May 21, 2025 • 55 mins
This episode two fantastic podcasts collide with the utmost wisdom! Join Jess and Brad from the popular podcast The Brad Garrett Effect as they discuss the challenges of being a podcaster, relationships, the reasoning behind big fat booties, and surprise! Guess who's a former cosmetologist! GASP! Listen, Laugh, and Learn! #cuttinloosechronicles #thebradgarretteffect #podcast #divorce #bigbutts #sirmixalot #viral #spotify #itsfloridaman #speedy #hbo #fyp
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Damn is Brad Garrett from the Brad Garrett Effect.
Welcome back everyone to CuttingLoose Chronicles.
I am your host, Jess. And let's get ready to go to the
next level because my guest today brings the heat.
Let's just say he's a no stranger to the microphone.
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Hey, Brad Garrett, how are you doing?
Hello, Jess. From the popular podcast The
Brad Garrett Effect, I know you're excited.
Stoked. Man, are you kidding?
This is a totally different Ave.being on the other side of the
microphone, so to speak. OK, so behave if you can.
Well, you know, I can't promise anything, but I'll do my best.
Well, today we're going to not only meet Brad, we're going to
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discuss how hard it is to have apodcast in today's crowded
society. And also I have just been on his
podcast, the Brad Garrett Effect.
And we had a very, very interesting topics and
conversation to where I went on to learn something very, very
shocking about Brad. But before we reveal that we are
going to take a look at Brad andjust exactly who he is, he or
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from the Brad Garrett effect. However, you've had quite a
journey all these years. Tell us about you.
What I want to know first though, is how you started your
journey a podcasting. You know, it's crazy.
Back in 2007, I believe, 2007, Imean, yeah, that's showing my
age real fast. But yeah, 2007, yeah, 2007, it's
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crazy. I mean, actually, I would say
that was probably the grandfather of the podcast era
back then. And I went or I started with two
other guys. Actually I started with just a
partner. It just kind of like how you did
on your other podcast. And so Steve and myself, we were
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neighbors and we just said, hey,you know what, let's do a
podcast because all we talk about is sports.
So it was a completely differentanimal, you know, that long ago
for us. So we just started talking
about, you know, football, baseball, all these other
different things. We call, we called ourselves the
the Barley and Hops Sports Connection because we drank beer
all the time during the show. So I was barley, he was hops.
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That was our little AKA name. So we did that for about about 2
1/2 years. I just seemed to always have
that 2 1/2 year mark and then I changed course but did that.
But we did everything back then from streaming live on Ustream
TV was the name of the actual application that was online.
Now that was 2007. How did you know how to do all
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that? Because I know that you're in my
age bracket and we weren't taught that in school.
So did you find it difficult to learn how to get all the
technology all set up to what you needed to do?
No, fortunately for us, I workedin IT for about, I don't know,
20 years. So it was one of those things
where it became it was second nature to me and I was always
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curious about technology. So and I still AM so like this
whole AI movement, which, you know, we can talk about that
down the road too as well. But I oh.
Yes, the old I. Found it to be super, super easy
and it was just one of those things where it was like, OK,
let me, what's next? So we did that for about two
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years and then and then I got out of podcasting for about, I
don't know, 12-13 years. OK, don't hold off there before
you tell us what you did by looking at this guy, which I
know you can't see him, but by listening to him, that voice,
you would never think that he would even.
Are you going to go by? Is that the pronoun you want?
Are you going to choose your? I can choose your pronoun.
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Yeah, you better get this right,you know what I'm saying, or
else I'm going to have a real tussy over here, you know?
You would never think that he would ever be interested in
this. I mean, folks, I had to do a
double take because it takes skilled hands and an eye for
detail and serious transformations.
So we're not going to reveal it yet.
We're not going to reveal it yet.
OK. But was this when you got out of
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doing podcasting? What did you go on to do?
Is what I think it was. Porn plow Chicka plow plow.
I was kidding. That's exactly what.
That's what I was hoping. Yeah, I failed utterly at it
too, so don't worry, I was kicked out of.
The I'm going to need the links.Though no, you really don't want
to see it. That's why I did it.
It was a very short run. That's what she said.
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OK, So what did you do when you got out of podcasting?
You know, when I got out of podcasting, I was literally I
went back into automation of allthings.
I did automation, you know, so Idid that and then I moved into
obviously getting into my own business, which you know, I'm,
you know, I'm an owner or a co-owner of a marketing company.
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And then so that's pretty much what I did after that first
stint of podcasting, which was afabulous time by the way.
We had a good time back then too.
Well. Podcasting is very crowded right
now, you know, so it's 07. And then it started to probably
boom. I would say what after COVID or
during COVID? COVID is when podcasting
starting to be like, oh God, we're home.
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The celebrities, they weren't making moves.
Yeah, what do we do? Yeah.
Oh, I know. You know, let's start doing
podcasting. So then that's when the little
guys, I'm going to call you and I, the little guys, you got way
more experience than podcasting.Is this a short joke right?
No, now, but the celebrities, they started flooding the market
and then they started kind of taking over the podcast world,
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you know, a little unfair in my opinion, but so would you agree
to that, that that's when it started getting crowded?
Yeah, I'll, I'll be honest with you.
You know, when we, when we started, we started this my
second podcast, which was the daily BM and we did start in
COVID era. And it's because, you know,
we're all just floating around in the pool, you know, sitting
there drinking margaritas because you had so much time on
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your hand. I mean, what else was there to
do? Just, you know, go in the pool,
drink, eat, get fat, you know, the whole 9 yards.
So we were like, well. Let's go ahead if we're going to
go. Ahead and Get fat and drink.
We're going to go ahead and do apodcast.
So it originally started out with just Mike and I, so we did
that podcast together. The daily BM.
That's when you and I met. Correct, Correct.
And so, yeah, I, I think it had a big thing to do with it and
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getting to the stars thing too, if you don't mind me touching on
that for a second. Yeah, yeah.
Touch it, be gentle or don't. But you know, the whole thing
about stars and entertainment isthat I kind of saw the writing
on the wall as soon as Joe Roganbecame huge.
I knew it was when podcasting was really going to just take
take it to the next level, whichwas I don't really know if it's,
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I mean it is an unfair advantage, but it's really not
because I don't they're certain.I won't mention their names, but
there's certain famous people where their podcasts absolutely
is trash. And it sucks because you can be
a great actor or actress and be a horrible podcaster.
So. One Charlotte from Sex in the
City, Kristin Davis. I mean, she's she, that was her
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moment to shine was on Sex and the City.
She hasn't been any different kind of actress on any other
movie moving forward than just Krista.
She's just Krista Davis. She's Charlotte.
And now she does her podcast andall she talks about is Sex and
the City. Let's move on.
Let's get something different. You know, I think her podcast
sucks there. You know, I'm one.
I'm one of those. No, no, you can say it.
I mean, hell, I mean I'm alreadythinking it.
But the reality is, is, you know, I think you just have to
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be who you are. I think so many people go in and
they try to script things. They try to not be.
Organic is probably the best word for it.
I find podcasts that interest meare the organic ones, the ones
that seem almost like it's off the cuff conversation.
I'm kind of like, that's why we did the daily BM because we just
wanted to talk like a bunch of dudes hanging out in the bar.
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Just bullshit. And then whatever came to our
minds, we talked about. I mean, you listen to our show
back in when we were there and it was all over the place.
I mean, one day we might be talking about booty and
everything else and the next daywe might be talking about, you
know, whatever comes up to mind.And so it could be completely
the. Opposite.
So here's how I'm with I'm ADHD.You clearly are not and if you
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are you're a phony. But people with ADHD, I can
understand off the cuff kind of stuff, but man, you have no idea
how off the cuff this brain can get.
It gets scary. So I do bullet points, bullet
points, right? And those bullet points help me
because, because right now, I'vealready screwed this whole
interview up because I'm not going in order like the type A
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personalities, like the ones that like to make fun of us ADHD
people bullshit. And well, you're all over the
place. OK, so they love it when I'm all
over the place, but they also tease me and nail me.
I'm all over the place. You know, the thing about people
like, OK, so I always say you'regoing to have, I always say my
haters are my biggest fans. So the reality is, is that
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that's a good one. Are you, are you doing it?
Are you doing it to please them?Are you doing it to please you?
Because I think if you're doing this to please you, stick with
it and do it because people are there's what, 300 billion people
on the planet? You know, it's kind of like what
I tell my sons, you know, and, and, and even daughters, you
know, of other people. I'm like, listen, why are you
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getting up when they get upset about their, you know, the
person they're with? I'm like, why are you allowing
that one person to control you? You know what I mean?
When there's 30 billion women onthe planet or whatever the.
Wisdom there. You.
See, wisdom, though, and when you're young like that, they're
trying to make their way. And also, it isn't easy being a
podcaster, which is one of the. I don't want to talk to you
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about that, to explain it. Sure.
We put ourselves out there. You know, many people I hear say
the same thing. Yeah.
I was gonna start a podcast. I'm gonna do a podcast and I'm
the first thing I think is you're going to dedicate
yourself at least two to three days a week because you have to
research, you have to gather, you have to get your guests to
agree. You have to get them to have
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enough guts to come on and encourage them.
That isn't easy. And then put yourself out there
for people to critique for them to to hang on every word you
say, just say, oh, he or she shouldn't have said that or I
wouldn't have said that, you know, and then to really roll
their eyes at you. And some people, like you said,
your haters are your big audience, right?
Your biggest fans, though, I like what you said there because
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I have learned that some people will come in and see me at my
salon and they'll be like, hey, I listen to your show and it'll
be like you did. It would be someone that would
never, a million years would think, would listen to my show.
And then I have my best friends out there.
And I said, hey, have you heard that?
Oh, no, I haven't had time. What the fuck?
What do you mean you haven't hadtime?
OK. You drive 30 minutes a day
because we don't live in the city, you know, it takes us
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forever to get where we're going, you know?
And so the people who I expect to judge me more are the ones
that are like, I can't wait for your next episode.
And really it is Cloud 9, isn't it?
When you get, you know. Yeah, you know, I, I do have, I
have people that, you know, follow me here that are locally,
you know, where I am and and I see them out there like man,
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that that freaking one episode was hilarious, you know, and
sometimes I have like short, youknow, like with the Brad Garrett
effect, it's completely different structure than.
What the daily You can do whatever you want.
Like your perineum folks perineum gunning.
So Brad Garrett has released AI Might Call it a 8 minute
monologue that might be a littleshorter of Peridam Sunning.
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A sphincter says what? Does he say to do it or doesn't
he? But he does put it in there.
It could be fun. And he does.
There's nothing in science to back it up.
I heard it. I heard it a couple of times.
The audience that likes that kind of stuff, though, are
people like you and me. You know, and that's, that's who
I'm trying to reach out to when I do this, because it's, it's
one of those things where you have to be, like I was saying
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earlier, you have to be organic.Just be you.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, you know, you're not friends
with everybody. So what's the difference about
podcasting? You know, I'm not, I'm not
everybody's cup of tea. And that's OK.
I don't, I don't care. And people go, man, you suck.
I'm like, yeah, probably in youreyes, that's fine, whatever.
Your mom didn't complain? No, she can't.
Yeah, see. So on that note, I.
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Love trolls, they're the best. Yeah, trolls, I noticed that
you've got a like you've been inthe newspapers.
Yeah, we still have newspapers, but you have for your community.
Why do? You keep showing my age.
I just want you to understand that you've been in the
newspaper. I'm like, young people right now
in their 20s are going what the hell is a newspaper?
Although I just said the word newspaper so who says news?
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Like I saw you were in the Yellow Pages.
Yeah. Are you listening to the Yellow
Pages? Here's my Yellow Pages number.
Give me a call. Hey, do you remember what just
just sidebar real quick do do you ever you remember having to
stop your car and get into the phone booth and pull out the the
white pages and look somebody up?
Yeah, how about call a dial? Was it 411 to see who?
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You can tell you'll call 411 to look up someone's phone number
with the operator. Oh.
I didn't know you could do that.You could do actually 411 and
say, yeah, I'm looking for a soap, Kirby, such and such, and
then they either have it or theydon't have it.
Herbie Hancock. Back to your community.
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Yeah, and the second biggest thing after that, after the
white pages pulling off the roadwas the old fashioned, the
pagers. You remember the cool
profession. Plus you know, I was a horny ass
18 year old, you know, thinking all the chicks I could pick up.
Yeah, they all the way. I thought you were gay too.
Yeah. Yeah, don't even get me started.
I do have a lot of feminine qualities.
