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what's up my people?
Another week of fun, anotherweek of festivities.
Hope everyone had a good NewYear's Eve.
New Year's Day.
I know I already addressed thiswith you guys.
This is ridiculous, though Ican't remember, I can't speak
words properly.
It's fantastic.
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I'm really getting sick ofseeing this whole Justin Baldoni
versus Blake Lively shit Like.
Who the fuck is still worriedabout this shit?
Here's my problem with it.
My problem with it is thatcelebrities like are in the mood
to take each other down.
I feel like, like Megan Foxcalled Michael Bay a fucking
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Nazi, she got thrown offTransformers.
Now Justin Baldoni and BlakeLively are going back and forth,
which also roped in fuckingHugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds
because they were in a movietogether.
It's so fucking crazy.
Like you know, celebrities arejust trying to take each other
out, and what's funnier is thatnone of them showed up to
fucking the Golden Globes, and Ithink Deadpool versus Deadpool
and Wolverine was fuckingnominated.
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Maybe I don't.
None of them showed up tofucking the golden globes and I
think deadpool versus deadpooland wolverine was fucking
nominated.
Maybe I don't remember, butcome on, enough's.
Enough like this is theentertainment you're providing
to us.
Just do another fucking moviewhere you both look like
assholes and just be chill.
Now they're saying some othercrazy shit like his.
His company, I said I think,posted something about how Blake
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Lively forced him to be likelocked away or some shit, which
I think is stupid as fuck.
Stupid as fuck.
Let's see.
Justin Baldoni's lawyer vows torelease evidence of Blake
Lively's pattern of bullying.
We have the receipts.
Can we do something else withour time?
Can we do something else withour time?
Can we do something else withour time?
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I feel like there's so manyother things we could do, so
let's, let's read this, let'swaste some more time and focus
on this shit.
Justin Baldoni's lawyer isdoubling down on his legal
battle with Blake Lively.
Is accusing Justin Baldoni ofweaponizing the media when he
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claims her own team orchestratedthis vicious attack by sending
the New York Times grosslyedited documents prior to even
filing the complaint, releasingall of the evidence which will
show a pattern of bullying andthreats to take over the movie.
Friedman adds, alleging none ofthis will come as a surprise
because, consistent with herpast behavior, blake Lively used
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other people to communicatethose threats and bully her way
to get whatever she wanted.
We've all the receipts and more.
Friedman's statement comes asLively, who starred alongside
Baldoni in it Ends With Us,filed a lawsuit against the star
and others, including Baldoni'sproducing partners and
publicists, alleging sexualharassment and a retaliatory
smear campaign to tarnish herreputation.
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On Monday, january 6th, lively'slegal team told people that her
serious claims of sexualharassment and retaliation,
first lodged in Californiacomplaint on December 20th, are
backed by concrete facts.
This is not a feud arising fromcreative differences or a
he-said-she-said-out situation.
Her lawyer's statement read asalleged in Ms Lively's complaint
and as we will prove inlitigation, wayfarer Studios and
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its associates engaged inunlawful retaliatory
astroturfing against Ms Livelyfor simply trying to protect
herself and others on a film set, and their response to the
lawsuit has been to launch moreattacks against Ms Lively since
her filing.
Hold on one second here.
I love how long it takes mycomputer to just fucking be
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chill and my manager's just notlooking at my message.
It's hilarious.
Let's see.
The attorney's statementscontinued.
Sexual harassment andretaliation are illegal in every
workplace and in every industry.
A classic tactic to distractfrom allegations of this type of
misconduct is to blame thevictim by suggesting that they
invited the conduct, brought iton themselves, misunderstood the
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intentions or even lied theywrote.
Another classic tactic is toreverse the victim and offender
and suggest that the offender isactually the victim.
These concepts normalize andtrivialize allegations of
serious misconduct.
Most importantly, mediastatements are not a defense to
Ms Lively's legal claims.
We will continue to prosecuteher claims in federal court,
where the rule of law determineswho prevails, not hyperbole and
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threats threats.
In her initial filing, livelyclaimed Baldoni, who directed,
produced and starred in it EndsWith Us, exhibited disturbing
and unprofessional behavior thatled to a hostile work
environment.
The actress's complaintincludes accusations that
Baldoni and another producerentered her trailer uninvited
while she was undressed orvulnerable.
Alleges Baldoni suddenlypressured her to simulate full
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nudity in a birth scene andimprovised physical intimacy
that had not been rehearsed,choreographed or discussed with
Miss Lively with no intimacycoordinator.
On December 31st, baldoni alsofiled a $250 million lawsuit
against the New York Times overthe newspaper's December 21st
article about Lively's complaint, alleging it was the actors who
engaged in a calculated smearcampaign.
In a previous statement toPeople, friedman alleged that
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Lively's complaint was filed tofix her negative reputation.
The attorney has also calledher claims false, outrageous and
intentionally salacious.
I don't like her as an actress.
I never have.
She might have been cool inGossip Girl, but I didn't want
to watch that show.
