February 20, 2025 • 43 mins
Bringing together a mix of everyday challenges and joyful experiences, this episode navigates the chaos of oversleeping, family dinners, and movie recommendations that inspire thought and laughter. Listeners will resonate with the themes of personal anecdotes, the importance of food in family dynamics, and engaging discussions of horror films.
• Struggles with waking up late leading to a chaotic day
• Lighthearted anecdotes about family interactions and food cravings
• Movie review of "The Autopsy of Jane Doe" focusing on horror elements
• Excitement over upcoming film releases
• Humorous chaos around dining out for holidays
• Reflections on work-life challenges and interpersonal communication
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Speaker 1 (00:42):
what's up, my beautiful people, we are back
with another episode this weekand we're on time.
We're on time.
Um, it is thursday.
We are doing a same day release, like I always do.
But also watch all this noisewhile I move.
This damn mic ding.
You probably heard all of it.
So, uh, I don't care aboutbackground noise anymore.
Fuck, I'm almost knocked over.
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I'm knocking over everythingover here.
Yeah, fix this tissue box, cool, probably.
So much noise.
So today might be a shortepisode.
It's getting less and less Ihave to report on, but I've been
waking up late for work, likealmost every day now.
Today was the second day I wokeup late.
I woke up at my normal time andthen I don't remember pushing
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stop on the alarm or telling youknow my girl Alexa over there
to be quiet.
But I wake up and it's half anhour later, legitimately, to the
minute.
So yesterday, wednesday, I wokeup at 630.
Well, I woke up at six and then630.
And today I woke up at 715 andthen woke back up at 745.
So I don't know what the fuck'sgoing on.
I think that's funny that it'sa legit 30 minutes later that I
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wake up.
My sister's coming over today.
So I have to make sure I recordbefore her noisy ass gets here.
She keeps talking to me aboutgetting Kobe and I'm like, dude,
if you want Kobe, so bad, justfucking go get it.
Go get it and bring it overhere and then we can, you know,
hang out.
I'm not in the mood foranything heavy like that.
I'm trying to like be good.
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I had a uh, I had tropicalsmoothie cafe for lunch, so
probably the heaviest thing I'lleat today.
I had Farina for breakfast.
It was so fucking good.
I found a really good recipe onthis website and I used it
yesterday and I was like goddamn, I was like impressed with
myself and I made a huge pot formyself, apparently.
So yesterday was one portionfor dinner, today was the second
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portion for breakfast and I hadthe three chicken, three cheese
chicken quesadilla.
I think Three chicken is crazy,all is well and an island green
smoothie.
Damn, sometimes that stuff justgets stuck in your throat.
You ever just wake up late forwork and you're like your whole
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entire day is fucked because Ihad to squeeze so much stuff
into a tiny amount of time toget to work on time, into a tiny
amount of time to get to workon time, and that was not my
favorite thing, but I'm stilltired, like today.
I could fall back to sleep atany moment.
So I had to get myself up offthe couch because me and
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Daniel-san fucking watched theAutopsy of Jane Doe, which,
always a good movie, feels likea classic at this point, very
underrated.
Always a good movie Feels likea classic at this point Very
underrated.
Watched it this past Halloweenwith Julio the chick's naked the
whole time.
Obviously because it's anautopsy, but all the stuff that
happens in it is crazy.
If you haven't seen it already,you should.
If you haven't seen it, there'sgoing to be spoilers in this,
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but watch it anyway.
Watch it anyway because for noother reason than my own, I
pretend like I don't know whatthese movies are about.
Excuse me, I had to yawn thereFor one reason or another.
I pretend to not know what'sgoing on in the movie, but I
know what's going on in themovie, so like I wasn't spoiling
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it for him, but he kept sayingdon't spoil it.
So it was good.
It's a good movie.
You should see it.
It's about a father and son whorun this morgue out of their
house and all this weird shitstarts happening when they bring
this body in.
They don't know what her nameis, but she just came from a
crime scene in which they don'tknow what happened there either,
because there's no forced signsof entry or anything, but
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everybody's dead and she's likethe main focal point and she
lives.
She's like half buried in thedirt, so who knows what was
happening when they were buryingher.
Like they don't show whathappens before she gets to the
morgue.
So apparently it's a small townand he's like the one that they
bring all the bodies to andthey trust and all this shit.
It's good.
It's good movie.
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It's short, so it ramps uppretty quick.
It was enjoyable.
No stupid sounds in thebackground to make you think
something else is going on.
It's just very straightforward,cut and dry, which that's kind
of like how I like my horrormovies.
I was talking to my mom about itlast weekend and she said that
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she watched it and she had herhands in front of her face like
she was scared.
I was like scared of what?
All the nothing going on.
It's literally just a dude andhis son taking pictures of
things opening the bitch up.
Like you know, learning all ofthis shit.
And my favorite part is all thebooks he has around him to like
know what he needs to know todo his job right.
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Like he has a Bible, he haslike a botany book.
He has a whole bunch of shitand that's cool.
I think that's one of the coolparts about a job like that is
the the ability to know andidentify certain things and just
be able to give people whatthey need as far as information
goes for their loved one.
Whatever, I can't wait to seeMonkey.
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The Monkey movie.
That shit's going to be so good.
It's by the guy who made LongLegs, let's see.
And it just looks like it'sgoing to be really intense.
Like it looks like it's goingto be one of those movies where
you're like what the fuck?
Because the trailer is justsomething else.
So essentially, this is what itis.
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Oh, it's another short movie,so that's good too.
So that means that's going tobe quick.
When twin brothers find amysterious wind-up monkey, a
series of outrageous deaths teartheir family apart.
25 years later, the monkeybegins a new killing spree,
forcing the estranged siblingsto confront the cursed toy.
And it's one of those monkeysthat has like the drum.
Is it the drum.
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Yes, it's a drum.
So the monkey that has the drumon it.
You wind it up and it hits thedrum.
And the trailer itself was sointense.
When we went to see Heart Eyes Iwas like this is the next movie
I'm seeing and, no, fuck,captain America, I'm not
watching it.
If I do watch it, it'll beprobably next year on my couch,
cause that's that's how much Ikeep up with.
The movies that don't do well.
Um, I was laughing because itsaid it was the number one movie
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in America for one weekend andmy boyfriend goes yeah, cause it
probably was the only movie outthat weekend which is hilarious
and not untrue.
So I said we have to see thismovie.
I'm like this is going to bereally good.
Um, let me see the same guyplays both twins, which is
really cool.
I like when they do that.
That's some good camera work.
Uh, wow, elijah Wood is in it.
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Um, Sarah, sarah Levy, sarahLevy, excuse me, cause I'm I'm
thinking of Eugene Levy and alland Dan Levy and all that shit.
Um, but yeah, that looks likeit.
Looks like it's going to becrazy.
Um, they showed a lot ofintense violence in it.
I got to get the tickets for it,though we do the reserve
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seating shit.
I don't know who's still goingto the movies and walking up
there and it's like, hey, twotickets for no bra.
There's apps, there'stechnology, there's all this
shit.
And even if I'm walking aroundthe mall and I'm like yo, the
movie theaters right there, youwant to see a movie, I'm not
going up to the movies to likestand there and wait for things.
Like you either go really earlywhere nobody is, which we did
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last time when we saw hard eyes,we saw like the first showing
of it, and the place is emptyand of course you turn around
behind you and there's 50million people on every line
possible.
So I like be well prepared forthings.
I like to plan without planning,which is kind of what we did
for Valentine's Day.
We went to Cheesecake Factorylast week and I planned without
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planning because apparently, ifyou go to the Cheesecake Factory
website, they don't allow youto do reservations for
Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.
So even if you try because evenmy boyfriend tried to, you know
, reserve something before weleft and I'm like, oh, is it
going to work?
And it didn't, it ended up notworking or not being the time's
not available, and I was like Itold you, bro, I told you that
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they don't do reservations fortoday or mother's day, so even
if you were to try and do itsame day reservation, it wasn't
going to happen.
So we get there, um, and we'reexpecting a long ass wait
because it's like 5 30 and letme tell you something the
parking lot there is fucking sodumb.
Like the parking lot there isso small, it's so small and
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people are just lapping theparking lot.
There is so small, it's sosmall and people are just
lapping the parking lot.
So I finally just turned to myboyfriend.
I was like, bro, can we just dovalet please?
Like I'll pay for it.
I just can't keep doing lapslike this.
And of course, his one of his,like his boss calls or something
, or the guy who plans theirshit, whatever.
Oh, the guy who does theirpayroll.
He calls and my boyfriend getsdistracted and I'm like but you
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keep looping, like just hit thevalet real quick.
And it's just crazy.
It's just, it's crazy how muchslower someone works on
something when they'redistracted.
And I don't blame him, I justblame the person who calls
because it's Valentine's Day andit's 530.
You don't get to take up my freetime with work, shit.
Now, it's not how that works.
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I'm like, no, you're off duty.
You've been off duty since 2.30.
I've been waiting to enjoy mydinnertime with you all day long
, all day long.
You don't get to take a workcall while we're in the parking
lot of where we're going to goeat.
Okay, I want to eat, I want toshower, and I wanted to just sit
and play computer games for therest of the night.
Well, I showered already, so itwas just, you know, eat and
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computer games.
So it was a fun night, thoughthe only thing that makes me mad
is that, you know, my tastesare changing again.
