December 8, 2023 • 34 mins
Kari and Dr. Casey are talking how to Use the holidays as a time to fit in plenty of sex even when dealing with kids and family.
Mentioned in this episode:
Carla Renee Intimates
Nightshade Burlesque
Lovers
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this is the last month of theyear.
We're done.
Like, this is it.
We have worked pretty fuckinghard on this show lately.
Come on, Mr.
Striped Shirt.
Chime in.
Stop.
You're pausing and I don't knowwhy you're pausing.
You're the only one pausinghere.
Let's go.
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I was just getting a reactionout of you.
It's fine.
I'm just waiting on you, daddy.
Slowly watching your face asyou're like, Hey, motherfucker,
talk.
Come on.
I will talk this whole goddamnshow if I need to.
I doubt that.
Oh, sit back.
Don't say a word.
Okay.
Mama's got this.
Got it.
All right.
So for December, see that'sfunny is because now he's just
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going to do it out of spite andhe thinks I'm joking.
This is a whole show of Carrie.
So, we have notes that wecreated at lunch today because
we like to do this thing wherewe do a date day where we come
up with like concepts and ideasand stuff that we want to talk
about for the show.
At this point, I just waiting tosee the fucking cracks because.
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I ain't cracking.
So calendar for December, whatdo we got going on?
We have a couple's soiree lastyear because Casey doesn't like
the word challenge.
So this year I slightly talkedhim into saying, fuck it.
We're calling it a goddamnchallenge because it is a
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challenge.
Go through and do these 12 daysof Christmas with your partner
and actually like secede and doit because we all have this,
like, we go into December withlike best case scenario, how we
think the year is going, or I'msorry, how the month is going to
be.
But if you are like us and youhave kids and you have a
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stubborn husband, that's justsitting back and not saying
anything, it can make.
For December, really difficult.
And, and so we have come up witha couple's calendar again, we're
only doing it for the 12 days ofChristmas one, because it's
convenient too, because we triedthe 30 fucking Christmas and it,
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we realized that was way toofucking much.
So we came up with a 12 days andyou still have minus I'm up.
Go to our Instagram and on ourLinks in our bio, you can click
on that.
And there's like 10 differentlinks at this point, but the
very top one is a Christmascouples challenge or soiree or
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wherever the fuck we decided tocall it this year.
But it's your opportunity to putin your email address and then.
Once we start the 12 days ofChristmas, you will receive an
email that morning.
That morning is a new task foryou and your partner to
accomplish together.
We have a bunch of differentexamples of the ones that worked
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last year.
We have some that didn't worklast year.
So we're basically likesolidating.
Is that the word consolidatingall of our best ones in the top
12 for, for Christmas this year.
The next thing that we're aboutis that I'm going to talk about
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because you're just sitting heresmiling at me.
This is Carrie's podcast, by theway, this has not come with
Casey anymore.
This has come on Carrie withCarrie.
And the next thing that we'regoing to talk about is December
22nd.
Casey, what is.
Oh, what cat's got your tongue?
December 22nd is a show.
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Well, it is the burlesque show.
It is nightshade burlesque, butit is not at the normal venue.
Normal.
When we talk about the show, itis the first Friday of every
month.
It is at Cicada in foot worth.
That is not the case for thistime around.
They are partnering with tulips,which if you are a Fort Worth
local, local, you know, tulipsat this point.
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It is a bar in Southside FortWorth.
They are hosting nightshadeburlesque December 22nd.
We already have our VIP tablewith one of our two favorite
people.
But there are still tables.
There's still seating available.
You still can sign a show.
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And again, it is 22nd at tulips.
You can go to night tradeburlesque.
You can go to our page.
You can go to tulips.
It really doesn't matter.
It's pretty easy to find theshow that we can not wait.
To go to it's going to continueto stare at Casey while he says
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nothing.
His level of stubbornness is myfavorite, truthfully.
Now, the next topic that we'regoing to discuss is a very close
friend of ours.
We're not normally competitive,but in terms of stubbornness, I
will surpass you.
Sometimes it can be hard todetermine who's more stubborn.
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You or me.
You did good, right?
I had a few slip ups, but Imean, I'm not, I'm, I'm
imperfect.
Did you mention the fact thatShade before Christmas is going
to have live music.
No, no, I was doing my best atgetting it all in there If you
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would like to wait, no, I had togo Okay, this was fun.
Oh the calendar the couple'scalendar.
Yeah.
Yes.
I like the name of soiree.
I my reasoning for not Challengeis I love saying this when you
were being mute, by the way,that was my favorite continue at
all.
My, my, my disdain for the wordchallenge is I feel like it's
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just used by so many people.
And the reality is, is I don'twant it to anyone to be like,
Ooh, this is going to be achallenge.
It's going to be for us to do.
I want it to be like, no, thisis something we want to do
because.
It's something we can not haveit be so hard for us to do that.
We have to refer to it aschallenging.
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Yes.
Or the flip side of it andrealizing that it is a fucking
challenge to be in arelationship and put these
aspects first.
It is a challenge.
It's the fucking holidays.
Holidays are not about us.
Holidays are about everybodyelse.
So I love the word challengebecause this is the first time
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that it maybe actually is achallenge to put you and your
partner first.
I consider it an opportunity.
I still fucking consider it achallenge.
I love your sweet bird, like,chirping perspective.
Bird chirping?
Yeah, like, like, light shiningon your beautiful, beautiful
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perspective.
Mine is like, no bitch, we gottaget this shit.
We have to do it.
It's a challenge.
We do it.
But maybe that's just the way,maybe that's just the way we
both.
It's really view it as thatthings like this for you are a
challenge and fine.
And for me, it's just the easeof the relationship.
That's so cute.
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But that ain't you, baby.
Anyway.
Yes.
If you can go to the link in ourbio on our.
To sign up for a mailing list,which will get you automatically
entered for the 12 days ofChristmas.
Keep in mind, we've already saidthis before.
If you participate and show itto us all 12 days, you're going
to be entered for a gift basket,a come with Casey gift basket,
which is going to have some ofour favorite tricks, fun shit.
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Yeah.
For, for, for you to have fun inthe new year of 2024 or the next
challenge, far as nightshadebefore Christmas.
I'm excited about that one,dude.
I cannot wait.
I love that.
They're having at a biggervenue.
This is one of our favorite.
So this is, as just so everybodyknows, this is supplemental to.
Their usual show they still havetheir usual monthly show the
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first Friday of every singlemonth at the cicada and
Southside Fort Worth This is anadditional one.
Then this is gonna be a blastplenty of tables plenty of GA
still available I think there'seven a few owners box tickets
still available, which is thatsounds like fun But they're
gonna have a great fuckingawesome show.
It is the nightshade beforeChristmas.
It is December 22nd at tulips Ithink it's doors at 7 show at 8.
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Yeah, come join us If you showup and you say that you came
there because you heard it oncome with Casey, we'll buy you a
drink.
Yes.
Which is the complete oppositeof what I was about to say.
I was about to say, buy us adrink.
That's just me being a littlegreedy.
No.
The next thing that we weregoing to talk about before you
came into my show was, I forgot,this is come on, Carrie.
