December 26, 2024 • 56 mins
This week's episode dives into the highs and lows of the holiday season, touching on cherished family memories, the stress of gift-giving, and the predictability of celebratory meals. Throughout the discussion, we reflect on personal experiences and highlight the importance of relaxation and gratitude amidst life’s chaotic moments.
• Navigating the pressure of gift-giving during the holidays
• Frequent family dinners and the predictable restaurant choices
• Finding time for relaxation amid holiday chaos
• Cherishing memories of family members who are no longer with us
• Light-hearted discussions about humorous family moments
• Setting intentions and resolutions for the upcoming year
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Speaker 1 (00:42):
what's up people?
We are at another week ofnonsense.
It's been a great week so far.
Happy Thursday.
Today is the day afterChristmas.
I hope everybody had a goodholiday, no matter what you
celebrated yesterday.
I think yesterday was the firstday of Hanukkah.
For my Jewish people out there,and for those who celebrate, I
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should say, and for everybodyelse, it was Christmas.
I'm not sure about dates forKwanzaa or anything like that,
so forgive me, but I hopeeverybody had a fabulous
Christmas.
Sorry if you heard that noise,but I had to address the mic
here, and every time I do that,something dang in my ear.
Sorry about that, but I wantedto make sure that I sounded loud
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enough for you guys, becausefor some reason, it sounded
really quiet.
Last time I listened back for afew minutes and it wasn't as
loud.
I wasn't as loud as when Istarted the episode, as when I
got towards the end of it, soI'm hoping that this is a little
better.
I have a couple of things Iwant to talk about, some things
I might have to look at.
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I hope I don't have to, okay.
So again, opening presents hasalways been a thing that my
family treasures most, and weused to get up really stupid
early, when we obviously alllived in the same house.
All of us live in differentplaces.
Now I live two hours away frommy family.
My two sisters are in collegenow, so they're home for I think
like a month or so are incollege now, so they're home for
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I think like a month or so.
My sister keeps telling me thatshe's going back.
I think the second week, yeah,the second week in January.
I think that's yeah.
Second week in January, whichis the week of the 6th.
I am having a great time beinghome for the holidays.
Obviously, I don't have anyonevisiting, but that's fine.
I like it quiet in here.
If you can't tell it's likedeadly quiet in here.
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If you hear any noise in thebackground, I apologize.
You shouldn't though, but ifyou do, I don't know what to
tell you.
Try not to move too much,because my chair makes noise.
Everything makes fucking noisewhen I don't want it to.
Even my appliances bully me.
Every time I make something,it's always like it beeps with
the utmost urgency, like I'm notin the other room, which is
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really fucking annoying.
So let's see.
Oh, by the way, I've alreadynoticed that I did take a couple
of days off from working outbecause I think I hurt myself a
little bit.
I'm starting to feel a littlebetter.
I might work out today laterafter I see my uncle for dinner.
It's a family thing this time.
So how unfortunate theboyfriend can't come is very
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annoying to me, but I guess it'sfine, whatever.
I guess he just wants it to beblood family.
I don't know, I don't fuckingknow.
He never does this shit.
So I'm like concerned.
But the boyfriend translatedthe text and it just seems like
it's just a family, family thingtoday and he was cool.
He was very calm about it,which is nice, because you know,
stuff like that makes meanxious.
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I don't know what that is.
It's probably past trauma, butI'm not trying to bring that
into this shit.
So I'm like are you sure it'sOK?
Like I hate doing that, but Iwouldn't go, honestly, if I
didn't feel like it was okay,because sometimes you know you
want to be around family, but Idon't want my uncle being weird.
I think that's really weirdBecause my boyfriend's always
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around for everything andthere's a reason for that.
It's because I don't reallylike going places without him if
he can come.
But whatever, I guess that'snot for me to say, especially
because I'm not the one payingthe bill, but in any case I'm
relaxing, I am getting somegames in, I am relaxing and
watching shows and I'm feeling alot better over the holidays.
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Sometimes, you know, you get alittle stressed out with money
and things and you know notbeing able to appease your
parents the way they do you Likeparents give their kids the
world and the kids are like well, what the fuck are we supposed
to get you Like?
I literally asked my mother onher like the day before her
birthday, like two days actuallybefore her birthday.
I'm like what the fuck do youeven want for your birthday?
She goes nothing, I just wantto have dinner.
I was like, say, a whole lotless bitch.
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We went to dinner.
I gave her a card, a holidaycard of myself and my boyfriend.
She loved it.
I'm waiting for my grandmotherto get hers.
Apparently, something's up withthe USPS in New York because
apparently my mother mailedcards out to her for her
birthday and for Christmas andsome other shit, like multiple
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cards, cause obviously some aregoing to come from the kids and
some are going to come from mymother, so there's multiple
things being sent out and my momsaid she sent them out on the
12th, which today would be twoweeks ago now.
And it's like what the fuck doyou mean?
You have not gotten the cardsyet.
Like there's a check in there,there's money in there, someone
took that shit.
And then, of course, chris goes.
You know you should check it tomake sure it hasn't been cashed
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.
You know we're going to have tofigure it out and da-da-da.
And then of course, it becomesa thing as always, because you
know things can't just ever gocorrectly around the holidays
when it comes to sending outcards.
So there, my grandmother issitting around, like you know,
my aunt, she goes, I didn't geta card from Daneem.
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I haven't gotten a card fromyou guys yet.
And I'm like bitch, I send mineout on Friday, which would
still be enough time to like getthere on time.
But I don't know what'shappening.
I know my grandmother and myaunt, who are down here, got
theirs already.
They got them.
Christmas Eve is when mygrandmother told me and, like,
my father's mother told me thatshe got hers.
So I was like, yes, cool, I gotthere on super time, which is
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crazy Waiting for Laura to tellme whether or not she got hers.
Dan hasn't told me whether he'sgotten ours yet.
I don't think I sent too manyout, and then I'm waiting for
the boyfriend's parents toconfirm whether or not they got
theirs.
Couldn't think of anybody elseto send them to, because we
don't know people like that,like I'm not.
I don't know that I would sendthem to the boyfriend's friends,
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but I don't know.
Anyway, it's a choice.
I guess it's personal.
Sorry if you hear a noise, butI need to drink stuff, otherwise
my throat gets really dry andthen nothing I say makes sense,
which wouldn't matter anyway.
So hold on a second, dan.
I'm recording, hold up.
So of course, heped in and he'she's talking in discord.
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I had to mute myself.
My bad Um.
So I uh.
So we went to Ruth's Chris formy mother's birthday, like I
said, and I had to eat theweirdest combination of food to
make sure that my stomach wouldwould not be ill.
You know what I mean.
Like that I wouldn't actuallyget sick.
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So of course I'm like what canI eat?
Because anytime I eat steakthere, I am immediately ill
afterwards, and it only happenswhen I eat steak Like I could
eat.
I think it's just the steakbecause, honestly, I was playing
it real safe.
We have a long drive back andit's just crazy because I enjoy
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their food or used to, or mybody used to, but I had to play
it safe.
Me and the boyfriend had toplay it safe because last time,
for Thanksgiving, when we werethere, which was about less than
a month ago we ate our assesoff for Thanksgiving and we got
sick, both of us afterwards.
He was sick because he was sofull he felt like he was going
to explode and I was sickbecause I did go explode.
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If I want to be really grossabout it which I will because
you guys listen so why not begross?
Why not be gross?
So I had this is what I ate fordinner, which you guys are
going to laugh.
It's the weirdest combinationof shit I've ever eaten for
dinner, but I survived.
So I guess if we ever go there,I'm going to have to pick light
choices like fish or something.
So I had crab cakes andpotatoes au gratin for dinner.
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Now, when I tell you I've nevermarried those two foods for
dinner, it's weird.
For dinner, it's weird.
Also the fact that we keepgoing to that place is like
filling me with such dread thesedays, like I love eating with
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my family, but we're picking thesame restaurant so much I don't
even have time to memorize thedamn menu, because I don't want
to.
I don't want to rememberanything about this place after
I've eaten there, which is, youknow, it's not a bad thing, it's
just, hmm, maybe I just maybethere's too many other places to
eat other than Ruth's Chris.
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Why is it that my parents'palate just consists of steak
and mash?
Lately, we could make that shitat home too if we wanted to,
and it would come out bomb asfuck.
You know why?
Because supposedly Ruth's Chrisonly seasons their shit with
butter, salt and pepper, which Idon't think so.
I don't think so Because thenwhy the fuck am I getting sick?
Why am I getting sick everytime I eat there?
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I have butter, salt and pepperon a daily basis, maybe not
together, but I still eat it.
So what is the fucking deal?
Roots Quartz got to get ittogether.
And then, you know, my parentsdo that thing, where you don't
really notice it, but you noticeit when you get older, where
they actually talk and arefriendly with the actual wait
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staff, which I'm not a bitch oranything, but like I'm not
really there to be their friend.
I'm there to order my steakmashed potatoes, eat like a
filthy hobo and then leave.
And then Chris is all like hey,so I think you had us last time
he goes, but I don't think itwas for Thanksgiving or maybe it
was and it was a bitch.
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Let this guy walk over here soI can place my order.
Like, come on, bro.
Like what are we doing?
Are we trying to like learn hissocial security number and
steal his identity?
He's sitting there talking tohim and me and my me and the
boyfriend are just looking ateach other like what the fuck?
And we're just waiting for thisguy to be like okay, okay, and
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move on to the next person,which would be my brother, and
then the boyfriend, then me.
But I'm like this can't be reallife.
Okay, I ate maybe a bagel andsome coffee before the two-hour
drive to get here, which, ofcourse, takes longer on a
holiday if people are on theroad one of the most traveled
fucking days of the year,thanksgiving, so everybody and
their mother's on the highway,okay, and then, uh good thing
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though was, uh, that wasThanksgiving.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'mscrewing my days up.
So what we did was is thatSaturday we went to my parents'
house, we hung out.
It took forever because it's aSaturday, a regular day to
everybody else, a birthday formy mother, and then, of course,
you know, on the way home,traffic, cause it's fucking
Saturday night, and we wereleaving a downtown Tampa area
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where they were havingGasparilla, which is pocket
fucking pirate con.
For those who don't know, inTampa people dress up like
pirates for Gasparilla.
And we were close to that area,like the part of the highway we
were on was the closest to it,and I was like, oh my God, bro,
if anything else could go worse.
Like it almost took us likethree hours to get home Saturday
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and I was like this, this iscrazy.
Uh, but we made it.
None of us got sick and we werejust chilling.
I know this guy is not still.
No, I can't.
That is so funny.
He's still.
He's still trying to get intothat apartment.
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Sorry, I'm watching.
I'm being nosy.
My blink camera keeps going offbecause the maintenance person
who was here helping with myshower drain is now across the
hall at my new neighbor's andapparently something needs to be
fixed there.
So that's what's happening.
So I keep looking at the blinkcamera because they keep setting
it off.
I need to get batteries.
I don't think I have enough toreplace it this time, but, like
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when the neighbors were movingin, they kept setting it off so
much that my shit is reading lowbattery for like weeks now In
any case.
So on the car ride home, this islike my favorite thing.
Okay, I love needing to getwork done on my car, so I love
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it so much.
You don't understand how much Ilove putting money into objects
.
So my car.
I'm bad with car maintenancebecause I'm a woman and I have
shit to do.
Okay, and of course, the factthat my car helps me get to
those things to do, but I'm abroke bitch because the way they
pay nowadays is not enough tolive.
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So, thankfully, I have someonewho is a high roller in life and
makes money like that, and heis funding things for my car
right now, which is amazing.
So of course I needed so.
Of course, there's a realfucking loud noise that happens
when my car accelerates, okay,and it has to do with the fact
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that I never got my tiresbalanced or rotated.
So he went and did that for meon Monday night, like a
wonderful person he is after hedrove so fucking long.
I cannot tell you how much Iappreciate this person.
He's the absolute best.
After he drove like a three hourdrive from work home.
He then went back out after heshowered.
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Of course, I made him foodfirst I think my love language
is food, anyway, we'll get tothat later so I made him some
food and he went right back outfor me and I was like fuck, yeah
, I don't have to go Because I'ma woman.
They'll sell me on some shit Idon't need.