People don't understand that. But after the day I had that
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George Michael type look, you know, from when you know the
faith album, I had the like 5:00shadow.
I had my hair. I have I actually had hair back
then. So it was like I had a What is
your? Hair, take off your hat.
Let me see your hair right now. Yeah, see, I'm bald.
Oh I would never knew you were in bald.
Yeah, I'm bald. Did you have the hair that
George Michael had back then? I didn't have like the bald
head. Or are you talking?
About well, you have like obviously you lost your hair.
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I mean on the top I see you haveit on your sides.
Well, yeah, but I shaved. I shaved.
The sack haircut. Hold the sack.
No, I am not going to look like Larry from the Three Stooges if
anybody knows what I'm talking about there.
But yeah, exactly why. And you know, wise guy, but but
yeah, so I I had the George Michael hair and I mean
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literally to the TI mean. I even tried to mimic him a
little bit because. He must have had thick hair
because he had a big head of hair in the top.
Yeah, I did. Perfectly frosted.
Yep, I had the blonde hair kind of going back.
I curled it at the top the way he went back with it on the
sides, nice and tight. It was a faith album, not the
Wham days because I didn't have,although I did have my hair long
back. And who wears those?
Shorts. Yeah.
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What's wrong with that? I'm just kidding.
So. So I Shorts.
Yeah. Hey man, depends on what you're
trying to do. Hey, you got to have faith.
Yeah, Yeah, I see where you wentthere.
But so I got into hair school. I went to a hair school here
locally called, it was called Mr. Dell's School of
Cosmetology. That's.
Amazing that is such a cliche name Mr. Dell's school of
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cosmetology. Yeah.
Wake me up before you go. Go.
Yeah, and Mr. Ed, what's what wecalled him, I swear to God, I
used to think of the horse, you know what I mean, Mr. Ed.
But he was really a good mentor to me.
He treated me with the he reallyjust, he was gay, but he loved
me like I could get away with murder.
I mean, there was a point where yeah, I know, I trust me, but
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I'll tell you some stories theretoo.
But we, we, we went, I'll never forget it because at towards the
end about, I had about literallyprobably 3 months left to go in
my schooling and I just started acting like a complete, pardon
my French fucking moron as a 19 year old kid would.
And he actually was such a good mentor to me.
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And so I have a lot of fond memories of Mr. Ed.
And I don't know if he's still alive honestly, because he was
in his 60s back then. So I would have a feeling he's
already passed. 411 and ask for his phone number.
Yeah, no kidding. And so he, he mentored me.
I was about to drop out. He was going to kick me out of
school. That's how bad I got.
Not showing up, just taking it for granted.
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He called my brother of all people, and he was like, listen,
Brad's this close to being removed and I'll never forget
it. My brother called me and said,
what the hell are you doing? Stop acting like a complete
fucking idiot. Da da, da da, da.
What's the age difference? So I went back, my brother's in
his 60s, so I'm in my 50s, so we're about 10 years apart.
And yeah, so he, I got, he kept me in school, you know, he
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mentored me for the reminder. 3 months passed my bar, you know,
and all that kind of stuff. And yeah.
And then I became a hairdresser and then and then I went to do a
salon. I worked for about 2 1/2 years
in a salon and I how? Many babes did you score?
You said you went there because you were a horny 19 year old.
Yeah, I'll just say, let's just say quite a few snot, snot, but
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but it was because. You had to prove that you
weren't gay first of all. It wasn't that I had to prove
that I was wasn't gay because itwas weird.
I mean, it would depend on whereI was at people.
Like I could go to a gay bar, get drinks bought for me all
night back then, you know, not aproblem and tease.
And I got a story. I got a story on that, too.
Yeah, well, that's too. I took full advantage of that,
by the way. I know how to work the the room,
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so to speak. I was.
Exactly the same age as you. When I went to Harris School and
got out, I got out at 20 and started then 20 years old.
So, you know, I, I, I went, I'llnever forget it.
I went to a hair show and I usedto go to him quite frequently
because, you know, that's where all the hotness was, you know,
plus I wanted to, you know, further my education in the
field. Honestly, that's, you know, it
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was that was the first to foremost, but secondary I was
thinking, hey man, maybe I'll meet some hot chicks down here
while I'm at it. And I went down to Miami and I
stayed at the Fontainebleau Hotel down there.
There was a big hair show going down there, beautiful hotel.
And I went with Paul, which is my brother's significant other.
And I had the best damn time down there because this not only
was the show awesome, the classes were fantastic.
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I, I partied with all the seniors of the, the senior board
members of the Florida cosmetology Board and all them,
and they had the biggest partiesupstairs.
And I'm telling you, those parties were wild, crazy even
for even for the people that were there older.
I mean, they were there 50s and 60s back then.
They were still partying hardcore.
I couldn't believe it. So my Paul says, hey, man, let's
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go to this bar. And I was like, all right, cool.
I was like, he was like, well, it's a gay bar.
Are you cool with that? I don't give a shit, Paul.
Let's just go. So we go get in line and there's
these two hot chicks. I'll never forget it in line.
I'm thinking, Paul's looking at me.
He's like, there's no chance. And I was like, yeah, I was
like, David, it's me. Come on.
Every gay guy for everyone gay guy, there's two beautiful best
friend hot females that are right there supporting him
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because they're the best friendsto have.
I, I, they just are. Oh yeah, Well, here's the catch.
They were both lesbian, so. But they, Oh yeah, they were
together. But I, I look at, I'll never
forget it. I look at Paul and he and I said
challenge accepted. I was like I'm I'm I'm landing
both of these tonight like that,no hold on.
So we so we I go in and I dance with these chicks all night,
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man. I'm giving them the full court
press. I'm trying man like crazy when?
You said the full court press. I mean you're, you're putting
your your hard weenie on them. I'm trying everything, man.
I mean, I'm trying everything and they're like they're having
fun, but they are not interestedwhat I have to offer.
Let me put it that way. So I'm a little frustrated
because, you know, I'm giving myself the old fashioned, you
know, stupid ass young man move,you know, And so I go to the bar
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and I'll never forget it. And I'm sitting there.
Yeah. Now back in the day, they used
to put, like, I want to say it was either a blue or a red
handkerchief, like kind of hanging out of their pocket.
So that way you knew whether or not you were gay or not.
But something along those lines up there.
I remember all telling me something like that.
But I remember sitting in the bar and the guy from across the
bar just kept buying me drinks and I was getting loaded.
So it's around 1:32 in the morning, right?
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And also all the lights go out and it's like, and I'm going
like this and I'm going, and I'msitting here going, oh shit, I'm
in a gay bar. The lights are out, someone's
grabbing my ass and I'm going toget worked over this bar.
That's all I'm thinking in my head at the time, you know what
I mean? And also the light spotlights
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come on, on the and they have these railings that go around
the top of the building and all these.
Freaking huge ripped guys come out.
Oh my God, we turned on. We turned on.
No, I was not turned on. I was scared for my life, 'cause
I'm thinking I'm not gay. I'm gonna get nailed.
That's all I'm begging, you know.
Were they bringing Lube with that way?
Approaching you with Lube. Dude, they were completely lubed
up. I mean, they were shining like
the sun, you know what I mean? That's not what with the light
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reflecting it was like, it was like what you see cartoons, you
know what I mean? Where were the girls?
Where were the? Where were the?
The girls were like, just off tothe side, you know?
They're like, yeah, you know howgirls are.
They're like, yeah, partying down.
They're loaded. They're having a blast.
These dudes are all in thongs, man, dancing around, shaking
their ass. And I'm going, oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Paul looks at me and he goes.
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He goes, hey, relax, this is my time.
So I'll never forget it. I, I was, I laughed so hard.
But I'll tell you, I had the best time in a gay bar ever down
there in Miami, South Beach. It was fantastic.
Great time. I love it.
Gay bars were fun. I went my best friend there and
growing up all my whole childhood, you know, and I went
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with him to my first gay bar. It was in Orlando and we had the
best. They're better.
It's better than going to any other bar.
It's just they're. Yeah, and their drag shows are
amazing. I mean.
Oh my God, entertainment. I love a good band, don't get me
wrong, but when those drag Queens get up there and they
start performing. They work the room.
Magical. I love it.
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I could go anytime it it's I just love it.
And I love a guy who could go toa gay bar being a heterosexual.
I love the confidence, so I applaud you for that.
By the way, there's been out there that wouldn't do that.
Those are the ones I. Have a good time.
Yeah, I have a good. Yeah.
You got to worry about them. They're usually the ones that
have fantasies in the back of their mind of going, hey, maybe
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I'll try this one time. I have 0 interest in, you know,
in men as far as that level sexually.
So I'm completely comfortable. I mean, if they listen, I always
believe for each their own it. Whatever makes you happy is what
matters to me. I could care less if you're gay,
straight, so whatever. I don't care black, white, green
or purple. I openly make fun of everyone.
And so sometimes I get taken outof context because, you know,
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there used to be back in the daywhere you could make fun of
everybody and it wasn't a big deal even, you know, whether it
was black, you know, Hispanic, white, whatever, and you make
because everybody's nationality has something funny about them.
It's like white people, we can'tdance with a shit, most of us,
right? I mean, you know so.
I can tell you I don't. No, I'm, yeah, I'm horrible.
I'm, I'm the typical, you know, Yeah, I'm the typical Carlton,
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you know. But don't tell me I'm not a good
dancer because I'll get out there like I Fred Astaire or
Ginger Rogers or Ginger. What the you know what I got?
I also have after this, I have apology to make.
I have to make a big apology to my listeners.
I'm just going to do it right now and then we'll come back to
the white people can't dance. Last episode I aired, it was
called, it was with Ashley and Iand it was called God.
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What the hell did I call it? The forbidden salon in that
episode. It started out good, but it was
about salon services that make your mouth fall open.
I can't believe people actually want that.
And you know, one of them, of course, being the perineum
sunning or anal bleaching. And that's all good because I
love talking about that. I've, I've been talking about
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that for years before it even became kind of a fad, which it
is right now. Now I drink when I edit, you
know, of course we're, it's morning time right now.
So I'm drinking coffee, but I drink white claws or wine when I
edit. Well, I got a little too much
into the white claws and wine and I aired a commercial about
was that commercial I that's about the, the pooping cup, not
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3 girls in a cup. Was it called 4 girls?
You mean 2 girls? Where did they start adding
three? I want to know.
Oh geez 3 girls in a cup stuck. I was like what website is that?
I hope you didn't like that at all.
I know I got a story on that one.
When you're done, but go. Ahead pooping potty or the
something potty, and it's where it's where it helps you go to
the bathroom. I know what you're talking.
About Squatty Potty. Squatty Potty.
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Yep. I aired the Squatty Potty clip
only I it was supposed to be just maybe a 10 second clip and
I aired the whole damn thing andit is stuck in that, in that
episode. And you know, you can't just
take an episode down. You just can't do it.
Yeah. I Dana looks at me, my boyfriend
who's my executive producer, andhe said no more, no more
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drinking and editing, no more. So any of my listeners who
actually listen to the ForbiddenSalon, there is a lot of good to
it, but when you get to that part, just Fast forward please,
because there's a lot. Just tell your tell your
boyfriend. Just don't tell him.
Just go like this. Just take the little flask and
just do it on the side and you're done.
Do. You know what that thing is?
The Squatty Potty well, first ofall, it's disgusting and it's
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for people who can't go to the bathroom and then it helps you
go to the bathroom. You do it in this, this squatty,
the squatty gadget and, and it'sjust, but in the, the
commercial, they're very graphic.
And you know, I have bathroom humor.
I have, I wish I had more bath. I have way more bathroom humor
than anybody should, let alone afemale.
It's not, it's not normal, but I, I just, I'm just so
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embarrassed for that. I I it almost ruined my day.
Does that ever happened to? You.
That sounds like a real shitty adventure.
If it's one of those things where you make mistakes, then
you need to kind of back down off of it.
Well, I, you know, it certainly relaxes me.
Like at my former podcast, JointLaughter Podcast, Les would
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light up a joint and I would have my glass of wine and it
just kind of like flowed. I can tell like in the morning,
coffee does a whole different thing to me.
Coffee makes me like, but wine is like I relax a lot more.
So I start, I like my ritual fordoing a show and editing as I
light my candle. And then I have this little wind
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up musical box and it's The Beatles Abbey Road and it's here
comes the sun. And then, you know, and I'd like
that usually calms me down and blah, blah, because this brain
doesn't stop. OK.
And then that's my ritual. But I can tell the difference
when I'm drinking my my wine andmy coffee.
