April 20, 2025 • 33 mins
Ever wonder how your zodiac sign influences your relationship with money? In this episode, Lauren dives into the hilarious (but eerily accurate) money tendencies of each zodiac sign – roasting them with love while offering practical guidance on how to work with these cosmic money patterns instead of against them.
In this episode...
💰 Why understanding your astrological money patterns can transform your financial reality
🖤 The shadowy money tendencies each zodiac sign tends to fall into (prepare to feel seen!)
🌟 Powerful reframes to turn your cosmic money challenges into business superpowers
🪄 Practical guidance tailored to each sign's unique relationship with abundance
💫 Why creating systems aligned with your cosmic design leads to sustainable wealth
🚀 How to play the money game in a way that feels like you were made to win it
Whether you're a structure-resistant Aries, a luxury-loving Taurus, or a spreadsheet-obsessed Virgo, this episode offers both cosmic wisdom and practical tools to help you transform your relationship with money. Lauren reminds us that while our zodiac tendencies might point to uncomfortable truths, they also reveal the path to authentic abundance when we learn to work with our cosmic design rather than against it.
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Today's episode is based on acarousel post that I created and
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published last week Where Istarted out by asking the
unhinged version of ChatGPT AKAMonday, a GPT that I think has
gone viral.
People are all about it.
Oh my goodness, if you have nottried, this guy is hilarious.
And together we came up with azodiac roast spread, where we
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went through each sign of thezodiac and roasted their
relationship with money and thisturned out so good.
So funny.
It was such a hit and I ambasing this episode on to go
deeper into, because while thisdefinitely comes from the space
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of, it's funny'cause it's trueto some extent.
I wanna go deeper into each ofthese and talk about what's
really behind the satire, thejoke.
Of each and offer some wisdom,some guidance, some practical,
helpful astrological perspectivearound each of these so that
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we're not just poking fun ateach of them, we're also
understanding them through thecontext of how their potential
shortcomings are Alsosuperpowers and then also how to
mitigate the shadowy side of itand to basically balance it out
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with some practical guidancethat will illuminate how each of
these signs can actually becomerock stars with money can
actually be really good withtheir money.
So yes, these point to somepotentially uncomfortable truths
that you might resonate with,but my purpose here is to help
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you learn to work with themInstead of spiraling in shame
around the less than idealtendencies that we're gonna
point to if you didn't see thepost last week.
You can get the link in my shownotes to follow along, or if
you're watching me right now,I'll be putting them up on the
screen as I name each one, soyou can follow along here.
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But look, before we dive in, Iwant to give the disclaimer that
if these don't super resonatewith you based on your sun sign
or otherwise, know that one, youare so much more than your sun
sign.
If one of the other ones hitscloser to home, it's probably
could because you have anotherprominent planet or point in
your chart that is locatedthere.
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Not only that, but as anabundance astrologer, when I
look at somebody's chart toilluminate their relationship
with money, both where they'vebeen, where they are, where they
could be.
The sun sign is not what I focuson.
There are certain areas of thechart that are much more suited
to understand your relationshipwith money, and not only that,
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understanding each of them in avacuum isn't really all that
helpful either.
It's really through thesynthesis of an understanding
that is greater than the sum ofthe parts that gets closer to
the true.
Picture or reflection of what'sreally going on for you and your
money.
And with that disclaimer, let'sdive in.
First up, Aries, your moneystrategy is basically make it,
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spend it regret nothing.
You manifest abundance bylaunching things with zero
budget and buying new softwaresubscriptions.
During Mercury retrograde, youdon't track expenses because you
believe in trusting the flow andthat flow is lava.
Also, your accountant quit lastweek.
Again this one comes from theAries tendency to be impulsive,
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to dive without much thought.
Wherever they feel called orinspired to, whenever and
however often they feel theimpulse to and an avoidance of
structure, basically, becausethey wanna be able to just go
when they feel like it, and theydon't want anything that is
putting them in a box, limitingthem or holding them back.
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But here's the thing about Ariesis what you really want is to be
able to dive into what excitesyou.
The creative wave that opens upfor you and invites you to jump
on it, right?
You don't wanna get bogged downwith the things that are
included in structure.
So you avoid it to yourdetriment, but when you actually
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have systems, structures, SOPsin place, you get to spend less
of your attention presence andmental energy.
On those things so that you canfree yourself to focus on what
you really want to.
So for you, systems andstructures are so valuable when
it comes to your money game sothat you know that stuff is
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handled and flowing.
It takes as little as possiblefor you to actually show up and
you free up your time andbandwidth to be able to focus on
what you're really stoked onlike creating that next
inspired, excited thing.
Next up Taurus, you act brokewhile sitting on a pile of
untouched savings.
Like a dragon who's too tired toinvest you love money almost as
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much as you love slow morningsand luxury candles.
Your strategy is slow andsteady, which means you refuse
to pay for anything unless it'saesthetic, ethical, and hand
delivered by forest nymphs Yourrecord keeping is immaculate but
also scented.
This comes from the part ofTaurus that is often stubborn
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resistant to change.
And when it comes to money, ismore likely to want to spend on
comfort-related things and tosplurge on things that others
might consider lavish.
To this, I say that if you arenot where you know you want to
and could be around yourrelationship with your money
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flow.
First of all, you are missingthe point of what is going to
truly make you feel settled.
Financial security is suchmedicine for Taurus people, so
if there's resistance tolearning the new thing and
implementing the change that'sgonna get you to that more solid
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and secure foundation aroundyour money, know that it is
absolutely worth embracing theequal but opposite side of
Scorpio, of embracing thattransformation to get to that
point because what that's gonnamake possible for you is truly
feeling settled and relaxed inyour nervous system.