I'll walk up in there andthey'll be like, oh, tits and a
price tag.
That's it, tits and a price tag.
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Okay, they'll look at my purseand be like she got money.
Actually, they'll probably belike she has money and she's not
spending it on her car what thefuck?
So of course he gets there.
I give him some.
He's texting me while they'reworking on it.
It took all of 20 minutes, buthe was asking me for information
on my car, so I was giving itto him and he was like okay, so
the next thing we're going to dois your breaks, because those
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definitely need to be done and Iwas like, okay, so that's
what's happening on Sunday.
Um, I have to say it's nice tohave a sugar daddy you want to
give sugar to like he's not 80with his balls dragging on the
ground, he's 40 and delicious.
Um, yeah, this might be a shortepisode today.
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I don't have much to talk about, but yeah, so I have some other
shit I want to read.
So let's talk about the showthat I was watching that I
finally finished.
So I finished Capote versus theSwans, can I just tell you, very
well written.
I love Ryan Murphy's stuff.
Everything that he puts outincluding Glee, unfortunately is
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really good.
I like his darker side though.
Like with American Horror Storyand Feud and all this shit,
like I like the darker shit.
Glee was good for a few minutes.
I watched it and I was like youknow what?
I'm never going to go back intime to watch that first season
and I never have.
I never have.
I've continued to watch otherseasons.
I have never wanted to go backto watch earlier seasons of Glee
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.
I can for sure say that Hold ona second.
But like Capote versus theSwans, I have to tell you
something I've never seen a more.
Naomi Watts is so good ineverything she's in.
I remember her.
The first movie I think I eversaw her in was the ring and uh,
she, and like she and MoulinRouge, she and Nicole Kidman,
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who was in Moulin Rouge, werelike the Aussie women of the
time, like they all like came up.
They both came up almost at thesame time like almost like
sisters in acting.
I feel like For me anyway iswhat I think because they're so
closely associated.
Like you don't really pair HughJackman with anybody else
coming up at the same time, andI just love the fact that she is
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, or was, married to LievSchreiber, who was fucking
Sabretooth.
Alongside, here we go, hughJackman, who was Wolverine.
How did I forget what I was justtalking about, about Hugh
Jackman?
By the way, did you hear thepause in that sentence?
How old am I that I'm justforgetting shit mid-sentence.
Anyway, let me pretend I'mgoing to go on break here.
Hang on a second, 15 minutes,okay.
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So I put myself on break atwork so nobody could bother me
for about 15 minutes or askwhere I am.
But yeah, so Capote versus theSwans was really good.
I think I actually do want tofinish reading the books.
I have to say what I was tryingto get into was that, you know,
naomi Watts reminds me so muchof my father's mother Maria.
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She's like a big planner.
Watts reminds me so much of myfather's mother Maria.
She's like a big planner.
She likes everything to be acertain way.
She gets upset if it isn't, butnot like outright, like I'm
sure she'll be upset about itlater.
I've never heard her raise hervoice ever.
Naomi Watts' character is verymuch the same.
She's very like, calm, cool,collect, and it was just the
episode that got me the most wasthe episode where she passes
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away.
Spoiler alert she developedcancer.
The tumor didn't metastasizebut it got bigger and it wasn't
shrinking with the chemo thatshe was on.
It was really sad.
They show you a whole bunch ofstuff.
They show her living her lifeand, you know, going up to the
country house and you know, uh,the dancing scene with um Tree
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Williams, her husband, and, uh,bill Paley.
She was fantastic in this role.
She was definitely apersonality.
When her and Truman met andTruman, she claimed, was like
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the love of her life, because,you know, she never felt such
joy or been with a person whoactually understood her, because
Bill Paley was cheating on hiswife, babe, with anybody he
could, so anything that moved hewould fuck with.
And that was how Truman kind offell out of good graces with
them is because he felt that itwas okay to publish something
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like that as long as he didn'tuse real names.
But they knew, and othersociety people knew that it was
about Babe and Bill Paley.
And that's the worst part isthat you know, being betrayed by
someone you love is the worstfucking thing you could ever
think of, because she let himinto her life so deeply and he
turned around and did that shitlike it was nothing, like she
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was nothing.
And they also show that he didthat to Demi Moore's character
in the beginning also andsomething I don't remember what
her name was and something Idon't remember what her name was
.
But Demi Moore's charactereventually ends up killing
herself over everything thatTruman did to her, which was
publicizing the murder, orsaying that she murdered her
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husband, claiming that he was aburglar.
He publicized that, hepublished it and that's when he
became known for just being whathe was, which was like a little
fucking weasel.
And of course you know once hedid it to Babe, they all, like
formed a whole wall against himand you know, quote unquote
tried to cut off his oxygen iswhat she said.
Diane Lane's character, who wasalso fucking Bill Paley, so
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could you imagine you'rewatching your friend die and
you're fucking her husband.
That's insane.
Okay, and my favorite part iswhen Calista Flockhart's
character says to her like youknow, you in this affair with
Bill has to end.
She's like, and stop going onthis tirade against fucking
Truman.
She's like, it's not.
You're not buying your guilt.
Like you know you feel guiltyfor what you're doing, but doing
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this isn't going to changeanything.
Like you have to stop.
And of course you know she saysshe goes.
Who knows about it?
And she goes.
Anyone who loves babe doesn'tknow.
I don't remember what exactlyshe said, but it's pretty
evident that people knew thatshe was fucking Bill, including
babe, because babe mentions itto Bill while they're dancing
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together.
So there's just a whole lot ofdrama.
It's really well written.
Calista Flockhart is like thebest bitch I've ever met in my
life.
I think she's finally growninto that plastic surgery she
had done on her face, becauseshe definitely did not look like
this when she was doing AllyMcBeal.
So I really think the castingwas really good.
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Like I said, I don't understandDemi Moore's face, but that's
fine, is it Demi Moore?
Is it Demi Moore who cares?
So it was really good.
The episode, like I said, thatgot me the most was when Babe,
you know, slowly starts torealize she's dying, which is
they show a scene where she goesup to the country house and she
has a nice big party and youknow she sees a moth caught in
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the light and she screams, andthen she wakes up and she's in
bed and Truman's there.
And you never know, you don'trealize how they became friends
again, like it doesn't reallyexplain itself.
But you know she has therealization that she's dying.
He brings her into the bathroomlike, tells her to put on this
pink dress that they said theywere going to wear to the award
show, but then of course shecouldn't go, so they said they
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were going to watch it at homeand her and Truman were going to
watch it at home, so she wouldget dressed up anyway.
So of course he's like Allright, why don't you come take a
bath?
Like after she put the dress onand she was like but I'm
already dressed.
And he goes, oh, so I must.
I should stop the water then.
So, you know, he goes into thebathroom, she follows and
there's a swan in the, in thetub, which he's been calling
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them swans because they're likeuntouchable.
But you know, swans also liketo fight each other, like
compete with each other for thetitle, you know, like in
wrestling Anyway.
So babe goes oh, I'm dying,aren't I?
And then you flash to theactual reality of the situation,
which is her in bed gasping forair, and I was like, oh, my God
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, and um, you know he's talkingto her.
And he's like Ooh, there'sfireworks.
And he like runs over to thewindows that are in the bathroom
and she's like who are thefireworks for?
And he goes they're for you.
And she's like, you know, he'slike come, come, look at the
fireworks.
And she goes I don't, I don'tknow if I'm ready to look at the
fireworks yet.
And he goes, she goes, what?
So if I'm not ready, what do Ido?
And he goes we could just stayhere forever.
And I was like stay in limboforever, fireworks.
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And you know, you still hear hergasping for air and like
everybody's by her side, exceptthe one daughter who resented
her for her childhood and herupbringing because she wasn't a
great mom.
It was everything was about her.
She didn't really care too muchabout what her daughter wanted.
If she wasn't feeling well andthere was a birthday party going
on in the house which they doshow with the daughter next to
her, she was like please sendeveryone home.
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She's like I'm not feeling well, whatever.
And then you know she goes totry and shower and she's all
fucked up on pills and alcoholthat she fucking just falls over
into the shower while trying toturn it on and like starts
crying.
So you could tell postpartum.
You know she was depressed, thedaughter was old enough, but I
would still consider itpostpartum because you know it's
after you've had the child.
But I would still consider itpostpartum because you know it's
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after you've had the child.
But you just can't get over it.
Like you can't get past it.
You don't find yourself happylike you were before you had
your kid.
So of course the daughterdoesn't show up, even though
Treat Williams character Billtries to get her to show up.
She's like you know, let meknow when she's croaked or some
shit.
Like she says some mean shit,she goes.
I'm not going to come running.
You let me know when she's likedown to the wire and we'll talk
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about it, or she goes, or letme know when she's dead or some
shit.
And you see her like show uplast minute and then you're like
, oh shit, you know it's realCause the daughter shows up and,
um, she's like she comes overand she like grabs her mother's
hand and I'm like yo justwaterworks and like I can't even
deal with it, like even rightnow, like I feel it in my throat
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.
Um, you just, I just can't dealwith shit like that.
I don't know why, but you knowit's, it's a moment and it's
like her final moment.
And then you see, um, you seeBill start crying because you
know she's exhaled and she's notinhaling.
So she, her last breath wastaken and she's like ready to be
done because she, you know shelooked at the fireworks and yeah
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, it was really sad because Iwas like I could never do this.
I'm like I don't.
I saw my grandfather in thehospital when he was, when he
was close to death, and I don'tthink we made it there in time.
I think we got there like justright after he passed.
And you know, they say in thatmovie like 21 grams, like when
you die you lose 21 grams ofblood.
And it was just sad, it waslike weird.
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He was like asleep with likeblood, like no sleep, just like
a strong one, though, and I was,like you knew he was going to
go because he kept mentioningseeing my dad and my dad's been
gone for a while.
So we knew it was going tohappen.
But from like one day to thenext, like you know, he was fine
.
He said he wasn't.
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The only thing was is that youknow, my grandfather never went
to a doctor.
Okay, he never liked going, Ishould say so.
Whenever he felt bad, hethought that beer would cure it,
which I'm sure you know, in theyears of prohibition shit, it
probably would have worked, but,like now, it doesn't work.
So his antiquated way ofthinking did not work.
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So, um, uh, he, uh.
He told my grandmother one daybefore work I think they were
both going to work, I think shewas still working at the time,
yeah, because they lived in thecity.
He told her he's like I don'tfeel good and he never complains
.
He never, never, nevercomplained.
So him complaining is a bigdeal.
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Him saying he doesn't feel goodis a big deal, because he would
walk through hell with likerazors sticking through him to
get to where he had to go if hehad to.
And he survived a lot ofbeatings from nypd when he was
detained and shit, which isalways the funniest thing to me.
I'm like this guy survives somuch shit.
I'm like he's gonna outlive allof us.
Like has been drinking hiswhole life, All of it.
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The fuck was that beep Um,drinking his whole life?
Oh, all of a sudden, thatfucking thing's making noise
back there.
Nah, sorry, my air freshenermade a beep at me and I'm like
I've seen more shit bullying me.
So we were like he's beenthrough so much shit he's going
to outlive all of us.
Excuse me, I'm like he's goingto be like he's been through so
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much shit he's going to outliveall of us.
Excuse me, I'm like he's goingto be like you know, keith
Richards, where he, uh, keithRichards is going to be the last
one left with a couple ofroaches.
I think Robin Williams madethat joke which you know.
He's still alive.
He's still alive.
That man's like a thousand.
And I'm like you know whatthese celebrities are here
drinking virgin blood becausethere ain't no fucking way these
people are still alive, likeeven Vivica Fox holy fuck, she's
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gorgeous, gorgeous, but anyway.
So they went to the hospital andthey found out he had liver
cancer and he didn't know, hewould never know it was from,
and he had like hep C.
And that was when he you know,when he used to get shot and
stabbed, whatever and he used toget all fixed up.
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They did blood transfusionsback then but they weren't
filtering for diseases.
So he had hep C which I guesswas made worse by.
You know, having liver cancerLike the two obviously don't
work, especially because hedidn't take any medicine for it.
He's had fucking herniasremoved, he's had like throat
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polyps and all that Like.
He went through a lot and theonly thing that took him out was
cancer and I'm sure he put up agood fight.
But you know, he declinedrapidly from then, like it was.
