June 3, 2025 • 63 mins
The posse begins their descent into the leylines under Brimstone academy...
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I want to touch it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Magic ate my forte one of y'all magic boys. Trying
to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I will perscription mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Fuck really hell yeah, things around, like can I animate this?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
So I reached my hand out, I take my glove off,
because I'm like, this is important.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I gotta know how this feels.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
And so I rea reached over in a little crack
and the moment my finger touches it and just go,
I just start saying can and then and then I
I accidentally convolse and grabbed the rock, and then I
can't let go, and so I'm just shaking and dying
(01:11):
and being electrocuted by magic orcana.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I rolled to whack Rack, to whack Whyett with the
butt of my rifle like a baseball bat. Yeah yeah, fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
H uh oh, I'm sitting here.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He knew, he knew how to do this, he knew
what was covered.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They always they always think about what the orc will do.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
So I just disappear. I come back, my skins inside out.
I disappear again. I come back and I'm.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
Normal, and I just go, Oh, my fucking god, broh,
no fucking way. Siddy hates y'all. She hates when you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Play D and D. She can fucking tell.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Eighteen. Yeah I did, I wanted. I wanted to be
real succulent eighty.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you a fucking plant?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Always?
Speaker 9 (02:48):
I'd be, And I informed the nimrod that decided.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
To touch it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
He's on the ground convulsing. Mmmm.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Anyway, mh what happened?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Crazy, what happened to him?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Divine interview? Done, done, done, duh, no idea, just saying it. No, yeah, yeah,
the interview is like two years old.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Two yous plus a half younger than you, bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
That was perfect.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Now recording, Uh, Quentin's.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He's dumb, he's having a good time.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
And now we're having an awful time. It's all right.
We gotta act all that out again, don't. I'll just
take it from the stream.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Something.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm gonna rip my cock off, bro again. Your handicap
is showing, gonna, oh, balm down. Hunter gathers how much liquor?
How much how much slicky you put in this?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wait, she fill that whole thing up.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Not bad, Just.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Just blink twice if if you're okay, I know it's
hard for you to show your eyes sometimes because you know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I mean he's squinty eyed all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, it's true. Used to call me Squinton Quinton when
I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, he looked at that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
What she's doing that to meet your second she's bad. Yeah,
we can't have the quail eggs going bad. Absolutely, they're
pickled the last forever.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's true questions.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Yes, perfect girl.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes, that's the whole premise of a Seth Rogan movie, Pickleman.
Hear me, Yeah, we can hear you.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh no, the Pickleman.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh yeah, pickle Man.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, I've seen clips of that movie.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I've never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Is it called Pickleman? Ah, something like that.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, I've seen clips of like him figuring out how
to make them in the future.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
He just gets garbage.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Yeah, it's called an American pickle.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Interesting.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
It came out in twenty twenty. You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh think you.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Not that sticky, sticky babe? Will you come my way?
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Walls king, stinky, stinking in a bitch?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Really? Oh, that's all I know. That's that's the whole
part that I know.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It stops at the.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Lam all.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You don't have feet. I'm sorry. Huh they came off.
I'm sorry, wait me, are you talking me? The feet?
They came off, Alex, Alex, it was a miniature. It's
kin sticky. Yeh damn, that's really unfortunate. Well I'm not
(07:57):
gonna bother with clipping it on the strength. So yeah,
you realize that you guys are gonna have to uh
time the pulses out in order to move on. Alex's
(08:19):
make me a history check. Oh of course you know
I got this that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Mophic could be Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Listen, I'll be real with you, brother, are you are
you holding on for this?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I am, yes, till me a twenty long natural. No,
it's a twelve plus nine Jesus. Uh yeah, So you
actually remember marking the walls and ship the last time
you were down here. I'm like, oh, you know, kind
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of like what direction you need to be hopping?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'm like, why where you're going? When you go this way?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To go this direction? Then you kind of you sent me.
You chose to touch the fucking voltage. I go to
scrape off the grounds, just like trying quit.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I pulled up my little, my little palm pilot.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
You know. I'm like, so this way I get my
palm pilot real quick.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Wrong, the rocks a p a now pulling his rock out. Yes,
last it's Multidas. I think it's pager Messenger talk text.
It has a whole plan.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
On it does that Solitaire, no.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Wizard.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, you're like overplaying Snake. I'm like, fuck, like, why
aren't you fighting? I was like, I got a dude's
fighting for me.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I'm playing fucking Snake.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And mine sweeper.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I actually, yeah, I found one of those PDAs at
UH at work the other day, we were getting rid
of a bunch of old junk and there's just like
a couple of old they're not palm there their windows PDAs.
But it's the old windows ninety eight p d as.
It hurt to use.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You're able to traverse. I do need.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Some um.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Some roles here. So if you're if you're planning on
trying to see Belos's old glyphs, I need a perception
check me. Or if you're trying to just time the
pulses yourself, I need either an arcana, an insight, or
(11:20):
a all right, so.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I got on.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I got an arcana for you that's six plus nine
the fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, I have a question after this that passes yes.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
So the pulses are do they only affect like the
ground and the walls and the ceiling, only.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
The veins, okay, in the obsidian and so like there's
like the big large one that's kind of central, and
that's the one that way got the shit shocked out
of them on But because they kind of like they've
struct your way forward, so you kind of have to
like walk over them to I'm agree.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
So if I was flying, it wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
How are you gonna fly when you don't know which
way is down?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Got them?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
There was a Man ten episode about that gravity is
really fucky. You might be only like head high flying,
but then all of a sudden you're falling towards a wall.
Mm hmm. Whoa, The sky is not parallel with the
ground everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That was the most when I was a kid. That
was the most fucking sleeping.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I never heard.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Anyway. You said roll arcana or insight or perception to
try to find Belos's old markers, or you can roll me.
They slide of slight of hand, slide of foot, You
can roll me slight of foot, So with my fifteen
can I tell people be like we're good, We're not good?
(12:56):
But that only counts as a help action. They still
have to actually do the action themselves. Nowhere, the uh
the place to go is you know twenty one on
insight twenty one on insight, you guys are gucci. You
time it out perfectly, It pulses, you see the dark
(13:17):
shadow of where Wyatt was on the ground, and then
it unpulses and you jump across eleven maybe, uh make safe?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, good, perfect mat twenty that's twenty.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
All right, you're gonna take a half damage here? Uh
roll ten it takes seven points of damage, or you'll
take a three points of damage.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So I got zapped? Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You did. You were You're not quite as uh as
light footed as as some of the others, and so
you end up lagging just to second behind and it
shocks the ship out of your toe. I wasn't I
didn't see as clearly as I thought I did, or
I missed time to my jumping and sw Yeah it's
not so bad though that you get teleported. Yeah, No,
(14:14):
I didn't. I didn't act like one of those goats
that get zapped by the fence and just immediately goes
like stock still.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Tainting goats.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
You're one of the goats. The streams continues, the streams
runs and then gets choked slammed by their leash. You
just bleat really loud. Uh okay, everybody across not me.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
I rolled up four.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I rolled a fourteen. Oh make even with my help
action or help, but roll roll with advantage then too.
I rolled an anteene as well, twinning. God has betrayed.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Me, Quentin. Shouldn't Corey do it too?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He should.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It's like somebody has to be like me.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I dropped my dice. That one wouldn't have been much better.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
That one was a seventeen. Would that have made it?
That would have damn well he would. He would have
been fine. Actually, damn. The past is past. The past
is passed. Okay, see they get across, You're going to
(15:45):
roll random lay line phenomena. Oh three, your shadows detached
from your bodies. Oh, dance and dance on the wall
next to you making your actions.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Bro getting down, it's toalking on his hands on his hands,
beat up.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Up, beat up as a while is Cliff He is.
Oh my god, what's up?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Get down into darkness like it's my turn. Guys, I'll
never forget my booth thing.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
All right, Cliff is gonna take Oh he failed?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Get it together? Is this what love feels.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Like inside the mandar? Laugh?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Ha ha ha, all right this print was also a
bust alex.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Your guys really hard.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I'm just built different.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, he's not working with.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Much structed in an alternate fashion.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
You are the smallest figure literally are built different. How's
the point to working for you? I'm getting it dialed in.
The betsion is is locked in.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Are you using like any form of like sticky like
you're using uh like.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I actually had to pry this one up with uh
my spat tool, and that is what broke his feet off.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Oh ship, Yeah, that's some crazy good adhesion for not
using anything.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, I went, is it a glass? But okay? So
that so you're right where you need to be. Basically,
I thought you were.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Like were using like a flexy bed and I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It could be a little less sticky. Actually, yeah, so
I don't have to break feet?
