Ep.61 - The Potato Chips - DRAFT SPECIAL!!! - Conversational Humor - An Improv Comedy Hour

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I freaking love our podcast. I'm so hungry right now.
I assumed his name was Darth Virgin.
Come on, you're talking dirty tome right now.
She's like, what do you got in your mouth?
And I got a fruit by the foot, hanging halfway down to my lap.
I like to eat my calories, not drink them.

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Alright, hello, hello and welcome back to episode 61 of
Conversational Humor with Pun and Ball Rock.
This is Pun across from me. Do you know what we should do?
What's up? We should just freestyle bat.
We should just battle rap. That's like one thing.
Can you do it? Grabbing and stabbing and no, I
absolutely. One thing I cannot do whenever I
tried a freestyle rap. Have you ever tried?

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No, I just did. Yeah.
And I said grabbing em and stabbing em you.
Know what I end up doing? I just end up rhyming the days
of the week, yeah. Today's.
Monday. Can't wait till Friday.
Yeah, we can't do. That I stole that joke from my
cousin Mike. We were at a piano bar in
downtown Ipsy and he just grabbed some guy in the street
and was like let's let's rap battle and started yelling the
days of the week in his face. I was like dude, they only rhyme

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'cause they all end in the word day.
Well, we, we have headphones on,we have microphones and I'm
wearing a hoodie from work and the hood is over my head 'cause
I'm freezing cold. So I I feel that only because
it's cold outside, not 'cause it's cold in here.
But I feel like Eminem right now.
Name. I had to turn the heat down
because this Studio 2 can turn into a hot box sometimes.

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Pun and I leave and we're sweating through our clothes.
Like wait, just got done with a gym sesh and I'm ball rock.
As you know, today is Friday. Hi, guys.
That's what I think I was supposed to.
Say today's Friday, December the20th of 2024 and we're going to
be talking the potato chips draft special.
There is a Topanga. There I just wrote here there is

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a Topanga. And for people who don't know
what a Topanga is. Yeah, it's good to recap.
That Topanga is obviously from Boy Meets World Topanga, but we
did ATV show Babe draft and clearly every guy on earth
that's our age would pick Topanga number one.
So if there's a glaring #1 we call it a Topanga.
We were teasing that episode forthe longest time and Pun just

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took the term and started running, with the best thing
being the Topanga. And I'm like, 'cause all of our
shows have transcripts on Spotify, so her name shows up
and shows up and I'm like. I wonder if please get noticed
by if she gets notified. Please.
Could you imagine if I come waltz in in here with Topanga
one day? And you're like, hey, you've
heard of us. She's like, actually, I heard of
you a long time ago. Not a fan.
Yeah, it sucks. Your podcast kind of sucks.

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There is a Topanga I I put on here, though.
This isn't the Topanga, but I put on here because this might
be a Topanga if it weren't for the cheese stuff that gets on
your fingers. We talked about this a couple
weeks ago. I don't remember why.
And I said I want to go on. I want to go on Shark Tank
because I invented something called the Cheese Puff Fork.
And I'll be like, hi, sharks. I'm looking for $500,000
investment for a 3% share. What you got?

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And I just start eating cheese puffs on the bag Fork.
It's just a normal fork. It's just a fork.
It's. Just a plastic fork.
Be sure to click Subscribe in the notification bell.
Oh, we got to give a shout out to Lauren's sister, Jackie.
Yeah, she's been listening. She said she loves us.
Jackie's her name. Jackie's her name, she said.
She thinks you're the funniest. I'm just, I'm dead weight.
I'm just dragging along. Well, you know, I always knew

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Jackie knew what she was talkingabout.
Sounds like she's got some classon her, that Jackie Jackie.
Woo, Jackie, if you could leave us a five star if you have not
already. Yeah, I think she has.
We've gotten a few new five stars lately.
OK, Welcome to the podcast family, Jackie.
That shows how much I pay attention.
Andy, text me today. Like, hey, although you guys
should know how hard he works, like this guy loves this.
He works hard. He's like, hey, I got the show

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doc done. I got this done.
What are you doing? I'm like, I'm watching a
miniseries about Chernobyl. It's getting ready to get the
comedic juices rolling. Nothing says comedic juice is
quite like a nuclear waste disaster.
Did you see that you didn't see?The HBO I didn't see, That's the
one. It's like really good.
Never heard one bad thing about it.

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Everybody says it's fantastic. It's spooky.
Probably the best one season, like single season miniseries is
like the ones that pop in my head is that.
And then there was also one on HBO called The Night Of.
Did you ever see that? One I did not.
Spectacular. Pause.
We are live on the podcast rightnow.
This better be important. I love you.

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I love you too, Pawn. I'm going to keep that in just
your I love you and me saying I love you too.
I'm going. To clip everything else out.
I don't care if you. Keep it.
Take a phone call. No, we.
Yeah, it was a business agent. We can hear your daughter right
through the. Microphone big big sponsorship
deal. You can find us everywhere

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podcast can be found. I was going to say, remember,
you can leave us a voicemail, but I got a message from German
Martin this week. He said Andy.
Actually, he just says Andy. So I put I put the accent in
there. Yep, Yep.
Yep. He said.
Andy, I am feeling very much pressured to leave a voicemail
now. Puns got a mouthful.

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I was trying to take a drink. But then he said he doesn't know
how. So I looked into trying to do it
myself and I also simply don't know how.
Really, it's not easy. If a friend of the pods out
there are smarter than me. Does anybody know how to operate
a telephone? Maybe you have to have Spotify
Premium. Is anybody?
Old standard. Alexander Graham Bell when you
need them. I remember getting our first

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cordless phone. I was like on cloud 9.
Ohh yeah. And and why?
Because I was in the 6th grade or something or 5th grade and
all I did was call Russo and like, watch Growing Pains with
him on the phone. Yeah, we didn't really use the
phone. The Simpsons Probably a better
joke with The Simpsons. Mama Baylaw got it just so she
could throw throw it at you if you had.
Oh yeah. We we all knew every kid in the
80s knew the distance that the foreign.

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Home board could reach. Your mom started chasing you and
you knew you had to get outside that.
Radio. I was a chubby little shit so I
couldn't go very far. Pawn was knocked out several
times and only his legs in the circle.
Well, I was like, why do you tryto run?
You don't go anywhere. Also, make sure to share
episodes. I asked Pun if he could go back
on Facebook for a day. He got off Facebook during

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election season and just blast our podcast out to people.
Because I think we lost all of Pun's listeners.
I'm not sure. Probably we're missing about 50
people on the daily. I mean, you don't know what
pisses. Me off.
You don't know what pisses me off.
It pisses me off. You know how much I get made fun
of from people that don't listento They go another white dude
with the podcast, huh? I'm like listen and then I see
these reels of these like comedian guys who are famous or

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semi famous or all the way famous, and the problem is that
everybody thinks they can podcast.
I'm I'm kind of big timing. Right now you're big timing
you're I'm feeling it though keep big time I'm.
Looking at these reels Pawn and it's just not good stuff.
It's just guys going to some like skank girl, they're like.
So do you like it when people are noisy in bed?
I'm like this. Is this is not talent at all,

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it's just pissed. You know you know who's really
funny though? Are the two guys you ever see
the pop Tart argument? You never seen this?
I'm going to show you off air. I'll show.
We'll save it and. Then who are the guys You.
Know just two random dudes who they they used to get like no
views and now they get there. I mean they got 10s of millions
of people following but it started because of a pop tart.
The funniest real did. You hear about the hawk to a

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girl. Yeah, scamming, Yeah, I mean, to
be fair, if you. Trouble.
If you liquidated your assets toinvest in a haktu, a coin, I
mean, do I feel sorry your family's homeless?
No. She's about to be in jail.
Yeah, someone, I, I was watchingsomething on it and they were
like, wow, you know, she was gonna claim ignorance 'cause she
didn't know what was happening. Ignorance don't get you out of

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it and. The people were like, they don't
care about ignorance. They don't care.
They don't. Care at all?
You're supposed to do your due diligence, that's all.
You know, 'cause I felt the sameway.
I was like, there's no way. She's such a like, silly dumb.
I mean dumb in like a charming kind of way.
Like I know she didn't purposelydo this, but then I watched the
guy break it down and he was like, no, man, you're supposed
to do your due diligence on business deals.

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You don't just say yes to everything.
Moral of the story is if we everget famous pawn, we need to.
Oh handy, I got a new. Coin, we're going to walk before
we run. We'll just stick with like
sponsorships from Long John Silver's or something.
We don't need to be getting the crypto.
If you get a telemarketing call from me like hey, so I got this
deal. Shout out to a friend of the pod
Terry by the way. I told him I'd give him a shout

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out. He he wanted me to tell you that
there is a active Long John Silver on Telegraph Rd.
Oh, active. Like there's a line.
I'm not waiting. Listen, Terry.
I I will go to Long John Silver's, but I will not wait in
the line, no. All right, you can hit us up on
Instagram, even though we don't post on Instagram at
Conversational Humor under ScoreW.

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Oh, Jackie. Listener Jackie New listener
Jackie says. Jackie, go watch all of our
reels on Instagram. She said we should change our
name on Instagram to just conversational humor to shorten
it. Yeah, for some reason I wasn't
paying a whole lot of attention.Laura told me.
So Jackie's probably gonna yell at me, 'cause I'm gonna see her
tomorrow about this. But she had a good reason why.

