September 1, 2025 • 48 mins
The posse continues their assault against The Great Darknesses forces during the Third War. Finally the engage in their final face off with the Bell Witch....
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Begetting of the initiative, Nash. What is ellen On doing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ellen On is going to, I guess an annihilate sky
this group.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
He's already kind of hurt because Zach Hdham, so you
might be able to wipe him out.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
All right, So I'm just gonna do one bow attack
for now, one arm, one harm song.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I rolled in that twenty so twenty five definitely hit
critical hit? Is that a critical hit?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That is a critical hit?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Critical thirty four damage?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, that's that's that's super dead. Actually, it's a super
dead mob of undead. They're gone, do you like? They're not?
They don't even have like bones left on the court,
on the field. It's just a black smudge where they
were standing.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hey, this goes up to our viewers.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I think Nash needs a critical hit counter because that
has to be number seven.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, that's all right. Let me hold on, I have
one more thing I can do.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yep, you move forward.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I'm trying to bring in term of thirty Okay,
So I'm gonna move. I'm gonna move thirty feet towards
this tribu shit some more around here, and I'm gonna
check me. Oh oh frick. Okay, okay, a uh throw
real quick easy almost not twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, So the black puddle right here, as you pass by,
it shoots out a tendril that kind of looks like
a serpent striking its prey. But you expertly do your
little fucking kind of a shoulder. I just do it
shoulder like maybe like a low sumrsault, you know, like
were you're real cool to the ground and you like
(02:01):
a little and then you're just on the catapult. Sweet,
So it didn't didn't break your stride at all?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Nice, all right? So then I'm gonna freaking attack this catapult.
So okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm reading. Sorry, I should have read before. Yo, how
much decks does this Travis shit have?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Not a lot?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And it's a it's a stationary object that so like it.
Would he fail a would he fail a sixteen deck save.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I I would probably just let you fucking have him
fall automatically.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
There'd be no role, all right. Cool, So I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna use my little tambourine and I'm okay, do
like a shock wave with my tambourine because I'm cool
like that, and he's gonna take only twenty five damage. Bro,
I rolled like three twos. That's terrible. Twenty five damage.
Wink fives a lot, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And deafened for one minute.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Damn Homie can't hear. Homie's literally in a war zone.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well the trouble Sha can't here, Bro, the crew, the
crew manning it can't here. Yeah, eat anything else was
in it? That's it. Talk to pretty sick turn, Pretty
sick turn, Alex. You're up. The question is that? So
can I row our kana to see if that little
polygon bullshit in the background, if I could add an
(03:21):
extra square to it and break it? Which polygon? Use
your laser? Oh that's back here, dude. You want to
add something to the magic circle?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, I see If I if I add like a triangle,
it like breaks up. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm not gonna say you can't, but you definitely can't
do it from with one hundred and forty feet.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What I have teleport spells? Okay more more, Well, I
don't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I put it.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I put devon on there, I put a four leaf clover.
I'll get a put I'll put control.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, and then what whose drunk is it be really.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So can I like roll to see if it's possible. Okay,
so I'm not going to say it's not possible. So
the spell circle is carved into the landscape, so you
will need to do you will also need to carve
into the landscape. So whatever spell you use or whatever
(04:20):
you do to change the circle will have to basically
produce the same kind of like like you need you
need to convince you need to use something that convinces
you could do whatever they first place you cut out
like three times. You need to do. You need to
convince me that you have something that lets you draw
the circle the way they did originally so that you
(04:42):
can edit it essentially, So tell me what spell, what
you're going to.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And add blood to it. That's how Diablo works. Bro
does that extra blood to it make more lines.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
They carved this out of the earth itself with fire
and earth magic, so you need to do something that
kind of like falls with them that same vein or
else it won't be considered a part of the magic circle.
And I should have made your rolling Arcani check for that.
But I am four year's deep right now.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Can I ask a question? So if the earth were
to become fucked up.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That would break the circle.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Might not fully break it, but it would definitely delay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
M interesting things.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Could turn into a big exposure. By the way, that's fine.
That's brought a bath of crystals.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You put it in a cup.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Throws, We'll put it in a cup.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Bro send the dragon, ok just kick.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The Okay, So I'll have soul cage. I know that does.
You don't have to refresh me. I need refresh my stuff.
Whose soul's gold? And what cage? And how tall is
the jar?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Nobody a jar?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I have an infinite jar of the back holding is infinite.
It's definitely like the size of a small officer closet.
All right, enough with the dumb ship, let's do I
don't think it is going to be the end of
the dumb ship, unfortunately for me. So I don't know
why you're saying that. I feel like y'all are going
(06:27):
to do crazy things that I don't expect all the
time as you should. Well you, Yeah, it's far away.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's try. It's within, it's within ranges fireballs with the fireball.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Assume it's bad. Bitch is a bad bitch bitching to die.
That is thank you for bringing that up. The bell
witch like you what you didn't murder? Remember she ran,
she ran away.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
This is miss harp She looks like a goddamn bill
killing this bitch, bro polymorph, don't what you want from me?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Wait? Wait is she dead undead? Now? You didn't kill
her originally? I mean undead?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Wait, she's technically a bitch. She's that's enough a medium monstrosity.
So her breast smells undead. She's not medium, She's a
monstross smells rank. She's not undead. Frederick, what is she?
(07:36):
She said, she's an abomination. She's a harpy. What is that?
Technically classified as humanoid?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
He is a humanoid? Plus, you're good interesting?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
So like, she's not a fiend?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No or an undead fuck? Things come from the abyss.
She comes from pandemonium real hell yeah, Pnemonium doesn't really
have like a species because nothing comes from there. Everything
goes there?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Bon Is she undead?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes or not? He's not undead? Up so that five times? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, sorry, I'm to kill my.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yes or no, yes or no? I need a yes
or answer? Please, thank you. I'm saying too many.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Words I've said like no words.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But is she undead though? But yes or no? Yes
or no to my question?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Did you tell me if this can work while they're
still alive?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What's the called okage?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I mean she looks like that if she's alive though,
Thanks ugly bro, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Tell you in your mind, I'm a dumb ass. It
literally says like big letters, as it does, as it does,
as it does, and then you can do stuff with
the soul. So yeah, now I'm just doing the fireball. Okay,
I'm gonna blast.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I can all that ship?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
How long is fireballs range? Ship? Fuck me? Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So can I shoot? Can I aim and like you know,
hit this too? Maybe I could? Maybe I could superheat
the rocks where it doesn't like fox up the letters?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Wait where are you aiming?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now? Here? Or here? A line? Okay? Yeah, you can
certainly try. Okay, the twenty I hit that bitch told
you guess that level three she's going to use a
legendary action.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Oh waste some good way, have counter spell on your
fire Go ahead on a counter.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Spell on all my fireball.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Of all things, you're trying to break up the magic circle. Obviously,
she's gonna counter spell. Bro, I'm letting her. If I
didn't want to have said that, you would have done that.
Kill that bitch.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
All right, we're sending the homies. I can't grab them.
I can't grab them. It's awkward dinner, bro, exactly, damn it.
Jesus Christ, leave lay ing PCs alone. I'm grabbing PCs.
They come with me. Jump the hell right here.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Guy gonna die.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
She's non playable, cunt.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, all right, listen, listen, this man is getting hit
from all angles. Get ready for some d twenties.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Okay, you know we're still winning that situation, right, I
don't understand still winning?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Ay, So quinn A truly motherfuckers ain't going to hit,
but imagine hits with that motherfucker twenty that critic cool, Okay,
he has he has also a secondary attack on that.
That secondary attack be hold on holding, hold on, holding grift.
I'll be a seventeen so flubbing from there.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm plumbing it, plumbing it, my nub. There's a dude
we were playing rematch and his name was called nub Plubbing,
So the whole time we were just like, I'm plumbing
my nub I'm plumbing.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'm plumbing.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What the heck?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It's so funny, What a fun game.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Uh, if only Quentin would show me how to play it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He s not working so late.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
My will whoa, whoa, I'm not gonna make you some money.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
We did stuff all weekend.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Lady gotta get that bread.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I got that bitch to twenty five amage and oh
there's like half an undead left just crawling at you.
Don't worry, he's about to get drugged back to the abyss.
