July 21, 2025 • 49 mins
The posse finishes up their time with the council of gods and prepare for the final step in their journey...
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Wow, I'm in baked. He's always baked.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No even I mean sorry, I I just think you
think a lot of a man that can't read. How
could he kill someone when he can't even read a book?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, all right, he's just struggle to read.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Sorry, are you bleeding?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I can read the points of sis. He can read.
I'm entitled to believe it.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The point is, your honor, Granny. Granny doesn't lie. I
don't think Granny's ever total one liner.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Objection, literally never lied.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hear's saying open count. It's the first hand of count,
your honor. Objective commentary objection.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Your honor, how are my commentary? Scene sustained? White shoot
up is about the backhand whitet?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Does the defense have any actual questions to ask this
woman before the plaintiff cross examines her?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, when's the last time you saw any blood on
Whytt's hands?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It like plays a flashback to every time he enters
through her threshold, and he's just bla in blood from
your mission.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He's a dirty boy. I think that's just because he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Shower, though, Your honor, we would like to just a
dirty boy, your honor. Motion to admit that to the
record that he is, in fact a stinky your honor, motion,
motion to strike that from the record. Station objection. Non
response to strike sustained, You, honor. We would like to
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move to the the plaintiff back to the plane.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The plaintiff would like to cross examine, your honor, Why yes,
go ahead? Plaintiff. May I comment that your time looks
exceptionally professional today? Why, thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What what are we doing here? Sustained flattery? Can I
shake the man's hand?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
By granny? Granny?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Would you tell me what it is that Wyatt was
doing in doing for you? I should say, during your
time in Emberfield, I was obtaining information. Obtaining information, your honor?
What could be more non specific as that objection? It
sounds like the perfect excuse to let an unhinged murderer
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on objection? Speculation relevance, speculation sustained relevance. I would like
to see where this is going, Thank you, your honor.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Would it be.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Fair to say that the only reason why it went
to Mberfield is because he heard tell that his brother
might be there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, I I asked Whyatt and his party to do
research regarding.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Back up notes?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Why do we go objection?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Your honor, vamping.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Regarding things I had to do with my favorite trime
to try to find a family member. I didn't know
he was alive. Is it a crime to care about
your brother?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Well, objection your honor speculation.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I didn't even know he was alive at that point.
What Yeah, at that point, I didn't know he was living,
Your honor, I would like to move to strike that
last statement I said from the record.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Is it true that whyatt Steelheart did not know that
his brother was alive at this point in time.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, he was a weeping, crying mess. He came into
my home. He's sobbing. Oh, I missed my big brother.
It's so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Why is the Italian? I miss my brother?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Okay, Mario.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The plaintiff rests your honor and concedes the feet.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Can I shake his hand?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We went.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Me Sagar, let me shake your head.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Now he walks away.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Can I go behind to the back room and pay
off the plantiff?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, the plantiff, the plaintiff, I would like for you
to fail.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We removed the plaintiff's mask.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
On the second charge, Your honor, we would like to
bring forth three members of our commune. Are our peaceful
commune that were just happened to be in the vicinity
of meadow Guard one day when a one y it
steel Hart brought them in and threatened to poison the
very air that they breathe in order to gain information
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that they may or may not even have. He was
very willing to sacrifice living people for his idealistic version
of the law. And he calls forth one of the
victims of we get happy with that one, and the
dude still has the bag over his head.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It was just an interrogation tactic, okay. I wasn't gonna
hurt anyone.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Your honor.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I would like that admitted into evidence. What he just
said right there, that that sounds like a confession to
me as far as I am.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You're on objection, objection leading, objection leading leading.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Sustained sus jeez. I would remind you, mister Steelheart, that
anything you say canon will be used against you in
this quarterball turn around, and this is your last warning.
Shut up infer with your legal counsel.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I cast violence on the.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Uh spell. I just gag him.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
The plaintiff is going to call there is going to
question their witness. Now, mister unnamed Soldier Number two. Is
it true that mister Steelhart threatened to poison the air
you breathe in order to gain information that you may
or may not have known. Who wants to be bagman?
It has to be Bayloss because I think poor he
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knows this part. Yeah, all right, Baylis, you're a bag man.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, him, that guy and the little devil dude will
do it as ship.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
They were threatened me all night.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Once they're gonna guess me the other ones that they're
gonna make me dead and not alive backnection. How does
how does he know what the little devil dude look
like if he had a bag over his head? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Sustained? Please rephrase the question, plaintiff. Fine, did you hear
anybody speak of poisoning the air and threatening you? For
a direct question? Your honor over reading the question. He's
leading the question. You're the same person?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
This isn't fair, Fine, this is our rephrase, our rephrase,
our rephrase.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
This is an.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Did you feel like your life was threatened at any
point while you were under the care of these heroes?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Does it count of My life was threatened for the
entire time before that too, But.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I was always in a state.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He's always been threatened in his whole life.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I've always been a state of did you feel any
did you feel any danger while you were bound in gag?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
WHOA probably into it?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Your honor? Speculation, speculation, your honor.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I wasn't asking a question, so I can't. I was
just talking. I have to answer that question.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
All right, this is not turning out. I would like
to remove the witness from the stand. We were done
based out bites. Unless the defense wishes to cross examine.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
We don't need a cross examing him. I thank you,
just you know he has no evidence at all.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Does the defense wish to call upon their own witness
to this event?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
We would like to call the Lone Ranger up to
the stand.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
We can't talk, he can't talk.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
The fragment of the Lone Ranger takes the speed they swear,
and they're like, they're like, do you he swear to speak?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Why didn't you say something and only the truth? And
he goes, oh my god, from.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mister the Lone Ranger, would you say it's fair to
say that your disciple went on a little bit of
a bender here and began seeking vengeance to serve as
the means of an end.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I can be his translator. Yeah, I can hear him.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He he goes, Guy goes up in signs.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, ibout to say it is people.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And he socially communicates to Guy that listen. Everybody as
their darkest moment. His pseudo father slash god just perished,
and he had no other option but to latch on
to a piece of his family. All right, Paul's I
immediately tell Guy through the mind, you better turn exactly
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what he said into something that sounds good. They don't know,
so you better just lie. How are they gonna know?
Come on, he said.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
He's great, and he's a really good kind person, and
people do crazy things for love and acceptance.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm sorry, your honor. Are they pleading insanity to very insanity?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Negative, your honor, No, we're pleading love.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
He was perfectly sane when he murdered these three bagged men.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
He didn't murder them.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
They did, in fact die.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Before they touched them.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
We were in the room when it happened.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Your investigations to sham this is a injustice to the
court system, and you should be ashamed of yourself of.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This, sustained Ellen ellen On, and I literally dragged him out.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Of the state.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I didn't even object anything.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
You're saying that he did not, in fact commit any atrocity.
He only thought about committing it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
He only thought about it. If we were to judge
everybody thinks youbody, you tell me you never thought about
hurting somebody, I will regretfully waive the charge as it
has no ground.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Murder his brother three times.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Menacing is technically not against Listen, you are the one
being judged.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You're not me.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I am not on Trymily, Amelily. I think we're all
judging you.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I think my hammer back.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Five seconds. Okay, sir, under the gabble, and I walked back. Okay.
I shake his hand with a mage hand.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
The plaintiff would like to call Wyatt's steel heart to
the stand. Why it don't say anything?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You shouldn't. What is this last charge? I give White
a glare.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Do you swear to say the truth and nothing but
the truth?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I always dom literally a palainin Do you use that
excuse a lot? Would you just say yes, I swear
instead of you know, dancing around our question.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, yeah, yeah, I'll tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah for sure, Okay, okay, great, right, I'd get that
out of the way. Mister Wyatt steel Heart, did you
or did you not attach yourself in a tune to
a cursed weapon and draw unholy dark power? So I
might even say damning power in order to speak out.