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What was that title?
Oh, no, that's what it was.
So I think that's what it was.
That's what it was.
Have way more viewers.
I don't know if it would be theright crowd, though.
It would not be anyone that wewould want.
The next thing we're going totalk about is our dear friend,
Carla.
We talk about her all the time.
We do, and we talk about her fordifferent reasons.
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Today, we are not mentioning thefact that she's a phenomenal
photographer.
We're not mentioning that.
We're mentioning the fact thatnot only is she so passionate
about her work, shut up, shutup.
You sound like one of those oldPepsi ads.
That's like, we're not going totalk about how the crisp flavor
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and cool refreshingness of thiscrisp flavor from now on.
I'm sure you can call heranything.
She gives you consent to callher.
That's very true.
So Chris Flavor works at Loversit is, it is a sex shop called
Lovers.
And, and what I was trying tosay is I love the fact that she
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makes.
What she does to the next level.
Like, yes, I'm a Boudoirphotographer, but not only that
I'm going to work at a sex shop,I'm going to be helpful for you
to not only make you look sexy,but I make it feel sexy.
You have a question on dildos.
You have it on vibrators onlube.
Like she is so fucking helpful.
Again, this is Carla.
She works at lovers.
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We're going to be posting apicture of her and tagging her
work location.
We're going to be doing thatthis week.
And then the day that theepisode actually aired.
So if you're listening to thisright now, head over to our
Instagram CWKC underscoreofficial and look at the posts
that we are going to be makingfor her.
I love that we're not onlygiving you information on like
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how to Feel sexy, but this is agirl that can help you look sexy
too.
So let's allow that allow, allowthat I'm so congested right now.
It's not even funny.
Exactly.
It is not letting my words comeout the way that I want them to.
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Today's episode for anotherepisode of come on, Carrie.
Yep.
Shut up.
Sorry.
It's a movie quote.
If you don't get it, that'sfine.
Today's episode is actuallycalled hoe for the holidays.
It's called hoe for the holidaysbecause I came.
You actually did.
And that is one of the thingsthat like y'all don't maybe hear
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or realize that all the clevertitles of the episodes come on
Casey or come from no, he doesall of them, the title of the
episodes.
I've always admired how cleveryou are with those.
And sometimes we actually comeup with like the tiles of the
episodes before we go into likethe topic of the episodes.
That's because you areresponsible for the visual
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aesthetics of everything we do,which is fucking phenomenal.
Yeah, I am responsible for allof the linguistic aesthetics.
Yes.
And that is another reason whywe work.
So well together, but I lovethat you had come up with a
point of like being a hoe forthe holidays.
Yes.
That's a great fucking point,which really does the point to,
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to, to like stepping out.
If you're normal for theholidays, be a fucking.
Like if you are partnered andfuck up, like we always get so
hyper focused on everyone elsefor the holidays, what this
person wants, what this personneeds, who can I help?
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What do my fucking childrenwant?
Like, those are all greatthings, but like, when are you
going to step aside and ask,what do you and your partner
want?
For the holidays.
And what do you and your partnerneed for the holidays, Casey?
Oh, I'm, I'm just, I know I'mentangled listener today.
I'm entangled in your words.
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Let's continue it.
You're the one that came withthis episode.
Come on, babe.
Do you want to know why I cameup with this?
Yeah.
Okay.
You just said it.
You said it in part.
I'm not speaking for you is, isyes.
Be a hope for the holidays.
Carrie said something that kindof drew me.
And I was like, yes, thatactually.
Well, is it?
Yeah, we spend all of this timedoing for other people.
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We spend all of this time doingfor our kids, doing for our
parents, doing for our family,making plans, making sure we're
in the right place at the righttime.
Every one of our days tends toget filled up.
So, yeah, our calendar when Igot to do this, everyone else
I've got to buy for, I've got toattend, I've got to do this and
we, we start to ignore theintimacy in our relationship,
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whether you are in a committedmonogamous relationship or a
committed open relationship oryou're single or whatever the
fuck you are.
We start to sacrifice sexuality.
We start to sacrifice ourintimacy in favor of things we
deem more important in the time.
So we're making an invite toeveryone to hoe it up for the
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holidays and hoe for theholidays.
And one of the main reasons whywe're saying that, like, this is
the time of year to be yoursexiest as one is the end of the
fucking year, like in the yearoff on a high note, you know, we
are.
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Two individuals that get boggeddown between our work schedule
and our family schedule andeverything else, as busy as this
time of year can be.
It's actually a time that familyis together the most.
We do our kids, we do the adventcalendar, but we, this is like
much more elevated and this ismuch more extensive because we
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call it an advent calendar.
Yeah, it's, it is.
We have days where we, every daywe do something with the kids.
So we have this like, string ofstocking, string of stockings
that's labeled one through 25and each day there's, there's a,
an event in there, which in allhonesty, like we created this
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advent calendar.
Way before we challenge and itfive, six years and it kind of
stemmed from it though, becausethis time of year, in all
honesty, we, we have kids thatare busy.
We understand the lifestyle, butthis is a time of year that
things.
Do kind of get to slow down.
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If you're similar to us, this iswe like eat out less.
We do more things at home.
It's cold.
It gets dark early.
We're in together.
So we decided to do this adventcalendar with the kids.
And I do understand as busy atthis time of year as it is, it
is a time for.
And so what we're really wantingthis episode to, to do truly is
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just to break you into the ideathat not only can this be again,
like we had said for our friendsand family and kids and fucking
whatever, but let this then befor us, what.
Do together.
What activities can we dotogether to make us feel closer?
Ones that I wrote down wascooking together.
Yeah, we talk about that often.
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We all, we come across peoplewho don't really have that
ability.
One of them is a good cook.
One of them is not, or one worksreally late and the other one,
you know, doesn't has been homefor two hours and prepping and
doing everything.
So for situations sake, we'regoing to paint this hypothetical
picture in which you have thetime to get it done and you
both, you know, at least knowhow to use a fucking measuring
cup.
At least, at least, but it's a,it's a good way to bond a little
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bit.
It's a good way for you to learnhow to work as a team.
Some, it's a good way for you toeven work through frustrations
whenever you are inevitably inthe kitchen and one of you is
getting.
The other one, because they'reeither not doing what you told
them or you feel like they'retelling you too much what to do.
So let's take this real fuckingpersonal.
Casey is the cook in thehousehold.
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He understands measurements andtemperatures and like devices
like and fucking seasoning,right?
Like he fucking excels.
What he doesn't excel with iscleaning.
He fucking did it.
But the thing is, the beauty ofit, is that's okay.
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What if the fact that he is thefucking chef, he is the talent
in the, in, in, in the kitchen.
And I am the one that.
Puts all the cans in the trashand, or cleans them out and puts
them in the trash and, and, andlike cleans the 50 dishes he
uses because he can't use thesame dish for cooking.
There's no problem with the factthat I consider myself like his
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sous chef.
Understand you and your partnerstrength in the kitchen.
Don't have to type a personalityis trying to cook a time.
No utilize your time togetherand understand your strengths
and your weaknesses.
My weakness is I can't cook forshit, but I'm good at cleaning.
