June 9, 2022 • 34 mins
This week, the guys go solo and tackle queer sex secrets about hot tubs, semen alergies, babysitters, and swolen bussy.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw media.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This Mike to a more appropriate position? Is that appropriate?
I mean, I would say so. I think it's the
best position. If you ask me, how are you a J.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Gibson, I'm curious what is your best position?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh? That that was a well, I said, wait, that
is a great question during Pride month. Uh, and that's
something that we will keep private. I can tell you, Okay,
well we won't. All right, welcome, Welcome to the No.
I didn't because remember we're not doing said weeks ago. Man,
(00:44):
Welcome to the podcast. If you listen to the podcast regularly,
you know exactly what we're talking about. We talked about
some wedding stuff and some things that we're doing prior
to the wedding with us made me give up sex
with my best friend Jackie Grubb Jackie Grubs. So yes,
it's it's it's we're excited. I know. We keep talking
about the wedding stuff and guards when is when is
the wedding? Like when is the wedding? Is so soon
(01:05):
and you will you will get all the content, but
we just wanted to keep the day and everything private
for now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And also it's just the two of us today, just
the two of us. Well, it's our wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We can make it if we try just the two
of us to the two you and dad.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Did you enjoy that only because there's not room for
a third person today?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Apparently? Wow, we are excited.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's like a trial run for the rest of our lives.
It's going to be just the two of us forever.
Wow for always. Goodness, let's see how this goes. Do
a slow zoom on my face here. No, no, we're
definitely excited. So, if you've never listened to this podcast,
I'm A mill and this is Junior and this is
my soon to be husband, A J. Gibson, and we
(01:50):
are the host of Confess Your Mess and every single
week we break down listeners submitted secrets. You can submit anonymously.
You can leave us a voice note. It's very simple.
You just go to Come your Mess dot us. And
we have different themes every single week. I believe this
theme for this week is queer sex secrets and things
like that, because we're queer and we have sex.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Whooou And we usually have a celebrity guess but you
know it's prime months, people get busy. We actually had
a guest booked for it today.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And also to be fair, yeah, our guest was very busy, yeah,
to make it. And to be fair, I do have
a TikTok right now that's about to hit a million views.
So like low key, I kind of feeling myself. I
feel like a celebrity for like the last forty eight hours. Interesting,
so a pretty big deal. I mean, the whole TikTok
video is basically me slapping your ass. Yeah, and so that's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It, so that that makes you a celebrity to oops,
I did it again. Yeah, you have to watch it.
I don't want to get away. It's only five seconds long.
Five seconds. Don't tell them the whole thing. Follow us
on TikTok yeah, oh yeah, that's a that's a good
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(03:00):
AJ Gibson because there's that one person on both platforms,
one who will not give up. AJ Gibson.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
True story. I will tell you this really quickly. You
know this story. One time, years ago I tried to
buy my Instagram name from the woman who owns it.
Her name is like Angela Gibson. I was like, why
the hell do you have aj Gibson because mine's underscore
A J. Gibson, like you said, And I reached out
a couple of times. The only thing she was posting
was photos or videos of her little daughter doing ballet
(03:25):
and like North Dakota, and she had like one hundred followers. Yeah,
it was great, but she post like every few months.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know, it's not about the number. And I was like, hey, people,
I looked.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I looked up her name is like Angela or Amy
or something like that. I don't know, Yeah, this is
probably a ja. I'm sure she had Jane or something.
But I did look up her name and I was like, oh,
this is actually available at the time. This was years ago,
so you could actually have your name and I could
have my name. She said no. I offered her five
hundred dollars, said this would be a nice little like
starter phone for your child's college. I got that line
(03:55):
from Christmas with the Cranks, and she said, no, this
is at a time where I was dead broke. Five
hundred dollars is a lot of money to me back
then and still a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And she said no.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I said, oh wow. In my head, I said it
to myself. I said it to myself, but she never
gave me the name. So I'm still underscore. AJ Gibson
got it. Twitter booted somebody off my name once.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right, So we're gonna go ahead and get into
the podcast. So, like I said, for this episode, the
theme is queer sex Secrets.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So if you want your secrets on the podes, head
over to confess your mess dot us.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You can leave us. I already said all that I know.
Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What I meant to say is if you want to
be our messenger of the room, wait what listen, I ignore
you sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Wow you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Messenger of the week is pulled from comments on our
Apple podcast, so he'll give us five stars and leave
us a comment there, yes, or from YouTube. We post
these videos up on YouTube about a week or so
after the podcast goes live, so if you'd like to
watch us as well for reference, see what kind of
faces we're making out each other.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Period And also, uh, first of all, before we get
into our Messenger of the week for this week, I
want to we should highlight some of our Well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We have a messenger who just somebody who reached reached
out to me, commented on a TikTok or Instagram and said, hey,
Emil doing that loop on a video.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's not who was a messenger.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I know, but I'm saying, he said, how am I
not the Messenger of the Week yet, I'm an og
I've listened to every single episode from day one?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have you commented? And he said he did, Well, I
don't know, Well, you should have screenshot that comedy. We
could have give him a shout out, but I will
say before we get into our Messenger of the Week,
we want to just give or at least I because
I'm doing this impromptu, because a lot of this is
just improp suitaneous. But AJ knows all these people because
they've been guests on the podcast. We don't ever give
a guest shout out. So first of all, shout out
to Rob Anderson. We went to his comedy show a
(05:44):
few weeks ago, and he's doing comedy shows all across
the country, and he just released his song and it's amazing.
If you search on the name of the song, if
you search on Spotify, it's under a Heart Throb and
then I think on Apple he's it's still like whatever
the old name is anyway, nothing for you. It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
He was on my radio show this morning, so so talented,
popping up all over the country.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We not like this Morning's like whenever you know this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Episode this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah. Also shout out to Drew Dorsey, best friend, Threw Dorsey,
because she's in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue right now, which
is incredible. Who else do we shout out? Oh, Lacey Mosley,
who was our very first guest the season finale of
I Carly just happened. We're so proud of her. Oh
and she booked low Pez versus Lopez. We have a lot. Well,
(06:36):
we'll start doing that more often because we have really
talented guests and friends who come on this podcast and
we just want to remind you to continue to support you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Do it like a guest highlight every now and then. Yeah, okay,
we'll work.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So that was that was That was three. So that's
very very very proud of you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Also, I want to give a shout out to my
partner emil Ennis Junior, who appeared on the Reel on
Fox for three seasons. The show just went off the
air recently. Uh, And I'm so proud of you because
the person you were the first day you stepped on
that set and the man that you are now are
very different people, and you grew so much and we've
both obviously, you know, I've also worked with many of
(07:10):
the girls from The Real over the years, and they
were always so kind and loving to you. And unfortunately
the pandemic didn't like a lot of shows did not
survive the pandemic to be fair, but you were so
great on the show, So shout out to the ladies
of The Real. Also, Wendy Williams come into an end,
that's my.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Show, So all of our shows were going by by. Yeah,
I will say. I will say that was a great
time in life, and that was my first major regular
TV appearance, And one day maybe I'll tell the backstory
of getting on that show and how difficult it was
behind the scenes. But I'm so grateful for the opportunity
and thankful that you said those those kind words, and yeah,
(07:48):
we literally did that during the pandemic as well. To
be able to do that regularly on that show for
almost a season and a half working from home, it
was just a process like anyway, we'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
One of the hardest working men in the industry.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm super, super grateful and I can't wait to see
what's next for both of us individually and collectively, because
we have a lot of stuff going on behind the work.