Speaker 14 (18:21):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Cool? So Cliff failed your shadows are dancing on the wall.
After a few different variations of this of seeing a
large LA line jumping on over it, sometimes you just
walk up the wall and you're able to kind of
circumvent it since the wall is basically always the floor. Uh.
(18:45):
And eventually you make your way to a large anti chamber.
And do you guys know what time it is?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Anti chamber? I hardly know.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh, initiative Bear time.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It is indeed the studio Albert studio time, rodeo time.
I know words.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
No, you don't treat you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Fuck.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
You don't have to be smart. You're hot, Oh my god,
don't want to be I want to be smart. No,
you can't both.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I don't want to be hot. Then I really just
want to be smart.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Bummer, I see nothing.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I see only darkness. You are supposed to see nothing,
but I feel like.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Darkness.
Speaker 13 (19:44):
I can't see anything because I'm not even on owl
Bear yet.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Required Now there's the worst color. There is no offense Rodney.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Mm hmm. Did he just I need to update to.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Windows eleven?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Dude? When is eleven has been the band in my
fucking existence?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm sure it was really good.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
And then like I don't know what the hell happened,
but they decided to make some dumb ship. Well, I
think my work computer is dying.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh, it's the Windows issue necessarily, but you know, oh no,
like whenever you try and change the ASP uh the
window display, like the settings menu.
Speaker 15 (20:39):
Will go away and you can't get to it, and
every time you go back to it, it will revert itself.
So if you're trying to do multiple monitors, is a
paying ass?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Hmm, what kind of what's the manufacturer?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Well? Nover?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Oh is it T fourteen?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Uh? Uh? I think pad fucking some lappep bullshit.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
That minds you think bad T fourteen Gen two me
and it works great. You know they say about Lenovo's
the different laptops places give you, depending on what kind
of laptop they give you, is how long you're going
to be there? Yeah, that's true. And if it's a
little what you're going to be there for the rest
(21:25):
of your life. If it's a signed to you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I feel like I feel like Lenovo's and Dell's are
a little steep.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
If it's a Dell, you're going to be looking for
a new job very quickly, but not because they want
you to leave because you want to leave. If it's
an HP, you better run because they don't know how
to buy technology.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
That is all my job uses is HP.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Try and if it's a MacBook, you're probably working at
a startup and you probably won't have a job in
a year. Paying a shipload for like a year. They
paid a shipload for a year, but then you're gone
unless it's just like not a funded project.
Speaker 10 (22:05):
My job doesn't use one single type.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Of paper and pans.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They use like twelve different types of party and they
do they do use like just an unnecessary amount of
different things.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
For a long time we were doing they had this
Apple like server, so everything ran on Apple, but it
was all like Windows products.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That's disgusting. It made me.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Want to blow my brains. I hate it when they
give you an Apple device and then they make.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
You do all of your your administration on Windows.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
Yeah, and then we have like seventy five different fucking apps.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
That's how my last job was.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
They gave me a MacBook and then they were like, yeah,
but we use.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Microsoft, so it's super It's because it's super expensive to
pay for the administration. We have tools to manage MacBooks
and so they just buy them and don't plan on
administrating them. Yeah, there's a security protocol at you rack.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
The best ones are the people that are like I
bought the MacBook for security put in they're dual booting.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Into Windows, use Windows the entire time.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, I'm like, what remember that guy squad Alex that Yeah,
he was blind and he came in got Mac.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, that was one of the guys I was referencing.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
And it was he he was a writer and he
just wanted Microsoft three six. He wanted Microsoft Office. But
everybody told me to get a Mac. And he was like,
he is, well, you can't get Microsoft Office if you're
on a Mac. So you gotta get a Mac and
then put Windows on you get Microsoft Office. And I
was like, no, bookie, you don't have to do any
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of that.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, let me show you the ways.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
It's almost like they just make Microsoft Office for Max.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, exactly, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I worked really hard on this battle map. If you
don't have compliments, don't say ship understood great, but uh.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
You are?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I love it? I cry? Oh cry, I can't see.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I've ever had what are you really quiet? It's just kidding.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I'm just kidding. Is pretty sick. Honestly, I am only
making maps in canvas from now on. It was so
easy to make this, but.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's like a whole new.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I like the hand, yes, nice.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
So is the hand a real thing?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I want to find out. It looks like.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's what it's pulsing is because it's living. It's a
heart beat.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
It's pulsing.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It's oddly shaped and pulsing.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Or on a penis the gripper, and it's getting ready
to lock us off.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Bro know where?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Right back?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I have one more thing to say about the map.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
You can use the measuring tool and it is accurate
to the map. Excellent, all right, I will be back
in one minute.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Feet from the base, from the top, from the distance.
I didn't even measure from the bottom yet.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, that's just taken.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
His hands a little small for all that ship.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
How do you do the measure?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'm done. That's how listen.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
About it.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Kid, your sleep tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You don't need to kill him. He's gonna throw up
at his fixt.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
I get a wake up at three up the this
it doesn't happen when I drink like her only beer.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
H we're talking about.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
That's like a sleep when he drinks beer.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
No reflex is so bad.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Oh he like, well, bubble it up in his sleep
and then he starts.
Speaker 13 (27:01):
Vomiting in his mouth swallows it well asleep still.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But it is so loud and so violent that I'm
just like throat quays takes up of the throat. She
should boil a carrot in there with it. I just
add sugar and does the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh yeah, well then you're just fucking I guess.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
And I don't have to have straight carrots.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
You just take the carrot out, dumb ass. You don't.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
It's like you know, I mean, like I don't have
to buy a single carrot just for one meal. I
just add a little bit of sugar instead, and it
does the same thing.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
You take a quintin.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I have prescribed to meppersol. I don't. I don't take
it like I'm supposed to. You probably should.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It takes like three days to get into your system.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
We're like I'm supposed to.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
If I don't take it for two days, I'm dying.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
And that's with me with a decent diet.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
No, he just takes one mint toms and goes to
bed and calls it good.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, and then like at three am and you wake
up to eruption. H.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
We're getting off the beaten path here, all right. Look
at the battle map. It's time for combat. Definitely looks
like a beaten path.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Up bath, Wait, he's back. Shortly, he's back.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Sake of time. Let's go ahead and start getting some
initiado roles.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, I want roll of two.
Speaker 15 (28:41):
I can foresee it in my future clean one day.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
I need to be tranquilized.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I got a nine.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I rolled good, even though I rolled like ship.
Speaker 17 (28:58):
Listen, I don't. I'm not here for freaking dexterity or
strength stuff. I'm here for big brain and blowing up
ship or what you get rolled it. Let's see where's
my thing again?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
There it is ten?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I rolled ten, all right, Initiative is taken care of.
So there is this large phallus shaped damn. That one
rock really does kind of make it looks like I
should have caught that. I don't know why I didn't.
It's like it's like these are the balls, and then
(29:37):
this is the little man. Not everybody can be working
with seventy five feet of cocks one hundred and ten
from the top. You never measure from the tip to
(30:00):
a pitch?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Shit, huh?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I like to stay ready, you know, I know what
I'm dealing with. What fucking copy was?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Whoever?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
But I said seventy five feet? And then somebody went
from the bottom to the top with their measurements?
Speaker 12 (30:28):
Could you always measure from the bottom?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Sorry?
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Speaker 2 (31:44):
A lot.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
You notice that this strip of rock is chained down
so that it does not fall apart from the uh
winds and raw magical energy that is circulating in this
large cavern. And add the tip of the outcock. There
is Blackwood and Ricard doing something with a magic circle,
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and there is a large shadowy hand reaching out of
the raw magic. The darkness, the darkness, darkness. So you
(32:31):
guys go ahead and start to move. Your guys. You
can't put them any further than this line right here?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Because where? Because because because I see, m hmm, what
am I doing wrong here?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Good question?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Nothing, I'm perfect.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Here we go everything locked to a grade there.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Because there is this little magical wall here at the moment,
anywhere right here?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Can I use the spell magic.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Blackwood? It calls out from the roaring winds. Velos, you've come.