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That's going to then be myfocus.
You can both be in the kitchenat the same time and not feeling
like there's too many, what arethey, what was the too many
chiefs?
None of Indians.
Like, yeah, that's one way toput it.
That is a thing to say oldschool in that phrase.
And I still love that phrase.
I'm just saying, don't try tohave too.
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Big energies go in there andcook at the same time and maybe
understand that one person cando the cooking one person can
cleaning one person can do thecooking and one person can be
setting the table and doingstuff like this is your
opportunity to just be together.
And that's what we want you tofocus on is just being together.
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Saying this because you and Ihave been in the kitchen and we
both tried to be chiefs and wewere fucking butting heads
instead of me realizing, Hey,Casey's actually the better cook
and let me just take a step backand help him where he needs the
help versus.
Me trying to like be that energyto whatever.
Right.
So that is one aspect that y'allcan do together.
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Is, is, is cook together.
The other thing that I was goingto say, which is just helpful
all the way around, all the wayaround any household is then
clean together.
If it is our dinner together,you'll, you'll done the stuff.
Everything's cleaned up.
Take that last like 15 minutestogether and just clean up
together.
Oh, one of the good ones.
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We talked about this the otherday is I had seen a reel of mine
where it was it was a familythat had said.
They set an alarm on a nightlybasis and so they, they go, they
cook, they eat all that kind ofstuff.
Everybody leaves everything.
But as soon as that alarm goesoff, every person commits to
their given chore, whatever itis, and they do that thing right
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then and there every night whenthe alarm goes off.
So it becomes, it becomes aPavlovian response, right?
So now it's like, I hear thealarm go off, I go do my thing.
That might be taking out thetrash that might be cleaning the
kitchen.
That might be wiping down thecounters.
That might be whatever the hellit is, but it's something that
you can do.
It's a, it's a great way toremain organized and it's a
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great way to avoid a lot ofconflict.
Because let's face it this timeof year, we're going to find
times or situations where we'refrustrated with each other, but
I guarantee you.
Keeping a space clean andorganized and focused together
is the number one way to like,not have arguments along the
way.
The other point that we reallywant to say, how else can we
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hold it up for the holidays?
Just cooking together ain'thoeing it up.
So let's hoe it up.
No, that's fair.
I mean, you can fucking put onjust a cutting, a cooking smock
only.
Wait, hold on.
To make it sexy.
Hold on.
What?
Did you just call an apron acooking smock?
I, well, cause I'm thinkinghairdresser or something.
I color smog, like cutting cake.
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I love it so much.
I call this as an apron, right?
It's a fucking apron.
No, it's good.
I know.
Now it's not, it isn't.
It is an apron.
Now it's a cooking smog.
Put on your sexiest smog and getin that kitchen.
But yes, there are ways that youcan make cooking.
Very sexy.
Put the fucking kids together orto bed.
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I'm so sorry.
Put the fucking kids to bed andmake cookies together.
Like spray some whipped cream onyour dick.
Sure.
Yes, absolutely.
There are ways to make cookingsexy.
Roasted marshmallow.
Toss it in your asshole and eatit out.
Wait, are you eating out of yourown asshole?
No.
That's, I mean, the way, commas,commas help.
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I would let the marshmallow cooldown first though.
Before you shove it up in yourasshole?
Yeah.
Alright, so the next one iscreate your own advent calendar.
Now, why the fuck would youcreate your own when we are just
telling you to send in yourgoddamn email and we will create
one for you?
Whatever doesn't matter.
Create your own advent calendarfor you and your partner.
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It's just setting a goal or a, abetter mindset before bed.
This is what we're going to dobefore bed.
If you join our advent calendar,we have so many ideas.
Well, yes, yes.
You're getting our best 12.
You want more fucking ask at thelast year?
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I made 31 days of it.
Okay.
You have so many things that youcan do with you and your
partner, but if you, if youdon't want to join our email
list, that's totally fine.
Sit down with your partner andsay the last days before
Christmas in 12 or 10 it doesn'tfucking matter any days that you
want to sit down and setsomething aside for you and your
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partner.
Do that together, but createsomething for just you too.
It's a great way to feel closer.
It's a great way, way to feelsexier.
It's a great way to share.
Maybe part of one of your adventcalendar is, is to share a
fantasy that you've never sharedwith them before.
What we're looking is to gettingyou this time of year, closer to
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your partner and not feeling forthey, because what ends up
happening every time this year,again, as we said, it's, it's a
fucking family, it's kids, it's.
Like events that we have to goto.
It's fucking plays that we haveto go and we're not feeling
close to our partner.
People tend to neglect their Dbecause they deprioritize it in
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favor of the events they havegoing on.
Not saying that like we don'tget it.
We're saying we fucking get it,but here are ways to elevate.
Your life this month with yourpartner exclusively.
Here's here's some good ways torepress.
Yeah, that relationship duringthe holidays in a way that's not
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going to cause you too muchstress.
It's not going to be somethingthat forces you to participate
whenever you are not feeling it.
You get to do it in your owntime.
Yeah.
It's not, we're not sitting backand saying, Hey, make sure that
at eight o'clock tonight, thisis where you're at and what
you're doing.
No, we're going to give youtasks that you can complete that
are of your own free willanytime during that day.
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Just make sure at some pointduring that day gets done.
If you're a scheduler, scheduleit out.
If you're a, somebody that likesspontaneity, then great.
You can toss it in wherever youfind the time, plan that drama,
draw from a fucking hat.
Like you can be spontaneous andnot feel so like bogged down and
like the, like schedulingstructure, have all of your
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different ideas in a fucking hatand pull it out that night.
There, there are ways toactivities without feeling like.
This is just, I knew this wasgoing to happen.
I don't want to do this anymore.
You know?
The other thing that we had saidwas to set up a date at places
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with a Christmas theme.
There are so many locations andthere's so many fucking
locations now.
I mean, I feel like every yearI'm hearing about another place
and another place that just likedecorate themselves out for
Christmas.
It's what a lot of restaurantsand bars and other places have
to do nowadays to keep peoplecoming in during the holidays
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because people want toexperience some level of holiday
spirit.
And so whenever they get toexperience that by going to
their favorite bar or restaurantand there's presents everywhere
and decorations, it's like aChristmas pop up bar.
You can literally go to Googleand search your town and
Christmas pop up bar and you'regoing to find something.
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There's another good one though.
If people are on, whenever youhop on Instagram, go check out a
Fort Worth love list.
If you're, if you're a local toFort Worth and you're listening,
check out Fort Worth love list.
They tend to have a lot of goodentries that are about different
restaurants and bars that aredoing Christmas.
What the fuck are you doing?
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Why are you blowing bubbles inyour drink?
Okay.
I'm so sorry.
Case was making a really validpoint.
I'm just blowing bubbles on mydrink.
Because I five sometimes.
Okay.
Anyways.
Yes.
I love the finding a pop up barin your local city.
There are so many out there.
The other thing that you can dois set up a romantic shoot with
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you and your partner romantic orsexy or erotic.
I don't give a shit that, butit's so easy.
Okay.
