DND Americana Episode Fiftytwo (Brimstone Academy Saga 8)

the posse continues their fight under brimstone academy..

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
So now it is guys turn.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
So here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think huh, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Gonna multi attack the hoe yeah with uh two touch attacks.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
First one is seventeen.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Uh that hits.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
The second one is a fail hm six point nine
points of damage.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Is he flammable?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Would you say? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
And then he'll take five D ten of fire damage
at the start of each of his turns.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
He doesn't have to make it a take sairy roll
to see if he's not on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
If the target is a creature or a flammable object,
it ignites until a creature takes an action to adass
the fire. The target takes five D ten fire.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Damaging that all you did was kill one of his duplicates.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'll take it, and Frek is going to run on
in there, Get in there, Freck, get in there, flick
and Freck is going to um counts. So that's the

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claw attack, and that is going.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
To be a sixteen sixteen that hits.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Slip so that target is now knocked prone and he's
gonna take.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Ooh, that's one. Do you pops use.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Five points of damage and then because he's knocked prone.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
He gets a bite attack in there for a freebie?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do you have to roll if it's a bonus?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, that's a fifteen.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That also hits, but it doesn't. Don't worry about doing
the damage because he rolled high enough that it's another
clone that you'd kill.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, cool, like fucking magical hats that I've done.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That is going to bring us to to tell you why.
That's me. That's Wyatt to Taywal, that's you.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Okay, Google, I'm gonna can I have Zebra go first?
You can, Okay, Zebra's gonna hop.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Up in that bitch and he's gonna whack his buncus.
All right, whack his bumcus.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Let me see where did I put his character freak.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't have his new character sheet, but I have
his old one, so he can't fly, That's what I'm hearing.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
No, he can, Okay, I just don't have I know
the new character sheet also has.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Multi attack on there, so I'm just gonna use multi attack.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I fucking kill you.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, see as much as you need to, I will.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Actually, all right, we'll see attack to hit one.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
He eats a plus four, so eighteen and sixteen. Uh,
they both hit.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Okay, I'm gonna do one on the record on the
left and one on the record on the right.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
You unfortunately do not get to choose. Okay, well then
I'm just gonna do I'm going to attack the one
of them on the left. Yeah, so now.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Twenty eight twenty six where's my bank?

Speaker 10 (05:01):
Or ten?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
So twelve on one attack.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Okay and eight on the other attack, So twenty eight
total damage.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, this is actually not going to hit the clone
because he didn't roll high enough for the clone to
take the damage, and so he takes the damage. Zebra
takes the damage. No, his his original body, not the
clone takes the damage. But I was attacking a clone,
is what you're saying. No, So basically, he rolls whenever

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an attack is made against him, and he has to
hit a certain threshold in order for the clone to
take the damage. I see, So I don't know which
one is the clone is just like.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yeah, he can slot back and forth, cuckol cool, cool cool,
And that's per attack.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
He has to roll. Yeah, but if you do a
multi attack, I'm just gonna count that as one of Okay.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
But if I am on my playing on my turn
and I shoot him three times separate those would be
technically separate, separate instances. Okay, all right, so that's all
Seemer is gonna do. I am going so can I

(06:32):
you know how my main action has two attacks?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Can I get rich? Can I not do the second
attack to do an action? I'm still attack, I think? So, Okay,
you're gonna having two bonus actions is what I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Where I attack with one of my bonus actions and
then I have another bonus action which I could attack,
but I'm not gonna Let's see you can uh, You're

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not gonna be able to do like a full bonus action.
You can basically like disengage hide or it's like the
rogue ship but the roague gets Okay, then don't worry
about it. I Am going to cast h like a

(07:52):
cunning action. You can dash, just engage your hide. Basically
is what I is. What is allowed so I can
into two actions basically is what you're saying. Correct.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Okay, I'm going to cast Crusader's mantle, Okay, which is
where So I'm gonna radiate an aura within a thirty
foot radius, awakening boldness and friendly creatures until this fell
ends the aura moves with me centered.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
On me, and while you're in the aura.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Each non hostile creature, including me, deals an extra one
D four radiant when it hits with a weapon attack.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What was the radius on that thirty feet? Pastic There
you go. There's your aura, your turn gold like you
didn't cact as bluff and take on your pseudo god form.

