June 30, 2025 • 37 mins
The posse continues their fight underneath Brimstone Academy, Belos obtains his phylactery triggering a transformation...
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well you're standing.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I have to fucking break this ship. One second.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You tell me I got a NAT twenty and you're
gonna give me that. I gotta quit on him. Technically,
you create on a commoner student. Okay, I take back
all my attacks and I cry. Can I just cast
vicious mockery? I have to get to make him feel
(00:39):
really bad?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, take that one.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I think. So it's a bonus action, isn't it. Huh So,
what I'm hearing is that we gotta get him back
on the room. Talking as a free action, right, talking
as a free action.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I shout, and I hold up a bundle of dynamite.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh god, nice, nice. I can't do anything about it now,
but I move away from the room. About here, so
whatever y'all do, knock him, y'all have a straight shot.
And it's now Blackwood stern. Let's see if he gets
his rechargeable.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
He does.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Here going So.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Blackwood opens a lay line rift creatures of his choice,
and the thirty foot radius must make a dexterity saving throw.
Belos beg a dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Opinions, Quentin, did we skip over me because he's just
he just double attacked me without me attacking him. Yo,
I'm relying.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
We did just rechargeability. We sipped you. You're supposed to
come after Cliff my mad It's your turn, Alex.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Go ahead. I want to advantage of my attack.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You can have.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Advantage before, Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Damn right? All right?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
So my question is quintin if I cast down, say
what the fuck ever?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Mancopery which bitches from the from the ground? Uh? Can
I go oup an attack? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm so glad no one else can do that? Please stop?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Is he playing the rude sandstorm? All right?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
So what I'm doing is dance to my car whatever
the hell with some of my brothers. It's about to
get everybody's about to get into the fight. I'm taking
all the kids. They're all getting turned in. Uh, and
the motherfuckers about to go beat some asks.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't get how this doesn't come up on the
mic when I talk the same volume as it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
How does that work?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
We probably love it anyway, so we'll be getting to
we'd be getting the homies out so anyways or some
something I'm creating five yeah, and then beat dass.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So question.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Also on top of that is saying the fact that
that spell was casted beforehand. If I or the bullsh
happen beforehand, the dudes come back, does that mean that
they affected by the spell.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
At this current moment, they are.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Not sweet baby Jesus from beating his ass. Are you
ready to start doing shit? Quentin?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yep, I'm just I'm about to start rolling. Oh I
am ready.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, we're fucked by the way, is oh? I beat
him on all of it? I finally not rolled as teaks. Okay,
so brother, I got two natural twenties.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I got a umm, I got two natural twenties, A
twenty uh twenty two, a twenty and a twenty three?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Is he dead yet? That's the hit?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh yeah, that was all hit?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay, good, all right, I was start rolling damage.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But guys, Alex's trying to be like, are you finished
with those errands?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Exactly? Okay, So they math this ship.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
M h how does the mic picking that up? But
not that Karina, I'm literally.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's something m hm oh.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
A wall with the door.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Goers facade, I might say it is a facade. Good job.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know quite a lot about faux brick facades.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Mm no that enemy I m.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
M hmm.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anyway, it how.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Much it's gonna be. It's I'm still calculating.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh are you about to annihilate him?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah? One hit? I think ninety nine damage.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh god, that's got to be a record, this whole campaign.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's got to be the world record.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's definitely what. You couldn't be a hundred. You couldn't
just get it right in one more point. It's just
the menu.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Listen.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Actually, that's my action was was was summoning them.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
I held that bitch because I think it was gonna
border wipe me and them guys don't got a lot
of HP.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Point damage and he'll take all the damage. So he's
gonna take just one point of psychic damage because of
how much damage he's b uh, bro, I thought my
fucking sixty damage was al we all look like bitches
right now.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
If you mean we're not done yet, because that was
just from the one fucking spell, not not that the
other twos that are fucking barely.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
About to die.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, you sa save us and sea best still having gone.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
They know they have like fucking one ap I've taken there.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Listen, We're getting I'm getting the damage out before you
bord wipe me.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
This next turn. If it was almost I didn't do this,
I was fucking dead. I was gonna be a hell
of dead. That's why I took off ring.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What is he gonna swat places with another soul of
some student he touched?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Such magic gang damage?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Eight more damage?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah? Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, the gates all damage, The gates all damaged. Let's
just let's sendary resistance.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Irish.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You can't get on my lap.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
A baby, You're done.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I actually forgot to let the wizards go again.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, listen, magic Mintil. I told you. Listen. The Hobies
are coming in but beating Skid's ass.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They're gonna do another eighteen damage. Yeah, and Blackwood would
die no fact that he has your flactory. Just as
you see his soul start to leave his body instead
(09:08):
of being whisked away to another plane of existence, your
philactory shoots a shadowy handout and draws it back into
his body.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What the heck is a phillactory.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's like a whore crux way hor cru basically unlimited
unless you destroy it. It's just the Sorcerer's stone that
I just need to get a hold of them. I
just wanted to make sure I was on the skapage.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, it's is any objects that your soul is angered?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Tols. We're like brothers now only closer and he holds
now it's do we have to do?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
We have the sec such a simple spell to just
be like, sorry, well.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Listen while he's like his soul's like, I just fucking
yeaked that bitch have his hands?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Make me a sleight of hand check with disadvantage.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I got fucking I listen, damn get wait we can.
