November 13, 2024 • 63 mins
What if navigating the chaos of everyday life could be just as thrilling as a weekend blockbuster? We tackle the complexities of friendships with a humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding over dating choices, and share a tale of a disastrous weekend filled with food delivery fiascos and household calamities. From misinterpreted texts to comic kitchen disasters, it's a reminder that life is anything but dull.
Switching gears, we balance the tightrope of online etiquette in politically charged environments like Twitch, emphasizing the importance of respectful discourse. Ever wondered if a cereal mix inspired by an NFL star could make you rethink your breakfast choices? Listen as we critique a bizarre new food product and venture into the thrilling waters of a French film where sharks lurk beneath the streets of Paris.
Finally, brace yourself for a deep dive into the notorious saga of Hunter Moore and his infamous website, shedding light on the dark realm of revenge porn. We unravel the impact of Moore's actions and praise Netflix for spotlighting this story in their documentary. With unexpected encounters in the workplace and listener stories about quitting jobs at lightning speed, this episode is packed with laughter, introspection, and a reminder of the absurdities of modern life. Join us for an unpredictable journey that highlights the importance of humor and empathy in navigating our everyday adventures.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
So what's up?
My what's up?
What's up?
Oh my gosh man, every time Itry and start this shit, it
fucking just gets worse andworse.
(00:32):
I feel like I'm losing my minda little bit.
So let's see.
Um, I have a lot I want to talkabout this week.
Uh, it's probably gonna be areally long episode.
I really do apologize for that,but if you guys just bear with
me, dude, we're going to getthrough it together.
Stupid fucking emails comingthrough.
What's up?
Wyndham Hotels no bitch, Idon't want that stats.
(00:54):
A lot of you know that I was inthe area when 9-11 happened.
It's fucking so long ago now.
How many years is that?
13?
, yeah, 13.
I went to school in that area.
I was within the disaster area,whatever they want to call it.
(01:17):
Ground zero was what they werecalling it back in the day, but
they changed the verbiage a lotwith situations like this.
So I just actually submittedsome paperwork I was working
with the middle school Iattended at the time to get some
paperwork confirming myattendance so that I can qualify
, I guess, for health care orwhatever it is.
My health care at my job isgarbage.
I don't know why they expect meto pay out of pocket when I'm
(01:40):
paying $200 for a doctor's visit.
So I stopped all that nonsense.
So I think, with this, thisincreases my chances of getting,
like, a lower premium.
So we'll see what happens, butI just submitted the paperwork
today.
Not that you needed to know that, but you know, let me see, hire
yourself into this test.
Is there ADP email?
Okay, okay, cool.
(02:14):
So, um, I basically havesomething to do before end of
day today, and I was justreading what my manager was
saying about it.
So, that's cool, just take meall five seconds.
Um, let me see.
So I have a follow-up for youfor the fucking ooh response
that I spoke about in my lastepisode.
So let me go back to the texts.
This shit is so crazy becausethis shouldn't even be going
(02:35):
this far, but since I started astory, I'm gonna fucking
continue.
So let's see, okay, so, solet's go back to November 3rd.
I don't know where we left offwith this, but he said uh, by
the way, why did you say Oohearlier?
And I said because you saidHaitian, and I didn't expect
(02:56):
that dot dot dot with a questionmark.
Um, he goes.
I kind of figured.
That was the reason why, though, so I kind of left it, because
I'm like what the fuck do youmean?
Why, though, is that like anactual question?
I said are you asking why?
I, oh, like, was that aquestion?
I asked Because it just seemedlike a run on sentence, and he
goes yes, lol.
(03:17):
So I said because that'sdifferent, haven't ever heard
you say that.
Also, I'm going to keep sayingoh, because it's silly to
overthink that, which is thetruth.
Why are you overthinkingsomething?
I said when my opinion onanything having to do with your
love life does not fuckingmatter.
That's number one.
Number two, I said you know mewell enough by now.
If I ooh about something, it'slike my response is oh, that's
(03:37):
different, or oh, that'sinteresting, or oh, just oh,
it's not even a big deal.
So he said LOL, I thought youwere going to say something
about me dating a black chick.
This had me floored, because Idon't ever know when.
I don't ever, I don't know when.
I've ever said something likethat to him.
(03:59):
You know what I mean, becausewhen him and I were friends, my
best friend was an AfricanAmerican man.
And who is he dating?
A white girl, caucasian, anIrish woman, okay, so right
there.
Interracial couple Best people Iknew at the time.
They kind of suck.
Now.
Well, he's dead, so it's nothis fault, but she sucks, okay.
(04:22):
Because she said some crazy, isit defamatory?
Anyway, she made somestatements that were real crazy,
that I didn't accept or likeand that's why I don't fuck with
her anymore.
So I said hold on, oh, okay.
(04:43):
So I said I'd never saysomething about that, like,
that's crazy.
And I said be careful of who doon your pee, pee, like trying
to be funny about it, just likemoving past it, Cause I was like
so over it.
And, uh, he made a comment thatI don't really want to share.
It's disgusting, he's stupid.
So, um, I basically told himI'm telling my mom mom, you told
(05:04):
you called me a racist and hegoes.
I never said you were racist.
What I was saying was that Ithought you meant that as an oh,
like, like, oh, you didn'tthink they were my type and I
said I don't think you have atype, I think you just go with
the flow.
And you know what response hesaid to me he goes.
That would be correct.
It's middle Bro.
Sir, sir, you're fucking weird.
(05:27):
You're fucking weird, you'rejust weird.
Grow up a little bit Rememberwho I am as a person, and
although we're friends, thatphrase doesn't need to be said
to me.
It does not need to be said tome at all, not because I haven't
said worse things, but becausewhat time in the morning was it?
(05:49):
Okay, it was in the afternoon.
He gets a pass, but, disgusting, it's all pink in the middle,
okay, thrown up, anyway.
So I just thought I would putthe kibosh on that and fucking
finally tell you that this manthinks I'm racist.
So it's not like he's runningaround saying some white power
shit.
(06:09):
I'm not running around sayingwhite power, I'm running around
saying caramel, melanin power,okay, do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
Okay, if you're into that brownsugar, just be with it.
Okay, I've never been like, oh,I didn't know he was into
darker girls, what the fuck.
Anyway, you know what?
No, nope.
(06:32):
Also, another thing that Ifinally got an answer to was
where the guy looks during doggystyle, okay, and uh, anyone
else wants to answer that and DMme?
That's fine too.
The answer was and I asked myboyfriend this question.
I'm like yo, listen.
So I was, you know, referringto the hemorrhoid post on
Facebook.
(06:52):
Whatever, the girl was afraidthat the guy would be staring at
her while he's doing her frombehind.
Okay, so the answer is he looksanywhere he wants to's it.
He's like maybe your butt,maybe your back, your head, I
don't know.
Like you know, it just doesn'tmatter, it just doesn't matter.
(07:13):
So that's the answer I got.
The answer is basically that itdoesn't matter.
So, um, what did I do see?
I fucking just can't.
What did I do See?
I fucking just can't.
There's things that I put noteson that I don't fucking remember
, and I need to be more specific.
(07:38):
I have a note in here that saysthe Lord intervening on my
lunchtime in a negative way, andthen, to follow that up, my
next bullet point is days likethis I don't wonder why people
question a higher power.
What the fuck happened to melast week?
Oh, hell no.
What happened to me last weekthat I don't remember?
Hey, bitch, get off my window.
(07:59):
That's a B, it's on the otherside of the window, but that
shit still bothers me.
Anyway, I have no idea whathappened.
Uh, did I spill something?
I spilled something over theweekend, but this note was
written before that.
And let me tell you something Ialmost freaked the fuck out on
saturday what saturday, sunday?
So we ordered breakfast and, uh, oh, get this.
(08:25):
So over the weekend we tried toorder breakfast from our
favorite place, metro diner,through Uber eats.
Never had a problem therebefore.
I placed two orders there onSaturday and one of them got
picked up.
One of them supposedly gotpicked up, the other, um,
(08:49):
supposedly got picked up, theother, um, no, the first one got
canceled and then the secondone.
The guy, at least, was a littlebit more social with me to let
me know what the fuck was goingon.
Okay, so my first order wascanceled after I like after
three drivers went to go.
Three different drivers went togo get it and it just never
made its way to my door.
And then, the second time Iplaced the order, the guy told
(09:10):
me that the manager said thatsomeone had picked up my order
already and that's why I was nolonger in their system.
And I said, well, it would havebeen nice to have known.
Like the driver was even pissed, like that would have been nice
to know that before he like satdown and waited, because that
place gets busy Saturdays.
Before he like sat down andwaited because that place gets
busy Saturdays.
So here's the problem.
Okay, metro Diner, move thefucking Uber Eats DoorDash
(09:30):
delivery shelf behind yourcounter.
Anyone could just roll up inthere and take someone's food.
You know what I mean?
I've walked up in there, noone's asked me anything, I've
just strolled up and picked upsomeone's food.
So of course, I fucking went onthe Uber Eats shit for the help
channel, like that live chat,and I told them hey, you're not
(09:52):
charging me for this becausethis is the second order I
placed to this restaurant and,uh, my food's not at my door.
If you want me to send you apicture of a fucking blank
leopard print welcome mat thatdoes not have my food on it,
I'll.
If you want me to send you apicture of a fucking blank
leopard print welcome mat thatdoes not have my food on it,
I'll do that.
I'll be more than happy to dothat.
So we didn't get charged for it.
(10:12):
So instead of having breakfast,I ended up having Miller's Ale
House.
Their zingers are the shit.
Okay, I was mad because Iwanted breakfast.
That was the mood, that was thevibe me and the boyfriend had.
Okay, we want the breakfastfrom our favorite place.
Now, we will never order fromthat place again because of that
.
So, uh, I made breakfastyesterday.
I ended up making breakfastyesterday.
(10:33):
Um, was so pissed about it.
We had first watch on Sunday,so we actually knew that that
place was going to deliveranyway, so that that pissed me
off.
That was the first thing thathappened.
So the second thing thathappened Sunday was that no,
this happened Monday.
So I've had a crazy weekend offood nonsense.
So yesterday I was making um, Iwas making breakfast for myself
(10:57):
and the boyfriend.
I make a bagel.
I made him like the craziestplate ever so that he could be
hungry and leave me alone.
So he could be full and leaveme alone.
I should say full and leave mealone, I should say because he's
always I'm starving.
So made him a huge plate.
Um, after I washed the tub, thebathroom and everything I like,
I like cleaned before I ate,which is probably never a good
(11:18):
thing, because one day I'm justgonna flop over like I'm fucking
dead from smelling chemicalsand all this shit.
So, uh, I went, uh, I made himhis plate, I went to go pour the
juice.
That was fine.
Cap capped it Not all the way,like I didn't twist it all the
way like you're supposed to andI pour.
I gave him his plate, I gavehim his juice whatever, and then
(11:41):
I uh, juice whatever, and thenI, uh, I went to go.
What did I do?
Oh no, it was Sunday.
I'm stupid.
So this happened Sunday, sorry,cause yesterday I had coffee.
(12:01):
Sunday, this happened so causeI was like what was I doing?
Drinking that with that?
Like you know, combinations ofshit that don't work together.
That's what I thought of.
So Sunday, I got his stufftogether, I poured his juice.
Um, I didn't make him breakfastWe'd ordered.
So, uh, wait, no man, I fuckingforgot.
(12:21):
Okay, whatever, it's whatevernow.
So the problem is that I wentto go fucking.
Um, I went to go shake thejuice that didn't have the cap
tightly on it and it spilledeverywhere.
I could not have been moreangry in my life.
Not not only did I waste orangejuice, but it was all over the
floor in my kitchen and almostall over me.
(12:42):
I was literally about to goback to bed.
So, in any case, I didn't goback to bed, though.
I continued my day, and it onlygot more stupid with the orange
juice.
So I went to put my bloom supergreens, anti bloat shit in my
orange juice and I used mylittle stir thing.
You push the button and itstirs it like a frother is what
(13:02):
it is typically with coffee.
I went to stir my shit andguess what?
More juice spilled out of thecup.
So after I did all that, stillhad a spillage problem.
And not only that, but then Iused a towel to clean everything
up from the floor.
I threw that in the washer,threw some more stuff in the
(13:23):
washer, washed my placemats.
Bro, I'm tired of shit beatingup in the dryer and being linty
as fuck Again.
Another situation where lintwas everywhere.
I just can't take it anymore.
So Sunday was like aclusterfuck of nonsense.
So it was the day of non-restfor me, know, you know you're
(13:44):
supposed to like go pray and,you know, be on a break from
stressful shit.
Well, didn't happen.
Didn't happen.
What happened to my fucking?
I really would like tounderstand this note on here
that I wrote, but I'll neverremember.
I hope I remember, like nextweek at least, so I could be
like oh, hey, I remember.
(14:04):
Um, I saw something on Facebookthe other day that was
interesting too.
Uh, someone was trying to dosome MacGyver shit with tampons
and suck up grease from beef,ground beef.