And not only that, but having amoney flow, practice and reality
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in place where you can actuallyhave more marginal income, more
available for that lavish andcomfort-based spending.
So you feel more of how you wantto feel and you get to have more
of what you want.
Next up Gemini, your money iswherever your attention span.
Last was one week, you're on abudgeting app.
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The next you're trading cryptoand selling vintage sunglasses
on Depop, you have five bankaccounts, zero budgets, and 17
passive income dreams youhaven't monetized yet because
you were too busy making memesabout it.
You could be rich, but you'd getbored halfway through invoicing.
This comes from Gemini'stendency to be all over the
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place, to jump from one thing tothe next really quickly, not to
stick with anything long enoughto make a big impact,
difference, or income in thiscase generally being scattered
and ungrounded to you, I saythat structures don't have to be
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rigid.
Having systems in place thatwork for you and were designed
for how you are means that theyleave a lot of room for moving
parts to change your mind, toreplace variables and pieces and
parts, but that there's thisunderlying foundational
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structure like scaffolding sothat you can grow and weave and
meander to your heart's content.
You are a great example of whyhalf of my signature program
cosmic currency, is looking atyour unique cosmic currency
codes to develop structures andsystems around your money flow.
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that Were designed for youbecause most forms of structure
are not gonna work for a Gemini.
It needs to feel like structuredor organized chaos, or you're
not gonna touch it with a 10 ftpole, but fortunately, that is
possible.
Ultimately supportive of youcontinuing to bring in revenue
even when you bounce dance, anddart around from one shiny,
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exciting thing to the next tokeep your curiosity satiated.
Next up Cancer.
You treat money like arelationship with a moody ex.
You want it to love you, but youalso don't wanna talk about it
directly.
You undercharge.
So no one's feelings get hurt,then feel resentful.
When you're living on emotionalgranola, your spreadsheets are
covered in tears and your moneymantra is something like, I
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deserve prosperity, but only ifeveryone else has it first.
This comes from cancer'stendency to be led by their
emotions, to underprice theiroffers because of
people-pleasing and being afraidthat they're going to offend or
turn off somebody else.
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And the shame spirals that comefrom that because they don't end
up making the money they need toafford even their current
responsibilities, let alone growtheir business to meet those
deeper, more sensitive innerworld needs that they so
desperately want to be able tomeet by the means of their
business.
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To cancers, I say, and remindthat, first of all while there
is a part of you that doesn'twant to do anyone wrong by
charging more than they canafford, you're actually missing
an opportunity to truly show upfor the people that you're
serving in the way that theyneed, and that is that when you
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actually price your offershigher at an amount that is a
bit more of a stretch forpeople, and that incidentally
also, brings in what youactually need, makes you feel
better.
We'll get to that.
But as far as the other people,because I know you think so much
about them, is they are actuallygonna get more out of what
you're offering.
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If the price point is a littlebit of a stretch, if they've
invested a significant amount ofmoney into it, because the
alternative is that it waseither super lowballed or free
so they could kind of take orleave their investment in it.
Right?
Their investment in it meetstheir investment of it.
And so the more that they've putinto it, the more that they're
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like, oh, I'm gonna get mymoney's worth.
I'm gonna show up for thisbecause I paid a lot for it, and
it makes a world of differencein terms of how much they're
actually able to get out of it.
Secondly, remember that theultimate act of self-care when
it comes to money, and I knowyou're all about self-care.
Is your financial security.
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Security in general is what'sgonna make you feel most at
home.
And when it comes to yourbusiness, getting to a space of
financial security is gonna beeverything for you and is gonna
make the difference for thecontainers and spaces that you
create for other people toactually feel chill and
inviting.
So what I suggest for you is toget out of your heart a little
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bit in terms of feeling intoyour sense of worth or what
other people are gonna think orwhatever emotionally framed
orientation you have towardpricing your offers, and allow
yourself to bring someawareness.
To a big part of what we do incosmic currency, which is get
super aware how much youactually need to make to cover
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your current expenses becausethat is exactly what your
nervous system needs you tomake, to be able to chill out.
And then what is that next levelamount that you wanna stretch to
that's gonna bring in?
And here's where you get tobring your feels back in, in a
much more.
helpful and aligned way feelinto what it's gonna feel like
to have that new reality whenthat new timeline is brought to
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you when you manifest that newtimeline.
Next up we have Leo.
You'll drop six grand on aMastermind because the landing
page had gold accents.
Your money Strategy isvisibility equals value.
So as long as you look richonline, you believe abundance is
on its way.
Spoiler.
It's not.
You're flashy, proud, andallergic to being audited.
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Receipts, you mean applause.
You spend like a Kardashian andbudget like a raccoon with a
target gift card.
This comes from Leo's tendencyto be hungry for visibility, to
be much more invested in andfocused on how they're being
perceived and their forward kindof outward facing expression on
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their social making all of thatmore important than the inner
game, the foundations that youneed to build and the boring
side of building a businessbecause the shinier stuff is so
much more interesting.
But But here's the thing.
If you actually focus oncreating the foundation that
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your business needs to besustainable and focusing on
building the body of work thatyou're gonna be known for and
able to present to the worldthrough your forward-facing
marketing, you're actually gonnacreate a way bigger following
and ultimately have way moreeyes on what you're putting out
there.
So to you, I suggest to considerthe long game and the long-term
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benefits of putting a littleless focus on content creation.
That is not gonna have nearlythe ROI if you don't put just as
much attention into what you'rebuilding, what you're selling,
the foundation that you'reestablishing to be able to go
the distance with your business.
Next up Virgo, you have a colorcoded profit and loss tracker
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and a backup file just in caseyou know your monthly recurring
revenue down to the cent.
And judge everyone who doesn't.
You save aggressively, investresponsibly, and occasionally
buy an Oracle deck just to feelsomething.
