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Speaker 1 (00:38):
All right.
Well, since I can't decidewhether or not I want to record
on the couch or in my desk, onmy desktop, I'm just going to do
it.
However, I want to record onthe couch or in my desk, on my
desktop, I'm just going to do ithowever I want to, and it
sounds however it sounds.
So that's how I feel about that.
This definitely might be ashort one.
This is the third time I've hadto try and record this today
because I've been having sometechnical difficulty issues, so

(00:59):
that's perfect.
Before I get into anything Iwant to get into, I hope
everyone's having a great week.
So far, I'm trying to come upwith a schedule to get some
people to hang out with me onthis podcast.
We'll see how it goes.
I have, in the past, usedrecorders that allow me to have
another person on, but for somereason, I'm having quite a

(01:21):
battle internally to figure thisshit out all over again.
Quite a battle internally tofigure this shit out all over
again.
I really do want to unarchivemy old shit so that people can
get a feel for what this wasbeforehand, but what I want to
do is I want to try andincorporate some of that into
this new one, but I don't thinkthat'll happen.

(01:41):
I think I'm too lazy for that,but I'm going to try.
I'm going to try.
I'm trying to get my technologyup, by the way, in figuring out
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(02:44):
I want to go, but I don't wantto pay for my ticket.
It's a crazy amount of money.
It's not a crazy amount, but Ijust don't want to do that.
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(03:05):
God damn it.
I keep pausing on that word.
So it should be a good time.
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It's not a lottery.
You fill out the thing the waythey want you to fill it out.
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It's not a lottery.
You don't throw your name inand hope you get picked.
They probably look at your shitand go, huh Okay, um, I'm a
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(04:11):
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I would like to go.
I would like to go, but I'm notpaying $400 to hang out.
So if they do choose me, that'dbe fantastic.
If they don't choose me, Iwon't feel sad about it because
I haven't gone previous years,so who the fuck cares?

(05:36):
In any case, that was a lot tosay.
I do want to go, I think it'llbe cool, but, like I said, I'm
not paying for it.
I do want to go, I think it'llbe cool, but, like I said, I'm
not paying for it.
Okay, so I?
Uh, there's some things thatI've noticed about this year,
going into this new position.
Um, I do have to say that I'mvery appreciative of where I am,

(05:56):
but it's very fucking boring.
Um, I basically am just waitingto be told what to do, and my
manager is not very familiarwith what I should be doing.
Not to say that she's not great, she's fantastic, but it would
be nice to be just given somedirection.
Like I'm finally being givendirection now and I'm officially

(06:17):
like what I'm a month and ahalf in.
It's cool though I'm learningfrom people, but I'm also
learning on my own too.
There's a lot of theself-studies help a lot.
I actually had a training thatwas instructor led yesterday but
I feel like some of them justcover the same thing.
Like there's a lot of overlapand there isn't enough to just
be like hey, so as reporting,this is the first thing you do.

(06:38):
You meet with them.
This is what you discuss.
This, this is what you discuss.
This is the paperwork they giveyou.
This is how they fill it out.
Like this is what I like.
I like A, b and C points to getto my shit.
Otherwise, I'm going to be likewhat the fuck do you want me to
do?
Like so serious, don't evenknow what you want me to do, but
I just want to get there.
I just want to get to thatpoint.

(07:07):
Like want to be able toconfidently get into my role and
do what I need to do to get myjob done.
Like this week was crazy becausewe had a team meeting this
morning and it had to do with um, a lot of, a lot of questions
as to where people are.
So what they do is there'ssomething called a backlog,

(07:28):
which my team has, and there'speople in payroll.
There's a lot more people inthe payroll implementation team
than there are in my role, whichis reporting.
So a lot of it has to do withthem and not a lot to do with me
.
So I'm there and I'm justsitting, like the first half of
it was, a project manager camein and explained what an end to

(07:49):
end call is with constructionclients and all this stuff and
sage intact and what it means,and I just sit in the background
and I go okay, I'm going toclean some dishes, I'm going to
vacuum a little bit, like I'mbasically doing housework while
I'm listening to this call, likethis meeting, and, uh, it's
cool to learn certain things,but at the same time it's not
really.
It's not really working for me,like I don't want to go back to

(08:13):
my rolling up market, but Iwant to be as busy as I was,
because these days are draggingand I know people are watching
me sitting there, playing on myphone and wondering what I'm
doing.
Yesterday I actually met withmy manager and she was like have
you followed up with theseclients?
What's happening with them?
Are you assigned to them?
Yet your accesses?
It looks like you don't havefull access to certain things.
Let me request it.

(08:33):
So it was a lot of that, whichis fine, but also, what the fuck
am I supposed to be doing,ma'am?
I actually did learn, though,that the way that this is the
other thing.
So there's new, there's newbieslike me sorry, I hit my mic and
then there's people who arewell-tenured, seasoned, whatever
.
So there's a tall dude thatsits near me, and he was
mentoring me for a little bit,but he's very, he's not

(08:55):
scatterbrained, he's just busy.
But busy people should not betrying to mentor new people.
You know what I mean.
Like, I came into this in a busypart of the year.
We're now at year end, whichisn't the same thing as it is
for upmarket and core as it isfor me.
So me, I'm in a position whereI get to pretty much sit there
and kind of like I'm building myown schedule is what they call

(09:15):
it.
You have the free.
You have more free will in thisrole than you have in any other
service position you've hadwith this company.
So fine with that.
But also, what am I doing?
So I sit with him like I don'teven sit with him Like I talked
to him every now and then inoffice.
He's the one who made myfucking food get cold, if you

(09:37):
heard that episode that you know, like fork with food on it and
just sitting there looking athim like uh-huh work with food
on it and just sitting therelooking at him like uh-huh
instead of just eating my food.
But he's chill.
It's just be a little bit morestructured with your time and be
more ready to embrace the factthat you might be helping new
people with stuff.
Again, very appreciative ofwhatever time he does have, but

(10:00):
every time he tells me somethinghe's never ready to do it.
For example, yesterday I had mytraining from one to what I
thought was going to go to four,30.
It went till about three, 45.
So a three, 45,.
Let me just see something here.
My schedule today one o'clock,okay.
So my next thing is that oneo'clock is about noon, so I get

(10:22):
done with my training yesterdayaround three, 45, 350.
And he asks me if I'm, if I wantto like sit with him and watch
him map a GL from like scratch.
So I said, sure, that'd begreat.
You know, finally getting tosee something.
I'm all pumped, excited.
It's like the end of the day.
I'm like cool, he's going to beon his shit.
I'm going to do this till 430and then I'm going to four
o'clock comes nothing.