I think I'm better under the influence like.
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Says every person that's under the influence but.
No like 4 days ago that's. Hilarious.
Four days ago my show went on HBO.
So there's this show called It'sFlorida Man.
And two years ago when my formerpodcast, we had this guest,
Kenneth Speedy Rawlerson, and wecall him an A outlaw genius.
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He went on to this sounds bad. I'm not, I'm not, you know,
saying what he did was good. But back in 1998, he robbed a
bank in Live Oak, FL Oh geez. In 1990 he allegedly robbed the
Sun Coast Casino cruise ship that was out of Inglis, Florida.
But he was allegedly robbed that.
He was never convicted of that. Yeah, he was never convicted of
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the crime. Well.
If we go back to 1990, he thought he was going to be, so
he went on the run and he headedup to Massachusetts to where you
remember the movie The Perfect Storm.
Yes. OK with Clooney and Wahlberg and
Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio. Oh.
He faked his death, didn't he? No, he didn't fake his death,
but he went up there under an alias named Bruce Clayter and he
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he went out there fishing with the crew that was featured in
The Perfect Storm, the real guysand the bar, the bar lady who
owned the bar, the Crow's Nest. I think her real name was
Marianne. Well, anyway, those real
characters are what they didn't know that he was a wanted.
You know, he was he was wanted on the run.
They didn't do that. He was under an alias, but he
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fished with all of them. And that's the setting that he
was in. It's really cool.
Well, anyway, he's sitting thereat the bar and he's got this
bubble headed bleach blonde sitting next to him.
And on the television comes America's Most Wanted and it
said it's got his picture and itwas said under the name Bruce
Clater. And the blonde looks at him and
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says, well, Bruce, that guy looks just like you up there.
And he, speedy says her, yeah, it sure does.
And she goes, wow, he even has your same name.
And she and he goes, yeah, you're right.
And everyone looked at him, all the big fishermen, all the, the
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all them just looked at him. They'd all turn to him.
And he's like, all right, there's a phone right over
there. If anybody wants to call and
turn me in there, there it is. So this big guy gets up.
This big guy, they called him tiny though.
Go Fig. Right, Gab, that's how it
always. Is he goes over to the phone
booth and he stands in front of it.
He goes, ain't no one going to be making any phone calls
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tonight. So the barmaid, you know, from
the perfect storm, the real lady, she goes, she goes Bruce,
she calls, still calling. Bruce, get up there, get your
stuff and get out of here. They're going to be coming for
you. And they helped him.
They helped him escape. Well, anyway, that's just a
touch of what this guy has to offer, you know?
Then he went on to rob a bank inLive Oak, FL, but not before he
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survived 9 years out in the Gulfhammock from the FBI.
All right, well, that whole story landed HBO wanting to put
him on its Florida Man. So they contacted us and just
literally not even a week ago, they all came to we, we did the
filming in Inglis, FL and they filmed me.
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So they interviewed me and I'm going to be on the show as the
expert. Fantastic.
The show itself is like they make horrible fun of Floridians.
I'm not going to say Floridians,but people who've done bad, you
know, so it, it could possibly go very, very wrong, but it
doesn't matter. But we kind of deserve it a
little bit. Come on, we're, I mean,
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Floridians are a little out there, but you know what?
So what? So God, the first episode.
This will be for season 2. Season 1, The way that starts
out with this, this one guy had this fetish and he wanted to pay
somebody to eat a toe and they face it off of that.
So of course, what good can comeof that?
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What? How could you even make that
person look, you know, like they're not just like they're
going to be like, all Floridiansare like that, you know?
So my sister sees it. She says, Jess, do you know what
you're getting into? I said, yeah, I do.
And bring it. I'm confident.
You know, I'm confident. You know, the only thing that
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this reminds me of, it reminds me of this song and always when
we talk about Floridians, I think of this one show.
It's a cartoon animation on Netflix and it's called Big
Mouth and they have a song called Anything Goes in Florida.
And if you've never heard it, you need to just type into
Google Anything Goes in Florida and just listen to the song
because it is 100% accurate. I am sorry but I can't do it.
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It just seems wrong. Wrong.
We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken
finger. It is a pretty crazy place
brother. Anything goes in Florida.
Hello Lakeland rock in the Sunshine State they got rednecks
wrestling my thoughts they got drunk girls going wild and
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partying with Margarita girls and serial killers while you're
watching Gator eat a child. The brothers may leave the
nation in public masturbation the chicken up all over the
place. Forget the Key Lime pilots get a
baths all high and munch all this dangerous thing and and
they go to Florida. Come on down and.
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And I just laugh every time because I think of that when
people start talking about Floridians being crazy.
I'm like, anything goes in Florida.
You got to watch it. You know, I was, I was there.
I, I vaguely remember that and Iam going to look that up because
that was, was that in the late 90s or no, early 2000s?
No, this was just, this was early.
I want to say it was in 20 here.I can look it up real quick.
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I want to say it was in 2020. When was it published?
Hold on, let me put my my eyes on it was published five years
ago. So it was 2020.
It was right after right after COVID.
Oh gosh, there was. OK, so where?
Dunnellon, FL? That's where my salon is.
And right down the street there was this actor named Mike Roof.
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He played in Triple X. He was in there with Vin Diesel
and he played, he played in a couple of the Triple XI.
Remember that? Yeah.
He was the the computer guy, thetech guy that was in that movie
with him. He had a pretty big role.
He's also was a comedian. Well, he's right down the street
from my salon and Comedy Centralcame in and they did a show
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called Raising the Roof. Do you happen to remember that?
I remember there. OK, well, it Donnellan was did
not receive that very well and they it really made Donnellan
look terrible. So there it is again.
So that show didn't do very well.
But Oh my gosh, yes. But raising the roof.
So I thought, oh God, I hope that this doesn't happen again.
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And then I'm hated in Donnellan because I better not be.
No, nobody can hate you once I get to know you.
I'm just kidding. Famous last words.
OK, so here's what else I want to talk about in So we have this
new era going on, the big booty movement.
OK, OK, I want to know what makes people.
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What do you think is so fascinating?
All of a sudden everybody wants a big old booty.
Men like the big old booties. Women want a big old booty.
What do you think about that? Are you a booty man?
See, I was going to say I am nota breast man by all means.
I'm more of a booty guy, but there's there's all right.
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So the best way to explain it issometimes there's can be too
much. And so like if you could have a
tiny waist and, you know, a niceround booty and it's nice.
What do you call a nice round booty though?
Not overly excessive, like, OK, so these ones that go down to
like South America or go down toMexico and they get surgery and,
you know, where they have these huge surgical problems because
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they use concrete, you know, mixthat make their butts bigger or,
you know, I'm serious. I mean, it's a it's a problem,
some of these women. And I think that you could blame
social media. And I mean, I know everybody
says you're blaming social media.
Yeah, well, I'm blaming social media because, you know, we put
a stigmatism on women to be a certain way.
And so when you do that, it creates an environment where
they feel like they have to match it or exceed it and do
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better. Prime example I think I go back
and forth with my wife on this because.
Wait, let me ask, does she have a big butt?
Does she have a normal butt or aflat?
Butt no, she's got a nice round booty.
Yeah, like she's she's all, she's all ass.
But I mean, you know, she's got big knockers too, but you know,
she wants to get a breast reduction, you know, as as we
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start aging, she wants to get rid of, you know.
And she should because I've had two breast reductions.
I've had it done twice. Wish I could put that fat in
this ass though. Yeah.
Well, you know, I always say there's, there's always squats,
you know, and that's a whole other.
That's a whole other. Thing say that that's all men
say it's. It is the.
Truth. There's other things than squats
some people don't have to think and can't do with their back.
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It'll be a good spot just like kegels.
Freaking kegels. I'm so sick.
Just do your kegels. Oh I have overactive bladder?
Well you need your kegels. Screw kegels.
Kegels can only do so much. You got to over have to do
active bladder. You can either go there, get it
tacked back up. See what a lot of people don't
realize though? Squats have a you know, you know
people hate them. I hate leg day just like anybody
else. OK, I really do.
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It's not my favorite thing to doin the gym.
How do you possibly like? Kegels you.
Like your kegels? I mean, I love kegels, you know?
I just. Did kegels?
I mean, there's got kegels too. I just did three, such a 10
since. There you go.
There you. Go Oh, you could hear it were.
You thinking of were you hearingthe while you were doing it?
No, always. Kegel to jazz.
So that's a whole other subject.But yeah, so I just think that
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like squats have a beneficial effect on your lower back.
And so I always tell people withlower back pain, it'll go away.
Like I had, I had an issue with my sciatic nerve on my left
side. It went away as soon as I
started getting, I mean, you know, starting life, you work
your way up, it goes away and. I have I have work out too.
I have a very strong back, but when you have like a
deteriorated discs and things like that and you've had back
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surgery like then you get almostlike you're not you're you
almost get scared to squat too low.
But then again, that's. Where you got to do your
homework? There's that great machine at
the gym to where you've got the like, you can lean against it
and then squat down on the on the sliders.
That's an inclined sled. That that is, that will work,
that is effective. That's great.
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I am a big advocate for anyone that is either going through
rehabilitation or is new to fitness or even a veteran of
fitness getting back into it. The first thing they should do
is hire a personal trainer who is certified.
And what I mean by that is do your homework.
You can get certified, you can get certified, but not truly be
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an expert in what you do. Testimonials, real testimonials
too. I mean, it's so important when
you're talking about sorry, we're going on the fitness thing
a little bit. But I'm I'm a big booty.
It really does. Yeah, I mean, I'm a big advocate
of it because you can do things the wrong way and be trained
incorrectly and hurt yourself. That'll totally ruin you.
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And I think that's why it's super important.
If you want the body that you want.
Nutritionist, personal trainer, that's my, that's 100% what I
believe in. I do it myself.
I'm not just saying that to say it because I have those two
people in my life and it's been a game changer for me.
So that being said, getting backto the big booty, I just think
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that, you know, social media, things like that put a lot of
pressure on young women and women that are older.
Because as now correct me if I'mwrong, most women are as they
get older they want to feel younger but that what they don't
realize is the men that are getting older are more attracted
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to the older woman than they arethe younger woman.
Oh, really? Correct.
Do you? And that's you.
You are confident in that statement Because I've always
wondered. We always, we get older.
I'm AI, just in case, you know, I'm a woman getting older.
And I always think, Oh yeah, well, what happens?
I'm just, I'm only, I'm, I'm 50.I have a couple more years but I
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always think. We got plenty of more years.
You got to change the mentality.But my boyfriend is younger, so
I thought, but you can't really tell.
I have to say that. But I always think, gosh,
because you only think it's you.So it's like they're getting
older too. So you never stop to think that
don't always assume I'm with you.
Don't always assume that they'regoing to be looking at the
younger female, you know, because I always wondered
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though, is that is that true? How many men really do like
women just think they have to beas skinny as they possibly can
be. But a lot of men I talked to,
they they like curves and they like women with some meat on
their bones. I'd rather have a woman, which I
do, that has curves and has a little bit of meat, then then
walk in a stick figure. That's just me, that's why I
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think, but you know, everybody for each of their own is what I
always say. But here's the thing about let
me get back to the younger woman, older woman thing.
So when older men normally veer off to younger women for one
major reason, and this is strictly opinion and observation
from like me being in my mid 50's, the reason why they get
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attracted to younger women is because older women forget how
to have fun. They forget how to have a good
time. And so, and I'm not saying that
it's women's fault by all means ladies, I'm not saying that.
But what I'm getting at is that if you are involved with
somebody, you know, you get complacent.
You, you get the, the familiarity becomes complacency
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is what I like to say. And it can happen on both sides.
So let me let me back up. It can happen to men and women,
but they go after younger women to feel alive.
So. If either party, male or female,
is making that other person feelthat way, that's usually why
they steer that direction. Because young people are fun.
They still want, they're going out there.
They're they're starting to livetheir best life.
They're starting to, they still want to go have fun and go on
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boats and do this and that and the other, the older people are
like, yeah, I just want to settle down, You know, I don't
want to do. Anything and then it becomes
fun. I want to add to that.
First of all, Brad, have you heard of this thing called
menopause? When we'll come back to that
one. But so here's what I think
there's people and I'm so happy for these people.
They get married young, they get50-60 years of marriage.
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Love it. Love it didn't happen for me and
in fact, it didn't happen for meat all, right.
But man, that's what I always wanted when I was growing up.