They've literally got two hell that he has I do
one day.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It doesn't say it, It doesn't say I just go command, command, Command, Command, command.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And it all turn me be talking about right now.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It just takes an action.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
What does command undead?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, it's probably a pretty preliminary spell.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's my fourteen. It's my level fourteenth skill for Necromancy
or School of Necromancy.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh sorry, you can.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You can use magic being undead under your control as
an action. You could choose one undead he' saits in
sixty feet of you as past charisma check, which all
these motherfuckers are stupid. Say in passing that.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, Quentin, if it doesn't say yes or no that
it's probably no.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Why are you smiling, Quentin?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You wanna get out of here.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Because that's what you told me earlier about my fucking guardian.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah no, yeah, you can't use it as many times
you want. Bro, everybody's listen. You didn't hear that, Quentin here?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
What but you didn't hear anything I said.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, that's you and that's the end dead all right,
that's me guy, you're up?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Hell yeah, I'm ready. Okay, first of all, because I've
been fucking slacking on this ship. I for I'm gonna
take two steps to the boot boom. I'm gonna end
right there.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Take me at dexterity saving throw make yeah, made starity
do it. Sorry to break your stride, but you literally
walked right over the piddle.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I walked around it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You're with the nash was fifteen feet away and he
got hit with this ship.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
So it's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well I didn't get a hit with him because eighteen
guy also just does like a full cartwheel past this shit.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Also, is it poison? What is it?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
You haven't been hit with it, so I can't tell.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You specks to suck brush. Okay, now if I can
do what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, continue your turn.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I'm gonna pheromone spores the bell, which okay, because I've
not been doing that and that is my job. Okay,
So we get advantage on all our attacks on that
fucking skanky asshole.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Sounds good?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, and then I'm gonna send one of my little
mushrooms okay, to touch spell her.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
How far can they want?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
That's what I we never clarified that.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Let's see here, Oh what is they get launched there
by the catapult?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Where did I write this information?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Now I have is oh wait speed thirty feet?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Just kidding, I did have that information.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
So what if okay, what if I use them on
Freck's turn? Freck moves and then I make it their
turn and they get off frecs back.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Sure, okay, so let me.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Finish what I'm doing. Then I'm gonna turn into a
fire elemental. Yeah as always, easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl.
With that, I don't think I can really reach anybody
at this moment, but that's okay, because we're building, kay h,
(15:22):
fuck it, I can now go fifty feet Fuck this bitch.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
I'm going to this bitch's the tin feet you already moved, okay,
forty feet okay, perfect on the money, yep, and I'm
gonna multi attack, so it's gonna be two touch tacks.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay. You approach this acolyte and they're just like, you'll
never defeat the bell Witch. She's seventeen.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Do I mean you have to roll for? Which is
both of them? Seventeen and fourteen?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
If I defeat you, the bell Witch will get me
lad pillow later. Yeah the fuck? They rest your head
and someone in the background big dopes. Oh yeah, they're
both paying cool thing eighteen damage. Cute?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Oh so cute?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Damn. Okay, that's like a half half fuck.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Okay, and then one, only one of my mushlings is
gonna get on the back of Frek's back. Freck can
move forty feet okay, hear me out right, Sorry, Freck,
We're gonna have to do it to you, Fred castoral dexterity.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Correct, it doesn't come out towards unintelligent being.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh yeah, Frek, you're dumbest shit.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Anything with like an eight or lower intelligence isn't gonna
be affected by the puddles.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Bushling can now reach the bell Witch. Oh whoa Clift Junior.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, they pop up proud.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Gonna slap the belwich with contagion. Yeah, which we're gonna do.
We'll do intelligence checks, so it's mind fire. The creature's
mind becomes feverish. The creature has disadvantage on intelligence checks
and intelligence saving throws. The creature behaves as if it's
(17:16):
under the effects of confusion during this?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Does she get a saving throw for this? What is
she gonna be? Thank you?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Hear you speaking to myself? Okay, just spell saved DC.
Probably they are fifteen.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Uh I guess I should have asked what kind of
constitution saving throw? Yeah, she got a seven, but she's
going to use a legendary resist. Hey, I'm drowning her
to succeed instead. And so Cliff Junior runs up, taps
her shin, and she sneezes and launches Cliff Junior backwards
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twenty feet.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I hope you know that just made me so mad.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
That was the point. I want you to hate this bitch.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Wait, so she already I already hate this bitch, and
that was trying a fifth level spell.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Just let her use all these legendary things.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, it's Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I thought that was my eighth level spell and I
was actually gonna crash out.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
But we're good.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why all right?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
What is this big thing again? Remind me your ass?
Oh yeah, sorry, I just wasn't looking at the mapware
talking about it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Guys, were you I was. I can't throw the ball
right now.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
She never wants to play fetch right now. She just
really wants to fitch.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I'm so fucking drunk. I'm sorry, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Okay, all right, shit, all right, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You're yeah, okay, you can't land on a half square?
Got sorry, bit dog, My bad on. I don't spend
hours learning how to fucking lock the grid cop appropriately
for you to not use the fucking no offense nice taking.
It didn't actually take me an hour, It took me
twenty minute.
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Speaker 4 (20:11):
That I can see within range, but it doesn't tell
me what my range is.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What I mean if it says see within range, it's
whatever your eyesight can see, so you can see everything
on this battlefield.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
How many magic how many legendary resistances has she used?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I can't tell you she's used one. I was about
to say, I can't tell you how she has, but
she has used one. Okay, cool, Directly behind her this
middle obelisk.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Thank you, You're welcome. I'm going to cast magic circle. Okay,
I'm just gonna throw my hand up. It's gonna surround it.
Blah blah blah. We talked about it earlier. It is
a third level spell. Okay again and again.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She is.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Actually casting time is one minute.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Damn. She actually can't cast another spell this round. Doesn't
have enough legendary act. Oh wait, but counter spells a
reaction counter sell her counter show your counter spell. Just
she only cast at a level three. She doesn't have
very high spell slots.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
W Alex W.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So she goes to counter spell sorry magic.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
She can't cast. Well, no, that's a reaction.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sorry. Yeah, I made her use a legendary action last
time to cast a spell, and she used two of
her three points, and since it hasn't been around since,
she can't do it again. But I forgot that. Oh well,
so this will be her last counter spell for the
round because you only get one reaction to turn. But
since I had her use a legendary action counter spell
the last one, technically she can do it twice. I
(21:59):
see your favor, Alex. It's it's just a level three
counterspell would be super easy to counter spell her. Well
I was I was ooshed to you. Okay, So she
goes to counterspell your magic circle like imagine fire, getting
whipped by the wind for half a second, but then
comes back stronger. She does her thing, you see thet'tle
hangle it and the whole thinking that.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
What's his name? Did wow when he healed all those people,
just like and doing well?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, how big is this?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
It is twenty feet sorry, ten foot radius twenty foot
tall cylinder?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, info radius is a twenty foot diameter.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So yes, so twenty by twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It perfectly, oh shit, perfectly encompasses this. I don't have
anything other than frost or fire. Well I guess I
could do. No. Yeah, therey so I'm dead, cannot escape it.
You inverse the effect so that at it protects anything
outside of the snirkle fucks up anything that spawns inside.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yes, she's going the entire fight.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah. She looks over her shoulder, sees what you did,
and turns back and hisses at you.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I'm gonna shoot her in the teeth.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That actual? Are you gonna move it on? Are you?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I just moved. I just moved, So I'm gonna go
ahead and I'm gonna shoot her in the teeth.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Can you do that? You have your bonus action? Still?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yes, so does a seventeen hit just hits. Okay, cuck cool,
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Where is it?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
No one, no, no way, just my at yes, do
car needed No no, no, my baby woke up.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
So twenty five damage.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Bitch hisssing me again. She hisses again, looking for he
as peach. Here you go from confident to like ah
uh coo cool cool.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
That is going to bring us to kroybrab what zebra
doing same thing as before around any of these guys.
