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Now, a lot of guys enjoy going down on girls, but some like
going way a way down. And I'm talking about foot
worshippers. They are out there and there's
more of them than you think. And if you don't believe me,
check out Instagram #feat has over 5 million posts on
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hashtag. Booms.
Look guys, I love that guys are in defeat because it takes the
pressure off my sweet, sweet tits, but.
This also kind of sucks for me because my foot looks like this.
OK, easy Jesus. All right, yes, OK, this is my
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foot. Good God, I'm being brave here.
I have really bad bunions on both feet.
This is my worst one. This is me spreading my toes as.
Far as it what do you think? Jeez, you know I was not
prepared for this. No, no, no, no.
Our. Episode today was going to be
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about Iran. Yes, Iran.
And I want to talk about Ron Desantis's new bill, but let's
talk about this. Oh, Ron DeSantis, I like to talk
about it too. But yes, so today at work, I
this was this kind of landed in my lap, this whole thing about
these fetishes and it just kind of happened.
How did this come about? Like a natural organic
conversation? Just kind of.
Well. Were you talking about your feet
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or? No, usually that usually I'm
talking about my my bunions. Which Nikki Glacier.
I had no idea that she has bunions.
You got some competition. I thought that there was a
whole. I really thought that I could do
a whole act on my bunions. You thought you had that whole
market cornered and look at you don't.
Nikki's already taking it over. She did.
You got a pretty sweet She's stole yourself.
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Yeah, I do. I just have one.
But she's stole your Thunder on that one.
You could have been making millions.
See. Don't let me forget it.
Talk about the only fans too today.
And that's where you and I both tie and the only fans.
But so Noah's at work. I have a client, Judy.
And she was telling me that her,her beloved brother passed away
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and she was talking about the funeral.
It was in Pennsylvania. So she went on to say it was
just a messed up funeral. It was just completely a
whirlwind. And so she went in to say that
at the funeral. She.
She's from Pennsylvania. Yeah.
And it's a very hillbilly part of Pennsylvania.
You know where she's from. Yes and I asked her is she
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Poconos area? OK, so I'm from the other side,
but there's a lot of rednecky. Is there an Edgewood or an edge
something? There's Edgewood I think.
Around that, that whole area and.
She's Amish. Amish ish people.
Did she say Amish? She didn't mention Amish.
They got some weird. Fetishes.
Do they they do. Oh, that's oh, they do.
OK. This is a whole new world
opening up for me, a whole new world Fetishes.
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And I thought, before I get going, I thought, well, let's
let's research some fetishes because of this.
And I thought non sexual everything is sexual.
So so going back, I'm sorry because I interrupted you, She
brought up there was a like a fetish happening at the funeral
or. Yes, go get this.
This is crazy. So the funeral was going on now
the family the brother, his nameis Dennis.
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He knew this one guy said he does a lot of car shows so up
there and he met this one gentleman guy and this guy
happened to have a fascination for a doll which was the bride
of Chucky doll Shut up. So they so the wife no said you
are more than welcome to come topay your respects to Dennis, but
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do not bring the doll. Don't, don't.
Do it takes the doll places? He takes the doll places.
Apparently he acts like this doll is real living.
Now my question like, is it likea companion kind of thing or is
he like sexually? I would like to get a hold of
this guy to interview. Him because OK, so one of my one
of my ones I looked up was Otto plushophilia.
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Otto Plushophilia. Oh, hold.
Hold a minute. Otherwise pronounced as.
Otto Plushophilia. Very good.
I like that you said it better than me.
There's an AI in the room. It's not Ashley or me and we
cannot who it is, but it's an AI.
She's really good and she is going to completely correct us
every time we that's. Right.
She's going to open so that one is arousal to oneself as a
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plushie or a cartoon animal. So it's when you yourself dress
up like a plushy, remember? Remember when it was like the
furries? That was a thing.
It's still okay. Okay, so that's the auto plushy
fill. Let's readdress that.
Okay, because I want to talk about the furries.
I'm going to add this to my list.
Okay? But we're at the funeral.
Yeah, the guy shows up. Okay, he shows up.
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My client Judy is there. She says she sees this man walk
in in a with a stroller pushing this bride of Chucky.
Was it Jennifer Tilly? Yeah, Jennifer Tilly.
Yeah, everyone tells me you talklike Jennifer Tilly.
That's not a compliment to you, by the way.
I think she's cute, but you don't.
Sound. I don't talk like Jennifer
Tilly. But anyway, everyone freaked
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out, of course. The wife, I mean.
Time or place, you know what I mean?
Like we all have like things we probably wouldn't want others to
know about ourselves, but like, you got to keep that stuff
under. Wraps.
Well, apparently this guy offersher a hot dog and it takes her
to get her nails done and takes her to get her hair.
What? What?
Buckles are up in a seat belt inthe.
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Car. What is this like a life-size or
just fits in a stroller? So she's tiny.
I you know, here's what I'm picturing when I picture her
telling me the story. I picture a doll like Chucky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the bride of Chucky.
