Cults I'd Join

Cults I'd Join

Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!

Episodes

November 25, 2025 83 mins

This story isn't over yet, but we're hoping it's at least hit it's peak problematic-ness by now. This week we're devotees of James A Ray (of The Secret fame), and we're hopping on the roller coaster that is his rise and fall. See you at the hot-coal-walking party, but DONT do anything else if he asks you!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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20th Century feral is exactly how I wish to be described in any future Dateline episode, and it's also exactly how the Freedomites would insist you see them. They are out in these streets worshipping God, marching naked into cities, breaking shared bread, bombing structures of modernity, wearing fabulous farm clothes when they feel like it, and burning down literally anything they don't like. In short, I'm inviting t...

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October 29, 2025 87 mins

This week we are all Doukhobors, which is to say, we are Anarchist, Christian, not into the Bible, all about that Borscht, and we wear traditional clothes unless we are naked, because both are cool, depending on things which you wouldn't understand if you are not one of us. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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October 14, 2025 91 mins

We're headed to the Scottish woodlands to join a lost African Tribe, and the outfits alone are worth the journey! See you under the trees-- and bring some twine to make your fern hat!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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September 30, 2025 101 mins

Seeing the face of God is pretty great. Living in a tipi while operating a global drug ring and helping everyone else to see the face of God (for a few hours) too? Even better. Let's join the Brotherhood of Eternal Love, AKA the "hippie mafia," where the fashion is 60's fab, and YES, of course there are orgies. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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September 2, 2025 106 mins

You know I love me some sister wives! This week we are joining the Apostolic United Brotherhood, also known as the AUB. They're pretty great at commune-ing, hit-or-miss with leader picking, but most importantly, THERE ARE SOME SUPER SPECIAL UNDIES. See you over at the AUB for frolics, scandal, great food, and murder!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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August 19, 2025 113 mins

They're controversial from top to bottom. But in the middle... there are canoes full of calico!!!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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August 5, 2025 67 mins

Happy hot season from over here in the lush and overgrown Ozarks-- we are celebrating summer by joining a desert community that has all the weird aesthetics, lack of rules, and abundant community parties we could ever want. PLUS, it's just about free in every way, and the outfits are Mad-Max-Chic! See ya'll over at Slab City, AKA the last free place!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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July 22, 2025 100 mins

Don't let the name fool you-- Catholic Workers are some BA MFer's. Join us on our morally unimpeachable crime spree as we join a fabulous part of the communities movement-- and they're approaching their centennial birthday! 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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July 8, 2025 123 mins

Happy late Day of Independence, comrades, we'll see you after this episode for your thoughts and dreams. In the meantime, Viva la revolución!!! 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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If you like vegan food, zero healthy boundaries, and exactly one color from the color wheel, then we just found the right commune for you! See you over in the deep Ozarks for a day of joining the Nahziryah Monastic Community, or as the locals know them, the Purple People!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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June 10, 2025 131 mins

In the land of culty-cults, Children of God is a heavy-weight. They have a LONG history with a trail of damage behind them, but the look like a lot of fun from the street corners, so grab your tambourine and a very healthy set of boundaries while we explore this one together. *A not to be ignored trigger warning for SA and really unhappy kids. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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May 27, 2025 75 mins

Don't talk about them. Just listen to this podcast and then zip that lip!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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May 13, 2025 118 mins

Magic! World travel! Every kind of tree metaphor you can think of! A few concerning habits, but also so much communing with nature! This week we are joining Palo-- Better known as Palo Mayombe, but we'll talk about that in the ep...

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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April 29, 2025 118 mins

This week we are joining the Africa Family of Philadelphia, better known as MOVE. The best part of MOVE? It's not an acronym. It's a descriptor of their life path, and we dig it. However, it caused them a lot of problems on the way, so let's talk about it! And yes, we will also spend some time planning to free Mumia Abu Jamal. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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April 15, 2025 103 mins

Buddhafield is a lot of fun if you don't count the downward-dog-man guru. Let's do some yoga with the members, talk community and enlightenment, and then burn the whole thing down! Metaphorically speaking. Anyway, they leave us with some good questions, some great stories, and a lot to ponder. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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April 3, 2025 78 mins

Strict patriarchy? Check. Ordained by God? Double check. Bottomless beer and a horse for every baby? Chickety-chickety check. Padanaram is a mix of great potlucks, bomb-ass parties, a lot of praying, and a hierarchy not to be messed with. It's also the tale of a community who has given itself the grace to shift course, adjust self-identity, and evolve through many iterations over its 6-decades-and-still-going history. Let&...

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March 26, 2025 81 mins

If you're not on the CIJ Patreon yet, this is your sign to hop on over and subscribe-- we want to see you at ALL the parties! In the meantime, please enjoy this episode from the Patreon library, this week we're joining the Romani People, also known as Travelers. They are basically all awesome, all the time!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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February 18, 2025 94 mins

If you're into exclusively surface level LOVELY aesthetics and have NO concern about behind the scenes problems, long term consequences, or nazi underbellies, then this is the group for you! Don't go to the potluck if you're gluten-free though, because that place will be CRAWLING with sourdough!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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February 4, 2025 122 mins

Are you into lizard people and magic rocks and an impending apocalypse with a little bit of the Bible sprinkled on top? Then get over here, buddy, this fairly dangerous cult is for you! Also, don't join this group if you enjoy leaving your basement, but DO join if you too are suspicious of the constellation Orion! 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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