August 11, 2025 • 53 mins
Horizon's Edge, an exploratory vessel sent out on all encompassing missions from escorting high profile figures to reaching into the unknown regions of space. Join us on our live play adventure into a Spelljammer campaign loosely based on the Star Trek universe.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of
the starship USS Horizon's Edge, It's unending mission to explore
strange new worlds, to seek out new life and lost gods,
to boldly venture into the depths of the astral Sea
where no one has gone before. Trying to now decide
(00:25):
how much of Full Metal Alchemist you ripped off for
this character. Not a lot, just that, okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I see the suit of armor. I run my hands
across its shoulder. This is finally made, as he hears
in his head made, I finished the.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Last but turns around completely backwards with red eyes, and
it's just like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Who touching me? Homie? And then like does it actually speak?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I guess it's hood for comedic effect.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you want to give it like a like a
robot voice? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, see my I told the guy earlier that one
of my main things that I studied while I was
at the academy was is ai science. So this is
kind of just like my little Hey, I got my
big A.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I got your replication. Yep, okay, So what kind of
voice do what this thing to have?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Thompton?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are we thinking, Jarvis? Or are we thinking stereotypical robot?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, absolutely not. It's probably gonna be more like a
Samu and Jackson ah ship. You know what I'm saying,
that kind of that kind of guy shooting me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's what I'm saying. It's a very like sarcastic and
snappy with you. Yeah, okay, So what does it say?
Won me? Get him off me? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I was just polished.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Just I'm not going to say.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't think it'd be appropriate for twitch.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, let's keep it that way. I can mute you
for a minute. Sure say it? Yeah, mm hmm, all right, creator,
Maybe daddy Daddy father?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
How about crazy idea, Danny hops or Danny Danny's good.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I like that works for me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
That's much better than what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So much better than what I was thinking. Actually, I'm
not cutting that out of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, let me said, raise some of the stuff that
I put down, I'll cut it off.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That's uh, you might you might want to cut it
out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
King, we're explicit. Yeah, and the suit of armor here
my thoughts? Are we doing thoughts?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He has to speak to theopathically free cream can't speak
normal languages. We communicate telepathically.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I guess we don't have translators for that. It's kind
of it's kind of like it's kind of like a
wookie thing. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We can understand the language, but no person can effectively repeat,
can effectively copy art our language.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You can wouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Able to to like scan your language and and figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He could probably understand what I'm saying if I were
to speak it out loud.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But you can't use telepathy. No, yeah, okay, he would.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He can't understand my telepathy, but if I speak my
native tongue to him, he understands what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, so you can talk to him. You
just can't use telepathy at it. Yeah, no, as long
as you can understand you know, common or.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Funnily enough, he's the only one around who I can
actually speak to.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, you like Wait, can I just do the
voice of the robot?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And can I be the voice you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, sure, okay, as long as you like, Yeah, the
make him sound how I wanted with no voice changer.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, no voice, no voice changer. This time around, I
learned my lesson, all right, I've killed your ears enough.
So like Corey speaks to him, and he immediately turns
to and says, Yo, you don't have to update my
dialect chip because this dude's speaking some backwater bug language,
(04:37):
not you attacking him, normal language. I got that, but
he sounds like he real South, like off plane itself.
That's so funny, just kidding, he doesn't have I look
at Danny, I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And actually, actually it is merely a far off dialect.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I assume. Oh so you can speaking.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Like yeah, yeah, well language is it? If you don't
mind me asking what well language do you speak?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's three crean.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The problem is is that even if you could understand
what I'm trying to say, which is really hard, you
don't have you You literally don't have the parts.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Necessary to speak it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, well but why, which is why I compared it
to like wookies from Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know, so robots can be able to make the noise.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, he can make the noises, but antenna is also
part of it, so.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I see, okay, so there's no way for us to
talk to you in your own language.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Basically, yeah, no, three creen is a language that only
other three cream can speak because no other lang species
is equipped to speak it properly.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Do you speak Common or do you have a translator?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He speaks telepathically because it's easier.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I understand Common, I can understand what I'm being spoken to.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, that's what I'm That's what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I telepathically transmit what I'm saying to someone else.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, so to to my little to my homie here,
you actually have to speak for him to.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I can shoot you a thought and I can understand
when you speak it back to me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah. Whoever, who would ever thought that Dungeon and dragons
could get this deep into linguistics? Yeah, but I cannot.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But I cannot physically speak to you because you probably
wouldn't un be able to understand me, and you could
never speak to me in my own tongue.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You just don't have the hardware for it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Quinton, question, you'd be like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The closest you could probably get would be like tapping
some rocks together and waving some sticks attached to your
head in case horrendously offensive, what.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Would be what the common like languages here is just
like five e. Yeah, it's just like five e.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh yeah, everyone, everyone, speaks there like normal native tongue
is just h Actually, that's a question I want to ask.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Are trans slater MicroB is a thing? They're more of
like mechanical devices, you know what I mean? Translator micro
something that functions similar. Yeah, there is that. Yes, you
can blink uses it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, So can I get one of those and be
able to actively speak to other people in addition to
my telepathy? Yeah, okay, social matter that I don't currently
have one.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, we could chalk it up to religious reasons. If
you want it, or if you want to have one,
you could just say you have one. It don't matter
to me. It's whatever you want to do. Okay, I
can get one. I've assigned myself to believing that there's
always going to be some sort of in the head
conversation no matter what kind of campaign we run. So yeah,
at least this time, though, you only are point to
point connected instead of they're just being like this conversational
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mesh betweenmore.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, I broke the game.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No in this In this instance, I am the center link.
It is always me to someone else.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and it's not so much that you can read
other people's thoughts. You can just project you now.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
No, no, no, it's not I'm not I'm not a
I'm not a full telepath. I'm just projecting my thoughts
to someone else a little bit the sores.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Cool. Cool, cool cool. So your robot is like, all right, fine,
I'm just gonna do it myself. I'm downloading every bug
dialect I can find. It's kind of like it's kind
of like a discord call without mute. Yeah, Google, coole,
anybody want to do anything before we move to the
next part of the session of.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Them setting up my quarters, getting myself settled in, putting
in my prayer.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Matt, what what what are your quarters look like? What
do you what? All do you guys set up in
your quarters? So? Do we have bunks or do we
have No? It's like one of those crappy college dorms
where there's like a big divider in the middle, but
like you can see over it. I see or a
line of tape. He's trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
He just looks over it's big red eyes from my arm,
just looking.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
At him, just like I don't sleep.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh okay, that's gonna be not you know, you're gonna
wake up, You're gonna anxiety from that at all, he's
gonna be You're gonna wake up in the middle of
the night and you're gonna see one red pair of
eyes staring at you and one gold pair.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know why the gold pair is inside the
red pair. So like your eyes are in his mouth,
just kind of you're chilling in the armor, having a
conversation with him.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Probably taller than the armor, if I'm being honest. Maybe
how tall is the armory? Okay, if you can fit
inside it? How tall are you?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm six foot three, I'm taller than the armor for me, though,
he got saying it's big armor. It's bigger than me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, so I'm probably roughly the same hype, maybe slightly shorter.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You're probably around the armor side.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Is it at least six or five? Yeah? That I'm
uh that I'm roughly the same height.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What other so you said you have a prayer met
and what else? What other personal effects did you bring?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Uh, there's a little figurine that is a completely incomprehensible
shape to probably anyone who looks at it but me,
kind of looks like.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
One of those New Age sculptures. Okay, cool, cool, do
you like pray in a specific direction in space or
like you have to like visit the zero G chamber
so you can write yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, it's it's basically just sit in any direction and
just pray to the universe.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Gotcha, gotcha? So you have nothing to focus on while
you pray. You don't look at anything.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I have a rosary? Or what is it? What functions
as it? Which is the closest? Which is what closes?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Most people call it. It's like it's kind of like
a set of prayer beads. Yeah, and then you'll notice
that this is like if my if my upper hand,
I have four arms, three green mm hmmm, upper hands
almost always class lower hands one is always holding a
rosary and the other one right now?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Is that what personal effects did Danny bring, Zach?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
So Danny brought a few rings and he has on
his hand it is should It is probably noticeable that
Danny is missing these two fingers on his right hand,
the pinky and ring finger. He lost them in humans,
so they are placed with robot fingers. But they don't
look too like, you know, abnormal. They look pretty much
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just like metal fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, or like it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It looks more like just like a leather glove covering
those two fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I should say it's pretty normalized in the future to
have robotic appendages, so it's not like scary for people
to It's not like a you know, a four year
old kid that's like your leg. No, yeah, everybody's pretty
much like that. He lost the leg.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's whatever we have the we have the technology, we
can rebuild it better. Actually, yeah, mommy, why does that
man have a wooden leg? Gets slapped? So have my rings.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I have a few, a few little like marbles that
I brought like metal, just like they look like ball
bearings almost.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And then I have some arsen stools, nice cligular fee set.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yep, nothing too crazy, nothing to that in the ordinary
for a good recruit.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Ge, what person do you have?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I got three things? Three things is all I need?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Black sunglasses yep, yep, and my fucking I just read
the last one.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Hold on, give me second add it's crazy, understandable, crash out.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Damn, I just thought about it.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I fucking forgot it all the ship hold on Oh
yeah yeah yeah, very a very simple badge.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I see a very ugly badge and blink. Other than
the rocks.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So first I want to explain how my quarters are
set up. Because Blink sleeps under the bed.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I would expect nothing less.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Blink has all the blankets shoved under the bed and
curls up under there at night. Okay, okay, Blink brought
just her like thieves tools and her burglar's pack. But
she is also cleaning the rocks, which are not normal rocks,
but something that she intends to ship.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Out interesting, interesting.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Some small small little things, some some business befo.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Cool oh netpen also kind of like you click it
in in terms of something else, does.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It turn into a giant dil do? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, Percy Jackson, coo coo cool. All right, So you sleep,
you wake up, and you are ready on the bridge,
oh six hundred hours. You are the lucky four to
be brought in as the first group to spend a
day on the bridge and get some firsthand experience before
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they ship you off to the more menial tasks for
the next year quote unquote. And so the captain, Captain
Xander brings you, Okay, before we break your spirit with
grunt work, here's something to aspire to. Yes, pretty much,
pretty pretty much what's up.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Before we continue? Do you want my robot boy to
be collapsible like when I brought him out? Because I
just said that for like role play purposes, I didn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I imagined the capsules from DBZ. It'd be cool
if it could like kind of collapse to a degree.