You know, when you cook groundbeef sometimes like it uh, I'm
just gonna say it this way thefucking beef leaks.
(14:25):
Okay, it becomes grease andthis chick was like, hey, cool
idea.
And then there's tampons in thefucking pan with the beef.
But you have to think in yourhead that that's wrong because
there's cotton in that shit.
And now there's cotton in yourbeef.
Could you imagine trying to eata taco and you like pull out
lint or you're just choking onit.
(14:46):
Like the thought of it justmakes me ill.
And this is another reason whyI don't eat at other people's
houses, because people are doingirregular shit and I don't want
to deal with that.
That's, that's insane.
I don't want to deal with it.
I also have a reputation for,you know, eating other people's
food and then getting sickafterwards, which is also I
(15:07):
don't trust it, because peoplecook with different shit.
I think after a while, when youcook for yourself, you know
what you like and you know whatseasonings your body will deal
with.
I don't know what's going on,but, um, other people don't get
it.
And again, this goes back tothe story of the chick who said
that she would change her tamponevery time she went to the
ladies room this is throwawaytampon money.
(15:30):
Because even my friend Alex waslike oh, not me putting organic
tampons in my pan with my beef.
And then a co worker of minegoes yeah, just do paper towels,
like everybody else.
Me, I'm like, oh, paper towels,yeah, just do paper towels.
Like everybody else.
Me, I'm like, ooh, paper towels, that's a good one, but also
fibers, it's paper.
What I do is I'm crazy likethat.
(15:52):
So what I do is I take a hugespoon and I just spoon it into
my fucking oil, my oil greasecup thing, because you know you
have a jar that you keep allyour drippings from.
I have one, everybody has one.
Not that I repurpose it foranything, I just have bad
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experiences with things.
So I try and do thingsproactively.
That won't cause a problem.
So that's that.
Yeah, so that's.
I'm not doing that with tampons.
I'm sorry.
Tampons cost way too much, waytoo much to be using it as a
suck up device, if anything.
Get one of those baster thingsand just squeeze it and it up.
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That's all you have to do.
So now that the election is overand my fucking Facebook looks
like a battlefield ofghetto-ness, can we go back to
hating each other over spellingmistakes.
I think that was the favoritepart of my day.
Everybody is just so on top ofeach other with elections and
shit.
It's crazy.
(16:55):
It's crazy Like, can we not?
And here's the other thing.
All we do on Facebook is tryand prove that we're smarter
than the other person, which,for all intents and purposes.
There are people who areeducated on politics out there,
but it's none of us.
Okay, so cut it out.
None of us.
(17:16):
We all just read and educateourselves.
The only way I would say we'resmarter than each other is with
spelling, spelling and grammar.
Nobody is smarter at politicsthan anyone else.
Okay, the people who are runningaren't even smarter than
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anybody else in running.
They're just running becausethey want a shot at you know?
Hey, I was president, or hey, Iwas president again.
You know what I mean.
Like I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like the dumbest personabout politics.
So if you're here for that,that's wrong, don't come here.
That's absolutely wrong.
I'm not informed on anything.
And you know what I like itthat way Because, as ignorant as
that sounds, I really don'twant people asking me anything.
(18:00):
And you know what I like itthat way because, as ignorant as
that sounds, I really don'twant people asking me anything.
I don't want anyone asking meshit.
Nothing about politics, nothingabout who ran, nothing about
Trump, nothing about Kamala.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm just here to live life.
Make people laugh, if I can.
If you're not laughing at this,well, give it time.
(18:22):
I'm just getting my bearings onthis shit again, so give it
time.
It'll get funnier.
Damn, my ass hurts.
Sorry, I moved on the couch.
I've been working out again.
I actually, I don't know, forsome reason, I guess I just had
energy in me Sunday, monday, todo it.
I think today might be a skip.
I don't know, I don't know.
I the stair stepper, and itjust makes my day feel better.
(18:50):
Um, I'm starting to see resultson the scale again, so that's
cool.
I think I lost three pounds overthe weekend, which is wild
Cause.
What the fuck that's so much?
I feel like anyway.
Um, anyway, I have bodydysmorphia, so we're trying to
get over it.
Like every day, I feel like I'mover it and then I get sucked
back into nonsense.
So there's that.
But yeah, so nobody is smarterthan anybody else at politics.
I mean, look at the forefathers, if they could have figured out
(19:11):
immortality, they would beprobably fucking laughing at us
for all the stupid stuff thatwe've done and what we've put
each other through, race, color,all this dumb shit, anyway.
So I was talking to Dan theother day about this and
speaking of politics andstreaming and shit.
Don't mix games and politics,okay.
(19:34):
Streamers are there for onething, and one thing only, which
is to entertain.
You also can't be mad at astreamer for not having the same
views as you.
It's not betrayal.
You guys aren't fucking.
Okay, you guys are not fucking.
So if someone say, for example,this is just an example.
Everybody, calm the fuck down.
(19:54):
Okay, my viewer likes KamalaHarris, I like Trump, let's say,
let's say it, I'm not.
This is not proof of anything.
Okay.
Let's just say, for hyperboleand hypothetical situations,
that's where we're at.
Could be vice versa the personwho's watching me likes Trump
(20:16):
and I like Kamala.
Okay, let's just say thateither of those situations apply
.
If I have a political view,that's okay.
If you disagree with me, it'snot going to be any love lost at
any point.
But we're not going to talkabout it and we're not going to
make me feel bad about who Ivoted for and or who I didn't
vote for.
We're not doing that.
(20:36):
You must not know what Twitchis there for, because if Trump
or Kamala wanted to be on Twitchspouting their views, they
would Okay.
So if I'm streaming and youasked me who I vote for and the
facial expression I make givesyou a clue as to who I voted for
(20:57):
, and you're like, oh, like,something crazy comes out your
mouth.
You'll get banned.
Okay, I would rather ban youthan watch you walk away,
because I'm petty as fuck.
Okay, I even developed a, youknow, a little passive,
(21:21):
aggressive noise I'm going tomake if people were to ever ask
me that.
And yes, a little passive,aggressive noise I'm going to
make if people were to ever askme that.
And, yes, we are going to getback into streaming.
Everybody be cool.
You'll know, I'm literallygoing to make a sound that makes
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it seem like I'm throwing up,Because I don't think it's
appropriate.
I don't think it's appropriateTalking about politics while I'm
trying to play a game andentertain you guys and just ruin
the moment altogether.
It's like the scene inHereditary, where the chick's
head gets chopped off whilethey're driving in the car.
That's what that is, if you'veseen that movie, you knew that
(22:06):
was the quickest death ever.
Okay, and I've never been likeum no, as much as possible, but
that that that was the moment,okay, that was it, where I've
covered my mouth so fast that Iwas like like an audible gasp,
like I'm a fucking animecharacter, okay, and I only I've
(22:30):
only started doing that as oflate, because sometimes these
things are really shocking.
So what shocks me is that youthink that you should be coming
into anyone's stream and makingthem feel bad about their
political views.
Like what the fuck even is thiscountry?
This country is so hatefullately.
It's ridiculous.
Everybody talking about I'mgoing to move to Canada.
(22:51):
Do you know what?
Canada don't want us either.
Canada is laughing at usbecause we all want.
Like people want to leave, notwe.
I don't give a shit.
I'm going to live where I live,okay, I'm going to make my
money and go home.
That's like.
It's like be living in Americais like a fucking job.
Okay, you live here.
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You fucking work till you die.
Okay, you might retire withlike 5 cents in your pocket and
then that's it, and then youcontinue to die.
What is it?
What's the three things?
Death, something and taxes?
Fuck it.
Who cares?
See what I'm saying, though.
If you're following this shitfor accurate stuff, you're in
(23:34):
the wrong channel.
But in any case, we really haveto stop putting so much
pressure on each other toperform the way we want each
other to perform.
Not everybody has to have thesame views Like why is this
something that needs to betaught all over again?
This is some common sense shit.
Like, just don't do it.
I'm telling you, the sound I'mgoing to make for shit that I
(23:54):
don't like is going to soundlike I'm throwing up.
You know why?
Because it's making mephysically ill to have something
of that nature said to me.
I'm just going to go.
That's what you're going tohear.
Hey, who'd you vote for?
That's it.
Oh my God, did you hear that?
Someone asked me who I votedfor?
That's the sound.
That's the sound I'm making.
(24:15):
Just like that.
I encourage you to, you know, dothis too.
I encourage you to boo atpeople.
I'm going to start booingpeople at work Because people
deserve it.
You need that wake-up call andeverybody's so fucking polite
for no reason.
Like, if I don't like you, boo,that's the conversation.
(24:38):
Boo, boo, boo, boo, you, boo,you bitch, that's it.
Like there's so many peopleLike I don't even think there's
anyone I hate at work anymore.
I think that's it.
I think I'm finally in a placewhere I just don't care about
people like that anymore,because holding that kind of
shit in your heart like this isthis is what I mean with the
politic shit holding those typeof feelings in your heart for
(25:02):
someone that barely knows you isso crazy to me.
Like the only time so here's theonly time that I've ever felt
betrayed by a fucking streameris when they're playing a game
that I love okay, that I playedfrom the beginning, that was
remastered and yapped throughthe whole thing and not paid
attention to the story.
(25:23):
If you're gonna do that, that'snot the game for you.
You cannot play story-basedgames and yap the whole time.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry to inform you, butthat's the wrong game.
Like I was so looking forwardto the stream because it was
something scary that I was like,yeah, he's gonna fucking get
scared and blah, blah, blah andno, you know why he wasn't
(25:47):
scared, because he talkedthrough the whole fucking thing.
That's why.
So, uh, that was the only time,um, any other time I've been
happy to be in his streams, butI literally had to turn off his
stream the other day cause I wasso annoyed.
Um, hold on a second.
I had a message come through.
I'm going to text really quickbecause this is my maintenance
(26:08):
person and I had an issue.
Um, I believe, missed a corner.
Whoops, not kissed, miss acorner.
If you want to come check in alittle bit Episode right now, I
(26:33):
don't want any interruptionsright now because I will fucking
forget what I'm talking about.
So I just told him to come in alittle bit because I'm
recording this.
Just don't make it awkward forpeople to stream and be who they
want to be Like that's, it'sdistasteful.
So if you're going to stream onTwitch, I think to be Like
that's that's, it's distasteful.
So if you're going to stream onTwitch, I think you also have
to expect that of people.
I expect people to be wild asfuck and rude.
(26:54):
Um, because I'm a woman and youknow guys always think that
chicks on Twitch have to showtits.
It's not that, it's not that atall.
I do have to.
I want to get an arm, though,for my mic, because I think my
mic's going to be a little toofar from my face and supposedly
I have a good voice.
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Oh, here's another thing.
So here's another thing I sawon Facebook about the election,
and here's what I mean Like, canwe just start being mean to
each other because of fuckingshit like this, start being mean
to each other because offucking shit like this?
So this girl that I used to befriends with?
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So there's always.
So here's the problem.
Okay, there's always a girlthat I used to be friends with
but no longer am friends withbecause they're stupid.
That's it.
It's not me.
It's not me Because I can bestupid, but I can admit that
shit.
Other people, when you try andpoint out stuff that maybe
they've done wrong, don't liketo take responsibility for it.
So here's an example the dayafter the election, when the
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results were revealed, someonesaid that someone responded to a
post by saying they shedded atear.
That someone responded to apost by saying they shedded a
tear.
I don't have a problem with thepost, I have a problem with the
response.
Okay, shedded a tear.
This woman she speaks Spanish.
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She's very good with English,though, so she should know that
shed at a tear sounds ridiculous.
So she has three kids.
She has two girls and a boy andI think maybe a fourth one on
the way.
Please do not teach them to sayshed at a tear.
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You fucking troglodyte, likehow can you, how can you openly
type this out?
And it's not even that, it'sthe fact that nobody's
correcting her.
People will keep responding,but of course they're gonna be
like, hey, look at this fuckingidiot, because that's the truth.
That's the truth and I kind ofwanted to tell alex alex, get
your friend.
She should know better.
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There's people like me on theinternet that are watching.
There's people like me watchingbitch, you're spelling stuff
wrong.
What tense is that?
I shedded a tear, just shed.
I shed a tear, shed, is it Shed?
Shed is the tense you use forshed a tear.
Shedded makes no sense.
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That's like oh, I washed myhair and I shed it all over the
place.
Bro, it sounds so close to shit.
It's ridiculous, like shitted.
I just don't understand.
There's like so many people onFacebook that do this that I
know that I want to be like howis nobody helping her?
Like, how is no one helping her?
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Can't even believe it, bro.
Like people are just watchingthis shit, go by and are just
okay with it in any case.
I just can't, bro, like on theinternet.
This basically shows why wecan't have nice shit.
Okay, because she speaksenglish.
She probably knew that that waswrong and I'm guessing she
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wanted to know who corrects her.
I bet you if I corrected hershe'd be like that's why I know
you voted for Trump.
Why?
Because I know how to speakEnglish.
Because that's a crazy argumentto make.
