DND Americana Episode Fiftyfive (The Council of Gods Saga 2)

The posse continues their adventure at the council of gods...

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:20):
He leans over and whispers at you and says, would
you like to know where your uncle ish? Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, mm hmmmmm mmmm old.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Willing to make a deal for that information? No, I'll
find him. Yeah, sure, you found him already, So I'm
sure I want to be the one star song to
keep my my vow to never make a deal with
the devil. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see,
we'll see. You never know, you never know, you never know,

(00:51):
you know. I hope you defeat the great Darkness though,
because honestly, I don't want to go anywhere else. Yep,
fair enough, fair enough. The ocean darker than me is
that guy. It's very It's not like he's necessarily I mean,
he is evil and like his job is to like
steal souls, but like there are no souls to steal

(01:11):
if there is no if there are no souls to steal. Also,
a job's a job, man, He just doesn't want to
get paid to due. Yeah, he does enjoy doing it though, So.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What you do?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Do you even work? Who would like to go next?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, I would like to say that I named
this trial Belos A new hand touches the beacon.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh, lord, don't don't tell his wife's beacon like a
slang or something.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Your penis and holds out his hand and says, give it,
give it, let me see it the hand. No, fucking
give it to me real quick. You know what I'm
talking about. Cube, a hand of the fucking thing. He
fucking Rubik's cube, solves it and clicks it together and says,
all right, follow me, and he leads you through another

(02:13):
astral doorway into a cathedral made of stone and bones.
These are giant bones. That is so bones, And he says,
there's no frank way of saying this, belos. I'm here
to offer you my job. Oh are you trying to retire?

(02:35):
I'm not trying to. I'm unfortunately being forced to retire
after two thousand years of great service, I might remind you.
And he just kind of looks up and gestures at
the sky like he's speaking to some entity that you
are not aware of.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Did you get an HR complaint?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You sure about that?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, So if I ask my wife about launching and
invest about what happens, she can tell me the same thing.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Are you gonna take the job or not? Look, you
want to be near your wife. Right, hell, wait one
more time. You want to be near it? You want
to be with your wife.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, but I got to make sure the HR allows
me to be with thy wife and r that.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
One of the purpose of this job is you can
see any of the gods at any time you like.
There is no more barrier between life and death. There's
that when you are allowed to fratenize. So one of
the works of this job is you will now since
you are half undead, you are you meet the prerequisites

(03:37):
because you have you are walking with life and death
to become death, the death, the big D, not not
a little D, the big D, big death. It just
sounded that. So okay, first and foremost?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Where where is it?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
What what part of this job made you depressed? Talking
to you? A okay, I can do it. Literally everyone
else has basically just held my hand as I walked
to them to their plane of existence. All right, listen,
we'll do it. Okay, there's a trick. This is not
a grain dyme forever. I'll make sure you don't die.

(04:15):
Here is the problem, oh God, your soul. And he
holds up the cube is still in here it needs
to be, and he pokes your test in there where
it belongs. You sick. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
My wife believes an external love.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, your wife believes in a lot of different kinds
of love. Trust me. I've watched, I've seen.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
May you be watching.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I see everything. I'm everywhere at any point in time. Oh,
sweet baby tee. So I could be mid fight and
go to the woman come back. I'm not answering that question, listen.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Not dignifying that with a response.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
All right, fine, Oh wait, hold on, So I gotta
put my soul back in myself. Yes, you will still
be essentially immortal. Apparently, that's what they told me when
I started. But here we are, two thousand some odd
years later and I'm being forced into retirement. Does that
mean I take your soul? Now you you will take

(05:15):
my soul? Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
All listen, I'll put you to the philotrophy.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
No. No, I would like to go to my prescribed afterlife.
That would be nice.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I might have a deal for you as as a
new debt, new debt.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I do not wish to make a deal with you. Alos.
I am not a businessman. I am death and garnet.
I walk people's souls to the other side. I might
want to retire some day and keep this bet to you.
I will not take it. I will be probably nothing
at that point. I will have faded. But that's the
after afterlife, and I am not. You'll learn more about that.
You can learn more about that when you accept the job. Fine,

