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October 22, 2025 41 mins
What's going on everybody?! In honor of spooky season, I thought we could talk a little bit about vampires! But like, the real ones, not the cunts who glisten in the sun... So today we will be talking about some sacrificial murders and of course, the royal family. Happy spooky season!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Baby, are a GANGSTERA tou it takes.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
At a tangle.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
You don't want to mess with me?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Mess with me, baby, You're a GANGSTERA tou.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Ouch baby, you're a Gangstato.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
For good warning, this podcast is designed to take you
outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality.
Listening discretion is a vibe.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeos.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hello, and welcome back to the show. So it's been
a while since I did a solo episode. Hopefully I'll
be able to keep cranking these out and as the
longtime listeners of my show will know, I usually make
a spectacle of the month of October with my Halloween

(01:20):
special every year. This year is a little bit different
because I am a new mom and I have a
lot less spare time on my hands to prepare for
such a special. But I still want to be festive. Okay,
so October is my favorite month of the year, so

(01:40):
I have to bring a little something something to the table.
So today I thought we could spend some time looking
at some vampires, if you will, but not the kind
of vampires you may be thinking. These motherfuckers are so
depraved they make nosparatu looked like a schoolgirl, which, by

(02:03):
the way, have any of you watched the new nos Faratu.
Maybe I'm just white trash and I didn't pick up
on the cinematic brilliance, but I thought it sucked big time.
There was like one cool scene in the whole movie.
I slept hard as fuck through the middle of that,

(02:24):
so maybe I missed some shit, but it definitely put
me to sleep. And it's not just because I have
a new baby. That shit was boring. Okay, anyways, that's
besides the point. So I want to start off our
adventure today by introducing you to a little someone known

(02:45):
as the Vampire of Sacramento, Richard Chase, and yes, he
is a serial killer. I alluded to some stuff about
him and the Patreon exclusive episode, so if you listen
to that, I decided to dive a little deeper into
this sky. So that's who we're going to open up

(03:09):
with in I do have a short clip for you,
so let me play that real quick and we'll dive
into it when we get back.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
The twenty third of January nineteen seventy eight, Sacramento, California,
David Wallin came home from work to find his wife
brutally murdered in their bedroom. Twenty two year old Theresa
was three months pregnant.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
She was shot three times for the twenty two and eviscerated,
and some horrid things done to that poor woman. Lieutenant
Biandi said, we have a six son. I'm a bitch.
We have to catch this guy.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Even experienced police officers had never seen anything like it.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Her abden was cut up when the internal orgasm and
moved around. Found a used yogurt cup there had been
taken off to drink or blood. It's the most bizarre
thing I'd ever seen.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
The blood drinking killer was twenty seven year old Richard Chase,
who would go on to be known as the Vampire
of Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
He wanted to consume the blood of his victims. This
really is something straight out of a movie or horror book.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
He doesn't just want to kill people, he wants.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
To consume them.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Within a month, he randomly slaughtered six people, including two children,
his youngest victim being a twenty two month old toddler
whose body he decapitated, placed in an old cardboard box,
and then dumped. He drank his victim's blood and terrorized
the city of Sacramento, making Richard Chase one of the

(04:50):
world's most evil killers.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So the Vampire of Sacramento A I'm gonna dive a
little bit further into his story, but I'm gonna go
ahead and give him eight out of ten yogurt blood cups.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Right off the bat.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
So his story is almost identical to another serial killer
we learned about in the Patreon exclusive episode named Herb Mullen.
Richard Chase, by the age of eighteen, was receiving regular
psychiatric care. So just like in our Kispiar Asylum series,

(05:33):
this guy was in and out of mental institutions. Go figure,
and Richard also began claiming in the mid nineteen seventies
that he was receiving telepathic messages. He was known to
hold conversations with people nobody else could see, and just
like Herb Mullin, Chase reportedly had a healthy appetite for

(05:56):
hallucinogenic drugs, and his mother later claimed that his problem,
his big problem, was due to him being the victim
of LSD abuse, So take that for what it's worth.
I think the LSD played a big part in it, definitely,

(06:18):
with the hearing voices and shit like that. But the
several several stays in the mental institutions is probably the
main cause of his program to killishness. So he was
admitted to American River Hospital twice. In June nineteen seventy six.

