January 16, 2025 • 54 mins
On this episode we discuss the "twofer" for Brooke Shields and how some people need to grow backbones. How Dunkin Donuts has decided to become my enemy and why Bath and Body Works should become my new home (smelled delicious in there) while running some quick errands. We'll also run through some other headlines in this "gotcha" entertainment society we now live in. We also delve into how Sally Struthers is trying to badmouth Betty White postmortem. We also discuss how politicians are in competition with celebrities for the award of who can be the most entertaining in headlines. Grab your friends, close your shades and turn of the lights because it's time for a new episode of Coco of the Grid.
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
What's up people?
Happy Thursday.
We're back with another episode.
I just got off the phone withmy mom and I realized what time
it was.
I was like holy shit, it's late.
It's not late, it's 1145.
But I'm usually up doing thisearlier than that and releasing
it by now.
So we'll see how this goes.
I hope everyone's having a goodThursday.
I do have plans to go to thisconvention.
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I'm hoping tomorrow, becausetoday I have too many errands
that are by my house for me todo that and enjoy myself.
So we'll see what happens.
If I have anything to report,it'll probably be next week.
If I don't end up going forsome reason because I'm not
feeling well, then I will letyou know that too.
Not that I wanted to do that ona free ticket, but being home
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so nice lately and with, likeall these RSV shits and all this
other stuff, I have asthma Ican't really be fucking with
disease right now.
So I'm probably just going tochill at home.
I think it's just better to bein a contained environment.
So we'll see.
I may go, I may not go, we'llfind out what happens next time.
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But yeah, it's nice weather outright now it's 50s, low 50s.
This would be considered springweather over in New York, which
I miss sometimes for my friendsand for my people.
It was so funny because I spoketo Chuck, my friend Charles,
yesterday and it's so ghetto tocall someone whose name is
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Charles Chuck he told me somecrazy shit yesterday and I for
some reason remembered a pieceof information and told him said
piece of information.
So I was like, wow, that'sreally funny that I remembered
something like that, becausethat's like ancient history,
that's like a decade, a decadeago memory that it's like wow,
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why the fuck do you rememberthat?
Also, I have to record beforemy sister gets here, because
then she's going to be loud asfuck.
Actually, no, I'm lying.
When she comes over, she doeswhat older kids do.
She's in college now, which isso to prove a point that I'm old
, I'm 35.
I'm going to be 36 this yearand she is going to be 19, which
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is really funny, because I waslike she's the youngest, I'm the
oldest, obviously, and it'sjust funny to see how she's.
It's very funny to hear howkids act a certain way when
they're a certain age, butactually seeing in person is
really funny, like she doesexactly what a college kid would
do in their home with any typeof family.
She's just on her phone in herown little world in like a
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separate room.
It's separate togetherness.
That's what our family doesLike.
I used to go out with this kidin high school whose mom made
being spending time togethersuch a big deal that anytime she
would see you know me and mymom hang out I'm upstairs, my
mom's downstairs watching TV.
So I'm upstairs playing videogames, she's downstairs.
So I was like that was funny,because she always made fun of
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that.
She was always like oh yeah,yeah, I know you guys are
spending time together.
What are you watching TV in theliving room?
And she's up in her room and mymom used to go yup and it was
like not even offensive to her.
It was just so funny that shemade such a big deal out of it
when we didn't care.
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We were together in the house,she knew where I was, she didn't
have to worry about anything,like when kids go out.
Parents have to worry,especially in this day and age
when everything, anything goes.
It seems like these days likenobody.
The credentialing process ofteachers and all this shit I
feel has fell by the wayside.
Then you hear all this shit inthe news about kids and adults,
and it's like ugh, I don't evenwant to get into that because
I'm going to get sick, I'm goingto make myself sick, but yeah,
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there's so many things that goon and it's like what?
Like that was my ex's mother'sbiggest problem is that we were
never in the same room spendingtime together, which was so
stupid, because every time Iused to want to hang out with
her son, obviously the bedroomdoor was open, but she always
used to come in every fiveseconds to check in and see how
we were doing.
Like, but you just saw us.
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You just saw us.
Okay, so we were just in theliving room eating dinner
together.
Like, can me and the boyfriendjust watch TV?
We're sitting on the bed.
We're not laying on the bed,we're sitting on the bed.
The door is open.
We can hear you guys coming,though, so it's not like me and
him can't, like make out andthen stop as soon as we hear you
hit a certain wood beam on thefloor, you know.
In any case, though, that's notwhat I want to talk about, but,
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um, it was a good non sequitur,I guess, to the next idea, which
is Brooke Shields bonus labiasurgery.
I saw this shit and what thehell I'm writing on my iPad.
I have class from eight.
What Eight?
What Is it supposed to be?
830 to 1230?
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Okay, all right, queen, justtext it to me, because this
writing on this shit is not.
Queen, just text it to me,because this writing on this
shit is not all right.
Anyway, brooke Shields bonuslabia surgery.
Now I saw this in my email andI was like how does this apply
to me, bro?
How does this apply to me?
Are you telling me that I needlabia surgery because I need to
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know the deets?
Open this shit.
There we go, fuck.
Brooke Shields says surgeonperformed irreversible bonus
during labia surgery without herconsent.
That's insane.
Let's see.
Brooke Shields detailed how amale plastic surgeon threw in a
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little bonus procedure withouther consent when she underwent
labia reduction surgery afterspending years struggling with
discomfort.
Oh my God, what we considernews these days is hilarious.
I think we're just bored.
It's just boredom and we'rejust finding other things to
entertain us.
Maybe Brooke Shields was likehey, I'm bored, let me just be
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the center of attention for asecond.
Let's see, Get out of my face,e-news ad.
I'm not joining your newsletter.
Shut the fuck up.
Brooke Shields will no longerbeat around the bush when it
comes to women's health.
That first line.
Whoever did that is a fuckinggenius.
The Suddenly Susan actressshared in her new memoir that
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she underwent labia reductionsurgery during her 40s after
spending years struggling withdiscomfort, chafing and bleeding
.
Holy shit, how big are yourlips.
What do you mean?
Chafing and bleeding?
What's going on?
How big were they?
However, during post-op checkupwith her surgeon, she said she
learned he also performed avaginal rejuvenation procedure
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while she was under the knife,without her consent.
I'd be lying if I said I'm notembarrassed to share this very
intimate information she wrote.
And Brooke Shields is notallowed to get old, per US
Weekly.
But if we are allowed, but ifwe were to change the way we
approach and talk about women'shealth, then we need to bring up
the uncomfortable but very realissues.
Girl, you had fucking.
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What Elephant titus of thevagina?
What do you mean?
Your labia was chafing andbleeding.
According to Brooke, her doctorseemed proud of the twofer,
even though she didn't want theirreversible procedure.
He informed me that he threw ina little bonus.
Brooke recounted in a US Weeklyinterview published January 8th,
it felt like such an invasion,such a bizarre, like rape of
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some kind.
First of all, don't compare.
Don't compare that shit to that.
Okay, don't compare that shitto that, because rape and what
happened to you are twodifferent things.
He didn't stick his dick in you, sweetheart.
He helped fix your vagina.
Okay, also, did you sue him?
Because if you're just sayingthis shit, fucking, other
celebrities are going to go tohim too and be like give me the
twofer, please give me the brookshields.
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She continued.
Nothing pointed toward.
This needs to be tighter orsmaller or firmer or younger,
especially there.
Well, the 59 year old kept quietabout her experience to husband
chris henchy for the longesttime.
She's now going public with herstory as a way to raise
awareness about women's autonomyover their personal health
appearance.
As Brooke, who shares daughtersRowan Henchy and Greer Henchy,
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put in her book, shame is nolonger an option.
Okay, rowan is 21 and Greer is18, not that that matters.
Brooke's memoir is not thefirst time she's gotten candid
about societal beauty standards.
After all, the Pretty Baby alumonce said aging is not a
graceful process.
It isn't interesting, isn't itinteresting how we even have to
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say okay, well, if you're goingto age, you're going to have to
do it gracefully.
She told Allure last yearexcuse me, but fuck you, ma'am.
Now you've seen Brooke Shieldsin plenty of shit.
Does she look like the type ofperson that says fuck?
She does not look like the typeof person that says fuck.
She looks like the type ofperson who would play a princess
in a documentary film, like ina Lifetime movie, something
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about one of the royals.
She would definitely be in that.
But she's not someone who'sgoing to go off and say fuck you
.
So she's just trying to be edgy, like just say pussy or
something.
I want to hear an interviewwhere she actually curses,
because none of this shit makesme feel relatable to her,
because Vajrajuv is probably thecoolest thing you could ever
get done and he's not trying toinsult you, he's trying to help
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you out.
That's the other side of it.
She feels insulted because,what you know?
You got a monster mouth downthere.
You've got Franken pussy goingon Like what's the problem?
He just gave you a hand,literally.
Brooke added grace comes fromgiving yourself acceptance and
kindness, as well as facingreality.
If you don't like what'shappening to your stomach, do
sit ups.
She added, those things to me,are graceful.
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I think being graceful as youage is just admitting the truth
and then seeing what you'recomfortable doing about it.
For more celebs speakingcandidly about plastic surgery,
keep reading I don't care aboutAriana Grande's fillers, like
there's so many other thingsthat I don't care about.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard sheunderwent a rhinoplasty.
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She looks good.
Let's see who else.
Caroline Stanberry, realHousewives of Dubai.
She had a facelift.
Okay, good for her.
Selena Gomez has gotten Botox.
Well, she got too much ifyou've seen her face lately.
Brandi Glanville who the fuckis that?
The former Bravo star has beencandid about her plastic surgery
procedure in the past,including getting a nose job,
having breast implants anddabbling.
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Yeah, you could tell themtitties are fake.
What the fuck?
Now she's turned to CellSound'sbody sculpting treatment to
tighten her stomach.
I have actual abs, she toldpeople in an interview published
March 21st.
I have lines on my stomach thatI haven't had since before I
got pregnant.
I think any mother knows afterkids, the elasticity of your
skin will never be the same.
Maybe just do you know what?
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I don't have time.
Who's Jill Zarin?
I don't know any of thesepeople.
Brittany Cartwright who's the?
What show is the Valley, marthaStewart?
No shit, martha Stewart.
After years of denying cosmeticprocedures, the lifestyle
expert recently confessed thatthe February 8th episode of her
eponymous podcast that she getsBotox, fillers and lasers to
tighten her skin.
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I don't think a lot about age,but I don't want to look my age,
bro.
Tori Spelling she looks crazy.
Her breasts are too big.
Sharon Osbourne, excuse me, inaddition to getting candid on
using Ozempic for weight loss.
Anyway, you know, ozempic facehas gotten back.
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Lady Gaga, I've never had anywork work done, but I went
through a phase when I wassmoking pot, when I was really
obsessed with getting a facialobjection.
Yo, when you smoke weed, youhave energy to go do other
things.
I was going to this strip mallin Chicago in the back.
Everybody was like you're a nutjob, I'm telling you.
I wasn't exactly in the bestframe of mind and I would smoke
a bunch of joints and have somedrinks.
I'd be like, oh, let's go seemy girl and we would drive to
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the strip mall and I would getshot up with a bunch of whatever
Juvederm and then leave.
She continued.
Now all the stuff is gone.
Before I shot the applausevideo, a photographer friend was
like Gaga.
I, a photographer friend, waslike Gaga.
I love you, but if you don'tstop injecting shit in your face
, I'm just going to kill you.
Bethany Frankel looks like amonster.
Olivia Colman I don't know whatshe played in the Crown, but
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she looks crazy.
Julie Chen Okay, don't reallyknow her.
Jamie Lee Curtis I've done itall.
I've had a little plasticsurgery.
I've had a little lipo, I'vehad a little lipo, I've had a
little Botox and you know what.
None of it works, but she stilllooks good.
Jamie Lee Curtis still looksgood.
Jennifer Aniston I had adeviated septum fixed Best thing
I ever did.
Uh, people told she took theactress, told people in 2007,.
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I slept like a baby for thefirst time in years.
As far as all the other rumors,as boring as it sounds, it's
still mine.
She does look like she hasn'thad anything done, though, and I
respect that about her.
Nene Leakes, nene Leakes.
Her eyes in this picture looklike she's in.
What is it?
The Quiet Place, yeah, or thenether?
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I don't remember what it'scalled, but fucking that movie
in the movie Get Out.
I don't know what they fucking.
It looks like her soul isactually hiding in the depths
and there's someone elsecontrolling her.
That's what her eyes look like.
In 2010, the Real Housewives ofAtlanta star revealed that she
had a nose job, a breast liftand liposuction Girl.
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We know.
