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Ever wondered why women head to the restroom in pairs or what secretive activities might be happening behind those closed doors? Between sharing personal holiday preparations and an amusing exploration of inherited business clients, we offer a blend of wit and insight, pondering everything from hidden party behaviors to the awkwardness of business voicemail etiquette.

With laughter as our guide, we journey through the generational gap in family interactions, recounting the chuckles and chaos of misunderstood puns and vegetables with our beloved grandmother. From her hilarious misidentifications to her straightforward, veggie-free diet, the tales bring us closer and remind us of the joy these exchanges bring to our family group chat. Amidst the humor, we share a triumphant moment—our acceptance to Podfest 2025—celebrating this personal victory in the midst of workplace monotony and a lack of camaraderie.

We also delve into pop culture with a witty analysis of Ryan Murphy's "Feud: Capote vs. The Swans," exploring Truman Capote's elite circle and the unfinished novel that shook them. Through candid discussions of beauty standards, celebrity transformations, and fertility concerns, we navigate the complex world of social media and societal pressures. Whether it's the spectacle of celebrity makeovers, the impact of Ozempic, or hilarious restroom oddities, this episode is packed with humor, reflection, and a touch of holiday cheer. Join us for a ride through the absurd, the real, and the joyfully unexpected.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:38):
All right.
So here we are.
Another week, welcome back,we're back, we.
Another week, welcome back,we're back, we're back, we're
back.
I don't know how many times I'mgoing to say the words we're
back, but I have a mic stand nowWell, mic arm, I should say.
So I am sitting comfortably inthis chair without having to
lean forward, so hopefully itsounds better.

(00:59):
I also have this pop filter,which I don't know if it's doing
anything at all, but we'll seeas I touch it and mess with it
while I'm recording.
Yeah, so we'll see how it goes.
I think we should be okay.
I'm really hoping this soundsbetter.
If it doesn't, I don't knowwhat to tell you.
I'm not hiring anyone to do thesound engineering on this shit,

(01:20):
but you know, if it gets bigenough where I have money to do
that, maybe I will, but notright now, not right now.
Hope everyone's having awonderful week.
We are on a countdown of alifetime.
We are less than seven days outfrom Christmas and less than
two weeks away from starting anew year.
It'll actually, yeah, it'll bethe day after the right.

(01:45):
Yes, because yesterday'swednesday and the next wednesday
is christmas and the next oneis new year's day.
Yep, so we'll be in 2025 inabout two weeks, so that's cool,
crazy and time moves way toofast.
I hope everyone's having agreat week.
So far, I am having a decent day.
I've been binge watching theshow that I'm going to talk

(02:06):
about later, but I hope everyoneelse is having a great day.
I'm enjoying the quiet.
A lot of stuff going on in myhead, so trying to stay positive
, but at the same time, verynervous.
I have a doctor's appointmenttoday, so I will be logging out
of work early.
I have actually started doingsome work, so that's cool.
I've been pretty productive.
Yesterday called a coupleclients, got a couple clients on

(02:28):
the phone.
It's been pretty dope.
Me and my manager met and weactually had something to talk
about.
On my one on one, she showed mehow to put in block off my
schedule for like times when Ileave early and shit, so that's
cool.
Yeah, so everything's goingsmoothly.
I guess this doctor'sappointment's at four o'clock

(02:50):
and then I have anotherappointment after that and then
I have to go pick up someholiday cards for those that are
in my life that want them.
They will get them.
I will have to confirmaddresses.
I am seeing my mother onSaturday for her birthday.
So she'll just get it handed toher, because postage costs
money In any case.
Let's move on.
So last week I talked about howwomen were having conversations

(03:14):
in the restroom and how I don'tthink that's appropriate,
because there's a break room andif you don't want anyone to
hear your business, go home andtalk about it or, like, call
each other Because we all havephones.
This isn't new.
There's no new technology.
When we learn how we can speaktelepathically without needing
extra gadgets for that shit,maybe we'll do it.

(03:34):
Can't confirm.
Can't confirm that that'llhappen.
When it'll happen.
Someone's working on it in alab somewhere and the most, uh,
the person who could pay themost will probably get it.
So Elon Musk, probably JeffBezos, probably anybody else,
maybe Trump, who knows who cares?
But if they do invent it, Iguess we'll all be put on a wait
list to get one.
Oh God, my body hurts.

(03:57):
So last week, like I said, I wastalking about how women like to
have these conversations uh,pissing, and while people piss
and shit around them.
That's disgusting.
That sounds really medieval andarchaic.
But you're here.
That's why you're here.
You're here for the facts.
You're here for the hardhitting truth.
So this wallpaper is juststaring at me.

(04:17):
It's a damn fucking babyporcupine beady eyed bitch,
anyway.
So I brought this up to a friendof mine that used to be on his
own podcast with another friendof mine and I was talking to him
about it and he was like, oh no, please don't tell me you were
talking about.
What was the topic last week?

(04:38):
There was some big ass topiclast week and I'm like I don't
cover that type of shit.
I'm like you know me, I don'tcover anything relevant.
I cover whatever I think aboutthose situations which is not
relevant.
But if it makes you laugh, good, that's the plan.
So we were talking about and Isay, hey, have you ever like
seen just chicks just havinglike conversations near
bathrooms?
Because he's a dude, hewouldn't be in the women's

(04:59):
bathroom.
So he said yeah, and I'vealways wondered why women still
go to the bathroom in pairs.
Now there's no real reason todo that.
Now I know when I used to goout there was a reason to do
that because if I went out andit was just me and my girl,
which usually was Laura, wewould go together because we
didn't know anybody else and wedidn't want to get scooped up,

(05:19):
we didn't want to get chatted upby any ugly guys.
We just went together becauseit just seemed the most
reasonable thing to do.
I would never so necessarily.
It doesn't mean that you evenhave to like go to the bathroom
together, like go pee orwhatever.
It's just accompanying theother person, I guess, for a
sense of security.
So for this I'm like also, youknow, when you get older you

(05:41):
kind of like develop an attitude.
I've had an attitude for awhile but you like develop an
attitude where you have a face.
On that no one really wants tofucking talk to the person.
So like a resting bitch face iswhat they would call it.
But like thinking about it, I'mlike OK, so I kind of understand
it.
But from like an outsider'sperspective, like a dude, I

(06:08):
could see the question.
I could see why.
Because if you think about it,the restroom should be a really
private thing.
Going to the bathroom shouldjust be you and that's it.
Anything else other than thatis stupid.
The other thing is is that youreally have to think about this,
and I'm really thinking aboutthis and trying to spit this out
as quickly as I can, but I pisstoo quickly to have a partner
to go to the restroom with, likeI would be the person that's

(06:30):
then stuck waiting in the ladiesroom for, like the neck for my
girl to get out of the stall.
And it's like you know, peoplepop up, lines, form and they're
like, hey, you waiting.
And you're like no, no, I'mgood, you go.
Like you're doing the wholestupid conversation, the whole
dance, the bathroom dance of no,I went already, I'm just
waiting for my friend who wantsto do that.