Never have.
I've never wanted to seeanything she's ever been in.
I've never heard anyone say, ohmy God, did you see that new
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Blake Lively thing, have youguys?
Has anyone ever seen?
Like, maybe, like what was it?
A small one, small favor wasprobably good because Anna
Kendrick was in it, or what wasit A perfect crime or something
like that?
Some show where she was a spyor something and was working
alongside or fucking around withAnna Kendrick or something.
I forgot what the name of themovie is, but that I want to see
because of Anna Kendrick, notbecause of Blake Lively.
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Nobody I know has ever said thatthis woman is an exquisite
actress.
I don't know.
I mean, maybe she's funny ormaybe Ryan Reynolds carries the
funny for both of them whofucking knows?
But this shit is getting sostupid, especially dragging in
Hugh Jackman who has his ownfucking problems and we'll get
to that.
But what I want to talk aboutalso is how are we back to army
hammer dude, he's not badlooking, he just looks like he
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looks crazy.
This picture I'm looking at ofhim his eyes are fucking I'm.
I've killed someone eyes.
This is a good one.
So entertainment weekly put outan article and I got an email
for it, saying army hammerlikens scandal to kink, shaming,
talks, deluge of bad press andliving in a tiny ass apartment.
Yeah, bro, when you have $0,you have to live in a tiny
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apartment.
Hammer thinks people welcome thesalacious story of his abuse
allegations because they weredeeply unhappy with their own
lives.
This is going to be phenomenal.
Already, armie Hammer isopening up about his life since
leaving Hollywood in 2021 duringthe COVID pandemic.
He had no choice.
He was forced out, you cannibal.
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The world seemed like it wasfalling apart and people were
just deeply unhappy with theirown lives.
Hammer speculated on a recentepisode of Christina Pazitsky
and Tom Segura's your Mom'sHouse podcast.
I love Christina P.
She's fucking hilarious.
If you ever get a chance to seeone of her specials, please do
it.
I can't recommend it enough.
And then this salacious storycomes around, where this actor
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wants to murder and eat peopleand all of a sudden, everyone's
like oh, this is so much morefun to focus on the fact that I
can't leave my living room.
No, bruh, it's because so manywomen said you were a fucking
freak.
It's not about COVID, don'tdeflect.
The first salacious story aboutHammer came in January 2021.
First of all, they putsalacious story in quotes
because they're like we don'tgive a fuck about army Hammer
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when he quit social media in thewake of several disturbing
sexual assault allegations madeagainst him, hammer was accused
of rape and other acts ofviolence.
Two months later by ex EffieAngelova, whom he dated on and
off for four years.
Further allegations andlawsuits followed, prompting
Hammer to quit Hollywood andsell timeshares on the Cayman
Islands for a brief stint.
In May 2023, the Los AngelesCounty District Attorney's
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Office announced that it wouldnot file sexual assault charges
against the actor, citinginsufficient evidence and the
complexity of the relationshipbetween the actor and his
accuser.
What the fuck does that mean?
What does it mean?
What's too complex between them?
They were fucking.
He wanted to actually eat her,like in fucking American Psycho,
and that's it.
What's complex about that?
Anyway, among the allegationsmade against Hammer were those
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that claim the call me by yourname actor harbors erotic,
cannibalistic fantasies.
Discussing his sexuality, hammerexplained to Segura and
Pazitsky that he enjoys tyinghis partner up during intimate
play.
I like the idea that you are socompletely mine.
Yeah, I can do whatever I wantand you love it because you know
you're mine.
This guy's trying to turn me onthis possession kind of thing.
He continued.
That's just fun to talk about.
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And, by the way, especially ifyou're drunk or stoned or high
at night and you're textingwhile you're saying it, you're
chuckling to yourself like I'mgoing to fucking cut your toe
off and keep it in my pocket soI got a piece of you everywhere
I go.
That's crazy.
You can't say that.
You can't be okay, that's howyou get in trouble.
Stupid, that's how you get introuble.
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Hammer feels that he has beensingled out for condemnation for
his sexual proclivities.
I love that word.
If anyone took anyone's bedroomconversation, specifically if
people were having a little bitof sexy time, he said, and they
took the shit that they said,even if it was completely
vanilla and you read thatsomewhere else out of context,
everyone's going to go.
You guys are fucking disgusting.
The volume of texts and privatemessage threads that was
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published with the allegationsmade against Hammer exposed
intimate thoughts and momentsand experience.
Hammer likens to being leftstanding there naked in front of
the world with all yourproclivities or kinks being
judged by the world, now livingin a self-described tiny ass
apartment.
Hammer went on to psychoanalyzehis sex drive.
People were my bags of dopewith skin on it.
You sound like a murderer.
Nothing he said so far makeshim sound good.
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He's trying to seduce us withthe idea that he wants to keep a
piece of us with him byquote-unquote metaphorically
cutting off a piece of their toewhat the hell?
Or cutting off the toe excuse.
Cutting off a piece of theirtoe what the hell?