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For some reason I decided to choose a name for our podcast
that's like 17 syllables long. Yes, and that's one of them.
And I've thought about trying tochange it but nothing feels
right so. Conversational humor is pretty
good. We'll see.
Or just, you know, just put pun.You got a basketball, I can
bounce. That's how they taught us
syllables. Conversation.
No, you got to clap conversation.

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No damn 5 syllables. Not sure wherever you're famous
pun. If you haven't already listened,
go back and check out our episode 60 on the regions We
Should Still Be Virgins and I was so.
Was it good? It was spectacular.
I. Andy says that, he says I reach
so spectacular. I was laughing from like start
to finish. It was so funny and I can say I

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so if you guys were I had to askpuns for permission to keep a
part in. What?
What was? It you said you were thinking,
driving home, thinking about Buffalo versus Toledo.
No, with Lauren, she's such an Angel.
I don't know how she tolerates me.
That's. Stayed in the podcast.
Oh, it did. But it was very clean and very.
Tasteful. Humor but when I texted you, you

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replied with cause the joke was that she was kind of, you know,
standard waiting for pun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And excited to see me. And he was thinking about
playing a Mac championship on college football 20.
Thinking about. Playing Henry Ford, building
Fresno State, and you were like,yeah, so she's standing there
and the text, you go, yeah, she's standing there a little
bit. You know, I'm just looking over
her shoulder at the controller. Which is not true, by the way.

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That's not true, just a joke. I get into our appetizers
section. You know, what I was thinking is
it's not really funny, but how, how fast I can, when I get home,
it does not matter what I'm doing.
It doesn't matter if I'm carrying groceries, It doesn't

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matter if I'm carrying a sick kid.
How fast I can change into sweatpants and get out of adult
people clothes is one of the most impressive features that I
have. We're all like that.
Last week I talked about how I still have the button print on
my stomach of my jeans. I can't get out of pants that
fit me fast enough. Pun.

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Last, when do we go out Friday? Friday Pawn and I double dated
with our ladies up there. Hey, nobody, hey, nobody else
was invited, Anister said. Tell me where, when and if he
never showed up if there's a peanut allergy.
Guy's a coward, so on the way home which what time we left
early Yeah, by the. Way wow responsibility cash out

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11/15. 11:15 So we're, so we're driving home and we're jamming.
We're, you know, we're listeningto Return of the Mac and wow.
Literally Mark Morrison. I'm 94, jamming both of us and
all my brain could think of was like sweatpants sweatpants,
sweatpants. Please tell me you had a pair.

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In the car you change it to wish.
So we walk in the front door andLawrence like, still singing,
still having a good time upstairs.
I'm fully nude upstairs within 30 seconds, like a six year old
breathing. Just put sweatpants on.
I walk back downstairs like the Mac.
Did you guys have the song on repeat the entire drive home?

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No, but it made the story way funnier.
Is this how old we are? By the way, Andy and I, when
we're not talking about the podcast, we're talking about
retirement or Roth Iras or traditional 41.
So Earl sent me a friend of ours.
Earl, what up, Earl? He sent me a high yield savings
account. I think I forwarded.
I forwarded you. I was trying to get those.

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Quarter percent on air, you said, yeah, yeah.
For every person that signs up, you get a quarter percent extra.
But so I signed up for this highyield savings account with
Goldman Sachs. Not a sponsor.
Not a sponsor. I wish they were a sponsor.
So I set it up all online and and at the end of it it says it
looks all good you just need to call and verify some things.

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So I'm talking to the lady and, and she goes, yeah, there's no
withdrawal limits, there's no nothing, blah, blah, blah, no
minimum. No, But there, there is one
catch. If you have a single account,
you can only keep $1,000,000 peraccount, but you can have more.
And she goes, if you got a jointaccount, you can have 3,000,000
per account. And I on queue got Snooty like 3

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million. That's good.
And she must. Have worth my time he.
Must have felt my me being funny'cause she chuckled in a way
that she was trying not to with the customer.
Service. She's not there.
She. Should be recorded.
She she so she. That made me cry like 3 million.
I like sorry I got a podcast I can.
Only do I can only. Deposit one paycheck in there.

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Yeah, I think that Steph and I are saving decently for for
retirement and the numbers you're describing are.
Not yeah, that's not it. Yeah, we're not.
We're not going to hit that cat yet.
Yeah, soon maybe. Like you take this with Andrew
Jackson on the front of it. It's called a little crisp $20
bill here, darling. I as I'm driving though, I also
thought I'd go maybe she was chuckling because she could see

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all my details and she when I went 3 million.
Yeah, and then she could see your DoorDash history.
She Uber eats 90 What in the. Who eats Cinnabon at 4:00 on a?
Wednesday I would smash Cinnabonif I could see Cinnabon.
That show you never saw BreakingBad had a prequel, Better Call
Saul, right? Right.

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And he works in a Cinnabon. And like every episode you end
up wanting Cinnabon. You're like, I wonder what
happens with Saul. And also I want some Cinnabon.
Speaking of prequels, have you watched 1883 or 1923 yet?
I. Haven't seen any of the.
Pre the pre prequels and the prequel of Yellowstone fan.
Better than Yellowstone? Fantastic.

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Well, I'm only two seasons into Yellowstone.
I stopped. Oh really?
For great reason. I'm glad I watched. 1883 is
spectacular TV. Everyone you will come to like
will die. Every single person.
They spare no one. Written by George RR Martin in
Game of Thrones. 1923 may be better, but the reason I thought
about it is because I look over in Lawrence crying, which

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happened frequently in that show.
Well, and she goes, do do you? Do you?
When's the last time you cried? So I grabbed my phone and she
goes, you better not be Googlingthe date of Michigan's national
championship. That's exactly what I was doing.
I was Googling to see what we'regoing to get.
One perfection. She's she's an Angel.

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Yeah, when? When was when was Jim Harbaugh
wearing Will Johnson's glasses on stage again?
Oh, greatest days of my life, boys, that.
Is the opposite. We're watching Game of Thrones.
When there's a death, she just looks at me and goes, you know
what, I hate this show and she just picks up her wine and
goldfish and starts slamming them both.
We have a small announcement pun.
We have. We're pregnant.
Yeah, we are pregnant. We are due on February the 15th.

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Oh no big deal. Pub crawl announcement.
I need to insert a snowsuit sound little pub crawl
announcement pun and I are making it official.
Yep, February 15th. It's a Saturday, works for both
of our schedules. And the cool thing?
My birthday's the 13th, Valentine's Day is the 14th,

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Nice Pop podcast Pub crawl the 15th, and Jackson and I go to
Columbus for Michigan, Ohio State basketball.
I'm gonna click that part out. Hey, so.
I'm gonna clip out you going to Columbus and you hitting the
microphone stand every time you set up this one.
This one. Yeah, Oh, Speaking of Topangas,

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we did not. Mention Topanga.
I love this version of Pond. He's on fire.
The Topanga for Andy. What's the Girl Scout cookie you
picked that made me die? Trefoils.
Trefoils. Upset minded trefoils.
So in that spirit, Andy's going to pick the plain Pringles as
his Topanga. Here's what I was thinking.
The red canned Pringle. The red canned psychopath eats

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plate. Lauren eats plain Pringles.
Yes, she does. The one thing that made me
question these choices? Well, we're not attending that
wedding. I go listen, I'm not putting you
on the high yield savings accounts.
Do you get some cheddar? Cheddar and sour cream.
We're getting you every other flavor of Pringle.
Yeah, for a wedding gift. Plain, plain Pringles.
I mean, listen, if it's the lastthing in the cupboard, I'll eat
them. I did say on this show that I

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tried pork rinds a few months ago.
Pork rinds are not bad and they're great source of protein,
by the way. Yeah, pork rinds are not.
Really, they are good. They're not good for you,
though. I mean, the fat content's a
little bit high, but fat? Saturated fat.
The bad fat. I mean, depending on what Doctor
US do, all fats are bad. But you know what fat does?
Keeps the old Becker going. You're gonna have to clip that

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out. There's no way I'm clipping that
out. You guys should have seen what
he's doing with his hands there.Let's see.
So, yeah, Snowsuit pub crawl, February the 15th.
I'm already working on my drip for that day.
Is that still a word? Drippy.
You're looking drippy. Pawn I'm gonna have.
What it's? Going to turn into is like the
most idiotic pub crawl ever because we're all going to be
trying to make each other laugh the most with what we wear.

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That day I you know, I hope we don't get a warm.
I was all I was thinking about this the other day what we
should have an A and ABA we'll just.
Go 215 just. No, no, no, no.
I mean a tire, a if it's cold, we're we're in snow suits.
If it's a warm spell, like it comes out of nowhere, we're just
all flanneled. We're just all flanneled out.

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Flannels. I pray to please God, give us a
Blizzard on February because I swear to God I'm showing up with
a sled strapped to my back and I'm going to spin it and run and
slide down. Dude, I don't even care if
Uber's aren't running that day. If there's a snowstorm, I'm
cross country skiing down to Detroit.
For the fuck cannot wait. We need to talk about the bar

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list because I thought about theones that we said before, but
they're not they're not difficult distance away from one
another. So we'll need to talk about, I
think it should be, I think we should be a lot outside walking
that day. I.
Do too. I think we should limit the
amount of bars though instead ofdoing.
Fireball shots in our Yes. Oh, yeah, I think we should do.
What do you think? 3 to 5 bars?
Yeah, yeah. You know, so we're in that

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range, 3:00 to 4:00. Yeah, to five.
To maybe 6. I don't know.
We're just, we're gonna just wander.
I get into our errors and omissions section.
I got a few so for Jamie, friendof newest friend of the.
Pod Jamie. I don't make errors by the way.
Errors and omissions are what weforget to say, what we don't

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say. Sometimes we omit things on
purpose because we just simply don't have enough time.
From episode 60. The reason is we should still be
virgins. And he's going to add to that
list every single episode. You're good pun.
How about dude wipes the fact? The fact that yeah, you should
still be a virgin. The fact that you said dude.