Maybe like is wearable. Okay, I can wear it is
like a back brace. Yeah that's fine, not necessarily, but
like something you know, like it's it's easily easily transported.
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It might be a little inefficient to like have it
walking around behind you the entire day.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
No, yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That's why I wash it folds up and he wears
it like a hiker's backpack.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah that's a good. That's a good, like a pack
of some sort or really thick utility belt.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Chili bom be good. Maybe like a little like fanny pack,
like a leg pouch, like the strapped your leg.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yep, it's not bad, all right. So Captain Zander's like,
this is the helm. And for those of you who
don't know and spell jammer, you ever, anything can be
a space ship to a degree, just about anything with
a bubble around it. Yep, all you have to do
is pack a helm on it, and you can fly
that thing and control it. From what I understand, in
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this case, you are aboard a very nice star ship.
But in some cases a ship might just be a
literal rock with a helm on it. Yeah, rock ship. Yeah,
So do not put it past the goblins to be
flying in space on a hollowed out rock, on a
hollowed out rock. Pretty much. The Captain's like, this is
my chair. Don't ever let me catch you sitting in
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it unless you are literally the last man who could
be commanding this ship. Just not likely, because there's about
fifty people in front of you for that position, and
if we get to you, we probably all died. Anyways.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Oh nice, I just pat the cushion on the chair.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Hey, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I get up out of the chair.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh we weren't supposed to sit there. Oh my bad. Danny.
You you had some very chair and she was patting
the chair. Does that mean she was patting you? All right?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Moving on, Danny, I've heard of you. You have, yeah,
I mean, of course you have no good things, no
good Yeah, you have ranked lowest on our list for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I don't know my academics are the highest, so remember that.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, well, academics aren't everything.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, is athleticism everything, because I have the.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Higher one for that too. It's not everything, it's important,
especially if you want to be a commanding officer one day.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Okay, so you're already trying to promote Roby.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's where this is going.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
If I could you ever want to take a weekend off,
you know, I'd be more than happy to sit in.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
For you, petty officer Danny. Sound that's down high?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Okay, No, that's down down a rank. I mean if
that's how you feel. You know, I can't control your emotions,
you know, I understand if you know you took me
as being annoying.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Or anyways, this is you've met our exo. This is
Commander tsarign she looks over. This is if I'm going
to apologize now. This is a very stereotypical vocan character.
Oh lord, and I'm sorry for being it's lazy, is
it an alf? It is a half l which is
(18:05):
even worse than it being. It's literally fucking spot they
fucking D and D.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I'm gonna step away really quick.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You guys want to take our break? Sure, that's fun.
Let's take our breaker quick. I'm gonna pee anyways. Al
Alex's character is fairly old and.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Makes sense, tends to be his normal were old ry.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If you want to explain it to them, it looks like, okay,
so everybody here, I assume it's like twenties, correct, thirties,
I'm seven, I'm fifteen.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Assume all the incidents are relatively younger age correct.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, mostly that's graduate high school and then go straight
into the academy.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I was a lab lumer, Okay, then I'm to me
and him were permission on the same same.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
My character is like thirty six, That's what it's where
he is.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I'm trying to think.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I'm trying to think of like a good representation of
who he looks like. Give me a second, John Demaggio,
Will Smith like a Josh Bolden whenever he's like not
old as fuck.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Bolden are Brolin?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Brolin?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, okay, so from the Goonies, that guy I see.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh reshit you old as fuck. I wish I had
remember to take a landing page.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What pull me back?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And we are? I feel weird just having a big
black screen in the corner of in the corner of
everything of the stream. But we really don't have a
name for this yet.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Things like that.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Sometimes you'll hammer out the details as time goes on.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I hope. Okay, read rock ready to rack. Sorry my throats.
Super Source is swallowing, hurts, getting sick.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I feel fine.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
He's probably having allergies, but he refuses to take allergy
meds every day until it's the end of the I've.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Been taking my allergy mets. What are you talking about?
Took them today, I took them yesterday, so two days
well yeah, uh, but I mean I just started whatever girl,
all right, So the captain is showing you all around
the bridge, giving you the rundown on the different consoles,
all things you've seen in training. But it's a little
different to see it in real life because it's not simulated.
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It's an actual panoramic view of space instead of a
simulated panoramic view of space, which I mean looks basically
the same. Does the bubble create a fishbowl effect? The
bubble is invisible? Were all intents and purposes? I say,
it's like a live It's like a real life look
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panoramic look into space. But it's actually just like a
highly complicated camera array that streams the video into the bridge.
Let's not And so as he's giving you guys the
rundown of the bridge, Lieutenant Phedra spins around and says, Captain,
we've received and we've received a distress signal. I'm crossmatching
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its origin. Captain looks at y'all and says, well, congratulations,
looks like you might see a little bit of action
on your first day. Why don't you go ahead and
suit up for me and get ready to roll out.
And by suit up he means, of course, put on
your space ready skin suits and whatever you're high tech
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airbag and once you come back, he says, we've just
received a distress seasonal from an unknown source in an
asteroid field two parsecs out, a really weak signal and
it's a little scrambled. So we're going to fly in
guns ready, assuming that there's someone there. I want you
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four to head down to the shuttle bay with Lieutenant
Commander Relka. She's going to be assisting you on y'all's embarkment,
and so she leads you down to the shuttle bay.
You all cram in. She says, all right, which one
of you has flight training?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
I do not raise my hand.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It's a trick question. All of you should have ranked
one flight training. It's a basic to passing academy.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
They took my fucking wings.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Literally, I look down, I look down at that's terrible
about it.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I'm swatting at his hands.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Okay, so who's flying? I do it?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Danny feelt confident. He's the smartest of us all.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's intelligence check, so as quite nice?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Is a nineteen good enough cap?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, you don't have to make any rolls yet. I'm
just prepping you.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh everybody, I'm gonna say so, might not be known
that that's my role for the flying thing exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
We file into the sloop. That's crazy. The the DC
for that check just went up to twenty. So I
go to the armory.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I need a big gun freaking I'm gonna use an artificial.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Skill calm, which was which is the one where I
think really fast? It gives me like a plus one
on checks?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh yeah, it does it.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It does actually take a penalty.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Just kidding.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Damn, where's this ship ice flash of genius?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Fuck? That's at level seven? Never mind? All right, So
your a board of a small shuttle. It's basically just
like six seats in a cockpit.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I'm gunning it the moment y'all's asses touched the seat,
I'm fucking.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
So you're gonna have to fly this through the asteroid field?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Cool. I'm just like spinning the wheel to the Tokyo
drift music.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Ding ding.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Oh wait, no, that's different.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You actually passed both DC's the fifteen and the eighteen,
so you don't even have to worry about the sudden
clashing of asteroids. Who's that out? I'm over there spinning
with a finger.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I got like my two robot fingers fucking driving that ship.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Room.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
She's gonna pin down by the throat. But Dad, you
can't see that I want in the other room. This
is my perfect victory.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
How do you like that? Bro?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I swapped from Captain Morgan this last time I went
to a liquor store, I got Admiral Nelson, which is
ten dollars cheaper.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yep, no, it is good.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Well, I actually can't tell a difference because I put
it in die doctor Pepper, that was your it is.
