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"$awbuck" Mike (00:01):
The Nephilim sightings are going to start
soon.

"Headhunter" Higg (00:04):
Consciousness has been enslaved.

Your consciousness does not need your
physical body to survive.
It's the thing that's necessary.
It has to be there.
It's the coding that projectsthis world we currently live in.
I want you to read the Bible.

"Headhunter" Higgins (00:19):
We got reptilians just outside of our
frequency zone.

Six dimensional beings, the ancient builder race
.
Ideas are the highest form ofintelligence, and that leads you
to truth and clarity.
The Nephilim sightings aregoing to stall soon.

Ari Asulin (00:32):
Conspiracy show it's obvious the aliens are
god-fearing and insanely huge.

We're just one planet.

They would have needed a minimum of six
feet of lead shielding in orderto get through the 25,000 mile
thick of nl and radiation belt.

Ari Asulin (00:44):
This is real.
They really did fake the moon.

The world is infinitely older than that and I
mean the world with humanbeings in it, skull and bones,
is like one of the villains inthe legion of doom, they said.

Ari Asulin (00:57):
I'll let you read the bible, the biblical flood,
the tartaria mud floodconspiracy and chill the
nephilim sightings are going tostart soon.
The bulldog ball I don't wantyou to read the bible.
There's magnets in thebasketballs.
There was a political party, athird party called the
anti-masonic party, at a pointin uh.
In the united states, theglobal pandemic treaty

(01:19):
conspiracy and chill podcast.

So yeah, last time we talked about
ancient history, the golden age,dark age, all the cataclysmic
ages when human affairs weren'treally recorded and they simply
recorded what they saw in thesky, and the cataclysms that
were recorded by meteorologists,people that studied the motion

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of the planets throughoutantiquity.
So all of that was necessaryback in the day because
essentially, in Saturniancosmology, all of the ancient
myths of civilization areexplained by electromagnetic
interactions of planets duringorigin times, of our solar
system organizing itself, andthe planets were remembered as

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gods.
But they're actually justplants.
They had very weird behaviorand personalities and all kinds
of stuff like that, but theseare just the personalities of
physics itself, like heat andelectromagnetism, fire, sulfur,
all those kinds of things.
They all have very specificattributes to them.
So ancient history basicallyends in the 11th century.

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It goes through all these majorevents which in, like the Bible
, record as creation day events,but they didn't last one day.
They lasted thousands of years.
Golden age lasted over 800years.
The dark ages lasted over athousand years and continued
into a much more modern, calmerage, periodically influenced by

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falling rocks from the sky.
That only finally came to closein 670 BC.
That's when the calendarstopped changing and the length
of the year finally set in thelength that we know today, which
is 365 and a quarter, and westarted adopting a lunar
calendar back then because itwas possible to keep track of

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time with the moon.
We had captured the moon onEarth and the moon had started
to become consistent.
One of the main points thatAnatoliy Femyenko points out in
his modern chronology, in thenew chronology of the last
thousand years, he suggests thatone big giveaway that there was
a phantom thousand years addedto it was that the moon

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recordings.
They go from consistent forhundreds of years and then
suddenly the moon gets reallyslow and then the moon gets
really fast and then the moongets really and then it goes
back to being consistent again,almost like people stretched out
the moon recordings over timeto sort of to sort of fill in a
gap.
Essentially is how he describesit so, based on the lunar

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recordings, based onastronomical dates of events
like the star of bethleh seen inthe sky, the so-called
conjunction of Jupiter andSaturn, which occurs every 20
years in our night sky.
These kinds of events record inhistory brought them to the
conclusion that the lastthousand years are the only
record of modern history.

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Before that there was no recordof any kind that we're allowed
to have and share.
It's all been confiscated by theum, by the church, and the
church has very specific ideasof what all that ancient
cataclysm meant.
It was all to the church.
From their perspective, it wasall god's will, creation events,
uh, war between heaven and hell.

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And every time humans die it'sbecause we caused it on
ourselves.
We're sins and caused it.
So the church did not tell usabout all this cataclysm, did
not want us sifting through thefacts, didn't even want us to
know the specific dates, becausethe dates are very significant.
Like I said, 1492 BC, that'snot a date that really happened

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in that moment in time for 1,492years, from hypothetical to
zero event.
No, that's just a date thatthey chose when they're creating
their calendar.
I know this is kind of hard tofollow, but when they decided to
arbitrarily put the year zeroon the calendar somewhere,
they're adding years not only inmodern times but also in

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ancient times.
They're just putting the yearzero anywhere they want and
adding BC as well as AD.
So besides that point, theychose the year 1492 to be the
date of the Exodus, when theylost all control over earthly
affairs, the deep state had thispyramidal empire ancient
Babylonian empire or Egyptianempire which one and basically

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ruled the world and told peopleyou know to respect their
version of of religion,monotheism, and to respect the
ten commandments and circumciseand allow them control over
currency, um, food, you name it.
What happened in modern times?
In the 11th century?
There was a big conflict overreligion that occurred in

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istanbul.
Istanbul was Jerusalem.
It was a center of worldreligious affairs.
I got into this a little bitlast time.
The city of Jerusalem inIstanbul was modeled with six
gates and three walls, just likethey believed Jerusalem looked
like in heaven.
The reason why and I was bornand raised Jewish, so, believe
me, a lot of this is difficultto accept if you're born and

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raised Jewish, because we'retold that the Jewish temple,
jerusalem temple, was always inPalestine.
It was destroyed once and thendestroyed again later, in 70 AD
by Nebuchadnezzar in the RomanEmpire.
But according to the Russians,according to Fiumenko and many
other people that just looked atthe history, they said well, we
know where these locations wereIstanbul.

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Today, the ruins of Jerusalemstill stand and you can still
see the gates and the size ofthe blocks, and it only matters
because in the early version ofthe Bible, the Bible actually
the Old Testament depictsJerusalem as having six gates
and three walls very specific,which it doesn't have today, and
there's nothing in Palestinethat shows ruins like that.

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It's a much smaller city inPalestine and shows a mosque in
the center.
The mosque has always beenthere and when the Jews lost
their temple twice, they thenhad to go through a Protestant
redaction of their Jewishreligion.
This is the only reason I'msaying that they got any of this
wrong, because for the longesttime, monotheists and Jews knew
exactly where Jerusalem was.

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It was in Russia and you gotthis place called Moscow right,
and there's a giant mosque inMoscow right, huge mosques-style
buildings throughout theKremlin.

Ari Asulin (07:40):
I've never made that connection.
That's wild.

Right, yeah, and their symbols are the
cross and crescent over and over.
These days you don't find muchcross and crescent symbols, and
we're told these days thatChristianity and Islam are
mostly at odds with each other.
And that's because it's true.
It's been like that.
For about 300 years Turkey andRussia have been just raging

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this religious war.
That long and horrible eventslike the Armenian genocide,
which involves crucifixion inthe 20th century, basically
instilled the divisions forgenerations to come.
So it's not natural at all.
The Christians, muslims and Jewsused to be one religion in
Russia.
They knew that Jerusalem wasRussia, moscow was also Mecca.
It was also Egypt.

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It was the place where allreligion came from, and only
because of those Protestants whoinsisted on relocating all
locations of the Russian Empire,inventing this Roman Empire out
of nowhere to account for thefact that there was an empire
and essentially in modern times,in World War II, forcing the

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remaining Jews of Russia tobasically convert into
Protestant or Spanish-styleJudaism Sephardi-style Judaism
is actually termed for it in theHolocaust event.
So I'm getting ahead a littlebit, but that's a very
significant event, because inthe Holocaust you saw the
old-style Jewstyle Jew, theRussian style Jew, the one that
Hitler raged about in Mein Kampf, the one that he believed was

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in charge of religion in theworld, and they had to come up
with a counter to their religion, all that stuff they talked
about.
He's meant Russia and, ofcourse, germans attacked Russia
and they failed.
It was all about destroyingthis old Empire.
So back into the past, let'stalk about how we got here.
So, so, 12th century that'swhen Christianity was really
born.
According to Fumenko, accordingto the new chronology which he

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came up with in the 90s, a verycohesive, comprehensive and
causality-based version of humanhistory, all of it, the whole
planet.
You know, in history class theydon't teach planet history,
they teach this country and thenthis country separately and
they act like things like thewar of 1812 in europe had
nothing to do with the war of1812 here in america.

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That was occurring at the exactsame time.
They're acting like that wasn'tyou know one war.
They constantly do this to us.
So the russian history allhistory is connected has to be a
very um, you know quantum sortof uh, species.
What affects?
Affects one side of the species, affects the other side of the
planet, absolutely.
So.
12th century what happened inIstanbul?

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They're trying to convertpeople into monotheism,
promising them everything.
They said they're going to onlyget into heaven and if you're
not educated in our churchyou're going to go to hell.
Most of the people didn't agreewith any of this, but it was a
slow and go process.
They tried to get people intoit and at the same time, they're
trying to kill off the giantsMary.