I thought white picket fence marriage, Mr. Wonderful Kids and
the kids go on to have a wonderful life and you have the
perfect pets anyway. So there's, there's pros and
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cons to that because then those people might look at you like,
Oh, he or she's divorced, poor thing.
Oh, another divorce. But sometimes when you get like,
say you're in a marriage and sayyou're married, you're, you're
under your fourth year, you get that new partner and you're
older, then you would have to learn to live again.
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So then when you, when you're away from, say you get a divorce
after 20 years of marriage, something happens to you and
you're like, oh, I'm going to goto the gym, I'm going to look
good. I'm going to start doing things
and get back out there. I'm going to get with the times,
you know? So then when you find your new
spouse or boyfriend or whatever,then all of a sudden you want to
go have those fun again because you want to, you want to live
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again. I just feel like people start
over sometimes. So divorce sucks.
It really freaking does. But sometimes when you get an
opportunity to find love again and start over again, then it
can become more fun. You know what I mean?
So that's when people like, oh, I'm skinny or I, I, or they just
feel good about themselves. They don't have to be skinny,
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but they're going to the gym, you know, they're eating
healthier. They, they, and they just
automatically feel like you wantto have all this energy and do
stuff. I just think there's pros and
cons so that might be why. Because those people are more
fun and relationships are more fun after a divorce.
I don't want to promote divorce though.
OK, not promoting. Yeah, No, no, no, I, I just
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trust me. I went through one too.
I was married for 17 years. I was with her for 20.
And then, you know, now I'm withthe first wife for seven years.
Well, I, I, I don't think it's dull.
I think it's like I said, most relationships, and I mean, I'm
sorry we took this to a relationship.
Yeah, off a. Big booty off A big booty?
Yeah, off. A big booty we went down the
relationship Rd. but I think thereality is, is that when you
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start getting past that 10 year to 15 year mark that that's what
I'm talking about. That's the complacency era.
That's when you see like the love weight on both sides.
People gain weight, they get relaxed, they don't, they stop
trying. And I think, you know, like I
joined a men's group online, I joined one called the Order of
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Man and it's Ryan Mickler. OK, I've been a member now for
over a year because I knew I needed to, to make some changes
on myself. And one of the things I've
learned during this whole entirejourney in this men's group and,
and, and in life is that you have to lead by example.
So for instance, I started training, I'm down 35 lbs.
I started, you know, exercising,I'm starting to get some muscle
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tone, yada, yada, yada. And I noticed and I'm eating,
you know, probably 90% better than what I was.
There's times where I have a 10%, hey, fuck it, I want a
Wendy's hamburger, you know, I mean, yada, yada, yada.
But you got to live. So you can't, you can't just be,
I mean, unless that's your, that's your journey, that's
fine. But it's just not mine.
I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to bodybuild
professionally and all that. Or give yourself. 34 minutes in
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the gym if you want to be naughty.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Or just or just not and just
have a good life. So for each their own.
But what I'm saying is you lead by example and then next thing
you know, your spouse or your your mate or your significant
other, however you live your life usually falls into track
with you in some point because they see, wow, this person's
having a transformation. I need to get stick my game up.
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I mean, it would be no differentif my wife did it and I was
sitting on my ass and she's like, you know, I mean, I think
she's the most incredibly sexy person on the planet.
But the reality is, is that. I think she is too and I have
never even met her. Yeah.
So there's, there's these thingswhere it's like, you know, if
you just, if you become complacent and you lead by and
the other person comes away, said, then if somebody steps in
and starts taking over and hold themselves accountable and going
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forward, I think that the other person usually falls in line.
And if it doesn't, that's when the, that's when the divide
happens and that's when the divorce starts talking.
It's very important because thathappened in my first marriage.
Well, that happened in my first marriage.
You got to be with someone who you guys like to do stuff
together and do those things. I'm always trying to get Dana to
go to the gym with me, and he did in the beginning, but now
he's like, no, no, I'm like, OK,well, you'll feel a lot better
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if you do. Well, it's OK if he doesn't.
That's on him, you know, but correct.
And that's you have a great approach to that because that is
so huge because you can't force them to go.
That's where the leading by example.
Isn't you and they'll they'll definitely hate the gym, but
yeah they'll hate going he's still sexy as hell.
He's still a handsome it but it's it's you gotta want it you
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gotta want it. You know I but what?
I said your wife is sexy. You said she had a big ass.
That's why I'm automatically thinking.
Oh shit, let me back up a second.
I didn't say she had a big. Because I.
Take it that way. She's got a healthy booty.
Let me put it that. Way I you know what, as a woman
I never should. But then again, I like big old
butts and I cannot laugh. Are you or someone you love
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suffering from flapacatosis? Does your derriere resemble a
flapjack instead of a Peach? Do you wish your pants were a
challenge to put on? Well, friends, your struggle is
over. Introducing the booty boom.
Thanks to cutting edge advancements in denim and
elasticity for economics and Instagram filters, the humble
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booty went from background actorto headliner.
Sorry folks, we've gotten ahead of ourselves.
Let's go back to where America'sobsession with gigantic
backsides all began. The 1980s, when butts were
flatter than the earth. According to conspiracy
theorists, workout video screamed produced that rear
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while celebrities turned sideways and practically
vanished like magic tricks. People with naturally large
booties lived in shame, sitting on their hidden treasures like
Dragons on gold. Little did they know they were
sitting on the future. Then bam, 1992 hits and Sir Mix
a Lot drops the booty anthem heard around the world.
(47:02):
Suddenly, one man had the courage to say what no one else
would. I like big butts, and I cannot
lie. America collectively gasped,
clutched its pearls, then slowlynodded an agreement.
The booty renaissance had begun.Plastic surgeons everywhere.
High fived denim companies scramble to add more fabric to
the back. Gym equipment malfunctioned.
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Today, the average American spends more time thinking about
their posterior than their retirement plan.
Congratulations, America, we've officially become a bottom heavy
nation in more ways than one. So whether you're born with it,
squatted it, or just downloaded the latest filter, you too can
join the booty boom movement. Call now and we'll throw in a
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free pair of leggings so tight they legally qualify as a second
skin booty boom. It's time to back that trend up.
That was about, so you took my line.
No, you can't. That's my line.
Because I know, right? Well, so we, that's a good idea
for an episode. By the way, when, when marriage
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gets dull, what do you do right,Or what do you do to keep a good
connection to a relationship? I think you and I are good.
You'd be good for the man and I'd be good for the woman to
kind of like bring that togetherbecause that's a good episode
and it could help people. But before we before we end the
show, I just want to say I want to know, I have a question for
you. There's all these, I think big
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butts are nice. I haven't always.
I didn't understand why are theyliking big butts?
We've always been taught, like throughout the years that we
make fun of people with big butts, you know, And I have my
mother's butt, which is little and flat, OK.
And I don't, I'm not going to talk about the squats again with
you. My sister's got a nice bubble
butt and so does my brother. My brother's got the nicest ass.
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And here's me, you know, she also got the prettier feet.
But I want to know there's all these kinds of things out there.
Like there's surgeries you can do.
They're even making special furniture because the big butts
are just out there now. You know, there's just all kinds
of inventions. What do you think 1 will be the
next new invention for a big butt?
And two, what do you think will be the next body part that'll
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become popular to that people are going to start?
One, What's the next body part phenomenon?
OK, so let me answer your first question.
I I don't think there's going tobe what we call a booty
revolution, all right? I really don't think that's
going to fall into place. I think we've.
Already had it. We're living it.
Well, I know that's what I'm saying.
We're already in the midst of itand I think that it's starting
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just to become stale because what I'm seeing a lot and that's
why I'm getting back to squats. And now you're going to hate me
for it, but I'm seeing, I'm seeing a lot of that.
The women in in that have those booties are showing their
workout routines online. They're showing them on
Instagram. And I couldn't agree with them
more. The exercises they use, donkey
kicks, things like that, the oldfashioned methods that firms it
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up because you don't have to have the biggest round booty in
the world. You could just have to you have
to have the nice booty for your frame.
Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, one that you can play
with, you know, and do whatever you want to do with it.
But I think that isn't, I don't think we're going to see another
surgery. I think that surgery era, the
horrors behind it have kind of made it a turn off.
I think you're going to see the women just like the men start
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to. You're already seeing this big
shift socially where people, America's been called fat for so
long, you know what I mean? Things like that.
You're seeing that bit. You're seeing, I'm seeing it big
time that people are making thishealth shift.
You're seeing food dyes getting banned finally in the United
States. You're seeing food making a big
change. Like these companies are now
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going to be having to do what they do in Europe.
And other countries, yeah, I. Think it's fantastic.
Listen, they've been poisoning us for decades and getting away
with it because they're coding everybody else's pockets, the
politicians and now everybody's.It's almost like an awakening
has happened. Everybody's awake now going,
hey, pardon my way I say this, but fuck you.
You ain't doing this shit to me anymore because Healthcare is
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out of freaking hand and everything else.
So I didn't want to make this political, but the reality is
that's why I don't think that's going to.
I don't think that's necessarilypolitical.
I think all Americans are sayingthis.
I think society is saying this. You know, I won't get to
political on you, but we finallyhave some people in office that
are going to help us make that happen.
I know how you feel about politics, so.
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And if not, then we'll vote themout.
It's as simple as that. I mean, that you, we could see
that in the last election, you know, so you got your shot, you
got four years to get it done. And if you don't, then we'll,
we'll make another decision. You know, that's just, I think
the American people are just sick and tired of all the
bullshit from both sides. I'm, I'm not, I'm, I'm a middle
of the road guy. So I'm the one that makes if it
makes sense to me, that's the way I'm going.
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And I think that's where that's at in this country.
Now the second part of your question.
Can you replace? What do you think is the next
body part? That'll be the new phenomenon
that everyone's going to like really focus on for sexy
appearances. I think what you're going to see
a focus on is legs. I think you're going to see it
where it's toned legs, you know,nice calves and the legs and
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everything flows. There's nothing sexier than a
woman in a nice like, like skirtwith a pair of sexy legs and a
nice pair of like heels, you know?
So I think that might be the next big thing.
And if so, then I'm a prophet, Just saying.
Well, I don't have the ass, but I definitely have legs that can
choke a bear. I'm with you on the calves.
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You ever see the man, the man, the men never focus.
I'm like I say, all of you on their lower body.
It's always like. How big can my chest get in my
shoulders? Even though that I like that too
and back, but they never focus on their their calves.
I always feel like men are lacking calves and I think
calves for men and women are going to be more.
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And I think the elongated neck on the woman, I just think they
look better in turtlenecks, the elongated neck.
And man, if you're going to go with a short haircut, elongated
neck. Right.
I just think women, I, I, here'sthe thing.
I I mean, this could be an age thing, but like I said, I think
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women in general when they're when they reveal less, but it's
sexy. It's just that because it leaves
something for the imagination. It's kind of like having a
Christmas present and using see through wrapping paper.
You know, if we see what's in there, we're not happy.
We're not surprised. But if the rapper is hiding the
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gift, we want to know what's in that nice.
So. What a romantic.
That's probably the best way to put it.
You're an old school romantic. So here's what we know about
Brad Garrett, everybody. He's got a kick ass podcast, The
Brad Garrett Effect, so tune into that.
Where can we find you, Brad? You can find me on Instagram at
the Brad Garrett effect. You can find me on on X as well,
the Brad Garrett effect. Those are my 2 main platforms.
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I moved away from TikTok so you you can search me there but I am
not active there. Actually the page is
deactivated, so that's where I'mat.
That's not another another. Comment Oh, and on Facebook.
Sorry the Brad Garrett. Effect as well.
And yes, we still do Facebook, everybody, we're in our 50s.
We're supposed to hey. I've come to find that those.
I've come to find that those 3 platforms believe it or not, I
get the most engagement which iswhich is weird that TikTok
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isn't. But maybe just because I'm old
and it's a younger generation, who knows?
Whatever. We also know that Brad's a
former hair stylist, which I never got to the end of why he
got out of doing hair because I did not because you think just
swing it. I'm bullet points, but I bullet
points and I wing it. So then I get all screwed up.
So that's why. But we'll come back to that one
day. And we also know that he is a
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butt guy, not a boob guy, and helikes curves and he's a hopeless
old school romantic, which I believe everyone should get back
to. Thanks for joining us, Brad.
And that's all the junk we've got in our trunk for today.
Baby got back. And on that, thanks.
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For having me on, I really appreciate it.
You're welcome and we'll see youback next time.
Everyone. Thanks for listening.
Damn is Brad Garrett from the Brad Garrett Effect.