Or cutting off the toe, excuseme, not a piece of Bags of skin,
oh my God.
Speculate Hammer went on topsychoanalyze his sex drive.
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Speculate why the women he wasinvolved with may not hold him
in high esteem.
I will scoop these girls up,take them on a whirlwind month
and a half, then I'm going tobounce and go do it with someone
else and ponder the legacy ofhis actions on his own family.
I also am well aware that mydaughter and son are going to
get to a certain point wherethey go do therapy and then go.
I hate my dad too.
Hammer briefly broke hisHollywood hiatus with a music
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video appearance in Decemberthat made light of the
cannibalism allegations, and hewill return to the big screen
with Liam H Macy starringWestern Frontier Crucible, okay.
Okay, by the way, the firstcomment on this article for
Entertainment Weekly is fromsomeone named Cats Babe.
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It says Does anyone rememberfrom a long time ago when Prince
Charles now King told Camillahe wanted to be her tampon?
No, no, does anyone else?
No, does anyone else who wouldsay that?
Did anyone else remember that?
I've never heard that before.
Also, I don't live in the UK,so I don't know what news they
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think is okay to tell us aboutthem.
Let's see.
Someone else said anybody, seethe documentary about him.
Man was born into wealth andprivilege.
His whole family is interesting.
Not in a good way either.
His documentary was just asdisturbing as Kevin Spacey's
documentary.
Sometimes money just magnifiesone's problems, which he's said.
Girl, if you watch thedocumentary, he said that that's
, he was born into that shit andthat's why he did it.
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That's why he acted.
A fool, let's see, let's see,let's see.
So shifts blame to others.
Even his explanations arecreepy as hell.
Girl, get a life.
I don't care much for this guyat all.
After reading this about himself, I think that he's the one that
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needs therapy.
Doesn't sound like he's changedany after narrowly avoiding
criminal charges.
See, this is what I hate abouthumans.
Okay, he's trying to.
He's not saying that he needsto change.
He's saying that people'ssexuality, people like to hide
their sexuality.
There are people like him whoget exposed and then are freaks
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because they wear their freak ontheir sleeve, whatever.
And then there's people thatnot me, because I'll tell you
what the fuck's up who like topretend that they're prudish,
but I'm sure if you went throughtheir phone, it's the same
exact thing.
It's the same exact thing.
You guys are saying some wildshit to each other.
People have sent nudes to eachother.
The fucking, what shit did Iwatch the fucking lady who liked
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to stick things in her butt onvideo, that documentary against
that asshole who was doingrevenge porn.
I forgot his name because he'sa piece of shit and not worth
remembering.
He got like almost no time forthat.
I think he got like two years,which I think is insane.
You posted people's shitwithout their consent and then
tried to dox them with theiraddress and shit.
That's hilarious.
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Cannibal Ken that was his namein the music video.
That's.
That's outrageously funny.
I don't know who comes up withthis shit.
But let me tell you something.
Let him just come back.
It's the same thing thathappened with fucking Chris
D'Elia.
Okay, chris D'Elia has comeback and is way better than he
ever was, because he has no fearof Hollywood anymore, because
he's been canceled.
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People like, people who have tolike.
There's this whole mindset thatyou have to follow the mores of
fucking society these days, andit's not that if people want to
actually be free and bethemselves, they have to be able
to be who they are.
If this is who he is, let himbe who he is Little freak with
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crazy killer eyes.
He's cool, though he's cool.
He gets to next to me on thetrain.
To hell he can sit by me.
I don't even know if we're inthe same age range.
Isn't that weird?
Like there's celebrities thatjust come out now and they're
like oh hey, that person's 38.
Jesus Christ, I'm 35.
What do you mean?
Just like fucking Jon Hamm.
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I think he first got big whenhe was 40, which is insane
because he's incredibly talented.
But they have to stop obsessingover the size of his dick and
like gray sweatpants.
Like that has to stop.
And anyway, I love how one noteauto-corrected Hugh Jackman's
last name Fuck that cough hurt.
Um, so Hugh Jackman is.
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This is what I wanted to circleback to from the Blake Lively
shit.
Hugh Jackman did not show upfor the Golden Globes alongside
Ryan Reynolds or Blake Livelybecause of the stupid shit
that's going down, which not fornothing, I'd have went.
Fuck all that shit.
And this goes back to what I'msaying Like, if you're going to
be, if you're going to do thisshit and you're going to act
like you're in the right, showup to things.
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Show up to things.
Why are we hiding Like you're acelebrity?
This is your thing.
Why are we not going like that?
I hope that was the fuckingargument over that.
And also I find anotherrelationship that's weird, which
is Ava Mendez and Ryan Gosling.
The whole thing behind theirrelationship has me so weirded
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out.
Not that she made great moviesanyway, but like part of their
agreement to having kids wasthat she would give up her
career to stay home.
And I don't even know like theymight be secretly married, but
they weren't before they wentinto this shit.
So I'm like what do you mean?
I have to give up my career?
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I'm not that I'm doing greatmovies Like she was in some.
