DND Americana Episode Fiftyfour (The Council of Gods Saga 1)

The posse is closing up their time at Brimstone Academy when a small voice is heard....

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome back to D and D Americana. When we last
left off, you guys had capped out the Brimstone Academy
saga by defeating Lucas Blackwood once and for all, returning
the Philactory to Balos, and stopping the ritualistic sacrifice of
every single non noble born student in the entire academy.

(00:38):
Are A few days have passed as you've settled back
down and rested. You have all leveled up to level
thirteen and gotten your new abilities. You have received the benefits.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Of a long rest, new abilities.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well whatever you get at level thirteen as a Drake
Warden Ranger.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh, we were already level thirteen.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Absolutely absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
A spell?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
A spell?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey man?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Proficiency Bob.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Sometimes of spell can go longh.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
Like literally it was a proficiency bonus or like one
to my proficiency bonus, and like a single like spell.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I respect a proficients.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, I mean, look not useless but not flashy.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Are we not level fourteen? Are we sure? It's thirty?

Speaker 8 (01:31):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
The spell I got pretty nice?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
What spell do you pick?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I don't remember?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Uh? A Guardian of Nature?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know what that does. It sounds like it
makes you the guardian of nature?

Speaker 7 (01:43):
Oh or spirit of nature? Hold on, yeah, no, it's
guardians basically. It's basically like how in Druids and Wow
invoca a nature spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I see. So it's been a few days since your
last encounter, and then three days after, as y'all are
kind of planning for your next move, a small cobald appears, Cobalt. Yes,

(02:16):
it wanders into I guess like I wouldn't say the
main corridor. Essentially, like it wandered on a campus. Somebody
has found it and brought it to your attention. This
is not the stereotypical dragon esque cobald. This is the
Japanese dog person cobald that is super fluffy.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh, Cobalt, it's mine now.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It does not speak. It simply walks up and tugs
on your shirt sleeve. Don't worry, guys, I speak their
language and offers you a letter.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm surprised you speak our language.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I sit on the ground and start petting him.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I get on all fours, I walk in a circle
on all fours twice on the ground.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I walk up.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I start sniffing its butt. How does it respond? Immediately
start sniffing your butt? Nice?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is good.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is good.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It is good.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right, yep, I'm sniffing. I wait, I wait until
it it stops sniffing.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Does it smell evil? Does it stop sniffing?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It does not? This Actually, this cobald smells super divine. Okay,
this cobald's ass is literally threads of gold for you,
Zach nice.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Then I then I then pull away.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I sit down on my butt, but kind of like
a dog does, and I look at it you, and
I slowly blink, going trust it frog blinks at you,
and then I reach out for a dap. It licks
your hands. Close enough, All right, close enough, don't worry, guys,

(04:17):
He's on our side.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I confirm. What if I what if I spores its mind?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
That's what change the dungeons.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Uh yeah, go ahead, Hello, I have just met you
and I already love you.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh no, that's where this is gonna go.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
I love you, I love you, I love you, I
love you, I love you.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
This is the best day of my life. Actually, I
am so happy to be here. This is great.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
This is like cliff, but hurry.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was with Miss Lows and and then she gave
me a letter and told me to come find you,
and I have found you, and I love you.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
You're great. Let me see this letter.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It is sealed with the the secret seal, Belos. You
know what I mean. It's the this is this is
for the this this little, this little thing.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I hand it to Belos.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
What is it is? It's a letter. I read it,
you read it? Dis No, It says Belos. I have
heard wind of your recent efforts at Brimstone Academy two
retrieve your philactory and the unexpected turnive events that has

(05:42):
befallen your body. You're chiseled slab of gnome flesh. There
is important news. I am requesting that you and your
party accompany this cobalt and find me and the other
gods of the eight Wild Territories at uh what's the name?

(06:14):
This was more dramatic at the Council of Gods.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, p s.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I heard you got flesh again. You can touch it.
It doesn't fall off in a puddle of he.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Doesn't go through a bottle of lotion every day. It's
it's like when the undead and Wow got their skin back.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like that, and you're for.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Some reason, we still can't look like nathanos.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Right, what do you mean I can't be buff? I
go ahead, Sorry, I was gonna.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I love how every important undead NVC still looks like
a fucking person.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah. Man, Hey, they're like, you know, so strong that
they're basically just immediately freshly undead, no gimp or anything.
The coldbot looks at you and says, I am a
good finder. I found you. I love you.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
I love you, I love you. I love all of you.
And he begins to lick and make rounds and licking
all of you. He licks lizard and wahoote and uh
freckle hisses at him.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I love you. You make a scary noise, but I love you,
and he is my whole, my whole brothren. Yes, every
single undead. Yeah wait, wait, wait I go to the.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Can I have a bone off front of your own
dead or can I have a bone from a bag?
Give me a bone from the bag holding just no,
he deserves a bone.