And, uh, I wanted the streetcorn rib things and, uh, it
tasted bitter.
It was, uh, it was super bitter.
Um, I did like the mac andcheese bites though they're
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always good Um, inhaled them,and then we both got the
Louisiana chicken pasta, which,unfortunately, I did not get to
eat as leftovers, um, so that Iended up throwing them out
yesterday as leftovers.
So I ended up throwing them outyesterday, unfortunately.
So then, after that, the nextday was a drive to my
grandmother's, which is almostthree hours away, of course,
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because we'll get stuck intraffic and instead of us
getting there at two o'clock, wegot there at four o'clock only
because we were doing bugbombing here, because I'm still
having pest issues of the roachvariety that I don't like and I
definitely believe it's comingfrom my neighbors.
We bug bombed the wholeapartment this time, not just
the bathroom, so hopefully thatdid something.
And then, of course, you know,the leasing office finally calls
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me back Monday.
I called the leasing officeFriday because I saw one in the
bathroom while I was trimming myhair.
Then you know they don't callme back Friday.
We go to my grandmother's, butwe left late because my
boyfriend just likes to dowhatever while I'm trying to
prepare for all of us to leaveAll of us, meaning him and
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myself.
I'm big on packing and makingsure everything is clean before
we leave, such as loading thedishwasher or anything like that
, getting anything off thecounter because we're bug
bombing.
So everything has to be movedfrom the bathroom.
Everything has to be taken offthe counter.
That's like edible or cups oranything that I have lying out.
The coffee maker I didn't cleanyet, I just cleaned the cutting
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board that I usually have outon my counter no-transcript.
We're all good there, so that'sfine.
So we went and we did that.
We went over to my grandmother'smy uncle was there, my aunt was
there, my parents were thereand my sister was there one of
them and uh, we were chilling.
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We ate so much, they drank somuch.
I just sat and watched and thenat a certain point I started to
feel like sleepy.
So it was just a long day ofjust being in a car for three
hours and then like having toentertain people and laugh and,
oh, eat this, eat this.
Like just putting food in myface all day.
I've never seen my sister eatso much.
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I was so proud.
I was like, fucking, finally,because she comes over here or
she goes home and she eats likeone meal a day and it's some
bullshit, like eitherChick-fil-A or McDonald's,
nothing good for you and nothingthat helps you with bowel
movements.
You know what I mean.
So it's just ridiculous.
She's ridiculous.
And she was like don't judge,don't judge.
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It's just like the best day ofmy life.
Everything tastes so good.
And I was like, yeah, I know,bro, she's been cooking.
They've been cooking this waytheir entire life, cause my
uncle made steak.
My grandma made chicken.
My uncle made bacalao salad,which is what my grandma, my mom
, my mother likes excuse me, mymom likes bacalao.
I don't.
Um, he, we fucking likequestioning him, like who is
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this guy that's bringing allthese fucking meats over to
Florida from Jersey?
Like that shit is so funny.
Like how do you get past TSAwith like a whole damn suitcase
full of meat?
Because he brought enough forobviously nine people and it was
like 40 day aged steak orsomething.
I don't know what theseasonings were, if there were
any.
That shit came out like butter.
Okay, you did not need a knifeto enjoy it, but I did use a
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knife for my chicken because thechicken was on the bone.
My grandmother made roastedchicken, which she's always the
bomb at, and she made white riceand red beans.
My uncle's contribution was asteak and the bacalao.
That's what that was.
Then my aunt made the cake.
She made a cake that had like awhat was it?
Custard, strawberry, pineapplein the middle.
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It was so good, but I got tostart throwing food out of my
fridge because it's starting tostink and make me sick.
So we ate a lot.
We hung out for breakfast onSunday.
My grandmother made pancakesand whatnot.
She made pancakes, eggs andbacon.
I was so full again we relaxedbefore we left.
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We got home at like four-ishyeah something like that and we
went around disinfectingeverything.
We bought a disinfecting sprayfrom Lowe's, went around the
apartment, sprayed down all thesurfaces, all our computer
chairs and whatnot.
He was very good about helpingwith that.
I started doing laundry andstuff.
You know the usual prep you doon Sundays.
I usually like to do laundry onSaturday, though because I'm so
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tired of you know, the daybefore I have to want to go back
to work.
I'm just like, what do I haveto do?
Like what tasks do I have?
And I'm like, nah, we're good,we don't want to do that.
So it was a whole lot ofmovement this weekend and then
Sunday Monday I was off anyway.
So I gave myself the day offbecause why not?
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I haven't really taken muchdays off.
I did for Thanksgiving and thatwas it.
I think I did the Wednesdaybefore and the Friday after
Thanksgiving because I'd neverdone that before and I had the
time.
Well, I didn't by the time Itook it, but I took it anyway
because, fuck it, and I justhadn't taken any time.
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I took time off, maybe inJanuary.
Yeah, I took time off inJanuary to go to Podfest and I
didn't end up going, but it'sall right, I'm just too tired.
Pod fest and I didn't end upgoing, but it's all right, I
just too tired.
Um, I put in a note for, like,remote work accommodations that
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I stopped getting coughed andsneezed on all day.
Um, I just don't feelcomfortable, like not even after
COVID, before COVID, like Ihave asthma, so I'm really
susceptible to a lot of things.
So, and when I get sick, I getreally sick and I really just
don't want to be in thatenvironment anymore.
So I'm trying to see what I cando to accommodate that,
especially because this joballows me to work from home.
So why not just be home all thetime and be in my own little
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bubble where no one's coughingmy face or directly near me,
going up and down them stairs?
In this weather?
I gained a little bit of weightand trying to lose some.
Um, not trying to lose some,but just trying to get my
breathing back up to where itneeds to be so that I don't hate
stairs.
So, so far, so good.
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I'm tired, though it's verytiring.
Um, the weather's making metired.
It's very gloomy out, it's verychilly.
Um, I like the cool weather.
Um, I don't like going out andin going outside to work in it
Like I don't like going outsideto work in it, like I don't like
going to my office with itbeing cold out.
So that's where the line is forthat.
What is this?
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Mary's saying that the GLuploads are failing.
I'll forward you the last email.
The upload portion has nothingto do with me.
Okay, anyway, I'll forward youthe last email.
The upload portion has nothingto do with me.
Okay, anyway, I'll fuckingtroubleshoot that later.
Let me just write back though.
Okay, we'll definitely Uploadin QuickBooks.
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Quickbooks, all right.
So I asked my questions.
No, shut the fuck up.
Sorry, it was a long littlepause there, but I had to type
something.
Um clients having an issuelet's see Um.
Um clients having an issuelet's see Um.
(18:02):
So another client issue I haveis one that I met with on.
Was it yesterday?
I think it was yesterday.
Hold up, okay, I'll take a look.
I'll take a look, take a lookand see what's going on.
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Leave me alone, bruh, all right.
So there's a client I meet withon a weekly basis.
They've had some troubles.
They've been complaining aboutbeing sick at the same time,
whatever.
Whatever.
I don't know if I mentioned this, but the project manager tried
to say that I was beingaggressive with my.
I don't know if I mentionedthis, but the project manager
tried to say that I was beingaggressive with my I guess my
line of questioning with themand I was like you know what,
I'll fall back on.
That.
That's me.
I'm sorry.
If I sound aggressive, I'llpull it back, whatever.
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So, of course, by me saying I'mpulling it back, it basically
just means bitch, I won't talkfor the rest of the fucking time
.
That's how you feel, which Ididn't.
I basically let her do herthing as a project manager and
let her deal with everything.
I'm like you know what, if youthink that I'm going to deal
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with you, like I have to workwith you, and then you talk that
shit to me about how I soundlike I'm being aggressive and
you can get the fuck out of myfucking face, how I sound like
I'm being aggressive and you canget the fuck out of my fucking
face.
So that's basically it.
What's the errors?
Decide to sign on when it'sjust each job uploaded, finally
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worked out the kinks that Icould download the payroll from.
Okay, I've been swamped withyear end and just finishing up
our annual financial audit thisweek Tried to upload my GL files
.
Today, my upload to QuickBooksfailed for every file, since it
is a dot.
I don't know why it's failing.
I like to schedule a meetingnext week to go over this
process and should.
The information ADP file doesin fact include payroll costs by
job number.
Bro, we went over this.
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I'm not meeting with thisfucking lady again.
We went through this.
Look at your template, look atthe fucking GL and that's it.
Transition of service.
Sing it out of my face, anyway.
So I, uh, I met with the sameclient yesterday and we
basically covered the same thing, because what happened is from
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one week to the next, I hearnothing from them, even though
I've reached out.
So Wednesday, meaning yesterday, um, I reached out to the
client and uh was like hey, sothis is what the document is
labeled.
Um, please take a look at it.
Let me know if you have anyquestions.
All I need is the accountnumber you're using in
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QuickBooks and I just need toknow, um, what you call it.
She's like I just need to know,like I just need to know what
the account numbers are so wecan start mapping this thing.
And she says oh well, I don'tsee the document here.
She showed me a screenshot ofit.
Fair enough, she doesn't haveaccess to it, robert does and
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Robert has a copy, so I don'tknow why Robert didn't just
share it with her.
So anyway, I basically have thesame conversation with them.
Yesterday during the meetingthat I had with them the prior
week, and the project managerwho was on with me was just
backing up the original one whocalled me aggressive and I asked
him.