He missed both, so doesn't matter. Okay, Croy, you're up all.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Right, So I am going to bring wall Hoota and
myself up close.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
How high are you flying right now? Let's say forty
feet off the ground. Okay, I just got it.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Let me just more smart, don't go any lower, look
at Let me just clarify the distance. How far I'm
going eel in.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It's so cute, all right, so.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Damn it, change back. I'm gonna stop about here. Yeah,
and I am going to actually harn that's better. I'm
gonna use.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Ope zex camera fill ope the dog cam.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Perfect all right. Sorry, I just want to make sure
I'm not going to catch Cliff Junior in this.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He's expendable.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
You're getting attacked.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm sorry. You can always be re summoned.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
After I go to bed.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, how much hell do they have? He might have
taken enough damage from fucking getting shot backwards.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You'll v I'm a dog. Oh god, miracle.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
To clarify something, his dragon's breath only went up by
one die?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What would it normally be ten D six as a
large or huge or as a large creature? His on?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Let me find the patrol quick. There it is right now?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Is yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Under perfected bond, he becomes a large strike and his
breath weapon would go up to ten D six at
fifteenth level, But since you made him a huge dragon,
you said, it goes up by one more, so it's eleven.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Now wait wait dy six when you reach level fifteen,
what was it before d fours? No, it was eight
D six eighty six, so make it twelve D six
twelve all right, Yeah, to keep with the plus two theme,
I would recommend rolling that in the cha at a
lot of sixes.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I mean, he said, I got this.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Are you saying you don't trust me?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
No? I do, I do, I do. I just I
just didn't know you had twelve D six is like that. Okay,
he's pumin corrected. I forget how much of a dice
gobblin you are? My bad I am.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
I'm a dice goblin. I love dice anyway. So we're
gonna fly. I'm fly close. I'm gonna angle it just right.
I'm gonna catch whoever the fuck this is, and I'm
gonna try and hit them out, which, okay, it's it's
a thirty foot cone, so I have just enough space
to hit them all. What oh that's for the cone?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, I think it's actually a little bit bigger. Hold up,
because we're basing this all off of adult red dragon.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Actually, yeah, that's right. But the ability on my pay
on my on the ranger thinks says thirty foot. But
if you're we're basing it off of an adult red dragon,
what's his breath attack?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Like? Does the range change it all? When they go
from medium to large?
Speaker 7 (27:37):
The range doesn't change, but the damage does. I I'll
double check real quick, adult red dragon. It's a sixty
foot cone. It's eighteen D six.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know about that. We could maybe make a
forty feet with the twelvey six.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Okay, yeah, what do you mean you're limiting him. Yeah, okay,
so what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I make the rules.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Okay, So Broke as an action out thirty foot cone, breath,
perfected bond large, Rake Kroszler sigh, She writes, Drake.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Blah, Cliff Junior is like just close enough that he turns.
He turns around, and one side of him is just
like cooked, well done, kind of like a like a
little not fire, not fire, it's called I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
He's shivering.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
He's like, oh yeah, I guess he's not all toastyail.
He's clemming time behind you. Hannah scared the ship out
of me. I was like, she's waiting for a chance
to strike.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, so I gonna roll. Do I need to make ax?
I gotta make a dexterity saving true?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Sorry, you goddamn I think so, let me double check
just to make sure. Yeah, Drake's breath man, Oh, hold on,
I can pick any damage. It doesn't have to match
his essence. Never mind. If that's the case, I fire
just seems so generic. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna make it
(29:00):
a I'm gonna make it a big old blastic cold Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The bell witch well what's the DC? I should say
what I got?
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Each creature on the cone must make a dexterity saving
throw against my spell saved DC.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, so my eighteen and then the little one maybe
a h eleven nine.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah, my spell save is eighteen. She just barely made it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, so she'll take half and then the other one
will take four. Yeah, roll that damage.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Hey, quick question? Does my spell DC change with my level?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, it's eight plus your proficiency bonus plus your your
spell casting ability score modifier. The level sixteen year proficiency
bonus is a plus five. That's eight plus five is
thirteen plus for you would be your wisdom save your
wisdom modifier, which is what plus what plus three? Yeah?
(29:56):
So sixteen? Oh col shit, I I don't know. We'll
know as soon as I have damage.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
So the witch will take twenty five points of damage.
The other dude will take fifty one.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, other dude's gone, just like scorched off the face
of the earth. There's a shadow looking like when you
get hit by an atomic blast and it's just the
dust on the wall behind you. That's exactly what just
happened here about with cold damage.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Like it for a flat fraction of a second. You
saw him freeze over and then just ruptured into tiny,
minuscule sharp Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's like snowflakes on the ground basically right. Yeah, absolutely demolished.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
And in addition to that, I am also going to
take some pot shots.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Better I would expect, no less.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Let me just clarify something real quick. Actually, hold on,
hold me, hold on? Do I want to Is it
worth it? I would get, but it would take up
my concentration slot. M h I thought about something, but no,
I need to put her verse.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
David bang it up. R.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Harrison wants to know if you will take him the things.
At some point, I've decided.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
I've decided what I'm doing. If you was going to
go that way for work, I was going to use
a spell, but I'm not going to do it. I'm
just gonna take.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
A pot shot. Oh okay, you can say no it's
a mite.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Because I'm going to Stone Crust after I leave.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Tanker does a twenty one hit, Yes, absolutely all right.
On contact with the attack, I am going to have
I'm going to activate my favorite foe ability M harpies. No,
just like if I hit somebody, I can designate them
my enemy.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, you say a little racist slur towards harpies in
the back of your mind, and then you get extra damage.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
I know how it works, and it increased.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Its funny.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Sorry, I'm trying to read and I'm a little distracted.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
No, you'd have to be funny if you can be funny.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
It was so rough the other night, Quintin. They had
like six jokes and none of them blanded.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
They didn't, They didn't at all.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
So I do an extra D eight on my attack
damage so it hit. I'm gonna roll damage m hm.
So it's two D eight. I'm gonna add a third
because of favorite foe D eight date.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I want to take you a minute. Huh, let's see
me or Quentin.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
No, that's you.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You seemed really really proud of.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Your change five. See.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
But so that's in damage eighteen damage and yes, and
can I actually use Whuta's reaction even though it's our turn?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Gonna use Whuta's reaction to use a few strikes, okay,
and he it's going to add an E six of
cold damage.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, point matters three.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Cold damage on the on the bell witch. How's she
looking after that attack?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
She's fine.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
I'm gonna hit her again.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Find yes, she's she's actually doing pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay, alright, but doing pretty good.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
I got him, okay, okay, NAT twenty fuck okay, yeah,
this one, he's still pretty good. This one doesn't get
the favorite paux bonus unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah good.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Of course, nine damage doubled, so that's eighteen damage, so
pretty good, chunk, and I don't get the infew strikes
this time. I use that.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, at the end of your turn, she is going
to use a legendary action and use an ability called
shriek Pulse. So she's going to use a thirty foot cone.
Pretty sure? Oh yeah, towards you make me a strength
saving throw. Make will whute makes a strength saving throw.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Hold on, hunt, I have spulled up. Let me just okay,
so I make the strength and okay, so it doesn't
get strength. Doesn't it get like a plus some strength
because it's a large creature.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
And I'm looking at I'm looking at the adult red
Dragon page. It doesn't say so, yeah, damn it?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Would you get thirteen fail? Wait?
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Hold on, oh he doesn't get proficiency?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Never mind?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Does he get proficiency because of no no, no proficiency. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Fuck. So you both begin falling out of the sky
and are going to land and be knocked thrown. So
that's forty feet. You only need to start taking damage
after ten.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
So damn he had a really high bonus, but I
rolled really low. I'm just rolling so shit.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
From there, you're both gonna take ten damage and land
on the ground. And then as you land within the
range of this.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Puddle, yep, it's gonna grab at me.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
It's gonna gw it's gonna shoot a black stirfent and
since you're prone, you're gonna automatically fail your check.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Fuck of course it's me.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
It's almost like I planned for you guys to have
a flying creature. Yeah, all right, you make me a
wisdom savings.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Hey, let's down to that. I'm down to that, all right,
So wisdom saving throw, you said, yep, let me just
check something, okay, So making sure.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Damn it thirteen.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Okay you failed. Yeah. So as you land and the
tendril touches you, you look up. You don't see a tendril.
You see the chieftain laying in the puddle with his
guts build out across the ground in front of you,
and he looks you in the eye and says, this
is all your fault. You could have just married my
(36:09):
daughter and become the chieftain. But no, now I'm here
fighting your war, bleeding out on somebody's dirt I don't
even know. And then your snap back to reality is
it fades back into a black puddle. Mechanically speaking, you
will have disadvantage on your next attack. Sounds above right.
That is going to bring us to Cliff, who is
(36:32):
going to scoop up Balto and Cliff Junior two and
use instead of attacking, he's going to double move this turn,
which for him is eighty feet Jesus, Yeah, he's pretty fast.