She was in hitch.
That was like one of the betterthings I saw her and sorry for
the squeaking is the chair, I'mtrying to get comfortable, um,
but like she, she was an okayactress.
There's nothing wrong withanything she does, it's just
they don't.
This is what this is.
My comparison with her andmegan fox is that they give
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these actors and actresses suchmediocre shit, like I saw
subservience.
That has to be the best thingI've ever seen.
With Megan Fox in it.
She played the part so goodthat I hope they make a second
one.
I hope they make a second onebecause that shit is going to be
just as good as the first one,if not better.
So I need to see that.
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So, anyway, hugh Jackman backto him.
So I need to see that.
So, anyway, hugh Jackman backto him.
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So Hugh Jackman is now out andabout with Sutton Foster, which
I think American actress andvisual artist who's won two
awards for best, two Tony Awardsfor best actress in a musical.
So how long have they beenfriends?
Because the whole thing wasthat he was supposedly cheating
on his wife or getting toooverly friendly with this chick.
Holy hell.
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He's known her kind of since2002, 2008, 2014, 2017, 2019.
So 2019, he took the lead asHarold Hill in the Music man
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Shared that Sutton Foster wouldbe joining the cast by sharing a
throwback of them at the 2014Tonys.
2020, the X-Men star and theBunhead celeb had their first
workshop for the music man in2020.
2021 he is smiling like if he,if he unclenched his face, it
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was going to break into amillion pieces.
Like that's how hard he issmiling.
In 2022, the music man hostedits opening night and jackman
and foster posted for picturestogether.
Let's see while foster andjackman and Foster posted for
pictures together.
Let's see While Foster andJackman have admitted they were
immediately initiallyintimidated to work together.
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She noted they ended up forminga friendship.
He has an impeccable reputationof being the hardest working
man, incredibly kind andgenerous and all of that is true
.
Calm down, slut.
He disarms everyone, he doesn'tmake anything about him and
he's now become one of my bestfriends with benefits.
No, I'm kidding, oh shit.
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Uncle hugh is now daddy hugh,hold up.
Music man's final curtain callwas in january, but it wasn't
the only thing to come to an end.
In september of that thatJackman and his wife of 27 years
, deborah Lee Furness, announcedtheir split.
We've been blessed to sharealmost three decades together as
husband and wife in a wonderful, loving marriage.
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Our journey now is shifting andwe have decided to separate to
pursue our individual growth.
She's old, she is old.
She's like 20 years his senior.
She is old, she's like 20 years, his senior.
Let's see.
Still, they appear to remain ongood terms, with his rep
confirming to page six.
The two celebrated Jackman's55th birthday at Polo Bar in New
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York.
He's 55.
I think she's like 20 yearsolder than him.
Hold up In 2024, in October, so10 months after he.
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait.
January 2023.
She fucking Okay.
January 2023, october 2024.
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Foster filed for divorce fromher husband of 10 years.
That's insane.
Yo get this ad out of my face.
After sparking dating rumors,jackman and foster appeared to
confirm their romance bystepping out hand in hand.
The sighting came two daysafter jackman was seen attending
foster's performance of onceupon a mattress in la listen,
listen, okay, let people behappy.
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I feel like people magazine andall this shit that focus on
celebrities is like Facebookannouncements for regular people
Because, honestly, we don'tcare about each other.
We care about what's going onin their lives.
To distract from what we havegoing on.
And if that man wants to date ayounger woman, good for him.
Good for him.
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He lasted with old vagina for avery long time and he decided,
hey, this, uh, this, the youngervagina that I danced next to
all the time might suit mebetter.
Whatever, good for him.
I've just learned that allcelebrities are sluts and
ill-tempered.
And what's going on with ArianaGrande?
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She looks like what theoriginal Ariana Grande ate and
then threw up.
I can see her bones.
I feel like I could see herfucking heart through her body.
She's so pale and so skinny andI really don't know what the
fucking thing is with that.
But fix it bitch, fix it bitch.
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So I think I talked about thislast time.
But it seems as though when Irewatch shows, I've noticed
things about the shows and thecharacters and such where I'm
like why, why did you do this tothis character?
They were fine, they werelikable, whatever, whatever.
Then of course, you know theymake them terrible.
My only example of this iswatching the Office and seeing
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Andy's like Andy's growthprofessionally on the show, like
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you remember well, somewheredown the line in the series when
Pam decides she's going to quitand work with Michael and them
be in their own, like MichaelScott paper company shit, when
that whole thing happened, whichI thought was also messy
writing.
It was cool, though, becausethey introduced Idris Elba, so
it was weird to hear him speakwithout his accent though, and I
also think it's really coolthat he's a DJ.
But that whole Michael Scottpaper company thing I don't
think we really needed, but Iguess if it was like a jump the
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shark type of thing, which iswhat used to be a thing in TV I
don't know if it is anymore, butI don't understand it.
But I'm going to go as far as tosay that you know they hire
Aaron, who you forget.
Her first name is Kelly Kelly.
Aaron Hannon is crazy.