(06:55):
The only, the only time thatthat should ever happen is like
hey, I'm just waiting for myfriend is like at a fucking
airport, like the bathroom's notan airport.
We all know that no one isflying Brown Airlines, no one is
flying Pistain Airlines orDelta Air no, I'm kidding.
Delta's okay, delta's okay,accommodations are weird.

(07:17):
But whatever, I haven't flownanywhere in a very long time and
I'm glad for that.
I don't really want to goanywhere.
Is that weird time and I'm gladfor that.
I don't really want to goanywhere, is that weird?
I think COVID made me this way.
I really don't feel the need togo anywhere.
I just want to chill at home.
I don't even want to go to thisappointment today, not because
I'm nervous, but because I don'twant to leave my house Because

(07:37):
I have like too many things todo that are going to keep me out
longer.
Like the only thing I reallywant to do today after work is
go to the gym.
Well, go to my wax appointment,but then go to the gym Like I'm
on, like this.
You know, I'm back on myaddiction to the gym people.
I'm back.
Yesterday I felt so bad becauseI didn't go.

(07:57):
Now I got to figure out howmuch longer I want to go.
You know, I have to figure outif I'm going to be there for an
hour and kill myself with it orwhat I'm going to do.
And no, I don't mean slewyslide, I mean just, you know,
work, work so hard it hurtstomorrow.
So Thursday and Friday, my workfrom home days are really like
my weekends, to be honest withyou, because I kind of like veg
out on TV shows, but I'm alsoworking.

(08:18):
Let's not forget I'm alsoworking.
But my addiction to like havingbackground noise is so strong
when I'm at work I constantlyhave an air pod in and I'm
listening to Chris D'Elia,because I can't not have noise
and I know there's other peopletalking around me because
there's coworkers and shit intheir cubbies, but like their
conversations are boring Boringas fuck.
A clock is just terrible, justlike not even trauma dumping,

(08:43):
just like pointless is my iswhat I would call it.
Um, yeah, I don't want to hearpointless conversation.
I want to hear Crystalia scream, laughing like an insane person
while I try and figure out whatI'm gonna do till 4 30 and it's
only 8 01, like it's 8 o'clockand 30 seconds and it was

(09:05):
amazing.
So, anyway, so I had.
So when I spoke to a clientyesterday I'll get back to the
bathroom thing in a second so Ispoke to a client yesterday and
generally what I'm supposed todo is because I'm inheriting
reassigned clients, which meanseither the person quit or the
person who had it in theircaseload is too busy and hadn't
heard a response.
But they want to get thesepeople moving.
So what I'm supposed to do is Iam supposed to call those

(09:26):
people and be like hey, are youstill interested in using this
feature?
Because if not, we are going toclose this bitch out.
So I left messages for a couplepeople.
Again, my homie James issetting me up for failure, so he
goes I'm not really sure if youwant to leave a voicemail or
not.
I don't know what the bestpractice is.
And I wanted to be like how doyou call someone in this day and

(09:48):
age from a business and notleave a voicemail as to why
you're calling?
I don't understand.
I would never call a friend Idon't call anybody anyway but I
would never call a client andnot leave a message.
They don't know my fuckingphone number.
It just looks like I'm fuckinga telemarketer calling them for

(10:12):
some dumb shit.
For example, I called theclient yesterday.
They're an Amazon client.
I still don't know thedifferences, by the way, I still
got to read up on it and figureit out.
I called this lady yesterday andshe goes.
I said to her I was like hey,my name's Corinne.
I'm calling from blah blah blahcompany name here, because I'm
not saying it out loud.
I was just wondering if youwere still interested in using
this feature.
And she was like oh God, Idon't really even have time to

(10:32):
think about what that even means.
That sentence is so crazy andliterally has no point.
It's a yes or a no?
Bitch, it's a yes or a no?
And she goes is it required forAmazon, cause if it's not, then
I don't want it.
And I was like, okay, well, youknow what, if you want to
circle back to it, um, pleasemake sure to reach back out and
we will go ahead and likerevisit it for you.

(10:52):
And she goes okay, thanks Bye.
And hangs up on me before Icould even say bye.
So I'm like, bro, that's fineIf you don't want, oh, thanks,
hi, how are you?
Because 930 is not early enoughto be a dickhead.
Like I waited, I could havefucking, I could have fucking
called her at eight.
When I got in, I called her atnine and she sounded like she

(11:14):
was in bitch rush mode.
And I was like, that's fine, bein bitch rush mode, cause I
really don't even want to bebothered with this call either.
Like not even nervous anymore.
Just like you know, I state mycase and if people want to deal
with it, they want to deal withit, if they don't, they don't
and whatever.
So back to bitches.
So bitches in the bathroom,because that conversation was
just whatever.
Yeah, I pee too quick for that.

(11:37):
I don't want to hang out insardine bacalao land, and if
anyone is Spanish listening tothis, bacalao smells fucking
crazy, like it does not smellgood whatsoever and it's also
something I would never eat.
It's like salted cod is what itis, and they look like they
hassle back it because it's likesquares but it's still held

(12:01):
together like on one piece andmy mom likes it, which is fine,
but it stinks up the entirehouse.
Okay, and unfortunately, thatis the smell I associate with a
woman's restroom, because that'swhat it smells like.
So, um, I do have anothertheory as to why women go to the
restroom together, and it hasto do with the fact that they

(12:22):
might be doing drugs.
This is a good story.
I used to go out a lot and hangout with this crew of people.
They had parties all overMiddletown when I used to live
over there Actually, not evenlive over there, I used to live
at like 30 minutes from therebut that was the crew I used to
hang out with on the weekends,cause there's nothing else to do
in the boondocks.
So whenever they had partiesand such, it was the same group
of girls that went to thebathroom together all the time

(12:46):
and I was like I'm not naive oranything, but I don't pay
attention to things like that,where I'm like, hmm, what are
they up to?
I'm not Scooby-Doo and the gang.
Like, if you disappear from myeyeline, I don't care.
Like I don't even really careabout it.
So, moving on with my night, Isee them all come back and they
got some crazy other level ofenergy that I'm not even ready

(13:09):
for.
Like, I'm not even fullyresponsible for my own energy at
that time, but I don't want tobe responsible for some other
crazy bitch jumping around goinghey, oh my God, this song is
great.
Like I don't know.
No, no, no.
Like I don't know, no, no, no,you can have fun, just take it
away from me.

(13:29):
So of course, so of course.
I get told do you know whythey're going to the restroom
together?
I say no, and then, of course,the person asking me the
question goes they're doing Cokein the bathroom together.
I'm like, are they really?
Like they come out with theirnose so clean though, because
any portrayal I've seen ofcocaine being done is always

(13:50):
like powder somewhere.
And I don't know, maybe theywere doing tabs.
I don't know what they weredoing in the restroom, but that
makes sense as to why they wouldgo together.
And also, why were there somany names for coke.
Like why were people we werecalling it white girl, we're
calling it what was it?
Devil's dandruff, I don't know,but it was like why were we

(14:10):
having so much fun with thesenames?
But anyway, women should not begoing to the restroom together,
especially not in their 30s,maybe when they're younger and
more vulnerable and they're like, oh hey, that guy wants to
dance or oh hey, watch my drinkas I go to that.
No, take your drink with you.
By the way, I had a friend ofmine who fucking went to a place
called Rocco's Tacos and herand her girlfriend ended up

(14:33):
getting roofied.
I probably mentioned thisbefore.
I feel like I have, or I'm justhaving like a glitch in the
matrix, where this has happenedalready.
But I was like just take yourdrink with you or finish it.
I will take my drink to thebathroom before I ever leave it
near any strangers at a bar,including someone I just met or
even someone I'm friends with,because sometimes people just

(14:55):
like to pull pranks, right,people just like to prank people
like that and be like oh hey,your drink has some funky stuff
in it, or not even tell you andjust wait for you to fall off
your bar stool, funky stuff init, or not even tell you and
just wait for you to fall offyour bar stool, which might be
even worse.
It might be funny for me towatch, because I don't.
I don't get why people wouldbehave this way, but none of my
business, right?
Y'all just want to act up andgo to hell a lot quicker.