(10:43):
Four, oh, five, four, ten, four, fifteen, four, sixteen, he
goes, okay.
So do you guys want to likecome sit by my desk or would you
rather I start a meeting andyou guys and share my screen?
And I'm like, share yourscreens probably better, because
you know it just makes moresense so I could see it on my
screen instead of it's easierfor me to see it for myself than

(11:05):
sit next to someone and watchthem do it.
So he shared his screen.
But it's, buddy, you let 25minutes go by and I'm leaving in
14 minutes.
I'm not staying because youdidn't plan this properly.
You know I leave at 4.30.
So it's like it's everywhere,it's everywhere, 4.30.
So it's like it's everywhere,it's everywhere.
The time that I leave iseverywhere, okay.

(11:26):
So I am not staying past 4.30if I don't have to.
And since I don't have to, I'mleaving.
So yesterday I made up someexcuses and said, hey, I have a
doctor's appointment.
I have to go.
So I left at 4.30 and he sentme the recording today and I
felt bad.
But I don't feel bad becauseyou're wasting time.
What did you just do for 25minutes?
And these are the mentors.
I can't stand and I'm just soglad I was never like that, like

(11:50):
if I was supposed to meet withsomeone at a certain time.
I'm maybe five minutes late,but that's five minutes, not 25.
Okay, and I'm sitting withthese people because they're in
reporting.
So these are the people I'msupposed to be sitting here and
I'm like that's fine, I likethat.
I appreciate that.
I'm glad I have the time to dosomething like this with you.
Sit near you, you're right nextto me, I don't have to travel,

(12:10):
I don't have to unpack my laptop, none of that.
Okay, I get the free will tojust be chilling near my desk
because your desk is right there.
You make my life easy and thenyou make it hard at the same
time.
So I just don't know.
So he starts talking and whatnot, and my focus is getting out at
4.30.
My stomach feels terrible.
My body is starting to hurtbecause I don't move as much as

(12:32):
I should at my desk.
I don't get up enough to go seepeople and whatnot.
I really should be going andsaying hi and just having my day
, but also I'm like fuck at thesame time.
So let me see.

(12:52):
So the other thing is is, youknow, I found a mentor on my own
because I spoke to my managerlast Friday about this, like a
week ago, and I was talking toher and she was like hey, how's
the mentoring going?
And I'm like it's not really.
I'm like James I think it'skind of busy has his hands full.
So I'm like I'm not sure whoelse I should be looking at.

(13:13):
She goes you know what?
Try Eduardo.
Eduardo is the shit.
Eduardo is the shit.
Okay.
Because is the shit?
Okay?
Because and I'm gonna tell youwhy he's proactive as fuck, very

(13:36):
proactive.
He uh, as soon as I mentionedmentoring to him on Friday
afternoon after I spoke to mymanager, I uh pinged him on
Monday and he's like I didn'tforget about you, don't worry
that that that sat in on somecalls.
Sat in on a call yesterday.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Sat in on a call yesterday,actually, no, not yesterday.
What was it?
Sat in on a call Tuesday,tuesday at 2.30.
Dope as fuck.

(13:56):
Yesterday I didn't haveanything.
I had my one-on-one at 12.30before my one o'clock lab.
Today, I'm sitting in with himon a couple of calls at one
o'clock and two o'clock and boom, there's my day.
Then I don't have to do shitfor the rest of the day.
I haven't done shit pretty muchall day, but that's fine.
So we met today, and here's theother thing.
So Eduardo is now my fuckingmentor because I asked him to.

(14:19):
I asked him to be so and he'svery go--gettery.
I was talking to him on my wayout the office I think it was
Tuesday and he's very me.
He's very like hey, let me knowif you need help.
Hey, make sure you do thiswhile I'm in office with you so
I can help you, because I sitnear you and whatnot.
And I'm like fuck, yeah, dude,I'm going to let you know every
time I make a call so that incase they do ask a question,
you're right there to answer me,excited as fuck.

(14:41):
So finally, like-minded, likepersonality people, who's very
quiet, keeps himself, does notoverly involve himself in what
I'm doing.
Um, he asked if I'm free, if Iwant to join, if I don't want to
join.
He's like you don't have to,but if you want to, here's this
at this time sends the invites.
Boom, we're on track.
That's it.
Found my mentor.
That's it.
Found my mentor.

(15:02):
That's it.
Nobody else talks to me for therest of the year.
So to get back to the finerpoint, which is I had a team
meeting this morning in whichthey go through a backlog of
everyone's clients and most ofit has nothing to do with me.
So they finally get to thereporting tab.
After she dismisses the HCMpeople, which is retirement and

(15:22):
shit, this is the HCM peoplewhich is retirement and shit.
And she goes hey, coco andJohnson.
I'm like, hey, what's up, likeyou know what's up.
And because I'm tired of peoplemispronouncing my name, so if
there's one less person that Ican have that happen with, it's
going to be her, it's going tobe my boss.
She told me.

(15:42):
I told her I was like we'retalking about the spelling of my
name and I was like, oh, that'sfelt wrong.
It's one R, two Ns.
She goes oh, okay, like not,that she didn't get it, it's
just, we don't use my name, weuse Coco, cause I'm not going to
have people keep calling meKaren.
And she told me that people gether name confused with Veronica
.
I don't know how.
It's none of my business.
Okay.
So we were chilling.

(16:03):
We were talking in the meetingtoday.
She asked hey, so have youcontacted all your clients?
I go, yeah, she goes have youheard anything?
I'm like nope.
And I even followed up withthem yesterday and she said,
okay, have you tried callingthem?
Yet I said no.
She's like why don't you trygiving them a call?
I said okay.
So I hit up Eduardo and I waslike hey, do you have any
suggestions for how I should behandling follow-up calls to
people who don't respond?
And he said just keep a simplecall.

(16:26):
If they don't pick up, leave avoicemail.
Hi, I'm calling about an email.
I sent this.
Features included in yourbundle blah, blah, blah.
Please call me back by blah,blah, blah or I'll be moving
this piece of implementation toclosed.
Wonderful, he goes, obviously.
Tell them who you are and allthat from ADP in your role.
Try to do that in office onyour first one so that you can
tap me.
Or James, if they do pick upand start asking questions, you
may not know the answer yet.
I said, yeah, I figured I'dhold off until I'm near someone.