So send out those good vibes for us because we're
constantly working. Okay, So our our our messenger of the
week is Bree since eighty eight. She says, I'll read
the first alvalan age, read the other because pretty long,
(08:26):
a little weekly vacate a. I love that, Bree says
a million aj are open and relatable. I love the
easiness of how they communicate with each other, and I
feel like I'm checking in with friends. Their guests come
from various backgrounds and perspectives. But I think the coolest
part is, oh my god, they don't need a guest, y'all.
I did not read them. You read the rest.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow, let's just stop right there. That's amazing, Okay. At
the episodes with only them are high key gold. With
how terrible the world can be. It's nice to take
your break and life. Also check out YouTube for the
videos because the facial expression a plus plus plus.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Plus emation point. Yo, wait what we again? It's not
we don't look at the secret before. We don't look
at that like we we pulled things up and then
we wait to read it live on the air. That
just breathe. Since eighty eight, that just warmed because.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We were super excited about our guests today and they
had to back out last minute and and it's a
little frustrating, but it is what it is, and we're like,
you know what, our listeners deserve an episode. Yeah, let's
just do it ourselves. If that's not a lesson for you,
you are everything you need in the world. And we're
learning that list.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
There is a song in there somewhere, and I was
trying to remember what it was, but I was speaking
of songs we're putting together, like the songs we're walking
down the aisle and reception playlist.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We just got an email about our DJA after our
DJ knows to Blake basically played just Beyonce and Goga
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Listen, it's going to be incredible. So okay, so let's
get into the pod with our very first secret. Ready, AJ,
Let's do it, Okay. Anonymous NB is their name. Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
I have family in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
My best woman lives in Brooklyn does but.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Her name doesn't start with the enerby. I don't know
what NB okay they say. Last summer, I was in
the hot tub with my fiance's mom. Okay, the jets
turned on and hit me right on the clip in
such a perfect spot. Wow. So I just kept it
there and silently came, oh, we'll take this one to
my grave. To be clear, I do not have a
(10:23):
thing for my fiance's mom. I just couldn't resist the
jet stream. Hot tubs are a little gross to me,
and I think this is one of the reasons. Okay,
hot tubs and pools just because we really I know
there's chlorine in there and like whatever, but you're just
in everybody's like bodily fluids and juices and everything. Have
you ever had sex in the hot tub or have we? No,
(10:44):
we haven't. Have you ever had sex in the hot
tub or complete it in the hot tub? No?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't think I have. There was a time when
I was twenty years old. I was home for Thanksgiving.
Going back in time, I came out to like another
group of friends. I came out to a couple of
people that summer, and then I came out to like
a few people going to this party at this house
out by the lake where I grew up, and one
of my buddies, his cousin, was there, and he was
(11:14):
a little bit older. It's like maybe three or four
five years older than us. And they were like the
cool ones. They were like the stoners, and they like
like they had like a house. Yes, we'd go party
at their house. And we were all like on twenty
and we were all in the hot tub late nights
and all got really really drunk, and one by one
everybody started passing out. But the more drunk we got,
(11:35):
the more I was like, he's like flirting with me.
We stayed up the whole entire night until the sun
came up the next morning, and at one point I
definitely was fingering him in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh what this is getting graphic? Everything?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Twenty year old and I was I was experimenting, learning
what I was into. And then then he asked if
he could give me a blowjob, and I said, I
don't want to do it here in case somebody wait up.
I literally came out to them last night and if
I tell my buddy, hey, I'm gay, and he's like,
I support you. And then a few hours later his
cousin is like, sucking my dick. That's a bridge too far.
(12:12):
It's a bit too much too soon.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So we went out to my Mazda Protege was Burgundy.
It was the tiniest car in the world. And I'm
six ft five and out. Why I ever thought that
was a good idea? Yeah, and and and he he
blew me in the car and I fingered him the
whole time, and uh he growled the entire time. Wow aggressively.
So yeah, not in the hot tub. But for to
(12:34):
this day we still call him a growler because people
know now. We talked about it later. I told his cousin,
do I know this person I also hooked up with once?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Do I know the growler? You do? Yep?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
His cousin used to randomly pop up and come stay
with us for a week at a time. Oh wow, Yeah,
I've hooked up with both of them. Interesting also both
very straight.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Interesting. Wow. Well you know there's some fluidity. Yeah, okay, yeah,
so to this person, there's nothing wrong with that. But they,
I mean, they are taking to the grave That's why
that's that's really quick. That's why I love this podcast
because you can tell us anonymously and get it off
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your chest, and we don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And chances are we're going to tell you something we did.
It was way worse than dirty. So you feel great about.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At least a will. I don't think I've done anything
dirty in a hot tub. I really don't think I have.
The jets did feel good when I was I was younger, though, Wait,
you're one of those two. What were you sitting front
that you put your booty hold in front of the jet? Wait? Wait,
you put your When I was younger, I used to
put my booty hold in front of jet all the time,
and it felt like I didn't know, okay, this is
(13:42):
this is tm I but I remember I remember one
time when I was younger. Uh, this is so stupid.
One time when I was younger, I took it and
I remember going up to my No, but I'm just saying, like,
I remember going up to my mom being like, wow,
I was young. I was like, you know, using doing
number two it feels good, it feels really good. I
(14:02):
remember saying that to my mom and I wonder what
she was thinking in her head, like because the way
I said, I was like, not just like it feels good,
like your stomach Like I was like, oh, it feels good.
And anyway, there.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Is a sort of a real talk and gay man,
straight men everybody experienced this. There's something that like borderline
orgasmic when you just have a real good one like
a real good but there's something the boutance.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Like well it wasn't orgasmic.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, I'm not saying it's like an organs like oky,
can I tell one more story?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What is jet? Make it quick?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
She's gonna kill me, my little sister. Oh, say your name,
my little baby sister. When she was little, really make
it clear who you're have a swimming pool at our backyard.
She was so young, she was probably like three or
four or five, like mode at tops and we still
teach her about this to this day. She used to like,
we found here one time in the corner of the
pool facing the jet with her legs kind of spreading
(14:53):
their arms up on the side of the pool, just
grinning and we're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Just say your name so we're gonna bleep that everybody
knows who she is. Well, we're gonna be leave.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That, but I think guess something kids do. It tickles.
She says it tickles, and I was like, okay, well
you were doing it with your booty hoole.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Who knew? I knew. I used to call my Speaking
of kids, I used to call my penis a tail
when I was younger, And when it started to get hard,
I said, mom, my tail, my tail is It's like,
it's not anyway you used to say that. Yeah, we
were taught that it was called a pea bug. It's
called the tail. I don't know if you have an
Ohio public So I remember being in publics and my tail,
(15:31):
my tail got I was young and I didn't know
what that meant, so it was just confusing. Okay, let's
take a quick break because I feel like this person
revealed one secret, and we revealed like eighty five. So
let's take a quick break and we're gonna come right
back with some more secrets from our listeners. Welcome to
(16:00):
confess your mess, some more secrets.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
We're talking queer sex secrets.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That welcome felt so sincere, Like, I feel like you
really welcomed me back into my home. We lived together weirdo. Okay, uh,
This next one comes from Lesbian as All Hell Yeah Chicago,
a Midwestern lesbian site. Note. I have all these decorations
for a Pride stream that did the other day, and
I took them down. They're literally they're super cute. I'm
(16:27):
leaning on one right now. Okay, it's way too far
down the floors. I can't get it. The pillow is cute.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
It's sort of like it's like it's Pride colors, but
not really. It's kind of like a hipster Pride, you know.
I mean, like they're not really like bright red, right yellow,
and it's just right.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then yours is like a deviation from the traditional colors.