(08:59):
We get it up in here. Okay. And now I'm
also going to cast spirits rout. Okay? Is that a
bonus action? Yes, it's a bonus action.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Okay, I call forth spirits of the dead, which flit
around around me for the spells dration. The sphearits are intanged, intangible,
and invulnerable until the cell ends. Any attack I make
deals one D eight extra damage when I hit a

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creature within ten feet of me.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Are those both concentrations spells by any chance? Yes, you
can only do one. Sorry Bubba, Okay, forget the first one.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I said, Okay, get rid of the aura.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Sorry everybody, but h right now? Well yeah, but you
know ranged.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah, so any attack ideal is going to do one
D eight extra damage when I hit a creature, and
then I can pick radiant, necrotic or cold damage.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's my choice when I cast the spell. Any creature that.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Takes this damage can't regain hit points until the start
of my next turn.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Damn. Okay. In addition, any creature of my choice that
I can see that starts its turn within ten feet
of me has its speed reduced by ten feet until
the start of my next turn. Okay, what spirits do
you bring? So? I let's see. It's just like your

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dad and his cop buddies. They're just like in day
drunk with ham shooting straight up in the air. I
didn't think about it being individual rules. You're summoning three spirits?
Are you summoning? I'm gonna summon my papa? Mm hmm,

(11:10):
I suppose my uncle. Okay? Can I summon the lone Ranger?
You cannot. He's not dead. He's just on a different
plane of existence.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Okay, blame uh?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like, I guess who died that we like? Who is
the dude that that got.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
His arm removed with like replaced with a robotic arm
from like the beginning of the campaign that we are
peeded him into being good before we blew up the battery.

Speaker 11 (11:44):
Oh foreman Thorn, bro Thorn, I wanna I'm gonna bring
him in.

Speaker 12 (11:52):
What a pool?

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Bro fucking foreman Thorn appears with his fucking gatling gun arm.
He deserves be here, he deserves black would get taken
down and they can't see.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You against sonation. I'm just crying. He's being all serious.
I'm just like, you run past your dad and I'll hin.
I didn't know my dad as an adult, so I
mean get fucked. Yeah, uh, all right, seeing you still

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have your double attack, I suppose nice.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Cool, Then I'm gonna shoot Rick Dick in the in
the butt.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Let me go ahead, and where's my characters?

Speaker 10 (12:47):
I wrote it?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
How appropriate for his name to be ricard and for
us to be on a phoulish shape like his nickname
is literly Dick, and that's where he's gonna die.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yep, fifth twenty one and eighteen and cool, all right,
this is gonna be a lot of damage. Calculation, a
new math, not the math we're gonna put my d eight.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Put your calculum there is.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
You're breaking out because you're not close enough to your microphone.
I'm sorry, I'll put closer to my mouth.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Twelve plus two fourteen, so fourteen for one attack.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
What fourteen for one hundred bits right now, I'm editing
that out. Please hereah for fourteen for one attack. It's

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too explicit even for Spotify. Didn't I didn't even think
about it.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Twenty for the other attack thirty four yep, thirty four.
And because it's two attacks, I had one D eight
per attack, eight more damage.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
So forty two forty two.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
It's just forming Thorn running up to him and just
like upper cutting him boo. Him and my dad are
going back and forth, just miss standing, not for it.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
He's just like, oh my god, in this dude, he's
got a fucking cigar in his mouth, like I don't
even do nothing, I kill.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
It's that scene from JJK where it's like.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I knew exactly what seeing you were thinking of.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
At the same time where they're giving where they're giving
my hotel the two piece.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah boy, that's you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
All right, I'm going to keep it simple. I'm gonna let.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Me pull this up.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Okay, perfect, Okay, let's see what's my How far am I?
Where's the measuring tool there?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It is?