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For a lot of reasons, there'sevidence that she was a giant,
hairy human and so was Jesus,and that they were actually
being targeted by this Istanbul,jerusalem, monotheistic
religion, them and all thegiants in the region, and that
census went as far as Crimea,where Jesus' mother Mary, who I
believe her name is Catherineessentially got stuck in Crimea.

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She was pregnant and couldn'tcontinue to travel and escape
over to the Tartarian easternlocation.
Here's a map.
So you got Crimea over here.
It's hard to see, but there'sthe black sea and crimea is near
the black sea.
And over here you got thisplace called katayo, which was

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named after kataya, the othername for uh, the eastern name
for jesus's mom, before it wasredacted by prostitutes, and she
couldn't make it to theirhomeland.
She got caught in crimea, thepeople of crimea, the
regular-sized humans.
They took pity on her and, moreimportantly, the soldiers
approaching from Jerusalem alsodecided not to kill this giant

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woman and the baby that they hadborn in the stable.
Now, why was she born in astable?
Because she couldn't fit in thehotel.
She's a giant.
That part of the story adds up.
So what they did?
Instead of killing this onegiant, the church decided to
indoctrinate him into monotheism.
His name was Christ Andronicus,christ only because he was the

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only giant at the time to bebaptized, and Christ means
anointed one.
It literally means to be, bebaptized.
It means all kinds of otherthings too.
It's another name for the sun,but without getting too far into
that definition, the earlyversion of christ simply meant
anointed by water, baptism oroil.
Where do some of these?

Ari Asulin (12:16):
giant.
Uh christ myths come from,because this is wild.
This is the first time I'veever heard.
I have heard the harry marything and I always thought it
was uh mary magdalene, like thewoman that some people theorize
jesus married.
You're saying that it was mary,his mother, that was the hairy
giant and that jesus was a giantand that basically, uh, they
offshoot like the protestants orwhatever you would call the

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jews at the time, I guess wantedto target the giants and was
yeah, I call monotheistsessentially because they're good
.

Jesus is sasquatch yes, definitely that's
awesome, yeah and um, and notto jump ahead too far, but
there's this one uh location injapan called the tomb of christ,
and if you go there, you'll seea tomb, a big, giant oriental
tomb, and a sign right in frontof it says Jesus Christ lived to
be 109 years old.
His brother got crucified inhis place and he moved to Japan

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and lived to be 109.
That's what that sign says.

Ari Asulin (13:14):
Isn't the brother's ear buried there?

What is that?

Ari Asulin (13:17):
I think that the myth is that the brother that
got crucified for him put offthe ear and brought that to the
grave.
Yeah, I've heard of it before.

Right.
So there's so many theories outthere in those locations about
this guy and way out here in theWest us Protestant-style or
Catholic-style people don'treally hear all of the
variations.
Another variation is the swoontheory Swoon theory for the
crucifixion, very popular in the19th century.
People read the Bible and saidhow do you guys know he died on

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the cross?
There's no evidence of it.
You know that spear, the HolySpear thing, that was a
redaction of a much earlierthing.
That was a caesarean surgeryoperation.
You know, like sorry, you guysgot the spirit of destiny wrong,
but that's not what killedChrist and he certainly didn't
die on the cross.
They, that's not what killedChrist and he certainly didn't
die on the cross.
They've said this many times,many different authors, many
different ways, and he was onlyup there for six hours

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officially, so it's really notenough time to die on the cross.
Frankly, the story goes that hewas indoctrinated into Judaism,
right, and he basically rejectedthe faith.
It wasn't really Judaism backthen, because it was very common
for people to be regardingSaturn as one of the deities.
The only real conflict peoplehad back then was that they just

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didn't want to be ordered toput Saturn in front of all the
other gods, especially the SunGod, which is the one everyone
preferred to worship at the time.
So the Saturn worshipers, themonotheists, converted Christ
into monotheism, baptized him tothe name of Christ, taught him
all this stuff about theirreligion that was essentially
forbidden, and then he rejectedit.
Now, why did he reject it?
Aside from maybe not reallyfitting in because he was a

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giant and stuff, there actuallywas this whole other reason that
the Westerners totally don'tunderstand.
His mother was there throughoutthe whole story.
Jesus's mother is there as acharacter in the story the whole
time.
She's very active.
Actually, the first way she'sactive is she had the kid and
raised him, and when you raise akid, you teach him basically
everything you know.

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Eventually, you know there'senough time in the day to do
that.
She taught him.
Mary taught Jesus everythingabout that Eastern religion that
she came from, the giantreligion, polytheistic um,
having their own conflict,conflicting, contradictory
version that threatens themonotheist version, the one
where humans are at sin, andsays, no, we're not.

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This all happened for otherreasons and so this whole other
religion developed, calledchristianity, and it's not the
christianity we know today.
It's almost like a secular,non-magical, grassroots agnostic
version.
Grassroots agnostic version.
It's called agnosticChristianity for a reason.
You can look up agnosticChristianity and the ways that

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differs from modern.
The first way is that becausethey call themselves agnostics,
they believe that they knoweverything.
By comparison, today, modernChristianity, we don't know
anything.
Or judaism, we're taught someridiculous myths in the book.
We're taught to believe inthings we can't account for.
We're taught to have faith inpriests and governments and

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stuff for their actions, becausetheir actions are guided by god
, invisible god.
That's not very good.
But the gnostic christians theysaid look, we know why the
cataclysm happened.
We got technology off of itfrom Prometheus.
We're building all these citiesall over the world.
We don't need usury anymore.
Sorry, you know, you OldTestament type.
Sorry, church, we're not goingto listen to you ever.

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And one of the things that Jesusdid was he knocked the church
money changers tables over inanger.
It's very symbolic and sort ofoverlooked in Christianity.
Some of the more you know,independent sects of
Christianity, regard thesemoments and try to learn from
them, but the rest of them justignore them.
And what Christ did at thatmoment?
He said look, you know, youguys can't have it both ways.

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You can't be the church'sauthority from God watching us
with the all-seeing eye andputting that eye everywhere.
I cut, you know, all theseIlluminati icons, long before
the Illuminati existed, ofcourse.
But these whole elitist icons,special people, special cults,
special knowledge, all of that,he rejected all of it because at
the same time they're changingactual money and coins with

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regular people and livelihood,mixing all of that stuff
together, mixing their authorityin with their usury, and he
understood usury to be just thisreally bad, negative thing,
without a doubt.
I don't think anyone couldargue that usury hasn't
destroyed the world we're intoday.
It caused almost every singlewar and made everyone in poverty
and gone all day.
So usury was rejected over andover by civilizations of the

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earth, by Christ himself, and sothey punished him.
They had no choice but to makea big example of this guy.
They were going to just killhim and say look, you've
blasphemed against God, so yourpunishment is death.
You know, and we're going tosend some soldiers and kill you
because you're also a rebel andstuff.
And Christ said, well, hisfamily fleed, as the story goes,

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back to his homeland, and thenhe came back to Jerusalem as a
prodigal, to his homeland, andthen he came back to jerusalem
as a prodigal child.
But why did he come back and gointo that passover ceremony?
Passover, like I said, that wasthe venus event ending the
exodus.
Everyone knew about passoverback then.
It wasn't a jewish holiday oranything like that.
It was well known.
It was, in fact, all of africastill remembers that holiday in
secular terms did.

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They did so until the 19thcentury anyway.
So Christ basically said look, Idon't want you guys to start a
war over me, I don't want you tostart sending soldiers into my
hometown and just trying to endthis on military terms, because
I know you guys can't.
And he's not saying all this onhis own.
He has the wisdom of all theseother people, giants, humans.

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He had entire congregations.
They all talked all day longabout what to do, about politics
, modern day events, religion,abundance, all of it.
And he basically said I'm goingto come back, I'm going to
accept my punishment, don't killme.
And he came back to Jerusalem.
They arrested him right awayand people later said he was
betrayed by judas.

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But he knew what he was doing.
He was knew he was coming intothe place, he was going to get
arrested.
Nobody betrayed him.
The whole judas thing came soonafter.
As a result of all of this um,the crucifixion itself, like I
said, was something he waswilling to do.
He brought the cross with him,carried it with him.
He actually forced another guyto do it and he didn't die on

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the cross, he was just put upthere.
Later on, his family took himdown.
There's a lot of paintings andliterature about how his family
took him down from the cross andbrought him to the cave where
he allegedly died.
But in realistic terms, hisfamily was the only one that
could take him down from thatcross.
None of the smaller humanswould even dare get close to him
.
They that could take him downfrom that cross, none of the

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smaller humans would even dareget close to him.
They're just happy thatsomebody put the giant up on the
cross to prove a point.
What's the point?
Well, they put on top of thecross.
They put K-N-V-I, right, orI-N-V-I, sorry, as you can see,
right here, i-n-r-i Sorry, I'mso out of it.
I means Yehudah, n meansNazareth, and then R means Rex
and I means Yeshua the Jews.