And then this other chick postedand this is the funny thing is
that you know you can haveopinions.
They don't always have to beright.
So I noticed that this otherchick goes oh my God, I hate it
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here.
And the first comment is someguy going well, move, what's
wrong with saying that?
Because then the next personthat commented was like oh no,
don't you fucking talk to herlike that.
She's the nicest person in theworld.
I'm like, bro, you're taking ittoo out of control, leo.
Yes, I said control, leo.
You're taking it too far.
All he said was move.
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Then it wasn't distasteful, itwas an honest thing.
If you hate living here, thenfucking go.
Like that's anyone's expressionever.
It doesn't even have to be likeafter an election, it just
means yo, you can have anopinion, but someone's always
going to have a comment, so youjust have to be okay with it.
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And what she should have done toher friend, who got all yappy
like a fucking chihuahua, issettle down, it doesn't matter.
Or calm down, it doesn't matterwhat he says, nobody cares what
he says or just delete thecomment.
Just delete the comment orunfriend that person Like this.
This is what I'm saying.
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There's too many ghetto peopleon Facebook.
There's too many ghetto peopleLike if someone tells me to move
on, I'd be like oh you're so.
You're so right, you're so right.
Learn to have a sarcasticbackbone, bruh, sarcastic
backbone.
Nobody has that anymore.
We're just out here with oursensitive ass feelings.
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Nobody needs that shit.
Nobody asked for it.
Just live your life.
That's what I'm saying.
Like I could post whatever Iwant to get attacked and I will
continue my fucking day unharmed.
You know why?
Because I don't care aboutother people like that.
That's the funny part Y'all allout here caring about everybody
else's opinions except your own.
If you just want to put outthere that you hate living here,
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you have to expect the type ofretaliation you'll get, and you
can't be mad when someoneresponds the way they do.
Or just delete the comment.
If you want to leave it thereto fucking spark debate, then
that's your fault, isn't it?
Isn't that your fault If you dosomething like that and then
people just continue the trailLike miss, I shedded a tear.
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Part two I don't want to live inAmerica.
Part three Go, then.
That would be my advice.
Hey, if you have the money togo sayonara, see you later, see
you never.
I live in Florida.
Everybody acts like it's athird world country.
I have one person who comes tovisit me, which is fine, I don't
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care, I don't want any morethan her just coming.
You know why?
Actually, you know what?
There's two people.
I don't care if they come downhere.
You know why?
Because they're perfect peopleto hang out with.
They're people that I just usedto sit and chill with and play
video games, whatever, play onmy phone, watch TV and yes,
laura, I'm talking about youFucking just very simple, simple
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life, simple friends, simpleactivities.
When can we get back to thatshit?
Everybody's just going to be sohateful for the rest of our
lives, which isn't going toamount to much.
Everybody's worried about shitbecoming the handmaid's tale.
You bitches are the reason whyit's going to happen.
Stop putting it out there, allright, stop saying that shit,
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don't buy red clothing, Don'tbuy red capes, we'll all be all
right.
It doesn't sound like thatshit's going to happen.
Hopefully not in my lifetime.
They're not going to want meanyway.
You know how long I've been onbirth control?
Like 20 years almost, actually,no less than that.
I'm lying 16 years years.
Okay, finally got off it injuly, chilling.
But like I've been on it for solong, they're gonna look at
that medical record and be like,nah, we'll make her an aunt or
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whatever the fucking thing is.
I don't even remember, and Istarted watching that show too.
In any case, let's see what elseis going on in the world today.
Oh, by the way, have you seenthis Kelsey mix cereal like
Travis Kelsey and all that shit?
They're mixing three differenttypes of cereal Reese's Puff,
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cinnamon, toast Crunch and LuckyCharms.
You have to be out of yourfucking cavity searching mind.
Y'all want cavities in yourteeth or tooth decay or whatever
it is.
Who's eating that?
What sewer rat is eating that?
Look, I'll get to this trainingin a minute.
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Whoops, whoops, like who is.
Uh, who's getting into thatcereal?
Sorry, I was putting myself onbreak so that I have 15
uninterrupted minutes.
I don't know who's eating that,but you're fucking fat.
I'm just gonna say it.
You don't need three types ofcereal in one bowl to make you
feel like a person.
So you're fucking fat for thatand I don't feel bad.
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Don't be fucking fat.
Eat a regular ass cereal, Eatone fat.
Eat a regular ass cereal, eatone.
I have so many cereal boxes ontop of my fridge I don't want a
single one of them.
Actually, that's not true.
I want to eat all of them, butnot together, separating the
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cereals.
Anyway, I'm sitting right underthe AC.
I hope it doesn't make too muchnoise, but oh well, oh gosh,
all right.
What else is going on?
Oh yeah, the Valley Trash inthis place got to step its game
up.
I'm tired of taking my own shitout and paying for it.
I still really want to knowwhat this fucking Lord
intervening on my lunch thing.
What happened?
I really can't think about.
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I really should have notatedthis better.
I really should have so crazy.
Wow, okay, I really, I reallyjust don't understand what that
note is.
I'm sure I'll remember nexttime.
It's going to be so stupid.
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Oh, I don't know if I told youabout this, but I watched this
movie called under paris andit's about this woman who's the
only survivor of from her teamfrom fucking with this shark.
Okay, apparently they're doingsome operation there's some
project called operation evolveon a fucking shark.
I guess that they tagged andtheir main thing is that they
were looking for it, and theirmain thing is that they were
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looking for it in a verypolluted body of water and it's
in french.
It's called under paris.
It's on netflix.
Give it a watch.
Um, it was good.
It was good.
It was weird.
The ending was unpredictable.
I don't know if they made asecond one, but don't, um, don't
, show it to me.
It ended basically with parisflooding because there were some
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uh, oh, my god, there were somebullets like huge ones.
I guess that would be fromrocket launchers that had not
been shot, so they still hadammo, they were still loaded,
whatever.
So there were cells.
I think they were callingthemselves in the water, so
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they're trying to.
Towards the end of the movie,the plan was to blow up this
fucking shark under thecatacombs of paris.
The movie was fucking glory ashell.
It was a lot of screaming on myend because I was like holy
shit, like I usually do.
So they figured out where thenest was and they figured out
that this stupid girl is tryingto echolocate or send reverb
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towards the shark to get it togo back to the ocean, because if
it stays in the river, it's in,it's going to suffocate and die
because the shark is too bigfor it.
Ain't that always a problem?
Anyway, so the plan, so herplan, works.
She gets the shark to come toher, but she doesn't understand
or thinks that she knows betterthan this lady who went on this
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expedition at the beginning ofthe movie.
Now, I'm all for people beingstupid, I'm all for people not
learning a lesson.
This bitch learned the craziestlesson by getting ate ass first
.
Like came up from the bottom,scooped her up and swallowed her
whole.
Well, not swallowed her whole,but like ripped her in half.
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Like these sharks are crazy.
She's like playing with theshark.
Like no, it's fine, it's fine.
And we're like no, bitch, it'snot fine, get away from the baby
.
Like even the chick was likeplease get away from that baby,
the mom is going to get upset.
She's like no, don't youunderstand?
They're not going to hurt us.
Bitch, bitch, you heard that acar crashed into this river.
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You didn't find a body of theperson.
They didn't find the body ofthe person in the car and you're
saying everything's fine.
That's the craziest sentenceever.
They, oh, they're not going tohurt us.
Yes, they are bitch, they'resharks.
You're in its territory, you'rein its quote unquote nest area.
What do you think is going tohappen?
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Like that's outrageous.
So, in any case, the the planwas to go under the catacombs,
blow up the entire nest, killall the sharks.
That mother shark was so pissedoff, bro, she went after the
people from the marathon I thinkit was a triathlon and of
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course, the mayor didn't want toshut down at all because of how
much money they paid and howmany.
You know how much media wasgoing to come record it and
stuff.
And of course, you got peoplekilled because they're swimming.
And then there's a fuckingshark swimming and eating them,
scooping them up one by one likefucking M&Ms in the buffet.
And then, of course, you knowthese bitches are shooting into
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the river, not remembering thatthere are loaded cells in the
fucking lake lake river, excuseme.
And when they start shooting,everything starts fucking
exploding.
It explodes where it createslike a tsunami effect and it
fucking drowns Paris.
And that's how the movie ends,dude, that's how it ends, okay,
with sharks coming through intoParis, because it's now like an
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underwater paradise for them.
And I'm like, bro, this remindsme of fucking the Last of Us,
where nature just reclaimseverything and it just ends with
the main chick and the policeofficer that was helping her
sitting on top of, like you knowwhat a bus stop looks like,
like the awning part, sitting ontop of that and there's like a
shark just circling them.
So, again, if they made asecond one, please don't show it
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to me.
Then I went on another moviejourney and watched creep one 1
and 2, literally called Creep.
Now, both of those movies werestupid as fuck.
Did not expect to enjoy themand I did.
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Enjoyed them tremendously.
Bro, if you get a chance, Iwould recommend watching that.
So Creep?
Well, both of them are aboutthis guy who claims well, the
first one, he claims to be dyingto lure out of um, a
cinematographer, to like, shoothis last moments, um, to shoot a
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day in the life for him, uh, sothat there's something artistic
about his going out.
So, um, he gets this guy, aaronto come shoot video and stuff.
And then, you know, aaronstarts getting suspicious of him
because of all this weird shit.
He starts saying he goes out tothis really uh desolate area
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where there's a cabin, so heknows they're by themselves and
um, he just says the weirdestshit, like this guy basically
said that he put, he put on awolf's mask because he, he
realized after looking at hiswife's search history that she
was into like bestiality.
I guess, um, he was like, butit wasn't bestiality.
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And I'm like, well, who cares?
You peeped on her shit and yougot freaked out.
That's all that matters.
So, uh, he does all that and,um, what else?
Oh, my God, bro, I can'tremember shit.
It's my brain.
Um, he does all that.
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He thinks that they're friendsand when the guy decides to you
know, he drugged him a littlebit to get him to pass out
because he wants to leave andthe guy won't let him the guy
who's playing the creep I forgethis name and uh, he, the phone,
his cell phone starts ringing.
Okay, his cell phone startsringing.
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He picks it up, like vibrating.
I guess the guy's so knockedout he doesn't feel it while
he's sleeping.
Um, aaron grabs the phone runsto the bathroom and he goes oh
hey, so you're Angela, right.
And she's like, yeah, and hewas like, um, your husband, I'm
with your husband in some cabinand blah, blah, blah, I don't
remember the place with yourhusband in some cabin and blah,
blah, blah, I don't remember theplace.
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And she goes I'm sorry what?
And, uh, he was like yeah, no,I'm with your husband here.
And she's like where are you?
Like the whole thing starts tounravel from there, bro Cause
I'm like, oh shit, this guy'sbeen lying this whole time, but
he's wearing a wedding ring, buthe's saying that the person
named Angela was his wife.
Oh, by the way, he puts thewolf's mask on to like SA, his
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wife, quote unquote.
And apparently they had a goodtime.
So that's what happened withthat weird ass story.
So he realizes he has to getthe fuck out of there.
So he gets out of there somehow.
Actually, no, no, what happensis he goes downstairs to try and
leave where the front door isand he's standing there with the
fucking mask on, bro growlingat him.
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And I'm like, oh hell, no.
So they get into like somescuffle, and then the next shot
you see is of aaron at homewatching some video that the
creep sent him, whatever, andthen he starts to stalk aaron.
Creepy enough, like.
It's like one of those likefound footage things.
Anyway, the first one's reallygood.
The second one was even better,in my opinion.
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I don't even know like it's aBlum.
They're both Blumhouse films,so it's really good.
Um, I was watching the secondone and it's basically this girl
who was doing videos calledencounters and uh, she, uh she
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calls and, um, what you call it?
She, she does this thing calledencounter.
She's very straight face.
She's like a Wednesday Adams inperson.
She is not scared easily.
She finds his ad the creeps adon Craigslist and she wants to
turn it into one of herencounters.
So the first thing he admits toher when he meets her is that
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he's a serial killer and wantsto know if that scares her.
And he like keeps trying toscare her and she's like, okay,
dude, what?
And she realizes that he's kindof a loose cannon, but she can
kind of predict his moves.
She hides like a knife in herboot.
Um, it's the weirdest thing,because he feels like he relates
to her.
So he starts like being reallyoddly nice, like oddly more like
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a human, because he's coming upon his 40th birthday and he
said that he's starting to like,lose a taste for killing.
So he's trying to like.
He said he wants to die, soessentially he wants her to kill
him, which is the start of thewhole thing, like you know.
I want you to record this, butI also want to die because I
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don't feel I have anything leftin me for that.
So, uh, it was such a so goodbro, so I don't even know why it
was so good, except for thepure fact that it was just it
was just so simple an idea, andthe fact that they brought her
in and she wasn't afraid of himwas even better.
Her name was Sarah, by the way,and, like towards the end of it
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, I was like, bro, this movie isso fucking good.
To the boyfriend, I was like Icannot even believe it.
Meanwhile he's doing his littlecard thing in the other room.