(16:48):
I just believe I need to have aresponse from a manager by
Wednesday, the soonest of nextweek, because the next meeting
we have, my next one-on-one withher, is Wednesday.
I have them Wednesdays.
Thursday is the team meetingthing about, james.
James is the tall dude thatsits behind me, so James is

(17:09):
funny because I thought he didnot explain to me that I have to
go through launchpad to send myemails and I'm used to using
outlook from my experiences incore and up market.
With launchpad you don't sendlike, you send them directly
through there.
You don't add an implementation, you send it through launchpad.
You don't send like, you sendthem directly through there.
You don't in implementation,you send it through Launchpad,
you don't do anything else.
So I'm like, okay, didn't knowthat, but now that I know she

(17:33):
goes, that's fine, she goes it.
Just if you do it throughLaunchpad, it updates the
backlog, so you don't have to dodouble work with that she goes.
But if you don't do it that way, it won't go in the backlog.
And then you know I have to askyou questions, like, okay, so
she goes, try to get into thepractice of doing that now so
that you know it's just, it'seasier for you to just remember
as habit to do it that way.
I said fine, fucking perfect.

(17:54):
So I'm like this lady has hershit on lock Like she's an eight
.
She is a fucking manager frominside the company.
My manager, brandon, was great,but he was not an internal hire
, he was an outside hire, so alot of the technical stuff
escapes him.
She's on her shit and it'sreally refreshing to have a
manager who knows what the fuckshe's talking about.
Like that's, my favorite thingis that she knows exactly what

(18:15):
she's talking about and she isnot um, she, she's not holding
punches is what it looks like.
She does not hold back, sothat's awesome In any case.
So, speaking about worksheets,I've been working out a lot more
, so let's discuss that.
I did bring up the fact that Idon't get up as often as I

(18:38):
should.
Now, implementation season Imean year-end season is here and
the implementation people havea lot, a lot how do I want to
phrase this?
Have a much better schedule.
Also, she did give us a niceholiday schedule saying for the
last two weeks in December,which is nice.

(18:58):
So I'm not going to say what itis on here because it's not
supposed to be said anywhere.
So just in case someone whoworks with me hears this, I
don't want them to hear it orreport it back because it's only
for us.
So, in any case, year end is adifficult time for upmarket and
core people and I do know peopleand I really should be getting
up more because I work out a lot.

(19:20):
I'm working out a lot more and Idid legs Tuesday and I feel
like I'm dying from the bottomdown.
So I'm working out a lot moreand I did legs Tuesday and I
feel like I'm dying from thebottom down.
So I don't have more terribleshoes.
Yesterday I let the dogs outthe toesies were out, so but the
shoes were awful.
I love my grandmother, butthese shoes fucking felt like I
was wearing bricks strapped tomy ankles, like I love wedges.

(19:41):
These things were not wedgeswith heels, they were just flat,
platformy and I like that.
Okay, I might get some blackboots like that.
That might be cool Flat ones,though.
I'm not doing heels at workbecause I'm not a dominatrix.
Some people don't need to seethat leathery side of my life.
So I was wearing these cementsandals on my fucking feet which

(20:02):
, like you pick them up and youfeel them and then they slap
against your foot when you putyour foot down.
So it's very noisy.
Number one, number twoshouldn't have worn them with
the way my legs were feeling,but since it was nice out, I was
like let's let the toesies out.
So I went to work like that andI was chilling and it hurt to
walk yesterday with those shoeson and I went to go speak to one

(20:25):
of my friends that I startedwith Manny and we were talking
about how there's not many of usleft from my graduating class,
like from my starting class inAugust 2022.
And we were talking about Justin, who moved to Japan to teach
English, which is still thedopest thing I've ever heard
someone do for a lifetime, forlike a life career.

(20:45):
He's been gone for a minute,though now I think he's been
gone for like a year.
No, I don't remember.
Fuck, yeah, I don't think hewas in upmarket for too long
before he left, so that's cool.
Okay, good, he'll be hometonight.
I like to be prepared for dinnerand I don't like to be

(21:07):
surprised, because then it'slike well, I fucking ate heavy.
So what do you want me to dofor dinner?
I wasn't planning on cooking.
So I'm trying to do this thingwhere I like chill out with,
like the eating lately, becauseI'm like as soon as I start
working out, I feel like afucking eating disorder happens,
okay, cause I'm scared to eatbecause I've worked out so much
that I'm like I don't want toundo what I did.
But then, of course, there'syour body needs certain things

(21:29):
to process.
You know, the fucking losingweight is the stupidest shit
ever.
Working out and fucking losingweight.
I'm so tired of this balance.
I just want to be fat.
Can I just be fat?
I'm gonna be Jabba the Hutt andgo eeky weeky to get like a
fucking bath or something.
Anyway, jabba the Hutt and goeeky-weeky to get like a fucking
bath or something.
Anyway, I'm just.
The eating disorder happenswhen you start losing weight,
like when you start working out.

(21:50):
For me for sure, for me forsure.
It happens.
Probably going to work outduring these meetings, during
these calls, because they're notactually mine.
I'm just watching or listening,whatever, and then I'm going to
take a shower after both ofthem and that's it.
That's going to be my day.
I think I'm going to start it.
I'm going to do an hour,because I didn't do yesterday,

(22:11):
I'm going to do an hour of somestuff today because I need to
get back into the habit of itand I like that soreness.
I think that soreness makes mefeel really good about what I've
done, but my legs were killingme yesterday because I was
sitting.
I sit much more inimplementation than I do in
upmarket and core.
Well, core, I sat a lot becauseyou couldn't really get up and
chat with anybody because youkind of just had to be on the

(22:32):
phone the whole time.
So I don't know anybody on myfloor.
The only people I do know areon the other side of the fifth
floor, which is the core peopleand loyalty and all that shit,
and I don't know them.
I don't know them.
I don't know loyalty like that.
I do have one person from myclass who's in loyalty now.
She's like a relationshipspecialist, whatever.

(22:55):
And my other homie is in a corein Puerto Rico and we were
discussing what his next movesare going to be.
He's like there's no money tobe made in core.
He's like, um, you know,upmarket or not, not upmarket,
but all this other shit is like,you know, this is where the
money is.
There's no money where I'm at.
So I need to move on tosomething else.
I'm like, cool, you shouldfucking come over to
implementation because you knowthey need Spanish people to like
Oscar from team Novak.
It's me, oscar and Matt is sofunny, me and Matt are on the

(23:17):
same team again inimplementation.
Then Oscar's on the Puerto Ricoteam Like why don't you fucking
try and get into Puerto Rico?
So he might try and do that.
I hope he does and I hope hegets it, because he's really
good, very smart, and he'sactually been in the same team
since he started, so for twoyears he's been on the same team

(23:38):
.
So, with that being said, I wantto get into what I actually
wanted to talk about.
So I should be getting up a lotmore, moving the blood in my
legs, which is what I've stated,like probably twice over now,
and I'm going to explainsomething to you.
I'm on the fifth floor of thebuilding, okay, and everything