This is gonna be such a phallic episode, dude. Yeah,
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Speaker 10 (34:18):
Please please, When I'm eating all those Eastern candies, so.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Bro to look it's behind me. Hold on, don't be stingy,
big yeah, big, not the white chocolate ones, actually the
smaller ones, white chocolate final, white chocolate one.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
I almost said something.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
The best thing, the best thing about being with Abby
is she doesn't like sweets, stupid bitch.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
She likes ice cream. But you get all the sweets.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I get literally everything. I hate the whole bag.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Biggie. Anyway, man, please don't have to share. You wouldn't
share anyway.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I would with you. Thank you as so black Wooden. Nope,
that's not your name. Your name is black Baylo's black Y.
(35:35):
Have you come to die finally?
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Why do you sound like that?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I won't.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I'm having those issue about that.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I think you need a little bit nose surgery with
science issues.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
You wouldn't know. You sound like it took lumps from
all the neighborhood kids in your childhood, from your mother.
He's hit him back with the kindergarten like, come on, dude,
what's the least like high school? Shoot him? I'm so
(36:09):
I want to bring down that barrier so I can
shoot him. Yes, come here, belos, we will have our
final encounter and I will finally unlock your philactory fully.
M hmmm. I don't like that tauntingly in front of you.
It's trap. He wants you over there. You can't go
over there.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Didn't we take a piece of that? So aren't you
like a weak ass bitch?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
That's why I need him to come over here so
I can unlock the full power of the flactory by
reuniting it with the missing pieces. Oh so now your
stupid nose works, right, that's our ageing.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
Hey, fat ass, I know you like chocolate, but you're
not getting any.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
That Kirby eight holy Easter bag bag worth a chocolate
and sugary candy.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Kind of insane that he's okay, Honestly.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
They have to eat like twice their body weight for
it to really affect him.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
You fat fuck get out of here.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
I guess growing up Lucy did eat like a whole
cake one time he did.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
She had a fun ton of chocolate. All right, guys
falling off into the void forever?
Speaker 10 (37:26):
What the fuck did guy do?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
The wind Guy's cap and he just went.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Listen, guy, these balls?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
The elements and ship? There we go? Looks so much better?
Ye man, I'm so proud you learned how to do
your job.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
So alright, can I roll a little bit of peripho? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Going on here?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
For I kill my wife off in game.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That's crazy, man's that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
I see what do your help?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I see? Wait?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
What are your no mice? Do you see that phallic
structure is starting to crumble as they exert uh, as
they exert the godly power of the great Darkness UH
in whatever dark ritual they are performing.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
So my question is is technically, if.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
We want to destroy the.
Speaker 19 (38:37):
Chains, what that make it all crash on top of
everything and mud kilar bomb blow up?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Everything's done for it?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Could you'd be sealing off this sleigh line from the
school forever though, Let's do it don't.
Speaker 19 (38:56):
I started place off. We may I roll or kind
of see that is the best solution.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I cannot make your decisions for you.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
If we roller. Kind to know that if I do this,
we'll create a mini nuke. It won't.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
It will create a proportional nuke. You do not know
whether or not it would wipe out the school. This
is a This is above your unders. This is not
power of your creation here, I got this. Let me
ask God real quick, called grandma too? What's Grandma gonna
know that? You don't?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
She's older than me, not really, but she's still She's
been around.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
You are the highest power in this room at the moment.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Also, your telephone rock is not reaching all the way
out to the circace. I don't care if it is
a bomb pilot. Okay, So is there something that is like,
is there an object that is creating the force field?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
It's just a spell.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
It's uh, it's Blackwood. Blackwood's creating it. So if I
use something, if I do something to break his concentration,
like I like, he basically just cast a wall of force.
So could I like mage hand and like just like
grip grip them, grip underneathness.
Speaker 11 (40:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I try and try listen to.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Dirty He's ninety feet away. I don't know if may
Chan goes that far. I think it does, Dude. The
more I look at this, the more penis shaped it. Look,
how did I do this? I asked you saw this too,
and you didn't point it out? Bro, the lightning is
(40:50):
the sperm? Oh my god, I mean, Chris, I'm a failure.
It looks so phallic. Bro, I don't even I can't
live away. I'm a failure. I'm literally zoomed in so
(41:11):
I can't see it. That's smart. Yeah, I'm not trying
to get demonetized or anything. Were we ever monetized?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I can dream, dream a little dream.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
So yeah, if your main change is arranged, I mean
you can give it a give it the old college. Try.
I can't make you any promises.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
May channelly go thirty feet Yeah, tragic?
Speaker 4 (41:46):
I find some other way. Can we find a way
through the barrier? Can I bullseye his cock?
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Technically I can just shoot around the barrier because I
can just shoot straight up.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
This is a dick heavy episode.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, maybe we dial it down a little bit. How
can how far up does the uh does the barrier go? Uh?
It is an invisible wall of force. Uh, the wall
appears in any orientation.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
The it's a wall of force.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, he cast a wall of force. What if we
just fly over it? This guy's not parallel with it?
A ten by ten panel?
Speaker 10 (42:36):
Didn't I just fly around it?
Speaker 20 (42:38):
It's ten feet high? So, Missy, so we could I
could jump that. Yeah, I'm not jump that. I'm Missy stepping.
I could on zebra mashes. Missy step to the other side.
I'm on zebra and I'm jumping yo.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
By the way, can you make me an icon for
wi whute? That's what the dragon was for.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh so it's not.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Uh so it's not.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (43:07):
There you go?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Wait, paulos Quentin? Uh, same effect I had to homies
before this? They jumped through the window. Does that mean
that the homies are still with me? Here?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Homies are with you. It is your job to name
them all?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Damn. Uh, I don't know how.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Many have I just threw a couple of tokens out.
Not enough, it's not enough.
Speaker 10 (43:41):
Can I wild shape into a giant ultar and just
fly over you can't?
Speaker 4 (43:46):
That's your last so easy.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Wait, I'm gonna jump on and just fly over.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
We also couldn't just use like dispell magic.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
The cliff doesn't have a way over.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I lied right the dragon.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
You don't have a dragon. I have a dragon. Damn it,
I'm not, I said a whose day back to pick
up the cliff.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I mean, I gotta dispell the fucking the wall where
the wall has to come down one way or another,
because so I can bring everybody in.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
You can do it. Attack a wall of force. Oh okay, sucking.
We're just beating against the glass and it breaks. Use
the disintegrate spell. It it immediately does. I'm h'm hitting
in quintin.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh I thought we weren't making jokes.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
That wasn't a dick joke. That was a sex joke.
I don't say dick. We're supposed to be, can I say, Peter?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:59):
That's it's really so much funnier. You actually can't dispell
magic this. It has to be a disintegrate spell.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (45:10):
Where's that one fucker that did disintegrate earlier?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah? Sharp is here? Yeah Sharp disintegrated?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Does that mean freaking uh? What's his face? Save his mississip?
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Damn they're all here. Actually, I didn't really want to
do that.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
A.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Dumb dumb honestly, just let them do the fight.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
I'm just gonna watch. I just want to see how
powerful these guys are, you bitch.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
I don't watch the Grand Wizards fight on a penis
shaped rocker.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
You are.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Watch your fucking mouth. Let me roll the dice Odds
or even Zach.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Evans.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Damn it. Get it on all right, lud. You need
disintegrates the Wall of Force. You know what's your quest name?
Freck I'm assuming as the wall goes down. Yeah, Blackwood's
concentration comes back to him and he's like.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yeah, I'm sorry to pull attention away from the campaign.
I really am, nash. What is Christa doing back there?
She's playing Beata, playing can't.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Tell Cuck Cuck cool.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
I should have remember that she likes fee Saber, but
my guess was d d R no.
Speaker 13 (46:54):
She played beat Faber. Almost every time we played it
was dance dance revolutions for real.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Mhm, hilarious.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
I'm glad we cleared that up. I just couldn't focus,
you know, I was just movement back there. He feels
better knowing.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
I do I do. Christ she was doing like jazz
or size or something.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Beat saber size, beat saber size, circumcize, dumb it pean
or brood at this point circumcis or every time you
every time you say the p R word, you gotta
you gotta sit on hers the stream h.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
M hm.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Hm o hers like Mike peeking out.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
I know I'm here. We're back. We're locked in fault
for making a dick Matt already.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
No, I'm going this way.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Fine, I'll give you my full
attention going this way, and Card and Blackwood are gonna
step forward.
Speaker 10 (48:29):
Okay, can I can my wild chap now?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
I'm going to be a fire elemental, big surprise, big surprise.
I don't have a token for that. I'm sorry, that's fine.
I can just be myself before we start doing initiative. Okay,
we did an initiative, We did initiatives, but yeah, it
hasn't started.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
One that just pre rolling for it.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
It's not a burning. I was gonna do like a
fucking you know, one of them guys, so we'd know
you're a flame elemental. There's not one for on fire.