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Wipes the fact that men used to just have random sessions.
And not have anything to clean up with.
Yeah. Listen, listen, I feel like this
is this escalated way too much for our target audience.
Mama Dee and Mama Bay Log right now are not.
Happy about the dude. What's going on behind a dude is
a dude's business. Because sometimes it's ugly.
All right, That's all. I got is.
Fantastic. They're necessary.

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The next one I got in here is I wear a mouth guard to go to bed
and pawn I a bit of a tooth grinder over here so if Steph
ever decides to give me the random smooch in the middle of
the night. She looks over and you look like
a left tackle with a full mouthpiece, and she's just like,
whoa, Taylor Decker, what the hell?
No. It falls out in the middle of
the night. It's stuck to my head like

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Brian. Branch Oh yeah, yeah, you got
the imprint from your cheek where you slept on it.
You're. My Brian branch.
Joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so she, she she gives, shetries to give me a kiss in the
middle of the night. She's just getting a little bit
of a morning breath slime all over that mouth.
I love morning breath. I also from episode 59 I put on
here pun. I don't know why I thought of

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this but I just I must have seenit on Facebook that dad reasons
why dad are the superior parent.What kind of house did you?
Grow up in well. What kind?
Of house did you grow up, I. Grew up in a house, Andy grew up
in an apartment. I was poor.
Thanks for bringing that back up.
Oh my God. Well, thanks.
I got a ranch above and I'm in apark.
I'm like, would you? How many butlers did you have?
I didn't have any. I grew up in the hood.

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Hey, government cheese. Thank you.
I grew up in the hood. We were poor.
My dad. I know Dad's a superior parent
because have you ever seen thosefire ladders that are under
beds? Yes.
Like you just drop. It's like a chain link thing.
It's like sections that you dropout the window.
Just falls out like. Yeah, dude, have you ever?
I used to sit and look at that thing.
Also, we were too poor to have afire ladder.
There was a fire, we all died, so we didn't have any.

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Issues. There's a fire's population,
don't try about it. I used to so I know dad is a
superior parent because my dad chose to have that in the boys
room. I.
Have two sisters, a shared room.Two boys shared room it was
under our bed so he must have been like you guys get out first
and catch your sisters when they're jumping off the.
Off the bloodline must continue.And I could tell you as a little
boy pawn, I'm sitting there nineyears old, ten years old, just

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staring at that ladder in a box going, can we just give this a
price? Yeah, yes.
Can we just give this a dry run?If I had a fire ladder
underneath my bed, I would 1000%be looking for ways like in
calculator. Should I start a fire to try the
ladder? I don't know.
I want to try the ladder but I don't want to burn the house
but. Your mom comes home, Chris, why
are you putting all that that paper wrapping paper behind the

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curtains? You still why is this my
gasoline in here? Why is there Kindle show up?
Mom, I want to try the damn ladder.
I just couldn't believe that my my dad was like, they're, it's
going to be in the boys. Do you have do you have a
ranking for your kids like a public not like do your kids
know like? Does my mom love me more than?
My yeah. So like right now, my oldest

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daughter is in the number one position, my son is in the
number two position, and my middle daughter's in the bottom.
And they're aware of. This they know.
Yeah, they know full well who's number one.
Episode 59 My dad's are the superior parents.
They need to know actually, where do you where do you post
these? Rankings, I just tell them
verbally, I'm like, you're dropping in the rankings.

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You're going to want to clean that Bola, OK?
You want to be #3 for the secondweek in a row?
Or do you want to try to rebuildyour reputation?
On your family tax read. We could pull that up and look.
It's a little bit easier for you'cause you have three kids.
I only have two ranking positions, although I guess
stuff could rank me and the kids, yeah.
You could be hit on it anyways, Cameron.

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It it drops quickly. She she is me.
The fact. As a as a 17 year old girl.
You're comfortable saying it andshe's comfortable hearing it.
Makes her like the best kid in the world.
Yeah, she knows. She's not.
Gonna be able to be affected. It doesn't change my love, just
my favorite rankings. Yeah, just my favorites.
I love you all with a common baseline.
Like if we had three cookies andfour of us bottom of the

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rankings might not get a chocolate chip tonight.
All right, get into our sports section, Punt.
There's a few things we could talk about in sports.
I wanted to hit a little NFL, little college football.
Which one you want to start with?
Let's start college football. So college football tell me
this, the seating for the first ever college football

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tournament. Like how stupid is this?
It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother you, not at
all that Boise State and who's who's number three seed Boise.
Score. Arizona State.
Arizona State. Teams that aren't in the good
conferences are getting the top seeds and buys I.
Mean but I mean, here's the thing though.
How much do we really know aboutIndiana?
How much? I mean, there's gonna be team.

(24:32):
Yeah, but should they be ranked over Notre Dame and Tennessee
and Ohio State? Notre Dame should have picked a
damn conference. That's not my problem.
No, this is true. I don't know.
I just think they could have looked at like everybody's
talking how they could have doneit better.
How do they not just look at college basketball and say
sometimes Drake wins the whatever conference they're in,

(24:52):
they don't get a top four seed? Well I did see Urban Meyer was
saying like there is absolutely 0 incentive to play tough games
now night there is none if or. Your conference championship.
Yeah, there's no incentive and they weren't even supposed to
factor in the conference. Championship.
Well, they said if they would have bumped SMU out of the
playoff for losing in the conference championship, no one

(25:14):
would have played in an action, right?
Right. Which is crazy to think.
About But, you know, I'm a little jaded.
You're probably right. There is a discussion to be had
here, but I'm so excited that there's this mini College
Football Playoff game. Oh dude, it's gonna.
Be I'm like, I'm in heaven and you're trying to like hold a a
conversation. I'm just like, no, I don't care.
I just want to watch all the football games tomorrow.
I don't. I, I, I, I guess in the long run

(25:36):
it won't matter. I just think in college
basketball, like, think about Gonzaga.
They had to be good for a long time before they started getting
high, high like and I guess Boise State has been good for a
long time. They have been.
And Arizona State was in the PAC10.
So I guess it's I'm, I'm splitting hairs here, but I just
think they could have done a better job with that.
Even more shocking to me is, as you said, how exciting.

(25:56):
This is the first ever College Football playoffs.
Yeah, the NFL is competing with them tomorrow.
I know, it's crazy. Why on earth this is so bad?
Pun I I the. NFL was just trying to lay that
thing right on the table. There I just.
Can't believe that the NFL has got two games that they don't
need to schedule for tomorrow competing with the college
football the. 1st I ain't watching them.

(26:17):
I know I'm not watching the NFL as.
Well, Speaking of outdoor games,did you see Michigan is playing
next year? Where Michigan's playing next
year. Oh yeah, I thought about texting
you Northwestern at Wrigley Field.
Podcast meet up I. Feel like yeah.
And you know what? That would be the origins of the
9 innings. So Oh my God, I didn't even.

(26:38):
Put that the orange. It's a must.
We should do it. That's a must.
We should do it. Pencil that in.
We could. We could do a Friday night 9
innings 9. Oh my God, the night before the
game. The night before the game.
And then all of our ages would be showing through at the game
the next day. Who wants to drive home?
OK, OK, you're right. So maybe we should do a set.
No, No. But who's going to want to go on
Sunday because we could do the game Saturday, Yeah.

(27:00):
I like how you're trying to combine them.
The game and then into 9 innings. 4.
Innings four. Horses 1.
Inning 1. Beer and a single beer 9 There's
9 waters. Yeah, well, you know, that's an
extreme level of pre game, a Michigan game at Wrigley Field

(27:22):
that's. Beyond my ability.
That's beyond my when we were 19.
I've never been to Wrigley. I've never been to Wrigley
either. Imagine our first time at
Wrigley seeing the Michigan football team play.
That would be spectacular. Quick thoughts on Heisman Trophy
winner Travis Hunter. Did he win?
Did he deserve it over Ashton Jonty?
Yes, only because he is the bestathlete, and that is what that

(27:44):
award is. He is the best athlete in
college football. He's the best player.
He is Ashton Gente, though, is having a season.
A season. But I don't like to see his
stats compared to like Derek Henrys for example.
And Derek Henry won it because Ashton Genthu plays in the
Mountain West or I don't even know what conference he was.

(28:05):
Or are they the PAC 10? No, they're mountain.
I think they're still Mountain West.
All I'm saying is he's not playing in the SEC.
You know he wouldn't be running for 3:50 a game in three times
he's. Also not running behind 5 five
star line this. Is true.
This is true. I saw mock draft.
They haven't gone to the Cowboysat like #8 or. 9 or time yeah, I
I think Travis Hunter is yeah, Imean his.