Job of breast lift andliposuction Girl we know.
We know Kim Zolchak.
Oh God, she doesn't look thesame at all.
In 2015, the reality starcalled Dr Lenny Hochstein her
boob god doctor for giving herperky breasts.
Of course, the reality TVpersonality.
She looks good.
She looks different than when Ifirst saw her.
I didn't even know she hadbrown eyes.
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Lisa Rinna had her lips injectedwith silicone at age 24.
In 2010, she had some of thefiller removed.
I find it so interesting thatit's become such a big thing,
because I can't tell you howmany girls have done their lips.
I feel like I'm a pioneer, whatI was one of the first ones to
ever do it and be honest aboutit.
She also said I would do it andbe honest about it.
She also said I would do itagain.
I never had a career before Ihad lips, so my lips have had
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their own career.
Yeah, yeah, I will say that herhair besides her haircut, her
fucking mouth is probably whatgave her her career, and not for
sucking dick or anything, butjust because it looks so
appealing to get your lips donebecause of how her lips do.
So I wonder how her lips look,excuse me.
So I'm wondering how many peoplehave uh, how many people have
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gone to her doctor?
Like, how much business has shedrummed up for this plastic
surgeon?
Because there's no way.
There's no way he didn't makebillions off her.
Let's see.
Sorry, I'm downloading thee-news app because it's giving
me life right now.
Motherfucker.
I'll do it later.
I'll do it later.
Okay, don't care.
Um, let's go back to my othertab.
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Please, thank you, please,thank you.
Go back.
There we go, but the labiathing is insane.
Like Brooke Shields got tochill out.
Um, just be okay with a doctortrying to help you and this was
years ago.
This isn't even anything new.
Like she's just coming outabout it now.
Like, if you're going to be sorambunctious and uppity about
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this, why don't you just be realand come out with it when it
first happened to you?
You're not supposed to beembarrassed about something like
that, especially if you'regoing on this tirade of aging
gracefully.
If a doctor caused a problemfor you, report that shit
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immediately.
There's no reason oh my God, Ijust like sucked up a whole
bunch of sugar in my straw.
There should be no reason foryou to be hiding from that.
You shouldn't have to hide that.
If, especially if you're goingto act like a bitch about it now
, be a bitch when it firsthappens.
Be a vagina bitch when ithappens.
Okay, go hard for your vaginaIn any case.
So Jimmy Carter's funeral waslast week or earlier this week,
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I forget, bro, but they madesuch a big deal out of Trump
being there and not even thefact that Trump was there.
But one of the funniest thingsthat I saw happen was that
fucking Barack and Trump weresitting next to each other and
Barack was happily chit chattingwith Trump and I thought that
was so funny, not because ofanything politically related,
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but because of the way KamalaHarris acted about it, like she
literally.
It was literally like when yougo to lunch in high school,
right, and two people that youknow are beefing in public
actually sit down and have aconversation together.
They don't fight each other,they don't like put up fists
like they're going to punch eachother in the face.
They actually just sit for acommon cause and just talk to
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each other and probably somecrazy shit like ha ha, you're
going to fuck up the presidency,ha ha.
And then Trump goes ha ha, fuckyou, your name is Barack,
something stupid like that.
And Kamala is so busy sittingwith her husband and she fucking
like looks behind him and seesthem two talking and she like
goes like sighs real heavy, likeyou can see it.
And her husband looks at herlike yeah, bitches.
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And she looks back at him likeyep, they bitches, and that's it
.
But it's the funniest fuckingthing.
If you ever have a chance toview that clip, you got to see
it.
It's Barack and Trump at JimmyCarter's funeral.
But like she acted all pissedoff, like you know, she was
supposed to be in theconversation Bitch you, lucky
you, even at Jimmy Carter'sfucking funeral.
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How did you get the invite?
Was it an accident?
Because ain't no way.
Someone was like oh yeah, wegot to have Kamala there.
Oh man, and not not politicallyraised.
This is not politically raisedas a point, it's just fucking
hilarious.
Then I find another caveat tothat.
This is funny.
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Michelle Obama is not one topretend for protocol's sake,
source says, about her skippingTrump's inauguration.
The former first lady madewaves after distancing herself
from two recent events where shewould come face to face with
President-elect Trump.
Shortly after Michelle Obamaannounced her plan to stay home
during Donald Trump'sinauguration, a source familiar
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with her thinking tells peoplethat the former first lady would
also would not want to fake asmile for someone whom she still
considers a threat to Americandemocracy.
There's no overstating herfeelings about Trump.
She's not one to plaster on apleasant face and pretend for
protocol's sake, michelledoesn't do anything because it's
expected, or it's protocol orit's tradition.
Listen, if your man is talkingto Trump, it's too late.
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It's too late.
You could say whatever you want, but you're a first lady, you
weren't a president, so youropinion kind of doesn't matter,
but I find it entertaining, solet's keep going.
The source notes that Trump'shistory of attacking the Obama
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family and making disparagingcomments, so let's keep going.
That she could for eight yearsas first lady.
The source says of herfulfilling her official
responsibilities in 2017.
You'll see her when she has aproject or cause to promote, but
she doesn't feel the need to bea public figure anymore.
On January 14th, the formerfirst lady's office confirmed to
people that she would not joinher husband, former President
Barack Obama, at Trump'sinauguration Days earlier, she
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also missed former PresidentJimmy Carter's funeral, where
she would have been seatedbeside President-elect Trump.
Her advisers attributed herunexpected absence to a
scheduling conflict, statingthat she was in Hawaii on an
extended vacation.
According to CNN's Jeff Zeleny,historically, presidential
funerals and inaugurations areoccasions when former presidents
and first ladies come togetherin honor of the nation's highest
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office.
Secondly, kamala Harris wasneither Well, she was a vice
president, right, so all right,fine.
Whatever, trump threw a wrenchin that longstanding tradition
after losing his 2020 reelectionbid when he refused to attend
the inauguration of his opponent, joe Biden.
Trump's absence four years agomarks the first time since 1869
that a president refused toattend their successor's
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swearing in With roles reversedin 2025,.
Biden expressed a desire toreturn to normalcy, aiming to
put past tensions behind him andpass the baton back to Trump in
person on January 20th.
Though the Clintons and Bushesfollowed the Biden's lead by
committing to attend Trump'sinauguration, michelle, who
spent the 2024 campaignexpressing her concerns about
Trump's vision for America,broke from the group of former
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first couples.
People's Source says that thedeath of Michelle's mother,
marianne Robinson, in 2024 hasweighed heavily on the Obamas in
recent months, suggesting thatcelebrating their first holidays
without Robinson may haveamplified a sense that self-care
and quality time with familyare more important than tense
political appearances.
Why would it have been tense?
You don't even have to sayanything to that motherfucker.
Just stand there.
I've gone to plenty of familyfunctions where I don't fucking
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talk to anybody.
My fucking one cousin, I wentto his child's birthday.
He didn't even talk to me.
Now, one time His wife did,though, and I went, I sucked it
up and went like what the fuckis the problem?
You don't have to eat shit.
You can just chill, chill insilence, be like ah yes, this
wine is great.
Ah yes, this.
Just chill, chill in silence.
Be like, ah yes, this wine isgreat.
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Ah yes, this champagne's great.
And then just fucking go homeand then talk shit with Barack
on the car ride home which iswhat I do with my man Like, oh
my God, did you see what she waswearing?
Oh my God, like from any familyfunction.
It's been an emotional time forher.
The source says the holidayswere always a time for family.
In Hawaii, in December,michelle teared up on the
Jennifer Hudson show afterbringing up her mother saying
that Robinson inspired her newself-help guide Overcoming a
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workbook.
The beauty of this book wasthat I was able to write a love
letter to my mother to my mom,she told Hudson, adding that
it's sprinkled with the commonsense wisdom she left me with.
Like your voice matters, I seeyou, you got power, girl bye.
The first comment is so stupidthough.
Is Michelle going to be missedat the inauguration?
Not by President Trump, that'sfor sure, nor by anybody else
that has a lick of sense.
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She'll be missed like ahangnail.
Anyway, don't be a hater likethat.
But I'm just saying, like youknow, there's certain things,
there's certain hills to die on.
This isn't one of them.
So I get what she's trying todo by making a public statement,
but her husband already fuckingfaltered there.
Okay, because they don't agree,apparently because he's going
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and attending shit that he's atthat Trump is at.
So basically he's negating whathis wife is saying, which is I
don't stand with Trump, which islike that's what I mean by
saying that you know, her shitdoesn't really matter because
her husband's already committedto attending things that he's at
, even after all that shit.
And you know what that is.
That's growth bitch, like,listen, race.
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I'm not saying racism is a goodthing.
I'm not saying any of that shit.
What I'm saying is that at somepoint you have to just let shit
go.
Are you going to be angry thewhole your whole life?
I mean I can because of stupidshit like this.
But like, at the end of the day, trump's another stupid white
man.
Like, how many more stupidwhite men do we have?
We have so many.
This country was founded onstupid white men, bringing
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stupid white men problems toeverybody else, like us Spanish
idiots, or you know AfricanAmerican idiots or Native
American idiots or MexicanAmerican idiots, or you know
African American idiots orNative American idiots or
Mexican American idiots orimmigrants who are idiots?
Like everybody's an idiot.
Brooke Shields, white woman,idiot vagina.
Like let's loop back around tothat white woman, idiot vagina.
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And then we got, you know,hillary Clinton white woman,
idiot vagina.
She, like you know what I mean.
Like everybody's stupid.
There's no smart people in thisworld.
There's people who build up,people who want them to look
smart.
Like Elon Musk, he's failing ina couple of ways.
Socially speaking, he lookslike he could not speak to a bar
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of soap in the shower.
He can put E equals MC squaredto use and make some fucking
robots.
Make Teslas that look ugly asshit.
Make that stupid ugly Teslatruck.
We also got Jeff Bezos, who'sthe only thing that he did
really good was Amazon.
That same day shipping hits sogood.
That same day package oh my God, the first time they ever did
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same day shipping, I'm tellingyou right now.
He fucking hit the mark withthat one.
But we've become impatient,though, because now we want
everything same day, otherwisewe lose our fucking shit.
Today, for example, I'm goingto give you a little break from
some bullshit that I've beenreading.
I went to fucking so I woke upthis morning.
It's my day off.
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I have tomorrow off as well.
I woke up.
I was like all right, I don'thave any iced coffee.
I put a shipped order in forsome groceries.
I put an Amazon order in forsome like household utensil
shits, like I got some, uh, afour in one dicer like a
vegetable and fruit chopper.
Holy fuck, that thing's goingto get used.
I got that.
(25:05):
I got an extension cord, kindof, for the living room, because
by my couch I have an outlet,but it creates a dent in my
couch when you plug anything in,and I don't want that because
I'm crazy.
What else did I get?
Toilet paper, I got a wholebunch of stuff.
So two orders down, okay.
So I said both of those thingsare out the way.
So two orders down, okay.
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So I said both of those thingsare out the way.
So I'm going to go getsomething to eat.
For breakfast.
I went to Dunkin'.
They fucked up my coffee, whichI'm not surprised, and they
also fucked up my food, whichI'm not surprised.
This Dunkin' over heresupposedly just underwent new
management.
They need new management againBecause I asked for my basic
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order, which is typically abacon, egg and cheese on a plain
bagel toasted with butter.
Okay, one sentence bacon, eggand cheese on a plain bagel
toasted with butter.
You can put it together as afucking hashtag at this point,
because everybody from New Yorkorders the same shit and I can't
find a place here that'll do itright.
Maybe Einstein bros or BagelBrothers, something like that.
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They might be good, but Ihaven't tried it yet.
So I got my food.
They checked it, so they checkit now.
So I was like are we sure?
Because this bag looks kind oflight?
So are we sure that this is mysandwich.
So the chick is nice and shegoes and she checks.
She goes yep, this is yoursandwich and sandwich.
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So the chick is nice and shegoes and she checks.
She goes yep, this is yoursandwich.
And she gives me my coffee.
My coffee has no taste to it,like I taste everything else.
I don't taste the coffee, but Idon't taste the sugar.
So I asked for an iced hazelnut,light and sweet, which means I
want a boatload of creamer ormilk in it and I want a boatload
of sugar in it.
Okay, I want to be in a sugarcoma, all right.
So I taste it.
And I want a boatload of sugarin it.
Okay, I want to be in a sugarcoma, all right.
So I taste it and I'm like, ohmy God.
I looked at the bottom and theygave me the lightest amount of
sugar they possibly could.
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I don't know who's running thatplace, but I need new
management in there ASAP.
So of course, I'm like, allright, when I get home I'll fix
it, but at least my sandwich isall right, right, wrong.