I was like hey, so how did mytone sound any type of way
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during this?
Because I got some interestingfeedback last time from Megan
and I wanted to know if it'ssomething I actually do need to
improve on or if it's just a onetime thing.
And he was like he said thebest answer there is and I'm
going to read it to you.
Let me see.
Pull it up here real quick.
Where's his name at there it is.
So he says I said was my toneokay?
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I got some feedback from thelast meeting with Megan.
If there's an opportunity toimprove, I'm open to it, he goes
.
Yeah, it was fine with me.
He said I realized we haven'tworked together.
But just so you know, I wantyou to work how you're
comfortable.
Unless a leader or a clientcomplains, I'm going to let you
do your thing.
This job is tough.
I'm not here to police you.
We rocking together.
And I said she told me I cameoff a smidge aggressive last
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week and when I mentioned it tomy manager she laughed.
Like my manager was like okay,I need to hear what happened.
So of course, I had myone-on-one with her yesterday.
My manager and I told her whathappened and then she was like,
have you talked to her in person?
Like do you know who she is?
And it's not.
I was like, yeah, I've talkedto her in person, I've
introduced myself and whatever.
And it seems it seemed pleasant, uh, pleasant, like it didn't
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seem like anything was off, andshe goes all right.
Well, you know, it might havejust been like a one-time thing
and you know, if you wanted toever just reach back out to her
and let her know, you know thefeedback that you received from
jonathan, who was the projectmanager for that backed her up.
Um, just let her know that the,the feedback you received
yesterday during yesterday, likefrom yesterday's call.
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Sorry, I'm mincing my words.
What I'm trying to say is isthat she said that I should
reach out to Megan and say thatthe other project manager did
not share the same feedback andmaybe get a better understanding
.
But I was like I don't reallywant to take it that far.
I don't think it's that deep.
I think it was either justherself or myself having a day
and it just coming out in thecall, and I honestly don't think
it was me, I think it was moreher, because I was trying to
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joke with her on the side aboutit, because nothing I said to
her was said to the client.
Like when they gave me ananswer that I was like oh my God
, okay, so they did nothing.
I messaged her that I didn't sayit in the call, but it was like
whatever, fuck her, like Idon't really care, like I'm here
to get a job done.
If you don't like how I do shit, then I don't know what to tell
you.
But I'm never not going to behonest and I'm never not going
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to stop sounding the way I sound, and if I'm frustrated it's
because I'm not getting anythingdone with a client who needs
something done, and you're theproject manager and you're going
to be on my ass about it.
So excuse me if I soundfrustrated that people who I've
been in touch with since thebeginning of January and had
meetings with about this shithave got nothing done.
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I'm sorry if it comes out in myvoice.
It should come out in my voicebecause you're a fucking adult.
So be a fucking adult and doyour fucking job so I could do
my fucking job.
You know what I mean.
Like this isn't.
This isn't a tea party, thisisn't a birthday party.
I don't have to duck around andbe cutesy or whatever.
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I just do my job.
I ask you for things and if youdon't have them, you can't get
pissed off at me for not beingable to do my job.
So, like, what is the actualproblem?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Be you know, you should be.
Just be a little bit cooler onthem because they've been sick.
I don't care if they've beensick.
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They've had this paperworksince before they were sick and
now I'm being told by therepresentative who's supposed to
be helping them build theirshit on their side is trying to
cut out and say he's not a partof the whole thing and I'm like,
well, that makes no sensebecause he's the one building
that side of it for you andwe're supposed to work together
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on this.
So no, he cannot opt out ofhelping you.
He can't opt out, this is hisproject too.
You.
He can't opt out, this is hisproject too.
I don't know, I'm so sick ofpeople.
I really am like the wholething.
And then you wonder why I getpissed off.
Aggressive tone my dick.
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Okay, if you fucking want tohear aggressive, listen to this
podcast.
Cause I get aggressive.
My tone at work is neveraggressive.
I'm overly friendly, which isprobably why I'm so goddamn
tired at the end of the day,because I'm too busy trying to
be nice to everybody who walksup to me.
If we were actually allowed tobe who we were at work, wouldn't
that be nice?
If I was allowed to be thisfunny with my black humor and
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all this shit, like, do youthink that I would be, you know,
a little bit better after work?
Like there's some days where Ijust come home, make dinner and
pass out on my couch.
I'm just so tired.
Okay, I'm tired of peoplemolding me into somebody.
I'm not just to fit thesituation over it.
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Anyway, the only thing keepingme alive and my brain working at
work are these fucking puzzlebooks, because I legitimately
still have nothing to do.
And then when I get somethingto do, it's stupid tasks like oh
well, I don't know why thefile's not working in QuickBooks
, because you're stupid.
That's why it's because you'restupid, that's why it's because
you're stupid and because youdidn't ask me any questions and
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I assumed you were okay becauseyou didn't tell me anything
between the interim of meshowing you a walkthrough and
you being like oh, I've got up,I pulled every report up.
All right, bitch, see you later.
Transition to service Get outof here.
You later.
Transition of service Get outof here.
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Anyway, I really need to getback into reading.
I really miss reading sometimesbecause the reality I'm dealing
with is not as fun as thereality in a book and that we
can all agree on.
Okay, unless we're reading somehistorical shit.
Okay, unless we're reading somehistorical shit.
No, I'm not reading nonfictionanymore.
I'm 35 years old.
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I'm living in a nonfictionworld.
Okay, and you can take thatwith whatever you want.
I live in a nonfiction world inwhich people just do whatever
the fuck they want and get awaywith it, or they get arrested,
they get elected, or they starin movies.
Speaking of, I finally got towatch some of SNL 50.
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I liked it.
Didn't finish it, though, but Iwill.
I have, I do.
There's certain things that Ido like and there's certain
things that made me go.
Oh, my God, my childhood, like.
I remember staying up for thatshit when I was actually at the
age to do so and I was at theera of Jimmy Fallon, will
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Ferrell, sherry O'Terry, mollyShannon, um, chris Kattan
forward, um, chris Catan forward.
So all those people forward.
We had Andy Sandberg, billHader, jason Sudeikis, kristen
Wiig, um, no, kate McKinnon.
I kind of like stepped outafter that, um, I stopped
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watching.
But, uh, keenan Thompson hasbeen on it forever now.
I love it, I love, I love SNL Idon't like.
The thing that I've told youbefore is I don't like when
shows get political, when theystart putting politics into it
and thinking that that's funny,I turn it off.
I'm like, I'm not.
I'm not here for that.
I'm here to escape all thatshit.
Do you understand that?
You are my entertainment, awayfrom what is going on outside my
TV, like you are my takeawayfrom my pest situation.
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You are my takeaway from mybills.
You are my takeaway from taxes,from anything stupid I'm like,
from anything stupid going on inthis world.
You're my takeaway from it.
You are my TV, you are my.
You were my childhood.
You were my thing.
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That helped me ignore when mygrandfather and grandmother used
to yell.
You were my.
Let me put the TV louder sothey could scream at each other
in the living room while Iwatched TV in the bedroom.
That's what you were for me.
You were my escape, just likevideo games are my escape.
So when I decide to play videogames and watch something on my
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screen, I'm attempting to justbe in my zone.
I'm attempting to be anintrovert on a thousand.
Okay, I'm just.
While I'm playing video games.
This is the best metaphor forjust putting on a set of
headphones and getting to workon whatever you want to do in
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your spare time.
It's walking around yourapartment naked.
That's what it is.
It's not giving a fuck what'sgoing on around you.
It's not caring who sees you,which is nobody, because you're
not outside.
It's I'm naked in my apartmentand that's that.
That's what putting on videogame headsets are to me.
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When I put this shit on, I'mnaked.
Don't look at me.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm just sitting here in myleather chair, naked, chilling,
playing video games.
It's not literally happening.
It may have happened once, butthat's because it was really hot
.
But I get cold in here now, soI'm fully clothed Right now.
I got pajama, pants on a tanktop and I got my robe and a
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blanket chilling.
So that's what we're doing, butI'm living life.
I'm living life.
I'm simming, I'm fucking playingAvowed now, which is pretty
cool.
It's a good little time waster.
We'll get into that in a second.
But yeah, we're nude up in thisbitch.
When video games take hold, andthat's gonna be the new thing.
Alright, nude gaming.
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Imagine if that was my fuckingname on anything.
That would be so wild.
What is this Sally Beautyletting me know some other shit?
I don't need anything right now, but it's not making me spend
money.
Um, I think I got to get rid ofthe fruit in my fridge.
Speaking of money, I would lovesome really good Chinese food
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right now.
My mind's just bouncing betweenfoods, like I just ate.
I just ate and I feel like Ineed to take it out.
Um, but yeah, so also we werediscussing fucking in my old
team chat.
We were discussing a beveragewars kind of, and the debate was
whether or not an energy drinkis considered soda.
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Because we were saying thingsat the same time in the chat
that one of the representativeswas finally jinx you and me a
coke.
So I was like, do you evendrink soda?
And he was like does energydrinks count?
And I said no, bruh.
No, he's like well, it's, it'ssweet and it's fizzy, and it's
in a can.
And I'm like, bruh, we can dothat about anything.
Okay, we can sweeten up jizz,put it in a can with some fizzy
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water.
And there you go is jizz?
Put it in a can with some fizzywater and there you go Is jizz
going to be considered soda?
That's absolutely insane.
