006 | Torpedo bats. OMNY & TAPP to-pay systems. Drunk mayors. You can’t make this up—but Concrete Cactus can break it down.
🧨 The Bronx Bombers are back—but this time, they brought missiles. Is it innovation… or war crimes at the plate? We—and by ‘we,’ we mean just Brandon—give the Yankees’ torpedo bat conspiracy a fresh pair of legs.
Also in this episode:
– We drive you into “God’s country”—and all its pothole-filled glory.
– Fresh off going independent, Mayor Eric Adams advocates for his initiative dubbed ‘Cop City.’
– Arizona’s Stolen Valor law stalls—after a real veteran blocks it to protect a fake one. Only in the desert, baby.
– The Giants’ QB room becomes a heavenly Oreo: two devout saints on the outside and a wiseguy in the middle.
All that—plus some soul-searching sandwiched between the nonsense.
It’s deep. It’s regional. It's “Lightweight Hilarious”. It’s Cactus.
00:08 – MetroCard Farewell Tour Begins
01:42 – Torpedo Bats: Bronx Bombers Playing War Games?
03:26 – Ranking the States Ryan Hates Most (Spoiler: Florida Still #1)
04:30 – AZ vs NJ House Party Showdown
05:47 – Potholes, Sinkholes & Federally Funded Glory Holes 🕳️ (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
07:07 – Transit Secretary Talking Dirty… About the Wrong City (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
08:59 – March Madness Returns to Newark 🏀
09:48 – Giants QB Room Went Black
12:34 – First All-Black QB Division (And White Cornerbacks Just Watching)
13:06 – Stephen A. Smith vs LeBron (Now with Windhorst Catching Strays)
16:04 – NJ Mayor Arrested for DUI With Her Kid in the Car
17:48 – Arizona’s Stolen Valor Bill Gets Stalled by… a Real Vet?
19:34 – Cop City: Mayor Eric Adams’ Police Playground
21:12 – Errors (and an Omission)
24:27 – How to Stand Up a Video Podcast (In 3 Months or Less): A Case Study
25:50 – Wrap-Up: Stay Skeptical, Stay Warm 🌵
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