That's very Irish.
Um, they say a lot of profoundthings in the show.
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They say a lot of profoundthings in the show, and one of
the one time that this happensis when um Aaron decides she's
going to stay at um, stay inFlorida, like when they go do
the thing in Tallahassee.
Let's go back, though.
I'm sorry I did this wholething wrong.
So Andy like starts to dig Aaron.
So Andy like starts to digAaron.
Then Aaron starts to dig Andy,but he's dating someone else.
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And then he's dating someoneelse, but then Aaron decides
she's going to stay inTallahassee when they do this
other shit and Aaron got hiredbecause Pam left to work with
the store in Tallahassee becausethey were going to do a saber
store that she's just not goingto come back Because at this
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point she has nothing to comeback to, she's not dating
anybody, she's just at the pointwhere she wants to be alone.
When Andy misses his chance,she dates Gabe, and then she
finds Gabe disgusting with histrowel, she finds him disgusting
.
So they move on.
And that's when she leaves forTallahassee.
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He decides, andy decides thatwhile he's dating I forget what
her damn name is Jessica.
Okay, andy dates Jessica, whodoesn't work there, and he
decides while he's dating thisother chick that he's going to
drive down to Tallahassee to goget Aaron back.
And then it starts a whole otherspiral of another stupid
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storyline, with Nellie steppinginto the seat because he's not
around as manager.
So that's that.
But he says the most profoundthing because Aaron's like you
know, I really appreciate youcoming down here, but she's like
I don't really feel that wayabout you and she's like you
kind of broke my heart and hegoes you broke my heart too, and
she goes.
Well, you broke my heart morerecently and more often.
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And he's like, and he says likeI'm sorry we didn't love each
other at the same time,something like that, I'm sorry
we had not loved each other atthe same time, something crazy
like that.
He tries to be real poeticabout it and I was like you know
, when you pay attention tothese shows, they actually say
some pretty cool shit.
But I don't like what they didto Andy, which is they made him
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His character growth was cool.
Then he did this shit, whichwas still funny.
Then Nelly takes over and hejust becomes a whiny little
bitch baby.
Then Nellie takes over and hejust becomes a whiny little
bitch baby.
Then he gets his job backbecause he convinces David
Wallace, a CFO, to reinvest inthe company after he got fired
or let go when Sabre took over.
Then, once that happens, hedecides he wants to go into
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acting, so he wants to leave areally stable job to go into
something that has no guaranteeof panning out for him and he
just becomes a really likeentitled dickhead, like,
especially when he comes back.
This is what he does.
He leaves again while datingAaron, because his family's life
falls apart and they lose theirmoney.
So then he decides that he'sgoing to take the ship, like the
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little the boat that was hisfamily's boat, because they have
no money now and instead oflike selling it is what they
planned on doing, they fuckingsail it to the Bahamas together
and Aaron.
Aaron doesn't hear from him asoften anymore and it just all
falls apart and she startsfalling for someone named oh my
God, I don't know what his nameis, but they call him Plop,
which is really stupid.
Let me see, hold on, what's hisactual name on here?
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Hold on, I'm looking.
What was his name?
Pete?
So Pete's name was Plop on theshow.
So Pete and Aaron get togetherand she's going to dump Andy as
soon as he gets back, and thenhe gets back a day earlier.
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So they have to kind of likepretend.
And then Aaron gets tired ofpretending and just walks in and
tells him hi, I don't want todate you anymore.
Pretty much like it wasn'tthose words exactly, but it's
pretty much the fact that youknow're no longer together and
you know she's moving on, butshe doesn't tell him who she's
dating.
So of course he figures it out.
But he doesn't remember thatplop's name is pete.
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So of course he gets a text.
She gets a text and he readsher phone off of her desk.
Like she leaves her phone onher desk unattended and he goes
into it.
Everybody, everybody's watchinghim do it and they're like
who's invading who's who'sprivacy now?
And it's like bitch, get awayfrom her phone Like this.
The people in that office wereway too nice to just let him
continue to do what he was doing.
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So of course now we find ourselfin a situation where he's he
gets upset and you know they'relike like look, you just have to
move on, like you really needto just get over it and stuff
like that, which isn't reallylike the nicest way to say it,
but it's the only way to say itbecause he's a baby about
everything.
So of course, what is this now?
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What's he talking about?
Oh, that's cool.
Spaghetti bowl for dinner.
That's cool.
Sorry, I got a text.
Um, so he becomes a little bitchboy and invites both Gabe and
Andy's ex I mean, not Andy's ex,pete's ex to come quote,
unquote work for the company.
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And it's just so that you know,do you feel comfortable working
with your ex?
I thought that was so funny.
And then, of course, course,you know he acts like a dickhead
to Nellie because he finallygets his job back and he just
decides he's going to continueto be a bitch to her.
And you know it affects Erin acertain way when she wants to
have like Nellie wants to adopta baby, that's like her main
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thing in her personal life onthe show, and then he decides he
doesn't want to write her areally good recommendation and
then aaron's crying about it andit just gets weird.