Let's put blood, fizz it up alittle bit and put some
sweetener in it.
Is that soda?
Is that an energy drink?
Like what I'm, so done.
And then of course, you know, Iget my brain dead.
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Ex ex manager on.
I'm like all right, here we go.
King of the energy drinks isgoing to tell us right now if
energy drinks are consideredsoda.
And he was like well, and Isaid, well, this already seems
like a bad idea, because this iswhat these drinks are doing to
you.
And he goes.
I actually haven't had one inthree weeks and I was like wow,
what the hell.
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I was like, wow, okay, proud ofyou, let's go, let's go.
And he goes call that vitamin Bpoisoning.
Because someone said someonesaid, oh, post New Year.
And he's like how about postvitamin B poisoning?
I didn't think you could getthat from energy drinks.
I know someone who got that offof supplements, like taking too
much vitamin B extract orwhatever.
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I know someone got that fromthat.
I didn't know you could getthat from an energy drink.
And I'm like you know whatdoesn't do vitamin B poisoning,
though I think someone mentionedit earlier, was it me?
Oh, yes, it was me.
You know what doesn't do that?
Soda.
And I was like it's all saidout of love, but soda is not
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going to give you vitamin Bpoisoning bruh, the only thing
it'll do is make you fat, fatand too much caffeine, which,
whatever on that.
But yeah, that was the debatethis morning.
And then we started getting intoother drinks.
He brought up, someone elsebrought up water, and then what
was the other thing?
Oh yeah, I brought up someonedrowning on up water.
And then what was the otherthing?
Oh yeah, I brought up someonedrowning on milk during a
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fucking contest to win aplaystation I think it was a
four or five, like they had a ona radio show.
They had a contest hey, howmuch milk can you drink?
And some lady tried to chug itand she fucking died.
But in any case, I'm really notdoing that email today.
I'll.
I'll send the message to my uh.
I'll send a message to one ofmy mentors who's been helping me
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and see what she says about it.
But yeah, I'm just not.
I'm not dealing withcomplicated shit when I work
from home because I'm in my zone.
So once I stop recording, I'mprobably going to throw some
laundry in and I'm just going torelax for the rest of the day
until my sister gets here andbothers me.
No, I love her.
She's so funny, though All of asudden she wants to be besties.
And I'm like, bro, we neverused to like this when you were
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younger.
And you're like, yeah, becauseyou hated me.
And I'm like, yeah, you're damnright, cause you a whole drawer
of all my shit when she wasyounger.
So, of course, anytimesomething went missing like I
could never leave anything out,like not even in the bathroom,
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which is a shared space I'd belike bro, where is my lipstick?
She would have like four orfive of them in the top drawer
of her bureau.
I was like, oh God, and she onetime and this was hilarious,
this made me so mad.
You know how, when you get homefrom work and you want to snack
on something and you just thinkabout it, you just think about
it all day, just twirls aroundin your mind all day, all day,
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all day.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,nom, nom, nom nom.
Can't wait to get home and eatthe fucking blah, blah, blah,
whatever it is.
You get home and my stepdad hasdone this shit, okay, and
that's so annoying to me.
My sister decided that she wasgoing to take a bite of one of
the buffalo wings I had in thefridge, put it back with the
clean, untouched ones and put itback in the fridge, and my
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parents failed to see what iswrong with that and I was like
I'm sorry, are you telling methat I should eat the
contaminated wings that mysister decided to bite into one
and put back in the container.
I don't care if you eat one,it's the, it's the fact that you
put the bit one back in withthe unbit ones.
Like come on, dude, use yourbrain, use your thinking brain
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on this.
Absolutely insane to think thatI'm going to eat the rest of
those wings.
I threw them out right in frontof all of them and I was like
why would you do something likethis?
And she was like I don't, Idon't know, bro, that's not an
answer, that will never be ananswer.
A future child will never saythat to me.
I'll be a pissed as fuck.
Anyway, um, oh, also one morestory about robot boy, and then
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I think I'm done because I don'thave much this week.
I was laughing because Robot Boyhad fucking meeting after
meeting yesterday and, sorry,this fucking smoothie is getting
stuck in my throat.
They fucking.
This made me laugh so fuckinghard, dude, oh my God.
So he had meeting after meetingyesterday, like back to back to
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back to back to back, and it'slike the end of the day now for
me.
It's like four o'clock and I'mhopping into a meeting real
quick.
I told them, though, I had toleave at four 30 cause I have an
appointment.
So at four o'clock he's wellfour, 15 ish he's walking by,
I'm muted, I don't need to sayanything.
This is not my meeting.
I'm not leading it, I'm justthere sitting.
So because the meeting wentfrom four to five and I'm out at
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430.
I don't care, I'll say whatever, but I'm not staying till five
Because that traffic from oneminute to the next is bullshit,
bullshit.
So the robot boy goes.
I get off my meeting at like ohno, this is before my meeting
even happened.
But I was laughing so hard.
He goes.
You know, I haven't even had achance to eat yet.
He goes.
I was like, would you go eatplease?
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Like, do us all a favor beforeyou pass out.
And he goes.
He goes to try and eat.
What the fuck?
Okay, julia was stupid, I'm noteven gonna read that.
Um she, he goes.
I haven't had a chance to eat.
So I said go eat something realquick.
So this man turns to walk, to goto the break room, I think, and
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he goes, uh, and the homie thatsits near us goes hey, do you
have a quick second to look atsomething?
And I just like laughed.
I was like oh my god, and noone said anything to me because
I'm pretty sure they knew why Iwas laughing.
But of course robot boy goesand looks out of the kindness of
his heart and I'm like in myhead, you heard this man just
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say he has not been able to eatyet today.
Why wouldn't you just let himgo eat?
Let that poor skinny stringbean of a person go eat his food
.
He's been on meetings since hegot here, which is eight o'clock
.
It's now like 345.
Okay, it's 345.
Let the man go eat his patheticlittle lunch so he could carry
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on with the rest of his stupidmeetings.
I'm pretty sure he's still gotmeetings to the end of his day,
which is five o'clock, I'm sure.
But I'm like absolutelyoutrageous, bruh.
He's like can you just look atsomething really quick?
No, let him go eat and comeback.
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Let him go eat and come back.
It's unnecessary to be likethis.
Okay, so that was like.
And then I was talking to myselfon the way home and people
still drive like assholes, likeI really can't believe how
inconsiderate people are.
Like it says don't block theintersection.
And people still do that shitand I'm like I'm not moving.
I'm like it says don't blockthe intersection.
I'm a sister.
I'm gonna sit right here andwait.
If you want to go around me,you can go around me.
Get wrecked.
Anyway, what the fuck.
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Sorry, I was watching somethingof Jojo Siwa.
She's terrible.
Of Jojo Siwa, she's terrible.
Um, let me see this shit.
What the fuck.
Anyway, I am sorry for allthese pauses in between, but
work is being stupid and I'mjust chilling and I'm not.
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What if my nipples want to bethe star of my outfit?
Who am I to stop them?
Insane internets.
Anyway, I've got to go.
The internet is trying to bestupid and I don't have time for
it.
Um, um, avowed is good, sohere's let me.
Actually, I'm not going to goyet.
So I started playing Avowed.
Yesterday I watched one of myfavorite streamers play it.
He said he gave it like a sevenout of 10.
I agree.
There's things that they canadd to it to make it less boring
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.
I was streaming it in Discordand Dan was hanging in there
watching it with me and he saidit's a very, very slow burn.
It's like the action style isnot the same as Baldur's Gate,
but it's very similar to that.
So what it is is sorry if youhear all that noise on my
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computer, but what it is is.
Sorry if you hear all thatnoise on my computer, but what
it is is it's.
You're basically a godlike Iswhat they're calling it and you
are there to help with Somethingcalled the dream scourge.
So essentially, what you'redoing Is you're trying to
eradicate this shit that isinfecting creatures, land,
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people and all this other stuff.
But on the way, obviously youencounter obstacles, such as
other creatures, other infectedthings like that.
I'm having fun with it.
It's a good little time burnerand it definitely does feel like
Skyrim 2.
But it's more fun and I thinkthere's more direction in it and
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there's more color to it.
I think Skyrim is a littlebland color-wise, but the
graphics are really good.
The politics of the game itselfare kind of meh Like.
They're like oh, we hate yourkind because this and that it's
like all right, bitch.
Well, I don't like you eitherand I have blades.
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So what are we going to do?
What are we going to do aboutthis?
But it's fun so far.
I'll tell you next week how itgoes.
Um, but it was.
I have the Xbox game pass, soI'm playing like a $70 game for
like 20 bucks and that makes myheart sing.
So the boyfriend says it's adoo doo game and I'm like you
know what.
You could say whatever you want, bruh, but I don't have to sink
money into it like DiabloImmortal.
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So I don't have to sing.
Actually, I should say I don'thave to sink money into it to
have fun, because I feel likeyou can play Diablo Immortal but
you're not going to get theshit you want without spending
money.
That's just facts.
But this game I don't have tospend money on it to have fun.
So I'm just going to keepprogressing through the
storyline and see what happens.
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But thank you so much forlistening.
This week my throat is gettingdry, I'm getting a little tired
and I still have two and a halfmore hours of work left.
Quote unquote work left.
So I'll catch y'all later and Ilove you guys so much.
Thank you so much for listening.
Please tell all your peoplesabout this.