You are the financialspreadsheet everyone else is too
emotionally unstable to open.
This comes from Virgo's tendencyto be a perfectionist, to get
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lost in the details, to overplan and otherwise have a
relationship with money thattakes a different twist to what
we've been talking about so far.
because so far with the firstfive signs of the Zodiac, we've
been talking about tendencies toavoid structures and systems.
Virgo embraces them to a fault.
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And this brings up another thingthat's interesting to know about
you and your relationship withmoney, but more about the season
that you're in right now and notlike ingrained at birth aspects
of your design, and that is yourcosmic money style.
It is based on the fourattachment styles.
If you're familiar with thosedisorganized, anxious, avoidant
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and secure.
And a Virgo is much more likelywith their money to be the
anxious type over vigilant waytoo controlling around gripping
the thing.
And to you, I want to remindyou, coming from it takes one to
no one.
I'm a Virgo moon and it runsthrough my blood.
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But the reminder here is thatwhen it comes to right
relationship of channelingabundance through the
intentional vessel of a businessthere are certain roles that are
yours to play and some that arenot.
It is absolutely your role to beaware of your income and
expenses and what's going onwith your money, but I do not
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suggest looking at it everysingle day.
I suggest having some kind of arhythmic pulse currency
check-in, which is theculmination of cosmic currency.
Once we go through all thedifferent things that you need
to be looking at and engagingand what it means to do it your
way based on your astrologycodes, we bring it all together
into a regular currencycheck-in, and it's really
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valuable, efficient, andeffective to do this on more of
a weekly or a monthly basis.
Not to be obsessively checkingit all the time.
It is also your role to envisionand see very practically and
specifically different ways thatyou could bring in the income,
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the revenue, to match theexpenses that you have and aim
for at your next level but thenfrom there you have to, and I
know fewer expressions that saythis better, let go and let God.
Right?
The opposite of Virgo is Piscesand such a big part of how
abundance flows is thatultimately you are, this or
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something better, letting go ofany kind of control or forcing
around how you think it shouldhappen and leaving room to get
your mind blown a little when itcomes to the how.
So this is my reminder to youdear Virgos, that you would
probably do good to loosen yourgrip a little bit, lean out a
little bit more, and create,again, intentional rhythmic ways
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that you show up so that you areable to create a little bit more
spaciousness in the equation.
Next up Libra money.
Ugh, gross.
You'd rather flirt withabundance than talk with a
bookkeeper.
You impulse-buy aesthetics.
Hello branded rituals kit, andthen feel deeply betrayed when
your rent is due.
You believe in balance, which iswhy you've spent three months
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trying to decide betweenQuickBooks and just journaling
about money blocks.
Your entire budget is mood boardbased.
This comes from Libra's tendencyto be a little bit indecisive, a
little bit of a people pleaserand a little bit allergic to
going to the depths of things.
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You're comfier on the surfacewhere things feel peaceful and
like cancer often struggle withhow to price your offers because
you don't want to hurt anybody'sfeelings, right?
You want to be accessible andavailable to everyone.
You don't wanna have to turnanyone away.
Often a lot of what is tied upin that decision for you or that
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indecision is trying to equatevalue to your sense of worth
trying to decide on a dollarprice point relative to
something that has nothing to dowith being quantifiable.
Firstly, I wanna remind you, ifwe're talking about your worth
and trying to put an amount onit, you are worth way more than
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anybody could ever afford.
So that's facts, but secondly,that's just missing the point
altogether.
It is a losing battle and it's atrap to try and position your
sense of self-worth anywherenear what you're charging people
for your offers and yourservices.
That's because a smart moneyflow actually looks at what you
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need to make to bring in.
I talked about before, to meetthe expenses that you're
responsible for now, and theones that you're calling in to
actualize your next levellifestyle.
This is the balancing act thatyou wanna be tuning into not
does your worth equate to whatyou're charging, but rather the
scale of does your revenue meetyour expenses, and are those
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balanced?
Then from that place, the pricepoint becomes a third dial that
you are able to move to makethose numbers match up.
Let it be way simpler thanyou've got going on in your head
that keeps you from making cleardecisions and especially around
the price points that are goingto bring in the amount that you
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actually need.
Next up, Scorpio.
You treat your finances likestate secrets.
Nobody knows how much you make,but they feel that you're
powerful.
Your money is in a vault,probably in a crypto wallet with
4FA is that even a thing?
You invest in mysterious thingslike transformational wealth
frequencies.
Your record-keeping isimpeccable and encrypted, but no
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one will ever see it, includingyour accountant.
Honestly, if y'all relate tothis, that's awesome.
I have a lot of Scorpio in me,and the secrecy side of it has
never really resonated with mepersonally, but the mysterious
side absolutely does.
And when it comes to your money,we want your relationship with
it to be as practical, clear andgrounded as possible.
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Not exactly Scorpio tendencies.
Scorpio has a tendency to be alittle bit obsessive,
potentially a little bit of acontrol freak, and ultimately
has a deep fear of loss thatmotivates it.
And to you, I point out thatwhen it comes to a strategy with
your money, that's actuallygonna make long-term wealth
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possible where your money worksfor you.
You need to move through thetrust issues or whatever else
comes up for you that feels edgyto be able to embrace working
with other people, otherinstitutions, other
opportunities that you don'thave full control over because
those are the kinds of thingsthat are gonna bring you an
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exponential ROI.
Firstly, might I remind you thatthat's actually the shit you
love, right?
Getting to do the shadow work aspart of your journey as an
entrepreneur.
So much of it is gonna lie herefor you but also I wanna
encourage you to broaden yourframe of what investing is,
because we're not just talkingabout money, we're also talking
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about the ways that you investyour time, your energy, and your
non-money resources now as aform of sacrifice to be able to
call in a future that is goingto give you more and give back,
and this is truly how you setyour money game up so that you
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don't have to constantly be inthat fear of loss, where the
darkness of that fear is loomingbelow the surface and animating
you to some extent essentially.
