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Speaker 1 (00:42):
what's up my people?
Happy friday.
I had to record today becausemy sister well, yesterday the
boyfriend was homesick, so I hadto deal with that.
And then, of course, what elsehappened?
I was getting a little lazy, soI was like you know, I'm not
recording on a Saturday, even ifhe is at work.
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I'm going to record today whileeverybody's still asleep and
it's still early and I have nomeetings.
Oh yeah, that's what happened.
Yesterday.
I got some back to backmeetings.
That is what happened I forgot.
It's funny how you forget whatyou're doing when you're busy.
Um, so today might be a quickone, just in case.
So then nobody hops in here andtries to scare the shit out of
me while I'm streaming streaming, excuse me while I'm fucking
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chit-chatting with you guys.
What the fuck is this now?
Sorry, I keep seeing things atwork.
She keeps flashing in my facelike from the corner, like my
peripheral, whatever they callit.
So I only have a couple ofthings to talk about.
I had a doctor's appointmentyesterday and, of course, after
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the doctor's appointment, I wentto go get some medicine for the
guy and went to the store toget some stuff to make some
Spanish soup, I think they callit.
I've heard it been called likePuerto Rican penicillin, which I
always think is funny, becauseI'm like, what does that mean?
As you can tell, my allergiesare trying to take me.
Trying to take me today.
I'm a little tired.
Myfriend was trying to burn meout the bed.
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Where will Corinne get herpitter patter?
That's so funny.
I won't get it.
Hold up, I'm not going to getit.
Get it today, I guess.
Today, I guess.
Oh well, we have a littletradition that I do with some of
the people from my old teamwhere we do the pitter patter.
Let's get at her from LetterKenny, which is one of my
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favorite things to do.
So that's about it.
Why does it look like?
Well, I hope you guys can hearthis because for some reason
it's acting like it's notpicking me up, um, but I did put
headphones on and listen to thelast two minutes and was like,
oh, okay, it is recording.
So, like I said, I went to thestore yesterday and, um, I was
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going to get supplies, obviouslyto make Spanish soup and, uh,
some dayquil NyQuil to make himfeel better, and I think, I
think, I think his fever brokebecause he woke up all kinds of
sweaty, but he was back to likenormal temperature.
So today I will be washing a lotof bedsheets because, oh gross,
it's the first time he's beenthis sick in a while, though I
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think when we first starteddating was the last time he'd
been this sick.
So, but anyway, health-wiseeverything is good with me,
except these allergies everymorning are so stupid.
That's so funny, because thispitter patter thing is like
driving my old team wild.
Even one of the managers goeshow are we supposed to start the
day?
I guess we pack it in.
That's hilarious.
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Anyway, yeah, so went to thestore, got supplies Sorry, this
is taking forever because I keepgetting distracted like a baby,
this guy.
So I got all my supplies.
I'm walking out of the store,I've already paid for everything
and this guy is with his wife,and not only does he stop on the
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way out of the exit of Publix,okay, so he stopped dead in
front of me.
They both don't look behindthem to see if anybody else is
behind them, and then they startwalking again.
So it was like a quick stop andthen a go.
So I was like, all right, fuckit, whatever.
So of course, um, I'm stillbehind them with my cart of
stuff as I'm walking outside and, um, we crossed the street.
Whatever, I them with my cartof stuff as I'm walking outside,
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and we cross the streetwhenever I run with my cart
because people have no patiencein that parking lot.
And I'm one of those people.
I don't have patience in thatparking lot because people just
act like they're not people andthat if they get hit by a car it
doesn't matter.
It does it do be mattering?
So the guy, like he's walkingbehind the cars that are parked
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Okay, I'm still behind them.
I could see the back of both oftheir heads very clearly.
So of course I'm like all right, get to the other side.
Perfect, didn't get hit by acar, didn't almost get hit by a
car, followed proper pedestrianlaws, whatever.
This guy stops again behind anempty handicap spot with his
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cart, with his wife next to him,and he goes hey, what kind of
bird do you think that is?
To her, to his wife, and I'mlike bro, get the fuck out of my
way please.
I'm not in the mood for this.
It's like 445 and I want to getback home before all you dumb
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asses with the five o'clock rush, get out and start blocking up
traffic and shit.
So I was like who reallyfucking cares?
What kind of bird Are you goingto pull out a book?
Is that ornithologists?
I think ornithologists studybirds.
But I was like who reallyfucking cares?
What kind of bird Are you goingto pull out a book?
Is that ornithologists?
I think ornithologists studybirds.
But I was like is this guy goingto pull out a fucking book and
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start flipping through it orlearn how to do a bird call so
that he could properlycommunicate with this bird?
Like that's a question to askonce you finish food shopping.
What kind of bird is that?
Do you think I'm going to startdoing that, like in the middle
of conversation, even if I'm notoutside.
I'm just going to act like Isee a bird and I go, yo, what
kind of bird is that?
So they could be like there'sno bird and I'd be like are you
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sure?
Meanwhile they start to lookaround.
I wonder if that's what he didwhen he stopped in Publix,
because sometimes like birds, Iguess can get in.