Weirdly enough, can you can.
Speaker 6 (49:15):
You do like a red spell ring and then just
make it smaller being a fire.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
I can just that's actually a good idea.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
Wow, he can use his brain sometimes, what do we
the smartest? Sometimes you surprise us.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Oh, I don't know. This is bro about these yell earlier?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (49:46):
Flavor were they?
Speaker 4 (49:47):
They were sour patch kid.
Speaker 6 (49:51):
Are far from a dollar tree because they were doing
a fifty percent off all candy because it was the
day after hey Easter, Like, fuck, yes, I love jelly
beans and they were fucking mint.
Speaker 10 (50:03):
You look like you love jelly beans.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
What I was gonna say? Damn, Quinlan's like he likes Dick.
I mean, look at the map.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Who's that eyebrow?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
For?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
Everybody likes a little pean arena.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
It doesn't have to be this way. I hate them.
So we could always prepare you a seat at our
new order your breathe.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
I'm like in the corner, just just dying, like anytime
he tries this.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
We we could make your wildest dreams come true. Wouldn
you like to be with your wife again?
Speaker 10 (51:09):
When you like and won?
Speaker 4 (51:12):
Sounds like that's a fucking inhaler. Yeah, listen, listen, I
saw my wife, not song go shoot happy to see me?
Remember Peka, but you like to see her all the time.
Not not Ellen on star song. Just gonna backstep you
slide dog, you cat me monologue. Okay, the rules are
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you can't cross this line. Why I get a little
free with it? I f around the He can't fly
it not with you on his back. There are the
size of your hands, biggie. No, we talked about him
getting upgraded. Yeah, when you hit a fourteen, when I.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
Hit twelve, we said I could do a new monster, and.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
You said I could do it.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
So I gotta gotta take this away from me. You
gotta get through this fucking monologue. BROI juvenile one. You
can't fly in here. You didn't say that jump. You
can jump like gravity is un in here. Oh there's
(52:30):
no air, breathing a breathing jump into the hand.
Speaker 10 (52:37):
I don't have to breathe.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
If there's no gravity, then I can just jump off.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Join me. Then you're against me, okay, te two thousands rock.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Can I shoot him with my bow?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
Last showdown and Blackwood is going to teleport here.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Twenty three to hit do it? Do it, Quentin, and
he's putting up another barrier.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
You run like a bitch.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
But now he's with all the other guys.
Speaker 6 (53:18):
That's a big force fielding, isn't it siltan feet to
hold him?
Speaker 4 (53:30):
He is blowing them off the map hoddle? Where'd they go?
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Play that with me?
Speaker 4 (53:35):
I can do whatever I want. You can take them away.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
You can't take him away. I'm about a legendary action.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
You you just teleported three grand wizards just just out
of the area.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
It's one grand wizard and like two teachers, all right,
and a regent. I'm confused wood. Yeah, he's got warlock
daddy powers. He doesn't need to be smart.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
And my brother daddy to be.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Coming back for the rent here in a little.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
Bit facts.
Speaker 4 (54:13):
You were standing on quick things.
Speaker 13 (54:15):
Don't want to call him the grand wizard you recall.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Let's maybe you word that.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
Yeah, my bad there, brother? What's p hdarded?
Speaker 1 (54:33):
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Call?
Speaker 4 (54:38):
You can see through it?
Speaker 21 (54:40):
Kind of just blink and you know you cannot. It's
a magical wall. This is this is not this is
not a lot of course.
Speaker 4 (54:51):
This is this is magical bullship that stops everybody except
for stop description for blank. It says, if you can
just see it, you can go. You can't see it.
One are the Dimensions? Record steps up and says, yeah,
(55:15):
I think you're enough of work out for me.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Could just install him?
Speaker 4 (55:21):
Who is this guy? This is Recard, probably old the Old.
I'm pretty sure I got first on issue. So I'm
gonna polymorphone. I'm a card record prep. Yeah you're who
I'm sorry? Who are you? Are you kill the kill
the commoner? Are you? You're on our side?
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Right? No?
Speaker 1 (55:45):
So, like, where did you come from?
Speaker 4 (55:47):
I was I'm the headmaster? Here was before I get.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
It to have you been standing up there the whole time?
Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yes, that's my bad. He really, uh, I'm going to
attack you now, you're really just not memorable. I'm going
to attack you now. Does he have person in the show?
It's actually nashuus first.
Speaker 21 (56:10):
And yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (56:17):
You cast all anymore?
Speaker 3 (56:20):
What is your reaction?
Speaker 4 (56:21):
What does he have to be.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Seventeen? What is theom saving throw?
Speaker 3 (56:34):
It's like fuck plus tid he wins.
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Is a plus seven? He got a twenty three? Yeah,
well you hit that strong will Jesus Christ wisdom whatever.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
I feel like there's some fishing is going on.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
I'm doing this because I'm evil, not because I was
forced into it, he said, so, like, why are you bad?
I like to murder things. He ever twists twist the
squirrel's head in your backyard when you're a child, just
to feel, I.
Speaker 3 (57:14):
Mean, revive him for you that you can kill him again.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
You're behind the wall some time, practically with the spores.
Dumb ass. No, fuck alright, letting you stuff?
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Well, I can't really do anything now.
Speaker 4 (57:44):
I mean I'll let you start wherever you want, as
long as you're like outside of this little radius.
Speaker 22 (57:50):
Okay, okay, uh, well, bonus action. Huh what I can't do?
Actually hold up? Holding, hold the phone, hold a little harder.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Oh, I'm holding.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Well, that's a reaction, it's gonna off.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
That sounds wicked. This is really.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
Oh here we go?
Speaker 4 (58:26):
What where is that?
Speaker 3 (58:27):
Holding me longer?
Speaker 4 (58:30):
At? Pissing yourself?
Speaker 22 (58:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (58:35):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Well? I don't think I can actually do anything? Yeah,
I'm good.
Speaker 22 (58:43):
Well I think was my Oh yeah, we're not counting
polymorph as are we are?
Speaker 6 (58:48):
We are?
Speaker 3 (58:50):
I'm stupid?
Speaker 4 (58:50):
My man ya.
Speaker 11 (58:52):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (58:53):
Googogo Google. That's gonna be.
Speaker 14 (59:00):
Black Woodstern.
Speaker 4 (59:03):
He's a dead correct, he is technically not undead yet?
What how's he lot? He's a warlock that just gets
in chromatic powers through his daddy. He didn't actually have
to like because he did. He cheated.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
I see.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
He is going to cast or not cast. He's going
to use his ability, his innate ability shadow start so
I can't counter it. Are you gonna make me a
dexterity saving throw Alex for you and all of your minions?
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (59:47):
She be hit me with these things.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
I don't even know it. Only Loudini is going to
make this role as far as the So we.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Got a thirteam got a five.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
When we got eleven, all three of those fail.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Oh we all taken the d.
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Wow the damage.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Let me let me, let me let me take my.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
We're getting errors, were getting.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Ludine only takes fifteen. Who's measuring right now? No one
that's just been there the whole time. Oh how do
you do that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Look, you figured out the bottom m.
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Did you not know how to measure?
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
I mean it's it's stayed. See it stays, It.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Does stay usually for a little bit, and it goes
back away.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
How did you do that? He double click a right,
so that's actually a recharge. So he can't do anything.
So they just looks as he basically opens his hand
towards you and part of the lay line rips through
(01:01:19):
the stone in your direction and strikes out like lightning,
and you are blinded until the end of his next
turn because you failed you everybody actually instead of Loudini,
other than Ludini on this side, that is his turn.
(01:01:48):
Then it is going to be recard Apia, who is
going to attempt to attack ellen On because you tried
to fucking polymorph his ass and he's seen me behind
(01:02:09):
the room behind a rock. I'd say you probably have
like pretty good cover. So if he has to make
an atackle, he's gonna be this disadvantage here. He's the
going to cast a spell that I don't have a
lot of experience with, and so I have to pull
it up. Isn't a cast mirror image and create a
(01:02:39):
duplicate of himself?
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Three duplicates of himself? My bad, and they mimic his actions?
Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
How does this work? Each time a creature targets you
with an attack during the spells, duration role of each
twenty determined if you have three difficutions, Oh, I see
he rolls makes sense? Okay, so yeah, there's four of
him now, feeling out thank you for populating this, and
(01:03:32):
then is his action. He gets a staff attack but
nobody is in range, so that is his turn.