It was a few days and he waslike gone and we couldn't
believe it.
Um and before.
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That which I always thought wasweird is when I was in college I
used to call my grandmother allthe time because I used to have
dreams of him passing away.
I used to call my grandmotherall the time because I used to
have dreams of him passing away.
So I used to call mygrandmother and be like, hey, is
grandpa okay?
And this was before he died.
This was like, maybe like everyfew weeks before he passed I
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was like, is grandpa okay?
And she was like yeah, he'sfine.
Why, what's going on?
I'm like nothing, just you know.
Just calling to say hi, tellyou guys, I love you, blah, blah
, blah.
I'm not going to tell her thatI had a dream that her husband
was going to die, because that'scrazy.
So I always thought that wasweird.
But the one thing I will neverforget is that he always used to
call me when Willy Wonka was onTV.
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He always used to be like call,call, corey.
And I was like, oh god, likewhen I was younger not that
young, but like it wasn't thesame movie to me that it was
when I was younger and, um,anytime I watch it now I get
upset because that was his movie.
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So, yeah, it's really hard towatch that Anyway.
So let's look at these.
Hadn't thought about that in awhile.
But also he was a big fan ofChristmas.
He always used to put the treeup and he always made a big deal
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about it.
So I think that's why we alllike Christmas.
He always used to put the treeup and he always made a big deal
about it.
So I think that's why we alllike Christmas.
Like, um, my, when I saw my uh,when I saw my family on Chris on
my mother's birthday actually,no, before that, it was last
Monday, I think I talked aboutthis.
Though Chris goes, hey, what doyou want for Christmas?
And I'm like, bro, just justthrow money my way, just make it
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rain on Christmas, how aboutthat?
I was like I don't, I don'treally care.
I'm like mom's the one whothinks I need to open things.
I really do not need to open athing.
I can open a gift card, I canopen any card with cash in it.
Like, I'm still opening shit,you still need to open that to
get to the prize, okay, so I, uh, I was like she can just give
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you.
Guys can just give me money andI'm fine, I don't need to open
anything.
So they took me seriously thisyear and that's what they gave
me was money, which was perfect.
I'm like, please, man, I don't,I have room for more shit, but
don't buy me anything that Ineed to like pack up.
I have to walk up three fuckingflights of stairs with a box
and a half of shit that you guysfelt I needed for fucking
Christmas Last year was dope,though she gave me some ninja
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shit, my ninja pots and pansHoly fuck.
I was like hell.
Yeah, bro, what Motherfucker?
Click, there we go.
Yeah, those pots and pans haveserved their purpose for sure.
Okay, let's see.
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So Christmas has come and gone.
The next one is going to befucking New Year's, and I've
already resigned myself to theidea of making a honey-baked ham
, and apparently someone wantsblack-eyed peas.
So I guess I'm doing thatReally resentful in my voice,
even though he does everythingfor for me, I just have to like
buy the shit to make it.
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So I'll probably have to dothat over the weekend or see if
Walmart can do some shippingshit to my apartment, because I
really I can't be bothered to goto stores.
Do you know how many fuckingdelivery services I use, whether
it's Uber, eats, shipt, walmartPlus, whatever?
If I never have to go into astore again, that would just
make my life so much better, andthis is why I get pissed off
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that I have to go.
Here's the only thing that Idon't like waiting for
technology.
So this is why I will not go toAT&T to pick up a fucking watch
.
I'm not doing it.
You are not going to have me dothat shit.
You know why?
Because I don't want to breatheother people's air.
If I go to AT&T, it'll be whenit opens, because I want to have
that conversation and leave.
One time when I moved down here,okay, I had the opportunity to
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switch phones, so I went and Iswitched and got a red iPhone 13
or 12.
I don't remember, but Iswitched and I got a red iPhone,
loved it, loved it, loved it.
And then, of course, I go toAT&T and I think I'm there early
enough.
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I get there and there's like amillion people there and I'm
like what are they giving awayshit?
No, people are just conversingwith the staff and doing old
people shit like oh, how's yourwife, how's your family?
Do you actually know thisperson?
Or are you doing thisintentionally so that I can't
just get in and out, like thispast time when I got my iPhone
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14 Pro Max the huge one I was inand out.
That bitch.
They didn't even take my otherphone.
They're like you know what?
You're just going to have tomail that out.
And I was like motherfucker.
I was like you sure you don'twant to take this shit.
They're like no, we don't dothat anymore, you just take it
yourself now.
So basically I left with bothphones.
He's like the way the internetis set up in this building,
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it'll take us longer to set itup here than it would if you set
it up at home.
So I was like all right, fuckit.
So I took both phones and Ileft and you know it was quicker
.
It was kind of annoying, but itwas quicker, but it was nice.
I walked in and I left.
That's basically it, becauseI'd already paid for the shit on
my phone.
That's the funny part.
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They don't even let you like doany of that shit and then just
go get it.
Like you actually have to havethis shit delivered.
I don't get it, but whatever, Iwill never, I'll never do that.
So let's see.
So I opened Facebook the otherday and let me tell you, when I
say that there are certainthings that Facebook does not
need to have posted, it's one ofthese.
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Okay, let's read this out loudbecause apparently we all need
to hear it.
I can't find a source, but Iknow there have been cases where
a man has sex with one womanand then goes and have sex with
another woman women, excuse mebefore showering and some of the
first woman's eggs are still onhis penis.
They can implant into thesecond woman who can carry the
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first woman's child.
It is the same idea as medicalegg donors.
Now let me tell you something.
The science behind this wouldbe insane if that was it.
Okay.
Because what you're saying isthat you fuck a woman and their
eggs get on you somehow, okay,and you have like corncob dick
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because the eggs are there, andyou go and you fuck someone else
and the eggs just decide toleave the dick and go into this
other lady.
Okay, let's do the math, allright.
So we did A plus six plusexclamation point at sign equals
.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?
What are you talking about?
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Because, first of all sayingcorncob dick and then doing that
kind of math unbelievable, solet's try this again.
Unbelievable.
So let's try this again.
Let's try this again.
Let's do the math again.
Let's see if it makes sense.
G plus ampersand at signtriangle.
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Hexagon period equals you needJesus.
That's what that sentence is.
Okay, it makes no sense to mewhy people put this out there.
I don't even care if it's fakeeither.
Even if it's fake, you have tothink about the science, about
this, because eggs are not inthe vaginal canal, which is
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where the dick goes.
Maybe someone needs to teachthem or tell them they're doing
sex wrong, because the eggs hangout in the uterus.
So, unless you're saying thatyou know the dick is big enough
to surpass the cervix, let's doan anatomy thing.
So the dick goes into thevaginal canal and then there's a
little hole there called thecervix.
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If your dick can go past thecervix and up into the uterus,
we have about women have likefour or five inches of vaginal
canal before you even get to thecervix and up into the uterus.
We have about women have likefour or five inches of vaginal
canal before you even get to thecervix to then get to the
uterus.
Okay, how big is your dick?
How big is this dick?
How big is it?
Because that's insane and youshould be studied.
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It's the stupidest thing thatyou could ever open facebook to.
Okay, imagine if men actuallycarried the baby, by the way.
That would be fucking crazy.
Seahorses seahorses do that.
Male seahorses carry babies.
If men had to carry babies, Idon't think they could do it,
because there is something nowknown as the male flu.
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Okay, and that's just a coldthat women get, like the
threshold.
Threshold level is so crazy.
Dan's going to get mad at this,but I don't care.
And, yes, I mentioned his nameall the time.
So he wakes up and listens.
He's actually waiting atdiscord right now.
For me, that's so funny.
So women never actually saythey're sick and it would never
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happen even onto our deathbed.
We would still be trying tolike plan the day, even while
we're dying in bed, likeplanning an agenda Like what is
my family going to do before,after and around my time of
death?
That's the level of planning wehave.
So the male flu puts women assuperheroes, because even if I'm
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sick, I'm still going to do formy man.
When my man is sick, it'splease hold me, I'm tired, I'm
sweaty and I don't feel well.
And then we just pass sicknessback and forth Instead of just
quarantining, just stay in aroom where I'm not in.
Okay, pretend it's COVID, stayfar away.
I have another one.
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Here we go.
So I have a ring, I have a ringone, I have two ring ones, I
think Actually, no, I'll just doone, because I don't really
feel like looking on Facebookunder my saved for where I have
it.
So here we go.
Here's another one.
Well, folks, here it is myblatantly honest review.
This is my wedding set.
I've had it about two monthsnow and she's seen some shit.
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Literally.
I'm a farmer's wife, a cattlebuyer, and I get dirty.
I don't take off my jewelry foranything.
This beauty has been inside ofcows to pregnancy check,
ungloved, wrangled and wrestled.
Calves to vaccinate and deworm,butchered numerous birds and
hogs, and then some.
I wash my hands a ton, I kneadhundreds of loaves of bread
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every week, can and preservemany, many foods and am a mom to
six.
I'm probably one of thetoughest people on jewelry.
And she still holds up andshines bright.
She's been slammed againststall doors and cleaned a many
saddles too.
I'm honestly shocked at thequality for the amazingly low
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price we paid.
She's made out of my husband'sbaby gravy and quite the
conversation starter.
I'm rating her a five out offive.
I'm rating you a five out offive for get the fuck out of
here.
That's my, that's my, that's myscale.
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Okay, this story goes from okayto worse with each paragraph
and let me tell you the wellfolks here it is is one line
okay.
Then there's a paragraph wherethis is my wedding set.
The second paragraph is thisbeauty where this is my wedding
set.
The second paragraph is thisbeauty.
The third paragraph is she'sbeen slammed against all doors.
The last one with the rating isfour, one, two, three, one, two
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, three, four, five, excuse me.
So five out of five.
This lady's stupid, and so am I,because I can't count, excuse
me.
So I want to know who's havingconversations with her, because
either she has bad friends orsomeone pranked her so fucking
hard or bet her to do this.
Hey, why don't you go make aring out of your husband's jizz
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and see how long it lasts?
Like I really hope that thisisn't her actual set, because to
me it looks like an opal.
But you're telling me there'ssome sperms in there, some
archaic sperms.
Then I've got a whole assquestion for you.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Are you that chick?
Are you Marion from IndianaJones, who drinks dudes under
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the table?
And that's an old expressionExcuse me, she's not fucking
sucking dick under the table,it's.
You know someone who coulddrink until someone like falls
over.
I'm rating this shit a five outof five for nonsense, for
shenanigans.
That okay, so that that'sinsane for her.
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My other thing is is that I needpeople to like hide their freak
a little bit, like we're notmatching freaks out here anymore
.
Okay, when we're looking atrings, I send these to my
boyfriend because and my family,because my family needs to see
the shit that I'm exposed to onthe internet.
That makes me who I am.
There was another ring that Isent everybody that looked like
a vagina and the diamond waslike the clit, and this woman is
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probably just walking aroundwith this shit on her finger
talking about oh my God, Iwaited a year for this, or we
were together like seven yearsand this is my prize.
Bitch, that ain't no prize.
It's a vagina.
You got a pussy ring.
A pussy ring on your finger.
Pussy ring, a pussy ring onyour finger.
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Merry Christmas to me and myeyes that I got to see a gold
vagina.
Actually, it looked likefucking iron an iron vagina, the
iron box.
That's amazing, anyway.
So anyone else here.
I have one more thing onFacebook, and then I'm gonna
just be done with it.
There's this chick I sawyesterday and this is one of the
things I thought aboutovernight is that you know,
we're allotted a couple of lovesof our lives every now, and
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then this bitch has a new oneevery year and I need you guys
to like cool it with how publicyou are with your relationships
Because, cool, we're happy foryou, we love that for you, we
love that life.
Get yours Like, get yourpartner, get your lover your
life.
Soulmate, whatever.
Stop telling us about it everytime you change.
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One though.
Men are not interchangeablelike that, I'm sorry, they're
not.
Like.
Maybe when I was younger Iwould have thought so.
Like I'm 35, men are notinterchangeable.
Okay.
If there's a love of your life,be alone for a while.
Like, choose yourself.
This is the funny shit.
So she was engaged last I knewand I asked my friend Chuck I
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was like bruh, what is up withthis girl?
I'm like who is she with now?
And he's like I don't evenfucking know who that is.