Welcome back everyone to CuttingLoose Chronicles.
I am your host, Jess. And let's get ready to go to the
next level because my guest today brings the heat.
Let's just say he's a no stranger to the microphone.
(00:28):
Hey, Brad Garrett, how are you doing?
Hello, Jess. From the popular podcast The
Brad Garrett Effect, I know you're excited.
Stoked. Man, are you kidding?
This is a totally different Ave.being on the other side of the
microphone, so to speak. OK, so behave if you can.
Well, you know, I can't promise anything, but I'll do my best.
Well, today we're going to not only meet Brad, we're going to
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discuss how hard it is to have apodcast in today's crowded
society. And also I have just been on his
podcast, the Brad Garrett Effect.
And we had a very, very interesting topics and
conversation to where I went on to learn something very, very
shocking about Brad. But before we reveal that we are
going to take a look at Brad andjust exactly who he is, he or
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from the Brad Garrett effect. However, you've had quite a
journey all these years. Tell us about you.
What I want to know first though, is how you started your
journey a podcasting. You know, it's crazy.
Back in 2007, I believe, 2007, Imean, yeah, that's showing my
age real fast. But yeah, 2007, yeah, 2007, it's
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crazy. I mean, actually, I would say
that was probably the grandfather of the podcast era
back then. And I went or I started with two
other guys. Actually I started with just a
partner. It just kind of like how you did
on your other podcast. And so Steve and myself, we were
(01:56):
neighbors and we just said, hey,you know what, let's do a
podcast because all we talk about is sports.
So it was a completely differentanimal, you know, that long ago
for us. So we just started talking
about, you know, football, baseball, all these other
different things. We call, we called ourselves the
the Barley and Hops Sports Connection because we drank beer
all the time during the show. So I was barley, he was hops.
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That was our little AKA name. So we did that for about about 2
1/2 years. I just seemed to always have
that 2 1/2 year mark and then I changed course but did that.
But we did everything back then from streaming live on Ustream
TV was the name of the actual application that was online.
Now that was 2007. How did you know how to do all
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that? Because I know that you're in my
age bracket and we weren't taught that in school.
So did you find it difficult to learn how to get all the
technology all set up to what you needed to do?
No, fortunately for us, I workedin IT for about, I don't know,
20 years. So it was one of those things
where it became it was second nature to me and I was always
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curious about technology. So and I still AM so like this
whole AI movement, which, you know, we can talk about that
down the road too as well. But I oh.
Yes, the old I. Found it to be super, super easy
and it was just one of those things where it was like, OK,
let me, what's next? So we did that for about two
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years and then and then I got out of podcasting for about, I
don't know, 12-13 years. OK, don't hold off there before
you tell us what you did by looking at this guy, which I
know you can't see him, but by listening to him, that voice,
you would never think that he would even.
Are you going to go by? Is that the pronoun you want?
Are you going to choose your? I can choose your pronoun.
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Yeah, you better get this right,you know what I'm saying, or
else I'm going to have a real tussy over here, you know?
You would never think that he would ever be interested in
this. I mean, folks, I had to do a
double take because it takes skilled hands and an eye for
detail and serious transformations.
So we're not going to reveal it yet.
We're not going to reveal it yet.
OK. But was this when you got out of
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doing podcasting? What did you go on to do?
Is what I think it was. Porn plow Chicka plow plow.
I was kidding. That's exactly what.
That's what I was hoping. Yeah, I failed utterly at it
too, so don't worry, I was kicked out of.
The I'm going to need the links.Though no, you really don't want
to see it. That's why I did it.
It was a very short run. That's what she said.
(04:27):
OK, So what did you do when you got out of podcasting?
You know, when I got out of podcasting, I was literally I
went back into automation of allthings.
I did automation, you know, so Idid that and then I moved into
obviously getting into my own business, which you know, I'm,
you know, I'm an owner or a co-owner of a marketing company.
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And then so that's pretty much what I did after that first
stint of podcasting, which was afabulous time by the way.
We had a good time back then too.
Well. Podcasting is very crowded right
now, you know, so it's 07. And then it started to probably
boom. I would say what after COVID or
during COVID? COVID is when podcasting
starting to be like, oh God, we're home.
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The celebrities, they weren't making moves.
Yeah, what do we do? Yeah.
Oh, I know. You know, let's start doing
podcasting. So then that's when the little
guys, I'm going to call you and I, the little guys, you got way
more experience than podcasting.Is this a short joke right?
No, now, but the celebrities, they started flooding the market
and then they started kind of taking over the podcast world,
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you know, a little unfair in my opinion, but so would you agree
to that, that that's when it started getting crowded?
Yeah, I'll, I'll be honest with you.
You know, when we, when we started, we started this my
second podcast, which was the daily BM and we did start in
COVID era. And it's because, you know,
we're all just floating around in the pool, you know, sitting
there drinking margaritas because you had so much time on
(05:52):
your hand. I mean, what else was there to
do? Just, you know, go in the pool,
drink, eat, get fat, you know, the whole 9 yards.
So we were like, well. Let's go ahead if we're going to
go. Ahead and Get fat and drink.
We're going to go ahead and do apodcast.
So it originally started out with just Mike and I, so we did
that podcast together. The daily BM.
That's when you and I met. Correct, Correct.
And so, yeah, I, I think it had a big thing to do with it and
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getting to the stars thing too, if you don't mind me touching on
that for a second. Yeah, yeah.
Touch it, be gentle or don't. But you know, the whole thing
about stars and entertainment isthat I kind of saw the writing
on the wall as soon as Joe Roganbecame huge.
I knew it was when podcasting was really going to just take
take it to the next level, whichwas I don't really know if it's,
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I mean it is an unfair advantage, but it's really not
because I don't they're certain.I won't mention their names, but
there's certain famous people where their podcasts absolutely
is trash. And it sucks because you can be
a great actor or actress and be a horrible podcaster.
So. One Charlotte from Sex in the
City, Kristin Davis. I mean, she's she, that was her
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moment to shine was on Sex and the City.
She hasn't been any different kind of actress on any other
movie moving forward than just Krista.
She's just Krista Davis. She's Charlotte.
And now she does her podcast andall she talks about is Sex and
the City. Let's move on.
Let's get something different. You know, I think her podcast
sucks there. You know, I'm one.
I'm one of those. No, no, you can say it.
I mean, hell, I mean I'm alreadythinking it.
But the reality is, is, you know, I think you just have to
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be who you are. I think so many people go in and
they try to script things. They try to not be.
Organic is probably the best word for it.
I find podcasts that interest meare the organic ones, the ones
that seem almost like it's off the cuff conversation.
I'm kind of like, that's why we did the daily BM because we just
wanted to talk like a bunch of dudes hanging out in the bar.
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Just bullshit. And then whatever came to our
minds, we talked about. I mean, you listen to our show
back in when we were there and it was all over the place.
I mean, one day we might be talking about booty and
everything else and the next daywe might be talking about, you
know, whatever comes up to mind.And so it could be completely
the. Opposite.
So here's how I'm with I'm ADHD.You clearly are not and if you
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are you're a phony. But people with ADHD, I can
understand off the cuff kind of stuff, but man, you have no idea
how off the cuff this brain can get.
It gets scary. So I do bullet points, bullet
points, right? And those bullet points help me
because, because right now, I'vealready screwed this whole
interview up because I'm not going in order like the type A
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personalities, like the ones that like to make fun of us ADHD
people bullshit. And well, you're all over the
place. OK, so they love it when I'm all
over the place, but they also tease me and nail me.
I'm all over the place. You know, the thing about people
like, OK, so I always say you'regoing to have, I always say my
haters are my biggest fans. So the reality is, is that
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that's a good one. Are you, are you doing it?
Are you doing it to please them?Are you doing it to please you?
Because I think if you're doing this to please you, stick with
it and do it because people are there's what, 300 billion people
on the planet? You know, it's kind of like what
I tell my sons, you know, and, and, and even daughters, you
know, of other people. I'm like, listen, why are you
(09:05):
getting up when they get upset about their, you know, the
person they're with? I'm like, why are you allowing
that one person to control you? You know what I mean?
When there's 30 billion women onthe planet or whatever the.
Wisdom there. You.
See, wisdom, though, and when you're young like that, they're
trying to make their way. And also, it isn't easy being a
podcaster, which is one of the. I don't want to talk to you
(09:27):
about that, to explain it. Sure.
We put ourselves out there. You know, many people I hear say
the same thing. Yeah.
I was gonna start a podcast. I'm gonna do a podcast and I'm
the first thing I think is you're going to dedicate
yourself at least two to three days a week because you have to
research, you have to gather, you have to get your guests to
agree. You have to get them to have
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enough guts to come on and encourage them.
That isn't easy. And then put yourself out there
for people to critique for them to to hang on every word you
say, just say, oh, he or she shouldn't have said that or I
wouldn't have said that, you know, and then to really roll
their eyes at you. And some people, like you said,
your haters are your big audience, right?
Your biggest fans, though, I like what you said there because
(10:09):
I have learned that some people will come in and see me at my
salon and they'll be like, hey, I listen to your show and it'll
be like you did. It would be someone that would
never, a million years would think, would listen to my show.
And then I have my best friends out there.
And I said, hey, have you heard that?
Oh, no, I haven't had time. What the fuck?
What do you mean you haven't hadtime?
OK. You drive 30 minutes a day
because we don't live in the city, you know, it takes us
(10:31):
forever to get where we're going, you know?
And so the people who I expect to judge me more are the ones
that are like, I can't wait for your next episode.
And really it is Cloud 9, isn't it?
When you get, you know. Yeah, you know, I, I do have, I
have people that, you know, follow me here that are locally,
you know, where I am and and I see them out there like man,
(10:52):
that that freaking one episode was hilarious, you know, and
sometimes I have like short, youknow, like with the Brad Garrett
effect, it's completely different structure than.
What the daily You can do whatever you want.
Like your perineum folks perineum gunning.
So Brad Garrett has released AI Might Call it a 8 minute
monologue that might be a littleshorter of Peridam Sunning.
(11:12):
A sphincter says what? Does he say to do it or doesn't
he? But he does put it in there.
It could be fun. And he does.
There's nothing in science to back it up.
I heard it. I heard it a couple of times.
The audience that likes that kind of stuff, though, are
people like you and me. You know, and that's, that's who
I'm trying to reach out to when I do this, because it's, it's
one of those things where you have to be, like I was saying
(11:35):
earlier, you have to be organic.Just be you.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, you know, you're not friends
with everybody. So what's the difference about
podcasting? You know, I'm not, I'm not
everybody's cup of tea. And that's OK.
I don't, I don't care. And people go, man, you suck.
I'm like, yeah, probably in youreyes, that's fine, whatever.
Your mom didn't complain? No, she can't.
Yeah, see. So on that note, I.
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Love trolls, they're the best. Yeah, trolls, I noticed that
you've got a like you've been inthe newspapers.
Yeah, we still have newspapers, but you have for your community.
Why do? You keep showing my age.
I just want you to understand that you've been in the
newspaper. I'm like, young people right now
in their 20s are going what the hell is a newspaper?
Although I just said the word newspaper so who says news?
(12:18):
Like I saw you were in the Yellow Pages.
Yeah. Are you listening to the Yellow
Pages? Here's my Yellow Pages number.
Give me a call. Hey, do you remember what just
just sidebar real quick do do you ever you remember having to
stop your car and get into the phone booth and pull out the the
white pages and look somebody up?
Yeah, how about call a dial? Was it 411 to see who?
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You can tell you'll call 411 to look up someone's phone number
with the operator. Oh.
I didn't know you could do that.You could do actually 411 and
say, yeah, I'm looking for a soap, Kirby, such and such, and
then they either have it or theydon't have it.
Herbie Hancock. Back to your community.
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Yeah, and the second biggest thing after that, after the
white pages pulling off the roadwas the old fashioned, the
pagers. You remember the cool
profession. Plus you know, I was a horny ass
18 year old, you know, thinking all the chicks I could pick up.
Yeah, they all the way. I thought you were gay too.
Yeah. Yeah, don't even get me started.
I do have a lot of feminine qualities.
People don't understand that. But after the day I had that
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George Michael type look, you know, from when you know the
faith album, I had the like 5:00shadow.
I had my hair. I have I actually had hair back
then. So it was like I had a What is
your? Hair, take off your hat.
Let me see your hair right now. Yeah, see, I'm bald.
Oh I would never knew you were in bald.
Yeah, I'm bald. Did you have the hair that
George Michael had back then? I didn't have like the bald
head. Or are you talking?