Let's grow this thing.
I would at some point like togrow it a little bit more to get
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some merch going, maybe.
I know that's a big dream,whatever, but maybe it'll be
cool, it might be cool.
Thank you so much, guys.
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Love y'all.
Bye, thank you.
what's up, my beautiful people, we are back
with another episode this weekand we're on time.
We're on time.
Um, it is thursday.
We are doing a same day release, like I always do.
But also watch all this noisewhile I move.
This damn mic ding.
You probably heard all of it.
So, uh, I don't care aboutbackground noise anymore.
Fuck, I'm almost knocked over.
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I'm knocking over everythingover here.
Yeah, fix this tissue box, cool, probably.
So much noise.
So today might be a shortepisode.
It's getting less and less Ihave to report on, but I've been
waking up late for work, likealmost every day now.
Today was the second day I wokeup late.
I woke up at my normal time andthen I don't remember pushing
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stop on the alarm or telling youknow my girl Alexa over there
to be quiet.
But I wake up and it's half anhour later, legitimately, to the
minute.
So yesterday, wednesday, I wokeup at 630.
Well, I woke up at six and then630.
And today I woke up at 715 andthen woke back up at 745.
So I don't know what the fuck'sgoing on.
I think that's funny that it'sa legit 30 minutes later that I
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wake up.
My sister's coming over today.
So I have to make sure I recordbefore her noisy ass gets here.
She keeps talking to me aboutgetting Kobe and I'm like, dude,
if you want Kobe, so bad, justfucking go get it.
Go get it and bring it overhere and then we can, you know,
hang out.
I'm not in the mood foranything heavy like that.
I'm trying to like be good.
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I had a uh, I had tropicalsmoothie cafe for lunch, so
probably the heaviest thing I'lleat today.
I had Farina for breakfast.
It was so fucking good.
I found a really good recipe onthis website and I used it
yesterday and I was like goddamn, I was like impressed with
myself and I made a huge pot formyself, apparently.
So yesterday was one portionfor dinner, today was the second
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portion for breakfast and I hadthe three chicken, three cheese
chicken quesadilla.
I think Three chicken is crazy,all is well and an island green
smoothie.
Damn, sometimes that stuff justgets stuck in your throat.
You ever just wake up late forwork and you're like your whole
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entire day is fucked because Ihad to squeeze so much stuff
into a tiny amount of time toget to work on time, into a tiny
amount of time to get to workon time, and that was not my
favorite thing, but I'm stilltired, like today.
I could fall back to sleep atany moment.
So I had to get myself up offthe couch because me and
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Daniel-san fucking watched theAutopsy of Jane Doe, which,
always a good movie, feels likea classic at this point, very
underrated.
Always a good movie Feels likea classic at this point Very
underrated.
Watched it this past Halloweenwith Julio the chick's naked the
whole time.
Obviously because it's anautopsy, but all the stuff that
happens in it is crazy.
If you haven't seen it already,you should.
If you haven't seen it, there'sgoing to be spoilers in this,
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but watch it anyway.
Watch it anyway because for noother reason than my own, I
pretend like I don't know whatthese movies are about.
Excuse me, I had to yawn thereFor one reason or another.
I pretend to not know what'sgoing on in the movie, but I
know what's going on in themovie, so like I wasn't spoiling
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it for him, but he kept sayingdon't spoil it.
So it was good.
It's a good movie.
You should see it.
It's about a father and son whorun this morgue out of their
house and all this weird shitstarts happening when they bring
this body in.
They don't know what her nameis, but she just came from a
crime scene in which they don'tknow what happened there either,
because there's no forced signsof entry or anything, but
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everybody's dead and she's likethe main focal point and she
lives.
She's like half buried in thedirt, so who knows what was
happening when they were buryingher.
Like they don't show whathappens before she gets to the
morgue.
So apparently it's a small townand he's like the one that they
bring all the bodies to andthey trust and all this shit.
It's good.
It's good movie.
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It's short, so it ramps uppretty quick.
It was enjoyable.
No stupid sounds in thebackground to make you think
something else is going on.
It's just very straightforward,cut and dry, which that's kind
of like how I like my horrormovies.
I was talking to my mom about itlast weekend and she said that
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she watched it and she had herhands in front of her face like
she was scared.
I was like scared of what?
All the nothing going on.
It's literally just a dude andhis son taking pictures of
things opening the bitch up.
Like you know, learning all ofthis shit.
And my favorite part is all thebooks he has around him to like
know what he needs to know todo his job right.
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Like he has a Bible, he haslike a botany book.
He has a whole bunch of shitand that's cool.
I think that's one of the coolparts about a job like that is
the the ability to know andidentify certain things and just
be able to give people whatthey need as far as information
goes for their loved one.
Whatever, I can't wait to seeMonkey.
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The Monkey movie.
That shit's going to be so good.
It's by the guy who made LongLegs, let's see.
And it just looks like it'sgoing to be really intense.
Like it looks like it's goingto be one of those movies where
you're like what the fuck?
Because the trailer is justsomething else.
So essentially, this is what itis.
(06:08):
Oh, it's another short movie,so that's good too.
So that means that's going tobe quick.
When twin brothers find amysterious wind-up monkey, a
series of outrageous deaths teartheir family apart.
25 years later, the monkeybegins a new killing spree,
forcing the estranged siblingsto confront the cursed toy.
And it's one of those monkeysthat has like the drum.
Is it the drum.
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Yes, it's a drum.
So the monkey that has the drumon it.
You wind it up and it hits thedrum.
And the trailer itself was sointense.
When we went to see Heart Eyes Iwas like this is the next movie
I'm seeing and, no, fuck,captain America, I'm not
watching it.
If I do watch it, it'll beprobably next year on my couch,
cause that's that's how much Ikeep up with.
The movies that don't do well.
Um, I was laughing because itsaid it was the number one movie
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in America for one weekend andmy boyfriend goes yeah, cause it
probably was the only movie outthat weekend which is hilarious
and not untrue.
So I said we have to see thismovie.
I'm like this is going to bereally good.
Um, let me see the same guyplays both twins, which is
really cool.
I like when they do that.
That's some good camera work.
Uh, wow, elijah Wood is in it.
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Um, Sarah, sarah Levy, sarahLevy, excuse me, cause I'm I'm
thinking of Eugene Levy and alland Dan Levy and all that shit.
Um, but yeah, that looks likeit.
Looks like it's going to becrazy.
Um, they showed a lot ofintense violence in it.
I got to get the tickets for it,though we do the reserve
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seating shit.
I don't know who's still goingto the movies and walking up
there and it's like, hey, twotickets for no bra.
There's apps, there'stechnology, there's all this
shit.
And even if I'm walking aroundthe mall and I'm like yo, the
movie theaters right there, youwant to see a movie, I'm not
going up to the movies to likestand there and wait for things.
Like you either go really earlywhere nobody is, which we did
(08:00):
last time when we saw hard eyes,we saw like the first showing
of it, and the place is emptyand of course you turn around
behind you and there's 50million people on every line
possible.
So I like be well prepared forthings.
I like to plan without planning,which is kind of what we did
for Valentine's Day.
We went to Cheesecake Factorylast week and I planned without
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planning because apparently, ifyou go to the Cheesecake Factory
website, they don't allow youto do reservations for
Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.
So even if you try because evenmy boyfriend tried to, you know
, reserve something before weleft and I'm like, oh, is it
going to work?
And it didn't, it ended up notworking or not being the time's
not available, and I was like Itold you, bro, I told you that
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they don't do reservations fortoday or mother's day, so even
if you were to try and do itsame day reservation, it wasn't
going to happen.
So we get there, um, and we'reexpecting a long ass wait
because it's like 5 30 and letme tell you something the
parking lot there is fucking sodumb.
Like the parking lot there isso small, it's so small and
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people are just lapping theparking lot.
There is so small, it's sosmall and people are just
lapping the parking lot.
So I finally just turned to myboyfriend.
I was like, bro, can we just dovalet please?
Like I'll pay for it.
I just can't keep doing lapslike this.
And of course, his one of his,like his boss calls or something
, or the guy who plans theirshit, whatever.
Oh, the guy who does theirpayroll.
He calls and my boyfriend getsdistracted and I'm like but you
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keep looping, like just hit thevalet real quick.
And it's just crazy.
It's just, it's crazy how muchslower someone works on
something when they'redistracted.
And I don't blame him, I justblame the person who calls
because it's Valentine's Day andit's 530.
You don't get to take up my freetime with work, shit.
Now, it's not how that works.
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I'm like, no, you're off duty.
You've been off duty since 2.30.
I've been waiting to enjoy mydinnertime with you all day long
, all day long.
You don't get to take a workcall while we're in the parking
lot of where we're going to goeat.
Okay, I want to eat, I want toshower, and I wanted to just sit
and play computer games for therest of the night.
Well, I showered already, so itwas just, you know, eat and
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computer games.
So it was a fun night, thoughthe only thing that makes me mad
is that, you know, my tastesare changing again.
And, uh, I wanted the streetcorn rib things and, uh, it
tasted bitter.
It was, uh, it was super bitter.
Um, I did like the mac andcheese bites though they're
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always good Um, inhaled them,and then we both got the
Louisiana chicken pasta, which,unfortunately, I did not get to
eat as leftovers, um, so that Iended up throwing them out
yesterday as leftovers.
So I ended up throwing them outyesterday, unfortunately.