I want to touch it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Magic ate my forte one of y'all magic boys. Trying
to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I will perscription mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Fuck really hell yeah, things around, like can I animate this?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
So I reached my hand out, I take my glove off,
because I'm like, this is important.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I gotta know how this feels.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
And so I rea reached over in a little crack
and the moment my finger touches it and just go,
I just start saying can and then and then I
I accidentally convolse and grabbed the rock, and then I
can't let go, and so I'm just shaking and dying
(01:11):
and being electrocuted by magic orcana.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I rolled to whack Rack, to whack Whyett with the
butt of my rifle like a baseball bat. Yeah yeah, fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
H uh oh, I'm sitting here.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He knew, he knew how to do this, he knew
what was covered.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They always they always think about what the orc will do.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
So I just disappear. I come back, my skins inside out.
I disappear again. I come back and I'm.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
Normal, and I just go, Oh, my fucking god, broh,
no fucking way. Siddy hates y'all. She hates when you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Play D and D. She can fucking tell.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Eighteen. Yeah I did, I wanted. I wanted to be
real succulent eighty.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you a fucking plant?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Always?
Speaker 9 (02:48):
I'd be, And I informed the nimrod that decided.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
To touch it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
He's on the ground convulsing. Mmmm.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Anyway, mh what happened?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Crazy, what happened to him?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Divine interview? Done, done, done, duh, no idea, just saying it. No, yeah, yeah,
the interview is like two years old.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Two yous plus a half younger than you, bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
That was perfect.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Now recording, Uh, Quentin's.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He's dumb, he's having a good time.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
And now we're having an awful time. It's all right.
We gotta act all that out again, don't. I'll just
take it from the stream.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Something.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm gonna rip my cock off, bro again. Your handicap
is showing, gonna, oh, balm down. Hunter gathers how much liquor?
How much how much slicky you put in this?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wait, she fill that whole thing up.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Not bad, Just.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Just blink twice if if you're okay, I know it's
hard for you to show your eyes sometimes because you know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I mean he's squinty eyed all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, it's true. Used to call me Squinton Quinton when
I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, he looked at that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
What she's doing that to meet your second she's bad. Yeah,
we can't have the quail eggs going bad. Absolutely, they're
pickled the last forever.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's true questions.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Yes, perfect girl.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes, that's the whole premise of a Seth Rogan movie, Pickleman.
Hear me, Yeah, we can hear you.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh no, the Pickleman.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh yeah, pickle Man.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, I've seen clips of that movie.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I've never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Is it called Pickleman? Ah, something like that.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, I've seen clips of like him figuring out how
to make them in the future.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
He just gets garbage.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Yeah, it's called an American pickle.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Interesting.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
It came out in twenty twenty. You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh think you.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Not that sticky, sticky babe? Will you come my way?
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Walls king, stinky, stinking in a bitch?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Really? Oh, that's all I know. That's that's the whole
part that I know.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It stops at the.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Lam all.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You don't have feet. I'm sorry. Huh they came off.
I'm sorry, wait me, are you talking me? The feet?
They came off, Alex, Alex, it was a miniature. It's
kin sticky. Yeh damn, that's really unfortunate. Well I'm not
(07:57):
gonna bother with clipping it on the strength. So yeah,
you realize that you guys are gonna have to uh
time the pulses out in order to move on. Alex's
(08:19):
make me a history check. Oh of course you know
I got this that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Mophic could be Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Listen, I'll be real with you, brother, are you are
you holding on for this?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I am, yes, till me a twenty long natural. No,
it's a twelve plus nine Jesus. Uh yeah, So you
actually remember marking the walls and ship the last time
you were down here. I'm like, oh, you know, kind
(08:59):
of like what direction you need to be hopping?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'm like, why where you're going? When you go this way?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To go this direction? Then you kind of you sent me.
You chose to touch the fucking voltage. I go to
scrape off the grounds, just like trying quit.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I pulled up my little, my little palm pilot.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
You know. I'm like, so this way I get my
palm pilot real quick.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Wrong, the rocks a p a now pulling his rock out. Yes,
last it's Multidas. I think it's pager Messenger talk text.
It has a whole plan.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
On it does that Solitaire, no.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Wizard.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, you're like overplaying Snake. I'm like, fuck, like, why
aren't you fighting? I was like, I got a dude's
fighting for me.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I'm playing fucking Snake.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And mine sweeper.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I actually, yeah, I found one of those PDAs at
UH at work the other day, we were getting rid
of a bunch of old junk and there's just like
a couple of old they're not palm there their windows PDAs.
But it's the old windows ninety eight p d as.
It hurt to use.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You're able to traverse. I do need.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Some um.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Some roles here. So if you're if you're planning on
trying to see Belos's old glyphs, I need a perception
check me. Or if you're trying to just time the
pulses yourself, I need either an arcana, an insight, or
(11:20):
a all right, so.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I got on.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I got an arcana for you that's six plus nine
the fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, I have a question after this that passes yes.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
So the pulses are do they only affect like the
ground and the walls and the ceiling, only.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
The veins, okay, in the obsidian and so like there's
like the big large one that's kind of central, and
that's the one that way got the shit shocked out
of them on But because they kind of like they've
struct your way forward, so you kind of have to
like walk over them to I'm agree.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
So if I was flying, it wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
How are you gonna fly when you don't know which
way is down?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Got them?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
There was a Man ten episode about that gravity is
really fucky. You might be only like head high flying,
but then all of a sudden you're falling towards a wall.
Mm hmm. Whoa, The sky is not parallel with the
ground everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That was the most when I was a kid. That
was the most fucking sleeping.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I never heard.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Anyway. You said roll arcana or insight or perception to
try to find Belos's old markers, or you can roll me.
They slide of slight of hand, slide of foot, You
can roll me slight of foot, So with my fifteen
can I tell people be like we're good, We're not good?
(12:56):
But that only counts as a help action. They still
have to actually do the action themselves. Nowhere, the uh
the place to go is you know twenty one on
insight twenty one on insight, you guys are gucci. You
time it out perfectly, It pulses, you see the dark
(13:17):
shadow of where Wyatt was on the ground, and then
it unpulses and you jump across eleven maybe, uh make safe?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, good, perfect mat twenty that's twenty.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
All right, you're gonna take a half damage here? Uh
roll ten it takes seven points of damage, or you'll
take a three points of damage.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So I got zapped? Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You did. You were You're not quite as uh as
light footed as as some of the others, and so
you end up lagging just to second behind and it
shocks the ship out of your toe. I wasn't I
didn't see as clearly as I thought I did, or
I missed time to my jumping and sw Yeah it's
not so bad though that you get teleported. Yeah, No,
(14:14):
I didn't. I didn't act like one of those goats
that get zapped by the fence and just immediately goes
like stock still.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Tainting goats.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
You're one of the goats. The streams continues, the streams
runs and then gets choked slammed by their leash. You
just bleat really loud. Uh okay, everybody across not me.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
I rolled up four.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I rolled a fourteen. Oh make even with my help
action or help, but roll roll with advantage then too.
I rolled an anteene as well, twinning. God has betrayed.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Me, Quentin. Shouldn't Corey do it too?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He should.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It's like somebody has to be like me.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I dropped my dice. That one wouldn't have been much better.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
That one was a seventeen. Would that have made it?
That would have damn well he would. He would have
been fine. Actually, damn. The past is past. The past
is passed. Okay, see they get across, You're going to
(15:45):
roll random lay line phenomena. Oh three, your shadows detached
from your bodies. Oh, dance and dance on the wall
next to you making your actions.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Bro getting down, it's toalking on his hands on his hands,
beat up.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Up, beat up as a while is Cliff He is.
Oh my god, what's up?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Get down into darkness like it's my turn. Guys, I'll
never forget my booth thing.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
All right, Cliff is gonna take Oh he failed?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Get it together? Is this what love feels.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Like inside the mandar? Laugh?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Ha ha ha, all right this print was also a
bust alex.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Your guys really hard.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I'm just built different.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, he's not working with.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Much structed in an alternate fashion.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
You are the smallest figure literally are built different. How's
the point to working for you? I'm getting it dialed in.
The betsion is is locked in.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Are you using like any form of like sticky like
you're using uh like.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I actually had to pry this one up with uh
my spat tool, and that is what broke his feet off.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Oh ship, Yeah, that's some crazy good adhesion for not
using anything.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, I went, is it a glass? But okay? So
that so you're right where you need to be. Basically,
I thought you were.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Like were using like a flexy bed and I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It could be a little less sticky. Actually, yeah, so
I don't have to break feet?