Like we'd be looking onFacebook and asking each other
shit.
And I'm like bruh, who is thisguy?
Cause last I saw she wasengaged to somebody else who was
totally different.
I was like a year ago, today,what was this bitch doing?
He goes, I have no fucking idea.
He goes everybody's sluts outhere and I just die laughing
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because I'm like that's just whohe is.
He doesn't even mean that she'sa slut, he's just like fuck
these ho here.
Like that's his generalconsensus of bitches who do this
shit, which is hilarious.
But I'm also starting to agreeand seeing it.
So stuff like this makes me nosy.
I'm not that nosy of a person,because who has the time to give
a shit about something likethis?
Hopefully not me.
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But I was like oh okay, here wego.
And, of course, how many lovesare your life are you going to
have?
Let's be real.
Like this girl's been engaged,I feel like at least a handful
of times.
There's no real reason.
There's no real reason why sheis engaged this many times.
I want to know if she'scollecting rings like Thanos,
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because she should at this point, but she probably wouldn't even
know how to snap her fingers tomake us all disappear.
So her caption in the pictureshe posted for Christmas was
talking about this.
This was the funniest fuckingthing in this and every lifetime
.
I choose us, bitch, if you don'tchoose yourself, and shut the
fuck up.
Choose yourself and shut thefuck up.
Like, just go away for a littlebit, just just slightly a
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little bit.
Go away because I'm tired ofseeing your shit and asking
people about you, cause one dayI'm just gonna be like bitch.
What is you doing?
Have you been tested lately?
Shit, and asking people aboutyou, because one day I'm just
going to be like bitch.
What is you doing?
Have you been tested lately?
Because I heard about you and Iheard you're promiscuous and I
heard about your past and wejust don't have time, baby girl,
for any more of this shit.
And I'm like I'm sorry you'resad and lonely, but learn to be
alone, bitch.
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You learn some things aboutyourself and what you're not
willing to accept in yourloneliness.
So, anyway, that's, that's myFacebook rant.
Those are my three things fromFacebook that I cannot stand.
Here's the other thing I likewatching movies, but I hate when
they get some bad behind thescenes shit.
Have you heard this shit aboutJustin Baldoni and Blake Lively
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now?
Oh my glob.
Okay, hold on, let me read thisfucking original shit 20 hours
ago is this the?
Is this the one I want?
So let's see blake lively's.
Blake lively's claims that itends with us.
Director and co-star justinbaldoni unleashed a smear
campaign against her have gainedsupport from a new lawsuit that
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baldoni's former publicistfiled against him.
The lawsuit was lodged Tuesdayin New York State Court in
Manhattan by Stephanie Jones,who began representing Baldoni
in 2017.
It said the actor and his movieproduction company, wayfarer,
expanded their contract in 2020,agreeing to pay a $25,000
monthly fee.
The lawsuit alleged thatBaldoni and Wayfarer, last
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August when the film wasreleased, teamed up with
publicists to try and bury anddestroy Lively, amid fears that
allegations of misogynistic andtoxic onset behavior as the
romantic drama was made mightharm his reputation and career.
Jones sought unspecifieddamages from the defendants,
including Jennifer Abel, aformer fucking ad, a former
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goddammit employee, who says shecarried out who she says
carried out the campaign todamage Lively and muddy the
reputation of Jones.
Bitch, this Associated Pressshit is gonna.
The lawsuit alleges that Abelwas fired after Jones learned on
August 21st that Abel hadstolen more than 70 proprietary
and sensitive business documentsand additional client leads
from Jonesworks as Abel preparedto leave the firm to start her
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own publicity company takingalong Baldoni and Wayfarer as
clients.
All right, here we go.
This is the one that I want.
This is the one that I want.
I don't care about this othershit.
Blake Lively has accused her itEnds With Us director and
co-star Justin Baldoni of sexualharassment on the set of the
movie and a subsequent effort todestroy her reputation in a
legal complaint.
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The complaint obtained by theAssociated Press, which the New
York Times reported was filedFriday with the California Civil
Rights Department, precedes alawsuit.
It names Baldoni, the studiobehind the romantic drama it
Ends With Us and Baldoni'spublicist among the defendants.
In the complaint, livelyaccuses Baldoni and the studio
of embarking on a multi-tieredplan to damage her reputation
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following a meeting in which sheand her husband, ryan Reynolds,
addressed repeated sexualharassment and other disturbing
behavior by Baldoni and aproducer on the movie.
The plan, the complaint said,included a proposal to plant
theories on online messageboards, engineer a social media
campaign and place news storiescritical of Lively Baldoni.
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Stop this shit.
Ap.
Baldoni enlisted publicists andcrisis managers in a
sophisticated, coordinated andwell-financed retaliation plan
meant to bury and destroy Livelyif she went public with her
on-set concerns.
That's crazy.
To safeguard against the riskof Miss Lively ever revealing
the truth about Mr Baldoni.
The Baldoni Wayfarer teamcreated, planted, amplified and
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boosted content designed toeviscerate Miss Lively's
credibility.
They engaged in the sametechniques to bolster Mr
Baldoni's credibility andsuppress any negative content
about him.
The complaint also says Baldoniabruptly pivoted away from the
movie's marketing plan and useddomestic violence survivor
content to protect his publicimage.
Brian Friedman, an attorneyrepresenting Baldoni Wayfarer
Studios, and its representatives, called the claims completely
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false, outrageous andintentionally salacious.
The guy looks like a fuckingidiot.
He looks like a fucking douchewho would do this shit.
If you look up Justin Baldoni,it looks like he's a sexual
harasser.
He should just walk up topeople and be like hi, my name
is Justin and I sexually harasswomen, like that's it.
He even put a movie out.
It Ends With Us, whichbasically is about some domestic
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violence, shit and badrelationships.
Who comes up with this shit?
People who do that shit.
That's.
Who comes up with that?
He pushed back against Lively'sallegations of a coordinated
campaign, saying the studioproactively hired a crisis
manager due to the multipledemands and threats made by Ms
Lively during production.
Friedman also said Livelythreatened to not appear on set
and not to promote the film ifher demands were not met.
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Those demands were notspecified in the statement, but
Lively's complaint lists 30demands that she said Baldoni
and others agreed to after theirtense sit-down over her hostile
work environment concernsagreed to after their tense
sit-down over her hostile workenvironment concerns.
Among them, no more showing ofnude videos or images of women
to Lively and others on set andno more discussions about
pornography, sexual experiencesor genitalia.
She also said Baldoni shouldnot ask her trainer about her
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weight without her consent,should not press her about her
religious beliefs and shouldmake no further mention of her
dead father.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
An intimacy coordinator wasalso required to be on set
whenever Lively shared a scenewith Baldoni, and he was barred
from entering her trailer or themakeup trailer while she was
undressed.
The demands also stipulatedthat there will be no more
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improvising of kissing scenes oradding of sex scenes to the
film outside of the ones in thescript Lively approved when she
signed on.
I hope that my legal actionhelps pull back the curtain on
these sinister retaliatorytactics to harm people who speak
up about misconduct and helpsprotect others who may be
targeted.
Lively said in a statement tothe Times.
A representative for Livelyreferred the AP to the Times
report in which Lively deniedplanting or spreading negative
information about Baldoni or thestudio.
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It ends with us.
An adaptation of ColleenHoover's best-selling 2016 novel
was released in August,exceeding box office
expectations with a $50 milliondebut, but the movie's release
was shrouded by speculation overdiscord between the lead pair.
Baldoni took a backseat inpromoting the film, while Lively
took center stage along withReynolds, who was on the press
circuit for Deadpool andWolverine at the same time.
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Baldoni, who starred in thetelenovela Send Up Jane the
Virgin, directed Five Feet Apartand wrote man Enough, a book
pushing back against traditionalnotions of masculinity, did
respond to the concerns that thefilm romanticized domestic
violence, telling the AP at thetime that critics were
absolutely entitled to thatopinion.
If anybody has had that reallife experience, I can imagine
how hard it would be to imaginetheir experience being in a
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romance novel.
To them, I would just offerthat we were very intentionally
in the making of this movie Veryintentional, by the way.
What the fuck An intimacycoordinator should always be
around with a man and a woman ina fucking movie like this, or
any fucking movie like this,especially if he looks like a
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dickhead.
Sorry, I'm looking at a pictureof him.
He looks like an asshole.
He looks like someone who wouldbe capable of doing this shit.
And don't tell me that'sprejudice looking at him.
Don't tell me anybody could dothis shit.
I don't care.
You put out a movie surroundinga bad fucking relationship and
Blake Lively did not feelcomfortable or safe with you.
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She's allowed to voice herconcerns and if you weren't
guilty of any of this shit, youwouldn't have fucking lawyered
up so quickly, would you?
Sure, it's to protect yourself.
You know what you only have todo Fucking apologize to her for
making her feel that way.
Maybe you won't lose yourreputation with the fucking
Academy Awards or whatever yourintentions are with this movie.
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Maybe man up as you say andfucking just deal with it.
Like these people in power likeincluding Alec Baldwin in this
gun shit.
Like these people in power likeincluding Alec Baldwin in this
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gun shit.
Can you just apologize for nothaving this woman on set who had
no business handling weaponryin a movie.
Someone fucking died on his setand they dismissed the charges
of a second trial.
I don't even know why.
We'll get into that another day.
But like just these men inHollywood bruh, like there's so
many you don't hear about thatare really good guys, but it's
always the dickheads who get theattention.
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It's always people like this whodo this shit to women in movies
and in real life that just getall the credit.
What happens to the woman thewoman's the bad guy for
reporting it and also a womanrepresenting him is absolutely
insane.
Let it be men, bitch, beforeyou get fucking chopped up too.
You know, like why are yourepresenting this?
Like, yeah, sure it's money.
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You could have plenty of othershit to do.
Bitch, you do not need torepresent or entangle your name
with any of this.
Also, we've never even heardabout Johnny Depp's lawyer
anymore against Amber Heard.
But this is what I mean Womendo the work and get nothing.
Well, in that industry anyway,I don't care about getting
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credit, to be honest with you.
But Blake Lively should havefelt safe and she didn't and she
reported it.
Thank God she's got fuckingRyan Reynolds, because that
man's going to handle businessand you know it.
That man's not letting this guyget away with shit, and
everybody else on the set,including a male co-star, said
the same shit about him.
Okay, sketchy as fuck this guyis.
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So like ain't no reason forthem to not believe any of them
for that.
So it's just outrageous.
And I wanted to see that movieso bad I think I might just read
the book.
I wanted to see that movie, Ihad high interest in it, and now
I just don't want to even dealwith it because the whole time
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I'm going to look at him and belike you, fucking piece of shit,
like you.
Just you ruined this movie forme, bro.
You ruined it.
I was so excited to be like apart of this whole thing and be
like wow, that was fuckingcontroversial as shit.
But you put this dark cloud overit because you couldn't just be
you know justin, and not justinbaldoni, the producer and all
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the shit.
No, bruh, you couldn't just bea down-to-earth person who
remembers where they came from,to humble himself and be like
you know what?
I'm really, really sorry aboutthat.
You went to smear her instead,because she had demands and
things that should just be aright, things she's entitled to.
Like what?
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Like?
She shouldn't be concerned thatyou're going to walk in on her
while she's nude.
Her husband can't always bethere, and if he was there and
saw you, he'd probably beat yourass.
So what's up, you weak ass man?
Anyway, sorry, that shit justmakes me so angry.
Like it just makes me angry,anyway.
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So I hope anyone has some goodresolutions.
My hope is to be a little lesspissed off at men doing stupid
shit.
But who knows, maybe, you know,today I'll find another reason
to be pissed off at another guy,but we'll see.
Anyway, so I'm hoping everybodyhas a fabulous New Year.
By the next time we speak it'llbe 2025.
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How crazy is that?
Somebody in my team chat earliersaid that there's only five
days left in 2024.
And I'm like girl, I know weall got calendars.
No, I just gave it a thumbs upand like, kept going.
But like I know, I know, youknow how I know, because I'm
gonna be 36 next year and I'mnot ready.
I'm getting closer to 40 andI'm not ready.
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There's so many things I feellike I have not done.
Anyway, we'll resolve that nextyear, I guess, when I get to 36
.