You're right, I'm sorry, I'll rephrase. I would say damning
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power in order to sup a sustain in order to
I don't know, fulfill a personal vendetta objection, literally lack
of foundation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Do you so screen pulled up with all these things.
I have a whole list of law objections sustain, But
do you answer the question? What what I think? I
think anyone you know that that had been forcibly attuned
to any type of dark object would do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh, you were forcibly attuned. You you were against your will,
you were forced to attune to the cursed version of Sylvia.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh. I'm not talking about me. I'm just saying, you know, hypothetically.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, okay, your honor objection to have been You can't
staying Mister Steelhart answered the question, and the plaintiff object
to the person they're questioning, is that a thing in
this course? Could you repeat the question, did you or
did you not attune yourself? To a cursed weapon to
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fulfill your personal endeavors.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I whispered through the mind. Why you need to talk
about how you wanted to turn it for good and
not use it for evil. That's why you attuned to it.
So so you want me to to the evidence that
the gun is good? Now, isn't it? Isn't it not
chaotic anymore?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's true?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, I got the second true of physical evidence, Your honor.
May I answer the question with a question.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I am intrigued, so in this very moment, I will
allow it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, do you do you know where this this gun is?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I do have a record a certain time slot in
the fabric of the universe where this gun didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, no, no, do you know where this gun is? Right now?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I believe it is in this court.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I whip it out. I'm holding a gun.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
He's got a good.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Your honor.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I go pick it up, and hang on. I go
pick it up, and I put it into a bag
and I seal it. This is evidence. I would like
you to personally inspect this weapon and tell me if
there is any form of dark magic on this firearm
that you speak of.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I'm sorry the judge takes to the gun in his
hands and feels it, and he says, you know there
is no remnant of dark magic on this weapon.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So, however, attuned to a dark to a dark object
that doesn't have dark.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Magic on it, because you have darkness inside yourself objection speculation.
So judge said it sustained. Sustained because the judge said.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm sorry, I didn't realize the judge was the one
prosecuting me. I thought the judge was supposed to be
an unbiased character. Therefore, this case should be thrown out
the window. Because well, we will move on to your
final charge. Thought, mister Steelhart. The power you wield now,
do you truly wield it or those of you who
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are your constituents? Or do you wield it to fulfill
some sort of hole of grief inside you? You know
we see you here today. You know, allegedly the avatar
of justice as you have taken it is entirely necessary.
I will prove relevance your honor. Sustained as you have
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taken on the title of the lone Ranger. Stay don't
mean that he has to stop, all right? Sorry, sorry,
whatever it is, I forgot the other overall, overall, overall,
And you are parading around saying you are as the
one Lone Ranger.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yet here we are a fragment of the Lone Rangers,
sits among the galley. Himself has been called up here
as a witness. If you were truly the man you
say you are, would the Lone Rangers prayers not be
funneling to you instead? Why is it that you have
not taken on the prayers of your so called believer?
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What is holding you up? Man?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well, actually, you know I wield this power for my believers,
though they are few in number, I believe that my
rightful place is to do what is right for them.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I would say that the reason the old Lone Ranger
is still receiving these prayers is because people do not
fully acknowledge you as the new one and are still
praying to a dead God.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well you can't. You know, you can bring a horse
to water, you can't make a drink type shit.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
And I was holding up a silence says why God,
I can reach.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Out my hand, But if they don't want help, who
am I to make them?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Are you saying that you would damn a person simply
because they don't believe.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
In you objection. No one is saying I would damn them.
I never said I would damn them. My job is
not to judge or to pass judgment on lassuls, but
to guide them into the light.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Mmmmm, And what will you do now with the grief
of your deceased mother and father? Where does it jection?
Objection leading overruled? I would like to know the answer.
This is an injustice.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
He learned the vocabulary word deelfish. He's selfish. This judge
is selfish.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You can do?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Can you repeat that question?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
What did you do with the darkness inside of unfair
drudge that grieves for your dead mother and father?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Well, like the gun that you hold in your hand,
there is no objection last authenticity? How do you know
they're death?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Death? Can we confirm whether or not they are alive
or dead?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Blos?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
The old death like hands you a scroll, It's a list,
and you open it and focus focus on the people
you're thinking of. And his parents' names do in fact
appear on the list?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Not there, mister death. Would you please tell us do
his name his parents' names appear on that list?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeats?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Bring it back? Speak the truth and only the truth,
just say.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, uh, gotta be honest, this is just a failed thing.
They're there, Unfortunately, they're there. All I asked was how
did you know they were dead? Not if they were
actually because he killed them. We know that they were
dead because we killed because I killed them, and I
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took Reggie's body and the inhabited it. And that I
am not on trial. I am already facing eternal damnation.
I have just been called here for his trial. Mm
mmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
So answer my question, what do you do with the
grief and darkness that was inside of you yearning for
your parents. We'll be back after this short break. Doom doom, doom, doom, doom,
doom doom. Just kidding, doom doom. We're back.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I have no idea what to say here. Guys, Well,
did you know, did you ever feel bad about your
parents dying? Did you?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Not really, that's the kind of that's the kind of
guy you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Motivation, motivation to change the world.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, it was my motivation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
I'm on something. While it didn't hurt you, mostly.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
As death saying, in fact, I am all that we
are all seeing could That also means I could be
used as a resource because he would ask me the
after he figured.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Out the court would acknowledge a expert witness and testimony
from the one god of death himself. I'm gonna say
my saying, go ahead, mister steel Art.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. Albeit, the death of my mother and father was depressing,
and I struggled with it for years in my adolescence.
But when I took up this mantle, not not the
mantle of the lone ranger, but as an officer of justice,
the death of my mother and father had become all
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but motivation for me to strive to do the right thing.
You see granny wipe a tire with a tissue.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So I stand before you, just a humble ranger, a
lone ranger. Unfortunately, I'm sorry yours we have found I
find the defendant not guilty of all charges. Your son
contempted court. Don't forget there is contempting court of all
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I knocked Wiet out.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
They totally everyone totally does what they got. By the way,
as the expert witness.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
They're they're pulling me out. It was fun for me.
It uh.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Right? Are you ready for your reward?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
What we got?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
He just got something for us bullying a judge.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I judge deserved it.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, that was witness. That was super biased.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Wait where is this ship?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh? Is it like the dragon scroll from Kung Fu Panda?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
It was here, we go here I found it. No,
it's not. That's lame.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
There is no seeker ingredient.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
It's just you.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So you are You gain excess at will access to
your demi god form. So once per long rest, you
may enter your ascendance form as a bonus action. It
will last only for one minute or until you are
reduced to zero HP. This can also trigger automatically once
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during desperate moments at a cost. Oh what's the you gain?
You'll find out aura of command Allies within thirty feet
cannot be frightened or charmed. They gain advantage against mine
altering effects.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, chokes on you.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm never desperate to swift judgment. One time per day
when an enemy within thirty feet violates one of your
I have to go over something else before I can
go into this. So you now have access to a
feature called Marshal's Edict. You inscribe as Marshal's edict. I
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will also pace this in the check. Oh what what
you inscribe a sentence of law into the world. Choose
from the following effects, or create your own with my approval.
No one dies alone. When a creature falls to zero HP,
you can teleport next to them and grant them one
final ac And these are all quotes. These are laws.
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Vengeance is not justice. Damage dealt by allies after being
attacked by a marked creature is doubled. But why it
cannot kill the enemy himself unless they strike him first.
The truth cannot hiden silence. Once per day, all creatures
within sixty feet must speak the truth for one minute,
even if magically protected. The law protects those who cannot
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protect themselves. Why it can cast sanctuary on up to
three targets per long rest without concentration. Where I stand,
there is peace. Create a zone of non violence once
per long rest within a thirty foot radius, violence is
impossible and less violent. Wyatt permits it. So that's kind
of sick. So your Gimmi god form allows you to
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use swift judgment. Yes, so when an enemy within thirty
feet violates one of your declared laws, you can immediately attack,
cast a cantrip or move up to twenty feet without
provoking opportunity to attacks. One time a day standoff defense.