About well, you have like obviously you lost your hair.
(13:47):
I mean on the top I see you haveit on your sides.
Well, yeah, but I shaved. I shaved.
The sack haircut. Hold the sack.
No, I am not going to look like Larry from the Three Stooges if
anybody knows what I'm talking about there.
But yeah, exactly why. And you know, wise guy, but but
yeah, so I I had the George Michael hair and I mean
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literally to the TI mean. I even tried to mimic him a
little bit because. He must have had thick hair
because he had a big head of hair in the top.
Yeah, I did. Perfectly frosted.
Yep, I had the blonde hair kind of going back.
I curled it at the top the way he went back with it on the
sides, nice and tight. It was a faith album, not the
Wham days because I didn't have,although I did have my hair long
back. And who wears those?
Shorts. Yeah.
(14:30):
What's wrong with that? I'm just kidding.
So. So I Shorts.
Yeah. Hey man, depends on what you're
trying to do. Hey, you got to have faith.
Yeah, Yeah, I see where you wentthere.
But so I got into hair school. I went to a hair school here
locally called, it was called Mr. Dell's School of
Cosmetology. That's.
Amazing that is such a cliche name Mr. Dell's school of
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cosmetology. Yeah.
Wake me up before you go. Go.
Yeah, and Mr. Ed, what's what wecalled him, I swear to God, I
used to think of the horse, you know what I mean, Mr. Ed.
But he was really a good mentor to me.
He treated me with the he reallyjust, he was gay, but he loved
me like I could get away with murder.
I mean, there was a point where yeah, I know, I trust me, but
(15:13):
I'll tell you some stories theretoo.
But we, we, we went, I'll never forget it because at towards the
end about, I had about literallyprobably 3 months left to go in
my schooling and I just started acting like a complete, pardon
my French fucking moron as a 19 year old kid would.
And he actually was such a good mentor to me.
(15:34):
And so I have a lot of fond memories of Mr. Ed.
And I don't know if he's still alive honestly, because he was
in his 60s back then. So I would have a feeling he's
already passed. 411 and ask for his phone number.
Yeah, no kidding. And so he, he mentored me.
I was about to drop out. He was going to kick me out of
school. That's how bad I got.
Not showing up, just taking it for granted.
(15:54):
He called my brother of all people, and he was like, listen,
Brad's this close to being removed and I'll never forget
it. My brother called me and said,
what the hell are you doing? Stop acting like a complete
fucking idiot. Da da, da da, da.
What's the age difference? So I went back, my brother's in
his 60s, so I'm in my 50s, so we're about 10 years apart.
And yeah, so he, I got, he kept me in school, you know, he
(16:17):
mentored me for the reminder. 3 months passed my bar, you know,
and all that kind of stuff. And yeah.
And then I became a hairdresser and then and then I went to do a
salon. I worked for about 2 1/2 years
in a salon and I how? Many babes did you score?
You said you went there because you were a horny 19 year old.
Yeah, I'll just say, let's just say quite a few snot, snot, but
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but it was because. You had to prove that you
weren't gay first of all. It wasn't that I had to prove
that I was wasn't gay because itwas weird.
I mean, it would depend on whereI was at people.
Like I could go to a gay bar, get drinks bought for me all
night back then, you know, not aproblem and tease.
And I got a story. I got a story on that, too.
Yeah, well, that's too. I took full advantage of that,
by the way. I know how to work the the room,
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so to speak. I was.
Exactly the same age as you. When I went to Harris School and
got out, I got out at 20 and started then 20 years old.
So, you know, I, I, I went, I'llnever forget it.
I went to a hair show and I usedto go to him quite frequently
because, you know, that's where all the hotness was, you know,
plus I wanted to, you know, further my education in the
field. Honestly, that's, you know, it
(17:26):
was that was the first to foremost, but secondary I was
thinking, hey man, maybe I'll meet some hot chicks down here
while I'm at it. And I went down to Miami and I
stayed at the Fontainebleau Hotel down there.
There was a big hair show going down there, beautiful hotel.
And I went with Paul, which is my brother's significant other.
And I had the best damn time down there because this not only
was the show awesome, the classes were fantastic.
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I, I partied with all the seniors of the, the senior board
members of the Florida cosmetology Board and all them,
and they had the biggest partiesupstairs.
And I'm telling you, those parties were wild, crazy even
for even for the people that were there older.
I mean, they were there 50s and 60s back then.
They were still partying hardcore.
I couldn't believe it. So my Paul says, hey, man, let's
(18:10):
go to this bar. And I was like, all right, cool.
I was like, he was like, well, it's a gay bar.
Are you cool with that? I don't give a shit, Paul.
Let's just go. So we go get in line and there's
these two hot chicks. I'll never forget it in line.
I'm thinking, Paul's looking at me.
He's like, there's no chance. And I was like, yeah, I was
like, David, it's me. Come on.
Every gay guy for everyone gay guy, there's two beautiful best
friend hot females that are right there supporting him
(18:33):
because they're the best friendsto have.
I, I, they just are. Oh yeah, Well, here's the catch.
They were both lesbian, so. But they, Oh yeah, they were
together. But I, I look at, I'll never
forget it. I look at Paul and he and I said
challenge accepted. I was like I'm I'm I'm landing
both of these tonight like that,no hold on.
So we so we I go in and I dance with these chicks all night,
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man. I'm giving them the full court
press. I'm trying man like crazy when?
You said the full court press. I mean you're, you're putting
your your hard weenie on them. I'm trying everything, man.
I mean, I'm trying everything and they're like they're having
fun, but they are not interestedwhat I have to offer.
Let me put it that way. So I'm a little frustrated
because, you know, I'm giving myself the old fashioned, you
know, stupid ass young man move,you know, And so I go to the bar
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and I'll never forget it. And I'm sitting there.
Yeah. Now back in the day, they used
to put, like, I want to say it was either a blue or a red
handkerchief, like kind of hanging out of their pocket.
So that way you knew whether or not you were gay or not.
But something along those lines up there.
I remember all telling me something like that.
But I remember sitting in the bar and the guy from across the
bar just kept buying me drinks and I was getting loaded.
So it's around 1:32 in the morning, right?
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And also all the lights go out and it's like, and I'm going
like this and I'm going, and I'msitting here going, oh shit, I'm
in a gay bar. The lights are out, someone's
grabbing my ass and I'm going toget worked over this bar.
That's all I'm thinking in my head at the time, you know what
I mean? And also the light spotlights
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come on, on the and they have these railings that go around
the top of the building and all these.
Freaking huge ripped guys come out.
Oh my God, we turned on. We turned on.
No, I was not turned on. I was scared for my life, 'cause
I'm thinking I'm not gay. I'm gonna get nailed.
That's all I'm begging, you know.
Were they bringing Lube with that way?
Approaching you with Lube. Dude, they were completely lubed
up. I mean, they were shining like
the sun, you know what I mean? That's not what with the light
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reflecting it was like, it was like what you see cartoons, you
know what I mean? Where were the girls?
Where were the? Where were the?
The girls were like, just off tothe side, you know?
They're like, yeah, you know howgirls are.
They're like, yeah, partying down.
They're loaded. They're having a blast.
These dudes are all in thongs, man, dancing around, shaking
their ass. And I'm going, oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Paul looks at me and he goes.
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He goes, hey, relax, this is my time.
So I'll never forget it. I, I was, I laughed so hard.
But I'll tell you, I had the best time in a gay bar ever down
there in Miami, South Beach. It was fantastic.
Great time. I love it.
Gay bars were fun. I went my best friend there and
growing up all my whole childhood, you know, and I went
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with him to my first gay bar. It was in Orlando and we had the
best. They're better.
It's better than going to any other bar.
It's just they're. Yeah, and their drag shows are
amazing. I mean.
Oh my God, entertainment. I love a good band, don't get me
wrong, but when those drag Queens get up there and they
start performing. They work the room.
Magical. I love it.
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I could go anytime it it's I just love it.
And I love a guy who could go toa gay bar being a heterosexual.
I love the confidence, so I applaud you for that.
By the way, there's been out there that wouldn't do that.
Those are the ones I. Have a good time.
Yeah, I have a good. Yeah.
You got to worry about them. They're usually the ones that
have fantasies in the back of their mind of going, hey, maybe
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I'll try this one time. I have 0 interest in, you know,
in men as far as that level sexually.
So I'm completely comfortable. I mean, if they listen, I always
believe for each their own it. Whatever makes you happy is what
matters to me. I could care less if you're gay,
straight, so whatever. I don't care black, white, green
or purple. I openly make fun of everyone.
And so sometimes I get taken outof context because, you know,
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there used to be back in the daywhere you could make fun of
everybody and it wasn't a big deal even, you know, whether it
was black, you know, Hispanic, white, whatever, and you make
because everybody's nationality has something funny about them.
It's like white people, we can'tdance with a shit, most of us,
right? I mean, you know so.
I can tell you I don't. No, I'm, yeah, I'm horrible.
I'm, I'm the typical, you know, Yeah, I'm the typical Carlton,
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you know. But don't tell me I'm not a good
dancer because I'll get out there like I Fred Astaire or
Ginger Rogers or Ginger. What the you know what I got?
I also have after this, I have apology to make.
I have to make a big apology to my listeners.
I'm just going to do it right now and then we'll come back to
the white people can't dance. Last episode I aired, it was
called, it was with Ashley and Iand it was called God.
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What the hell did I call it? The forbidden salon in that
episode. It started out good, but it was
about salon services that make your mouth fall open.
I can't believe people actually want that.
And you know, one of them, of course, being the perineum
sunning or anal bleaching. And that's all good because I
love talking about that. I've, I've been talking about
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that for years before it even became kind of a fad, which it
is right now. Now I drink when I edit, you
know, of course we're, it's morning time right now.
So I'm drinking coffee, but I drink white claws or wine when I
edit. Well, I got a little too much
into the white claws and wine and I aired a commercial about
was that commercial I that's about the, the pooping cup, not
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3 girls in a cup. Was it called 4 girls?
You mean 2 girls? Where did they start adding
three? I want to know.
Oh geez 3 girls in a cup stuck. I was like what website is that?
I hope you didn't like that at all.
I know I got a story on that one.
When you're done, but go. Ahead pooping potty or the
something potty, and it's where it's where it helps you go to
the bathroom. I know what you're talking.
About Squatty Potty. Squatty Potty.
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Yep. I aired the Squatty Potty clip
only I it was supposed to be just maybe a 10 second clip and
I aired the whole damn thing andit is stuck in that, in that
episode. And you know, you can't just
take an episode down. You just can't do it.
Yeah. I Dana looks at me, my boyfriend
who's my executive producer, andhe said no more, no more
(24:23):
drinking and editing, no more. So any of my listeners who
actually listen to the ForbiddenSalon, there is a lot of good to
it, but when you get to that part, just Fast forward please,
because there's a lot. Just tell your tell your
boyfriend. Just don't tell him.
Just go like this. Just take the little flask and
just do it on the side and you're done.
Do. You know what that thing is?
The Squatty Potty well, first ofall, it's disgusting and it's
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for people who can't go to the bathroom and then it helps you
go to the bathroom. You do it in this, this squatty,
the squatty gadget and, and it'sjust, but in the, the
commercial, they're very graphic.
And you know, I have bathroom humor.
I have, I wish I had more bath. I have way more bathroom humor
than anybody should, let alone afemale.
It's not, it's not normal, but I, I just, I'm just so
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embarrassed for that. I I it almost ruined my day.
Does that ever happened to? You.
That sounds like a real shitty adventure.
If it's one of those things where you make mistakes, then
you need to kind of back down off of it.
Well, I, you know, it certainly relaxes me.
Like at my former podcast, JointLaughter Podcast, Les would
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light up a joint and I would have my glass of wine and it
just kind of like flowed. I can tell like in the morning,
coffee does a whole different thing to me.
Coffee makes me like, but wine is like I relax a lot more.
So I start, I like my ritual fordoing a show and editing as I
light my candle. And then I have this little wind
(25:50):
up musical box and it's The Beatles Abbey Road and it's here
comes the sun. And then, you know, and I'd like
that usually calms me down and blah, blah, because this brain
doesn't stop. OK.
And then that's my ritual. But I can tell the difference
when I'm drinking my my wine andmy coffee.
I think I'm better under the influence like.
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Says every person that's under the influence but.
No like 4 days ago that's. Hilarious.
Four days ago my show went on HBO.
So there's this show called It'sFlorida Man.
And two years ago when my formerpodcast, we had this guest,
Kenneth Speedy Rawlerson, and wecall him an A outlaw genius.