It's like red green, right now colors.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So I thought our guest who was supposed to be
on the show today might enjoy it, but he's not here.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
So okay, Lesbian is All Hell Chicago. Looking back now,
I was gay gay gay as a kid, saying when
I was eight years old and I straight up asked
my babysitter if I could see her tits. I did
not ask that. She refused, of course, and told my
parents I was being a little weirdo. But they're the
only ones who know I asked that to this day,
(17:13):
now I can see all the tits I want consensually.
Of course, you know, I never had a babysitter growing up.
Wait what mm hmmm, how I can I can ask
mom to verify, but I never remember having a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Your dad's also hella terrified that something that's gonna happen
to your entire life.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I mean I did, I did? I mean no, because
my sister.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Tell the story about the time you were in Jamaica
and you're on a horse or something out in the water.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was not gonna say the time I was locked
in the basement by that one. We've heard that one.
I think, well in the well. I didn't know this
until I got older.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
But like a year or two ago we found out.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, we used to go to Jamaica because I'm half Jamaica,
and then we would go almost every year, and I
remember we went there for my fire dog's name. Am
I telling the story? Sorry, I that was in love everyone.
If you watched the pod or listen, you know. But
my great grandfather's one hundredth birthday celebration, I was in
second grade. I was seven years old. We flew down
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to Kingston and we were staying with my mom's uncle.
I believe don't remember his name because we've lost touch,
but they took us to this beach. It was very secluded,
but it was like a local beach. There was a
horseback riding that was happening on the beach. There was
esca each fish being made. They catched the fish and
(18:27):
then make it in a by the way is like
can kill you? What escavach fish? Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Or is Akian fish one of those who can kill
you escavach fish? The other one is then it's actually
can be poisonous, poisonous if it's not prepared correctly.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Your aunt's made it for me, Well, they've been needing
it all these years and they're fine. But esca each fish,
if you never had it, I'm gonna have to make
it for It's absolutely delicious, like the seasoning. It's just incredible.
And they catched the fish and bring it right to
the shack and it was literally like a shack and
then they fry it up in those delicious So anyway,
the horseback riding, though I don't know if I or
if I don't know how it happened. But I was
(19:02):
riding a horse on the beach in Jamaica, one of
my and like one of my favorite experiences. And you'll
not sexualize my beautiful save a horse ride account, my
beautiful childhood experience. It was one of the most beautiful
experiences that I've had. I found out a few years
ago to apparently the whole time I was riding this
horse on the beach, my dad was terrified, like full
blown anxiety attack, and uh yeah, he just yeah, that's
(19:26):
just how he is.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
He thought the horse was going to swim out to
sea with you.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Wait, why did that story come up?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So you said that, because that explains why your parents
never ever got to a babysitter. Like, they didn't trust
anybody with you. You were their baby, you were their
pride and joy to be continued. I'm gonna find out
because I feel like I there had to be a
time where they wanted like a date night or something. Right, actually,
maybe not go with them, maybe not. Yeah, I grew
up in a large family, so all of us kids
just babysat each other. Yeah, very problematic.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, let's go to the next secret agent.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I'm gonna read this one Okay, which one is this
down here? Anonymous male Ooh, we could know them every time,
because we know a man somewhere. I just listened to
the episode with the semen allergy and had to share
that I have a semen allergy to relatability. Were forming
a community. This is amazing. It makes my bussy swell.
(20:17):
Is it bussy or bussy?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Bussy? Right? Bussy? Oh, it's a bussy like a butt
pussy because if you say if, yeah, because if you
say it, but but if you say pussy, it's pussy,
So then I feel like you could. I think it's
you can say either way. I think you're right. I
think the focus is the butt. So it's a busy
bussy or bussy. I feel like I've heard it both ways.
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It makes my bussy swell like nobody's business, and I
don't swallow anymore because I feel like I'm drowning after
wish there was a cure because I'm such a cumpig
at heart bussy or cum pig at heart? Oh wow, Okay,
that's real though, Like semen allergies, that's actually a real thing.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So okay. So many people are to latex like I
have follow up questions then, So because this this makes
me sad. If you really are, like if you love semen,
which it sounds like you do.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
If you're you're a compig, yeah we're laughing with you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But if you are like that and you do love that,
I want you to be able to experience that and
enjoy it. So is they're not like a pill or
something you can take or some type of medication sort
of substitute some scenes. I don't know. That's not the
same because unless it's like what so so you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like they're doing porn videos. I watched this movie years
ago and like they had a fluffer on set and
an a porn video and they had by the side
of the man's penis, they had like a squirter thing
to make it look like the ejaculation is more intense.
Oh wow, like fake big you know come scenes in
porn so much to bleep.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I watched and you know that network like Vice. Yeah,
of course I used to watch it all the times.
They would play The Parkers on repeat. But they have
they have this documentary or this show and it was
about sex workers and it literally was showing them behind
the scenes and I thought it was very fascinat not
in like a sexual way. It's just very fair. I
love we both love finding out about different industries.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Aja loves to be on Facebook and scroll on those
videos where people are making things cakes, well cakes. But then,
like I watch people make cakes, were making like ice
trays or something. It was like it was folding in.
I don't know if that was ice trays. I don't know.
You're watching something that looked like this pink rubber or something.
They kept folding over and over again. They turned it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
He just watched watched people make candy. It's like it's
like melting. They keep like pulling the taffy and yor
like make it into hard candy and then they break.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
It into pieces.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I love those. I love watching people make cakes. And
I'm so fascinated with the idea of putting simple syrup
all over cakes to keep him moist. But then I
was going down a rabbit hole and found out that
makes them super super unhealthy, obviously.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
When it makes some taste delicious. You know what.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I used to watch hairstyles for a while, people who
were bald and had wigs.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I was into that for a minute. You know what what?
Seeh I say, you know what until he steps So
this is full circle moment because have I told the
story before now? Probably No, It's full circle moment because
our guess would like, uh, some simple syrup or syrup
on their cakes. But oh wow, but are not our guests?
(23:10):
Well well you know they are. I feel like all
of our messengers our guests this week because we don't
have to guess. So the anonymous male who we may
or may not know, there's nothing simple about my syrup.
Oh wow, wow, swollen bussy and our bussy, we gotta
figure you gotta let us know you got Remember bussy
sounds weird bussy. It's like a butt. Yeah I know.
(23:30):
You say that with so much confidence right now, and
you're like, yeah, yeah, I know. It's a busy. I
know it's a bussy. Okay, we're gonna take one more
break and then we're gonna come back with more queer
sex secrets. See this last minute?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
All right, it's been a while ride today, things hanging
out with us, Like Professor mess We're not done.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Just yet, though. You got queer sex secrets? MICHAELA? Did
I just call you Michaela? Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So Okay, so real talk. My co co host of
my radio show is named Mikayla, and we host a
show together, a national morning show.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Four hours a day. I am not her. I'm a
mill and I just called Youay we're going to get
into the final secret because I feel disrespected. Wow, But Mikayla,
you know I love you.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
She does think we're getting married, the three of us, right.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Okay, so I'll let you do the final secret too. Well,
you're so generous. I know I'm generous with everything. Okay, Ready,
Jason May wondering if I want something? I know?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, the bussy hungry Jason male, San Francisco. Oh, I'm gay,
but I hate anal sex. Recently found out I might
be what's called a side, Like there's verse top bottom inside.
I guess sides are folks who do everything but the
butt stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Are there any single sides in San Francisco? Just screamed
the name Jason in the Castro District three times, and
I'll appear out of thin air and we can get married.
JK about that thin air parts, but I am looking.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I haven't heard of a sight beside like I hear.
I think like macaroni and cheese or like you know,
broccoli castrole like traditional sides.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're always skippery. That's very and so okay, So they
like everything, but well, here's somebody like this. Here's the thing.