I don't know what cheese theyused, but it was not yellow
American.
It tasted more like provolone,if I'm being honest with you and
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it's more of a bitter taste.
It's a difference in taste,okay.
And then my bagel was dry,which means they either didn't
toast it or they didn't putbutter, or both.
So I was texting my cousin,nikki, and I was telling her
about it and I was like she goesthat Duncan, you just kind of
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like have to order and pray thatthey give you the right shit.
I'm like, and you know what'sfunny is that it's probably
because I went through thedrive-thru, because if I'd
actually stepped up in thatbitch and waited for my food,
opened it up in front of them,I'd have been like no, this
cheese isn't correct and there'sno butter or anything else on
my shit, so go back there and doit again.
So when I got home and not onlythat, they don't even fucking
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give out napkins anymore, andI'm sure I've complained about
this before, but are thesenapkins coming out of your
paycheck?
I got not one lick of napkin,which is also why I waited to
eat it, because if there wasbutter on it it was going to
drip all over the place.
And there goes my pajamas andthere goes my happiness for the
day.
So I had two agendas today Ihad to get breakfast and then
I'm out of lotion in thebathroom.
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I come to that conclusionyesterday that today was going
to be the day I go out and getlotion.
And, thankfully enough, in thesame plaza that that fuck ass
Dunkin Donuts is in, there is aBath and Body Works.
So I went over there and, ofcourse, as soon as I get in
there, I'm like ah yes,everything smells delicious.
I walk up in there, this chicknamed AJ comes up to me and she
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goes Hi, so what are you in themood for today?
Or welcome in.
So I'm like hey, so I'm justkind of looking around, but I
might be interested in a newscent, but I definitely need a
lotion.
I have nothing left in my house.
So she goes okay, well, myname's AJ.
Do we have a new fragrance here?
Have you smelled this yet?
I was like no, it's aSweethearts collection, like the
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damn candy, and it was forValentine's Day, I'm guessing.
She goes this is the firstscent that's ever utilized grape
, I guess.
So she sprays it on the littlepaper, she gives it to me and
I'm like oh, I'm going to needthis entire shelf, I'm going to
need this entire display.
So of course, I smell it andshe goes yeah, it's a
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collaboration with theSweethearts candy.
Smell it and she goes, yeah,it's a collaboration with the
sweetheart's candy.
So I'm like, fuck, yeah.
So then of course I go it's buythree, get one free.
And they always get you withthat shit.
You get you buy three full sizeproducts, get one free.
So of course I grab two bodylotions, a body cream and a body
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wash.
So that's four items.
And then, of course, as I makemy way to the front, they have
the little antibacterial things.
So I get one of those and I getan axolotl to hold it.
So that shit is.
I love Bath and Body.
They can take all my fuckingmoney, if I'm being honest with
you.
So I spent a lot of money todayand tomorrow, I think, will be
a pedicure day, today's a waxday, and then that's it.
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And then I'm sitting home therest of the weekend and watching
all the bills take the rest ofit.
So then, of course, once I'mdone there, I go up to the
counter to pay for my shit andby 3, I get one free.
So I'm like, fuck, yeah, thisis going to be good.
So all five of those, all six,wait, yeah, all six items came
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out to $60.
So I was like, okay, and that'swith the buy three, get one
free.
She's like, yeah, so it'sactually.
What they do is the differencein the cost of one item is
subtracted from every item youbought.
So from those four items theysubtracted like two to $3 each
on each thing, because the oneitem alone would have cost like
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15 bucks.
So it was like, oh, that'sinteresting, like I'd never had
anyone explain it to me becauseI never actually cared before.
But like you start to careabout what you're spending your
money on as you get older andlike I said, 35, going on 36,
and I'm starting to care wheremy pennies go, all right, so
that was my fun little fuckingmorning.
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And then, of course, I someone'smail was still coming to this
address, which is stillincorrect, obviously.
So to do the mail carrier afavor, I wrote on the envelopes
resident no longer lives at thisaddress, on all three pieces
that were just sitting on thecounter, because my boyfriend
refuses to put it in theoutgoing.
I'm like bro, just put it outthere, he goes.
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No, he doesn't deserve to getthat mail.
I'm like that makes no fuckingsense.
He's not getting it anyway,like if he didn't do mail
forwarding, that's his fuckingproblem.
And then you know the person.
The company can email him andthey'll figure it out.
Just put it in the outgoing.
I don't want it in my house,fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, that's the stupid,asinine conversation we're
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having.
All right, let's go back tothis bullshit.
Justin Baldoni versus Deadpool.
So here we go.
So anyone who's seen Deadpoolversus Wolverine has seen all
the different variants ofDeadpool, because that's what
happens.
He goes into another universeand he meets all of the other
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characters.
He meets Ugly Pool, the fuckingdog.
He meets Nice Pool and GirlPool and Kid Pool and Baby Pool
and all this shit.
It's hilarious.
That movie was good.
Girl pool and kid pool and babypool and all this shit.
It's hilarious.
That movie was good.
Anyway, justin Baldoni isclaiming that nice pool was
characterized after him and I'mlike, okay, why?
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Because you wore your hair in abun one time.
Because that's the side by sidecomparison they make.
So they have Justin Baldoni onthe left wearing a man bun and
then on the right they show RyanReynolds as nice pool,
obviously with no mask on,because it's beautiful and
fucking hair in a, in a man bunlike a half up half down.
So I thought this was so funnybecause he goes.
Justin Baldoni's lawyer claimsRyan Reynolds mocks actor in
Deadpool and Wolverine.
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No question.
Brian Friedman weighed in onfan speculation that the
Nicepool character was based onthe it Ends With Us
actor-director.
How long is this going to go on?
For?
Someone need to kill themselvesand that's it.
Justin Baldoni's lawyerresponded to fan theories that
Ryan Reynolds took a shot at hisactor-director client and his
Marvel blockbuster Deadpool andWolverine, stating that there's
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no question that the characterNicepool was a dig at the star.
Attorney Brian Friedmanappeared on Megyn Kelly's
SiriusXM show to talk about thelegal troubles between Baldoni
and his it Ends With Us co-star,blake Lively, who has accused
Baldoni of sexual harassment.
Kelly brought up the theoryduring sharing a Deadpool and
Wolverine clip featuring thecharacter Nicepool, a
man-bun-donning, pseudo-feministvariant of Reynolds Deadpool.
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It's stupid.
What I make of it is make ofthat is if your wife is sexually
harassed, you don't make fun ofJustin Baldoni.
There's no question it relatesto Justin.
I mean anybody that saw thathair bun.
If somebody is seriouslysexually harassed, you don't
make fun of it.
It's a serious issue.
First of all, nobody evenfucking knew who he was.
Nobody even fucking knew who hewas before this movie and all
this accusation shit.
I like how he goes.
What I make of that is if yourwife is sexually harassed, you
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don't make fun of Justin Baldoni.
Who the fuck is Justin Baldoni?
A coke slumlord?
What are we talking about?
Justin Baldoni is only has aname right now because of it
ends with us and this fuckinglegal thing they're going
through.
I don't understand how they'remaking Justin Baldoni out to be
like Harvey Weinstein or someshit, and Harvey Weinstein is
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like half dead in jail, like thecomparison of these two people
is outrageous.
Bruh, what do you mean?
And Ryan Reynolds can make funof whoever the fuck he wants to.
Okay, like there's no who cares.
In the clip, the alternateversion of Deadpool, also played
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by Ryan Reynolds, introduceshimself as Nicepool and says of
the character played by Livelywait till you see Ladypool.
She's gorgeous, she just had ababy too, and you can't even
tell who the fuck.
I don't think you can say that,remarked Deadpool, to which
Nicepool responded that's okay,I identify as a feminist.
Lively filed a lawsuit againstBaldoni last month, accusing the
actor and director of sexualharassment on set and
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orchestrating a smear campaignagainst her to ruin her
reputation.
Who thought of that during thismovie?
Who thought of that?
Unless they're just watching itnow and they're like, oh shit.
Who's heard Justin Baldoni havethis conversation with her
about how her body looks goodafter she just had a kid?
Ryan Reynolds wasn't even onset for that to have happened.
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Lawsuit against Lively.
The fallout for Baldoni has beenswift His agency dropped him.
A former publicist, too, hasfiled her own lawsuit against
him and his current publicityteam, and Liz Plank, who
co-hosted Baldoni's podcastabout rigid gender roles and
toxic masculinity, announced herdeparture from the show.
Justin Baldoni the firstcomment Justin Baldoni is a huge
man child that refuses to takeaccountability for his own
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misogynistic behavior.
He needs to grow up.
That refuses to takeaccountability for his own
misogynistic behavior.
He needs to grow up.
The second comment is myfavorite Wow, who cares?
Exactly.
And then the other guy goes.
Today I learned that apparentlyJustin Baldoni invented the man
bun.
See, see what I mean.
Justin Baldoni is nobody.
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To anybody who doesn't knowabout any of this, let's say
that those few lines from amovie were about JB.
So what comedies, tv shows andsocial media make jokes about
people in the public eye all thetime, unless it's slander, no
one sues.
Plus, I had not associated thelines with JB until the attorney
mentioned it.
You see what I'm saying, though.
Like there's people out herewho make fucking sense.
Okay, nobody's.
Nobody's attributing thoselines of that movie to this man
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because nobody knows who he is.
I had to look up who JustinBaldoni was and his fucking list
.
His filmography is nothing.
It's indie shit that nobodywould watch.
He's a writer or a producer.
He's behind the camera.
He's nobody.
He's not an actor.
He acted in this movie, didsome shit wrong and instead of
apologizing it, we're stillhearing about some shit wrong.
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And instead of apologizing it,we're still hearing about it
months later.
And now he's trying to callRyan Reynolds into account and
again, wolverine.
Like I mentioned last time, theycut it out.
Like, what are we doing?
What is happening?
Is this what constitutes asnews these days?
Of course, I'm making itentertaining because of my
commentary, because what thefuck, dude Like these
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politicians and thesecelebrities are duking it out
for who's going to be morefucking popular this year in the
news?
And I got to tell you I missthe early 2000s where Jessica
Simpson and Nick Lachey weresaying you know buffalo wings
and chicken of the sea is tunaand all this other stupid shit
they made fun of.
Where is my era of good realityTV?
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Housewives of New York thatshit was dope, too when it first
came out.
Now, who the fuck knows?
Real Housewives of New Jerseythat shit was funny.
What is going on?
Can we get back to that?
I don't understand.
This is why I'm not watchingnew shit.
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The Golden Bachelor already himand his woman have split because
he's got cancer.
He is terminal.
How long were they even marriedfor?
First of all, don't.
Here's my problem with that.
Why wouldn't you guys staymarried?
Why wouldn't you guys just staymarried?
You're proving the point topeople that this shit is just
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for the public eye.
He acts like he can't spendtime with his family and his new
wife.
That is the stupidest thingI've ever heard.
Anyway.
And here's another good one.
Why are you shitting on BettyWhite?
Here's another good one.
I read there was so muchinteresting but not interesting
shit at the same time.
This one.
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I was like there ain't no wayBetty White would make fun of a
fat person.
But here we are right.
We're in 2025.
The woman's been dead for likewhat a year.
Now Sally Struthers claims to befat shamed by Betty White.
First of all, sally Strutherswas, is fat, still is.
Okay, the actress spoke about alet's see.
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Sally Struthers says she wasfat shamed by Betty White, calls
her a very passive, aggressivewoman.
You're only saying this shitbecause this woman's dead,
because I guarantee you, if theif, if she was alive, the Lord
would have granted her so muchadrenaline and strength to beat
the fuck out of Sally Struthersand I would pay for that fight.
I would pay to see that fightBecause, unfortunately, I wish I
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could take back my portion ofthe Netflix subscription that
fucking subscribed to theTyson-Logan-Paul shit.
Okay, the actress spoke about amoment she felt fat shamed by
the star, although she sharedlove for one of her Golden Girls
co stars.
This was back in 1990, whatever.
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On the January 13th episode oflet's Talk About that with Larry
Saperstein and Jacob Belotti,the 77 year old actress spoke
about some of her pastinteractions with White, who
died in 2021.
Jesus Christ, four years, at 99years old, the All in the
Family star told the host thatthe house used for the exterior
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of the Golden Girls house was upthe street from where she lived
in LA's Brentwood neighborhood.
Then she said that now thatshe's gone she wanted to talk
about White.
You're a pussy bitch for thatone.
You're a pussy bitch for thatone.
You should have talked abouther while she was alive so she
could defend herself.
She's dead, bro.
I can't wait for her fuckingfamily to come after you.
For that shit, I can't wait.