Everyone has a tripod and if youdon't have a tripod, every
fucking body at this point inyour life, if you don't own an,
an iPhone or a cell phonetripod, get on Amazon and order
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one right now, like 20 bucks,even less than that, order
yourself a goddamn tripod andone.
Night, one fucking night beforeChristmas ends, tie your bitch
up in lights, take pictures infront of the tree, put on a
Santa hat and have some sex,take some video of it.
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It's not that hard.
Is that your official advice?
Tie your bitch up in lights.
Tie her up with consent fromher.
Like do it.
Including being called a bitch.
With consent from her, but likeset aside time to not only feel
sexy with your partner, but filmit, graph it, send it in, send
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it to us.
It doesn't matter.
But like the, the point is havea fucking good time.
Partner this time of year,whether you can set up a tripod
and, and take these pictures ortake these videos, it's just for
y'all even fucking better havesomething for you to look back
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at the next Christmas, or I'm,I'm so sorry, the past Christmas
we're like, Oh, look what wedid.
Like, look, what fun that wehad.
You can do these things withyour partner, setting up a date
night with them again, at somefun, unique.
Christmas place, whateversetting up an advent calendar.
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So you have the ability to dosomething with one another every
single night, making theserequests super realistic.
It doesn't matter.
It's just the fact that you arereally focusing in on what you
can.
Partner fucking cookingtogether.
Again, there's no wrong answer.
The whole point is to, to be ahoe for the holidays.
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Be there with your partner, bethere for your partner.
What are some other ways that wecan be hos for the holidays?
Cause we're, we're giving a fewthings and you see a few of
these coming up on our adventcalendar.
Probably there's, you know what,let's see, what would be a way
that I could hold it up that Ithink that could be held up for
a holiday?
Surprise me with you being ahoe, you know, like, I'm like, I
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didn't expect that.
Like I walk out in a bananahammock and a butt plug.
I was more thinking like, like aSanta hat with like the whipped
cream over your dick, like theydid in that movie.
Which one are you talking about?
You're talking about not anotherteen movie or varsity blues?
Not another teen movie.
Not another teen movie.
Varsity blues was, she had it.
No, I know.
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I was thinking about him.
No, I was thinking, you'reright.
Not another teen movie iswhenever he has it on him and
then walks away and there's abanana sticking out of his ass.
You're so right.
You're so right.
Could you even get a banana inthe ass?
Is it?
No, I bet you could.
I bet you could.
It's just going to like dissolvein.
I feel like that would be like,that's like a reality show
challenge.
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It's just going to become mushy.
Stick the banana in the asswithout breaking it.
So mushy.
Anyways.
It'll be less.
I'm pretty sure it'd be mushy.
Anyway, stop it.
I now I can't think of anythingabout banana and asshole.
What was the point?
We're talking about how to holdup for the holidays.
What are some other ways we canhoe it up?
I mean, there's a lot of ways.
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Send your partner a video of youmasturbating.
I mean, that's, you know whatpeople don't talk about enough
of.
You know what people don't talkabout enough of is Okay.
Oh, I've never seen you go on arant on here.
Well, cause I've seen a lot ofit lately is that do spouses
enjoy.
So as a penis owner, does aspouse enjoy getting video of
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their partner masturbating andcoming?
Why would they not?
Exactly.
Why would they not?
It's not talked enough.
It's not talked about enough.
Okay.
More guys should be waiting oncamera.
And sending it to their spouses.
I want to see you come all thefucking time.
I want to see it.
I want to hear it.
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I want to know that it'shappening.
I want to send you porn.
I want you to come to it.
I want you to send it to me.
Really?
Yeah.
That, that is a curiositybecause I'm now hearing more and
more about it online wherepeople are like, Oh, I want to
see, I want to see a video ofyou.
I want to hear you moaning.
I want to do that, but I feellike it's not talked about
enough.
So that's a question that I havefor penis owners is are you
jerking off on camera andsending it to your spouse?
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I don't think people are off.
I don't think enough.
Okay.
So you want to figure out how tohold up for the holidays?
Busting out on camera.
Record it.
Moan into the camera, but do itthough.
Like I get what you're saying.
Like it's, it doesn't happenenough.
Like he say it.
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No, like.
Just a fucking nut on cameraand, and have audio, have audio
on boy out there that will senda coming video without just
bullshit.
It's absolute bullshit.
That's we want to hear selfconscious or being like insecure
about their own thing.
Like they don't want to be on.
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They don't want to be on camerabeing like.
Well, don't make like, like,like a fucking turtle video.
You can't stop it.
You are aware that you're beingrecorded.
You know how to make yourselfsound coming.
There's, there is no, in myopinion, there's no problem.
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If you're sending somebody avideo to, you know, Elevated a
little bit.
And also at the same time, likemen literally want the audio on.
That's it.
We just want the audio.
It's send a video of you comingwith the audio on.
If I don't hear your handsslapping your dick, I'm not even
gonna like.
And on that note, you know what?
Make sure you have lube becausethat's going to enhance those
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sounds too.
Exactly.
If you're using lube.
They don't wanna hear like the,of just your hand given like
the, of the actual lube goingon.
Jesus Christ, Jesus fuckingChrist.
You like my sound effects?
God damnit, I fucking can withyou.
But it's, it's good because.
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And in actuality, as the, wewant to hear that you want that
we want, or we want to be, Idon't want to say give them
permission, but I want to see,we'd be privy to the fact,
right?
We want to understand from you.
We want the affirmation that,Hey, I, this turns me on.
Yeah.
So let me flip the script realquick from a guy perspective or
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penis owner perspective.
What would, do you want in avideo of.
A girl masturbating and sendingit to you.
Like, what do you want to see?
So that being fairly subjective,I can only give my personal to
this things that I like to seewhenever I receive a video.
You masturbating.
Toy play.
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Okay.
Always is always a yes.
Yeah.
Both close up and far away.
Okay.
So I want to get good, like gooddetail, but I also want to see
like everything.
All of it.
Yeah, exactly.
And then yes, the, the audio Iwant the, I want the noises.
I want the penetration noises.
I want the playing off noises.
I want the moaning.
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I want.
You do achieve orgasm duringthat time to know that you do
that you did.
Yeah, and if you're a squirterbonus, yeah, but I can't make
myself squirt.
I can't do you can do that.
Perfect practice makes perfect.
That's true.
That's true.
I can teach you, show me yourways.
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Jedi show you how it's youshowing me how to make myself
squirt.
Just show me how to make someoneelse squirt.
I don't care about myself.
I don't care about that.
It's what I have you for now,accepting applications.
Carrie wants to learn how tomake a girl squirt.
If you would like me to practiceon you, please shoot us a
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message.
Here's the message.
But in all, I'll see you onanother episode of Casey, don't
you fucking dare because youhave ended this episodes and you
have never let me end one andI'm fucking anyone right now.
Exactly.
I am anyone on come with Casey.
I am your host, Carrie Sanders.
And I'm Dr.
Casey Sanders.
this is the last month of theyear.
We're done.
Like, this is it.
We have worked pretty fuckinghard on this show lately.
Come on, Mr.
Striped Shirt.
Chime in.
Stop.
You're pausing and I don't knowwhy you're pausing.