(24:00):
from the fifth floor and thefourth floor, it's the same
layout but it's different, andhere's why the fourth floor
ladies room has that button thatyou push for accessibility, I
guess to wheel your ass in thereif you're in a wheelchair, but
I used to like it because Inever had to touch the door
inside or outside the bathroom.
And bitches are nasty.
Okay, we all know bitches arenasty.
We've all been in a ladies roomfor no fucking reason at a

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place outside and it stinks.
Okay, we've all been in aladies room for no fucking
reason at a place outside and itstinks.
Okay, at a bar, and it stinks.
So I don't want to go throughthat again.
It doesn't stink in my ladiesroom at work, but this is what
happens.
So I'm walking to the ladiesroom, okay, and here's.
The other thing is that you knowI'm on the top floor and people

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make the joke of this buildingthat it's the penthouse being on
the fifth floor.
Even fucking Manny has said itto me.
Oh, you're back on thepenthouse Actually.
No, someone else said that shitto me too.
That is now on team Novak andI'm like fucking, no, it's the
fifth floor.
I don't have a golden ticket toget to this floor.
I don't have a special key,it's the tag we all fucking have

(25:05):
.
It gets us to any floor.
They just know where we're atwhen we do that.
Swipey, swipey, I'm on thefifth floor.
Could you imagine?
Like getting into an elevator.
This is how this conversationwould go and this is how
embarrassed I would be, so Iwould get into the elevator.
I actually do know someone who Ikind of work with.

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I don't really, no, not really.
I've talked to her in passingwith some clients.
We've shared some clientsbefore and I've used her as a
resource and she has from thepen, like working from the
penthouse, and I'm like, oh, letme find out, come to find out.
She just means the fifth floor.
Come to find out.
She just means the fifth floor.
Come to find out.
She just means the fifth floorof this fucking building, this

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archaic corporate building.
There's no golden seats,there's no fucking floral crowns
like we're in a greekrevivalist play, none of that
shit.
We're just on the fifth floor.
Bruh, we're on the fifth floor.
Come to find out that this iswhat they're calling the
penthouse is just a regularfucking floor with cubicles and
shit.

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Anyway.
So if I was, this is the worstpart about this is that my brain
goes to imagination land andthis is what happens.
So could you imagine okay,let's pretend you're walking
into the building for the firsttime today, like going in and
someone goes.
Hey, for the first time today,like going in and someone goes,
hey, what floor are you going to, or what floor?

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And I go the penthouse please?
And they just look at me likewhat?
And I go I'm sorry, the fifthfloor, I'm so sorry, the fifth,
fifth floor, fifth floor.
And they go what?
The fifth floor, please?
And I just will look down at myfeet for the rest of the

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elevator ride and you know what.
At that point I'm like I deserveeverything I get from them,
every kind of.
I deserve to be talked aboutafter that.
You know how some people don'tdeserve that shit.
I deserve that treatment.
You know, what would happen isthat I would be so embarrassed I
would shoot myself in the footbecause I want to feel the pain

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of the decision I made in thatconversation for the rest of the
day Like I want to just shootmyself in the foot.
I want to Megan the stallionmyself.
And if nobody remembers whatthat was about, we about to
catch up on it.
Hold up, megan the stallion.
Here we go.
Megane Stallion was shot in thefeet.
I don't like how they did that.
Foot bruh, both feet.

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Megan Thee Stallion was shot inboth feet by rapper Tory Lanez
in July 2020.
That's how I'm rephrasing that,because AI is acting up.
When it happened.
The shooting occurred in theearly morning hours of July 12,
2020, after a party at KylieJenner's home.
Megan and Lanes were in an SUVwith two other people when the
argument started.
What happened?

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Megan testified that she andLanes got into an argument over
their previous sexualrelationship.
She said that she demanded tobe let out of the vehicle, at
which point Lanes startedshooting at the ground and
shouted at her to dance.
This is not a fucking Westernbruh.
We don't do that shit anymore.
That kind of shit you know whatthat kind of shit does Gets you
put in jail.
Who was charged?

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First of all, ai Megan was notcharged, so it's not who was
charged.
It's what was Lanz charged with?
Lanz was convicted of threefelony charges assault with a
firearm, illegal possession of afirearm, negligent discharge of
a gun.
What was the sentence?
Lanes was sentenced to 10 yearsin prison in Los Angeles County
Superior Court.
Prosecutors have sought a13-year sentence.

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Megan's recovery.
Megan underwent surgery toremove the bullets and has said
that she still has nerve damage.
She has also said that she hasnot experienced a single day of
peace since the shooting.
Find your peace, bitch.
It's been four years.
Find your peace.
Do you have the bullets?
You know what I would do?
I would keep the bullets inlike a frame on my mantle and be

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like never again.
That would be the caption,never again, as if it would ever
happen again.
Never again is the caption tothose bullets.
So fucking ridiculous.
You haven't found peace in thefour years that you haven't seen
this person.
Like, yeah, you're traumatized,yeah, your toes might be like a
little fucked up, whatever, butlike you have the money to fix

(29:22):
that, you have the money tochange that.
So find your peace.
Find your peace with money.
Find your peace with money.
So just figure it out.
And you know what else aboutthat?
Just stop it.
Also, tori Lanes, why do youthink you could shoot your
partner's feet and, you know,think you're going to be good

(29:45):
after that?
You think she wasn't going tosay anything about that?
You shot her in the fuckingfoot, both feets, anyway.
So after I've Megan thestallion, my feet, I would walk
to my desk and just sit for therest of the day and be
embarrassed that I called thefifth floor of the penthouse so
anyway.
So I refuse to call it thatbecause I think that's really
stupid.

(30:05):
Penthouse, so anyway.
So I I refuse to call it thatbecause I think that's really
stupid.
So I'm walking to the restroomon the fifth floor not the
penthouse and it's fucking bricktitties in there.
It's freezing.
It's freezing in the entirebuilding.
That, um, what you call it,hold on a second here, you're
gonna do this real quick.
Um, it's freezing in there andit's it's freezing in there, and

(30:28):
it's like I'm working with deadpeople like can we, can we
figure it out?
Can we figure out thetemperature in the building?
It doesn't matter how hot orcold it is outside, it's way
colder.
And that's what puts me to sleep.
That's what makes me sleepthrough trainings and shit is
the fact that I then put ablankie on my lap and then be
like, oh, dreamy dreamland.
And then that's what puts me tosleep, that's what makes me
sleep through trainings and shitis the fact that I then put a
blankie on my lap and then belike, oh, dreamy dreamland, and

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then that's it.
And then they'll be likeCorinne, can you navigate?
And I'll be like wiping thesaliva off my face.
What'd you say?
Anyway, I'd be like, oh, I gotlost.
But in any case, I'm walking tothe restroom on the fifth floor
in this freezing ass cavernthat is archaic and non-Greek
revivalist paintings.
No one is throwing rose petals.