He's just saying to catch up with guy. He's got
like balto and his shoulder and he's like pacing and
he turns and Balta's like, hello, I am being carried.
(36:55):
I love you, as he like pets the back of
Cliff's helmet. I have just met you and I already
love you. You are my best friend. So that spends back
around like, Babe, you left our child with me, which
is fine, but like, what's up with the dog.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
He's your best friend now, okay, and he's my best
friend and I've adopted him.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
He is gonna put Cliff Junior on freks back with
Bob and Sure of Fire Elemental right now, and you
can and then that is gonna bring us back too.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Ellen On, all right, I'm gonna attack this stupid trivius
Shae again because I'm over here still.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Does a ten hit? Is it stationary?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is stationary? I don't know if a ten is gonna
be enough. It might have been like a glancing shot
kind of moment where like the angle was bad and
it kind of deflects off of the wood.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Well, all right, well frick you know, freak indeed, freaking frack.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna synaptic static him.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, he's gotta make.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
A and tell wait, hold on, what is the save?
I don't know where the save is at. Oh, intelligence
has to be to sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It fails. That hasn't zero, It has literally zero intelligent
nice twenty six sandwich. It is going to fall apart
into pieces night. You have destroyed.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
It, sweet.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
From my final move, I'm going to move thirty feet
this way away from this thing, so it can't destroy Megan.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
There we go, all right, Alexander, pretty far back there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Listen, bitch, Okay, Number one, half ft up is the delment.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
She's she looks like she's kind of getting there a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
She's kindly getting there a little bit.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, gotta get in there. If I roll like perceps,
she could I get a graph of how fucked up
she is? Yeah, sure, half Yeah, I'm not gonna draw
you a graph, but I'll give you like a percentage.
I guess you roll high enough. Alcohol is starting to wear. Ops,
he might not be able to get away with too
much shit. I would need more. Mala la la.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Double up makes one of wise.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
So a sixteen question mark geese probably sitting around order
if not a little lower.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so let me do,
let me do yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
How number one this guy about duck right, Yeah, I
mean you're basically about to fucking skirt past them all like,
all right.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
We're gonna can that Well this person get hit with
a fucking uh with a fifteen Yeah, okay, see basketball,
hit that motherfucker with a fifteen.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
And something.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Baker have one of little boom boom. That a little
boom boom, that'll be a that'd be a little tenle
on that right hood.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah think, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Sorry, oh motherfuckers about the Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
They both have the moment sweaty. Then they both have
thirty five question mark.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
It's true. Well, I said, don't tell me how fast
we go thirty.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Please, I will do it.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Boom boom their boom.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
So that won't be.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
So I'll have Sea Bass punch his hole. Yeh, fuck it,
I'm just gonna do it. We're gonna cast Let's just
save us, not Sea Bass. So uh yeah, we're gonna
have that person hit twenty that bitch hit. That bitch
smacked the fuck out of him. Seed bet hit that
person to natch tony. Uh yeah, yeah, bitch in his mouffa.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
So he draws the cup out of his pocket and
just smacks her with it. That old noise too, yeah,
like a tuning fork like and so we'll do the
double damage.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I rolled a flat six plus I got one thing
plus two, okay, so that is feen. Okay. Then the
mage AND's gonna shoot this hoe with the motherfucking big
old or nacerous crossbow not really how big they have
(41:36):
multi attack, so that means I get to shoot two
shots at the crossbow has a loading property. If he
uses it, doesn't really get a bonus action. Yeah, fuck it, whatever,
I don't give a ship we'll get it's the fantasy world.
Let's just say it has two shots per crossbowsla. Yeah, buddy,
(41:57):
that one's pretty fucking depressing. Okay, we got a fucking
that was god a fucking shitty. If they hit a
seventeen to break the a c oh well they only
I only did one, so the shot didn't hit. I
did fifteen plus four okay, and then that would be
like cross boom, and that would be little, a bit
(42:18):
little boom. He walks down?
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Or or.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Why did you make a grab? He asked for a grab?
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Lad, I'm here? So how many? How many am I from?
Miss bitch? Fifteen? All right, we're gonna move up a couple.
How How long is this little mofucker here gonna reach
my ass?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
You know what I mean? That won't hit cebas oh
it won't. I won't talk end up over here, bebus
is because you haven't moved. Nobody left, oops, Gary, so many.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
He was carrying people carry two people, his son and
his adopted son.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
All right, I'm casting Manabu Sabanuza. Uh I am Balto.
I am actually miss losing son.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Adopted casting danse maca Browbey. Okay you say that ship anyway,
Balto is kind of Belos's son in a way. Who Balto?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
He's Lozan's adopted son, and so by consequence your adopted son.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't know if these dudes have can I like
attack when they come out? These guys have fucking.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Not even not even skipping of you here. I don't know.
I'm focusing. You're right, that's my bad. I'm trying. I'm
trying to broad the adhd bear right now, and you're
fighting back the good fight.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Fuck you. Dame's bonus attacks.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Tar suit Let's and he decided to appreciator.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
It doesn't say I can't move him, go for it?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Okay, about it?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
We do five and then motherfucking zone base me. Can
you give me?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Let me give a Oh yeah, oh, let's do one. Okay.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
So does she resemble a black couldron at all?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Or was that thirty?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:29):
I remember she turned into she was a black cauldron
that turned into her last sum saw her.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't remember this. Oh what am I doing? Bro? Holy?
Last time you saw her was in Cactus Bluff with
Lucas Blackwood and what's his name?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
What was the time?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
We just we It wasn't really her, but it was.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Like that, not the belge. Are you guys killed? Yeah,
you guys killed? Mother leads at Cactus Bluff. Corey fucking
stuck a rifle up to the base of her skull
and fucking blew her brains out across the concrete.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Sorry, it's the brain damage talking my back.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
You're only a little inevigated and a lot of brain.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Damaged and a lot of brain damage.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
That concrete hit hard, brom I you be hitting hard.
It's got hands, bro, It's got fucking hands. So all right,
they'll bitch be hitting just saying so.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Out of the six of the dudes, one guy doesn't
get because he naturally failed. So it's like eighteen eighteen,
twenty fifteen, fourteen before my plus thirteen on their attack,
and then from there we did do to do. Believe
you just want.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
To think it seventeen. I'm gonna let you do all
the math on your end, because I'm.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I'm doing the math I'm doing I'm doing it fast.
Don't worry, I don't worry. Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
For Homo said eighteen eighteen, twenty fourteen, shifteen.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
He's got the he's got the roster bro. I don't
know what tell you?
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yea, yeah, I really saw these obelisks were going to
be more of a problem.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Who says they're not.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Well, they're about to be handled so.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Absolutely for then I do actually do you do?
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Man?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Well we shall be for the will we That would be.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Eighty damage?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
God fuck eighty.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
How would you like to do this? Oh? Don't wait.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
I like you.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
I wanted to finger death so lady, so bad.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
You can you can totally do whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Okay, you do whatever you want. Im finger deafinitily, I'll
about you. You give me your soul, and I'm freaking like.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
I want you appear out of her shadow.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You are the grim Reaper. Know that would be crazy.
She turns around and you're behind her all of a sudden,
with the fucking sight out. Yeah, she's trying to go
back into her portal again.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'm like, no, no, no.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
No time running running away this time.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I've got your name on.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
A blue stove slap for it too. I don't care
now you don't have to. Yeah, don't talk back.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Then she's mine forever.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Don't be hissing. No, damn buddy, behave yourself. Yep. Yeah,
and the bell wich palls.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
God, slurt your soul up just like that.
Speaker 12 (47:41):
But she falls under me if I did, if I
did finger death, O, sure, yeah, I'm gonna have to
look finger at Death up real quickly.
Speaker 11 (47:50):
The whole.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
What did I just agree? Tom said?
Speaker 12 (47:57):
Oh right, it was still bout if it's killed by
this finger at the swell ride by this spell rises
the start of the next time the zombies now and
your command following verbal orders.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'll blow as a stab block for it, right, Yeah,
I mean, did it give a stat block comment?
Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, it just takes it as as the person.