When an enemy targets an ally within thirty feet, you
can impose disadvantage of reaction with spectral chains or gunfire.
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And then while in your demi god form, you have
a few more edicts you can use so you can
do no one dies today. This is once per combat.
Allies can't be reduced below HP. Wants per combat no
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violence in my town. Enemies take two DY eight psychic
damage when attacking civilians or allies under fifty hp. Fifty hp,
and then the truth walks free. I think I covered
that already. Yeah, I did that. One doesn't exist. That
was a bonus cook cute. Uh dude, dude, the format
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asn me be a little messed up because it's in
what's you McCall it?
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I am a god boy.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Me talking to to B Tbalto after this when he's
like I love you, I'm just like, I'm a god boy.
All you with her snappers on your phones? Yeah, that's right,
looking up, that's right. I got all your every single one.
I mean, Cory, Cory's asleep.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'm not a sleep.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Sleeves us with one more?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
What boy?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
The guy?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
I was gonna.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Drugs, doing drugs.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Now this is the rehab time. Oh yeah, the rehabilitation.
We're all about to do mushrooms an intervention.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah no, guy loas and retrieves you and your party
and leads you to a clearing and in march is
eighteen micanoids, each with a given name.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You're so silly. There's more than do you have many?
List all of them?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I said eighteen, not eight. Oh okay, I know all
of them. I at this port.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I sorry, go ahead, no, you go, you go, big boss.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
The they sit ready in meditation. But even though they
have aspired to follow in your footsteps, they are unable
to still break from the meld since they have still
been together.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Damn the way she picked her MICROPHONEO.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Loads and turns to you and says, you have a
simple task. You have soldiers wanting to fight, and they
require people to train them.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh yeah, oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah. Let's get
let's get machine gun hands out here. What what's his face?
Gun hands are thorny thorn?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
What is he? How is he going to get out here?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
He's going to train them?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
No, no, no, you're you have to pick which party
members train.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh okay, I'm gonna go off names here. Obviously, I'm
pairing up the micanoids with my teammates.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Correct, I will say, three microanoids step forward, okay, and
salute you, salt reckless defender, Sir, captain of the first armada,
and he is visibly shaking, is he not? And no ship?
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Do you notice that the micanoids are split into three
separate groups, with a micanoid standing in front as each
captain of the team. The next micanoid steps forward, lizard here, captain, sir, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Good bye.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I am in charge of the second command. And then finally,
a third micanoid steps forward, death reporting for duty this
year to lead the third armada.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
How they get boats in here?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
They don't know what an armanda is. They just heard
somebody say it while on the surface.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's exactly what happens.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
My name is Guy, So what do you what do
you say to these micanoids?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
First of all, I am so proud that you are
paving your own way, But I also want to let
you know that you do not have to fight just
because it is what I have done.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Permission to speak freely, ma'am sir.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
They it's fine.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It we might anoid represent a combined effort to step
foot into the surface world. And learn everything we can
to learn. We have acknowledged that part of that process
is defending those above us, and as such have formed
this battalion to fight against the great darkness.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
They're exploreres disgusting. I was hoping for like Kalers, you know,
you know, like.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
I don't know that dark and to death seems a
little dark.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It seems pretty motivatedness. We miss that one, you know,
we should should have been sure to clean.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Him out before me.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Then he's a mill a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, some cleansing for a mushroom. He's not very mellow.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
What am I? What am I doing here?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
So?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
What's the one?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You need to assist them in breaking free from the
meld so that they can truly become visual because currently
they're still relying on albeit a smaller meld, but a
mild in general. And two, you got to tease motherfuckers
how to fight.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm gonna need eighteen blindfolds.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Can we acquire this loads and waves her hand and
they appear perfect.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I'm gonna send see. Yeah, they all get a break
apart from each other for a little bit. Such a
vague thing you're asked to do.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I do have some mechanics. Okay, so you can make
a medicine or inside check once per battalion to help
sever their link. Each party member can assist you and
grant you advantage or other things like partic inspiration, calm, emotions, guidance, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I was hoping I was grouping them up with.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
My people, with your people. Yeah, team, Well you will
that there's another mechanic for training, but this is the
mechanic breaking the meltain ritualistically, if you need a mechanic
for that. Otherwise they will separate into groups and you
will decide which mikenoid will take on which footsteps of
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a class to follow amongst your party.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I feel like I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Like you'll split them up and send them to each
party member so they can learn how to be that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
M hmm, Well let's just do that one.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah okay, I mean you still need to help them
break from the mic I'm rolling.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Just give them all snake oil and call to day.
Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Also, I look back on my notes. Fun fact, it's
tot oil. I'm calling it wrong. The synth I thought
it was snake oil. I thought it was snake oil.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I was wondering why you were snake oil handley sneezes.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
So you said medicine or insight?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Three medicine, three groups of of six, three groups of six,
So just six times three times, there's three groups times.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Why I can't read and you can't do math? Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Why do I catch a straight?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Whyat weirdly good at math? Though? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Twenty five for the first one.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Twenty five for the first one. What would you like?
What what do you do here to lead them into
breaking them melt? What's your what's your strategy? You obviously
succeed in whatever you do, but what would you like
to like in character? Do to help them?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Blindfold them? It's been a dark room for a couple hours.
They really have to find it within themselves, because I
try to do the pep talk.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I see, I see. Okay. You stick them in a
room by themselves, blindfolded, and they shuffle around for hours
and hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They really have to have the brink of it insanity.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
And eventually you open the door and this group of
six stumble out and look at you, and the only
thing that they say is it's so quiet.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, isn't it nice. Then you're gonna get some friends,
and then you're gonna put them in your head again,
and then they don't shut up. Because I have this
guy who can't read.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
This guy keeping his wife.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
He's always his wife in there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Always told me, if you can't read, you gotta talk.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
He's got harmonica playing in his head all the time,
the soundtrack else, the same chord progressions, over and over again.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Let somebody else write your words downs right?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Your words?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
What the hell did I do?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, in the corner on the harmonica, he's like, come on,
he's guilty.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Pleasure song. What do you Let's make a check for
the next sick Salt walks out. I am ready to
begin training, sir. The voices in my head have subsided,
and I have never been thinking so clearly, point me
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in the direction. I am but a piece of clay
ready to be molded into a perfect weapon.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
You're still kind of missing the point here, though, Sault.
Do you want to do this?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I would like to be molded. I would like to
be used.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh I.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Want doubt to protect this world. O.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Good, good job, buddy. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
And what's your final check? Twenty three death leads is
hi their group out. I have stared into the abyss,
and the abyss blinked. Oh God, Death looks. Death looks
up and looks straight at Balos. You will train me
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and starts Marsh to afford him.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I'm really, I'm really satisfy my favorite names.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm so sorry? What were your favorite names?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Babies be bad? Pelling on and then where's the other one?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Liot lyott oh. The groups of micanoids split up, three
to each of you. What skill from your class will
you teach each group to set them on their new
journey that touch It has to be like literally a
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first level thing.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
How to shoot gun gone. We all get to choose
one or only the people that got.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
All of you why it's like so first step is
to pray to me. Second step is to channel my
energy through you.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Laughter.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
You teach the vidious laughter. They just start laughing really awkwardly.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
To because it makes them incapacitated. It's a good skill.