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As I walk, I get to the restroomand I see these two chicks,
like I opened the door, havingto have well, I kind of like
elbow it open because I'm nottrying to touch anything people
have touched coming in and outthe bathroom People are gross.
There are people who go inthere and do not wash their
hands.
Bathroom People are gross.
There are people who go inthere and do not wash their
hands.
I've seen it, so many of mycoworkers have seen it.

(31:30):
We're just not having it.
So I nudged the door open withmy arm and then I walk in there
and there's two women who kindof like give me the up and down
while they're having aconversation.
I guess they stopped talking.
You know how people just dothat shit.
You can just ignore me on theway in the bathroom.
You don't have to look at me.
I'm not joining yourconversation.
This isn't going to be somemenage a trois conversation.
So they look at me and I golike that little acknowledgement

(31:53):
.
You're like how's it going?
I do that little acknowledgementon my way to the restroom, like
in there, and I scoot over tothe bathroom stall and I'm
hoping that they leave so thatthey don't hear me piss or
whatever I have to do.
So I put down two toilet seatcovers because I don't want to
feel the toilet seat touch myass.
I don't even want to feel thatsomeone else has touched it.
You know how you sometimes usedto go to a restroom and there's

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like two seats in there and yousit down on one and it's hot
and you knew someone was there.
This is before I understood howcrazy my hygiene was as I got
older, which is I don't want tomake contact with the toilet
seat someone else has sat on.
So the more toilet seat coversI can use and the better

(32:36):
flushing capability this toilethas, the better for me and my
life.
So I sit down and I'm just, youknow, holding everything in,
whatever I have to do, whetherit be drop a turd Ferguson or a
fudgy the whale or anything, orpee or a lemon drink, whatever
out the front.
You know I'm just sitting therewaiting, holding it in, and
then two seconds later theyleave and I just let it out.
Whatever I have to do, andpicture it however you want, but

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it's usually pee, becausesometimes I don't want to poop
at work, but sometimes you justgot to go.
So, uh, dropping a fudgy.
The whale's crazy, by the way.
Also, I have a favorite stall inmy bathroom at work I don't
know if anybody else does,because I know it's flushing
capacity.
So I know that I'm not going towalk out of the stall and be

(33:18):
embarrassed that there's toiletpaper and stuff stuck in it
because I didn't clog it.
So I usually just figure outwhich one that is like, I test
it and then I move on with mylife.
But like, what is the?
What is the reason behindhaving a heartfelt conversation
in the place where people pissand shit?
It doesn't smell in there,which isn't the point.
It smells wonderful becausethey have like a air freshener

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that goes off every few seconds.
I don't know if it's motiondetected or not, but it smells
really decent in therethroughout the day.
So that's not my problem.
My problem is don't you haveeach other's phone numbers?
Can't you guys figure out abetter time and place to do this
?
Have it over margaritas andtacos or chilies or something,
not in the bathroom, where youcan hear everyone take a hard
piss if they have to.

(34:01):
I saw the funniest thing theother day Well, this is a while
back about how girls pee so hard.
It sounds like fried chicken,like chicken frying.
This is the dumbest shit ever.
But as women, I have to say, asa woman, let me not speak for
everybody because people getfucking crazy over that.
As a woman, I'm always in arush.

(34:24):
I'm not trying to sit there andhang out, like sometimes I do,
just for the fact that I need afew minutes to not be near
anyone, to just look at TikToksand settle, Because if you're
not just trying to like chillfor a second by yourself in a
cold bathroom, I don't know whatyou're doing with your time.
But there's so many ways that Ibehave in a restroom.

(34:45):
It's hilarious.
And one of the other thingsthat I like to do in there is
run to a stall if there's otherpeople coming behind me so they
don't know which one I went in,in case I do have to drop a turd
, a chocolate fudge, as I wouldsay.
Drop a fudge.
Or take the Browns to the SuperBowl, as someone would say.

(35:07):
With the sports background,whatever, I don't want to be
known as the penthouse pooper.
All right, I want to be knownas the chick who's in the back
minding their own fuckingbusiness, who falls asleep at
her desk, sometimes duringunimportant things.
But I think it's the worst timeor place to do a conversation,

(35:28):
to do a conversational dump, inthe bathroom.
There's no reason.
There is no reason for it.
Just please go about your day.
Call each other later, you know.
Call each other later, please,other later, please.

(35:50):
I just don't have patience forit.
Oh, wrong spot, wrong spot.
Hold on a second.
I'm trying to send something.
There we go.
There we go.
I'm trying to make it look likeI'm active and fucking in WebEx
so that I don't get pinged.
Hey, what are you doing?
Mind your business.
Aka, with love from thepenthouse pooper.
So anyway, yeah, bathroomactivities, yeah, testing out

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toilets not calling it thepenthouse, but if I did, I'd be
the penthouse pooper.
I don't want to be known forthat.
In summation, that's enoughwith bathroom talk, I guess.
In summation, that's enoughwith bathroom talk, I guess, oh
God.
Well, one more thing.
I think the worst experienceI've ever had is having a
stomachache at work.
I don't know if you've ever hadthat feeling where you're just

(36:38):
like I just need to be home anduse my toilet Because, first of
all, I use baby wipes.
I don't know who doesn't, but Ido a little dab with a baby
wipe first because I like myasshole to feel clean.
I can't use itchy ass toiletpaper like that all day long.
My button will be fucking redas a clown's nose and I don't

(37:01):
want to feel like that.
I don't want to feel likeagitated for the rest of the day
.
I just want to go home.
So Monday and yesterday I hadsome rumblies.
Monday I went home on lunchbecause she said it was cool.
Yesterday I stayed and I stuckit out.
I didn't eat for the rest ofthe day and I have to tell you
I'm tired of this.
Sometimes I get an eatingdisorder out of working out

(37:22):
because I'm so afraid to eat andundo everything I've done.
And yeah, so like I didn't workout yesterday, so I kept it
light and had a smoothie andthen and you know I get up on
the scale I get pissed all overagain.

(37:42):
I didn't eat anything crazy, Ireally didn't.
I had, like I had a smoothiefor dinner and then I had a
handful of fucking um.
I had a handful of Tostitoswith some dip, and then, uh,
what else?
And that's it.
I didn't.
I had water for the rest of thenight.
I didn't need nothing else.
I didn't have a Twinkie, nosnack, no, nothing.
I was like we're going to dothis, right.
And then I get up on the scaleand I'm like fuck.
And then, of course, I tell theboyfriend about my, like, my

(38:05):
measurements and he goes it'snot about the weight, it's about
the inches.
And I'm like, oh, my God, fine,but still, why do I have this
scale?
Then, fuck, this shit Shouldthrow it out, cause I I look at
my side profile in the mirrorand I know shit has changed.
God, my shorts are up to mytits.
Um, shorts are rising for somereason.