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So it means Jesus Christ, kingof the Jews.
That's why they crucified him,because he claimed to be this
thing King of the Jews, not Sonof God.
That doesn't appear anywhere inthis story, anywhere, period.
But they were afraid that hewas starting a rebellion of the
Jews because even their owninternal people deep within the
indoctrination, within thechurch were starting to follow

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him and preach what he wassaying.
It was very dangerous.
So putting him on the cross,they want to prove this giant
human shouldn't be worshippedlike a god.
God should be worshipped likeGod and the giant human is
fallible.
Because he was convinced toaccept his own responsibility
for a sin, Put himself on thecross, essentially allowed
himself to be crucified and thenreceived his punishment.

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They also timed the whole eventfor an eclipse.
The church is well aware ofeclipses and when they happen
it's kind of a new phenomenon.
So they want to make sure totake advantage of this day, do
something on that day.
They invite him back forcrucifixion essentially to occur
not shortly after Passover,which they knew would happen.

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And as the sun went dark,people sort of said they started
saying out loud if he reallythinks he's the son of God or
whatever, let God save him fromthe cross.
But instead the moon reallythinks he's, you know, the son
of god or whatever.
Let god save him from the cross.
But instead the moon passes andhe's still on the cross.
So this is just a big symbolicevent in an early period in
religion history where peopleare trying to convince each

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other not to worship giants andand that the god really exists,
even though they can't reallyprove it.
He gets removed from the crossand he um.
This is a sort of related.
The extraordinary black book ofengland, um, has a picture of
giants being killed right thereon the top.
England has a real problem withgiants.
Throughout their literaturethey hate giants.

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The lord of the rings isanti-giant, so is the hobbit um.
A bunch of their modernliterature too.
They have all these castles inengland.
No one knows what they're forbecause they're not useful in
human warfare at all.
These castles were all createdto eliminate giants, just like
the Jerusalem castle, and asthese giants have been targeted
in the last thousand years or so, they've been targeted by

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religious people who are afraidthat giants will start political
revolutions, religious,technological revolutions, you
name it.
They were just the bane of thechurch and had to go.
So the real story with Christwas that he didn't die, he was
put in the cave to recover.
It's the only place he could go.
There's no houses big enoughfor him and there's no human

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structures that would take himanymore, because he's been
rejected from society.
So he just spends two and ahalf days in the cave and then
leaves.
In the New Testament, nobodysees him leave the cave.
Nobody, except for one Romansoldier, which means that it's
very sketchy to suggest thatthat was the moment Jesus rose
into heaven.
He didn't rise into heavenbecause some Roman soldiers said

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so.
This myth came entirely fromthis other concept of what
heaven was back then.
What happens is Christ leavesJerusalem, leaves Istanbul,
turkey, and goes to Tartaria, toNortheastern Asia, and all
these people go with him andthey sort of found a kingdom
around him, slowly at first, butthey say look, look, what

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happened to you in istanbul isbullshit and you shouldn't feel
sinful and shameful.
And you didn't.
You know, shame yourself infront of god or anything like
that.
They, they did this to you andyou said the right thing.
Actually his followers tryingto convince christ, after he
allegedly died, that hispreaching made a lot of sense to
them and they didn't want tolose this religion.
So they create an entirechristian empire, one that lasts

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all the way till today.
Like I said, moscow is stillstanding there.
Most of their most of theirstructures and buildings have
been destroyed in warfare.
But this russian empire lives onin maps and uh and lots, like I
said, endless literature thathas survived.
The maps are mostly interestingto me because in 2015 and 14, I
think, when Russia took Crimeaback, nobody knew why and nobody

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understood why Crimea was sosignificant to the Russians.
The 95% of the people in thatlocation just devoted to do it.
The Westerners said that it wasa rigged vote and blamed Russia
for being, you know, like USSRauthoritarian.
Listeners said that it was arigged vote and blamed Russia
for being, you know, like USSRauthoritarian.
But in reality, crimea is avery important place to Russians

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.
To this day, they believethat's the death place, the
resting place of Mother Mary soyou can see that's something
really important and also thebirthplace of Christ, the real
birthplace.
So now you can kind of see whywe're having this war raging,
even until today.
World war three is all aboutthis location and ukraine is
constantly pretending good, yeah, no right.

Ari Asulin (24:51):
What you were saying , though, but I was gonna say is
, uh, the affiliation of chingiskhan with jesus christ, going
across this whole area as a, youknow, red-haired pillager type
of giant figure, is that.
Does that connect here?

Yes, it does.
It's actually not exactly thesame person, but very close.
So let me tell you who thepersons are.
People are um.
Christ is considered the sameperson, according to Fremantle,
as Alexander the great andJulius Caesar.
And, and here's why, when thisRussian empire started spreading
all over the earth, essentially, and forming Alexandrias or
cities that were in the samelikeness, the Westerners didn't

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know what to make of theseevents, so they redacted them
and misunderstood them.
The story of Alexander was thestory of conquest, after Jesus'
death and while he was stillaround alive, part of a new
empire that was forming, alive,part of a new empire that was
forming.
So why did this empire form sorapidly?
That's the first real questionanswer, because it's just not

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just another empire.
It was started directly as arevenge of the crucifixion.
Crucifixion occurred in 18, 11,85, and the first crusade, the
first real crusade, occurred in1196.
It's known as the children'scrusade or the third crusade.
The first real crusade occurredin 1196.
It's known as the Children'sCrusade or the Third Crusade in
Western chronology, scaligerian,but it's very interesting that

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it's called that there is aChildren's Crusade at all.
I don't know if you've readabout that one.
It's when a bunch of childrenmarched across Europe and got
captured because they believedin previous crusade values.
What's more realistic than thatridiculous story is that the
previous crusade values.
What's what's more realisticthan that that ridiculous story
is that the first crusadeinvolved the first infantry on
earth.

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What's infantry?
It's a weird word, isn't it?
Because it's like babies,except soldiers.
So who are these baby soldiers?
The baby soldiers are, uh,human giants, the very first
soldiers that the Earth has everseen.
And why are they called infants?
Well, because when they're 20and 30 years old out of their
300-year lifespan, they'reabsolutely still in their

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infancy.
The humans used that word backthen to regard giant, baby-like
humans.
And it was these giantbaby-like humans, maybe with the
fat and puffy faces and lookedvery Asian and stuff.
Very strong, very scary.
They were convinced to do thisrevenge crusade, and it's very
easy to see why they were theyounger giants.
They were full of energy,ideological, they weren't around

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long enough to know about thescary things in life.
One of the scary things is thatthe humans are doing censuses
and raids.
They're just trying to wipe outgiants and build castles.
A lot of belligerent youngergiants said so what?
We'll knock those castles down.
Jesus himself said that hewouldn't destroy the entire
temple in three days and rebuildit in three days.

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Why would Jesus talk like thatunless he was a giant that could
actually build temples thatquickly?
This revenge crusade happenedwith young giants, children's
crusade, and what they?
What they did was they went,they formed an army and went to
istanbul and just attacked thetower, the uh, the gates of
first jerusalem.

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This story is remembered as thetrojan war, as well as the
crusades and fumenko has madethis claim Trojan War, crusades
same story, told by differentcivilizations at different times
.
One of the stories was pushedback into history and the other
one remains where it is,allegedly today, in the 11th
century.
So the reason the Trojan War isthe same story, according to

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Fumenko, was he matched upsignificant points of the story
in the timeline and icons aswell.
The big icon of the Trojan, itstimeline and in icons as well,
the big icon of the Trojan Warwas that it was fought over a
woman again a myth that makes nosense to us.
It's encrypted again.
We just don't understand whatwhat it means.
But when he decrypted, it meansthat they weren't fighting over
a lady named Helen, they werefighting over a religion based

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on Helena, the woman goddess andwhile there isn't a goddess
named Helena, it was at the time, long before it was redacted
into the Greek mythology we knowtoday was an early rival of
Catherine slash Mary.
She was the other woman of thatbattle In the Trojan War.
They don't really tell us aboutthe other woman that caused the

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war, but that's what I'm saying.
It was a war over religion, nota war over women, physical
women.
And when the soldiers of thenew Tartarian Empire attacked
Istanbul or Troy, they weretrying to throw down that new
religion based on monotheismthat put Athena I think it was
as the new goddess associatedwith Dionysus, associated with

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Old Testament mythology, as thegoddess of the religion of
modern day.
So it was old goddess versusnew goddess.
And Mary Catherine wasn't evena goddess, she was just the
mother of Christ, so she was forthat reason remembered as a
holy goddess.
So it's kind of vague andconfusing, but if you see
Fomenko explain this stuff, well, actually it's still very
confusing, but it makes senseand that's the part that really

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got me in the end.
So back to the story.
This giant army attacksJerusalem and they take some 10
years to knock it down and theygo in and they do revenge
against everyone that crucifiedChrist.
This is true in the WesternScaligerian story.
It's just not clear why theCrusaders, a thousand years
years later, would want to takerevenge for something that

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happened long in the past.
But in this story it justhappened 10 years prior and one
of the things they do is theyjust find everyone possibly
responsible for this crucifixion.
They find this guy, judas, whowas paid money to, basically as
an informant.
He didn't really do anythingelse, but they went and they cut
him open and they hung him froma tree.
There's paintings of himdisemboweled.