(06:40):
Upon his release, his mother was granted a one year conservatorship.
He is the Britney Spears of the serial killer world.
So after the conservatorship, he was then transferred to Beverly Manor,
where he became known to staff and fellow inmates as Dracula. Maybe,

(07:06):
just maybe, and I'm assuming this Beverly Manor is a
nuthouse or something like that, but maybe he became known
as Dracula because Chase said that in his spare time
he enjoyed capturing and killing animals and then eating them
raw or blending them up like a protein shake. So

(07:30):
that could be one of the reasons why he was
affectionately known as Dracula. But so in September nineteen seventy
six he was released from this Beverly Manor place, and
in June or July of the following year, Richard Chase
made a very odd solo journey to Washington, d C.

(07:52):
For reasons unknown, probably hanging out with whoever the fuck
Jeffrey Dahmer was Besti's with in Washington, d C. Serial
Killers tend to fucking just show up there and never
explain why. But so anyways, Dracula never explained to anyone
before or after the trip the reason for his abrupt

(08:15):
and unexpected journey to Washington, d C. But immediately after that,
on August third, nineteen seventy seven, Chase was arrested at
California's Pyramid Lake. Two loaded and blood stained rifles were
on the seat of his truck, along with Richard's blood

(08:37):
stained clothes and shoes. But so get this.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Also in the.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Vehicle was a large bucket of blood, in which was
floating a fresh liver, which he later claimed to be
from a cow, but that was never fucking verified, and
so Richard was naked, dripping with fresh blood, and with
dried blood caked in his hair, whiskers, and ears. He

(09:06):
fled from the officers upon their approach, but he was
apprehended arrested in Just like government cheese Randy Kraft, he
was charged with totally unrelated charges to the obvious murders
he had just committed. He was only charged with federal

(09:28):
gun law violations.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So I guess.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Never mind about the fresh blood and the fucking floating
liver in the bucket of blood in his truck, I guess.
And of course, like most of our serial killers, in
a rather unlikely turn of events, all the charges were
subsequently dropped, no questions asked about the liver or the blood,

(09:51):
and after his arrest, Dracula was released to continue doing
his bloody liver thing up in down the California coast.
Does that seem right to you? Of course not, because
just like with Randy Kraft and Jeffrey Dahmer and Belle

(10:14):
b for even, these guys just get charged with unrelated
crimes that never stick and just released right back out
into the wild. So less than five months later, chases
alleged killing spree began just after he purchased a twenty
two semi automatic handgun in early December nineteen seventy seven,

(10:36):
just as Herb Mullen, the other serial killer, had done
in December nineteen seventy two. So the Vampire of Sacramento
murdered six people in a one month span in late
nineteen seventy seven. In early nineteen seventy eight, he chose
his victims by checking if doors were unlocked, which he

(10:59):
interpreted as as an invitation quote unquote to enter. So
that also plays a part in the whole vampire thing.
You have to be invited in, and it also scared
the shit out of everyone to what keep your doors locked.
So just like with a lot of serial killers, there's

(11:19):
always an agenda and something to scare people and change
the narrative. So where as in the seventies you might
have just went to bed with your door unlocked or whatever,
but forget that shit, because there's not only Richard Chase
on the loose, you got Ted Bundy, you got Richard

(11:42):
Ramirez right around the corners. So it is to literally
instill fear into the general public that you are not safe. Right,
So I do want to go through a couple of
the victims here, just because it's absolutely mind blowing what
this guy did. So his first victim Ambrose Griffin, he

(12:08):
killed on December twenty ninth, nineteen seventy seven. Shot and
killed this dude in his driveway while he was unloading groceries.
Then there was Teresa Wallin broke into her home. She
was twenty two years old, she was three months pregnant.