But he turned around and I likeI being the nosy person, I am
turned to look at what he waspointing at and there was
nothing there either.
So I was very confused.
I was like this guy's justseeing birds in his head or what
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.
But that's, that's my nextthing.
I'm going to start pointing outrandom birds in conversation,
just to throw people off and seewhat happens.
I like to experiment withconversations.
I mean, what else is new?
What else are we going to do?
We can't change the Englishlanguage anymore.
Why not add some funky shit toit and make it interesting?
Let's say, I know there's a lotof sniffling and inhaling going
on.
I can't breathe out of my noseto save my fucking life.
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So every time I say a sentenceor two, I kind of like run out
of air.
Um, so Selena's killer, um, wasdenied parole yesterday, which I
think is hilarious, because Idon't know why she thinks she's
going to be safer on the outside.
Let's see, let's look thisbitch up real quick.
Yeah, yolanda Saldivar, that'sso fucking funny bro.
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So let's read the article thathas to do with why she thinks
she deserves to get out ofprison, because I think she
should just be in there and staysafe.
If she gets out, it's fuckingjust over.
If she gets out, someone isgladly going to trade places
with her in jail after killingher ass?
I don't think anybody cares.
So let's see.
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Yolanda Saldivar was the founderand president of the Tejano
Stars fan club.
Is there a fucking gnat in myface?
Sorry, see what I mean.
Is that a bird?
What kind of bird is that?
Yolanda Saldivar murdered Selenaon March 31st 1995.
She's claimed the shooting wasaccidental and that she was
convicted by public opinion.
Yeah, first of all, I wouldconvict her purely based on the
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fact of how she looks.
No, I'm kidding.
She's eligible for parole forthe first time on March 30th.
Okay.
So Sunday, this upcoming Sunday, the woman sentenced to life
what the fuck?
The woman sentenced to life inprison for murdering Tejano
superstar Selena QuintanillaPerez, is up for parole and says
she believes she deserves to beset free.
You are wrong and I'm gonnatell you so many reasons why in
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a minute.
Yolanda Saldivar, 64, who wasthe manager of Selena's clothing
boutiques, selena, etc.
And the founder and presidentof her fan club, shot and killed
the 23-year-old Grammy Awardwinning singer on March 31st
1995 at a Days Inn in CorpusChristi, texas.
By the way, if you ever read upon what happened or listen to a
podcast about what happened, itwas not great, it was not get
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out of here and that just likealmost flew into my mouth.
Anyway, what kind of word isthat?
Saldivar killed the Queen ofTejano after Selena's family
fired her over allegations sheforged checks to embezzle more
than $30,000 from the star's fanclub and boutiques.
On March 31st 1995, selena wentto Saldivar's motel room to
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pick up business records sheneeded to file taxes.
According to the courttestimony, saldivar pulled out a
gun and shot the singer in theback.
When Selena ran from the room,saldivar followed her in armed
pursuit to the lobby whereSelena collapsed, telling
employees that Saldivar had shother.
According to 1998 appellaterecords Listen, that's it.
The person who you shot wasstill alive to accuse you of
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shooting her.
That's it you done.
For the next nine hoursSaldivar sat in her truck where
she threatened to die by suicidebefore finally surrendering to
police.
She should have just killedherself, sorry, oops.
Selena was rushed to a localhospital where she died from
loss of blood and cardiac arrest.
Saldivar was convicted inOctober 1995 and sentenced to
life with the possibility ofparole in 30 years.
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Now that day has come, onSunday, march 30th.
She will be eligible for paroleat some point on that date or
shortly after she will go to theTexas Board of Pardons and
Paroles, who will decide whetheror not to release her.
Well, they already made thechoice not to.
A spokeswoman for the TexasBoard of Pardons and Paroles
said the board is expected tovote around that time, though
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there's no set date for when thedecision will be announced.
Saldivar and her family saythat she deserves to be freed.
Enough is enough.
An unnamed relative ofSaldivar's relatives told the
New York Post in March 2024, shefeels like she's a political
prisoner at this point.
She's ready to get out of jailbecause she believes she has
more than served her time.
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Salavar has maintained that theshooting is that a?
What bird is that?
What kind of bird is that?
Salavar has maintained that theshooting was accidental and
that selena's superstardominfluenced the sentence she
received.
I was convicted by publicopinion even before my trial
started.
She said in the 2024 oxygendocumentary documentary, selena
and yolanda the secrets betweenthem.
First of all, don't nobody careabout her opinion.
If you shot someone and theperson who killed you who you
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killed, excuse me said that youshot them, then yeah, you shot
them.
Why would she make that up?
There's a hole in her bodywhere there shouldn't be one.
Meanwhile, former Nueces CountyDistrict Attorney Carlos Valdez,
who prosecuted the high-profilecase, said granting Saldivar
parole would be a seriousmistake.
Lord knows what will happen ifshe's released.
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Based on what I've seen so far,I think it would be a serious
mistake to grant her parole.
I believe I really believe thatthe safest for Yolanda would
probably be where she is.
Yes, she's going to get killed.