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But I look at my side profileand I know that my belly is
disappearing.
But the scale is sayingsomething else.
And that's where I'm like oh,there's the eating disorder
coming in.
We're not going to eat shitunless we're actually hungry.
Sis, like yesterday I had abagel for breakfast, and that's
what I do now, because I'mbecoming less and less of a
breakfast person, I'm becomingmore of a lunch and dinner

(38:46):
person, or like a brunch anddinner person, and it's cool,
but it's also not at the sametime, because you know they say
breakfast is really important,but there's also like
intermittent fasting, whereyou're not supposed to eat shit
for a certain amount of hours,which I actually did.
Okay, I, what was the lastthing I ate?
I think nine 30 was the latestI ate yesterday, nine or nine 30

(39:06):
.
And I first thing I ate was 10o'clock this morning.
So I think I did a good 12hours.
Um, so I've only had coffee anda bagel and iced coffee.
That's stoke shit, not actualhot coffee, which I do.
I did want until I put the heaton this morning because it's
been a little chilly.
So, in any case, I don'tremember what I was talking

(39:26):
about Stomach aches at work, soyeah, so I had a nice little
tumbling, tumbling, rumblytumbling yesterday.
Today I woke up.
Fine, today I'm going to tryand eat within reason.
The boyfriend is coming hometoday, so now I'm prepared to
make dinner.
So I have to eat somethinglight now so that I do want to

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eat dinner.
I am going to work out duringmy meetings probably they're not
even my meetings, I'm justlistening in on them.
So I'm going to keep myheadphones unplugged so that I
can hear it, but I'm going towork out too, because I don't
really care about these enough.
I wonder if anyone believes thatthis tiktok ban is gonna is.
Is it gonna take this time?

(40:08):
Let's see, let's uh, let'sgoogle actually what it's about
tiktok ban.
I think my haptic stopped.
Oh wait, no, I have it on time.
All right, let's see what isthis.
Uh, let's see.
Why can't ai just answer me?
Bruh, all righty.

(40:33):
So the reason why it seems likehold on.
So the, the company that ownstiktok, is chinese-based.
Okay, it's chinese-owned, andapparently the u U S doesn't
want that to happen anymore, sothey're forcing them to sell it.
That's, that's the gist of whatI've got from this.
Um, it's going to be banned.

(40:55):
They said January 19th, Ibelieve.
Let me see what date is thisarticle, though, cause there's
articles that come out like lastyear saying the same shit
December 9th, okay, cool.
So we's articles that come outlike last year saying the same
shit December 9th, okay cool.
So we're three days ago.
Tiktok, on Monday, requested theemergency pause of a law set to

(41:15):
ban the popular social mediaapp.
Next month.
A temporary lifting of themeasure would afford the Supreme
Court time to determine whetherit should review the law, the
company said in a court filing.
The filing arrives days afterTikTok, which boasts more than
170 million US users, lost thechallenge against the measure in
a federal appeals court.
A pause of the law would affordthe Supreme Court time to
determine whether it shouldreview this exceptionally
important case, tiktok said inthe court filing on Monday.

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Attorneys for the Department ofJustice on Monday urged the
federal court to reject TikTok'srequest for a temporary
injunction.
The DOJ said it plans to file aformal motion opposing TikTok's
request as soon as Wednesday,but the government agency urged
the court to reject TikTok'srequest even before then.
The court's familiar with therelevant facts and law and has

(41:58):
definitively rejectedpetitioners' constitutional
claims in a thorough decisionthat recognizes the critical
national security interestsunderlying the act.
The DOJ's attorney said the lawwould impose a nationwide ban
of TikTok on January 19, 2025,unless the company finds a
different owner.
The ban would take effect oneday before the inauguration of

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President-elect Donald Trump,who has signaled that he would
seek to reverse a possible ban.
The legal pause would alsoallow the Trump administration
an opportunity to decide itsapproach to TikTok.
The company's legal filing saidTikTok had challenged the law
on First Amendment grounds,arguing that a potential ban
would deny American users accessto a popular venue for public
expression.

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Attorneys for the company alsodisputed claims that the app
poses a national security risk.
Please take everyone'sinformation.
Half of this country's infucking debt anyway.
You want my debt?
You can have that shit.
Give me that clean bill.
All right, bankrupt me, I ain'tgot shit y'all want anyway.
I shouldn't say that they'regoing to take me.
I don't think this is going tohappen.

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They tried to do this beforeand then they did some slick
shit to get out of it.
But whatever, who cares?
Who cares?
We'll find another platform.
We had MySpace.
We went to Facebook.
We had Facebook.
We went to Instagram.
We went to Instagram.
We went to fucking threads.
Twitter went to X.
We won't find the next thing.
Someone will find somethingelse thing.
Someone will find somethingelse.

(43:23):
Anyway, I'm sure Zuck will dosomething, or Elon Musk.
Elon Musk is allowing theseporn videos on X.
That's why I'm not on it.
I don't want to see hey, lookat this cat with the ball and
then some girl getting her assate.

(43:43):
It's not the same thing.
It's not even remotely close,because the anus and the kitty
are two different things anyway.
Uh, speaking of uh ridiculousthings that I've heard on the
internet some girl actually.
Before we get into that, I haveone more work thing.
So monday, but I sit in like abullpen of boys All right, it's

(44:05):
just me and three other people,three other dudes, in like the
reporting quad there.
So I'm like okay, thisconversation they're having is
so crazy to me.
They're talking about creatine,caffeine powder, l-carnitine,
all of this shit.
James is cool, but he's builtlike a sick figure.

(44:25):
This shit, james is cool, buthe's built like a sick figure
and he's everybody's talkingabout how they had to quit cold
Turkey, um, caffeine and shit.
And I'm like I wanted to belike y'all motherfuckers are
crazy for that, because with theamount of work y'all put in and
every y'all put in, you'requitting caffeine.
You have to be high, you haveto be smoking something and

(44:48):
whatever it is, I want it, Iwant in.
What do you have?
Are we snorting it?
What are we doing?
So they were talking about youknow, he's like you know, I'm on
the powder caffeine stuff and Iwanted to be like you mean
coffee, coffee, because you havea tub of Cafe Bustelo behind me
.
That's coffee grounds Coffee?

(45:09):
Just say coffee.
What is powdered caffeine?
Let me Google this shit.
This has to be real Powderedcaffeine.
If it pulls up fucking coffeegrounds, I'm going to hit the
floor.
Powdered caffeine no, it's athing.
It's a thing.