Antal Sex is wonderful. But that makes sense to me,
Like I can see where, if, if, if everybody had
to take this to a larger conversation, because I kind
of talked about this on another network that I work
on recently, we did a whole pride thing and I
(25:27):
was supposed to be telling, you know, queer stories in
my own personal experience, and I kind of I didn't
want to get preachy, but you don't know, uh, you
don't know until you know, right, And so for this
particular uh situation right in the world, it baffles me
that so many people are against people who are different.
(25:50):
And I say that because in what like logical mindset,
doesn't make sense that every single person on Earth in
this in this universe, we're just like a spec in
this massive universe that every single person at least on
this Earth though, is going to have the same attractions,
going to be the same at Like.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, doesn't it like who would want that? There's so
much competition then, Like, if every single person was the
same and we're all competing for the same exact type
of person, that's no fun for everybody. Yeah, we all lose.
The great thing about diversity is that there's something for everyone, right,
and that is okay, And not only is it okay,
it should be celebrated. I've never really heard of the
(26:31):
term side, but I remember, and I was a little
more judgmental back then, but I remember having a friend
years ago in a previous relationship and he was in
a relationship and they would not have like anal. They
just would not have sex because they weren't into it.
I don't think either of them were. I know one
for for sure was not into it. And I remember like, wait,
what then you're not gay? That's what I thought back then.
(26:54):
He's like, no, I'm very much gay. I just don't
want to have ANAL. I don't want it in my butt.
I don't want to do it to somebody. I just
don't want it.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
They say, bet, I don't want it in my butt,
And I was just like h And I was still
like kind of young and arrogant.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I was like, Oh, I think you just haven't experienced
the right way yet, I mean, that's absurd to think
about now, but back then that's what I believe.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
People don't like it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, it's like it's like people who don't understand like
bisexuality or a sexuality or the difference between sexuality and gender.
You know, and there's so many layers to it all.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But just let people be what they want to be.
Let people be what they want to be. But yeah,
and I don't want to we don't want to come
off as preachy. But also, like I think where I
get frustrated honestly is there's so many resources and ways
to educate yourself, right, and I know that our messengers
and our listeners who are are listening and watching this
pot aren't like this. So this is for the people
(27:41):
who are not listening.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They maybe take this out and around you.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
But there's so much information out there that it really
does baffle me that we can have I don't want
to call it ignorance, but it is ignorance. And just
before you go condemning or judging one look, enter and
focus on you and what's going on in your life,
and then just let people their lives and a lot
of each other.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think that's actually the issue. I think that's part
of the root of the problem is that people don't
want to focus on themselves. They don't want to look
at their own flaws and shortcomings, so they want to
point them out in others.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Right. We talked about this the other night at your cousins. Yeah. Yeah,
they're they're they're focused on you know, what is it?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The splinter in somebody else's eye and a log in
theirs the wording of it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
But but they it's easy to.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Throw stones and glasshouses. Yeah, and it detracts from all
the individual people do not want to look at in
their own lives, and that's unfortunate. But it also gives
you some sense of peace if you are on the
receiving end of somebody's judgment, because you know it has
nothing to do with you and everything to.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Do with them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
And I think that is a message not just for
the queer community, just for the month of Pride. I
think it's a message for all humans. Three hundred and
sixty five days a year. You know what other people
think of you, none of your business, Yeah, does not
matter in any way, shape or form. And that is
something I've had to really work on and continue to
work on in their factory years.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, it's easy to to to.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
To hear, you know, one hundred positive things than one negative,
whether it's on social media or maybe it's a friend
or a family member who judges or condemns you.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I mean, focus on the one. Think about it, lady
god Got said it best. There could be one hundred
people in the room and ninety nine people support you,
that's right. And it's that one person who says after
you you and you're like, oh my goodness, and that
oh it was not that. I think that's backwards. Oh okay,
got it. Get Bradley Cooper, you're one of them. Can
we just talk about that for remember that time in
(29:30):
life when they were going on their press tour like
that was just it was it was before the pandemic.
I remember what's her name in the in the subway
went viral for singing shallow and the microphone, and all
of a sudden she was on The Ellen Show and
then we went into a quarantine and it was just
that just feels like ages ago.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And it was you think, speaking of sex, that they
were going to f on that piano at the Oscars.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It was an intense moment. It was God. I remember
at the time, I was at Clever and we were
doing rumor patrol and that created like a lot of
rumors I had every single week. It was like our
Lady got Guy and Bradley Cooper dating, Our Lady got
Gott and Bradley Cooper Arena shake. It was just wild. Anyway, y'all,
this has been a fantastic episode. Normally we would uh uh,
(30:11):
you know, do with our guests, you know, confess your mess.
I think instead of that, today, well we can't confess
our mess. Our mess is we are stressed as all
get out with this wedding. And hopefully you're not sick
of us talking about the wedding, but we really don't
care because it is stressful.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But we if you're not paying for it, you don't
get to talk.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Correct. But no, I there are some things going on privately,
and I will say today and the last the last
twenty four hours have been really rough for me. And
I'm not going to talk about it just because it's
a private matter. But just know that when we do
share our our our content and and and and share
(30:50):
you know, photos and videos and all the different things
that we share from the wedding. I want you to
know that we're sharing it one because it's an expression
of our love too, because I want to be able
to look back years later and remember these moments. But
also because also there's so many people who aren't able
to come who I want to experience those moments, specifically
(31:11):
from so many.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
People who can't even imagine the opportunity to marry the
yes all over the world.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's just we don't take for granted. We like we
talked about TikTok earlier, and we posted a TikTok and
a reels the other day, first Day of Pride, and
it was a mantra, I am safe or I'm beautiful,
I am loved, I am safe, I am free. I
don't need to be like them, I just need to
be like me. And there were quite a few comments,
because you know, when you post these things, it goes
(31:37):
all around the world and people are saying, I can't
be safe. Yeah, They're like, I'm not free, and it
was it broke my heart because I think sometimes, you know,
we do take it for granted. I know we have
our challenges and things that we're fighting for, specifically in
this country and this nation. But it really broke my
heart to think that there are people which already knew,
but there are people who are seeing our love and
(31:57):
seeing our expression, and they can't express and they can't
be who they are and be free.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
So I had a friend from my childhood reach out
to me a couple of days ago on the first
day of Pride and come out to me at age
forty one and says, only a couple of people know,
and she works for a church. She's very much involved
in her church and really struggling with it right now
and this is twenty twenty two, and said that seeing
our content has made her feel more comfortable in her
(32:25):
own skin, but she still can't tell her family. So listen,
the fight continues. It is what it is. But we
want to make sure that when you stop by our
podcast every week, you know that you were loved your
sill appreciate you so deeply. And also in regards to
the content of our wedding, we're sharing for a couple
of reasons that Emil just mentioned, but we're also going
(32:46):
to share because we're going to look dope, as we're
going to look so fly, and we are going to
look so cute, and we spend so much time on
these looks.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
We want you to see them, and we are going
to keep it coming. You see this right here, if
you're watching, if you're watching, you know on YouTube, this
is all well, that stuff never ending. It's never ending
love and fabulousness on this podcast and we will continue
to shower you with pride and love and just swollen
bussies or bussy and yeah, anyway, this has been a
(33:17):
fantastic episode. This again, it was a rough twenty four
hours really never oh no, this is so long. So
we are so happy that you joined us for this episode.
We really appreciate it. And make sure, like Aj said,
go to Apple Podcasts, rate comment, five stars.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Spotify, leave us five stars, leave us a comment.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
YouTube, and you and also share our podcasts like we
we a lot of you will send us messages, but
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Speaker 1 (33:44):
We love when you tell us for the best podcast
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more to us when you share it with your friends
and family, right all.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Right, Bite Confess Your Mess is a strong media podcast
produced by Ryan Tillotson and Frank Driscoll. Thank you so much,
for listening, and don't forget to subscribe and share.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And if you have a secret you want to share,
go to confessormess dot us to submit. Your secret could
end up in the show
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Compn Your Man
Straw media.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This Mike to a more appropriate position? Is that appropriate?
