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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This bachelor adds to
the gay bars.
They really piss me off.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You freaking, open
your mouth and Prada comes out.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And don't come
between Bargain Bradley and my
mate.
Hey y'all.
Personal note from Blaine Ijust wanted to say thanks for
sticking with us and I'm sosorry we missed a week of Coffee
with Gays.
It has been challenging for me.
My dad's been in the hospital.
(00:27):
He had MRSA in his blood andhe's doing fine.
He's going through somesurgeries and some things, but I
got it all sorted and, yeah, ittook me a little while.
We're a small production hereat Coffee's Gays and Ryan and
Adam have stepped in to help infuture in case this ever happens
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again.
So this won't happen again andwe will be on schedule and we'll
be launching every Thursdayfrom now on.
But without further ado, I wantto launch a very special episode
of Coffee with Gays, where Itravel to Fitch's fame with one
of my best friends, christopherKnight, and we talked about the
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origin of my favorite new term,ger into the girl.
And then, of course, portuguer,because we are in Portuguer
most of the time.
So enjoy the episode.
I'm so sorry for the delay.
Family matters most.
It is very hard being an onlychild and to all the only
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children out there to comparetheir parents.
Cheers to you and a specialtoast to you because it is very,
very hard, and my heart goesout to you and to you, your
family, and to much health andhappiness to everybody, thank
you, and thank you for stickingwith us.
We love you.
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And thank you for all theoutpouring of support that I've
received.
From that one little TikTok Ihad when I was trying to edit
Coffee with Gays especially.
It was really special and Ireally really appreciate it.
I love you all.
Three to one action.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Welcome to Coffee
with Gays.
I am your host, Klayne, for theday.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I would like to
thank you for your time and I
would like to introduce you toour co-host, christopher Knight,
one of my best friends.
Hey, and we are coming to youtoday from Sitch's Barcelona.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Barcelona, barcelona.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Barcelona.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, nobody's
really said it like that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I've been really
underwhelmed with the Barcelona.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The Barcelona.
What else do they say?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You really got a.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, we haven't had
a lab.
You got a Lisp it Out.
Yeah, you got a Lisp it Out.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I am a little
underwhelmed.
You know I do watch RuPaul'sDrag Race, banya, and they all
drop the S's.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So yeah, not, we
haven't noticed it a lot yet.
We actually leave for Barcelonatomorrow, so we'll see how that
is, but we wanted to do aspecial episode from this
beautiful patio that we havethis beautiful beach town.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I don't know if
you guys can notice, but find
us.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And we had a
beautiful beach day, and I
wanted to.
Before we get into the detailsof the word trip so far, I
wanted to talk about somethingvery important that I neglected
to give you credit for inprevious episodes of Coffee with
Gays, which is the infamousguhr, which is our way of
shortening guhr, and you came upwith it originally Trademarks,
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trademark Copyrighted,copyrighted.
Ceo of guhr.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Of guhr Copyrighted
and which can be used in many,
many different ways.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And now we have
decided, and we'll be talking
about it Our really favoriteplace so far was Porta Gher
Porta-Gher, which I want to bevery frank and if anybody is
watching this, and is Portuguese.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
This is all in good
fun, but, yes, the start of our
two-week trip to Europe was toPorta-Gher.
To Porta-Gher and, if youunderstand the term, guher or
guhrl, porta-gher Portuguese,portuguese, portuguese,
portuguese.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And we're going to be
Portuguese.
Well, basically.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Portuguese.
We're basically Portugueseafter this trip.
I mean, if you sit in a cafefor an hour, you basically are
Portuguese, or six hours or sixhours, like you in drink.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Sangria for six hours
straight.
It's just the culture it reallyis.
It was like the most surprisingthough not surprising part of
this trip for me, because I waslike really excited to go.
Like Portugal was like the onething I really wanted to do, and
then we weren't sure like wasit going to be fun or not?