But yes, I hope you guys have agreat rest of your day and
enjoy your upcoming weekend.
We'll see how I do after thisdinner.
Maybe I'll take some notes withmy uncle and shit, but I love
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you guys so much.
Thank you for taking the timeto listen this week and I'll
speak to you next week.
Love you guys.
Bye, thank you.
what's up people?
We are at another week ofnonsense.
It's been a great week so far.
Happy Thursday.
Today is the day afterChristmas.
I hope everybody had a goodholiday, no matter what you
celebrated yesterday.
I think yesterday was the firstday of Hanukkah.
For my Jewish people out there,and for those who celebrate, I
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should say, and for everybodyelse, it was Christmas.
I'm not sure about dates forKwanzaa or anything like that,
so forgive me, but I hopeeverybody had a fabulous
Christmas.
Sorry if you heard that noise,but I had to address the mic
here, and every time I do that,something dang in my ear.
Sorry about that, but I wantedto make sure that I sounded loud
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enough for you guys, becausefor some reason, it sounded
really quiet.
Last time I listened back for afew minutes and it wasn't as
loud.
I wasn't as loud as when Istarted the episode, as when I
got towards the end of it, soI'm hoping that this is a little
better.
I have a couple of things Iwant to talk about, some things
I might have to look at.
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I hope I don't have to, okay.
So again, opening presents hasalways been a thing that my
family treasures most, and weused to get up really stupid
early, when we obviously alllived in the same house.
All of us live in differentplaces.
Now I live two hours away frommy family.
My two sisters are in collegenow, so they're home for I think
like a month or so are incollege now, so they're home for
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I think like a month or so.
My sister keeps telling me thatshe's going back.
I think the second week, yeah,the second week in January.
I think that's yeah.
Second week in January, whichis the week of the 6th.
I am having a great time beinghome for the holidays.
Obviously, I don't have anyonevisiting, but that's fine.
I like it quiet in here.
If you can't tell it's likedeadly quiet in here.
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If you hear any noise in thebackground, I apologize.
You shouldn't though, but ifyou do, I don't know what to
tell you.
Try not to move too much,because my chair makes noise.
Everything makes fucking noisewhen I don't want it to.
Even my appliances bully me.
Every time I make something,it's always like it beeps with
the utmost urgency, like I'm notin the other room, which is
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really fucking annoying.
So let's see.
Oh, by the way, I've alreadynoticed that I did take a couple
of days off from working outbecause I think I hurt myself a
little bit.
I'm starting to feel a littlebetter.
I might work out today laterafter I see my uncle for dinner.
It's a family thing this time.
So how unfortunate theboyfriend can't come is very
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annoying to me, but I guess it'sfine, whatever.
I guess he just wants it to beblood family.
I don't know, I don't fuckingknow.
He never does this shit.
So I'm like concerned.
But the boyfriend translatedthe text and it just seems like
it's just a family, family thingtoday and he was cool.
He was very calm about it,which is nice, because you know,
stuff like that makes meanxious.
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I don't know what that is.
It's probably past trauma, butI'm not trying to bring that
into this shit.
So I'm like are you sure it'sOK?
Like I hate doing that, but Iwouldn't go, honestly, if I
didn't feel like it was okay,because sometimes you know you
want to be around family, but Idon't want my uncle being weird.
I think that's really weirdBecause my boyfriend's always
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around for everything andthere's a reason for that.
It's because I don't reallylike going places without him if
he can come.
But whatever, I guess that'snot for me to say, especially
because I'm not the one payingthe bill, but in any case I'm
relaxing, I am getting somegames in, I am relaxing and
watching shows and I'm feeling alot better over the holidays.
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Sometimes, you know, you get alittle stressed out with money
and things and you know notbeing able to appease your
parents the way they do you Likeparents give their kids the
world and the kids are like well, what the fuck are we supposed
to get you Like?
I literally asked my mother onher like the day before her
birthday, like two days actuallybefore her birthday.
I'm like what the fuck do youeven want for your birthday?
She goes nothing, I just wantto have dinner.
I was like, say, a whole lotless bitch.
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We went to dinner.
I gave her a card, a holidaycard of myself and my boyfriend.
She loved it.
I'm waiting for my grandmotherto get hers.
Apparently, something's up withthe USPS in New York because
apparently my mother mailedcards out to her for her
birthday and for Christmas andsome other shit, like multiple
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cards, cause obviously some aregoing to come from the kids and
some are going to come from mymother, so there's multiple
things being sent out and my momsaid she sent them out on the
12th, which today would be twoweeks ago now.
And it's like what the fuck doyou mean?
You have not gotten the cardsyet.
Like there's a check in there,there's money in there, someone
took that shit.
And then, of course, chris goes.
You know you should check it tomake sure it hasn't been cashed
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.
You know we're going to have tofigure it out and da-da-da.
And then of course, it becomesa thing as always, because you
know things can't just ever gocorrectly around the holidays
when it comes to sending outcards.
So there, my grandmother issitting around, like you know,
my aunt, she goes, I didn't geta card from Daneem.
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I haven't gotten a card fromyou guys yet.
And I'm like bitch, I send mineout on Friday, which would
still be enough time to like getthere on time.
But I don't know what'shappening.
I know my grandmother and myaunt, who are down here, got
theirs already.
They got them.
Christmas Eve is when mygrandmother told me and, like,
my father's mother told me thatshe got hers.
So I was like, yes, cool, I gotthere on super time, which is
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crazy Waiting for Laura to tellme whether or not she got hers.
Dan hasn't told me whether he'sgotten ours yet.
I don't think I sent too manyout, and then I'm waiting for
the boyfriend's parents toconfirm whether or not they got
theirs.
Couldn't think of anybody elseto send them to, because we
don't know people like that,like I'm not.
I don't know that I would sendthem to the boyfriend's friends,
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but I don't know.
Anyway, it's a choice.
I guess it's personal.
Sorry if you hear a noise, butI need to drink stuff, otherwise
my throat gets really dry andthen nothing I say makes sense,
which wouldn't matter anyway.
So hold on a second, dan.
I'm recording, hold up.
So of course, heped in and he'she's talking in discord.
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I had to mute myself.
My bad Um.
So I uh.
So we went to Ruth's Chris formy mother's birthday, like I
said, and I had to eat theweirdest combination of food to
make sure that my stomach wouldwould not be ill.
You know what I mean.
Like that I wouldn't actuallyget sick.
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So of course I'm like what canI eat?
Because anytime I eat steakthere, I am immediately ill
afterwards, and it only happenswhen I eat steak Like I could
eat.
I think it's just the steakbecause, honestly, I was playing
it real safe.
We have a long drive back andit's just crazy because I enjoy
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their food or used to, or mybody used to, but I had to play
it safe.
Me and the boyfriend had toplay it safe because last time,
for Thanksgiving, when we werethere, which was about less than
a month ago we ate our assesoff for Thanksgiving and we got
sick, both of us afterwards.
He was sick because he was sofull he felt like he was going
to explode and I was sickbecause I did go explode.
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If I want to be really grossabout it which I will because
you guys listen so why not begross?
Why not be gross?
So I had this is what I ate fordinner, which you guys are
going to laugh.
It's the weirdest combinationof shit I've ever eaten for
dinner, but I survived.
So I guess if we ever go there,I'm going to have to pick light
choices like fish or something.
So I had crab cakes andpotatoes au gratin for dinner.
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Now, when I tell you I've nevermarried those two foods for
dinner, it's weird.
For dinner, it's weird.
Also the fact that we keepgoing to that place is like
filling me with such dread thesedays, like I love eating with
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my family, but we're picking thesame restaurant so much I don't
even have time to memorize thedamn menu, because I don't want
to.
I don't want to rememberanything about this place after
I've eaten there, which is, youknow, it's not a bad thing, it's
just, hmm, maybe I just maybethere's too many other places to
eat other than Ruth's Chris.
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Why is it that my parents'palate just consists of steak
and mash?
Lately, we could make that shitat home too if we wanted to,
and it would come out bomb asfuck.
You know why?
Because supposedly Ruth's Chrisonly seasons their shit with
butter, salt and pepper, which Idon't think so.
I don't think so Because thenwhy the fuck am I getting sick?
Why am I getting sick everytime I eat there?
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I have butter, salt and pepperon a daily basis, maybe not
together, but I still eat it.
So what is the fucking deal?
Roots Quartz got to get ittogether.
And then, you know, my parentsdo that thing, where you don't
really notice it, but you noticeit when you get older, where
they actually talk and arefriendly with the actual wait
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staff, which I'm not a bitch oranything, but like I'm not
really there to be their friend.
I'm there to order my steakmashed potatoes, eat like a
filthy hobo and then leave.
And then Chris is all like hey,so I think you had us last time
he goes, but I don't think itwas for Thanksgiving or maybe it
was and it was a bitch.
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Let this guy walk over here soI can place my order.
Like, come on, bro.
Like what are we doing?
Are we trying to like learn hissocial security number and
steal his identity?
He's sitting there talking tohim and me and my me and the
boyfriend are just looking ateach other like what the fuck?
And we're just waiting for thisguy to be like okay, okay, and
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move on to the next person,which would be my brother, and
then the boyfriend, then me.
But I'm like this can't be reallife.
Okay, I ate maybe a bagel andsome coffee before the two-hour
drive to get here, which, ofcourse, takes longer on a
holiday if people are on theroad one of the most traveled
fucking days of the year,thanksgiving, so everybody and
their mother's on the highway,okay, and then, uh good thing
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though was, uh, that wasThanksgiving.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'mscrewing my days up.
So what we did was is thatSaturday we went to my parents'
house, we hung out.
It took forever because it's aSaturday, a regular day to
everybody else, a birthday formy mother, and then, of course,
you know, on the way home,traffic, cause it's fucking
Saturday night, and we wereleaving a downtown Tampa area
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where they were havingGasparilla, which is pocket
fucking pirate con.
For those who don't know, inTampa people dress up like
pirates for Gasparilla.
And we were close to that area,like the part of the highway we
were on was the closest to it,and I was like, oh my God, bro,
if anything else could go worse.
Like it almost took us likethree hours to get home Saturday
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and I was like this, this iscrazy.
Uh, but we made it.
None of us got sick and we werejust chilling.
I know this guy is not still.
No, I can't.
That is so funny.
He's still.
He's still trying to get intothat apartment.
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Sorry, I'm watching.
I'm being nosy.
My blink camera keeps going offbecause the maintenance person
who was here helping with myshower drain is now across the
hall at my new neighbor's andapparently something needs to be
fixed there.
So that's what's happening.
So I keep looking at the blinkcamera because they keep setting
it off.
I need to get batteries.
I don't think I have enough toreplace it this time, but, like
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when the neighbors were movingin, they kept setting it off so
much that my shit is reading lowbattery for like weeks now In
any case.
So on the car ride home, this islike my favorite thing.
Okay, I love needing to getwork done on my car, so I love
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it so much.
You don't understand how much Ilove putting money into objects
.
So my car.
I'm bad with car maintenancebecause I'm a woman and I have
shit to do.
Okay, and of course, the factthat my car helps me get to
those things to do, but I'm abroke bitch because the way they
pay nowadays is not enough tolive.
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So, thankfully, I have someonewho is a high roller in life and
makes money like that, and heis funding things for my car
right now, which is amazing.
So of course I needed so.
Of course, there's a realfucking loud noise that happens
when my car accelerates, okay,and it has to do with the fact
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that I never got my tiresbalanced or rotated.
So he went and did that for meon Monday night, like a
wonderful person he is after hedrove so fucking long.
I cannot tell you how much Iappreciate this person.
He's the absolute best.
After he drove like a three hourdrive from work home.
He then went back out after heshowered.
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Of course, I made him foodfirst I think my love language
is food, anyway, we'll get tothat later so I made him some
food and he went right back outfor me and I was like fuck, yeah
, I don't have to go Because I'ma woman.
They'll sell me on some shit Idon't need.
I'll walk up in there andthey'll be like, oh, tits and a
price tag.
That's it, tits and a price tag.
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Okay, they'll look at my purseand be like she got money.
Actually, they'll probably belike she has money and she's not
spending it on her car what thefuck?
So of course he gets there.
I give him some.
He's texting me while they'reworking on it.
