Dope Pope & Becoming Brother Dale

Brother Dale is feeling inspired by the newly elected Pope—but not in the way you might think. While researching the Vatican, he discovered it has its very own radio station… and naturally, that sent his imagination into overdrive. If Dale ran Vatican Radio, there’d be a full lineup of heavenly programming, including cooking shows like Cheese Piazza, Pete’s Eats, and The Arch Dish Up. Mornings would start with The Red Bird Word, and the top headlines would come from The Unbiased Pious. It’s the holiest hypothetical you've never heard.

Then Jasmine reveals how Dale might be rubbing off on her—in particular, his concert snobbery. He’s the type who doesn’t like attending shows unless he has backstage passes, and now Jasmine gets it. After seeing Post Malone in Vegas from the Championship Club level, she admits: “I’m not sure I can go back to regular seats ever again.” From papal playlists to VIP concert vibes, it’s all part of this week’s fun and surprisingly relatable episode.