Ep. 287 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Another Patreon episode is out of the vault and we're talking the 90s movie classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! But first, are the boys edibled up? Will Cody’s son take over Anthony’s altar boy vibes in the next generation of Comics and Chronic? How do we feel about the band Starship? Could the Ninja Turtles take down Boeing? Is Cody old? Do the Ninja Turtles have pubes? Could we beat the 1990 live action Ninja Turtles in a fight? Is Mutant Mayhem the better movie? Did Jim Henson design the turtle costumes for this movie? Do Shredder and Elmo share the same voice actor? Does this movie heavily pull from original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics? Why does Cody hate Casey Jones? How is Casey Jones connected to The Sopranos? What other movies was the actress that plays April O’Neil in? Does Cory Feldman voice Donatello in this movie? Do the other voice actors in the movie make cameos outside of their costumes? How do we feel about the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles? Could Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles beat Ang Lee’s Hulk? Could they stop the asteroid from Michael Bay’s Armageddon? Was Raphael the main turtle of this movie? Did Donatello feel like himself? Are these the quintessential Ninja Turtles? What other TMNT media defines the Ninja Turtles? Was this movie too dark for kids? Do the turtles murder Shredder here and in the comic? Is Sam Rockwell an OG Foot Clan member? Is Splinter a badass before he even gets touched by the ooze? How did Shredder recognize Splinter as a giant humanoid rat? Is Cody versus Splinter just two old men fighting? Which Ninja Turtle would each of us be? Did Splinter become a Jedi force spirit in this movie? Did Raphael get jumped on a roof by the Foot Clan in this movie? Did the Ninja Turtles skateboarding influence Rocket Power and Tony Hawk? Would we hang at the Foot Clan’s awesome lair? What else has director Steve Barron done? What Beyoncé music video has Cody masturbated to the most? Would Cody bang April if he as a turtle? Is Critters a good movie or just a ripoff of Gremlins? Is there a Ghostbusters reference at the beginning of the movie? What other franchises has TMNT crossed over with in comics? How is the Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated movie? How did the turtles get their colors? Have we read many TMNT comics? Do the Ninja Turtles have great villains? Who are Cody’s fuck, marry, kill picks for the Ninja Turtles? Does Anthony give our first ever LIGHT secret? And what does it have to do with his comic Superguy? How do we feel about the art for the new Watchmen animated movie? Given the opportunity, would we permanently become Ninja Turtles? Is there an imposter Satan? Is this movie the best thing that’s happened to Italians ever since the invention of pizza?

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