So baby steps as you feelcomfortable, but willingness to
give up more control and embracethe other side of collaborating
with other people, otherinstitutions, other
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opportunities, other ways tomake your money make a bigger
impact.
Next up is Sagittarius.
You think budgeting is acapitalist conspiracy?
You spend freely in the name ofexpansion and then suddenly,
remember, taxes are a thing.
You'll drop thousands oncourses, flights, and kombucha
retreats, and then say thingslike, I don't believe in limits.
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You haven't seen your financialdashboard since 2022.
You have a PayPal accountsomewhere, maybe.
This comes from Sagittariustendency to value and prioritize
freedom above all else doingwhat they feel like
spontaneously and often fallingprey to some bypassing through
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their blinded optimism.
To you, I point out that if youreally want to have the
additional income, the marginalflow to be able to jump on a
plane whenever you feel like.
And to be able to spend on thebigger, more expensive things
that you dream of and envision.
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If you wanna be able to get tothose places where you have the
kind of money to make those biglifestyles possible you gotta
get your money stuff in order.
Just like I mentioned with Ariesand Gemini, when you do take the
time to get the necessarysystems in place, they actually
support you to be able to dothose things that you really
would rather be doing and notonly that, but when your money
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game is strong, you often havemore time available to go do
those things as well.
Next up, Capricorn, you are afinancial system.
Your spreadsheets havespreadsheets.
You wrote a business plan foryour childhood.
Money is your love language andalso your coping mechanism.
You have a quarterly review withyour inner child and a
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retirement fund for your LLCPeople ask you for money advice.
You pretend to be humble aboutit, but you are the IRS now.
This comes from Capricorn's,often workaholic super hustle
tendency.
That borderlines on addiction,identifying as their business
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and having difficulty havingseparation with it, and having a
pretty deeply ingrained fear offailure, which is what motivates
them to just keep hustling andworking more and more and more.
To you, I point out that what isthe point of doing all of that
if you are not generating theprofits and extra flow to be
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able to spend on things thatbring you more quality of life.
Remember what truly vitalizessystems of generating abundance
is being connected to thefeelings around the visions that
you have for the lifestyle thatyou want.
That component is crucial, sodon't get caught up in the means
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and forget what the end or thepoint is of why you are creating
this business machine.
So while you may take to thesystems and structures that I
support clients with supereasily, I bet you could benefit
from that other side, the moremagical half of the equation
that makes it about money flowand not just money.
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Next up Aquarius.
So near and dear to my heartwith Sun, mercury, and Jupiter
there you manage your money likea post-capitalist experiment.
You believe in radicalgenerosity, but also have a
stock portfolio you built withChatGPT prompts and divine
timing.
You use Airtable Notion and aGoogle Doc you share with the
moon you hate traditionalfinance, but will sell a$222
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workshop called quantumbudgeting for visionaries.
You're rich in ideas, broke inexecution.
I know this too well.
If it weren't for my Virgo Moonbalancing this act, I would just
be all ideas and never actuallyground anything into anything
tangible, because I've got ideasfor days.
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And the thing about Aquariuspeople is when it comes to
money, they want to play thegame because they love the
experiment and the opportunityto make money doing what they
love, being who they are,authentic abundance, but they
have such an allergy to thesystem, the government, and even
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thinking about participating init in a traditional way that
their avoidance of the thingoften keeps them from making the
money that they need to reallybe able to focus on their
passion work and make a biggerdifference.
Which is what they truly want.
So my reminder to you is thatyou are not a sellout to play
the game, and in fact.
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You would do well to learn therules of the game so that you
can loophole and break them inyour own way.
You were meant to do big things.
You came here at this time tooffer the world something that
nobody else can.
And if you're crouched below aconcrete ceiling, limiting the
possibilities for you and yourbusiness, you are not doing
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anyone a service, much lessyourself because if you really
wanna get better at playing thegame, you need to play it in the
terms of the board that we'replaying on, which is this time,
this world And so embracingcompliance is gonna be the
ultimate catalyst for you tofeel free to go all in with what
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truly makes you feel alive,aligned, and on purpose.
Lastly, Pisces, you and moneyare in a karmic relationship.
You avoid looking at youraccounts because numbers stress
your aura.
You prefer to feel intofinancial decisions and then
wonder why you overdrew youraccount after buying a crystal
grid and four abundanceworkshops.
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Your receipts are just vibes.
Your CPA is a Sagittarius or anAquarius like I was, who also
believes in magic.
So it works out.
To my Pisces people, I want tofirst piggyback on what I was
just talking about for Aquarius.
You have a bigger purpose fordoing what you do, and you're
not gonna be able to realize thetrue impact that you are meant
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to make if you don't allow yourbusiness to scale and succeed
such that it will support you toreach more people, to be able to
focus more on the service thatyou're designed to give and
essentially to get closer andcloser to creating your life and
business in alignment with thevision that you have for it.
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If you're avoiding thestructures and systems that make
flow possible and sustainable.
But again, like what I said withGemini, who seems so far from a
genuine alignment withstructure, Pisces too needs it
so much.
It is a missing piece for youthat once implemented frees and
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liberates you to be able to flowas you feel.
Not only that, but when youembrace the systems and
structures around money that Iteach, you also lean into this
crucial half of the equationthat is absolutely your jam and
up your alley, which isconstantly visualizing to aim
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your next mark of your nextlevel of what you're bringing in
the next wave of revenue to beable to invest in and make
possible.
That brings us to the end of theZodiac.