This is the kind of shit thatmakes me mad.
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If you hate me in real life,tell me while I'm alive, bitch,
because we not going to solve it.
While I'm alive I'm just goingto take that anger and angst and
be happily walking to my gravewith it, because Betty White
don't do that national treasurelike that.
I know everybody loves her.
They loved her so much,struthers said they signed
petitions to get her to guesthost Saturday Night Live.
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I know all that.
I didn't have such a greatexperience with her.
She called her a very passive,aggressive woman.
Sally Struthers, you're uglyand fat.
How about that?
How about that one?
The Gilmore Girls actress saidthat once she went to White's
house to work on a pilot for anew game show, white asked her
housekeeper to bring themsomething to eat.
Then the plate was set in themiddle and it was cookies, I
think.
So I reached for a cookie andshe said in front of everyone oh
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, I wouldn't do that if I wereyou, dear, you don't need a
cookie.
Good for her, fuck you.
The hosts were shocked, totally, fat shamed me in front of the
rest of the people in the room,struthers said and I thought,
gosh, that's not nice.
So clap back at her in person.
Stupid ass, defend yourself.
So you really must have feltfat then, because if you're not
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fat and she says something likethat, take the cookie anyway,
bitch, and eat it in front ofher happily and spread the
crumbs everywhere.
That's what you do.
You don't do this.
Pussy, bitch shit.
Struthers had much more positivememories of another Golden
Girls star, however, bea Arthur.
Arthur guest starred on All inthe Family during the show's
second season as Maude, thecousin of Jean Stapleton's Edith
Bunker.
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Wow, sally Struthers was nicelooking.
Bea Arthur comes in and she's aforce of nature, struthers told
the hosts of the star, who diedin 2009 at age 86.
She remembered that beforefilming an episode, the cast
would do a run through for theproducers and people from the
network.
Sometimes they'd look up, butyou couldn't count on them for a
lot of laughs because they weretoo busy making sure we said
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the words that were on the page.
But Arthur was filthier than adrunken sailor and put all sorts
of expletives in her lines toshock these men.
The actress shared Arthur endedup starring as Maude in an
eponymous All in the Familyspinoff before joining Golden
Girls.
Struthers also told the hostthat she would often run into
Arthur at the grocery store andend up laughing with her in the
aisles.
She would trash everyone weever knew.
The actress remembered I lovedhow filthy she was.
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So you like someone who'soutright filthy, but you don't
like someone telling you to keepyour cookies in check.
Anyway, what a pussy bitch.
Struthers, who won two Emmysfor All in the Family, most
recently starred in A man on theInside with Ted Danson.
She also starred as Babette onGilmore Girls and has worked
widely as a voice actress onseries including Dinosaurs and
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Tailspin, in addition to arecent theatrical production of
an old-fashioned family murder.
Fuck this pussy bitch.
First comment why would you talkabout her now?
Why would you tarnish someone'slegacy when it happened a whole
century ago?
Fyi, you won't stay relevant bydoing what you're doing.
Leave the dead to rest, becauseI guarantee you she's loved by
everyone.
That's what I'm saying, bruh.
That's cute.
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You tried to be cute about it,lady.
Another comment comment Really,let's just leave Betty alone or
anyone else who's passed awayand cannot defend themselves.
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Very inappropriate.
So you're mad because BettyWhite was mean to your face, but
you talk trash behindeveryone's back.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh my God, people are making somuch sense I'm about to cry.
Quit, trying to stay relevant.
Your hypocrisy is comical.
I assumed White had a mean girlside after seeing her reaction
to Getty and others mentionednot always even to her, it was
to anyone with her close, bysomeone she clearly didn't like.
Getty especially was strong andfit.
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Her described treatment of herand jokes White made openly
after she died, whatever.
Now that she's gone she wantsto talk trash about her.
What an utterly tacky,classless woman.
If that's the true story.
Yes, betty was mean, but youdon't wait until someone's died
and then start bad-mouthing themwhen they can't tell their side
.
I might have felt sorry forSally except for her story about
ragging on everything, everyonewith Arthur.
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At least Betty said it to herface, unlike her back, right?
So many bitches are making somuch sense I might fucking cry.
She spoke of the real BettyWhite that she knew as a
neighbor and was a guest in herhouse.
It was rude and mean of her toserve cookies and fat shame her.
People never forget how someonemakes you feel bad, but bad
mouthing someone after they'redead and can't defend themselves
or even apologize isn't cooleither.
Maybe the way b arthur came offfunny, outrageous, but not
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cruel.
But I do know people that saythey love celebrities, love this
character or image, but theyreally don't know the real
person, whatever that means.
Wow, she should know betterthan to diss betty white.
She's just looking forattention.
Also, big deal if she made acomment about a cookie 50 years
ago.
Is that what fat shaming is Forreal, bruh?
This is what I mean, though,with Brooke Shields and now
Suzanne Struthers.
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Sally Struthers, excuse me,listen to me, bitches, if you're
going to be like this now, youshould have been like this back
then.
Okay, all of a sudden, bitcheshave backbone years after
something happened.
Do it when it happens in themoment.
Stick up for yourself.
Don't do this pussy footingaround waiting on shit, like I
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did that shit one time.
That shit just sits with you.
Just let that anger out in themoment.
Okay, stop doing this.
I'm going to wait and see how Ifeel about it.
You could sleep on it for a day, allow yourself a day to
collect your thoughts, okay.
But we're not going to do this50 years later after someone's
dead shit, or we're not going todo four years later after my
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vagina feels good.
I'm going to complain that hedid it without my consent.
And then compare it to rape isalso fucking, just outrageous.
Like celebrities, get your headout of your ass.
Golden Girls was an awful show.
Besides the theme song, allthey did was make fun of each
other.
Shut the fuck up soft ass,christine.
Shut the fuck up soft ass,karen.
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Not everyone agrees with yourstatement.
People like what they like,right, like this.
This section is not forcomments about Golden Girls.
This is about Sally Struthersbeing a pussy bitch, okay, and
you know Michelle Obama being apussy bitch, and also who else?
Justin Baldoni is definitely apussy bitch.
Tell you that this, and thenI'm gonna close it on this one,
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because this is my favoritething I read because I posted
this in my family chat and I waslike I wouldn't give y'all shit
.
Either, after family excludesher from a group trip, a woman
wins the lottery and says shewon't be sharing the winnings.
I'm telling you right fuckingnow, if I won the lottery and my
family was like, yeah, we don'twant you on this trip, or if
I'm the only one that's notinvited and everybody else says
some shit and I play the lottoand I win, you bitches ain't
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getting a dime dime.
Okay, you guys ain't given afucking pubic hair of money.
The woman says she only learnedher family was planning a trip
without her when her sisterposted about it on Instagram,
which is also fucked.
A woman who just won thelottery says she won't be giving
any of the winnings to herfamily after they excluded her
from a group trip.
In a post shared to Reddit, theanonymous 28-year-old good for
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you bitch writes that she comesfrom a family of five her
parents, two siblings and herGrowing up.
I was always the black sheep,she writes.
My siblings were the goldenchildren and while I wasn't
outright ignored, I definitelygot the short end of the stick,
even as an adult.
The woman writes she's beenostracized, including recently
when her family planned a bigoverseas trip, one that she
found out about via her sister'sInstagram posts.
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When I asked why I wasn'tincluded, my mom said we didn't
think you'd want to come andbesides, we're tight on budget.
It hurt, but I let it go, sheadds.
She continues fast forward to amonth ago.
I bought a lottery ticket on awhim and ended up winning a
life-changing amount over 2million.
I decided to use the moneywisely paid off debts invested
and set aside some for fun.
I didn't tell my family rightaway because I didn't want them
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to treat me differently.
After she bought a new car,however, her family began asking
questions and when she toldthem the news, they were furious
.
She writes.
My mom said it's selfish tokeep all that money to myself
when they're struggling.
News to me.
Given the vacation, my sisterhinted that I should pay for her
student loans and my brotheroutright asked me to buy him a
house, she writes.
She continues I calmlyexplained that I wasn't
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obligated to share just becausewe're related, especially given
how they've treated me in thepast.
I mentioned the trip as anexample of how I've been
excluded.
My dad said that was different.
This is family money.
No, the fuck, it's not.
No, it isn't.
It's definitely not fuckingfamily money.
If it's my fucking money thatbought the ticket, if we all
went in on it, sure Now thefamily's calling her an
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ungrateful brat and saying I'mruining the family dynamic.
Y'all ruined the family dynamicfor her first by excluding her
from a family trip.
Reddit users are weighing in onthe situation, with many
commending the poster forcutting off her family.
It's your money and yourdecision on how you want to
spend it.
It's obvious they neverrespected you to start with.
They don't deserve anythingfrom you, wrote one Another
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added.
Added another Reddit user.
It's a harsh reality thatsometimes the people who should
love and support us end up beingthe most the source of the most
pain and hurt you.
Goddamn right, brah.
They wouldn't give shit for me,brah.
I miss the part where it wasfamily money.
She bought the ticket herself.
It wasn't a buy-in.
All of a sudden they'restruggling financially, as the
daughter pointed out, but youcan travel overseas.
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I say nay, nay.
They couldn't give her the timeof day.
Now, all of a sudden she'stheir daughter and sister and
they have all this love and timefor her.
I guess they all will just haveto save their money and not go
on lavish trips.
What a shame, bro.
I'm about to cry with all thesecommon sense people.
If this were one of those AITHposts, I'd tell her no, it's not
like 2 million is a significantsum to be helping a whole
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family anyway.
The audacity to say it's familymoney when her money bought the
ticket is laughable.
Blood doesn't make you familymakes you related.
What she chose to do with herwinnings is none of their
business, but I do hope she tookan extravagant trip with
friends and overposted it.
She's doing the right thing.
This is their karma fortreating her like an outcast her
whole life.
I think that it was fate thatshe won the lottery and even
though money can't fix the hurtshe suffered with, it is a nice
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respite for what she's had todeal with.
The way my family is, I wouldn'tshare with them either.
They've lied and stolen from meover the years.
No way would I share anythingwith them.
Bro, this isn't about you.
Don't take a comment sectionand make some shit about you.
That clearly is not Immaturebehavior, a childish and petty
act of revenge.
It's my opinion that shewouldn't have shared any of the
money, which is her right.
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Morale may be suspect if thefamily could use help but not
sharing, because not beinginvited to a vacation that's
just what she believes Soundslike a good justification.
Yeah, fuck, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, dude Wouldn't share adime.
You go, girl, I'd use some ofthe money on a really good
therapist, relocate to adifferent continent and change
my number to the family.
Bye, felicia, that's a good one.
I would leave too.
Fuck y'all.
Wow, I don't think I wouldshare either.
How is this family money?
The origin of all this?
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Predates her winning a lottery.
Everyone has free will, illtreatment of her and now she's
exercising hers.
What goes around comes around.
Funny how now her family wantsto include her in their life.
Bravo.
I would suggest giving them eacha card that you insert money
into for a birthday and such andplace two dollars in each one.
Tell them go buy a lotteryticket that's delicious, on your
way out of the door.
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Tell them that you're headingoverseas to visit the places
that you could have been had youbeen invited.
Sounds like a bunch of moneyrubbers.
I'd be ashamed.
Nah see, I would not give themmoney.
I would give each one a smallgift card, less than 50, and
call it a day.
She included them more so thanhow they included her.
I'm not giving them shit.
An adult that's what he put ashis name.
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Give them 25.
Nope, not giving them shit.
That's why family starts withan F.
What the fuck does that mean?
Parents ruin the familydynamics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Excuse the typos, I didn't seethem before posting.
Bad eyesight.
You go girl.
I've been in the same boat, butI'm positive I'll have my
lottery day someday soon.
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Enjoy, do you, and don't giveup.
Don't give a rip, yep, rip, yep.
Exactly.
Fuck that, fuck that family,bro.
I put that in my family groupchat and I was like if y'all
ever exclude me from shit, justknow, this is how I'm responding
.
If I hit the lotto, that's all.
It's not gonna be nothing crazy, it's not.
It's just you can get the fuckout of here.
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That's it.
I'm not.
I love y'all, that's it.
I'm not.
I love y'all, but that's it.
That's it for me.
Queen, you're not getting alick of my money.
So these were the articles thatI read this week and they were
fantastic.
Okay, some of it was stupid,some of it's unnecessary, but
some of it I had to entertainyou guys with.
So I hope y'all enjoyedlistening.
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I love you guys.
I will speak to you guys nextweek.
Sorry, already looking throughmy mail for the next fucking
articles and I already have onefucking starting with Justin
Baldoni.
But it's amazing.
I can't wait to talk about moreof this shit with you guys.