M metagame is should teach them something?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Hell for?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Should I teach them something too? Badass? M?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Whatever you deem is the most important thing for your.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hell Yeah, I'm going to teach them how to command.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Pretty serious about it having to be a first level thing.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
It just has to be something from the first level
of your class. It doesn't have to be like a
first level spell, but you'd have to have access to
it at the first level. Whatever you deem to be
the mostspect of your Well, I don't know. I think
kitty is laughter is a great choice. Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Bellcasting is a huge part of being a bard, So
hang on, I'll back you. Just like you, point and
spray rays sickness at one of the micenoids. They throw
up and they're like, all right, let me learn how
to do that. And then they point to the next
smicanoid and shoot right his sickness at them, and then
they throw up. And then it just revolves all the
way around.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well, they can't throw up.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
It seeps out of their fingers, it seats out of
their glands.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, spores just dust off them.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Why.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
It teaches them command. They take turns giving orders to
each other.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Now, yeah, I'm gonna look at one.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Guys want to see something cool, And they're all like, yeah,
I'm gonna go brothel.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
It's like, yes, this is what I wanted. I'm being molded.
They take turns laughing at each other until one of
them actually channels magic into it, and like they all
immediately get their feelings.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
They're like scared. They're like, oh, fuck, guy, what do
you teach them?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I teach them healing word?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Oh what makes healing words so great?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
We're gonna need health.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
If they don't know a lot of words. So it's
like the same Wordorry about that.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Bailey found termites in the house and we were trying
to see how bad the problem was.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh, you're good, Croy. What do you teach the three
you have been assigned to? What is the most important
thing as a ranger?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Harmonica more cal Bet.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
I would say, if it has to be a level
one thing, I would say, it's probably favored foe. But
that's what I took. It's yeah, it's basically your you
pointed enemy and you're like you and that's basically your
nemesis for the fight.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
They all point at Wyatt and go, what do you
in Unison?
Speaker 6 (40:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Please? So if they're going to help us, you know
on the home court quick question, m they have their
racial abilities.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
They do okay, and you have you spend the day
with them, and successfully mold them into aspiring rangers, aspiring bards, palatines, druids,
and wizards.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
I'm sure magic mission.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
All right, Just remember when you're in trouble, just pray
to me.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Pray to me, to me.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I'm just I'm teaching them all the ways of like
the upper world.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Starting a little bit, I'm like, they're like, oh, and
they start patting your skin with their big hands. Guy,
you successfully trained the miconoids. They now can choose to
rejoin the spoor Net at will, instead of permanently being
stuck within the meld. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
You who's a birthday?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You can choose a birthday.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I choose today today, everybody choosy.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
No, today's why it's birthday.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's not why it's birthday. No, we don't know why
it's I know why it's birthday.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Wait, when's my birthday?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
You know your birthday? You have your memory back?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
When's your birthday? I didn't get to write it down. Oh, Bail,
your birthday is June eighth, year, three thousand and six
hundred and thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
I had their year now, Yeah, because that's just what
I am.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
And when I was November first. He's a scorpio.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
No, I'm going to be August fourth, nice Cody's birthday.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
You take Cody's birthday from him.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I am that's exactly what I thought, and when I
thought about when.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Isn't that all right? Guys?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
But the year wait, it would be the year How old.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Is Baalos really fucking old?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
It's like year three thousand. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Year thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
What year is it now in our What in the
year in the Lord.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Of four thousand and something? Because I'm like five hundred
years old, Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
So I want to be born in four thousand and
two hundred and sixty five. Sure of is histific because
that'll put me That'll put me in like forty years old,
thirty years.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Years You just say you're thirty years old and the
people at home can figure it out for yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
No, no, I want to go answer your accurate backgrounds.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
All right, we'll figure it out after we get through
with this.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
In the second year of the Third Age.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
God your reward, greater, greater mind meld, you have fully
mastered the meld. No longer just drewid. You are now
a node in a vast living web, able to commune
perceive and act across great distances. Expanded spore mine network,
your rapport spores and pheromone spores now have a range
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of one mile instead of thirty feet. You can simultaneously
communicate with every creature within your range. While connected, allies
share surface thoughts, emotional impressions, and sin flashes like smell, sounds,
and danger cues. Spore mind awareness, you gain tremor sense.
Out to one mile. You are aware of all living
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creatures within that radius. You automatically learn what type of
creature they are, their size, category, and their current emotional state.
You do not learn identities, HP or abilities unless you
already know the creature observed at least one minute. I'm
abusing the hell up remote casting two times for long rest.
You may cast a spell as if you occupied any
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point within your one mile radius. You must be aware
of the location via your spore mind awareness or previously
established link. You must still provide verbal, somatic, and material components,
and expend resources as normal. Your eyes glow with faint
bioluminescence when bioluminescence when casting through the network, and creatures
within the mild briefly hear whispers, spell loam or smell loam,
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or feel your presence like a forest breathing.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, y'all are going to feel my presence.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Part two Mushling Minions. Guy may now summon a small
wave of tiny micanoid familiars once per long rest hp
AC thirteen speed thirty feet. They're not super.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Strong, but thems cliffs babies.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
They can distract, explode uh or as a bonus, can
deliver touch spells for guy, act as scouts, or can
hold concentration for one spell night for you, so you
can have two concentration spells going at a time because
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you're swarm of mushlings.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Hold it, I'm naming one bolto.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yes, you have two you can name so Cliff Junior
in Balto.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, my two boys.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Two boys? Yeah, and here I will send that in
the chat question let me yes.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Can I get a list of the extra features that well,
who ta gets? You sent the picture? But not like
any information on how he changes?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Oh, yes, of course there is. You can't have that
greater mind meld. And that was so loud, Rushling minions
that sounded.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like the burb from Minecraft. Do you get done?
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Are you steve? My bad guys? Even jumps on you, guys.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I'm actually rich. I've been collecting royalties from the Minecraft
Voice acting I did twelve years ago. This entire time,
I was gonna wait till the end of our campaign
to give you all a million dollars. But here we are. Okay,
So I get that Miller now, please, I'll take it.
So I've actually invested each of those individually into a
roth Ira account and you'll get them in thirty years.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
What as a spend money is useless?
Speaker 3 (46:56):
And so loas and leads you out, and you face
the Council of Gods in your new strengthened form, and
Losan looks at you and says, your training has only began,
and that is where we will end two day's session. Yeah, bitch,
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I'm sorry, I skipped the part. They lead you to
a table with an ORB and in the orb you
see the material plane in a crack begins to run
down the side of a cliff face as the great
darkness severs a portal into the material. That's where we're
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ending the session, my bed. When we play, you will
all be level sixteen. Yes, two levels, huh correct?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Sixty two?
Speaker 7 (47:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Four?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Three levels? Oh god, we're level thirteen three level.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Huh three levels Elliott.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Forgetting how to math again? No, I.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Already, let's Joe hey, because I thought we were thirteen already,
but apparently we weren't.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
It's fine next time we're sitting.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
So Quentin, yes, I do at level beforeteen, get I
get pretty much free command dead.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yep, you do. It's actually choose one dead. Let's say
any undead will follow you because they all appear as
non hostile creatures to you, so they will not even
attempt to resist your weight.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
So pause t T never mind, they already have a session.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
I mean I can answer questions.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I was basically say, hey, say in the fact that
I'm I'm death and all knowing now baby death, does
that mean that I can, like, you know, see other
people that are potentially doing undead ship, and like, hey, yo,
where we're gonna make a whole motherfucker army to fight
these people. I need you to come here now anation and.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
You can you can sense the flow the weaves in
when it's used for necronic means, so you would be
able to potentially cry and find people that are using necromancy.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
I'll basically be like you that come here help me
out kill big dead, big bad guy, or you die
right now.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
And I take your UNDID.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
I don't want to forget this for next time. So
your task between now and next time is obviously to
level up, but also to figure out what your final
saga outfits are. I'm deaf in a suit. That's all
I need.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I'll think about it, yeah,
Wow, I'm in baked. He's always baked.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No even I mean sorry, I I just think you
think a lot of a man that can't read. How
could he kill someone when he can't even read a book?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, all right, he's just struggle to read.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Sorry, are you bleeding?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I can read the points of sis. He can read.