(05:48):
already accepted. Oh yeah, honey, turns the cube one more
time and clicks it and it floats up.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I'd like to put my soul back in me, not you.
She is not.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Your party will be, I guess. Okay, So here's the game.
The party must help Belo's stabilize his soul in his
new half undead state by anchoring it back to his body.
The floor of this is just describing the room the
party stands with the crumbling cathedral floating in the astral sea.
The floor is littered with bones, powerful flower petals, and

(06:18):
fading magical rooms. So he walks up to you, and
he Doctor Strange punches your mind out of your body,
and he lays your body on a stone slab in
the middle of the room. You are now watching everything
from the pov of your soul, which is in the cube,
which is floating above your body. Crazy. You notice that

(06:41):
there is a chain connecting you to your body, and
there is a chain connecting you to the flactor. So
here's how this is gonna work. It's a turn based encounter.
So basically, death explains that we're going to reverse the
ritual Belo's performed to turn himself into a lich and
bind his soul. So here's what we need. Belos. Your

(07:02):
first job is to project your soul out of the philactory.
So I need arcana or constitution saving through Now.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Fuck that constitution, shit less? Hold on yeah, being dramatic
for a second, fucking something plus nine?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Where to go?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Holy shit? Does anybody else eat?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
There? Os? In water?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Twenty one?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Twenty one passes. You project your soul from the philactory
and you are now maintaining a balance halfway between your
body and the philactory.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Party.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
The first step in reversing the liter ritual and the
liter ritual you must forsake your name. It is now
your turn to anchor Belos's name to his body. You
can do two things. You can give me a history,
religion or persuasion ship, or you can speak Belos' full

(08:04):
true name. His full true name is full true name.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Ain't gonna be How would we how would we who
This guy is.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
A little bitch. That's like that to me, death passes us.
Just just be off of comedy alone.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, I'm just getting I'm just getting bashed by death
this entire time. You've been traveling for so long and
don't know your name, Bro, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's it's Belos Black. It's it's Belos Bartholomew. Alexander is Black.
Sebastian is in there too. Do you think Sebis came from?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I thought I had it written down, but in fact not.
I haven't been with the party long enough to know it.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't think we ever really learned it.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
He never wanted to tell us because he's a little shasty,
little sh Yeah, who's who's in the hot scene now?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Dumbass? Well, let's say we got a roll for it.
Looks like need it to be mysterious something.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
He's going to kill me if I don't know who
I was inside hard way because you the clinic was.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Like, he's a demon.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Die elean On is rolling? Oh what was you rolling for?
Nineteen nineteen? On which insight is not one of your options?
What the are you? Religion? History or persuasion? You can
wait plus and tone the soul's divine religion twenty four

(09:40):
all Belos deeds to anchor his memory with history or
speak to Belo's reminding him of who he is with persuasion.
Did you say plus fifteen?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I thought that was crazy, dude. This is charismatic as fuck.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
What do you want my survival?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
That that's not.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Eight elean On walks up and it is essentially like,
it's not about what you call yourself, it's about who
you are, and your soul drifts ever so closer to
your body.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Said his name, his his his real his true name
is actually just Belos Black. But nobody tried that. I
did that earlier, Balos Black. Round two, Belos make me
that make me that sole projection, chick, Let's do this

(10:39):
sole projection for the land of the Lord of the Rings.
So be to sixteen twelve.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Wait yeah, yeah, all you hear is like an the
old school Xbox I.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I fail, all right, one fail. Players. The next portion
is to instead of severing the soul's threads to the body,
it is time to weave them back to the body.
So you can make three types of checks here, or

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you can offer some sort of item to do the
task for you. You can make You can weave magical
sigils using our cannon. You can bind the soul threads
to physical nerves and a painful medicine check. Or you
can read the soul's hesitations and fears with insight or
the like. To do the one, you can use an item. Oh,

(11:39):
can you explain to me how this relates to this ritual?