I had a really good time withit, I had a lot to say about all
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of it and I'm glad I waited toshare it with you guys.
My special people Love you somuch.
Hope you enjoy your upcomingweekend and the rest of your
week and I'll speak with younext time.
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Love you guys.
Bye, thank you.
What's up people?
Happy Thursday.
We're back with another episode.
I just got off the phone withmy mom and I realized what time
it was.
I was like holy shit, it's late.
It's not late, it's 1145.
But I'm usually up doing thisearlier than that and releasing
it by now.
So we'll see how this goes.
I hope everyone's having a goodThursday.
I do have plans to go to thisconvention.
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I'm hoping tomorrow, becausetoday I have too many errands
that are by my house for me todo that and enjoy myself.
So we'll see what happens.
If I have anything to report,it'll probably be next week.
If I don't end up going forsome reason because I'm not
feeling well, then I will letyou know that too.
Not that I wanted to do that ona free ticket, but being home
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so nice lately and with, likeall these RSV shits and all this
other stuff, I have asthma Ican't really be fucking with
disease right now.
So I'm probably just going tochill at home.
I think it's just better to bein a contained environment.
So we'll see.
I may go, I may not go, we'llfind out what happens next time.
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But yeah, it's nice weather outright now it's 50s, low 50s.
This would be considered springweather over in New York, which
I miss sometimes for my friendsand for my people.
It was so funny because I spoketo Chuck, my friend Charles,
yesterday and it's so ghetto tocall someone whose name is
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Charles Chuck he told me somecrazy shit yesterday and I for
some reason remembered a pieceof information and told him said
piece of information.
So I was like, wow, that'sreally funny that I remembered
something like that, becausethat's like ancient history,
that's like a decade, a decadeago memory that it's like wow,
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why the fuck do you rememberthat?
Also, I have to record beforemy sister gets here, because
then she's going to be loud asfuck.
Actually, no, I'm lying.
When she comes over, she doeswhat older kids do.
She's in college now, which isso to prove a point that I'm old
, I'm 35.
I'm going to be 36 this yearand she is going to be 19, which
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is really funny, because I waslike she's the youngest, I'm the
oldest, obviously, and it'sjust funny to see how she's.
It's very funny to hear howkids act a certain way when
they're a certain age, butactually seeing in person is
really funny, like she doesexactly what a college kid would
do in their home with any typeof family.
She's just on her phone in herown little world in like a
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separate room.
It's separate togetherness.
That's what our family doesLike.
I used to go out with this kidin high school whose mom made
being spending time togethersuch a big deal that anytime she
would see you know me and mymom hang out I'm upstairs, my
mom's downstairs watching TV.
So I'm upstairs playing videogames, she's downstairs.
So I was like that was funny,because she always made fun of
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that.
She was always like oh yeah,yeah, I know you guys are
spending time together.
What are you watching TV in theliving room?
And she's up in her room and mymom used to go yup and it was
like not even offensive to her.
It was just so funny that shemade such a big deal out of it
when we didn't care.
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We were together in the house,she knew where I was, she didn't
have to worry about anything,like when kids go out.
Parents have to worry,especially in this day and age
when everything, anything goes.
It seems like these days likenobody.
The credentialing process ofteachers and all this shit I
feel has fell by the wayside.
Then you hear all this shit inthe news about kids and adults,
and it's like ugh, I don't evenwant to get into that because
I'm going to get sick, I'm goingto make myself sick, but yeah,
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there's so many things that goon and it's like what?
Like that was my ex's mother'sbiggest problem is that we were
never in the same room spendingtime together, which was so
stupid, because every time Iused to want to hang out with
her son, obviously the bedroomdoor was open, but she always
used to come in every fiveseconds to check in and see how
we were doing.
Like, but you just saw us.
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You just saw us.
Okay, so we were just in theliving room eating dinner
together.
Like, can me and the boyfriendjust watch TV?
We're sitting on the bed.
We're not laying on the bed,we're sitting on the bed.
The door is open.
We can hear you guys coming,though, so it's not like me and
him can't, like make out andthen stop as soon as we hear you
hit a certain wood beam on thefloor, you know.
In any case, though, that's notwhat I want to talk about, but,
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um, it was a good non sequitur,I guess, to the next idea, which
is Brooke Shields bonus labiasurgery.
I saw this shit and what thehell I'm writing on my iPad.
I have class from eight.
What Eight?
What Is it supposed to be?
830 to 1230?
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Okay, all right, queen, justtext it to me, because this
writing on this shit is not.
Queen, just text it to me,because this writing on this
shit is not all right.
Anyway, brooke Shields bonuslabia surgery.
Now I saw this in my email andI was like how does this apply
to me, bro?
How does this apply to me?
Are you telling me that I needlabia surgery because I need to
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know the deets?
Open this shit.
There we go, fuck.
Brooke Shields says surgeonperformed irreversible bonus
during labia surgery without herconsent.
That's insane.
Let's see.
Brooke Shields detailed how amale plastic surgeon threw in a
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little bonus procedure withouther consent when she underwent
labia reduction surgery afterspending years struggling with
discomfort.
Oh my God, what we considernews these days is hilarious.
I think we're just bored.
It's just boredom and we'rejust finding other things to
entertain us.
Maybe Brooke Shields was likehey, I'm bored, let me just be
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the center of attention for asecond.
Let's see, Get out of my face,e-news ad.
I'm not joining your newsletter.
Shut the fuck up.
Brooke Shields will no longerbeat around the bush when it
comes to women's health.
That first line.
Whoever did that is a fuckinggenius.
The Suddenly Susan actressshared in her new memoir that
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she underwent labia reductionsurgery during her 40s after
spending years struggling withdiscomfort, chafing and bleeding
.
Holy shit, how big are yourlips.
What do you mean?
Chafing and bleeding?
What's going on?
How big were they?
However, during post-op checkupwith her surgeon, she said she
learned he also performed avaginal rejuvenation procedure
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while she was under the knife,without her consent.
I'd be lying if I said I'm notembarrassed to share this very
intimate information she wrote.
And Brooke Shields is notallowed to get old, per US
Weekly.
But if we are allowed, but ifwe were to change the way we
approach and talk about women'shealth, then we need to bring up
the uncomfortable but very realissues.
Girl, you had fucking.
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What Elephant titus of thevagina?
What do you mean?
Your labia was chafing andbleeding.
According to Brooke, her doctorseemed proud of the twofer,
even though she didn't want theirreversible procedure.
He informed me that he threw ina little bonus.
Brooke recounted in a US Weeklyinterview published January 8th,
it felt like such an invasion,such a bizarre, like rape of
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some kind.
First of all, don't compare.
Don't compare that shit to that.
Okay, don't compare that shitto that, because rape and what
happened to you are twodifferent things.
He didn't stick his dick in you, sweetheart.
He helped fix your vagina.
Okay, also, did you sue him?
Because if you're just sayingthis shit, fucking, other
celebrities are going to go tohim too and be like give me the
twofer, please give me the brookshields.
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She continued.
Nothing pointed toward.
This needs to be tighter orsmaller or firmer or younger,
especially there.
Well, the 59 year old kept quietabout her experience to husband
chris henchy for the longesttime.
She's now going public with herstory as a way to raise
awareness about women's autonomyover their personal health
appearance.
As Brooke, who shares daughtersRowan Henchy and Greer Henchy,
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put in her book, shame is nolonger an option.
Okay, rowan is 21 and Greer is18, not that that matters.
Brooke's memoir is not thefirst time she's gotten candid
about societal beauty standards.
After all, the Pretty Baby alumonce said aging is not a
graceful process.
It isn't interesting, isn't itinteresting how we even have to
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say okay, well, if you're goingto age, you're going to have to
do it gracefully.
She told Allure last yearexcuse me, but fuck you, ma'am.
Now you've seen Brooke Shieldsin plenty of shit.
Does she look like the type ofperson that says fuck?
She does not look like the typeof person that says fuck.
She looks like the type ofperson who would play a princess
in a documentary film, like ina Lifetime movie, something
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about one of the royals.
She would definitely be in that.
But she's not someone who'sgoing to go off and say fuck you
.
So she's just trying to be edgy, like just say pussy or
something.
I want to hear an interviewwhere she actually curses,
because none of this shit makesme feel relatable to her,
because Vajrajuv is probably thecoolest thing you could ever
get done and he's not trying toinsult you, he's trying to help
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you out.
That's the other side of it.
She feels insulted because,what you know?
You got a monster mouth downthere.
You've got Franken pussy goingon Like what's the problem?
He just gave you a hand,literally.
Brooke added grace comes fromgiving yourself acceptance and
kindness, as well as facingreality.
If you don't like what'shappening to your stomach, do
sit ups.
She added, those things to me,are graceful.
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I think being graceful as youage is just admitting the truth
and then seeing what you'recomfortable doing about it.
For more celebs speakingcandidly about plastic surgery,
keep reading I don't care aboutAriana Grande's fillers, like
there's so many other thingsthat I don't care about.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard sheunderwent a rhinoplasty.
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She looks good.
Let's see who else.
Caroline Stanberry, realHousewives of Dubai.
She had a facelift.
Okay, good for her.
Selena Gomez has gotten Botox.
Well, she got too much ifyou've seen her face lately.
Brandi Glanville who the fuckis that?
The former Bravo star has beencandid about her plastic surgery
procedure in the past,including getting a nose job,
having breast implants anddabbling.
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Yeah, you could tell themtitties are fake.
What the fuck?
Now she's turned to CellSound'sbody sculpting treatment to
tighten her stomach.
I have actual abs, she toldpeople in an interview published
March 21st.
I have lines on my stomach thatI haven't had since before I
got pregnant.
I think any mother knows afterkids, the elasticity of your
skin will never be the same.
Maybe just do you know what?
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I don't have time.
Who's Jill Zarin?
I don't know any of thesepeople.
Brittany Cartwright who's the?
What show is the Valley, marthaStewart?
No shit, martha Stewart.
After years of denying cosmeticprocedures, the lifestyle
expert recently confessed thatthe February 8th episode of her
eponymous podcast that she getsBotox, fillers and lasers to
tighten her skin.
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I don't think a lot about age,but I don't want to look my age,
bro.
Tori Spelling she looks crazy.
Her breasts are too big.
Sharon Osbourne, excuse me, inaddition to getting candid on
using Ozempic for weight loss.
Anyway, you know, ozempic facehas gotten back.
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Lady Gaga, I've never had anywork work done, but I went
through a phase when I wassmoking pot, when I was really
obsessed with getting a facialobjection.
Yo, when you smoke weed, youhave energy to go do other
things.
I was going to this strip mallin Chicago in the back.
Everybody was like you're a nutjob, I'm telling you.
I wasn't exactly in the bestframe of mind and I would smoke
a bunch of joints and have somedrinks.
I'd be like, oh, let's go seemy girl and we would drive to
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the strip mall and I would getshot up with a bunch of whatever
Juvederm and then leave.
She continued.
Now all the stuff is gone.
Before I shot the applausevideo, a photographer friend was
like Gaga.
I, a photographer friend, waslike Gaga.
I love you, but if you don'tstop injecting shit in your face
, I'm just going to kill you.
Bethany Frankel looks like amonster.
Olivia Colman I don't know whatshe played in the Crown, but
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she looks crazy.
Julie Chen Okay, don't reallyknow her.
Jamie Lee Curtis I've done itall.
I've had a little plasticsurgery.
I've had a little lipo, I'vehad a little lipo, I've had a
little Botox and you know what.
None of it works, but she stilllooks good.
Jamie Lee Curtis still looksgood.
Jennifer Aniston I had adeviated septum fixed Best thing
I ever did.
Uh, people told she took theactress, told people in 2007,.
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I slept like a baby for thefirst time in years.
As far as all the other rumors,as boring as it sounds, it's
still mine.
She does look like she hasn'thad anything done, though, and I
respect that about her.
Nene Leakes, nene Leakes.
Her eyes in this picture looklike she's in.
What is it?
The Quiet Place, yeah, or thenether?
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I don't remember what it'scalled, but fucking that movie
in the movie Get Out.
I don't know what they fucking.
It looks like her soul isactually hiding in the depths
and there's someone elsecontrolling her.
That's what her eyes look like.
In 2010, the Real Housewives ofAtlanta star revealed that she
had a nose job, a breast liftand liposuction Girl.
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We know.
Job of breast lift andliposuction Girl we know.
We know Kim Zolchak.
Oh God, she doesn't look thesame at all.
In 2015, the reality starcalled Dr Lenny Hochstein her
boob god doctor for giving herperky breasts.
Of course, the reality TVpersonality.
She looks good.
She looks different than when Ifirst saw her.