So then, after that, the nextday was a drive to my
grandmother's, which is almostthree hours away, of course,
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because we'll get stuck intraffic and instead of us
getting there at two o'clock, wegot there at four o'clock only
because we were doing bugbombing here, because I'm still
having pest issues of the roachvariety that I don't like and I
definitely believe it's comingfrom my neighbors.
We bug bombed the wholeapartment this time, not just
the bathroom, so hopefully thatdid something.
And then, of course, you know,the leasing office finally calls
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me back Monday.
I called the leasing officeFriday because I saw one in the
bathroom while I was trimming myhair.
Then you know they don't callme back Friday.
We go to my grandmother's, butwe left late because my
boyfriend just likes to dowhatever while I'm trying to
prepare for all of us to leaveAll of us, meaning him and
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myself.
I'm big on packing and makingsure everything is clean before
we leave, such as loading thedishwasher or anything like that
, getting anything off thecounter because we're bug
bombing.
So everything has to be movedfrom the bathroom.
Everything has to be taken offthe counter.
That's like edible or cups oranything that I have lying out.
The coffee maker I didn't cleanyet, I just cleaned the cutting
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board that I usually have outon my counter no-transcript.
We're all good there, so that'sfine.
So we went and we did that.
We went over to my grandmother'smy uncle was there, my aunt was
there, my parents were thereand my sister was there one of
them and uh, we were chilling.
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We ate so much, they drank somuch.
I just sat and watched and thenat a certain point I started to
feel like sleepy.
So it was just a long day ofjust being in a car for three
hours and then like having toentertain people and laugh and,
oh, eat this, eat this.
Like just putting food in myface all day.
I've never seen my sister eatso much.
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I was so proud.
I was like, fucking, finally,because she comes over here or
she goes home and she eats likeone meal a day and it's some
bullshit, like eitherChick-fil-A or McDonald's,
nothing good for you and nothingthat helps you with bowel
movements.
You know what I mean.
So it's just ridiculous.
She's ridiculous.
And she was like don't judge,don't judge.
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It's just like the best day ofmy life.
Everything tastes so good.
And I was like, yeah, I know,bro, she's been cooking.
They've been cooking this waytheir entire life, cause my
uncle made steak.
My grandma made chicken.
My uncle made bacalao salad,which is what my grandma, my mom
, my mother likes excuse me, mymom likes bacalao.
I don't.
Um, he, we fucking likequestioning him, like who is
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this guy that's bringing allthese fucking meats over to
Florida from Jersey?
Like that shit is so funny.
Like how do you get past TSAwith like a whole damn suitcase
full of meat?
Because he brought enough forobviously nine people and it was
like 40 day aged steak orsomething.
I don't know what theseasonings were, if there were
any.
That shit came out like butter.
Okay, you did not need a knifeto enjoy it, but I did use a
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knife for my chicken because thechicken was on the bone.
My grandmother made roastedchicken, which she's always the
bomb at, and she made white riceand red beans.
My uncle's contribution was asteak and the bacalao.
That's what that was.
Then my aunt made the cake.
She made a cake that had like awhat was it?
Custard, strawberry, pineapplein the middle.
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It was so good, but I got tostart throwing food out of my
fridge because it's starting tostink and make me sick.
So we ate a lot.
We hung out for breakfast onSunday.
My grandmother made pancakesand whatnot.
She made pancakes, eggs andbacon.
I was so full again we relaxedbefore we left.
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We got home at like four-ishyeah something like that and we
went around disinfectingeverything.
We bought a disinfecting sprayfrom Lowe's, went around the
apartment, sprayed down all thesurfaces, all our computer
chairs and whatnot.
He was very good about helpingwith that.
I started doing laundry andstuff.
You know the usual prep you doon Sundays.
I usually like to do laundry onSaturday, though because I'm so
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tired of you know, the daybefore I have to want to go back
to work.
I'm just like, what do I haveto do?
Like what tasks do I have?
And I'm like, nah, we're good,we don't want to do that.
So it was a whole lot ofmovement this weekend and then
Sunday Monday I was off anyway.
So I gave myself the day offbecause why not?
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I haven't really taken muchdays off.
I did for Thanksgiving and thatwas it.
I think I did the Wednesdaybefore and the Friday after
Thanksgiving because I'd neverdone that before and I had the
time.
Well, I didn't by the time Itook it, but I took it anyway
because, fuck it, and I justhadn't taken any time.
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I took time off, maybe inJanuary.
Yeah, I took time off inJanuary to go to Podfest and I
didn't end up going, but it'sall right, I'm just too tired.
Pod fest and I didn't end upgoing, but it's all right, I
just too tired.
Um, I put in a note for, like,remote work accommodations that
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I stopped getting coughed andsneezed on all day.
Um, I just don't feelcomfortable, like not even after
COVID, before COVID, like Ihave asthma, so I'm really
susceptible to a lot of things.
So, and when I get sick, I getreally sick and I really just
don't want to be in thatenvironment anymore.
So I'm trying to see what I cando to accommodate that,
especially because this joballows me to work from home.
So why not just be home all thetime and be in my own little
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bubble where no one's coughingmy face or directly near me,
going up and down them stairs?
In this weather?
I gained a little bit of weightand trying to lose some.
Um, not trying to lose some,but just trying to get my
breathing back up to where itneeds to be so that I don't hate
stairs.
So, so far, so good.
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I'm tired, though it's verytiring.
Um, the weather's making metired.
It's very gloomy out, it's verychilly.
Um, I like the cool weather.
Um, I don't like going out andin going outside to work in it
Like I don't like going outsideto work in it, like I don't like
going to my office with itbeing cold out.
So that's where the line is forthat.
What is this?
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Mary's saying that the GLuploads are failing.
I'll forward you the last email.
The upload portion has nothingto do with me.
Okay, anyway, I'll forward youthe last email.
The upload portion has nothingto do with me.
Okay, anyway, I'll fuckingtroubleshoot that later.
Let me just write back though.
Okay, we'll definitely Uploadin QuickBooks.
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Quickbooks, all right.
So I asked my questions.
No, shut the fuck up.
Sorry, it was a long littlepause there, but I had to type
something.
Um clients having an issuelet's see Um.
Um clients having an issuelet's see Um.
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So another client issue I haveis one that I met with on.
Was it yesterday?
I think it was yesterday.
Hold up, okay, I'll take a look.
I'll take a look, take a lookand see what's going on.
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Leave me alone, bruh, all right.
So there's a client I meet withon a weekly basis.
They've had some troubles.
They've been complaining aboutbeing sick at the same time,
whatever.
Whatever.
I don't know if I mentioned this, but the project manager tried
to say that I was beingaggressive with my.
I don't know if I mentionedthis, but the project manager
tried to say that I was beingaggressive with my I guess my
line of questioning with themand I was like you know what,
I'll fall back on.
That.
That's me.
I'm sorry.
If I sound aggressive, I'llpull it back, whatever.
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So, of course, by me saying I'mpulling it back, it basically
just means bitch, I won't talkfor the rest of the fucking time
.
That's how you feel, which Ididn't.
I basically let her do herthing as a project manager and
let her deal with everything.
I'm like you know what, if youthink that I'm going to deal
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with you, like I have to workwith you, and then you talk that
shit to me about how I soundlike I'm being aggressive and
you can get the fuck out of myfucking face, how I sound like
I'm being aggressive and you canget the fuck out of my fucking
face.
So that's basically it.
What's the errors?
Decide to sign on when it'sjust each job uploaded, finally
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worked out the kinks that Icould download the payroll from.
Okay, I've been swamped withyear end and just finishing up
our annual financial audit thisweek Tried to upload my GL files
.
Today, my upload to QuickBooksfailed for every file, since it
is a dot.
I don't know why it's failing.
I like to schedule a meetingnext week to go over this
process and should.
The information ADP file doesin fact include payroll costs by
job number.
Bro, we went over this.
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I'm not meeting with thisfucking lady again.
We went through this.
Look at your template, look atthe fucking GL and that's it.
Transition of service.
Sing it out of my face, anyway.
So I, uh, I met with the sameclient yesterday and we
basically covered the same thing, because what happened is from
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one week to the next, I hearnothing from them, even though
I've reached out.
So Wednesday, meaning yesterday, um, I reached out to the
client and uh was like hey, sothis is what the document is
labeled.
Um, please take a look at it.
Let me know if you have anyquestions.
All I need is the accountnumber you're using in
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QuickBooks and I just need toknow, um, what you call it.
She's like I just need to know,like I just need to know what
the account numbers are so wecan start mapping this thing.
And she says oh well, I don'tsee the document here.
She showed me a screenshot ofit.
Fair enough, she doesn't haveaccess to it, robert does and
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Robert has a copy, so I don'tknow why Robert didn't just
share it with her.
So anyway, I basically have thesame conversation with them.
Yesterday during the meetingthat I had with them the prior
week, and the project managerwho was on with me was just
backing up the original one whocalled me aggressive and I asked
him.
I was like hey, so how did mytone sound any type of way
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during this?
Because I got some interestingfeedback last time from Megan
and I wanted to know if it'ssomething I actually do need to
improve on or if it's just a onetime thing.
And he was like he said thebest answer there is and I'm
going to read it to you.
Let me see.
Pull it up here real quick.
Where's his name at there it is.
So he says I said was my toneokay?
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I got some feedback from thelast meeting with Megan.