(15:17):
Y'all taking the express laneto hell.
Anyone who does that, by theway not just like actual people
who have been convicted of thisshit anyone who thinks it's
funny to like drug someone'sdrink that's their actual friend
is a piece of shit.
Right to hell.
Sorry, I need to take a sip.
My mouth gets dry.
So, yeah, so parties and cokeand whatever.

(15:40):
Um, there was some song likeshe on that coke diet or some
shit.
I think kanye sang it and itwas fucking to some house beat.
It was fun.
So, anyway, uh, damn, this isgonna be a short one, isn't it?
I don't have much.
Nothing's been going on, butwe'll, we'll get through it.
So, of course, uh, I, I lovedoing this to my grandmother now

(16:03):
.
So we have a family group chatand Anytime I post something
that I think my grandma,grandmother, will understand,
and I love doing this to mygrandmother now.
So we have a family group chatand anytime I post something
that I think my grandmother willunderstand.
She did it so great, she didthis so great for me.
So let's see when is it.
Where is it here?
It is Okay, so I found it.
Okay.
So it is a picture that clearlyhas the words.

(16:24):
I have a flat tire I shouldhave brought, and then there's a
picture like there's a wholepicture under it of asparagus.
Okay.
So I'm going to say it again, Ihave a flat tire, I should have
brought asparagus.
It sounds like asparagus, right, sounds like it right, right?
Well, my grandmother didn't getit right.

(16:44):
Sounds like it right, right,well, my grandmother didn't get
it.
Okay, she strikes again withthis because this is always her.
Now I have no expectation ofher ever understanding a joke
that I present to the family.
And lately, since we're in theChristmas month, we're in the
holiday month, I've been postinga lot of.
You know you've heard of elf ona shelf.
How about this one?

(17:05):
Have you heard of this?
And just hilarious.
So of course I said to her sheposted the thing and I'm like
she goes, I don't get it and I'mlike, grandma, just read it out
loud, please.
I'm like, just read it.
And she goes.
I said do you know what thevegetable is in the picture?
And she said Brussels sproutsto me.

(17:26):
So immediately I called her.
I said I'm sorry, you said thatthat's Brussels sprouts.
I'm like, do you even know whatBrussels sprouts look like?
And she goes no, I don't eatthat shit.
I'm like, but you could Googleit.
You could Google Brusselssprouts and know that it looks
like a little.
You know, broccoli, afro head.

(17:48):
Like it's Brussels sprouts.
They're little beads.
They look like little greenbeads, just huge.
It looks like peas if they wereon steroids.
So she goes I don't eat thatshit.
So I said okay, so I'm going totell you what the vegetable is
and I'm going to see if youcould put this sentence together
.
And she goes okay.
So I said all right.
So I read it to her again.

(18:08):
Okay, read it to her again.
I have a flat tire.
I should have brought asparagus.
And she goes I still don't getit.
And I'm like it sounds like aspare.
I guess Okay.
And then she goes oh, my god.
Then she laughs.

(18:28):
Then she laughs and I'm like,okay, you get it.
Now she goes oh my god, that'sso funny.
I'm like grandma.
It would have been funnier 10minutes of this conversation ago
when I asked you what thevegetable was.
You don't have to eat asparagusto know what it is.
You don't even have to eatbrussel sprouts to know what it
is.
There's no green on her foodpyramid.
There's nothing.
You know what it is.
You don't even have to eatBrussels sprouts to know what it
is.
There's no green on her foodpyramid.

(18:48):
There's nothing.
You know what's on it White forrice and like red or pink or
whatever the protein is.
That's it.
That's it.
It's basically a fucking atriangle split in half with two
food groups in it, and that's it.
And maybe the occasional yellowfor corn, but there's like no
greens.
She doesn't eat broccoli.
She doesn't eat like I postpictures to her of like beef

(19:09):
stew and it's got all thefixings.
It's got carrots, peas, dicedpotatoes, it's got everything in
it.
And she goes what's that greenshit?
She goes what's that green andorange shit?
I'm like it's called vegetables.
She goes what's that green andorange shit?
I'm like it's called vegetables.
They're supposedly good for you, from what I hear from doctors.
And she goes everything looksgood except for that.

(19:30):
Or she goes.
Oh, okay, it looks delicious.
I'm like all right, grandma,whatever, bro, like I'm so over
you, bro, stop.
Like she's so funny and shedoesn't even like realize it.
She laughs at her own shit likea comedian, like she just
laughing at herself.
Let me see this show I posted,and here's the worst part Okay,

(19:52):
it gets worse, it gets worse.
Okay, hold on a second.
I'm trying to find this fuckingthing.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm trying to find anotherthing here, because my mom oh
man, bruh, my mom did the sameshit.
I got so upset.
Oh, here we go.

(20:12):
Okay, I found it.
So I posted in the family chatokay, it's just.
Another meme Says my mate hasjust seen the Chernobyl
documentary.
He actually grew up in Ukrainein the 1980s and was able to
count at least eight historicalinaccuracies on one hand.
So then it goes.
Wait what my mom goes, let mesee if I go find it.

(20:36):
This was like last week.
I'm hoping.
I can't believe how early thatdinner reservation is, by the
way.
Let me see something.
Let me see something.
I'm still scrolling people, butI'm trying to not have dead air
.
So let's see.
Was it after this.
It was after this Hold on,goddamn Bruce the Shark.

(20:59):
Okay, what the fuck, where isit?
Oh, here it is, okay.
So I posted it and my mom goeslike what man Need more info
please, because I watched thatdocu.
Chris goes read the meme.
Again.
I said thank you, chris, andwhen she still hadn't gotten it
it was like, oh, not even 10.
In the morning I called herbecause that's it, I'm not

(21:22):
letting stupid shit fly anymore.
Okay, this woman is older thanme.
She raised me.
She should know about this.
So again, I'm going to read itto you.
My mate has just seen theChernobyl documentary.
He actually grew up in Ukrainein the 1980s and was able to
count at least one historicaland eight historical
inaccuracies on one hand andeight historical inaccuracies on

(21:46):
one hand.
Okay, eight historicalinaccuracies on one hand.
The fact that Chris went readit again made me fall out of my
chair and then I called heragain, not letting stupid shit
fly.
So I said hey, hey, mother, uh,how many fingers do you have?
On one hand.
And then she said somethingelse and I'm like I'm not even.
I'm not even talking about that.