He's not paying much attentionto what's going on outside that
room.
It was such a good they wereboth such good movies that I
couldn't even believe it.
I could not even believe theluck I had in finding those
movies, and then the rest of theday I spent playing the Last of
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Us, so they were so good Anyway.
So if you ever get a chance towatch those, those are both
really good Creep 1 and 2.
I found both of them on Netflix, by the way.
I was looking through my liston Netflix and didn't even
realize that I had the secondone saved there, so that's
interesting.
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Let's see if I have any goodstuff for us on Facebook today.
What, oh my God, I amofficially done buying Starbucks
coffee after seeing thisoutrageous woke ad.
See the video below.
They always put such trash andshit.
Oh God, it's a cat, cat fuckingvideo.
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I don't know, but the ad withstarbucks coffee sucks anyway.
I wouldn't pay for their coffee, even if the prices were decent
.
I mean, I don't hate that as aresponse.
What the fuck is going?
What check my database?
Mine is not ready yet.
Waiting for the full 24 hoursto see if my access updates okay
.
Anyway, let's see.
Do I have anything cool in mygroups?
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Let's see, these ring shaminggroups are the fucking best, bro
.
That's so hilarious.
I miss arguing with my highschool math teacher.
I used to watch that shit.
I never actually fought withthem because I didn't really
like.
I said.
I don't care about peopleenough to argue anymore.
Let's see A girl at yourhusband's work is always buying
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him coffee in the morning.
What are you doing?
If he told me, then I would askif she's buying the rest of the
office coffee.
Tell your husband not to becheap and return the favor.
My ex did this.
He cheated multiple times.
When a man does it, you canguarantee he's cheating.
Men only buy stuff for women.
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They really like jesus christ.
Bruh, let her buy.
My husband won't take it anyway.
Mine too.
People can't be trusted to notput something in it.
My thoughts exactly, because assoon as y'all break up guess
who he's in a facebook officialfucking relationship with
Someone posted a picture of agun and that was the comment
under it.
Let's see.
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And here's the other thing, whenyou comment on something in
these groups.
I'm so tired of these spam botstalking about hey, dm me for
your private reading.
No bitch, read nothing.
Read the fucking Facebook posts.
Read the fucking facebook posts.
Read the fucking facebookcomments.
Don't read my hand, all right.
Don't do any tarot cards, noneof it.
I've seen too many movies.
I don't want anything attachingitself to me.
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I'm good.
It's like this shit, making herbuy mine every day because
we're a team.
The thing says psychic readinghi, love and light to you, my
beloved, send me a request orinbox me.
I have a message for you,that's.
Then it says psychics reading,scammer.
He wouldn't accept it so Iwouldn't need to do anything,
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nothing.
He doesn't like coffee, so he'sgiving that shit to me, saving
me seven dollars for real, bruh.
Okay, let's see what was thequickest job.
Y'all quit.
Amazing.
Oh, someone said blow.
Someone said morning sex,dental assistant at a minimum
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medium security prison threemonths.
Jesus, stop with this.
Fucking.
Send me your left palm onmessenger now, because I feel
something special about you.
It's the same message foreverybody.
Not everybody on this post isspecial, bitch.
Like.
What are we even talking about?
Oh my god, bro.
A pizza place, saltgrasscookout dominoes.
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Bro, a pizza place, salt grasscookout dominoes, kfc I have a
story about kfc.
That's ridiculous.
Kids, bouncy house, walgreens,amazon worked only three days.
Oh my god, serendipitous.
So I was in a friend's streamyesterday.
This is probably where I'mgonna end it.
I was in a friend's streamyesterday and I was watching him
play Diablo 4.
Like pretty much all day hehustles his fucking ass off with
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that game and he's very good atit.
He's very good at carries.
He's very good at explainingthings, all the gear, everything
he needs to know.
He's carried me in d3 so I'mnot gonna play d4 like that with
him because he's a little tooprofessional in my opinion.
So, uh, the he was talking wewere talking about I don't even
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know what the fuck we weretalking about.
That I got to this point butsomeone in his stream said that
some girl oh right, it was aboutnot shitting where you eat.
So he was telling a story.
The streamer was telling astory about how this chick he
used to give her a ride home andeverybody thought they were
fucking.
And he told the story about how.
He asked her, like they startedtalking about past careers and
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stuff and what they did, and sheclaimed to make such and such
amount of money a week, slash anight working at this other
place.
So he's like so why do you comeworking for us?
So he put two and two togetherand figured out that she was
stealing.
So he told his whoever wasworking that night to audit her
to see what happens.
And apparently during her shiftthere were six hundred and
sixty dollars unaccounted for.
She sold, she got firedobviously.
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So I guess HR called him intoquestion because apparently
other people had seen him takeher home.
So I don't know what PRICs arePayroll reporting or anyway know
what PRICs are Payrollreporting, all right.
Anyway, he obviously set therecord straight, saying I never
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slept with her, there wasnothing between me and her.
I would never even have thoughtof that.
Blah, blah, blah.
Very honorable, respectful,whatever chivalrous, whatever
the case may be.
So we were talking about notshitting where you eat.
So it turned into somethingelse in history.
Somebody mentioned that somegirl that he worked with used to
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finger blast herself while shewas working and they worked at
Amazon together and she got himfired because she went around
saying that he was exploitingher material like passing it out
, showing other people.
So of course, I'm pretty surethis guy I don't know him from
Adam.
I'm pretty sure that he I don'thave a fucking email.
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I'm pretty sure that theydidn't what you call it.
I'm pretty sure he didn't dothat.
Let's just say I'm pretty surethat he is not one of those
people.
Um, like I said, I don't knowhim from Adam, but I think you
can get into a lot of troublefor that.
It's called felonies and shitfor submitting other people's
nudity.
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Oh yeah, the most hated guy onthe internet.
I watched that.
Shit, bro, that guy's hair isthe hair of a douchebag, but
anyway, let's get back to this.
So I'm going to talk about thatto finish this out.
So we were talking about he wastalking about finger blasting,
and then, of course, this.
The fucking streamer goesshould have called her KFC
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because it's finger licking good, and I almost fell off my couch
Because every time after that,when he said blast, that's what
I picture now and that's it.
That's forever going to beingrained in my memory.
I'm never going to forget this.
So every time he said blast, Iwas like, bro, this guy is just
saying fucking blast.
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To say blast, bro, it makes nosense, but in any case, that was
fucking hilarious.
Hold on a sec.
A sec, though.
I gotta look up that fuckingfinger looking good, kfc,
unbelievable.
Um, let me see.
Most hated man on the internet.
Most hated.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Okay, I don't care about that.
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Most hated man on the internet.
Okay, here we go.
So it was a documentary onnetflix.
I got bored.
What is this fucking guy's nameagain.
The story of one woman's missionagainst the self-styled king of
revenge porn after nude photosof her daughter are posted
online.
Bro, listen, listen, listen,listen, hold on.
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What is this name?
Hunter, what hold on, hold on,hold on, hold on, I'm looking,
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Hunter, what Hunter?
What Jesus Christ Hunter?
(55:06):
What Hunter?
More.
There we go.
Sorry, I kept getting madbecause it just kept showing in
the in the little blurbs justHunter.
So, in any case, this guy.
So here's what happens this momgoes after his ass so hard for
three episodes, okay.
So what happened is this guynamed Hunter Moore created this
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website called is anyone upcom,okay, and he decided to make it
a revenge porn site, statingthat you know anybody who wants
to get back in, an ex, who haslike anything they could give
him and he would post it.
The problem is that he hiredsomeone to hack into people's
emails, take photos off theiremail and fucking upload it
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without their consent.
So the one chick, the mainchick of the story it happened
that she was working one day anda friend called her to let her
know, or texted her to let herknow hey, your picture's on this
website and I'm really sorry.
So of course, she goes on thewebsite and the chick has a
topless photo on there that sheobviously did not consent to
having put up.
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So she tells the mom, and themom is on a quest for vengeance.
Okay, because he's done this toso many different chicks and
you meet a few of them.
A few of them come forward andwant to talk.
But let me tell you somethingabout this guy, hunter Moore.
Bruh, hunter Moore had thehaircut of a douchey Pepe Le Pew
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.
Okay, he had the stupidest fauxhawk without the white stripe.
He is the worst human alive.
Okay, because there's one chickknown as the Fister.
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Okay, the reason why she'sknown for that is because she
got into a Skype with him oh myGod, skype, by the way, a Skype
meeting with him and hebasically told her to stick her
fist up her ass and she did iton camera where he recorded it
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and posted it.
And then what he did was what'seven more fucked up is on this
website called.
Is anyone upcom?
He would then go on to posttheir Facebook shit above their
links, above their pictures, sothat people could find them on
Facebook.
Craziest fucking thing of mylife.
I'm just so lucky that that'snever happened to me.
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And let me tell you somethingI've sent my fair share of
pictures.
I have.
I'm going to admit that,because there's no girl who
hasn't.
I'm just going to tell you thatnow.
And if they say they haven't,they're lying and that's that.
It's fine to lie about it.
I'm going to be open and honestabout it, because when you were
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dating someone, that was thething you did Okay, anyway, not
anymore.
I'm too old, hasn't happened ina while.
I'm old.
I'll do that with my man now,okay, and not even because I'm
feeling some type of way aboutmy body.
But anyway, hunter Moore is theugliest Pepe Le Pew as a person
I've ever seen in my life.
So that's, that's crazy to me,but that's how life is.
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So he got um two and a halfyears for what he did, because
hacking is illegal, but postingthose pictures is not back in
that time.
Anyway, who knows if anything'schanged, but it was like a
cybersecurity thing, which iswhy the FBI got involved and
they went after him.
Let me tell you somethingthere's also a Marine who got
involved in this shit becausehunter more threatened his
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family.
He said I'm going to grape yourwife and make your kids watch.
Oh man, that guy wanted to riphim apart.
Don't ever say that to someonewho has armed forces.
Okay, adb, calm now.
Anyway.
Sorry, I was reading somethingunder my breath from work.
But yeah, don't do that,because that guy went after him
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crazy hard.
He was like listen, everybody'sgonna come after you.
Let me just buy the site.
You can take all that contentoff of there.
I don't want that.
So the site would redirect toan anti-bullying website that he
was in charge of.
So that was cool for a second.
And then he went on fuckingAnderson Cooper looking like a
douche, and the mom called himlike a douche and started
antagonizing him.
So you know what happens whenyou poke a bear they attack.
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So what he decided.
What Hunter Moore decided to doas his revenge was put up
another site, but instead he wasgoing to start posting
addresses and directions topeople's homes.
And let me tell you somethingMapQuest was still a thing back
then.
That's how long ago this was.
I don't even know if MapQustill exists today I have not
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googled but that's what huntermoore was going to do.
He's like all right, I'mputting everything back up, and
now everybody's addresses anddirections to their homes is
going there too and whateverhappens happens.
I was like, bro, this is goingto be the craziest bloodbath
ever or egging of people'shouses, or you know trespassing
on properties, or you knowkilling people because he wanted
to kill the mom and thedaughter at that point for
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everything that they were tryingto put him through again.
And he didn't look good on TV,like he thought that all
publicity was not bad publicity.
This was the worst fuckingthing I've ever seen.
He was like I.
He tried to apologize, saying hewas all reformed and shit, and
that lady just went after itbecause she was like no, we're
gonna prove that you're notdifferent.
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You didn't change, you didn'tconvert.
You're still the same person.
You're just doing this to getaway with it.
It's called the most hated manon the internet.
Please give it a watch Because,oh Lord, the fact that he only
got two and a half years forsome shit that he did oh my god,
bro.
Revenge porn is insane.
I don't.
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I really would like to know ifthe laws have changed for that,
but that guy was fucking, like Isaid, douchey.
Pepe Le Pew tried to be fromthat emo scene.
They called it being a scenekid, the worst one, he was a DJ
and shit.
I actually want to look up whathe's doing now, but I might put
that in my next episode.
Um, but, bro, you, you can't bethat person.
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Man like he just thought he wasjust gonna get away with
everything and be untouchable.
Nah, bro, they touchedeverywhere for two and a half
years.
Who knows what even happened tohim while he was locked up.
I wish he did a tell-all,supposedly he.
What's funny was the way theyended it, bro, was that they
said Hunter Moore initiallyagreed to be part of the
documentary but at the lastminute changed his mind.
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But we decided to use his stuffanyway.
I was like bro, my God, netflixis so petty to use his stuff
anyway.
I was like bro, my God, netflixis so petty so he didn't care
about them giving consent forhis photo.
Netflix did not give a fuckabout him giving his consent for
his likeness.
Oh, bro, nothing but net.
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Nothing but net on thatdecision, and that's why I will
never quit Netflix.
That's the reason.
Right there, them documentarieshit every time.
That was amazing.
The ending.
I was like, no, they did notsay that, shit, anyway.
So that's that.
That's that for the week.
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I really hope I remember that.
Next note for next week man,that fucking documentary is
something.
But I love you guys, thank youso much for listening and I hope
.