If there's an opportunity toimprove, I'm open to it, he goes
.
Yeah, it was fine with me.
He said I realized we haven'tworked together.
But just so you know, I wantyou to work how you're
comfortable.
Unless a leader or a clientcomplains, I'm going to let you
do your thing.
This job is tough.
I'm not here to police you.
We rocking together.
And I said she told me I cameoff a smidge aggressive last
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week and when I mentioned it tomy manager she laughed.
Like my manager was like okay,I need to hear what happened.
So of course, I had myone-on-one with her yesterday.
My manager and I told her whathappened and then she was like,
have you talked to her in person?
Like do you know who she is?
And it's not.
I was like, yeah, I've talkedto her in person, I've
introduced myself and whatever.
And it seems it seemed pleasant, uh, pleasant, like it didn't
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seem like anything was off, andshe goes all right.
Well, you know, it might havejust been like a one-time thing
and you know, if you wanted toever just reach back out to her
and let her know, you know thefeedback that you received from
jonathan, who was the projectmanager for that backed her up.
Um, just let her know that the,the feedback you received
yesterday during yesterday, likefrom yesterday's call.
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Sorry, I'm mincing my words.
What I'm trying to say is isthat she said that I should
reach out to Megan and say thatthe other project manager did
not share the same feedback andmaybe get a better understanding
.
But I was like I don't reallywant to take it that far.
I don't think it's that deep.
I think it was either justherself or myself having a day
and it just coming out in thecall, and I honestly don't think
it was me, I think it was moreher, because I was trying to
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joke with her on the side aboutit, because nothing I said to
her was said to the client.
Like when they gave me ananswer that I was like oh my God
, okay, so they did nothing.
I messaged her that I didn't sayit in the call, but it was like
whatever, fuck her, like Idon't really care, like I'm here
to get a job done.
If you don't like how I do shit, then I don't know what to tell
you.
But I'm never not going to behonest and I'm never not going
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to stop sounding the way I sound, and if I'm frustrated it's
because I'm not getting anythingdone with a client who needs
something done, and you're theproject manager and you're going
to be on my ass about it.
So excuse me if I soundfrustrated that people who I've
been in touch with since thebeginning of January and had
meetings with about this shithave got nothing done.
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I'm sorry if it comes out in myvoice.
It should come out in my voicebecause you're a fucking adult.
So be a fucking adult and doyour fucking job so I could do
my fucking job.
You know what I mean.
Like this isn't.
This isn't a tea party, thisisn't a birthday party.
I don't have to duck around andbe cutesy or whatever.
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I just do my job.
I ask you for things and if youdon't have them, you can't get
pissed off at me for not beingable to do my job.
So, like, what is the actualproblem?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Be you know, you should be.
Just be a little bit cooler onthem because they've been sick.
I don't care if they've beensick.
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They've had this paperworksince before they were sick and
now I'm being told by therepresentative who's supposed to
be helping them build theirshit on their side is trying to
cut out and say he's not a partof the whole thing and I'm like,
well, that makes no sensebecause he's the one building
that side of it for you andwe're supposed to work together
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on this.
So no, he cannot opt out ofhelping you.
He can't opt out, this is hisproject too.
You.
He can't opt out, this is hisproject too.
I don't know, I'm so sick ofpeople.
I really am like the wholething.
And then you wonder why I getpissed off.
Aggressive tone my dick.
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Okay, if you fucking want tohear aggressive, listen to this
podcast.
Cause I get aggressive.
My tone at work is neveraggressive.
I'm overly friendly, which isprobably why I'm so goddamn
tired at the end of the day,because I'm too busy trying to
be nice to everybody who walksup to me.
If we were actually allowed tobe who we were at work, wouldn't
that be nice?
If I was allowed to be thisfunny with my black humor and
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all this shit, like, do youthink that I would be, you know,
a little bit better after work?
Like there's some days where Ijust come home, make dinner and
pass out on my couch.
I'm just so tired.
Okay, I'm tired of peoplemolding me into somebody.
I'm not just to fit thesituation over it.
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Anyway, the only thing keepingme alive and my brain working at
work are these fucking puzzlebooks, because I legitimately
still have nothing to do.
And then when I get somethingto do, it's stupid tasks like oh
well, I don't know why thefile's not working in QuickBooks
, because you're stupid.
That's why it's because you'restupid, that's why it's because
you're stupid and because youdidn't ask me any questions and
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I assumed you were okay becauseyou didn't tell me anything
between the interim of meshowing you a walkthrough and
you being like oh, I've got up,I pulled every report up.
All right, bitch, see you later.
Transition to service Get outof here.
You later.
Transition of service Get outof here.
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Anyway, I really need to getback into reading.
I really miss reading sometimesbecause the reality I'm dealing
with is not as fun as thereality in a book and that we
can all agree on.
Okay, unless we're reading somehistorical shit.
Okay, unless we're reading somehistorical shit.
No, I'm not reading nonfictionanymore.
I'm 35 years old.
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I'm living in a nonfictionworld.
Okay, and you can take thatwith whatever you want.
I live in a nonfiction world inwhich people just do whatever
the fuck they want and get awaywith it, or they get arrested,
they get elected, or they starin movies.
Speaking of, I finally got towatch some of SNL 50.
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I liked it.
Didn't finish it, though, but Iwill.
I have, I do.
There's certain things that Ido like and there's certain
things that made me go.
Oh, my God, my childhood, like.
I remember staying up for thatshit when I was actually at the
age to do so and I was at theera of Jimmy Fallon, will
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Ferrell, sherry O'Terry, mollyShannon, um, chris Kattan
forward, um, chris Catan forward.
So all those people forward.
We had Andy Sandberg, billHader, jason Sudeikis, kristen
Wiig, um, no, kate McKinnon.
I kind of like stepped outafter that, um, I stopped
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watching.
But, uh, keenan Thompson hasbeen on it forever now.
I love it, I love, I love SNL Idon't like.
The thing that I've told youbefore is I don't like when
shows get political, when theystart putting politics into it
and thinking that that's funny,I turn it off.
I'm like, I'm not.
I'm not here for that.
I'm here to escape all thatshit.
Do you understand that?
You are my entertainment, awayfrom what is going on outside my
TV, like you are my takeawayfrom my pest situation.
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You are my takeaway from mybills.
You are my takeaway from taxes,from anything stupid I'm like,
from anything stupid going on inthis world.
You're my takeaway from it.
You are my TV, you are my.
You were my childhood.
You were my thing.
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That helped me ignore when mygrandfather and grandmother used
to yell.
You were my.
Let me put the TV louder sothey could scream at each other
in the living room while Iwatched TV in the bedroom.
That's what you were for me.
You were my escape, just likevideo games are my escape.
So when I decide to play videogames and watch something on my
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screen, I'm attempting to justbe in my zone.
I'm attempting to be anintrovert on a thousand.
Okay, I'm just.
While I'm playing video games.
This is the best metaphor forjust putting on a set of
headphones and getting to workon whatever you want to do in
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your spare time.
It's walking around yourapartment naked.
That's what it is.
It's not giving a fuck what'sgoing on around you.
It's not caring who sees you,which is nobody, because you're
not outside.
It's I'm naked in my apartmentand that's that.
That's what putting on videogame headsets are to me.
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When I put this shit on, I'mnaked.
Don't look at me.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm just sitting here in myleather chair, naked, chilling,
playing video games.
It's not literally happening.
It may have happened once, butthat's because it was really hot
.
But I get cold in here now, soI'm fully clothed Right now.
I got pajama, pants on a tanktop and I got my robe and a
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blanket chilling.
So that's what we're doing, butI'm living life.
I'm living life.
I'm simming, I'm fucking playingAvowed now, which is pretty
cool.
It's a good little time waster.
We'll get into that in a second.
But yeah, we're nude up in thisbitch.
When video games take hold, andthat's gonna be the new thing.
Alright, nude gaming.
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Imagine if that was my fuckingname on anything.
That would be so wild.
What is this Sally Beautyletting me know some other shit?
I don't need anything right now, but it's not making me spend
money.
Um, I think I got to get rid ofthe fruit in my fridge.
Speaking of money, I would lovesome really good Chinese food
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right now.
My mind's just bouncing betweenfoods, like I just ate.
I just ate and I feel like Ineed to take it out.
Um, but yeah, so also we werediscussing fucking in my old
team chat.
We were discussing a beveragewars kind of, and the debate was
whether or not an energy drinkis considered soda.
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Because we were saying thingsat the same time in the chat
that one of the representativeswas finally jinx you and me a
coke.
So I was like, do you evendrink soda?
And he was like does energydrinks count?
And I said no, bruh.
No, he's like well, it's, it'ssweet and it's fizzy, and it's
in a can.
And I'm like, bruh, we can dothat about anything.
Okay, we can sweeten up jizz,put it in a can with some fizzy
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water.
And there you go is jizz?
Put it in a can with some fizzywater and there you go Is jizz
going to be considered soda?
That's absolutely insane.
Let's put blood, fizz it up alittle bit and put some
sweetener in it.
Is that soda?
Is that an energy drink?
Like what I'm, so done.
And then of course, you know, Iget my brain dead.
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Ex ex manager on.
I'm like all right, here we go.
King of the energy drinks isgoing to tell us right now if
energy drinks are consideredsoda.
And he was like well, and Isaid, well, this already seems
like a bad idea, because this iswhat these drinks are doing to
you.
