May 12, 2022 • 27 mins
This week, the guys fly solo after a gnarly couple of weeks fighting COVID. With their test results 100% negative and their vibe results 100% positive, they're back to tackle some pandemic related listener submited secrets. If you like Insomnia Cookies as much as Emile does, and if you like Emile's nipples as much as AJ does, then you've come to the right place.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straut media, Let's do it. COVID is fun.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
COVID is not fun. We were we were sick with
COVID for a while and we were quarantined together and that.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Was is still.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, we're out of it now, I know we're not
quarantined anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Still over the angst of it all, well.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, you know, when you put two people together.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And you're both sick and you're both taking care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, patients ran thin, tempers.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Ran short, and we had to keep our dog alive.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and our dog was just just not understanding what
was going on. And yeah, it was Yeah, it was
just it was not fun. But you all who follow
us on social media on Instagram, you sent some beautiful
messages and you all were very concerned. We appreciate it.
We're on the other end of it and now we
are going to push forward and get back to our
(00:57):
day to day life.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, every single person we told we got COVID their
first or small better now than during the wedding. That's
not what I want to hear, but also true, right,
but also it sucks, right, don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
On Instagram we asked for pandemic secrets, but not necessarily
COVID really a secrets or pandemic secrets necessarily, but like
secrets that happened in the last two years, in the
last two years. Yes, I had like a brain fart there.
But before we get into that covidod Yes, before we
(01:38):
get into that though. If you interested your first time
this has confessed your mess. On this podcast, we get
listeners submitted secrets and we break them down, usually with
a celebrity guest, but this week because we are recovering
from COVID and we took some time off, yeah, we
don't have a guest. We were just like, let's just
do us, just us, which I think I think that's
a gift.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Listen. If we can't carry a podcast for one episode,
it every now and then aselves we're doomed. So here
we are. If you want to be on our podcast,
you could also be our third co host by submitting
your confessions and your secrets. I confess your mess dot us.
You can leave us a voice note if you'd like,
you can leave us a written note. You can tell
us as much or as little about yourself as you like.
(02:18):
It's a really wild secret. You can be anonymous, although
it's more fun to know a name, so just make
fun up of it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, okay, so let's get into the episode because AJ
and I, as you can tell, we are still coming
out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But this is usually the part where I would ask
our guests to give us like a vice or something
maybe in their life that is a bad habit that
they have not been able to let go of. But
since we don't have a guest right now, I still
want to do this, so we're going to kind of
like play this as a duo.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And maybe this is something that you have been doing
during the pandemic more so than you did before. That's
maybe not great for you. It's maybe a bad habit
you've created. And if you can't come up with the one,
I've got five of them already. This is your mess,
But yeah, what's yours? What's your pandemic mess?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But yeah, my mess? But yas is anything sugar. So
during the pandemic, and specifically in the last couple of months,
I've just I think it's the stress of it all,
just life. I will order Insomnia Cookies Wiley Wallaby, which
is this red liquorice that is delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It tastes got him hooked on it and it tastes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Way better than Twizzlers. Also, Haribo Sours haven't gotten in
a while. Fro Yo Cookies and cream ice cream Tillamook
if you have that brand where you are.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I got on Briars one time.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, I didn't even open it. Open it Krispy Kreme
Original and then uh warm it, warm it up in
the microwave for like ten seconds if you want to
get that hot goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Again, if you don't get it when the hot sign
is on.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Right, well, they have Christy Cream at the grocery store now,
so that's where I buy it from. And then I
have to reheating the microwave. But anyway, so your list
is long. Yes, that's my mess, but yes, I just
love sweets and sugar and goodness.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I would say that my mess. But yes, obviously I
talk about red wine and cheese. It's a lot on
the podcast. I love love, love, love love cheese. Its
Another one of mine during the pandemic would be probably
black cherry white claws. I went through a whole phase
of that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I had a lot of those, and I will say
chili cheese free doos when I'm at Orger. I host
a radio show five days a week, and I'm there
early and we'd be having chili cheese friedo sometimes at
six thirty in the morning. It's weird and like a
little cob salad.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's just so weird. That's a weird combination.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I'm up early and it's there, and so I
just do it. But to have chili cheese, freeedos, my
coffee and coffee and coffee is like an experience. So
I know it's a disaster and it's a mess, but
it's my gas.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah. You can open up the restaurant called Triple C
and it's literally the main combo is chili, She's Fredo's
coffee and a cop sell it. Before I get into
the secrets, I do want to highlight our messenger of
the week. If you want to be a Messenger of
the week, you can go to iTunes, rate comment five
stars and leave a comment. Please because some of you
like to rate and not leave a comment. You can
also go to Spotify and rate us five stars. But
(05:16):
we don't know who you are, so we can't make
your message.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But also because we love you guys, and we can't
do this without you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
For you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The other way is to comment on the YouTube videos.
So I'm just gonna highlight a random person, Lola cheat Ham,
who commented on Willem's video. They said Willem's milkshake brought
me to the yard today. Have to admit I endlessly
love how real and honest and strong and hot they
are and will forever be. But I subscribed as well
(05:44):
because I appreciate your vibes. You are both too cute,
and I like the format, so I will be back
for more. Thanks for a lovely chat with one of
my faves.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wait do you think her name is Lola cheat Ham
or cheat them?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I don't know. Cheath Ham sounds weird. I feel like it's
cheat them.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I feel it's probably cheat them to cheat them. Right,
you said cheat him.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Then I say cheat him? Pretty roll it back, Frank,
What did I say? I'm pretty sure I said cheat them.
We'll see you don't even like him. We'll see in
the edit. I'm pretty sure I said cheat them.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Sure that I'm right?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, So now, since we're live and we don't edit
this when we listen back, if I am correct and
I said cheat cheat them, what do I get? What
do you want I want, I want. Let me think
about that. But what do you get?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know what I want? Oh my god, Oh it's
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, let's get to please, let's get into the secrets.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Can I just tell our listeners how you trick them
into submitting secrets? What you post some holy shit?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, I don't trick them. No, no, it's real. No
it's not a trick.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But I think you do. He posts like if he
posts his nipples even one, don't even get him. If
he gets two nipples up on his instant stories, y'all
submit secrets like crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well, let me tell you, but that's actually not how
I do it. So what happens is because that story
was three stories after the story I was asking for secrets.