You're the only one pausinghere.
Let's go.
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I was just getting a reactionout of you.
It's fine.
I'm just waiting on you, daddy.
Slowly watching your face asyou're like, Hey, motherfucker,
talk.
Come on.
I will talk this whole goddamnshow if I need to.
I doubt that.
Oh, sit back.
Don't say a word.
Okay.
Mama's got this.
Got it.
All right.
So for December, see that'sfunny is because now he's just
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going to do it out of spite andhe thinks I'm joking.
This is a whole show of Carrie.
So, we have notes that wecreated at lunch today because
we like to do this thing wherewe do a date day where we come
up with like concepts and ideasand stuff that we want to talk
about for the show.
At this point, I just waiting tosee the fucking cracks because.
(01:10):
I ain't cracking.
So calendar for December, whatdo we got going on?
We have a couple's soiree lastyear because Casey doesn't like
the word challenge.
So this year I slightly talkedhim into saying, fuck it.
We're calling it a goddamnchallenge because it is a
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challenge.
Go through and do these 12 daysof Christmas with your partner
and actually like secede and doit because we all have this,
like, we go into December withlike best case scenario, how we
think the year is going, or I'msorry, how the month is going to
be.
But if you are like us and youhave kids and you have a
(01:54):
stubborn husband, that's justsitting back and not saying
anything, it can make.
For December, really difficult.
And, and so we have come up witha couple's calendar again, we're
only doing it for the 12 days ofChristmas one, because it's
convenient too, because we triedthe 30 fucking Christmas and it,
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we realized that was way toofucking much.
So we came up with a 12 days andyou still have minus I'm up.
Go to our Instagram and on ourLinks in our bio, you can click
on that.
And there's like 10 differentlinks at this point, but the
very top one is a Christmascouples challenge or soiree or
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wherever the fuck we decided tocall it this year.
But it's your opportunity to putin your email address and then.
Once we start the 12 days ofChristmas, you will receive an
email that morning.
That morning is a new task foryou and your partner to
accomplish together.
We have a bunch of differentexamples of the ones that worked
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last year.
We have some that didn't worklast year.
So we're basically likesolidating.
Is that the word consolidatingall of our best ones in the top
12 for, for Christmas this year.
The next thing that we're aboutis that I'm going to talk about
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because you're just sitting heresmiling at me.
This is Carrie's podcast, by theway, this has not come with
Casey anymore.
This has come on Carrie withCarrie.
And the next thing that we'regoing to talk about is December
22nd.
Casey, what is.
Oh, what cat's got your tongue?
December 22nd is a show.
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Well, it is the burlesque show.
It is nightshade burlesque, butit is not at the normal venue.
Normal.
When we talk about the show, itis the first Friday of every
month.
It is at Cicada in foot worth.
That is not the case for thistime around.
They are partnering with tulips,which if you are a Fort Worth
local, local, you know, tulipsat this point.
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It is a bar in Southside FortWorth.
They are hosting nightshadeburlesque December 22nd.
We already have our VIP tablewith one of our two favorite
people.
But there are still tables.
There's still seating available.
You still can sign a show.
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And again, it is 22nd at tulips.
You can go to night tradeburlesque.
You can go to our page.
You can go to tulips.
It really doesn't matter.
It's pretty easy to find theshow that we can not wait.
To go to it's going to continueto stare at Casey while he says
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nothing.
His level of stubbornness is myfavorite, truthfully.
Now, the next topic that we'regoing to discuss is a very close
friend of ours.
We're not normally competitive,but in terms of stubbornness, I
will surpass you.
Sometimes it can be hard todetermine who's more stubborn.
(05:12):
You or me.
You did good, right?
I had a few slip ups, but Imean, I'm not, I'm, I'm
imperfect.
Did you mention the fact thatShade before Christmas is going
to have live music.
No, no, I was doing my best atgetting it all in there If you
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would like to wait, no, I had togo Okay, this was fun.
Oh the calendar the couple'scalendar.
Yeah.
Yes.
I like the name of soiree.
I my reasoning for not Challengeis I love saying this when you
were being mute, by the way,that was my favorite continue at
all.
My, my, my disdain for the wordchallenge is I feel like it's
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just used by so many people.
And the reality is, is I don'twant it to anyone to be like,
Ooh, this is going to be achallenge.
It's going to be for us to do.
I want it to be like, no, thisis something we want to do
because.
It's something we can not haveit be so hard for us to do that.
We have to refer to it aschallenging.
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Yes.
Or the flip side of it andrealizing that it is a fucking
challenge to be in arelationship and put these
aspects first.
It is a challenge.
It's the fucking holidays.
Holidays are not about us.
Holidays are about everybodyelse.
So I love the word challengebecause this is the first time
(06:39):
that it maybe actually is achallenge to put you and your
partner first.
I consider it an opportunity.
I still fucking consider it achallenge.
I love your sweet bird, like,chirping perspective.
Bird chirping?
Yeah, like, like, light shiningon your beautiful, beautiful
(07:01):
perspective.
Mine is like, no bitch, we gottaget this shit.
We have to do it.
It's a challenge.
We do it.
But maybe that's just the way,maybe that's just the way we
both.
It's really view it as thatthings like this for you are a
challenge and fine.
And for me, it's just the easeof the relationship.
That's so cute.
(07:22):
But that ain't you, baby.
Anyway.
Yes.
If you can go to the link in ourbio on our.
To sign up for a mailing list,which will get you automatically
entered for the 12 days ofChristmas.
Keep in mind, we've already saidthis before.
If you participate and show itto us all 12 days, you're going
to be entered for a gift basket,a come with Casey gift basket,
which is going to have some ofour favorite tricks, fun shit.
(07:46):
Yeah.
For, for, for you to have fun inthe new year of 2024 or the next
challenge, far as nightshadebefore Christmas.
I'm excited about that one,dude.
I cannot wait.
I love that.
They're having at a biggervenue.
This is one of our favorite.
So this is, as just so everybodyknows, this is supplemental to.
Their usual show they still havetheir usual monthly show the
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first Friday of every singlemonth at the cicada and
Southside Fort Worth This is anadditional one.
Then this is gonna be a blastplenty of tables plenty of GA
still available I think there'seven a few owners box tickets
still available, which is thatsounds like fun But they're
gonna have a great fuckingawesome show.
It is the nightshade beforeChristmas.
It is December 22nd at tulips Ithink it's doors at 7 show at 8.
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Yeah, come join us If you showup and you say that you came
there because you heard it oncome with Casey, we'll buy you a
drink.
Yes.
Which is the complete oppositeof what I was about to say.
I was about to say, buy us adrink.
That's just me being a littlegreedy.
No.
The next thing that we weregoing to talk about before you
came into my show was, I forgot,this is come on, Carrie.
(08:54):
What was that title?
Oh, no, that's what it was.
So I think that's what it was.
That's what it was.
Have way more viewers.
I don't know if it would be theright crowd, though.
It would not be anyone that wewould want.
The next thing we're going totalk about is our dear friend,
Carla.
We talk about her all the time.
We do, and we talk about her fordifferent reasons.
(09:16):
Today, we are not mentioning thefact that she's a phenomenal
photographer.