I mean, I would say so. I think it's the
best position. If you ask me, how are you a J.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Gibson, I'm curious what is your best position?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh? That that was a well, I said, wait, that
is a great question during Pride month. Uh, and that's
something that we will keep private. I can tell you, Okay,
well we won't. All right, welcome, Welcome to the No.
I didn't because remember we're not doing said weeks ago. Man,
(00:44):
Welcome to the podcast. If you listen to the podcast regularly,
you know exactly what we're talking about. We talked about
some wedding stuff and some things that we're doing prior
to the wedding with us made me give up sex
with my best friend Jackie Grubb Jackie Grubs. So yes,
it's it's it's we're excited. I know. We keep talking
about the wedding stuff and guards when is when is
the wedding? Like when is the wedding? Is so soon
(01:05):
and you will you will get all the content, but
we just wanted to keep the day and everything private
for now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And also it's just the two of us today, just
the two of us. Well, it's our wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We can make it if we try just the two
of us to the two you and dad.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Did you enjoy that only because there's not room for
a third person today?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Apparently? Wow, we are excited.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's like a trial run for the rest of our lives.
It's going to be just the two of us forever.
Wow for always. Goodness, let's see how this goes. Do
a slow zoom on my face here. No, no, we're
definitely excited. So, if you've never listened to this podcast,
I'm A mill and this is Junior and this is
my soon to be husband, A J. Gibson, and we
(01:50):
are the host of Confess Your Mess and every single
week we break down listeners submitted secrets. You can submit anonymously.
You can leave us a voice note. It's very simple.
You just go to Come your Mess dot us. And
we have different themes every single week. I believe this
theme for this week is queer sex secrets and things
like that, because we're queer and we have sex.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Whooou And we usually have a celebrity guess but you
know it's prime months, people get busy. We actually had
a guest booked for it today.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And also to be fair, yeah, our guest was very busy, yeah,
to make it. And to be fair, I do have
a TikTok right now that's about to hit a million views.
So like low key, I kind of feeling myself. I
feel like a celebrity for like the last forty eight hours. Interesting,
so a pretty big deal. I mean, the whole TikTok
video is basically me slapping your ass. Yeah, and so that's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It, so that that makes you a celebrity to oops,
I did it again. Yeah, you have to watch it.
I don't want to get away. It's only five seconds long.
Five seconds. Don't tell them the whole thing. Follow us
on TikTok yeah, oh yeah, that's a that's a good
plug a day. Follow follow ad on TikTok, at Underscore
A J. Gibson and you can find me at a
million Is Junior thirty one and on Instagram you can
find me at a million is Junior and at Underscore
(03:00):
AJ Gibson because there's that one person on both platforms,
one who will not give up. AJ Gibson.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
True story. I will tell you this really quickly. You
know this story. One time, years ago I tried to
buy my Instagram name from the woman who owns it.
Her name is like Angela Gibson. I was like, why
the hell do you have aj Gibson because mine's underscore
A J. Gibson, like you said, And I reached out
a couple of times. The only thing she was posting
was photos or videos of her little daughter doing ballet
(03:25):
and like North Dakota, and she had like one hundred followers. Yeah,
it was great, but she post like every few months.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know, it's not about the number. And I was like, hey, people,
I looked.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I looked up her name is like Angela or Amy
or something like that. I don't know, Yeah, this is
probably a ja. I'm sure she had Jane or something.
But I did look up her name and I was like, oh,
this is actually available at the time. This was years ago,
so you could actually have your name and I could
have my name. She said no. I offered her five
hundred dollars, said this would be a nice little like
starter phone for your child's college. I got that line
(03:55):
from Christmas with the Cranks, and she said, no, this
is at a time where I was dead broke. Five
hundred dollars is a lot of money to me back
then and still a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And she said no.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I said, oh wow. In my head, I said it
to myself. I said it to myself, but she never
gave me the name. So I'm still underscore. AJ Gibson
got it. Twitter booted somebody off my name once.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right, So we're gonna go ahead and get into
the podcast. So, like I said, for this episode, the
theme is queer sex Secrets.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So if you want your secrets on the podes, head
over to confess your mess dot us.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You can leave us. I already said all that I know.
Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What I meant to say is if you want to
be our messenger of the room, wait what listen, I ignore
you sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Wow you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Messenger of the week is pulled from comments on our
Apple podcast, so he'll give us five stars and leave
us a comment there, yes, or from YouTube. We post
these videos up on YouTube about a week or so
after the podcast goes live, so if you'd like to
watch us as well for reference, see what kind of
faces we're making out each other.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Period And also, uh, first of all, before we get
into our Messenger of the week for this week, I
want to we should highlight some of our Well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We have a messenger who just somebody who reached reached
out to me, commented on a TikTok or Instagram and said, hey,
Emil doing that loop on a video.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's not who was a messenger.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I know, but I'm saying, he said, how am I
not the Messenger of the Week yet, I'm an og
I've listened to every single episode from day one?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have you commented? And he said he did, Well, I
don't know, Well, you should have screenshot that comedy. We
could have give him a shout out, but I will
say before we get into our Messenger of the Week,
we want to just give or at least I because
I'm doing this impromptu, because a lot of this is
just improp suitaneous. But AJ knows all these people because
they've been guests on the podcast. We don't ever give
a guest shout out. So first of all, shout out
to Rob Anderson. We went to his comedy show a
(05:44):
few weeks ago, and he's doing comedy shows all across
the country, and he just released his song and it's amazing.
If you search on the name of the song, if
you search on Spotify, it's under a Heart Throb and
then I think on Apple he's it's still like whatever
the old name is anyway, nothing for you. It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
He was on my radio show this morning, so so talented,
popping up all over the country.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We not like this Morning's like whenever you know this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Episode this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah. Also shout out to Drew Dorsey, best friend, Threw Dorsey,
because she's in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue right now, which
is incredible. Who else do we shout out? Oh, Lacey Mosley,
who was our very first guest the season finale of
I Carly just happened. We're so proud of her. Oh
and she booked low Pez versus Lopez. We have a lot. Well,
(06:36):
we'll start doing that more often because we have really
talented guests and friends who come on this podcast and
we just want to remind you to continue to support you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Do it like a guest highlight every now and then. Yeah, okay,
we'll work.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So that was that was That was three. So that's
very very very proud of you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Also, I want to give a shout out to my
partner emil Ennis Junior, who appeared on the Reel on
Fox for three seasons. The show just went off the
air recently. Uh, And I'm so proud of you because
the person you were the first day you stepped on
that set and the man that you are now are
very different people, and you grew so much and we've
both obviously, you know, I've also worked with many of
(07:10):
the girls from The Real over the years, and they
were always so kind and loving to you. And unfortunately
the pandemic didn't like a lot of shows did not
survive the pandemic to be fair, but you were so
great on the show, So shout out to the ladies
of The Real. Also, Wendy Williams come into an end,
that's my.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Show, So all of our shows were going by by. Yeah,
I will say. I will say that was a great
time in life, and that was my first major regular
TV appearance, And one day maybe I'll tell the backstory
of getting on that show and how difficult it was
behind the scenes. But I'm so grateful for the opportunity
and thankful that you said those those kind words, and yeah,
(07:48):
we literally did that during the pandemic as well. To
be able to do that regularly on that show for
almost a season and a half working from home, it
was just a process like anyway, we'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
One of the hardest working men in the industry.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm super, super grateful and I can't wait to see
what's next for both of us individually and collectively, because
we have a lot of stuff going on behind the work.