Speaker 11 (48:19):
The whole point is that you have to wait till
the last second and you can make control huge people.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
It's like yo, the So it's your stab block that
you have to try.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Holy all right, I'm stripping the legendary ship. A lot
of legendary ship that's not that's that's like uber cheating. Yeah, okay,
So she dies and it reappears under your command,
Begetting of the initiative, Nash. What is ellen On doing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ellen On is going to, I guess an annihilate sky
this group.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
He's already kind of hurt because Zach Hdham, so you
might be able to wipe him out.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
All right, So I'm just gonna do one bow attack
for now, one arm, one harm song.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I rolled in that twenty so twenty five definitely hit
critical hit? Is that a critical hit?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That is a critical hit?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Critical thirty four damage?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, that's that's that's super dead. Actually, it's a super
dead mob of undead. They're gone, do you like? They're not?
They don't even have like bones left on the court,
on the field. It's just a black smudge where they
were standing.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hey, this goes up to our viewers.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I think Nash needs a critical hit counter because that
has to be number seven.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, that's all right. Let me hold on, I have
one more thing I can do.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yep, you move forward.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I'm trying to bring in term of thirty Okay,
So I'm gonna move. I'm gonna move thirty feet towards
this tribu shit some more around here, and I'm gonna
check me. Oh oh frick. Okay, okay, a uh throw
real quick easy almost not twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, So the black puddle right here, as you pass by,
it shoots out a tendril that kind of looks like
a serpent striking its prey. But you expertly do your
little fucking kind of a shoulder. I just do it
shoulder like maybe like a low sumrsault, you know, like
were you're real cool to the ground and you like
(02:01):
a little and then you're just on the catapult. Sweet,
So it didn't didn't break your stride at all?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Nice, all right? So then I'm gonna freaking attack this catapult.
So okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm reading. Sorry, I should have read before. Yo, how
much decks does this Travis shit have?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Not a lot?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And it's a it's a stationary object that so like it.
Would he fail a would he fail a sixteen deck save.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I I would probably just let you fucking have him
fall automatically.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
There'd be no role, all right. Cool, So I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna use my little tambourine and I'm okay, do
like a shock wave with my tambourine because I'm cool
like that, and he's gonna take only twenty five damage. Bro,
I rolled like three twos. That's terrible. Twenty five damage.
Wink fives a lot, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And deafened for one minute.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Damn Homie can't hear. Homie's literally in a war zone.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well the trouble Sha can't here, Bro, the crew, the
crew manning it can't here. Yeah, eat anything else was
in it? That's it. Talk to pretty sick turn, Pretty
sick turn, Alex. You're up. The question is that? So
can I row our kana to see if that little
polygon bullshit in the background, if I could add an
(03:21):
extra square to it and break it? Which polygon? Use
your laser? Oh that's back here, dude. You want to
add something to the magic circle?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, I see If I if I add like a triangle,
it like breaks up. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm not gonna say you can't, but you definitely can't
do it from with one hundred and forty feet.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What I have teleport spells? Okay more more, Well, I
don't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I put it.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I put devon on there, I put a four leaf clover.
I'll get a put I'll put control.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, and then what whose drunk is it be really.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So can I like roll to see if it's possible. Okay,
so I'm not going to say it's not possible. So
the spell circle is carved into the landscape, so you
will need to do you will also need to carve
into the landscape. So whatever spell you use or whatever
(04:20):
you do to change the circle will have to basically
produce the same kind of like like you need you
need to convince you need to use something that convinces
you could do whatever they first place you cut out
like three times. You need to do. You need to
convince me that you have something that lets you draw
the circle the way they did originally so that you
(04:42):
can edit it essentially, So tell me what spell, what
you're going to.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And add blood to it. That's how Diablo works. Bro
does that extra blood to it make more lines.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
They carved this out of the earth itself with fire
and earth magic, so you need to do something that
kind of like falls with them that same vein or
else it won't be considered a part of the magic circle.
And I should have made your rolling Arcani check for that.
But I am four year's deep right now.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Can I ask a question? So if the earth were
to become fucked up.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That would break the circle.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Might not fully break it, but it would definitely delay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
M interesting things.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Could turn into a big exposure. By the way, that's fine.
That's brought a bath of crystals.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You put it in a cup.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Throws, We'll put it in a cup.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Bro send the dragon, ok just kick.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The Okay, So I'll have soul cage. I know that does.
You don't have to refresh me. I need refresh my stuff.
Whose soul's gold? And what cage? And how tall is
the jar?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Nobody a jar?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I have an infinite jar of the back holding is infinite.
It's definitely like the size of a small officer closet.
All right, enough with the dumb ship, let's do I
don't think it is going to be the end of
the dumb ship, unfortunately for me. So I don't know
why you're saying that. I feel like y'all are going
(06:27):
to do crazy things that I don't expect all the
time as you should. Well you, Yeah, it's far away.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's try. It's within, it's within ranges fireballs with the fireball.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Assume it's bad. Bitch is a bad bitch bitching to die.
That is thank you for bringing that up. The bell
witch like you what you didn't murder? Remember she ran,
she ran away.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
This is miss harp She looks like a goddamn bill
killing this bitch, bro polymorph, don't what you want from me?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Wait? Wait is she dead undead? Now? You didn't kill
her originally? I mean undead?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Wait, she's technically a bitch. She's that's enough a medium monstrosity.
So her breast smells undead. She's not medium, She's a
monstross smells rank. She's not undead. Frederick, what is she?
(07:36):
She said, she's an abomination. She's a harpy. What is that?
Technically classified as humanoid?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
He is a humanoid? Plus, you're good interesting?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
So like, she's not a fiend?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No or an undead fuck? Things come from the abyss.
She comes from pandemonium real hell yeah, Pnemonium doesn't really
have like a species because nothing comes from there. Everything
goes there?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Bon Is she undead?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes or not? He's not undead? Up so that five times? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, sorry, I'm to kill my.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yes or no, yes or no? I need a yes
or answer? Please, thank you. I'm saying too many.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Words I've said like no words.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But is she undead though? But yes or no? Yes
or no to my question?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Did you tell me if this can work while they're
still alive?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What's the called okage?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I mean she looks like that if she's alive though,
Thanks ugly bro, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Tell you in your mind, I'm a dumb ass. It
literally says like big letters, as it does, as it does,
as it does, and then you can do stuff with
the soul. So yeah, now I'm just doing the fireball. Okay,
I'm gonna blast.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I can all that ship?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
How long is fireballs range? Ship? Fuck me? Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So can I shoot? Can I aim and like you know,
hit this too? Maybe I could? Maybe I could superheat
the rocks where it doesn't like fox up the letters?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Wait where are you aiming?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now? Here? Or here? A line? Okay? Yeah, you can
certainly try. Okay, the twenty I hit that bitch told
you guess that level three she's going to use a
legendary action.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Oh waste some good way, have counter spell on your
fire Go ahead on a counter.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Spell on all my fireball.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Of all things, you're trying to break up the magic circle. Obviously,
she's gonna counter spell. Bro, I'm letting her. If I
didn't want to have said that, you would have done that.
Kill that bitch.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
All right, we're sending the homies. I can't grab them.
I can't grab them. It's awkward dinner, bro, exactly, damn it.
Jesus Christ, leave lay ing PCs alone. I'm grabbing PCs.
They come with me. Jump the hell right here.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Guy gonna die.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
She's non playable, cunt.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, all right, listen, listen, this man is getting hit
from all angles. Get ready for some d twenties.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Okay, you know we're still winning that situation, right, I
don't understand still winning?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Ay, So quinn A truly motherfuckers ain't going to hit,
but imagine hits with that motherfucker twenty that critic cool, Okay,
he has he has also a secondary attack on that.
That secondary attack be hold on holding, hold on, holding grift.
I'll be a seventeen so flubbing from there.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm plumbing it, plumbing it, my nub. There's a dude
we were playing rematch and his name was called nub Plubbing,
So the whole time we were just like, I'm plumbing
my nub I'm plumbing.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'm plumbing.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What the heck?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It's so funny, What a fun game.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Uh, if only Quentin would show me how to play it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He s not working so late.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
My will whoa, whoa, I'm not gonna make you some money.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
We did stuff all weekend.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Lady gotta get that bread.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I got that bitch to twenty five amage and oh
there's like half an undead left just crawling at you.
Don't worry, he's about to get drugged back to the abyss.