(12:29):
He shot her multiple times and then mutilated her body
and consumed her blood. She was ecseguinated. So then we
have Evelyn Moroth January twenty seven, nineteen seventy eight, entered
her unlocked home. She was thirty eight years old. He

(12:49):
shot and killed her, mutilated her body, ec sanguinated her.
Then we have Dan Meredith also on January twenty seventh,
nineteen seventy eight, he was shot and killed. And then
we have Jason Moroth, which was the six year old
son of Evelyn Moroth, the one that he mutilated and exsanguinated.

(13:15):
He shot him twice in the head, six years old, literally.
And then David Faria, who was Moroth's twenty two month
old nephew that she was babysitting and the toddlers decapitated
and mutilated body was found by police a little bit

(13:37):
after the discovery of Evelyn, Dan and Jason, so Chase
was finally arrested. In the grisly details of his crimes
and his cannibalistic and van piric rituals came to light.
He was convicted of six counts of first degree murder

(13:59):
and stance to death, but on December twenty sixth nineteen
eighty Chase committed suicide quote unquote in prison by overdosing
unhoarded antidepressants. So he's definitely one of these programs to
kill guys. He was in and out of mental institutions,

(14:21):
he heard voices, he was experimenting with LSD, He made bizarre,
unexplained trips to Washington, DC. You know, police catch him
with a bucket of blood and livers and all this shit,
and he literally skates is released right back into the public.
And so in my opinion, he is definitely part of

(14:45):
one of these programs. So, I mean he would drink
the blood of his victims and practice cannibalism with their
body parts, just like Jeffrey Dahmer ed Gean. I don't
know if ed Gian was drinking blood, but he was
doing some fucking weird shit with the cannibalism in this
in this stuff, Okay, So, but the notion of a

(15:08):
vampiric serial killer is of course not new and certainly
didn't begin with Richard Chase or even ed Gian, although
the Vampire of Sacramento was most certainly a program to killer.
I do want to talk about the existence of vampiric

(15:30):
serial killers going way, way way back, and I have
a couple in mind that I thought would be interesting
to go over with you. So of course we all
know Glad the Impaler in the connection to the Royal family,
and you know, Charles is, Oh, I'm a descend into

(15:53):
Bloody Impala, and they're all fucking proud of that stuff.
So you know, I'm not gonna bore you with another
regurgitation of that story, because it's one we probably all know.
But I do want to talk about someone that goes
all the way back into history who is reminiscent of

(16:13):
Vlad the Impaler, and I've first heard of her from
watching a horror movie called Stay Alive. It's a horror
movie that hits on more than a few conspiracy points
in my opinion. It's a B movie and I only
randomly came across it one Halloween while on the hunt

(16:35):
for something new to watch. But the plot is pretty simple.
It's about like a cursed, possessed video game and when
you die in the game, you die in real life.
But the focus is on this woman, Elizabeth Bathery, and
the movie focuses on the story of Countess Elizabeth Bathery

(16:59):
and all the atrocities she carried out. I thought this
bitch was made up for the damn movie until a
couple of Google searches led me down a whole ass
rabbit hole. And not only is the bitch like the
real shit, I find out something that completely blew my
mind about this film. So here's the quote straight from

(17:23):
the horse's mouth.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Quote.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Stay Alive is a two thousand and six horror film
produced by Walt Disney Pictures and released under its Hollywood
Pictures label. It is considered the only slasher film ever
made by Disney. End quote. So that seems rather odd

(17:47):
and specific, right, Disney has only ever produced one slasher
film in the history of forever, and it's this b
ass movie that most of you have never even heard of,
and it's about a real life vampire ass fucking royal family,
fucking serial killing family member. Right, So tell me more. Well,

