Navigating Through Best Bad Luck Stories

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Can you imagine being trapped in an elevator with zero power and a broken intercom system? Well, that's exactly what happened to me! In this hilarious episode, I share my own tales of having the 'best bad luck'. Get ready to listen to amusing chronicles of how I navigate through life's inconveniences and unexpected twists, always with a pinch of humor. From the aforementioned elevator ordeal to dealing with daily traffic, my life is full of these strange, and sometimes irritating, occurrences.

With a promise to keep you entertained, I walk you through my recent elevator adventure and my attempts to channel my inner John Wick to escape. Join me as we laugh at life's many quirks and find humor even in the midst of inconvenience. Moreover, this episode also paves the way for future segments dedicated to sharing my 'best bad luck' stories. So, sit back, tune in, and get ready for tales of everyday adventures and misadventures that are sure to leave you in splits.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
What is going on.
Welcome back to the come on, youknow podcast of me host.
You know who I am.
I have mad epi's in and you'dknow who I am by now.
I'm just anyway.
So I Didn't know what I wantedto talk about today, what it
dawned on me.

(00:26):
I need to talk a little bitmore about my luck.
So I like to say that I havethe best bad luck, which means
Stupid stuff will happen to me,but I won't die.
You know what I'm saying.
Like this will happen, but Iwon't crash and burn type of
deal.
It's enough to be annoying, butnot enough that I'll have like

(00:50):
permanent injuries, so anyway.
So as An example, maybe a monthago what is this July, so Junish
, ish.
So like I Work, had a long dayof work, all of that, ready to
leave.
It's like, dude, I'm going home, I'm out of here, take the long

(01:13):
, well meet, medium long trip tothe elevator, get on the
elevator out to go to theparking lot and all that and and
like Literally 15 seconds onthe elevator trip, which it
shouldn't take that long, butthis elevator sucks.
It's like they don't, don't,don't.
It's like what is going on,ella, power shuts down, shuts

(01:39):
down.
So I'm like, really like,elevator malfunctioned on me.
Are you kidding me?
So I check my phone 30% it'slike I can't use my phone.
But I'm like, what to do?
What to do?
What to do?
So open up the Colicop box deal.
Well, first I was pressing thebuttons so I realized, hey, the

(02:02):
power is out, it's out, was gone.
So then I pressed the colicopbutton deal, and it's like it's
not working.
I'm tap, tap, tapping it, notworking, like really.
So everything's is completelydead.
You know, I'm hungry, phone isis on life support right now.
I'm like, hey, you know what?

(02:23):
Oops, maybe I did the wrongthing.
So I hold the button, thecolicop button, and that was the
issue.
You have to hold it.
I'll hold it.
It rings, dude, picks up.
I'm like, hey, man, I'm stuckon an elevator.
He's like okay.
I'm like no, it's no okay.
Hey, you know I'm in a dark.

(02:46):
What's going on?
He's like, well, after callfacilities.
I'm like okay.
But then he's like all right.
I'm like, well, do you knowwhich elevator I'm on?
There's a couple elevators inhis building.
He's like well, sir, aftercalled facilities.
All right, I mean, I guess Ihave no choice but to chill

(03:07):
anyway.
So you hung up with him.
I'm trying to pry.
I'm like John, wicking my wayout of this thing.
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna haveto climb up and, do you know,
pull a panel off, climb up theshaft joint although I would not
admit to anyone and I'mclimbing up no shaft.
So I'm like I'm trying to likefigure out which direction to go

(03:28):
in and like prying the doorsopen.
It's like, hey, you know, I'vebeen doing push-ups.
I, I tried, I tried to do it,but well, actually I did do it,
but it's multiple doors.
It's like Like elevators werebuilt pretty sturdy, you know
what I'm saying.
Like I Got the inner doors open, the outer doors were like, eh,

(03:49):
eh, not happening.
It's like, are you serious?
So, anyway, I'm wait, wait,wait.
In 10 minutes goes by.
Like, yeah, man, I'm not tocall somebody like I'm.
I'm like Harlem nights.
It's like dude, I don't want torun out of air.
So I'm like Trying to save myair, putting my nose under my
shirt, thinking I have extra airunder my shirt.

(04:09):
Oh yeah, I like yo, I do.
This is not how I want to goout.
So, anyway, couple of minuteslater, um the like, I hear
people because I'm half.
I didn't realize I was halfwaythrough a floor, like I'm I'm
trying to get to set to thesecond floor and I'm like at 1.5

(04:31):
.
You know what I mean.
So like I hear people out thereand they are kind of I kind of
just like I'm like Anything else, anybody out there, I'm in here
, anyway.
So couple of minutes later, howit comes back on, it's like

(04:53):
boom, boom, boom, boom and thenit stops.
Which I didn't even care, whichfloor it was.
Like I'm out of this joint.
I open a door, actually I pressopen, open, open, and it slowly
opens the door and I come outand I see somebody at night.
I'm like hey, man, I was stuckon the elevator.
He's like well, he's like whatwere you?
What did he say?

(05:14):
He's like were you calling forhelp or something like that, or
he was laughing.
I was like oh yeah, and I didn'treally like the whole building
was dark, I didn't realize thepower went out and I was like
man, I was just stuck on theelevators.
He's like, oh well, I don'tknow what he said, I forgot.
He said something like hey,well, you made it out, or did
you stop dropping a roll, orsomething stupid.

(05:36):
I'm like dude man, like really,really.
So I'll go to work the next dayand I'm telling everybody and
they're like, oh, really, youstuck on elevators like that.
Well, you made it out, get towork.
I appreciate that, I appreciatethat.
You appreciate that I made itout so I could come and work for
you.
But anyway, so you have the bestbad luck, like I have crazy

(05:58):
stories, doing the craziest andmaking it out alive.
What are the best bad luckstory do I have?
Well, every day, traffic, well,everybody goes with traffic.
So that's not really a big deal, not really a big deal.

(06:22):
So, but yeah, that elevatorstory is pretty recent and it
was funny because the firstthing that came to my mind was
like yo, I got to like, what dothey do in the movies?
They look up and they kick outthe panel and they shimmy their
way up and then they like climbup the elevator shaft joint and
then they hop from one floor tothe next and then they pull out

(06:45):
mad assault rifles and take outthe terrorist dude that's taken
over the building.
And I was like, I looked up andlike, man, I don't think I can
make it that far.
I was trying to climb up theburlap because it was a service
elevator, a freight servicejoint.

(07:06):
So I'm like I got to climb upthis joint and make it out of
here, but I was definitelytrying to save my air, but
anyway.
So you have dumb luck like that.
So you know what I think I'mgonna.
I am gonna create or dedicatesegments of this show to me

(07:28):
having the best bad luck,because it's every day,
definitely every day, like itjust happens.
So stay tuned for the best badluck type stories and the solo
guy.