I hope that something in heremade you giggle, struck a chord,
and that there's some takeawaysfor you around how to really
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leverage the signs that we'reworking with to have the most
optimal relationship with moneyinside of our businesses as
vessels of channeling andgrowing abundance in ways that
are really so much more thanjust money.
As a business owner, you'replaying to win and when you
design yours in such a way thatit's aligned with the rules of
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the game we're playing in a waythat's aligned with your unique
design and the rules of the gamewe're playing in as above, so
below.
Not only do you start winning,it ends up feeling like a game
you were made to win.
If you'd like support aroundthis, that's my jam.
Just reach out and let's seewhat's possible.
Today's episode is based on acarousel post that I created and
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published last week Where Istarted out by asking the
unhinged version of ChatGPT AKAMonday, a GPT that I think has
gone viral.
People are all about it.
Oh my goodness, if you have nottried, this guy is hilarious.
And together we came up with azodiac roast spread, where we
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went through each sign of thezodiac and roasted their
relationship with money and thisturned out so good.
So funny.
It was such a hit and I ambasing this episode on to go
deeper into, because while thisdefinitely comes from the space
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of, it's funny'cause it's trueto some extent.
I wanna go deeper into each ofthese and talk about what's
really behind the satire, thejoke.
Of each and offer some wisdom,some guidance, some practical,
helpful astrological perspectivearound each of these so that
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we're not just poking fun ateach of them, we're also
understanding them through thecontext of how their potential
shortcomings are Alsosuperpowers and then also how to
mitigate the shadowy side of itand to basically balance it out
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with some practical guidancethat will illuminate how each of
these signs can actually becomerock stars with money can
actually be really good withtheir money.
So yes, these point to somepotentially uncomfortable truths
that you might resonate with,but my purpose here is to help
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you learn to work with themInstead of spiraling in shame
around the less than idealtendencies that we're gonna
point to if you didn't see thepost last week.
You can get the link in my shownotes to follow along, or if
you're watching me right now,I'll be putting them up on the
screen as I name each one, soyou can follow along here.
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But look, before we dive in, Iwant to give the disclaimer that
if these don't super resonatewith you based on your sun sign
or otherwise, know that one, youare so much more than your sun
sign.
If one of the other ones hitscloser to home, it's probably
could because you have anotherprominent planet or point in
your chart that is locatedthere.
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Not only that, but as anabundance astrologer, when I
look at somebody's chart toilluminate their relationship
with money, both where they'vebeen, where they are, where they
could be.
The sun sign is not what I focuson.
There are certain areas of thechart that are much more suited
to understand your relationshipwith money, and not only that,
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understanding each of them in avacuum isn't really all that
helpful either.
It's really through thesynthesis of an understanding
that is greater than the sum ofthe parts that gets closer to
the true.
Picture or reflection of what'sreally going on for you and your
money.
And with that disclaimer, let'sdive in.
First up, Aries, your moneystrategy is basically make it,
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spend it regret nothing.
You manifest abundance bylaunching things with zero
budget and buying new softwaresubscriptions.
During Mercury retrograde, youdon't track expenses because you
believe in trusting the flow andthat flow is lava.
Also, your accountant quit lastweek.
Again this one comes from theAries tendency to be impulsive,
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to dive without much thought.
Wherever they feel called orinspired to, whenever and
however often they feel theimpulse to and an avoidance of
structure, basically, becausethey wanna be able to just go
when they feel like it, and theydon't want anything that is
putting them in a box, limitingthem or holding them back.
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But here's the thing about Ariesis what you really want is to be
able to dive into what excitesyou.
The creative wave that opens upfor you and invites you to jump
on it, right?
You don't wanna get bogged downwith the things that are
included in structure.
So you avoid it to yourdetriment, but when you actually
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have systems, structures, SOPsin place, you get to spend less
of your attention presence andmental energy.
On those things so that you canfree yourself to focus on what
you really want to.
So for you, systems andstructures are so valuable when
it comes to your money game sothat you know that stuff is
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handled and flowing.
It takes as little as possiblefor you to actually show up and
you free up your time andbandwidth to be able to focus on
what you're really stoked onlike creating that next
inspired, excited thing.
Next up Taurus, you act brokewhile sitting on a pile of
untouched savings.
Like a dragon who's too tired toinvest you love money almost as
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much as you love slow morningsand luxury candles.
Your strategy is slow andsteady, which means you refuse
to pay for anything unless it'saesthetic, ethical, and hand
delivered by forest nymphs Yourrecord keeping is immaculate but
also scented.
This comes from the part ofTaurus that is often stubborn
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resistant to change.
And when it comes to money, ismore likely to want to spend on
comfort-related things and tosplurge on things that others
might consider lavish.
To this, I say that if you arenot where you know you want to
and could be around yourrelationship with your money
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flow.
First of all, you are missingthe point of what is going to
truly make you feel settled.
Financial security is suchmedicine for Taurus people, so
if there's resistance tolearning the new thing and
implementing the change that'sgonna get you to that more solid
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and secure foundation aroundyour money, know that it is
absolutely worth embracing theequal but opposite side of
Scorpio, of embracing thattransformation to get to that
point because what that's gonnamake possible for you is truly
feeling settled and relaxed inyour nervous system.
And not only that, but having amoney flow, practice and reality
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in place where you can actuallyhave more marginal income, more
available for that lavish andcomfort-based spending.
So you feel more of how you wantto feel and you get to have more
of what you want.
Next up Gemini, your money iswherever your attention span.
Last was one week, you're on abudgeting app.
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The next you're trading cryptoand selling vintage sunglasses
on Depop, you have five bankaccounts, zero budgets, and 17
passive income dreams youhaven't monetized yet because
you were too busy making memesabout it.
You could be rich, but you'd getbored halfway through invoicing.