Speaker 12 (15:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Perfect? All right?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So do I have a clear shot to either of
the records?

Speaker 10 (15:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Not really, guys, in the way.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I fink, I say, I see that. Can I move
to get a clear shot?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
How much movement you got?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Let me just make certain of this. I've got thirty.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Five, uh yeah, to get you into this window right here.
All right, I'm gonna I did all this work to
make sure the map snaps. You don't leave your person
on a fucking square. You put him halfway on.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
One, put him halfway and put him in the center.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
You put him right there. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Anyway, I'm gonna take a shot.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Let's see. You can't say ship Quentin. Look at Richard.
He ain't sitting up right, he was somebody moved him.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Does a nineteen hit?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
It does? Okay? Good?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Before anything?

Speaker 9 (16:33):
Since my attack hit, I'm going to mark him as
my favorite foe. Okay, So that deals with extra D
six of damage every time I hit him. Okay, oh
well the first well, the first time I hit him
in a turn. So that's going to do two D
eights plus my decks. So that's going to be nine

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damage plus the D six from my.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Favored foe. That's two.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Sorry, I dropped it.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
Uh And let's see, I was just making sure of something. Sorry, Okay, Yeah,
Unfortunately well, who tay is not close enough to actually
hit him, and I can't drink breath because I'll catch
my allies in the crossfire. But what I will do,

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So that was eleven damage in total. I'm gonna do
my second attack. Yeah, and I am going to, I guess,
shoot at him again.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yep, you know his final clone is going to eat
your first attack.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Damn.

Speaker 9 (17:54):
So let's see that is twenty three yoops?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right, second verse same as the first.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
Unfortunately, this one does not get the bonus from favored
foe right, okay, oof.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Doesn't need it, So this deals.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
Eighteen damage in the second shot. But now that well
who tastes closer? Let me just make sure exactly how
close he is? Okay, perfect, he'll be right on top
of them next time. Wait on, what's this movement? Let

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me let me able check that.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Sweet Oh yeah, no, I misread that. Hold on, no,
not that button. This button that's better, all right, and
I guess that'll be in my turn.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Okay, that is going to bring us to m Belos
in the flesh the dead flash.

Speaker 13 (19:09):
But yeah, listen, this guy pissed me off. I'm taking
off my clothes. The suit's coming off. We're gonna full bony,
fully full bone.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well listen, that's coming off, the rings coming on, but
ready to start blasting.

Speaker 14 (19:35):
Okay, and uh and I'm just gonna say one thing.
It will be like I have there some shade and
basically say the fact that his or sorry his god,
he got.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
His neck necrotic power for it from wish he was me. Okay, hey,
that's why you need a philanthrophy. And from there, I'm
just I just started blasting. What spell you casting?

Speaker 12 (20:03):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (20:04):
So first, okay, I didn't know what's all around me. Bones,
no bones, dead people, no dead people.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
There's a good amount of dead people right now because
they've just been sacrificing people. Sweet baby Jesus, this is
gonna be alright. Let's go first, I'm bringing I'm sending
in the dumb asses.

Speaker 14 (20:28):
Okay, okay, tweetled Bee and tweetled dumb I'm about to
go over there and start freaking beating up on this fool.
Then listen, never mind, I ain't gonna save my plan
because I know you can use my plant against me.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So on top of that, I'm.

Speaker 14 (20:44):
Gonna separate them a little bit, you know, so I
get a good little right there in there.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
So with that all being said, what's gonna happen is
we are going to Oh.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
That is great, streame, go ahead and take a picture
of that.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
He froze up really bad and it was a funny face. No,
it was not that flattering.

Speaker 14 (21:19):
Oh so we're gonna We're gonna.

Speaker 15 (21:28):
Cast this, and just make sure I'm doing this right
before I do it. Okay, let me two seconds, okay
one two one two one two mm hm one two.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'll hold on. I'll roll, but I need to roll.