It only comes in one on one, so I would
just like it to be known before we continue that
this is like.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
My third one. I see, I'm not quite.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Drunk yet, but before I get there, I'd like everyone
to know why I'm behaving.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, let's hope you layd the ship first. It's like
the opening of the Orville where he's like, what are
you doing? I'm having a beer while he's driving.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You tell me I can't drink and drive in space?
Mm hmm, that's fucking stupid. Why what are these rules there?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's w I gestures to all of the rocks I
gets out there.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm plenty sober to manuver a couple asteroidss not even.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Art no for sure. So who wants to scan for anomalies?
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so no, not twenty nice. You are able to do well? Neck,
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What do your bug eye see? You're just like, this
is super dilated. You will see me.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You see me literally pressing my face against the glass.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
He's like, I see all things.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Just drools seep, green drools sleeping out.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Just like, excuse me, my drool is normal colored, thank you.
It's just like.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Everybody else is.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Wait, wait, you're just bugging out.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Literally, shut up.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
I don't know when I got that no, I caught.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I just do it again.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Cool. So you are able to actually assist in plotting
the best course to reaching this where the distress signal
is coming from, because funnily enough, we're able to immediately
visually spot it. Nice. You see along the side of
it is written the the words the word the name
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of the ship.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh we dad.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
The name of the ship is the derelict. And you
can see it as a smaller cargo vessel.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
So a cargo vessel has named itself the derelict.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Is the derelict like a known name.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
No, derelict is what you call a basically a floating
piece of garbage that is a derelict is like a
falling apart ship that is left to float.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh, it's voting, definitely, floating through space.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That'd be like that'd be naming your pirate ship the
ghost ship.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
All right, all right, all right, we're about to hop
on Davy Jones.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
That we're not even gonna have to roll asteroid collisions.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
M Yeah, Danny plot, Danny drop do an amazing piloting.
And I'm plotting the best course.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, I'm ship like roommates.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Actually no, I'm like and the making coffee while my
two robot hand or my two robot fingers drive the ship.
I'm just plugged in.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That was an excellent course.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I believe this is I believe this is circumstance for
ast bump as I awkwardly hold my arm up to Danny.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, robot, if you could just fis pump him for me,
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
The robot fist mumps. You don't worry. I got you.
You're taking a name for you.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I haven't thought about it.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Samuel Samuel not Samuel Alphonse, Samuel L. Jackson, Samuel Jackson.
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Speaker 4 (30:34):
Would be so funny.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Motherfucker, motherfucker, I said, stun him, motherfucker. Do you or
do you not speak?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Free? Cool? Cool. The security officer, Miss Lieutenant Commander Vaarn
reaches over and us as the scan button, and the
computer begins doing its thing and scans the derelict. It
is halfway embedded and like the largest asteroid in this
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field cluster.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Okay, oh, now it's an even bigger ship, sir, Should
I take us down you and there are faint signs
of life aboard?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes, take us aboard, okay, cool head. Towards the shuttle
bit of the ship.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'm like spinning the ship like, yeah, this lane is.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Gonna be a little hot, just letting y'all know you
better strap in. For no reason. I brace my taple
with all formed arms.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I simultaneously spin the ship correctly oriented to the asteroid
like to the ground, but I wait to slow it
until we're just far enough to survive the impact.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Make a make a check.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh, I rolled a nineteen in preparation for this earlier.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
No use that for the other role.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Okay, how many times can he use the same nineteen?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Just reroll that many times.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
This one is a natural twenty, but it turns into
a twenty three if you need that.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, you do whatever you said you just did.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Okay, cool, cool, cool cool, Which kind of sucks because
it means I'm wasting my good roles on full ships
that I could have been using my good roles for later. Yep,
And I'm probably gonna roll them out one tonight. So
that's yeah, that's what said.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's what you're able to land in the shuttle bay,
but the air bubble is not at currently active, so
you need to keep your suits on. Okay, and the
artificial gravity is also not What.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Can I ride inside, Samuel?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
That sounds wild?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I mean technically you can ride whatever you want in
your free time.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Okay, you know, by some time. Let's see here take it?
What are we seeing how this would work?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Do you just mean for yeah, I don't really need
it for gameplay purposes. I mean okay, and yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah, as soon as we start fighting, I'll pop out
of them.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I don't really care. Ye, I'm wearing my body sock.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
But it'd be nice to take him nap while he
walks around.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
For are we disembarking? Uh? Yeah, y A right, one
small step for man one giant fleets for bug kind
mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It immediately catches your attention that as I exit the
artificial gravity, my posture immediately changes from upright and dignified
to me scuttling across the bulkhead like a cock road
roll to keep.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Your lunch in your stomach.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
I don't even have to roll. I'm throwing up in
the suit.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, I have a robot gyroscopic stomach. So I don't
really need to worry about this.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Did you be golding up?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
In a matter of speaking?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Mostly just because like we're free floating and I'm kind
of like holding onto the ballcach scuttling.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Cool. The lights are flickering and just about every system
is offline at the moment. Okay, aliens, So here's what
we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Do we have a scanner, a hand scanner.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I have a Albert Rodeo link that sends.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
You al Bear Rodeo.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeaha mm hmmmmmm scanning. So let's see. We have a
we have a monk, we have Alex. You're just you're
gonna see only darkness. We have a a where are
you rogue? Am I supposed to see only darkness? Yes?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I think?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, just make sure correcting.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'm still wiat.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, you guys gotta change your names. How do we
do that?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Do?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Click your little your dots next to you? Yeah, there
you go? And then Quentin Arblas, So one of you
has changed colors because you're the same color and it's
gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, so I'm gonna change my color to red.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's a good idea, is g short for a goose.
Now he's playing lou Gi with a capital.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Short for geese, short for grandpa.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, just getting back ready, So what are we
currently doing?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Are we just sitting in the spaceship waiting?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You've disembarked from your ship.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, are we inside? Get are we still outside?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yes? You are in the shuttle bay. You landed the
ship into the shuttle. There's just no air lock.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
And I will now reveal.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Hold on, I have to say this thing. Okays of
my character as part as my back of my backstory,
I have to say this. You know, this reminds me
of when I was born in navy.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I should.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
You were trying to say something then realize, oh, I
shouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, no, I shouldn't say that. I don't back. That's
zoomed in.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
In a minute, moomen in price the orb shan.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Now, I'm not going to repeat that I'm afraid of.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I'm assuming the rogue is a little knife.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Who is the gear?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Maybe I assume the fist is the monk and the
artificer is the gear. We are forgetting about Samuel.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Maybe Samuel is the gear and you're the book.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Well aren't you irying Samuel right now?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Well, yeah, but that's just that's just for real play purposes.
He still has to have it.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I know I was joking. There we go. I have
fixed it. What was wrong with it? Your mom? Oh damn?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Sorry, I'm sorry yo that my mamajee bro was too.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
You're right, my apologies.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Our house just burned out. How are you gonna be that?
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well ship, it's another fucking troplet, only one. Yeah, I
lose your mind. You've got to lose it. Lose it.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
If you're gonna beat up at Isaac, at least do
it on camera so we can be entertained.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Man, I'm not still taller, so probably could there.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
There is everything I wanted.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Sorry, we'll dropped my sterling over pendant of vegeta in
fucking post.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So okay? Are they sorry? The shuttle back?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
How far away are we from the generators and or
be able to turn with short power into the ship.
That's a great question, She goes, Are you just.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
A security guard? I don't know why you would need
You'll have to explore.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You don't know, I will say on the ground in here, Well,
not a goblin laying dying very slowly? Is a goblin?
Get in there?
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Where do goblin speak?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Check them for a pulse goblin and they speak Goblin?
But v Neck has a novel neck fuck. Actually, Blink
has a translator.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I actually picked up a translator. Now, no, I have
vol Neck has a translator and he's the medical yep.
So there's just a little goblin on the floor going
I'm dying. I go save them.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Let me let me help this log guy. I'll walk
over there.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Mm hmmmm. Okay, it's like as you approach, he grew
dying person. Shall I scuttle to him? So here's what
you can do in order to talk to him. You
need to stabilize him.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Okay, I will do that.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
So I need a medicine or yeah, I need a medicine.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Check m let's do that.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I was about to say I could laser some You
want to do it? You want to do what do
you want me to do it?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I rolled the sixteen already, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
You'll do it? Cool? Okay, cool. His bleeding has stopped,
but the shock has not subsided. He might need some therapy.
Oh shift, if we want to give her a help
action Corey. Okay, what do I add to that? Medicine?