(28:26):
Stats His stats both ways were off the.
Team no one has. We've never ever ever ever seen
this. Charles Woodson had what did he
had like 8 receptions for 200. Yard, I looked.
It up. We looked it up for the podcast.
This is not the same thing. He's playing at a top five level
for well. He's he's primarily an offense

(28:47):
player, a defensive. No, his original position was
DB. Right, So what did he primarily
play this year? Both really.
He was playing like 92% of all snaps.
Really. For.
No. Forget about it, then it's.
I've never seen anything like it.
Never. So when people are like, oh,
Ashton Gentes about to break Barry Sanders record and we're

(29:07):
like, yeah, but did he play linebacker too?
Yeah, okay, then I don't care. He ain't Sion Vaki.
All right. OK, so that puts that to bed.
But I would what I would say about because I've seen also the
comparison between his stats andWoodson's stats.
Not even close. To me, Woods, it's not close,
but Woodson's the best college football player that's ever
lived. Yeah.
First, OK, he's top three no matter what.

(29:30):
Charles Woodson is the best defensive college football
player of all time, probably thebest college football player of
all time. He's in the talk.
He's he's definitely in the talk.
Like, yeah, Charles Woodson, that's not just Michigan fan
bias was if you can just go backand watch those games, insane.
He's the only defender to ever win it.

(29:50):
So like, because then you could,well, you'd say, well, now
Travis Hunter did, but would he have won it only playing
defense? Probably not.
Probably not, no. I did see.
Something Woodson did have the kick returns and he did have
like he was just a dynamic. Kick return against Ohio State,
I think we were either down or it was like tied.
It was a. Close.
It was a very close game. He always and he had the
interception against Michigan State.

(30:11):
That one handed energy to run out of bounds, Charles.
Woodson people don't remember. The NFL Defensive Player of the
Year, too. He was.
He was a stud his whole life. Then he got old in transition to
safety and was a beast at safetywhen he got old and should have
retired. Woodson is my all time favorite
football. Player, he's a great football.
All time quickly on the NFLI. Just want to quickly tell you
that David Montgomery lives likea few blocks that way.

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Yeah, I mean, I found this out. Really, should we go?
Should we go? Should we go Ice's leg down?
We can. I don't want to say it's like
hopeless for the Lions, but how depressing.
I think our Super Bowl went out the window against.
The We were flying so high pond.Yeah, well.
Killing teams, not just beat them on a scoreboard, but like
taking their like, dignity and souls like Ben Johnson was

(30:54):
calling plays. Ben Johnson, listen, that's the
thing, The beauty of the Lion, like I was convinced we were
going to win because not only did you have a talented team,
but you had a team team and you they were gritty.
And then you had Ben Johnson, who like every time you're like,
this is 1/3 and two up the middle.
It was like Panay Sewells dropping back to drop.
Like, dude, they were so creative and fun.

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And I'm talking about them like they're already dead.
So was sacked more times than Jared Goffin.
I'd be like, this is our and I maybe we still have a hope, but
I feel like it went out the window against the Bills.
All I can say with the Lions is it's depressing.
But what I wanted to say, I actually believe in our
coordinators that if they have some time to coach up some
defenders like I think Aaron Glenn's a great.
Coach, I do too. And I think what he's gonna do

(31:39):
is he's gonna scheme around the fact that we have only Jack
Campbell at linebacker, and he'sgonna scheme around the fact
that we lost McGill. And he's gonna, they're going to
make it work. I don't know that they can win a
Super Bowl, but I think they could.
Make a run. Make a run.
I mean, we went. We should have gone to the Super
Bowl last year and our defense was awful.
Awful, awful. Yes, our offense is so
innovative and talented if we get Montgomery back for the
playoffs, which they're saying they're shooting for.

(32:00):
It they're shooting for it and if we don't pawn.
Jamir is the feature. Back dude, he's electric.
Yeah, he's electric. Teams have to defend us
differently when he's on the field cause of his burst and his
speed. So I'm still all in on the
Lions, but it's just it's like this dream season, we were
having this narrative, yeah. And now it's like all kind of
come to a screeching halt because it's it's unbelievable.
The injuries are unbelievable. Yeah, it sucks.

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I wanted to talk NBA because there's talk all over.
I'm hearing Colin Coward talk about it all.
The NBA is a ruined product because of the three pointer.
Yeah, it's unwatchable crap. Yep, I'm seeing guys that make
Instagram accounts making fun ofthe back and forth of missed 3,
missed 3, missed 3. It's just garbage.

(32:43):
The razor down across the board.You know what it was was
analytics. Cause analytics nerds ruin
everything. Nerds ruined it 'cause it was
like, well statistically it's a silly thing to shoot a 2 point
shot. You shouldn't do it.
Yeah, was Kobe trying to play Dungeons and Dragons?
Let them have basketball. Dude.
It's frustrating. It's hard to watch basketball
now. Guess how many threes I looked
up Just for perspective the the Pistons Lakers championship.

(33:05):
Guess how many threes were shot per game?
Pacer Pacers total Pistons versus Lakers in the Finals.
What I did was I grabbed Game 2,which we lost close, just to say
it. Was a close game.
I'm going to bet the Pistons shot 7 threes and the Lakers
shot 11. I'm going to say 18.
You're a little under. Pistons took 14.

(33:26):
Lakers took 16. That's 30.
For some reason when I when I look back on that O 4 Pistons
team, I feel like we won every game 42 to 50 million.
It was just like nobody scored on US ever.
Do you know how many 3 pointers were taken last night in the
Celtics Bulls game? Oh God, I bet.
Combined, I bet 50. 108 pun 100 and. 8.

(33:51):
Shots from beyond the arc. The Bulls were 19 of 52 and the
Celtics were 14 of 56. So you buy a ticket.
You have to watch them miss 42 three pointers.
It's not a good product. That's like watching a high
school warm up that that's absolute trash.
And Colin Howard is all over theairwave saying that Adam Silver

(34:14):
needs to do something to fix theNBA because it's beyond broken
right now with how they play it.Last thing I got on hoops is
that I saw we were talking aboutShaq last time we recorded
'cause you said you were comparing him and Elijuan.
They saw. I saw a picture of him standing
next to a cardboard cut out of the tallest man that ever lived,
whose name is Robert Wadlow, by the way.
He was like 10 feet tall or something.

(34:35):
Like Shaq. Shaq came up to the guy's nips.
Oh my. It was insane.
And the comment underneath was Shaq's tweet that said I still
would have had 4019 and five blocks.
And he goes. He goes, but I would have missed
10 to 22 free throws. All right, it's list time, baby.
Let's do it. And this week's list is the

(34:56):
Potato chips Draft special. I like potato chips.
Queue the music. I'm gonna have to add the music
in later. So Pawn, I just want to start
out with a couple statements. I had a very close decision for
my Topanga, OK. I didn't because a tefanga by
nature is not a close decision. I don't know if you know how the

(35:19):
whole tefanga system works. I thought we were debating about
her and Kelly Capowski. For some time.
For a long time, I thought we were.
Debating between her and Mr. Feeney for some time.
So the way that I got down to what my number one pick
eventually would be and we got to flip the coin, I got to do
that coin here is I said, OK, I'm drunk, it's midnight and we

(35:41):
stop at 7-11. Oh, what's my choice?
OK, then. That was a tiebreaker for me.
Don't don't go anywhere cuz that's I'll.
Tell you what 1. That's a fantastic rule set and
in my mind I wanted to bring this up to you.
I'm glad you said that, because the way I drafted was only what
is in the chip aisle, not the snack aisle.

(36:03):
Cheez. Its are not in the chip I.
Agree with that I agree. So there are some things that
would be in the chip aisle that wouldn't necessarily be chips,
but there. Are some good?
Ones we consider them chips, butnot something like a cheez it
what's the best kind of cheez its extra cheddar.
I'm going. White cheddar with the ridges
because it's extra it's an engineering marvel of chips.

(36:26):
It's extra surface area they're.Not on cheez its.
Pond. They're spectacular.
Are they? They are.
Not a big cheez a guy, but I do like the extras my daughter put
me up on, she said. You got to get the one that's
got 15 XS on. Extra We're a goldfish family, I
I. Yeah, goldfish are big.
That has a bowl of goldfish every single night of her life.
Also for chips, I. If it weren't for chips, I might

(36:47):
actually be skinny because I. Love.
I love chips. Too.
I crave the crunch of chips. Me too.
When I'm eating a sandwich, listen, this is what a sicko I
am. I have to make a sandwich and
put chips underneath the bread on the sandwich.
And then I was going to ask you.Still and still have a one to
one ratio of chip to bite of sandwich Crunch with chips on

(37:09):
the sandwich. So you eat the chips in the
sandwich and you're stuffing Doritos and.
No. So I'll take corner, I'll take
I'll bite of a sandwich with chips on it and then
proportionally like how I do cake and ice cream 1 to one
ratio. I do the same with chips.
Is there still sandwich in your mouth when you take the next
bite of chips? Yes.
Oh, I don't even start chewing the sandwich without that half

(37:30):
bite. Doesn't even know when he's
swallowing the sandwiches. It's just like slowly going into
your esophagus. I bite the sandwich.
I do not chew. It's like an assembly line and.
You take a chip and I and then Istart.
Chewing. Oh, man, I you know, I'm not a
chip. I was gonna ask you if you were
a chip on the sandwich person because I think Russo was
growing up and I know a lot of PB.
And J though. Do you put bananas on your PB

(37:52):
and J? Listen to me.
Let me tell you. Let me tell you something.
A soft white bread with creamy peanut.
Butter is for people who live inapartments.
No, you're right, 12 grain breadis for sure for girls Point We
we. No, no, no, it just tastes
better. No what?
You get used to it. Trust a soft Yeah.