Speaker 6 (11:42):
Well, so snake oil will fix all wounds, therefore binding
his soul's body because it does everything and nothing all
at the same time. And if you believe it, it
does it because it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Splash the snake oil onto his body. Give me a
pure luck rule D twenty Yes, no bonuses, know nothing.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
I thought she said twenty. I was like, oh my god, seventeen.
Oh okay, I believe in snake oil.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Splash the snake oil over his corpse and it begins
to burn him, but the soul is latching down onto
his body. Jesus blows. Give me that soul projection check baby,
Well that will be eleven No.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Twenty one, twenty one.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I rolled a twelve plus nine my bad map mapping.
That's a succeed, got carried a wine. Round three. In
order to turn into a lich you must sacrifice those
around you, not necessarily in a physical right, but by
discann yourself from the memories of those you care for.

(13:03):
In order to isolate yourself like an undead you must one,
all right, So now it is in order to reverse
this you need to offer a memory, not necessarily like
how we usually do it, where you lose the memory
and you give it freely, but this is like a

(13:23):
You must use a strong memory. In order to basically
reverse this step of the lich process. You can contribute
one short monologue, two a performance or persuasion check, and
it has to be anecdotal experience of your time with

(13:44):
Beilo's a meaningful memory that would reverse this step in
the liching process if you do the monologue option, or
you can just take the performance or persuasion check. So
our first mission together, no no coup. The first time
you and your lady ever get it up and it

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goes in the cop the cop cop.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
He owns the cop and he goes to the.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
He's pouring in the cup to the cup. You freaking
guy walks up and places a cup next to your body.
On the stone slab nobbing looks at you and goes
at the cup, at the cup, and she points to
your body. Your body's the cup.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm just like, oh my God, save as his job and.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Your body your soul lurches forward again. Make me your
projection check elec crying crying over? Let's just crying over
a fucking cup?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
That is a nine.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay, finally, well, what story you'll buying your bonus?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Is that? Bro?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh w, there's two more steps. Have you been doing
your proficiency bonuses every part? The next time, proficiency bonus
is like plus five.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, yeah, you're a palette and your proficiency your bonuses suck.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Everyone's proficiency is the same.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
The next.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
The next step we have to we have to reverse
is a liitch must forget their past self, and so
you there is a part of you you have damned
in order to obtain the power of a lich that
you must now reclaim. This one is more interpretive. So
what is a part of Belos that he shies away from?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, no, it's pen or the part of him that
you did on his wife?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh I remember that.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
The reason why.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Belos. You could also make an insight check here I
can make an inside check. You can make an insight check. Brother,
bartic inspiration parasiration. That's that's a four with bartic inspiration,
not with Bartic inspiration.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Was that plus?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
What?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's a D ten D eight D ten D eight twelve?
Which which dice? Is it? Ten? Our old? Ten? Okay? Fourteen?
You remember being so poor and hungry as a younger man. Yeah,

(16:38):
that was a whole bud. And you remember forcing your
humble life into the corner of your mind, getting it
and reinventing yourself almost to a fault. It sounds like
a strained whistle, like one.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Of those whistles you get from a from the gift
shop when you were a little kid.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
It.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, So what do we do to assuade this portion
of Belos's soul into following suit? Because the soul must
be complete trail of money, A trail of money. That's
how he got in this Perticamn. I rob him. You

(17:22):
just take all the gold out of his pocket, is
his corpses pocket, and he like lurches for like no, no, no, no, no, no,
he's altruistic now probably snake oil. No, he can't use
snake oil for everything. I forbid it. It is forbidden.
We can also take the L. We never take the L.

(17:44):
Why don't we take an L? What does that even
stand for? Or you can give me a persuasion check.
M hmm, but the DC is gonna be high. What
if I just time his birthday? What you're the you're
the persuasion guy. You gotta oh heck yeah yeah, Suede.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Thirty fucking four?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
How does that beat your fucking DC? Bitch? Damn it?
All right, make me your projection check Alex Old nineteen
plus fifteen, Jesus Christ almost yet two? All right? Finally,
Death walks up. The final act is to bless the

(18:27):
binding of a soul, because all souls that are returned
to their bodies must be blessed by a deity in
order for it to not be a nechromatic art. And
he walks up to your body and Death personally approves
the return of your soul. Death blessed it. I'm here, Oh,

(18:54):
take you my job. You're not even a full demi
god yet I'm the quentin who's praying to you? Huh,
who's praying to you?