According to the TexasDepartment of Criminal Justice's
website, saldivar is currentlyin the parole review process
which he started in October 2024.
Excuse me, I had a burp.
If approved for parole,saldivar can be what is it Shit?
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If approved for parole,saldivar can be released no
earlier than March 30th.
If she's denied release, hernext review will be from one to
five years from the decisiondate.
Let's see this shit now.
I'm so sorry.
That's so funny.
All right, CNN has the article.
Hopefully they don't try andstop me and be like hey, you get
a membership because the answeris no.
Okay.
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The woman who killed sorry, Ihad to take a sip of water
because this coffee is likeclogging me up, ew.
By the way, what kind of birdis that?
The woman who killed Tejanomusic icon Selena in 1995 has
been denied parole, and this wasThursday, this was yesterday.
The woman convicted of killingmusic legend Selena has been
denied parole after spendingdecades behind bars for fatally
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shooting the young singer at aTexas motel in 1995.
She is serving a life sentenceat the Patrick L O'Daniel prison
unit in Gatesville, texas.
By the way that's Texas, don'tthey have stricter laws than
that?
A three-member panel of theTexas Board of Pardons and
Paroles voted to not release her.
The panel said her case will beeligible to be reviewed again
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for parole in 2030.
She should just die in prison,just die there.
I know that sounds mean, butlike you killed someone who was
in the public eye, who wasbeloved by her people, and do
you think we're just going tolet you go?
Even if you do let go, I'mtelling you, bruh, she's going
to laugh.
She better go into, likewitness protection or some shit,
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because actually they'llrecognize her face anyway.
She's going to be fucking dead.
The singer known to her fans asSimply Selena was one of the
first Mexican-Americans to makeit to the mainstream music scene
.
It was on the verge of crossingover into the English language
pop market when she was killed.
This bitch looks fucking evil,based on the picture.
On the picture, saldivarfounded Selena's fan club and
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had been the manager of thesinger's clothing boutiques
until she was fired in earlyMarch 1995 after money was
discovered missing.
This gnat needs to leave mealone.
For real, selena, a CorpusChristi native, was 23 years old
when she was shot in the backwith a .38 caliber revolver at a
day's end.
Was it a day's end?
Yeah, she was able to run tothe motel lobby where she
collapsed and she was pronounceddead at a hospital an hour
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later.
Motel employees testified thatSelena named Yolanda in room 158
as her attacker.
It says I didn't mean to do it.
I didn't mean to kill anybody,so you brought a gun to do what
Talk do it.
I didn't mean to kill anybody,so you brought a gun to do what
Talk.
A sobbing Saldivar said duringa nine-hour standoff with police
.
She told police she had broughtthe .38 revolver to kill
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herself.
So you should have done that.
Be so fucking.
For real.
More than 50,000 people linedup to view Selena's body the day
before she was laid to rest inSeaside
Memorial Park.
On April 3rd 1995, just 13 daysbefore her wow, bruh 13 days
before her 24th birthdaySaldivar's retrial was moved to
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Houston because of the publicitysurrounding the case.
Saldivar testified that she hadintended to kill herself.
But during the confrontationwith Selena that the gun okay,
she said the gun misfired.
Yes, it accidentally.
Oh my God, your.
She said the gun misfired.
Yes, it accidentally.
Oh my God, your honor, itaccidentally misfired into
someone's spinal column.
It's not funny, but it's like.
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This is the excuse.
On October 23rd 1995, a jury inHouston convicted Saldivar of
first degree murder.
She was sentenced to life inprison with the possibility of
parole after30 years.
Here's the thing, though youcan't make this shit up, because
they will try it.
They will try and see what thepossibility of misfiring at
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someone at a certain angle, ifthe possibility is likely, if
they find out, or figure out bytesting, that it's a no, then
it's a no and you're going tojail.
What?
Okay, that you know it's fineto say that.
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It's fine to try and defendyourself in front of a jury of
your peers, but it's not goingto work because there's
technology and even though 1995and 2025 have a 30-year
difference, even if they were toretry her, I'm pretty sure
they'd get the same result.
And it's even more laughablethat a family member who said
enough's enough, doesn't wanttheir name in there.
You know why they don't wanttheir name in there Because
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they're going to be killed too,which isn't funny, but it's like
.
You know, I'm not sticking myneck out for a relative.
If it actually happened, likeif my mom goes and kills someone
, I'm telling cops that my momwent and killed someone, like I
love you, mom, but that's it.
It's not going to be any otherway
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than that.
So let's see, while in prison,saldivar, a former nurse,
obtained her paralegal andassociate degree in criminal
justice and has filed severalcivil rights complaints alleging
mistreatment by the state'sprison system.
According to court records, shealso helped other inmates to
file petitions.
Bruh, you killed someone andeverybody.
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So what's funny is thateverybody who goes into that
system comes out with some kindof legal degree.
Isn't that funny?
In court documents filed in2016, saldivar said she was
being held in protective custody, meaning she was segregated
from other inmates becauseprison officials were concerned
for her safety due to the highprofile nature of her case.
She filed several appeals ofher conviction, but all were
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rejected.