They've literally got two hell that he has I do
one day.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It doesn't say it, It doesn't say I just go command, command, Command, Command, command.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And it all turn me be talking about right now.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It just takes an action.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
What does command undead?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, it's probably a pretty preliminary spell.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's my fourteen. It's my level fourteenth skill for Necromancy
or School of Necromancy.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh sorry, you can.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You can use magic being undead under your control as
an action. You could choose one undead he' saits in
sixty feet of you as past charisma check, which all
these motherfuckers are stupid. Say in passing that.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, Quentin, if it doesn't say yes or no that
it's probably no.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Why are you smiling, Quentin?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You wanna get out of here.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Because that's what you told me earlier about my fucking guardian.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah no, yeah, you can't use it as many times
you want. Bro, everybody's listen. You didn't hear that, Quentin here?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
What but you didn't hear anything I said.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, that's you and that's the end dead all right,
that's me guy, you're up?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Hell yeah, I'm ready. Okay, first of all, because I've
been fucking slacking on this ship. I for I'm gonna
take two steps to the boot boom. I'm gonna end
right there.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Take me at dexterity saving throw make yeah, made starity
do it. Sorry to break your stride, but you literally
walked right over the piddle.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I walked around it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You're with the nash was fifteen feet away and he
got hit with this ship.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
So it's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well I didn't get a hit with him because eighteen
guy also just does like a full cartwheel past this shit.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Also, is it poison? What is it?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
You haven't been hit with it, so I can't tell.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You specks to suck brush. Okay, now if I can
do what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, continue your turn.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I'm gonna pheromone spores the bell, which okay, because I've
not been doing that and that is my job. Okay,
So we get advantage on all our attacks on that
fucking skanky asshole.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Sounds good?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, and then I'm gonna send one of my little
mushrooms okay, to touch spell her.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
How far can they want?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
That's what I we never clarified that.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Let's see here, Oh what is they get launched there
by the catapult?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Where did I write this information?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Now I have is oh wait speed thirty feet?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Just kidding, I did have that information.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
So what if okay, what if I use them on
Freck's turn? Freck moves and then I make it their
turn and they get off frecs back.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Sure, okay, so let me.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Finish what I'm doing. Then I'm gonna turn into a
fire elemental. Yeah as always, easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl.
With that, I don't think I can really reach anybody
at this moment, but that's okay, because we're building, kay h,
(15:22):
fuck it, I can now go fifty feet Fuck this bitch.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
I'm going to this bitch's the tin feet you already moved, okay,
forty feet okay, perfect on the money, yep, and I'm
gonna multi attack, so it's gonna be two touch tacks.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay. You approach this acolyte and they're just like, you'll
never defeat the bell Witch. She's seventeen.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Do I mean you have to roll for? Which is
both of them? Seventeen and fourteen?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
If I defeat you, the bell Witch will get me
lad pillow later. Yeah the fuck? They rest your head
and someone in the background big dopes. Oh yeah, they're
both paying cool thing eighteen damage. Cute?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Oh so cute?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Damn. Okay, that's like a half half fuck.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Okay, and then one, only one of my mushlings is
gonna get on the back of Frek's back. Freck can
move forty feet okay, hear me out right, Sorry, Freck,
We're gonna have to do it to you, Fred castoral dexterity.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Correct, it doesn't come out towards unintelligent being.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh yeah, Frek, you're dumbest shit.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Anything with like an eight or lower intelligence isn't gonna
be affected by the puddles.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Bushling can now reach the bell Witch. Oh whoa Clift Junior.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, they pop up proud.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Gonna slap the belwich with contagion. Yeah, which we're gonna do.
We'll do intelligence checks, so it's mind fire. The creature's
mind becomes feverish. The creature has disadvantage on intelligence checks
and intelligence saving throws. The creature behaves as if it's
(17:16):
under the effects of confusion during this?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Does she get a saving throw for this? What is
she gonna be? Thank you?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Hear you speaking to myself? Okay, just spell saved DC.
Probably they are fifteen.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Uh I guess I should have asked what kind of
constitution saving throw? Yeah, she got a seven, but she's
going to use a legendary resist. Hey, I'm drowning her
to succeed instead. And so Cliff Junior runs up, taps
her shin, and she sneezes and launches Cliff Junior backwards
(17:56):
twenty feet.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I hope you know that just made me so mad.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
That was the point. I want you to hate this bitch.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Wait, so she already I already hate this bitch, and
that was trying a fifth level spell.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Just let her use all these legendary things.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, it's Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I thought that was my eighth level spell and I
was actually gonna crash out.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
But we're good.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why all right?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
What is this big thing again? Remind me your ass?
Oh yeah, sorry, I just wasn't looking at the mapware
talking about it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Guys, were you I was. I can't throw the ball
right now.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
She never wants to play fetch right now. She just
really wants to fitch.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I'm so fucking drunk. I'm sorry, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Okay, all right, shit, all right, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You're yeah, okay, you can't land on a half square?
Got sorry, bit dog, My bad on. I don't spend
hours learning how to fucking lock the grid cop appropriately
for you to not use the fucking no offense nice taking.
It didn't actually take me an hour, It took me
twenty minute.
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Speaker 4 (20:11):
That I can see within range, but it doesn't tell
me what my range is.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What I mean if it says see within range, it's
whatever your eyesight can see, so you can see everything
on this battlefield.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
How many magic how many legendary resistances has she used?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I can't tell you she's used one. I was about
to say, I can't tell you how she has, but
she has used one. Okay, cool, Directly behind her this
middle obelisk.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Thank you, You're welcome. I'm going to cast magic circle. Okay,
I'm just gonna throw my hand up. It's gonna surround it.
Blah blah blah. We talked about it earlier. It is
a third level spell. Okay again and again.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She is.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Actually casting time is one minute.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Damn. She actually can't cast another spell this round. Doesn't
have enough legendary act. Oh wait, but counter spells a
reaction counter sell her counter show your counter spell. Just
she only cast at a level three. She doesn't have
very high spell slots.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
W Alex W.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So she goes to counter spell sorry magic.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
She can't cast. Well, no, that's a reaction.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sorry. Yeah, I made her use a legendary action last
time to cast a spell, and she used two of
her three points, and since it hasn't been around since,
she can't do it again. But I forgot that. Oh well,
so this will be her last counter spell for the
round because you only get one reaction to turn. But
since I had her use a legendary action counter spell
the last one, technically she can do it twice. I
(21:59):
see your favor, Alex. It's it's just a level three
counterspell would be super easy to counter spell her. Well
I was I was ooshed to you. Okay, So she
goes to counterspell your magic circle like imagine fire, getting
whipped by the wind for half a second, but then
comes back stronger. She does her thing, you see thet'tle
hangle it and the whole thinking that.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
What's his name? Did wow when he healed all those people,
just like and doing well?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, how big is this?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
It is twenty feet sorry, ten foot radius twenty foot
tall cylinder?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, info radius is a twenty foot diameter.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So yes, so twenty by twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It perfectly, oh shit, perfectly encompasses this. I don't have
anything other than frost or fire. Well I guess I
could do. No. Yeah, therey so I'm dead, cannot escape it.
You inverse the effect so that at it protects anything
outside of the snirkle fucks up anything that spawns inside.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yes, she's going the entire fight.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah. She looks over her shoulder, sees what you did,
and turns back and hisses at you.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I'm gonna shoot her in the teeth.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That actual? Are you gonna move it on? Are you?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I just moved. I just moved, So I'm gonna go
ahead and I'm gonna shoot her in the teeth.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Can you do that? You have your bonus action? Still?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yes, so does a seventeen hit just hits. Okay, cuck cool,
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Where is it?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
No one, no, no way, just my at yes, do
car needed No no, no, my baby woke up.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
So twenty five damage.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Bitch hisssing me again. She hisses again, looking for he
as peach. Here you go from confident to like ah
uh coo cool cool.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
That is going to bring us to kroybrab what zebra
doing same thing as before around any of these guys.