(22:07):
Like I texted her on the sidesomething else.
I'm like I'm not even.
I'm not sure what you'retalking about right now.
I'm talking about what I put inthe family chat.
And she goes five.
And I said, all right, how areyou counting eight inaccuracies
on one hand, and you grew up inChernobyl.
And she goes oh, and she startslaughing I'm like you're better
than this.

(22:27):
Like how did you not get that?
I'm like you're better thanthis.
And then, obviously, after wegot off the phone, she goes man,
I'm stupid.
And just puts giggles.
And my grandmother goes onlyfive fingers on one hand.
My grandmother got it, shesolved the puzzle.
My grandmother got it, shesolved the puzzle.

(22:50):
Fuck yeah, I called, I told hergood job, queen brucellas,
because when she put brusselssprouts in for the other thing,
it auto-corrected to brucellas.
How did my grandmother, whodoesn't know what asparagus and
brussels sprouts is, get thefact that the guy has eight
fingers on one hand?
How did this happen?
They like Freaky Friday'd andswitched places.
What the fuck, dude?
Anyway, it was hilarious.

(23:11):
They're stupid, and that familychat is always popping.
Oh, by the way, how my parentsgot mad at the fucking Elf on
the Shelf thing today isridiculous.
So I posted one that saysyou've heard of Elf on a Shelf.
Now get ready for, and I'm justgoing to tell you what it is
Anakin on a ramekin.
It is Anakin Skywalker standingon top of an a ramekin, which

(23:34):
is what you typically use tomake like creme brulees or
puddings or anything like that.
It's a small ceramic bowl, andanyone who cooks like pastries
or bakes or whatever, like I do,has I have well, I have glass
ramekins.
These ones are more likeceramic, where mine are clear.
So I thought that was hilariousand I said can someone guess
the thing?
Because I posted it last nightand someone, for some reason,

(23:57):
nobody was saying good morninguntil I did at 1030.
So my mom goes can't figure outthe Vader thing.
Darth Vader wears all black.
Okay, can't figure out theVader thing.
Darth Vader wears all black.
Okay, Darth Vader wears AnakinScott.
Okay, anakin Skywalker does notturn into Darth Vader until the
third prequel movie.
He's not even in that uniformto even be considered Darth

(24:21):
Vader yet.
This is sounds so fucking dorky, anyway.
So Anakin is not yet Darth Vaderin this meme of Anakin standing
on a ramekin, okay, so the factthat she said Vader to me I was
like what?
So I just, I just did it.
I said Anakin on a ramekin, mymom goes say what?
And then Chris goes that'sfucking bullshit.
I was like how is that bullshitcalm down?

(24:41):
It's so early to bebullshitting at 10, 30 in the
morning.
He got so mad at that.
That's why I post things, bythe way, so that they can get
pissed off.
It was like the simplest onetoo.
All I had to do is like justlook it up, look up Hayden
Christensen in Star Wars, andshe would have gotten the first
name, and then what the otherthing is.
Maybe she doesn't know what aDramic in it.

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So let me just be cool, let mejust chill out, anyway.
So I've decided more bathroomtalk, um, that I am queen of
toilet seat covers, and here'swhy I went to the restroom
yesterday at work and causeobviously I keep my shit clean
at home, very clean to the pointwhere I'm cleaning it almost

(25:23):
every time I use it and I go towork and I go to the restroom
and I no longer have a favoritestall.
Uh, okay, my photos are readyto be picked up.
Stop telling me, uh, I don't.
Um, ooh, maybe I could hit thatup first.
No, no, because I want to getsomething.
Sorry, I was thinking aboutgoing to Walgreens.
So I'm queen of the toilet seatcovers and it's because I don't

(25:49):
bare ass slash raw dog toiletseats.
I will never.
If there's a toilet seat cover,it's going on it.
If there's sufficient enoughtoilet paper, I'm making my own
toilet seat cover.
So yesterday I went into a stallthe fourth floor.
I have a stall.
I know and trust.
The fifth floor seems cool,fifth floor.
I haven't had a problem withanything clogging whatever.

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So I go into the stall, I playlike which one am I going to use
, like behind door number one,two, three and four.
So of course I go to the one,the third one, from the end and
I'm like, meh, there's somethingin there.
Second one meh, there's hair onthe toilet seat.
Don't feel like cleaning it.
Meh, I go on the first onebecause it looks like the most

(26:33):
decent one.
And then when I finally get upin there, I see dry blood on
like the back end, like whereyour asshole would be, where
your ass, like your ass crack,would meet the seat.
That's where the blood is and Idon't understand how it got
there, because the only way thatwould actually get there is if
you're.
Every time you use the restroomyour ass crack splits and you
bleed.

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Now it wasn't like actual dropsof blood.
It looks like someone tried toclean it but they just like gave
up and let it dry in the smearthey left it in, which is gross,
but it was dry.
It wasn't enough for me to bepissed off about it, it was just
enough for me to have questions.
So I ended up like wiping asmuch as I could off of it.
For the most part it did comeoff.

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Instead of the two seat coversI used, I used three because I
was not trusting it.
And then I sat down and it kindof moved and I got pissed and I
sat up again and I moved itbecause it.
So I have a question for theperson who left that there.
And I know, you know what.
You know how women have thoselittle cubby things inside to
put their like toiletries in,like if they have their tampon

(27:37):
or pad or whatever.
That chick was definitely onher period because she didn't
even bother to push herpackaging down into the brown
bag that's in that little box.
So I was like, yeah, she'sfilthy, that girl nasty.
And then, of course, you know,you just hear.
I heard someone let it ripyesterday and I was like, oh my
God, please do not let thatsound like me when I actually go

(27:58):
and do that, because, oh wee,what a day they're having.
So I did it is a week from thelast time I recorded and, guys,
I'm going to pod fest.
They picked my application.
I'm going for free, so excited,so they chose my application.

(28:20):
Uh, they're paying for myticket, which is $3.99.
So I'm going for zero dollars.
I already printed and redeemedmy ticket.
What's funny is that I didn'tthink I was going to win.
I just thought it was some likeyou know, try your luck type of
thing.
I've never actually applied foranything like that before and
I'm sure I told you guys thatlast week.
So it was really exciting.

(28:41):
I did.
I was laughing because I sawthe email and was like, oh, it
says oh, you're going to podfest2025.
And I was like, oh my god, whatis this?
Like another email to have melike buy my ticket, whatever,
whatever.
So I did like the crazy eyes atit and I was like, nah, we're
covering your bill, bitch yougoing.
I was like, fuck, yeah, I'mgoing, I'm fucking going.

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And you know what I had no oneto really share my joy with at
work, because for some reason myteammates are very like, not
team matey Like.
Of course we'll have like theoccasional conversation in the
team chat, but everybody's sofucking busy you never get to
see anyone's silly side, likeyesterday we actually had these
people actually having meparticipate in Secret Santas.

(29:22):
So I must be becoming a newperson.
So we did Secret Santayesterday around like one
o'clock, oh, 1230.
Sorry, 1230 was when it was,and we all swapped gifts.
My manager got me and she boughtme the ducky lamp I wanted.
I have pictures.
I actually sent pictures towhoever I got excited enough to
send it to.
But it's so cool.