We're not mentioning that.
We're mentioning the fact thatnot only is she so passionate
about her work, shut up, shutup.
You sound like one of those oldPepsi ads.
That's like, we're not going totalk about how the crisp flavor
(09:36):
and cool refreshingness of thiscrisp flavor from now on.
I'm sure you can call heranything.
She gives you consent to callher.
That's very true.
So Chris Flavor works at Loversit is, it is a sex shop called
Lovers.
And, and what I was trying tosay is I love the fact that she
(10:01):
makes.
What she does to the next level.
Like, yes, I'm a Boudoirphotographer, but not only that
I'm going to work at a sex shop,I'm going to be helpful for you
to not only make you look sexy,but I make it feel sexy.
You have a question on dildos.
You have it on vibrators onlube.
Like she is so fucking helpful.
Again, this is Carla.
She works at lovers.
(10:22):
We're going to be posting apicture of her and tagging her
work location.
We're going to be doing thatthis week.
And then the day that theepisode actually aired.
So if you're listening to thisright now, head over to our
Instagram CWKC underscoreofficial and look at the posts
that we are going to be makingfor her.
I love that we're not onlygiving you information on like
(10:45):
how to Feel sexy, but this is agirl that can help you look sexy
too.
So let's allow that allow, allowthat I'm so congested right now.
It's not even funny.
Exactly.
It is not letting my words comeout the way that I want them to.
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Today's episode for anotherepisode of come on, Carrie.
Yep.
Shut up.
Sorry.
It's a movie quote.
If you don't get it, that'sfine.
Today's episode is actuallycalled hoe for the holidays.
It's called hoe for the holidaysbecause I came.
You actually did.
And that is one of the thingsthat like y'all don't maybe hear
(11:28):
or realize that all the clevertitles of the episodes come on
Casey or come from no, he doesall of them, the title of the
episodes.
I've always admired how cleveryou are with those.
And sometimes we actually comeup with like the tiles of the
episodes before we go into likethe topic of the episodes.
That's because you areresponsible for the visual
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aesthetics of everything we do,which is fucking phenomenal.
Yeah, I am responsible for allof the linguistic aesthetics.
Yes.
And that is another reason whywe work.
So well together, but I lovethat you had come up with a
point of like being a hoe forthe holidays.
Yes.
That's a great fucking point,which really does the point to,
(12:12):
to, to like stepping out.
If you're normal for theholidays, be a fucking.
Like if you are partnered andfuck up, like we always get so
hyper focused on everyone elsefor the holidays, what this
person wants, what this personneeds, who can I help?
(12:33):
What do my fucking childrenwant?
Like, those are all greatthings, but like, when are you
going to step aside and ask,what do you and your partner
want?
For the holidays.
And what do you and your partnerneed for the holidays, Casey?
Oh, I'm, I'm just, I know I'mentangled listener today.
I'm entangled in your words.
(12:55):
Let's continue it.
You're the one that came withthis episode.
Come on, babe.
Do you want to know why I cameup with this?
Yeah.
Okay.
You just said it.
You said it in part.
I'm not speaking for you is, isyes.
Be a hope for the holidays.
Carrie said something that kindof drew me.
And I was like, yes, thatactually.
Well, is it?
Yeah, we spend all of this timedoing for other people.
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We spend all of this time doingfor our kids, doing for our
parents, doing for our family,making plans, making sure we're
in the right place at the righttime.
Every one of our days tends toget filled up.
So, yeah, our calendar when Igot to do this, everyone else
I've got to buy for, I've got toattend, I've got to do this and
we, we start to ignore theintimacy in our relationship,
(13:38):
whether you are in a committedmonogamous relationship or a
committed open relationship oryou're single or whatever the
fuck you are.
We start to sacrifice sexuality.
We start to sacrifice ourintimacy in favor of things we
deem more important in the time.
So we're making an invite toeveryone to hoe it up for the
(13:59):
holidays and hoe for theholidays.
And one of the main reasons whywe're saying that, like, this is
the time of year to be yoursexiest as one is the end of the
fucking year, like in the yearoff on a high note, you know, we
are.
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Two individuals that get boggeddown between our work schedule
and our family schedule andeverything else, as busy as this
time of year can be.
It's actually a time that familyis together the most.
We do our kids, we do the adventcalendar, but we, this is like
much more elevated and this ismuch more extensive because we
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call it an advent calendar.
Yeah, it's, it is.
We have days where we, every daywe do something with the kids.
So we have this like, string ofstocking, string of stockings
that's labeled one through 25and each day there's, there's a,
an event in there, which in allhonesty, like we created this
(15:01):
advent calendar.
Way before we challenge and itfive, six years and it kind of
stemmed from it though, becausethis time of year, in all
honesty, we, we have kids thatare busy.
We understand the lifestyle, butthis is a time of year that
things.
Do kind of get to slow down.
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If you're similar to us, this iswe like eat out less.
We do more things at home.
It's cold.
It gets dark early.
We're in together.
So we decided to do this adventcalendar with the kids.
And I do understand as busy atthis time of year as it is, it
is a time for.
And so what we're really wantingthis episode to, to do truly is
(15:45):
just to break you into the ideathat not only can this be again,
like we had said for our friendsand family and kids and fucking
whatever, but let this then befor us, what.
Do together.
What activities can we dotogether to make us feel closer?
Ones that I wrote down wascooking together.
Yeah, we talk about that often.
(16:06):
We all, we come across peoplewho don't really have that
ability.
One of them is a good cook.
One of them is not, or one worksreally late and the other one,
you know, doesn't has been homefor two hours and prepping and
doing everything.
So for situations sake, we'regoing to paint this hypothetical
picture in which you have thetime to get it done and you
both, you know, at least knowhow to use a fucking measuring
cup.
At least, at least, but it's a,it's a good way to bond a little
(16:29):
bit.
It's a good way for you to learnhow to work as a team.
Some, it's a good way for you toeven work through frustrations
whenever you are inevitably inthe kitchen and one of you is
getting.
The other one, because they'reeither not doing what you told
them or you feel like they'retelling you too much what to do.
So let's take this real fuckingpersonal.
Casey is the cook in thehousehold.
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He understands measurements andtemperatures and like devices
like and fucking seasoning,right?
Like he fucking excels.
What he doesn't excel with iscleaning.
He fucking did it.
But the thing is, the beauty ofit, is that's okay.
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What if the fact that he is thefucking chef, he is the talent
in the, in, in, in the kitchen.
And I am the one that.
Puts all the cans in the trashand, or cleans them out and puts
them in the trash and, and, andlike cleans the 50 dishes he
uses because he can't use thesame dish for cooking.
There's no problem with the factthat I consider myself like his
(17:33):
sous chef.
Understand you and your partnerstrength in the kitchen.
Don't have to type a personalityis trying to cook a time.
No utilize your time togetherand understand your strengths
and your weaknesses.
My weakness is I can't cook forshit, but I'm good at cleaning.
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That's going to then be myfocus.
You can both be in the kitchenat the same time and not feeling
like there's too many, what arethey, what was the too many
chiefs?
None of Indians.
Like, yeah, that's one way toput it.