He missed both, so doesn't matter. Okay, Croy, you're up all.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Right, So I am going to bring wall Hoota and
myself up close.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
How high are you flying right now? Let's say forty
feet off the ground. Okay, I just got it.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Let me just more smart, don't go any lower, look
at Let me just clarify the distance. How far I'm
going eel in.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It's so cute, all right, so.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Damn it, change back. I'm gonna stop about here. Yeah,
and I am going to actually harn that's better. I'm
gonna use.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Ope zex camera fill ope the dog cam.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Perfect all right. Sorry, I just want to make sure
I'm not going to catch Cliff Junior in this.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He's expendable.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
You're getting attacked.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm sorry. You can always be re summoned.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
After I go to bed.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, how much hell do they have? He might have
taken enough damage from fucking getting shot backwards.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You'll v I'm a dog. Oh god, miracle.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
To clarify something, his dragon's breath only went up by
one die?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What would it normally be ten D six as a
large or huge or as a large creature? His on?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Let me find the patrol quick. There it is right now?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Is yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Under perfected bond, he becomes a large strike and his
breath weapon would go up to ten D six at
fifteenth level, But since you made him a huge dragon,
you said, it goes up by one more, so it's eleven.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Now wait wait dy six when you reach level fifteen,
what was it before d fours? No, it was eight
D six eighty six, so make it twelve D six
twelve all right, Yeah, to keep with the plus two theme,
I would recommend rolling that in the cha at a
lot of sixes.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I mean, he said, I got this.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Are you saying you don't trust me?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
No? I do, I do, I do. I just I
just didn't know you had twelve D six is like that. Okay,
he's pumin corrected. I forget how much of a dice
gobblin you are? My bad I am.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
I'm a dice goblin. I love dice anyway. So we're
gonna fly. I'm fly close. I'm gonna angle it just right.
I'm gonna catch whoever the fuck this is, and I'm
gonna try and hit them out, which, okay, it's it's
a thirty foot cone, so I have just enough space
to hit them all. What oh that's for the cone?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, I think it's actually a little bit bigger. Hold up,
because we're basing this all off of adult red dragon.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Actually, yeah, that's right. But the ability on my pay
on my on the ranger thinks says thirty foot. But
if you're we're basing it off of an adult red dragon,
what's his breath attack?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Like? Does the range change it all? When they go
from medium to large?
Speaker 7 (27:37):
The range doesn't change, but the damage does. I I'll
double check real quick, adult red dragon. It's a sixty
foot cone. It's eighteen D six.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know about that. We could maybe make a
forty feet with the twelvey six.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Okay, yeah, what do you mean you're limiting him. Yeah, okay,
so what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I make the rules.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Okay, So Broke as an action out thirty foot cone, breath,
perfected bond large, Rake Kroszler sigh, She writes, Drake.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Blah, Cliff Junior is like just close enough that he turns.
He turns around, and one side of him is just
like cooked, well done, kind of like a like a
little not fire, not fire, it's called I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
He's shivering.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
He's like, oh yeah, I guess he's not all toastyail.
He's clemming time behind you. Hannah scared the ship out
of me. I was like, she's waiting for a chance
to strike.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, so I gonna roll. Do I need to make ax?
I gotta make a dexterity saving true?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Sorry, you goddamn I think so, let me double check
just to make sure. Yeah, Drake's breath man, Oh, hold on,
I can pick any damage. It doesn't have to match
his essence. Never mind. If that's the case, I fire
just seems so generic. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna make it
(29:00):
a I'm gonna make it a big old blastic cold Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The bell witch well what's the DC? I should say
what I got?
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Each creature on the cone must make a dexterity saving
throw against my spell saved DC.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, so my eighteen and then the little one maybe
a h eleven nine.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah, my spell save is eighteen. She just barely made it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, so she'll take half and then the other one
will take four. Yeah, roll that damage.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Hey, quick question? Does my spell DC change with my level?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, it's eight plus your proficiency bonus plus your your
spell casting ability score modifier. The level sixteen year proficiency
bonus is a plus five. That's eight plus five is
thirteen plus for you would be your wisdom save your
wisdom modifier, which is what plus what plus three? Yeah?
(29:56):
So sixteen? Oh col shit, I I don't know. We'll
know as soon as I have damage.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
So the witch will take twenty five points of damage.
The other dude will take fifty one.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, other dude's gone, just like scorched off the face
of the earth. There's a shadow looking like when you
get hit by an atomic blast and it's just the
dust on the wall behind you. That's exactly what just
happened here about with cold damage.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Like it for a flat fraction of a second. You
saw him freeze over and then just ruptured into tiny,
minuscule sharp Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's like snowflakes on the ground basically right. Yeah, absolutely demolished.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
And in addition to that, I am also going to
take some pot shots.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Better I would expect, no less.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Let me just clarify something real quick. Actually, hold on,
hold me, hold on? Do I want to Is it
worth it? I would get, but it would take up
my concentration slot. M h I thought about something, but no,
I need to put her verse.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
David bang it up. R.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Harrison wants to know if you will take him the things.
At some point, I've decided.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
I've decided what I'm doing. If you was going to
go that way for work, I was going to use
a spell, but I'm not going to do it. I'm
just gonna take.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
A pot shot. Oh okay, you can say no it's
a mite.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Because I'm going to Stone Crust after I leave.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Tanker does a twenty one hit, Yes, absolutely all right.
On contact with the attack, I am going to have
I'm going to activate my favorite foe ability M harpies. No,
just like if I hit somebody, I can designate them
my enemy.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, you say a little racist slur towards harpies in
the back of your mind, and then you get extra damage.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
I know how it works, and it increased.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Its funny.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Sorry, I'm trying to read and I'm a little distracted.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
No, you'd have to be funny if you can be funny.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
It was so rough the other night, Quintin. They had
like six jokes and none of them blanded.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
They didn't, They didn't at all.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
So I do an extra D eight on my attack
damage so it hit. I'm gonna roll damage m hm.
So it's two D eight. I'm gonna add a third
because of favorite foe D eight date.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I want to take you a minute. Huh, let's see
me or Quentin.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
No, that's you.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You seemed really really proud of.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Your change five. See.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
But so that's in damage eighteen damage and yes, and
can I actually use Whuta's reaction even though it's our turn?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Gonna use Whuta's reaction to use a few strikes, okay,
and he it's going to add an E six of
cold damage.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, point matters three.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Cold damage on the on the bell witch. How's she
looking after that attack?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
She's fine.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
I'm gonna hit her again.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Find yes, she's she's actually doing pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay, alright, but doing pretty good.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
I got him, okay, okay, NAT twenty fuck okay, yeah,
this one, he's still pretty good. This one doesn't get
the favorite paux bonus unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah good.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Of course, nine damage doubled, so that's eighteen damage, so
pretty good, chunk, and I don't get the infew strikes
this time. I use that.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, at the end of your turn, she is going
to use a legendary action and use an ability called
shriek Pulse. So she's going to use a thirty foot cone.
Pretty sure? Oh yeah, towards you make me a strength
saving throw. Make will whute makes a strength saving throw.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Hold on, hunt, I have spulled up. Let me just okay,
so I make the strength and okay, so it doesn't
get strength. Doesn't it get like a plus some strength
because it's a large creature.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
And I'm looking at I'm looking at the adult red
Dragon page. It doesn't say so, yeah, damn it?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Would you get thirteen fail? Wait?
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Hold on, oh he doesn't get proficiency?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Never mind?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Does he get proficiency because of no no, no proficiency. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Fuck. So you both begin falling out of the sky
and are going to land and be knocked thrown. So
that's forty feet. You only need to start taking damage
after ten.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
So damn he had a really high bonus, but I
rolled really low. I'm just rolling so shit.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
From there, you're both gonna take ten damage and land
on the ground. And then as you land within the
range of this.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Puddle, yep, it's gonna grab at me.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
It's gonna gw it's gonna shoot a black stirfent and
since you're prone, you're gonna automatically fail your check.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Fuck of course it's me.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
It's almost like I planned for you guys to have
a flying creature. Yeah, all right, you make me a
wisdom savings.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Hey, let's down to that. I'm down to that, all right,
So wisdom saving throw, you said, yep, let me just
check something, okay, So making sure.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Damn it thirteen.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Okay you failed. Yeah. So as you land and the
tendril touches you, you look up. You don't see a tendril.
You see the chieftain laying in the puddle with his
guts build out across the ground in front of you,
and he looks you in the eye and says, this
is all your fault. You could have just married my
(36:09):
daughter and become the chieftain. But no, now I'm here
fighting your war, bleeding out on somebody's dirt I don't
even know. And then your snap back to reality is
it fades back into a black puddle. Mechanically speaking, you
will have disadvantage on your next attack. Sounds above right.
That is going to bring us to Cliff, who is
(36:32):
going to scoop up Balto and Cliff Junior two and
use instead of attacking, he's going to double move this turn,
which for him is eighty feet Jesus, Yeah, he's pretty fast.