It took all of 20 minutes, buthe was asking me for information
on my car, so I was giving itto him and he was like okay, so
the next thing we're going to dois your breaks, because those
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definitely need to be done and Iwas like, okay, so that's
what's happening on Sunday.
Um, I have to say it's nice tohave a sugar daddy you want to
give sugar to like he's not 80with his balls dragging on the
ground, he's 40 and delicious.
Um, yeah, this might be a shortepisode today.
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I don't have much to talk about, but yeah, so I have some other
shit I want to read.
So let's talk about the showthat I was watching that I
finally finished.
So I finished Capote versus theSwans, can I just tell you, very
well written.
I love Ryan Murphy's stuff.
Everything that he puts outincluding Glee, unfortunately is
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really good.
I like his darker side though.
Like with American Horror Storyand Feud and all this shit,
like I like the darker shit.
Glee was good for a few minutes.
I watched it and I was like youknow what?
I'm never going to go back intime to watch that first season
and I never have.
I never have.
I've continued to watch otherseasons.
I have never wanted to go backto watch earlier seasons of Glee
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.
I can for sure say that Hold ona second.
But like Capote versus theSwans, I have to tell you
something I've never seen a more.
Naomi Watts is so good ineverything she's in.
I remember her.
The first movie I think I eversaw her in was the ring and uh,
she, and like she and MoulinRouge, she and Nicole Kidman,
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who was in Moulin Rouge, werelike the Aussie women of the
time, like they all like came up.
They both came up almost at thesame time like almost like
sisters in acting.
I feel like For me anyway iswhat I think because they're so
closely associated.
Like you don't really pair HughJackman with anybody else
coming up at the same time, andI just love the fact that she is
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, or was, married to LievSchreiber, who was fucking
Sabretooth.
Alongside, here we go, hughJackman, who was Wolverine.
How did I forget what I was justtalking about, about Hugh
Jackman?
By the way, did you hear thepause in that sentence?
How old am I that I'm justforgetting shit mid-sentence.
Anyway, let me pretend I'mgoing to go on break here.
Hang on a second, 15 minutes,okay.
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So I put myself on break atwork so nobody could bother me
for about 15 minutes or askwhere I am.
But yeah, so Capote versus theSwans was really good.
I think I actually do want tofinish reading the books.
I have to say what I was tryingto get into was that, you know,
naomi Watts reminds me so muchof my father's mother Maria.
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She's like a big planner.
Watts reminds me so much of myfather's mother Maria.
She's like a big planner.
She likes everything to be acertain way.
She gets upset if it isn't, butnot like outright, like I'm
sure she'll be upset about itlater.
I've never heard her raise hervoice ever.
Naomi Watts' character is verymuch the same.
She's very like, calm, cool,collect, and it was just the
episode that got me the most wasthe episode where she passes
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away.
Spoiler alert she developedcancer.
The tumor didn't metastasizebut it got bigger and it wasn't
shrinking with the chemo thatshe was on.
It was really sad.
They show you a whole bunch ofstuff.
They show her living her lifeand, you know, going up to the
country house and you know, uh,the dancing scene with um Tree
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Williams, her husband, and, uh,bill Paley.
She was fantastic in this role.
She was definitely apersonality.
When her and Truman met andTruman, she claimed, was like
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the love of her life, because,you know, she never felt such
joy or been with a person whoactually understood her, because
Bill Paley was cheating on hiswife, babe, with anybody he
could, so anything that moved hewould fuck with.
And that was how Truman kind offell out of good graces with
them is because he felt that itwas okay to publish something
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like that as long as he didn'tuse real names.
But they knew, and othersociety people knew that it was
about Babe and Bill Paley.
And that's the worst part isthat you know, being betrayed by
someone you love is the worstfucking thing you could ever
think of, because she let himinto her life so deeply and he
turned around and did that shitlike it was nothing, like she
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was nothing.
And they also show that he didthat to Demi Moore's character
in the beginning also andsomething I don't remember what
her name was and something Idon't remember what her name was
.
But Demi Moore's charactereventually ends up killing
herself over everything thatTruman did to her, which was
publicizing the murder, orsaying that she murdered her
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husband, claiming that he was aburglar.
He publicized that, hepublished it and that's when he
became known for just being whathe was, which was like a little
fucking weasel.
And of course you know once hedid it to Babe, they all, like
formed a whole wall against himand you know, quote unquote
tried to cut off his oxygen iswhat she said.
Diane Lane's character, who wasalso fucking Bill Paley, so
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could you imagine you'rewatching your friend die and
you're fucking her husband.
That's insane.
Okay, and my favorite part iswhen Calista Flockhart's
character says to her like youknow, you in this affair with
Bill has to end.
She's like, and stop going onthis tirade against fucking
Truman.
She's like, it's not.
You're not buying your guilt.
Like you know you feel guiltyfor what you're doing, but doing
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this isn't going to changeanything.
Like you have to stop.
And of course you know she saysshe goes.
Who knows about it?
And she goes.
Anyone who loves babe doesn'tknow.
I don't remember what exactlyshe said, but it's pretty
evident that people knew thatshe was fucking Bill, including
babe, because babe mentions itto Bill while they're dancing
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together.
So there's just a whole lot ofdrama.
It's really well written.
Calista Flockhart is like thebest bitch I've ever met in my
life.
I think she's finally growninto that plastic surgery she
had done on her face, becauseshe definitely did not look like
this when she was doing AllyMcBeal.
So I really think the castingwas really good.
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Like I said, I don't understandDemi Moore's face, but that's
fine, is it Demi Moore?
Is it Demi Moore who cares?
So it was really good.
The episode, like I said, thatgot me the most was when Babe,
you know, slowly starts torealize she's dying, which is
they show a scene where she goesup to the country house and she
has a nice big party and youknow she sees a moth caught in
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the light and she screams, andthen she wakes up and she's in
bed and Truman's there.
And you never know, you don'trealize how they became friends
again, like it doesn't reallyexplain itself.
But you know she has therealization that she's dying.
He brings her into the bathroomlike, tells her to put on this
pink dress that they said theywere going to wear to the award
show, but then of course shecouldn't go, so they said they
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were going to watch it at homeand her and Truman were going to
watch it at home, so she wouldget dressed up anyway.
So of course he's like Allright, why don't you come take a
bath?
Like after she put the dress onand she was like but I'm
already dressed.
And he goes, oh, so I must.
I should stop the water then.
So, you know, he goes into thebathroom, she follows and
there's a swan in the, in thetub, which he's been calling
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them swans because they're likeuntouchable.
But you know, swans also liketo fight each other, like
compete with each other for thetitle, you know, like in
wrestling Anyway.
So babe goes oh, I'm dying,aren't I?
And then you flash to theactual reality of the situation,
which is her in bed gasping forair, and I was like, oh, my God
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, and um, you know he's talkingto her.
And he's like Ooh, there'sfireworks.
And he like runs over to thewindows that are in the bathroom
and she's like who are thefireworks for?
And he goes they're for you.
And she's like, you know, he'slike come, come, look at the
fireworks.
And she goes I don't, I don'tknow if I'm ready to look at the
fireworks yet.
And he goes, she goes, what?
So if I'm not ready, what do Ido?
And he goes we could just stayhere forever.
And I was like stay in limboforever, fireworks.
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And you know, you still hear hergasping for air and like
everybody's by her side, exceptthe one daughter who resented
her for her childhood and herupbringing because she wasn't a
great mom.
It was everything was about her.
She didn't really care too muchabout what her daughter wanted.
If she wasn't feeling well andthere was a birthday party going
on in the house which they doshow with the daughter next to
her, she was like please sendeveryone home.
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She's like I'm not feeling well, whatever.
And then you know she goes totry and shower and she's all
fucked up on pills and alcoholthat she fucking just falls over
into the shower while trying toturn it on and like starts
crying.
So you could tell postpartum.
You know she was depressed, thedaughter was old enough, but I
would still consider itpostpartum because you know it's
after you've had the child.
But I would still consider itpostpartum because you know it's
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after you've had the child.
But you just can't get over it.
Like you can't get past it.
You don't find yourself happylike you were before you had
your kid.
So of course the daughterdoesn't show up, even though
Treat Williams character Billtries to get her to show up.
She's like you know, let meknow when she's croaked or some
shit.
Like she says some mean shit,she goes.
I'm not going to come running.
You let me know when she's likedown to the wire and we'll talk
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about it, or she goes, or letme know when she's dead or some
shit.
And you see her like show uplast minute and then you're like
, oh shit, you know it's realCause the daughter shows up and,
um, she's like she comes overand she like grabs her mother's
hand and I'm like yo justwaterworks and like I can't even
deal with it, like even rightnow, like I feel it in my throat
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.
Um, you just, I just can't dealwith shit like that.
I don't know why, but you knowit's, it's a moment and it's
like her final moment.
And then you see, um, you seeBill start crying because you
know she's exhaled and she's notinhaling.
So she, her last breath wastaken and she's like ready to be
done because she, you know shelooked at the fireworks and yeah
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, it was really sad because Iwas like I could never do this.
I'm like I don't.
I saw my grandfather in thehospital when he was, when he
was close to death, and I don'tthink we made it there in time.
I think we got there like justright after he passed.
And you know, they say in thatmovie like 21 grams, like when
you die you lose 21 grams ofblood.
And it was just sad, it waslike weird.
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He was like asleep with likeblood, like no sleep, just like
a strong one, though, and I was,like you knew he was going to
go because he kept mentioningseeing my dad and my dad's been
gone for a while.
So we knew it was going tohappen.
But from like one day to thenext, like you know, he was fine
.
He said he wasn't.
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The only thing was is that youknow, my grandfather never went
to a doctor.
Okay, he never liked going, Ishould say so.
Whenever he felt bad, hethought that beer would cure it,
which I'm sure you know, in theyears of prohibition shit, it
probably would have worked, but,like now, it doesn't work.
So his antiquated way ofthinking did not work.
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So, um, uh, he, uh.
He told my grandmother one daybefore work I think they were
both going to work, I think shewas still working at the time,
yeah, because they lived in thecity.
He told her he's like I don'tfeel good and he never complains
.
He never, never, nevercomplained.
So him complaining is a bigdeal.
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Him saying he doesn't feel goodis a big deal, because he would
walk through hell with likerazors sticking through him to
get to where he had to go if hehad to.
And he survived a lot ofbeatings from nypd when he was
detained and shit, which isalways the funniest thing to me.
I'm like this guy survives somuch shit.
I'm like he's gonna outlive allof us.
Like has been drinking hiswhole life, All of it.
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The fuck was that beep Um,drinking his whole life?
Oh, all of a sudden, thatfucking thing's making noise
back there.
Nah, sorry, my air freshenermade a beep at me and I'm like
I've seen more shit bullying me.
So we were like he's beenthrough so much shit he's going
to outlive all of us.
Excuse me, I'm like he's goingto be like he's been through so
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much shit he's going to outliveall of us.
Excuse me, I'm like he's goingto be like you know, keith
Richards, where he, uh, keithRichards is going to be the last
one left with a couple ofroaches.
I think Robin Williams madethat joke which you know.
He's still alive.
He's still alive.
That man's like a thousand.
And I'm like you know whatthese celebrities are here
drinking virgin blood becausethere ain't no fucking way these
people are still alive, likeeven Vivica Fox holy fuck, she's
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gorgeous, gorgeous, but anyway.
So they went to the hospital andthey found out he had liver
cancer and he didn't know, hewould never know it was from,
and he had like hep C.
And that was when he you know,when he used to get shot and
stabbed, whatever and he used toget all fixed up.
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They did blood transfusionsback then but they weren't
filtering for diseases.
So he had hep C which I guesswas made worse by.
You know, having liver cancerLike the two obviously don't
work, especially because hedidn't take any medicine for it.
He's had fucking herniasremoved, he's had like throat
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polyps and all that Like.
He went through a lot and theonly thing that took him out was
cancer and I'm sure he put up agood fight.
But you know, he declinedrapidly from then, like it was.
It was a few days and he waslike gone and we couldn't
believe it.
Um and before.
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That which I always thought wasweird is when I was in college I
used to call my grandmother allthe time because I used to have
dreams of him passing away.
I used to call my grandmotherall the time because I used to
have dreams of him passing away.
So I used to call mygrandmother and be like, hey, is
grandpa okay?