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And the men, I'm going to gethot and bothered just thinking
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think the men yeah
different Otherworldly,
Otherworldly, really it's veryodd, because there's no gyms.
You never see a gym?
I don't see a gym, I think I sawexercise equipment yeah, like a
dumbbell, like a cute littlelift, weight lift, but I don't
know how, I don't, I don't, Idon't understand.
They're just absolutelybeautiful.
And I was told, coming toEurope, everyone was like
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everyone's there, everybody inEurope.
So so then it must be the food.
And now I realize it is not thefood, it is the lifestyle.
It was the wake up.
You get coffee, you jump onyour little scooter, you sleep
with everybody's husband by 12pmand then you make it to lunch
Just then.
You make it to work Just intime for a lunch and it's the
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yes stuff.
I mean, that sticks a lot outof you, I mean, and that is why
everybody's so fit here.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, it's true,
there's a lot of play happening,
for sure.
I actually really love it and Ifeel very relaxed now and also,
like my testosterone levels arelike higher and higher than
they've ever been.
Well, it's all the walking, thewalking, and yeah, and I've
been.
I've been told I'm very thirsty, thirsty, I'm a thirsty little
bitch here.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, you're a little
part, the hydrating.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But I've been getting
.
I'm going to get my thirstquenched a little bit every now
and then.
We've met some amazing people.
I've got to say a lot of Frenchare here, a lot of French we
actually sent.
Oh, you know, there's a part ofour trip that we missed.
We've talked about.
We started talking about thebest part of the trip, oh,
portugal, but we actuallystarted in Madrid.
What are your thoughts onMadrid?
(06:29):
Yeah, not the best, not thebest experience.
We found a magical rose garden.
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And see, I will say
if you go to Madrid, there is a
beautiful park with a magicalrose garden.
I was very much out of astorybook, but other than that,
oh, we did do.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, my God, we got
wasted in the.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I will say yes, okay,
let's do some perks about
Madrid.
So I will say when we went itwas during Eurovision.
So just in that, in a nutshell,in a whole was a very fun
experience to be able to go to abar and watch the finale of
Eurovision and really cheer onpeople rooting for different
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countries.
Yeah, there was a lot ofdifferent countries people were
rooting for.
I mean, I was going for Israel,you were going for Sweden.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So my people were
Sweden.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You were going for
Italy, although he claims he's
Portuguese now.
But there are a lot of peoplein the bars were cheering on
other countries other than Spain, so that was a very memorable
moment to go to Spain en routefor your team at Eurovision.
So that is a perk and we did.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I mean we really did
ruffle some feathers.
In Spain there was a lot of.
Yeah, we were told by somelesbians that we were in danger,
Danger and our friend Mason wasafraid for his life.
And we were like, I think,between Chris's military
background and my being 6'5".
I think we'll be more than fineand we just continued to rally,
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rally, raffle all the feathers.
So maybe we're a little bit atfault for our welcome in Madrid.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It was just very
unwelcoming, not to say anything
bad about.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It can't be but hurt
because you're country-long,
exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I can't help that.
You came in 12th, 20th place.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You can't be perfect
at everything, I didn't write
the song.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I didn't sing the
song.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's a beautiful
country.
So far, we're loving it.
I love stitches.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Stitches is great.
This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh, we're back to
over here.
No, we have to go to the backpart of Madrid.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
We're jumping all
over.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Look, the set in this
mobile coffee with gaze up was
harder than sometimes the coffeewith gaze back in the home.
What do you think about it?
Crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It's crazy.
This whole set up took a verylong time.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Contexting is not an
easy life.
If people think it's just, oh,you just set it up and it's just
ready to go, like just MrsBailey, it's not for If you
think the talent just walks in.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, I was expecting
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, I know, here we
are three hours later Because
you're a bougie fucking bitch.
We started doing this when thesun was out, but now the sun is
going down.