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It's like a duck that lays onits side.
It's a little translucent andyou press on it.
There's three differentbrightnesses to it.
It's just so cute and theambience is just so great for
the desk because it's like whenI'm at work I kind of you feel
that cold, hard steel of abuilding where you're like yeah,
this is definitely corporate, Idefinitely have to be
professional and I hate itsometimes because I like being

(30:04):
comfortable, I like working inthe dark a little bit.
The fluorescent is too brightand I get migraines every now
and then, so it's not ideal.
So being at home, working athome, is ideal for me, and next
week I can't wait because I'mgoing to be home all week for
the next two weeks because we'rechilling.
Anyway, like I said, I can'treally share my enjoyment.

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Nobody knows at work reallyabout my podcast, except the
rare few I've told about it andthe rare few I've passed it on
to.
I will be when I go to PodFest.
I will be attending whateverconferences they have there.
I do want to make sure that Iexperience enough of it for it
to be fruitful.
You know, because it is a $400ticket, it's three days of

(30:45):
activities and hopefully maybe,you know, buy some shit, hook it
up over here.
I think that'll be cool.
It's actually that's so fuckingfunny.
It's a month from Tuesday.
No, it's a month from Monday.
That's so cool, it's good.
It's like I think they have aThursday, friday, saturday.
I think I'm just going to goThursday and Friday, though,
like during the day.

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Uh, it is at SeaWorld, likeit's near SeaWorld, and I just
can't be bothered to be stuck inthat type of traffic.
It's close to like the downtownarea too and people fucking
suck and don't know how to drive.
Oh shit, I gotta put air in mytires Before we do this stupid
fucking drive Saturday.
No, I'm kidding, it's my mom'sbirthday.
It'll be fine, but again it's alot of driving.

(31:26):
Anyway, I'm excited to getthese holiday cards and send
them out to who they get sentout to.
So right now I'm sending themto both my grandmas.
I did tell the boyfriend tosend it to his parents.
We'll see what happens withthat.
My mom's getting one and Dan'sgetting one, laura's getting one
and I think that's it.
We have about 20, though, soI'll see.
I don't have everybody in myfamily's address because now

(31:48):
we're all over the place.
I'm not really close with mostof my family either, so I don't
really know.
I don't really know who wouldeven want one at this point.
Like I keep in touch with mycousin Nikki, but that's about
it.
I don't have their address tosend them anything, so they
probably won't get one.
If I'm being perfectly honest,like I love them, but we don't

(32:09):
talk enough, we don't reallylike it's kind of like calm down
with the chit chat between meand her.
Me and her were like real closefor a minute and then shit just
happens.
Not anything crazy, it's justshe's busy, she got three kids,
she's doing her own shit.
I'm not worried about it, butuh, yeah, so that'll be fun.
Also, I can't wait I think thisis going to be really exciting
to go to Podfest.
But I'm really really excitedfor these cards.

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Also because this is the firsttime I've actually done this
with a boyfriend where it's justme and him on it.
Typically my holiday cards haveconsisted of being like family,
like my parents, my siblings,and that's it.
No dogs, though.
Those dogs don't stay stilllong enough for us to pose, but
it's mostly family.
So me and him being on a cardis like a big thing for me.

(32:53):
Um, very excited for it.
He's excited too.
He thinks that's great.
Um, I decorated our tree.
We do have the opportunity toget some more um ornaments.
We do have the tree.
We have the star, they it camewith some ornaments.
Um, ornaments.
My grandmother bought the starand she bought me my first

(33:13):
ornament for it, which is uh,best granddaughter ever, some
shit.
Um, it's very nice.
I didn't realize that she wassending that too.
I only asked really for thetree skirt and the star.
So that's very nice of her todo that for me.
She's, she's really great.
Um, I don't know what I would dowithout her, honestly, because
she helped me get my first placeout here and I honestly don't
know what I would do without her.

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To be honest with you, like myother grandmother, I love her to
death.
She stresses me out a lot, butshe makes me laugh now because
I'm kind of like not reallyworried about it anymore.
I feel like with family you getto a point where you're just
like done trying to impress themand you're just kind of like
well, now I'm going to let looseand be just drunk all the time,
like in personality, notactually drink all the time,

(33:54):
because you know I got to keepthe liver and kidneys
functioning for my life.
But you know you're just kindof like hey, I'm over it.
Who even cares?
I don't know if that happensautomatically or if it's just
you know been through enoughwith this person that you just
don't care.
Like that's how I feel with mygrandmother, my mother's mother,
my father's mother I reallydon't have to say much to.
She's very hospitable, she'svery.
Let me take care of you.

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She's very.
What do you want for dinner?
She's very.
Let me turn down the bed foryou.
Like she's just a hostess iswhat she is, that's what she
does.
She did that while she workedtoo.
I don't even know how she didall of this shit she does.
Now she's retired.
She's been retired for a while.
I don't know how she did allthis shit.
And then, you know, worked anine to five Like that's crazy.

(34:37):
And in New York City evencrazier, not just solely for the
fact that there's so manyfucking people on top of each
other there, but the fact thatyou know, there's Metro Transit.
There's people who drive carsfor no reason, because in New
York City and any of the metroarea you can fucking walk

(34:58):
everywhere.
You don't need a car.
So whoever came up with theidea that driving in New York
was necessary in the city anyway, is fucking stupid.
Anyway, sorry, that was myphone.
I actually started watching andI think it's really interesting
to note that there is a bookcalled Capote and his swans or
some shit.
Capote's women I'm sorry,that's the name of the book.

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I started reading it.
I haven't finished it, but Istarted watching Ryan Murphy's
adaptation of it called feud.
Capote versus Swans and hisfeud series are really good.
I don't know.
Let me see something.
How many feud series has hedone?
Ryan Murphy's Feud.
Let's see Ryan Murphy's Feud.

(35:39):
Ryan Murphy's Whoops.
By the way, this guy did fuckingGlee too.
So the fact that he did Glee,which is all hoppy, poppy and
all this shit, and then decidedto do all this, is crazy, bro.
Let me see Feud TV series whatwas?
Let me see.
So I hate Wikipedia and love itat the same time, because it's

(36:01):
informative, but it's alsostupid.
I don't care about that.
I'm not donating.
Let's see.
Let me see here.
Okay, but there's like a wholeother season.

(36:21):
So we oh, wow, there was onlytwo seasons.
Wow, that's crazy.
So he did bet and Joan, that'sso fucking nuts.
Um, betty Davis versus JoanCrawford was his first season of
it, and that was March 5th 2017.
And it took them seven fuckingyears, I guess, to put out
another one, which is the oneI'm watching now.

(36:42):
So Betty Davis and JoanCrawford were on were in a movie
called whatever happened tobaby Jane in 1962.
And they hated each other Okay,hated each other, so much so
that they fucked with each otherwhile making this movie.
So, let me say so, backstagebattle between Betty Davis and

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Joan Crawford.
It was Susan Sarandon andJessica Lange.
The second season focuses on theend of Truman Capote's
friendships with many New Yorksocialized nickname the swans,
when he lightly fictionalizestheir lives and published
excerpts from his ultimatelyunfinished novel, answered
prayers.
So let's say so.