We're not gonna null out the fact.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That I like you know, it's around his neck. It's disadvantage.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Fucking so we just gotta cut his head off.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Here we go, Here we go. I have my listen,
I have my side of hand bonus with the statist pendent.
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Jesus shaped the wheel. We might be living, we might
be living. We might have this, boys, we might have this.
Have this boys, Oh twelve plus two is fourteen?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, listen? Fourteen fourteen plus plus bartic inspiration. What was that?
D eight one? D eight? Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Actually that's fucking twenty or are you get an eight?
That's crazy? I got six oh six? Okay, you said twelve,
It was fourteen then it went up to You can
see it on Quentin's face that his whole plan just.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, got to I got y'all messed up. I give
me that status penna that gives me plus two side
of hands.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Look at that. I believe that came back to haunt me.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Listen this guy's games.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Imagine being dog ship. I'm crossed the way inspiring you.
You left the philactory from around his neck?
Speaker 11 (11:39):
Yeah, Quin, if you need a minute to like, we
gotta haven't used my level six spells.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
We are in We are in a very unique situation
where you and his souls are battling for control of
the filactor.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Wait, but can I use the fucking You're out of
actions a fucking so now I need to figure out
how mechanically I'm going to do this.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Listen, if I'm dying, I'm blowing everybody up.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Just saying I request five seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Can I make a point to maybe possible to help you.
Speaker 13 (12:27):
Three Alex has a portion of the filactory that has
brought so didn't he get advantage on like an throw.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh that's good, that's good.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
And they got the ring baby, but the rings on
rings and Daddy's hands.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm just saying, because could complete it.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He can't figure a way out. We broke it again.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
He means poppy.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, I'm speaking.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I speak a different languages to it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You know, you look like a mix of Josh Crovin
and the Wrizzler me or Alex you. I can see
it just when, just when you make that face, you know,
like I'm waiting on five big booms.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
You know, listen, Hey, we gotta listen. My brothers are
behind me. They're gonna help me out to you know,
a little roll to assists the wizard.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
About you know, I'm gonna cast blessing called it down.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
We all cast in made hand.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Here's how this works. This is gonna be death saving
role esque.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Get off, Get off, Iris.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I need you to make me a wisdom saving throw.
If you have ever rolled good in your life, Alex,
Now that means I.
Speaker 14 (13:59):
Have advantage advantage double manage double.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It does mean you get a plus one.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, are you doing wisdom?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Wisdom rolls in that one that's that's not that's not
percent home brew by the way, Okay, we got a
fifteen brothers.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
How we're feeling what you mean that you're you're.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
First I'm gonna roll in the chat all right. That
way everybody can see he's got to roll against it
with advantage was not used? Yeah, he used.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
What like.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's two and three round one? Yeah, it goes to
well yeah, sorry, all right, so make your next roll.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh fuck, dude, you better listen. Hey, I'm like I
was calling up. I'm telling my baby mama. I'm like,
listen what it's about to be. I'm doing it for you.
We're gonna win this.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You have six, you have six tries, Alex, I thought
that three. He's done a four. Now you roll twice
for each one.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Oh true, Listen, I'm just calling up my baby mom.
I'm like, listen, I'm coming home. I'm bringing stuff and
it's about to get real.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Sayn listen, I'm gonna with you, brother.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
We are not No, that was a five minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Three plus.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Come on you roll on. Are the strongest here, everybody
in the chat. So it's in front of everybody here,
all right, because these are important roles.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, are we rolling with it again? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's okay, okay, this is double advantage, double advantage, cheat
time advantage. Let's I forgot to do this. Ship fucking
it's an exclamation mark. Roll space one D twenty plus
one D twenty If you want to roll on both, no,
(16:18):
that'll just add it. Do you want to twenty plus whatever?
Your modifier is probably twice okay, twenty two two?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, I totally rolled a five of the three. So
this totally saved my life. We're up.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
We're up, bitch. W Round two is a double the
twelve for him, so he loses this one.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, so we're doing it again.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We are go ahead and make your advantage rolls. Listening
at home nineteen it was a twenty two and eight
on Alex and a five well twelve for Blackwood. Alex's
next rolls are an eleven in A nineteen.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
This is for all the marbles, Tom Samuel, Daddy, I've
taken it. I've taken your mama to everybody's going to
go down. I'm just talking mad ship if I'm doing
this too.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But what if he wins this and then kills Alex?
He has a plus seven, you have a lot better wisdom.
Alex leaves his hands and makes its way across the
stone rock you're standing on into your hand. Yeah, and
(17:37):
you feel you're necrotic power surge through your undead bones
for the first time, and you must get come back
several years. Yes, you can now look like whatever you
want to look like.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Hell listen, I'll go from bows. I got a winger again.
We're good. Oh my god.
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Speaker 5 (18:56):
Await Listen, dude, like the running meme of like maybe
me having my servants cooking is the longer thing?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
No more?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
How do you do any more? Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
How would you like to do this? Bro? Listen, I'm sucking.
