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And welcome back everybody, to Cut Loose Chronicles Game Show
Showdown. Yes, and I want to thank all of
my listeners for following this game show.
I want you to know that we've got Charlene Williams who is the
number one champ. Then we've got Alan Barrow #2
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and join us in the game show today.
Over to my right we've got famous podcaster and manager of
one of the most successful restaurants in Ocala, FL, Dana
Buckler. Hey, thanks for having.
Me this. Is great.
I left. We have the author of the book
Cursed at Birth on Halloween Night and a lower with the
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Coochie keeper Kenneth Speedy Wallerston.
How you doing Jess? Glad to be here.
Let's go ahead and move on into our game show.
The categories are Movie, heists, Rhyme time, we have
Prison Slang, and then we have Below the Belt.
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OK, all right, so we did a coin flip and we're going to have
Speedy pick the first category. What would you like Speedy
movie, heist, rhyme time, prisonslang or below the belt for 204
hundred or 1000? You know, I got to go with
prison slang. For 200, name an old fashioned
shackle that also is slang for your old lady.
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A winch. I'm sorry.
All right, Mr. Dana, name an oldfashioned shackle that also is
slang for your old lady. Ball and chain.
Absolutely awesome. He got me, hit me after after I
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said I was like. Oh, OK, I got you.
OK. Dana, where would you like to go
next? I'd like to go with Movie Heist
for 200 please. How apropos Which movie shows
Nicolas Cage stealing cars and one night to save his brother?
That would be the 2000 movie gone in 60 seconds.
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But we don't want to be too sureof ourselves.
But congratulations. OK.
What would you like next? I'll do prison slang for 400.
OK, prison slang for 400. OK, throwing bodily fluids at a
guard or another inmate is called a gassing, B striping, or
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is it C dunging? I'm going.
To go with striping. I'm sorry Speedy for the steal.
I'm not striping Speedy. What is it?
Is it a gassing or is it C dunging?
No, I'm not going to cheat, I said.
Dunging. You are wrong all right.
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I've never heard that phrase in my life, and I've been there a
few times. OK, I'm sorry you if you've
played your cards correctly, youwould have 400.
But now you're -400 it goes backto you, Dana.
I'll do movie heights for 400, OK?
What classic Western features Paul Newman and Robert Redford
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as bank robbers fleeing to Bolivia?
Oh my gosh, this is so simple. That is, it's.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right, Speedy, what is the answer?
Rob Roy and the Red Riders. OK, you're both being deducted
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400 point. So who's it?
Who's it now? Dana, you are ruining this game
show because you're in the Trivial Pursuit thing.
You're doing that. This is all for fun.
You're doing the Trivial Pursuitthing.
I'm sorry. I'm.
Sorry, I'll go with rhyme. Time for 200.
Oh man, you're going to get me there for sure.
What is a shower essential that hangs around your neck?
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Soap on a rope. Correct.
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All right, so we've got Dana with 600 points, and we have
Speedy with a -400. It is still Danas.
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And go ahead and take your pick.We have movie heists.
We have rhyme, time, prison, slang, and below the belt.
Let's try below the belt for 200.
All right, what's a two word insult that also literally is
what you're sitting on? A2 word insult, which is also
what I'm sitting on. Literally what you're sitting
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on. Asshole.
Very good. Excellent.
All right. Where would you like to
navigate? Now we've got Below the Belt,
prison slang, rhyme time, and movie heist.
I'll do movie heist for 1000. Whoa, OK.
What movie features a clan of young sexy studs, all adopted to
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mission to avenge their father? All right, Speedy, would you
like to take it away? Could you repeat that again?
Because I think I might have might have something.
What movie features a clan of young sexy studs, also adopted
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and their mission is to avenge their father?
I would say young gun. Absolutely.
You got it for 1000. Thanks, Change.
Speedy is now at 600 and so is Dana.
The score is tied. Speedy, where would you like to
go from here? Well, one thing for sure, I
ain't doing no more damn prison sling.
So we're going to go below the belt.
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OK, what's that fuzzy carpet that covers your naughty bits?
Peach fuzz, what do you say? What are you talking?
About what's that fuzzy carpet that covers your naughty bits?
The category is below the belt ball.
Hair. It is.
We will. You know what?
Wait, wait. Let me.
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We need to get with Francis too,if we will accept that.
Yes, the answer is pubic hair. But Francis has said we will
accept ball hair. Congratulations.