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Click?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Spraying to me?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
One guy?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Then?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
How come? How come? What's his Name's in there still
hanging around the whole village of acolytes. If they were praying,
if everybody was praying to you, he wouldn't be in there, right,
he'd be enjoying his retirement. You see me in the corner.
Love the ones alos. You wake up back in your
body and you feel the effects of your soul restoring

(19:32):
itself into your vessel.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Listen, I just got a new job.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I need my standard uniform, I need my robe in
the site and all that stuff from him.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
That's go, that's God equipment.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, yes, there are plenty of works with a job.
If you just let me speak and then I'll funk off,
all right? Is that you happy with that? I thought you,
I thought I thought you went away.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I'll get over good.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yes, a quick your reward. You are now cursed with
the ask of guiding others from the mortal plane. However,
takes time for the full effect of this new position
to take in, because I'm not just gonna make you
a godlevel fucking thirteen or whatever we're at. So your

(20:18):
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scythe of the pale reclaimer. Oh my god, I'm gonna
I'm gonna paste it for you when I finish saying everything.
So it's obviously a syphe. It requires a tunement. It
can only be attuned by a nechromatic spellcaster who has
touched death or undeath themselves. It's a reclaimer. I will

(21:48):
paste this in discord. Okay, I'm writing about two. It
deals to D four slashing damage. It is a two
handed weapon that gives you a plus one bonus to
attack and damage role, and it counts as a spell
cast focus for all your spells. Features Balance of the
Bound three times per long rest. When you hit a

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creature with this weapon, you can choose one of these effects.
Reclaim Life add one D eight radiant damage and to
your attack, and a creature you see within thirty feet
regains an equal amount of p or Reap the Spirit,
add one D eight acrotic damage, and you regain one
D four HP per spell or per level of the

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spell you cast. This turn first through fifth only. You
can use this feature up to three times per long rest,
choosing either option. Next, Soul Tether once per long rest.
As a bonus action, tether yourself to a creature you
see within sixty feet for one minute. While tethered, you
know the target's exact location and it cannot take any

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hide action if it casts a spell targeting you, you
have advantage on the save and while if they die
while you are tethered to them, you gain temporary HP
equal to half your wizard level plus your intelligence modifier
flavor wise. On activation, the Scythe glows with slow shimmer,
half of its spectral white, half of flickering and black flame.

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Attuning to the Scythe alters your aura. All undead within
thirty feet recognize you as HN in our initially non
hostile unless commanded otherwise. Wait hold on, so that's pretty good.
I'll walk into a land of zombies that can tell
the homies to go over there pretty much if even
if the undead were basically it's like a free free

(23:35):
command undead, they have no resistance to you at all.
Because you are the embodiment of I'm deady yes, and
there is all of the text blurb. You also, of
course gain the normal effect of being death. You are
essentially immortal. You gain the attire of death. You are

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still an nechromatic wizard for all mechanical intents and purpose.
And once we get to our campstone, you will gain
some other things that are too strong for your fresh
body to handle at the moment.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
A question for flair I have can we like trance
from his cape and or his like whole ship into
a cape. I still have top hit blacked out fucking
suit walking around. You know we're style in this bit.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Absolutely. And the cane can the scythe can transform into
a cane. Yeah, do you still have your pim cane? Yeah,
you've got some new ice on a bit? Yeah, it
has weird and all right? Uh, who's next?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's me and Zach? Would you rather go for a
second or no? Me Zach and guy?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I vote Croy? Croy Roy? It is we throw them
off a cliff. Ain't no rocket, get up rude, he
just gone on a fall to his dead. Yeah, a
lift is not here, dang upgrade as I am now
his wife, it's official. Don't tell him that is they them? Wife, Troy.