I know it doesn't look like it,because the sun goes down here
at 10 pm, when everybody rewakesup at dinner, because that's
when you do dinner, it's true,and you have a little afternoon
rain shower that clears thebeach and then the sun comes out
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really bright and you get moretan on it, and then the sun goes
down at 10.
And then you go to dinner, andthen you go to the bar until
like 3 am and get wasted, findyour hookup right and then do it
all over again.
Well, not everyone does that,but I have been, that's for sure
.
I've been tasting a lot ofthings, so to speak.
(09:57):
God, I hope my mom doesn'tlisten to this one.
So back to lunches.
So back to lunches.
So let's see, we have learnedour midday siesta has become a
part of our life too.
(10:17):
Now right.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I feel they should
implement this in America.
I mean, we should really liveby the European rules, and I'm
probably going to get a lot ofhate for saying that, but I can
definitely see myself going towork on a little scooter after
sleeping with somebody's husband.
Yeah, just in time for lunchand my siesta.
I think we need siesta for the.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
US Working until
about five.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Going home Having a
little tapa, having a little
tapa, then getting ready for thenight at 10 after drinking a
liter of sangria and then goingto a dance club.
Like that should be worldwide.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It really, really
should be.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I think there would
be a world peace if everybody
lived this way.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, I mean people
are really not stressed here.
Not at all, For sure.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I mean they were very
stressed in Spain, very
stressful people.
They're also not a desertpeople.
But how to?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
desert people at all.
They're really not the greatfood, great drinks.
You've had some amazing things.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know what's been
really great this entire trip?
Well, the espresso martinis,yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
We have had, we've
drank our weight in espresso
martinis, an obnoxious amount,yeah Like, and it has made.
And the best part is is westarted midnight, which I think
we did the best last night,because we actually started at
like a reasonable hour, 11 pm,11.
What the heck?
I think like not just one, notjust two, like five.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Then you're
absolutely wired for the whole
evening.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
For the whole evening
and it's like you're just up
till five in the morning andit's been wild and that you know
nothing good happens.
It's like you get in trouble.
Well, I mean, I considertrouble good sometimes.
I think trouble is good.
Depends on what kind of troubleyou're talking about.
Well, you don't kind of troubleon it.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well, I have poor
sugar, I have poor sugar trouble
, I have poor sugar trouble andI will take that trouble all day
long, that is for sure.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I mean, technically
it's my birthday.
Still, it is your birthday,that's right.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Happy birthday, thank
you, you know last night we
went to the most Amazing.
The newest drag cabaret dinnerI have yet to have been to in my
life and, like I said, Iwatched a lot of RuPaul and it
was really great to come toBarcelona and watch an Espana
drag show.
I mean, it was amazing, it wasabsolutely spectacular.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Let's flood them.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It was called Queens
Cabaret here in Sitches.
I mean, the food was fantastic,the service was fantastic,
amazing.
The drag queen were fantastic,the show was fantastic.
We're first organized.
Funny on point, she had fire atone point.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Where did that even
come from?
It was like boom.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I wish.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I could show you
clips, they wouldn't let us do
it, they wouldn't let us film.
No.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I mean we saw
everything from the greatest
showman to Tina Turner.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I mean her little
Tina Turner was great Tina
Turner was good here, I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Freddie Mercury.
It was fantastic.
We'll flood them.
If you're in Sitches, come toQueens Cabaret.
Amazing, you're in for a greattime.
Do you remember when we gothere five days ago and it was
pouring down rain?
And If you know this gentlemanat all, this entire trip was
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based on this part of thevacation to Europe, because it
was going to be our five days ofpure relaxation, pure sunshine,
pure tanning.
Yeah, you're bronze goddess,living your best life.
They can make it here and it isa sucking torrential down.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I was so upset I
literally was trying to plan our
escape.
Yeah, really like, quitefrankly, like do we go to
Morocco?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
There were a lot of
places we were gonna go.