Speaker 14 (21:52):
To see if he would be qual quote like resistant
to necrotic. He didn't think he would. You know, he
is sorry about it.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Damn it. How about the hit him with a boomer.
That's what makes this such an unfair fight, not the boomer,
because he gets all the Warlock powers without any of
the drawback. Okay, boomer is an old reference.

Speaker 14 (22:28):
Brow that that fucks me up a little bit. Hold on,
I got to recalibrate my recalibrating. Yeah, I gotta recalibrate for.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
A second, recollaborating, recollaborating, shitting like they threw me off.

Speaker 14 (22:52):
So I was expecting man to be Yeah, hold on,
fuck everything I have is a crime, Davin.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, let's where's gonna take it. Where's gonna take in
roun with it? Okay, planned this specifically to beat you.
I said it was a trap. I don't have to
smell evil to smell bullshit. Mm a, Yet you still

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step in it. I am casting.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
It's part of the job.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Negative energy flood.

Speaker 14 (23:27):
Okay, he's not undead yet you even said this correct,
He's not undead, So technically it is a.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I thought it was a fucking wideness. It doesn't seem
like it's wideness wideness, negative energy flood. I thought was
an AoE. No, oh, you send ribbons of negative energy

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at one creature you can see with the rain. Unless
the target is undead, it must make it. I mean,
you don't need to attack anyone other than him. Yeah,
but I was gonna I was gonna make it.

Speaker 14 (24:21):
I was gonna make it cool to where I could
heal my dude's gonna damage him, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I see, I see, I see, I see see. I
was gonna be really cool about it, but then I
fucked myself. Okay, we're just gonna like I'm so derailed
right now. Okay, So it's this freaking fireball on mccalladay. Okay,
all reliable, Ye, do not forget that your minions are

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in the way though, even though I separated them out.
You got a little fire foot right there to boom boom.
Uh fireball is not a five rate. It is definitely
only eight twenty foot radios.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
They can run brought back.

Speaker 14 (25:07):
Okay, all right, fuck it, I'm just going to polymorph.
We're just gonna go with that polymorphrom.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, fuck it. Listen, well the well, the fucking thing,
let's do it. I don't care. I have no I've
derailed myself on a planet which I was going to
do it. That's got to be eighteen. He failed with
a twelve, and he's going to expend the legendary reaction path.

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We're a bitch, listen, bro, I'm just trying to burn. Yeah,
all right, So the homies are gonna be here. Here
we go, boom boom.

Speaker 14 (25:46):
I have a ship up for them, so we have
to wait, all right, So who knows it's gonna be
mo fucking m math.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I can't math right now, brother, Um, I can't math
right now? Uh? What the fuck is fucking thirteen plus
five eighteen eighteen.

Speaker 12 (26:09):
Yeah, got wrong, So uh what do we say?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Wow, you just gotta shown up by the two dumbest
bitches here eighteen stupidio hits eighteen hits.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
All right, So what that is gonna be about? A
being boom pal So gonna be dec question awesome scary damage. Yeah,
all right, that is going to bring us to Califf.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I'm gonna give him some words of a couragement.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh yeah, what do you say?

Speaker 10 (27:00):
Him?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Dead baby? Okay, he's gonna run thirty feet and that
is well. He's going to use his attack to run
an additional.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
And he's going to disappointment election surge.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
So he does get his two attacks. He would never
disappoint you. His first attack, missus. He would rather die
to disappoint you. His second attack hits. He is going
to swing down with the ember heard sword.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
As he does that. Can I have will who activate
his ability?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You can? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (27:37):
All right, Well who is gonna activate? Where is it?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
The D strikes?

Speaker 9 (27:45):
Yeah, in a few strikes he gains a D six
of whatever element will who Tay is And if I
remember correctly, he was fire.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Okay, that is fifteen damage, six of which is fire damage.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
That is.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
That is Cliff's turn, and at the end of the round,
we're going to have an environment action.