Good, good, good.
In any case, there's going tobe a line of people waiting for
her, so I really think that sheshould
chill out.
Let me see, do I have thisother thing too?
Let me just Google it then.
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Benny Blanco food, blanco, food.
Okay, here we go.
So this is what I read.
So I read another article aboutBenny Blanco, and everybody
goes crazy over him because hishabits are not the same as
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everybody's, like with the wholetub of cheese when he produced,
produced, proposed to SelenaGomez.
So now the biggest thing is nowwe're going to go after him all
the time for all the things hedoes with food that we would not
do, which.
Who the fuck cares?
This I thought was funny,though.
Stop showing me ads.
People discussed it over BennyBlanco's diabolical shower
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habits and shocking video.
I love the first line.
Benny Blanco's at it againdividing the internet with his
unconventional shower habits,but this time fans are calling
his move diabolical.
This is funny to me because itis kind of weird.
It is kind of weird.
Last year, blanco, whose realname is Benjamin Joseph Levin,
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went viral for admitting hedoesn't shower
every day.
I also don't believe in alwaysshampooing your hair or
conditioning your hair.
I'm really clean, but I don'tshower every day.
I also don't believe in alwaysshampooing your hair or
conditioning your hair.
I'm really clean, but I don'tshower every day.
So I definitely don't wash myhair every day.
So I'm okay with that, but thenot showering every day is a
little too much.
You have a little too much,buddy.
You have that crazy fro on yourhead, which is fine, because I
understand why you won't wash itevery day, but you have penis.
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You have penisand nuts.
Don't tell me that you don'tsweat at any point throughout
the day, because then you shouldbe studied.
I even say to my boyfriend I'mlike we go for walks and stuff
and I sweat like a man.
So I'm sweating everywhereCheeks, tits, armpits, kitty cat
.
I'm sweating everywhere, okay,and um, he, he said he's fine,
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he don't, he don't sweat likethat.
Meanwhile I feel his arm andit's damp as fuck.
He'd just be lying to me.
Some people I know shower twoto three times a day, but I feel
like the oils on your skindon't have time to rejuvenate
and get juicy.
That's so what a nasty way.
Why would you put juicy by skin?
That'sso crazy.
The 37-year-old sparked massdebate, with some fans even
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pleading with his bride-to-be,selena Gomez, to leave him due
to the disgusting hygiene habitthat's so stupid.
Now Blanco is back this time.
The 11-time GrammyAward-nominated producer has
given fans an insight into whatgoes down when he actually does
decide to shower.
I think he should also just begiven a Grammy already at this
point.
What isthat about?
A quick clip was posted toTikTok, soundtracked by his and
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fiance Gomez's track how Does itFeel To Be Forgotten?
It initially showed that Blancohad brought a bottle of Grey
Goose vodka in to keep himcompany.
Blanco then panned the camerato the left, showing a box of
fried chicken and biscuits fromPopeye's precariously placed on
the side of the tub, which theygive you a brief little snippet
of, which is ballsy as fuck.
A large Chipotle burrito isalso sitting on the side of the
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bath without any packaging,alongside what appeared to be a
pot of macaroni and cheese a potof macaroni and cheese bruh.
The artist, who has previouslycollaborated with Snoop Dogg,
eminem and Gracie Abrams, thenshowed he was holding a large
bowl of ramen noodles as heprepared
to get.
How much are you eating?
How much do you need to eat tobe in a tub?
Blanco captioned his clip withthe caption for real and has
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drawn comments from brands likeChipotle, dole Packaged Foods
and Popeyes themselves.
Quote unquote new self-careroutine dropped the Louisiana
chickenrestaurant wrote.
However, others have called thestar out for this bizarre
lineup, with one ex-user sayingthe bear burrito on the tub is
diabolical.
It is kind of gross.
It is kind of gross to just noteven have like a napkin under
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the burrito, but the burrito onthe actual porcelain of the tub
itself is kind of nasty becauseyou can get anything on that.
A second typed they need tostop eating in the bathroom.
That's nasty.
Gold handles, gray gooseburritos in the bathtub or
whatever lord said.
Reply to tiktok user theburrito just chilling in the
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corner without a plate isstressing me out.
However, a fifth commented sucha tourist vibe.
I love how you and selena areliteral zodiac soulmates fun.
Funnily enough, this isn't thefirst time that Blanca has used
his bathroom as a second kitchen.
For Valentine's Day, he placeda trail of tortilla chips on the
floor leading to the bath,which was completely filled with
melted cheese.
When your fiance isn't much ofa flowers girl.
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He wrote alongside a videocapturing the
wild gesture.
Blanca and Gomez who have beendating since December 2023, have
recently admitted there weresome almost sabotages at the
beginning of their relationship.
Okay, I don't care about that.
So he's a little weird.
I don't really care about the.
His cleaning lady must walk inthere and be like what the fuck
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happened here this weekend?
Or oh no, what did he do thistime?
How did he even begin to cleanup a bathtub full of melted
cheese?
I need to know what that's like.
I need to know what thatcleaning regimen is like,
because that cleaning woman mustget bucco bucks for cleaning
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that up.