So send out those good vibes for us because we're
constantly working. Okay, So our our our messenger of the
week is Bree since eighty eight. She says, I'll read
the first alvalan age, read the other because pretty long,
(08:26):
a little weekly vacate a. I love that, Bree says
a million aj are open and relatable. I love the
easiness of how they communicate with each other, and I
feel like I'm checking in with friends. Their guests come
from various backgrounds and perspectives. But I think the coolest
part is, oh my god, they don't need a guest, y'all.
I did not read them. You read the rest.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow, let's just stop right there. That's amazing, Okay. At
the episodes with only them are high key gold. With
how terrible the world can be. It's nice to take
your break and life. Also check out YouTube for the
videos because the facial expression a plus plus plus.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Plus emation point. Yo, wait what we again? It's not
we don't look at the secret before. We don't look
at that like we we pulled things up and then
we wait to read it live on the air. That
just breathe. Since eighty eight, that just warmed because.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We were super excited about our guests today and they
had to back out last minute and and it's a
little frustrating, but it is what it is, and we're like,
you know what, our listeners deserve an episode. Yeah, let's
just do it ourselves. If that's not a lesson for you,
you are everything you need in the world. And we're
learning that list.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
There is a song in there somewhere, and I was
trying to remember what it was, but I was speaking
of songs we're putting together, like the songs we're walking
down the aisle and reception playlist.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We just got an email about our DJA after our
DJ knows to Blake basically played just Beyonce and Goga
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Listen, it's going to be incredible. So okay, so let's
get into the pod with our very first secret. Ready, AJ,
Let's do it, Okay. Anonymous NB is their name. Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
I have family in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
My best woman lives in Brooklyn does but.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Her name doesn't start with the enerby. I don't know
what NB okay they say. Last summer, I was in
the hot tub with my fiance's mom. Okay, the jets
turned on and hit me right on the clip in
such a perfect spot. Wow. So I just kept it
there and silently came, oh, we'll take this one to
my grave. To be clear, I do not have a
(10:23):
thing for my fiance's mom. I just couldn't resist the
jet stream. Hot tubs are a little gross to me,
and I think this is one of the reasons. Okay,
hot tubs and pools just because we really I know
there's chlorine in there and like whatever, but you're just
in everybody's like bodily fluids and juices and everything. Have
you ever had sex in the hot tub or have we? No,
(10:44):
we haven't. Have you ever had sex in the hot
tub or complete it in the hot tub? No?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't think I have. There was a time when
I was twenty years old. I was home for Thanksgiving.
Going back in time, I came out to like another
group of friends. I came out to a couple of
people that summer, and then I came out to like
a few people going to this party at this house
out by the lake where I grew up, and one
of my buddies, his cousin, was there, and he was
(11:14):
a little bit older. It's like maybe three or four
five years older than us. And they were like the
cool ones. They were like the stoners, and they like
like they had like a house. Yes, we'd go party
at their house. And we were all like on twenty
and we were all in the hot tub late nights
and all got really really drunk, and one by one
everybody started passing out. But the more drunk we got,
(11:35):
the more I was like, he's like flirting with me.
We stayed up the whole entire night until the sun
came up the next morning, and at one point I
definitely was fingering him in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh what this is getting graphic? Everything?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Twenty year old and I was I was experimenting, learning
what I was into. And then then he asked if
he could give me a blowjob, and I said, I
don't want to do it here in case somebody wait up.
I literally came out to them last night and if
I tell my buddy, hey, I'm gay, and he's like,
I support you. And then a few hours later his
cousin is like, sucking my dick. That's a bridge too far.
(12:12):
It's a bit too much too soon.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So we went out to my Mazda Protege was Burgundy.
It was the tiniest car in the world. And I'm
six ft five and out. Why I ever thought that
was a good idea? Yeah, and and and he he
blew me in the car and I fingered him the
whole time, and uh he growled the entire time. Wow aggressively.
So yeah, not in the hot tub. But for to
(12:34):
this day we still call him a growler because people
know now. We talked about it later. I told his cousin,
do I know this person I also hooked up with once?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Do I know the growler? You do? Yep?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
His cousin used to randomly pop up and come stay
with us for a week at a time. Oh wow, Yeah,
I've hooked up with both of them. Interesting also both
very straight.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Interesting. Wow. Well you know there's some fluidity. Yeah, okay, yeah,
so to this person, there's nothing wrong with that. But they,
I mean, they are taking to the grave That's why
that's that's really quick. That's why I love this podcast
because you can tell us anonymously and get it off
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your chest, and we don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And chances are we're going to tell you something we did.
It was way worse than dirty. So you feel great about.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At least a will. I don't think I've done anything
dirty in a hot tub. I really don't think I have.
The jets did feel good when I was I was younger, though, Wait,
you're one of those two. What were you sitting front
that you put your booty hold in front of the jet? Wait? Wait,
you put your When I was younger, I used to
put my booty hold in front of jet all the time,
and it felt like I didn't know, okay, this is
(13:42):
this is tm I but I remember I remember one
time when I was younger. Uh, this is so stupid.
One time when I was younger, I took it and
I remember going up to my No, but I'm just saying, like,
I remember going up to my mom being like, wow,
I was young. I was like, you know, using doing
number two it feels good, it feels really good. I
(14:02):
remember saying that to my mom and I wonder what
she was thinking in her head, like because the way
I said, I was like, not just like it feels good,
like your stomach Like I was like, oh, it feels good.
And anyway, there.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Is a sort of a real talk and gay man,
straight men everybody experienced this. There's something that like borderline
orgasmic when you just have a real good one like
a real good but there's something the boutance.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Like well it wasn't orgasmic.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, I'm not saying it's like an organs like oky,
can I tell one more story?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What is jet? Make it quick?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
She's gonna kill me, my little sister. Oh, say your name,
my little baby sister. When she was little, really make
it clear who you're have a swimming pool at our backyard.
She was so young, she was probably like three or
four or five, like mode at tops and we still
teach her about this to this day. She used to like,
we found here one time in the corner of the
pool facing the jet with her legs kind of spreading
(14:53):
their arms up on the side of the pool, just
grinning and we're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Just say your name so we're gonna bleep that everybody
knows who she is. Well, we're gonna be leave.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That, but I think guess something kids do. It tickles.
She says it tickles, and I was like, okay, well
you were doing it with your booty hoole.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Who knew? I knew. I used to call my Speaking
of kids, I used to call my penis a tail
when I was younger, And when it started to get hard,
I said, mom, my tail, my tail is It's like,
it's not anyway you used to say that. Yeah, we
were taught that it was called a pea bug. It's
called the tail. I don't know if you have an
Ohio public So I remember being in publics and my tail,
(15:31):
my tail got I was young and I didn't know
what that meant, so it was just confusing. Okay, let's
take a quick break because I feel like this person
revealed one secret, and we revealed like eighty five. So
let's take a quick break and we're gonna come right
back with some more secrets from our listeners. Welcome to
(16:00):
confess your mess, some more secrets.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
We're talking queer sex secrets.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That welcome felt so sincere, Like, I feel like you
really welcomed me back into my home. We lived together weirdo. Okay, uh,
This next one comes from Lesbian as All Hell Yeah Chicago,
a Midwestern lesbian site. Note. I have all these decorations
for a Pride stream that did the other day, and
I took them down. They're literally they're super cute. I'm
(16:27):
leaning on one right now. Okay, it's way too far
down the floors. I can't get it. The pillow is cute.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
It's sort of like it's like it's Pride colors, but
not really. It's kind of like a hipster Pride, you know.