I didn't even know she hadbrown eyes.
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Lisa Rinna had her lips injectedwith silicone at age 24.
In 2010, she had some of thefiller removed.
I find it so interesting thatit's become such a big thing,
because I can't tell you howmany girls have done their lips.
I feel like I'm a pioneer, whatI was one of the first ones to
ever do it and be honest aboutit.
She also said I would do it andbe honest about it.
She also said I would do itagain.
I never had a career before Ihad lips, so my lips have had
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their own career.
Yeah, yeah, I will say that herhair besides her haircut, her
fucking mouth is probably whatgave her her career, and not for
sucking dick or anything, butjust because it looks so
appealing to get your lips donebecause of how her lips do.
So I wonder how her lips look,excuse me.
So I'm wondering how many peoplehave uh, how many people have
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gone to her doctor?
Like, how much business has shedrummed up for this plastic
surgeon?
Because there's no way.
There's no way he didn't makebillions off her.
Let's see.
Sorry, I'm downloading thee-news app because it's giving
me life right now.
Motherfucker.
I'll do it later.
I'll do it later.
Okay, don't care.
Um, let's go back to my othertab.
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Please, thank you, please,thank you.
Go back.
There we go, but the labiathing is insane.
Like Brooke Shields got tochill out.
Um, just be okay with a doctortrying to help you and this was
years ago.
This isn't even anything new.
Like she's just coming outabout it now.
Like, if you're going to be sorambunctious and uppity about
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this, why don't you just be realand come out with it when it
first happened to you?
You're not supposed to beembarrassed about something like
that, especially if you'regoing on this tirade of aging
gracefully.
If a doctor caused a problemfor you, report that shit
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immediately.
There's no reason oh my God, Ijust like sucked up a whole
bunch of sugar in my straw.
There should be no reason foryou to be hiding from that.
You shouldn't have to hide that.
If, especially if you're goingto act like a bitch about it now
, be a bitch when it firsthappens.
Be a vagina bitch when ithappens.
Okay, go hard for your vaginaIn any case.
So Jimmy Carter's funeral waslast week or earlier this week,
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I forget, bro, but they madesuch a big deal out of Trump
being there and not even thefact that Trump was there.
But one of the funniest thingsthat I saw happen was that
fucking Barack and Trump weresitting next to each other and
Barack was happily chit chattingwith Trump and I thought that
was so funny, not because ofanything politically related,
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but because of the way KamalaHarris acted about it, like she
literally.
It was literally like when yougo to lunch in high school,
right, and two people that youknow are beefing in public
actually sit down and have aconversation together.
They don't fight each other,they don't like put up fists
like they're going to punch eachother in the face.
They actually just sit for acommon cause and just talk to
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each other and probably somecrazy shit like ha ha, you're
going to fuck up the presidency,ha ha.
And then Trump goes ha ha, fuckyou, your name is Barack,
something stupid like that.
And Kamala is so busy sittingwith her husband and she fucking
like looks behind him and seesthem two talking and she like
goes like sighs real heavy, likeyou can see it.
And her husband looks at herlike yeah, bitches.
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And she looks back at him likeyep, they bitches, and that's it
.
But it's the funniest fuckingthing.
If you ever have a chance toview that clip, you got to see
it.
It's Barack and Trump at JimmyCarter's funeral.
But like she acted all pissedoff, like you know, she was
supposed to be in theconversation Bitch you, lucky
you, even at Jimmy Carter'sfucking funeral.
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How did you get the invite?
Was it an accident?
Because ain't no way.
Someone was like oh yeah, wegot to have Kamala there.
Oh man, and not not politicallyraised.
This is not politically raisedas a point, it's just fucking
hilarious.
Then I find another caveat tothat.
This is funny.
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Michelle Obama is not one topretend for protocol's sake,
source says, about her skippingTrump's inauguration.
The former first lady madewaves after distancing herself
from two recent events where shewould come face to face with
President-elect Trump.
Shortly after Michelle Obamaannounced her plan to stay home
during Donald Trump'sinauguration, a source familiar
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with her thinking tells peoplethat the former first lady would
also would not want to fake asmile for someone whom she still
considers a threat to Americandemocracy.
There's no overstating herfeelings about Trump.
She's not one to plaster on apleasant face and pretend for
protocol's sake, michelledoesn't do anything because it's
expected, or it's protocol orit's tradition.
Listen, if your man is talkingto Trump, it's too late.
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It's too late.
You could say whatever you want, but you're a first lady, you
weren't a president, so youropinion kind of doesn't matter,
but I find it entertaining, solet's keep going.
The source notes that Trump'shistory of attacking the Obama
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family and making disparagingcomments, so let's keep going.
That she could for eight yearsas first lady.
The source says of herfulfilling her official
responsibilities in 2017.
You'll see her when she has aproject or cause to promote, but
she doesn't feel the need to bea public figure anymore.
On January 14th, the formerfirst lady's office confirmed to
people that she would not joinher husband, former President
Barack Obama, at Trump'sinauguration Days earlier, she
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also missed former PresidentJimmy Carter's funeral, where
she would have been seatedbeside President-elect Trump.
Her advisers attributed herunexpected absence to a
scheduling conflict, statingthat she was in Hawaii on an
extended vacation.
According to CNN's Jeff Zeleny,historically, presidential
funerals and inaugurations areoccasions when former presidents
and first ladies come togetherin honor of the nation's highest
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office.
Secondly, kamala Harris wasneither Well, she was a vice
president, right, so all right,fine.
Whatever, trump threw a wrenchin that longstanding tradition
after losing his 2020 reelectionbid when he refused to attend
the inauguration of his opponent, joe Biden.
Trump's absence four years agomarks the first time since 1869
that a president refused toattend their successor's
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swearing in With roles reversedin 2025,.
Biden expressed a desire toreturn to normalcy, aiming to
put past tensions behind him andpass the baton back to Trump in
person on January 20th.
Though the Clintons and Bushesfollowed the Biden's lead by
committing to attend Trump'sinauguration, michelle, who
spent the 2024 campaignexpressing her concerns about
Trump's vision for America,broke from the group of former
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first couples.
People's Source says that thedeath of Michelle's mother,
marianne Robinson, in 2024 hasweighed heavily on the Obamas in
recent months, suggesting thatcelebrating their first holidays
without Robinson may haveamplified a sense that self-care
and quality time with familyare more important than tense
political appearances.
Why would it have been tense?
You don't even have to sayanything to that motherfucker.
Just stand there.
I've gone to plenty of familyfunctions where I don't fucking
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talk to anybody.
My fucking one cousin, I wentto his child's birthday.
He didn't even talk to me.
Now, one time His wife did,though, and I went, I sucked it
up and went like what the fuckis the problem?
You don't have to eat shit.
You can just chill, chill insilence, be like ah yes, this
wine is great.
Ah yes, this.
Just chill, chill in silence.
Be like, ah yes, this wine isgreat.
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Ah yes, this champagne's great.
And then just fucking go homeand then talk shit with Barack
on the car ride home which iswhat I do with my man Like, oh
my God, did you see what she waswearing?
Oh my God, like from any familyfunction.
It's been an emotional time forher.
The source says the holidayswere always a time for family.
In Hawaii, in December,michelle teared up on the
Jennifer Hudson show afterbringing up her mother saying
that Robinson inspired her newself-help guide Overcoming a
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workbook.
The beauty of this book wasthat I was able to write a love
letter to my mother to my mom,she told Hudson, adding that
it's sprinkled with the commonsense wisdom she left me with.
Like your voice matters, I seeyou, you got power, girl bye.
The first comment is so stupidthough.
Is Michelle going to be missedat the inauguration?
Not by President Trump, that'sfor sure, nor by anybody else
that has a lick of sense.
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She'll be missed like ahangnail.
Anyway, don't be a hater likethat.
But I'm just saying, like youknow, there's certain things,
there's certain hills to die on.
This isn't one of them.
So I get what she's trying todo by making a public statement,
but her husband already fuckingfaltered there.
Okay, because they don't agree,apparently because he's going
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and attending shit that he's atthat Trump is at.
So basically he's negating whathis wife is saying, which is I
don't stand with Trump, which islike that's what I mean by
saying that you know, her shitdoesn't really matter because
her husband's already committedto attending things that he's at
, even after all that shit.
And you know what that is.
That's growth bitch, like,listen, race.
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I'm not saying racism is a goodthing.
I'm not saying any of that shit.
What I'm saying is that at somepoint you have to just let shit
go.
Are you going to be angry thewhole your whole life?
I mean I can because of stupidshit like this.
But like, at the end of the day, trump's another stupid white
man.
Like, how many more stupidwhite men do we have?
We have so many.
This country was founded onstupid white men, bringing
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stupid white men problems toeverybody else, like us Spanish
idiots, or you know AfricanAmerican idiots or Native
American idiots or MexicanAmerican idiots, or you know
African American idiots orNative American idiots or
Mexican American idiots orimmigrants who are idiots?
Like everybody's an idiot.
Brooke Shields, white woman,idiot vagina.
Like let's loop back around tothat white woman, idiot vagina.
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And then we got, you know,hillary Clinton white woman,
idiot vagina.
She, like you know what I mean.
Like everybody's stupid.
There's no smart people in thisworld.
There's people who build up,people who want them to look
smart.
Like Elon Musk, he's failing ina couple of ways.
Socially speaking, he lookslike he could not speak to a bar
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of soap in the shower.
He can put E equals MC squaredto use and make some fucking
robots.
Make Teslas that look ugly asshit.
Make that stupid ugly Teslatruck.
We also got Jeff Bezos, who'sthe only thing that he did
really good was Amazon.
That same day shipping hits sogood.
That same day package oh my God, the first time they ever did
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same day shipping, I'm tellingyou right now.
He fucking hit the mark withthat one.
But we've become impatient,though, because now we want
everything same day, otherwisewe lose our fucking shit.
Today, for example, I'm goingto give you a little break from
some bullshit that I've beenreading.
I went to fucking so I woke upthis morning.
It's my day off.
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I have tomorrow off as well.
I woke up.
I was like all right, I don'thave any iced coffee.
I put a shipped order in forsome groceries.
I put an Amazon order in forsome like household utensil
shits, like I got some, uh, afour in one dicer like a
vegetable and fruit chopper.
Holy fuck, that thing's goingto get used.
I got that.
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I got an extension cord, kindof, for the living room, because
by my couch I have an outlet,but it creates a dent in my
couch when you plug anything in,and I don't want that because
I'm crazy.
What else did I get?
Toilet paper, I got a wholebunch of stuff.
So two orders down, okay.
So I said both of those thingsare out the way.
So two orders down, okay.
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So I said both of those thingsare out the way.
So I'm going to go getsomething to eat.
For breakfast.
I went to Dunkin'.
They fucked up my coffee, whichI'm not surprised, and they
also fucked up my food, whichI'm not surprised.
This Dunkin' over heresupposedly just underwent new
management.
They need new management againBecause I asked for my basic
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order, which is typically abacon, egg and cheese on a plain
bagel toasted with butter.
Okay, one sentence bacon, eggand cheese on a plain bagel
toasted with butter.
You can put it together as afucking hashtag at this point,
because everybody from New Yorkorders the same shit and I can't
find a place here that'll do itright.
Maybe Einstein bros or BagelBrothers, something like that.
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They might be good, but Ihaven't tried it yet.
So I got my food.
They checked it, so they checkit now.
So I was like are we sure?
Because this bag looks kind oflight?
So are we sure that this is mysandwich.
So the chick is nice and shegoes and she checks.
She goes yep, this is yoursandwich and sandwich.
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So the chick is nice and shegoes and she checks.
She goes yep, this is yoursandwich.
And she gives me my coffee.
My coffee has no taste to it,like I taste everything else.
I don't taste the coffee, but Idon't taste the sugar.
So I asked for an iced hazelnut,light and sweet, which means I
want a boatload of creamer ormilk in it and I want a boatload
of sugar in it.
Okay, I want to be in a sugarcoma, all right.
So I taste it.
And I want a boatload of sugarin it.
Okay, I want to be in a sugarcoma, all right.
So I taste it and I'm like, ohmy God.
I looked at the bottom and theygave me the lightest amount of
sugar they possibly could.
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I don't know who's running thatplace, but I need new
management in there ASAP.
So of course, I'm like, allright, when I get home I'll fix
it, but at least my sandwich isall right, right, wrong.
I don't know what cheese theyused, but it was not yellow
American.
It tasted more like provolone,if I'm being honest with you and
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it's more of a bitter taste.
It's a difference in taste,okay.
And then my bagel was dry,which means they either didn't
toast it or they didn't putbutter, or both.