Just gets weird.
And then the whole thing withjim and pam and their whole need
to go to couples counselingbecause he wants to do his thing
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and she's like.
I don't really agree with thatbecause he went behind our back.
Like that show became such amess in the latter seasons that
I was like what the fuck even isthis?
Like the late later seasonsbefore, all the reconciliations
and shit kind of upset me.
And also I don't care for Karen.
Like he was never.
Jim was never going to loveKaren the way he loved Pam.
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So there's that.
Anyway, let's skip on over,because that was that's all I
wanted to do to go into that.
That was a lot of rambling forthe office.
I have to say, though, I'mreally impressed with how we
heard no drama about the GoldenGlobes this year, like there's
always something.
Like there's always a celebrityacting stupid or saying
something stupid.
Hold on a second here, secondhere, okay.
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So I have to check on, check onsomething.
So, um, nikki Glaser at thegolden globes.
She looked wonderful and I'veseen her do stand up Like I've
watched some of her, her shows,her specials and she's she, and
she did an excellent job.
There was no drama the next day.
You didn't hear anything badspoken about anybody.
She made jokes that actuallymade people laugh.
They said she was the firstfemale to host the Golden Globes
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in the 82 years of itsinstitution, because the last
time you saw a female host itwas Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.
Because the last time you saw afemale host it was Amy Poehler
and Tina Fey, and they've alwaysknocked it out of the park.
But one woman carrying it onher back like that for an entire
night is insane.
I'm tired of gettinginterruptions here.
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Okay, let's see.
So her monologue was hilarious.
I can't believe she got fuckingAdam Sandler to do Chalamet and
his crazy little voice.
If you haven't seen it, googleit or YouTube it.
Whatever, I do have a couple ofother things I want to talk
about, but it's probably goingto be a short episode.
I'm a little bit tired.
My throat's starting to hurt.
I went ahead yesterday.
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There's things at work that area little silly to me and it's
simple things really, so I putmy.
When I come into work, thefridge is fairly empty, so what
I do is is I put my lunch bag ina certain area so that it's out
of the way of people.
Someone some jackass yesterdaydecided that they were going to
legitimately put their bag infront of mine when there was
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like a Tetris space to the leftof my lunchbox where their shit
would have fit.
Why would you put it directlyin front of mine, is my question
, when you have room on the lefthand side of my bag?
My small bag of lunch likecannot understand it.
So there's that annoyinginstance where I just don't get
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it.
And then there's other shit thatI don't like either that when
people are trying to sound smartand they mispronounce words,
like it's one thing if you'retrying to be funny and
mispronounce a word.
But, like, there's people Ilisten to on podcasts and I've
said this before and I'm likereally into the story and
whatever's happening in it andthen they mispronounce a word
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and it's like, oh my god, I haveto hear the entire sentence
again because I don't know whatthey're talking about.
Like what did you say?
Like I don't understand.
So let me see something here.
Yeah, it's just annoying to me,like Chris D'Elia does it on
his podcast.
There's even some chicks that Ilistened to.
A true crime obsessed.
I haven't heard.
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No, not true crime obsessed.
What the fuck is the other showthat I listened to?
Hold on, hold, on, hold on Truecrime obsessed.
I love this bitch in this oneshow.
Does something else?
Hold on, what's my librarylooking like?
True crime obsessed.
They're fucking hilarious.
Obsessed.
They're fucking hilarious.
Crime junkie, crime junkie.
The chick could do all theresearch in the world.
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And when she mispronounces awhole sentence I'm like, oh,
this show has to go in the trash, doesn't it?
Because you can't mispronouncea word while you're trying to
sound smart, that automaticallylike negates the argument or the
sentence.
It gives less meaning to me ifyou're a smart person and you
say something wrong.
Like I said, it's one thing ifyou're set out of human, like
hilarity or whatever, but we'renot doing that when we're making
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serious sentences, like we'renot saying pretty attrition If
we're talking about seeing adoctor, I understand.
If you're saying it to be funny, like cultural appropriation or
appropriate like that, oh, comeon, bro, just swallow your
tongue and end it.
How does one even swallow theirtongue, like I've heard of that
being a thing, but I've neveractually like what.
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What is that Anyway?
Um, so this morning was fun.
Uh, I have one last story,cause I'm really fucking, I'm
getting tired.
Uh, well, there's a couple ofthings.
There's something on Facebookand then there's the Walmart
activities.
So this morning I tried to placea Walmart order for delivery
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and I get my delivery and Ichecked the.
I didn't really check the bagsat first.
I gave him the code so he couldleave and I uh, what'd you call
it?
I finally go through the bagswhen I put them on the counter
and only one item is one thingthat I ordered and I looked I
had looked at the Walmart orderin the app and nowhere did it
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show that any of thesesubstitutions were made.
There was a whole bunch offucking frozen vegetables.
There was a box of brown rice.
There was three packages ofground turkey.
There was two cans of pumpkinpie filling.
I'm like what diet is thisperson on?