I'm entitled to believe it.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The point is, your honor, Granny. Granny doesn't lie. I
don't think Granny's ever total one liner.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Objection, literally never lied.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hear's saying open count. It's the first hand of count,
your honor. Objective commentary objection.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Your honor, how are my commentary? Scene sustained? White shoot
up is about the backhand whitet?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Does the defense have any actual questions to ask this
woman before the plaintiff cross examines her?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, when's the last time you saw any blood on
Whytt's hands?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It like plays a flashback to every time he enters
through her threshold, and he's just bla in blood from
your mission.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He's a dirty boy. I think that's just because he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Shower, though, Your honor, we would like to just a
dirty boy, your honor. Motion to admit that to the
record that he is, in fact a stinky your honor, motion,
motion to strike that from the record. Station objection. Non
response to strike sustained, You, honor. We would like to
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move to the the plaintiff back to the plane.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The plaintiff would like to cross examine, your honor, Why yes,
go ahead? Plaintiff. May I comment that your time looks
exceptionally professional today? Why, thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What what are we doing here? Sustained flattery? Can I
shake the man's hand?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
By granny? Granny?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Would you tell me what it is that Wyatt was
doing in doing for you? I should say, during your
time in Emberfield, I was obtaining information. Obtaining information, your honor?
What could be more non specific as that objection? It
sounds like the perfect excuse to let an unhinged murderer
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on objection? Speculation relevance, speculation sustained relevance. I would like
to see where this is going, Thank you, your honor.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Would it be.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Fair to say that the only reason why it went
to Mberfield is because he heard tell that his brother
might be there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, I I asked Whyatt and his party to do
research regarding.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Back up notes?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Why do we go objection?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Your honor, vamping.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Regarding things I had to do with my favorite trime
to try to find a family member. I didn't know
he was alive. Is it a crime to care about
your brother?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Well, objection your honor speculation.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I didn't even know he was alive at that point.
What Yeah, at that point, I didn't know he was living,
Your honor, I would like to move to strike that
last statement I said from the record.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Is it true that whyatt Steelheart did not know that
his brother was alive at this point in time.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, he was a weeping, crying mess. He came into
my home. He's sobbing. Oh, I missed my big brother.
It's so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Why is the Italian? I miss my brother?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Okay, Mario.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The plaintiff rests your honor and concedes the feet.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Can I shake his hand?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We went.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Me Sagar, let me shake your head.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Now he walks away.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Can I go behind to the back room and pay
off the plantiff?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, the plantiff, the plaintiff, I would like for you
to fail.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We removed the plaintiff's mask.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
On the second charge, Your honor, we would like to
bring forth three members of our commune. Are our peaceful
commune that were just happened to be in the vicinity
of meadow Guard one day when a one y it
steel Hart brought them in and threatened to poison the
very air that they breathe in order to gain information
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that they may or may not even have. He was
very willing to sacrifice living people for his idealistic version
of the law. And he calls forth one of the
victims of we get happy with that one, and the
dude still has the bag over his head.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It was just an interrogation tactic, okay. I wasn't gonna
hurt anyone.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Your honor.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I would like that admitted into evidence. What he just
said right there, that that sounds like a confession to
me as far as I am.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You're on objection, objection leading, objection leading leading.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Sustained sus jeez. I would remind you, mister Steelheart, that
anything you say canon will be used against you in
this quarterball turn around, and this is your last warning.
Shut up infer with your legal counsel.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I cast violence on the.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Uh spell. I just gag him.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
The plaintiff is going to call there is going to
question their witness. Now, mister unnamed Soldier Number two. Is
it true that mister Steelhart threatened to poison the air
you breathe in order to gain information that you may
or may not have known. Who wants to be bagman?
It has to be Bayloss because I think poor he
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knows this part. Yeah, all right, Baylis, you're a bag man.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, him, that guy and the little devil dude will
do it as ship.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
They were threatened me all night.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Once they're gonna guess me the other ones that they're
gonna make me dead and not alive backnection. How does
how does he know what the little devil dude look
like if he had a bag over his head? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Sustained? Please rephrase the question, plaintiff. Fine, did you hear
anybody speak of poisoning the air and threatening you? For
a direct question? Your honor over reading the question. He's
leading the question. You're the same person?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
This isn't fair, Fine, this is our rephrase, our rephrase,
our rephrase.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
This is an.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Did you feel like your life was threatened at any
point while you were under the care of these heroes?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Does it count of My life was threatened for the
entire time before that too, But.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I was always in a state.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He's always been threatened in his whole life.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I've always been a state of did you feel any
did you feel any danger while you were bound in gag?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
WHOA probably into it?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Your honor? Speculation, speculation, your honor.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I wasn't asking a question, so I can't. I was
just talking. I have to answer that question.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
All right, this is not turning out. I would like
to remove the witness from the stand. We were done
based out bites. Unless the defense wishes to cross examine.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
We don't need a cross examing him. I thank you,
just you know he has no evidence at all.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Does the defense wish to call upon their own witness
to this event?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
We would like to call the Lone Ranger up to
the stand.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
We can't talk, he can't talk.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
The fragment of the Lone Ranger takes the speed they swear,
and they're like, they're like, do you he swear to speak?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Why didn't you say something and only the truth? And
he goes, oh my god, from.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mister the Lone Ranger, would you say it's fair to
say that your disciple went on a little bit of
a bender here and began seeking vengeance to serve as
the means of an end.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I can be his translator. Yeah, I can hear him.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He he goes, Guy goes up in signs.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, ibout to say it is people.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And he socially communicates to Guy that listen. Everybody as
their darkest moment. His pseudo father slash god just perished,
and he had no other option but to latch on
to a piece of his family. All right, Paul's I
immediately tell Guy through the mind, you better turn exactly
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what he said into something that sounds good. They don't know,
so you better just lie. How are they gonna know?
Come on, he said.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
He's great, and he's a really good kind person, and
people do crazy things for love and acceptance.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm sorry, your honor. Are they pleading insanity to very insanity?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Negative, your honor, No, we're pleading love.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
He was perfectly sane when he murdered these three bagged men.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
He didn't murder them.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
They did, in fact die.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Before they touched them.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
We were in the room when it happened.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Your investigations to sham this is a injustice to the
court system, and you should be ashamed of yourself of.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This, sustained Ellen ellen On, and I literally dragged him out.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Of the state.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I didn't even object anything.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
You're saying that he did not, in fact commit any atrocity.
He only thought about committing it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
He only thought about it. If we were to judge
everybody thinks youbody, you tell me you never thought about
hurting somebody, I will regretfully waive the charge as it
has no ground.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Murder his brother three times.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Menacing is technically not against Listen, you are the one
being judged.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You're not me.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I am not on Trymily, Amelily. I think we're all
judging you.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I think my hammer back.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Five seconds. Okay, sir, under the gabble, and I walked back. Okay.
I shake his hand with a mage hand.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
The plaintiff would like to call Wyatt's steel heart to
the stand. Why it don't say anything?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You shouldn't. What is this last charge? I give White
a glare.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Do you swear to say the truth and nothing but
the truth?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I always dom literally a palainin Do you use that
excuse a lot? Would you just say yes, I swear
instead of you know, dancing around our question.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, yeah, yeah, I'll tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah for sure, Okay, okay, great, right, I'd get that
out of the way. Mister Wyatt steel Heart, did you
or did you not attach yourself in a tune to
a cursed weapon and draw unholy dark power? So I
might even say damning power in order to speak out.
You're right, I'm sorry, I'll rephrase. I would say damning
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power in order to sup a sustain in order to
I don't know, fulfill a personal vendetta objection, literally lack
of foundation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Do you so screen pulled up with all these things.