Speaker 14 (28:14):
Wait, what about the wizards, the three of them, Henry
Sharper Ludini.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
They're gonna cast magic missiles. That's all they're gonna do.
That guy's a great That guy's a freaking super wizard.
You're the heroes, good, good correction, they're not heroes. Yeah,
but it could be little damage numbers. They could be
not useless.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Yeh from the grave and he's dealing more damage than
these badass wizards are.

Speaker 14 (28:52):
You can't say they can't carry a campaign because we
all know that freaking what's his face Cliff be doing
mad damage at times.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Cliff did.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Oh so you're biased, yes, because it's like I would
do cool shit every once in a while.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, they do twenty damage. Yeah. At the end of
the initiative, Uh huh oh, okay, we're gonna roll these
six to see what happens. Darkness, unleashed envy shadows heavily

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obscure the battlefield for the next round for everybody except
for Raccard and Blackwood. Is it magical darkness? It is
magical darkness. It looks like to drink just so magic.

(30:06):
It's it's not it's not a spell. If you have
dance the darkness? What am I doing? I don't I
have like a spell? It's like magical light?

Speaker 10 (30:22):
H yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
How do I pick the ship up here? We like that?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
When?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Ye, when.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I can use daylight? That is going to bring us
to eleanor.

Speaker 12 (30:42):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Are you gonna be able to do anything if I
can't see anything?

Speaker 10 (30:50):
But what?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
The war was a bad choice. My apologize my apologies.
I apologize my apology.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, Quinn's really dumb today.

Speaker 16 (31:04):
I really don't I'm going to cast uh uh uh oh, which.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Because I can just say his name so Ricard and
he has to make it until the saving throw.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
He rolled a.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Seven. Thank god, he's gonna take thirty five damage. Oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Christ.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Was that synaptic snap? No, that was Ralpham's lance. Ralpham's lance,
because I would just like.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
To say, I can't see it took you a second
to like get this magic thing now, but now every
time you use magic you fuck people up.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm a wizard. I do like wizards. I don't know
if I can do anything else. Maybe I can. I'm
not sure you need to oops. Uh uh uh huh.

Speaker 14 (32:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Can I move out side of the thing?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
It is all darkness. That circles are just for a representation.
There is no moving outside of I see. Okay.

Speaker 16 (32:45):
Uh well, the last thing I'm gonna do is, I
don't know, insult him for a bally? Yeah, your foreheads big?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Your was a snow blow.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
You know what I'm undid. It won't matter. I can
just a new one. Mhm. What is the circle for?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
To show us that everything's in darkness?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
That's a great question. What is that little imagine there?

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Can I should use shape earth and just like get
rid of that section you're red that section of the
rock that we're on.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Shame if there's so many circles idea.

Speaker 16 (33:47):
So I'm trying, I'm trying to I don't know what
I'm doing. Is that the darkness okay is a bonus section?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay? Can I move thirty feet and then Misty so
up thirty feet?

Speaker 14 (34:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Do you need to be able to see her? Misty step?
I don't think so o. Can't you see so many
feet darkness? Yes, unoccupied space that you can see, but
he saw it previously. It's not magic darkness. Its shadows
that heavily obscure the battlefield. I would say in this

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instance that yes, you can probably misty step. I would
also like to say that I am fire. So am
I not a torch? You would be to a degree? Yes,
what the lightning. The lightning would also be cutting through
some of the darkness. Yes, Also the fact is glowing
ruins I feel so Yeah, I'm here the room. I've

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already said that you are there. You do not need
to ecu Oh, by the way, I'm there a what
does it do make me an arkonda? Check? He starts
fitting in circles like that twenty three twenty three. They're trying.

(35:13):
They're definitely trying to summon the great darkness right here
right now.

Speaker 16 (35:16):
Yet exactly exactly what that that that?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Uh, you're not hurting them at the moment.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
You already so you can tell that this is drawing
power from the spell that they casted.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That was that's sucking all the life force out of
the students. So interesting, could you?