That's what I picture. OK.
But if you go in Google Dolly. Yeah.
Dolly Fication. Then you see these life sized
women almost like they're strippers or pull.
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Yeah, well, it's like a blow up doll.
Right, with holes in all the right places.
Yeah, that's like a Lube. On the counter, yeah, that's.
They made it. They made several movies about
this, right? Like Lars and the Real Girl.
Wasn't that Ryan Gosling where he falls in love with AI?
Think it's a doll? Perhaps how about the one with
Scarlett Charlotte Where? He is in love with her AI,
right? She's a governor, yes.
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So there are some, yeah. So anyway, the nephew sees the
man walk into the funeral parlorand he says oh hell no.
And he goes up. He rips the doll out of the
stroller and he takes his leg and he drop kicks her and kicks
her right in the ass. He punts her, punts her right
out the door. So they call the Popo.
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No. So they actually called the
popo. At the funeral.
Yeah, this funeral's going on. It's open cast.
And this and this guy with the doll thinking he's the uncle,
cousin, what is he? He's just a he's.
Just a friend. That nobody knows.
This was just a guy that was at the car show that that that
Dennis the brother had met at the car show.
How? Crazy is that.
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And he drop kicks the doll, the hair goes blind.
Yeah. And then?
And then the cops come. No.
Yep. It was a whole ordeal.
Can you imagine trying to be there to pay respects so you're
you're. Sibling and you're worried about
a a doll fetish? Over there.
So they call the cops, the cops come and they ask the guy, do
you want to press charges? The guy with the doll do.
You want to press charge. The guy with the doll.
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The guy says yes, no, it's a doll.
So apparently it didn't. It didn't pan out to where it
went through, but the guy says yes I do.
No way. Wouldn't it be funny if they had
like the doll set up like in an interrogation room?
How? How did that kick make you feel?
So walk us through what happened.
You were just sitting there peacefully when look, detective,
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I was grieving. I mean, my anxiety has been
through the proof, as you can imagine.
I mean, I'm thinking to myself, who brings a doll to a funeral?
It was creepy. That's not normal.
He started walking like a littlecloser, like, you know, like
towards like where the casket is, like where my father is.
And I look in the baby stroller and Oh my God, it was a doll.
And it was a doll that was wearing like leather and, and,
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and lace and like, and like lingerie.
And I was, I was like, what's this guy doing?
I was there to pay my respects. I have feelings too.
The audacity, the violence. I want justice.
Did you see the scuff on my heeland look at the black mark you
put on my boobs. This is evidence.
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Did you feel threatened? Intimidated.
We need to know your state of mind.
I mean, it was one thing if you're going to bring the doll
here, but then he, he like, takes the doll out.
He's like holding the doll, likecradling like it's a baby.
And then he wants to get like a little bit closer, like to the
casket. Look where my father is.
I couldn't have that anxiety. She was dressed, she had
cleavage. What doll has cleavage?
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Is it for kids? I did.
I did what I could. I start to see bread.
So I just took the doll. I gave it a kick.
I mean, he more than gave me a kick.
He cracked my face paint. Do you see this chip in my nail
Polish? I just got a manicure and he
grabbed me by my hair. He grabbed me by my hair.
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I am a vintage collectible. Do you know what I'm worth?
My dress is torn. This is designer doll wear.
I can't just go to my hairdresser.
She charges a fortune and Louis bitches at me every time.
And Louis just loved Dennis. He loved Dennis.
We were just there to pay our respects.
And this lunatic comes from nowhere.
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There were no accidents here. None.
And if that fart face even triesto say that it was barely
tapping me, he's got another thing coming.
If my dear mother was still alive today, she would come back
and kick this guy straight in his baguettes.
Look, we've seen this before. Funeral crashers, attention
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seekers. I mean, let's be honest,
Detective. I mean, I really barely touched
this thing. I might have given it a little
nudge, A gentle push. I mean, I was on the high school
football team. I I'll admit that.
I mean, I think I got her at least 30 yards.
OK, so maybe I did the it's goodsymbol when it was done.
All right. I'll admit that she's being
dramatic. All right, listen, did I
encourage everyone to do an end zone dance after I kicked her?
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Maybe. Oh, he thinks he's got jokes,
does he? Oh, funny jokes.
He really needs to take this seriously.
I mean, Louis can't even digest a decent meal right now.
He's so upset about this. I want him to pay, Detective.
I want him to pay. This is discrimination.
My therapist says I have PTDD, post traumatic doll disorder.
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I'm writing a book about this. I don't know whether to call it
Kick to the Curb or flying without Wings.
Kicked, tossed, kicked, tossed, and traumatized.
I lost an eyeball. Regardless, Detective, I'm
really counting on you. I want to see this guy get put
away, locked behind bars so I can move forward with my life.
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Ma'am, I've been working homicide for 20 years, but this
is personal. I mean, detective, when it all
boils down to it, he was there to disrespect the funeral.
I don't know the guy, he barely knew my father.