(25:14):
Your divine host is the dragon, the dragon spirit above all,
the ancient dragon no name. Uh, it smells like your
father as you walk past it into your astral arch.
Is he part dragon? Croy? Yeah? No, he's a Drake Warden. Yeah,

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like the whole character art where you guys went to
his Drake Warden village and it was basically Burke and
everybody has a dragon. This ancient dragon smells like his dad.
Everybody has a dragon. Yeah, yeah, we did that. Anyways,
The astral doorway leads you to a desert canyon that
extends in two directions. The Ancient Dragon meets you there,

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and in front of you kneels the man who murdered
your father. The Ancient Dragon looks to you and basically
he's not speaking, but he is projecting emotions and he
is basically this is like kind of a metaphor. You know,

(26:25):
there's two paths in a canyon, and he's placing you
in front of this man that you have a personal
discrept involvement with. And so what would you like to
do in this situation?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
All right? So first, I was very young when when
my dad, when my father was taken from me. Correct,
So the memories I have of this man might be
very different from the man himself, That is correct.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Would you like to add ask him any questions? For
this is the man. This is not a trick, This
is not a projection. The Ancient Dragon has brought before
you the literal man who murdered your father.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Let me just clarify one thing real quick, all right,
So it has been damn near twenty years since I've
seen this man.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Correct, And he looks like spit.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
He looks like some desert weathered bomb. Yes, does he
even recognize what's going on?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
The ancient Dragon finally speaks to you, now that you
have asked sort of a direct question, and he tells
you that the man has come here willingly, of his
own volition to meet you, knowing what it could entail.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I look down him, So you know who I am.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I've only seen you on the back of my eyelids
for the past twenty odd years, face of a young
boy scarred. So yeah, i'd say I know you.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
So I'm certain, I'm assuming you know how I feel
right now.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I do, and I accept whatever you choose in this moment.
I have nothing to live for but a tone live
for but atonement.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I should kill you.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You have every right by law of land, by law
of nature, hell without law outlaw. Just know, regardless of
what you choose, I apologize for what I have done
to you. I apologize for being so weak that I
was put in a situation where I did what I

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did to you.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I look the man, I just got one question, was
it worth it? No killing a man for the coins
in his pocket.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I was killing a man under the premise of the
coins in his pocket. I was hired one Tom Horn
to remove your father from the village before your family
could ascend and take over the chieftain. The only ironic
bit is that at least you were taken in by

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the chief and potentially are the successor. Anyways, I'll gladly
say Tom Horn knew that if anybody else took the
throne other than the chieftain, all desert folk might actually
rise up and fight back. For once, he didn't want
that to happen. And I was weak, without a penny

(29:34):
to my name, cheap sell sword migrating in from outside
the desert, had no place to accept that contract and
kill your father. And he takes his dagger off his belt,
places it at your feet, and hangs his head.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I look down at him with disgust. Put that steel away.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Go ahead and give me a insight check of your surroundings.
Fourteen fourteen. That's good enough. You notice as you take
a closer look at the two paths of the canyon
that you as you come to your decision of what
to do it has become clearly apparent that one path
leads to what you might consider justice and normalcy and

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the life you you wanted to lead with your village,
and the other path leads to rage and fire and
essentially a sort of damnation that isn't necessarily wrong, but
might not be the vision four years going forward. And

(30:45):
this is kind of just supposed to be a real
manifestation of your decision. Here, as he belts his blade, I.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Knail down to look him in the eyes. After what
you've done, I should put a bullet in your head.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Wouldn't blame you.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That ain't gonna fix anything. I've spent my life wanting
to kill a cold blooded murderer who kills and steals
for no reason but to help himself. But this, I
poke the man in the chest. This right here, this
ain't the man I wanted to kill.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
The ancient dragon shrinks in size as he takes on
the form of your father's drake and walks up to
you in wihoute and touches each of you with a
wing and passes a new strength on to you. There

(31:43):
were no party checks in this, because I know Corey
likes play and so like my goal for this encounter
was to roleplay the hell out of this cory. You
have not successfully necessarily because either path was going to
give you something cool. It was just a matter of
if you were going to self or higher road. So
here is your reward passed on from your father and

(32:04):
his dragon to you and your dragon. Draconic evolution. Your
drake becomes something more than a magical companion. It becomes
an adult dragon, an ancient spirit reborn for all intents
and purposes your dragon, your Drake is now the huge
size modifier. It's HP maximum doubles, and it's drake's breath

(32:28):
weapon damage increases by one hit die and is instead
replenished on a short rest instead of a long rest.
You also gain the ability to twice a day use
wingstorm as an action. Your Drake beats its wings in
a fifteen foot radius. All creatures in range must exceed
on a strength saving throw or be knocked prone and