Let me see, just see somethingreally quick.
Yes, each company code hassimilar, but its own set of
books.
Fine, fucking great.
So now I have to work on threedifferent things today, which is
fine.
It'll keep my day busy, I guess, but I'm also going to play
some Assassin's Creed Shadowsbecause I have nothing else
going on.
Another item will be Goldbergcollapsing on table during Ben
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and Jen talks on the View.
That's how I feel about it.
And let's see, hold up, that'scrazy.
Here it is.
Listen, we can only talk aboutthem so much, ben and Jen, like
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it's enough.
Whoopi Goldberg collapses ontothe View table after struggling
to get through discussion onjennifer lopez, ben affleck.
Goldberg expressed extremedisinterest in talking about
j-lo and affleck's divorcebefore she fell onto the hot
topics table in protest whilesarah haynes attempted to help
her up.
The whoopi goldberg war roomreached a critical breaking
point amid its ongoing militaryoperations when his commander
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fell victim to an agonizingdiscussion about J-Lo and Ben
Affleck's divorce.
On Thursday morning's episodeof the View Don't make it funny.
Entertainment Weekly don't makeit funny.
Commander fell victim to stop.
Don't make it funny.
Get to the point.
Make you funny.
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Get tothe point.
After, earlier in the episode,breaking down matters of extreme
governmental importanceregarding Pete Hegseth's
national security scandal, theco-host shifted gears to react
to fallout from Affleck andLopez's divorce after the famous
couple reignited their romancebefore getting married in 2022
and subsequently separatingbefore their 2025 divorce.
Joy Behar observed that peoplegrow apart when it comes to
romance, while Sunny Hostinobserved that this was supposed
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to be true love between Ben andJ-Lo, a statement that sent her
co-host into a frenzy and dealta near-fatal blow to the war
room's defenses.
Oh, here we go.
No, you said it was true love.
Goldberg clapped back.
You're the only one whobelieved that.
Hostin, the show's legal expert, who previously expressed hope
for Affleck and Lopez'sshort-lived, rekindled romance,
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doubled down on her priorassessment.
I think maybe it was true love.
And then just somethinghappened.
Yeah, p Diddy happened, bruh,the P Diddy scandal came out and
broke everything apart.
That's what happened.
Behar, unamused, responded oh,please all.
While Goldberg's head slowlylowered to the table in protest
over the topic that appeared todrain her life force.
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Just before her head reachedthe hot topics table, sarah
Haynes reached over to help hercolleague regain composure,
while the ghost actressenthusiastically hit her iconic
bell to signal for further helpin detonating the conversation
before things moved on.
Are they being funny with thisbell and war room shit.
Am I going to have to watch anepisode of the View to see if
this is actually happening?
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Also, it's so funny that theyreference a movie that's like 40
years old.
Fucking ghost.
That's the only thing WhoopiGoldberg is known for.
That and not having eyebrows.
Thankfully, mere seconds later,goldberg and the crew were able
to salvage her sanity with alife-saving
commercial break.
Earlier this week, affleckopened up about his divorce from
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Lopez and an interview with GQ.
There's no scandal, no soapopera, no intrigue.
The truth is, when you talk tosomebody, hey, what happened?
Well, there is no.
This is what happened.
It's just a story about peopletrying to figure out their lives
and relationships in ways thatwe all sort of
normally do.
The view airs weekdays at 11.
By the way, let's see, that'sthe type of topics that they
should stay on, not the realworld stuff.
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You know what, joe, from thiscomment?
This first comment?
You're absolutely right,because what do these women know
about what's going on on theoutside besides what the fuck is
written on a postcard or apiece of paper or a list that
they have in front of them?
The view hasto end.
The view is not a good show.
It's not a place to getinformed, it's nothing.
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It's five women who areinterchangeable, with the
exception of Whoopi Goldberg,who was the original, and Joy
Behar.
So those two are the only oneswho have stayed there, because
what do they have going on withtheir lives?
Nothing.
All these other people that areinterchangeable go on to do
other things with their livesand stupid little Joy Behar and
Whoopi Goldberg are the only twohags with nothing going on and
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not making any other money,considering the fact that Whoopi
Goldberg likes to say she'spoor, have to stay on
that show.
I loved when Rosie O'Donnellwas on.
That lesbian was just, she waskilling it, killing them with
all the shit.
I like opposing ideas like that.
The bullshit they talk aboutnow is so stupid to me.
Another display showing theworld her professionalism what a
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waste of television.
You ain't lying?
Uh, let's see.
Whoopi does this all the time.
It's boring, but at least shedoesn't do that fake Valley girl
voice.
I'm so tired of this show.
Whoop, anna and Sonny need tobe replaced.
Yup, I love this show,especially with Whoopi, who
happens to be very smart andknowledgeable.
No, she's not.
Anna is also a smart cookie anda very loving person.
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I love Joy, who says it likeit is.
You must be old, because JoyBehar is another hag who knows
nothing about nothing.
I don't know anything aboutanything, but I know that these
bitches know nothing.
How about that?
Whoopi, whoopsie and the otherold lady truly think they can
speak for all women is clueless.
