Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

A journey through the ever-expanding universe of the Alien media franchise hosted by two xenodorks.

Episodes

January 15, 2026 112 mins

Happy New Year, Crew!

"Space Podcasts."

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We're heading through Christmas and into the new year with a selection of short stories from the Aliens Vs. Predators: Ultimate Prey anthology so if you have any suggestions for the stories we should definitely hit over the next couple of episodes, drop us an email, leave a comment, or DM us in the usual places! Thanks Crew!

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Yes, we also cover the Epilogue

"Grab the podcast -- We'll pull you to safety"

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We're finally kicking off the Dark Horse Comics Aliens vs Predator mini-series proper.

"--A Lot of talk of 'Hybrid-silicon carbon cell construction,' 'independently motile sperm or egg-carrying organisms,' and 'possible epiphytic or parasitic podcasting.'"

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November 20, 2025 81 mins

Neal is swamped with work, so Kenny and Bob took over the show to talk Predator: Badlands. EXPECT SPOILERS! We're doing the Dark Horse AvP comics next time for realsies!

"I can podcast on my own. But who would want to podcast on their own?"

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November 7, 2025 104 mins

"There's something out there waiting for us. And it ain't no man. We're all gonna podcast."

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Discussing the 1989 Aliens Vs. Predator short story from Dark Horse Presents (later republished as AvP#0)

"On all of the life-supporting podcasts we've come across, the worst thing we've ever encountered has been the 'Blood Willies' of Epsilon Indi Two."

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"One podcast in the sack...that's all I ask."

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Old mate Tom and new friend Chris join us to try to give Alien: Earth a fair shake as we discuss the series as a whole - the parts that worked well and not so well, and how we feel about a season 2. Obviously, there's Spoilers.

"Which podcast prevails will determine what corporation rules the universe"

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The Finale, with Bob and Danny

"We're all in this podcast because we can't be kids anymore, but they won't let us be adults"

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September 20, 2025 105 mins

"Forgive me for not shaking hands. Podcasting ate most of mine."

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Bob o7 (spoilers)

"You know what grown-ups do when they make a podcast? They own up to it."

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September 13, 2025 84 mins

"Do Beasts control podcasts now?"

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September 10, 2025 102 mins

You already know Bob is here, and you already know we're SPOILING Episode 6 of Alien: Earth!

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September 6, 2025 100 mins

"Is that what... podcasts look like if you burn off their skin or something?"

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We've got Bob, we've got Danny, we've got episode five of Alien: Earth to SPOIL, let's get this ship landed!

"Mother, this is an official GR30 command podcast."

Correction: Larry reminded us that Ash did not cut into the base of the facehugger's tail in ALIEN. But that doesn't mean Neal suddenly likes Incubus.

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"Aw crem -- podcasts! We've been made! Zook 'em!"

Correction: Listener Stewart reminded us that in the Aliens extended edition the xenomorphs retreat from the autoturrets, so actually this comic is perfect. 

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Four down, four to go. Bob is back on the USCSS Podcast to talk episode four of Alien: Earth, a turning point for all three of us with the show.

"Quantum Podcasts."

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"In that case I have no alternative but to arrest you for failing to report suspicion of a podcast. Sentence is twelve months."

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Danny and Bob are here to CELEBRATE NEAL'S BIRTHDAY and spoil episode three of Alien: Earth

"My dad always threw the first podcast in the trash."

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