(18:15):
since Disney thought it was so important to make an
entire movie completely outside the norm for any Disney movie, ever,
there has to be something to it, right. So, Countess
Elizabeth Bathery, also known as the Blood Countess, I have
a small clip I want to play for you, and

(18:36):
then I'm going to jump into all the details when
we get back.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Elizabeth Bathory, known as the Blood Countess, was the worst
nobel in Hungarian history. Born into the prominent family called Bathory,
she used her power to its fullest to fulfill her
sadistic and inhuman desires. She believed that bathing in the
blood of virgins would grant her eternal youth and beauty.
She killed hundreds of girls for this. This is how
she got the title the Blood Countess. She targeted young

(19:03):
girls from peasant families, knowing that their disappearance would most
likely go unnoticed. She would either lure them with promises
of employment or abduct them. Once she got her hands
on such a victim, she would let her inner monster loose.
She would skewer her victims with sharp objects or use
tools to rip open their abdomens, causing excruciating pain and
eventual death. She loved slicing their lips and breasts. Fond

(19:24):
of biting her victims, she often tore flesh from their
bodies with her teeth. She used red hot instruments to
burn and brand her victims. She forced her victims to
consume parts of their own flesh or the flesh of others.
She would subject her victims to such extreme torture and
despair that they would choose to take their own lives
rather than endure further suffering.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
All right, So, Countess Elizabeth Bathery a Hungarian noble woman
and alleged serial killer from the powerful House of Bathery
who owned land in the of Hungary now Slovakia. So
Batherery and four of her servants were accused of torturing

(20:08):
and killing hundreds of girls and women from fifteen ninety
to sixteen ten. Her servants were put on trial and convicted.
The servants were executed, whereas Bathery was imprisoned within her
own fucking castle until she died peacefully in her sleep
in sixteen fourteen. And I have a little bit more

(20:28):
on that in a minute. But so, just like with
all royal family members who get a little out of
hand and people start putting shit together, there has been
a concerted effort to try and say, on some woke
shit that all the stories of the blood Countess were
made up and that she was merely a victim of

(20:49):
a smear campaign because men were threatened by this powerful
noble woman and wanted to take her down. Yeah, Okay,
except how do we then account for all the dead
hacksp mutilated bitches with their titties cut off?

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
So, researchers like Michael Farren wrote in nineteen eighty nine
that the accusations against Batthery were supported by testimony from
more than three hundred individuals, some of whom described physical
evidence and the presence of mutilated, dead, dying, and imprisoned

(21:26):
girls found at the time of her arrest. So I
guess all three hundred eyewitnesses must have false memory syndrome
on some mc martin bullshit, right. Her vampiric tendencies, such
as bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth,
were also part of the eyewitness testimonies. Listen, she was

(21:51):
born into a privileged, noble family. She was endowed with
extensive wealth, education, and had promise social rank. Of course,
she's abducting bitches and cutting their titties off and bathing
in their blood. She's bored. But how'd she get caught?

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Batthery is said to have tortured and killed peasant girls
for years, and their disappearances were not likely to provoke
any investigation because they're just nobody's right like prostitutes, you know.
And by the way, the abuse of lower class peasants

(22:31):
quote unquote by nobles was frowned upon but not actually
prohibited by law, so there wasn't anything that really could
be done about her slashing bitches titties off. However, she
eventually began killing daughters of the lesser gentry, some of

(22:55):
whom were sent to live with her hoping to learn
from her, and in a fit from a connection to
the high ranking countess. So she got caught because she
literally ran out of poor bitches to hack up and
started having to murder middle class bitches, and people started
noticing that shit that their girls were disappearing, So she

(23:19):
apparently was dumping most of the bodies in unmarked graves
in the Royal family graveyard. The rest were found in
the castle. The highest number of victims cited during the
trial of Bathery's accomplices was six hundred and fifty. This
number comes from the claim by a servant named Susannah,