(32:48):
take three D six bludgeting damage. So essentially, whatever draconic
essence you choose, your Drake Wahute becomes the adult dragon
version of that element. So sad other than other than
the legendary resistances.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
And actions, So say I pick fire, he becomes a legend.
He becomes a fully grown red drake dragon.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
It is also worth noting that the largest the drake
Warden's drake normally grows is large, and so this is
you have access to huge creatures which can carry basically
your whole party. Is there anything else you would like
to do in this moment while you are able to
speak with I guess your father's drake great companion.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, after I give a pat to a hute seeing
him in his new form.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
He's so big. Now why, I'm gonna pull a picture
up afterward, and I'm to show you just how big
a huge creature is compared to you.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I walk over to the no name dragon, I take
my hat off, and I give him a small bowank
you for everything that you did for my father.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Kind of like nuzzles under you to bring you back
up to a standing position, and just kind of solemnly nods.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I let out a small chuckle as I look at
I wonder if he knew it's just how great you
really were.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
He kind of jumps up on you and starts pawing
at your pocket that contains your harmonica. I pull it
out and look at it, and he kind of like
moves his wings like this, and I like, go on, gesture.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I start playing the harmonica, the signature song that i'd
alwayd always hear my dad play.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
The fucking Bandit on the ground is just fucking weeping
as you start playing. You play your song and finish,
and you can see that the ancient dragon is very content,
and it increases in size again and picks up the
man who killed your father and begins to take flight

(35:00):
to take him home. I'll also add that Wahute can
still shrink down to smaller sizes if you wish that way.
He's still, for all intents and purposes, fits everywhere you go,
but his natural state is now a huge creature correct,
which looks like.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
You do?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Don't save open, open sesame, Open says me, Open says me.
Have you tried it as me?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Have you tried being him?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Dragon? I've thighs comparis chart. Here we go, open image,
copy image taste, there we go. So the swamp dragon
and the rock dragon are accurate depictions of how large
these adult dragons are.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, so huge?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
That is big? Yeah for you gard chewing during Wow,
I didn't know gargan was a new word for.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
For what what you cut out?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You cut out your joke sucked? Actually for large. Uh,
who shall we do next? They got a rock paper
scissor over the internet. Yes, rock paper scissors over the
internet always works out perfectly. Uh, rock paper scissors, a.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
Rock paper scissors. Suit double paper, rock paper scissors. Shoot
double paper, rock paper scissors, shoot.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Double rock a rock paper scissors, shoot scissors. Had that
paper all. We're not gonna do two out of three
because only ship.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
What do you mean.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Zags in the room. Your divine host is the fragment
of the lone ranger. Yeah, you know. Your astral door
leads you all to a fading town in starlight, not
a fading down, a fading court room, masked in starlight,

(37:34):
populated by people you have met along your journey. They
are standing in the viewing stand whatever it's called in
a courtroom. Okay, Well, where are my clawmn at claw Man? Yeah,
the guy, the guy that brought the ghost stuff back
last last Shunman Thorn Thorn. Where he at Thorn is

(37:57):
in the in the gallery over there, all right? I
wrote him up real quick. Yeah, he slaps his machine
gun in your hand and dashed. What a ca Yeah,
it's been so long. It's it's so nice to see
you again. And you're cheering and laughing, and you hear
a gavel go off order order in my court. Oh,

(38:22):
I hate that we stand trial for one Wyatt steel
Heart and his many crimes against humanity. Sitting in the
judge chair is Lucas Blackwood. Ah, it was just some
snake oil bro I don't even know. He is not

(38:46):
the real Lucas Blackwood. Oh okay, but the embodiment of
Lucas Blackwood for all intents and purposes. Nice, it sucks.
That's your phrase of the night. Yeah, who who will
stand to defend?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
And you?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Hell, I'm not saying immediately shut up.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
So the way this is going to work, I'll get
into a little bit. Everybody's gonna have a part to
play on this. Somebody has to read the legal documentary.
He goes. You have been brought here on four charges.
You have hunted with vengeance and proclaimed justice. You were
willing to sacrifice living people for your version of the law.

