Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

A journey through the ever-expanding universe of the Alien media franchise hosted by two xenodorks.

Episodes

September 20, 2025 105 mins

"Forgive me for not shaking hands. Podcasting ate most of mine."

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Bob o7 (spoilers)

"You know what grown-ups do when they make a podcast? They own up to it."

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September 13, 2025 84 mins

"Do Beasts control podcasts now?"

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Coolerbot's Location: The botanical area.. what's the word... Oh!...

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September 10, 2025 102 mins

You already know Bob is here, and you already know we're SPOILING Episode 6 of Alien: Earth!

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September 6, 2025 100 mins

"Is that what... podcasts look like if you burn off their skin or something?"

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We've got Bob, we've got Danny, we've got episode five of Alien: Earth to SPOIL, let's get this ship landed!

"Mother, this is an official GR30 command podcast."

Correction: Larry reminded us that Ash did not cut into the base of the facehugger's tail in ALIEN. But that doesn't mean Neal suddenly likes Incubus.

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"Aw crem -- podcasts! We've been made! Zook 'em!"

Correction: Listener Stewart reminded us that in the Aliens extended edition the xenomorphs retreat from the autoturrets, so actually this comic is perfect. 

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Four down, four to go. Bob is back on the USCSS Podcast to talk episode four of Alien: Earth, a turning point for all three of us with the show.

"Quantum Podcasts."

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"In that case I have no alternative but to arrest you for failing to report suspicion of a podcast. Sentence is twelve months."

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Danny and Bob are here to CELEBRATE NEAL'S BIRTHDAY and spoil episode three of Alien: Earth

"My dad always threw the first podcast in the trash."

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Friends of the show Tom and Bob come together at last for a totally smooth spoiler-full talk about episode two of Alien: Earth where we had absolutely no technical difficulties or complications at all.

"It podcasts as flora but it might be fauna."

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Friend of the show Bob is here to have a spoiler-full talk about the first episode of Alien: Earth with us!

"Don't worry, I brought spare panties in my podcast."

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August 4, 2025 140 mins

"Been podcasting for almost an hour and they show no sign of letting up! These creatures are relentless!"

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July 17, 2025 164 mins

Discussing Chapters 13-25 (the end) of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg. Overall we liked it!

"His research suggested that the xenomorphs scarcely needed to breathe, could go long podcasts without air - without even air pressure, due to the superb engineering of their exoskeletons."

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Discussing Chapters 1-12 of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg

"The podcasting imperative sometimes overrode even the imperative for staying alive."

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June 23, 2025 106 mins

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SHEBANG. Plot twist: we decided to knock out AvA.

Catch up on the previous episodes in our podcast feed:

"They had been busy in this new universe. Cleansing it. Microscopic podcasts that lasted for only picoseconds. Just long enough to erase an infected w...

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May 14, 2025 66 mins

SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 -3 (Obviously) and possible spoilers for Thunderbolts* and Daredevil Born Again at the end of the episode, but we dropped in a spoiler warning, and also who cares?

  • Listen to our episode on issue one here
  • Check out our episode on issue 2 here

"The White Queen originally suspected he'd, once again, manipulated his genetic code... A few days ago I tore one in half and discovered that he's carrying...

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SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 and #2

  • Listen to our episode on issue one here

"If I do nothing and just let my friends podcast, what does that say about me, Tony?"

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April 26, 2025 106 mins

Happy Alien Day everybody!

"It podcasts. Faster than the eye can follow..."

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USCSS PODCAST Location: Planetoid. Diameter 1200 Meters. Grav...

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April 21, 2025 60 mins

What if we finally finished reading the Aliens: What If...? series and gave our final, in-depth thoughts on the whole saga so we could finally move on with our lives, peanut?

Listen to our other 'What If...?' episodes:


"T.G.I.P., Amirite?"

  • Big thanks to Billy Barnes for narrating our opening!
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