Speaker 10 (08:01):
Okay, okay, So, uh, if I was to have a
hypothetical spell that takes a hypothetical hour to cast, did
I have my dude hypothetically carry me while I'm casting
the spell?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, I'm one of those little things. Yeah, exact chair,
I have a little box to peek out. And Michaels,
what spell are you casting? Is it your the one
that you keep things like from the gang with No?

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Okay, I got a new six double spell. I'm still reading,
but it's creating Megan, Megan, Megan, I say that.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Megan the Stallion. We're getting batties.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, Megan, it is m aging five too bad Gateway, No,
we need not know. Oh this spell isn't anywhere else?
What the fuck? Oh? It super cool? I have a
thing for it. Where are you reading this? D n

(09:14):
D five EU week dot com? I'm getting a fucking
error when I try to go to it. I'll send
you that's cool. Oh oh, so you're making a voodoo

(09:34):
doll that comes to life?

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I yes, But.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
I'm also trying to There's now not a lot of
information I here for us.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm trying to there's supposed to be different versions. I see.
I'm gonna let you read about that and then you
tell me what's up with it. It's complicated. Let's have
to break at my first little seven spell. The dog
looks up at you, or the gobal looks up at

(10:03):
you and goes, my name is Balto. I am a
good boy.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You are literally the best boy.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Do you deliver potions? I deliver everything. I am a
messenger for the God to the God for the God. Hey, hey,
just making sure you have my number because you know, wait,
he sniffs you. You smell like old God? Are you
his son?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Old?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Are you his son?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I am in in a way, I'll be taking over
his position, he likes.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So he's like a he's a bipedal creature, but like
when he gets up near you, he still does that
thing the dogs do where they like jump up on
you and put their hands on your belly, and so
he's just palming your belly right now as he's speaking
to you, looking straight up at you, and his tail's
just wagging back and forth, and he goes, I like
the God, do you smell like he's my best friend?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Uh? My friend?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yep, he's definitely still around somewhere, but somewhere who knows.
I'm But yeah, I'll be the new God in his position. Okay, yeah, yeah,
that sounds good. I love you, I love you, I
love you.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I love you random citizen.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Wait, it's like I was gonna say you know tricks.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I know trick. Ask me I will do I like
doing tricks sometimes when sometimes people give me. The gods
call it tips, but I call it treats, treats. I
pulled the bone out bone. I like bones.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
What do you what do you can?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Mall wyatt, mall wyatt, I cannot do that. I love him.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Ah fine, just take.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I love you. I will do a trick. I will
show you my trick now. And he takes a couple
of feet back and brushes his pants off, and then
takes a little stance and he casts pred pressed agitation
and makes a purple color appear in the thin air

(12:34):
for about five seconds, and you can see he's concentrating
really really hard on the spell. And then after a
second it disappears, and he uprides himself and brushes his
pants off again. I did a trick.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, A lean close to bellows. Honestly, I'm surprised he
didn't set himself.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
He like looks over at you. I am not allowed
to cast fire magic anymore. Good Now, my big trick
today is to show you how to get to the
Council of Gods. Do you want to see how fast

(13:22):
I can run? Yes, yeah, go from here, go from
here all the way over there and then back and
I'll count.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Wait, can we can we tie Belos to you and
you drag him behind?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Have already done it? Mark gets that go sprints bull speed,
not four legs, two legs. Starts running like this and
he's so painfully slow. I mean he reaches the pillar
and spins around and starts running back.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, is dragged behind him.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
That Lee's was basically able to walk.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Bellas almost overtook him.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
He said, I am good at running, but they they
hired me because I can find anyone, not because I
am a fast runner. Yeah, okay, whoie, do you need
to prepare anything before we leave?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I looked at my satchel. I look at the tiny.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Little that is a cool bag, and he sticks his
nose in it and starts snipping. There are many good smells.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
In here, like careful, there's dynamite in there.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I smell pepper.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I put my hands under his arms and just kind
of hoist him up his eye.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I love you there, good for you. Ship hold on, Quentin,
what did you think would you? Reader? Question?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Hold on light bulb? So if I was to use
the crystal that doesn't give me a casting time. I
could technically cast something that's like an hour or so instantly, right.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Is this the spell you're looking at?

Speaker 10 (15:21):
No?

Speaker 8 (15:21):
No, no, no, I have an item that doesn't give me
once per day.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I can you have no casting tongue. Yes, but if
you do that, the effect of the spell resolve instant,
resolves instantly, and it goes away. If it's a concentration
spell that's supposed to last there for like an hour,
you have to remain. You have to you have to
keep concentration up in order for it to stay. It

(15:49):
basically cast time and time that the spell is an
effect or two separate. Yeah, no, it's it's not a
it's not a.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
It's not a concentrationious Well, it just has like a
fucking hour long ritual for hour long, fucking.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Some time. Yeah, well, so rituals are basically if it's
a ritual spell, that basically just means instead of spending
a spell slot, you can spend an hour to cast
the spell without using a spell.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Well, fucking a, I probably should do that more than
another one. But you tried.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Wait, hold on one second, so I did be casting.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
My some my some of my resurreate dead spells as a.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Ritual they have if they have the ritual subtype, yes,
but if they do not, they're just regular spells. You
can ritual it'll, it would say, if it was a ritual, Okay,
I don't see nothing more se ritually.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
But no.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
The reason why I asked as a as a one
hour casting time, but the duration is instantaneous to create
a thing I saw a wonder, I could be like,
come on, quick spawn.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
So it takes forever the cast, but it happens automatically
once the cast is computing.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, now the necklace would still affect it in terms
of casting time, it would make it instantaneous, if that's
what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
This seemed to be a lot cooler than.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
It looks to be. I'd be honest with you. What
spell is it? Mate?