And this was before he died.
This was like, maybe like everyfew weeks before he passed I
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was like, is grandpa okay?
And she was like yeah, he'sfine.
Why, what's going on?
I'm like nothing, just you know.
Just calling to say hi, tellyou guys, I love you, blah, blah
, blah.
I'm not going to tell her thatI had a dream that her husband
was going to die, because that'scrazy.
So I always thought that wasweird.
But the one thing I will neverforget is that he always used to
call me when Willy Wonka was onTV.
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He always used to be like call,call, corey.
And I was like, oh god, likewhen I was younger not that
young, but like it wasn't thesame movie to me that it was
when I was younger and, um,anytime I watch it now I get
upset because that was his movie.
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So, yeah, it's really hard towatch that Anyway.
So let's look at these.
Hadn't thought about that in awhile.
But also he was a big fan ofChristmas.
He always used to put the treeup and he always made a big deal
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about it.
So I think that's why we alllike Christmas.
He always used to put the treeup and he always made a big deal
about it.
So I think that's why we alllike Christmas.
Like, um, my, when I saw my uh,when I saw my family on Chris on
my mother's birthday actually,no, before that, it was last
Monday, I think I talked aboutthis.
Though Chris goes, hey, what doyou want for Christmas?
And I'm like, bro, just justthrow money my way, just make it
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rain on Christmas, how aboutthat?
I was like I don't, I don'treally care.
I'm like mom's the one whothinks I need to open things.
I really do not need to open athing.
I can open a gift card, I canopen any card with cash in it.
Like, I'm still opening shit,you still need to open that to
get to the prize, okay, so I, uh, I was like she can just give
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you.
Guys can just give me money andI'm fine, I don't need to open
anything.
So they took me seriously thisyear and that's what they gave
me was money, which was perfect.
I'm like, please, man, I don't,I have room for more shit, but
don't buy me anything that Ineed to like pack up.
I have to walk up three fuckingflights of stairs with a box
and a half of shit that you guysfelt I needed for fucking
Christmas Last year was dope,though she gave me some ninja
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shit, my ninja pots and pansHoly fuck.
I was like hell.
Yeah, bro, what Motherfucker?
Click, there we go.
Yeah, those pots and pans haveserved their purpose for sure.
Okay, let's see.
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So Christmas has come and gone.
The next one is going to befucking New Year's, and I've
already resigned myself to theidea of making a honey-baked ham
, and apparently someone wantsblack-eyed peas.
So I guess I'm doing thatReally resentful in my voice,
even though he does everythingfor for me, I just have to like
buy the shit to make it.
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So I'll probably have to dothat over the weekend or see if
Walmart can do some shippingshit to my apartment, because I
really I can't be bothered to goto stores.
Do you know how many fuckingdelivery services I use, whether
it's Uber, eats, shipt, walmartPlus, whatever?
If I never have to go into astore again, that would just
make my life so much better, andthis is why I get pissed off
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that I have to go.
Here's the only thing that Idon't like waiting for
technology.
So this is why I will not go toAT&T to pick up a fucking watch
.
I'm not doing it.
You are not going to have me dothat shit.
You know why?
Because I don't want to breatheother people's air.
If I go to AT&T, it'll be whenit opens, because I want to have
that conversation and leave.
One time when I moved down here,okay, I had the opportunity to
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switch phones, so I went and Iswitched and got a red iPhone 13
or 12.
I don't remember, but Iswitched and I got a red iPhone,
loved it, loved it, loved it.
And then, of course, I go toAT&T and I think I'm there early
enough.
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I get there and there's like amillion people there and I'm
like what are they giving awayshit?
No, people are just conversingwith the staff and doing old
people shit like oh, how's yourwife, how's your family?
Do you actually know thisperson?
Or are you doing thisintentionally so that I can't
just get in and out, like thispast time when I got my iPhone
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14 Pro Max the huge one I was inand out.
That bitch.
They didn't even take my otherphone.
They're like you know what?
You're just going to have tomail that out.
And I was like motherfucker.
I was like you sure you don'twant to take this shit.
They're like no, we don't dothat anymore, you just take it
yourself now.
So basically I left with bothphones.
He's like the way the internetis set up in this building,
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it'll take us longer to set itup here than it would if you set
it up at home.
So I was like all right, fuckit.
So I took both phones and Ileft and you know it was quicker
.
It was kind of annoying, but itwas quicker, but it was nice.
I walked in and I left.
That's basically it, becauseI'd already paid for the shit on
my phone.
That's the funny part.
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They don't even let you like doany of that shit and then just
go get it.
Like you actually have to havethis shit delivered.
I don't get it, but whatever, Iwill never, I'll never do that.
So let's see.
So I opened Facebook the otherday and let me tell you, when I
say that there are certainthings that Facebook does not
need to have posted, it's one ofthese.
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Okay, let's read this out loudbecause apparently we all need
to hear it.
I can't find a source, but Iknow there have been cases where
a man has sex with one womanand then goes and have sex with
another woman women, excuse mebefore showering and some of the
first woman's eggs are still onhis penis.
They can implant into thesecond woman who can carry the
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first woman's child.
It is the same idea as medicalegg donors.
Now let me tell you something.
The science behind this wouldbe insane if that was it.
Okay.
Because what you're saying isthat you fuck a woman and their
eggs get on you somehow, okay,and you have like corncob dick
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because the eggs are there, andyou go and you fuck someone else
and the eggs just decide toleave the dick and go into this
other lady.
Okay, let's do the math, allright.
So we did A plus six plusexclamation point at sign equals
.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?
What are you talking about?
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Because, first of all sayingcorncob dick and then doing that
kind of math unbelievable, solet's try this again.
Unbelievable.
So let's try this again.
Let's try this again.
Let's do the math again.
Let's see if it makes sense.
G plus ampersand at signtriangle.
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Hexagon period equals you needJesus.
That's what that sentence is.
Okay, it makes no sense to mewhy people put this out there.
I don't even care if it's fakeeither.
Even if it's fake, you have tothink about the science, about
this, because eggs are not inthe vaginal canal, which is
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where the dick goes.
Maybe someone needs to teachthem or tell them they're doing
sex wrong, because the eggs hangout in the uterus.
So, unless you're saying thatyou know the dick is big enough
to surpass the cervix, let's doan anatomy thing.
So the dick goes into thevaginal canal and then there's a
little hole there called thecervix.
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If your dick can go past thecervix and up into the uterus,
we have about women have likefour or five inches of vaginal
canal before you even get to thecervix and up into the uterus.
We have about women have likefour or five inches of vaginal
canal before you even get to thecervix to then get to the
uterus.
Okay, how big is your dick?
How big is this dick?
How big is it?
Because that's insane and youshould be studied.
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It's the stupidest thing thatyou could ever open facebook to.
Okay, imagine if men actuallycarried the baby, by the way.
That would be fucking crazy.
Seahorses seahorses do that.
Male seahorses carry babies.
If men had to carry babies, Idon't think they could do it,
because there is something nowknown as the male flu.
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Okay, and that's just a coldthat women get, like the
threshold.
Threshold level is so crazy.
Dan's going to get mad at this,but I don't care.
And, yes, I mentioned his nameall the time.
So he wakes up and listens.
He's actually waiting atdiscord right now.
For me, that's so funny.
So women never actually saythey're sick and it would never
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happen even onto our deathbed.
We would still be trying tolike plan the day, even while
we're dying in bed, likeplanning an agenda Like what is
my family going to do before,after and around my time of
death?
That's the level of planning wehave.
So the male flu puts women assuperheroes, because even if I'm
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sick, I'm still going to do formy man.
When my man is sick, it'splease hold me, I'm tired, I'm
sweaty and I don't feel well.
And then we just pass sicknessback and forth Instead of just
quarantining, just stay in aroom where I'm not in.
Okay, pretend it's COVID, stayfar away.
I have another one.
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Here we go.
So I have a ring, I have a ringone, I have two ring ones, I
think Actually, no, I'll just doone, because I don't really
feel like looking on Facebookunder my saved for where I have
it.
So here we go.
Here's another one.
Well, folks, here it is myblatantly honest review.
This is my wedding set.
I've had it about two monthsnow and she's seen some shit.
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Literally.
I'm a farmer's wife, a cattlebuyer, and I get dirty.
I don't take off my jewelry foranything.
This beauty has been inside ofcows to pregnancy check,
ungloved, wrangled and wrestled.
Calves to vaccinate and deworm,butchered numerous birds and
hogs, and then some.
I wash my hands a ton, I kneadhundreds of loaves of bread
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every week, can and preservemany, many foods and am a mom to
six.
I'm probably one of thetoughest people on jewelry.
And she still holds up andshines bright.
She's been slammed againststall doors and cleaned a many
saddles too.
I'm honestly shocked at thequality for the amazingly low
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price we paid.
She's made out of my husband'sbaby gravy and quite the
conversation starter.
I'm rating her a five out offive.
I'm rating you a five out offive for get the fuck out of
here.
That's my, that's my, that's myscale.
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Okay, this story goes from okayto worse with each paragraph
and let me tell you the wellfolks here it is is one line
okay.
Then there's a paragraph wherethis is my wedding set.
The second paragraph is thisbeauty where this is my wedding
set.
The second paragraph is thisbeauty.
The third paragraph is she'sbeen slammed against all doors.
The last one with the rating isfour, one, two, three, one, two
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, three, four, five, excuse me.
So five out of five.
This lady's stupid, and so am I,because I can't count, excuse
me.
So I want to know who's havingconversations with her, because
either she has bad friends orsomeone pranked her so fucking
hard or bet her to do this.
Hey, why don't you go make aring out of your husband's jizz
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and see how long it lasts?
Like I really hope that thisisn't her actual set, because to
me it looks like an opal.
But you're telling me there'ssome sperms in there, some
archaic sperms.
Then I've got a whole assquestion for you.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Are you that chick?
Are you Marion from IndianaJones, who drinks dudes under
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the table?
And that's an old expressionExcuse me, she's not fucking
sucking dick under the table,it's.
You know someone who coulddrink until someone like falls
over.
I'm rating this shit a five outof five for nonsense, for
shenanigans.
That okay, so that that'sinsane for her.
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My other thing is is that I needpeople to like hide their freak
a little bit, like we're notmatching freaks out here anymore
.
Okay, when we're looking atrings, I send these to my
boyfriend because and my family,because my family needs to see
the shit that I'm exposed to onthe internet.
That makes me who I am.
There was another ring that Isent everybody that looked like
a vagina and the diamond waslike the clit, and this woman is
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probably just walking aroundwith this shit on her finger
talking about oh my God, Iwaited a year for this, or we
were together like seven yearsand this is my prize.
Bitch, that ain't no prize.
It's a vagina.
You got a pussy ring.
A pussy ring on your finger.
Pussy ring, a pussy ring onyour finger.
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Merry Christmas to me and myeyes that I got to see a gold
vagina.
Actually, it looked likefucking iron an iron vagina, the
iron box.
That's amazing, anyway.
So anyone else here.
I have one more thing onFacebook, and then I'm gonna
just be done with it.
There's this chick I sawyesterday and this is one of the
things I thought aboutovernight is that you know,
we're allotted a couple of lovesof our lives every now, and
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then this bitch has a new oneevery year and I need you guys
to like cool it with how publicyou are with your relationships
Because, cool, we're happy foryou, we love that for you, we
love that life.
Get yours Like, get yourpartner, get your lover your
life.
Soulmate, whatever.
Stop telling us about it everytime you change.
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One though.
Men are not interchangeablelike that, I'm sorry, they're
not.
Like.
Maybe when I was younger Iwould have thought so.
Like I'm 35, men are notinterchangeable.
Okay.
If there's a love of your life,be alone for a while.
Like, choose yourself.
This is the funny shit.
So she was engaged last I knewand I asked my friend Chuck I
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was like bruh, what is up withthis girl?
I'm like who is she with now?
And he's like I don't evenfucking know who that is.
Like we'd be looking onFacebook and asking each other
shit.
And I'm like bruh, who is thisguy?
Cause last I saw she wasengaged to somebody else who was
totally different.
I was like a year ago, today,what was this bitch doing?
He goes, I have no fucking idea.
He goes everybody's sluts outhere and I just die laughing
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because I'm like that's just whohe is.