And he goes.
I actually haven't had one inthree weeks and I was like wow,
what the hell.
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I was like, wow, okay, proud ofyou, let's go, let's go.
And he goes call that vitamin Bpoisoning.
Because someone said someonesaid, oh, post New Year.
And he's like how about postvitamin B poisoning?
I didn't think you could getthat from energy drinks.
I know someone who got that offof supplements, like taking too
much vitamin B extract orwhatever.
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I know someone got that fromthat.
I didn't know you could getthat from an energy drink.
And I'm like you know whatdoesn't do vitamin B poisoning,
though I think someone mentionedit earlier, was it me?
Oh, yes, it was me.
You know what doesn't do that?
Soda.
And I was like it's all saidout of love, but soda is not
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going to give you vitamin Bpoisoning bruh, the only thing
it'll do is make you fat, fatand too much caffeine, which,
whatever on that.
But yeah, that was the debatethis morning.
And then we started getting intoother drinks.
He brought up, someone elsebrought up water, and then what
was the other thing?
Oh yeah, I brought up someonedrowning on up water.
And then what was the otherthing?
Oh yeah, I brought up someonedrowning on milk during a
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fucking contest to win aplaystation I think it was a
four or five, like they had a ona radio show.
They had a contest hey, howmuch milk can you drink?
And some lady tried to chug itand she fucking died.
But in any case, I'm really notdoing that email today.
I'll.
I'll send the message to my uh.
I'll send a message to one ofmy mentors who's been helping me
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and see what she says about it.
But yeah, I'm just not.
I'm not dealing withcomplicated shit when I work
from home because I'm in my zone.
So once I stop recording, I'mprobably going to throw some
laundry in and I'm just going torelax for the rest of the day
until my sister gets here andbothers me.
No, I love her.
She's so funny, though All of asudden she wants to be besties.
And I'm like, bro, we neverused to like this when you were
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younger.
And you're like, yeah, becauseyou hated me.
And I'm like, yeah, you're damnright, cause you a whole drawer
of all my shit when she wasyounger.
So, of course, anytimesomething went missing like I
could never leave anything out,like not even in the bathroom,
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which is a shared space I'd belike bro, where is my lipstick?
She would have like four orfive of them in the top drawer
of her bureau.
I was like, oh God, and she onetime and this was hilarious,
this made me so mad.
You know how, when you get homefrom work and you want to snack
on something and you just thinkabout it, you just think about
it all day, just twirls aroundin your mind all day, all day,
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all day.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,nom, nom, nom nom.
Can't wait to get home and eatthe fucking blah, blah, blah,
whatever it is.
You get home and my stepdad hasdone this shit, okay, and
that's so annoying to me.
My sister decided that she wasgoing to take a bite of one of
the buffalo wings I had in thefridge, put it back with the
clean, untouched ones and put itback in the fridge, and my
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parents failed to see what iswrong with that and I was like
I'm sorry, are you telling methat I should eat the
contaminated wings that mysister decided to bite into one
and put back in the container.
I don't care if you eat one,it's the, it's the fact that you
put the bit one back in withthe unbit ones.
Like come on, dude, use yourbrain, use your thinking brain
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on this.
Absolutely insane to think thatI'm going to eat the rest of
those wings.
I threw them out right in frontof all of them and I was like
why would you do something likethis?
And she was like I don't, Idon't know, bro, that's not an
answer, that will never be ananswer.
A future child will never saythat to me.
I'll be a pissed as fuck.
Anyway, um, oh, also one morestory about robot boy, and then
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I think I'm done because I don'thave much this week.
I was laughing because Robot Boyhad fucking meeting after
meeting yesterday and, sorry,this fucking smoothie is getting
stuck in my throat.
They fucking.
This made me laugh so fuckinghard, dude, oh my God.
So he had meeting after meetingyesterday, like back to back to
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back to back to back, and it'slike the end of the day now for
me.
It's like four o'clock and I'mhopping into a meeting real
quick.
I told them, though, I had toleave at four 30 cause I have an
appointment.
So at four o'clock he's wellfour, 15 ish he's walking by,
I'm muted, I don't need to sayanything.
This is not my meeting.
I'm not leading it, I'm justthere sitting.
So because the meeting wentfrom four to five and I'm out at
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430.
I don't care, I'll say whatever, but I'm not staying till five
Because that traffic from oneminute to the next is bullshit,
bullshit.
So the robot boy goes.
I get off my meeting at like ohno, this is before my meeting
even happened.
But I was laughing so hard.
He goes.
You know, I haven't even had achance to eat yet.
He goes.
I was like, would you go eatplease?
(37:16):
Like, do us all a favor beforeyou pass out.
And he goes.
He goes to try and eat.
What the fuck?
Okay, julia was stupid, I'm noteven gonna read that.
Um she, he goes.
I haven't had a chance to eat.
So I said go eat something realquick.
So this man turns to walk, to goto the break room, I think, and
(37:36):
he goes, uh, and the homie thatsits near us goes hey, do you
have a quick second to look atsomething?
And I just like laughed.
I was like oh my god, and noone said anything to me because
I'm pretty sure they knew why Iwas laughing.
But of course robot boy goesand looks out of the kindness of
his heart and I'm like in myhead, you heard this man just
(37:57):
say he has not been able to eatyet today.
Why wouldn't you just let himgo eat?
Let that poor skinny stringbean of a person go eat his food
.
He's been on meetings since hegot here, which is eight o'clock
.
It's now like 345.
Okay, it's 345.
Let the man go eat his patheticlittle lunch so he could carry
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on with the rest of his stupidmeetings.
I'm pretty sure he's still gotmeetings to the end of his day,
which is five o'clock, I'm sure.
But I'm like absolutelyoutrageous, bruh.
He's like can you just look atsomething really quick?
No, let him go eat and comeback.
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Let him go eat and come back.
It's unnecessary to be likethis.
Okay, so that was like.
And then I was talking to myselfon the way home and people
still drive like assholes, likeI really can't believe how
inconsiderate people are.
Like it says don't block theintersection.
And people still do that shitand I'm like I'm not moving.
I'm like it says don't blockthe intersection.
I'm a sister.
I'm gonna sit right here andwait.
If you want to go around me,you can go around me.
Get wrecked.
Anyway, what the fuck.
(39:06):
Sorry, I was watching somethingof Jojo Siwa.
She's terrible.
Of Jojo Siwa, she's terrible.
Um, let me see this shit.
What the fuck.
Anyway, I am sorry for allthese pauses in between, but
work is being stupid and I'mjust chilling and I'm not.
(39:27):
What if my nipples want to bethe star of my outfit?
Who am I to stop them?
Insane internets.
Anyway, I've got to go.
The internet is trying to bestupid and I don't have time for
it.
Um, um, avowed is good, sohere's let me.
Actually, I'm not going to goyet.
So I started playing Avowed.
Yesterday I watched one of myfavorite streamers play it.
He said he gave it like a sevenout of 10.
I agree.
There's things that they canadd to it to make it less boring
(39:50):
.
I was streaming it in Discordand Dan was hanging in there
watching it with me and he saidit's a very, very slow burn.
It's like the action style isnot the same as Baldur's Gate,
but it's very similar to that.
So what it is is sorry if youhear all that noise on my
(40:12):
computer, but what it is is.
Sorry if you hear all thatnoise on my computer, but what
it is is it's.
You're basically a godlike Iswhat they're calling it and you
are there to help with Somethingcalled the dream scourge.
So essentially, what you'redoing Is you're trying to
eradicate this shit that isinfecting creatures, land,
(40:34):
people and all this other stuff.
But on the way, obviously youencounter obstacles, such as
other creatures, other infectedthings like that.
I'm having fun with it.
It's a good little time burnerand it definitely does feel like
Skyrim 2.
But it's more fun and I thinkthere's more direction in it and
(40:59):
there's more color to it.
I think Skyrim is a littlebland color-wise, but the
graphics are really good.
The politics of the game itselfare kind of meh Like.
They're like oh, we hate yourkind because this and that it's
like all right, bitch.
Well, I don't like you eitherand I have blades.
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So what are we going to do?
What are we going to do aboutthis?
But it's fun so far.
I'll tell you next week how itgoes.
Um, but it was.
I have the Xbox game pass, soI'm playing like a $70 game for
like 20 bucks and that makes myheart sing.
So the boyfriend says it's adoo doo game and I'm like you
know what.
You could say whatever you want, bruh, but I don't have to sink
money into it like DiabloImmortal.
(41:40):
So I don't have to sing.
Actually, I should say I don'thave to sink money into it to
have fun, because I feel likeyou can play Diablo Immortal but
you're not going to get theshit you want without spending
money.
That's just facts.
But this game I don't have tospend money on it to have fun.
So I'm just going to keepprogressing through the
storyline and see what happens.
(42:01):
But thank you so much forlistening.
This week my throat is gettingdry, I'm getting a little tired
and I still have two and a halfmore hours of work left.
Quote unquote work left.
So I'll catch y'all later and Ilove you guys so much.
Thank you so much for listening.
Please tell all your peoplesabout this.
Let's grow this thing.
I would at some point like togrow it a little bit more to get
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some merch going, maybe.
I know that's a big dream,whatever, but maybe it'll be
cool, it might be cool.
Thank you so much, guys.
(43:12):
Love y'all.
Bye, thank you.
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