Speaker 11 (17:28):
Create mansion, Megan, you can do four different ones when
I'm psychic, and like you can. So basically, sixty feet
must must succeed a DC of twelve wisdom.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
What in the hell? Like everything sees a twelve wisdom that.

Speaker 11 (17:44):
We fought against, I see, but it can also like
spam cast freaking suggestion to people.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Mm hmm, all right, do you need to pack anything.
I'm a good helper. I can do.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
We need.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
We need some explosions to go to heaven.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
With Diabo through that place.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Did we do arrest before we left off?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yes, you're all rested. It's in three days. Yeah, baby mama,
ocean man, big mama. There. Quentin Losing is a part
of the counsel of God's I like her a lot.
She smells like wild flowers and elderberry. I know right, Yes,

(18:38):
I love her too, he said, don't worry, guys, he's
telling the truth exactly. See, I told you it wasn't
a fake person. Have amaginary girlfriend. She's a real girlfriend.
I swear you know they've literally all met her before.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
Still, if anybody had any questions, h listen, I'm a
very powerful wizard.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I can like create.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'm questioning her sanity illusion.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Listen, tell me about it.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
I'm questioning my standing now that I've been transformed again
to something else, all for the sake of love.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Power. But if y'all, should we get like potions and ship. Yeah,
we gotta talk to miss I got I should add in.
At this point, Cliff has departed already he could get
then he didn't need to say by what he did
over the three days off screen. Do you want to

(19:38):
roll play Cliff saying Godby, Yeah, I would, all right, yeah,
one day before Cliff departs. I guess I'll see you
guys at our next rendezvous. I have to go. I'm
cup checking him the Queen's on account of my mask. Yeah,

(20:04):
I know, everything was like my forehead.

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Yeah what, I'm just sobbing like it's like viciously in
the corner six ft three foot the winners in my face.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Don't hurry.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
We'll definitely see each other again before this is over.
You're just you're just so funny. Listen. Just don't give
Clip a hug. He blushes really, really hard, which is

(20:38):
a feet of strength because the ember Hearts already have
really red flushed skin. Smoke my grasp beside of them
as they do. As he's flushed, you give him one
of those big like kind of hugs, and they're gonna
be like, are you.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I sweat when I'm nervous, Like I'm I'm gonna head
out in rendezvous, but I'll see y'all on the front lines,
any uh, all of you?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Sorry, about that.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And now we're back which God's name, Alexander, you asked
the question, what was what his his god's name? Cliff
does not worship a specific gut. I'm gonna be I
must tell him to fucking farewell son, if anything. Califf
and them worship the lone Ranger because they believe in

(21:47):
like a sheriff's department and a marshal and all you
ever get. If you ever scared, just pray to me.
I'll be there but four business days. I definitely if
you have a believer, I believe in, believe in the
me that believes in you.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Why do I feel like, why it's stealing my man?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
That he is?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Hey man, Look, no, why why it's too normal? You
don't understand the Romans? Back to the romance.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
The facts.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Look, it only took me this long to realize that's
just how sick his muscles are. To be fair, they
were not that thick in the beginning of the campaign.
And he's just every time you've seen him, he's just slowly.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Just every time.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
More of a unit. I mean, now he's slinging around
that that freaking twenty pounds great sword. I mean, he'd
have to be working on some sort of shoulder and
buy sep strength and we're cutback to modern day with

(23:05):
balto the cobalt my new best friend. What potions there?
You guys? You guys, what are we doing? I guess
you give me some potions? Actually it's please do miss

(23:27):
some potions? Please, sir?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
May I have some potions?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
At this technical you're not strudent anymore, but I still
sell it to you on the table, sell sell stopping school.
We just we just you wouldn't even have a business.
My soul wasn't on the top end block. I don't
have a soul.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Over There would be no one here to buy.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Not to just take my business elsewhere or sell to
eve ol our lords. They love buying potions.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Okay, take motions them forcefully, kind of like me. If
you don't just give.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Them to me, I will give each of you one portion.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Nice. I like that.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's better. You want snake oil potions or helium potions?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Snake oil? Do you have anything that can make my
hands bigger? Snake oil?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It won't make them feel any different, but sure, okay,
put the.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Snake oil on your hands. It'll do it.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You ation of monkey hands.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Realize it's whold hands because you're green. I'll take eleven
of them. You're one one whole kind.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I just started juicing with this with this stuff like.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
In the corner, so I have bigger hands, just like
like that elephantitis or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
The yah whatever that's called, or like how how I
used to juice and wow?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, with the lecture of giants grove us To used
to steal juices anytime he's on. Well thanks, uh yeah,
anything else specifically, where the jit for the lull that
we want? Potion wise or you go with healing potions?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Well, I think I'm good.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Okay, The coldbald walks up again, says my name is Balto.
I love you.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Do you have any more potions that can make me read
for a little bit? Literacy potions?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, why don't you just try to actually read?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Do you have any of the potions?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Uh, nothing that would bring you above your current reading level,
which is in regarden to first grade. It just hands
me a thing of snake oil and says this one's
put it on your you want to.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Throughout the entire campaign, why it's getting more and more
blind until I don't even.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Have to see till I can read my ears.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, are you idiots?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I've upgraded you See, Boto walks up and buys some
like anti flea uh seerum from the Goblin, and he
like has his hands so small. The copper piece is
like literally him like palming the coin and he puts
it up on the table and slides it over and
then immediately takes the potion and dumps it over his