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It was just revenge.
That's what revenge is.
They crucified a lot of thepriests and stuff at the time
and utterly destroyed monotheism, just ruined it.
It was just driven into theground.
Its adherents scattered and nolonger believing that the Old
Testament God actually hadphysical power to fight in

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modern times, which was one ofthe claims of the priests.
And these giants once againproved that they are superior to
invisible gods.
This also appears in the anime,like Princess Mononoke had that
theme.
You know, destroy all thegiants of the forest and people
will stop believing in them.
That kind of thing it's in ourliterature because it's happened
.
We eliminate all the giants ofthe planet and now we don't have

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anything to believe in.
Now we believe in anything theytell us.
So this crusade event changedreligion significantly,
destroyed monotheism, instilledpolytheism for centuries to come
and with all of their warutility and conscription and
planning for their invasion andeverything, they basically

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started building the means ofthat first empire on Earth,
exactly what the religiouspeople wanted to do in Istanbul
but didn't get the chance to do.
And they build this RusvordEmpire.
The furthest headquarters of theempire was in in moscow and
beyond moscow and saintpetersburg area.
The western europe europeanswere not allowed to go into this

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empire.
It's completely forbidden tothem.
Whereas in in europe um, peoplewere allowed to basically move
around freely however they had,they were subjected to the usury
of the church.
Everyone had to pay taxes tothe church.
So Europe started becoming aplace of decadence, of misery,

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disease, poverty.
And at the exact same time thisRussian Empire in the East was
expanding with all thistechnology and beauty, plenty of
space to live, nooverpopulation problems, no
abuse of church.
There's just this huge, starkcontrast between East and West,
between left and right, and youget this term right, the word

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right, which means the rightside, but also means righteous,
you know, like correct and therighteous right side empire
regarded itself in all ways oflife as the right way of doing
everything and the left side asthe wrong way.
Later on, the word left wasinvented to fill in that gap.
You can see where the wordright comes from In this picture
.
You can see that the Russianempire invaded Europe over and

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over and created sort of gates,locations where Europeans
wouldn't be able to pass backinto Russia.
That's what empires look like.
They have layers of systems ofcontrol, passports.
They invented carrier pigeonsand all that kind of stuff back
then.
So it was a very modern empire.
They had, like a mail serviceand that mail service is the

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exact same mail service we usetoday.
It was never reinvented byanyone, it was just simply
adopted by every empire untilmodern day.
So some of those things arestill there.
It was also known for water,water pipes, aqueducts,
everything the Roman empire wasknown for.
This Russian empire actuallycame up with and invented and
spread everywhere they could.
So things were good for a whileand then you had this bad thing

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happen, this apocalypse,invasion in the 14th century.
So here's paintings of brothelsin Pompeii In Pompeii Sorry,
that's near Italy.
It's a city that was covered bya volcanic eruption at some
point in the past.
And as they're excavating thesesites, they notice that some of

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the giant concrete pillars havemost peculiar shapes phallic
shapes, actually giant penisesand stuff.
They don't know what to make ofPompeii at all, except for that
these must have been brothels,and if they were brothels then
maybe they played a role inessentially how European
religious history went down.

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Me, get get to that.
Let me see where I'm in thetimeline here.
Okay, so the russian empire isforming itself.
They create, like the olympics,the first olympics in the 13th
century.
The idea of olympics ispluralistic.
You know, go out and try tocompete for fun rather than, you
know, compete in warfare.
And you had a lot of giantsback then.
So you see how the o and youhad a lot of giants back then.

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So you see how the Olympicswould make a lot of sense to
sort of test the metal ofdifferent size humans all over
the world.
So, 14th century, this greatexpansion known as the Mongol or
Slavic Russian Horde Empire.
Many of their characters, likeyou said, genghis Khan, were
just some of the Tsars that theyhad over time.
Christ was the first Tsar.
They formed the empire aroundhim.

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Then he had a son that becamethe second Tsar, and another one
the third Tsar, at which pointsomebody poisoned that Tsar's
son and wiped the Christbloodline from European history
entirely.
So there was three kings ofRussia that actually had
Christ's bloodline and theWesterners remember them as the

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three wise men and they say thatthey inexplicably visited
Christ in his grave.
You know, they make up thesestories that make no sense
because they have to fit thesecharacters in there somewhere.
But the three wise men areactually the first three wise
czars of the Russian Empire.
Why?
It's because they chose to betotally different from the
church.
No usury, banning the usury andjust spreading plurality in

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technology.
So things go bad in the 15thcentury, the Ottoman conquest of
Europe, that's where Ottoman,which is the name of the Tsar at
that point, atman, it wasn't ofthe Christ bloodline, it was
being manipulated by the churchat that point, because the
church never disappeared andthey had to sort of respect its
existence.
They still had all thisliterature in the past and, um,

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they're just hoping that thechurch wasn't up to anything
nefarious.
But after a while russiansrealized that they couldn't
trust their church and much oftheir bloody history of last 500
years is mostly religiousgenocides happening back and
forth between the monotheistsand the polytheists in that
region, almost still raginguntil today.

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So the conquest of Europehappened, like I said, because
the church managed to take overthe king bloodline and control
over the kingdom essentially thewhole empire by the 15th
century and started a religiousinvasion of Western Europe.
What they used was a techniquecalled the revelation of the

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method.
It's a very strong, powerfulpsyop technique.
It's been around forever andit's the kind of thing that even
children can come up with inthe schoolyard.
It's really not verycomplicated, but most people
don't understand it.
How powerful it is.
Schoolyard it's really not verycomplicated, but most people
don't understand it.
And how powerful it is.
Revelation of the Methodprovides us with predictive
programming in any way possibleand just tells us what's going

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to happen in the future,predicts events that we're going
to see, and then, when thoseevents finally happen, we're all
sort of flush and ready forthem.
We've either thrown down ouropposition to it and
self-identified as somebody theyneed to remove as an obstacle,
or we've just prepared ourselvesfor it.
That's what Revelation of theMethod is.
And in the 14th century thechurch sent letters to all of

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the regional churches in Europeand Asia and said look, you guys
have sinned in Europe.
You did these brothels, you hadsex on the street.
God has punished you withvenereal disease and we have
never seen venereal diseasebefore.
It is spreading throughout theempire in the 15th century.
We're going to do somethingabout it.
They form the religious crusade, another one.

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There's many crusadesthroughout history, but this one
, the one that happened in the15th century, was formed
specifically to eradicatedisease.
And when they invaded theEuropeans under this plan, the
Revelation Method they toldeveryone that there's going to
be a coming apocalypse.
Let me skip ahead to that parthere.
Yeah, the Bible used to be inCyrillic and it was translated
into Latin, and that's sort ofone of the ways that the church

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gained control over Russianreligion.
Most people didn't know Latin.
Even until modern day.
Most people were not educatedin even Latin-based romance
languages.
They just simply knew vulgar.
So when they translated theBible into Latin, they encrypted
the whole Bible, changed a lotof it and removed it from the
public's eyes.
No one could see it anymore.
That's the Gutenberg Bible.

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And of course this was done inEngland under the Protestants
and of course they wereprotesting that Russian Empire.
When they were doing this, whatthey did was they said look,
there's going to be anapocalypse coming because of the
sinners, and it's going tohappen essentially in 1492, in
that date that they chose.
They chose it because they wantto reverse.

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They meaning the church, thedeep state, the monotheistic
cult that has remainedunderground throughout antiquity
, still trying to get some sortof, you know, a grip on the
human race or species.
And they use this apocalypseplan basically to get everyone
ready for this apocalypse.
To get everyone ready for thisapocalypse.

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And they say anyone that hasleprosy or some kind of disease
is a sinner, and they havedevils inside them and they have
to be purged by fire.
So the invasion starts and thishuge cavalry appears in Europe
and just invades it.
This is probably the mostfrightening event that human

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species had encountered forhundreds of years, when life was
actually pretty good on Earth.
And then this thing happened,this apocalypse invasion.
And you get these horsemen justpeople in clad armor, scary
horns and stuff.
Some of them are pretty big andthe horses have armor and
symbols on them, and they'realways attacking at night.
And this term nightmare is iscreated.

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The nightmare the night horseis the scariest thing that
europeans remember in theirhistory.
Those, those horses, showed upand just started killing
everyone and changed their lifeupside down and they never knew
normal, normal life in europeever again.
What these russian soldiers did,what these crusaders did, was

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they um, they smashed oppositionto um their russian empire.
Of course, the russian empiredidn't just spread easily.
They had a lot of conflict, alot of resistance, but they
smashed all remaining oppositionto it and instilled
christianity throughout europeand said you guys are going to
be worshiping our religion fromnow on, and it's not that jesus
is the son God, that's not whatthey're teaching people, but it
is that Christ is the biggest,most important human in the

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empire.
The first is our and the wisestman and all that kind of stuff.
So they instilled that stuff inEurope and Europe and Europeans
mostly took to it.
That's why I got the Catharsthere and also the Khazars.
Both Cathars and Khazars gettheir name from Catherine or
Katya, from the Russian Empireand they showed up in Europe.