He's going, I'm taking his soul. I'm like cleaner him
inside my fri the jar. Yeah, dude, it's like he's
like and I'm like, just like sucking. We were seeing
(19:35):
like the you know, the videos were like is it.
We're like he like the little skin husk is like
laying on the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Like these kind of videos. It's that scene from Food
or what is it called this athrogen animated film where
they're all the foods in the grocery, the grape juice
and he's like, yes, not the grape juice scene. And
if you're tell anybody, bro, you deny it.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Now, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave it the
one liner I told you I was always better and
I'm just freaking my power.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Darkness. It's abandoning me.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Can you turn his connection to your flactory around on
him so that you are able to siphon his soul
through the filactory and assimilate it as your power instead.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah and bad. So quick quick question before we do?
I think so technically because heads shut husk on the ground,
can I use that to reanimate dead? For to talk?
You can't wi.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
What to life and someone who little soul leveling on him?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Wait, if you do, you have to talk to him.
He doesn't die until you ask the three questions?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Right, so we just never asked him a question?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
He just I think it's not.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Is it concentration?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah? I think just technically technically I can animate what
is it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Just put him in there with the dragon in the
bag of holding, save his body for a Yeah. Yeah,
you know what if we just want to summon him,
just to summon him one day?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Maybe I want to like jump into his husk and
like intimidate people or something darkness people.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Maybe if we find like, uh, like acolytes later on,
you can hop into his body and pretend to be
his let's him say it exactly, and then I have
Risen type ship easter. But for you know, necromancers sitches.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yes, he has Risen.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That is going to ring us to bro how did
how did Richard live longer than he's got this because
he's got back up souls in his back pocket? That's crazy?
Can we can we just world shape? I will say
(22:37):
that Lucas, Lucas Blackwood was the one driving the spell
to merge the soul the life force of all the students.
And so with him now dead, the spell has fallen off.
Let's go Zebra to eat him. It is guy's move, so.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Fuck can eat him.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
So I'm gonna just wrap him on a nice fiery
hug obviously.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, I'm going to be one hundred percent transparent at
this moment. Any damage, any damage, any damage, he will
kill this man at this point in time. Yes, I
was going to say, how would you like to do
this pair hug? Don't even roll him bone, just tell
(23:28):
me how you want to kill him.
Speaker 15 (23:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna just grasp his face in my flaming hands, oh.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
My god style.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And I was going to make a recommendation.
Speaker 14 (23:43):
Go for it.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I was gonna say, since any damage would kill him,
since this guy's been using the souls of the commoners
to keep himself alive, I'd say, since we've got Zebra
Frek and Wahoute all surrounding him. I'd say, just throw
his ass to the ground and let our be sad
at him.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Nah, I want to do a way dirty.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm gonna take his head.
Speaker 15 (24:10):
In my hands and just say, since you think life
is such a little game to you, and I'm gonna
slam his face into the ground.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh okay, Uh it explodes into a fiery, bloody mess.
She said, record what are we gonna do with record? Cliffs?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Just like not every head needs to be questioned.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'm liking you more and more by the minute, Alex.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
When you were tearing into Blackwood over there with all
your army of dead people, do you know what it
made me think of?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
What have you ever seen the final scene in uh
District nine.
Speaker 16 (24:56):
Fighting off everybody himself where we're like the where the
bad guy, you know, gets surrounded by all the prawns
and they close in on him and they all yeah, yeah,
that's kind of what I was imagining was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, true, I mean that's kind of what happened, low key, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Just instead of a whole bunch of animals, it was
just a Hannah. Yeah, just slamming his hand on the ground.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
All right, like like a mortal combat finisher.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
M some exposition time.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Get off me? God, do I hear something? My baby Bama?
Does she feel better? Do I get like an angel?
Letter and a letter?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
He doesn't care about any perks he's getting. He just
wants to talk to baby.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
He said, I just want my wife. I got my
Wiener back, Let me my girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I just want to hit baby.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Come back.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Let me show you.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Hey, he showed you where you been In.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
This letter, I sent a photo realistic drawing of my
new Wiener.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
An snapshot. I have to remember what this is called?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
No moment momento?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Poor favor? Whoa what? Quinn's gonna show?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
What ship? You took off? Shirt?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Sweat shirt?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Shirt?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
We gotta grass? The penis shaped map was too much,
I know that.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Can we make an on the shape of boobs?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yes? Obviously, Okay, it's only fair.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Disrespect men and women equally.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
After you have wielded the awesome power of your flact,
your current body begins to.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Catch up with you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, well, was that supposed to be my dime? It
means it means your current body cannot hold the amount
of power that the flatory contains because it is not
prepared for this. It's it's decu getting all for one
or one for all free workout Montage. You gotta put
(27:36):
some brain limitters in you, bro. We gotta we gotta
seal your mind off. So you have two options, damn
play road play speaking mechanically speaking, you're gonna get a
little stronger. It's just gonna be flavored differently depending on
what two options, what direction you've picked for your character.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You can a.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Stay as you currently are and destroy the filactory oh
die in order to maintain your current form and become
mortal once again.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Or B.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You can turn into something that I will not disclose
to you at this time, and your body will take
on a new form and you will become something other
than an.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Wait hold on, I'm I'm trying to think about baby mama.