(26:34):
head and starts rubbing it in. Yeah, Balto, Balto can
read real good. I'm an expert reader.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I hold up a son, can you read it?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
What does it actually say? I don't know snake oil foresale.
I was hoping he would tell me I can't read either.
That sign says snake oil for sale for yourself through
this way, oh man. And he just looks really sad.

(27:13):
I'm sorry you were beating.

Speaker 13 (27:15):
The ship out of Why don't make him sound.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
That fucking that fucking arm pinch thing you do. I'm
just like.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
He said, with a guy, it's like a fucking eight
inch wide grip.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, eight inches.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
The mushroom just slowly turns. You hear the sliding of
rock and just.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Are you ready? This will hurt a little bit. I
am ready to depart when you are ready to depart.
I love you.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Let's god, I love you. I trust you with my life.
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Have you ever transitioned to a different plane of existence
before I have? Have you taken? Have you taken any
anti nausea medication? I have not.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I take a sip of the snake oil.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I've had a lot of chance recently. You never know good.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I just dip my finger in it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
He goes, we must hold hands now, and he sticks
his little arms up.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Oh I grab one.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I guess it's a surprisingly firm grip. He's so cute.
I don't even care that it hurts. Uh see all
grasspands in a circle. Yep, yeah, okay he uh you
see he has a little pennant on that glows briefly

(28:52):
star as the planner shift is cats and you guys
are taken into the astral plane of existence. Give me
a constitution saving you throw? Oh god? When the fake sound?

(29:15):
We want to know if you beat A ten nineteen nineteen,
that twenty not twenty?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Actually no fucking.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Away road three and a twenty?

Speaker 14 (29:27):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Who was the third mashy.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh no, no, no, I mean still two is a
lot I got it. Byla a three baylas. You're not
used to having a body that actually like digests food
and you immediately throw up upon shifting pads with somebody. Exactly,
it's just okay.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
And honor in the corner, like.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Pretty much, Oh throw up, I love throw up. I
love no, no, no no no no no. He's dog.
We're like you have him by the back of their
the back of the face. I'm holding him by his

(30:15):
fucking charm that he has on his neck, my dependent
and I'm just like stop cleaning his head up, eats it.
That is one of my favorite treats.

Speaker 14 (30:34):
Girls cross.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Anyways, it is this way, and he points up towards
this long staircase that reaches into like this. It's kind
of like a mountain. You guys are kind of in
a mountainous region all of a sudden, and the staircase
leads up into what appears to be a ruined temple,

(31:14):
and he begins doing his little jog up the staircase.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Behind him.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You walk and you manage to outpace it.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Can I pick him up?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
On?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Who tastes back?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
You can? Yeah? He sits happily and says, I like
you quickly way you're dragging. It is a very fast runner,
not as fast as I am. Very fast.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
As we climb the stairs, what do we see.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You climb the stairs and uh oh what did I
do with the Okay? So you are in essentially this
astral temple that is overgrown with vines and grass and

(32:12):
a bunch of different types of nature, and it's laid
out like this circular amphitheater. And at the very bottom
are these stone thrones surrounding some like open space coffee tables,
and these stones are cracking and falling apart. There are
plenty of empty thrones, but in the center of this

(32:35):
amphitheater sit lows in the Goddess of life, which is
Belos's Wifey death sits at one of the thrones. And
then there are there is a new person that you
have never seen before. He is dressed in a very

(33:00):
stylish hind striped suit and carries a briefcase on his lap.
That's my type of man right there. And then the
fourth person is this you ever seen the scenes in
My hero where like he's speaking to the past versions
of the Holders of All are one for all, and

(33:20):
like they're just kind of like a glowing silhouette, except
you can see a portion of their face. Yeah, it's that,
except it is the lone ranger and all you can
see are his eyes and ears.

