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Welcome back everyone to everyone's favorite game show
Jeopardy on Cut Loose Chroniclespodcast.
Yoohoo ladies over here we got our champion Ashley Robbins.
Right. Yeah.
And then we've got her opponent,Charlene Williams, and everyone
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out there. I want you to wish them all luck
and here we go. The categories are finish, the
song lyric, going down, things you shouldn't put in your mouth
and gum. Start off with our champion
Ashley. Pick your category.
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I'm going to do going down for 200.
This long, hard metal pull mightseem tempting to the tongue, but
on a lonely day, baby. Is it a stripper pole?
What is? No, I'm sorry.
I got excited. Charlene, would you like me to
finish the question? Yes.
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This long, hard metal pole mightseem tempting to the tongue, but
on a lonely day, trust us, it'llbe stuck there for hours.
Would that be a light pole? No, it's a flagpole from
Christmas story. Yes.
Too late, you're both -200 so sorry.
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Why couldn't it be a stripper pole?
It was going down, going down. I thought it was a light pole.
I thought it was a fire pole. Yeah, I mean.
Come on, it's a pole. It's a.
Pole well thought doesn't win game show Jeopardy.
I'm giving myself 2. 100 point back to Ashley, the champion I
like my. Answer OK, I would like things
you shouldn't put in your mouth for 200.
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This object carries a metal likeodor and if swallowed could get
stuck in your colon. This object carries a metal like
odor. And if swallowed, could get
stuck in your colon. Is it gum?
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No, I'm sorry. That's another -200 So you're -4
Charlene, would you like to answer in?
What is the kitchen timer? Oh my.
God a filling. No, it is 1/4 a quarter.
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You're both at -400 man, It's anyone's game.
Anyone's game? Wow.
All right. Go, Ashley.
How about we do finish the song lyric for 200?
Thank God. Yeah, thank God.
Maybe this will redeem. Me.
OK, finish the song lyric, but you have to do the next three
lines. OK, OK, tag team.
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Back again, check it to wreck it.
Let's begin party. People in the house hoot, hoot
and something I was doing it really good.
I don't. Know the rest.
Was it Whoop? There it is.
Whoop, there it is. Yes.
OK, Do I? Very good. close enough.
And you need to get out of the hole.
Yes. Yeah.
OK, so you're now -200? Let's keep with that theme and
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go with finish the song lyric for 500.
Excellent choice. I'm getting funky on the mic
like a. Come on, Charlene, you know.
This it's you though. Oh.
I have to do it like a vandal. I'm thinking of ice.
Yeah, now I'm thinking. Of vandalize.
I'm getting funky on the mic like an old.
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Is it Snoop Dogg? It's it's Doctor Dre.
Doctor Dre. OK, what's Snoop Dogg, right?
Yes. It's the chronic CD.
Very good. OK but I'm so white I can't
remember. Charlene was like to ring in.
I would have to phone a friend that would be one of my children
who was listening let. Jessica, do it.
How about but someone who I knowwould know the song?
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Yeah. Jessica Oh, I'm getting funky on
the mic. Like an old batch of collard
greens. Nice, nice.
Because I'm not a rubber. Embarrassed.
I'm I'm not, I'm not embarrassed.
OK, back to Ashley. I've got looser song lyrics.
For 1000 we got going down for 500 and 1000 we got gum.
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All right, let's 205 hundred. Let's do gum for 200.
I might have a chance all. Right, let's do this.
What year was gum scanned on a barcode for the first time?
Is it 1972, is it 1974 or is it 1976?
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I'm gonna go with your birthday 19. 74 You got it.
You're now out of the hole. Congratulations, you're at 0
1974. Damn I.
Wonder you're the right. Champion.
Here. Sorry Charlene, I'm still a.
Big. Loser.
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The booty boom. We've got Ashley who is leading.
Charlene is at a -2 she's negative.
She's she's negative. And we've got Ashley, our lead.
All right, Ashley, take it away.What is your next category?
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Let's do going down for 500. OK, OK.
I feel like I'm going down, right?
Yeah. While using this machine,
sometimes the vibration is too intense.
You may need to get off step by step.
Is it a treadmill? I'm sorry.
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OK, Charlie again. Charlie, would you like me to
repeat? Please do.
So it's going down OK while using this machine.
Sometimes the vibration is too intense, you may need it to get
off. Step by step.
Going down is the category you need the points.
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I know it. Now come on Charlene, I'm going
to buzz in what is. A jackhammer.
Ouch. Ow no Ashley you can steal but
you don't get the points is. It.
An escalator, darn it. This is harder when you don't
make the answer you. Are now Charlene at -900 OK,
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three more. We have finished the song for
1000. We have going down for 1000.
We have gum for 500. I'm going to do finish the song
lyric for 1000. Ruling down the street on my 6/4
What? Are the old 90s rap songs?
Why do I? Feel like I am set up to.
Fail. I know this song, but I can't
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just pick it up from there. Rolling down the street.
Smoking and dough, sipping on gin and juice, lady back.
With the mind. All my money and my money.
I'm you got Darn right it is you're.
Damn right. You just earned yourself $1000.
She's a smoky for Final Jeopardy.
Charlene, get it together. I feel like Martha Stewart prior
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to meeting Snoop Dogg. She's.
A badass. Too.
Oh now, did you watch her documentary?
No good. So good ladies.
Yeah. This is not the type of place.
So we've got Ashley at $1000 andCharlene at -900.
Good job, Charlene. Let's do gum then.
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OK, let's just go with gum. OK for 500?
I hope it's Trident. What country is best known for
the most gum consumption in all of the lands?
Like the people that do them that chew the most gum?
Yes. Is it China?
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No, Charlene, would you like to steal?
Sweden. No, and you're going to it's as
a ball grabber. The answer is Iran.
Iran. Really.
Probably. Is it nothing else to do?
Yeah, I guess so. Are they?
Are the women allowed to chew gum there?
Probably not. I don't know, but you know well.
They have the Burke the thing onright?
This is not part of the game show, but you know what
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celebrity actor was found with more than 10 lbs of fecal matter
in his stomach at his autopsy 10.
Pounds of fecal matter. Who eats?
Shit, he was sepsis. OK, I'm sorry.
Thanks. Way to go, Way to go.
The answer is John Wayne. That's for risking my grandson's
life. You do that again and I'll break
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every bone in your body. Get.
Out of here, you're now negative.
No, you're now only at 500. Charlene needs this majorly for
this deal. Lastly, we have going down for
1000, Ashley, OK. OK.
Let's do it. If you can steal this Charlene,
you will be at least eligible for Final Jeopardy, OK?
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Ashley, please don't answer. This machine has a powerful
thrust and makes you moan duringdescent.
Is it an airplane? It is all right.
It is. It is.
So Ashley is now at $1000. I am sorry, Charlene, you do not
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We only have Ashley because Charlene is a major doofus and
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she bombed out. We had to send her home.
The category is finish the sane.OK.
Actually Charlene is still in the studio and if Ashley gets it
wrong we will let Charlene finish it for the win.
OK Ashley, the Sane is better late then.
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Never. No, Charlene, the saying is
better late than. Would that be never?
She said never Charlene for the steal.
The saying is better late than. Pregnant.
Yes. Oh.
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And she wins. Wow, wow.
OK. Hey, congratulations, Charlene.
You are the champion. I like to thank all of you for
listening. And until next week, we will see
you again. Three and three right back
Sacha, have a great night.