Next note for next week man,that fucking documentary is
something, but I love you guys.
Thank you so much for listeningand I hope you come back next
week.
And, like I said, I'm trying tobe more consistent with these.
So it's either going to be aWednesday or Thursday release.
So if it's not Wednesday, it'sgoing to be a same day, thursday
, record release.
Thank you again for taking thetime to hang out with me today
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and like and subscribe if youlike what you hear, and please
just give me a like or a followor something.
But, uh, if I start streamingagain, which should be soon this
week or next week, I have toget my funds together.
Um, we'll be getting some gamesin and we'll be, uh, fucking
playing.
Um, love you guys, thank you somuch and I'll catch you next
week.
Bye.
So what's up?
My what's up?
What's up?
Oh my gosh man, every time Itry and start this shit, it
fucking just gets worse andworse.
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I feel like I'm losing my minda little bit.
So let's see.
Um, I have a lot I want to talkabout this week.
Uh, it's probably gonna be areally long episode.
I really do apologize for that,but if you guys just bear with
me, dude, we're going to getthrough it together.
Stupid fucking emails comingthrough.
What's up?
Wyndham Hotels no bitch, Idon't want that stats.
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A lot of you know that I was inthe area when 9-11 happened.
It's fucking so long ago now.
How many years is that?
13?
, yeah, 13.
I went to school in that area.
I was within the disaster area,whatever they want to call it.
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Ground zero was what they werecalling it back in the day, but
they changed the verbiage a lotwith situations like this.
So I just actually submittedsome paperwork I was working
with the middle school Iattended at the time to get some
paperwork confirming myattendance so that I can qualify
, I guess, for health care orwhatever it is.
My health care at my job isgarbage.
I don't know why they expect meto pay out of pocket when I'm
(01:40):
paying $200 for a doctor's visit.
So I stopped all that nonsense.
So I think, with this, thisincreases my chances of getting,
like, a lower premium.
So we'll see what happens, butI just submitted the paperwork
today.
Not that you needed to know that, but you know, let me see, hire
yourself into this test.
Is there ADP email?
Okay, okay, cool.
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So, um, I basically havesomething to do before end of
day today, and I was justreading what my manager was
saying about it.
So, that's cool, just take meall five seconds.
Um, let me see.
So I have a follow-up for youfor the fucking ooh response
that I spoke about in my lastepisode.
So let me go back to the texts.
This shit is so crazy becausethis shouldn't even be going
(02:35):
this far, but since I started astory, I'm gonna fucking
continue.
So let's see, okay, so, solet's go back to November 3rd.
I don't know where we left offwith this, but he said uh, by
the way, why did you say Oohearlier?
And I said because you saidHaitian, and I didn't expect
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that dot dot dot with a questionmark.
Um, he goes.
I kind of figured.
That was the reason why, though, so I kind of left it, because
I'm like what the fuck do youmean?
Why, though, is that like anactual question?
I said are you asking why?
I, oh, like, was that aquestion?
I asked Because it just seemedlike a run on sentence, and he
goes yes, lol.
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So I said because that'sdifferent, haven't ever heard
you say that.
Also, I'm going to keep sayingoh, because it's silly to
overthink that, which is thetruth.
Why are you overthinkingsomething?
I said when my opinion onanything having to do with your
love life does not fuckingmatter.
That's number one.
Number two, I said you know mewell enough by now.
If I ooh about something, it'slike my response is oh, that's
(03:37):
different, or oh, that'sinteresting, or oh, just oh,
it's not even a big deal.
So he said LOL, I thought youwere going to say something
about me dating a black chick.
This had me floored, because Idon't ever know when.
I don't ever, I don't know when.
I've ever said something likethat to him.
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You know what I mean, becausewhen him and I were friends, my
best friend was an AfricanAmerican man.
And who is he dating?
A white girl, caucasian, anIrish woman, okay, so right
there.
Interracial couple Best people Iknew at the time.
They kind of suck.
Now.
Well, he's dead, so it's nothis fault, but she sucks, okay.
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Because she said some crazy, isit defamatory?
Anyway, she made somestatements that were real crazy,
that I didn't accept or likeand that's why I don't fuck with
her anymore.
So I said hold on, oh, okay.
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So I said I'd never saysomething about that, like,
that's crazy.
And I said be careful of who doon your pee, pee, like trying
to be funny about it, just likemoving past it, Cause I was like
so over it.
And, uh, he made a comment thatI don't really want to share.
It's disgusting, he's stupid.
So, um, I basically told himI'm telling my mom mom, you told
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you called me a racist and hegoes.
I never said you were racist.
What I was saying was that Ithought you meant that as an oh,
like, like, oh, you didn'tthink they were my type and I
said I don't think you have atype, I think you just go with
the flow.
And you know what response hesaid to me he goes.
That would be correct.
It's middle Bro.
Sir, sir, you're fucking weird.
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You're fucking weird, you'rejust weird.
Grow up a little bit Rememberwho I am as a person, and
although we're friends, thatphrase doesn't need to be said
to me.
It does not need to be said tome at all, not because I haven't
said worse things, but becausewhat time in the morning was it?
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Okay, it was in the afternoon.
He gets a pass, but, disgusting, it's all pink in the middle,
okay, thrown up, anyway.
So I just thought I would putthe kibosh on that and fucking
finally tell you that this manthinks I'm racist.
So it's not like he's runningaround saying some white power
shit.
(06:09):
I'm not running around sayingwhite power, I'm running around
saying caramel, melanin power,okay, do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
Okay, if you're into that brownsugar, just be with it.
Okay, I've never been like, oh,I didn't know he was into
darker girls, what the fuck.
Anyway, you know what?
No, nope.
(06:32):
Also, another thing that Ifinally got an answer to was
where the guy looks during doggystyle, okay, and uh, anyone
else wants to answer that and DMme?
That's fine too.
The answer was and I asked myboyfriend this question.
I'm like yo, listen.
So I was, you know, referringto the hemorrhoid post on
Facebook.
(06:52):
Whatever, the girl was afraidthat the guy would be staring at
her while he's doing her frombehind.
Okay, so the answer is he looksanywhere he wants to's it.
He's like maybe your butt,maybe your back, your head, I
don't know.
Like you know, it just doesn'tmatter, it just doesn't matter.
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So that's the answer I got.
The answer is basically that itdoesn't matter.
So, um, what did I do see?
I fucking just can't.
What did I do See?
I fucking just can't.
There's things that I put noteson that I don't fucking remember
, and I need to be more specific.
(07:38):
I have a note in here that saysthe Lord intervening on my
lunchtime in a negative way, andthen, to follow that up, my
next bullet point is days likethis I don't wonder why people
question a higher power.
What the fuck happened to melast week?
Oh, hell no.
What happened to me last weekthat I don't remember?
Hey, bitch, get off my window.
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That's a B, it's on the otherside of the window, but that
shit still bothers me.
Anyway, I have no idea whathappened.
Uh, did I spill something?
I spilled something over theweekend, but this note was
written before that.
And let me tell you something Ialmost freaked the fuck out on
saturday what saturday, sunday?
So we ordered breakfast and, uh, oh, get this.
(08:25):
So over the weekend we tried toorder breakfast from our
favorite place, metro diner,through Uber eats.
Never had a problem therebefore.
I placed two orders there onSaturday and one of them got
picked up.
One of them supposedly gotpicked up, the other, um,
(08:49):
supposedly got picked up, theother, um, no, the first one got
canceled and then the secondone.
The guy, at least, was a littlebit more social with me to let
me know what the fuck was goingon.
Okay, so my first order wascanceled after I like after
three drivers went to go.
Three different drivers went togo get it and it just never
made its way to my door.
And then, the second time Iplaced the order, the guy told
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me that the manager said thatsomeone had picked up my order
already and that's why I was nolonger in their system.
And I said, well, it would havebeen nice to have known.
Like the driver was even pissed, like that would have been nice
to know that before he like satdown and waited, because that
place gets busy Saturdays.
Before he like sat down andwaited because that place gets
busy Saturdays.
So here's the problem.
Okay, metro Diner, move thefucking Uber Eats DoorDash
(09:30):
delivery shelf behind yourcounter.
Anyone could just roll up inthere and take someone's food.
You know what I mean?
I've walked up in there, noone's asked me anything, I've
just strolled up and picked upsomeone's food.
So of course, I fucking went onthe Uber Eats shit for the help
channel, like that live chat,and I told them hey, you're not
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charging me for this becausethis is the second order I
placed to this restaurant and,uh, my food's not at my door.
If you want me to send you apicture of a fucking blank
leopard print welcome mat thatdoes not have my food on it,
I'll.
If you want me to send you apicture of a fucking blank
leopard print welcome mat thatdoes not have my food on it,
I'll do that.
I'll be more than happy to dothat.
So we didn't get charged for it.
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So instead of having breakfast,I ended up having Miller's Ale
House.
Their zingers are the shit.
Okay, I was mad because Iwanted breakfast.
That was the mood, that was thevibe me and the boyfriend had.
Okay, we want the breakfastfrom our favorite place.
Now, we will never order fromthat place again because of that
.
So, uh, I made breakfastyesterday.
I ended up making breakfastyesterday.
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Um, was so pissed about it.
We had first watch on Sunday,so we actually knew that that
place was going to deliveranyway, so that that pissed me
off.
That was the first thing thathappened.
So the second thing thathappened Sunday was that no,
this happened Monday.
So I've had a crazy weekend offood nonsense.
So yesterday I was making um, Iwas making breakfast for myself
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and the boyfriend.
I make a bagel.
I made him like the craziestplate ever so that he could be
hungry and leave me alone.
So he could be full and leaveme alone.
I should say full and leave mealone, I should say because he's
always I'm starving.
So made him a huge plate.
Um, after I washed the tub, thebathroom and everything I like,
I like cleaned before I ate,which is probably never a good
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thing, because one day I'm justgonna flop over like I'm fucking
dead from smelling chemicalsand all this shit.
So, uh, I went, uh, I made himhis plate, I went to go pour the
juice.
That was fine.
Cap capped it Not all the way,like I didn't twist it all the
way like you're supposed to andI pour.
I gave him his plate, I gavehim his juice whatever, and then
(11:41):
I uh, juice whatever, and thenI, uh, I went to go.
What did I do?
Oh no, it was Sunday.
I'm stupid.
So this happened Sunday, sorry,cause yesterday I had coffee.
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Sunday, this happened so causeI was like what was I doing?
Drinking that with that?
Like you know, combinations ofshit that don't work together.
That's what I thought of.
So Sunday, I got his stufftogether, I poured his juice.
Um, I didn't make him breakfastWe'd ordered.
So, uh, wait, no man, I fuckingforgot.
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Okay, whatever, it's whatevernow.
So the problem is that I wentto go fucking.
Um, I went to go shake thejuice that didn't have the cap
tightly on it and it spilledeverywhere.
I could not have been moreangry in my life.
Not not only did I waste orangejuice, but it was all over the
floor in my kitchen and almostall over me.
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I was literally about to goback to bed.
So, in any case, I didn't goback to bed, though.
I continued my day, and it onlygot more stupid with the orange
juice.
So I went to put my bloom supergreens, anti bloat shit in my
orange juice and I used mylittle stir thing.
You push the button and itstirs it like a frother is what
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it is typically with coffee.
I went to stir my shit andguess what?
More juice spilled out of thecup.
So after I did all that, stillhad a spillage problem.
And not only that, but then Iused a towel to clean everything
up from the floor.
I threw that in the washer,threw some more stuff in the
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washer, washed my placemats.
Bro, I'm tired of shit beatingup in the dryer and being linty
as fuck Again.
Another situation where lintwas everywhere.
I just can't take it anymore.
So Sunday was like aclusterfuck of nonsense.
So it was the day of non-restfor me, know, you know you're
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supposed to like go pray and,you know, be on a break from
stressful shit.
Well, didn't happen.
Didn't happen.
What happened to my fucking?
I really would like tounderstand this note on here
that I wrote, but I'll neverremember.
I hope I remember, like nextweek at least, so I could be
like oh, hey, I remember.
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Um, I saw something on Facebookthe other day that was
interesting too.
Uh, someone was trying to dosome MacGyver shit with tampons
and suck up grease from beef,ground beef.
You know, when you cook groundbeef sometimes like it uh, I'm
just gonna say it this way thefucking beef leaks.
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Okay, it becomes grease andthis chick was like, hey, cool
idea.
And then there's tampons in thefucking pan with the beef.
But you have to think in yourhead that that's wrong because
there's cotton in that shit.
And now there's cotton in yourbeef.
Could you imagine trying to eata taco and you like pull out
lint or you're just choking onit.
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Like the thought of it justmakes me ill.
And this is another reason whyI don't eat at other people's
houses, because people are doingirregular shit and I don't want
to deal with that.
That's, that's insane.
I don't want to deal with it.
I also have a reputation for,you know, eating other people's
food and then getting sickafterwards, which is also I
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don't trust it, because peoplecook with different shit.
I think after a while, when youcook for yourself, you know
what you like and you know whatseasonings your body will deal
with.