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(34:33):
or that's just me everybody can see that all what
I've just described. I give a little give a little
kiss in my boo. She kissed and immediately pulls the
chair up next to her and said, you.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
It's a stool, short king. Can I sorry, go ahead?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
No guy, gohad, I would like to go pay my
respects uh to the lone range. You walk up and
he uh nods his head, but he cannot speak.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Oh yeah, Valan, if I were a million years old,
I wouldn't talk either.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
He like the smartest thing to say or no death has.
He looks at you and he takes his hood off,
and you see the most plain faced man you have
ever seen. Yeah, he looks like every person you've met,
and nobody you've ever seen the exact same.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
That's so gross looking at put that hood back on.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Balto is super excited, and he runs up to every
single one of them in succession and puts his paw
out and says, hi, I love you, and they pet
his paw, and then he runs over to the next
person he goes, hi, I love you, and they pet
his paw, and then he ends with losing and she
hands him a treat because he delivered the letter love you.

(36:03):
I love you the most.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Hey, So can I keep him?

Speaker 13 (36:08):
I know I'm not like a god, but I want him.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You cannot, but you will see plenty, I assure you.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
When am I going to get my summoning stone for him?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You know? So?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Where's that at? Do I just pick that up over here?
Is that in? Is that in Chief's desk over there?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Or you know? You call Grandma and tell her where
we are. I'm any spells will work outside of the
more material plane from.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Here, my girlfriends of God, I'm like, hey, yo, can
you give me some reception here?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yo, turn out.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
At least minutes of to call my homies back at
the house. So funny. You need to call another woman
really right now? Hey man, grandma's right up your age range. Listen,
she's young. She loasans like, I get it. I'm too

(37:16):
old for you now you need you know, over one
hundred years too old. So you need to be with
some young bitch's only like in her sixties. It is
just like, you know, change my whole body for nobody. No,
it's okay, No, I get it. It's fun, you know.
Actually it was for me.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
It was for me.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Don't fight please, Grandma. He's like, no, unfortunately, I can't.
I can't do that for you. We have too many things.
I will before we I will before we leave, You'll
have an opportunity. I promise anything for you. And she
like pinches your cheek. Oh my god. And Balto has

(37:55):
a little highchair that he pushes up sid and he
begins to slowly pick his treat into pieces and starts
eating them like a little.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Jesus Christ. I'm taking him.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
I'm already working on a backpack that will carry him.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
You like carve out part of your your mushroom on
the top, and he just like it sits in there.
It's like a little feet holes in here in the south. So, uh,
Losen is very obviously the god in charge of the
council that she's the speaker at least they all kind
of hold equal weight. And obviously like you know, lone

(38:41):
Ranger can't really speak anyways.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
As I say, so, how does loud mouth communicate with
you guys?

Speaker 14 (38:46):
Now?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Like is that pen and paper or he just like
finger pistols?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
You I see like one for no two free?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yes, it's a he could you know? So it's like
a golden silo. He looks in his eyes. He looks
so relaxed, like he's just been on vacation.

Speaker 11 (39:09):
Yeah, I'm a cover for him, for his ass.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
This man could be wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding
a mimosa, and he looks right at home.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
But Lozen is essentially like, we called you here because
we are approaching the time that the Great Darkness will
be here. Though your efforts have been valiant and you
have thwarted many a plan, it seems that in a
week that the Great Darkness will make landfall on the

(39:42):
material plane. So how it's going to open a rift
from the plane of existence? It resides on pandemonium, So
there's no way we can stop it. So listen, I

(40:03):
know I'm about It's not about to dig myself in
a hole here, but it's not so.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
What I m plus the whole we gotta say.

Speaker 11 (40:13):
It's right, I'm talking about woman, Okay, create hell?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
So what can we What do we supply that y'all
don't already have? Like power I I'm getting I'm not
going to outpower God.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Y'all are no match for the Great Darkness as you
currently stand. That's what I was getting that, But luckily
a week on the mortal plane is a long time

(40:52):
on the astral plane. Yeah, we go into the Jesus spots. Okay,
we've noticed several of you. There are many things that
we could provide to help you achieve the level of
power required to take on the Great darkness.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Can I get a pen ar?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
No? What? Well? Those like what is a pen r?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
No? Is that like took me in when I was
a puppy.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
What now?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I look over the wife and mike what she's like.
She's like, He's not fixed. It was just his shots.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I wouldn't blame you more than one of him walking
around here.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
And this is when the gods take a stand and
they each walk in front of several of you, and
so Lo'sen actually walks to I and says that she
will be the one to culture to nurture you to

(42:09):
a state of power that is like able to go
again stand against the Great dark.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Confused, I'm taking.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Stands up and walks to Belo's.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
And he just kind offer a dab come on, we'll
go dab it out. Listen, listen, I went pair square,
I pulled the aces out and I won't that ship.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
He flips you off right right back at you. The
fragment of the Lone Ranger obviously stands in front of Wyant,
and the pin striped suit man stands up and walks
to Eleanor and extends his hand to shake you. Shake

(42:57):
your hand, shake you, shake your hands. He says, names
Jonathan Moulton, although some of you mortals do be called
me by the other name. I guess it's the devil,
pleased to meet you. And he extends his hand.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Hell, yeah, are we in Georgia?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, shaking with the mad chan. Oh you're a smart one,
aren't you could be.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Funny if if he had was Johnny.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
And finally, from above, since there is no roof on
this area, a ghostly dragon sails down in land. This
is the dragon with no name. It is the most