(38:14):
Listen, something's not good if you gotta go.
You'll get used to it. It's not.
It doesn't. Dude, if I'm eating soft white
bread it's because I got baloneyand American cheese and monster
we're talking and the white bread sticking the.
Roofing right to talk to me talkdirty to.
Me. How are we talking?
Baloney and cheese and potato chips.
Draft. What were you gonna say about
the PJI? Wanna hear?
Table movies. No you said banana.

(38:37):
I do not put it on my PB and J but I do do a real if I get soft
bread like the day you buy it, that creamy peanut butter and
slice up a a banana. But not Jelly.
But not but I love peanut butterand Jelly but I don't mix man I.
Love I can survive on peanut butter and Jelly.
If if you had one meal, like my thoughts wouldn't be like, I

(38:57):
need lobster. I'd be like, maybe it's peanut
butter and Jelly. Yeah, you ever see Castaway?
That's all the guy has. I love peanut butter and
jellies. They're so good.
I love PB and J. Yeah, I told you I brought it to
the golf course one time and I got made fun of incessantly
because they were getting glizzies at the turn I ate APB
and Ji mean do. You want to put a glizzy in your
mouth? Or do you want?

(39:18):
Guys, so when I was single, I could control my chip intake
because I wouldn't even go down the aisle at Meijer.
He doesn't miss those days, Steph.
Yeah, Steph buys it all for the kids.
And then I cannot. She's like, you got to have
self-control. We've said this over and over.
It's impossible. Yeah, it's hard.
The crunch of chips. I can get done with dinner and
be like I need. I need something crunchy like

(39:39):
immediately. I love it also.
Sometimes you can trick your brain with Pickles.
There is there is one on the list that should be way way
higher if we were dipping, but Ididn't factor that in.
Oh. Yeah, you can factor it in, bud.
OK, we'll we'll talk. You have to choose your dip.
All right? Should we should we flip the
coin? Yeah, flip them.
You can't read it from over there, can you?
No. So I can cheat.

(40:00):
You can cheat. Cuz I don't think you're gonna
pick my Topanga you. Wanna go ahead and take a look
at that pun? I can't see that.
I'm gonna say it says pun. It says Bar Sonova.
All right. Pun I don't think you're gonna
take this one anyway. So you don't actually care.
Yeah, cuz I think you kind of gave it away last week that no
one's gonna take your number one.
I mean, I don't think, no, I don't.

(40:21):
I think some people. Would the reason I thought of
what would I get at 7-11 if I was hammered?
Steph and I were in Vegas, just the two of us, and we were
having the time of our lives. And we're in downtown Fremont
Street. You know, there's like a Rite
Aid or CVS. Like in every corner.
Yeah, yeah. For.
She grabbed me. She's a guy.
I need goldfish. Oh.
And I went in there and I, I looked at the options.
What'd you get and. I was like borrowed meets

(40:42):
funyuns. Oh my God, I was.
Onions are my. Old funyuns, so I thought.
I was going to take I. Thought I was going to get
Funyuns with my third pick. Oh my God, Funyuns are.
The they're the damn. They're not that so good, but
they're a good looking gal. So good.
I don't care if it only feels like there's ten of them in a
bag. That's the problem.
I'm eating them. All Yeah, it's like onions cost

(41:04):
$0.17. Yeah, give me some more funions.
Look at my Instagram story from that Vegas trip.
You ever see that like travelling Stanley that people
used to take pictures of? It was like this doll.
Yes, yes, yes. It was like travelling funions.
Like all of our pictures had that bag of funions in it for
the rest for the rest of the night.
Dude, yeah, funions are good. Funions are the jam.
We used to go out on a boat withour friends Mars and Tatiana.
They had a boat on Cass Lake. #5They ranked #5 on.

(41:27):
My bunions 5 No way. It was like our tradition to
bring a bag of funions. Every time we we would bring
stuff to share, it always brought funions with the stuff.
It's the it's the best check outthere.
They're good, but they are not. And with the number one, number
two overall draft. Pick.
Pick is. In for the Wyandotte puns.

(41:49):
We're going sour cream and cheddar ruffles.
It is hands down the most perfectly crafted little slice
of heaven. The cheddar gets on your
fingers. You can.
They're so good. Those are hands down the best
chip. They are a salad.
Chip A. Baloney, cheese, bread, sour

(42:11):
cream and cheddar chip. Come on.
Talking white bread? Come on Wally Bread.
Not only that 9 grain shit. Only the Wonder Bread.
I'm RIP. You know, what I love is, you
know how I know I grew up poor is because actually, I think I
discovered this when I was hungover one day I was craving
French fries and I like my French fries crispy.
I do too same same. And so I was desperate and I

(42:33):
started dipping those chips thatyou just described into ketchup.
Oh, how was it? Magical was it?
It's pun I'm telling you right now.
It's. I don't like the things you did
to my lady. I don't like the way you
desecrated my gal with your ketchup.
I put your gal into a tomato ketchup.
French onion Lawry's Oh my God, our.

(42:53):
Lawsons, the only time it's acceptable to eat regular potato
chips or say that they're the best buyer.
You ever talked to someone that's like 65 years old right
now? Hey, what's the best kind of
chips? They're like plain potato chips.
Yeah, I'm like, you're like. How much more French onion
dipper we gobbin on that plain potato?
Back when you went to the store,there was only one option.
That's why they love those plainpotato chips.

(43:13):
Yeah, that was what I was talking.
About lays dipped into the French.
Onion dip on you. Can go to a luncheon at work or
a party or a Super Bowl party. And if you just want to take the
easy way out, get those two things.
It's half the party will on the side, hey.
Thanks for bringing that. I mean, that's, that's basically
what vegetable dip is sort of isFrench onion dip.

(43:33):
So if they have like French onion dip or vegetable dip in in
anything and I don't like the food, I'm just going the
vegetable or French onion dip and I'm dipping the carrots.
I'm that's it's beautiful. I could be at a Super Bowl party
and people could have taken hours to make this beautiful
spread. I'm just sitting there eating
Lays dipped in French. Onions so good.
And that would that would I might be ruining our list a

(43:56):
little bit. That would elevate the way AV
lays to me or even the plain lays.
Because of the dip. Because of the dip, If we factor
in French onion, I think that's the Topanga.
Is that the would you trade onions?
They're up there. If I offered you a combo deal of
potato chips and French onion dip for funions straight up,

(44:19):
would you take it? If I'm at a party, if I'm at
school right, I'm probably goingfor the potato chips for.
The French onion, yeah. Absolutely.
The pick is in pun and #2. This one I get worried.
By the way, Lays, are we doing like all the flavors?
I think, I think it is importantin some scenarios where yeah.

(44:40):
How about if you pick like lays you only get to do 1 flavour.
You can't do like lays this flavour lays that unless you
have multiple. I only have.
Well, see, I think there's very distinct.
I think that's a that's a miscalculation on your step,
Sir. You don't tell me we.
Don't know my life. All right, the pick is in with
the number two pick, the Grosse Point Andrews.

(45:02):
Andrew was so proud. Of her the ball rocks are going
with and I guarantee this is noton your list but this was the
one that was in contention with Fungans for me is Andy Capps hot
fries. OK, I'm about to.
I'm about to blow your mind 1 I don't give a shit about handicap
pot fries. You can.

(45:22):
Have them, dude. Andy Cat, You know you.
Have you ever had them? Yeah, they.
Are. So good they're not even the
best Hot fry my man. No handicaps are garbage.
What? Hot fries, I thought.
You were about to say cheddar fries by handicap, which are
garbage. Oh, those are.
Yeah, those. Andy caps are like see through.
They're just like grease that's almost in liquid form.
They're so bad for you handicaps.

(45:45):
Hot fries are the best. Never read a single comic strip
of his eight hundreds of his bags of chips.
I will bump up my next pick and that is the Chester Cheeto Hot
Fries. Oh man, they are.
Those. So you like those more than
Andy? I like a Little River Rouge in
my Life, OK, I like. That I.

(46:07):
Grew up in the E course in my life, baby.
I'm not taking hot cheetah, I'm taking the Chester Cheeto hot
fries. Yellow.
What you're talking about yellowand red straight.
They're straight, not. Cheetah.
They're so good. I might never have had those.
Those once you eat them, Andy caps are bye bye, they're out
the window. There's no way they're.

(46:28):
Out the window. Sarah that got us this coin that
the coin that we flipped, she got a she sent a box of those to
my old house before because we were always Sarah over.
Yeah. Message me, I'm gonna give you
my address. Send me a box of Cheeto Cheeto
hot fries I got. To try those.
I'm almost sure I've never had them.
I thought you were talking aboutthey're.
Hot Cheetos. They're a yellow and red bag.

(46:49):
Yeah, exactly what you're talking.
They're the they're fantastic. They're like Andy Caps.
If they if Andy Cap actually hadsome money to innovate, a good
problem. I'm going to have that in my
Arizona missions next week. Well, Puddle is right.
I'm never going back. Fantastic is your.
Friends are following a comic strip into a chips bag.
All right, the pick is in. No, it's you.

(47:11):
So you chose that? I chose Cheetahs Hot fries.
That would be my number two pick.
That's. Your number 2 all right with my
number three and pawn I can happily say that from here on
out after I take this selection it doesn't matter what I get
because I'm pretty happy with all the rest of them I.
Pray to God you don't. My number three pick could be in
conventional number one. That is the pick.
Give me the music. Chili cheese, Fritos.

(47:35):
Oh. Man.
Spectacular. That.
I can eat them as a meal, and when I say I can't eat them as a
meal, I have eaten them as a meal pun.
I'm so happy, Fritos, we didn't hire you as our recruiting
coordinator because. Are are there any Fritos on your
list before I go into the Fritos?
Nope, you can have all of them. So with that one pick.