I don't know what's going on,but, um, other people don't get
it.
And again, this goes back tothe story of the chick who said
that she would change her tamponevery time she went to the
ladies room this is throwawaytampon money.
(15:30):
Because even my friend Alex waslike oh, not me putting organic
tampons in my pan with my beef.
And then a co worker of minegoes yeah, just do paper towels,
like everybody else.
Me, I'm like, oh, paper towels,yeah, just do paper towels.
Like everybody else.
Me, I'm like, ooh, paper towels, that's a good one, but also
fibers, it's paper.
What I do is I'm crazy likethat.
(15:52):
So what I do is I take a hugespoon and I just spoon it into
my fucking oil, my oil greasecup thing, because you know you
have a jar that you keep allyour drippings from.
I have one, everybody has one.
Not that I repurpose it foranything, I just have bad
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experiences with things.
So I try and do thingsproactively.
That won't cause a problem.
So that's that.
Yeah, so that's.
I'm not doing that with tampons.
I'm sorry.
Tampons cost way too much, waytoo much to be using it as a
suck up device, if anything.
Get one of those baster thingsand just squeeze it and it up.
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That's all you have to do.
So now that the election is overand my fucking Facebook looks
like a battlefield ofghetto-ness, can we go back to
hating each other over spellingmistakes.
I think that was the favoritepart of my day.
Everybody is just so on top ofeach other with elections and
shit.
It's crazy.
(16:55):
It's crazy Like, can we not?
And here's the other thing.
All we do on Facebook is tryand prove that we're smarter
than the other person, which,for all intents and purposes.
There are people who areeducated on politics out there,
but it's none of us.
Okay, so cut it out.
None of us.
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We all just read and educateourselves.
The only way I would say we'resmarter than each other is with
spelling, spelling and grammar.
Nobody is smarter at politicsthan anyone else.
Okay, the people who are runningaren't even smarter than
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anybody else in running.
They're just running becausethey want a shot at you know?
Hey, I was president, or hey, Iwas president again.
You know what I mean.
Like I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like the dumbest personabout politics.
So if you're here for that,that's wrong, don't come here.
That's absolutely wrong.
I'm not informed on anything.
And you know what I like itthat way Because, as ignorant as
that sounds, I really don'twant people asking me anything.
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And you know what I like itthat way because, as ignorant as
that sounds, I really don'twant people asking me anything.
I don't want anyone asking meshit.
Nothing about politics, nothingabout who ran, nothing about
Trump, nothing about Kamala.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm just here to live life.
Make people laugh, if I can.
If you're not laughing at this,well, give it time.
(18:22):
I'm just getting my bearings onthis shit again, so give it
time.
It'll get funnier.
Damn, my ass hurts.
Sorry, I moved on the couch.
I've been working out again.
I actually, I don't know, forsome reason, I guess I just had
energy in me Sunday, monday, todo it.
I think today might be a skip.
I don't know, I don't know.
I the stair stepper, and itjust makes my day feel better.
(18:50):
Um, I'm starting to see resultson the scale again, so that's
cool.
I think I lost three pounds overthe weekend, which is wild
Cause.
What the fuck that's so much?
I feel like anyway.
Um, anyway, I have bodydysmorphia, so we're trying to
get over it.
Like every day, I feel like I'mover it and then I get sucked
back into nonsense.
So there's that.
But yeah, so nobody is smarterthan anybody else at politics.
I mean, look at the forefathers, if they could have figured out
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immortality, they would beprobably fucking laughing at us
for all the stupid stuff thatwe've done and what we've put
each other through, race, color,all this dumb shit, anyway.
So I was talking to Dan theother day about this and
speaking of politics andstreaming and shit.
Don't mix games and politics,okay.
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Streamers are there for onething, and one thing only, which
is to entertain.
You also can't be mad at astreamer for not having the same
views as you.
It's not betrayal.
You guys aren't fucking.
Okay, you guys are not fucking.
So if someone say, for example,this is just an example.
Everybody, calm the fuck down.
(19:54):
Okay, my viewer likes KamalaHarris, I like Trump, let's say,
let's say it, I'm not.
This is not proof of anything.
Okay.
Let's just say, for hyperboleand hypothetical situations,
that's where we're at.
Could be vice versa the personwho's watching me likes Trump
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and I like Kamala.
Okay, let's just say thateither of those situations apply
.
If I have a political view,that's okay.
If you disagree with me, it'snot going to be any love lost at
any point.
But we're not going to talkabout it and we're not going to
make me feel bad about who Ivoted for and or who I didn't
vote for.
We're not doing that.
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You must not know what Twitchis there for, because if Trump
or Kamala wanted to be on Twitchspouting their views, they
would Okay.
So if I'm streaming and youasked me who I vote for and the
facial expression I make givesyou a clue as to who I voted for
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, and you're like, oh, like,something crazy comes out your
mouth.
You'll get banned.
Okay, I would rather ban youthan watch you walk away,
because I'm petty as fuck.
Okay, I even developed a, youknow, a little passive,
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aggressive noise I'm going tomake if people were to ever ask
me that.
And yes, a little passive,aggressive noise I'm going to
make if people were to ever askme that.
And, yes, we are going to getback into streaming.
Everybody be cool.
You'll know, I'm literallygoing to make a sound that makes
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it seem like I'm throwing up,Because I don't think it's
appropriate.
I don't think it's appropriateTalking about politics while I'm
trying to play a game andentertain you guys and just ruin
the moment altogether.
It's like the scene inHereditary, where the chick's
head gets chopped off whilethey're driving in the car.
That's what that is, if you'veseen that movie, you knew that
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was the quickest death ever.
Okay, and I've never been likeum no, as much as possible, but
that that that was the moment,okay, that was it, where I've
covered my mouth so fast that Iwas like like an audible gasp,
like I'm a fucking animecharacter, okay, and I only I've
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only started doing that as oflate, because sometimes these
things are really shocking.
So what shocks me is that youthink that you should be coming
into anyone's stream and makingthem feel bad about their
political views.
Like what the fuck even is thiscountry?
This country is so hatefullately.
It's ridiculous.
Everybody talking about I'mgoing to move to Canada.
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Do you know what?
Canada don't want us either.
Canada is laughing at usbecause we all want.
Like people want to leave, notwe.
I don't give a shit.
I'm going to live where I live,okay, I'm going to make my
money and go home.
That's like.
It's like be living in Americais like a fucking job.
Okay, you live here.
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You fucking work till you die.
Okay, you might retire withlike 5 cents in your pocket and
then that's it, and then youcontinue to die.
What is it?
What's the three things?
Death, something and taxes?
Fuck it.
Who cares?
See what I'm saying, though.
If you're following this shitfor accurate stuff, you're in
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the wrong channel.
But in any case, we really haveto stop putting so much
pressure on each other toperform the way we want each
other to perform.
Not everybody has to have thesame views Like why is this
something that needs to betaught all over again?
This is some common sense shit.
Like, just don't do it.
I'm telling you, the sound I'mgoing to make for shit that I
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don't like is going to soundlike I'm throwing up.
You know why?
Because it's making mephysically ill to have something
of that nature said to me.
I'm just going to go.
That's what you're going tohear.
Hey, who'd you vote for?
That's it.
Oh my God, did you hear that?
Someone asked me who I votedfor?
That's the sound.
That's the sound I'm making.
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Just like that.
I encourage you to, you know, dothis too.
I encourage you to boo atpeople.
I'm going to start booingpeople at work Because people
deserve it.
You need that wake-up call andeverybody's so fucking polite
for no reason.
Like, if I don't like you, boo,that's the conversation.
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Boo, boo, boo, boo, you, boo,you bitch, that's it.
Like there's so many peopleLike I don't even think there's
anyone I hate at work anymore.
I think that's it.
I think I'm finally in a placewhere I just don't care about
people like that anymore,because holding that kind of
shit in your heart like this isthis is what I mean with the
politic shit holding those typeof feelings in your heart for
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someone that barely knows you isso crazy to me.
Like the only time so here's theonly time that I've ever felt
betrayed by a fucking streameris when they're playing a game
that I love okay, that I playedfrom the beginning, that was
remastered and yapped throughthe whole thing and not paid
attention to the story.
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If you're gonna do that, that'snot the game for you.
You cannot play story-basedgames and yap the whole time.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry to inform you, butthat's the wrong game.
Like I was so looking forwardto the stream because it was
something scary that I was like,yeah, he's gonna fucking get
scared and blah, blah, blah andno, you know why he wasn't
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scared, because he talkedthrough the whole fucking thing.
That's why.
So, uh, that was the only time,um, any other time I've been
happy to be in his streams, butI literally had to turn off his
stream the other day cause I wasso annoyed.
Um, hold on a second.
I had a message come through.
I'm going to text really quickbecause this is my maintenance
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person and I had an issue.
Um, I believe, missed a corner.
Whoops, not kissed, miss acorner.
If you want to come check in alittle bit Episode right now, I
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don't want any interruptionsright now because I will fucking
forget what I'm talking about.
So I just told him to come in alittle bit because I'm
recording this.
Just don't make it awkward forpeople to stream and be who they
want to be Like that's, it'sdistasteful.
So if you're going to stream onTwitch, I think to be Like
that's that's, it's distasteful.
So if you're going to stream onTwitch, I think you also have
to expect that of people.
I expect people to be wild asfuck and rude.
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Um, because I'm a woman and youknow guys always think that
chicks on Twitch have to showtits.
It's not that, it's not that atall.
I do have to.
I want to get an arm, though,for my mic, because I think my
mic's going to be a little toofar from my face and supposedly
I have a good voice.
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Oh, here's another thing.
So here's another thing I sawon Facebook about the election,
and here's what I mean Like, canwe just start being mean to
each other because of fuckingshit like this, start being mean
to each other because offucking shit like this?
So this girl that I used to befriends with?
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So there's always.
So here's the problem.
Okay, there's always a girlthat I used to be friends with
but no longer am friends withbecause they're stupid.
That's it.
It's not me.
It's not me Because I can bestupid, but I can admit that
shit.
Other people, when you try andpoint out stuff that maybe
they've done wrong, don't liketo take responsibility for it.
So here's an example the dayafter the election, when the
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results were revealed, someonesaid that someone responded to a
post by saying they shedded atear.
That someone responded to apost by saying they shedded a
tear.
I don't have a problem with thepost, I have a problem with the
response.
Okay, shedded a tear.
This woman she speaks Spanish.
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She's very good with English,though, so she should know that
shed at a tear sounds ridiculous.
So she has three kids.
She has two girls and a boy andI think maybe a fourth one on
the way.
Please do not teach them to sayshed at a tear.
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You fucking troglodyte, likehow can you, how can you openly
type this out?
And it's not even that, it'sthe fact that nobody's
correcting her.
People will keep responding,but of course they're gonna be
like, hey, look at this fuckingidiot, because that's the truth.
That's the truth and I kind ofwanted to tell alex alex, get
your friend.
She should know better.
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There's people like me on theinternet that are watching.
There's people like me watchingbitch, you're spelling stuff
wrong.
What tense is that?
I shedded a tear, just shed.
I shed a tear, shed, is it Shed?
Shed is the tense you use forshed a tear.
Shedded makes no sense.
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That's like oh, I washed myhair and I shed it all over the
place.
Bro, it sounds so close to shit.
It's ridiculous, like shitted.
I just don't understand.
There's like so many people onFacebook that do this that I
know that I want to be like howis nobody helping her?
Like, how is no one helping her?
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Can't even believe it, bro.
Like people are just watchingthis shit, go by and are just
okay with it in any case.
I just can't, bro, like on theinternet.
This basically shows why wecan't have nice shit.
Okay, because she speaksenglish.
She probably knew that that waswrong and I'm guessing she
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wanted to know who corrects her.
I bet you if I corrected hershe'd be like that's why I know
you voted for Trump.
Why?
Because I know how to speakEnglish.
Because that's a crazy argumentto make.
And then this other chick postedand this is the funny thing is
that you know you can haveopinions.
They don't always have to beright.
So I noticed that this otherchick goes oh my God, I hate it
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here.
And the first comment is someguy going well, move, what's
wrong with saying that?
Because then the next personthat commented was like oh no,
don't you fucking talk to herlike that.
She's the nicest person in theworld.
I'm like, bro, you're taking ittoo out of control, leo.
Yes, I said control, leo.
You're taking it too far.
All he said was move.
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Then it wasn't distasteful, itwas an honest thing.
If you hate living here, thenfucking go.
Like that's anyone's expressionever.
It doesn't even have to be likeafter an election, it just
means yo, you can have anopinion, but someone's always
going to have a comment, so youjust have to be okay with it.
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And what she should have done toher friend, who got all yappy
like a fucking chihuahua, issettle down, it doesn't matter.
Or calm down, it doesn't matterwhat he says, nobody cares what
he says or just delete thecomment.
Just delete the comment orunfriend that person Like this.
This is what I'm saying.
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There's too many ghetto peopleon Facebook.
There's too many ghetto peopleLike if someone tells me to move
on, I'd be like oh you're so.