Do we go to?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Sardinia.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Romania came up.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Romania like we're
gonna get the fuck out of here.
I'm not gonna spend my fivedays in the longest part of our
trip, but quickly, I guess, incold rain situation.
I was like really upset aboutit.
I wanted to cry and it neverrains here.
Everybody's told us that allthe time and it was like this
huge dark storm cloud and it'smy birthday trip.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Damn it.
I know I mean I'm gonna be 40this year.
I know like this could not.
This year, not this year,that's my learning the last of
my day.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, this gotta be
good girl.
Yeah, and I gotta say it has.
We have been lucky.
Every single day We've hadbeautiful son, beautiful men's,
and Today we went to the.
We met some really amazingfriends from England.
They were great and they taughtus where the gay beach is,
because we didn't know where thegay be.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
No, it's safe for
anyone who needs to know where
the gay beach is.
It's after the church, justaround the corner from this
cemetery, just right past thecemetery go down a little rock.
Go down to the little stonesand then slew of naked people.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You will know,
because you'll never see bigger
penis.
I mean huge.
Yeah, I had a lot of uncutpenis.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It was really shocked
.
Shocking in a great way, in agreat way yeah it was very
eye-opening.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I mean
beautiful men all over so and
there's definitely that beachhere.
We heard the family gave to theother day.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I you know, I have to
say that beach was very.
I love it.
A lot of it's worth, like thefeatures were.
You could be a lot of yeah,although in pina colada means I
pina colada, I mean you saynonetheless, there was a chair
to lay down in.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Maybe don't get, and
a very, very nice part I thought
I'd say.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I have to say I will
say one thing about being here,
not just in Europe but in Spain,is that staff is very, very
accommodating, fun.
They hustle hard, they're justreally mind-blowing to me,
because they don't work on tips.
You know, people in Americawork on tips.
We think the service level wastop part.
Yeah, and it's not.
It's shit because they expectit.
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They expect to be tipped, tippedand tipped it.
Oh, I'm tipped, but they expectto be tipped and it's just like
, well, I'm not gonna give youextra service because you're
gonna tip me anyway.
And then here it's like youdon't get fucking tipped.
We get paid and they worked alot, asses off.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But you know, they
don't even get paid that much.
It actually was a veryfascinating conversation with my
friends when you rich friends.
I remember talking about all ofthis stuff and our new
bartender, ben.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
From.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Queens.
By the way, queens only has aforay.
They also have a bar, yeah,which is amazing, and we have
been to every single night We'vebeen, and it is that like the
best bar in stitches in myabsolutely great if it is
another plug.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, or Queens not
the cabaret dinner show, but the
Queens bar.
And there was a lovelygentleman called Ben who's from
London, london and speaks noSpanish and begs people for tips
.
So it is the complete oppositeOf what I just said literally
samelessly Request yes, and hedoesn't serve you if you don't
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give him.
And then he also remembers howmuch you tipped him from the
nights before, because hedefinitely called us out and
like no baby girl, girl, yougave me 15 and I gave you five
bad, and you told me to keep thefive, so I'm correct.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
But then we learned
to tip him and then our drinks
up really strong, really stronggirl.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And when I say strong
like these tequila?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
drink.
It's a fish ball.
A come in a fish ball.
I mean our friend theaccountant, literally is not
able to move.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And I'm like
picturing him make the drinks in
my head now and the surpriseare still alive.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I know that's why it
stopped.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I saw him making them
just now again.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, and how we had
eight, nine, 10 of those and our
show, I mean, we have anothernight of it because, don't
forget, his husband is the dragperformer.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And we are going to
learn real British drag Proper
proper.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Proper, proper,
british drag.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
A very in.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Sitch's Bartholomew
Just like so many.
There's so many accents flyingall over the place.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I know We've met
people from all over the world.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's kind of like the
men flying out of this room.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What are you talking
about?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What are you talking
about?