I do that though, because people who have already seen
the secret story will start replying to the nipples story. Yeah,
and then that shows Instagram, Oh people are interested. At
least in that fourth story.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You have the best nipples I've ever seen in my.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, thank you. It's all strategy. So if you see
holy stuff on Instagram, just knows me trying to beat
the algorithm and get people to see my life.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My nipples are weird. One of them is a little
bit bigger than the other ones. Is so odd.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, no, yours are great though.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
If you're watching the YouTube version, you can see this
on the YouTube video. He has his nipples out right now,
so definitely uh, just fully exposed. I'm currently looking disgusting
to it. Okay, so this first one is from Oh
we talked about not having anonymous as the name is
from blue slime. One word blue slime, blue slime. They said,
(07:47):
my uncle's best friend and I are in a secret relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's best friend in the Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
He's eighteen years older than me. It's been going on
for almost six months. I'm twenty six. You're good at math.
What's math on that?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Male or female?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, actually I don't know. So they're twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Six, twenty six and eighteen every six forty four.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, twenty six and forty four. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay,
in a secret relationship, you know, secret relationship. But that's
the whole secret, that's the whole secret. Well yeah, well
it's also you're the one who always is like, oh,
I want shorter secret so and then you know so, no.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I want short detailed secrets. Okay, so here's what the
what it is. They're sixteen or eighteen years apart, and
it's her uncle's best friend.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, that's it. That's it seem that bad? Well it's
a secret relationship. And also that I mean, why is
it a secret? Well, one, they're eighteen years apart. That's
a bit of a that's pretty extreme, like eighteen year
that's the whole life almost like a I don't think
so from a childhood adults iteen.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hear that, but twenty six, like you're an adult by then.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I guess even so, yes, you're an adult. I'm not
saying that, but even us, we're nine and a half
years twice as long apart. And there's certain things that
I will friends that you will understand reference. So I
can't imagine from zero to eighteen. You've lived through your
formative years. You've lived through like like you literally went
from being not born to finishing high school and then
(09:11):
I know that they've started.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, so but what is the actual what do you
think the actual issue is?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do you think what is the uncle's best friend?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Because I think that's actually I think that's actually the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
They're more and then.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
There's also probably a uh, it might feel a little
taboo to be dating somebody like who's that much older
than you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Sure it's probably exciting. Yeah, I think it's probably exciting
both ways though, because I think oftentimes we assume that
like the older person dating the younger person is the
only one that's getting something out of because they got
somebody younger. But I think the younger person oftentimes really
benefits too because it's there's something fun about because I
dated older guys when I first came out. He had
a couple of them. Were they sugar daddies a little bit?
(09:49):
Maybe not really, but but but yeah, probably looking back,
I mean, I love that I dated a guy who's
still a good friend. He's going to be at our wedding.
But I dated him. He was a bit older than me,
but only by a hand full of years, but he
just was more experienced than life and we traveled the
world together. He used to buy me like designer clothing
and like I remember one time for Valentine's Day, I
(10:11):
was at home and he was working, and he had
a whole new bedroom set delivered for me, like mattress, betting,
like literally dressers everything because I needed it. I just
moved to LA and I thought that was really sweet.
Another time I was working and he had somebody deliver
a note to me with like a card, a handmade
card that said what I'm taking to Hawaii? Like that
kind of stuff was cool. And so he was only
a handful of years older than me, but he was
(10:33):
well more established in his career than I was. And
so I liked that. You know, I really enjoyed having
somebody so like I benefited. He benefited because he had
like a hot younger boyfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I mean, I hear that I'm the hot one. Yeah,
a handful of a handful. And again not judging, but
a handful of years is different than eighteen.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, But I don't think it's fair to, like all
of a sudden say, well nine is okay, but ten
is okay. But what is that ler than changes?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But also I didn't say it wasn't okay. I just
said I just know from us if we already have
things where you can't like relate to just that's just
it's just such a vast difference.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I just my my dad and stepmom are almost a
year to the day different in age, and I wouldn't
want that relationship. I mean, they're great, but like they
don't communicate about a whole lot.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
They don't travel, they don't like I know a lot
of relationships that are people are exactly the same age.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, but that's also that's that has nothing to do
with their age. It's just like the way they grew up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But my point is, though I don't think that age
is a determining factor. Will there be different things that
you encounter in a relationship because of a larger gap
in age? Of course, does that mean it's going to
be more difficult, not necessarily, you know, I think you
can learn. I think sometimes if you're the younger person,
you can learn a lot from the older person. If
you're older the older person, having a younger partner might
(11:53):
keep you fresh and like get you excited and reinvigorate you.
I wish hey best of luck.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And you know, it doesn't have to be a secret forever, hopefully,
because we were secretly dating for a while, and I
will say, it's fun and hot at first, but eventually
it's like, Okay, you don't want to like sneak around
and hide, so okay, this next one is from anonymous mail.
This was about junior year. I'm a college grat. Now
every time I use the bathroom, I would sit on
(12:24):
a toilet plunger, using it as a dildo and clean
it off. Before leaving the bathroom, I would make sure
no one was home and just go to town. I
have came so hard using that old thing.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, well, okay, here's my first question. Yes, is it
a wood handle or one of the plastic ones, because
the plastic one I can get down with and it's
kind of like sometimes those plungers have like the ribs,
sort of like whatever that makes sense? Would that's splinters?
That makes me nervous.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I mean some people like a little danger. And we
went to Rob Anderson's comedy show and other story and
he told us to start. I'm not going to say
because he has going to do other shit.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
There's a joke. Yeah, there's a joke in in his
set about this.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
About using the product. I never personally, I don't know
to see my but me personally, I never used any
anything like up my I did. Would you care to share? Sure?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah? I think it was like a what was it? It
was like a lint brush, but like not one of
those plats or those like plat or the sticky ones,
like one of like the actual fabric lint brushes, and
the end was kind of und Yeah, the handle is was.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It one of those handles where it's skinny at the
top then gets fatterening it skinny again a little bit?