(26:35):
He went on to this sounds bad. I'm not, I'm not, you know,
saying what he did was good. But back in 1998, he robbed a
bank in Live Oak, FL Oh geez. In 1990 he allegedly robbed the
Sun Coast Casino cruise ship that was out of Inglis, Florida.
But he was allegedly robbed that.
He was never convicted of that. Yeah, he was never convicted of
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the crime. Well.
If we go back to 1990, he thought he was going to be, so
he went on the run and he headedup to Massachusetts to where you
remember the movie The Perfect Storm.
Yes. OK with Clooney and Wahlberg and
Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio. Oh.
He faked his death, didn't he? No, he didn't fake his death,
but he went up there under an alias named Bruce Clayter and he
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he went out there fishing with the crew that was featured in
The Perfect Storm, the real guysand the bar, the bar lady who
owned the bar, the Crow's Nest. I think her real name was
Marianne. Well, anyway, those real
characters are what they didn't know that he was a wanted.
You know, he was he was wanted on the run.
They didn't do that. He was under an alias, but he
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fished with all of them. And that's the setting that he
was in. It's really cool.
Well, anyway, he's sitting thereat the bar and he's got this
bubble headed bleach blonde sitting next to him.
And on the television comes America's Most Wanted and it
said it's got his picture and itwas said under the name Bruce
Clater. And the blonde looks at him and
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says, well, Bruce, that guy looks just like you up there.
And he, speedy says her, yeah, it sure does.
And she goes, wow, he even has your same name.
And she and he goes, yeah, you're right.
And everyone looked at him, all the big fishermen, all the, the
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all them just looked at him. They'd all turn to him.
And he's like, all right, there's a phone right over
there. If anybody wants to call and
turn me in there, there it is. So this big guy gets up.
This big guy, they called him tiny though.
Go Fig. Right, Gab, that's how it
always. Is he goes over to the phone
booth and he stands in front of it.
He goes, ain't no one going to be making any phone calls
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tonight. So the barmaid, you know, from
the perfect storm, the real lady, she goes, she goes Bruce,
she calls, still calling. Bruce, get up there, get your
stuff and get out of here. They're going to be coming for
you. And they helped him.
They helped him escape. Well, anyway, that's just a
touch of what this guy has to offer, you know?
Then he went on to rob a bank inLive Oak, FL, but not before he
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survived 9 years out in the Gulfhammock from the FBI.
All right, well, that whole story landed HBO wanting to put
him on its Florida Man. So they contacted us and just
literally not even a week ago, they all came to we, we did the
filming in Inglis, FL and they filmed me.
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So they interviewed me and I'm going to be on the show as the
expert. Fantastic.
The show itself is like they make horrible fun of Floridians.
I'm not going to say Floridians,but people who've done bad, you
know, so it, it could possibly go very, very wrong, but it
doesn't matter. But we kind of deserve it a
little bit. Come on, we're, I mean,
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Floridians are a little out there, but you know what?
So what? So God, the first episode.
This will be for season 2. Season 1, The way that starts
out with this, this one guy had this fetish and he wanted to pay
somebody to eat a toe and they face it off of that.
So of course, what good can comeof that?
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What? How could you even make that
person look, you know, like they're not just like they're
going to be like, all Floridiansare like that, you know?
So my sister sees it. She says, Jess, do you know what
you're getting into? I said, yeah, I do.
And bring it. I'm confident.
You know, I'm confident. You know, the only thing that
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this reminds me of, it reminds me of this song and always when
we talk about Floridians, I think of this one show.
It's a cartoon animation on Netflix and it's called Big
Mouth and they have a song called Anything Goes in Florida.
And if you've never heard it, you need to just type into
Google Anything Goes in Florida and just listen to the song
because it is 100% accurate. I am sorry but I can't do it.
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It just seems wrong. Wrong.
We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken
finger. It is a pretty crazy place
brother. Anything goes in Florida.
Hello Lakeland rock in the Sunshine State they got rednecks
wrestling my thoughts they got drunk girls going wild and
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partying with Margarita girls and serial killers while you're
watching Gator eat a child. The brothers may leave the
nation in public masturbation the chicken up all over the
place. Forget the Key Lime pilots get a
baths all high and munch all this dangerous thing and and
they go to Florida. Come on down and.
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And I just laugh every time because I think of that when
people start talking about Floridians being crazy.
I'm like, anything goes in Florida.
You got to watch it. You know, I was, I was there.
I, I vaguely remember that and Iam going to look that up because
that was, was that in the late 90s or no, early 2000s?
No, this was just, this was early.
I want to say it was in 20 here.I can look it up real quick.
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I want to say it was in 2020. When was it published?
Hold on, let me put my my eyes on it was published five years
ago. So it was 2020.
It was right after right after COVID.
Oh gosh, there was. OK, so where?
Dunnellon, FL? That's where my salon is.
And right down the street there was this actor named Mike Roof.
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He played in Triple X. He was in there with Vin Diesel
and he played, he played in a couple of the Triple XI.
Remember that? Yeah.
He was the the computer guy, thetech guy that was in that movie
with him. He had a pretty big role.
He's also was a comedian. Well, he's right down the street
from my salon and Comedy Centralcame in and they did a show
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called Raising the Roof. Do you happen to remember that?
I remember there. OK, well, it Donnellan was did
not receive that very well and they it really made Donnellan
look terrible. So there it is again.
So that show didn't do very well.
But Oh my gosh, yes. But raising the roof.
So I thought, oh God, I hope that this doesn't happen again.
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And then I'm hated in Donnellan because I better not be.
No, nobody can hate you once I get to know you.
I'm just kidding. Famous last words.
OK, so here's what else I want to talk about in So we have this
new era going on, the big booty movement.
OK, OK, I want to know what makes people.
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What do you think is so fascinating?
All of a sudden everybody wants a big old booty.
Men like the big old booties. Women want a big old booty.
What do you think about that? Are you a booty man?
See, I was going to say I am nota breast man by all means.
I'm more of a booty guy, but there's there's all right.
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So the best way to explain it issometimes there's can be too
much. And so like if you could have a
tiny waist and, you know, a niceround booty and it's nice.
What do you call a nice round booty though?
Not overly excessive, like, OK, so these ones that go down to
like South America or go down toMexico and they get surgery and,
you know, where they have these huge surgical problems because
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they use concrete, you know, mixthat make their butts bigger or,
you know, I'm serious. I mean, it's a it's a problem,
some of these women. And I think that you could blame
social media. And I mean, I know everybody
says you're blaming social media.
Yeah, well, I'm blaming social media because, you know, we put
a stigmatism on women to be a certain way.
And so when you do that, it creates an environment where
they feel like they have to match it or exceed it and do
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better. Prime example I think I go back
and forth with my wife on this because.
Wait, let me ask, does she have a big butt?
Does she have a normal butt or aflat?
Butt no, she's got a nice round booty.
Yeah, like she's she's all, she's all ass.
But I mean, you know, she's got big knockers too, but you know,
she wants to get a breast reduction, you know, as as we
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start aging, she wants to get rid of, you know.
And she should because I've had two breast reductions.
I've had it done twice. Wish I could put that fat in
this ass though. Yeah.
Well, you know, I always say there's, there's always squats,
you know, and that's a whole other.
That's a whole other. Thing say that that's all men
say it's. It is the.
Truth. There's other things than squats
some people don't have to think and can't do with their back.
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It'll be a good spot just like kegels.
Freaking kegels. I'm so sick.
Just do your kegels. Oh I have overactive bladder?
Well you need your kegels. Screw kegels.
Kegels can only do so much. You got to over have to do
active bladder. You can either go there, get it
tacked back up. See what a lot of people don't
realize though? Squats have a you know, you know
people hate them. I hate leg day just like anybody
else. OK, I really do.
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It's not my favorite thing to doin the gym.
How do you possibly like? Kegels you.
Like your kegels? I mean, I love kegels, you know?
I just. Did kegels?
I mean, there's got kegels too. I just did three, such a 10
since. There you go.
There you. Go Oh, you could hear it were.
You thinking of were you hearingthe while you were doing it?
No, always. Kegel to jazz.
So that's a whole other subject.But yeah, so I just think that
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like squats have a beneficial effect on your lower back.
And so I always tell people withlower back pain, it'll go away.
Like I had, I had an issue with my sciatic nerve on my left
side. It went away as soon as I
started getting, I mean, you know, starting life, you work
your way up, it goes away and. I have I have work out too.
I have a very strong back, but when you have like a
deteriorated discs and things like that and you've had back
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surgery like then you get almostlike you're not you're you
almost get scared to squat too low.
But then again, that's. Where you got to do your
homework? There's that great machine at
the gym to where you've got the like, you can lean against it
and then squat down on the on the sliders.
That's an inclined sled. That that is, that will work,
that is effective. That's great.
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I am a big advocate for anyone that is either going through
rehabilitation or is new to fitness or even a veteran of
fitness getting back into it. The first thing they should do
is hire a personal trainer who is certified.
And what I mean by that is do your homework.
You can get certified, you can get certified, but not truly be
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an expert in what you do. Testimonials, real testimonials
too. I mean, it's so important when
you're talking about sorry, we're going on the fitness thing
a little bit. But I'm I'm a big booty.
It really does. Yeah, I mean, I'm a big advocate
of it because you can do things the wrong way and be trained
incorrectly and hurt yourself. That'll totally ruin you.
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And I think that's why it's super important.
If you want the body that you want.
Nutritionist, personal trainer, that's my, that's 100% what I
believe in. I do it myself.
I'm not just saying that to say it because I have those two
people in my life and it's been a game changer for me.
So that being said, getting backto the big booty, I just think
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that, you know, social media, things like that put a lot of
pressure on young women and women that are older.
Because as now correct me if I'mwrong, most women are as they
get older they want to feel younger but that what they don't
realize is the men that are getting older are more attracted
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to the older woman than they arethe younger woman.
Oh, really? Correct.
Do you? And that's you.
You are confident in that statement Because I've always
wondered. We always, we get older.
I'm AI, just in case, you know, I'm a woman getting older.
And I always think, Oh yeah, well, what happens?
I'm just, I'm only, I'm, I'm 50.I have a couple more years but I
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always think. We got plenty of more years.
You got to change the mentality.But my boyfriend is younger, so
I thought, but you can't really tell.
I have to say that. But I always think, gosh,
because you only think it's you.So it's like they're getting
older too. So you never stop to think that
don't always assume I'm with you.
Don't always assume that they'regoing to be looking at the
younger female, you know, because I always wondered
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though, is that is that true? How many men really do like
women just think they have to beas skinny as they possibly can
be. But a lot of men I talked to,
they they like curves and they like women with some meat on
their bones. I'd rather have a woman, which I
do, that has curves and has a little bit of meat, then then
walk in a stick figure. That's just me, that's why I
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think, but you know, everybody for each of their own is what I
always say. But here's the thing about let
me get back to the younger woman, older woman thing.
So when older men normally veer off to younger women for one
major reason, and this is strictly opinion and observation
from like me being in my mid 50's, the reason why they get
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attracted to younger women is because older women forget how
to have fun. They forget how to have a good
time. And so, and I'm not saying that
it's women's fault by all means ladies, I'm not saying that.
But what I'm getting at is that if you are involved with
somebody, you know, you get complacent.
You, you get the, the familiarity becomes complacency
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is what I like to say. And it can happen on both sides.
So let me let me back up. It can happen to men and women,
but they go after younger women to feel alive.
So. If either party, male or female,
is making that other person feelthat way, that's usually why
they steer that direction. Because young people are fun.
They still want, they're going out there.
They're they're starting to livetheir best life.
They're starting to, they still want to go have fun and go on
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boats and do this and that and the other, the older people are
like, yeah, I just want to settle down, You know, I don't
want to do. Anything and then it becomes
fun. I want to add to that.
First of all, Brad, have you heard of this thing called
menopause? When we'll come back to that
one. But so here's what I think
there's people and I'm so happy for these people.
They get married young, they get50-60 years of marriage.
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Love it. Love it didn't happen for me and
in fact, it didn't happen for meat all, right.
But man, that's what I always wanted when I was growing up.
I thought white picket fence marriage, Mr. Wonderful Kids and
the kids go on to have a wonderful life and you have the
perfect pets anyway. So there's, there's pros and
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cons to that because then those people might look at you like,
Oh, he or she's divorced, poor thing.
Oh, another divorce. But sometimes when you get like,
say you're in a marriage and sayyou're married, you're, you're
under your fourth year, you get that new partner and you're
older, then you would have to learn to live again.