No, with a.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I mean one just
actually flew out just a second
ago.
Girl, unless you want to join,shut up.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
So I'm going to
circle back to the weather,
because that was the topic wewere talking about, how we were
extremely excited about that, sowe were excited about the rain.
So what we found out about therain is it really works with how
the people live here.
You know it's on a day time andthen come 2pm it starts getting
cloudy again.
When it starts raining Cause Ithink that's mother nature
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telling everyone to go take asiesta, and it rains from like
two to five when everyone'snapping, and then rain is gone
and then you're back to yourlife.
So I think, back to the beachwhen we came in here the first
day to stitches.
it was at that time, so that'swhat we were experiencing mother
nature telling us, it wassiesta time and all we wanted to
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do was not siesta.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So now, being here
five days, I mean we're
practically Barcelonian, that weknow how it, how it, how it
works.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, that's actually
a good point.
Yeah, absolutely, I'm glad thatyou uncovered, really unpacked
that one.
Yeah, we also did meet a reallynice bartender named Fred,
who's very hot that lives inVegas sometimes.
He does live in Vegas duringthe winter, which is a very
smart decision.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And he's going to
come visit you, although it is
very cold in the winter time.
This last winter it snowed forsix months out of the year, but,
like my husband always says,the worst suntan I've ever got
is on a cloudy day, on a cloudyday, so bring your sunscreen to
Vegas in winter.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The oldest young man
I know.
I mean literally he's like an80 year old man in a young
person's body.
I mean I guess he's not thatyoung.
He's my best friend, everybodyknows just so.
He's practically his father,but he's practically his like 78
year old father, who really is80?
, who's named Carl and is 80 andhas all these old sayings and
(20:14):
that is one of them, and weliterally have been saying over
and over on the track Where'sthat data?
Where was that On a cloudy day,on?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
a cloudy day.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
The sunburn I ever
got, so we've been wearing a
sunscreen.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Been really good,
haven't gotten sunburn yet no,
we're very, very, very tan.
Yeah, I think we're getting anice healthy glow.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I mean I'm gonna have
sunburn there, Guru Let me see,
I can't do that.
Portia.
Well, I want people to knowthat I can be jealous.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
You're standing with
a watch on, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
So they'll know that
I was out in the Mediterranean
soon.
I love it.
So it's getting a little night,but I have to tell you you gave
me some really great advicewhile we were here, because when
I first got here I was having alittle hard time with the men.
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And you know, I think I wastrying too hard on the grinders,
quite frankly, and you shouldshare this advice, I think, with
everybody else, because I thinkit was really super helpful.
Yeah Well, first I mean, whichis true?
I just had to be reminded of it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, you're being
very thirsty.
Well, I was being thirsty.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I mean, you're up in
there, there's also hot men
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
How can you not be?
So, yeah, you know, just like Isay let go and let God, you
know, let things come to you.
And I have been married goingon eight years, been with my
partner 10.
Okay, that's where the 10 comesfrom 10, 10 together, married
eight.
Nonetheless, I feel like I havea very good standing with
relationships, on how they work,how to approach them, how to
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just be receptive of beingyourself and open to embracing
new things.
So to your point, especiallyhere in Spain, in, I think,
europe in general, the men aredefinitely a little more
reserved than in America 1000%,1000%.
Where we are, you know, reallyoutgoing and really to the point
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, it's loud and they're not likethat here, like they don't want
to see your naked bitch, theydon't want you to jump on them,
they don't want you to ask themout.
They're a little more reservedand they take their time.
So in your instance you know youwere just, I think, putting
yourself out there a little toomuch, when great in life, good
(22:42):
things come to those who justwait and good things come to
people who are just open andreceptive.
And we have come to learn thatgrinder really is not needed
here because of that standoffpersona that they have.
They really aren't on grinderstrying to find a hook up.