I mean, like they're not really like bright red, right yellow,
and it's just right.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then yours is like a deviation from the traditional colors.
It's like red green, right now colors.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So I thought our guest who was supposed to be
on the show today might enjoy it, but he's not here.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
So okay, Lesbian is All Hell Chicago. Looking back now,
I was gay gay gay as a kid, saying when
I was eight years old and I straight up asked
my babysitter if I could see her tits. I did
not ask that. She refused, of course, and told my
parents I was being a little weirdo. But they're the
only ones who know I asked that to this day,
(17:13):
now I can see all the tits I want consensually.
Of course, you know, I never had a babysitter growing up.
Wait what mm hmmm, how I can I can ask
mom to verify, but I never remember having a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Your dad's also hella terrified that something that's gonna happen
to your entire life.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I mean I did, I did? I mean no, because
my sister.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Tell the story about the time you were in Jamaica
and you're on a horse or something out in the water.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was not gonna say the time I was locked
in the basement by that one. We've heard that one.
I think, well in the well. I didn't know this
until I got older.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
But like a year or two ago we found out.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, we used to go to Jamaica because I'm half Jamaica,
and then we would go almost every year, and I
remember we went there for my fire dog's name. Am
I telling the story? Sorry, I that was in love everyone.
If you watched the pod or listen, you know. But
my great grandfather's one hundredth birthday celebration, I was in
second grade. I was seven years old. We flew down
(18:05):
to Kingston and we were staying with my mom's uncle.
I believe don't remember his name because we've lost touch,
but they took us to this beach. It was very secluded,
but it was like a local beach. There was a
horseback riding that was happening on the beach. There was
esca each fish being made. They catched the fish and
(18:27):
then make it in a by the way is like
can kill you? What escavach fish? Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Or is Akian fish one of those who can kill
you escavach fish? The other one is then it's actually
can be poisonous, poisonous if it's not prepared correctly.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Your aunt's made it for me, Well, they've been needing
it all these years and they're fine. But esca each fish,
if you never had it, I'm gonna have to make
it for It's absolutely delicious, like the seasoning. It's just incredible.
And they catched the fish and bring it right to
the shack and it was literally like a shack and
then they fry it up in those delicious So anyway,
the horseback riding, though I don't know if I or
if I don't know how it happened. But I was
(19:02):
riding a horse on the beach in Jamaica, one of
my and like one of my favorite experiences. And you'll
not sexualize my beautiful save a horse ride account, my
beautiful childhood experience. It was one of the most beautiful
experiences that I've had. I found out a few years
ago to apparently the whole time I was riding this
horse on the beach, my dad was terrified, like full
blown anxiety attack, and uh yeah, he just yeah, that's
(19:26):
just how he is.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
He thought the horse was going to swim out to
sea with you.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Wait, why did that story come up?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So you said that, because that explains why your parents
never ever got to a babysitter. Like, they didn't trust
anybody with you. You were their baby, you were their
pride and joy to be continued. I'm gonna find out
because I feel like I there had to be a
time where they wanted like a date night or something. Right, actually,
maybe not go with them, maybe not. Yeah, I grew
up in a large family, so all of us kids
just babysat each other. Yeah, very problematic.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, let's go to the next secret agent.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I'm gonna read this one Okay, which one is this
down here? Anonymous male Ooh, we could know them every time,
because we know a man somewhere. I just listened to
the episode with the semen allergy and had to share
that I have a semen allergy to relatability. Were forming
a community. This is amazing. It makes my bussy swell.
(20:17):
Is it bussy or bussy?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Bussy? Right? Bussy? Oh, it's a bussy like a butt
pussy because if you say if, yeah, because if you
say it, but but if you say pussy, it's pussy,
So then I feel like you could. I think it's
you can say either way. I think you're right. I
think the focus is the butt. So it's a busy
bussy or bussy. I feel like I've heard it both ways.
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It makes my bussy swell like nobody's business, and I
don't swallow anymore because I feel like I'm drowning after
wish there was a cure because I'm such a cumpig
at heart bussy or cum pig at heart? Oh wow, Okay,
that's real though, Like semen allergies, that's actually a real thing.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So okay. So many people are to latex like I
have follow up questions then, So because this this makes
me sad. If you really are, like if you love semen,
which it sounds like you do.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
If you're you're a compig, yeah we're laughing with you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But if you are like that and you do love that,
I want you to be able to experience that and
enjoy it. So is they're not like a pill or
something you can take or some type of medication sort
of substitute some scenes. I don't know. That's not the
same because unless it's like what so so you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like they're doing porn videos. I watched this movie years
ago and like they had a fluffer on set and
an a porn video and they had by the side
of the man's penis, they had like a squirter thing
to make it look like the ejaculation is more intense.
Oh wow, like fake big you know come scenes in
porn so much to bleep.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I watched and you know that network like Vice. Yeah,
of course I used to watch it all the times.
They would play The Parkers on repeat. But they have
they have this documentary or this show and it was
about sex workers and it literally was showing them behind
the scenes and I thought it was very fascinat not
in like a sexual way. It's just very fair. I
love we both love finding out about different industries.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Aja loves to be on Facebook and scroll on those
videos where people are making things cakes, well cakes. But then,
like I watch people make cakes, were making like ice
trays or something. It was like it was folding in.
I don't know if that was ice trays. I don't know.
You're watching something that looked like this pink rubber or something.
They kept folding over and over again. They turned it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
He just watched watched people make candy. It's like it's
like melting. They keep like pulling the taffy and yor
like make it into hard candy and then they break.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
It into pieces.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I love those. I love watching people make cakes. And
I'm so fascinated with the idea of putting simple syrup
all over cakes to keep him moist. But then I
was going down a rabbit hole and found out that
makes them super super unhealthy, obviously.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
When it makes some taste delicious. You know what.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I used to watch hairstyles for a while, people who
were bald and had wigs.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I was into that for a minute. You know what what?
Seeh I say, you know what until he steps So
this is full circle moment because have I told the
story before now? Probably No, It's full circle moment because
our guess would like, uh, some simple syrup or syrup
on their cakes. But oh wow, but are not our guests?
(23:10):
Well well you know they are. I feel like all
of our messengers our guests this week because we don't
have to guess. So the anonymous male who we may
or may not know, there's nothing simple about my syrup.
Oh wow, wow, swollen bussy and our bussy, we gotta
figure you gotta let us know you got Remember bussy
sounds weird bussy. It's like a butt. Yeah I know.
(23:30):
You say that with so much confidence right now, and
you're like, yeah, yeah, I know. It's a busy. I
know it's a bussy. Okay, we're gonna take one more
break and then we're gonna come back with more queer
sex secrets. See this last minute?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
All right, it's been a while ride today, things hanging
out with us, Like Professor mess We're not done.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Just yet, though. You got queer sex secrets? MICHAELA? Did
I just call you Michaela? Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So Okay, so real talk. My co co host of
my radio show is named Mikayla, and we host a
show together, a national morning show.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Four hours a day. I am not her. I'm a
mill and I just called Youay we're going to get
into the final secret because I feel disrespected. Wow, But Mikayla,
you know I love you.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
She does think we're getting married, the three of us, right.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Okay, so I'll let you do the final secret too. Well,
you're so generous. I know I'm generous with everything. Okay, Ready,
Jason May wondering if I want something? I know?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, the bussy hungry Jason male, San Francisco. Oh, I'm gay,
but I hate anal sex. Recently found out I might
be what's called a side, Like there's verse top bottom inside.
I guess sides are folks who do everything but the
butt stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Are there any single sides in San Francisco? Just screamed
the name Jason in the Castro District three times, and
I'll appear out of thin air and we can get married.