You're so right, you're so right.
Learn to have a sarcasticbackbone, bruh, sarcastic
backbone.
Nobody has that anymore.
We're just out here with oursensitive ass feelings.
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Nobody needs that shit.
Nobody asked for it.
Just live your life.
That's what I'm saying.
Like I could post whatever Iwant to get attacked and I will
continue my fucking day unharmed.
You know why?
Because I don't care aboutother people like that.
That's the funny part Y'all allout here caring about everybody
else's opinions except your own.
If you just want to put outthere that you hate living here,
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you have to expect the type ofretaliation you'll get, and you
can't be mad when someoneresponds the way they do.
Or just delete the comment.
If you want to leave it thereto fucking spark debate, then
that's your fault, isn't it?
Isn't that your fault If you dosomething like that and then
people just continue the trailLike miss, I shedded a tear.
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Part two I don't want to live inAmerica.
Part three Go, then.
That would be my advice.
Hey, if you have the money togo sayonara, see you later, see
you never.
I live in Florida.
Everybody acts like it's athird world country.
I have one person who comes tovisit me, which is fine, I don't
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care, I don't want any morethan her just coming.
You know why?
Actually, you know what?
There's two people.
I don't care if they come downhere.
You know why?
Because they're perfect peopleto hang out with.
They're people that I just usedto sit and chill with and play
video games, whatever, play onmy phone, watch TV and yes,
laura, I'm talking about youFucking just very simple, simple
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life, simple friends, simpleactivities.
When can we get back to thatshit?
Everybody's just going to be sohateful for the rest of our
lives, which isn't going toamount to much.
Everybody's worried about shitbecoming the handmaid's tale.
You bitches are the reason whyit's going to happen.
Stop putting it out there, allright, stop saying that shit,
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don't buy red clothing, Don'tbuy red capes, we'll all be all
right.
It doesn't sound like thatshit's going to happen.
Hopefully not in my lifetime.
They're not going to want meanyway.
You know how long I've been onbirth control?
Like 20 years almost, actually,no less than that.
I'm lying 16 years years.
Okay, finally got off it injuly, chilling.
But like I've been on it for solong, they're gonna look at
that medical record and be like,nah, we'll make her an aunt or
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whatever the fucking thing is.
I don't even remember, and Istarted watching that show too.
In any case, let's see what elseis going on in the world today.
Oh, by the way, have you seenthis Kelsey mix cereal like
Travis Kelsey and all that shit?
They're mixing three differenttypes of cereal Reese's Puff,
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cinnamon, toast Crunch and LuckyCharms.
You have to be out of yourfucking cavity searching mind.
Y'all want cavities in yourteeth or tooth decay or whatever
it is.
Who's eating that?
What sewer rat is eating that?
Look, I'll get to this trainingin a minute.
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Whoops, whoops, like who is.
Uh, who's getting into thatcereal?
Sorry, I was putting myself onbreak so that I have 15
uninterrupted minutes.
I don't know who's eating that,but you're fucking fat.
I'm just gonna say it.
You don't need three types ofcereal in one bowl to make you
feel like a person.
So you're fucking fat for thatand I don't feel bad.
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Don't be fucking fat.
Eat a regular ass cereal, Eatone fat.
Eat a regular ass cereal, eatone.
I have so many cereal boxes ontop of my fridge I don't want a
single one of them.
Actually, that's not true.
I want to eat all of them, butnot together, separating the
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cereals.
Anyway, I'm sitting right underthe AC.
I hope it doesn't make too muchnoise, but oh well, oh gosh,
all right.
What else is going on?
Oh yeah, the Valley Trash inthis place got to step its game
up.
I'm tired of taking my own shitout and paying for it.
I still really want to knowwhat this fucking Lord
intervening on my lunch thing.
What happened?
I really can't think about.
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I really should have notatedthis better.
I really should have so crazy.
Wow, okay, I really, I reallyjust don't understand what that
note is.
I'm sure I'll remember nexttime.
It's going to be so stupid.
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Oh, I don't know if I told youabout this, but I watched this
movie called under paris andit's about this woman who's the
only survivor of from her teamfrom fucking with this shark.
Okay, apparently they're doingsome operation there's some
project called operation evolveon a fucking shark.
I guess that they tagged andtheir main thing is that they
were looking for it, and theirmain thing is that they were
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looking for it in a verypolluted body of water and it's
in french.
It's called under paris.
It's on netflix.
Give it a watch.
Um, it was good.
It was good.
It was weird.
The ending was unpredictable.
I don't know if they made asecond one, but don't, um, don't
, show it to me.
It ended basically with parisflooding because there were some
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uh, oh, my god, there were somebullets like huge ones.
I guess that would be fromrocket launchers that had not
been shot, so they still hadammo, they were still loaded,
whatever.
So there were cells.
I think they were callingthemselves in the water, so
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they're trying to.
Towards the end of the movie,the plan was to blow up this
fucking shark under thecatacombs of paris.
The movie was fucking glory ashell.
It was a lot of screaming on myend because I was like holy
shit, like I usually do.
So they figured out where thenest was and they figured out
that this stupid girl is tryingto echolocate or send reverb
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towards the shark to get it togo back to the ocean, because if
it stays in the river, it's in,it's going to suffocate and die
because the shark is too bigfor it.
Ain't that always a problem?
Anyway, so the plan, so herplan, works.
She gets the shark to come toher, but she doesn't understand
or thinks that she knows betterthan this lady who went on this
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expedition at the beginning ofthe movie.
Now, I'm all for people beingstupid, I'm all for people not
learning a lesson.
This bitch learned the craziestlesson by getting ate ass first
.
Like came up from the bottom,scooped her up and swallowed her
whole.
Well, not swallowed her whole,but like ripped her in half.
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Like these sharks are crazy.
She's like playing with theshark.
Like no, it's fine, it's fine.
And we're like no, bitch, it'snot fine, get away from the baby
.
Like even the chick was likeplease get away from that baby,
the mom is going to get upset.
She's like no, don't youunderstand?
They're not going to hurt us.
Bitch, bitch, you heard that acar crashed into this river.
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You didn't find a body of theperson.
They didn't find the body ofthe person in the car and you're
saying everything's fine.
That's the craziest sentenceever.
They, oh, they're not going tohurt us.
Yes, they are bitch, they'resharks.
You're in its territory, you'rein its quote unquote nest area.
What do you think is going tohappen?
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Like that's outrageous.
So, in any case, the the planwas to go under the catacombs,
blow up the entire nest, killall the sharks.
That mother shark was so pissedoff, bro, she went after the
people from the marathon I thinkit was a triathlon and of
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course, the mayor didn't want toshut down at all because of how
much money they paid and howmany.
You know how much media wasgoing to come record it and
stuff.
And of course, you got peoplekilled because they're swimming.
And then there's a fuckingshark swimming and eating them,
scooping them up one by one likefucking M&Ms in the buffet.
And then, of course, you knowthese bitches are shooting into
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the river, not remembering thatthere are loaded cells in the
fucking lake lake river, excuseme.
And when they start shooting,everything starts fucking
exploding.
It explodes where it createslike a tsunami effect and it
fucking drowns Paris.
And that's how the movie ends,dude, that's how it ends, okay,
with sharks coming through intoParis, because it's now like an
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underwater paradise for them.
And I'm like, bro, this remindsme of fucking the Last of Us,
where nature just reclaimseverything and it just ends with
the main chick and the policeofficer that was helping her
sitting on top of, like you knowwhat a bus stop looks like,
like the awning part, sitting ontop of that and there's like a
shark just circling them.
So, again, if they made asecond one, please don't show it
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to me.
Then I went on another moviejourney and watched creep one 1
and 2, literally called Creep.
Now, both of those movies werestupid as fuck.
Did not expect to enjoy themand I did.
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Enjoyed them tremendously.
Bro, if you get a chance, Iwould recommend watching that.
So Creep?
Well, both of them are aboutthis guy who claims well, the
first one, he claims to be dyingto lure out of um, a
cinematographer, to like, shoothis last moments, um, to shoot a
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day in the life for him, uh, sothat there's something artistic
about his going out.
So, um, he gets this guy, aaronto come shoot video and stuff.
And then, you know, aaronstarts getting suspicious of him
because of all this weird shit.
He starts saying he goes out tothis really uh desolate area
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where there's a cabin, so heknows they're by themselves and
um, he just says the weirdestshit, like this guy basically
said that he put, he put on awolf's mask because he, he
realized after looking at hiswife's search history that she
was into like bestiality.
I guess, um, he was like, butit wasn't bestiality.
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And I'm like, well, who cares?
You peeped on her shit and yougot freaked out.
That's all that matters.
So, uh, he does all that and,um, what else?
Oh, my God, bro, I can'tremember shit.
It's my brain.
Um, he does all that.
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He thinks that they're friendsand when the guy decides to you
know, he drugged him a littlebit to get him to pass out
because he wants to leave andthe guy won't let him the guy
who's playing the creep I forgethis name and uh, he, the phone,
his cell phone starts ringing.
Okay, his cell phone startsringing.
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He picks it up, like vibrating.
I guess the guy's so knockedout he doesn't feel it while
he's sleeping.
Um, aaron grabs the phone runsto the bathroom and he goes oh
hey, so you're Angela, right.
And she's like, yeah, and hewas like, um, your husband, I'm
with your husband in some cabinand blah, blah, blah, I don't
remember the place with yourhusband in some cabin and blah,
blah, blah, I don't remember theplace.
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And she goes I'm sorry what?
And, uh, he was like yeah, no,I'm with your husband here.
And she's like where are you?
Like the whole thing starts tounravel from there, bro Cause
I'm like, oh shit, this guy'sbeen lying this whole time, but
he's wearing a wedding ring, buthe's saying that the person
named Angela was his wife.
Oh, by the way, he puts thewolf's mask on to like SA, his
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wife, quote unquote.
And apparently they had a goodtime.
So that's what happened withthat weird ass story.
So he realizes he has to getthe fuck out of there.
So he gets out of there somehow.
Actually, no, no, what happensis he goes downstairs to try and
leave where the front door isand he's standing there with the
fucking mask on, bro growlingat him.
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And I'm like, oh hell, no.
So they get into like somescuffle, and then the next shot
you see is of aaron at homewatching some video that the
creep sent him, whatever, andthen he starts to stalk aaron.
Creepy enough, like.
It's like one of those likefound footage things.
Anyway, the first one's reallygood.
The second one was even better,in my opinion.
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I don't even know like it's aBlum.
They're both Blumhouse films,so it's really good.
Um, I was watching the secondone and it's basically this girl
who was doing videos calledencounters and uh, she, uh she
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calls and, um, what you call it?
She, she does this thing calledencounter.
She's very straight face.
She's like a Wednesday Adams inperson.
She is not scared easily.
She finds his ad the creeps adon Craigslist and she wants to
turn it into one of herencounters.
So the first thing he admits toher when he meets her is that
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he's a serial killer and wantsto know if that scares her.
And he like keeps trying toscare her and she's like, okay,
dude, what?
And she realizes that he's kindof a loose cannon, but she can
kind of predict his moves.
She hides like a knife in herboot.
Um, it's the weirdest thing,because he feels like he relates
to her.
So he starts like being reallyoddly nice, like oddly more like
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a human, because he's coming upon his 40th birthday and he
said that he's starting to like,lose a taste for killing.
So he's trying to like.
He said he wants to die, soessentially he wants her to kill
him, which is the start of thewhole thing, like you know.
I want you to record this, butI also want to die because I
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don't feel I have anything leftin me for that.
So, uh, it was such a so goodbro, so I don't even know why it
was so good, except for thepure fact that it was just it
was just so simple an idea, andthe fact that they brought her
in and she wasn't afraid of himwas even better.
Her name was Sarah, by the way,and, like towards the end of it
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, I was like, bro, this movie isso fucking good.
To the boyfriend, I was like Icannot even believe it.
Meanwhile he's doing his littlecard thing in the other room.
He's not paying much attentionto what's going on outside that
room.
It was such a good they wereboth such good movies that I
couldn't even believe it.
I could not even believe theluck I had in finding those
movies, and then the rest of theday I spent playing the Last of
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Us, so they were so good Anyway.
So if you ever get a chance towatch those, those are both
really good Creep 1 and 2.
I found both of them on Netflix, by the way.
I was looking through my liston Netflix and didn't even
realize that I had the secondone saved there, so that's
interesting.
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Let's see if I have any goodstuff for us on Facebook today.
What, oh my God, I amofficially done buying Starbucks
coffee after seeing thisoutrageous woke ad.
See the video below.
They always put such trash andshit.
Oh God, it's a cat, cat fuckingvideo.
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I don't know, but the ad withstarbucks coffee sucks anyway.
I wouldn't pay for their coffee, even if the prices were decent
.
I mean, I don't hate that as aresponse.
What the fuck is going?
What check my database?
Mine is not ready yet.
Waiting for the full 24 hoursto see if my access updates okay
.
Anyway, let's see.
Do I have anything cool in mygroups?