They want to meet you in person, they want to gravitate towards
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you and I think when you gotthat advice, as you were, out of
the bar for dinner and you werejust not looking for it, not
hunting for it, not being soAmerican.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, like they flock
to you and, by the way, this is
what is so weird about this isthat's how I am in America.
I do not.
I'm like me.
Everybody knows in my friendgroup I'm not the grinder person
ever.
I'm never on grinder at home.
I meet people organically atbars.
I don't even know the last timeI've had a grinder hook up in
(23:39):
the US and it was justfrustrating to be here too, just
like, oh, it just reminded mewhy I don't do that, so letting
myself go at a bar.
I literally have met someonelike every single night and
literally had the bestconversation.
Like I said, we ended up havingprobably one of my favorite
days here with a small groupfrom England, which was just
such lovely guys.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They were just lovely
.
I just think it's natural to goon a holiday or vacation and so
you go on something like aTinder or a grinder, because
that's just your mindset of howyou're going to find somebody
and how you're going to make afriend or a hook up, whatever
you want to do.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
That's just that's
our go-to, but I also think
people here have been a lotfriendlier than like Madrid, for
example.
Like Madrid was very clickyClicky.
This has not been clicky and Idon't think Portugal was clicky,
no.
The problem in Portugal, though, was the language, the language
Language barrier.
(24:34):
Very difficult Madrid, notdifficult because it's Spanish.
They were just like I said,they were a very unwelcoming
group of people.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
They really weren't.
They really don't want you tobe there it seemed like which is
not.
It's really off-putting whenyou want to see Spain and you
know Madrid is to go to, andthen you go.
We bounced over to Portuguaireand they were very friendly,
they were just friendly andwelcoming.
They wanted you to be there andthey're like come eat with us.
You know lunch comes in with usfrom 12 to six, because that's
(25:06):
what happens.
You get to lunch at 12 and,before you know it, at 6 pm and
you're on your scooter back home.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
But we just had the
language barrier there, which
was a little more difficult,like it wasn't easy to go out to
bars and like hang outnecessarily.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But the people were
still, they were still
homidating to it.
And a lot of people in Portugalspoke English.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
True.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Versus Madrid.
They might have spoken English,but they did not want to.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And then they were
being snotty about my Spanish.
Yes, because I speak.
Texan ghetto, spanish, ghetto.
Yes, texan ghetto Spanish.
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't have good
grammar in English, but less
Spanish we're trying to say soand then jumping to, jumping
totally over to Portuguese,which something none of us Sure
I got to tell you I was inBrazil when I lived because I
lived in Argentina and then Iwent to Brazil.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It was the same
experience Because I was, I was
100% fluent in Spanish becauseI've been living in Argentina.
Then I go to Brazil and I waslike, okay, I've got this.
It's just a little bitdifferent.
That Portugal's Portuguese isjust it's hard.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's, it's just
enough different.
It's like the vowel, or changejust a little bit like it's just
very like, very close, but Iliterally picked up vodka.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh, the church bell.
Don't even give me the churchbell.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
The church is calling
girl.
The church is calling girl.
Why did they?
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
don't we stick
ourselves next to a church girl?
I'm worried that the flame isgoing to come over here.
Gear, gear.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I mean Remember when
you asked me to go into church
the other day to go tour it andI was like I would cannot do
that.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You were going to
burst into flames.
I will burst into flames.
You're a Jew, first of all, Iam a Jew, but your husband is a
Catholic, which I find thisalways super fascinating.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
How so I?
I please, please tell me how.
I just think his intermixcouples are just it's
interesting but I think it'scute.
There are some days I'm likeshould I marry a Jewish guy?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, but I mean, I
think it's, I think you guys
handle it very well and I likethat how Joey, like when you
guys travel or whatever, I knowhe always goes to mass and you
guys just have that thing whereyou just do your own thing.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We have to be
accepting of someone's religion
or heritage or culture.