(43:52):
ancient dragon in existence, and therefore stands as kind of
the Paragon or god of drakes and dragons, and it
situates itself in front of Croy. I'll be damned, also goes, oh,
I love that one. I love that one so much

(44:14):
that one takes me in the sky and lets me fly.
Zebra goes and like sits in between them in between
Croy and the dragon is like, yes, you were here
for me obviously, who dastes like elbow again.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Trying to figure out whether or not to beat up Zebra.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
But they essentially tell you to get comfortable because y'all
are gonna be here for a while. When I say
a while, what I mean is we're gonna have a
short thing and then we're gonna say y'all are training

(45:02):
off camera for a couple weeks. You rock your music.
So who do we want to start with? The way
these trials are going to work because I'm not gonna
split the party, this is all. Everything is gonna be
a group effort. So who do we want to start with?

(45:29):
Alex went first, So votes for elean on bhi ai Hi.
All right, this is good. You're gonna like this, Snash.
I designed this trial with you in mind, and you're
either gonna hate me for it because it's not gonna
go very good at all. Mm hmmm, we're gonna love

(45:51):
me for I'm bet with puzzles. So the ashtal plane
is a little bit more easier to manipulate, and so
the gods are able to kind of like port you
guys to and from different locations. So the Devil opens
up a small archway that leads into an amphitheater, and

(46:18):
before going in, he explains little Battle that there is
one thing keeping you from obtaining what every Star Song
has the potential to reach. And of course, I'm speaking
of your emotional baggage. No, he goes, several years ago,

(46:43):
when your uncle fled Oldridge from your cousins who were
trying to convert him to vampirism in order to control him,
and by consequence, the Star Song heirloom he fled and
into me. And essentially, I'm not a good guy. I'm

(47:09):
just gonna put that out there right now. But I
am a guy who wants there to be the existence
of the eight territories, if that makes sense. And so
I cut a deal with your uncle. And he points
out to the center stage of the Amphitheater and there
is a small glowing orb and he goes, if you

(47:32):
can pass this trial, you will once again reclaim the
heirloom of the Star Sung family.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
See.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Now, you can try to figure this out by yourself.
But if you get stumped, let's just say I will
cut a deal. And he taps to his briefcase and
he goes, but what I will tell you is there
is a sort of puzzle or challenge in here you

(48:08):
need to complete. But if you feel like you need
a hint, just poke your head out. You know, fifty
years of servitude might not sound that bad when it
comes to so long ago, ahead and never make a
deal with the devil. So we'll see it. Well, I
feel like every star song promises that, But here we are,

(48:34):
and so he kind of like waves you guys on
and says, go ahead, give it like a college try,
and then we'll talk of you. And as you enter
the amphitheater, you notice that the silence spell is blocking
one hundred percent of sound and on a small hodium

(48:59):
in this dark amphitheater, there is some sheet music with
lyrics written on it, but some of the lyrics are missing,
And so here is the game. In order to unlock
and obtain the heirloom, you're going to have to fill

(49:22):
in the lyrics. The devil as told every person in
your party one of the lyrics, but they cannot tell
you because the silence spell is active. So you will
need to pantomime the word to nash or play charades

(49:46):
essentially in order to fill out the puzzles. So we're
saying that don't work. Your scores do not work. There
is no communication allowed in this as it has been
one hundred percent long. I so tell me who wants

(50:06):
to go first, and I will send you your word.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I would like to go first.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I'm going to get the lists of the other lyrics.
I am, yes, I'm going to send that to you.
You can't get one to instantly know it. I wonder
if I am gonna know it. What I'm curious about
it is not a song. It's probably not a song.
You know, probably not.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
He's going to be a come on, really, I'm taking
off the part.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
He's take out the bank force. We a lilt up
chuck in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Watched me go eight?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
No thing, shazam.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
There's lyrics to a song.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Come on, what have a film?

Speaker 8 (50:55):
He's gonna look at the words before he gets told
us and they say.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
It, I doubt.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I'm really bad with lyrics. Once to give me a
cheese to God of the lyrics the words? So I'm
afraid value.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Kah had to be there.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Guys a voice on the song? Still hm uh So,
who wants to go first? And charades? I'm sorry, I

(51:46):
didn't hear get it together on full screen. Okay, Okay,
I'm gonna text you your word.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Okay, I'd like to buy a vowel. Yeah, like the
phone a friend. Sorry, sorry, podcast listeners.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I will do my best to describe everything to the podcast.
But how are you going to decide? How are you going?
I described that that is the correct spelling right there.