Like ground turkey?
Suggests to me that you'retrying to lose some weight.
Brown rice also.
Then they got frozen peas,frozen green beans, frozen
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broccoli, frozen carrots.
So I'm like, all right, cool,this person is trying to do this
meal prep shit.
But then I'm like none of thisis my shit, none of it.
They had fuzzy socks that I waslike I will keep these, but I'm
throwing everything else out.
Luckily it was a clean garbagebag.
Because I got the wrong order.
I called Walmart, the Walmartcustomer service for online
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orders.
I call them.
They refund me as a Walmartcredit because it's quicker.
So I said, fine, I'll justplace a pickup order and go get
it.
So then, of course, um, after Iget off the phone with the
representative and she gives memy credit, I uh, oh, my God, I
do my pickup order.
Um, then I hear like a knock atmy door.
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I go back to the door.
It's the fucking guy thatdelivered the wrong food and he
had my order, so he had mycorrect shit.
So I was like, okay, cool,thank you, and he gives it to me
.
I give him back the shit,including the socks, and I was
like, here, this is everything.
I kept it.
And he was like, thank you somuch.
And then I put my stuff away,and then I canceled my stuff
away and then I canceled mypickup order.
So I basically got my groceriesfor free today.
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But could you imagine thefucking debacle that goes behind
doing that?
Let me see something here.
I got to send something to mymanager really quick.
Um was told to relay thisinformation.
Lauren, okay, okay, sorry, I'mtrying not to be that quiet, but
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on WebEx, cool.
So, because my manager'sleaving for the day soon and I
need to really get this resolved, I guess, but it's probably
going to be a whole debacle andit's really not.
I'm a reporting rep.
I don't have anything to dowith that, so I don't know why
it's even in my name, like acase was assigned to me that
someone from payroll should belooking at and I just don't get
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it.
So I'm just letting my managerknow.
This is what I was told torelay.
There's the details and this iswho I spoke to this morning.
Also, like I've spoken toeverybody.
Okay, can someone just tell mewhat the right fucking process
is so I can be done with it?
And I wish my manager wasn'tfucking subbing for someone else
who decided to be out.
Anyway, it's enough, that hurtsmy throat.
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It's enough.
Let's see what do we got onFacebook.
Let's see.
Oh right, this one, so this.
And he kept laughing while Iwas giving him head.
What does that mean?
And this has never happened tome, so I don't know.
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So of course, I went through thewhole.
I went through the comments andI was like I have to save this
for my people, says.
The first comment goes ittickles sometimes.
If he didn't tell you to stop,it's all good.
And then the chick goes truestory, what do you mean?
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You don't have a dick to tellhim that, like you don't have a
dick to agree with that.
Someone else said get a newcareer.
What the fuck?
Someone said I've never oncedealt with this, but I can
assure you it's not good.
Uh, girl, if you read up,you're wrong.
Some dude answered no, it'sgood, it means he's really.
He's really fucking halt.
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It's finally happening for himagain after a long dry spell.
The dry spell is time you wentwithout any sex for the women
out there.
That got guys lined up thatthey aren't even considering.
Maybe he's just happy to bethere.
He'd already finished anddidn't tell you.
Now he's sensitive.
Wait, you can't tell you Nowhe's sensitive.
Wait, you can't not tell if aguy's finished if you're giving
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him head.
That's insane.
To suggest that she wouldn'tknow.
That Feels so friggin amazingthat your body doesn't know how
to process it.
My wife considers it acompliment for me when that
happens.
When you laugh, bruh, ithappened to me once.
It was a sensory overload, aninvoluntary response.
It felt good, but too good.
Okay, he's ticklish.
We need more context, unless heyells ouch, or stop, keep going
and get extra sloppy with it.
Some people, some humans, justdon't need the internet.
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Some humans just don't need theinternet.
Let me see Ew, ew attaches andburrows into your flesh.
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If it's in your mouth, it swimsand climbs into your nasal
passages, in your ear and behindyour eyes.
Then it digs in, it enters yourbloodstream and collects in
your brain and spine likesomething out of a sci-fi movie.
It becomes a part of you andyou can't get rid of it.
We're only now beginning tounderstand the full power and
ramifications.
What is this psycho babble shit?
Am I in a sci-fi movie?
Whatck, this one's a funny one,what you look like?
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And it goes I'm ugly.
It sends a picture and theresponse is LOL, you right, you
freaky though.
Oh, my God, bruh, oh great,this is crazy.
So we're fancying up words nowDoctor overdoses at high society
, new York City cocaineapartment.
So the first comment goes oh,it's not a crack house, it's a
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cocaine apartment, not a drughouse, a drug home, it's not a
meth house, it's a crystalpalace.
I mean, you should have learnedthis when you learned about the
crack epidemic, but glad you'refinally here with us.
It features a lovely courtyardand not far from the main house
it has its own crackheadquarters.
And don't forget all the whitegirl household managers.
Jesus, mr Brownstone in abrownstone next, I'm pretty sure
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he'll never move on up with theJeffersons.