Speaker 6 (35:45):
Yo, This hand can't even fit all the way around
the shaft. Oh, and it can only hold twenty feet
or the blackwood. Blackwood is next. We're gonna see if
he gets his shadow storm back.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's crazy. He gets it back.

Speaker 10 (36:06):
Put a dollar in the jar.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
One hundred bits, please, Alex. It's time to make a
dexterity saving.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
What's kin thrown at me? The same thing that he
cast he used last time?

Speaker 13 (36:24):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Shadow storm? He opens a lay line rift creatures of
his choice in a thirty foot radius, must make a
DC eighteen dexterity saving throw. So I can't. I can't
just so magic this ship. You cannot? Can I can
I absorb elements? You can?

Speaker 12 (36:44):
Fuck it?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I'm sucking. Mhm's. This episode's gonna get fucking flagged. I
mean I'm absorbed by like, yeah, the dexterity check first though,
for you and your minions? Did you beat in eighteen?

(37:15):
Fuck it at BEN eighteen, I got to seven and two.
Wah wah.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Sounds like a sucks to suck.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Listen, I'm sucking right now for sure, because you like, like,
I sucked thirty eight points of damage you roll create.
I'm pretty sure. Fuck it's not even worth it. Ah
sucked that hard? Okay, I is I freaking bit more

(37:48):
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There's a lot of damage. That's the point. I Badgage.

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Speaker 10 (39:04):
Lot the.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
That is Ricard's turn. Who is going to oh m hmm,
there we are. He's going to cast a spell and

(39:34):
then make a staff attack. He's going to cast Globe
of Invulnerability globe another spell I need to read real quick.

(40:05):
He's not going to use that a spell. Actually, he's
actually going to just cast magic missile on guy. Well,
first nine points of damage, that's fine. Then he's gonna

(40:32):
swing at you with his staff. I don't know what
I have ninety something points of damage left or that
is sixteen to hit? Yeah, another nine points of damage
and make me a constitution saving throat on fire.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Bitch that twenty plus three.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
It actually wouldn't even matter because you can't silence you
anyways because you don't speak like normal for your verbal
spell components are so yeah, that is going to be
guys turn cool.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
So I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You will try, I'm gonna try. Oh yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
This is a sidebar, but I do have a thirty
foot radius of light around me. Okay, fun fact, I
just read that on the thing. So I'm gonna multi
attack him.

Speaker 12 (41:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Personality does a yeah you're a very twenty five it
does crazy crazy believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
And then for the second attack.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Does a eighteen hit. It does crazy. That's be Oh.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
We haven't been doing his fire damage, have we No?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Because it hit the clone last time he used it.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Makes sense, makes sense, makes sense. Well this time it
doesn't correct.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Come back. We'll come back anywhere on sack.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Two points of damage.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Okay, and now he needs to take five D ten
of fire damage every time he starts a turn. Okay,
and then freck is gonna attack freaking fact cannot pounce
this term, but he is gonna bite him as one does,

(42:56):
as a giant cat would do.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
There's a seventeen hit.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, what is that face?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yes, you looked real dumb. Just understand your place.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
H thirteen.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Okay, and I'm done.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
She is done.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Actually that's a lie.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
M h.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
How did that?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah? Croy? Yes, your go all right?

Speaker 9 (43:50):
Well, first off, I am going to move a houte
up closer to Ricard. Well, actually, now, who is gonna
be in my way? Can I jump him over to
the other side.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
If he has the speed? Yes he can.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
He should frecks in my way? Freak, I know it as.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Frick my bad.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Wow, Now who's dumb?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Anyway, I'm now gonna shoot Ricard again. First shot does
a twenty one hit. It does excellent, all right, So
two D eight perception.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Plus a D six from my from my uh, what's
it called favorite foe? Okay, so that's going to be
twelve fourteen plus five, So that's nineteen damage on the
first blow.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Well yeah, I just don't want to serious.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
It was on the phone.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
The first shot is nineteen damage. Second shot.