I hope JLo and Ben would havebeen, and that's the other
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thing.
Okay.
So people commenting on otherpeople's relationships really
kill me, because when they don'thave a successful one, all they
do is come out with bitternesstowards it.
Like I'm not.
I'm one of those people who'sbeen guilty of that.
I've been a cynic of romanticshit for a very long time.
And you know, when there'ssomeone that comes along and
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shows you that things aredifferent than the app, that's
that's dope.
That's the kind of people youneed in your life, okay.
But whoopie and joy I don'teven know what joy is, joy
married?
I don't even know.
I don't care.
Whoopi Goldberg has been thebiggest shit talker of every
relationship that's ever existedin her lifetime, okay.
So there's no way you're goingto tell me that Whoopi Goldberg
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and Joy Behar know what's bestin any relationship.
I have never seen Joy Beharever discuss her husband.
I don't know if Joy, if WhoopiGoldberg's just given up and
become a cat lady, or if she's alesbian now or what.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I know that they shouldn'tbe commenting on young people's
love.
I know that.
Iknow that.
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What else happened?
Oh, I watched that movie Trap.
Let me tell you something Idon't.
I kind of get it, but I don'tLike M Night Shyamalan has to
stop doing this with thesemovies.
Okay, he does good stuff, hereally does.
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My sister and I watched itWednesday yes, wednesday, so,
excuse me, we were watching it.
It's basically this dad takeshis daughter to a concert.
Um, for a first singer that shethat it's her one of her
favorites.
So she goes.
They go tothe concert.
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He starts acting weird.
He, he wasn't acting weird inthe beginning, he was acting
like a typical dad.
Then he tells his daughter hehas to go to the restroom.
So he goes to the restroom andhe pulls up a video on his phone
of some dude in a basement andI'm like bruh, what the fuck did
we just get into?
So of course, it goes from thatto spiraling out of control for
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the entirety of the movie andmy sister and I just keep
looking at each other likethere's no way that this could
get crazier than this.
Well, I just keep looking ateach other like there's no way
that this could get crazier thanthis.
Well, it lied.
Oh, we watched it Tuesday,sorry, it lied, okay, because it
got crazier.
Basically, what happens is he'sa serial killer, all right, and
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they tell you that up front, soI'm not spoiling anything.
He's a serial killer andbasically what it is is these
cops like SWAT and all this shitand FBI and a profiler and
everything have him trapped atthis concert to try and suss him
out.
And he figured like every stepof the way they find another way
to get in his way, to get outof there.
So he's trying to figure outhow to leave so that his
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daughter doesn't figure outwhat's going on.
So he's not telling her, he'sjust being weird and she's
noticing, she's picking up whathe's putting down and, uh, funny
enough, he is able to get out.
Um, he gets home and it's awhole other thing and I'm like,
all right, there's no way thiscan get crazier.
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And it does, and I'm not goingto say any more
about it.
But Josh Hartnett is making acomeback, I see, because he's in
some other movie coming outcalled fight or flight, and that
looks good too.
That looks like a bullet trainon a plane.
Um, that movie with Brad Pittwhere there's nothing but spies
on the fucking train and they'reforget.
I've watched that movie once.
I think it might be a good,good movie to re-watch, because
it was.
It was particularly funny.
And what's his name?
The guy from Craven isin it.
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So, ah, fucking nut, I'mgetting pissed.
What kind of bird is that?
Um, it's just flying around mebecause I have a cup of coffee,
like bro.
If you land in my shit, I swearto god, god, I'm going to burn
this bitch down.
Stopit Anyway.
So I got, let me see, I got onemore thing to talk about and,
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like I said, I know it was goingto be a short one today because
I don't want to make too muchnoise.
Actually, you know what?
There's two things I can talkabout here.
I'm laughing.
What the fuck?
After 180 chemo treatments, I'mnot Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm not gonna talkabout that.
That's crazy.
Um, let me see.
So Rachel Ziegler.
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Um, so far what I know, nobodyI know wants to see that movie,
snow White.
I did see an interestingarticle that the son of the
producer of the movie is pissedoff.
Son of director.
Oh, here we go.
Son of director of Snow Whiteis hilarious On USA Today.
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Let's see, come on, I tappedyou open.
Nope, don't want that.
Snow White producer son slamsoh shit, it landed on my phone.
Where'd it go?
Fucker?
Sorry, I was still trying toget this in that.
I've been fighting with thisthing this whole episode and I'm
getting pissed off, bro.
Let's see.
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Snow White producer son slamsRachel Zegler for hurting film
with politics.
You know what that happens alot more than not.
You know what that happens alot more than than not, and uh,
she just like, let's just readit.
Let's just read it.
The opening weekend of snowwhite may have passed, but the
drama surrounding the film isn'tgoing anywhere.
Jonah platt, son of snow whiteproducer mark platt, who's also
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the father of dear evan hansen'sstar, ben platt, has slammed
star r Zegler in a since-deletedInstagram comment, partially
blaming her for the movie'sdisappointing box office debut.