It was.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I think it's fatter at the end and then got
skinnier in the middle a little bit the opposite, I think,
and I remember trying that one out.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It was fatter at the end of got skinny, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So a little bit. Yeah. Here's the thing when you're
a queer kid growing up in a society, in a
place where none of those things are acceptable, right. I
know it sounds taboo, but like straight guys touch themselves,
and girls touch themselves and they use other things to
please themselves. Gay guys gay kids don't have a lot
of options. Yeah, so you have to get creative. Yeah
(14:06):
some of them do, yeah, sure, yeah, and most of
them do.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I'm saying if you choose to do that though, Yeah,
you have to get creative because there aren't a lot
of thirteen and fourteen year old kids around the country
that are like able to talk to their parents, like, hey,
can I go to dildo to try it out? Like
that's just not a conversation people are having. Look where
the country is right now, it's not happening. So yeah,
if you're gonna be safe, keep it clean, avoid the wood.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I hear that. I will say, this isn't a kid.
This was their junior year and they're college grad now,
So that means if theyre college grad now, that was
recent for their junior year. If you're in college, you
can go get a deal doo and try it out.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So well, well, you don't know if there's a junior
year in college or high school. I did it for
the first time private when as a junior or senior
in high school? Doesn't say that just as their junior
year and I'm a college grad now. But it also
could have been in college. You weren't, Like, how when
did you come out of the closet? What year after college?
M hm, So your entire college experience you were in
the closet. Yeah, this person could be too.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're right, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess
it could be true.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I said, did you got to do? You're not hurt
anybody just be safe.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I'm glad you have fun. I'm glad you, as you said,
quote came so hard using that old thing and whatever
floats your boat, honestly, and hopefully you wipe the plunger
down after each time. So my question is is this
a is this a communal plunger?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I don't know. I will say this, I knew somebody,
and I won't say how I knew them because I'll
probably give it away. But who used to enjoy turning
over a stool and using that one of the four legs?
People do wild things.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
We'll have to find out off the air who it is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'll tell you who it is, not saying it on
air though.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now I'm not gonna stay it on air. Yes, okay,
but listen, but wait, so this this one, we're clear.
They turned out of all the things you can use,
they turned over a stool. Yeah it was big.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He likes it. He liked it big, I guess, So yeah,
be safe?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Where did? Okay? I'll find out.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
All right, let's take a quick break. I feel like
this is a lot right now.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We need to take a baby During the break, I'll
tell you the bak okay mess?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right, welcome back to confess your mess.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He did not tell me during the break, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I didn't. Maybe later, if you're good, If I get that,
I'm good, I get that thing that I wanted earlier.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, there would not be any stimulation, would you tell me?
It's just gonna be a j Who is it? You're
gonna tell me? Who was sticking as thick ass stool?
It still posts up the booty up the booty Holeka? Okay,
why don't you read the next one? Anonymous mail? Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Where am I right here?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
That paragraph?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, anonymous mail. I remember my brother had his friend
stay with us for a bit, and the friend wore briefs.
So I have an underwear fetish, So I decided to
steal a pair of his UNDERWEARK not sure if they
were clean, don't judge. Gotta do what you gotta do,
and I would use them as a comrag ug. It
was so hot.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And how did they know each other? It was a
brother's friend. Yeah, yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, that's that's good.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
That's hot for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's that's totally understandable.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Like I don't I have no like, there's nothing about
that where I'd be like, ooh, you're judging. Let me
tell you when you're in they don't say they're their
age or anything. This is hot.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I mean, this is every every gay guys had this fantasy.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Well, listen, and here's the thing that have there been
times like in the past when I was younger, where
I might have been in the locker room you see
like a pair of underwear on the floor and you're like,
I wonder. I'm not saying that actually has happened, but
it is definitely a hot situation. I do wonder because
I know used to be.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Really, really really turned on by smells.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Like smells yeah, and you know, your turnos and your
kinks change over the years, I believe, but yeah, when
I was a few years ago, like five or six,
smells like the musk would really turn on. There is
something hot, though, because I think what's hot about this
is the fact that the person doesn't know that you
(17:56):
have their breeze and that you're turned on by the smells.
In there's like this, oh yeah, he doesn't know. And
then there's also if this the brother's friend, that brother's friends,
probably somebody has a crush on who the crush is
not reciprocated. Then you just have all these scenarios and
fantasies that go in your head. I will say, though
I know I see on tiktoks all the time of
people like girls who are like ladies like sell your
(18:18):
panties because guys like you make so much money like
selling your panties. Is there a website for guys to sell.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
The guys of DM me asking me for my underword
before if I can sell them to them?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, over the years I signore them.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Nobody's ever wait pause, pause, I guess my question is
why is nobody ever asked or I remember, I don't
think people have asked me for my underwe are you
guys not interested in getting my like? Is there a
reason why I get?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I mean, you get a little funky sometimes.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I know. So that's what I'm saying. I feel like
I feel like if I were to sell my get
more musky. But if I were to sell my underwear,
I feel like people people open up that package be like,
oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But it wasn't this the whole season of Orange is
the New Black, didn't they do that?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's what I'm saying I know for a fact that
that there's a lot of websites where women can sell
their panties. So I guess if you know, if you're
listening to this or watching this, and you know if
a website where not Okay, just to be clear, not
to say that I'm selling my underwear, y, but you might.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But we got a house to buy someday, and told
I think I've told the story though, that my roommate
in college I caught him like masturbating in my boxers
one time. Oh yeah, I remember that, and he was straight,
he says. So I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Curious this saw I get this.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I get this, like having the crush on the brother's
friend and then something like that that makes perfect sense
to me.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I will say, I don't think I've ever picked up
your underwear that I can remember and be like, yeah,
that's the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You make me.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You used to make me put them on your face
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I also remember one time having sexual relations in somebody
else's bed. That was a hot moment. I won't say who,
but we did that once.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We did that once was hot. Yeah, we did that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Kind of our version of.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
They weren't there. Nope, and it was. It was. It
was a quick one. It's not hot anymore, not hot anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The time though it seemed hot.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
It seemed hot, and it was quick, hide and quick.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hot and quick. What's the next one?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
So this is actually our last secret, and this is
from anonymous male Hayes, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Where's Hayes, Kansas, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Look it up on your phone and see if Hayes
Kansas any thing.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I got a computer in my hand.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Okay, my first year of college, anything would set the
fire alarm off, and of course, every single person in
the building would have to exit. So I got the
bold idea to stay behind when the next fire alarm hit.
And that's just what I did from there on out.
I stayed my ass in my room every time that
alarm went off, and it was amazing. I listened to
(20:36):
Cardi B's new album circa twenty eighteen. I would hide.