So I was texting my cousin,nikki, and I was telling her
about it and I was like she goesthat Duncan, you just kind of
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like have to order and pray thatthey give you the right shit.
I'm like, and you know what'sfunny is that it's probably
because I went through thedrive-thru, because if I'd
actually stepped up in thatbitch and waited for my food,
opened it up in front of them,I'd have been like no, this
cheese isn't correct and there'sno butter or anything else on
my shit, so go back there and doit again.
So when I got home and not onlythat, they don't even fucking
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give out napkins anymore, andI'm sure I've complained about
this before, but are thesenapkins coming out of your
paycheck?
I got not one lick of napkin,which is also why I waited to
eat it, because if there wasbutter on it it was going to
drip all over the place.
And there goes my pajamas andthere goes my happiness for the
day.
So I had two agendas today Ihad to get breakfast and then
I'm out of lotion in thebathroom.
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I come to that conclusionyesterday that today was going
to be the day I go out and getlotion.
And, thankfully enough, in thesame plaza that that fuck ass
Dunkin Donuts is in, there is aBath and Body Works.
So I went over there and, ofcourse, as soon as I get in
there, I'm like ah yes,everything smells delicious.
I walk up in there, this chicknamed AJ comes up to me and she
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goes Hi, so what are you in themood for today?
Or welcome in.
So I'm like hey, so I'm justkind of looking around, but I
might be interested in a newscent, but I definitely need a
lotion.
I have nothing left in my house.
So she goes okay, well, myname's AJ.
Do we have a new fragrance here?
Have you smelled this yet?
I was like no, it's aSweethearts collection, like the
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damn candy, and it was forValentine's Day, I'm guessing.
She goes this is the firstscent that's ever utilized grape
, I guess.
So she sprays it on the littlepaper, she gives it to me and
I'm like oh, I'm going to needthis entire shelf, I'm going to
need this entire display.
So of course, I smell it andshe goes yeah, it's a
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collaboration with theSweethearts candy.
Smell it and she goes, yeah,it's a collaboration with the
sweetheart's candy.
So I'm like, fuck, yeah.
So then of course I go it's buythree, get one free.
And they always get you withthat shit.
You get you buy three full sizeproducts, get one free.
So of course I grab two bodylotions, a body cream and a body
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wash.
So that's four items.
And then, of course, as I makemy way to the front, they have
the little antibacterial things.
So I get one of those and I getan axolotl to hold it.
So that shit is.
I love Bath and Body.
They can take all my fuckingmoney, if I'm being honest with
you.
So I spent a lot of money todayand tomorrow, I think, will be
a pedicure day, today's a waxday, and then that's it.
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And then I'm sitting home therest of the weekend and watching
all the bills take the rest ofit.
So then, of course, once I'mdone there, I go up to the
counter to pay for my shit andby 3, I get one free.
So I'm like, fuck, yeah, thisis going to be good.
So all five of those, all six,wait, yeah, all six items came
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out to $60.
So I was like, okay, and that'swith the buy three, get one
free.
She's like, yeah, so it'sactually.
What they do is the differencein the cost of one item is
subtracted from every item youbought.
So from those four items theysubtracted like two to $3 each
on each thing, because the oneitem alone would have cost like
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15 bucks.
So it was like, oh, that'sinteresting, like I'd never had
anyone explain it to me becauseI never actually cared before.
But like you start to careabout what you're spending your
money on as you get older andlike I said, 35, going on 36,
and I'm starting to care wheremy pennies go, all right, so
that was my fun little fuckingmorning.
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And then, of course, I someone'smail was still coming to this
address, which is stillincorrect, obviously.
So to do the mail carrier afavor, I wrote on the envelopes
resident no longer lives at thisaddress, on all three pieces
that were just sitting on thecounter, because my boyfriend
refuses to put it in theoutgoing.
I'm like bro, just put it outthere, he goes.
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No, he doesn't deserve to getthat mail.
I'm like that makes no fuckingsense.
He's not getting it anyway,like if he didn't do mail
forwarding, that's his fuckingproblem.
And then you know the person.
The company can email him andthey'll figure it out.
Just put it in the outgoing.
I don't want it in my house,fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, that's the stupid,asinine conversation we're
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having.
All right, let's go back tothis bullshit.
Justin Baldoni versus Deadpool.
So here we go.
So anyone who's seen Deadpoolversus Wolverine has seen all
the different variants ofDeadpool, because that's what
happens.
He goes into another universeand he meets all of the other
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characters.
He meets Ugly Pool, the fuckingdog.
He meets Nice Pool and GirlPool and Kid Pool and Baby Pool
and all this shit.
It's hilarious.
That movie was good.
Girl pool and kid pool and babypool and all this shit.
It's hilarious.
That movie was good.
Anyway, justin Baldoni isclaiming that nice pool was
characterized after him and I'mlike, okay, why?
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Because you wore your hair in abun one time.
Because that's the side by sidecomparison they make.
So they have Justin Baldoni onthe left wearing a man bun and
then on the right they show RyanReynolds as nice pool,
obviously with no mask on,because it's beautiful and
fucking hair in a, in a man bunlike a half up half down.
So I thought this was so funnybecause he goes.
Justin Baldoni's lawyer claimsRyan Reynolds mocks actor in
Deadpool and Wolverine.
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No question.
Brian Friedman weighed in onfan speculation that the
Nicepool character was based onthe it Ends With Us
actor-director.
How long is this going to go on?
For?
Someone need to kill themselvesand that's it.
Justin Baldoni's lawyerresponded to fan theories that
Ryan Reynolds took a shot at hisactor-director client and his
Marvel blockbuster Deadpool andWolverine, stating that there's
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no question that the characterNicepool was a dig at the star.
Attorney Brian Friedmanappeared on Megyn Kelly's
SiriusXM show to talk about thelegal troubles between Baldoni
and his it Ends With Us co-star,blake Lively, who has accused
Baldoni of sexual harassment.
Kelly brought up the theoryduring sharing a Deadpool and
Wolverine clip featuring thecharacter Nicepool, a
man-bun-donning, pseudo-feministvariant of Reynolds Deadpool.
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It's stupid.
What I make of it is make ofthat is if your wife is sexually
harassed, you don't make fun ofJustin Baldoni.
There's no question it relatesto Justin.
I mean anybody that saw thathair bun.
If somebody is seriouslysexually harassed, you don't
make fun of it.
It's a serious issue.
First of all, nobody evenfucking knew who he was.
Nobody even fucking knew who hewas before this movie and all
this accusation shit.
I like how he goes.
What I make of that is if yourwife is sexually harassed, you
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don't make fun of Justin Baldoni.
Who the fuck is Justin Baldoni?
A coke slumlord?
What are we talking about?
Justin Baldoni is only has aname right now because of it
ends with us and this fuckinglegal thing they're going
through.
I don't understand how they'remaking Justin Baldoni out to be
like Harvey Weinstein or someshit, and Harvey Weinstein is
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like half dead in jail, like thecomparison of these two people
is outrageous.
Bruh, what do you mean?
And Ryan Reynolds can make funof whoever the fuck he wants to.
Okay, like there's no who cares.
In the clip, the alternateversion of Deadpool, also played
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by Ryan Reynolds, introduceshimself as Nicepool and says of
the character played by Livelywait till you see Ladypool.
She's gorgeous, she just had ababy too, and you can't even
tell who the fuck.
I don't think you can say that,remarked Deadpool, to which
Nicepool responded that's okay,I identify as a feminist.
Lively filed a lawsuit againstBaldoni last month, accusing the
actor and director of sexualharassment on set and
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orchestrating a smear campaignagainst her to ruin her
reputation.
Who thought of that during thismovie?
Who thought of that?
Unless they're just watching itnow and they're like, oh shit.
Who's heard Justin Baldoni havethis conversation with her
about how her body looks goodafter she just had a kid?
Ryan Reynolds wasn't even onset for that to have happened.
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Lawsuit against Lively.
The fallout for Baldoni has beenswift His agency dropped him.
A former publicist, too, hasfiled her own lawsuit against
him and his current publicityteam, and Liz Plank, who
co-hosted Baldoni's podcastabout rigid gender roles and
toxic masculinity, announced herdeparture from the show.
Justin Baldoni the firstcomment Justin Baldoni is a huge
man child that refuses to takeaccountability for his own
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misogynistic behavior.
He needs to grow up.
That refuses to takeaccountability for his own
misogynistic behavior.
He needs to grow up.
The second comment is myfavorite Wow, who cares?
Exactly.
And then the other guy goes.
Today I learned that apparentlyJustin Baldoni invented the man
bun.
See, see what I mean.
Justin Baldoni is nobody.
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To anybody who doesn't knowabout any of this, let's say
that those few lines from amovie were about JB.
So what comedies, tv shows andsocial media make jokes about
people in the public eye all thetime, unless it's slander, no
one sues.
Plus, I had not associated thelines with JB until the attorney
mentioned it.
You see what I'm saying, though.
Like there's people out herewho make fucking sense.
Okay, nobody's.
Nobody's attributing thoselines of that movie to this man
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because nobody knows who he is.
I had to look up who JustinBaldoni was and his fucking list
.
His filmography is nothing.
It's indie shit that nobodywould watch.
He's a writer or a producer.
He's behind the camera.
He's nobody.
He's not an actor.
He acted in this movie, didsome shit wrong and instead of
apologizing it, we're stillhearing about some shit wrong.
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And instead of apologizing it,we're still hearing about it
months later.
And now he's trying to callRyan Reynolds into account and
again, wolverine.
Like I mentioned last time, theycut it out.
Like, what are we doing?
What is happening?
Is this what constitutes asnews these days?
Of course, I'm making itentertaining because of my
commentary, because what thefuck, dude Like these
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politicians and thesecelebrities are duking it out
for who's going to be morefucking popular this year in the
news?
And I got to tell you I missthe early 2000s where Jessica
Simpson and Nick Lachey weresaying you know buffalo wings
and chicken of the sea is tunaand all this other stupid shit
they made fun of.
Where is my era of good realityTV?
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Housewives of New York thatshit was dope, too when it first
came out.
Now, who the fuck knows?
Real Housewives of New Jerseythat shit was funny.
What is going on?
Can we get back to that?
I don't understand.
This is why I'm not watchingnew shit.
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The Golden Bachelor already himand his woman have split because
he's got cancer.
He is terminal.
How long were they even marriedfor?
First of all, don't.
Here's my problem with that.
Why wouldn't you guys staymarried?
Why wouldn't you guys just staymarried?
You're proving the point topeople that this shit is just
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for the public eye.
He acts like he can't spendtime with his family and his new
wife.
That is the stupidest thingI've ever heard.
Anyway.
And here's another good one.
Why are you shitting on BettyWhite?
Here's another good one.
I read there was so muchinteresting but not interesting
shit at the same time.
This one.
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I was like there ain't no wayBetty White would make fun of a
fat person.
But here we are right.
We're in 2025.
The woman's been dead for likewhat a year.
Now Sally Struthers claims to befat shamed by Betty White.
First of all, sally Strutherswas, is fat, still is.
Okay, the actress spoke about alet's see.
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Sally Struthers says she wasfat shamed by Betty White, calls
her a very passive, aggressivewoman.
You're only saying this shitbecause this woman's dead,
because I guarantee you, if theif, if she was alive, the Lord
would have granted her so muchadrenaline and strength to beat
the fuck out of Sally Struthersand I would pay for that fight.
I would pay to see that fightBecause, unfortunately, I wish I
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could take back my portion ofthe Netflix subscription that
fucking subscribed to theTyson-Logan-Paul shit.
Okay, the actress spoke about amoment she felt fat shamed by
the star, although she sharedlove for one of her Golden Girls
co stars.
This was back in 1990, whatever.
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On the January 13th episode oflet's Talk About that with Larry
Saperstein and Jacob Belotti,the 77 year old actress spoke
about some of her pastinteractions with White, who
died in 2021.
Jesus Christ, four years, at 99years old, the All in the
Family star told the host thatthe house used for the exterior
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of the Golden Girls house was upthe street from where she lived
in LA's Brentwood neighborhood.
Then she said that now thatshe's gone she wanted to talk
about White.
You're a pussy bitch for thatone.
You're a pussy bitch for thatone.
You should have talked abouther while she was alive so she
could defend herself.
She's dead, bro.
I can't wait for her fuckingfamily to come after you.
For that shit, I can't wait.
This is the kind of shit thatmakes me mad.
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If you hate me in real life,tell me while I'm alive, bitch,
because we not going to solve it.
While I'm alive I'm just goingto take that anger and angst and
be happily walking to my gravewith it, because Betty White
don't do that national treasurelike that.
I know everybody loves her.
They loved her so much,struthers said they signed
petitions to get her to guesthost Saturday Night Live.