Speaker 14 (18:21):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Cool? So Cliff failed your shadows are dancing on the wall.
After a few different variations of this of seeing a
large LA line jumping on over it, sometimes you just
walk up the wall and you're able to kind of
circumvent it since the wall is basically always the floor. Uh.
(18:45):
And eventually you make your way to a large anti chamber.
And do you guys know what time it is?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Anti chamber? I hardly know.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh, initiative Bear time.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It is indeed the studio Albert studio time, rodeo time.
I know words.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
No, you don't treat you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Fuck.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
You don't have to be smart. You're hot, Oh my god,
don't want to be I want to be smart. No,
you can't both.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I don't want to be hot. Then I really just
want to be smart.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Bummer, I see nothing.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I see only darkness. You are supposed to see nothing,
but I feel like.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Darkness.
Speaker 13 (19:44):
I can't see anything because I'm not even on owl
Bear yet.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Required Now there's the worst color. There is no offense Rodney.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Mm hmm. Did he just I need to update to.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Windows eleven?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Dude? When is eleven has been the band in my
fucking existence?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm sure it was really good.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
And then like I don't know what the hell happened,
but they decided to make some dumb ship. Well, I
think my work computer is dying.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh, it's the Windows issue necessarily, but you know, oh no,
like whenever you try and change the ASP uh the
window display, like the settings menu.
Speaker 15 (20:39):
Will go away and you can't get to it, and
every time you go back to it, it will revert itself.
So if you're trying to do multiple monitors, is a
paying ass?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Hmm, what kind of what's the manufacturer?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Well? Nover?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Oh is it T fourteen?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Uh? Uh? I think pad fucking some lappep bullshit.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
That minds you think bad T fourteen Gen two me
and it works great. You know they say about Lenovo's
the different laptops places give you, depending on what kind
of laptop they give you, is how long you're going
to be there? Yeah, that's true. And if it's a
little what you're going to be there for the rest
(21:25):
of your life. If it's a signed to you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I feel like I feel like Lenovo's and Dell's are
a little steep.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
If it's a Dell, you're going to be looking for
a new job very quickly, but not because they want
you to leave because you want to leave. If it's
an HP, you better run because they don't know how
to buy technology.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
That is all my job uses is HP.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Try and if it's a MacBook, you're probably working at
a startup and you probably won't have a job in
a year. Paying a shipload for like a year. They
paid a shipload for a year, but then you're gone
unless it's just like not a funded project.
Speaker 10 (22:05):
My job doesn't use one single type.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Of paper and pans.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They use like twelve different types of party and they
do they do use like just an unnecessary amount of
different things.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
For a long time we were doing they had this
Apple like server, so everything ran on Apple, but it
was all like Windows products.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That's disgusting. It made me.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Want to blow my brains. I hate it when they
give you an Apple device and then they make.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
You do all of your your administration on Windows.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
Yeah, and then we have like seventy five different fucking apps.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
That's how my last job was.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
They gave me a MacBook and then they were like, yeah,
but we use.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Microsoft, so it's super It's because it's super expensive to
pay for the administration. We have tools to manage MacBooks
and so they just buy them and don't plan on
administrating them. Yeah, there's a security protocol at you rack.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
The best ones are the people that are like I
bought the MacBook for security put in they're dual booting.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Into Windows, use Windows the entire time.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, I'm like, what remember that guy squad Alex that Yeah,
he was blind and he came in got Mac.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, that was one of the guys I was referencing.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
And it was he he was a writer and he
just wanted Microsoft three six. He wanted Microsoft Office. But
everybody told me to get a Mac. And he was like,
he is, well, you can't get Microsoft Office if you're
on a Mac. So you gotta get a Mac and
then put Windows on you get Microsoft Office. And I
was like, no, bookie, you don't have to do any
(23:53):
of that.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, let me show you the ways.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
It's almost like they just make Microsoft Office for Max.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, exactly, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I worked really hard on this battle map. If you
don't have compliments, don't say ship understood great, but uh.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
You are?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I love it? I cry? Oh cry, I can't see.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I've ever had what are you really quiet? It's just kidding.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I'm just kidding. Is pretty sick. Honestly, I am only
making maps in canvas from now on. It was so
easy to make this, but.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's like a whole new.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I like the hand, yes, nice.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
So is the hand a real thing?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I want to find out. It looks like.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's what it's pulsing is because it's living. It's a
heart beat.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
It's pulsing.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It's oddly shaped and pulsing.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Or on a penis the gripper, and it's getting ready
to lock us off.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Bro know where?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Right back?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I have one more thing to say about the map.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
You can use the measuring tool and it is accurate
to the map. Excellent, all right, I will be back
in one minute.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Feet from the base, from the top, from the distance.
I didn't even measure from the bottom yet.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, that's just taken.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
His hands a little small for all that ship.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
How do you do the measure?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'm done. That's how listen.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
About it.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Kid, your sleep tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You don't need to kill him. He's gonna throw up
at his fixt.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
I get a wake up at three up the this
it doesn't happen when I drink like her only beer.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
H we're talking about.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
That's like a sleep when he drinks beer.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
No reflex is so bad.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Oh he like, well, bubble it up in his sleep
and then he starts.
Speaker 13 (27:01):
Vomiting in his mouth swallows it well asleep still.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But it is so loud and so violent that I'm
just like throat quays takes up of the throat. She
should boil a carrot in there with it. I just
add sugar and does the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh yeah, well then you're just fucking I guess.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
And I don't have to have straight carrots.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
You just take the carrot out, dumb ass. You don't.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
It's like you know, I mean, like I don't have
to buy a single carrot just for one meal. I
just add a little bit of sugar instead, and it
does the same thing.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
You take a quintin.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I have prescribed to meppersol. I don't. I don't take
it like I'm supposed to. You probably should.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It takes like three days to get into your system.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
We're like I'm supposed to.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
If I don't take it for two days, I'm dying.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
And that's with me with a decent diet.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
No, he just takes one mint toms and goes to
bed and calls it good.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, and then like at three am and you wake
up to eruption. H.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
We're getting off the beaten path here, all right. Look
at the battle map. It's time for combat. Definitely looks
like a beaten path.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Up bath, Wait, he's back. Shortly, he's back.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Sake of time. Let's go ahead and start getting some
initiado roles.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, I want roll of two.
Speaker 15 (28:41):
I can foresee it in my future clean one day.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
I need to be tranquilized.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I got a nine.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I rolled good, even though I rolled like ship.
Speaker 17 (28:58):
Listen, I don't. I'm not here for freaking dexterity or
strength stuff. I'm here for big brain and blowing up
ship or what you get rolled it. Let's see where's
my thing again?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
There it is ten?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I rolled ten, all right, Initiative is taken care of.
So there is this large phallus shaped damn. That one
rock really does kind of make it looks like I
should have caught that. I don't know why I didn't.
It's like it's like these are the balls, and then
(29:37):
this is the little man. Not everybody can be working
with seventy five feet of cocks one hundred and ten
from the top. You never measure from the tip to
(30:00):
a pitch?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Shit, huh?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I like to stay ready, you know, I know what
I'm dealing with. What fucking copy was?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Whoever?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
But I said seventy five feet? And then somebody went
from the bottom to the top with their measurements?
Speaker 12 (30:28):
Could you always measure from the bottom?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Sorry?
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Speaker 2 (31:44):
A lot.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
You notice that this strip of rock is chained down
so that it does not fall apart from the uh
winds and raw magical energy that is circulating in this
large cavern. And add the tip of the outcock. There
is Blackwood and Ricard doing something with a magic circle,
(32:11):
and there is a large shadowy hand reaching out of
the raw magic. The darkness, the darkness, darkness. So you
(32:31):
guys go ahead and start to move. Your guys. You
can't put them any further than this line right here?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Because where? Because because because I see, m hmm, what
am I doing wrong here?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Good question?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Nothing, I'm perfect.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Here we go everything locked to a grade there.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Because there is this little magical wall here at the moment,
anywhere right here?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Can I use the spell magic.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Blackwood? It calls out from the roaring winds. Velos, you've come.
This is gonna be such a phallic episode, dude. Yeah,
this one's getting the R rating on Spotify advised. The
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Speaker 1 (33:55):
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Speaker 4 (33:58):
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Speaker 1 (34:05):
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Speaker 10 (34:18):
Please please, When I'm eating all those Eastern candies, so.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Bro to look it's behind me. Hold on, don't be stingy,
big yeah, big, not the white chocolate ones, actually the
smaller ones, white chocolate final, white chocolate one.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
I almost said something.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
The best thing, the best thing about being with Abby
is she doesn't like sweets, stupid bitch.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
She likes ice cream. But you get all the sweets.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I get literally everything. I hate the whole bag.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Biggie. Anyway, man, please don't have to share. You wouldn't
share anyway.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I would with you. Thank you as so black Wooden. Nope,
that's not your name. Your name is black Baylo's black Y.