It was a fun, good time.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Wait, so they just hung out there alone. They didn't
anything dirty.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
No, that's cute. They just stayed when the fire alarm
went off.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I got the story. I've got a great story for this.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Okay, go ahead, So one time. Wait, did you find
out Hayes, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, it's a town of twenty thousand people in the
middle of nowhere, Kansas. Okay, it's just a town. I
just like to Yeah. Uh So when I went to
the University of Toledo, I my freshman year or she
had freshman year, I think, or sophomore year, I can't
remember what it was. I was living in one of
the towers called Park Tower, and it's the first time
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like I was like coming out of the closet and
I was starting to go to gay bars and meeting
gay people and things like that. And my friend had
this this girl who I was friends with. I've talked
about her on the podcast before. We called her Cooter.
That was her nickname her one yes, one of her
best friends was also gay, and we kind of had
a crush on each other, right, and we would like
kind of flirt with each other when we were out,
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and nothing ever really happened. I think we made out
a couple times in the back of a car while
our friend was driving to the bar or something whatever,
and people used to pull the fire alarms all the time.
It's an old building. They thought it was funny. In
the middle of the night, the entire tower. All these
eighteen nineteen year old kids had to exit with our
ras and stand outside based on our floor and just
stand there in the middle of It's like freezing half
the year, right, And I was like, we were there
(21:56):
after a bar one night and we were like, ef this,
We're not going anywhere. We stayed in my friend's room
on our futon and hooked up the entire time that
the alarm was going off. So I definitely got a
blowdrob while a fire alarm was taking place and they're
banging on doors because they would come into your rooms
to make sure everything's gone. And we hit me say
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that I really wanted to do what I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Let me say this, it's a good one to anyone listening.
I know that you've heard now two stories of people
staying back during fire alarm. Don't do it. Don't do
it because you never know. You never know, and so
you're like, oh, this is just a test or whatever,
and there's going to come that time where the room
next door is going to be the one that's on fire,
and you're gonna look stupid getting a blowjob on a
foodton and then all of a sudden, You're like, why
(22:40):
it's getting so hot in here? Is it the media
or is it the fire that is happening next door
on the other side of the wall.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I was nineteen and kind of dumb. My bad.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'm so disappointed in I'm sure, so disappointed. I don't
have any fire alarm stories because I always left the
building when a fire alarm went off, because that is
the proper thing to do. Sure, So that's on that,
I will say. Just going back to the secrets that
we revealed, this person has to be a junior in
college because these are all secrets that happened during the
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last two years. No, no, I literally just thought about it. Well,
just making it a full circle moment. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Also, but like I said, also you were still in
the close in college.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
But yeah, but that was just me having an epiphany,
just making a full circle moment here.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I don't like to be agis no no, no, no, no
relationships or when people explore wow.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
So I definitely don't think I was being ages. I'm
allowed to, though, have questions about an eighteen year gap in.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The lad that you figure that out, honey, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Thank you. Anyway, so normally, what we would do is
we would have the segment where we have someone confess
their mess yeah, and that's when we have a guest.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Do you have anything you want to confess to me?
Right now?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
There's nothing I want to confess. I'm good and yeah.
So if you want to hear some confessions from some guests,
you can either listen to previous episodes or stay tuned
for future episodes because it comes out every single Thursday.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Let's each confess our favorite three episodes so far. Do
you give our listener something to like, look forward to,
or to check out? If this is the first time
coming to our podcast, I don't need to think this
is what we are. There's so much more to us.
What are your What are your favorite?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Because you just put me on the spotcast my.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Three favorite episodes so far. I really really enjoyed Rob
Anderson because it turns me on to see my partner
turned on because I could tell you had the biggest
crush on him the entire time, and I kind of
loved that. I really really really loved evet Nicole Brown
for a completely different reason because she was just very
sweet and thoughtful and had like a genuine moment she
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like prayed for us, which I think was really really cool.
Who else did I love? Oh gosh, there have been
a lot of good ones I really enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I like Keith a lot too. Who else do I love?
How far back can I go?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I mean you can go back as far back
as I think.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Frankie Gurande was a nice one. I really enjoyed that
one because I felt like I've interviewed him many times
and worked with him, and I got to see a
different side to him. It was very sweet and open
and vulnerable, and I really enjoyed that. What are your
favorite episodes so far?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Honestly, all of them are my favorite. I'm not saying
that as like a cliche, no, but really, I know
I truly enjoy every single episode of our podcast, So
I won't call these my favorites. I will say some
ones to check out. Definitely Drew Dorsey that was That
was a fun time and that was had a shocking
(25:25):
secret in there that had me gagging literally hilarious. I
will say I love Terrell Gryce's episode. It was really fun. Yeah,
And I also, I mean this was episode one, but
Lacey Mosley was really fun.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It was hilarious. That's that's a good place to start.
Why don't you start an episode one and work your
way up to now.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Because I think get caught up because like I said,
all of them are great. You won't be disappointed. And
that's any of them.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And that's on what that's on period.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
We talked periods in Keith episode junior, so to check
that out and that will bring the Cooder story full circle. Yeah,
if you want to listen to that, but you can't
listen to that until you start with number one and
then work you out. Also, if you need a visual element,
these all go to YouTube as well, so you can
go to uh I think his YouTube dot com slash
a mil in his junior and you can find all
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the confession Mass episodes to see our beautiful faces. But
thank you all for listening. We really do appreciate it. Yes,
I feel like we're still I'm still like getting my
myself back to normal. Yeah, I don't feel one hundred
percent yet, but.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's really y'all. Stay safe, uh and if you're feeling
a little under the weather right now, we're sending you
all kinds of love and good vibes. And this is
the perfect opportunity to listen to our podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh literally, just before we leave.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
We saw people with COVID to listen to our podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I mean they should, right, you have nothing else to do.