Medicine twenty dirty, yeah, dirty twenty all right, hen I
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roll with advantage seventeen. He's starting to come down. He's
starting to calm himself.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Cory out here, like, look, if you align your chakra
and you're small, eat breath, then.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
It all had self ass. Listen, listen, you gotta get
the there's a thing. You gotta get it. It's got
to make it.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
But what does the thing look like?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's I don't know. I'm just a goblin.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Okay, I goblin.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
A goblin that sounds like he's gonna ask Mike Wazowski
for his paperwork?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Can I roll insight?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Who who brought? What happened? Literally? What happened?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
We were attacked? It was it was crazy. A ship
got blown up, smashed into an asteroid and then nothing
only darkness. No attackers boarded our ship, and now we
have these creatures on board that flew in from space.
My Knox. He shows you his arm where a chunk
of it is missing, and it looks like three rows
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of teeth have just like sliced through his arm. Nice,
So my roll investigation to see what type of something.
Whoever the fuck's on the ship right now, so I
don't have no alien moving this bitch. You can certainly try.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
When he's done that, I'm gonna roll perception on this
goblin to see if he's lined.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Maybe you want to make that insight. I don't make
an insight. You want me to do or you want
her to do it?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I can it works, Damn, I was suppressing.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You find a tooth on the ground, Alex, and you,
being a human, you know what this kind of looks like.
It looks like a tooth from a shark.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Sharks, Hey, sharks, space sharks, Sharknado.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
But you know what that it could be is space shark?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Not again?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
You get with its Megala nebula?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
What'd you get Hannah at seventeen blink? This goblin is
basically on his deathbed. He's speaking the he's speaking the truth.
He's telling you too much. He's telling you about all
the bad shit he did. This one's time in San
fran I. I took twenty dollars blue a guy.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Oh God, can we like phase this guy up to
our ship.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
From medical It's a good question. Listen, dude, make a
COMMS call into the medical department and see if you
are to the the the comms department and see if
they can what kind of check is it? Beat them up?
I need Alex to make me a some sort of
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arcana check. Uh huh, make me an intelligence check or
an ar make me an arcanda check. Yo, listen, is
there something else we can look at? You know what
I mean? Somebody, somebody can give you. Somebody can give
you the health action. He's not just am mutecating. He's
helping them lock onto the position of the goblin so
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that they can get a clean beam.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Okay, hey, we're perfect, Mitch. Oh, I'm just like, I just.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Look at it.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
I'm like, I'm like, no, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Interimidation. First second, you guys need to get this fucking
guy up here. Now now what yeh? Beat him off
the small one and in a few seconds you see
the trade transported and he is now gone.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
Okay, cool, we have either I just show everybody the
shark the shark tooth, and I tell them what I
think I think it might be a shark or some
type of shark or sharp teeth or something not good news.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Bears. Can we all can we all conglomerate. And how
big is the tooth? Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I have it. It's like yo, bank, it is.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
That thing's big as my hand bro.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
We're getting the hell off the ship. I'm leaving, you
know for real. I hate sharks an inch. I can
thumbnail and yeah, like a thumbnail.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
This is a little bit bigger than us.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Is pretty big. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Listen, I don't have no big like a Pirana tooth.
Space piranhas it's space sharks. Bruh, hey, g do you
want that tooth? Yea, he take it? Thank you? I
want that tooth.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
I hate how everyone's going to be referring to you
a G A G get over here.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Cool cool, cool cool cool.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
I think we gotta explore you guys.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, you're gonna have to explore it. Just the little bit.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
I'm gonna just see if I can peak a little.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Bit, okay, like stealthily, Yeah, make me a stealth check
do that Therety twenty thirty twenty Wow, so awesome. Darkness.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Still ain't no shark getting my ass.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Hello, I'll be honest with you. I didn't know if
it was doing like a shark vibe some like dead
space vibes or Samlian vibe.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Because it was dead space for aliens. We're leaving.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Fuck the people.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Yeah, I'm just I'm just going to clock out for
the day. I'm just putting a man in nuke on
the bitch and getting.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Out out of there.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Boom, there's your We need to gas to ship up.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
What the fuck are we?
Speaker 5 (45:39):
My god?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
That's bright? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Just so?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Those are the wings?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah the ship?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Oh see ship?
Speaker 6 (45:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
This is this the outside or just like an open area.
It's just the wings of the ship. It's the outside.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
So these are windows?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Is that black for everybody else?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Now I see more stuff?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, I see the top of the fuel part. Now,
oh ship, there we go.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
That did it?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:12):
So this is like a space ship, got it? So
we're in So we're in the engine bay, is what
you're saying.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Is in the tunnel bay.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
There is inside this room here. So these right here,
this is like the data center for the ship center.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Samuel, go plug in?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
What Okay? There goes a you sure can a man
get a police now?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Please, Samuel, go plug in the ship.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
God damn it. All right, I'm going I'm going with Samuel.
You'll be jass. You'll be jass, You'll lose. Yeah, Zach,
this is this is you down.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, Samuel, I said Samuel, not me.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
You. Oh, it's just showing your name because you're dragging it.
I see I'm here now. Yeah, my apologies, I thought
you named the wrong one. No, all right. So he
holds his glove up and injects one of the armored
fingers into a not USP.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Port insert Microsoft or Windows.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's a yeah five point oh port. It's
like ten thousand gigabits per second. It's a terribist terabytes
per second. Yeah, and he hundreds of terabytes per second.
Even starts interfacing with the console and he's like, it's
very this is this ship's mad rudimentary. Bro, These goblins
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are dumb as fuck. Their password, believe it or not,
was password.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Damn damn.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
They got anything cool on the ship, any any valuables,
anything I could take.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
When we get take and and let me get an
investigation check.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
I could. Can I roll to help you out?
Speaker 1 (48:14):
You can let's roll a D twenty you're flat or
with my shit on it? With your Can I rollstigation?
Can I roll perception?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
To see if there's any other damage going on in here,
any off or any other important stuff that we should
be looking for while they're getting that set up.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yes, we'll get to that a second.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Though, too.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
What does a fifteen tell me?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Hold on? That's whatever, Alex, I guess, Scott, he got
too low to reliably? Is just you? So don't you do?
Not get an advantage? Okay, so fifteen is good enough
to access some of the ship logs.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Did I label everyone correctly?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yes? You did?
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yep, I didn't know who the sword's that.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
It's the that came with us, Miss Rolka Vorn. She's
half Orc. So you find a couple of captain's logs.
The first one there ship logs. They're not just the
captain's logs, but they're like a mesh of different people
in the ship. The first one is by a goblin
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named Poplin Feet. He has a short log that says,
woke up to a day, did not feel sad feelings,
ate breakfast with friend Bob and Jen, had sad feelings
at lunch, Well, had sad feelings at dinner.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
Oh got you a client?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Vollmack went too bad And that's where that log ends
second log.
Speaker 6 (49:50):
This is a little says a little prize.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
We again, same motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
This is a captain's speaking. You know, away, we.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Can't get away.
Speaker 6 (50:05):
Somebody stop him, stop in stick feet with your morning announcements.
That's a nice cold day here in space. Yeah, very nice,
very nice. It's gonna be a lot of fucking hours
until we reach our destination. We have recovered the Goblin
artifact and have started safely on the bridge where the
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commanding officers can look at it. Yeah, it's very nice,
very good work. Good work.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Everyone, get five star stickers when we arrive home.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Find those those starstickers.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
And then about four hours later there is an additional
captain's log. It plays like the traditional star trek like dude,
like whistle.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
This is your fun on captain speech thing.
Speaker 6 (50:56):
All hands on, all hands on deck, all hands.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
We could hear anything after the So if you're making
cool noises that you might just dick to you.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Nope, it's just the static cool yeah, pica, And that's
the last. The cat is question.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Can we look like into the black box?
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Black box?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Okay, so like planes now have a black box, the
black boxes? What was what the is like?
Speaker 7 (51:29):
The is that what the planes saying, like a plane, Oh,
we have no hydraulic power plane telemetry.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, in order of what happened and what went wrong.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, it's basically the ships. It's basically the computer's record
of what was going wrong at the time of whatever happened.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
You certainly can Uh, there's a couple of different time stamps.
Everything is nominal. And then all of a sudden, the
rear shields, which is just a bunch of You're becoming
very apparent that it is just a bunch of sticks
tied together into wooden shields. Ohok, took some force damage
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and were immediately shattered, and then the air system was compromised.
Pretty immediately after that, the ship picked up signs of
being tractored slightly and like a tractor beam yep, toad.
And then it was placed, which you can imagine or
(52:30):
surmise like they basically moved it to the asteroid to
kind of give it some stability. Yeah, and board, and
then it has It was online for several hours after that,
and then very slowly each of the different systems start
ticking off and shutting down.