(35:35):
Have you come to die finally?
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Why do you sound like that?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I won't.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I'm having those issue about that.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I think you need a little bit nose surgery with
science issues.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
You wouldn't know. You sound like it took lumps from
all the neighborhood kids in your childhood, from your mother.
He's hit him back with the kindergarten like, come on, dude,
what's the least like high school? Shoot him? I'm so
(36:09):
I want to bring down that barrier so I can
shoot him. Yes, come here, belos, we will have our
final encounter and I will finally unlock your philactory fully.
M hmmm. I don't like that tauntingly in front of you.
It's trap. He wants you over there. You can't go
over there.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Didn't we take a piece of that? So aren't you
like a weak ass bitch?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
That's why I need him to come over here so
I can unlock the full power of the flactory by
reuniting it with the missing pieces. Oh so now your
stupid nose works, right, that's our ageing.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
Hey, fat ass, I know you like chocolate, but you're
not getting any.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
That Kirby eight holy Easter bag bag worth a chocolate
and sugary candy.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Kind of insane that he's okay, Honestly.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
They have to eat like twice their body weight for
it to really affect him.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
You fat fuck get out of here.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
I guess growing up Lucy did eat like a whole
cake one time he did.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
She had a fun ton of chocolate. All right, guys
falling off into the void forever?
Speaker 10 (37:26):
What the fuck did guy do?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
The wind Guy's cap and he just went.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Listen, guy, these balls?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
The elements and ship? There we go? Looks so much better?
Ye man, I'm so proud you learned how to do
your job.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
So alright, can I roll a little bit of peripho? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Going on here?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
For I kill my wife off in game.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That's crazy, man's that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
I see what do your help?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I see? Wait?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
What are your no mice? Do you see that phallic
structure is starting to crumble as they exert uh, as
they exert the godly power of the great Darkness UH
in whatever dark ritual they are performing.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
So my question is is technically, if.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
We want to destroy the.
Speaker 19 (38:37):
Chains, what that make it all crash on top of
everything and mud kilar bomb blow up?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Everything's done for it?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Could you'd be sealing off this sleigh line from the
school forever though, Let's do it don't.
Speaker 19 (38:56):
I started place off. We may I roll or kind
of see that is the best solution.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I cannot make your decisions for you.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
If we roller. Kind to know that if I do this,
we'll create a mini nuke. It won't.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
It will create a proportional nuke. You do not know
whether or not it would wipe out the school. This
is a This is above your unders. This is not
power of your creation here, I got this. Let me
ask God real quick, called grandma too? What's Grandma gonna
know that? You don't?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
She's older than me, not really, but she's still She's
been around.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
You are the highest power in this room at the moment.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Also, your telephone rock is not reaching all the way
out to the circace. I don't care if it is
a bomb pilot. Okay, So is there something that is like,
is there an object that is creating the force field?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
It's just a spell.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
It's uh, it's Blackwood. Blackwood's creating it. So if I
use something, if I do something to break his concentration,
like I like, he basically just cast a wall of force.
So could I like mage hand and like just like
grip grip them, grip underneathness.
Speaker 11 (40:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I try and try listen to.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Dirty He's ninety feet away. I don't know if may
Chan goes that far. I think it does, Dude. The
more I look at this, the more penis shaped it. Look,
how did I do this? I asked you saw this too,
and you didn't point it out? Bro, the lightning is
(40:50):
the sperm? Oh my god, I mean, Chris, I'm a failure.
It looks so phallic. Bro, I don't even I can't
live away. I'm a failure. I'm literally zoomed in so
(41:11):
I can't see it. That's smart. Yeah, I'm not trying
to get demonetized or anything. Were we ever monetized?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I can dream, dream a little dream.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
So yeah, if your main change is arranged, I mean
you can give it a give it the old college. Try.
I can't make you any promises.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
May channelly go thirty feet Yeah, tragic?
Speaker 4 (41:46):
I find some other way. Can we find a way
through the barrier? Can I bullseye his cock?
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Technically I can just shoot around the barrier because I
can just shoot straight up.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
This is a dick heavy episode.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, maybe we dial it down a little bit. How
can how far up does the uh does the barrier go? Uh?
It is an invisible wall of force. Uh, the wall
appears in any orientation.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
The it's a wall of force.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, he cast a wall of force. What if we
just fly over it? This guy's not parallel with it?
A ten by ten panel?
Speaker 10 (42:36):
Didn't I just fly around it?
Speaker 20 (42:38):
It's ten feet high? So, Missy, so we could I
could jump that. Yeah, I'm not jump that. I'm Missy stepping.
I could on zebra mashes. Missy step to the other side.
I'm on zebra and I'm jumping yo.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
By the way, can you make me an icon for
wi whute? That's what the dragon was for.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh so it's not.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Uh so it's not.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (43:07):
There you go?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Wait, paulos Quentin? Uh, same effect I had to homies
before this? They jumped through the window. Does that mean
that the homies are still with me? Here?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Homies are with you. It is your job to name
them all?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Damn. Uh, I don't know how.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Many have I just threw a couple of tokens out.
Not enough, it's not enough.
Speaker 10 (43:41):
Can I wild shape into a giant ultar and just
fly over you can't?
Speaker 4 (43:46):
That's your last so easy.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Wait, I'm gonna jump on and just fly over.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
We also couldn't just use like dispell magic.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
The cliff doesn't have a way over.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I lied right the dragon.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
You don't have a dragon. I have a dragon. Damn it,
I'm not, I said a whose day back to pick
up the cliff.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I mean, I gotta dispell the fucking the wall where
the wall has to come down one way or another,
because so I can bring everybody in.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
You can do it. Attack a wall of force. Oh okay, sucking.
We're just beating against the glass and it breaks. Use
the disintegrate spell. It it immediately does. I'm h'm hitting
in quintin.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh I thought we weren't making jokes.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
That wasn't a dick joke. That was a sex joke.
I don't say dick. We're supposed to be, can I say, Peter?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:59):
That's it's really so much funnier. You actually can't dispell
magic this. It has to be a disintegrate spell.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (45:10):
Where's that one fucker that did disintegrate earlier?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah? Sharp is here? Yeah Sharp disintegrated?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Does that mean freaking uh? What's his face? Save his mississip?
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Damn they're all here. Actually, I didn't really want to
do that.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
A.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Dumb dumb honestly, just let them do the fight.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
I'm just gonna watch. I just want to see how
powerful these guys are, you bitch.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
I don't watch the Grand Wizards fight on a penis
shaped rocker.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
You are.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Watch your fucking mouth. Let me roll the dice Odds
or even Zach.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Evans.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Damn it. Get it on all right, lud. You need
disintegrates the Wall of Force. You know what's your quest name?
Freck I'm assuming as the wall goes down. Yeah, Blackwood's
concentration comes back to him and he's like.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yeah, I'm sorry to pull attention away from the campaign.
I really am, nash. What is Christa doing back there?
She's playing Beata, playing can't.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Tell Cuck Cuck cool.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
I should have remember that she likes fee Saber, but
my guess was d d R no.
Speaker 13 (46:54):
She played beat Faber. Almost every time we played it
was dance dance revolutions for real.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Mhm, hilarious.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
I'm glad we cleared that up. I just couldn't focus,
you know, I was just movement back there. He feels
better knowing.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
I do I do. Christ she was doing like jazz
or size or something.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Beat saber size, beat saber size, circumcize, dumb it pean
or brood at this point circumcis or every time you
every time you say the p R word, you gotta
you gotta sit on hers the stream h.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
M hm.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Hm o hers like Mike peeking out.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
I know I'm here. We're back. We're locked in fault
for making a dick Matt already.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
No, I'm going this way.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Fine, I'll give you my full
attention going this way, and Card and Blackwood are gonna
step forward.
Speaker 10 (48:29):
Okay, can I can my wild chap now?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
I'm going to be a fire elemental, big surprise, big surprise.
I don't have a token for that. I'm sorry, that's fine.
I can just be myself before we start doing initiative. Okay,
we did an initiative, We did initiatives, but yeah, it
hasn't started.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
One that just pre rolling for it.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
It's not a burning. I was gonna do like a
fucking you know, one of them guys, so we'd know
you're a flame elemental. There's not one for on fire.