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Like I said, they were laterslaughtered.
So why did that happen.
They're doing what the RussianEmpire wanted and then later on,
some other empire slaughters.
So here's why, during 1492, andI'm sure you know this date
from school they tell us thatColumbus discovered America.
But what really happened wasthe Europeans created these
giant flotillas and, indesperation to escape this

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invasion, boated to the Americasanywhere they could.
Actually, they found a lot ofislands and stuff.
There was no such person asChristopher Columbus, never
existed and there's noliterature for that.
Instead, you got this termChrist's colony.
Christopher Columbus literallytranslates in Latin as columb is
colony, so Christ's colony.

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So they're creating a Christ'scolony in America to escape the
Russians whose religion theywere protesting.
At that point, the Protestantsalready had their own version of
Christianity, one that wasmerged into the monotheism that
they were trying to holdtogether in their underground,
deep state, cultish manner, andthey said look, we'll accept

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Jesus.
After 200 years they finallydid accept Jesus.
And they said look, we'llaccept Jesus After 200 years.
They finally did accept JesusIf big, if everyone agrees that
Jesus is of the King Davidmythical bloodline not just some
Russian, you know, pagan bloodguy, but of the King David line,
and B is the son of God, if youguys want to say that, like
Romans 10, 9 instructs us to,you know, proclaim with your

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mouth that I believe that Jesusis the son of God, you will get
into heaven.
Those kinds of people who tookthat version of the religion,
the one that was stamped out ofexistence, they brought it to
America and it survives here.
There's a lot of reasons whypeople think that America was A
founded by very deeply religiouspeople and, b founded by deep

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state, occultist, illuminatitype people, the same exact type
of people, as a result ofmerging Christianity with
monotheism and bringing allthose old symbols with them.
So 1492, they chose that datebecause the old deep state
empire is trying to plan, overhundreds of years, its
reemergence on Earth and it justsimply wants to go back through

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the timeline, through all theBCs, event by event, and get to
where they used to be in thefuture AD.
At the same point in time, ifyou follow me.
And at this point in time itwas necessary for the deep state
to take as much control as muchthey could with military means,
and they did.
They really sort of conqueredthe world in 1492.

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The Prostans, which were wellunder their control, went to
America and the Russian Empire,which had recently become under
their control.
With the new Greek EasternOrthodox Church that had
recently started to accept Jesusas King David bloodline son of
God, the deep state now finallyhad control over the whole earth
.
From that point on, and since1492, we've seen nothing but

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warfare on earth.
Before then, pretty pluralistic16th century yeah, go for it.

Ari Asulin (44:32):
So what would the current or, I guess, what
they've proposed to be, thecurrent incarnation of the
Catholic Church be then, becausethat's also some deep state.

Saturn stuff.

Ari Asulin (44:44):
So if then there's, the Protestants already had
their version, which is a littledifferent than what we thought.
What would the Catholic Churchcurrently be then?
If they seceded from theRussian Empire as well,
obviously.

Exactly, or was it just all made?

Ari Asulin (44:59):
up.

Well, it sort of was.
We've got to look at things inreverse.
Protestantism came beforeCatholicism.
I know that sounds weird, butCatholicism didn't come into
existence from the Roman Empire.
There was no Roman Empire, andwhen the Catholic church to this
day calls itself the holy romanempire, they're hanging on to
that myth of the roman empire.

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But you can look it up there isno literature connection, no
data or currency or spendingrecords or anything between that
roman empire in history and thecurrent Holy Roman Empire.
So right there, that huge gapof connection and proof is just
a tiny piece of my evidence thatthe whole Catholic Church

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literally came out of nowhere ina catharsis event when these
Europeans, the ones that hadbeen conquered by the Russian
Empire, were reconquered againby Protestantism.
When they're conquered byProtestantism, they were not
going to be redacted intoProtestantism, because

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Protestantism has noheadquarters, no central
authority.
The deep state was always goingto rely on one central location
.
They made that Rome and theychanged it from Russia, and they
had to have a headquarters.
The only reason why Catholicismexists is to subsume all of
that Russian history into itselfand then claim itself to be the

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headquarters of allChristianity on Earth, which it
did for the longest time, theProtestants, if you follow their
actual history.
After they complained in the16th century I think Luther
complained about that Russianchurch allowing people to buy
tickets into heaven and otherthings that the Catholic Church

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was to a T, down to the baptismbelief in Trinity.
All aspects of it, ofdenominational Protestant
Christianity, you will find inCatholicism.
It's the exact same religion.
I'm just trying to stress thispoint because people get really
confused, thinking that they'redifferent religions, that one's
protesting the other.

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If anything, they're bothprotesting this old pagan,
agnostic Christian religionbecause that's what the other,
if anything.
They're both protesting thisold pagan, agnostic christian
religion because that's what thewars show.
Those are the ones that wherepeople killed each other over
religion, and that's the historythat I rely on.
So let's get into a little bit.
The inquisition was um 16thcentury.
That was the event that therussian empire tried to put an

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end to what they, what they sawunruly, unrulable location
Europe.
They're trying to put an end totheir lack of rulability.
They wanted to just get someorder in there and they put an
inquiry to find out why thingswere so bad in Europe.
After the 1492 invasion.
Things were not settled.

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People became extremelyparanoid.
They became prude Christianityis now known for prudeness these
days as they rejectedeverything about their
promiscuous society beforehand.

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The witch hunting era, the, the,the later on dark ages, when
people were very ignorant andwere actually willing to accuse
people in their own village ofsuch things as witchery or or
being, you know, guided by thejinn, you know, or something,
and then burn out the stake likethat's really bad.
You don't want your citizensdoing that if you're an empire.
So they sent their um, theiremissaries, and they did a big
inquisition.
They dragged people into court.

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There wasn't much torturethat's what the protestants like
to remember, um, but reallythere wasn't much.
According to russian history,and this was a very necessary
event because it's either peopleare going to keep getting
burned at the stake and accusedof bullshit, or or there's going
to be some sort of law andorder and police force at some
point.
It's a choice between one orthe other.
So Inquisition was necessary.

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It wasn't that violent and theReformation remembers it
completely differently from whatit was.
The Reformation prefers to seeit as an extremely violent event
and that these dark ages of the16th century were basically.
They're called dark becausenobody knew the truth of any
were basically uh, they'recalled dark because nobody knew
the truth of any religion.
They're only saying thatbecause the protestants

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themselves were not gnostic,they were agnostic.
They were willing to follow thereligion without knowing
anything about it.
And then the reformation wenton later on to remove, erase
everything about the russianempire, everything that was in
literature.
If you look up the rest of theReformation, what it entails
essentially is at every level ofour society, from literature,

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arts, knowledge and science,math and language the
Reformation just erased the oldand brought something new in New
types of paintings, new typesof music, concentrating on
modern, contemporary things nomore gods, no more mythology, no
more origin story of how we gothere, no more knowledge of any
kind.
And now we're making paintingsof lakes and trees and ducks and

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people and stuff.
So that was the Reformation.
It was a deliberate attempt toerase everything that Russian
Empire used to have and it washappening within Europe and the
Russians couldn't do anythingabout this kind of resistance.
This was very sort ofgrassroots and the most
significant movement within thegrassroots Western Europe

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Reformation was the Jesuits.
Jesuits have left their mark onthis planet in every location.
They start at this point in the14th century sorry 16th century
.
Now they start theirpilgrimages all over the planet.
They go to Sri Lanka and theydiscover Buddhism.
They go to America and they tryto convert the Native Americans
into praying Indians.

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And they go to Egypt and theytry to tell the Egyptians under
Napoleon.
Later on, well before Napoleonshows up, they try to tell the
Egyptians that their OldTestament God has shown up again
and they build the Sphinx.
I believe the Jesuits builtthat Sphinx and the Egyptians
had no choice.
They said well, it looks likeour old literature says that

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this Osiris character used to beour God and the Jesuits are
saying that the god is now back.
We have to obey the Jesuits now.
Right, it was a very tricky,simple technique that the
Jesuits used everywhere theywent, redacting existing
mythology of the locals knowingall about it because they had
all that Russian literaturewhich spread it all in the first

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place and twisting it around sothat everyone's worshiping the
monotheistic God and itsSavior's Son by many names.
So the Jesuits, they're the realreason for a Catholic church
existing.
They're the ones who refused togive in to the Protestant
autonomy and made sure thateverything had a headquarters

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and an order, a military order,especially in Spain and Italy.
And 1523, they make theirpilgrimage to Palestine and they
say, look, we found a ruins ofan old temple.
We think it's Jerusalem 1, youknow just the way it's
identified.
They're the ones who found it.
The problem is that they had toactually walk through Turkey to
get to Palestine from Europe,and they literally walked

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through the ruins of ancientJerusalem in Turkey.
They didn't even identify themor recognize them.
So the Jesuits pilgrimage.
Pilgrimage used to be a verycommon thing.
Everyone used to go to Mecca inRussia.
It used to be natural.
But the Jesuits turnedpilgrimage into this other thing
.
It was an act of faith.
Walk past these ruins, don'tstop there and, don't you know,
listen to the religions of thatarea and go to Palestine and

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then tell those people that youfound Jerusalem.
It's a mission, it has amilitary aspect to it, it has
intelligence gathering, all thatkind of stuff, and through this
Jesuit mission we're able tostart convincing Western
Protestants and Catholics thatJerusalem was in Palestine and
not in Russia.
This is how the Jesuitssubsumed, one after another, all
of the Russian locations intotheir new religion and relocated

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them into different locations.
The Holy Inquisition that's thelater one has a lot more to do
with the later reports that wegot about the Inquisition, where
they're torching people,torquemada and all that kind of
stuff.
I won't get into that too much,but yes, this is where the
Russian Empire and the EasternEuropean Empire, its vassal
states, essentially start doingthings they really shouldn't do.