That is a thing to say oldschool in that phrase.
And I still love that phrase.
I'm just saying, don't try tohave too.
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Big energies go in there andcook at the same time and maybe
understand that one person cando the cooking one person can
cleaning one person can do thecooking and one person can be
setting the table and doingstuff like this is your
opportunity to just be together.
And that's what we want you tofocus on is just being together.
(18:35):
Saying this because you and Ihave been in the kitchen and we
both tried to be chiefs and wewere fucking butting heads
instead of me realizing, Hey,Casey's actually the better cook
and let me just take a step backand help him where he needs the
help versus.
Me trying to like be that energyto whatever.
Right.
So that is one aspect that y'allcan do together.
(18:58):
Is, is, is cook together.
The other thing that I was goingto say, which is just helpful
all the way around, all the wayaround any household is then
clean together.
If it is our dinner together,you'll, you'll done the stuff.
Everything's cleaned up.
Take that last like 15 minutestogether and just clean up
together.
Oh, one of the good ones.
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We talked about this the otherday is I had seen a reel of mine
where it was it was a familythat had said.
They set an alarm on a nightlybasis and so they, they go, they
cook, they eat all that kind ofstuff.
Everybody leaves everything.
But as soon as that alarm goesoff, every person commits to
their given chore, whatever itis, and they do that thing right
(19:40):
then and there every night whenthe alarm goes off.
So it becomes, it becomes aPavlovian response, right?
So now it's like, I hear thealarm go off, I go do my thing.
That might be taking out thetrash that might be cleaning the
kitchen.
That might be wiping down thecounters.
That might be whatever the hellit is, but it's something that
you can do.
It's a, it's a great way toremain organized and it's a
(20:01):
great way to avoid a lot ofconflict.
Because let's face it this timeof year, we're going to find
times or situations where we'refrustrated with each other, but
I guarantee you.
Keeping a space clean andorganized and focused together
is the number one way to like,not have arguments along the
way.
The other point that we reallywant to say, how else can we
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hold it up for the holidays?
Just cooking together ain'thoeing it up.
So let's hoe it up.
No, that's fair.
I mean, you can fucking put onjust a cutting, a cooking smock
only.
Wait, hold on.
To make it sexy.
Hold on.
What?
Did you just call an apron acooking smock?
I, well, cause I'm thinkinghairdresser or something.
I color smog, like cutting cake.
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I love it so much.
I call this as an apron, right?
It's a fucking apron.
No, it's good.
I know.
Now it's not, it isn't.
It is an apron.
Now it's a cooking smog.
Put on your sexiest smog and getin that kitchen.
But yes, there are ways that youcan make cooking.
Very sexy.
Put the fucking kids together orto bed.
(21:07):
I'm so sorry.
Put the fucking kids to bed andmake cookies together.
Like spray some whipped cream onyour dick.
Sure.
Yes, absolutely.
There are ways to make cookingsexy.
Roasted marshmallow.
Toss it in your asshole and eatit out.
Wait, are you eating out of yourown asshole?
No.
That's, I mean, the way, commas,commas help.
(21:29):
I would let the marshmallow cooldown first though.
Before you shove it up in yourasshole?
Yeah.
Alright, so the next one iscreate your own advent calendar.
Now, why the fuck would youcreate your own when we are just
telling you to send in yourgoddamn email and we will create
one for you?
Whatever doesn't matter.
Create your own advent calendarfor you and your partner.
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It's just setting a goal or a, abetter mindset before bed.
This is what we're going to dobefore bed.
If you join our advent calendar,we have so many ideas.
Well, yes, yes.
You're getting our best 12.
You want more fucking ask at thelast year?
(22:14):
I made 31 days of it.
Okay.
You have so many things that youcan do with you and your
partner, but if you, if youdon't want to join our email
list, that's totally fine.
Sit down with your partner andsay the last days before
Christmas in 12 or 10 it doesn'tfucking matter any days that you
want to sit down and setsomething aside for you and your
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partner.
Do that together, but createsomething for just you too.
It's a great way to feel closer.
It's a great way, way to feelsexier.
It's a great way to share.
Maybe part of one of your adventcalendar is, is to share a
fantasy that you've never sharedwith them before.
What we're looking is to gettingyou this time of year, closer to
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your partner and not feeling forthey, because what ends up
happening every time this year,again, as we said, it's, it's a
fucking family, it's kids, it's.
Like events that we have to goto.
It's fucking plays that we haveto go and we're not feeling
close to our partner.
People tend to neglect their Dbecause they deprioritize it in
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favor of the events they havegoing on.
Not saying that like we don'tget it.
We're saying we fucking get it,but here are ways to elevate.
Your life this month with yourpartner exclusively.
Here's here's some good ways torepress.
Yeah, that relationship duringthe holidays in a way that's not
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going to cause you too muchstress.
It's not going to be somethingthat forces you to participate
whenever you are not feeling it.
You get to do it in your owntime.
Yeah.
It's not, we're not sitting backand saying, Hey, make sure that
at eight o'clock tonight, thisis where you're at and what
you're doing.
No, we're going to give youtasks that you can complete that
are of your own free willanytime during that day.
(23:59):
Just make sure at some pointduring that day gets done.
If you're a scheduler, scheduleit out.
If you're a, somebody that likesspontaneity, then great.
You can toss it in wherever youfind the time, plan that drama,
draw from a fucking hat.
Like you can be spontaneous andnot feel so like bogged down and
like the, like schedulingstructure, have all of your
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different ideas in a fucking hatand pull it out that night.
There, there are ways toactivities without feeling like.
This is just, I knew this wasgoing to happen.
I don't want to do this anymore.
You know?
The other thing that we had saidwas to set up a date at places
(24:43):
with a Christmas theme.
There are so many locations andthere's so many fucking
locations now.
I mean, I feel like every yearI'm hearing about another place
and another place that just likedecorate themselves out for
Christmas.
It's what a lot of restaurantsand bars and other places have
to do nowadays to keep peoplecoming in during the holidays
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because people want toexperience some level of holiday
spirit.
And so whenever they get toexperience that by going to
their favorite bar or restaurantand there's presents everywhere
and decorations, it's like aChristmas pop up bar.
You can literally go to Googleand search your town and
Christmas pop up bar and you'regoing to find something.
(25:26):
There's another good one though.
If people are on, whenever youhop on Instagram, go check out a
Fort Worth love list.
If you're, if you're a local toFort Worth and you're listening,
check out Fort Worth love list.
They tend to have a lot of goodentries that are about different
restaurants and bars that aredoing Christmas.
What the fuck are you doing?
(25:51):
Why are you blowing bubbles inyour drink?
Okay.
I'm so sorry.
Case was making a really validpoint.
I'm just blowing bubbles on mydrink.
Because I five sometimes.
Okay.
Anyways.
Yes.
I love the finding a pop up barin your local city.
There are so many out there.
The other thing that you can dois set up a romantic shoot with
(26:12):
you and your partner romantic orsexy or erotic.
I don't give a shit that, butit's so easy.
Okay.