Ask hold on.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I will say, regardless of what choice you make your
I don't want this to make I don't want this
to seem like you're making like an ultimatum choice for
your character, things will turn out the way we have
discussed regardless of your choice.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
Okay, So it's such a good husband, dude, I'll be trying.
I would everybody just to get just to make that happen.
My wife wants yeah, like some.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's like some O G.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Thandos ship where like he kills everybody to freaking appease
his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Could she be happy with the way I am?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Or My question is, Quentin is so if I option too,
I keep I'm keeping the filagrophy.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
The option too is I don't keep the philactrophy.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Correct. It's all about what kind of character you want
Belos to become.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Mm hmm. That's gonna be hard.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't know if you have to make a decision
because your current body is not holding you're about to
take the blow due to the awesome power you are
currently ingesting, or if he just doesn't pick. If he
doesn't take, then I pick for him. Just kill rack, Yeah,
(30:08):
just make him dead.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I want to walk by a tree for a second.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
As I'm like trying to like control the power, I
didn't take a breath.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I do you think about it?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
He's rounded by dead people as he's.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Like, yeah, the the what's his face? The head masters?
It's like, bro, are you okay? I'm just like fucking
twitching walk away.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What if we let him blow up and then I
just one of his casts revivify on him when he's.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Made my diamonds, bro, Yeah, we do have diamonds.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We do have diamonds holding holding, I mean the diamonds
like fifty Yeah, I was gonna say it was a
ship ton of diamonds components diamonds worth three hundred gold.
(31:07):
You guys have plenty of diamonds. I've given you diamonds.
So we could just let him melt, you know, and
then whenever he makes his mind up, he can pry
to me whatever, and then I'll feel that you've been
alive long enough. In the last, are you ready to
retire to the farm?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
And in the end, I'm trying to get to my wife.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
So God, like I said, either path will take you
the way you want. It's all about how you want
Belo's to develop as the character going forward.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Ready to change.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Like it cold or throbbing.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think it throbs either way. I think it is
just cold or warm.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well, if he's undead, his blood's not beating.
Speaker 18 (31:59):
True, I take and I look at my my letter
I got from my woman hard Well, when.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Hud Oh that's so hard.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't know picked the pick the pick the second one.
I vote the second one, which is the second one
is gonna be cool. I feel like you've been undead
for long enough and look it's D and D. You
know what I'm saying. However, you want to play your character?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You wait?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Wait, the second one is? Which one?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Did you see my messages? Alex?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I did? Okay, so what was the second one? Keep
me what.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The second one is? You transform into a different being,
destroy destroy the flactory.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Listen, fuck it, I don't know. We're going to not
destroy the flector for them all.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So here's what happens. Yeah, you decide to let the
power crash through you and begin to disintegrate your body
and begins to leave your your corpse past your friends
(33:22):
huddled around you. Death is standing on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I forgot about you.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Fuck finally, bitch a damn.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
He was waiting for your ass. And he holds the
paper with your name on it in the air and
rips it in half instead of striking your name out.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Your soul is forced back into your body. As you're undead,
skeleton structure begins to reshape, and you now have become
something new that even all the books in the library
(34:16):
of this school have not written about. As you are
now a half dead, half alive creature. You are made
of flesh, and your heart beats like every mortal, but
your soul has a foot past the grave.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, what the world.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You feel? The curse that bars you from your wife
lifted as you are no longer, as you are no
longer a creature of death, she is no forced separate
(35:05):
her domain of life from you.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
We're not going to see Alex for a month.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Out there back with.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
A broken petard. He's gonna come out with hip dips
the size of like watermelons.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
So you are to put in work. What did they
all die from?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Shattered telvises?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You are now what is this is?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
This is some third party ship. This is not from
what I understand real D and D. All Right, you
are now what is called a half undead.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Okay, that's half dead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Half your body is living, but your soul has one
foot in the grave. For this time you are basically
taken out of the equation of life.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
And as you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Have something else you have to fulfill.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Well, we have to fill.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
You know, what you have to fill the darkness to
save you all have to save the world.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Still, so I'm like, I'm like, she goes say.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
The world first, it's it's at the end of at
the end of was it The Gentleman's Gentleman's Knights or
whatever that movie is called.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
I swear being in a call with a bunch of
men just listing movies I have never fucking heard of
in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
How about the Notebook?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Goddamne notebooks fantastic?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You won't every movie? That's what you said.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
No night, p S. I Love you the King That's
the one I was thinking about. The kingsman. Hm oh wait,
I know that.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
She's like, if you say, how do you ass Yeah,
she doesn't say that, she says you can do it
in the butthole. But yeah, sure, thame sh it, sh
it comes out of either one. And that as you
are all climbing out of the heart of Brimstone, is
(37:25):
where we are going to end our session.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Broke, Are you going to send me a stat sheet?
That a change thing too?
Speaker 11 (37:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Okay? Cool? Nice?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Goodbye, Penis Rock. It has been it has been nice.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
We're all gonna level up four times.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You are all going to level up one time at this.