(37:22):
Yeah, so Betty Davis and JoanCrawford hated each other and um
, it's insane.
It was very insane.
Okay so, at the start of theyear is when the second season
came out.
Okay so, I'm not that farbehind, but it's only eight
episodes.
I think it's good.

(37:45):
I think this one for Capoteversus the Swans is really good.
His voice is fucking annoying.
The actor who plays TrumanCapote like I know that was his
voice, but every time he talks Iwant to like punch someone in
the face.
I'm true, bad.
And I'm like motherfucker.
If you say eight more words,eight, I'm going to fucking have

(38:21):
a fit.
But yeah, so it's that.
It's that, it's basically so.
Naomi Watts, diane Lane, demiMoore's in it, calista Flockhart
, by the way, crazy looking andChloe Sevigny.
Treat Williams is in it.
I don't remember the guy's namewho plays Truman Capote.
I don't really care because Ihate him so much, but he played
the pastor in Pride andPrejudice, the one with fuck,

(38:48):
what is her name?
Keira Knightley.
There we go, finally putting ittogether.
God, I need to get more sleepif I'm trying to remember shit.
So he was so obnoxious and hewas just so loud, rambunctious
and a storyteller and a halfthat everybody kind of like fell
into his charm, and I thinkthat's one of the things they

(39:09):
liked best about him was that hewas charming because he knew
things that other people didn't.
But he liked to gossip too much, which I think would have been
a red flag for me, especially inthe 50s and 60s, which most of
this takes place in the 60s and70s.
Okay, but like gossipers, Ihate now I hate people who just
like show up to parties ready totell other people shit.

(39:30):
Like honestly, you really thinkthat I want to hear that
someone else sucks someoneelse's toes three doors down?
For me, absolutely not.
Just suck toes in silence, justbe cool with someone sucking
toes and leave people alone,because it's not even important.

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It's not even important, okay,anyway, so he became friends
with high society women and thenpublished their lives in this
newspaper, in this magazine.
I can't even believe thatEsquire has been around this
long.
To be honest with you.
I saw that shit and I was likeEsquire was a thing in the 60s
and 70s who the fuck was tryingto figure out how to be a man.

(40:14):
That's what I figure Esquire isreally.
I've never read it.
Uh, I would say the same thingfor GQ if it was relevant in
this case, but it's not so.
The book was supposed to becalled, like it said in
Wikipedia, answered Prayers.
And he basically the firstthing that was ever published
that started this crazy feud wasagainst someone who was his

(40:35):
best and closest friend namedBabe Paley Babe was her nickname
, it wasn't her first name thefact that her husband was
cheating on her and he got theinside scoop and he decided to
publish it in this magazine foreveryone to read, making her
obviously look like alaughingstock and a weak woman,
because you know she can't keepher man because he's out fucking
everyone's wife.
She was fucking.

(40:56):
He was fucking like happyRockefeller, I think was a
chick's name and he was like themayor or governor or some shit
and of course, you know it's she.
She's always like yeah, youknow it always has to be a big
conquest for you, for your bigfloppy dick, whatever.
They said some crazy shit inthe show.
I couldn't believe half theshit they were saying.
Hold on a second.
I got a clock back in.
I couldn't believe half theshit they were saying and all

(41:18):
the curses and everything and Iwas like holy shit.
She said floppy dick at him.
What I was like, how dare you?
But yeah, it's a good show sofar.
I have not finished it yet, butI'm getting close.
I'm on the fifth episode.
I do have to say, though, Ihave a really soft spot for
Truth Treat Williams, because hewas like.
When I was growing up in thecity there was one show that I

(41:40):
used to love.
That was like every Wednesday,every Wednesday or Thursday, or
was it Tuesday, I don't remember, but it was on channel 11, when
channel 11 was a thing likeWPIX, which is now like the CW.
Um, it was man.
I had such a soft spot for him.
He was a doctor.
The show is called Everwood,and he was the doctor that used

(42:04):
to do pro bono work.
After his wife died, he movedhis entire family to Everwood
and he became a doctor.
He competed with another doctorbecause the established doctor
was charging patients and hewasn't.
I don't know how he was livinglike that.
But he was a surgeon in NewYork, so that makes sense is
he'd had enough money to uproothis entire family and work for

(42:27):
free on all the locals.
So I had a soft spot for himbecause I'm 35 now.
When I was watching that show Iwas 11.
So that's 24 years ago.
This man aged like a fine wine,obviously chunkier I don't know
why that happens to men, theyjust get beefier, whatever.
But episode four struck such achord with me because he died

(42:51):
last year.
So after I guess they finishedproducing, or you know, after
they were done working on thisand it showed on air, finally
they dedicated episode four tohim and it was just one of those
things where you knew it wasgoing to hit you in the heart.
He's basically you find outthat he's actually sleeping with

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one of Babe's friends.
Now that's in that inner circleof the swans and Babe is going
through cancer treatments likechemo, radiation, all of it, and
she's coming to terms withthings because nothing's working
.
The tumor hasn't metastasizedbut it hasn't gotten smaller,
which was what they were hopingis what would happen with the
treatments, and you know they'reslow, dancing to her favorite

(43:34):
song.
He's singing to her and she'slike you know, I think she's a
good fit for you.
Like she already knew that thiswas happening behind her back
and she was like she said thisis good practice, they're
dancing together for when we goto Truman's ball.
And he said, no, we can't dothat.

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And she's like no, you knowwhat I'm like, so done with
being angry.
She's like I'm too tired for itand this and that.
And she's like so he's likedoes that mean you forgive him?
And she's like I'm just reallytired.
So in essence she's not sayingit outright, but she is kind of
like done with this whole thing.
Slim is diane lane's character.
She's the one who's notfinished being pissed off at

(44:17):
truman.
She wants to like run him intothe ground.
She's having op-ed piecesposted by someone she's
connected with in the new yorktimes or esquire also, I think.
I think she's having them writelike one-offs about how bad his
party is going to be and hownobody's going to go and how the
Swans won't be in attendancefor sure, because we're all not

(44:39):
going to do that.
Chloe Sevigny's character isstill kind of like friends with
him, trying to be on his side.
Like please stop posting stuffabout him.
He's trying to get his stufftogether Because he was in rehab
at the time.
So she's like hating on himwhile he's trying to do right.
He did a lot of fucked up shit,but he was also like drunk for
most of it and on drugs, whichyou know doesn't excuse the fact
that you publish your bestfriend's husband is cheating on

(45:01):
her with someone else.
That's like that's a big linefor me.
I don't know that I would bemad at him.
I just wouldn't socialize withhim anymore, which is what they
did.
They kind of cut off his oxygenand were kind of just watching
him flail around and he kind ofmade it worse.
It kind of made it worse.
So Slim is the one who isactually fucking Babe's wife,
bill.
So they don't tell you thatuntil this episode, which is

(45:24):
four, which is like how the fuckcould you defend this woman so
badly while you're fucking herhusband?
Why don't you just let her godown with the ship if you're
going to be that stupid about it?
So they get back to the dancing.
He's singing to her.
She says really good practice.
He's like for what she says.
To go to his ball.
He's like we're not going to dothat.
She said yeah, you know we are.

