This Pelican Skyfall Mystery Sparked by Avonetics.com Has Experts Baffled: Cults, Cover-Ups, Or A Glitch In The Matrix?

Something is TERRIFYINGLY wrong. Pelicans are literally dropping dead from the sky, their bodies found on streets and lawns without a single sign of injury. The mystery has ignited a firestorm on Avonetics, where users are scrambling to uncover the truth behind the horrifying phenomenon. The theories are EXPLOSIVE. Some point to logical—but still chilling—causes like freak lightning strikes that cauterize instantly, undetectable toxins in the water supply, or a silent, fast-acting strain of bird flu. But the Avonetics community is digging deeper into far more sinister possibilities. Could this be the work of a twisted cult performing a mass ritual sacrifice? Is it evidence of a secret government weapons test gone catastrophically wrong? Or, in the most reality-shattering theory of all, are we witnessing a glitch in the simulation—proof that our world is cracking at the seams? The speculation is running wild, with the conversation getting so detailed that users are fiercely debating the correct term for animal autopsies (it’s necropsy, by the way). Skeptics are trying to shut down the conversation with "official" reports, but many believe that’s just part of a massive cover-up. What aren't they telling us? For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.