(23:40):
who claims she had seen the figure in one of
Batherery's private log books. So, like I said earlier, all
of her servants slash accomplices were executed, but Bathery. This
bitch was merely detained in her own castle for the
remainder of her life, where she died peacefully in her

(24:02):
sleep in her own bed at the age of fifty four.
Supposedlye Bathertery was supposed to be locked up in a
brick room inside the castle, but upon further review and
according to documents from the visits to the castle by
many priests in July sixteen fourteen, they documented that Battery

(24:24):
was able to move unhindered about the castle and it
was morkan to house arrest. So this is what I'm
talking about, royal family shit. She hacked the titties off
six hundred fifty girls, kept a log book of the shit,

(24:47):
and she bathed in the blood of her victims in
some kind of satanic ritual to preserve her youth on
some early Adrenochrome type bullshit. And what happens to her.
She's confined to her castle and she's not allowed to
go outside. So I guess thanks to Disney for bringing

(25:11):
this to the forefront, seeing as how this is the
only slasher movie they decided was worth making in the
history of forever of Disney. I do recommend you check
it out. It's on Amazon Prime. And that is the
story of Elizabeth Bathery on some royal family member, hacking

(25:33):
up titties, vampire adrenochrome, fucking ritualistic occult shit. Uh, it's
still going on. It just looks a little bit different
right now. They have program killers like Richard Chase who
are pretty much doing the same thing that Bathery was,
but actually the next vampire. Moving on, I want to

(25:56):
talk about I also discovered from watching a show, and
again I thought the bitch was made up, but I
found out she's the realist shit. So moving on to
American Horror Story season three, Kevin, my absolute favorite season.
I want to talk to you about the vampire Madame

(26:19):
Delphine Lolleri. If you have watched the season of American
Horror Story with Madame Delphine Lolleri, you already have an
idea of who she is, and surprisingly the show got
it pretty much on the nose. So Madame Lallerie, I'm
gonna play a quick clip and then we're gonna dive

(26:42):
a little bit further into it.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
When do we get back This mansion was home to
one of the most cruel women in American history. The
Lolori Mansion, located in New Orleans, is a historic residence
with a dark and infamous history. The mansion is often
associated with Madame Delphine Lolorie, dominant socialite in the early
nineteenth century. Madame Delphine Lurie was a socialite known for

(27:07):
her beauty and wealth. However, rumors about her cruelty toward
her slaves began to circulate in the community. In eighteen
thirty four, a fire broke out in the mansion. When
firefighters arrived, they discovered a horrific scene. Reportedly, slaves were
found in the attic, mutilated and subjected to severe abuse.

(27:28):
This discovery led to public outrage. Madame Lelori fled New
Orleans shortly after the fire, and her subsequent whereabouts remain
a mystery. What do you think about this?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So Madame La Laurie, New Orleans social lighte elite motherfucker,
the empiric serial killer who tortured and murdered enslave people
within her own household in the eighteen hundreds. In It's
Everything you can imagine, all right, they had found male

(28:01):
slaves stark naked, chained to the wall, eyes gouged out
fingernails pulled off. Others had been skinned and hung up
just festering. Some had big holes in their asses where
the flesh had been sliced away, ears hanging by shreds,

(28:21):
lips sewn together, and testines pulled out and knotted around
their waists. There were holes in skulls where a stick
had been shoved in there to stir their brains around.
You know, rich people fund time. But much like the
blood Countess, Madame Lollery also enjoyed exinguination okay, bleeding her

(28:45):
victims and bathing in their blood and using their blood
as some kind of land comb fucking beauty mask. There
was even some evidence with the bodies to suggest that
she was on some make shift human centipede type shit.
No kidding, sow in lips and assholes together and shit