Speaker 7 (52:47):
No critical like this bitch by the ballfuck up a
reactor tried to die.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
It's weird. Everything from an outside perspective seems like it
should be able to work, but it is not online
and you are unable to force it online through like
using the software.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
Mm hmmm, well it's time we go exploring. Yep.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
H m m
Speaker 8 (53:16):
M m
Wild Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of
the starship USS Horizon's Edge, It's unending mission to explore
strange new worlds, to seek out new life and lost gods,
to boldly venture into the depths of the astral Sea
where no one has gone before. Trying to now decide
(00:25):
how much of Full Metal Alchemist you ripped off for
this character. Not a lot, just that, okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I see the suit of armor. I run my hands
across its shoulder. This is finally made, as he hears
in his head made, I finished the.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Last but turns around completely backwards with red eyes, and
it's just like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Who touching me? Homie? And then like does it actually speak?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I guess it's hood for comedic effect.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you want to give it like a like a
robot voice? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, see my I told the guy earlier that one
of my main things that I studied while I was
at the academy was is ai science. So this is
kind of just like my little Hey, I got my
big A.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I got your replication. Yep, okay, So what kind of
voice do what this thing to have?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Thompton?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are we thinking, Jarvis? Or are we thinking stereotypical robot?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, absolutely not. It's probably gonna be more like a
Samu and Jackson ah ship. You know what I'm saying,
that kind of that kind of guy shooting me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's what I'm saying. It's a very like sarcastic and
snappy with you. Yeah, okay, So what does it say?
Won me? Get him off me? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I was just polished.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Just I'm not going to say.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't think it'd be appropriate for twitch.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, let's keep it that way. I can mute you
for a minute. Sure say it? Yeah, mm hmm, all right, creator,
Maybe daddy Daddy father?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
How about crazy idea, Danny hops or Danny Danny's good.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I like that works for me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
That's much better than what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So much better than what I was thinking. Actually, I'm
not cutting that out of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, let me said, raise some of the stuff that
I put down, I'll cut it off.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That's uh, you might you might want to cut it
out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
King, we're explicit. Yeah, and the suit of armor here
my thoughts? Are we doing thoughts?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He has to speak to theopathically free cream can't speak
normal languages. We communicate telepathically.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I guess we don't have translators for that. It's kind
of it's kind of like it's kind of like a
wookie thing. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We can understand the language, but no person can effectively repeat,
can effectively copy art our language.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You can wouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Able to to like scan your language and and figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He could probably understand what I'm saying if I were
to speak it out loud.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But you can't use telepathy. No, yeah, okay, he would.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He can't understand my telepathy, but if I speak my
native tongue to him, he understands what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, so you can talk to him. You
just can't use telepathy at it. Yeah, no, as long
as you can understand you know, common or.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Funnily enough, he's the only one around who I can
actually speak to.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, you like Wait, can I just do the
voice of the robot?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And can I be the voice you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, sure, okay, as long as you like, Yeah, the
make him sound how I wanted with no voice changer.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, no voice, no voice changer. This time around, I
learned my lesson, all right, I've killed your ears enough.
So like Corey speaks to him, and he immediately turns
to and says, Yo, you don't have to update my
dialect chip because this dude's speaking some backwater bug language,
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not you attacking him, normal language. I got that, but
he sounds like he real South, like off plane itself.
That's so funny, just kidding, he doesn't have I look
at Danny, I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And actually, actually it is merely a far off dialect.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I assume. Oh so you can speaking.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Like yeah, yeah, well language is it? If you don't
mind me asking what well language do you speak?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's three crean.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The problem is is that even if you could understand
what I'm trying to say, which is really hard, you
don't have you You literally don't have the parts.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Necessary to speak it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, well but why, which is why I compared it
to like wookies from Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know, so robots can be able to make the noise.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, he can make the noises, but antenna is also
part of it, so.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I see, okay, so there's no way for us to
talk to you in your own language.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Basically, yeah, no, three creen is a language that only
other three cream can speak because no other lang species
is equipped to speak it properly.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Do you speak Common or do you have a translator?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He speaks telepathically because it's easier.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I understand Common, I can understand what I'm being spoken to.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, that's what I'm That's what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I telepathically transmit what I'm saying to someone else.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, so to to my little to my homie here,
you actually have to speak for him to.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I can shoot you a thought and I can understand
when you speak it back to me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah. Whoever, who would ever thought that Dungeon and dragons
could get this deep into linguistics? Yeah, but I cannot.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But I cannot physically speak to you because you probably
wouldn't un be able to understand me, and you could
never speak to me in my own tongue.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You just don't have the hardware for it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Quinton, question, you'd be like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The closest you could probably get would be like tapping
some rocks together and waving some sticks attached to your
head in case horrendously offensive, what.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Would be what the common like languages here is just
like five e. Yeah, it's just like five e.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh yeah, everyone, everyone, speaks there like normal native tongue
is just h Actually, that's a question I want to ask.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Are trans slater MicroB is a thing? They're more of
like mechanical devices, you know what I mean? Translator micro
something that functions similar. Yeah, there is that. Yes, you
can blink uses it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, So can I get one of those and be
able to actively speak to other people in addition to
my telepathy? Yeah, okay, social matter that I don't currently
have one.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, we could chalk it up to religious reasons. If
you want it, or if you want to have one,
you could just say you have one. It don't matter
to me. It's whatever you want to do. Okay, I
can get one. I've assigned myself to believing that there's
always going to be some sort of in the head
conversation no matter what kind of campaign we run. So yeah,
at least this time, though, you only are point to
point connected instead of they're just being like this conversational
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mesh betweenmore.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, I broke the game.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No in this In this instance, I am the center link.
It is always me to someone else.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and it's not so much that you can read
other people's thoughts. You can just project you now.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
No, no, no, it's not I'm not I'm not a
I'm not a full telepath. I'm just projecting my thoughts
to someone else a little bit the sores.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Cool. Cool, cool cool. So your robot is like, all right, fine,
I'm just gonna do it myself. I'm downloading every bug
dialect I can find. It's kind of like it's kind
of like a discord call without mute. Yeah, Google, coole,
anybody want to do anything before we move to the
next part of the session of.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Them setting up my quarters, getting myself settled in, putting
in my prayer.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Matt, what what what are your quarters look like? What
do you what? All do you guys set up in
your quarters? So? Do we have bunks or do we
have No? It's like one of those crappy college dorms
where there's like a big divider in the middle, but
like you can see over it. I see or a
line of tape. He's trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
He just looks over it's big red eyes from my arm,
just looking.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
At him, just like I don't sleep.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh okay, that's gonna be not you know, you're gonna
wake up, You're gonna anxiety from that at all, he's
gonna be You're gonna wake up in the middle of
the night and you're gonna see one red pair of
eyes staring at you and one gold pair.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know why the gold pair is inside the
red pair. So like your eyes are in his mouth,
just kind of you're chilling in the armor, having a
conversation with him.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Probably taller than the armor, if I'm being honest. Maybe
how tall is the armory? Okay, if you can fit
inside it? How tall are you?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm six foot three, I'm taller than the armor for me, though,
he got saying it's big armor. It's bigger than me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, so I'm probably roughly the same hype, maybe slightly shorter.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You're probably around the armor side.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Is it at least six or five? Yeah? That I'm
uh that I'm roughly the same height.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What other so you said you have a prayer met
and what else? What other personal effects did you bring?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Uh, there's a little figurine that is a completely incomprehensible
shape to probably anyone who looks at it but me,
kind of looks like.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
One of those New Age sculptures. Okay, cool, cool, do
you like pray in a specific direction in space or
like you have to like visit the zero G chamber
so you can write yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, it's it's basically just sit in any direction and
just pray to the universe.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Gotcha, gotcha? So you have nothing to focus on while
you pray. You don't look at anything.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I have a rosary? Or what is it? What functions
as it? Which is the closest? Which is what closes?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Most people call it. It's like it's kind of like
a set of prayer beads. Yeah, and then you'll notice
that this is like if my if my upper hand,
I have four arms, three green mm hmmm, upper hands
almost always class lower hands one is always holding a
rosary and the other one right now?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Is that what personal effects did Danny bring, Zach?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
So Danny brought a few rings and he has on
his hand it is should It is probably noticeable that
Danny is missing these two fingers on his right hand,
the pinky and ring finger. He lost them in humans,
so they are placed with robot fingers. But they don't
look too like, you know, abnormal. They look pretty much
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just like metal fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, or like it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It looks more like just like a leather glove covering
those two fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I should say it's pretty normalized in the future to
have robotic appendages, so it's not like scary for people
to It's not like a you know, a four year
old kid that's like your leg. No, yeah, everybody's pretty
much like that. He lost the leg.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's whatever we have the we have the technology, we
can rebuild it better. Actually, yeah, mommy, why does that
man have a wooden leg? Gets slapped? So have my rings.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I have a few, a few little like marbles that
I brought like metal, just like they look like ball
bearings almost.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And then I have some arsen stools, nice cligular fee set.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yep, nothing too crazy, nothing to that in the ordinary
for a good recruit.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Ge, what person do you have?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I got three things? Three things is all I need?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Black sunglasses yep, yep, and my fucking I just read
the last one.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Hold on, give me second add it's crazy, understandable, crash out.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Damn, I just thought about it.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I fucking forgot it all the ship hold on Oh
yeah yeah yeah, very a very simple badge.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I see a very ugly badge and blink. Other than
the rocks.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So first I want to explain how my quarters are
set up. Because Blink sleeps under the bed.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I would expect nothing less.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Blink has all the blankets shoved under the bed and
curls up under there at night. Okay, okay, Blink brought
just her like thieves tools and her burglar's pack. But
she is also cleaning the rocks, which are not normal rocks,
but something that she intends to ship.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Out interesting, interesting.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Some small small little things, some some business befo.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Cool oh netpen also kind of like you click it
in in terms of something else, does.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It turn into a giant dil do? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, Percy Jackson, coo coo cool. All right, So you sleep,
you wake up, and you are ready on the bridge,
oh six hundred hours. You are the lucky four to
be brought in as the first group to spend a
day on the bridge and get some firsthand experience before
(14:25):
they ship you off to the more menial tasks for
the next year quote unquote. And so the captain, Captain
Xander brings you, Okay, before we break your spirit with
grunt work, here's something to aspire to. Yes, pretty much,
pretty pretty much what's up.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Before we continue? Do you want my robot boy to
be collapsible like when I brought him out? Because I
just said that for like role play purposes, I didn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I imagined the capsules from DBZ. It'd be cool
if it could like kind of collapse to a degree.