Speaker 10 (45:18):
Does a.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Twenty eight head?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It does? Believe it or not?

Speaker 9 (45:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
So take out the Jesus why even have armor light? Nope?

Speaker 9 (45:32):
All right, so that's going to be eight fourteen another
nineteen Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
It does not looking good.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
And then whute is going to chomp chompture. You just
make sure something, okay.

Speaker 17 (45:59):
So his bite attack, Ah, that's plus seven yes, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Does a twenty four hit?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
It does?

Speaker 9 (46:20):
All right, So that's two D six, one for the
bite itself and one for the additional fire damage.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Let me just make sure something real quick.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Does Zach have your plan ready to shore next?

Speaker 12 (46:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Okay, just want to make sure something.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Interesting.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
So the guy takes five points of piercing damage and
one point of fire damage. Does he get his strength
mod to that for the piercing damage? Okay, just want
to make sure. So instead of five, that's.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Eight piercing damage.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
So total of.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Eight piercing damage plus one fire damage.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Oh okay, all right, he's not dead yet, but he's.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, we're ganging up on this guy. We took out
his clones pretty.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Quick, Wyatt, all right, and he was just attacking Richard,
correct record, Yes, like I said, Richard, all right, So.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I'm gonna excuse me. It is with a k.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
We're fighting Riccardio.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Sorry's that.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
It's funny that you think he's relevant enough in this
story for whyat to remember his fucking.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's bell because Homie is about to be a paint smear.

Speaker 10 (48:10):
Do your worst. Okay, cuckoo, cuckoo.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'm gonna triple tap this motherfucker. Yeah boom, bitch, yes, and.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Then I'm gonna use So I'm gonna use branding smite okay,
which next time I attack with a weapon, as you know,
deals an extra two D six.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Uh boo, which is so dark. Yeah, okay, so this, Oh,
it's gonna light him up for a second to so
you're aware.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
It's just in the it's in the spell. I figured
i'd let you know. So I'm gonna roll for my attacks.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
It's okay, So twenty and then we have a that's
a spell you casted, right, Yeah, he's gonna cast counter spell.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's crazy.

Speaker 10 (49:36):
I'm still about to hit.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Him three times at a fifth level. So does he
need to roll?

Speaker 12 (49:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Okay, so it cancels out one of them, Well, it
cancels out the smite, It doesn't cancel out my attacks. Yeah,
I was just trying to mitigate, not cancel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
really saying gonna do shit to me. Yeah, he's just
telling you he don't want sprinkles on his cupcake. So

(50:07):
twenties and fifteen.

Speaker 16 (50:10):
To hit.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Yeah, two twenties hit, okay, the fifteen hits to just
let you know, yeah, because of bullseye yep, bullshit, I'm sorry,
as I like to call it. Oh is that right?
All right? So what we're gonna do here and igine

(50:31):
a component for that is like a literal bull's eye.
That's cool. Every time you use it, you just have
to like have one on you. Nash on the Acarina,
he's killed so many bulls. Yep, where's my Acarina town? Theme?

(50:52):
From pokemons On? This thing is amazing. Quinn's trump as always?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Do I want to go get a drink.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Let's go get a drink.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Drink, Let's go get away. They say what they're gonna say.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
Uh yeah, Ertie, Yeah, ok.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It sounds it sounds so great.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, I'm great.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I'm so glad that Michael phone won't pick it up.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You don't have forty damage. Yeah, I can't hear it.
Forty points of damage.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Forty points damage.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
He's not down yet, okay.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
And then Zebra is actually going to I prepared for this,
So Zebra's gonna hop right here, okay, and then he's
going to.

Speaker 10 (52:08):
Where it go.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
You know, I just realized we would have been getting
flinking bonus.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
We what have?