The 38-year-old took issue withZegler's social media activity,
including her decision to postFree Palestine on X after
thanking fans for watching theSnow White trailer last year.
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He also confirmed a report fromVariety that his father flew to
New York to speak with Zeglerafter she made her Free
Palestine post.
Zegler did not delete the post,which is still up on her
ex-account, had to leave hisfamily to fly across the country
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to reprimand his 20-year-oldemployee for dragging her
personal politics into themiddle of promoting the movie,
for which she signed amulti-million dollar contract to
get paid and do publicity forPlatt, wrote in the
since-deleted comment.
According to Variety, theHollywood reporter and people
this is called adultresponsibility and
accountability and her actionsclearly hurt the film's box
office.
Platt continued free speechdoes not mean you're allowed to
say whatever you want in yourprivate employment without
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repercussions.
Tens of thousands of peopleworked on that film and she
hijacked the conversation forher own immature desires, at the
risk of all the colleagues andcrew and blue-collar workers who
depend on that movie to besuccessful.
Narcissism is not something tobe coddled or encouraged.
You know?
Someone's saying it veryeloquently there's a time and a
place for certain things likethat, and it's not while you're
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promoting a movie that'ssupposed to make you money,
bitch, you're fucking up yourbag, okay.
Snow White grossed 42 millionin its opening weekend at the
domestic box office, which wasconsidered a disappointment
compared to how other Disneylive action remakes have
performed.
The live-action Little Mermaidopened to $95 million over three
days in 2023, while 2015'sCinderella started with $67
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million.
The Snow White debut wasroughly in line with the
live-action Dumbo, which openedto $45 million in 2019.
The movie, which received mixedreviews, was the subject of
numerous controversies in theyears leading up to its release,
including due to remarks Zeglermade that were seen as
dismissive of the 1937 original.
Some fans also took issue withthe casting of the West Side
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Story star, who is of Colombianand Polish descent, as Snow
White, though most critics hadnothing but positive things to
say abouther performance.
In addition to supportingPalestine on social media,
zegler also posted on Instagramafter the November presidential
election that she hopesPresident Donald Trump and his
supporters never know peace.
Variety reported that MarkPlatt also took issue with this
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post.
Zegler later apologized andsaid she let my emotions get the
best of me.
Meanwhile, israeli actress GalGadot, who played the evil Queen
in Snow White, drew protesterswhen receiving a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame ahead ofthe film's debut.
The Wonder Woman star was acombat fitness instructor in the
Israel Defense Forces duringher mandatory two years of
service and has advocated forIsraeli hostages of Hamas amid
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the Israel-Hamas war.
Protesters gathered across thestreet from Gadot's Hollywood
Walk of Fame ceremony, with oneholding a sign that read Snow
White supports genocide.
That'sso crazy.
Platt's Instagram commentfollowed a report from Variety
dissecting the box officedisappointment of Snow White and
the role that Zegler's socialmedia activity may have played
in it, but the article prompteda wave of Zegler fans to defend
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her on social media.
On X, one supporter argued thatby reportedly refusing to
delete her Free Palestine post,the actress demonstrated more
backbone and integrity at 23than 99% of powerful people in
this country.
Melissa Barrera, who was firedfrom Scream 7 due to her
pro-Palestine social media postson social media posts that the
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studio alleged constituted oh mygod, the studio alleged
constituted hate speech has alsodefended zegler.
On her instagram story, the inthe heights star reshared a post
saying that zegler is cool ashell and full of integrity.
Nobody cares what you think,melissa.
That's why y'all bitches aregetting fired.
I wonder who would even liketake them on as actresses after
any of that like.
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Who's really like?
You know what?
These two are edgy.
Let me put them in something soI make zero dollars.
I mean, that would be it.
What is this now?
Okay, so essentially, what I'velearned is people are fucking
crazy.
Um, rachel Zegler ruined amovie.
Uh, whoopi Goldberg sucks.
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Let me see.
Hold on.
Let me see this.
All right, this might be a goodone to close on.
Okay, let's see Girl 10 playeddead while man killed her family
and FaceTimed with woman whoallegedly ordered rampage.
Excuse me, what now?
That second part of it's crazy.
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The 10-year-old girl laterrushed to protect her baby
brother and call family membersfor help once the killer left
the residence.
Let's see.
A Texas man who murdered aHouston couple and their
six-year-old daughter entered aguilty plea to capital murder
charges just moments after hiscriminal trial got underway this
week.
Xavier Davis confessed tokilling Gregory Carhe, dania
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Lagway and the couple'ssix-year-old daughter, harmony
Carhe, on June 30th.
The Houston Police Departmentsaid by the way, way, this is
from 2021, holy fuck.
The houston police departmentsaid at the time that davis
forced his way into the family'sapartment and shot car, he and
lagway in front of three of thecouple's kids.
Davis then shot harmony in thehead and also shot her 10 year
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old sister, who suffered anon-fatal bullet wound, and
pretended to be dead until longafter davis left the residence.
According to police, once Davishad left, the surviving
daughter locked the door andbegan calling family members
while trying to protect andcomfort her baby brother.