Speaker 15 (37:48):
Moment, times one times three I think is a great one.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
You were leveling up once, Alex.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
There is the
Well you're standing.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I have to fucking break this ship. One second.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You tell me I got a NAT twenty and you're
gonna give me that. I gotta quit on him. Technically,
you create on a commoner student. Okay, I take back
all my attacks and I cry. Can I just cast
vicious mockery? I have to get to make him feel
(00:39):
really bad?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, take that one.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I think. So it's a bonus action, isn't it. Huh So,
what I'm hearing is that we gotta get him back
on the room. Talking as a free action, right, talking
as a free action.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I shout, and I hold up a bundle of dynamite.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh god, nice, nice. I can't do anything about it now,
but I move away from the room. About here, so
whatever y'all do, knock him, y'all have a straight shot.
And it's now Blackwood stern. Let's see if he gets
his rechargeable.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
He does.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Here going So.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Blackwood opens a lay line rift creatures of his choice,
and the thirty foot radius must make a dexterity saving throw.
Belos beg a dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Opinions, Quentin, did we skip over me because he's just
he just double attacked me without me attacking him. Yo,
I'm relying.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
We did just rechargeability. We sipped you. You're supposed to
come after Cliff my mad It's your turn, Alex.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Go ahead. I want to advantage of my attack.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You can have.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Advantage before, Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Damn right? All right?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
So my question is quintin if I cast down, say
what the fuck ever?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Mancopery which bitches from the from the ground? Uh? Can
I go oup an attack? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm so glad no one else can do that? Please stop?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Is he playing the rude sandstorm? All right?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
So what I'm doing is dance to my car whatever
the hell with some of my brothers. It's about to
get everybody's about to get into the fight. I'm taking
all the kids. They're all getting turned in. Uh, and
the motherfuckers about to go beat some asks.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't get how this doesn't come up on the
mic when I talk the same volume as it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
How does that work?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
We probably love it anyway, so we'll be getting to
we'd be getting the homies out so anyways or some
something I'm creating five yeah, and then beat dass.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So question.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Also on top of that is saying the fact that
that spell was casted beforehand. If I or the bullsh
happen beforehand, the dudes come back, does that mean that
they affected by the spell.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
At this current moment, they are.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Not sweet baby Jesus from beating his ass. Are you
ready to start doing shit? Quentin?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yep, I'm just I'm about to start rolling. Oh I
am ready.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, we're fucked by the way, is oh? I beat
him on all of it? I finally not rolled as teaks. Okay,
so brother, I got two natural twenties.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I got a umm, I got two natural twenties, A
twenty uh twenty two, a twenty and a twenty three?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Is he dead yet? That's the hit?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh yeah, that was all hit?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay, good, all right, I was start rolling damage.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But guys, Alex's trying to be like, are you finished
with those errands?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Exactly? Okay, So they math this ship.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
M h how does the mic picking that up? But
not that Karina, I'm literally.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's something m hm oh.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
A wall with the door.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Goers facade, I might say it is a facade. Good job.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know quite a lot about faux brick facades.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Mm no that enemy I m.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
M hmm.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anyway, it how.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Much it's gonna be. It's I'm still calculating.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh are you about to annihilate him?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah? One hit? I think ninety nine damage.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh god, that's got to be a record, this whole campaign.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's got to be the world record.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's definitely what. You couldn't be a hundred. You couldn't
just get it right in one more point. It's just
the menu.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Listen.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Actually, that's my action was was was summoning them.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
I held that bitch because I think it was gonna
border wipe me and them guys don't got a lot
of HP.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Point damage and he'll take all the damage. So he's
gonna take just one point of psychic damage because of
how much damage he's b uh, bro, I thought my
fucking sixty damage was al we all look like bitches
right now.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
If you mean we're not done yet, because that was
just from the one fucking spell, not not that the
other twos that are fucking barely.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
About to die.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, you sa save us and sea best still having gone.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
They know they have like fucking one ap I've taken there.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Listen, We're getting I'm getting the damage out before you
bord wipe me.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
This next turn. If it was almost I didn't do this,
I was fucking dead. I was gonna be a hell
of dead. That's why I took off ring.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What is he gonna swat places with another soul of
some student he touched?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Such magic gang damage?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Eight more damage?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah? Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, the gates all damage, The gates all damaged. Let's
just let's sendary resistance.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Irish.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You can't get on my lap.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
A baby, You're done.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I actually forgot to let the wizards go again.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, listen, magic Mintil. I told you. Listen. The Hobies
are coming in but beating Skid's ass.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They're gonna do another eighteen damage. Yeah, and Blackwood would
die no fact that he has your flactory. Just as
you see his soul start to leave his body instead
(09:08):
of being whisked away to another plane of existence, your
philactory shoots a shadowy handout and draws it back into
his body.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What the heck is a phillactory.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's like a whore crux way hor cru basically unlimited
unless you destroy it. It's just the Sorcerer's stone that
I just need to get a hold of them. I
just wanted to make sure I was on the skapage.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, it's is any objects that your soul is angered?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Tols. We're like brothers now only closer and he holds
now it's do we have to do?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
We have the sec such a simple spell to just
be like, sorry, well.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Listen while he's like his soul's like, I just fucking
yeaked that bitch have his hands?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Make me a sleight of hand check with disadvantage.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I got fucking I listen, damn get wait we can.