(47:58):
Fritos are quite the dynamic product because the the chili
cheese Fritos are spectacular. You don't like those?
Shout out Lauren made me. Promise that I would give a
shout out, she says. I got a road down right here.
Frito flavour twist honey BBQ, she says.
Are God's magical? Gift.

(48:19):
To this earth. They were in my top three for a
while, but I. Overdid them and then chili
cheese overtook them. OK.
Do you know what Fritos are? To me, Fritos are pumpkin
Halloween candy or candy corn. They're candy corn that are in
the bowl. And like, occasionally when you
walk in somebody's house and yougrab one, you're like, these
ain't too terrible. They're not too bad, but you

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never buy them. Yeah, or you're going to
someone's house and you're like these.
Aren't even the Brock's kind? These are the dollar store,
Yeah. What are these?
Fritos. Have you What about the Fritos
chips are so dynamic because thesize and shape matters so much.
It's very interesting to me, actually, she said.
Those Fritos scoops, Yes, I likethe scoops, dude.

(49:01):
I do. Like some French onion dip.
I like the scoops with anything.The queso, anything you can, you
can dip the Yeah, those. I can dip anything in French
onion. Dip, I can just put it off my
finger. Anything.
I put that shit on everything soFritos in.
General with chili cheese are my.
Numero Uno. OK, all right, give me the
music. Pick us in now I'm going to

(49:21):
need. Some clarification.
I got to go to the Commissioner and ask because my this would
have been my number two pick, but I bumped up hot fries to
prove a point. Hot fries were going to be my
number three. My original second pick was
going to be smart Popcorn, whitecheddar.
I don't know. Can I pick that as a chip?
I think you can because those are in the chip.

(49:41):
They're. In the chip aisle.
That's why I picked them. Those, I don't know what they
did. First of all, they're not
healthy. They're not.
There ain't nothing smart about that bag of chips.
Corn is so good it. The white their.
Chemical compound for that whiteit is.
My son devours the white they're.
So good. They're so good.

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Smart Popcorn White cheddar is my #3 pick.
They're not on my list, but haveyou seen those bags?
The blue and white bags where it's like caramel and cheese
corn in the same bag. No.
Yes, you have. Have you ever been?
To a party I. Don't remember the tins, have
you? The tins you've been to a party
has it. Yeah, it has three of them.
Three. Yeah.
And you sit there and eat the butter kind.
You're. Like, yes, butter is the best

(50:22):
kind of popcorn. Then you switch to cheese and
you're like, cheese is the best kind of popcorn.
Then you're like, you see some sweet, yeah, I gotta get some
caramel in my life. Yeah.
These are the best, Yeah. Whatever invented those ones,
you lose us. You're like.
This is why I'm chubby in the 6th grade, because I just ate a
whole tub of pile the way I look.
Popcorn is so addictive. It is every time we go to the
movies, stuff's like do you wantpopcorn or just just for our

(50:43):
son? And I'm always like, no, I'm
good. I don't want, I don't need the
calories. I eat like 3/4 of his bag.
This is how good movie popcorn is.
Lauren and I were supposed to goon a date.
Something happened. Kids get anyway date.
Date gets cancelled for whateverreason.
So on the way home, we took two different cars.
On the way home, I stopped. It was like a hot date.
I stopped. Well, we were somewhere else.
We were supposed to go on the way home.

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Sounds like she still doesn't trust Pond.
I stopped at. MJR, Small fun in MJ.
More than just a movie, it's a big night out, all right.
I stopped and got. Movie popcorn.
And when I walked in the door, you got movie popcorn from the
movie theater to bring home. Yes, there's how much?

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She loves movie popcorn. Yes, yes.
When I walked in, you would havethought, wait a minute, you
didn't go to see a movie. No, no, no, no, I had.
To tell the guy, and not only was it a guy, but his man,
because it was Saturday night, his manager was standing next to
him. So I had to tell the ticket
attendant and the manager. I'm not trying to sneak into his

(51:47):
show. Dude, when I tell you the ticket
guy. Looked at me like I was full of
shit and his manager went no I just let him go.
He sized me out. This.
Kid since 90. Eight.
He took one look at me and went,yeah.
He's telling the truth. He's not here to see my he's
going to get. Candy too little fat.
Shit, what do you want? To Slurpee Chubs, he loves the

(52:09):
Sour Patch I. Oh yeah, those little snow cap
look at things. Did you?
Oh snow caps are terrible. Can you imagine?
I got the candy and finished them before I got home, so
Lauren never knew I had the SourPatch watermelon.
I'm crying. Right now pun you went to the
movies to get. Popcorn and didn't even go Yeah,
she she loves movie. Popcorn.

(52:29):
So I was like, I I can make the night a little bit like
brilliant. Do you do the?
Straw into the popcorn bin. Yes, I feel like I invented.
That maybe maybe you're the one that told me about it.
I. It's actually I've been doing it
for SO. Long and then the salt is
another thing you got to you gotto spread the popcorn a little
bit spread around and then you tip your salt.
You don't tip tip it all the wayuntil you spread it out.

(52:52):
You put it in there and you shake the bag with the salt and
then it gets all in there. Oh my, it's like a little method
I got. It's a whole little ingenuity of
fun with. You see why I'm struggling with?
A little bit of the midsection. Wow, That is just wow, Yeah.
Popcorn counts because it's actually in the chip aisle.
By the way, Yeah, cheeses are separated by granola.
Bars. 100% by the way, the live.Show we're definitely doing.

(53:14):
The grocery aisles draft, I think.
I think I'm going to. Shock you with my Topanga is I
thought you already you didn't take your Topanga.
Number one, there's a Oh no no with the grocery.
There's a there's a Topanga there too, ladies and gentlemen.
Based on your diet, it might be the toilet.
Paper. I'm going to go with the Hostess
aisle, Fatty. All right.
Give me the music. Pick is in pawn it with #4 I got

(53:37):
to take them because they're, they're just been on the board
for too long. And I'm just going to go with
cheese Doritos. I mean the orange bag of
Doritos. I growing up, I was always a
ranch Dorito kid and I kind of like sort of lost my taste for
ranch. My son loves me licks my son
licks both sides of the Dorito before he eats.
Oh my God. Dude, the cheese Doritos are.

(53:59):
Just so good. And the girl I used to date
dipped them in salsa. Did you ever do you do Doritos
and salsa? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done
Doritos and. Salsa go to go next time you go
to the grocery. Store pond have you?
Have I done Doritos and salsa? Have you seen?
The green guacamole. Salsa.
No, there's green. Guac.
Salsa. To be fair, most of my shopping
is done online These. Days.
Get the medium medium heat. Green guacamole salsa.

(54:23):
Let's buy some set. All right.
Sounds Mexican. Sounds like some city of.
Mexico. Well, dip cheese Doritos into
it. You'll eat the whole bag.
That's our homework you have to get.
Cheese Chester Cheetos. I'm getting in tonight, OK, I'm
getting Stefan. I are going out for a date
tonight like I'm gonna. Follow you out of the house.
We're gonna hit the BP gas station on the way home.
The thing is, is I. Engineered this draft and I

(54:43):
planned it, and I knew it was gonna go exactly this way.
And I knew you were gonna go just Nacho cheese.
OK, go ahead. No, you go ahead.
You finish it. I just wanted to finish Doritos
was by saying 2. Things about Doritos 1 is when
they used to do all the experiments, flavors were so
good. There was a black bag called
popped or cracked pepper and cheese or something like that.
I've seen them, never had them. Were they good?

(55:05):
They were so good, they don't make them.
Anymore, But right now I think Itexted you a picture of this
because I was like, this was back when I was like using a
calorie counting app and Steph gets a green bag of Doritos and
I'm like, I wonder how many Doritos are in a serving so I
can log this. Food upon.
The green bag of Doritos is, I don't know what the green bag
is, magical. It's like.
Hot. Salsa or hot something?

(55:28):
Oh, I think I actually do. Oh my God, they are.
Phenomenal. Do you remember the old school?
Taco Doritos like I were they purple bag or I think they were
white aren't they? But.
Not the Taco ones that are out. Now they, I don't know, they the
old school ones were like next level.
They were fantastic. My go to in the lunch room

(55:49):
'cause it was 1/4. Remember quarter bag of chips?
Yes, I sure do. Were the ranch Doritos the bag
of Cheetos? Funyuns.
Or the Cheetos. Paws were the Cheetos Cheetos.
Paws. No.
I do. Remember Cheeto paws through the
amount of cheese in the circle? And everything.
Yeah, those 1/4. Bag would make your belly hurt.

(56:10):
There was so much stuff on there.
Cheetos paws were Yeah, I don't know if they.
Make them anymore. I knew this draft.
Was going to go this way. What the pick is in Give them
the music. We thought about this.
We we, we sat down and we did the mathematical calculations
and we figured that this chip was going to be there at this
pic. And that is one that people are

(56:32):
going to laugh initially. It better not be my next pic.
That is the simply brand. OK, It's not white, are they?
They're the Cheeto puffs. White cheddar.
No, that was my They are. So good, so good.
They baked. They baked.
White cheddar. Simply bread my daughter turned
us. On to them and dude, you can't

(56:52):
stop eating them. They're.
Spectacular they are they? May be the.
Topanga that we we're like leave.
They're so good. We're arguing about Funyuns
versus. They might be the Topanga still
the draft right there. They leave less.
Residue on your fingers. So you don't have to eat them
with my Cheetos fork. Yeah, the cheese puff fork dude,
the white cheddar cheese puffs are just so good.
The. Texture, how they're flavored

(57:15):
like everything is perfection. I hope they never change the
recipe. They're perfect and they even
taste healthier. 'Cause they're in like that
baked section, I feel like like,you know how you get like baked
Lays and you're like, oh, I can't eat the whole bag because
they're less calories. Yeah, I don't I.
I don't think they're that much healthier though, are they?
I never looked on the back. I'm going to be honest with you.
You know what bothers me more than the stuff?