He's just saying to catch up with guy. He's got
like balto and his shoulder and he's like pacing and
he turns and Balta's like, hello, I am being carried.
(36:55):
I love you, as he like pets the back of
Cliff's helmet. I have just met you and I already
love you. You are my best friend. So that spends back
around like, Babe, you left our child with me, which
is fine, but like, what's up with the dog.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
He's your best friend now, okay, and he's my best
friend and I've adopted him.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
He is gonna put Cliff Junior on freks back with
Bob and Sure of Fire Elemental right now, and you
can and then that is gonna bring us back too.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Ellen On, all right, I'm gonna attack this stupid trivius
Shae again because I'm over here still.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Does a ten hit? Is it stationary?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is stationary? I don't know if a ten is gonna
be enough. It might have been like a glancing shot
kind of moment where like the angle was bad and
it kind of deflects off of the wood.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Well, all right, well frick you know, freak indeed, freaking frack.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna synaptic static him.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, he's gotta make.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
A and tell wait, hold on, what is the save?
I don't know where the save is at. Oh, intelligence
has to be to sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It fails. That hasn't zero, It has literally zero intelligent
nice twenty six sandwich. It is going to fall apart
into pieces night. You have destroyed.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
It, sweet.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
From my final move, I'm going to move thirty feet
this way away from this thing, so it can't destroy Megan.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
There we go, all right, Alexander, pretty far back there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Listen, bitch, Okay, Number one, half ft up is the delment.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
She's she looks like she's kind of getting there a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
She's kindly getting there a little bit.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, gotta get in there. If I roll like perceps,
she could I get a graph of how fucked up
she is? Yeah, sure, half Yeah, I'm not gonna draw
you a graph, but I'll give you like a percentage.
I guess you roll high enough. Alcohol is starting to wear. Ops,
he might not be able to get away with too
much shit. I would need more. Mala la la.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Double up makes one of wise.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
So a sixteen question mark geese probably sitting around order
if not a little lower.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so let me do,
let me do yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
How number one this guy about duck right, Yeah, I
mean you're basically about to fucking skirt past them all like,
all right.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
We're gonna can that Well this person get hit with
a fucking uh with a fifteen Yeah, okay, see basketball,
hit that motherfucker with a fifteen.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
And something.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Baker have one of little boom boom. That a little
boom boom, that'll be a that'd be a little tenle
on that right hood.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah think, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Sorry, oh motherfuckers about the Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
They both have the moment sweaty. Then they both have
thirty five question mark.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
It's true. Well, I said, don't tell me how fast
we go thirty.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Please, I will do it.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Boom boom their boom.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
So that won't be.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
So I'll have Sea Bass punch his hole. Yeh, fuck it,
I'm just gonna do it. We're gonna cast Let's just
save us, not Sea Bass. So uh yeah, we're gonna
have that person hit twenty that bitch hit. That bitch
smacked the fuck out of him. Seed bet hit that
person to natch tony. Uh yeah, yeah, bitch in his mouffa.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
So he draws the cup out of his pocket and
just smacks her with it. That old noise too, yeah,
like a tuning fork like and so we'll do the
double damage.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I rolled a flat six plus I got one thing
plus two, okay, so that is feen. Okay. Then the
mage AND's gonna shoot this hoe with the motherfucking big
old or nacerous crossbow not really how big they have
(41:36):
multi attack, so that means I get to shoot two
shots at the crossbow has a loading property. If he
uses it, doesn't really get a bonus action. Yeah, fuck it, whatever,
I don't give a ship we'll get it's the fantasy world.
Let's just say it has two shots per crossbowsla. Yeah, buddy,
(41:57):
that one's pretty fucking depressing. Okay, we got a fucking
that was god a fucking shitty. If they hit a
seventeen to break the a c oh well they only
I only did one, so the shot didn't hit. I
did fifteen plus four okay, and then that would be
like cross boom, and that would be little, a bit
(42:18):
little boom. He walks down?
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Or or.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Why did you make a grab? He asked for a grab?
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Lad, I'm here? So how many? How many am I from?
Miss bitch? Fifteen? All right, we're gonna move up a couple.
How How long is this little mofucker here gonna reach
my ass?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
You know what I mean? That won't hit cebas oh
it won't. I won't talk end up over here, bebus
is because you haven't moved. Nobody left, oops, Gary, so many.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
He was carrying people carry two people, his son and
his adopted son.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
All right, I'm casting Manabu Sabanuza. Uh I am Balto.
I am actually miss losing son.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Adopted casting danse maca Browbey. Okay you say that ship anyway,
Balto is kind of Belos's son in a way. Who Balto?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
He's Lozan's adopted son, and so by consequence your adopted son.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't know if these dudes have can I like
attack when they come out? These guys have fucking.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Not even not even skipping of you here. I don't know.
I'm focusing. You're right, that's my bad. I'm trying. I'm
trying to broad the adhd bear right now, and you're
fighting back the good fight.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Fuck you. Dame's bonus attacks.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Tar suit Let's and he decided to appreciator.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
It doesn't say I can't move him, go for it?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Okay, about it?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
We do five and then motherfucking zone base me. Can
you give me?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Let me give a Oh yeah, oh, let's do one. Okay.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
So does she resemble a black couldron at all?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Or was that thirty?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:29):
I remember she turned into she was a black cauldron
that turned into her last sum saw her.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't remember this. Oh what am I doing? Bro? Holy?
Last time you saw her was in Cactus Bluff with
Lucas Blackwood and what's his name?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
What was the time?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
We just we It wasn't really her, but it was.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Like that, not the belge. Are you guys killed? Yeah,
you guys killed? Mother leads at Cactus Bluff. Corey fucking
stuck a rifle up to the base of her skull
and fucking blew her brains out across the concrete.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Sorry, it's the brain damage talking my back.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
You're only a little inevigated and a lot of brain.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Damaged and a lot of brain damage.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
That concrete hit hard, brom I you be hitting hard.
It's got hands, bro, It's got fucking hands. So all right,
they'll bitch be hitting just saying so.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Out of the six of the dudes, one guy doesn't
get because he naturally failed. So it's like eighteen eighteen,
twenty fifteen, fourteen before my plus thirteen on their attack,
and then from there we did do to do. Believe
you just want.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
To think it seventeen. I'm gonna let you do all
the math on your end, because I'm.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I'm doing the math I'm doing I'm doing it fast.
Don't worry, I don't worry. Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
For Homo said eighteen eighteen, twenty fourteen, shifteen.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
He's got the he's got the roster bro. I don't
know what tell you?
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yea, yeah, I really saw these obelisks were going to
be more of a problem.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Who says they're not.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Well, they're about to be handled so.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Absolutely for then I do actually do you do?
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Man?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Well we shall be for the will we That would be.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Eighty damage?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
God fuck eighty.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
How would you like to do this? Oh? Don't wait.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
I like you.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
I wanted to finger death so lady, so bad.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
You can you can totally do whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Okay, you do whatever you want. Im finger deafinitily, I'll
about you. You give me your soul, and I'm freaking like.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
I want you appear out of her shadow.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You are the grim Reaper. Know that would be crazy.
She turns around and you're behind her all of a sudden,
with the fucking sight out. Yeah, she's trying to go
back into her portal again.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'm like, no, no, no.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
No time running running away this time.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I've got your name on.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
A blue stove slap for it too. I don't care
now you don't have to. Yeah, don't talk back.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Then she's mine forever.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Don't be hissing. No, damn buddy, behave yourself. Yep. Yeah,
and the bell wich palls.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
God, slurt your soul up just like that.
Speaker 12 (47:41):
But she falls under me if I did, if I
did finger death, O, sure, yeah, I'm gonna have to
look finger at Death up real quickly.
Speaker 11 (47:50):
The whole.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
What did I just agree? Tom said?
Speaker 12 (47:57):
Oh right, it was still bout if it's killed by
this finger at the swell ride by this spell rises
the start of the next time the zombies now and
your command following verbal orders.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'll blow as a stab block for it, right, Yeah,
I mean, did it give a stat block comment?
Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, it just takes it as as the person.
Speaker 11 (48:19):
The whole point is that you have to wait till
the last second and you can make control huge people.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
It's like yo, the So it's your stab block that
you have to try.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Holy all right, I'm stripping the legendary ship. A lot
of legendary ship that's not that's that's like uber cheating. Yeah, okay,
So she dies and it reappears under your command,
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