We're not gonna null out the fact.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That I like you know, it's around his neck. It's disadvantage.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Fucking so we just gotta cut his head off.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Here we go, Here we go. I have my listen,
I have my side of hand bonus with the statist pendent.
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Jesus shaped the wheel. We might be living, we might
be living. We might have this, boys, we might have this.
Have this boys, Oh twelve plus two is fourteen?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, listen? Fourteen fourteen plus plus bartic inspiration. What was that?
D eight one? D eight? Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Actually that's fucking twenty or are you get an eight?
That's crazy? I got six oh six? Okay, you said twelve,
It was fourteen then it went up to You can
see it on Quentin's face that his whole plan just.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, got to I got y'all messed up. I give
me that status penna that gives me plus two side
of hands.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Look at that. I believe that came back to haunt me.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Listen this guy's games.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Imagine being dog ship. I'm crossed the way inspiring you.
You left the philactory from around his neck?
Speaker 11 (11:39):
Yeah, Quin, if you need a minute to like, we
gotta haven't used my level six spells.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
We are in We are in a very unique situation
where you and his souls are battling for control of
the filactor.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Wait, but can I use the fucking You're out of
actions a fucking so now I need to figure out
how mechanically I'm going to do this.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Listen, if I'm dying, I'm blowing everybody up.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Just saying I request five seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Can I make a point to maybe possible to help you.
Speaker 13 (12:27):
Three Alex has a portion of the filactory that has
brought so didn't he get advantage on like an throw.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh that's good, that's good.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
And they got the ring baby, but the rings on
rings and Daddy's hands.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm just saying, because could complete it.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He can't figure a way out. We broke it again.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
He means poppy.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, I'm speaking.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I speak a different languages to it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You know, you look like a mix of Josh Crovin
and the Wrizzler me or Alex you. I can see
it just when, just when you make that face, you know,
like I'm waiting on five big booms.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
You know, listen, Hey, we gotta listen. My brothers are
behind me. They're gonna help me out to you know,
a little roll to assists the wizard.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
About you know, I'm gonna cast blessing called it down.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
We all cast in made hand.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Here's how this works. This is gonna be death saving
role esque.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Get off, Get off, Iris.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I need you to make me a wisdom saving throw.
If you have ever rolled good in your life, Alex,
Now that means I.
Speaker 14 (13:59):
Have advantage advantage double manage double.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It does mean you get a plus one.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, are you doing wisdom?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Wisdom rolls in that one that's that's not that's not
percent home brew by the way, Okay, we got a
fifteen brothers.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
How we're feeling what you mean that you're you're.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
First I'm gonna roll in the chat all right. That
way everybody can see he's got to roll against it
with advantage was not used? Yeah, he used.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
What like.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's two and three round one? Yeah, it goes to
well yeah, sorry, all right, so make your next roll.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh fuck, dude, you better listen. Hey, I'm like I
was calling up. I'm telling my baby mama. I'm like,
listen what it's about to be. I'm doing it for you.
We're gonna win this.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You have six, you have six tries, Alex, I thought
that three. He's done a four. Now you roll twice
for each one.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Oh true, Listen, I'm just calling up my baby mom.
I'm like, listen, I'm coming home. I'm bringing stuff and
it's about to get real.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Sayn listen, I'm gonna with you, brother.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
We are not No, that was a five minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Three plus.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Come on you roll on. Are the strongest here, everybody
in the chat. So it's in front of everybody here,
all right, because these are important roles.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, are we rolling with it again? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's okay, okay, this is double advantage, double advantage, cheat
time advantage. Let's I forgot to do this. Ship fucking
it's an exclamation mark. Roll space one D twenty plus
one D twenty If you want to roll on both, no,
(16:18):
that'll just add it. Do you want to twenty plus whatever?
Your modifier is probably twice okay, twenty two two?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, I totally rolled a five of the three. So
this totally saved my life. We're up.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
We're up, bitch. W Round two is a double the
twelve for him, so he loses this one.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, so we're doing it again.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We are go ahead and make your advantage rolls. Listening
at home nineteen it was a twenty two and eight
on Alex and a five well twelve for Blackwood. Alex's
next rolls are an eleven in A nineteen.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
This is for all the marbles, Tom Samuel, Daddy, I've
taken it. I've taken your mama to everybody's going to
go down. I'm just talking mad ship if I'm doing
this too.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But what if he wins this and then kills Alex?
He has a plus seven, you have a lot better wisdom.
Alex leaves his hands and makes its way across the
stone rock you're standing on into your hand. Yeah, and
(17:37):
you feel you're necrotic power surge through your undead bones
for the first time, and you must get come back
several years. Yes, you can now look like whatever you
want to look like.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Hell listen, I'll go from bows. I got a winger again.
We're good. Oh my god.
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Speaker 5 (18:56):
Await Listen, dude, like the running meme of like maybe
me having my servants cooking is the longer thing?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
No more?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
How do you do any more? Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
How would you like to do this? Bro? Listen, I'm sucking.