So he was going to mass onSunday.
It's great.
When I go to temple on Fridayhe's not going to Shabbat.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I mean okay, but like
how do you manage Shabbat but?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
sometimes he does
Like he does enjoy it.
I mean, he always said that hewanted to marry a Jewish man, so
he does love a tradition.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
He does love a
tradition.
I will say this about likegoing to Catholic services with
him.
Like I do like the tradition ofthe Catholic faith.
I think it's like super cooland I actually love that about
temple as well and the Jewishfaith, I love the tradition
aspect of it.
Yeah, I mean, I'm like, I meanyou basically celebrate Hanukkah
every year.
I know You're celebratingHanukkah.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
During this time that
you are a Jew, you put up your
minority.
You take all of these picturesyou send it to me and you're
like, look at all my, myHanukkah stuff.
And I'm like, playing or not,you're not even chewing, I've
got you.
And you're like I just want tocelebrate it.
I have so many Jewish, I shouldjust go get a big cross and
throw it up.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I mean, I'm so many
Jewish friends.
At this point I'm like I feellike I have to celebrate
Hanukkah alongside you guys, sothat I'm on, you know, the happy
Hanukkah train, the samewavelength, the same wavelength,
so it doesn't seem like I'mbeing like infοΏ½ensive and like
not, you know, celebrating.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Do you want to know
what will really make you a Jew?
Because Hanukkah is the funholiday.
Yeah, if you really want topartake in our heritage and
really suffer, really should youpass over?
I've done Passover before.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
To the full extent I
haven't.
Why don't you invite me overfor Passover?
Oh, you're going to come overfor the whole, all the days.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
All the days, all the
days.
How many days is it?
I don't think you're going toget past one thing I know the
food is like, not the bad.
I think it has a bad rap.
To be honest, I think the foodin previous 100 years ago and
like my aunts and grandparents,they made okay food.
(29:14):
But I feel like now ourPassover was great.
I mean I made like pizzas andlike those are the things we
didn't get Like they were goingto make fun dishes because
Passover is not fun.
Yeah, you're not that any fun,no fun.
So it's very serious, thesedishes that I make now because
you know, I'm a millennial andI'm not eating joshishkibibble
(29:36):
and I was forced to eat foryears it's been like just
forgive me if I'm gross Cavaltefish.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'm trying to
remember A bone, a beat of bone.
Just like bread and salt wateror something.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
That's matzah oh not
good.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
So basically I like
matzah, but not like knows
nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
So I found out how to
make all of these recipes with
matzah, like I made pizza,matzah bread.
That sounds amazing.
It was amazing.
I enjoyed my Passover this year.
I really was.
I will come to your next year'sPassover and every year I get
stronger at it and better at it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You're also a
fabulous entertainer by the way.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
So anybody didn't
know this one owns every piece
from the Magnolia collection.
What is their name?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Chuck and Joanne.
No, that's incorrect.
It's shit.
Where are they from?
They're from the show.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
So Magnolia, magnolia
home.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Magnolia home.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
So we own a lot of
Magnolia home, we own a lot of
everything and guess, thank youfor that.
So we are.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
We try to be good
hosts.
He's a soft white lady on topof being a Jew A soft white Jew
but he's a very good entertainer.
So I would totally do Passoverwith you this next time.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I think especially
like holidays like that.
They're hard to get through, soyou have to make them fun in
some way, because, like I saidme growing up, passover is not
fun.
It is not fun Even with yourmom, she's so fun.
It is not.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Well, I don't know, I
don't know, I haven't been a
Passover in a very long time.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I've only played from
bed.
Yeah, I think I've been a oneor two Passover.
Yeah, so Hanukkah is a funholiday.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, well, I started
celebrating Hanukkah, but now
I'll try to do this othercelebratory thing and add an
additional Jewish stuff.
Great, great.
Well, we should have added anice little holiday thing in a
Spanish holiday.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I know Holidays they
celebrate A lot.