(45:30):
First of all, the first thing Ilooked up is what want a bump?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I need to see this.
Want a bump?
It looks like cocaine.
It looks like cocaine Also.
Dan just asked me for thepicture.
It looks like cocaine Also.
Dan just asked me for thepicture.
Yo, this can't be real life.

(45:53):
Oh my God, I'm going to send itto him now, though.
Okay, so it's called.
Oh God, this company is called.
Want a bump?
One gram container?
Wait, one g.

(46:14):
Is that gram?
Fuck it.
400 milligram caffeine per vialit looks like cocaine.
Also, roll of benji's propmoney.
What is this?
What is this website?
Pills and capsules what a bump.
Stem caps, caffeine pills yo, Idid not know that powdered

(46:37):
caffeine was the thing.
This is hilarious.
Actually, it's not hilarious,it looks real dangerous anyway.
So he was like I had to quitpowdered caffeine because I was
like bruh, you seem like you'reon a whole bunch of Xanax right
now because you're real quietand calm and you're just super
chill and you would blow away ina fucking storm or in a

(46:58):
hurricane, whatever.
But it's like powdered caffeine.
Wow, I really can't believe.
I'm just learning about thatnow.
That's insane.
Sorry if you're clicking, but Ihave to make it look like I'm
active even though I'm workingfrom home and no one can see me.
If I go idle, I don't want tobe asked questions.
Powdered caffeine.
So anyway, they were talkingabout shit that they're into.
Someone was saying that they'regetting off energy drinks and I

(47:18):
literally just want to turnaround and be like shut the fuck
up.
This is the most boringconversation you could be making
.
If this is small talk, cansomeone tell me about something
outrageous they did this weekend?
Or are we all just boring?
I'm not boring, but I'm a girl,so you're not going to hear my
stories.
My stories are probably moreratchet than yours.
You know why?
Because I live life.
Do y'all play video games?

(47:39):
How am I supposed to bond withy'all in this office?
Y'all talking about L-carnitine, creatine, whey protein and all
this shit.
You know, when I have wheyprotein, when I put it in a
smoothie so I don't eat like adog, like holy shit.
So I was telling my coworker,my former coworker well, he's
still a coworker my formerteammate, austin, about it and I

(47:59):
was like, bro, these guys justtalk about nothing and nothing
for the past 10 minutes, butlike exercise shit.
And I can't see, besides Nick, Ican't see any of them.
The other two I don't see themworking out.
They don't look like they'refit.
I don't see muscle.
Maybe James has some, but he'salways wearing some bulky

(48:20):
sweater or pants that don't fit.
So he's either skipping leg dayor he should just buy some
pants to fit.
He's tall, though.
He's got like really long legs.
I don't know how tall he is,but like talking to him is like
talking to a gentle giant.
I'm like, hello, yes, tallperson.
How's the weather up there?
Anyway, are you taller than thepenthouse?

(48:41):
Oh my God.
But um, yeah, so I?
I really was like, was like,hey, so they talk about a whole
bunch of nothing.
He goes would you rather hearwomen talking?
I'm like I would rather hearnobody.
So that's a true question, likeyou should know better than to
ask me if I want to hear someoneelse talking, because no, the
answer is no.
The only person I want to hearis Chris D'Elia talking and
that's in my ear, in my ear ear.

(49:02):
I switch ears, but it's all daylong.
So the fucking, what are they?
The fucking creatine boys?
Creatine boys, anyway.
So that's who sit near me, thecreatine boys?
The creatine trio is what Ishould call them.
So to round this out with someother crazy shit, I'd be hearing

(49:23):
and seeing on the internet.
Some girl in this witchy groupon Facebook that I'm a part of,
and you know that, asked if it'sblood magic to have a guy go
down on you when you're on yourperiod.
And I just look at it and I go.
You know what.
The internet isn't for everyone, I think.

(49:43):
I think there's certain thingsyou can keep to yourself, and
that kind of question is one ofthem, because we used to have
blogs for this shit, we havediaries for this shit, we have
plenty of keep it to yourselfgoing around that we should be
doing All right, like I'm proudof you for keeping it real and

(50:07):
not posting your name to this,because I'm sure plenty of
people would would have goneafter you on Facebook for asking
this.
But, um, you should just postit because you can't.
There's nothing else you canlose after asking that question.
There is nothing else you canlose, there's nothing like,

(50:30):
there's nothing else you couldsay after that, because we know
you're, we know you're freak.
Now, we know you're freak andthat's it.
That's all you need to know ifsomebody's freak and then you
can move on.
Apparently, james's freak ispowdered caffeine.
Want a bump is outrageous.
But seriously, um, markzuckerberg is a perv for letting

(50:52):
this kind of talk happen onfacebook, even if it is in a
group.
Like.
Nobody's reported this groupyet and fucking people are still
asking shit.
Let's see if there's anythingnew and interesting today.
You know I likes it.
Let me see.
Let me look up this group.
That's cute.
Um, did they get married onnovember 28th?

(51:12):
Why are they posting that?
Let's see my groups.
Let's see my groups.
Bitch please here.
It is okay.
Let's see what are theproperties of urine in a spell
jar.
You know what we're going.
No, uh, nope, letuh, nope.
Let me see.
What else do I have.

(51:33):
What else do I have?
What else do I have?
Oh, sex craft is what it is,excuse me, let's see.
Oh, my God.
Someone said please tell me allabout butt plugs.
I'm very interested in wearingone while doing whatever.
My significant other and I arewanting to try something new.

(51:54):
Cool, cool, nice.
The first comment on it get thepetite version and pop it in
beforehand and tell him you havesomething for him to find.
No, bruh, okay, let me take itdown a notch with that high
pitched, screamitched scream.
Okay, tell him you havesomething for him to find is an

(52:16):
outrageous sentence, and this isanother person who doesn't need
to be on the internet.
Also, send me friend requestsfor your private reading.
My beloved, you are blessed Fora fucking crazy comment like
that.
Get the petite version and popit in beforehand and tell me,
you, of something for him tofind.

(52:36):
What could that possibly mean?
Let's dissect it really quick.
Are we getting one thatdisappears in your anus and he
has to like stick his fingers upthere to find it, or is it just
a really tiny, cute little onethat he could just pull out?
I need to know.
I need to ask a follow-upquestion.
Someone said if it's the firsttime you've used one, I
recommend getting a training set.

(52:57):
They usually have threedifferent sizes to get used to
it.
It's enjoyable for both.
Use lots of lube.
I like her.
She's sensible.
She's sensible.
Someone said makes your kittytight, so be careful.
I don't know that that's right,but okay, let's go to the next
thing here.
Okay, here we go.