Speaker 6 (52:18):
So he's going to breath attack, Oh, in the direction
away away from everyone, okay, and kind of towards Wahoote.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
He might hit Wihoote. I guess right, I guess he
could stay like right here. It's kind of breath.

Speaker 18 (52:35):
It's thirty feet, not fifteen fire, A thirty foot cone
of cold damage out.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
It's not fire.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
God, damn it.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I was just making stuff up.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Okay, blast and thirty foot cone.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh, it just barely misses. I want to crisp.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
It's like he planned it. Or something. It's almost thirty
minutes ago. Tuition there you go, send it to you
over Facebook chat. All right, eighteen constitution saving throw eighteen.

(53:24):
He gets a plus two constitution thirty twenty bitch. Okay,
so then he takes twenty five damage. Actually he takes
what's half of that? Can you add to the breath weapon?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yep? Damage gets with an attack. I can add wahuts
in few strikes.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
How much is how much does that to.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Add fur fire damage on top of that?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okay, so you're going to thirty one more damage? Hey,
normally this would be enough to kill him. Oh, my candy.
But he's gonna do some bullshit.

Speaker 11 (54:20):
Oh kill him.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
And he is going to hold his hand out.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Oh no, no, no, it's only a weapon attack, my bad.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
And he's going to bring forth the soul of one
of the students to take the damage for him. That's garbage. Wait, Quentin,
could I use a little sixpos to the soul from him?
What's the spell? You're not over here, You're not over here.
There's a wall. I'm sorry, you're literally you're literally one

(54:53):
hundred and twenty feet away at this Well, no, you
can't do anything. Okay, now, he's misering from the bottom.
I always measure from the bottom.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Hi, your bits, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Sure I wish I could get myself fits I can't. Yeah,
we're not partnering yet. Okay, that sex turn is going
to make his two attacks. That one's and hits the

(55:31):
other one. But since he that one, he is not
going to do anything. He's going to pick his sword
off the ground. We are now at the end of
the round, so the darkness fades.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Wait where card went? Actually no, he was.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Before you and the initiative. Oh and now, okay, we're
going to roll to see what environmental layer action? Can
I just become the darkness? Darkness? Come in there? Distortion?

Speaker 6 (56:16):
All creatures must make a d C fifteen decks saved,
or will now float ten feet in the air.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Minus two to melee attack. Wait, no, make me a
deck save. Everybody save, I.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Override the rules.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
No fourteen If you be fifteen?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Fuck yeah, I beat it?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Fire fighter?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Would you consider this condition damage? Deck save? But I
said condition dumb? Dumb?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
So wait, what did the what is the environmental effect?
Strained gravity is distorted? If you failed the deck save
of fifteen, you are now floating ten feet in the air.
You no longer get reaction attacks, and you can and
you take a negative to the melee attacks.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I mean, so I made it.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Nothing's changed, got it?

Speaker 5 (57:22):
But what if I'm conditioned immune to being grappled and restrained?
Don't get I'm kind of save there. Hey, that's the truck.

Speaker 14 (57:37):
Would not be able to use my telekinetic feet to
push myself towards the ground.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I am literally going to shoot up on so I'm
feel a little thicker today. I am. I'm going to
ship myself. I'm going to ship so hard.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Hey, no, is that not a good question.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
There is no status effect. You are just simply floating
off the ground. All right, We're floating floating.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Next car take.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
You cannot move for the next turn. It is not
his turn yet. It is ellen.

Speaker 11 (58:17):
I can shoot a bow in the air. He says
that way too, spends round, all right, Rick and Rickman,
I would also like to put out he is on
fire eighteen entire time.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
He is eighteen hits sixteen damage, sixteen damage.

Speaker 10 (58:40):
Does that.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
And that twenty double damage thirty one damage on top
of the sixteen Jesus, that's my harp song. Double attack.
You do so much damage, but he just holds up
another soul, another soul of a student, and it takes
the damage for him.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
I'm starting to think this guy's a pervert. And then
the soul and you're gonna bliel me this. The soul
leaves his hand and fades into the magic circle.