This comes from Gemini'stendency to be all over the
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place, to jump from one thing tothe next really quickly, not to
stick with anything long enoughto make a big impact,
difference, or income in thiscase generally being scattered
and ungrounded to you, I saythat structures don't have to be
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rigid.
Having systems in place thatwork for you and were designed
for how you are means that theyleave a lot of room for moving
parts to change your mind, toreplace variables and pieces and
parts, but that there's thisunderlying foundational
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structure like scaffolding sothat you can grow and weave and
meander to your heart's content.
You are a great example of whyhalf of my signature program
cosmic currency, is looking atyour unique cosmic currency
codes to develop structures andsystems around your money flow.
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that Were designed for youbecause most forms of structure
are not gonna work for a Gemini.
It needs to feel like structuredor organized chaos, or you're
not gonna touch it with a 10 ftpole, but fortunately, that is
possible.
Ultimately supportive of youcontinuing to bring in revenue
even when you bounce dance, anddart around from one shiny,
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exciting thing to the next tokeep your curiosity satiated.
Next up Cancer.
You treat money like arelationship with a moody ex.
You want it to love you, but youalso don't wanna talk about it
directly.
You undercharge.
So no one's feelings get hurt,then feel resentful.
When you're living on emotionalgranola, your spreadsheets are
covered in tears and your moneymantra is something like, I
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deserve prosperity, but only ifeveryone else has it first.
This comes from cancer'stendency to be led by their
emotions, to underprice theiroffers because of
people-pleasing and being afraidthat they're going to offend or
turn off somebody else.
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And the shame spirals that comefrom that because they don't end
up making the money they need toafford even their current
responsibilities, let alone growtheir business to meet those
deeper, more sensitive innerworld needs that they so
desperately want to be able tomeet by the means of their
business.
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To cancers, I say, and remindthat, first of all while there
is a part of you that doesn'twant to do anyone wrong by
charging more than they canafford, you're actually missing
an opportunity to truly show upfor the people that you're
serving in the way that theyneed, and that is that when you
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actually price your offershigher at an amount that is a
bit more of a stretch forpeople, and that incidentally
also, brings in what youactually need, makes you feel
better.
We'll get to that.
But as far as the other people,because I know you think so much
about them, is they are actuallygonna get more out of what
you're offering.
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If the price point is a littlebit of a stretch, if they've
invested a significant amount ofmoney into it, because the
alternative is that it waseither super lowballed or free
so they could kind of take orleave their investment in it.
Right?
Their investment in it meetstheir investment of it.
And so the more that they've putinto it, the more that they're
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like, oh, I'm gonna get mymoney's worth.
I'm gonna show up for thisbecause I paid a lot for it, and
it makes a world of differencein terms of how much they're
actually able to get out of it.
Secondly, remember that theultimate act of self-care when
it comes to money, and I knowyou're all about self-care.
Is your financial security.
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Security in general is what'sgonna make you feel most at
home.
And when it comes to yourbusiness, getting to a space of
financial security is gonna beeverything for you and is gonna
make the difference for thecontainers and spaces that you
create for other people toactually feel chill and
inviting.
So what I suggest for you is toget out of your heart a little
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bit in terms of feeling intoyour sense of worth or what
other people are gonna think orwhatever emotionally framed
orientation you have towardpricing your offers, and allow
yourself to bring someawareness.
To a big part of what we do incosmic currency, which is get
super aware how much youactually need to make to cover
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your current expenses becausethat is exactly what your
nervous system needs you tomake, to be able to chill out.
And then what is that next levelamount that you wanna stretch to
that's gonna bring in?
And here's where you get tobring your feels back in, in a
much more.
helpful and aligned way feelinto what it's gonna feel like
to have that new reality whenthat new timeline is brought to
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you when you manifest that newtimeline.
Next up we have Leo.
You'll drop six grand on aMastermind because the landing
page had gold accents.
Your money Strategy isvisibility equals value.
So as long as you look richonline, you believe abundance is
on its way.
Spoiler.
It's not.
You're flashy, proud, andallergic to being audited.
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Receipts, you mean applause.
You spend like a Kardashian andbudget like a raccoon with a
target gift card.
This comes from Leo's tendencyto be hungry for visibility, to
be much more invested in andfocused on how they're being
perceived and their forward kindof outward facing expression on
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their social making all of thatmore important than the inner
game, the foundations that youneed to build and the boring
side of building a businessbecause the shinier stuff is so
much more interesting.
But But here's the thing.
If you actually focus oncreating the foundation that
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your business needs to besustainable and focusing on
building the body of work thatyou're gonna be known for and
able to present to the worldthrough your forward-facing
marketing, you're actually gonnacreate a way bigger following
and ultimately have way moreeyes on what you're putting out
there.
So to you, I suggest to considerthe long game and the long-term
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benefits of putting a littleless focus on content creation.
That is not gonna have nearlythe ROI if you don't put just as
much attention into what you'rebuilding, what you're selling,
the foundation that you'reestablishing to be able to go
the distance with your business.
Next up Virgo, you have a colorcoded profit and loss tracker
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and a backup file just in caseyou know your monthly recurring
revenue down to the cent.
And judge everyone who doesn't.
You save aggressively, investresponsibly, and occasionally
buy an Oracle deck just to feelsomething.
You are the financialspreadsheet everyone else is too
emotionally unstable to open.
This comes from Virgo's tendencyto be a perfectionist, to get
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lost in the details, to overplan and otherwise have a
relationship with money thattakes a different twist to what
we've been talking about so far.
because so far with the firstfive signs of the Zodiac, we've
been talking about tendencies toavoid structures and systems.
Virgo embraces them to a fault.
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And this brings up another thingthat's interesting to know about
you and your relationship withmoney, but more about the season
that you're in right now and notlike ingrained at birth aspects
of your design, and that is yourcosmic money style.