(53:17):
Age gap and an apron belly.
Hey ladies, I'm in asituationship with a cub.
He's 28.
I'm 41.
I need a slap from some realwomen that know where I'm coming
from with this.
How can I get myself over theapron belly embarrassment in the
bedroom.
He's fit, I'm also fit-ish, buttwo kids, two C-sections and 40
pounds of weight loss.
25 more to go equals saggyapron belly.

(53:37):
How do I get out of my head soI can enjoy him receiving the
head Tips, tricks to mentallyovercome.
We weren't all built to beskinny bitch.
You'd be surprised.
Many men actually prefer thistype of body.
I know my husband does.
You might just be insecure overnothing.
Yup, someone said girl, propthat thing on his forehead and

(53:59):
have a seat.
Our confidence is one of themany reasons these cubs crave us
.
He already sees your body asbeautiful.
Accept that and enjoy.
Prop that thing on his foreheadis crazy.
Oh my God.
This group can stay.
This group can stay.

(54:19):
I agree with the comment above.
I like to wear sexy miniskirtsto hide mine.
I get them off Shein and a fewfrom Amazon.
Good for you.
Good for you, okay.
Genuine question.
I hope admin's just go throughand stay.
When someone asks you what isyour body count, what would you
assume they're talking about?
The number of people you've hadsexual encounters with, or the

(54:41):
number of people you've hadsexual encounters with, that you
had feelings for Someone?
Please help me out here.
Guess, all these years I'vebeen wrong, confused, maybe an
age thing, because I've alwaysthought it meant how many people
you've had sexual encounters,contact with.
Guess I was wrong.
Let's see these comments.
Intercourse in general,feelings or not, it sounds like
someone was trying to find aloophole that didn't exist.
True that.
True that, because you knowyour body count has always been

(55:05):
one thing, which is how manypeople you've banged, and that's
it.
High or low, whatever, doesn'tmake you a hoe, doesn't make you
a prude, it's just whateveryour number is, and for some
reason, why is that stillimportant?
If you get tested and you'reclean after all the shenanigans
you've done, then that's it.
God's given you a pass.
If you decided to be a nastybitch and get trains run on you
and shit.
I'm sorry, I'm not judging, butI am judging Because who in

(55:29):
their right mind is being okaywith more than one sexual
partner at a time.
I mean, if you do a three-wayand you've consented to that,
that's cool.
But I've seen a post on herewhere a girl consented to having
sex with like five dudes andthen like another five showed up
and they all did it anyway andit wasn't consensual between the
other five.
So I'm just like what?

(55:49):
What are people doing out here?
I'm so glad I'm not single,bruh.
Oh my God, people are sofucking weird.
It's not even the fact thatdating is getting supremely
difficult because bitches arejust like yeah, fuck you, I can
have a kid on my own because alot of dudes are just donating
sperm.
I didn't get the wrong guy,though.
That'd be so upsetting.
You have a little dickheadrunning around and you're like

(56:12):
you're just like your father,and the kid goes I don't, you
don't know my father.
I'd be like exactly, I don'tknow you either.
A little bitch Like you, don'tyou don't know.
Wow, let's hit reply on that.
Didn't want to, didn't want tohit reply.
That was crazy.
Let's see.
Taking the day after pill forthe first time.
I'm almost in my late forties.
I have so many emotionssurrounding this mainly because

(56:33):
my man pumped it in me withoutwarning, but I called him out.
It seems so casual for him tosay just go get a morning after
pill.
We've been together for two anda half years.
He's never done this.
I feel weird like takingadvantage of, as if it's no big
deal, but it is.
I blame myself, what is it?
I'm blaming myself for notbeing on birth control, but also
feel he just took advantage ofme.
I was on birth control in thebeginning and he would ask if he
could inside me.

(56:53):
At the time I knew it was safe.
I don't know.
I know this happens, but I feela little violated, overlooked
and really all the emotions thatcome from having to do this.
So many thoughts.
Would have loved to havechildren with him when we were
younger, but we're way too oldnow.
That's sad as fuck.
Like I'm really sad for you onthat.

(57:15):
Okay, I can't read sad shitlike that.
That's crazy.
These comments are even morelike aggravating because
everybody gets all up in armsand shit and it's just like yo.
Why does admin let anything getposted, anything and everything
get posted in this?
Like this is fucking nuts, butanyway, let's see.
Whoa.

(57:38):
Hold up Wizard is insane.
What did she say?
I can't, I'm not reading that.
That's stupid.
Oh, check this out.
Hey, ladies posting anonymousbecause a few know me, so any
feedback on Gemini men.
He's a June baby, me I'm aNovember Scorpio.
Run away, bruh.

(58:00):
Run away, they are terrible.
I dated a Gemini.
He was fucking terrible, okay,terrible, in the same month too.
Fucking terrible.
Don't do it.
That's the only thing I have tosay.
He loves you yet, becausethat's definitely run territory

(58:21):
for sure.
My best friend was a Gemini son,probably the best man I've ever
known.
There's more to the chart thanjust the sun sign and also part
of their personality.
Grandfather was a Gemini.
He's the best man I know.
Blah, blah.
My June Gemini is the best,literally the greatest human
I've ever met.
Good for you, fuck you, comingfrom someone who was the gemini
for 11 years.
Don't there you go, bitch.
I'm friends with her.
Now.
There you go, bitch.
We're not doing no gemini shit.

(58:41):
I'm a gemini, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm too sporadic withpersonality.
And what's funny is when I waswith the gemini it says we'd be
better as friends.
But we tried to push it anywayand it sucked, sucked and
terrible, but glad it's over.
I have my Aries man now, soit's perfect.

(59:02):
He's very nice, calm, quietAnyway, so he'll be home later,
but yeah, so I hope everybodyelse is having a great rest of
their week.
There goes the ping for thefucking meeting I have in 15
minutes that I'll be working outthrough.
But I hope everybody has agreat rest of their week and I
hope you guys have enjoyed this.
This is the penthouse pooperfrom Coco off the grid.

(59:24):
No, I'm not that.
I will never tell anyway.
So I'll never tell if I ever dothat.
The only time I've ever donethat is when I've had a
stomachache and I already talkedabout that.
So anyway, I hope you guys havea great rest of your week.
Enjoy your upcoming weekend andhopefully I walk around the
office more so I have morecontent for you guys.
Um, love you all so much.
Thank you so much for listeningevery week.

(59:44):
I know sometimes it's a bit ofa struggle because I'm a little
all over the place.
Laura, I'm talking to you.
She does not like how ADD myshit has become, but I have too
many things to talk about nowand sometimes I like to tell it
in a story that goes back around.
So if I cut into one thing andthen cut into the other thing,
I'll cut back into the firstthing and end it.
But anyway, love you guys.

(01:00:05):
Thank you so much for dealingwith my ADD and my sporadic
storytelling.
You guys are the best.
I'll see you next week.
Love you guys.
Bye.