And also, AJ watch New Girl during his COVID experience
three seasons and I got through five seasons of the
Major which is on Netflix, and it was a sci
fi show and it's incredible if you like supernatural. So
there's that. But listen to our podcast. All right, let's
let him go. Aj Bye. Are we're not gonna sing
her goodbye song?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You're gonna actually, you don't know a goodbye song? Goodbye, goodbye,
good bye.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Confess Your Mess is a Strawhead Media podcast produced by
Ryan Tillotson and Frank Driscoll. Thank you so much for listening,
and don't forget to subscribe and share.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And if you have a secret you want to share,
go to confessormess dot us to submit your secret could
end up in the show
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Man
Straut media, Let's do it. COVID is fun.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
COVID is not fun. We were we were sick with
COVID for a while and we were quarantined together and that.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Was is still.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, we're out of it now, I know we're not
quarantined anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Still over the angst of it all, well.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, you know, when you put two people together.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And you're both sick and you're both taking care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, patients ran thin, tempers.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Ran short, and we had to keep our dog alive.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and our dog was just just not understanding what
was going on. And yeah, it was Yeah, it was
just it was not fun. But you all who follow
us on social media on Instagram, you sent some beautiful
messages and you all were very concerned. We appreciate it.
We're on the other end of it and now we
are going to push forward and get back to our
(00:57):
day to day life.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, every single person we told we got COVID their
first or small better now than during the wedding. That's
not what I want to hear, but also true, right,
but also it sucks, right, don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
On Instagram we asked for pandemic secrets, but not necessarily
COVID really a secrets or pandemic secrets necessarily, but like
secrets that happened in the last two years, in the
last two years. Yes, I had like a brain fart there.
But before we get into that covidod Yes, before we
(01:38):
get into that though. If you interested your first time
this has confessed your mess. On this podcast, we get
listeners submitted secrets and we break them down, usually with
a celebrity guest, but this week because we are recovering
from COVID and we took some time off, yeah, we
don't have a guest. We were just like, let's just
do us, just us, which I think I think that's
a gift.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Listen. If we can't carry a podcast for one episode,
it every now and then aselves we're doomed. So here
we are. If you want to be on our podcast,
you could also be our third co host by submitting
your confessions and your secrets. I confess your mess dot us.
You can leave us a voice note if you'd like,
you can leave us a written note. You can tell
us as much or as little about yourself as you like.
(02:18):
It's a really wild secret. You can be anonymous, although
it's more fun to know a name, so just make
fun up of it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, okay, so let's get into the episode because AJ
and I, as you can tell, we are still coming
out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But this is usually the part where I would ask
our guests to give us like a vice or something
maybe in their life that is a bad habit that
they have not been able to let go of. But
since we don't have a guest right now, I still
want to do this, so we're going to kind of
like play this as a duo.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And maybe this is something that you have been doing
during the pandemic more so than you did before. That's
maybe not great for you. It's maybe a bad habit
you've created. And if you can't come up with the one,
I've got five of them already. This is your mess,
But yeah, what's yours? What's your pandemic mess?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But yeah, my mess? But yas is anything sugar. So
during the pandemic, and specifically in the last couple of months,
I've just I think it's the stress of it all,
just life. I will order Insomnia Cookies Wiley Wallaby, which
is this red liquorice that is delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It tastes got him hooked on it and it tastes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Way better than Twizzlers. Also, Haribo Sours haven't gotten in
a while. Fro Yo Cookies and cream ice cream Tillamook
if you have that brand where you are.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I got on Briars one time.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, I didn't even open it. Open it Krispy Kreme
Original and then uh warm it, warm it up in
the microwave for like ten seconds if you want to
get that hot goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Again, if you don't get it when the hot sign
is on.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Right, well, they have Christy Cream at the grocery store now,
so that's where I buy it from. And then I
have to reheating the microwave. But anyway, so your list
is long. Yes, that's my mess, but yes, I just
love sweets and sugar and goodness.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I would say that my mess. But yes, obviously I
talk about red wine and cheese. It's a lot on
the podcast. I love love, love, love love cheese. Its
Another one of mine during the pandemic would be probably
black cherry white claws. I went through a whole phase
of that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I had a lot of those, and I will say
chili cheese free doos when I'm at Orger. I host
a radio show five days a week, and I'm there
early and we'd be having chili cheese friedo sometimes at
six thirty in the morning. It's weird and like a
little cob salad.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's just so weird. That's a weird combination.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I'm up early and it's there, and so I
just do it. But to have chili cheese, freeedos, my
coffee and coffee and coffee is like an experience. So
I know it's a disaster and it's a mess, but
it's my gas.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah. You can open up the restaurant called Triple C
and it's literally the main combo is chili, She's Fredo's
coffee and a cop sell it. Before I get into
the secrets, I do want to highlight our messenger of
the week. If you want to be a Messenger of
the week, you can go to iTunes, rate comment five
stars and leave a comment. Please because some of you
like to rate and not leave a comment. You can
also go to Spotify and rate us five stars. But
(05:16):
we don't know who you are, so we can't make
your message.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But also because we love you guys, and we can't
do this without you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
For you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The other way is to comment on the YouTube videos.
So I'm just gonna highlight a random person, Lola cheat Ham,
who commented on Willem's video. They said Willem's milkshake brought
me to the yard today. Have to admit I endlessly
love how real and honest and strong and hot they
are and will forever be. But I subscribed as well
(05:44):
because I appreciate your vibes. You are both too cute,
and I like the format, so I will be back
for more. Thanks for a lovely chat with one of
my faves.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wait do you think her name is Lola cheat Ham
or cheat them?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I don't know. Cheath Ham sounds weird. I feel like it's
cheat them.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I feel it's probably cheat them to cheat them. Right,
you said cheat him.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Then I say cheat him? Pretty roll it back, Frank,
What did I say? I'm pretty sure I said cheat them.
We'll see you don't even like him. We'll see in
the edit. I'm pretty sure I said cheat them.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Sure that I'm right?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, So now, since we're live and we don't edit
this when we listen back, if I am correct and
I said cheat cheat them, what do I get? What
do you want I want, I want. Let me think
about that. But what do you get?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know what I want? Oh my god, Oh it's
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, let's get to please, let's get into the secrets.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Can I just tell our listeners how you trick them
into submitting secrets? What you post some holy shit?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, I don't trick them. No, no, it's real. No
it's not a trick.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But I think you do. He posts like if he
posts his nipples even one, don't even get him. If
he gets two nipples up on his instant stories, y'all
submit secrets like crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well, let me tell you, but that's actually not how
I do it. So what happens is because that story
was three stories after the story I was asking for secrets.