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So she kind of like yeah, no,we're going to do it.
And she said she's like shesaid something, and then I
forget.
She's like I don't know, she'slike I don't want you to be
alone after I go, something likethat.
And she said Slim's really good.
She's like Slim's a good choice.
She's like she's very tough,she's not going gonna let you

(46:06):
push her around this and that.
And he just looks at her and hegoes does that mean you forgive
me too?
And she just like kind ofkisses him and that's it.
And I kind of was like, oh mygod, because I was like, okay,
something's gonna be at the endof this episode.
That's gonna like truly breakmy heart.
So he's crying and hugging herand whatnot.
And then he actually goes andsees slim and he's like he tells
her, her exactly what happened,like oh, babe's known this

(46:28):
whole time, probably.
And she's like well, did shecome out and say it?
And he goes well, do you guysever come out and say anything
directly?
He's like but she knows he goes, I know her, she knows he goes,
that's my wife and it's likeall right, whatever.
So, of course, at the end of it.
Um, I don't remember exactlywhat happens at the end end, but

(46:49):
I do remember that it said and,in loving memory of treat
Williams, I was like fuckingshit.
I was like I knew it.
I was like I knew youmotherfuckers were gonna do this
to me.
I knew it.
But I was like, damn bro, thathurts so much because, like, she
was so full of forgiveness atthe end and I don't know when
she passes away or if she justlike, if they show her, even

(47:10):
pass away during the show.
I didn't even finish the bookeither, which I really should,
and I was trying so hard tofinish the book before I watched
the show, watched the series,and I just didn't do it.
It got a little too complicatedOn the page.
Anyway, seeing it in real lifewas a lot better.
They did the makeup really good, because I know Naomi Watts

(47:32):
don't look like that.
They made Naomi Watts looksuper jowly and old towards the
end and I was like damn, they'dbe doing some crazy shit with
this fucking special effectsmakeup.
But, um, yeah, so what happenedto Demi Moore's face, by the way
?
Yeah, so what happened to DemiMoore's face?
By the way?
Demi Moore is starting to looklike a fucking sturgeon with her

(47:55):
face, like her mouth is like adownward facing and her lips are
too puffy.
So does Calista Flockhart.
I looked at her and I was likethat can't be the same bitch
from Ally McBeal like 20 yearsago.
Like that can't be the samebitch from Allie McBeal like 20
years ago.
Like that can't be the samechick.
Albeit, she looks better,having aged, but when she first

(48:17):
did her mouth, her mouth lookedcrazy.
Bro, she still looks crazy, butit's more acceptable now
because it makes sense now.
Back then it didn't make senseto be pluffing up your lips like
that.
Demi Moore has to figure outwhether or not she wants to be
young or old.
Demi Moore is caught in a limboof being young or old.

(48:37):
The rest of her face looksyoung.
Whatever she did to her mouthmakes her mouth look like roast
beef lips and you know what I'mtalking about Like her mouth
looks so crazy I just didn'teven I the voice, I recognized
the face did not match anymore,like when she fucking.

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Now there's so many differentdecades of Demi Moore.
It's insane.
We have Demi Moore from the 80swhen she was in the Brat Pack.
We have her in the early 2000swhen she did charlie's angels
and was tanned and fuckingdating ashton kutcher, um, so
like in the 80s, 90s she wasmarried to bruce willis, which I
always thought was crazybecause mismatch kind of.

(49:21):
I can see it now, but he's likehe's got aphasia or something
like temporal aphasia, so he'sreally like starting to lose it.
Uh, he retired from acting,which is so fucking sad to me
that I've lived a life whereI've seen these great people was
introduced to these greatactors, and now they're all
fucking falling apart.
But Demi Moore 80s, 90s, 2000swhen she fucking did striptease,

(49:44):
when she did GI Jane wholedifferent faces which face is
she going to put on for the nextmovie, the movie Substance I
want to see, though I hear it'sa really good movie.
She's in it.
I don't know if she's justtrying to look like Megan Fox
with what she's doing, but thebiggest thing that they said
about her and I remember thisbecause I went and saw the
Charlie's Angels movie Reloadedthat she was in she fucking when

(50:10):
they they played that fuckingGod Beach Boys song.
When she's running up on thebeach where her surfboard,
everybody's like, oh my god.
That's to me more Like it'seither.
She got super fucking tan, herhair super straight and black
now, not curly and crazy like itwas in the 80s.
And like she looks crazydifferent.

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And again, she looked crazydifferent in this.
Like I understand they're tryingto make them look weathered and
shit from having smokedcigarettes and drank their whole
life, because that's all thesocialites did back then.
But like, holy fuck dude, whatis Demi Moore's mouth trying to
say other than help me get offthis crazy witch's face?
Like I don't even know what'shappening?
And then they're also sayingthat you know, people are on

(50:54):
Ozempic and shit now, one ofwhich is Christina Aguilera, is
what they're saying.
And I heard that Ozempic isjust you have to stay on that
shit, you can't ever go off itand it's more catered towards
diabetics.
So you're fucking with yourblood sugar.
So like even if you're notdiabetic and you take it, I
don't know who, who brought thisshit into fucking the world,

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but like you should be killedBecause I was perfectly fine
with thick Christina Aguilera.
This Christina Aguilera lookslike what the thick Christina
Aguilera threw up.
She's so skinny it would takethree of her, or two of her at

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least, to be the thickness thateverybody preferred Christina to
be.
She looks like a strong breezewould knock her over and break
all her bones.
She is like the poster child Ilike for fucking calcium, for
calcium pills.
Like she's going to haveosteoporosis.
Like has she been in space?
Why are her?
Why?
Why does she look like herbones are going to snap like

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matchsticks?
It's insane to me.
I don't understand All thesepeople with this cosmetic
surgery and shit too.
It's another thing to get itdone because of you know reasons
.
Like Cameron Diaz says, withher nose she had a deviated
septum, whatever that means.
But my mom always told me thatthat was like a code for just
getting a nose job because theywanted it.
But now that I think about it,I don't really feel like I could

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breathe that well eitherthrough my nose, but whatever,
yeah, deviated septum back inthe day was always code for like
nose job.
Also, amanda Bynes' face lookscrazy too.
She was trying to make a.
I don't even know why she hadto.
My problem is that these reallybeautiful chicks are doing this

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shit to their face and theythink that just because they're
young, they can go back and undoit, and that's not how science
works.
Okay, that might be howwitchcraft works, but it's not
how science works and that's howthese Victoria's Secret models
stay, how they look.
Heidi Klum, who knows whatvirgin's blood she's drinking.
Something's keeping it goinglike that.

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She looks the same and it's noteven a black.
Don't crack thing because she'swhite, is it because she's
German?
Oh no, that brings us to awhole other thing that I don't
want to get into.
In any case, I haven't seenanything interesting either on
Facebook, which is also a bummer.
Jesus, I love how the firstthing when I open Facebook, I

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love how the first thing thatcomes up is can't believe we're
saying goodbye to Tommy today.
Sad day, bro.
Can we cut it out?
It is holiday season.
Get that shit off my thing.
Ew, bro, that's so stupid.
Then my cousin posting apicture of him in a suit.
Don't even care All thesefucking rings that keep coming

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up on my page.
Please leave me alone.
Groups, let's see.
Female problems, let's see.
I like this.
I saw this earlier.
It's mentally.