Maybe like is wearable. Okay, I can wear it is
like a back brace. Yeah that's fine, not necessarily, but
like something you know, like it's it's easily easily transported.
(15:11):
It might be a little inefficient to like have it
walking around behind you the entire day.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
No, yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That's why I wash it folds up and he wears
it like a hiker's backpack.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah that's a good. That's a good, like a pack
of some sort or really thick utility belt.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Chili bom be good. Maybe like a little like fanny pack,
like a leg pouch, like the strapped your leg.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yep, it's not bad, all right. So Captain Zander's like,
this is the helm. And for those of you who
don't know and spell jammer, you ever, anything can be
a space ship to a degree, just about anything with
a bubble around it. Yep, all you have to do
is pack a helm on it, and you can fly
that thing and control it. From what I understand, in
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this case, you are aboard a very nice star ship.
But in some cases a ship might just be a
literal rock with a helm on it. Yeah, rock ship. Yeah,
So do not put it past the goblins to be
flying in space on a hollowed out rock, on a
hollowed out rock. Pretty much. The Captain's like, this is
my chair. Don't ever let me catch you sitting in
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it unless you are literally the last man who could
be commanding this ship. Just not likely, because there's about
fifty people in front of you for that position, and
if we get to you, we probably all died. Anyways.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Oh nice, I just pat the cushion on the chair.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Hey, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I get up out of the chair.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh we weren't supposed to sit there. Oh my bad. Danny.
You you had some very chair and she was patting
the chair. Does that mean she was patting you? All right?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Moving on, Danny, I've heard of you. You have, yeah,
I mean, of course you have no good things, no
good Yeah, you have ranked lowest on our list for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I don't know my academics are the highest, so remember that.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, well, academics aren't everything.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, is athleticism everything, because I have the.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Higher one for that too. It's not everything, it's important,
especially if you want to be a commanding officer one day.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Okay, so you're already trying to promote Roby.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's where this is going.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
If I could you ever want to take a weekend off,
you know, I'd be more than happy to sit in.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
For you, petty officer Danny. Sound that's down high?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Okay, No, that's down down a rank. I mean if
that's how you feel. You know, I can't control your emotions,
you know, I understand if you know you took me
as being annoying.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Or anyways, this is you've met our exo. This is
Commander tsarign she looks over. This is if I'm going
to apologize now. This is a very stereotypical vocan character.
Oh lord, and I'm sorry for being it's lazy, is
it an alf? It is a half l which is
(18:05):
even worse than it being. It's literally fucking spot they
fucking D and D.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I'm gonna step away really quick.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You guys want to take our break? Sure, that's fun.
Let's take our breaker quick. I'm gonna pee anyways. Al
Alex's character is fairly old and.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Makes sense, tends to be his normal were old ry.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If you want to explain it to them, it looks like, okay,
so everybody here, I assume it's like twenties, correct, thirties,
I'm seven, I'm fifteen.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Assume all the incidents are relatively younger age correct.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, mostly that's graduate high school and then go straight
into the academy.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I was a lab lumer, Okay, then I'm to me
and him were permission on the same same.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
My character is like thirty six, That's what it's where
he is.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I'm trying to think.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I'm trying to think of like a good representation of
who he looks like. Give me a second, John Demaggio,
Will Smith like a Josh Bolden whenever he's like not
old as fuck.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Bolden are Brolin?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Brolin?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, okay, so from the Goonies, that guy I see.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh reshit you old as fuck. I wish I had
remember to take a landing page.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What pull me back?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And we are? I feel weird just having a big
black screen in the corner of in the corner of
everything of the stream. But we really don't have a
name for this yet.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Things like that.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Sometimes you'll hammer out the details as time goes on.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I hope. Okay, read rock ready to rack. Sorry my throats.
Super Source is swallowing, hurts, getting sick.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I feel fine.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
He's probably having allergies, but he refuses to take allergy
meds every day until it's the end of the I've.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Been taking my allergy mets. What are you talking about?
Took them today, I took them yesterday, so two days
well yeah, uh, but I mean I just started whatever girl,
all right, So the captain is showing you all around
the bridge, giving you the rundown on the different consoles,
all things you've seen in training. But it's a little
different to see it in real life because it's not simulated.
(20:31):
It's an actual panoramic view of space instead of a
simulated panoramic view of space, which I mean looks basically
the same. Does the bubble create a fishbowl effect? The
bubble is invisible? Were all intents and purposes? I say,
it's like a live It's like a real life look
(20:53):
panoramic look into space. But it's actually just like a
highly complicated camera array that streams the video into the bridge.
Let's not And so as he's giving you guys the
rundown of the bridge, Lieutenant Phedra spins around and says, Captain,
we've received and we've received a distress signal. I'm crossmatching
(21:18):
its origin. Captain looks at y'all and says, well, congratulations,
looks like you might see a little bit of action
on your first day. Why don't you go ahead and
suit up for me and get ready to roll out.
And by suit up he means, of course, put on
your space ready skin suits and whatever you're high tech
(21:45):
airbag and once you come back, he says, we've just
received a distress seasonal from an unknown source in an
asteroid field two parsecs out, a really weak signal and
it's a little scrambled. So we're going to fly in
guns ready, assuming that there's someone there. I want you
(22:06):
four to head down to the shuttle bay with Lieutenant
Commander Relka. She's going to be assisting you on y'all's embarkment,
and so she leads you down to the shuttle bay.
You all cram in. She says, all right, which one
of you has flight training?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
I do not raise my hand.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It's a trick question. All of you should have ranked
one flight training. It's a basic to passing academy.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
They took my fucking wings.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Literally, I look down, I look down at that's terrible
about it.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I'm swatting at his hands.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Okay, so who's flying? I do it?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Danny feelt confident. He's the smartest of us all.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's intelligence check, so as quite nice?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Is a nineteen good enough cap?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, you don't have to make any rolls yet. I'm
just prepping you.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh everybody, I'm gonna say so, might not be known
that that's my role for the flying thing exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
We file into the sloop. That's crazy. The the DC
for that check just went up to twenty. So I
go to the armory.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I need a big gun freaking I'm gonna use an artificial.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Skill calm, which was which is the one where I
think really fast? It gives me like a plus one
on checks?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh yeah, it does it.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It does actually take a penalty.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Just kidding.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Damn, where's this ship ice flash of genius?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Fuck? That's at level seven? Never mind? All right, So
your a board of a small shuttle. It's basically just
like six seats in a cockpit.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I'm gunning it the moment y'all's asses touched the seat,
I'm fucking.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
So you're gonna have to fly this through the asteroid field?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Cool. I'm just like spinning the wheel to the Tokyo
drift music.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Ding ding.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Oh wait, no, that's different.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You actually passed both DC's the fifteen and the eighteen,
so you don't even have to worry about the sudden
clashing of asteroids. Who's that out? I'm over there spinning
with a finger.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I got like my two robot fingers fucking driving that ship.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Room.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
She's gonna pin down by the throat. But Dad, you
can't see that I want in the other room. This
is my perfect victory.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
How do you like that? Bro?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I swapped from Captain Morgan this last time I went
to a liquor store, I got Admiral Nelson, which is
ten dollars cheaper.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yep, no, it is good.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Well, I actually can't tell a difference because I put
it in die doctor Pepper, that was your it is.