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They're starting to go afterpeople for their religion and
prosecute them and we starthearing of pogroms I think I
pronounced that correctlyagainst the Jews.
Pogroms, pogroms.
I'm sorry I got I got thatwrong.
Okay, so pogroms against jewsor anyone who was monotheistic
at the time.
Yeah, so europe became a veryplay.
Like I said, the jews aregetting wiped out, the catholic

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christians were getting wipedout.
Um, and this one.
This one really got to mebecause uh in, uh in one one
piece of literature I wasreading this uh, languedoc
knight, this crusader knight,actually went to south South
France in order to kill theCathars and he basically said we
cannot, we've been reared intheir mists, we have relatives
among them and we see themliving lives of perfection.

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It was very hard to wipe outthe Cathars because they have
all these high living standardsthat they got from that Russian
Empire and even the crusadersordered to kill them were sort
of stalled by them and didn'twant to do it.
So that was the Catharsuppression.
You can look that up as verybloody, violent time and it

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eliminated the remaining GnosticChristianity from Europe, from
the world really, and that wasthe last time we saw the
original Christians anywhere.
After that it was just theJesuit version of Catholicism.
Later on the Jesuits reachedAfrica.
There's the Khazars, like I said, that Khazar rebellion, which a
lot of people think the Khazarsare where the Jews come from.
They don't really knowotherwise when those Eastern

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Jews mentioned in World War IIcame from, the Yiddish
specifically.
The Khazar Empire was just onepiece of the puzzle, one small
piece of that Russian HordeEmpire, and Khazar happens to be
Ukraine today, modern-dayUkraine, which, as I mentioned
earlier, has Crimea in thecenter of it.
So the Khazars named afterCatherine were in the location

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where Catherine slash Mary, themother of Christ, was buried,
and the Khazars all believed inthat religion until they were
also wiped out.
Then the Romanov dynastiesappear, which in the 16th
century the Romanovs are thatbloodline that was not of the
Christ bloodline.
They had intermarried a lot,but the Romanovs were of Western

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European descent and they hadessentially infiltrated the
Russian Empire.
They did all kinds of horribleevents where they ordered the
generals of all the armies ofRussia to be assassinated, much
like was depicted in Star WarsEpisode III, when all the Jedis
are killed.
All these stories are actuallyredacted from old Russian
history Very sad stories, andtheir original versions are much

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sadder than all of the redactedversions we see today.
A lot of these stories wereentered into the Bible, even the
ancient Old Testament Bible,the one that Jews consider to be
unchanged for over 3,000 yearsfor the most part, and the book
of Judith, specifically Jews.
I remember being taught inJewish school that that is a

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very ancient story, but actuallyFomenko points out that this is
a story that happened in the16th century when Esther also
known as Judith by the otherside of the empire, the other
side of the war convinced thehead of the Russian empire to
not wipe out the Jews.
That's essentially the head ofthe Russian Empire to not wipe
out the Jews.
That's essentially the story ofEsther and Purim.

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It's been so long since I didthese holidays.
Purim, we basically have thisholiday in Judaism where we
remember this woman who savedthe Jews by convincing the king
to not slaughter them.
Yeah, this happened in Russianhistory and it was pushed way
back into ancient antiquity whenthey created that Old Testament
Latin Bible.
Simply because the Protestantsslash Jesuits did not want the

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Russians getting credit for anyof these histories, they're
erasing the Russians.
Gregorian calendar shows up,makes adjustment to the days of
the calendar.
Looks like it's been fixed forhundreds of years now and it's
not going to change.
So they set it to 365 days, butthey also set the date and they
changed that letter I iota intoa thousand, and so by setting

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the date, the Gregorian calendaractually adds a thousand years
into the timeline that weren'tthere before and also removes
the lunar calendar.
In the 16th century, you knowwe could have a lunar calendar
today, and in Judaism weactually do still have a solar
lunar calendar.
I remember on the wall I wouldsee that there's the moon months
and the sun months essentiallyon the calendar.

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Very cool stuff.
But this Gregorian calendarjust erased it.
You know we're not going to dodo that anymore.
13 months made it exactly of 28days.
You know it sounds great, right, we should do that.
We shouldn't name the themonths after roman names and
stuff.
We should name them afternature, like the french did that
kind of thing.
But that's beside the point.
So the protestants areredacting everything and

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literally erasing calendars.
The romanovs rise to power inthe 17th century and they
basically start this huge warwith Istanbul and they break up
this Hordean Empire.
The Hordean Empire, which usedto spread throughout the planet,
is now at war with itself,between its Muslim counterpart

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in Istanbul and its Christiancounterpart in Russia and its
Christian counterpart in Russia,and the war lasts 300 years,
starting 17th century, allcaused by the Romanovs and their
weird alliances that they maketheir dynasty.
This is the point when theempire basically falls apart.
However, they still have allthese coins all over the world.
You can find them all over theworld.
They left their coins and theirneoclassic architecture all

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over the place.
You can see on these coins herethat's a star in the crescent.
Right, there's a star.
A lot of people think thatmeans the moon and the sun, but
since when does the sun appearinside the moon?
Since never.
So the star in the crescent wasa different event.
The star, like I said earlierin the last interview, that's

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Venus.
In the golden age, you gotSaturn, venus and Mars looking
down at Earth, stuck in theNorth Pole at all times, and as
the day is rotated, one side ofSaturn would light up and it
would become a crescent.
So you got a star and crescent,and the Russian Horde Empire
simply remembered these images.
It was that Protestant Empirethat didn't know what they meant

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, and to this day we stillaren't sure exactly what they
mean.
So yeah, deep State Erases allRussian history from their
chronology.
This is when the Jews come intopublic life.
Until this point, the Jews,monotheists, the Saturn
worshippers and all of thepeople that were aligned with
that Old Testament religion theywere underground until now, and

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with this conflict of theChristian empire, they emerged
in the center of it, in chargeof it.
And now, from this point on,everyone, instead of blaming the
Tsar for all of their troubles,will start blaming the Jews,
knowing that they're in chargeof Russia, and for 300 years.
You got the pogroms occurringin Russia, where it's either the

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Jews are getting wiped out orthe Jews are causing other
people to be wiped out.
That's their horrible civil warin history In England.
You got civil war there too, asthe Russian Empire has lost all
its control and they leftbehind all these gold changers,
these bankers who are basicallyrunning things there.

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None of the Protestants know howto create gold.
The phosphorus stone.
I'll tell you right now.
It's made of phosphorus andmercury.
You treat those two elementstogether.
You can make gold and you canmake silver.
If this knowledge was evercommonplace, the gold standard
would disappear and gold-backedcurrencies and gold assets
anything called precious metalswould plummet in value overnight

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.
So this is one of the mostclosely held secrets on this
planet.
The periodic table, the one weall are forced to learn in
school, shows gold as a periodicelement, as a atomic element
that cannot be created, andthat's just not true.
There are other elements thatcan create gold, and gold can
also be destroyed, which hasbeen recently proven as the

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empire breaks apart, and thisempire which was able to make as
much gold as it wanted.
They designed entire goldencities in america, especially
south south america and central.
They had gold on the top of themosques and, um, they buried
tons of gold artifacts in graves.
But with the break of empire,all these locations became
targets for grave robbers,because the Westerners saw gold

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as a value and gold became thestandard of currency, absent of
an empire.
So let's skip ahead, because Iknow we don't have much time
left.
Yeah, the deep state targetsthe independent banks of England
and wipes them out.
There's this terrible plaguethat occurs in England, and then
the fire of London, and thenthis giant comet which scares
the shit out of people.
I'm not going to get into it,but all these crazy events in

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London act to sort of suppressthe rebellion and enforce the
deep state's control over Londonand London becomes a
headquarters of a deep statefrom then on.
Rex Bellator plan I'll get intothat quickly.
Rex Bellator means in latinwarrior king, and it's also
known it's also otherwise knownas the anti-christ.
The reason the rex bellatorplan even exists is after the

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deep state was defeated by,essentially, christ and his
empire.
They didn't know how to fightback against an empire like this
, so they decided to just comeup with their own, like I said,
the prostitutory version.
And they had to come up with aleader that heads the whole
thing, somebody that's just likeChrist but will do what they
tell him to do Antichrist.
And so they came up with thisRex Bellator plan.

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It literally means aunification of all religious
military orders of the earthunder a Rex Bellator, warrior
king, which by definition has tobe widowed or single.
This is a man, not a woman,cannot be married, cannot have
somebody in his life.
That's going to tell him, oh,don't go slaughter those people,
or oh, you don't really thinkyou're the son of God, do you?