He's going, I'm taking his soul. I'm like cleaner him
inside my fri the jar. Yeah, dude, it's like he's
like and I'm like, just like sucking. We were seeing
(19:35):
like the you know, the videos were like is it.
We're like he like the little skin husk is like
laying on the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Like these kind of videos. It's that scene from Food
or what is it called this athrogen animated film where
they're all the foods in the grocery, the grape juice
and he's like, yes, not the grape juice scene. And
if you're tell anybody, bro, you deny it.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Now, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave it the
one liner I told you I was always better and
I'm just freaking my power.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Darkness. It's abandoning me.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Can you turn his connection to your flactory around on
him so that you are able to siphon his soul
through the filactory and assimilate it as your power instead.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah and bad. So quick quick question before we do?
I think so technically because heads shut husk on the ground,
can I use that to reanimate dead? For to talk?
You can't wi.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
What to life and someone who little soul leveling on him?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Wait, if you do, you have to talk to him.
He doesn't die until you ask the three questions?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Right, so we just never asked him a question?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
He just I think it's not.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Is it concentration?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah? I think just technically technically I can animate what
is it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Just put him in there with the dragon in the
bag of holding, save his body for a Yeah. Yeah,
you know what if we just want to summon him,
just to summon him one day?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Maybe I want to like jump into his husk and
like intimidate people or something darkness people.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Maybe if we find like, uh, like acolytes later on,
you can hop into his body and pretend to be
his let's him say it exactly, and then I have
Risen type ship easter. But for you know, necromancers sitches.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yes, he has Risen.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That is going to ring us to bro how did
how did Richard live longer than he's got this because
he's got back up souls in his back pocket? That's crazy?
Can we can we just world shape? I will say
(22:37):
that Lucas, Lucas Blackwood was the one driving the spell
to merge the soul the life force of all the students.
And so with him now dead, the spell has fallen off.
Let's go Zebra to eat him. It is guy's move, so.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Fuck can eat him.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
So I'm gonna just wrap him on a nice fiery
hug obviously.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, I'm going to be one hundred percent transparent at
this moment. Any damage, any damage, any damage, he will
kill this man at this point in time. Yes, I
was going to say, how would you like to do
this pair hug? Don't even roll him bone, just tell
(23:28):
me how you want to kill him.
Speaker 15 (23:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna just grasp his face in my flaming hands, oh.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
My god style.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And I was going to make a recommendation.
Speaker 14 (23:43):
Go for it.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I was gonna say, since any damage would kill him,
since this guy's been using the souls of the commoners
to keep himself alive, I'd say, since we've got Zebra
Frek and Wahoute all surrounding him. I'd say, just throw
his ass to the ground and let our be sad
at him.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Nah, I want to do a way dirty.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm gonna take his head.
Speaker 15 (24:10):
In my hands and just say, since you think life
is such a little game to you, and I'm gonna
slam his face into the ground.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh okay, Uh it explodes into a fiery, bloody mess.
She said, record what are we gonna do with record? Cliffs?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Just like not every head needs to be questioned.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'm liking you more and more by the minute, Alex.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
When you were tearing into Blackwood over there with all
your army of dead people, do you know what it
made me think of?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
What have you ever seen the final scene in uh
District nine.
Speaker 16 (24:56):
Fighting off everybody himself where we're like the where the
bad guy, you know, gets surrounded by all the prawns
and they close in on him and they all yeah, yeah,
that's kind of what I was imagining was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, true, I mean that's kind of what happened, low key, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Just instead of a whole bunch of animals, it was
just a Hannah. Yeah, just slamming his hand on the ground.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
All right, like like a mortal combat finisher.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
M some exposition time.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Get off me? God, do I hear something? My baby Bama?
Does she feel better? Do I get like an angel?
Letter and a letter?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
He doesn't care about any perks he's getting. He just
wants to talk to baby.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
He said, I just want my wife. I got my
Wiener back, Let me my girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I just want to hit baby.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Come back.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Let me show you.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Hey, he showed you where you been In.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
This letter, I sent a photo realistic drawing of my
new Wiener.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
An snapshot. I have to remember what this is called?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
No moment momento?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Poor favor? Whoa what? Quinn's gonna show?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
What ship? You took off? Shirt?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Sweat shirt?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Shirt?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
We gotta grass? The penis shaped map was too much,
I know that.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Can we make an on the shape of boobs?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yes? Obviously, Okay, it's only fair.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Disrespect men and women equally.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
After you have wielded the awesome power of your flact,
your current body begins to.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Catch up with you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, well, was that supposed to be my dime? It
means it means your current body cannot hold the amount
of power that the flatory contains because it is not
prepared for this. It's it's decu getting all for one
or one for all free workout Montage. You gotta put
(27:36):
some brain limitters in you, bro. We gotta we gotta
seal your mind off. So you have two options, damn
play road play speaking mechanically speaking, you're gonna get a
little stronger. It's just gonna be flavored differently depending on
what two options, what direction you've picked for your character.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You can a.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Stay as you currently are and destroy the filactory oh
die in order to maintain your current form and become
mortal once again.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Or B.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You can turn into something that I will not disclose
to you at this time, and your body will take
on a new form and you will become something other
than an.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Wait hold on, I'm I'm trying to think about baby mama.