He'll always be a CD rundown,abandoned home with no plumbing.
Jesus Christ, it's not a traphouse, it's a curated pharmacy.
Pop up, that's a good one.
A trap house, it's a curatedpharmacy pop up, that's a good
one.
To prove people will argue overanything.
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Here is a stick.
That's stupid.
Let me see.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
What the fuck?
Oh, this one.
This was the other one I wantedto read, and then I'm fucking
out because I'm tapping out realslow.
I'm fading.
My grandma's pregnant.
She's only 46, so we werepretty excited at first, but now
she's claiming my husband isthe father.
I don't know what to do.
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He does spend.
He does spend a lot of timequote unquote helping at her
house.
I can't believe he'd plow mygranny, though.
We have to wait months for apaternity test.
If it's his.
If it's his, will the baby bemy aunt, slash, uncle and
stepchild?
It's also worth noting that myhusband is both my brother and
my uncle, and my grandma is hisgrandma too, and also his
ex-girlfriend.
What is this?
I'm really not sure what to do.
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And no, this is not a stupidjoke, this is serious.
So please refrain from ruderesponses.
Don't post it then, if youdon't want rude responses,
because that's all this world isis rude as fuck.
Let's take a look at thesecomments.
The first one says me, justtrying to follow the genealogy
Same, same brother, same.
What else did I get?
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Who is it?
Leave me alone.
All enrollments are complete.
Okay, I don't give a fuck.
Sounds like it runs along thehorizon and stops at the first
crack in the sidewalk.
That family tree is a wreath.
Oh God Again, facebook is not adiary.
That's true, bro.
Stop blocking the group name.
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I want to join.
When you hear banjos in thebackground getting closer the
more you read, oh God, hi,welcome to my home.
Let me introduce you aroundhere.
This here is my uncle, junior,junior and this Stop.
What If you share grannies andonly went into this with that
info, how are you surprised?
He plowed granny once more.
Sister, get the fuck out ofhere, throw the whole away, just
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so the entire family away.
I love people like that.
They should put birth controlin the water supply.
Family get-togethers are alsowhere they go to pick up dates.
How convenient.
Original poster mom and dadwere siblings, so her husband is
her uncle brother.
Therefore that would also behis.
Oh god, this is making me sick.
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The love child would be heruncle slash stepchild and
husband's uncle slash son.
But the funny part is the funpart is that granny's son slash
great grandchild, but also theoriginal poster's parents
sibling slash what?
Bruh family tree more like awreath.
Oh my fucking god, what, whatin the banjo music is going on
here.
If this is true, I hope thebaby's okay.
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I understand the heart wantswhat the heart wants.
However, I would not go to anyfamily gatherings anymore.
It sounds like there aresingles mingle.
Try to not encourage familyhookups going forward.
That's crazy.
At least y'all keeping it inthe family, just like royals.
I don't know if I should cuethe banjo or summon jerry
springer.
By the way, they added addedJerry Springer's documentary to
Netflix and I can't wait tofucking watch that shit.
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I can't wait to watch it.
Did I discuss a bit conned?
I don't remember if I did, butthat was a wild one, to where
this guy was scamming people outof money by pretending that you
could have a debit cardassociated with Bitcoin so you
could spend it at an ATM.
I think I mentioned this, butthat guy got no time for time
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like for good behavior, becausehe, you know, communicated with
the feds and help them.
That's insane.
Meanwhile, the other two peopleinvolved got time.
One of them got eight years.
Sorry, I had to yawn, I am sotired.
Yeah, I'm working from hometoday, so I'm in my nice comfy
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robe.
I hope you can't hear that fanin the background, but I am
chilling for the rest of the day.
I love you guys.
Thank you so much for listening.
I hope to have more content thenext week.
I've been really tired.
My head is hurting.
I feel kind of like of like, soI hope I have more.
But I did want to put somethingout because I can't just leave
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y'all hanging because you guysare dedicated.
So I'm going to be dedicated.
I'm going to try and build awebsite so that I can put all of
this shit together in one place, cause I have a lot of clips
from when I stream in Tik TOKI'm, I have a Twitch, I have
like a whole bunch of stuffgoing on and I kind of just want
to put it in one area.
So like a link for the podcast,a link for the Twitch, a link
for the TikToks, like just allin the same place so you can
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access it wherever you feel youcan.
But that's it.
Yeah, this week has beensomething else.
It's been a roller coaster ofemotions Going back into work,
obviously just not been feelingwell, dealing with some bug
issues in here again.
Nothing too crazy, though.
It's just annoying when you seelike one at a time and no
matter what you think you do toresolve the problem, it doesn't
get resolved.
But yeah, that's it for me forthis week.
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I hope you have a great rest ofyour week and, like I said, I
hope to be more prepared nextweek.
I'm hoping to maybe get a guestor something next week, so this
actually lasts a full hour.
I haven't done that and, likethis will be my second episode,
that's under an hour, but I loveyou guys and I will speak with
you next week.
Bye, thank you.