Where else would you like to go?I don't think I want to go there
again. Let's see we've.
Got prison slang for 1000? We've got below the belt for
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1000. We've got rhyme time for
401,000. OK, let's go for runtime for
1000. Oh, he had an out of this world
manhood. John Holmes, is that a?
Porn star. I'm going to give you one more
try, Speedy. He had an out of this world
manhood. I pass.
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Dana Dickhead Well, that doesn'trhyme, but it is a Venus penis.
A Venus penis and. We'd have never got that, not in
a million years. That's.
Just so you're both at -400. Manhood.
Oh, now it makes sense. OK.
All right, Speedy, it goes back to you here.
Let's go back and blow the belt,1000.
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What activity is performed whileon your knees?
One activity or several? Like Are you sure what?
What activity is performed whileon your knees below the belts of
category? Can.
Go ahead, don't be scared, don'tbe shy.
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We all do it. We all do it.
I don't know if that's the answer or not, because it's
going to sound really that gum. Well, I'm.
Sure, he's listening so it'll beOK.
It's going to sound. Can I get you brownie?
Maybe a blowjob? Oh gosh, no, I'm sorry.
That's not the answer. Dana, would you like to steal
what activity is performed whileon your knees?
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And remember. Oh wow, on you're on your knees.
Oh. OK, I'm sorry, Speed.
It's Dana's turn. I.
Know I got them mixed up. Thoughts about somebody else's
on her knees. I have no idea.
OK, I'm sorry boys, the answer is praying and the good Lord
above. The Lord, please forgive me I.
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Don't know if he can. Good Lord.
So you all are now at -1200 dollars.
We're broke. Down -12 Speedy, listen, we've
got two more, OK, prison slang for 1000, which could get you,
well, can't really gather with you out the hole.
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And then we've got rhyme time. What would you like?
Prison slang. I'm tired of the rhyme time.
I can't make nothing rhyme. What is another term for a
backdoor pilot? Wait a minute, what is another
term for a backdoor pilot in prison?
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Yes. A homosexual.
Correct. OK, so you've got 1000, so
you're now -200 OK, so what's left is rhyme Time for 400,
Speedy. This could get you to the
Lightning round on your own if you answer it correctly.
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If not, Dana gets the steal. And as far as the Cut Moose
Chronicle showdown goes, that both of you will go to the
Lightning Round. OK Speedy, for Rhyme Time, what
would you call a stinky navel? Remember Rhyme Time?
What would you call a stinky navel?
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I'm out of the walls. OK, Dana, you need this.
What would you call a stinky navel A.
Smelly belly. OK, so listen.
So you congratulations, you bothget to go to the lightning
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Chronicles lightning showdown now, because Speedy was ahead
and Dana was in the negative, because Dana answered correctly,
he gets to be a part of this, but Speedy gets to go first.
OK, here we go. I got.
You on this one all right. He's challenging you, Dana.
OK, the category is Great American Outlaws who was the
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legendary gang led by their mother that were killed in a
shootout in Ocklawaha, FL in 1935.
That would be Ma Parker. I'm sorry, that's not correct.
Oh crap, it is too correct. That would be Ma Baker.
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Baker. And I'm sorry, that is not
correct, you guys. It's Mob Barker.
I called her. Parkers and he calls her Baker.
All right, boys, because you both this all up, I'm going to
give you another opportunity to get it correct.
If you both get it correct at the same time, I will let you
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have another chance at the lightning round.
Barger. Gang, okay, you get another
chance all right. You get another chance all
right. The category is Solar System.
Yeah. Okay, all right, Speedy goes to
you first. If you get it right, you go on
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to play in the Tournament of Champions.
If you get it wrong, Dana has a chance at the steal and he will
go on to play with the Tournament of Champions.
Solar System is the category. And here is the question.
Speedy what is the moon made of?Actually, the moon is actually a
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spaceship and it was bought by two brothers 200 and 50 million
years ago. But what is it made of?
It's made of hydrogen gas. I'm sorry, that's not correct.
Mr. Dana Buckler. What is the moon made of?
Dust. Rock.
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Yes. Yes.
And you are the winner. Hey.
Chronicles help. Congratulations.
You are going on to play with Charlene Williams and Alan
Barrow for the Tournament of Champions.
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also for the 4th game, the lockdown and let's not forget
prison Trivial Pursuit. All right.
Thank you. Thank you.
And Speedy, thank you for joining us too.
You are great. Glad to be here.