Speaker 13 (52:19):
Okay, I'm locked in and I hate it already.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Good, He still texts, Nope, I'm responding to our sister
because she got this. It's gonna be the very first one.
The blood that binds. It's not the uh no, this
is Oh.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
You have to put them in place to figure out
what word goes.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
So I will say that guy does know which verse?
She can point to the paper do what? Uh Oh,
I guess not. I just gave you the wordy, didn't I.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Like, I don't know where it goes.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I do know where it goes. We'll come to the
trying to figure the word out. How we're feeling.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Am I fully pandomiming or am I describing?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Uh? Both? Well, no, you're just gonna fully pantomime, and
then I will describe what you're doing. Sorry, who sums up.
You're lagging, scream what are we wagging? You're lagging so bad?

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Surprisingly?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Oh perfect, we got this.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, when I'm full screened her. When I full screened her,
it fixed it. Yeah, Oh I can't do that. Films up.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Pondering.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I'm regretting, story of my life.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
It looks like she's regretting. It does look like she's
regretting past. You want some time to think about it? Yes,
all right? Who else so confident? All right? Completely off
the roof? My word is hard to tell. All right,
I'm gonna text you, zach. Okay. Is the little double

(54:30):
space two words of voice now there, Every single one
is a single word. It's just the formating. Got sucked up? Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Oh this is easy, it's easy, all right.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I need you to really focus on on everything we've
been through together, you know. All right, he's rolling his
sleeves rup he's looking up to God for assistance in thought.
All right, no speaking, right, Well, I mean you can

(55:05):
give commentary on what you're on yourself, but don't say
what you're doing, and don't say anything that would reveal
what you're doing. Wall literal mime, mister mime. Okay, cage trapped.

(55:27):
That's it, that's it, caged.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Zach literally did the cliche min wall thing, and Nash
got it, and you know, all right, verse.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
The blood that bund is not the case. That's right, baby,
damn it.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
We are here. We are Here's cage doesn't rhyme with
anything else. Though I was trying to go with the
rhyme scheme. I thought I was gonna run rhyme with command.
You got it.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
You got it first, of course, locked in rome that
was saying, Ash.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Is the puzzle master. I told you what was going
to happen, box page. If you had said box, then
I was gonna grab something in like yeah, I was
just gonna kind of work your way there.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
But you know you really just kind of read my mind.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Who's neck it's alex A Messengers Okay, oh damn story,
So you can be thinking about that works A B
C B you ready. I'm ready a hidden hide light

(56:48):
scared on what the I can't I can't do any
commentary correct what it is. You probably shouldn't know. I
shouldn't know or should do anything. Let me text you,

(57:12):
let me text make sure actly. Okay, just do what
I did you know, just just just get good. You
can totally do that. Okay, cool, pay attention, paying attention,
light which is off? You know, darkness, no seratu, it

(57:34):
is in frank darkness turned his light off and back on,
killing this dude. That's clearly darkness taught the tune. I
now command that is the third one. All right, praying
you want to go ahead?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Sure, so my turn you up. Everyone's eyes are on me. Yep,
I's on you, and this is my word right.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Correct? All right, I'm not giving you context. I think
it'll be funnier if you don't know what version of
the word version Do I know.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
The full Do I know the for full verse?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Uh? You you would have to You would have to
tell me what line it comes in, and I'll tell you,
if you're correct, what the word is those silence false.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
The Uh. I think it's pretty obvious.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
No, shot said that those silence falls the song lives on.

Speaker 16 (58:44):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
He didn't do anything. That was just an educated guess.
I don't know, no, I swear, I'm not all right.
It just it just sounded like a good line, like
I'm about I.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Was about to do something.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
That you were gonna PANTOMI he just stands up and wait,
where did you guess I didn't hear it? Yeah, that's funny.
That would have been perfect.

Speaker 16 (59:16):
Yeah, all right, back to god, bro, I'm gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
All right, Corey. Oh did you hit your nose? Dude?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
That's the truth, all right, Okay, word dang man. I
appreciate your dedication. I'm glad. Honestly, we could have avoided that,
but I.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Just wanted to I was just doing it to be funny,
but I wanted to make sure I didn't break my nose.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Cory literally threw himself out of his air dependent I'm falling.
H that's snatch right there. All right, guy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Arrives screams, shouts what sass word?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You're doing a lot of silent screaming and gesturing a
lot of handwork here too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Can I talk about where I'm going? This is a big.

Speaker 16 (01:00:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah, you can describe how your character moves. I suppose
I'm gonna yes, you're cutting out, Yeah, you're cutting out,
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I hate you forgiving me this word.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I'm so sorry. I didn't think I know exactly what
I would do to to pantomime this, so I don't
I don't know I'm sorry. I did tell you, guys,
I did say you guys would hate me or I
love it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I don't even know what line it goes in, which
makes it even worse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
There's only one. There's only one line left, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I don't pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Well, Blood that binds is not the cage voice on
sung unsung Still, I hate that it doesn't rhyme exclaims.
Is it to have to do with yelling?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Mmm, okay, it's not sure. Uh, incoming outgoing, incoming? Oh
you're so close still, a voice on song still, Oh

(01:02:16):
you're so close.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
I feel like I'm dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Come on, as.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I try to think of the word, I can't think
of the word. I feel like I know what it is.
I just can't think of the word, Like when it
you know, bounce us off echoes correct, I couldn't think
of the word. I knew you were the blood a
cage A voice on sung still echoes strong, darkness taught