I do that though, because people who have already seen
the secret story will start replying to the nipples story. Yeah,
and then that shows Instagram, Oh people are interested. At
least in that fourth story.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You have the best nipples I've ever seen in my.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, thank you. It's all strategy. So if you see
holy stuff on Instagram, just knows me trying to beat
the algorithm and get people to see my life.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My nipples are weird. One of them is a little
bit bigger than the other ones. Is so odd.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, no, yours are great though.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
If you're watching the YouTube version, you can see this
on the YouTube video. He has his nipples out right now,
so definitely uh, just fully exposed. I'm currently looking disgusting
to it. Okay, so this first one is from Oh
we talked about not having anonymous as the name is
from blue slime. One word blue slime, blue slime. They said,
(07:47):
my uncle's best friend and I are in a secret relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's best friend in the Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
He's eighteen years older than me. It's been going on
for almost six months. I'm twenty six. You're good at math.
What's math on that?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Male or female?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, actually I don't know. So they're twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Six, twenty six and eighteen every six forty four.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, twenty six and forty four. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay,
in a secret relationship, you know, secret relationship. But that's
the whole secret, that's the whole secret. Well yeah, well
it's also you're the one who always is like, oh,
I want shorter secret so and then you know so, no.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I want short detailed secrets. Okay, so here's what the
what it is. They're sixteen or eighteen years apart, and
it's her uncle's best friend.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, that's it. That's it seem that bad? Well it's
a secret relationship. And also that I mean, why is
it a secret? Well, one, they're eighteen years apart. That's
a bit of a that's pretty extreme, like eighteen year
that's the whole life almost like a I don't think
so from a childhood adults iteen.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hear that, but twenty six, like you're an adult by then.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I guess even so, yes, you're an adult. I'm not
saying that, but even us, we're nine and a half
years twice as long apart. And there's certain things that
I will friends that you will understand reference. So I
can't imagine from zero to eighteen. You've lived through your
formative years. You've lived through like like you literally went
from being not born to finishing high school and then
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I know that they've started.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, so but what is the actual what do you
think the actual issue is?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do you think what is the uncle's best friend?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Because I think that's actually I think that's actually the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
They're more and then.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
There's also probably a uh, it might feel a little
taboo to be dating somebody like who's that much older
than you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Sure it's probably exciting. Yeah, I think it's probably exciting
both ways though, because I think oftentimes we assume that
like the older person dating the younger person is the
only one that's getting something out of because they got
somebody younger. But I think the younger person oftentimes really
benefits too because it's there's something fun about because I
dated older guys when I first came out. He had
a couple of them. Were they sugar daddies a little bit?
(09:49):
Maybe not really, but but but yeah, probably looking back,
I mean, I love that I dated a guy who's
still a good friend. He's going to be at our wedding.
But I dated him. He was a bit older than me,
but only by a hand full of years, but he
just was more experienced than life and we traveled the
world together. He used to buy me like designer clothing
and like I remember one time for Valentine's Day, I
(10:11):
was at home and he was working, and he had
a whole new bedroom set delivered for me, like mattress, betting,
like literally dressers everything because I needed it. I just
moved to LA and I thought that was really sweet.
Another time I was working and he had somebody deliver
a note to me with like a card, a handmade
card that said what I'm taking to Hawaii? Like that
kind of stuff was cool. And so he was only
a handful of years older than me, but he was
(10:33):
well more established in his career than I was. And
so I liked that. You know, I really enjoyed having
somebody so like I benefited. He benefited because he had
like a hot younger boyfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I mean, I hear that I'm the hot one. Yeah,
a handful of a handful. And again not judging, but
a handful of years is different than eighteen.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, But I don't think it's fair to, like all
of a sudden say, well nine is okay, but ten
is okay. But what is that ler than changes?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But also I didn't say it wasn't okay. I just
said I just know from us if we already have
things where you can't like relate to just that's just
it's just such a vast difference.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I just my my dad and stepmom are almost a
year to the day different in age, and I wouldn't
want that relationship. I mean, they're great, but like they
don't communicate about a whole lot.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
They don't travel, they don't like I know a lot
of relationships that are people are exactly the same age.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, but that's also that's that has nothing to do
with their age. It's just like the way they grew up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But my point is, though I don't think that age
is a determining factor. Will there be different things that
you encounter in a relationship because of a larger gap
in age? Of course, does that mean it's going to
be more difficult, not necessarily, you know, I think you
can learn. I think sometimes if you're the younger person,
you can learn a lot from the older person. If
you're older the older person, having a younger partner might
(11:53):
keep you fresh and like get you excited and reinvigorate you.
I wish hey best of luck.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And you know, it doesn't have to be a secret forever, hopefully,
because we were secretly dating for a while, and I
will say, it's fun and hot at first, but eventually
it's like, Okay, you don't want to like sneak around
and hide, so okay, this next one is from anonymous mail.
This was about junior year. I'm a college grat. Now
every time I use the bathroom, I would sit on
(12:24):
a toilet plunger, using it as a dildo and clean
it off. Before leaving the bathroom, I would make sure
no one was home and just go to town. I
have came so hard using that old thing.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, well, okay, here's my first question. Yes, is it
a wood handle or one of the plastic ones, because
the plastic one I can get down with and it's
kind of like sometimes those plungers have like the ribs,
sort of like whatever that makes sense? Would that's splinters?
That makes me nervous.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I mean some people like a little danger. And we
went to Rob Anderson's comedy show and other story and
he told us to start. I'm not going to say
because he has going to do other shit.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
There's a joke. Yeah, there's a joke in in his
set about this.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
About using the product. I never personally, I don't know
to see my but me personally, I never used any
anything like up my I did. Would you care to share? Sure?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah? I think it was like a what was it? It
was like a lint brush, but like not one of
those plats or those like plat or the sticky ones,
like one of like the actual fabric lint brushes, and
the end was kind of und Yeah, the handle is was.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It one of those handles where it's skinny at the
top then gets fatterening it skinny again a little bit?
It was.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I think it's fatter at the end and then got
skinnier in the middle a little bit the opposite, I think,
and I remember trying that one out.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It was fatter at the end of got skinny, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So a little bit. Yeah. Here's the thing when you're
a queer kid growing up in a society, in a
place where none of those things are acceptable, right. I
know it sounds taboo, but like straight guys touch themselves,
and girls touch themselves and they use other things to
please themselves. Gay guys gay kids don't have a lot
of options. Yeah, so you have to get creative. Yeah
(14:06):
some of them do, yeah, sure, yeah, and most of
them do.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I'm saying if you choose to do that though, Yeah,
you have to get creative because there aren't a lot
of thirteen and fourteen year old kids around the country
that are like able to talk to their parents, like, hey,
can I go to dildo to try it out? Like
that's just not a conversation people are having. Look where
the country is right now, it's not happening. So yeah,
if you're gonna be safe, keep it clean, avoid the wood.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I hear that. I will say, this isn't a kid.