The one person Davis did notshoot One child in the family,
an eight-year-old boy, was nothome at the time of the murders.
Lagway had also learned she waspregnant with her fifth child
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just beforeher death.
Fuck bro, it's crazy.
I hate people.
This is why I hate people,cause I'm sure there's.
They're not going to give us areason why this happened.
Days later, police chargedDavis with three counts three
charges of capital murder and asingle count of aggravated
assault with a deadly weapon butby that point he was already in
custody for an unrelated case.
Subsequent investigation bypolice led to the arrest of a
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second suspect, with policealleging the killings were
ordered by a woman who had datedLagway.
Oh my god, bro, just let theguy go.
Just let theguy go.
In March 2022, police arrestedAlexis Williams on charges that
included three counts of capitalmurder and aggravated assault
with a deadly weapon.
Alexis Williams had a priordating relationship with one of
the victims, ms Lagway, andthey'd broken up shortly before
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the shootings.
Wait let the girl.
Oh my god, what.
Hold up, ms Lagway.
Okay, whatever Investigatorslearned.
Williams arranged a robbery andsuspect Davis was the shooter.
Williams and Davis had beenfriends since they were children
.
Williams allegedly told Davisthat he could rob the family
home and take what he wanted ifhe would carry out the killings,
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police claimed in the newsrelease.
Her trial is set to getunderway after this year and she
has entered a plea of notguilty to all charges.
At Williams' bond hearing a fewdays after her arrest, harris
County District Attorney SeanTeer said that Davis had
actually FaceTimed her duringthe murders.
Holy fuck, prosecutors areseeking the death penalty in
Davis's case, which is nowmoving on to the punishment
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phase.
I like how they call it, thepunishment phase.
Oh my God, that'sso crazy.
Some people view their partnersas possessions.
Where does this article mentionFaceTiming with a woman who
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ordered?
Yeah, they left out somedetails, but, um, that's, it's
really brave of a 10 year old toknow to do that.
You know, um couldn't open your.
Oh fuck, that sucks.
I sent my mom something and shesaid she couldn't open it.
But, um, I might have to find amedia link for her and send it,
like I might have to go toYouTube or something.
But yeah,that's crazy.
That girl is really smart forknowing that she could pretend
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to play dead and she would getleft alone and she had moments
after that to do other things.
Like.
That's so fucking smart.
Unfortunately, those parentsdidn't get to see how smart
their daughter was, but that'sreally fucking smart, um, but
yeah, so, uh, believe your kids,teach your kids the right thing
to do.
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Um, let your kids figure it out.
She, she sorted that shit out.
I don't know, I'm getting tirednow.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Um, but yeah, that little girlfigured it out.
That's,that's amazing.
I think that that's it's insaneto know, like, how kids can
react under pressure situationslike that.
Like I'm pretty sure herparents never prepared her for
anything like that and she knewinstantaneously what to do.
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Like it probably grazed herhead and she fucking just laid
down and was like, all right,I'm going to just lay real still
until I hear footsteps and thenI'm going to fucking react.
And then she did it.
Smart ass little bitch.
Good for her.
I hope she becomes a lawyer orsome shit.
I hope she doesn't get placedinto the foster system either.
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I hope she has other family shecould stay with, because I hear
that that system is a bitch anda half, which is what I went to
school for, and what's funny isthat I haven't been able to use
it yet.
But the reason why I wanted toget into mental health stuff was
because, or any kind of youknow system like that, like the
healthcare system is because Iwatched when my grandfather
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passed away.
I watched so many things in thehospital setting that I didn't
really agree with, which is, youknow, having patients wait in
hallways on, like on thoselittle gurney things.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
This healthcare system is soflawed.
I don'tlike that.
You know, unless you have areally good job, you have shitty
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insurance.
I worked for the county.
I worked for Orange County, newYork.
When I lived in New York and Ihad really good insurance.
Everything was like 20 bucks orless for me to go see a doctor,
and at my current job thebenefits are trash.
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I'm paying 200 every week, 200every two weeks and still having
to pay out of pocket for shitis kind
of shitty.
So I'm not 100% unhealthy, butI have asthma.
If I get sick, I get reallysick and I don't think I should
have to pay $100 for a doctor'svisit.
But that's just me.
I don't have money like that toburn on medicines or doctor's
visits or anything like that,and everything is out of pocket
until you meet a deductible.
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Sad to say it, but I don't likemy job's insurance and I don't
care if anybody hears that frommy job because, congratulations,
you're healthier thanI am.
But yeah, I'm going to end onthat, because my allergies are
telling me it's time to blow mynose again and I think I'm going
to reheat my coffee and justchill out for the rest of the
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day because it's a Friday.
I think I have like threeprojects to work on and just
chill out for the rest of theday because it's a Friday.
I think I have like threeprojects to work on, but
obviously they're not all goingto get done, even though I was
like putting pressure on thisclient to return paperwork to me
.
I really don't give a fuck,they can blow me, but anyway I
will catch you all next week.
Sorry, it was late today, butat least it's not crazy late or
dismissed and I'm going to patmyself on the back for that.
Love you guys and see you nextweek.
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Bye.