(01:02:52):
the tune. I now command those silence falls. The song
lives on make deals with the devil and the devil.
The silence breaks and you hear a coming from the open.
I'm clapping slowly by the way, for if the case

(01:03:14):
I didn't get picked up. Mmm, uh, you actually were
going to have a limited how to retry? So you
did really well because they roll over to your next guest.
If you have extras, I didn't even know that I
had saved them all there? All right? Are you ready

(01:03:36):
for your reward?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
The glowing orb falls down from its perch like in
the general space above y'all's heads and lands in your
hands and it turns into an enchanted bag of holding
and if you open it on the inside, there are

(01:04:04):
there is an arsenal of all of the legendary Star
song magical weapons. Bro, Do I have to choose or
do I get them all? You get every single one
in the bag, and you see that it's kind of
like looking at like you go into your safe room
and then there's like perfectly foam cut panels for every

(01:04:26):
single weapon and you see that there is a bow
harp shaped panel cut out for harp song. You also,
once per long rest, you gain the Star Song. There
is Let's Go. You gain the Star Song perfect pitch.

(01:04:51):
Once per long rest, you can instantly identify the correct tone, lie,
or hidden motive behind any performance, spell or herbal deception.
It's basically an insight or arkana auto success. Let's and
I get this in writing you sure can. I am

(01:05:11):
also going to send you all the weapons as I
described them. So there is the perfect pitch. Is that
considered a spell? I guess it is. Nope, it's just
a It's just a feature you have. Yoh, the little
star emoji. It's kind of cute, kind of cute. Just

(01:05:33):
look cute, you look cute. It a look cute. Here
is your armory of weapons missing the harp song because
you already have it. Ah ship hold up message too long?
The message too long. I'll send them one at a
time as I go over. The first weapon, the tuned fork.

(01:05:54):
It is a trident with a plus tube to attack
and damage rolls harmonics slash. You deal an additional two
D six thunder damage per hit, counterpoint echo once per round.
When you cast a barred spell, you may make a
weapon attack as a bonus action. Item number two, Oh shit,

(01:06:18):
the drums of war. It is a great clubs. By
the way, if you don't have proficiency in any of
these weapons, you automatically do because they're instruments, and proficiency
in all instruments plus two weapon resonating in impact on
hit deal an extra two D eight thunder damage rolling thunder.
When you reduce a creature to zero HP, a concussive

(01:06:39):
blast radiates in a ten foot radius, forcing all creatures
in range to make a DC sixteen con say or
be blind and deaf in one minute battle rhythm once
for short rest. As an action, you play the hammer
like a drum. All allies within sixty feet gain a
plus one to AC and saving throws for one minute,
So it's a hunting horn. It is basically a hunting

(01:07:02):
It's pretty cool. Number three Tambourine of the Tempest. It
is a shield and spell casting focus functions as a
plus two shield. When you take a melee attack and
when you take melee damage, you can use your reaction
to force the attacker to make a DC sixteen deck
save or be pushed ten feet and knocked prone storm

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pulse once per long rest. Slamming the shield causes a
thirty foot radius THUNDERBOWLT thunderburst, which is a DC seventeen
Connor takes sixty ten thunder and they are deafened for
a minute. You can use the tambourine of Tempest and
this next weapon simultaneously because they are both one handed.

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That's great. The Flute Blade. It is a short sword
plus two weapon. On hits, you can spend a bartic
inspiration to force the target to make a DC seventeen
charisma save or be charmed and incapacitated to the end
of your next turn, and once per short rest you
can cast whole monster with no spell slot requirement and

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no concentration.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Sounds like Zinaku's knife from Power Rangers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
And finally, the base of the Infernal Rift. It is
a halbard, not quite an axe. The halbard has a
sleek black in the shaft resembling the neck of a
bass guitar, with strings that glow orange and red fire patterns.
The blade resembles a jagged flame, flickering with molten edges,
and whenever it strikes it leaves a trail of fire

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behind it plus three weapon. While it's in into this
wecond weapon, you gain resistance to fire damage, and you
can use your action to create a fiery or around you.
All creatures within ten feet of you will take one
D six fire damage at the beginning of their turn
as flames like their spin skin your Additionally, can also
twice per long rest cast the fireball spell with no

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spell slot requirement.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
That's sick.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
And you do not have to attune to any of
these except for the base of the inferno riff. Oh
wait no, I took the tunment off of that too.
You don't have to attune to any of these, so
you can use it, put it back in the bag,
pull a different one out, use it, put it back
in the bag. Pull a you are tuned to the bags?

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Do I Does it cost like an action to switch weapons?
It does take some time to stow and pull, so
it does cost a bonus action to switch. Okay, it's
not as bad as I thought. That's not good. That's
that's not bad. I'm excited. These are sick. I'm gonna
have to add them. Yeh yeh yeh cool.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
And now you can return back to the astral plane
and flip the devil off because he didn't catch your
cat today.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yep, yep mmm.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
And what