This was their junior year and they're college grad now,
So that means if theyre college grad now, that was
recent for their junior year. If you're in college, you
can go get a deal doo and try it out.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So well, well, you don't know if there's a junior
year in college or high school. I did it for
the first time private when as a junior or senior
in high school? Doesn't say that just as their junior
year and I'm a college grad now. But it also
could have been in college. You weren't, Like, how when
did you come out of the closet? What year after college?
M hm, So your entire college experience you were in
the closet. Yeah, this person could be too.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're right, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess
it could be true.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I said, did you got to do? You're not hurt
anybody just be safe.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I'm glad you have fun. I'm glad you, as you said,
quote came so hard using that old thing and whatever
floats your boat, honestly, and hopefully you wipe the plunger
down after each time. So my question is is this
a is this a communal plunger?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I don't know. I will say this, I knew somebody,
and I won't say how I knew them because I'll
probably give it away. But who used to enjoy turning
over a stool and using that one of the four legs?
People do wild things.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
We'll have to find out off the air who it is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'll tell you who it is, not saying it on
air though.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now I'm not gonna stay it on air. Yes, okay,
but listen, but wait, so this this one, we're clear.
They turned out of all the things you can use,
they turned over a stool. Yeah it was big.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He likes it. He liked it big, I guess, So yeah,
be safe?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Where did? Okay? I'll find out.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
All right, let's take a quick break. I feel like
this is a lot right now.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We need to take a baby During the break, I'll
tell you the bak okay mess?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right, welcome back to confess your mess.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He did not tell me during the break, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I didn't. Maybe later, if you're good, If I get that,
I'm good, I get that thing that I wanted earlier.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, there would not be any stimulation, would you tell me?
It's just gonna be a j Who is it? You're
gonna tell me? Who was sticking as thick ass stool?
It still posts up the booty up the booty Holeka? Okay,
why don't you read the next one? Anonymous mail? Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Where am I right here?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
That paragraph?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, anonymous mail. I remember my brother had his friend
stay with us for a bit, and the friend wore briefs.
So I have an underwear fetish, So I decided to
steal a pair of his UNDERWEARK not sure if they
were clean, don't judge. Gotta do what you gotta do,
and I would use them as a comrag ug. It
was so hot.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And how did they know each other? It was a
brother's friend. Yeah, yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, that's that's good.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
That's hot for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's that's totally understandable.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Like I don't I have no like, there's nothing about
that where I'd be like, ooh, you're judging. Let me
tell you when you're in they don't say they're their
age or anything. This is hot.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I mean, this is every every gay guys had this fantasy.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Well, listen, and here's the thing that have there been
times like in the past when I was younger, where
I might have been in the locker room you see
like a pair of underwear on the floor and you're like,
I wonder. I'm not saying that actually has happened, but
it is definitely a hot situation. I do wonder because
I know used to be.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Really, really really turned on by smells.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Like smells yeah, and you know, your turnos and your
kinks change over the years, I believe, but yeah, when
I was a few years ago, like five or six,
smells like the musk would really turn on. There is
something hot, though, because I think what's hot about this
is the fact that the person doesn't know that you
(17:56):
have their breeze and that you're turned on by the smells.
In there's like this, oh yeah, he doesn't know. And
then there's also if this the brother's friend, that brother's friends,
probably somebody has a crush on who the crush is
not reciprocated. Then you just have all these scenarios and
fantasies that go in your head. I will say, though
I know I see on tiktoks all the time of
people like girls who are like ladies like sell your
(18:18):
panties because guys like you make so much money like
selling your panties. Is there a website for guys to sell.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
The guys of DM me asking me for my underword
before if I can sell them to them?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, over the years I signore them.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Nobody's ever wait pause, pause, I guess my question is
why is nobody ever asked or I remember, I don't
think people have asked me for my underwe are you
guys not interested in getting my like? Is there a
reason why I get?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I mean, you get a little funky sometimes.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I know. So that's what I'm saying. I feel like
I feel like if I were to sell my get
more musky. But if I were to sell my underwear,
I feel like people people open up that package be like,
oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But it wasn't this the whole season of Orange is
the New Black, didn't they do that?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's what I'm saying I know for a fact that
that there's a lot of websites where women can sell
their panties. So I guess if you know, if you're
listening to this or watching this, and you know if
a website where not Okay, just to be clear, not
to say that I'm selling my underwear, y, but you might.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But we got a house to buy someday, and told
I think I've told the story though, that my roommate
in college I caught him like masturbating in my boxers
one time. Oh yeah, I remember that, and he was straight,
he says. So I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Curious this saw I get this.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I get this, like having the crush on the brother's
friend and then something like that that makes perfect sense
to me.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I will say, I don't think I've ever picked up
your underwear that I can remember and be like, yeah,
that's the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You make me.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You used to make me put them on your face
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I also remember one time having sexual relations in somebody
else's bed. That was a hot moment. I won't say who,
but we did that once.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We did that once was hot. Yeah, we did that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Kind of our version of.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
They weren't there. Nope, and it was. It was. It
was a quick one. It's not hot anymore, not hot anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The time though it seemed hot.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
It seemed hot, and it was quick, hide and quick.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hot and quick. What's the next one?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
So this is actually our last secret, and this is
from anonymous male Hayes, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Where's Hayes, Kansas, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Look it up on your phone and see if Hayes
Kansas any thing.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I got a computer in my hand.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Okay, my first year of college, anything would set the
fire alarm off, and of course, every single person in
the building would have to exit. So I got the
bold idea to stay behind when the next fire alarm hit.
And that's just what I did from there on out.
I stayed my ass in my room every time that
alarm went off, and it was amazing. I listened to
(20:36):
Cardi B's new album circa twenty eighteen. I would hide.