JK about that thin air parts, but I am looking.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I haven't heard of a sight beside like I hear.
I think like macaroni and cheese or like you know,
broccoli castrole like traditional sides.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're always skippery. That's very and so okay, So they
like everything, but well, here's somebody like this. Here's the thing.
Antal Sex is wonderful. But that makes sense to me,
Like I can see where, if, if, if everybody had
to take this to a larger conversation, because I kind
of talked about this on another network that I work
on recently, we did a whole pride thing and I
(25:27):
was supposed to be telling, you know, queer stories in
my own personal experience, and I kind of I didn't
want to get preachy, but you don't know, uh, you
don't know until you know, right, And so for this
particular uh situation right in the world, it baffles me
that so many people are against people who are different.
(25:50):
And I say that because in what like logical mindset,
doesn't make sense that every single person on Earth in
this in this universe, we're just like a spec in
this massive universe that every single person at least on
this Earth though, is going to have the same attractions,
going to be the same at Like.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, doesn't it like who would want that? There's so
much competition then, Like, if every single person was the
same and we're all competing for the same exact type
of person, that's no fun for everybody. Yeah, we all lose.
The great thing about diversity is that there's something for everyone, right,
and that is okay, And not only is it okay,
it should be celebrated. I've never really heard of the
(26:31):
term side, but I remember, and I was a little
more judgmental back then, but I remember having a friend
years ago in a previous relationship and he was in
a relationship and they would not have like anal. They
just would not have sex because they weren't into it.
I don't think either of them were. I know one
for for sure was not into it. And I remember like, wait,
what then you're not gay? That's what I thought back then.
(26:54):
He's like, no, I'm very much gay. I just don't
want to have ANAL. I don't want it in my butt.
I don't want to do it to somebody. I just
don't want it.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
They say, bet, I don't want it in my butt,
And I was just like h And I was still
like kind of young and arrogant.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I was like, Oh, I think you just haven't experienced
the right way yet, I mean, that's absurd to think
about now, but back then that's what I believe.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
People don't like it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, it's like it's like people who don't understand like
bisexuality or a sexuality or the difference between sexuality and gender.
You know, and there's so many layers to it all.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But just let people be what they want to be.
Let people be what they want to be. But yeah,
and I don't want to we don't want to come
off as preachy. But also, like I think where I
get frustrated honestly is there's so many resources and ways
to educate yourself, right, and I know that our messengers
and our listeners who are are listening and watching this
pot aren't like this. So this is for the people
(27:41):
who are not listening.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They maybe take this out and around you.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
But there's so much information out there that it really
does baffle me that we can have I don't want
to call it ignorance, but it is ignorance. And just
before you go condemning or judging one look, enter and
focus on you and what's going on in your life,
and then just let people their lives and a lot
of each other.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think that's actually the issue. I think that's part
of the root of the problem is that people don't
want to focus on themselves. They don't want to look
at their own flaws and shortcomings, so they want to
point them out in others.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Right. We talked about this the other night at your cousins. Yeah. Yeah,
they're they're they're focused on you know, what is it?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The splinter in somebody else's eye and a log in
theirs the wording of it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
But but they it's easy to.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Throw stones and glasshouses. Yeah, and it detracts from all
the individual people do not want to look at in
their own lives, and that's unfortunate. But it also gives
you some sense of peace if you are on the
receiving end of somebody's judgment, because you know it has
nothing to do with you and everything to.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Do with them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
And I think that is a message not just for
the queer community, just for the month of Pride. I
think it's a message for all humans. Three hundred and
sixty five days a year. You know what other people
think of you, none of your business, Yeah, does not
matter in any way, shape or form. And that is
something I've had to really work on and continue to
work on in their factory years.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, it's easy to to to.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
To hear, you know, one hundred positive things than one negative,
whether it's on social media or maybe it's a friend
or a family member who judges or condemns you.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I mean, focus on the one. Think about it, lady
god Got said it best. There could be one hundred
people in the room and ninety nine people support you,
that's right. And it's that one person who says after
you you and you're like, oh my goodness, and that
oh it was not that. I think that's backwards. Oh okay,
got it. Get Bradley Cooper, you're one of them. Can
we just talk about that for remember that time in
(29:30):
life when they were going on their press tour like
that was just it was it was before the pandemic.
I remember what's her name in the in the subway
went viral for singing shallow and the microphone, and all
of a sudden she was on The Ellen Show and
then we went into a quarantine and it was just
that just feels like ages ago.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And it was you think, speaking of sex, that they
were going to f on that piano at the Oscars.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It was an intense moment. It was God. I remember
at the time, I was at Clever and we were
doing rumor patrol and that created like a lot of
rumors I had every single week. It was like our
Lady got Guy and Bradley Cooper dating, Our Lady got
Gott and Bradley Cooper Arena shake. It was just wild. Anyway, y'all,
this has been a fantastic episode. Normally we would uh uh,
(30:11):
you know, do with our guests, you know, confess your mess.
I think instead of that, today, well we can't confess
our mess. Our mess is we are stressed as all
get out with this wedding. And hopefully you're not sick
of us talking about the wedding, but we really don't
care because it is stressful.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But we if you're not paying for it, you don't
get to talk.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Correct. But no, I there are some things going on privately,
and I will say today and the last the last
twenty four hours have been really rough for me. And
I'm not going to talk about it just because it's
a private matter. But just know that when we do
share our our our content and and and and share
(30:50):
you know, photos and videos and all the different things
that we share from the wedding. I want you to
know that we're sharing it one because it's an expression
of our love too, because I want to be able
to look back years later and remember these moments. But
also because also there's so many people who aren't able
to come who I want to experience those moments, specifically
(31:11):
from so many.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
People who can't even imagine the opportunity to marry the
yes all over the world.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's just we don't take for granted. We like we
talked about TikTok earlier, and we posted a TikTok and
a reels the other day, first Day of Pride, and
it was a mantra, I am safe or I'm beautiful,
I am loved, I am safe, I am free. I
don't need to be like them, I just need to
be like me. And there were quite a few comments,
because you know, when you post these things, it goes
(31:37):
all around the world and people are saying, I can't
be safe. Yeah, They're like, I'm not free, and it
was it broke my heart because I think sometimes, you know,
we do take it for granted. I know we have
our challenges and things that we're fighting for, specifically in
this country and this nation. But it really broke my
heart to think that there are people which already knew,
but there are people who are seeing our love and
(31:57):
seeing our expression, and they can't express and they can't
be who they are and be free.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
So I had a friend from my childhood reach out
to me a couple of days ago on the first
day of Pride and come out to me at age
forty one and says, only a couple of people know,
and she works for a church. She's very much involved
in her church and really struggling with it right now
and this is twenty twenty two, and said that seeing
our content has made her feel more comfortable in her
(32:25):
own skin, but she still can't tell her family. So listen,
the fight continues. It is what it is. But we
want to make sure that when you stop by our
podcast every week, you know that you were loved your
sill appreciate you so deeply. And also in regards to
the content of our wedding, we're sharing for a couple
of reasons that Emil just mentioned, but we're also going
(32:46):
to share because we're going to look dope, as we're
going to look so fly, and we are going to
look so cute, and we spend so much time on
these looks.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
We want you to see them, and we are going
to keep it coming. You see this right here, if
you're watching, if you're watching, you know on YouTube, this
is all well, that stuff never ending. It's never ending
love and fabulousness on this podcast and we will continue
to shower you with pride and love and just swollen
bussies or bussy and yeah, anyway, this has been a
(33:17):
fantastic episode. This again, it was a rough twenty four
hours really never oh no, this is so long. So
we are so happy that you joined us for this episode.
We really appreciate it. And make sure, like Aj said,
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