It only comes in one on one, so I would
just like it to be known before we continue that
this is like.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
My third one. I see, I'm not quite.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Drunk yet, but before I get there, I'd like everyone
to know why I'm behaving.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, let's hope you layd the ship first. It's like
the opening of the Orville where he's like, what are
you doing? I'm having a beer while he's driving.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You tell me I can't drink and drive in space?
Mm hmm, that's fucking stupid. Why what are these rules there?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's w I gestures to all of the rocks I
gets out there.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm plenty sober to manuver a couple asteroidss not even.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Art no for sure. So who wants to scan for anomalies?
I will nice go ahead and give me either A
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so no, not twenty nice. You are able to do well? Neck,
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What do your bug eye see? You're just like, this
is super dilated. You will see me.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You see me literally pressing my face against the glass.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
He's like, I see all things.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Just drools seep, green drools sleeping out.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Just like, excuse me, my drool is normal colored, thank you.
It's just like.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Everybody else is.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Wait, wait, you're just bugging out.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Literally, shut up.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
I don't know when I got that no, I caught.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I just do it again.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Cool. So you are able to actually assist in plotting
the best course to reaching this where the distress signal
is coming from, because funnily enough, we're able to immediately
visually spot it. Nice. You see along the side of
it is written the the words the word the name
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of the ship.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh we dad.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
The name of the ship is the derelict. And you
can see it as a smaller cargo vessel.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
So a cargo vessel has named itself the derelict.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Is the derelict like a known name.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
No, derelict is what you call a basically a floating
piece of garbage that is a derelict is like a
falling apart ship that is left to float.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh, it's voting, definitely, floating through space.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That'd be like that'd be naming your pirate ship the
ghost ship.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
All right, all right, all right, we're about to hop
on Davy Jones.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
That we're not even gonna have to roll asteroid collisions.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
M Yeah, Danny plot, Danny drop do an amazing piloting.
And I'm plotting the best course.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, I'm ship like roommates.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Actually no, I'm like and the making coffee while my
two robot hand or my two robot fingers drive the ship.
I'm just plugged in.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That was an excellent course.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I believe this is I believe this is circumstance for
ast bump as I awkwardly hold my arm up to Danny.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, robot, if you could just fis pump him for me,
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
The robot fist mumps. You don't worry. I got you.
You're taking a name for you.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I haven't thought about it.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Samuel Samuel not Samuel Alphonse, Samuel L. Jackson, Samuel Jackson.
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free to come play our fifth character for this campaign,
Zach's Armor. I would enjoy having your explicit commentary on
this podcast.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Would be so funny.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Motherfucker, motherfucker, I said, stun him, motherfucker. Do you or
do you not speak?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Free? Cool? Cool. The security officer, Miss Lieutenant Commander Vaarn
reaches over and us as the scan button, and the
computer begins doing its thing and scans the derelict. It
is halfway embedded and like the largest asteroid in this
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field cluster.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Okay, oh, now it's an even bigger ship, sir, Should
I take us down you and there are faint signs
of life aboard?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes, take us aboard, okay, cool head. Towards the shuttle
bit of the ship.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'm like spinning the ship like, yeah, this lane is.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Gonna be a little hot, just letting y'all know you
better strap in. For no reason. I brace my taple
with all formed arms.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I simultaneously spin the ship correctly oriented to the asteroid
like to the ground, but I wait to slow it
until we're just far enough to survive the impact.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Make a make a check.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh, I rolled a nineteen in preparation for this earlier.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
No use that for the other role.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Okay, how many times can he use the same nineteen?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Just reroll that many times.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
This one is a natural twenty, but it turns into
a twenty three if you need that.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, you do whatever you said you just did.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Okay, cool, cool, cool cool, Which kind of sucks because
it means I'm wasting my good roles on full ships
that I could have been using my good roles for later. Yep,
And I'm probably gonna roll them out one tonight. So
that's yeah, that's what said.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's what you're able to land in the shuttle bay,
but the air bubble is not at currently active, so
you need to keep your suits on. Okay, and the
artificial gravity is also not What.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Can I ride inside, Samuel?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
That sounds wild?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I mean technically you can ride whatever you want in
your free time.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Okay, you know, by some time. Let's see here take it?
What are we seeing how this would work?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Do you just mean for yeah, I don't really need
it for gameplay purposes. I mean okay, and yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah, as soon as we start fighting, I'll pop out
of them.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I don't really care. Ye, I'm wearing my body sock.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
But it'd be nice to take him nap while he
walks around.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
For are we disembarking? Uh? Yeah, y A right, one
small step for man one giant fleets for bug kind
mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It immediately catches your attention that as I exit the
artificial gravity, my posture immediately changes from upright and dignified
to me scuttling across the bulkhead like a cock road
roll to keep.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Your lunch in your stomach.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
I don't even have to roll. I'm throwing up in
the suit.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, I have a robot gyroscopic stomach. So I don't
really need to worry about this.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Did you be golding up?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
In a matter of speaking?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Mostly just because like we're free floating and I'm kind
of like holding onto the ballcach scuttling.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Cool. The lights are flickering and just about every system
is offline at the moment. Okay, aliens, So here's what
we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Do we have a scanner, a hand scanner.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I have a Albert Rodeo link that sends.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
You al Bear Rodeo.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeaha mm hmmmmmm scanning. So let's see. We have a
we have a monk, we have Alex. You're just you're
gonna see only darkness. We have a a where are
you rogue? Am I supposed to see only darkness? Yes?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I think?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, just make sure correcting.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'm still wiat.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, you guys gotta change your names. How do we
do that?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Do?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Click your little your dots next to you? Yeah, there
you go? And then Quentin Arblas, So one of you
has changed colors because you're the same color and it's
gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, so I'm gonna change my color to red.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's a good idea, is g short for a goose.
Now he's playing lou Gi with a capital.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Short for geese, short for grandpa.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, just getting back ready, So what are we
currently doing?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Are we just sitting in the spaceship waiting?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You've disembarked from your ship.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, are we inside? Get are we still outside?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yes? You are in the shuttle bay. You landed the
ship into the shuttle. There's just no air lock.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
And I will now reveal.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Hold on, I have to say this thing. Okays of
my character as part as my back of my backstory,
I have to say this. You know, this reminds me
of when I was born in navy.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I should.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
You were trying to say something then realize, oh, I
shouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, no, I shouldn't say that. I don't back. That's
zoomed in.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
In a minute, moomen in price the orb shan.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Now, I'm not going to repeat that I'm afraid of.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I'm assuming the rogue is a little knife.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Who is the gear?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Maybe I assume the fist is the monk and the
artificer is the gear. We are forgetting about Samuel.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Maybe Samuel is the gear and you're the book.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Well aren't you irying Samuel right now?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Well, yeah, but that's just that's just for real play purposes.
He still has to have it.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I know I was joking. There we go. I have
fixed it. What was wrong with it? Your mom? Oh damn?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Sorry, I'm sorry yo that my mamajee bro was too.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
You're right, my apologies.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Our house just burned out. How are you gonna be that?
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well ship, it's another fucking troplet, only one. Yeah, I
lose your mind. You've got to lose it. Lose it.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
If you're gonna beat up at Isaac, at least do
it on camera so we can be entertained.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Man, I'm not still taller, so probably could there.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
There is everything I wanted.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Sorry, we'll dropped my sterling over pendant of vegeta in
fucking post.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So okay? Are they sorry? The shuttle back?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
How far away are we from the generators and or
be able to turn with short power into the ship.
That's a great question, She goes, Are you just.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
A security guard? I don't know why you would need
You'll have to explore.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You don't know, I will say on the ground in here, Well,
not a goblin laying dying very slowly? Is a goblin?
Get in there?
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Where do goblin speak?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Check them for a pulse goblin and they speak Goblin?
But v Neck has a novel neck fuck. Actually, Blink
has a translator.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I actually picked up a translator. Now, no, I have
vol Neck has a translator and he's the medical yep.
So there's just a little goblin on the floor going
I'm dying. I go save them.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Let me let me help this log guy. I'll walk
over there.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Mm hmmmm. Okay, it's like as you approach, he grew
dying person. Shall I scuttle to him? So here's what
you can do in order to talk to him. You
need to stabilize him.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Okay, I will do that.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
So I need a medicine or yeah, I need a medicine.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Check m let's do that.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I was about to say I could laser some You
want to do it? You want to do what do
you want me to do it?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I rolled the sixteen already, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
You'll do it? Cool? Okay, cool. His bleeding has stopped,
but the shock has not subsided. He might need some therapy.
Oh shift, if we want to give her a help
action Corey. Okay, what do I add to that? Medicine?