(29:08):
like that. Like I said before, rich people fund time.
And of course, as some of you know, Nicholas Cage
bought Lollery's famous torture house in April two thousand and
seven for the low low sum of three point four
or five million dollars, and oddly enough, the mortgage documents

(29:31):
were arranged in such a way that Nicholas Cage name
did not appear on them. Didn't want people finding out
about his strange admiration for a sadistic, satanic vampire serial killer.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Maybe or maybe.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's because Nicholas Cage is a fucking vampire, but that's
for another episode. So I mean, this is just some
rich people doing rich people. Maybe not Richard Chase. He's
just the poor man's Dracula, right with his floating liver
and his yogurt blood cups. But I mean, I think

(30:10):
I've used this clip before, but Tim Dillon says it
best as he's describing a royal family member recently and
local rapist. You know, this is a game to the
elite program serial killers, vampire esque mutilations, exsanguination, drinking blood,

(30:32):
cutting bitches, titties off. It's all part of the hunt,
the game, you know. So anyways, this has been just
a fun little vampire inspired episode here, keeping it spooky
for October, and nothing is more spooky than reality, you know,
Like I said, program killers enriched people hobbies can't get

(30:56):
any more terrifying than that. But I do want to
close out with that hilarious clip from Tim Dillon. But
you know, thank you all so much for listening. I
know it's been kind of erratic with the way I'm
putting out episodes, but I'm jumping back in the saddle.
There'll be more episodes to come, Happy Spooky season, and

(31:21):
I will catch you on the next one.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, he's a bad guy. He's a bad dude. Marius
borg Hoybee. What country is this? I just said it?
What is this Norway? Yet? Norway? He's he's a bad man.
He's also accused.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Of a raping. I can't keep saying that word. They're
gonna get so mad at us. On this YouTube. Unconscious
TV star Lenny Meister thirty nine at one of his
wild Scoalgum Festival parties allegedly held in the basement of
the Royal Estate. So he had these parties at the
basement of the royal estate, and he released the statement

(32:08):
saying he suffers from several mental disorders and a struggled
with substance abuse for a long time. Here's the way
it all works over there, and I'm gonna just tell
everybody so that there's no confusion.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
They all have these castles.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
And during the day they'll do like, hey, come on over,
we're doing a thing. So people go over and it
got a little Swedish meat ball or red cabbage. Red
cabbage is good and you don't get it enough as
a side.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Why can't I have it? It's not with the beats.
Red cabbage is good.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
So they're doing stuff like that, right, they go, hey,
come on over, We're doing a castle.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
We got red cabbage.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
A little noodle dish, maybe some schnitz little schnitzel.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
You go over there, you have a beer. You have
a beer, a beer, and you eat and it's nice.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
And then they send you home and you go hi,
ben Schweiben whatever, like some type of you know. And
I'm talking about all of them over there, Belgium, the
whole Gang, Germany, Norway, is Scandinavia, all these with the
European Royalty, Scandinavia, all this stuff, right, And then I'm
telling you, I'm this is the way it is. Then

(33:32):
like an old woman comes out, they like wheel her
out and she's like sitting on the like on the
the steps of the palace, and she's.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Like it is time. And then they release like h
some of the workers.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
And the children are forced to strip naked and run
through the woods. And then the elite people hunt them
and when they find them, they have sex with them
and kill them. And the old woman and some of
the older people watch because they can no longer run
after the people. So sometimes somebody will be brought to
them and to have sex with her. I say, okay,

(34:16):
you can eat this one. We got, we caught it
for you. But they're watching this whole thing, and they remember,
like when we were young, we would run after the
children and the you know, the help the helpers, and
then we would rape uh and kill them and then
they light them on fire and everything, and they do

(34:37):
drew with pagan rituals. So he grew up in that.
Not to excuse his behavior, but like he grew up
in that system where they're like.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
It's.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's the it's the But here's the thing that those
people had. They had a little discipline, they had a
little discipline. He's just raping any old person he sees.
That's not the game. The game is there's an organized
human hunt where we let people run through the forest
and then chase after them and kill them and eat