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I know all that.
I didn't have such a greatexperience with her.
She called her a very passive,aggressive woman.
Sally Struthers, you're uglyand fat.
How about that?
How about that one?
The Gilmore Girls actress saidthat once she went to White's
house to work on a pilot for anew game show, white asked her
housekeeper to bring themsomething to eat.
Then the plate was set in themiddle and it was cookies, I
think.
So I reached for a cookie andshe said in front of everyone oh
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, I wouldn't do that if I wereyou, dear, you don't need a
cookie.
Good for her, fuck you.
The hosts were shocked, totally, fat shamed me in front of the
rest of the people in the room,struthers said and I thought,
gosh, that's not nice.
So clap back at her in person.
Stupid ass, defend yourself.
So you really must have feltfat then, because if you're not
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fat and she says something likethat, take the cookie anyway,
bitch, and eat it in front ofher happily and spread the
crumbs everywhere.
That's what you do.
You don't do this.
Pussy, bitch shit.
Struthers had much more positivememories of another Golden
Girls star, however, bea Arthur.
Arthur guest starred on All inthe Family during the show's
second season as Maude, thecousin of Jean Stapleton's Edith
Bunker.
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Wow, sally Struthers was nicelooking.
Bea Arthur comes in and she's aforce of nature, struthers told
the hosts of the star, who diedin 2009 at age 86.
She remembered that beforefilming an episode, the cast
would do a run through for theproducers and people from the
network.
Sometimes they'd look up, butyou couldn't count on them for a
lot of laughs because they weretoo busy making sure we said
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the words that were on the page.
But Arthur was filthier than adrunken sailor and put all sorts
of expletives in her lines toshock these men.
The actress shared Arthur endedup starring as Maude in an
eponymous All in the Familyspinoff before joining Golden
Girls.
Struthers also told the hostthat she would often run into
Arthur at the grocery store andend up laughing with her in the
aisles.
She would trash everyone weever knew.
The actress remembered I lovedhow filthy she was.
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So you like someone who'soutright filthy, but you don't
like someone telling you to keepyour cookies in check.
Anyway, what a pussy bitch.
Struthers, who won two Emmysfor All in the Family, most
recently starred in A man on theInside with Ted Danson.
She also starred as Babette onGilmore Girls and has worked
widely as a voice actress onseries including Dinosaurs and
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Tailspin, in addition to arecent theatrical production of
an old-fashioned family murder.
Fuck this pussy bitch.
First comment why would you talkabout her now?
Why would you tarnish someone'slegacy when it happened a whole
century ago?
Fyi, you won't stay relevant bydoing what you're doing.
Leave the dead to rest, becauseI guarantee you she's loved by
everyone.
That's what I'm saying, bruh.
That's cute.
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You tried to be cute about it,lady.
Another comment comment Really,let's just leave Betty alone or
anyone else who's passed awayand cannot defend themselves.
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Very inappropriate.
So you're mad because BettyWhite was mean to your face, but
you talk trash behindeveryone's back.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh my God, people are making somuch sense I'm about to cry.
Quit, trying to stay relevant.
Your hypocrisy is comical.
I assumed White had a mean girlside after seeing her reaction
to Getty and others mentionednot always even to her, it was
to anyone with her close, bysomeone she clearly didn't like.
Getty especially was strong andfit.
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Her described treatment of herand jokes White made openly
after she died, whatever.
Now that she's gone she wantsto talk trash about her.
What an utterly tacky,classless woman.
If that's the true story.
Yes, betty was mean, but youdon't wait until someone's died
and then start bad-mouthing themwhen they can't tell their side
.
I might have felt sorry forSally except for her story about
ragging on everything, everyonewith Arthur.
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At least Betty said it to herface, unlike her back, right?
So many bitches are making somuch sense I might fucking cry.
She spoke of the real BettyWhite that she knew as a
neighbor and was a guest in herhouse.
It was rude and mean of her toserve cookies and fat shame her.
People never forget how someonemakes you feel bad, but bad
mouthing someone after they'redead and can't defend themselves
or even apologize isn't cooleither.
Maybe the way b arthur came offfunny, outrageous, but not
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cruel.
But I do know people that saythey love celebrities, love this
character or image, but theyreally don't know the real
person, whatever that means.
Wow, she should know betterthan to diss betty white.
She's just looking forattention.
Also, big deal if she made acomment about a cookie 50 years
ago.
Is that what fat shaming is Forreal, bruh?
This is what I mean, though,with Brooke Shields and now
Suzanne Struthers.
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Sally Struthers, excuse me,listen to me, bitches, if you're
going to be like this now, youshould have been like this back
then.
Okay, all of a sudden, bitcheshave backbone years after
something happened.
Do it when it happens in themoment.
Stick up for yourself.
Don't do this pussy footingaround waiting on shit, like I
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did that shit one time.
That shit just sits with you.
Just let that anger out in themoment.
Okay, stop doing this.
I'm going to wait and see how Ifeel about it.
You could sleep on it for a day, allow yourself a day to
collect your thoughts, okay.
But we're not going to do this50 years later after someone's
dead shit, or we're not going todo four years later after my
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vagina feels good.
I'm going to complain that hedid it without my consent.
And then compare it to rape isalso fucking, just outrageous.
Like celebrities, get your headout of your ass.
Golden Girls was an awful show.
Besides the theme song, allthey did was make fun of each
other.
Shut the fuck up soft ass,christine.
Shut the fuck up soft ass,karen.
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Not everyone agrees with yourstatement.
People like what they like,right, like this.
This section is not forcomments about Golden Girls.
This is about Sally Struthersbeing a pussy bitch, okay, and
you know Michelle Obama being apussy bitch, and also who else?
Justin Baldoni is definitely apussy bitch.
Tell you that this, and thenI'm gonna close it on this one,
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because this is my favoritething I read because I posted
this in my family chat and I waslike I wouldn't give y'all shit
.
Either, after family excludesher from a group trip, a woman
wins the lottery and says shewon't be sharing the winnings.
I'm telling you right fuckingnow, if I won the lottery and my
family was like, yeah, we don'twant you on this trip, or if
I'm the only one that's notinvited and everybody else says
some shit and I play the lottoand I win, you bitches ain't
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getting a dime dime.
Okay, you guys ain't given afucking pubic hair of money.
The woman says she only learnedher family was planning a trip
without her when her sisterposted about it on Instagram,
which is also fucked.
A woman who just won thelottery says she won't be giving
any of the winnings to herfamily after they excluded her
from a group trip.
In a post shared to Reddit, theanonymous 28-year-old good for
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you bitch writes that she comesfrom a family of five her
parents, two siblings and herGrowing up.
I was always the black sheep,she writes.
My siblings were the goldenchildren and while I wasn't
outright ignored, I definitelygot the short end of the stick,
even as an adult.
The woman writes she's beenostracized, including recently
when her family planned a bigoverseas trip, one that she
found out about via her sister'sInstagram posts.
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When I asked why I wasn'tincluded, my mom said we didn't
think you'd want to come andbesides, we're tight on budget.
It hurt, but I let it go, sheadds.
She continues fast forward to amonth ago.
I bought a lottery ticket on awhim and ended up winning a
life-changing amount over 2million.
I decided to use the moneywisely paid off debts invested
and set aside some for fun.
I didn't tell my family rightaway because I didn't want them
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to treat me differently.
After she bought a new car,however, her family began asking
questions and when she toldthem the news, they were furious
.
She writes.
My mom said it's selfish tokeep all that money to myself
when they're struggling.
News to me.
Given the vacation, my sisterhinted that I should pay for her
student loans and my brotheroutright asked me to buy him a
house, she writes.
She continues I calmlyexplained that I wasn't
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obligated to share just becausewe're related, especially given
how they've treated me in thepast.
I mentioned the trip as anexample of how I've been
excluded.
My dad said that was different.
This is family money.
No, the fuck, it's not.
No, it isn't.
It's definitely not fuckingfamily money.
If it's my fucking money thatbought the ticket, if we all
went in on it, sure Now thefamily's calling her an
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ungrateful brat and saying I'mruining the family dynamic.
Y'all ruined the family dynamicfor her first by excluding her
from a family trip.
Reddit users are weighing in onthe situation, with many
commending the poster forcutting off her family.
It's your money and yourdecision on how you want to
spend it.
It's obvious they neverrespected you to start with.
They don't deserve anythingfrom you, wrote one Another
(49:24):
added.
Added another Reddit user.
It's a harsh reality thatsometimes the people who should
love and support us end up beingthe most the source of the most
pain and hurt you.
Goddamn right, brah.
They wouldn't give shit for me,brah.
I miss the part where it wasfamily money.
She bought the ticket herself.
It wasn't a buy-in.
All of a sudden they'restruggling financially, as the
daughter pointed out, but youcan travel overseas.
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I say nay, nay.
They couldn't give her the timeof day.
Now, all of a sudden she'stheir daughter and sister and
they have all this love and timefor her.
I guess they all will just haveto save their money and not go
on lavish trips.
What a shame, bro.
I'm about to cry with all thesecommon sense people.
If this were one of those AITHposts, I'd tell her no, it's not
like 2 million is a significantsum to be helping a whole
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family anyway.
The audacity to say it's familymoney when her money bought the
ticket is laughable.
Blood doesn't make you familymakes you related.
What she chose to do with herwinnings is none of their
business, but I do hope she tookan extravagant trip with
friends and overposted it.
She's doing the right thing.
This is their karma fortreating her like an outcast her
whole life.
I think that it was fate thatshe won the lottery and even
though money can't fix the hurtshe suffered with, it is a nice
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respite for what she's had todeal with.
The way my family is, I wouldn'tshare with them either.
They've lied and stolen from meover the years.
No way would I share anythingwith them.
Bro, this isn't about you.
Don't take a comment sectionand make some shit about you.
That clearly is not Immaturebehavior, a childish and petty
act of revenge.
It's my opinion that shewouldn't have shared any of the
money, which is her right.
(50:55):
Morale may be suspect if thefamily could use help but not
sharing, because not beinginvited to a vacation that's
just what she believes Soundslike a good justification.
Yeah, fuck, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, dude Wouldn't share adime.
You go, girl, I'd use some ofthe money on a really good
therapist, relocate to adifferent continent and change
my number to the family.
Bye, felicia, that's a good one.
I would leave too.
Fuck y'all.
Wow, I don't think I wouldshare either.
How is this family money?
The origin of all this?
(51:17):
Predates her winning a lottery.
Everyone has free will, illtreatment of her and now she's
exercising hers.
What goes around comes around.
Funny how now her family wantsto include her in their life.
Bravo.
I would suggest giving them eacha card that you insert money
into for a birthday and such andplace two dollars in each one.
Tell them go buy a lotteryticket that's delicious, on your
way out of the door.
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Tell them that you're headingoverseas to visit the places
that you could have been had youbeen invited.
Sounds like a bunch of moneyrubbers.
I'd be ashamed.
Nah see, I would not give themmoney.
I would give each one a smallgift card, less than 50, and
call it a day.
She included them more so thanhow they included her.
I'm not giving them shit.
An adult that's what he put ashis name.
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Give them 25.
Nope, not giving them shit.
That's why family starts withan F.
What the fuck does that mean?
Parents ruin the familydynamics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Excuse the typos, I didn't seethem before posting.
Bad eyesight.
You go girl.
I've been in the same boat, butI'm positive I'll have my
lottery day someday soon.
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Enjoy, do you, and don't giveup.
Don't give a rip, yep, rip, yep.
Exactly.
Fuck that, fuck that family,bro.
I put that in my family groupchat and I was like if y'all
ever exclude me from shit, justknow, this is how I'm responding
.
If I hit the lotto, that's all.
It's not gonna be nothing crazy, it's not.
It's just you can get the fuckout of here.
(52:39):
That's it.
I'm not.
I love y'all, that's it.
I'm not.
I love y'all, but that's it.
That's it for me.
Queen, you're not getting alick of my money.
So these were the articles thatI read this week and they were
fantastic.
Okay, some of it was stupid,some of it's unnecessary, but
some of it I had to entertainyou guys with.
So I hope y'all enjoyedlistening.
(53:02):
I love you guys.
I will speak to you guys nextweek.
Sorry, already looking throughmy mail for the next fucking
articles and I already have onefucking starting with Justin
Baldoni.
But it's amazing.
I can't wait to talk about moreof this shit with you guys.
I had a really good time withit, I had a lot to say about all
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of it and I'm glad I waited toshare it with you guys.
My special people Love you somuch.
Hope you enjoy your upcomingweekend and the rest of your
week and I'll speak with younext time.
(53:48):
Love you guys.
Bye, thank you.
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