(57:36):
On your fingers when I'm eating cheese puffs because I just I
I'm neurotic about washing my hands, the crumbs is.
When it builds up. You're like.
They're. Like up into the.
Triangle of your. Gums and you're like, I can't go
anywhere right now. I'm a I'm a crumb person.
I hate. I wanna bums on your fingers
anywhere I drive, Stephanie. Crazy.

(57:56):
Anyway, I I like if I eat one chip, I'm going like this
wherever I'm at and it drives her nuts.
I wanna be a probably because I'm putting it on the.
Floor I I. Wanna walk?
Well, that's what. I I do not wear socks in the
house and I never wanna step on a a single crumb.
I vacuum and like I yeah, crumbsare, are are a killer for me.
All right, give me the, give me the music.

(58:17):
The pick is in for Team Barrog'snext pick pun.
So my next pick was going to be the white cheddar Cheetos or
cheese puffs. Or you might actually make fun
of me for this one. I used to want to go to South
Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore. OK.
And then I read my daughter the Little House on the Prairie
series when she was little. So I was like, I'd like to go

(58:39):
there to visit Mount Rushmore and to go to you for that and
to. Go to the Laura Ingalls Museum.
Now I want to go meet dot cause dots.
Pretzels come from South Dakota.Oh no.
Which one are you about to take?The dots in the red bag.
With the the garlic dot pretzel twist.
OK, OK, I I think I eat like a bag a week.

(59:00):
They're they are the only pretzel that you should eat now.
They are so good. Is that right?
That's the only pretzel you should eat, huh?
Let me tell you a quick. Thing about base your.
Reputation on that Lil clay. Well, I can tear through a bag
of roll golds. Hey every.
Good chip captain has to bag of roll golds in the bag.
Die on that hill, son. So dots makes like a big.
Bag a medium bag and then and then.
Like lunch bags, not picture dots.

(59:22):
Dots, pretzels, dude, look it up.
I'm going to Google it while you're talking.
Keep going. I'm sorry.
For interrupting you, you're good.
I'll let you Google it just. Just a reminder.
For anybody still listening, those are not the best pretzels
and I'm going to take the best pretzels next.
Dots pretzels. Well, number 10 if those.
Aren't a part of your chip cabinet?

(59:43):
Pun they need to be a part of. This is an elite pick at this
level. They are so good.
This isn't. I forgot about these garlic
seasoning on them that is. So addicting, dude.
This is a. This is a that's.
A high level draft right there. Who have you hired?
Who's in your? Camp.
Hey, you know what I'll say every anytime pun.
Disagrees with my picks. All I'll say is hey, dip a dot
into French onion dip. Yeah, you could.

(01:00:05):
Oh yeah we do their magical. You can also dip into like ziki
sauce. From like the restaurant or like
the garlic paste? Why am I they are so roused.
Get the medium size. Bag the big.
Bag is like seasoned differently.
I don't know how to explain it. The big bag tastes different
than the medium bag. I mean, that makes sense because
getting getting a. Coke in a glass tastes different
than getting a coke in a can, soI I believe it.

(01:00:26):
So I'm going with God's pretzel.I just want to go to South.
Dakota and give her a big hug and thank her.
I hope you're happy with taking.The second best pretzel above
me? I'm going to go with the best
pretzel, which would be the Snyder's Honey mustard and onion
pretzels are so talk to me, daddy.
Those are so good to me. But you know what?
Bothers me about those those. Almost made my lip.

(01:00:48):
It's like the slime on the slider.
Yeah, that is the problem and itdoesn't the.
Taste. It doesn't bother.
Me. He runs the 40 a little slow.
OK. That's his downside.
He runs the 40 a little slow. It's the it's.
It bothers my. Hand I like every time I touch
him I'm like this feels unclean it it does so I like mind.
FS me while I meet him we. Factored that in my buddy Steve
O we. Were in college.

(01:01:09):
One time and we were starving, he bought like the biggest bag
possible of those and brought him to which probably like a $13
bag of press. Yeah, college.
Yeah, that's a lot of meals for the week.
And he was. Like I was like, dude, I could
eat that whole bag. He goes.
I'll give you this bag if you eat the whole bag during this
class. What?
Do you think a dude says when he's challenged or?
Something like that. I was like, give me the pretzels

(01:01:29):
back. I was so sick afterwards.
I was like. Like a family size thing.
Of. I felt like the slime.
Is on the outer. Of those pretzels, yeah, that
that's a solid choice, but I love it.
Thank you. All right, the pic is in and
this. 1. Has not been selected and I'm
going to go to the Pringles variety.
Oh, the orange. Cane isn't no, don't doll the

(01:01:50):
green cane. Don't.
Disrespect me with cheese. So for me, with cheese chips, I
like the sour cream and cheddar ruffles.
You said you're damn right and Ilike Cheetos.
Other than that, I'm not a fan of cheese on my chips.
So you wouldn't stay you? Would shy away from the orange
can of Pringles. My son eats the orange.
Pringles. He eats the orange.
Sun Chips. I don't touch any of them.
I would venture to say the Orange is the Elite.

(01:02:12):
Pick in the Pringle category I go with sour cream and onion,
the blue. Can pond I go the blue?
Can. Blue.
Cans. Salt and vinegar you.
Son of you're. Pissing me off, you know it
pisses me off, but. In All in all.
Salt and vinegar's so good in all.
Fairness on the Mount Rushmore. I would say it would go one AB

(01:02:35):
and C would be cheddar, sour cream and onion and salt and
vinegar. I think I I don't think you can
make it wrong. I think I would go salt and
vinegar. Dill pickle.
Oh, now you're disgusting. You're you're a scumbag.
You're I hope I hope you stub your toe on the way out of this
room. Don't even know what's 3rd I'll.
I'll throw barbecue in there forthree.
We used to do with the kids werelittle.
We would do Pringles challenge. We we put like I used to fly to

(01:02:58):
Germany for work and I'd have those eye masks.
Yeah. So I bring them home and the
kids would put them on and we give them we we Stephanie by all
the Pringles and we give to the kids and to let them try.
Haven't guessed which ones or which it was.
Probably gagged at the little pickle one dude.
One time I I just tried. Recently the they have a carne
asada Taco one. Really I was like I've never
been more excited to try a Pringle in my life.
It was a lead down. Tastes like someone just.

(01:03:18):
Put cooked ground Turkey. In my mouth I was like, I was
like, I got to spit it out. Oddly enough, I was at.
Kroger's for lunch. I always so I, I think I've said
this before, but my move is I always go super early in the
morning because the fruit is discounted.
What's about to get? It's the last day, so I always
buy discounted fruits. I like it.
And I went and looked and I've seen Turkey jerky.

(01:03:40):
Super low calories, high protein.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you, Turkey jerky is
so good. All jerky.
So good. Not the Kroger Turkey jerky.
Yeah, one bite and I went. I've made a mistake.
Oh, really? Made a grave air.
It tasted like somebody. Oh, I was thinking just regular
beef jerky. Not.
Turkey jerky. Turkey jerky is is.
Great. And so I love beef jerky, which

(01:04:01):
is why I tried this stuff, but it tasted like somebody didn't
drain the fat when you cooking like 93.7 Turkey, you got that
little fat you got to drain out like they didn't.
They just. It was just my other hack when I
used to. Be single.
I'd go to Meijer and let's just say the deli closed at like
9:00. At 8:45 they would put all the
pre bags for the day. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:04:22):
And they're all half off you. Know what I do?
I just sweep them all into my cart.
They do that with rotisserie chickens at.
At Walmart. I don't know how to say this
poem but. I've never had a rotisserie
chicken from Walmart. I'm not recommending my whole
life. Listen to me.
Let me tell. You something if there's.
Any college kids listening and you guys are broke and
struggling and you want diarrheaand you want.

(01:04:43):
To get. Cholesterol very high.
No, they look magical. Listen.
At night they put them. Out there like 325 for an entire
rotisserie chicken. If you're poor, that's the move
to make. I promise you.
Go do it. I was raised on ketchup
sandwiches, but. Doesn't sound like it, Mr. Never
had a rotisserie. Chicken is it?
Am I up or you up? I.

(01:05:03):
Just did the Pringles. You know, the last reason I like
Pringles is are my road trip chip.
If I'm driving, it's so easy to like just tip it back and pull
one or two of them out right outof the that's smart.
You don't use your hands. You know what?
My road trip chip is a double quarter pounder with cheese.
That's that does sound good. All right, so.
I'm stuck here to. Crossroads I I have three I have

(01:05:26):
three of them that I'm at I I want you know what?
Why don't we do one more each and then honorable mention the?
Last, all right for my final. Pick.
I'm going to go with crunchers, crunchy jalapeno chips.
Crunchers are the ones that's like.
The mixed bag of things No crunchers are like they're.
A black and green bag of the jalapeno ones but they're just
crunchy like you know, the Mesquite BBQ.