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But this Rex Bellator planappears over and over throughout
history.
Napoleon was Rex Bellator,absolutely.
His wife didn't give him anykids.
Hitler was Rex Bellator.
His wife shot herself in thechest.
She didn't want to be marriedto him.
Zelensky is a Rex Bellatorbecause his wife isn't even
Ukrainian, she's Jewish, she'san Israeli citizen, so she

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doesn't care what he does.
Israeli women are sort ofmilitaristic.
Anyway, they've got to beconscribed into the army.
So rex bellator is a deepstate's plan to unify everyone.
Obama too.
You know brock obama was rexbellator um.
If the rumors about him aretrue, and this was simply their
antichrist plan.
They had to have, they had tohave a leader.
When they take over the world,they have to have somebody to
blame for everything thathappens.

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They can't can't just beblaming the jew and stuff and
they can't reveal themselves asa deep state.
They are deep because they'reremaining hidden.
They're trying to hidethemselves.

Ari Asulin (01:04:10):
So they kind of do a controlled op and let a leader
come to power and basically feedthem, feed them a false
illusion that they are in powerand kind of use them and mislead
them.

"Headhunter" Higgins (01:04:21):
Right.
Why else would Napoleon becomethe Holy Roman Empire Sorry, the
Holy Catholic Empire Emperor,sorry Emperor in 1806 or
whenever he was coronated, likethe Holy Emperor?
You know when do you get thatkind of authority from?
It's because they were alltelling him that he has like
ties to gods and stuff.

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They're trying to build up hisego.
So, yeah, this is a simpletrick that works on people.
You know, it's not it.
You don't have to search veryhard to find some guy out there,
some useful idiot that'swilling to um, to believe in
these kinds of things.
So the rex spell tour plan,like I said, keeps appearing.
Second apocalypse I'll get intoreally quickly.
That was in the year six, uh66,which, like I said, if you

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remove the I, then it was just666.
It wasn't the year 1666.
Proceeding this date of 666,there was a great comet.
We showed up in the sky.
Who knows why.
I only speculate as to why thetiming is crazy.
But then there's a great plague1665 of London.
And then, finally, 66.
On September 6th, london burnsto the ground.

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So since this date and sincethe calendar was 666, all the
Christians of Europe regard thisnumber as a sign of the devil.
The devil destroyed London onthat day and in modern times
they say 1666, so nobody has anyreason to associate that date
anymore.
A bunch of other stuff happens,a lot of consolidation, like I

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said, of religious orders, theold orders of Solomon, king
Solomon, the first king of theJews.
Sol means son, so Solomonreally means son king, and
Christ was the son king becausehe was the first human king
after the Sun.
Savior appeared, the firstperson that was compared to the
Sun in all those ways.

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So King Solomon is just anotherversion of Christ, the first
Tsar of Russia.
Let's see Deep State Solidates,central Banking.
They know exactly what they'redoing when they're setting up
all this world domination.
Now, this is where my timelineends, because even if Fumanko
says the last 200 years ofhistory has been completely

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hidden from us, we're notallowed to know about that part
of history at all.
He blames one particular authorin Russia.
This one guy he says actuallyhad access to 19th, 20th century
Russian literature and refusedto allow anyone else full access
to it.
And he blames this one guy fornot being able to complete his

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own new chronology timeline.
He doesn't have any reason whythis might be the case.
But since that's where histimeline ends.
I've gone on and speculated asto why this 19th century
essentially blip now exists.
There's a theory out therecalled the mud flood event.
Have you guys heard of mudflood?
Yeah, of course.

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Okay, mud flood allegedly 19thcentury is when it occurred and
nobody's really sure exactly whyit happened, but there's just
so much evidence of it happening.
There's mud in places wherethere shouldn't be raising the
level of the buildings, thelevel of the ground around the
buildings, sometimes entirestories.
There's one tower in Salt LakeCity that is buried like five or

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six levels down into the ground.
There's no explanation for this, aside that there was a mud
flood event sometime in our pastand we don't know why it
happened.
So, um, I have another articlecalled the mud flood energetic
event hypothesis and I believethat, for geopolitical reasons,
there was a cataclysmic event inrecent times in 19th century

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that was completely human cost.
It wasn't just some asteroid,you know, coming by in bad luck
or something, and it wasdirectly a result of the 1812
war, which was the napoleonicwars, which once again the deep
state tries to destroy.
Russia builds it, raise a hugearmy and they go there and they
lose 600 000 soldiers and theyfail to accomplish anything.

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The russians are very clever.
To destroy their own kremlin,they raised it to the ground.
It took me a long time toaccept that they would want to
do this, but they knew that theFrench would turn it into a
brothel and they wanted a chanceto take all of their holy texts
and scatter it throughoutSiberia, which is the only
reason that any of this stuffsurvived.
I actually have this book.
Usa has issues with 18th centurymaps because the maps changed

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in the 19th century.
Suddenly we have differentlooking maps of earth.
One change there's no greatbearing straight anymore, it's
just gone.
One change is there's a grandcanyon in the middle of western
america that wasn't there before, that the spanish explorers did
not see.
When they crossed the riogrande, they didn't see a grand

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canyon.
There's the himalayan Mountains, which appear in no Russian
Tartaria maps anywhere.
It can go on all day.
There's New Zealand, which isan entire continent that was
created out of nowhere, and anold continent called Zealandia,
with literature references,which no longer exists.
You know just weird stuff thathappened in the 19th century

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that isn't well explained andit's called the great reset and
the mud flood events.
So what do, I think happensvery simply in the mud flood
events you have.
Let's skip ahead to one picturein particular, because a lot of
this are explained already.
One thing that if you, if youfollowed my other stuff, you'll
know that I believe that marsalways had human life in it
since antiquity and it was justforgotten since all the planets

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went into their final orbits andall the old cataclysm was
redacted by religious people.
But the humans on Mars arealways there and they make up a
big chunk of that deep statetrying to rule Earth out of
necessity.
They don't have much resourcesthere and they have trouble with
reproduction and stuff.
So Mars needs stuff from Earth.
They need women, they need food, water, you name it.

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And they were getting that withtheir clandestine religious
control over Earth, running allthe churches, using telepaths to
appear as saints in front ofpriests and say I have a mission
for you or I have someknowledge or something to share.
That kind of clandestinecontrol made humans on earth
believe that the spirits andgods they were speaking to in

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churches was actually just Godand angels, when actually these
were just humans on Mars inchurches up there just doing
telepathy, nothing more thantelepathy, something that they
actually are way better at thanwe are.
So when this event, essentiallywhen this reset happens, no
other, I can't find any otherexplanation except that Mars

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attacked us, that they neverreally had a reason to before,
that they knew that theywouldn't be able to get away
with it, that they knew that itwould be devastating for
themselves, that attacking uswould also destroy all of their
supplies that they're gettingand probably a good chunk of
their surface, which is kind ofhard to understand why that
would be because we believe inconventional warfare and

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hypothetical nuclear bombs.
We're taught all this fakestuff about, about war, but the
real war is electromagneticwarfare, lasers, and when you,
when you build a giant laser andyou shoot another planet, that
energy is going to go directlyto the closest planet nearby.
It's not going to go in astraight line in space and it's
going to hit that planet, chargeup energy and then there's

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going to be a reaction of energyflying back towards Mars and
destroying its surface.
This isn't some light eventthat they chose to do willingly.
First thing they had to do wasthey had to enslave the
population of Mars.
They did this simply bybuilding all these cities
throughout the planet.
And they have a Mars article aswell where I go into great
detail about how, in the 19thcentury, many observers saw

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especially Lowell saw the canalson Mars and that the canals
were completely unnatural shapes.
They were deliberate shapesmade to spread water across the
southern hemisphere of Mars andto control Mars.
All they had to do was turn offthe water.
It's really simple.
So easy is it to take overcontrol over Mars, but it's much
harder to control Earth.
And when they sent Napoleon totake out Russia, when he failed,

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it meant that the Russians werenow in a position to take over
the Earth again and the deepstate was about to be wiped out
again forever.
They had no choice but to dotheir last backup plan to
destroy all the locations onEarth where the Russian Empire
existed and had strength,specifically Siberia.