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Let's see, these ring shaminggroups are the fucking best, bro
.
That's so hilarious.
I miss arguing with my highschool math teacher.
I used to watch that shit.
I never actually fought withthem because I didn't really
like.
I said.
I don't care about peopleenough to argue anymore.
Let's see A girl at yourhusband's work is always buying
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him coffee in the morning.
What are you doing?
If he told me, then I would askif she's buying the rest of the
office coffee.
Tell your husband not to becheap and return the favor.
My ex did this.
He cheated multiple times.
When a man does it, you canguarantee he's cheating.
Men only buy stuff for women.
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They really like jesus christ.
Bruh, let her buy.
My husband won't take it anyway.
Mine too.
People can't be trusted to notput something in it.
My thoughts exactly, because assoon as y'all break up guess
who he's in a facebook officialfucking relationship with
Someone posted a picture of agun and that was the comment
under it.
Let's see.
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And here's the other thing, whenyou comment on something in
these groups.
I'm so tired of these spam botstalking about hey, dm me for
your private reading.
No bitch, read nothing.
Read the fucking Facebook posts.
Read the fucking facebook posts.
Read the fucking facebookcomments.
Don't read my hand, all right.
Don't do any tarot cards, noneof it.
I've seen too many movies.
I don't want anything attachingitself to me.
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I'm good.
It's like this shit, making herbuy mine every day because
we're a team.
The thing says psychic readinghi, love and light to you, my
beloved, send me a request orinbox me.
I have a message for you,that's.
Then it says psychics reading,scammer.
He wouldn't accept it so Iwouldn't need to do anything,
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nothing.
He doesn't like coffee, so he'sgiving that shit to me, saving
me seven dollars for real, bruh.
Okay, let's see what was thequickest job.
Y'all quit.
Amazing.
Oh, someone said blow.
Someone said morning sex,dental assistant at a minimum
(50:05):
medium security prison threemonths.
Jesus, stop with this.
Fucking.
Send me your left palm onmessenger now, because I feel
something special about you.
It's the same message foreverybody.
Not everybody on this post isspecial, bitch.
Like.
What are we even talking about?
Oh my god, bro.
A pizza place, saltgrasscookout dominoes.
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Bro, a pizza place, salt grasscookout dominoes, kfc I have a
story about kfc.
That's ridiculous.
Kids, bouncy house, walgreens,amazon worked only three days.
Oh my god, serendipitous.
So I was in a friend's streamyesterday.
This is probably where I'mgonna end it.
I was in a friend's streamyesterday and I was watching him
play Diablo 4.
Like pretty much all day hehustles his fucking ass off with
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that game and he's very good atit.
He's very good at carries.
He's very good at explainingthings, all the gear, everything
he needs to know.
He's carried me in d3 so I'mnot gonna play d4 like that with
him because he's a little tooprofessional in my opinion.
So, uh, the he was talking wewere talking about I don't even
(51:12):
know what the fuck we weretalking about.
That I got to this point butsomeone in his stream said that
some girl oh right, it was aboutnot shitting where you eat.
So he was telling a story.
The streamer was telling astory about how this chick he
used to give her a ride home andeverybody thought they were
fucking.
And he told the story about how.
He asked her, like they startedtalking about past careers and
(51:33):
stuff and what they did, and sheclaimed to make such and such
amount of money a week, slash anight working at this other
place.
So he's like so why do you comeworking for us?
So he put two and two togetherand figured out that she was
stealing.
So he told his whoever wasworking that night to audit her
to see what happens.
And apparently during her shiftthere were six hundred and
sixty dollars unaccounted for.
She sold, she got firedobviously.
(51:55):
So I guess HR called him intoquestion because apparently
other people had seen him takeher home.
So I don't know what PRICs arePayroll reporting or anyway know
what PRICs are Payrollreporting, all right.
Anyway, he obviously set therecord straight, saying I never
(52:16):
slept with her, there wasnothing between me and her.
I would never even have thoughtof that.
Blah, blah, blah.
Very honorable, respectful,whatever chivalrous, whatever
the case may be.
So we were talking about notshitting where you eat.
So it turned into somethingelse in history.
Somebody mentioned that somegirl that he worked with used to
(52:37):
finger blast herself while shewas working and they worked at
Amazon together and she got himfired because she went around
saying that he was exploitingher material like passing it out
, showing other people.
So of course, I'm pretty surethis guy I don't know him from
Adam.
I'm pretty sure that he I don'thave a fucking email.
(53:00):
I'm pretty sure that theydidn't what you call it.
I'm pretty sure he didn't dothat.
Let's just say I'm pretty surethat he is not one of those
people.
Um, like I said, I don't knowhim from Adam, but I think you
can get into a lot of troublefor that.
It's called felonies and shitfor submitting other people's
nudity.
(53:20):
Oh yeah, the most hated guy onthe internet.
I watched that.
Shit, bro, that guy's hair isthe hair of a douchebag, but
anyway, let's get back to this.
So I'm going to talk about thatto finish this out.
So we were talking about he wastalking about finger blasting,
and then, of course, this.
The fucking streamer goesshould have called her KFC
(53:42):
because it's finger licking good, and I almost fell off my couch
Because every time after that,when he said blast, that's what
I picture now and that's it.
That's forever going to beingrained in my memory.
I'm never going to forget this.
So every time he said blast, Iwas like, bro, this guy is just
saying fucking blast.
(54:02):
To say blast, bro, it makes nosense, but in any case, that was
fucking hilarious.
Hold on a sec.
A sec, though.
I gotta look up that fuckingfinger looking good, kfc,
unbelievable.
Um, let me see.
Most hated man on the internet.
Most hated.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Okay, I don't care about that.
(54:22):
Most hated man on the internet.
Okay, here we go.
So it was a documentary onnetflix.
I got bored.
What is this fucking guy's nameagain.
The story of one woman's missionagainst the self-styled king of
revenge porn after nude photosof her daughter are posted
online.
Bro, listen, listen, listen,listen, hold on.
(54:45):
What is this name?
Hunter, what hold on, hold on,hold on, hold on, I'm looking,
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Hunter, what Hunter?
What Jesus Christ Hunter?
(55:06):
What Hunter?
More.
There we go.
Sorry, I kept getting madbecause it just kept showing in
the in the little blurbs justHunter.
So, in any case, this guy.
So here's what happens this momgoes after his ass so hard for
three episodes, okay.
So what happened is this guynamed Hunter Moore created this
(55:28):
website called is anyone upcom,okay, and he decided to make it
a revenge porn site, statingthat you know anybody who wants
to get back in, an ex, who haslike anything they could give
him and he would post it.
The problem is that he hiredsomeone to hack into people's
emails, take photos off theiremail and fucking upload it
(55:53):
without their consent.
So the one chick, the mainchick of the story it happened
that she was working one day anda friend called her to let her
know, or texted her to let herknow hey, your picture's on this
website and I'm really sorry.
So of course, she goes on thewebsite and the chick has a
topless photo on there that sheobviously did not consent to
having put up.
(56:13):
So she tells the mom, and themom is on a quest for vengeance.
Okay, because he's done this toso many different chicks and
you meet a few of them.
A few of them come forward andwant to talk.
But let me tell you somethingabout this guy, hunter Moore.
Bruh, hunter Moore had thehaircut of a douchey Pepe Le Pew
(56:36):
.
Okay, he had the stupidest fauxhawk without the white stripe.
He is the worst human alive.
Okay, because there's one chickknown as the Fister.
(56:57):
Okay, the reason why she'sknown for that is because she
got into a Skype with him oh myGod, skype, by the way, a Skype
meeting with him and hebasically told her to stick her
fist up her ass and she did iton camera where he recorded it
(57:22):
and posted it.
And then what he did was what'seven more fucked up is on this
website called.
Is anyone upcom?
He would then go on to posttheir Facebook shit above their
links, above their pictures, sothat people could find them on
Facebook.
Craziest fucking thing of mylife.
I'm just so lucky that that'snever happened to me.
(57:45):
And let me tell you somethingI've sent my fair share of
pictures.
I have.
I'm going to admit that,because there's no girl who
hasn't.
I'm just going to tell you thatnow.
And if they say they haven't,they're lying and that's that.
It's fine to lie about it.
I'm going to be open and honestabout it, because when you were
(58:06):
dating someone, that was thething you did Okay, anyway, not
anymore.
I'm too old, hasn't happened ina while.
I'm old.
I'll do that with my man now,okay, and not even because I'm
feeling some type of way aboutmy body.
But anyway, hunter Moore is theugliest Pepe Le Pew as a person
I've ever seen in my life.
So that's, that's crazy to me,but that's how life is.
(58:28):
So he got um two and a halfyears for what he did, because
hacking is illegal, but postingthose pictures is not back in
that time.
Anyway, who knows if anything'schanged, but it was like a
cybersecurity thing, which iswhy the FBI got involved and
they went after him.
Let me tell you somethingthere's also a Marine who got
involved in this shit becausehunter more threatened his
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family.
He said I'm going to grape yourwife and make your kids watch.
Oh man, that guy wanted to riphim apart.
Don't ever say that to someonewho has armed forces.
Okay, adb, calm now.
Anyway.
Sorry, I was reading somethingunder my breath from work.
But yeah, don't do that,because that guy went after him
(59:12):
crazy hard.
He was like listen, everybody'sgonna come after you.
Let me just buy the site.
You can take all that contentoff of there.
I don't want that.
So the site would redirect toan anti-bullying website that he
was in charge of.
So that was cool for a second.
And then he went on fuckingAnderson Cooper looking like a
douche, and the mom called himlike a douche and started
antagonizing him.
So you know what happens whenyou poke a bear they attack.
(59:34):
So what he decided.
What Hunter Moore decided to doas his revenge was put up
another site, but instead he wasgoing to start posting
addresses and directions topeople's homes.
And let me tell you somethingMapQuest was still a thing back
then.
That's how long ago this was.
I don't even know if MapQustill exists today I have not
(59:55):
googled but that's what huntermoore was going to do.
He's like all right, I'mputting everything back up, and
now everybody's addresses anddirections to their homes is
going there too and whateverhappens happens.
I was like, bro, this is goingto be the craziest bloodbath
ever or egging of people'shouses, or you know trespassing
on properties, or you knowkilling people because he wanted
to kill the mom and thedaughter at that point for
(01:00:17):
everything that they were tryingto put him through again.
And he didn't look good on TV,like he thought that all
publicity was not bad publicity.
This was the worst fuckingthing I've ever seen.
He was like I.
He tried to apologize, saying hewas all reformed and shit, and
that lady just went after itbecause she was like no, we're
gonna prove that you're notdifferent.
(01:00:37):
You didn't change, you didn'tconvert.
You're still the same person.
You're just doing this to getaway with it.
It's called the most hated manon the internet.
Please give it a watch Because,oh Lord, the fact that he only
got two and a half years forsome shit that he did oh my god,
bro.
Revenge porn is insane.
I don't.
(01:00:59):
I really would like to know ifthe laws have changed for that,
but that guy was fucking, like Isaid, douchey.
Pepe Le Pew tried to be fromthat emo scene.
They called it being a scenekid, the worst one, he was a DJ
and shit.
I actually want to look up whathe's doing now, but I might put
that in my next episode.
Um, but, bro, you, you can't bethat person.
(01:01:21):
Man like he just thought he wasjust gonna get away with
everything and be untouchable.
Nah, bro, they touchedeverywhere for two and a half
years.
Who knows what even happened tohim while he was locked up.
I wish he did a tell-all,supposedly he.
What's funny was the way theyended it, bro, was that they
said Hunter Moore initiallyagreed to be part of the
documentary but at the lastminute changed his mind.
(01:01:44):
But we decided to use his stuffanyway.
I was like bro, my God, netflixis so petty to use his stuff
anyway.
I was like bro, my God, netflixis so petty so he didn't care
about them giving consent forhis photo.
Netflix did not give a fuckabout him giving his consent for
his likeness.
Oh, bro, nothing but net.
(01:02:04):
Nothing but net on thatdecision, and that's why I will
never quit Netflix.
That's the reason.
Right there, them documentarieshit every time.
That was amazing.
The ending.
I was like, no, they did notsay that, shit, anyway.
So that's that.
That's that for the week.
(01:02:24):
I really hope I remember that.
Next note for next week man,that fucking documentary is
something.
But I love you guys, thank youso much for listening and I hope
.
Next note for next week man,that fucking documentary is
something, but I love you guys.
Thank you so much for listeningand I hope you come back next
week.
And, like I said, I'm trying tobe more consistent with these.
So it's either going to be aWednesday or Thursday release.
So if it's not Wednesday, it'sgoing to be a same day, thursday
, record release.
Thank you again for taking thetime to hang out with me today
(01:02:51):
and like and subscribe if youlike what you hear, and please
just give me a like or a followor something.
But, uh, if I start streamingagain, which should be soon this
week or next week, I have toget my funds together.
Um, we'll be getting some gamesin and we'll be, uh, fucking
playing.
Um, love you guys, thank you somuch and I'll catch you next
week.
Bye.
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