He doesn't even mean that she'sa slut, he's just like fuck
these ho here.
Like that's his generalconsensus of bitches who do this
shit, which is hilarious.
But I'm also starting to agreeand seeing it.
So stuff like this makes me nosy.
I'm not that nosy of a person,because who has the time to give
a shit about something likethis?
Hopefully not me.
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But I was like oh okay, here wego.
And, of course, how many lovesare your life are you going to
have?
Let's be real.
Like this girl's been engaged,I feel like at least a handful
of times.
There's no real reason.
There's no real reason why sheis engaged this many times.
I want to know if she'scollecting rings like Thanos,
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because she should at this point, but she probably wouldn't even
know how to snap her fingers tomake us all disappear.
So her caption in the pictureshe posted for Christmas was
talking about this.
This was the funniest fuckingthing in this and every lifetime
.
I choose us, bitch, if you don'tchoose yourself, and shut the
fuck up.
Choose yourself and shut thefuck up.
Like, just go away for a littlebit, just just slightly a
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little bit.
Go away because I'm tired ofseeing your shit and asking
people about you, cause one dayI'm just gonna be like bitch.
What is you doing?
Have you been tested lately?
Shit, and asking people aboutyou, because one day I'm just
going to be like bitch.
What is you doing?
Have you been tested lately?
Because I heard about you and Iheard you're promiscuous and I
heard about your past and wejust don't have time, baby girl,
for any more of this shit.
And I'm like I'm sorry you'resad and lonely, but learn to be
alone, bitch.
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You learn some things aboutyourself and what you're not
willing to accept in yourloneliness.
So, anyway, that's, that's myFacebook rant.
Those are my three things fromFacebook that I cannot stand.
Here's the other thing I likewatching movies, but I hate when
they get some bad behind thescenes shit.
Have you heard this shit aboutJustin Baldoni and Blake Lively
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now?
Oh my glob.
Okay, hold on, let me read thisfucking original shit 20 hours
ago is this the?
Is this the one I want?
So let's see blake lively's.
Blake lively's claims that itends with us.
Director and co-star justinbaldoni unleashed a smear
campaign against her have gainedsupport from a new lawsuit that
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baldoni's former publicistfiled against him.
The lawsuit was lodged Tuesdayin New York State Court in
Manhattan by Stephanie Jones,who began representing Baldoni
in 2017.
It said the actor and his movieproduction company, wayfarer,
expanded their contract in 2020,agreeing to pay a $25,000
monthly fee.
The lawsuit alleged thatBaldoni and Wayfarer, last
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August when the film wasreleased, teamed up with
publicists to try and bury anddestroy Lively, amid fears that
allegations of misogynistic andtoxic onset behavior as the
romantic drama was made mightharm his reputation and career.
Jones sought unspecifieddamages from the defendants,
including Jennifer Abel, aformer fucking ad, a former
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goddammit employee, who says shecarried out who she says
carried out the campaign todamage Lively and muddy the
reputation of Jones.
Bitch, this Associated Pressshit is gonna.
The lawsuit alleges that Abelwas fired after Jones learned on
August 21st that Abel hadstolen more than 70 proprietary
and sensitive business documentsand additional client leads
from Jonesworks as Abel preparedto leave the firm to start her
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own publicity company takingalong Baldoni and Wayfarer as
clients.
All right, here we go.
This is the one that I want.
This is the one that I want.
I don't care about this othershit.
Blake Lively has accused her itEnds With Us director and
co-star Justin Baldoni of sexualharassment on the set of the
movie and a subsequent effort todestroy her reputation in a
legal complaint.
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The complaint obtained by theAssociated Press, which the New
York Times reported was filedFriday with the California Civil
Rights Department, precedes alawsuit.
It names Baldoni, the studiobehind the romantic drama it
Ends With Us and Baldoni'spublicist among the defendants.
In the complaint, livelyaccuses Baldoni and the studio
of embarking on a multi-tieredplan to damage her reputation
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following a meeting in which sheand her husband, ryan Reynolds,
addressed repeated sexualharassment and other disturbing
behavior by Baldoni and aproducer on the movie.
The plan, the complaint said,included a proposal to plant
theories on online messageboards, engineer a social media
campaign and place news storiescritical of Lively Baldoni.
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Stop this shit.
Ap.
Baldoni enlisted publicists andcrisis managers in a
sophisticated, coordinated andwell-financed retaliation plan
meant to bury and destroy Livelyif she went public with her
on-set concerns.
That's crazy.
To safeguard against the riskof Miss Lively ever revealing
the truth about Mr Baldoni.
The Baldoni Wayfarer teamcreated, planted, amplified and
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boosted content designed toeviscerate Miss Lively's
credibility.
They engaged in the sametechniques to bolster Mr
Baldoni's credibility andsuppress any negative content
about him.
The complaint also says Baldoniabruptly pivoted away from the
movie's marketing plan and useddomestic violence survivor
content to protect his publicimage.
Brian Friedman, an attorneyrepresenting Baldoni Wayfarer
Studios, and its representatives, called the claims completely
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false, outrageous andintentionally salacious.
The guy looks like a fuckingidiot.
He looks like a fucking douchewho would do this shit.
If you look up Justin Baldoni,it looks like he's a sexual
harasser.
He should just walk up topeople and be like hi, my name
is Justin and I sexually harasswomen, like that's it.
He even put a movie out.
It Ends With Us, whichbasically is about some domestic
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violence, shit and badrelationships.
Who comes up with this shit?
People who do that shit.
That's.
Who comes up with that?
He pushed back against Lively'sallegations of a coordinated
campaign, saying the studioproactively hired a crisis
manager due to the multipledemands and threats made by Ms
Lively during production.
Friedman also said Livelythreatened to not appear on set
and not to promote the film ifher demands were not met.
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Those demands were notspecified in the statement, but
Lively's complaint lists 30demands that she said Baldoni
and others agreed to after theirtense sit-down over her hostile
work environment concernsagreed to after their tense
sit-down over her hostile workenvironment concerns.
Among them, no more showing ofnude videos or images of women
to Lively and others on set andno more discussions about
pornography, sexual experiencesor genitalia.
She also said Baldoni shouldnot ask her trainer about her
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weight without her consent,should not press her about her
religious beliefs and shouldmake no further mention of her
dead father.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
An intimacy coordinator wasalso required to be on set
whenever Lively shared a scenewith Baldoni, and he was barred
from entering her trailer or themakeup trailer while she was
undressed.
The demands also stipulatedthat there will be no more
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improvising of kissing scenes oradding of sex scenes to the
film outside of the ones in thescript Lively approved when she
signed on.
I hope that my legal actionhelps pull back the curtain on
these sinister retaliatorytactics to harm people who speak
up about misconduct and helpsprotect others who may be
targeted.
Lively said in a statement tothe Times.
A representative for Livelyreferred the AP to the Times
report in which Lively deniedplanting or spreading negative
information about Baldoni or thestudio.
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It ends with us.
An adaptation of ColleenHoover's best-selling 2016 novel
was released in August,exceeding box office
expectations with a $50 milliondebut, but the movie's release
was shrouded by speculation overdiscord between the lead pair.
Baldoni took a backseat inpromoting the film, while Lively
took center stage along withReynolds, who was on the press
circuit for Deadpool andWolverine at the same time.
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Baldoni, who starred in thetelenovela Send Up Jane the
Virgin, directed Five Feet Apartand wrote man Enough, a book
pushing back against traditionalnotions of masculinity, did
respond to the concerns that thefilm romanticized domestic
violence, telling the AP at thetime that critics were
absolutely entitled to thatopinion.
If anybody has had that reallife experience, I can imagine
how hard it would be to imaginetheir experience being in a
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romance novel.
To them, I would just offerthat we were very intentionally
in the making of this movie Veryintentional, by the way.
What the fuck An intimacycoordinator should always be
around with a man and a woman ina fucking movie like this, or
any fucking movie like this,especially if he looks like a
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dickhead.
Sorry, I'm looking at a pictureof him.
He looks like an asshole.
He looks like someone who wouldbe capable of doing this shit.
And don't tell me that'sprejudice looking at him.
Don't tell me anybody could dothis shit.
I don't care.
You put out a movie surroundinga bad fucking relationship and
Blake Lively did not feelcomfortable or safe with you.
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She's allowed to voice herconcerns and if you weren't
guilty of any of this shit, youwouldn't have fucking lawyered
up so quickly, would you?
Sure, it's to protect yourself.
You know what you only have todo Fucking apologize to her for
making her feel that way.
Maybe you won't lose yourreputation with the fucking
Academy Awards or whatever yourintentions are with this movie.
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Maybe man up as you say andfucking just deal with it.
Like these people in power likeincluding Alec Baldwin in this
gun shit.
Like these people in power likeincluding Alec Baldwin in this
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gun shit.
Can you just apologize for nothaving this woman on set who had
no business handling weaponryin a movie.
Someone fucking died on his setand they dismissed the charges
of a second trial.
I don't even know why.
We'll get into that another day.
But like just these men inHollywood bruh, like there's so
many you don't hear about thatare really good guys, but it's
always the dickheads who get theattention.
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It's always people like this whodo this shit to women in movies
and in real life that just getall the credit.
What happens to the woman thewoman's the bad guy for
reporting it and also a womanrepresenting him is absolutely
insane.
Let it be men, bitch, beforeyou get fucking chopped up too.
You know, like why are yourepresenting this?
Like, yeah, sure it's money.
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You could have plenty of othershit to do.
Bitch, you do not need torepresent or entangle your name
with any of this.
Also, we've never even heardabout Johnny Depp's lawyer
anymore against Amber Heard.
But this is what I mean Womendo the work and get nothing.
Well, in that industry anyway,I don't care about getting
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credit, to be honest with you.
But Blake Lively should havefelt safe and she didn't and she
reported it.
Thank God she's got fuckingRyan Reynolds, because that
man's going to handle businessand you know it.
That man's not letting this guyget away with shit, and
everybody else on the set,including a male co-star, said
the same shit about him.
Okay, sketchy as fuck this guyis.
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So like ain't no reason forthem to not believe any of them
for that.
So it's just outrageous.
And I wanted to see that movieso bad I think I might just read
the book.
I wanted to see that movie, Ihad high interest in it, and now
I just don't want to even dealwith it because the whole time
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I'm going to look at him and belike you, fucking piece of shit,
like you.
Just you ruined this movie forme, bro.
You ruined it.
I was so excited to be like apart of this whole thing and be
like wow, that was fuckingcontroversial as shit.
But you put this dark cloud overit because you couldn't just be
you know justin, and not justinbaldoni, the producer and all
(54:02):
the shit.
No, bruh, you couldn't just bea down-to-earth person who
remembers where they came from,to humble himself and be like
you know what?
I'm really, really sorry aboutthat.
You went to smear her instead,because she had demands and
things that should just be aright, things she's entitled to.
Like what?
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Like?
She shouldn't be concerned thatyou're going to walk in on her
while she's nude.
Her husband can't always bethere, and if he was there and
saw you, he'd probably beat yourass.
So what's up, you weak ass man?
Anyway, sorry, that shit justmakes me so angry.
Like it just makes me angry,anyway.
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So I hope anyone has some goodresolutions.
My hope is to be a little lesspissed off at men doing stupid
shit.
But who knows, maybe, you know,today I'll find another reason
to be pissed off at another guy,but we'll see.
Anyway, so I'm hoping everybodyhas a fabulous New Year.
By the next time we speak it'llbe 2025.
(55:07):
How crazy is that?
Somebody in my team chat earliersaid that there's only five
days left in 2024.
And I'm like girl, I know weall got calendars.
No, I just gave it a thumbs upand like, kept going.
But like I know, I know, youknow how I know, because I'm
gonna be 36 next year and I'mnot ready.
I'm getting closer to 40 andI'm not ready.
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There's so many things I feellike I have not done.
Anyway, we'll resolve that nextyear, I guess, when I get to 36
.
But yes, I hope you guys have agreat rest of your day and
enjoy your upcoming weekend.
We'll see how I do after thisdinner.
Maybe I'll take some notes withmy uncle and shit, but I love
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you guys so much.
Thank you for taking the timeto listen this week and I'll
speak to you next week.
Love you guys.
Bye, thank you.
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