Weirdly enough, can you can.
Speaker 6 (49:15):
You do like a red spell ring and then just
make it smaller being a fire.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
I can just that's actually a good idea.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
Wow, he can use his brain sometimes, what do we
the smartest? Sometimes you surprise us.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Oh, I don't know. This is bro about these yell earlier?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (49:46):
Flavor were they?
Speaker 4 (49:47):
They were sour patch kid.
Speaker 6 (49:51):
Are far from a dollar tree because they were doing
a fifty percent off all candy because it was the
day after hey Easter, Like, fuck, yes, I love jelly
beans and they were fucking mint.
Speaker 10 (50:03):
You look like you love jelly beans.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
What I was gonna say? Damn, Quinlan's like he likes Dick.
I mean, look at the map.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Who's that eyebrow?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
For?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
Everybody likes a little pean arena.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
It doesn't have to be this way. I hate them.
So we could always prepare you a seat at our
new order your breathe.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
I'm like in the corner, just just dying, like anytime
he tries this.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
We we could make your wildest dreams come true. Wouldn
you like to be with your wife again?
Speaker 10 (51:09):
When you like and won?
Speaker 4 (51:12):
Sounds like that's a fucking inhaler. Yeah, listen, listen, I
saw my wife, not song go shoot happy to see me?
Remember Peka, but you like to see her all the time.
Not not Ellen on star song. Just gonna backstep you
slide dog, you cat me monologue. Okay, the rules are
(51:39):
you can't cross this line. Why I get a little
free with it? I f around the He can't fly
it not with you on his back. There are the
size of your hands, biggie. No, we talked about him
getting upgraded. Yeah, when you hit a fourteen, when I.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
Hit twelve, we said I could do a new monster, and.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
You said I could do it.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
So I gotta gotta take this away from me. You
gotta get through this fucking monologue. BROI juvenile one. You
can't fly in here. You didn't say that jump. You
can jump like gravity is un in here. Oh there's
(52:30):
no air, breathing a breathing jump into the hand.
Speaker 10 (52:37):
I don't have to breathe.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
If there's no gravity, then I can just jump off.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Join me. Then you're against me, okay, te two thousands rock.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Can I shoot him with my bow?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
Last showdown and Blackwood is going to teleport here.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Twenty three to hit do it? Do it, Quentin, and
he's putting up another barrier.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
You run like a bitch.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
But now he's with all the other guys.
Speaker 6 (53:18):
That's a big force fielding, isn't it siltan feet to
hold him?
Speaker 4 (53:30):
He is blowing them off the map hoddle? Where'd they go?
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Play that with me?
Speaker 4 (53:35):
I can do whatever I want. You can take them away.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
You can't take him away. I'm about a legendary action.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
You you just teleported three grand wizards just just out
of the area.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
It's one grand wizard and like two teachers, all right,
and a regent. I'm confused wood. Yeah, he's got warlock
daddy powers. He doesn't need to be smart.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
And my brother daddy to be.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Coming back for the rent here in a little.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
Bit facts.
Speaker 4 (54:13):
You were standing on quick things.
Speaker 13 (54:15):
Don't want to call him the grand wizard you recall.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Let's maybe you word that.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
Yeah, my bad there, brother? What's p hdarded?
Speaker 1 (54:33):
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Call?
Speaker 4 (54:38):
You can see through it?
Speaker 21 (54:40):
Kind of just blink and you know you cannot. It's
a magical wall. This is this is not this is
not a lot of course.
Speaker 4 (54:51):
This is this is magical bullship that stops everybody except
for stop description for blank. It says, if you can
just see it, you can go. You can't see it.
One are the Dimensions? Record steps up and says, yeah,
(55:15):
I think you're enough of work out for me.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Could just install him?
Speaker 4 (55:21):
Who is this guy? This is Recard, probably old the Old.
I'm pretty sure I got first on issue. So I'm
gonna polymorphone. I'm a card record prep. Yeah you're who
I'm sorry? Who are you? Are you kill the kill
the commoner? Are you? You're on our side?
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Right? No?
Speaker 1 (55:45):
So, like, where did you come from?
Speaker 4 (55:47):
I was I'm the headmaster? Here was before I get.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
It to have you been standing up there the whole time?
Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yes, that's my bad. He really, uh, I'm going to
attack you now, you're really just not memorable. I'm going
to attack you now. Does he have person in the show?
It's actually nashuus first.
Speaker 21 (56:10):
And yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (56:17):
You cast all anymore?
Speaker 3 (56:20):
What is your reaction?
Speaker 4 (56:21):
What does he have to be.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Seventeen? What is theom saving throw?
Speaker 3 (56:34):
It's like fuck plus tid he wins.
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Is a plus seven? He got a twenty three? Yeah,
well you hit that strong will Jesus Christ wisdom whatever.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
I feel like there's some fishing is going on.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
I'm doing this because I'm evil, not because I was
forced into it, he said, so, like, why are you bad?
I like to murder things. He ever twists twist the
squirrel's head in your backyard when you're a child, just
to feel, I.
Speaker 3 (57:14):
Mean, revive him for you that you can kill him again.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
You're behind the wall some time, practically with the spores.
Dumb ass. No, fuck alright, letting you stuff?
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Well, I can't really do anything now.
Speaker 4 (57:44):
I mean I'll let you start wherever you want, as
long as you're like outside of this little radius.
Speaker 22 (57:50):
Okay, okay, uh, well, bonus action. Huh what I can't do?
Actually hold up? Holding, hold the phone, hold a little harder.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Oh, I'm holding.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Well, that's a reaction, it's gonna off.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
That sounds wicked. This is really.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
Oh here we go?
Speaker 4 (58:26):
What where is that?
Speaker 3 (58:27):
Holding me longer?
Speaker 4 (58:30):
At? Pissing yourself?
Speaker 22 (58:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (58:35):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Well? I don't think I can actually do anything? Yeah,
I'm good.
Speaker 22 (58:43):
Well I think was my Oh yeah, we're not counting
polymorph as are we are?
Speaker 6 (58:48):
We are?
Speaker 3 (58:50):
I'm stupid?
Speaker 4 (58:50):
My man ya.
Speaker 11 (58:52):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (58:53):
Googogo Google. That's gonna be.
Speaker 14 (59:00):
Black Woodstern.
Speaker 4 (59:03):
He's a dead correct, he is technically not undead yet?
What how's he lot? He's a warlock that just gets
in chromatic powers through his daddy. He didn't actually have
to like because he did. He cheated.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
I see.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
He is going to cast or not cast. He's going
to use his ability, his innate ability shadow start so
I can't counter it. Are you gonna make me a
dexterity saving throw Alex for you and all of your minions?
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (59:47):
She be hit me with these things.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
I don't even know it. Only Loudini is going to
make this role as far as the So we.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Got a thirteam got a five.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
When we got eleven, all three of those fail.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Oh we all taken the d.
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Wow the damage.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Let me let me, let me let me take my.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
We're getting errors, were getting.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Ludine only takes fifteen. Who's measuring right now? No one
that's just been there the whole time. Oh how do
you do that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Look, you figured out the bottom m.
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Did you not know how to measure?
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
I mean it's it's stayed. See it stays, It.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Does stay usually for a little bit, and it goes
back away.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
How did you do that? He double click a right,
so that's actually a recharge. So he can't do anything.
So they just looks as he basically opens his hand
towards you and part of the lay line rips through
(01:01:19):
the stone in your direction and strikes out like lightning,
and you are blinded until the end of his next
turn because you failed you everybody actually instead of Loudini,
other than Ludini on this side, that is his turn.
(01:01:48):
Then it is going to be recard Apia, who is
going to attempt to attack ellen On because you tried
to fucking polymorph his ass and he's seen me behind
(01:02:09):
the room behind a rock. I'd say you probably have
like pretty good cover. So if he has to make
an atackle, he's gonna be this disadvantage here. He's the
going to cast a spell that I don't have a
lot of experience with, and so I have to pull
it up. Isn't a cast mirror image and create a
(01:02:39):
duplicate of himself?
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Three duplicates of himself? My bad, and they mimic his actions?
Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
How does this work? Each time a creature targets you
with an attack during the spells, duration role of each
twenty determined if you have three difficutions, Oh, I see
he rolls makes sense? Okay, so yeah, there's four of
him now, feeling out thank you for populating this, and
(01:03:32):
then is his action. He gets a staff attack but
nobody is in range, so that is his turn.
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