(35:10):
them and rape them. And by the way, if you
think I'm lying, google this.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
And it probably still goes on why wouldn't it And actually,
as much as I might disagree with it, I see
actually a huge benefit to tradition, especially specifically the European tradition.
Not to be racist, but you have people, not to
be like like a crazy person, but they have human
hunts on the grounds of these castles, and it's well organized,

(35:37):
and you know, some people disappear from the town. It
happens once a year, a couple of times a year.
It's festival. It's like an autumnal one and it's fine.
So this kid's raised in that and then he starts
doing all this stuff. Is parentsca, you cannot like this?
And he goes, well, what about the human hunt when
I was four? You know, you guys were you know,
you're having sex with people in front of me, killing them,

(35:59):
cannibalizing them. It's like, that's a holiday. That's what has
to be explained to these kids. It's a holiday. You know,
we would as kids go, why can't we have Easter candy?
That's a holiday, I believe. Yeah, you don't get it
every day. Halloween, you don't get it every day. It's
a holiday. So when European royalty hunts humans on the

(36:19):
grounds of their castle, rapes, tortures, burns them and eats them.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
They have to make in understood that their kids, Like, Buddy,
we fought worse to do this. Okay, we're actually sacrificing
people to pagan gods. We have a relationship with the
demonic and that we're upholding some sort of packed or
agreement with And we fought years and years and years

(36:44):
to be able to a few days out of the
year relax and do a human hunt. But these are
special moments for us. There's actually a lot of pageantry
and ceremony involved. You're just out there willy nilly, rapid
people in the dorm room. That ain't the way it works, buddy.

(37:06):
So he said, whoa about the human hunt? And they're like,
it's the that's a holiday. His father says, the king,
that's a holiday, and that's between us. The human hunt,
or they call it the hunt. The hunt is actually
something very special, you know, said your grandmother's gonna be

(37:31):
when she reads these allegations. But grandma watches us all
rape and eat the children.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yes, of course on a holiday.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
The fact that you're behaving like this and bringing shame
to our family because all of these royal fems in Europe,
it's just what goes on.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
It's not even a big deal. And the people know it.
Do people know it? Some people know? Yeah, it's Hunt weekend.
Don't be still, they know it.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
The people it's boring now, Oh yeah, you're gonna hunt
a couple of people.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Chop mop, we get it.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
These royals now they don't even have any power in
these countries. The EU's taken over. They flood them all
with immigrants. Everyone loses their minds, and the royals have
nothing except the hunt, and it's the only time they
feel powerful.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
So is that a good idea to.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Move on from monarchy, to have all these supernational institutions
like the EU. So we've moved away from these bloodthirsty,
pagan royal bloodlines and replace them with bureaucrats and Brussels.
And these people sit in their castles, they're bored as shit.
They don't want to go to the opening of a

(38:49):
new hospital. They want the hunt. But their children need
to understand that the hunt is a special occasions, not
all the time.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
So this prince what's his name again? Hoib? What's his name? Hoibe?
Go up, get his name? What was it? Born? Marius, Marius,
bor goibe Marius.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Please behave and wait till the hunt. It's actually nicer
if you wait till the hunt. My father told me once.
I said to him, we're on the way to a
swim meat And I said, Dad, can I get McDonald's
And he said, son, a hungry dog runs the furthest

(39:43):
runs the farthest. A hungry dog runs the farthest, So Marius,
a hungry dog runs the farthest. Wait till the hunt.
Have your fun on the hunt, and then get nuts.
Rip people's intestines out with your teeth. I mean, really,
go on a bender, but don't ruin it with these

(40:04):
little snacks. Don't ruin the meal with a snack. Don't
ruin the meal with a snack. In the Paris
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