(39:30):
You are willing to use cursed weapons as a means
to an end, and you will power now. But is
it for your constituents or are you just using it
to avoid your greed? Okay, all these alleged, you know,
crimes that I've somehow committed, so I you know, to
some capacity, you here like way in the back of

(39:52):
the gallley as Jezebel and she's wailing, crying over you
potentially doing all these bad things and standing at the
prosecution is another Lucas Blackwood. Okay, cool. So I'm gonna
need ellen On as my lawyer. I'm gonna need guy

(40:16):
as my reader so that I can look like I'm
reading it. Yeah, yep, yep, because you know, I uh,
you know the thought saying, you know, the spores, and
then I'll just pretend like I'm the one reading it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. So
the is it called plaintiff? Is that the offensive lawyers

(40:39):
the plaintiff. The plaintiff is the person that is like.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Le charge.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah. The plaintiff stands up, which is Lucas Blackwood, and
he says, we would like to add address the first
charge that a one Wyatt steelharn't is be hit with. Essentially,
we would like to call to the stand literally everyone
he has murdered on his search to find his brother.

(41:10):
So not even one person cool. The one guy from
Cacus buff question that was deaf and I don't know
these people. They're fake. Obviously this is all fake. But
for all intents and purposes, you must act accordingly or
else you fail the Galan objection. What are you objecting to?

(41:35):
You object your charges are the reason why you cannot
object to your charges?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
We will.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
You can, yes, So we are calling the first witness
to the stand for the plaintiff, and then the defense
will be able to make counter arguments and call their
own witness if they wish, or cross examine the plaintiff's
witness if they would like. Dear God, all the studying
I did on that my going to come was my

(42:02):
objection sustained. I'm confused. Your objection is overruled.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
So the challenge is to play ace attorney.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Correct, We're gonna have council for a second. Why shut up, counsel.
It's like a judge duty court, where like there's there's
the big the big screen open. It's like doom ding
do the platff have been called? So the first person

(42:36):
that takes the stand is who is the first person?
You got a how you want to do this too.
Don't even remember, didn't even happen. It's a slime from
your adventure with John Lennery and the Polution run off
from Gobo takes the stand just as he's just two

(43:04):
arms pop out, two slime arms, and he goes, yeah,
he just like murdered me in cold blood as war path.
He lifts he lifts his shirt up and there's a
giant bullet shaped out. But he tried to kill us.

(43:25):
What were you doing? First of all, you can cross
examine my witness if you want. All right now, mister blob,
what were you doing at the time that a one
mister Wyatt Steelheart murdered you? Yeah, I was just like
chilling in a river and he came down with some
dude with two axes or two sledgehammers. It shot me,

(43:46):
asking me where's my brother? Where's my brother? You sick
fucking blob. Yeah, this is actually a first account of
a witness. Thank you very much. The plaintifferation relevance. Would
you like to dammon this witness or would you like

(44:08):
to provide your own witness or account argue? I would
just like these objections to be sustained. It's to our
own witnessous ownness. I'll wait, wait, wait, are they done questioning?
I don't want to say they asked one question. That's it.
They did. Trash defense defense or offense defendant defense. Keep

(44:29):
your uld to yourself. Uh, anything you can, anything you
say can and will be used against you in this
court of law. Mmm. Okay, I know exactly who we
need to get as a witness. I'm gonna have to
object to leader. You can, I will say, now, you
can literally call anyone to the stand. What's grandma, cliff Mom? Okay,

(44:54):
here's the catch. I'm not doing any of the voices.
You have to do the voy who wants to be
Grandma on the stand at Grandma? Don't delegate your job. No,
it's it's involving everybody in the party. Croy, I could listen.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I'll take hammerman if need be. Mm do I just
do a smoker cough? Yeah, sugar defense perceived with your questions.
I'm checking. So Granny, we're here. So where were you

(45:39):
when this alleged murdering happened? You know we have a
rock phone. I recall us talking all time. Well, you
don't recall us murdering anybody, especially not. Whyatt, you don't
have to do the voice now. Why it was with
me obviously?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Whyatt was a very close friend to Granny.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
We were bacon cookies because he's a growing boy and he.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Loves your honor. There were not any cookies. I did
not receive the cookie.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
You them all.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
We're not being friends with you. The judge goes sustain
go here, ask a different question.