It is based on the fourattachment styles.
If you're familiar with thosedisorganized, anxious, avoidant
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and secure.
And a Virgo is much more likelywith their money to be the
anxious type over vigilant waytoo controlling around gripping
the thing.
And to you, I want to remindyou, coming from it takes one to
no one.
I'm a Virgo moon and it runsthrough my blood.
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But the reminder here is thatwhen it comes to right
relationship of channelingabundance through the
intentional vessel of a businessthere are certain roles that are
yours to play and some that arenot.
It is absolutely your role to beaware of your income and
expenses and what's going onwith your money, but I do not
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suggest looking at it everysingle day.
I suggest having some kind of arhythmic pulse currency
check-in, which is theculmination of cosmic currency.
Once we go through all thedifferent things that you need
to be looking at and engagingand what it means to do it your
way based on your astrologycodes, we bring it all together
into a regular currencycheck-in, and it's really
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valuable, efficient, andeffective to do this on more of
a weekly or a monthly basis.
Not to be obsessively checkingit all the time.
It is also your role to envisionand see very practically and
specifically different ways thatyou could bring in the income,
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the revenue, to match theexpenses that you have and aim
for at your next level but thenfrom there you have to, and I
know fewer expressions that saythis better, let go and let God.
Right?
The opposite of Virgo is Piscesand such a big part of how
abundance flows is thatultimately you are, this or
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something better, letting go ofany kind of control or forcing
around how you think it shouldhappen and leaving room to get
your mind blown a little when itcomes to the how.
So this is my reminder to youdear Virgos, that you would
probably do good to loosen yourgrip a little bit, lean out a
little bit more, and create,again, intentional rhythmic ways
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that you show up so that you areable to create a little bit more
spaciousness in the equation.
Next up Libra money.
Ugh, gross.
You'd rather flirt withabundance than talk with a
bookkeeper.
You impulse-buy aesthetics.
Hello branded rituals kit, andthen feel deeply betrayed when
your rent is due.
You believe in balance, which iswhy you've spent three months
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trying to decide betweenQuickBooks and just journaling
about money blocks.
Your entire budget is mood boardbased.
This comes from Libra's tendencyto be a little bit indecisive, a
little bit of a people pleaserand a little bit allergic to
going to the depths of things.
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You're comfier on the surfacewhere things feel peaceful and
like cancer often struggle withhow to price your offers because
you don't want to hurt anybody'sfeelings, right?
You want to be accessible andavailable to everyone.
You don't wanna have to turnanyone away.
Often a lot of what is tied upin that decision for you or that
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indecision is trying to equatevalue to your sense of worth
trying to decide on a dollarprice point relative to
something that has nothing to dowith being quantifiable.
Firstly, I wanna remind you, ifwe're talking about your worth
and trying to put an amount onit, you are worth way more than
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anybody could ever afford.
So that's facts, but secondly,that's just missing the point
altogether.
It is a losing battle and it's atrap to try and position your
sense of self-worth anywherenear what you're charging people
for your offers and yourservices.
That's because a smart moneyflow actually looks at what you
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need to make to bring in.
I talked about before, to meetthe expenses that you're
responsible for now, and theones that you're calling in to
actualize your next levellifestyle.
This is the balancing act thatyou wanna be tuning into not
does your worth equate to whatyou're charging, but rather the
scale of does your revenue meetyour expenses, and are those
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balanced?
Then from that place, the pricepoint becomes a third dial that
you are able to move to makethose numbers match up.
Let it be way simpler thanyou've got going on in your head
that keeps you from making cleardecisions and especially around
the price points that are goingto bring in the amount that you
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actually need.
Next up, Scorpio.
You treat your finances likestate secrets.
Nobody knows how much you make,but they feel that you're
powerful.
Your money is in a vault,probably in a crypto wallet with
4FA is that even a thing?
You invest in mysterious thingslike transformational wealth
frequencies.
Your record-keeping isimpeccable and encrypted, but no
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one will ever see it, includingyour accountant.
Honestly, if y'all relate tothis, that's awesome.
I have a lot of Scorpio in me,and the secrecy side of it has
never really resonated with mepersonally, but the mysterious
side absolutely does.
And when it comes to your money,we want your relationship with
it to be as practical, clear andgrounded as possible.
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Not exactly Scorpio tendencies.
Scorpio has a tendency to be alittle bit obsessive,
potentially a little bit of acontrol freak, and ultimately
has a deep fear of loss thatmotivates it.
And to you, I point out thatwhen it comes to a strategy with
your money, that's actuallygonna make long-term wealth
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possible where your money worksfor you.
You need to move through thetrust issues or whatever else
comes up for you that feels edgyto be able to embrace working
with other people, otherinstitutions, other
opportunities that you don'thave full control over because
those are the kinds of thingsthat are gonna bring you an
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exponential ROI.
Firstly, might I remind you thatthat's actually the shit you
love, right?
Getting to do the shadow work aspart of your journey as an
entrepreneur.
So much of it is gonna lie herefor you but also I wanna
encourage you to broaden yourframe of what investing is,
because we're not just talkingabout money, we're also talking
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about the ways that you investyour time, your energy, and your
non-money resources now as aform of sacrifice to be able to
call in a future that is goingto give you more and give back,
and this is truly how you setyour money game up so that you
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don't have to constantly be inthat fear of loss, where the
darkness of that fear is loomingbelow the surface and animating
you to some extent essentially.
So baby steps as you feelcomfortable, but willingness to
give up more control and embracethe other side of collaborating
with other people, otherinstitutions, other
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opportunities, other ways tomake your money make a bigger
impact.
Next up is Sagittarius.
You think budgeting is acapitalist conspiracy?
You spend freely in the name ofexpansion and then suddenly,
remember, taxes are a thing.