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So then when you, when you're away from, say you get a divorce
after 20 years of marriage, something happens to you and
you're like, oh, I'm going to goto the gym, I'm going to look
good. I'm going to start doing things
and get back out there. I'm going to get with the times,
you know? So then when you find your new
spouse or boyfriend or whatever,then all of a sudden you want to
go have those fun again because you want to, you want to live
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again. I just feel like people start
over sometimes. So divorce sucks.
It really freaking does. But sometimes when you get an
opportunity to find love again and start over again, then it
can become more fun. You know what I mean?
So that's when people like, oh, I'm skinny or I, I, or they just
feel good about themselves. They don't have to be skinny,
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but they're going to the gym, you know, they're eating
healthier. They, they, and they just
automatically feel like you wantto have all this energy and do
stuff. I just think there's pros and
cons so that might be why. Because those people are more
fun and relationships are more fun after a divorce.
I don't want to promote divorce though.
OK, not promoting. Yeah, No, no, no, I, I just
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trust me. I went through one too.
I was married for 17 years. I was with her for 20.
And then, you know, now I'm withthe first wife for seven years.
Well, I, I, I don't think it's dull.
I think it's like I said, most relationships, and I mean, I'm
sorry we took this to a relationship.
Yeah, off a. Big booty off A big booty?
Yeah, off. A big booty we went down the
relationship Rd. but I think thereality is, is that when you
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start getting past that 10 year to 15 year mark that that's what
I'm talking about. That's the complacency era.
That's when you see like the love weight on both sides.
People gain weight, they get relaxed, they don't, they stop
trying. And I think, you know, like I
joined a men's group online, I joined one called the Order of
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Man and it's Ryan Mickler. OK, I've been a member now for
over a year because I knew I needed to, to make some changes
on myself. And one of the things I've
learned during this whole entirejourney in this men's group and,
and, and in life is that you have to lead by example.
So for instance, I started training, I'm down 35 lbs.
I started, you know, exercising,I'm starting to get some muscle
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tone, yada, yada, yada. And I noticed and I'm eating,
you know, probably 90% better than what I was.
There's times where I have a 10%, hey, fuck it, I want a
Wendy's hamburger, you know, I mean, yada, yada, yada.
But you got to live. So you can't, you can't just be,
I mean, unless that's your, that's your journey, that's
fine. But it's just not mine.
I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to bodybuild
professionally and all that. Or give yourself. 34 minutes in
(44:11):
the gym if you want to be naughty.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Or just or just not and just
have a good life. So for each their own.
But what I'm saying is you lead by example and then next thing
you know, your spouse or your your mate or your significant
other, however you live your life usually falls into track
with you in some point because they see, wow, this person's
having a transformation. I need to get stick my game up.
(44:32):
I mean, it would be no differentif my wife did it and I was
sitting on my ass and she's like, you know, I mean, I think
she's the most incredibly sexy person on the planet.
But the reality is, is that. I think she is too and I have
never even met her. Yeah.
So there's, there's these thingswhere it's like, you know, if
you just, if you become complacent and you lead by and
the other person comes away, said, then if somebody steps in
and starts taking over and hold themselves accountable and going
(44:54):
forward, I think that the other person usually falls in line.
And if it doesn't, that's when the, that's when the divide
happens and that's when the divorce starts talking.
It's very important because thathappened in my first marriage.
Well, that happened in my first marriage.
You got to be with someone who you guys like to do stuff
together and do those things. I'm always trying to get Dana to
go to the gym with me, and he did in the beginning, but now
he's like, no, no, I'm like, OK,well, you'll feel a lot better
(45:16):
if you do. Well, it's OK if he doesn't.
That's on him, you know, but correct.
And that's you have a great approach to that because that is
so huge because you can't force them to go.
That's where the leading by example.
Isn't you and they'll they'll definitely hate the gym, but
yeah they'll hate going he's still sexy as hell.
He's still a handsome it but it's it's you gotta want it you
(45:36):
gotta want it. You know I but what?
I said your wife is sexy. You said she had a big ass.
That's why I'm automatically thinking.
Oh shit, let me back up a second.
I didn't say she had a big. Because I.
Take it that way. She's got a healthy booty.
Let me put it that. Way I you know what, as a woman
I never should. But then again, I like big old
butts and I cannot laugh. Are you or someone you love
(45:58):
suffering from flapacatosis? Does your derriere resemble a
flapjack instead of a Peach? Do you wish your pants were a
challenge to put on? Well, friends, your struggle is
over. Introducing the booty boom.
Thanks to cutting edge advancements in denim and
elasticity for economics and Instagram filters, the humble
(46:19):
booty went from background actorto headliner.
Sorry folks, we've gotten ahead of ourselves.
Let's go back to where America'sobsession with gigantic
backsides all began. The 1980s, when butts were
flatter than the earth. According to conspiracy
theorists, workout video screamed produced that rear
(46:41):
while celebrities turned sideways and practically
vanished like magic tricks. People with naturally large
booties lived in shame, sitting on their hidden treasures like
Dragons on gold. Little did they know they were
sitting on the future. Then bam, 1992 hits and Sir Mix
a Lot drops the booty anthem heard around the world.
(47:02):
Suddenly, one man had the courage to say what no one else
would. I like big butts, and I cannot
lie. America collectively gasped,
clutched its pearls, then slowlynodded an agreement.
The booty renaissance had begun.Plastic surgeons everywhere.
High fived denim companies scramble to add more fabric to
the back. Gym equipment malfunctioned.
(47:22):
Today, the average American spends more time thinking about
their posterior than their retirement plan.
Congratulations, America, we've officially become a bottom heavy
nation in more ways than one. So whether you're born with it,
squatted it, or just downloaded the latest filter, you too can
join the booty boom movement. Call now and we'll throw in a
(47:43):
free pair of leggings so tight they legally qualify as a second
skin booty boom. It's time to back that trend up.
That was about, so you took my line.
No, you can't. That's my line.
Because I know, right? Well, so we, that's a good idea
for an episode. By the way, when, when marriage
(48:04):
gets dull, what do you do right,Or what do you do to keep a good
connection to a relationship? I think you and I are good.
You'd be good for the man and I'd be good for the woman to
kind of like bring that togetherbecause that's a good episode
and it could help people. But before we before we end the
show, I just want to say I want to know, I have a question for
you. There's all these, I think big
(48:27):
butts are nice. I haven't always.
I didn't understand why are theyliking big butts?
We've always been taught, like throughout the years that we
make fun of people with big butts, you know, And I have my
mother's butt, which is little and flat, OK.
And I don't, I'm not going to talk about the squats again with
you. My sister's got a nice bubble
butt and so does my brother. My brother's got the nicest ass.
(48:50):
And here's me, you know, she also got the prettier feet.
But I want to know there's all these kinds of things out there.
Like there's surgeries you can do.
They're even making special furniture because the big butts
are just out there now. You know, there's just all kinds
of inventions. What do you think 1 will be the
next new invention for a big butt?
And two, what do you think will be the next body part that'll
(49:13):
become popular to that people are going to start?
One, What's the next body part phenomenon?
OK, so let me answer your first question.
I I don't think there's going tobe what we call a booty
revolution, all right? I really don't think that's
going to fall into place. I think we've.
Already had it. We're living it.
Well, I know that's what I'm saying.
We're already in the midst of itand I think that it's starting
(49:34):
just to become stale because what I'm seeing a lot and that's
why I'm getting back to squats. And now you're going to hate me
for it, but I'm seeing, I'm seeing a lot of that.
The women in in that have those booties are showing their
workout routines online. They're showing them on
Instagram. And I couldn't agree with them
more. The exercises they use, donkey
kicks, things like that, the oldfashioned methods that firms it
(49:56):
up because you don't have to have the biggest round booty in
the world. You could just have to you have
to have the nice booty for your frame.
Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, one that you can play
with, you know, and do whatever you want to do with it.
But I think that isn't, I don't think we're going to see another
surgery. I think that surgery era, the
horrors behind it have kind of made it a turn off.
I think you're going to see the women just like the men start
(50:17):
to. You're already seeing this big
shift socially where people, America's been called fat for so
long, you know what I mean? Things like that.
You're seeing that bit. You're seeing, I'm seeing it big
time that people are making thishealth shift.
You're seeing food dyes getting banned finally in the United
States. You're seeing food making a big
change. Like these companies are now
(50:38):
going to be having to do what they do in Europe.
And other countries, yeah, I. Think it's fantastic.
Listen, they've been poisoning us for decades and getting away
with it because they're coding everybody else's pockets, the
politicians and now everybody's.It's almost like an awakening
has happened. Everybody's awake now going,
hey, pardon my way I say this, but fuck you.
You ain't doing this shit to me anymore because Healthcare is
(50:59):
out of freaking hand and everything else.
So I didn't want to make this political, but the reality is
that's why I don't think that's going to.
I don't think that's necessarilypolitical.
I think all Americans are sayingthis.
I think society is saying this. You know, I won't get to
political on you, but we finallyhave some people in office that
are going to help us make that happen.
I know how you feel about politics, so.
(51:20):
And if not, then we'll vote themout.
It's as simple as that. I mean, that you, we could see
that in the last election, you know, so you got your shot, you
got four years to get it done. And if you don't, then we'll,
we'll make another decision. You know, that's just, I think
the American people are just sick and tired of all the
bullshit from both sides. I'm, I'm not, I'm, I'm a middle
of the road guy. So I'm the one that makes if it
makes sense to me, that's the way I'm going.
(51:42):
And I think that's where that's at in this country.
Now the second part of your question.
Can you replace? What do you think is the next
body part? That'll be the new phenomenon
that everyone's going to like really focus on for sexy
appearances. I think what you're going to see
a focus on is legs. I think you're going to see it
where it's toned legs, you know,nice calves and the legs and
(52:03):
everything flows. There's nothing sexier than a
woman in a nice like, like skirtwith a pair of sexy legs and a
nice pair of like heels, you know?
So I think that might be the next big thing.
And if so, then I'm a prophet, Just saying.
Well, I don't have the ass, but I definitely have legs that can
choke a bear. I'm with you on the calves.
(52:23):
You ever see the man, the man, the men never focus.
I'm like I say, all of you on their lower body.
It's always like. How big can my chest get in my
shoulders? Even though that I like that too
and back, but they never focus on their their calves.
I always feel like men are lacking calves and I think
calves for men and women are going to be more.
(52:44):
And I think the elongated neck on the woman, I just think they
look better in turtlenecks, the elongated neck.
And man, if you're going to go with a short haircut, elongated
neck. Right.
I just think women, I, I, here'sthe thing.
I I mean, this could be an age thing, but like I said, I think
(53:05):
women in general when they're when they reveal less, but it's
sexy. It's just that because it leaves
something for the imagination. It's kind of like having a
Christmas present and using see through wrapping paper.
You know, if we see what's in there, we're not happy.
We're not surprised. But if the rapper is hiding the
(53:25):
gift, we want to know what's in that nice.
So. What a romantic.
That's probably the best way to put it.
You're an old school romantic. So here's what we know about
Brad Garrett, everybody. He's got a kick ass podcast, The
Brad Garrett Effect, so tune into that.
Where can we find you, Brad? You can find me on Instagram at
the Brad Garrett effect. You can find me on on X as well,
the Brad Garrett effect. Those are my 2 main platforms.
(53:47):
I moved away from TikTok so you you can search me there but I am
not active there. Actually the page is
deactivated, so that's where I'mat.
That's not another another. Comment Oh, and on Facebook.
Sorry the Brad Garrett. Effect as well.
And yes, we still do Facebook, everybody, we're in our 50s.
We're supposed to hey. I've come to find that those.
I've come to find that those 3 platforms believe it or not, I
get the most engagement which iswhich is weird that TikTok
(54:10):
isn't. But maybe just because I'm old
and it's a younger generation, who knows?
Whatever. We also know that Brad's a
former hair stylist, which I never got to the end of why he
got out of doing hair because I did not because you think just
swing it. I'm bullet points, but I bullet
points and I wing it. So then I get all screwed up.
So that's why. But we'll come back to that one
day. And we also know that he is a
(54:32):
butt guy, not a boob guy, and helikes curves and he's a hopeless
old school romantic, which I believe everyone should get back
to. Thanks for joining us, Brad.
And that's all the junk we've got in our trunk for today.
Baby got back. And on that, thanks.
(54:53):
For having me on, I really appreciate it.
You're welcome and we'll see youback next time.
Everyone. Thanks for listening.
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