It was a fun, good time.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Wait, so they just hung out there alone. They didn't
anything dirty.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
No, that's cute. They just stayed when the fire alarm
went off.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I got the story. I've got a great story for this.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Okay, go ahead, So one time. Wait, did you find
out Hayes, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, it's a town of twenty thousand people in the
middle of nowhere, Kansas. Okay, it's just a town. I
just like to Yeah. Uh So when I went to
the University of Toledo, I my freshman year or she
had freshman year, I think, or sophomore year, I can't
remember what it was. I was living in one of
the towers called Park Tower, and it's the first time
(21:12):
like I was like coming out of the closet and
I was starting to go to gay bars and meeting
gay people and things like that. And my friend had
this this girl who I was friends with. I've talked
about her on the podcast before. We called her Cooter.
That was her nickname her one yes, one of her
best friends was also gay, and we kind of had
a crush on each other, right, and we would like
kind of flirt with each other when we were out,
(21:33):
and nothing ever really happened. I think we made out
a couple times in the back of a car while
our friend was driving to the bar or something whatever,
and people used to pull the fire alarms all the time.
It's an old building. They thought it was funny. In
the middle of the night, the entire tower. All these
eighteen nineteen year old kids had to exit with our
ras and stand outside based on our floor and just
stand there in the middle of It's like freezing half
the year, right, And I was like, we were there
(21:56):
after a bar one night and we were like, ef this,
We're not going anywhere. We stayed in my friend's room
on our futon and hooked up the entire time that
the alarm was going off. So I definitely got a
blowdrob while a fire alarm was taking place and they're
banging on doors because they would come into your rooms
to make sure everything's gone. And we hit me say
(22:18):
that I really wanted to do what I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Let me say this, it's a good one to anyone listening.
I know that you've heard now two stories of people
staying back during fire alarm. Don't do it. Don't do
it because you never know. You never know, and so
you're like, oh, this is just a test or whatever,
and there's going to come that time where the room
next door is going to be the one that's on fire,
and you're gonna look stupid getting a blowjob on a
foodton and then all of a sudden, You're like, why
(22:40):
it's getting so hot in here? Is it the media
or is it the fire that is happening next door
on the other side of the wall.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I was nineteen and kind of dumb. My bad.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'm so disappointed in I'm sure, so disappointed. I don't
have any fire alarm stories because I always left the
building when a fire alarm went off, because that is
the proper thing to do. Sure, So that's on that,
I will say. Just going back to the secrets that
we revealed, this person has to be a junior in
college because these are all secrets that happened during the
(23:07):
last two years. No, no, I literally just thought about it. Well,
just making it a full circle moment. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Also, but like I said, also you were still in
the close in college.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
But yeah, but that was just me having an epiphany,
just making a full circle moment here.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I don't like to be agis no no, no, no, no
relationships or when people explore wow.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
So I definitely don't think I was being ages. I'm
allowed to, though, have questions about an eighteen year gap in.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The lad that you figure that out, honey, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Thank you. Anyway, so normally, what we would do is
we would have the segment where we have someone confess
their mess yeah, and that's when we have a guest.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Do you have anything you want to confess to me?
Right now?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
There's nothing I want to confess. I'm good and yeah.
So if you want to hear some confessions from some guests,
you can either listen to previous episodes or stay tuned
for future episodes because it comes out every single Thursday.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Let's each confess our favorite three episodes so far. Do
you give our listener something to like, look forward to,
or to check out? If this is the first time
coming to our podcast, I don't need to think this
is what we are. There's so much more to us.
What are your What are your favorite?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Because you just put me on the spotcast my.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Three favorite episodes so far. I really really enjoyed Rob
Anderson because it turns me on to see my partner
turned on because I could tell you had the biggest
crush on him the entire time, and I kind of
loved that. I really really really loved evet Nicole Brown
for a completely different reason because she was just very
sweet and thoughtful and had like a genuine moment she
(24:32):
like prayed for us, which I think was really really cool.
Who else did I love? Oh gosh, there have been
a lot of good ones I really enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I like Keith a lot too. Who else do I love?
How far back can I go?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I mean you can go back as far back
as I think.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Frankie Gurande was a nice one. I really enjoyed that
one because I felt like I've interviewed him many times
and worked with him, and I got to see a
different side to him. It was very sweet and open
and vulnerable, and I really enjoyed that. What are your
favorite episodes so far?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Honestly, all of them are my favorite. I'm not saying
that as like a cliche, no, but really, I know
I truly enjoy every single episode of our podcast, So
I won't call these my favorites. I will say some
ones to check out. Definitely Drew Dorsey that was That
was a fun time and that was had a shocking
(25:25):
secret in there that had me gagging literally hilarious. I
will say I love Terrell Gryce's episode. It was really fun. Yeah,
And I also, I mean this was episode one, but
Lacey Mosley was really fun.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It was hilarious. That's that's a good place to start.
Why don't you start an episode one and work your
way up to now.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Because I think get caught up because like I said,
all of them are great. You won't be disappointed. And
that's any of them.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And that's on what that's on period.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
We talked periods in Keith episode junior, so to check
that out and that will bring the Cooder story full circle. Yeah,
if you want to listen to that, but you can't
listen to that until you start with number one and
then work you out. Also, if you need a visual element,
these all go to YouTube as well, so you can
go to uh I think his YouTube dot com slash
a mil in his junior and you can find all
(26:21):
the confession Mass episodes to see our beautiful faces. But
thank you all for listening. We really do appreciate it. Yes,
I feel like we're still I'm still like getting my
myself back to normal. Yeah, I don't feel one hundred
percent yet, but.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's really y'all. Stay safe, uh and if you're feeling
a little under the weather right now, we're sending you
all kinds of love and good vibes. And this is
the perfect opportunity to listen to our podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh literally, just before we leave.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
We saw people with COVID to listen to our podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I mean they should, right, you have nothing else to do.
And also, AJ watch New Girl during his COVID experience
three seasons and I got through five seasons of the
Major which is on Netflix, and it was a sci
fi show and it's incredible if you like supernatural. So
there's that. But listen to our podcast. All right, let's
let him go. Aj Bye. Are we're not gonna sing
her goodbye song?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You're gonna actually, you don't know a goodbye song? Goodbye, goodbye,
good bye.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Confess Your Mess is a Strawhead Media podcast produced by
Ryan Tillotson and Frank Driscoll. Thank you so much for listening,
and don't forget to subscribe and share.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And if you have a secret you want to share,
go to confessormess dot us to submit your secret could
end up in the show
Speaker 3 (27:42):
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