Couldn't Care Less

Dire Wolves?: https://youtu.be/uxo2xIBe_0Y?si=dvMLvUXbWOVUkDnY

Helicopter Crash: https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/10/helicopter-crash-hudson-river-new-york/

Train Corpse: https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/7QgOyJKUSu

Backflip Fail: https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/12/singer-d4vd-fall-on-coachella-stage/

JD Vance Fail: https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/14/jd-vance-drops-trophy-ohio-state-white-house-trump/

Campaign Ad: https://www.tmz.com/2025/0...

Jessica Simpson Sperm: https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/30/jessica-simpson-drinks-snake-sperm-to-help-her-vocals/

Mangioni Death Penalty: https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/01/luigi-mangione-pam-bondi-seeking-death-penalty/

Val Kilmer RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/01/val-kilmer-dead-dies-cancer-throat-tumor/

Toddler Eats Ashes: https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/03/toddler-eats-grandfather-ashes-tiktok/

Teacher Pays for Hit: https://www.tmz.com/2025/0...

Rapper Shootout: https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/27/mo3-shooting-new-video-dallas-texas/

NJ Police Chief: https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/27/new-jersey-police-chief-robert-farley-poops-on-floor-spikes-coffee-viagra/

NJ Mayor: https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/28/lumberton-new-jersey-mayor-arrested-drunk-driving-toddler-car/

Repo Runover: https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/29/repo-man-arrests-made-head-run-over-video/

Haven's Help

Ninja Parade: https://...

Giant Fish Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/29/giant-fish-attack-mermaid-aquarium-china/

Giant Whale Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/13/whale-swallows-kayaker-on-camera-video-patagonia-chile/

India Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/16/india-train-station-stampede/

Musk Baby Mama: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/17/elon-musk-baby-mama-ashley-st-clair-says-hes-ghosting/

Amazon Hit & Run: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/20/amazon-del...

Philly Celebrations: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/10/eagles-fans-philadelphia-kansas-city/

Kanye Merch: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/10/kanye-west-selling-swastika-shirt-link-super-bowl-commercial-nazi-rant/

Fuck Kanye: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/12/kanye-west-ai-deepfake-video-features-celebrities-flipping-off-the-rapper/

Kanye Split: https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/13/kanye-west-bianca-censori-split-break-up/

Trump Mugshot: https://www.tm...

Brad Pitt Scam: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/14/brad-pitt-scam-fake-hospital-pictures-romance-scammer/

DC Plane Crash: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/31/washington-dc-helicopter-plane-crash-video-new-angle/

Philly Plane Crash: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/31/philadelphia-plane-crash-causes-fiery-wreckage-multiple-casualties/

Nathan's Nonsense

House Boat: https://youtube.com/shorts/mTDVH0qmgIc?si=dwOeyKxDqrEmCbi8

Haven's Help

Re...

Woman Violence: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/13/woman-body-slammed-road-rage-punch-toledo-ohio/
Pokemon Violence: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/17/pokemon-cards-costco-fights-los-angeles-store/
Walmart Violence: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/20/husband-whacks-supermarket-manager-with-shovel-brazil/
Wiener Violence: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/man-penis-stuck-icy-sidewalk-pants-fall-fight-alberta-canada/
Gun Violence: ...

Six Figure Guards: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/31/guards-in-fatal-inmate-assault-rake-in-big-salaries/
Cheerleader: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/05/cowboys-cheerleader-hit-by-football/
Don't F with Elephants: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/09/elephant-rampage-india-festival-crowd-tirur/
New Orleans Shootout: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/10/new-orleans-body-cam-terrorist-police-shootout-new-years-eve/
Porn Police: ht...

RIP Jimmy Carter: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/29/former-president-jimmy-carter-dead/
Goat Poisoner: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/30/texas-cheerleader-charged-with-animal-cruelty-poisoning-show-goat/
Subway Push: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/31/man-thrown-in-front-of-subway-train-video-new-york-city/
Diplo on LSD: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/01/diplo-admits-lsd-acid-cnn-new-years-eve-live-andy-cohen-anderson-cooper/
IS...

RIP Crumbs: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/17/crumbs-the-cat-worlds-fattest-cause-of-death-revealed/
First Class Dog: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/22/delta-first-class-passenger-angry-service-dog-takes-seat/
Pizza Stabbing: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/26/woman-allegedly-stabbed-14-times-food-delivery-wrong/
Prisoner Assault: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/27/fatal-beating-new-york-inmate-robert-brooks-video-released-state-atto...

CEO Murder: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/09/unitedhealthcare-ceo-murder-person-of-interest-detained/
1000 Dudes: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/11/onlyfans-model-lily-phillips-cries-after-sleeping-with-100-men-josh-pieters/
OJ Porn: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/12/oj-simpson-prison-magnum-condoms-penthouse-magazines-auction/
Mystery Drones: https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/13/donald-trump-calls-for-mysterious-drones-to-be-shot-do...

Peanut Porn: https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/04/peanut-squirrel-raid-actually-because-of-onlyfans-pornography/
Peanut Bomb Threats: https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/04/peanut-the-squirrel-bomb-threats-department-of-environmental-conservation/
Raccoon Impossible: https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/05/raccoon-laguardia-airport-falls-through-ceiling-on-video/
Secret Service Robots: https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/08/secret-service-robot-dog-m...