Ask hold on.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I will say, regardless of what choice you make your
I don't want this to make I don't want this
to seem like you're making like an ultimatum choice for
your character, things will turn out the way we have
discussed regardless of your choice.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
Okay, So it's such a good husband, dude, I'll be trying.
I would everybody just to get just to make that happen.
My wife wants yeah, like some.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's like some O G.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Thandos ship where like he kills everybody to freaking appease
his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Could she be happy with the way I am?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Or My question is, Quentin is so if I option too,
I keep I'm keeping the filagrophy.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
The option too is I don't keep the philactrophy.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Correct. It's all about what kind of character you want
Belos to become.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Mm hmm. That's gonna be hard.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't know if you have to make a decision
because your current body is not holding you're about to
take the blow due to the awesome power you are
currently ingesting, or if he just doesn't pick. If he
doesn't take, then I pick for him. Just kill rack, Yeah,
(30:08):
just make him dead.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I want to walk by a tree for a second.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
As I'm like trying to like control the power, I
didn't take a breath.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I do you think about it?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
He's rounded by dead people as he's.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Like, yeah, the the what's his face? The head masters?
It's like, bro, are you okay? I'm just like fucking
twitching walk away.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What if we let him blow up and then I
just one of his casts revivify on him when he's.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Made my diamonds, bro, Yeah, we do have diamonds.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We do have diamonds holding holding, I mean the diamonds
like fifty Yeah, I was gonna say it was a
ship ton of diamonds components diamonds worth three hundred gold.
(31:07):
You guys have plenty of diamonds. I've given you diamonds.
So we could just let him melt, you know, and
then whenever he makes his mind up, he can pry
to me whatever, and then I'll feel that you've been
alive long enough. In the last, are you ready to
retire to the farm?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
And in the end, I'm trying to get to my wife.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
So God, like I said, either path will take you
the way you want. It's all about how you want
Belo's to develop as the character going forward.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Ready to change.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Like it cold or throbbing.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think it throbs either way. I think it is
just cold or warm.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well, if he's undead, his blood's not beating.
Speaker 18 (31:59):
True, I take and I look at my my letter
I got from my woman hard Well, when.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Hud Oh that's so hard.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't know picked the pick the pick the second one.
I vote the second one, which is the second one
is gonna be cool. I feel like you've been undead
for long enough and look it's D and D. You
know what I'm saying. However, you want to play your character?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You wait?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Wait, the second one is? Which one?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Did you see my messages? Alex?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I did? Okay, so what was the second one? Keep
me what.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The second one is? You transform into a different being,
destroy destroy the flactory.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Listen, fuck it, I don't know. We're going to not
destroy the flector for them all.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So here's what happens. Yeah, you decide to let the
power crash through you and begin to disintegrate your body
and begins to leave your your corpse past your friends
(33:22):
huddled around you. Death is standing on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I forgot about you.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Fuck finally, bitch a damn.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
He was waiting for your ass. And he holds the
paper with your name on it in the air and
rips it in half instead of striking your name out.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Your soul is forced back into your body. As you're undead,
skeleton structure begins to reshape, and you now have become
something new that even all the books in the library
(34:16):
of this school have not written about. As you are
now a half dead, half alive creature. You are made
of flesh, and your heart beats like every mortal, but
your soul has a foot past the grave.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, what the world.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You feel? The curse that bars you from your wife
lifted as you are no longer, as you are no
longer a creature of death, she is no forced separate
(35:05):
her domain of life from you.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
We're not going to see Alex for a month.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Out there back with.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
A broken petard. He's gonna come out with hip dips
the size of like watermelons.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
So you are to put in work. What did they
all die from?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Shattered telvises?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You are now what is this is?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
This is some third party ship. This is not from
what I understand real D and D. All Right, you
are now what is called a half undead.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Okay, that's half dead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Half your body is living, but your soul has one
foot in the grave. For this time you are basically
taken out of the equation of life.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
And as you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Have something else you have to fulfill.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Well, we have to fill.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
You know, what you have to fill the darkness to
save you all have to save the world.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Still, so I'm like, I'm like, she goes say.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
The world first, it's it's at the end of at
the end of was it The Gentleman's Gentleman's Knights or
whatever that movie is called.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
I swear being in a call with a bunch of
men just listing movies I have never fucking heard of
in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
How about the Notebook?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Goddamne notebooks fantastic?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You won't every movie? That's what you said.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
No night, p S. I Love you the King That's
the one I was thinking about. The kingsman. Hm oh wait,
I know that.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
She's like, if you say, how do you ass Yeah,
she doesn't say that, she says you can do it
in the butthole. But yeah, sure, thame sh it, sh
it comes out of either one. And that as you
are all climbing out of the heart of Brimstone, is
(37:25):
where we are going to end our session.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Broke, Are you going to send me a stat sheet?
That a change thing too?
Speaker 11 (37:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Okay? Cool? Nice?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Goodbye, Penis Rock. It has been it has been nice.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
We're all gonna level up four times.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You are all going to level up one time at this.
Speaker 15 (37:48):
Moment, times one times three I think is a great one.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
You were leveling up once, Alex.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
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