Medicine twenty dirty, yeah, dirty twenty all right, hen I
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roll with advantage seventeen. He's starting to come down. He's
starting to calm himself.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Cory out here, like, look, if you align your chakra
and you're small, eat breath, then.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
It all had self ass. Listen, listen, you gotta get
the there's a thing. You gotta get it. It's got
to make it.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
But what does the thing look like?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's I don't know. I'm just a goblin.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Okay, I goblin.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
A goblin that sounds like he's gonna ask Mike Wazowski
for his paperwork?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Can I roll insight?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Who who brought? What happened? Literally? What happened?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
We were attacked? It was it was crazy. A ship
got blown up, smashed into an asteroid and then nothing
only darkness. No attackers boarded our ship, and now we
have these creatures on board that flew in from space.
My Knox. He shows you his arm where a chunk
of it is missing, and it looks like three rows
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of teeth have just like sliced through his arm. Nice,
So my roll investigation to see what type of something.
Whoever the fuck's on the ship right now, so I
don't have no alien moving this bitch. You can certainly try.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
When he's done that, I'm gonna roll perception on this
goblin to see if he's lined.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Maybe you want to make that insight. I don't make
an insight. You want me to do or you want
her to do it?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I can it works, Damn, I was suppressing.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You find a tooth on the ground, Alex, and you,
being a human, you know what this kind of looks like.
It looks like a tooth from a shark.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Sharks, Hey, sharks, space sharks, Sharknado.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
But you know what that it could be is space shark?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Not again?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
You get with its Megala nebula?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
What'd you get Hannah at seventeen blink? This goblin is
basically on his deathbed. He's speaking the he's speaking the truth.
He's telling you too much. He's telling you about all
the bad shit he did. This one's time in San
fran I. I took twenty dollars blue a guy.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Oh God, can we like phase this guy up to
our ship.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
From medical It's a good question. Listen, dude, make a
COMMS call into the medical department and see if you
are to the the the comms department and see if
they can what kind of check is it? Beat them up?
I need Alex to make me a some sort of
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arcana check. Uh huh, make me an intelligence check or
an ar make me an arcanda check. Yo, listen, is
there something else we can look at? You know what
I mean? Somebody, somebody can give you. Somebody can give
you the health action. He's not just am mutecating. He's
helping them lock onto the position of the goblin so
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that they can get a clean beam.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Okay, hey, we're perfect, Mitch. Oh, I'm just like, I just.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Look at it.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
I'm like, I'm like, no, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Interimidation. First second, you guys need to get this fucking
guy up here. Now now what yeh? Beat him off
the small one and in a few seconds you see
the trade transported and he is now gone.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
Okay, cool, we have either I just show everybody the
shark the shark tooth, and I tell them what I
think I think it might be a shark or some
type of shark or sharp teeth or something not good news.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Bears. Can we all can we all conglomerate. And how
big is the tooth? Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I have it. It's like yo, bank, it is.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
That thing's big as my hand bro.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
We're getting the hell off the ship. I'm leaving, you
know for real. I hate sharks an inch. I can
thumbnail and yeah, like a thumbnail.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
This is a little bit bigger than us.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Is pretty big. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Listen, I don't have no big like a Pirana tooth.
Space piranhas it's space sharks. Bruh, hey, g do you
want that tooth? Yea, he take it? Thank you? I
want that tooth.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
I hate how everyone's going to be referring to you
a G A G get over here.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Cool cool, cool cool cool.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
I think we gotta explore you guys.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, you're gonna have to explore it. Just the little bit.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
I'm gonna just see if I can peak a little.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Bit, okay, like stealthily, Yeah, make me a stealth check
do that Therety twenty thirty twenty Wow, so awesome. Darkness.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Still ain't no shark getting my ass.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Hello, I'll be honest with you. I didn't know if
it was doing like a shark vibe some like dead
space vibes or Samlian vibe.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Because it was dead space for aliens. We're leaving.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Fuck the people.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Yeah, I'm just I'm just going to clock out for
the day. I'm just putting a man in nuke on
the bitch and getting.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Out out of there.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Boom, there's your We need to gas to ship up.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
What the fuck are we?
Speaker 5 (45:39):
My god?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
That's bright? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Just so?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Those are the wings?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah the ship?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Oh see ship?
Speaker 6 (45:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
This is this the outside or just like an open area.
It's just the wings of the ship. It's the outside.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
So these are windows?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Is that black for everybody else?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Now I see more stuff?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, I see the top of the fuel part. Now,
oh ship, there we go.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
That did it?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:12):
So this is like a space ship, got it? So
we're in So we're in the engine bay, is what
you're saying.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Is in the tunnel bay.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
There is inside this room here. So these right here,
this is like the data center for the ship center.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Samuel, go plug in?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
What Okay? There goes a you sure can a man
get a police now?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Please, Samuel, go plug in the ship.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
God damn it. All right, I'm going I'm going with Samuel.
You'll be jass. You'll be jass, You'll lose. Yeah, Zach,
this is this is you down.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, Samuel, I said Samuel, not me.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
You. Oh, it's just showing your name because you're dragging it.
I see I'm here now. Yeah, my apologies, I thought
you named the wrong one. No, all right. So he
holds his glove up and injects one of the armored
fingers into a not USP.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Port insert Microsoft or Windows.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's a yeah five point oh port. It's
like ten thousand gigabits per second. It's a terribist terabytes
per second. Yeah, and he hundreds of terabytes per second.
Even starts interfacing with the console and he's like, it's
very this is this ship's mad rudimentary. Bro, These goblins
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are dumb as fuck. Their password, believe it or not,
was password.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Damn damn.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
They got anything cool on the ship, any any valuables,
anything I could take.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
When we get take and and let me get an
investigation check.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
I could. Can I roll to help you out?
Speaker 1 (48:14):
You can let's roll a D twenty you're flat or
with my shit on it? With your Can I rollstigation?
Can I roll perception?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
To see if there's any other damage going on in here,
any off or any other important stuff that we should
be looking for while they're getting that set up.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yes, we'll get to that a second.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Though, too.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
What does a fifteen tell me?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Hold on? That's whatever, Alex, I guess, Scott, he got
too low to reliably? Is just you? So don't you do?
Not get an advantage? Okay, so fifteen is good enough
to access some of the ship logs.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Did I label everyone correctly?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yes? You did?
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yep, I didn't know who the sword's that.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
It's the that came with us, Miss Rolka Vorn. She's
half Orc. So you find a couple of captain's logs.
The first one there ship logs. They're not just the
captain's logs, but they're like a mesh of different people
in the ship. The first one is by a goblin
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named Poplin Feet. He has a short log that says,
woke up to a day, did not feel sad feelings,
ate breakfast with friend Bob and Jen, had sad feelings
at lunch, Well, had sad feelings at dinner.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
Oh got you a client?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Vollmack went too bad And that's where that log ends
second log.
Speaker 6 (49:50):
This is a little says a little prize.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
We again, same motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
This is a captain's speaking. You know, away, we.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Can't get away.
Speaker 6 (50:05):
Somebody stop him, stop in stick feet with your morning announcements.
That's a nice cold day here in space. Yeah, very nice,
very nice. It's gonna be a lot of fucking hours
until we reach our destination. We have recovered the Goblin
artifact and have started safely on the bridge where the
(50:30):
commanding officers can look at it. Yeah, it's very nice,
very good work. Good work.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Everyone, get five star stickers when we arrive home.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Find those those starstickers.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
And then about four hours later there is an additional
captain's log. It plays like the traditional star trek like dude,
like whistle.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
This is your fun on captain speech thing.
Speaker 6 (50:56):
All hands on, all hands on deck, all hands.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
We could hear anything after the So if you're making
cool noises that you might just dick to you.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Nope, it's just the static cool yeah, pica, And that's
the last. The cat is question.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Can we look like into the black box?
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Black box?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Okay, so like planes now have a black box, the
black boxes? What was what the is like?
Speaker 7 (51:29):
The is that what the planes saying, like a plane, Oh,
we have no hydraulic power plane telemetry.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, in order of what happened and what went wrong.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, it's basically the ships. It's basically the computer's record
of what was going wrong at the time of whatever happened.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
You certainly can Uh, there's a couple of different time stamps.
Everything is nominal. And then all of a sudden, the
rear shields, which is just a bunch of You're becoming
very apparent that it is just a bunch of sticks
tied together into wooden shields. Ohok, took some force damage
(52:08):
and were immediately shattered, and then the air system was compromised.
Pretty immediately after that, the ship picked up signs of
being tractored slightly and like a tractor beam yep, toad.
And then it was placed, which you can imagine or
(52:30):
surmise like they basically moved it to the asteroid to
kind of give it some stability. Yeah, and board, and
then it has It was online for several hours after that,
and then very slowly each of the different systems start
ticking off and shutting down.
Speaker 7 (52:47):
No critical like this bitch by the ballfuck up a
reactor tried to die.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
It's weird. Everything from an outside perspective seems like it
should be able to work, but it is not online
and you are unable to force it online through like
using the software.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
Mm hmmm, well it's time we go exploring. Yep.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
H m m
Speaker 8 (53:16):
M m
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