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If you look at a map today ofSiberia, you'll see that it's
mostly a wasteland.
It has big holes in the groundforming and giant fires flying
out of them.
Nobody knows what to make ofthis Siberian location.
Extremely low temperatures andhot in some places.
Below Siberia, there's theTibetan Peninsula, a place that
also never showed up in someplaces, and below Siberia,

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there's the Tibetan Peninsula, aplace that also never showed up
in old maps, and it looks likejust a completely
lightning-scarred region ofEarth where this Tartarian
Russian Empire once existed, andnow it's just rock, if I'm
right.
If the Martians hit us with alaser, as ridiculous as it
sounds, they wouldn't have beenable to get away with it.
It would just be an eventthat's just so remembered.
So instead of trying to hidethat, they destroyed the Russian

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Empire.
They destroyed Christianity.
They destroyed all of the oldlocations of Mecca, egypt and
Palestine, you name it.
So now that's settled.
Now they have to solve thiswhole new problem they created
how do you hide the existence ofaliens right here in our solar
system?
And starting from the 20thcentury, from my favorite book,

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War of the Worlds, written in1889, I believe it was the first
science fiction ever published.
It's not really a sciencefiction, though.
It's a real event, and the onlyreason why we even call it
science fiction was because theytold us.
They said it's fiction, it's inthe fiction category on every
library on earth, and if youbelieve it, they're going to

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start laughing at you, they'regoing to mock you.
At first this wasn't a bigissue, but later on, in the 60s
people were starting toespecially with the hippies and
stuff.
People are starting to look upold stuff a lot more and they're
willing to believe in it.
So the Deep State acted againand they created a lot of
cartoons mocking Martian life.
One of the most obvious one waswhen Daffy Duck, who was not a

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very common or well-knowncharacter at all, didn't have
much history in late 50s.
He has an episode where he goesto mars and meets marvin the
marsh.
It's like one of the firstthings that daffy duck ever does
and it's like why the hellwould they choose to do that?
They, you know as a cartoonthing.
I mean it's misleading kids onso many levels, making them

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think they can just jump in arocket and go into space anytime
you want and all kinds of stuff.
I certainly believe that when Iwas a kid.
So they did this to set up thismocking thing, to sort of just
mock anyone that gets ever closeto this history, and at some
point they just go ahead andthey just tell us the history.
I remember one particularepisode in the simpsons where
the aliens hid themselves as twopoliticians.
I think it was like al gore andand or boble and something.

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And then at the end of themovie episode they they zip and
they say, ha ha, it's really us.
And the people are like, oh no,what are we going to do?
Let's vote for third party.
And they're like throw yourvote away.
Ha ha, they make a joke of it.
Right, but it's not what wewant.

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And then what do they do in theepisode?
They enslave the human race,they force everyone to build a
giant laser and they aim it atanother planet.
I mean, this happened in thesimpsons in a halloween episode,
and I can't imagine thatthey're doing this for any other
reason.
I mean, it's hilarious and it'sgenius if it's purely comedy,
but in the end I can't imaginethat they go through all this
effort and all these showsunless they're doing it
deliberately, to predictivelyprogram all of us to basically

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react an exact certain way,specific way, when we finally
hear these claims exact kind ofclaims I'm here making about
martians and lasers.
We've already heard all of thisstuff.
We've seen that stupid marsattacks movie, right, and
they're destroyed with withmusic and stuff and it's just
like a big joke now so simpsonsget a lot of things right yeah,

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they have a lot of predictiveprogramming in there and they
predict events like 9-11 whichjust should not have been within
their power to do so.
Uh, yeah, that's where I'mbasically done.
I'm still working on mytimeline.
I'm done with Fumienko.
He is nothing about the lasttwo centuries and I don't have
anyone else.
Yet I haven't found a goodartist or author that can
explain any of this mud floodstuff.

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It's completely hypotheticalright now, and the people who do
explain it tend to believe inwhat I call controlled
opposition belief systems likeFlat.
Who do explain it tend tobelieve in what I call
controlled opposition beliefsystems, like flat earth or
ancient aliens coming back tomine the earth for resources and
accidentally destroying citiesand and like that.
It's very clever and andinteresting, but every single
one of those authors believes insomething like that and I would

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prefer a theory that's moregrounded in human history.
It doesn't involve things liketime travel and impotent aliens
or Anunnaki gods who are alsoall powerful, just anything
that's a red herring.

He did not talk about the mud flood itself, did
he?
No, that's what he thought wasthe unknown 200 years.

Yeah, I think if he basically got access
to those documents, he mighthave suggested that the whole
century needs to be looked atagain, Like there's something
weird about that century basedon his documents not even based
on the stuff that we're talkingabout, like the orphan trains
and the reset cities and all ofthat tremendous literature in
the mud flood topic is soconvincing.
And yet Fumienko didn't use anyof that hypothetical stuff.

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He just stuck to math and noone accepted timelines.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:18:06):
that's why I like him maybe later on down the
road we'll do a part three.

Thank you so much, dude yeah, yeah, I
think we should do a part three.
This is a good stopping pointactually that's a great timeline
.

Honestly, you keep saying, like you know, it's
confusing.
It is a little confusing but alot of it lines up with other
information that I've you knowcome across and it definitely is
a vital like puzzle piece.
You've done a great job thankyou a lot of it is deep, like
you gotta.

You gotta know your stuff to even really
take it in yeah, you gotta sortof own it and just love it and
just become, become it.
You gotta become obsessed andabsorbed, all those things you
know oh yeah, your website isParadigm Threat.
Yeah, ParadigmThreatnet.
That's where you'll find mysite, chat server, video server,
all the stuff that I put up.

Can't wait to take a deeper look at it, definitely.

Yeah, thank you so much, Really
appreciate it, guys.
I will see you guys next time.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:18:59):
Jesus was a Sasquatch.

And a giant, and he was Genghis Khan and he was the
first king of Russia.
You heard it from Ari.
You gotta check out his site,as do I, and dig a little deeper
.
The puzzle pieces he brings areextremely interesting.
He's smart, he's well spoken,you can tell he's looked into a
lot of stuff, and I would justlike to know a little bit more
about how he came to some ofthese conclusions.

(01:19:23):
If we have him back on, that's,what I would like to ask is
like where some of the info camefrom, because you and I are, uh
, you know, no novices in thisand we've talked to some crazy
folks with some wild stuff tosay, and I've never heard a lot
of the stuff he said.
So I I imagined a lot of it wasnew to you as well oh, no doubt
, I think a lot of it came fromthat that guy.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:19:43):
He kept quoting the russian yeah I think most of
his uh work or most of ari'swork is kind of based on his,
and I don't know too much, but Iknow that that guy has largely
been um, I don't want to saydebunked, but largely uh, the
scientific community doesn'treally think he really knows

(01:20:06):
what he was doing.
So I don't know, maybe he'sright.
That doesn't mean he's wrong,but who knows?
I mean some of his shit seemstoo hard for me to believe.
But then you know, some of itit's like makes me really wonder
.
Like I said last episode withthe architecture, why don't we
build like that anymore?
You know, and it's weird.
The only thing that that getsme is like okay, so you mean,

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these people came to every smalllittle town like sandwich
illinois, and they built thecity hall like that, like that's
.
The only thing that gets me islike you mean to tell me they
came on the river.

Huh, get on the river I mean it's close to close
to river, but I believe it,then whoever was running these
old buildings and commissioningthem and doing the old
civilization made it, came byboat and sailed through, because
there's a lot of these, uh,super cities or whatever.
The high architecture placesare usually pretty close to like

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water or a bay or a lake or ariver or something.
So, I could see that.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:21:10):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Because I know there's a couple other in
Illinois that have that too andyou would think, like what?
That makes no sense.
But if there's a nicetraversable river it would make
sense.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:21:18):
No, that makes sense.
I didn't even think about thatreally, but makes sense.
I didn't even think about thatreally.
But yeah, we're pretty close.
I mean we're not super close tothe fox river but there's a lot
of city hall is a tar tyrantlooking building.
I just honestly I just saidthat as an example.
But I know here in plano, whichwe border sandwich, in downtown
plano, we have a bunch of crazylooking fucking old

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architecture downtown and I meanwe're not super close to a
river but we're close to a bunchof smaller like um, what do
they call them?

like tributaries that connect to major waterways,
that connect to the river youknow, what I'm saying, so I
don't know who knows bro all Iknow is uh, he gave me a little
bit better understanding with,like, the warring religions, and
I was obviously a littleconfused with well, the
Protestants are the Jews, or theProtestants are the pagans and

(01:22:15):
the Catholics are also thepagans, and then the?
No wait, the Protestants arethe monotheists, and then the
Catholics are the Jews and thepagans.
No wait, the Protestants arethe monotheists, and then the
Catholics are the Jews and thepagans.
For real, though, there is somuch interplay and overlap
between all them on purpose, sothat they could, you know, not
be tied down to any one group orethnicity or religion or

(01:22:37):
faction, like the shadowgovernment or the bloodlines or
whatever is all-encompassing ina way.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:22:43):
I don't know anything about the bible.
Really I should know, I don't Imean, I know very minimal shit,
you know, but for sure, either.

It definitely is.
But uh, some of his stuff wasbiblical and some of his stuff
was more like hidden history,timeline, like deception, and I
think that that's real.
It's clear to me that somestuff of our history is like
totally fake or added in ortaken out and who knows dude,
fabricated entirely makes youwonder what, what is and what

(01:23:18):
isn't, you know.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:23:20):
And well, it's totally not related so I won't
even go into it, buteverything's a psyop nowadays
and that was thousands of years,it seems.
If what ari says is true, yeah,then every, everything
literally is all right.
Well, shit, give us the fivestar reviews like share.

Follow us on social media youtube, instagram.
Two truth seekers x two truthseekers.
I'm Headhunter Higgins, he'sSawbuck Mike.

"$awbuck" Mike (01:23:46):
Stay away from pedophiles.
Guitar solo.
Thank you.

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