Everyone has a tripod and if youdon't have a tripod, every
fucking body at this point inyour life, if you don't own an,
an iPhone or a cell phonetripod, get on Amazon and order
(26:33):
one right now, like 20 bucks,even less than that, order
yourself a goddamn tripod andone.
Night, one fucking night beforeChristmas ends, tie your bitch
up in lights, take pictures infront of the tree, put on a
Santa hat and have some sex,take some video of it.
(26:57):
It's not that hard.
Is that your official advice?
Tie your bitch up in lights.
Tie her up with consent fromher.
Like do it.
Including being called a bitch.
With consent from her, but likeset aside time to not only feel
sexy with your partner, but filmit, graph it, send it in, send
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it to us.
It doesn't matter.
But like the, the point is havea fucking good time.
Partner this time of year,whether you can set up a tripod
and, and take these pictures ortake these videos, it's just for
y'all even fucking better havesomething for you to look back
(27:45):
at the next Christmas, or I'm,I'm so sorry, the past Christmas
we're like, Oh, look what wedid.
Like, look, what fun that wehad.
You can do these things withyour partner, setting up a date
night with them again, at somefun, unique.
Christmas place, whateversetting up an advent calendar.
(28:05):
So you have the ability to dosomething with one another every
single night, making theserequests super realistic.
It doesn't matter.
It's just the fact that you arereally focusing in on what you
can.
Partner fucking cookingtogether.
Again, there's no wrong answer.
The whole point is to, to be ahoe for the holidays.
(28:27):
Be there with your partner, bethere for your partner.
What are some other ways that wecan be hos for the holidays?
Cause we're, we're giving a fewthings and you see a few of
these coming up on our adventcalendar.
Probably there's, you know what,let's see, what would be a way
that I could hold it up that Ithink that could be held up for
a holiday?
Surprise me with you being ahoe, you know, like, I'm like, I
(28:48):
didn't expect that.
Like I walk out in a bananahammock and a butt plug.
I was more thinking like, like aSanta hat with like the whipped
cream over your dick, like theydid in that movie.
Which one are you talking about?
You're talking about not anotherteen movie or varsity blues?
Not another teen movie.
Not another teen movie.
Varsity blues was, she had it.
No, I know.
(29:09):
I was thinking about him.
No, I was thinking, you'reright.
Not another teen movie iswhenever he has it on him and
then walks away and there's abanana sticking out of his ass.
You're so right.
You're so right.
Could you even get a banana inthe ass?
Is it?
No, I bet you could.
I bet you could.
It's just going to like dissolvein.
I feel like that would be like,that's like a reality show
challenge.
(29:30):
It's just going to become mushy.
Stick the banana in the asswithout breaking it.
So mushy.
Anyways.
It'll be less.
I'm pretty sure it'd be mushy.
Anyway, stop it.
I now I can't think of anythingabout banana and asshole.
What was the point?
We're talking about how to holdup for the holidays.
What are some other ways we canhoe it up?
I mean, there's a lot of ways.
(29:51):
Send your partner a video of youmasturbating.
I mean, that's, you know whatpeople don't talk about enough
of.
You know what people don't talkabout enough of is Okay.
Oh, I've never seen you go on arant on here.
Well, cause I've seen a lot ofit lately is that do spouses
enjoy.
So as a penis owner, does aspouse enjoy getting video of
(30:13):
their partner masturbating andcoming?
Why would they not?
Exactly.
Why would they not?
It's not talked enough.
It's not talked about enough.
Okay.
More guys should be waiting oncamera.
And sending it to their spouses.
I want to see you come all thefucking time.
I want to see it.
I want to hear it.
(30:34):
I want to know that it'shappening.
I want to send you porn.
I want you to come to it.
I want you to send it to me.
Really?
Yeah.
That, that is a curiositybecause I'm now hearing more and
more about it online wherepeople are like, Oh, I want to
see, I want to see a video ofyou.
I want to hear you moaning.
I want to do that, but I feellike it's not talked about
enough.
So that's a question that I havefor penis owners is are you
jerking off on camera andsending it to your spouse?
(30:56):
I don't think people are off.
I don't think enough.
Okay.
So you want to figure out how tohold up for the holidays?
Busting out on camera.
Record it.
Moan into the camera, but do itthough.
Like I get what you're saying.
Like it's, it doesn't happenenough.
Like he say it.
(31:16):
No, like.
Just a fucking nut on cameraand, and have audio, have audio
on boy out there that will senda coming video without just
bullshit.
It's absolute bullshit.
That's we want to hear selfconscious or being like insecure
about their own thing.
Like they don't want to be on.
(31:38):
They don't want to be on camerabeing like.
Well, don't make like, like,like a fucking turtle video.
You can't stop it.
You are aware that you're beingrecorded.
You know how to make yourselfsound coming.
There's, there is no, in myopinion, there's no problem.
(31:58):
If you're sending somebody avideo to, you know, Elevated a
little bit.
And also at the same time, likemen literally want the audio on.
That's it.
We just want the audio.
It's send a video of you comingwith the audio on.
If I don't hear your handsslapping your dick, I'm not even
gonna like.
And on that note, you know what?
Make sure you have lube becausethat's going to enhance those
(32:20):
sounds too.
Exactly.
If you're using lube.
They don't wanna hear like the,of just your hand given like
the, of the actual lube goingon.
Jesus Christ, Jesus fuckingChrist.
You like my sound effects?
God damnit, I fucking can withyou.
But it's, it's good because.
(32:41):
And in actuality, as the, wewant to hear that you want that
we want, or we want to be, Idon't want to say give them
permission, but I want to see,we'd be privy to the fact,
right?
We want to understand from you.
We want the affirmation that,Hey, I, this turns me on.
Yeah.
So let me flip the script realquick from a guy perspective or
(33:01):
penis owner perspective.
What would, do you want in avideo of.
A girl masturbating and sendingit to you.
Like, what do you want to see?
So that being fairly subjective,I can only give my personal to
this things that I like to seewhenever I receive a video.
You masturbating.
Toy play.
(33:21):
Okay.
Always is always a yes.
Yeah.
Both close up and far away.
Okay.
So I want to get good, like gooddetail, but I also want to see
like everything.
All of it.
Yeah, exactly.
And then yes, the, the audio Iwant the, I want the noises.
I want the penetration noises.
I want the playing off noises.
I want the moaning.
(33:42):
I want.
You do achieve orgasm duringthat time to know that you do
that you did.
Yeah, and if you're a squirterbonus, yeah, but I can't make
myself squirt.
I can't do you can do that.
Perfect practice makes perfect.
That's true.
That's true.
I can teach you, show me yourways.
(34:02):
Jedi show you how it's youshowing me how to make myself
squirt.
Just show me how to make someoneelse squirt.
I don't care about myself.
I don't care about that.
It's what I have you for now,accepting applications.
Carrie wants to learn how tomake a girl squirt.
If you would like me to practiceon you, please shoot us a
(34:23):
message.
Here's the message.
But in all, I'll see you onanother episode of Casey, don't
you fucking dare because youhave ended this episodes and you
have never let me end one andI'm fucking anyone right now.
Exactly.
I am anyone on come with Casey.
I am your host, Carrie Sanders.
And I'm Dr.
Casey Sanders.
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