(01:05:48):
Just type in crunchers with AK crunchers.
I've never. Had them, never had them.
I I love. Kettle Chips.
Oh yeah, it's kind of. There's a lot of.
People screaming. Right now that we haven't
mentioned how much? Better kettle chips are kettle
chips are elite. They are elite.
I don't know if they're that much.
Better to me, they're like different.
I have to be in the mood for Kettle Chips.

(01:06:09):
You got to be in the mood. That's a.
That's a great way to put. It but the crunch is elite
though. Yeah, crunch is elite, but
sometimes you can. Really.
Stab yourself. Yourself.
Really. Really.
Hurt yourself with the kettle. Chips jabbed my gum.
I'll go. With an obscure one for my last
pick. Give me the movie The Pick is
in. I'm going to go with Have you
ever had these, Takis? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, my kids.

(01:06:31):
Oh my God, I got them from my kids, my daughter.
Brought them home and I was like, those look disgusting.
They're phenomenal. That's a great last.
Pick I had him at. Poker one night, I think it.
Was like the purple bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're so hot my. Eyes were water and my.
Nose is running. I'm drool.
I'm like shuffle the cards. I'm like Yep they are and I.
Couldn't stop eating them my. Son has had.

(01:06:53):
Like 3 excused absences this year and I don't buy them no
more because I I kept I don't I try not to regulate food in my
house. I go, hey, use common sense, but
do you I cannot, I can't leave Takis in the house.
I buy a family size and it's gone.
I wake up in the morning, it's not on the fridge anymore.
And then my son's like, I don't think I can go to school.

(01:07:14):
My belly's not. Feeling so good.
I'm like. Bro, you ate a family sized bag
of hockeys. You're gonna your acid reflux
has got to be through the roof. Better not go to school because
the bathroom will. Not be safe.
Your reputation is I I don't, I don't buy them for my house
anymore. Because they do not have
discipline. It's weird because my kids have
discipline. Like I could leave a bag of name

(01:07:35):
your candy and they'll like graba piece or two.
Yeah, Hockeys are gone. They will stab each other.
They'll. Put glass on their knuckles and
fight. Do you guys go to Trader Joe's?
No, they have that. No, we don't live in Grosse
Pointe. Do we live in?
Wyandotte, we go to Kroger's. I don't know where Trader Joe's
is around. There, I thought there might be
one. No, there is.
My daughter says the stuff from Trader Joe's is even better, but

(01:07:56):
I don't know. Yeah, these are just.
Good, all right for. Honorable mentions pawn.
I got a couple here. I I wanted to talk just for a
second about, I said, is that that mixed bag of chips?
I think they're called munchies,not crunchers.
Ohh, munchy munchos munch. Munch, munch, munch.
They're like a cheese. Cheeto ohh, pretzel, sun chip
and. A pretzel.
Fantastic. Like who thought of this?

(01:08:17):
They're called Munchos. Right.
Yeah, munchies. I think munchies, munchies.
Munchos is also on my honorable.Mansion The.
Munchos are the chips that look like they have like skin cancer.
OK, they got like the pot they're.
Crispy too, right? Yeah, they get the bubble off.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
That's a great that could have. Been real high up on a giraffe.
Munchies or munchies? Munchies.
It's so funny to me because theywere like, look at the chip we
invented. I was like, you just mixed up

(01:08:38):
four existing chips. They're like rolled.
They're that's exactly. You you nailed it.
They're like, what's the pretzelrolls?
Gold rolled Gold rolled gold Sunchip Sun chip.
Dorito and Cheeto. And a.
Pretzel stick too, right, isn't it?
A Isn't that a pretzel stick I've had anyways?
Great bag of chips. Crazy great bags of chips.
It's crazy when you mix. Makes chips how much better they
are. What else you got for we're

(01:08:58):
going to get. Yelled at if.
We do not. Name a better made chip and I'm
going to go with better made BBQHot no the.
Orange bag. Oh, you going?
Red I'm. Going red, going.
Red hot. Now that's a great call.
We had to drop back. We had to drop.
A better made orange is. Up there, the BBQ's up there.
I also like the better made they're.
Not my favorite in the world, but because one of the guys that

(01:09:18):
I play poker with brings them topoker.
The better made pretzel rods andthen we also Oh yeah yeah, yeah,
fantastic playing poke rack like.
We're smoking cigars like we're.Little kids again, Those are
like a yellow package, Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, the weed left somehow. You named Cool Ranch Dorito, but
it wasn't drafted. I think we got to throw that in
there. Cool Ranch Dorito is in the
well, I said that that used to be my go to.
And then I went, you know what Cool Ranch Dorito is, is a chip.

(01:09:41):
For people who don't like to experiment, it's like you found
a good chip and you're not gonnabe stick with it, you're gonna
stick with it. It's like it's a safe chip.
You go to the, you go to the restaurant, you get the burger.
You get the burger no matter where you're at every time.
I do. We're at Ruth's.
Yeah. I'm going to go with the
chicken. Tenders, I'm going to get the.
Burger Hey, let me get the tour of Italy.
Shout out Russo. Shout out South.

(01:10:03):
Gate OG All right, get into our goodbye section.
We picked up zero countries, so we're just going to go directly
into our closing thoughts. Holidays right around the
corner. Christmas is right around the
corner. I told you I'm done this week
already. I'm listening to Christmas music
going into straight up dad mode.I love Christmas.
Christmas is. Fun.
I saw a funny tweet the other day, this at TJ.

(01:10:24):
Kilbride said, A guy in my office is shaking his protein
shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said,
do I hear margaritas? No, Janet, it's 10:00 AM.
That reminds me of the last weekin the office.
Dude, I always call the last dayin the office diving board day
because of a Christmas vacation.Where where Griswold's Bing Bing
Bing. So only somebody.

(01:10:47):
Margarita 10:00 AM. Christmas is coming.
We're going. To take the Christmas break off,
so we'll be recording again after Christmas.
I was out shopping for stuff. I was going to ask you about
that. Do you guys have before you go
into, do you have a limit? So when you get to a certain age
in a certain like we, we both can buy ourselves whatever we
want. It's so awful, so awful.

(01:11:09):
So. Lauren and I decided we we just
said, hey listen, your trip should be each other's gift.
It is we, we also. Like to aggressively save She.
She's on the same bus. This woman is an Angel.
OK, but so hear that, Jamie. Tell your sister.
So we we decided. Hey let's see how nice of a gift

(01:11:29):
we can get each other for 50 bucks only nice.
So I just, I broke that rule a lot, quite a bit.
I was. Going to say if if you got.
A price limit then. You need to get into the
thoughtful category I know of. The thing is, is there.
Were so because she doesn't spend money on herself there
were she had a rundown Apple Watch beat up didn't work stayed
charged for 10 minutes guys big time in me I've never owned an

(01:11:51):
Apple Watch in my. Life.
Well, Black Friday comes around.What's the?
First thing you see true. So my, my point, my point was
one, do you guys set a limit foreach other?
Because since we can buy whatever the hell you want to
buy for yourself, I think we have an unspoken limit.
Yeah. We're just like, don't buy me
something. Stupid.
Ours is probably around 50 bucks.
Yeah, I don't want a freaking another coat.

(01:12:13):
Don't buy me this expensive pairof shoes I don't care about Like
don't you don't need to Don't try to impress me with how much
money you spend on Christmas because it's not going to
impress me. Stuff just gets.
We get each other like little. Things that are like sort of
thoughtful, sort of not. So yeah, I texted stuff today or
yesterday. I texted her.
I go, hey, I don't know what to get you this year, so I just
named I I went online and paid to have a star named after you.

(01:12:35):
What did she say? She goes.
Oh. Whoops.
Amazing. You serious?
I go. No, I'm not serious.
She goes few PHW. I was like I go if I.
Named a star after you, I. Would make sure that I got to
see your face making a good reaction in front of the kids on
Christmas morning yeah yes Stephis not a.
Name a star after type of personyou know what I also realized is

(01:12:57):
that kids. Don't like action figures
anymore. My son's too old for action
figures but I never bought him action figures.
I know it's I like lived for. Action figures when I was young.
Listen, I. I spent probably several 100
hours re enacting WrestleMania reenactments with a ring in
figures and then GI Joe Yeah andthe wrestling buddy ring with

(01:13:20):
the. With like the arms moved.
I knew my mom had. Increased her pay and she like
she was moving up in the world because it was like I got the
ring too. Oh yeah, I got a wrestling, I
got a WWF ring. I will say though that I I
thought. I thought my son still had his
innocence. He doesn't like action figures.
I thought he still has his innocence because he's still

(01:13:40):
kind of a young person, 11 yearsold.
We're watching Christmas Vacation the other day and, you
know, he takes his treatments atnight time and it's at volume
and he's like, dad, turn it up. So I see that it's on 68 volume
68. And I click it twice, you know,
and he goes, no, click it back down one more.
I was like, good man, what good?Man, I was like, how do you even

(01:14:00):
know about this? All right, Pawn, that's.
All I got click. Subscribe, click the
notification bell too, so that when we drop a podcast it goes
straight to your phone. Leave us a five star.
We didn't really talk about whatwe were doing.
Next time. Next time it's going to be after
Christmas. The only thing I can think of on
top of my head is names that we would call our gay bars if we
owned one. I already know.

(01:14:22):
My Topanga. There's a Topanga, I don't know
what we're doing. Next time we'll figure it out.
We'll let you guys know. That's all I got, Pawn what you
got? That's it for me.
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