You'll drop thousands oncourses, flights, and kombucha
retreats, and then say thingslike, I don't believe in limits.
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You haven't seen your financialdashboard since 2022.
You have a PayPal accountsomewhere, maybe.
This comes from Sagittariustendency to value and prioritize
freedom above all else doingwhat they feel like
spontaneously and often fallingprey to some bypassing through
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their blinded optimism.
To you, I point out that if youreally want to have the
additional income, the marginalflow to be able to jump on a
plane whenever you feel like.
And to be able to spend on thebigger, more expensive things
that you dream of and envision.
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If you wanna be able to get tothose places where you have the
kind of money to make those biglifestyles possible you gotta
get your money stuff in order.
Just like I mentioned with Ariesand Gemini, when you do take the
time to get the necessarysystems in place, they actually
support you to be able to dothose things that you really
would rather be doing and notonly that, but when your money
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game is strong, you often havemore time available to go do
those things as well.
Next up, Capricorn, you are afinancial system.
Your spreadsheets havespreadsheets.
You wrote a business plan foryour childhood.
Money is your love language andalso your coping mechanism.
You have a quarterly review withyour inner child and a
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retirement fund for your LLCPeople ask you for money advice.
You pretend to be humble aboutit, but you are the IRS now.
This comes from Capricorn's,often workaholic super hustle
tendency.
That borderlines on addiction,identifying as their business
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and having difficulty havingseparation with it, and having a
pretty deeply ingrained fear offailure, which is what motivates
them to just keep hustling andworking more and more and more.
To you, I point out that what isthe point of doing all of that
if you are not generating theprofits and extra flow to be
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able to spend on things thatbring you more quality of life.
Remember what truly vitalizessystems of generating abundance
is being connected to thefeelings around the visions that
you have for the lifestyle thatyou want.
That component is crucial, sodon't get caught up in the means
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and forget what the end or thepoint is of why you are creating
this business machine.
So while you may take to thesystems and structures that I
support clients with supereasily, I bet you could benefit
from that other side, the moremagical half of the equation
that makes it about money flowand not just money.
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Next up Aquarius.
So near and dear to my heartwith Sun, mercury, and Jupiter
there you manage your money likea post-capitalist experiment.
You believe in radicalgenerosity, but also have a
stock portfolio you built withChatGPT prompts and divine
timing.
You use Airtable Notion and aGoogle Doc you share with the
moon you hate traditionalfinance, but will sell a$222
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workshop called quantumbudgeting for visionaries.
You're rich in ideas, broke inexecution.
I know this too well.
If it weren't for my Virgo Moonbalancing this act, I would just
be all ideas and never actuallyground anything into anything
tangible, because I've got ideasfor days.
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And the thing about Aquariuspeople is when it comes to
money, they want to play thegame because they love the
experiment and the opportunityto make money doing what they
love, being who they are,authentic abundance, but they
have such an allergy to thesystem, the government, and even
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thinking about participating init in a traditional way that
their avoidance of the thingoften keeps them from making the
money that they need to reallybe able to focus on their
passion work and make a biggerdifference.
Which is what they truly want.
So my reminder to you is thatyou are not a sellout to play
the game, and in fact.
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You would do well to learn therules of the game so that you
can loophole and break them inyour own way.
You were meant to do big things.
You came here at this time tooffer the world something that
nobody else can.
And if you're crouched below aconcrete ceiling, limiting the
possibilities for you and yourbusiness, you are not doing
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anyone a service, much lessyourself because if you really
wanna get better at playing thegame, you need to play it in the
terms of the board that we'replaying on, which is this time,
this world And so embracingcompliance is gonna be the
ultimate catalyst for you tofeel free to go all in with what
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truly makes you feel alive,aligned, and on purpose.
Lastly, Pisces, you and moneyare in a karmic relationship.
You avoid looking at youraccounts because numbers stress
your aura.
You prefer to feel intofinancial decisions and then
wonder why you overdrew youraccount after buying a crystal
grid and four abundanceworkshops.
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Your receipts are just vibes.
Your CPA is a Sagittarius or anAquarius like I was, who also
believes in magic.
So it works out.
To my Pisces people, I want tofirst piggyback on what I was
just talking about for Aquarius.
You have a bigger purpose fordoing what you do, and you're
not gonna be able to realize thetrue impact that you are meant
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to make if you don't allow yourbusiness to scale and succeed
such that it will support you toreach more people, to be able to
focus more on the service thatyou're designed to give and
essentially to get closer andcloser to creating your life and
business in alignment with thevision that you have for it.
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If you're avoiding thestructures and systems that make
flow possible and sustainable.
But again, like what I said withGemini, who seems so far from a
genuine alignment withstructure, Pisces too needs it
so much.
It is a missing piece for youthat once implemented frees and
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liberates you to be able to flowas you feel.
Not only that, but when youembrace the systems and
structures around money that Iteach, you also lean into this
crucial half of the equationthat is absolutely your jam and
up your alley, which isconstantly visualizing to aim
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your next mark of your nextlevel of what you're bringing in
the next wave of revenue to beable to invest in and make
possible.
That brings us to the end of theZodiac.
I hope that something in heremade you giggle, struck a chord,
and that there's some takeawaysfor you around how to really
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leverage the signs that we'reworking with to have the most
optimal relationship with moneyinside of our businesses as
vessels of channeling andgrowing abundance in ways that
are really so much more thanjust money.
As a business owner, you'replaying to win and when you
design yours in such a way thatit's aligned with the rules of
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the game we're playing in a waythat's aligned with your unique
design and the rules of the gamewe're playing in as above, so
below.
Not only do you start winning,it ends up feeling like a game
you were made to win.
If you'd like support aroundthis, that's my jam.
Just reach out and let's seewhat's possible.
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