Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

A journey through the ever-expanding universe of the Alien media franchise hosted by two xenodorks.

Episodes

May 5, 2025 63 mins

SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 and #2

  • Listen to our episode on issue one here

"If I do nothing and just let my friends podcast, what does that say about me, Tony?"

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Happy Alien Day everybody!

"It podcasts. Faster than the eye can follow..."

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April 21, 2025 60 mins

What if we finally finished reading the Aliens: What If...? series and gave our final, in-depth thoughts on the whole saga so we could finally move on with our lives, peanut?

Listen to our other 'What If...?' episodes:


"T.G.I.P., Amirite?"

  • Big thanks to Billy Barnes for narrating our opening!
  • Follow Kenny on twitter @cyhobbez
  • Check out Kenny's Hard Drive articles at https://hard-driv...
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April 14, 2025 53 mins

What if Neal finally edited a podcast episode we recorded in SEPTEMBER OF 2024?!

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"You really should have seen this coming, pops. I ripped it straight out of the Carter Burke Podcast."

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February 26, 2025 106 mins

Prompt as ever, we're discussing the Alien: Romulus prequel comic, and we've asked our friends Mike and Tom to join us!

"Yes, but these creatures provide a cheaper alternative to podcasting. They're plausible. Deniable."

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Here's how to help the Meklers:

  • Send Target and Amazon giftcards to meklerfamilydonations@gmail.com
  • Venmo Ben @ben-mekler
  • Donate via GoFundMe https://gofund.me/48bd5003

Here's some ways to support the many victims of the LA wildfires:

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"What's this? Crab-face wants me to podcast? Why not?"


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(This episode was recorded in September, prior to our hiatus)

"...they stole my soul. They took away my death. And they have the ability to torture me endlessly... podcast after podcast after podcast!"


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September 26, 2024 48 mins

What if Neal was getting ready for a hurricane and forgot to publish the episode at its normal time?

Listen to our other 'What If...?' episodes:


"My last name isn't Pod. It's Podcast."

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September 17, 2024 150 mins

The conclusion of our discussion of James A. Moore's novel Alien: Sea of Sorrows with our pal Bob 8 is finally here.


"Some of them seemed to be sacrificing themselves, but even in that there seemed to be a pattern— Then it hit him. They’re trying to get us away from their podcast!”


  • Su...
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September 4, 2024 75 mins

SPOILERS FOR ISSUE #1
We're discussing the first issue of Marvel's Aliens Vs. Avengers limited series by Jonathan Hickman, Esad Ribić, and Ive Svorcina!

"If we're gonna podcast--if we have any hope at all--this is how we do it."

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Part 2 (of 3) of our discussion of James A. Moore's novel Alien: Sea of Sorrows with our pal Bob 8


"They were awake now. Truly awake, not merely podcasting while they dreamed."


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August 19, 2024 153 mins

SPOILERS FOR ALIEN: ROMULUS

Our friends Tom and Mike joined us on the USCSS Podcast to discuss the newest entry in the Alien film series.

"I'm afraid I have a new directive. To do what's best for the podcast."

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Bob 8 is back on board the USCSS Podcast for part 1 (of 3) of our discussion of James A. Moore's novel Alien: Sea of Sorrows

"They were filled with psychotic podcastss. There was enough there to put you on medical probation, quite easily."

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August 6, 2024 53 mins

"A low yield podcast like this'll leave a crater two klicks across."

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Listen to our other 'Black, White and Blood' episodes:

"Any chance to destroy humanity's podcast... is beautiful."

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What if we finally started releasing episodes again?

Seriously, we're sorry for the massive delay in episodes. Neal had some health issues that he explains at the top of the episode which caused us to have to take a break from the podcast for a few weeks, but we're getting things back on track! Thank you all for staying frosty in the meantime.

Listen to our other 'What If...?' episodes:


"I'm a surprisingly...

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June 6, 2024 3 mins

We wanted to send out a transmission about what's been going on- and what WILL BE going on- so we did that. I know I'm doing both a "radio" and a "computer" thing with these descriptions, don't worry about it. Couldn't decide which one, so I just went with both. This is what happens when I'm the one that does this stuff, Neal is way better at it

"Installing podcast. Don't turn off your computer."

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May 16, 2024 69 mins

Friend of the show (and fantastic artist) Tom Dorrington joins us to talk about the live 'total reality' Alien War attraction, and his experience being traumatized by xenomorphs when he was 11 years old.

"It's not quasars or lasers or virtual reality. This is podcast reality."

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