I have a whole list of law objections sustain, But
do you answer the question? What what I think? I
think anyone you know that that had been forcibly attuned
to any type of dark object would do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh, you were forcibly attuned. You you were against your will,
you were forced to attune to the cursed version of Sylvia.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh. I'm not talking about me. I'm just saying, you know, hypothetically.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, okay, your honor objection to have been You can't
staying Mister Steelhart answered the question, and the plaintiff object
to the person they're questioning, is that a thing in
this course? Could you repeat the question, did you or
did you not attune yourself? To a cursed weapon to
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fulfill your personal endeavors.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I whispered through the mind. Why you need to talk
about how you wanted to turn it for good and
not use it for evil. That's why you attuned to it.
So so you want me to to the evidence that
the gun is good? Now, isn't it? Isn't it not
chaotic anymore?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's true?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, I got the second true of physical evidence, Your honor.
May I answer the question with a question.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I am intrigued, so in this very moment, I will
allow it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, do you do you know where this this gun is?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I do have a record a certain time slot in
the fabric of the universe where this gun didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, no, no, do you know where this gun is? Right now?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I believe it is in this court.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I whip it out. I'm holding a gun.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
He's got a good.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Your honor.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I go pick it up, and hang on. I go
pick it up, and I put it into a bag
and I seal it. This is evidence. I would like
you to personally inspect this weapon and tell me if
there is any form of dark magic on this firearm
that you speak of.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I'm sorry the judge takes to the gun in his
hands and feels it, and he says, you know there
is no remnant of dark magic on this weapon.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So, however, attuned to a dark to a dark object
that doesn't have dark.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Magic on it, because you have darkness inside yourself objection speculation.
So judge said it sustained. Sustained because the judge said.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm sorry, I didn't realize the judge was the one
prosecuting me. I thought the judge was supposed to be
an unbiased character. Therefore, this case should be thrown out
the window. Because well, we will move on to your
final charge. Thought, mister Steelhart. The power you wield now,
do you truly wield it or those of you who
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are your constituents? Or do you wield it to fulfill
some sort of hole of grief inside you? You know
we see you here today. You know, allegedly the avatar
of justice as you have taken it is entirely necessary.
I will prove relevance your honor. Sustained as you have
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taken on the title of the lone Ranger. Stay don't
mean that he has to stop, all right? Sorry, sorry,
whatever it is, I forgot the other overall, overall, overall,
And you are parading around saying you are as the
one Lone Ranger.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yet here we are a fragment of the Lone Rangers,
sits among the galley. Himself has been called up here
as a witness. If you were truly the man you
say you are, would the Lone Rangers prayers not be
funneling to you instead? Why is it that you have
not taken on the prayers of your so called believer?
(16:00):
What is holding you up? Man?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well, actually, you know I wield this power for my believers,
though they are few in number, I believe that my
rightful place is to do what is right for them.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I would say that the reason the old Lone Ranger
is still receiving these prayers is because people do not
fully acknowledge you as the new one and are still
praying to a dead God.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well you can't. You know, you can bring a horse
to water, you can't make a drink type shit.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
And I was holding up a silence says why God,
I can reach.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Out my hand, But if they don't want help, who
am I to make them?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Are you saying that you would damn a person simply
because they don't believe.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
In you objection. No one is saying I would damn them.
I never said I would damn them. My job is
not to judge or to pass judgment on lassuls, but
to guide them into the light.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Mmmmm, And what will you do now with the grief
of your deceased mother and father? Where does it jection?
Objection leading overruled? I would like to know the answer.
This is an injustice.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
He learned the vocabulary word deelfish. He's selfish. This judge
is selfish.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You can do?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Can you repeat that question?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
What did you do with the darkness inside of unfair
drudge that grieves for your dead mother and father?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Well, like the gun that you hold in your hand,
there is no objection last authenticity? How do you know
they're death?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Death? Can we confirm whether or not they are alive
or dead?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Blos?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
The old death like hands you a scroll, It's a list,
and you open it and focus focus on the people
you're thinking of. And his parents' names do in fact
appear on the list?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Not there, mister death. Would you please tell us do
his name his parents' names appear on that list?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeats?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Bring it back? Speak the truth and only the truth,
just say.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, uh, gotta be honest, this is just a failed thing.
They're there, Unfortunately, they're there. All I asked was how
did you know they were dead? Not if they were
actually because he killed them. We know that they were
dead because we killed because I killed them, and I
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took Reggie's body and the inhabited it. And that I
am not on trial. I am already facing eternal damnation.
I have just been called here for his trial. Mm
mmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
So answer my question, what do you do with the
grief and darkness that was inside of you yearning for
your parents. We'll be back after this short break. Doom doom, doom, doom, doom,
doom doom. Just kidding, doom doom. We're back.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I have no idea what to say here. Guys, Well,
did you know, did you ever feel bad about your
parents dying? Did you?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Not really, that's the kind of that's the kind of
guy you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Motivation, motivation to change the world.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, it was my motivation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
I'm on something. While it didn't hurt you, mostly.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
As death saying, in fact, I am all that we
are all seeing could That also means I could be
used as a resource because he would ask me the
after he figured.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Out the court would acknowledge a expert witness and testimony
from the one god of death himself. I'm gonna say
my saying, go ahead, mister steel Art.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. Albeit, the death of my mother and father was depressing,
and I struggled with it for years in my adolescence.
But when I took up this mantle, not not the
mantle of the lone ranger, but as an officer of justice,
the death of my mother and father had become all
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but motivation for me to strive to do the right thing.
You see granny wipe a tire with a tissue.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So I stand before you, just a humble ranger, a
lone ranger. Unfortunately, I'm sorry yours we have found I
find the defendant not guilty of all charges. Your son
contempted court. Don't forget there is contempting court of all
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I knocked Wiet out.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
They totally everyone totally does what they got. By the way,
as the expert witness.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
They're they're pulling me out. It was fun for me.
It uh.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Right? Are you ready for your reward?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
What we got?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
He just got something for us bullying a judge.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I judge deserved it.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, that was witness. That was super biased.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Wait where is this ship?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh? Is it like the dragon scroll from Kung Fu Panda?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
It was here, we go here I found it. No,
it's not. That's lame.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
There is no seeker ingredient.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
It's just you.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So you are You gain excess at will access to
your demi god form. So once per long rest, you
may enter your ascendance form as a bonus action. It
will last only for one minute or until you are
reduced to zero HP. This can also trigger automatically once
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during desperate moments at a cost. Oh what's the you gain?
You'll find out aura of command Allies within thirty feet
cannot be frightened or charmed. They gain advantage against mine
altering effects.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, chokes on you.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm never desperate to swift judgment. One time per day
when an enemy within thirty feet violates one of your
I have to go over something else before I can
go into this. So you now have access to a
feature called Marshal's Edict. You inscribe as Marshal's edict. I
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will also pace this in the check. Oh what what
you inscribe a sentence of law into the world. Choose
from the following effects, or create your own with my approval.
No one dies alone. When a creature falls to zero HP,
you can teleport next to them and grant them one
final ac And these are all quotes. These are laws.
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Vengeance is not justice. Damage dealt by allies after being
attacked by a marked creature is doubled. But why it
cannot kill the enemy himself unless they strike him first.
The truth cannot hiden silence. Once per day, all creatures
within sixty feet must speak the truth for one minute,
even if magically protected. The law protects those who cannot
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protect themselves. Why it can cast sanctuary on up to
three targets per long rest without concentration. Where I stand,
there is peace. Create a zone of non violence once
per long rest within a thirty foot radius, violence is
impossible and less violent. Wyatt permits it. So that's kind
of sick. So your Gimmi god form allows you to
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use swift judgment. Yes, so when an enemy within thirty
feet violates one of your declared laws, you can immediately attack,
cast a cantrip or move up to twenty feet without
provoking opportunity to attacks. One time a day standoff defense.