Remember our friends we werejust talking to.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
You were talking
about how they have so many
European holidays over there inLondon, but they also said that
it's like just bank holidays,that like basically like kings
just set up like in the 1600s,and they don't even know what
they mean.
Yeah, they're bullshit holidays.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, Like well, our
holidays are real Veterans Day
and Memorial Day.
I mean, they're not reallyawesome made up, but like
veterans they have significant.
The fourth and July, right,although that celebrated Girl we
go crazy for the fourth andJuly.
I feel like that's anotherholiday.
That should be no fun.
(32:09):
Strip away all the fun.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
What do you mean?
Yeah, girl, the coffee withGays.
We're going to be filming fromHomestass Florida for the fourth
and July and last year for theJuly right when we were, I mean,
literally almost burned hismother house down.
The dog a brownie.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Was it a weed brownie
Girl?
Yes, it did.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Had to be taken to
the dog hospital, so it was like
literally sat the biggest.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Did the vet give you
guys shame because?
Fed or nearing love, to justshame you, even if you're doing
everything to your best powerwith your animal you take him to
the vet every month.
You feed him the best food.
You bring him in for thelittlest thing.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
They actually said
the dog was more in danger of
eating the chocolate than theweed.
But I mean, the poor dog waslike, and so basically, like we
were supposed to take care ofthe house while the parents were
away in Homestass, and we onlywent to Homestass for like one
day, and you failed and wefailed on every level.
And one of Ryan's friends,almost like.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
At least you accept
that.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Firework?
Yeah for sure.
Well, we succeeded on, and thisis, you know Florida because
you're from Florida.
So we're in the sticks in thebayou, or whatever it's called
out there the boondocks, theboondocks, the red knot with the
red necks and we walked into abar and, mind you, one of the
guys is a drag queen.
I mean literally like the most,and we're in the most redneck
(33:38):
bar called the manatee pub andwe made friends with everybody
there.
I mean, we know everyone, fromDonna to Marty the bartender.
So we're going back this yearand we're going to go celebrate
with all of our friends.
I mean, they even gave me asurged couple shirts.
There's a lot of shirts.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Why does that bird
like you so much?
So, there is a bird, it'sprobably a spirit.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I shout home, you
know, there's a lot of spirits
out there there's a lot ofspirits.
I got to tell you my room washaunted.
I'm telling you my room inLisbon was haunted.
I will die on that story.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
It's true, you claim
you even saw the shadow.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I saw it.
It came from your room withoutthe door.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Are you sure it was a
shadow?
It was a shadow girl.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
It was a shadow girl,
I can tell you.
I saw it Might have been a man,it did come out of your room.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
What did?
You say he had a weird walks.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
He was a gliding girl
.
He was a gliding girl.
Well, what else do we have nextcoming up?
We actually have some excitingthings coming up.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
We are doing this two
week Europe trip.
We've already done Madrid,we've done Lisbon, portugal,
we've done Porto, portugal.
We are now in Sitches, tomorrowwe leave for Barcelona and then
we're ending in Paris.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
For four days.
We're going to join theRevolution.
We can't wait for that one.
We're going to do a specialreport from the front line.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yes, and interviews
with people there.
I can't wait for that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I'm very excited.
Our goal is to do a copy withgaze.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
With a protest behind
us.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I think it will be
one for the books.
No promises.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
This is hard enough
to put together.
I will say this whole travelpodcast has been very
challenging, but it's good we'regoing to do one in Paris.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
We're going to do one
in Barcelona.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
And shout out to
Riley, the editor, we're having
to put all of this together.
Cheers.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Thank you for joining
us.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Thank you for
celebrating my birthday.
And celebrating your birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
We're going to enjoy
this amazing sunset, incredible
and the great, the best of thebest, and we'll see you in Paris
.
Ciao, ciao.
Copy with gaze.