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None of my friends are mentallystable, but they're all really
pretty and nice.
That's some of my friends inNew York.
Oh, okay, I want to join thatone.
I don't want to answerquestions, though.
Yes, what?
Like the easy groups that go.
Hey, can you respect thegroup's rules?
Yes, I can.
Yes, oh, I like the easy groupsthat go.
Hey, can you respect thegroup's rules?
Yes, I can.
All right, let's see.
I suck at being sad.
Three minutes later I'm makingjokes about my situation.

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I do that at work.
Work, work, work.
Let's see.
Let me see what's happening.
I don't have any good stuffgoing on on facebook.
What the hell?

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Home remedies for possible yeastinfection?
I think it's my partner's handsoap, so we've decided to switch
.
But I need relief.
You, girl, clean the coochie.
Better Yogurt with livebacteria, eat it, don't put it
downstairs.
Cotton underwear and applecider vinegar worked for me.
But please see a doctor.
Just get monostat.
What's the problem?
Just go to the store and getsomething.

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I don't understand.
Why do people need fucking?
Why the fuck do people thinkthat they need some holistic
shit to fix their self?
Boric acid suppositories, notborax, as some are recommending.
Borax is to kill bugs.
If you put borax up yourcoochie, oh lord.
You need big help.
You need big help from the guyupstairs.

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Vinegar water, douche.
Don't douche.
I love it.
Don't waste your time with homeremedies.
Do a doctor on demandappointment and get a
prescription sent for the pilltakes about five minutes, with
them asking a few questions.
Ask for a double dosage.
I rarely need the double dosage.
Stop, don't put hand soap onyour shit, huh?

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How about that?
Any ways to mend a man'sreproductive system?
He is mid forties, has traumafrom SA as a child and has been
sterile.
Shoots blanks since.
Doctor confirmed he wants tohave his own kids.
Any way to fix that kind ofthing?
Yeah, pray to the Lord.
Pray to the Lord Someone goes.
If he's sterile and medicallyconfirmed by a doctor, there's

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not really anything can be done.
Definitely had women tell methe doctors say that and end up
having kids.
You never know what will happen.
I was diagnosed with prematureovarian failure nine years ago.
Now I have an eight month old.
So yeah, bro, this this fuckingfertility thing, man, I never
thought I would be thinkingabout it either, but I'd be
thinking about it real heavylately and it's probably because
the holidays are around and youknow it's big time for family

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and shit and I have concerns.
But that's what doctors are for, I guess.
And $90 copays, bruh Drainingmy wallet around the holidays,
fucking love that my cousin waswith a man that was sterile.
They were together one year hewent to the chiropractor and,
boom, she ended up pregnant.
Cool.
So what he cracked his backinto shooting sperms Is that

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what we're saying?
They cracked his back and allof a sudden, wah wah, no fucking
way bro, science.
You have to know the reason forthe sterility to know what
fixes it regardless.
It's a question for aspecialist, not Facebook.
Yeah, fuck yeah, stress is abig one.
Therapy for this If he hasn'tasked, you might try.

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Yeah, fuck yeah, it was out ofour control.
Gaining more control of a senseof it can really help.
I do that by doing things thatremind me of who I am, but it
could mean so many things.
You repeated yourself in boththe third and fourth paragraph.
I would try acupuncture andReiki energy healing, if
possible.
I have.
I think it's Reiki, if possible.

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I've seen huge changes withusing both.
Also, chinese medicine is veryhelpful, I hear acupuncture can
help, for sure.
Healing male productive health,particularly when this is what
chat gpt said.
Apparently, healing malereproductive health,
particularly when sterility hasbeen confirmed, is complex and
depends on the root cause.
In this case, trauma from childsa and its potential

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physiological and psychologicalimpacts make the situation
unique.
Here are some possible avenuesto explore medical interventions
, sperm retrieval techniques,assisted reproductive technology
, experimental treatments,addressing psychological trauma,
lifestyle changes oralternative paths to parenthood.
That number six one is going tohit so heavy.
Let's see.

(58:49):
Wait a minute, okay, let's see.
Do you believe in psychicreadings?
No, I broke up with my la la,la.
Nope, I don't care about that,I love it.
Scrolls past, kink.
I'm not into scrolls back up tomake sure.

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Yeah, that's what I do all thetime.
Like I pass something onFacebook and I'm like, yeah,
sure you know what that mightnot be for me?
And then I'm like, wait, are wesure it's not for me?
Oh guys, well, by the time youguys hear this, obviously it's
going to be before Christmas.
The next time you'll hear fromme is after Christmas and I can
tell you what shenaniganshappened for dinner, after

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dinner, during dinner.
Also, I hate when parents try tolike police things you do.
Chris has been doing thatforever since I was young.
Just letting me know, you know,hey, you should really start
thinking about this.
Or hey, make sure you'reputting more money in your Bitch
.
I know about the 401k.
All right, stop, okay, I havemoney going into it.

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I have a lot in it.
Actually I was really surprised.
I checked it the other day andI was like Jesus Christ, that's
more than I ever would havethought of.
But it's going likeautomatically.
So that's why when I don'tthink about it, it's just going
so yeah, so that's, it's good.
I'm doing adult things.
I don't feel very adult lately,but according to my mom I am

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adulting very well.
I guess All the kids are homeso driving my mom crazy.
I'm sure I'll be posting morememes in the family chat just to
fuck with her.
I posted.
So.
Another thing that's funny isthat my grandmother also cannot
identify meats.
So I'll post like plates offood and she'll be like oh,
what's that?
Is that fish?
No, grandma's chicken, it'schicken.
So like from now on I have tolike caption every picture I
post.
Like the other day I made somecubed chicken.

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I put on some rice with someguacamole salsa, melted cheese
on it, and then I put the cubedchicken on top with like some
bang bang sauce, because I likethe sweet and the savory, like
the sweet and the salty together, because the tang from the
guacamole salsa balances out thebang bang sauce and I got.
What's funny is I did myWalmart order and I got boom
boom sauce instead.
So we'll see what the fuckingdifference is.

(01:00:59):
I googled it and they say boomboom sauce has more of a tomato
base in it.
I don't give a fuck, as long asit tastes good, I'm eating it.
So I made that the other day,that bowl, and I posted it
tastes good, I'm eating it.
So I made that the other day,that bowl, and I posted it.
Actually, no, I posted thepicture of my Tupperware with
the pieces of cubed chicken init and I said I posted it and

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Will goes.
Hmm, brother, and I posted it'schicken.
And I was like it's not for you, will, it's for the other
adults in the group who have ahard time identifying meats.
And that's my grandma.
She can't identify Brusselssprouts, asparagus or any type
of meat I've cooked.
So that's it.
That's the game, that's how thegame goes.
But in any case, I love youguys and I'll speak with you
guys next week and for those,hopefully they get the fucking

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holiday cards on time.
But if not, well, hopefullysoon.
Love you guys.
Thank you so much for listeningand I will speak to you all
next week, thank you.