When an enemy targets an ally within thirty feet, you
can impose disadvantage of reaction with spectral chains or gunfire.
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And then while in your demi god form, you have
a few more edicts you can use so you can
do no one dies today. This is once per combat.
Allies can't be reduced below HP. Wants per combat no
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violence in my town. Enemies take two DY eight psychic
damage when attacking civilians or allies under fifty hp. Fifty hp,
and then the truth walks free. I think I covered
that already. Yeah, I did that. One doesn't exist. That
was a bonus cook cute. Uh dude, dude, the format
(25:13):
asn me be a little messed up because it's in
what's you McCall it?
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Speaker 3 (26:13):
I am a god boy.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Me talking to to B Tbalto after this when he's
like I love you, I'm just like, I'm a god boy.
All you with her snappers on your phones? Yeah, that's right,
looking up, that's right. I got all your every single one.
I mean, Cory, Cory's asleep.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'm not a sleep.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Sleeves us with one more?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
What boy?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
The guy?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
I was gonna.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Drugs, doing drugs.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Now this is the rehab time. Oh yeah, the rehabilitation.
We're all about to do mushrooms an intervention.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah no, guy loas and retrieves you and your party
and leads you to a clearing and in march is
eighteen micanoids, each with a given name.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You're so silly. There's more than do you have many?
List all of them?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I said eighteen, not eight. Oh okay, I know all
of them. I at this port.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I sorry, go ahead, no, you go, you go, big boss.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
The they sit ready in meditation. But even though they
have aspired to follow in your footsteps, they are unable
to still break from the meld since they have still
been together.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Damn the way she picked her MICROPHONEO.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Loads and turns to you and says, you have a
simple task. You have soldiers wanting to fight, and they
require people to train them.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh yeah, oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah. Let's get
let's get machine gun hands out here. What what's his face?
Gun hands are thorny thorn?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
What is he? How is he going to get out here?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
He's going to train them?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
No, no, no, you're you have to pick which party
members train.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh okay, I'm gonna go off names here. Obviously, I'm
pairing up the micanoids with my teammates.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Correct, I will say, three microanoids step forward, okay, and
salute you, salt reckless defender, Sir, captain of the first armada,
and he is visibly shaking, is he not? And no ship?
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Do you notice that the micanoids are split into three
separate groups, with a micanoid standing in front as each
captain of the team. The next micanoid steps forward, lizard here, captain, sir, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Good bye.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I am in charge of the second command. And then finally,
a third micanoid steps forward, death reporting for duty this
year to lead the third armada.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
How they get boats in here?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
They don't know what an armanda is. They just heard
somebody say it while on the surface.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's exactly what happens.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
My name is Guy, So what do you what do
you say to these micanoids?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
First of all, I am so proud that you are
paving your own way, But I also want to let
you know that you do not have to fight just
because it is what I have done.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Permission to speak freely, ma'am sir.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
They it's fine.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It we might anoid represent a combined effort to step
foot into the surface world. And learn everything we can
to learn. We have acknowledged that part of that process
is defending those above us, and as such have formed
this battalion to fight against the great darkness.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
They're exploreres disgusting. I was hoping for like Kalers, you know,
you know, like.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
I don't know that dark and to death seems a
little dark.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It seems pretty motivatedness. We miss that one, you know,
we should should have been sure to clean.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Him out before me.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Then he's a mill a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, some cleansing for a mushroom. He's not very mellow.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
What am I? What am I doing here?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
So?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
What's the one?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You need to assist them in breaking free from the
meld so that they can truly become visual because currently
they're still relying on albeit a smaller meld, but a
mild in general. And two, you got to tease motherfuckers
how to fight.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm gonna need eighteen blindfolds.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Can we acquire this loads and waves her hand and
they appear perfect.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I'm gonna send see. Yeah, they all get a break
apart from each other for a little bit. Such a
vague thing you're asked to do.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I do have some mechanics. Okay, so you can make
a medicine or inside check once per battalion to help
sever their link. Each party member can assist you and
grant you advantage or other things like partic inspiration, calm, emotions, guidance, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I was hoping I was grouping them up with.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
My people, with your people. Yeah, team, Well you will
that there's another mechanic for training, but this is the
mechanic breaking the meltain ritualistically, if you need a mechanic
for that. Otherwise they will separate into groups and you
will decide which mikenoid will take on which footsteps of
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a class to follow amongst your party.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I feel like I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Like you'll split them up and send them to each
party member so they can learn how to be that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
M hmm, Well let's just do that one.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah okay, I mean you still need to help them
break from the mic I'm rolling.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Just give them all snake oil and call to day.
Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Also, I look back on my notes. Fun fact, it's
tot oil. I'm calling it wrong. The synth I thought
it was snake oil. I thought it was snake oil.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I was wondering why you were snake oil handley sneezes.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
So you said medicine or insight?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Three medicine, three groups of of six, three groups of six,
So just six times three times, there's three groups times.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Why I can't read and you can't do math? Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Why do I catch a straight?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Whyat weirdly good at math? Though? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Twenty five for the first one.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Twenty five for the first one. What would you like?
What what do you do here to lead them into
breaking them melt? What's your what's your strategy? You obviously
succeed in whatever you do, but what would you like
to like in character? Do to help them?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Blindfold them? It's been a dark room for a couple hours.
They really have to find it within themselves, because I
try to do the pep talk.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I see, I see. Okay. You stick them in a
room by themselves, blindfolded, and they shuffle around for hours
and hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They really have to have the brink of it insanity.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
And eventually you open the door and this group of
six stumble out and look at you, and the only
thing that they say is it's so quiet.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, isn't it nice. Then you're gonna get some friends,
and then you're gonna put them in your head again,
and then they don't shut up. Because I have this
guy who can't read.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
This guy keeping his wife.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
He's always his wife in there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Always told me, if you can't read, you gotta talk.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
He's got harmonica playing in his head all the time,
the soundtrack else, the same chord progressions, over and over again.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Let somebody else write your words downs right?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Your words?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
What the hell did I do?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, in the corner on the harmonica, he's like, come on,
he's guilty.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Pleasure song. What do you Let's make a check for
the next sick Salt walks out. I am ready to
begin training, sir. The voices in my head have subsided,
and I have never been thinking so clearly, point me
(35:56):
in the direction. I am but a piece of clay
ready to be molded into a perfect weapon.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
You're still kind of missing the point here, though, Sault.
Do you want to do this?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I would like to be molded. I would like to
be used.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh I.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Want doubt to protect this world. O.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Good, good job, buddy. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
And what's your final check? Twenty three death leads is
hi their group out. I have stared into the abyss,
and the abyss blinked. Oh God, Death looks. Death looks
up and looks straight at Balos. You will train me
(36:49):
and starts Marsh to afford him.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I'm really, I'm really satisfy my favorite names.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm so sorry? What were your favorite names?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Babies be bad? Pelling on and then where's the other one?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Liot lyott oh. The groups of micanoids split up, three
to each of you. What skill from your class will
you teach each group to set them on their new
journey that touch It has to be like literally a
(37:36):
first level thing.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
How to shoot gun gone. We all get to choose
one or only the people that got.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
All of you why it's like so first step is
to pray to me. Second step is to channel my
energy through you.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Laughter.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
You teach the vidious laughter. They just start laughing really awkwardly.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
To because it makes them incapacitated. It's a good skill.
M metagame is should teach them something?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Hell for?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Should I teach them something too? Badass? M?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Whatever you deem is the most important thing for your.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hell Yeah, I'm going to teach them how to command.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Pretty serious about it having to be a first level thing.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
It just has to be something from the first level
of your class. It doesn't have to be like a
first level spell, but you'd have to have access to
it at the first level. Whatever you deem to be
the mostspect of your Well, I don't know. I think
kitty is laughter is a great choice. Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Bellcasting is a huge part of being a bard, So
hang on, I'll back you. Just like you, point and
spray rays sickness at one of the micenoids. They throw
up and they're like, all right, let me learn how
to do that. And then they point to the next
smicanoid and shoot right his sickness at them, and then
they throw up. And then it just revolves all the
way around.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well, they can't throw up.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
It seeps out of their fingers, it seats out of
their glands.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, spores just dust off them.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Why.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
It teaches them command. They take turns giving orders to
each other.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Now, yeah, I'm gonna look at one.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Guys want to see something cool, And they're all like, yeah,
I'm gonna go brothel.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
It's like, yes, this is what I wanted. I'm being molded.
They take turns laughing at each other until one of
them actually channels magic into it, and like they all
immediately get their feelings.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
They're like scared. They're like, oh, fuck, guy, what do
you teach them?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I teach them healing word?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Oh what makes healing words so great?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
We're gonna need health.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
If they don't know a lot of words. So it's
like the same Wordorry about that.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Bailey found termites in the house and we were trying
to see how bad the problem was.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh, you're good, Croy. What do you teach the three
you have been assigned to? What is the most important
thing as a ranger?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Harmonica more cal Bet.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
I would say, if it has to be a level
one thing, I would say, it's probably favored foe. But
that's what I took. It's yeah, it's basically your you
pointed enemy and you're like you and that's basically your
nemesis for the fight.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
They all point at Wyatt and go, what do you
in Unison?
Speaker 6 (40:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Please? So if they're going to help us, you know
on the home court quick question, m they have their
racial abilities.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
They do okay, and you have you spend the day
with them, and successfully mold them into aspiring rangers, aspiring bards, palatines, druids,
and wizards.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
I'm sure magic mission.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
All right, Just remember when you're in trouble, just pray
to me.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Pray to me, to me.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I'm just I'm teaching them all the ways of like
the upper world.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Starting a little bit, I'm like, they're like, oh, and
they start patting your skin with their big hands. Guy,
you successfully trained the miconoids. They now can choose to
rejoin the spoor Net at will, instead of permanently being
stuck within the meld. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
You who's a birthday?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You can choose a birthday.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I choose today today, everybody choosy.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
No, today's why it's birthday.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's not why it's birthday. No, we don't know why
it's I know why it's birthday.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Wait, when's my birthday?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
You know your birthday? You have your memory back?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
When's your birthday? I didn't get to write it down. Oh, Bail,
your birthday is June eighth, year, three thousand and six
hundred and thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
I had their year now, Yeah, because that's just what
I am.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
And when I was November first. He's a scorpio.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
No, I'm going to be August fourth, nice Cody's birthday.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
You take Cody's birthday from him.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I am that's exactly what I thought, and when I
thought about when.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Isn't that all right? Guys?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
But the year wait, it would be the year How old.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Is Baalos really fucking old?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
It's like year three thousand. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Year thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
What year is it now in our What in the
year in the Lord.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Of four thousand and something? Because I'm like five hundred
years old, Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
So I want to be born in four thousand and
two hundred and sixty five. Sure of is histific because
that'll put me That'll put me in like forty years old,
thirty years.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Years You just say you're thirty years old and the
people at home can figure it out for yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
No, no, I want to go answer your accurate backgrounds.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
All right, we'll figure it out after we get through
with this.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
In the second year of the Third Age.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
God your reward, greater, greater mind meld, you have fully
mastered the meld. No longer just drewid. You are now
a node in a vast living web, able to commune
perceive and act across great distances. Expanded spore mine network,
your rapport spores and pheromone spores now have a range
(43:47):
of one mile instead of thirty feet. You can simultaneously
communicate with every creature within your range. While connected, allies
share surface thoughts, emotional impressions, and sin flashes like smell, sounds,
and danger cues. Spore mind awareness, you gain tremor sense.
Out to one mile. You are aware of all living
(44:08):
creatures within that radius. You automatically learn what type of
creature they are, their size, category, and their current emotional state.
You do not learn identities, HP or abilities unless you
already know the creature observed at least one minute. I'm
abusing the hell up remote casting two times for long rest.
You may cast a spell as if you occupied any
(44:30):
point within your one mile radius. You must be aware
of the location via your spore mind awareness or previously
established link. You must still provide verbal, somatic, and material components,
and expend resources as normal. Your eyes glow with faint
bioluminescence when bioluminescence when casting through the network, and creatures
within the mild briefly hear whispers, spell loam or smell loam,
(44:54):
or feel your presence like a forest breathing.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, y'all are going to feel my presence.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Part two Mushling Minions. Guy may now summon a small
wave of tiny micanoid familiars once per long rest hp
AC thirteen speed thirty feet. They're not super.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Strong, but thems cliffs babies.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
They can distract, explode uh or as a bonus, can
deliver touch spells for guy, act as scouts, or can
hold concentration for one spell night for you, so you
can have two concentration spells going at a time because
(45:37):
you're swarm of mushlings.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Hold it, I'm naming one bolto.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yes, you have two you can name so Cliff Junior
in Balto.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, my two boys.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Two boys? Yeah, and here I will send that in
the chat question let me yes.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Can I get a list of the extra features that well,
who ta gets? You sent the picture? But not like
any information on how he changes?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Oh, yes, of course there is. You can't have that
greater mind meld. And that was so loud, Rushling minions
that sounded.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like the burb from Minecraft. Do you get done?
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Are you steve? My bad guys? Even jumps on you, guys.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I'm actually rich. I've been collecting royalties from the Minecraft
Voice acting I did twelve years ago. This entire time,
I was gonna wait till the end of our campaign
to give you all a million dollars. But here we are. Okay,
So I get that Miller now, please, I'll take it.
So I've actually invested each of those individually into a
roth Ira account and you'll get them in thirty years.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
What as a spend money is useless?
Speaker 3 (46:56):
And so loas and leads you out, and you face
the Council of Gods in your new strengthened form, and
Losan looks at you and says, your training has only began,
and that is where we will end two day's session. Yeah, bitch,
(47:17):
I'm sorry, I skipped the part. They lead you to
a table with an ORB and in the orb you
see the material plane in a crack begins to run
down the side of a cliff face as the great
darkness severs a portal into the material. That's where we're
(47:37):
ending the session, my bed. When we play, you will
all be level sixteen. Yes, two levels, huh correct?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Sixty two?
Speaker 7 (47:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Four?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Three levels? Oh god, we're level thirteen three level.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Huh three levels Elliott.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Forgetting how to math again? No, I.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Already, let's Joe hey, because I thought we were thirteen already,
but apparently we weren't.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
It's fine next time we're sitting.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
So Quentin, yes, I do at level beforeteen, get I
get pretty much free command dead.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yep, you do. It's actually choose one dead. Let's say
any undead will follow you because they all appear as
non hostile creatures to you, so they will not even
attempt to resist your weight.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
So pause t T never mind, they already have a session.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
I mean I can answer questions.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I was basically say, hey, say in the fact that
I'm I'm death and all knowing now baby death, does
that mean that I can, like, you know, see other
people that are potentially doing undead ship, and like, hey, yo,
where we're gonna make a whole motherfucker army to fight
these people. I need you to come here now anation and.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
You can you can sense the flow the weaves in
when it's used for necronic means, so you would be
able to potentially cry and find people that are using necromancy.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
I'll basically be like you that come here help me
out kill big dead, big bad guy, or you die
right now.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
And I take your UNDID.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
I don't want to forget this for next time. So
your task between now and next time is obviously to
level up, but also to figure out what your final
saga outfits are. I'm deaf in a suit. That's all
I need.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I'll think about it, yeah,
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