I'm very hurt, very hurt. The whole families hurt and
maybe the dolls a little hurt. No, it's all right.
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It's a doll. I mean, I mean, you're, you're
taking notes. Detective, put this in your
notes, okay? He brought a hot dog.
It said Nathan's on it. He started feeding it to the
doll. And I'll tell you another thing,
Detective. Maybe you don't know this yet.
Do you know who was at that funeral?
Do you know how many city councilmen were at that funeral?
The mayor's gonna find out aboutthis.
I mean, let me ask you a question.
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Honestly, what am I gonna do to make this go away?
OK, look, I'll take the plea deal, all right?
What is it? What do you got?
What do I gotta do? Anger management?
What is this? What does this say?
Doll sensitivity training. What is it?
What is this? I gotta buy a gift certificate
to Nathan's Hot dogs? Yeah, this is crazy.
Look, look, Detective, I'm just going to put it this way, OK?
I've thought long and hard aboutthis.
I mean, if he had brought like, a like a wholesome doll, like a
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Cabbage Patch doll. I don't think anything.
I don't think we're sitting here, Detective.
I mean, I had to do what I had to do.
I'm not the weird one here. I mean, hell, somebody had to do
it. Justice was served with a kick
or, you know, a punt. The mayor's going to have my ass
in a sling. I just wanted to thank you,
Detective. Sure, 200 hours seems very light
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for what I've been through. He sure got off easy, didn't he?
But you know what? There's a lot of good that came
from it. This whole ordeal has been a
blessing in disguise. My story's gone viral.
I've got 3 HBO movies in the lineup.
Crazy enough, they wanted me to star in this horror film called
Child's Play with a doll named Chucky.
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I think I might do it. So thanks again, Detective.
I got to go. I'm going to be late for my next
appointment. I'm getting the deluxe
treatment. Toodles, you know I always want
to be a ventriloquist. Yes.
I never got my doll. I never got my doll.
Well, you're missing your call. Maybe I'm AI, maybe I have the
doll dollification. Where is that voice coming?
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From sounds so familiar. So soothing, so
diastolification, but it goes onto be a little bit more than
that. Some of the reasons why you can
you get dollification is becauseits course comes back to trauma,
which we'll get into with DoctorTrish.
Lee, this is really. Cool, but it means some of the
things, not just having a doll, right?
You can want to feel like you want to dress like the doll.
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They're the ones that are babies, right?
Like the infant one where they want to be in diapers and have
binkies and stuff like that. It goes right back with the like
the pool floaties. Yeah, yeah.
Wanting to to that's your partner is a pool floatie.
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My name is Mark. I'm 20 years old and I'm in a
relationship with 15 inflatable animals.
My inflatables are the funnest creatures I have to hang out
with in my life. I'll eat with them.
Wait, you want my food? Do the.
Chiron. Watch TV together.
Be fine, find a show you like. I bathe my inflatables.
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Let's get sure. If I do take my inflatables out,
swimming. Mark's addiction to inflatables
began 6 years ago when he purchased a whale for his pool.
Since then, the 20 year old college student has added 14
animals to his inflatable familyand even.
Prefers them over people. The thing about inflatable pools
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I love is that they're soft, they're cuddly.
The bigger they are, the better they are.
Kind of means there's more to love.
It's really nice to have somebody to talk to, you know,
saying me, you don't get any of my soda.
OK. First time I hugged my
inflatable whale, I actually started feeling all that love
and compassion that I never got from my mother.
When I make school I start missing them and it's almost
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like if I'm going a little bit crazy I try to eat.
Once I go home, basically give him a hug, give him a kiss,
spend like family time together.Well, I mean, I don't know if
you remember, but there was a show on TLC called My Strange
Addiction, some of which is addiction to weird things, but
some of it was like a man was inlove with his car.
The one was a man that was overgrown baby and he built his
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bed to look like a crib and would have people come babysit
him, burp him and stuff like that.
My name is Phil and I like to dress.
As a baby. I like to wear nappies.
It's like a regressor. And nappies are another word for
diaper, just in case you guys didn't know that.
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It's actually very comfortable. I just like to sit in them.
I support Phil's lifestyle choice.
Of course you do. I found out you like to dress as
a baby after being together for about a year.
When I see him wearing his nappy, am I kind of feeling
different? I like to.
Pee in them, but not the other stuff of course, because you
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have morals. It's just not me at the moment.
Barbara doesn't like the nappy stuff, really.
And she won't change The Dirty ones, but she will put a clean
one on for me. My favorite thing about being
Phil's mummy is caring for him. It's not dodgy, it's more of a
lifestyle. Some people enjoy sports.
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Phil likes being a baby. My baby don't let the dingo eat
my baby. For me there's nothing dodgy
about my age play, but for a lotof people it is, well, the
hardest. Things for me is having to hide
my lifestyle, living as a baby. I don't want it to affect my
work. I don't want people to think I'm
a weirdo. To me it's just normal.
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If it was so normal Phil, why would you be hiding it?
Here's the deal, it's not normaland it will never be normal.
Just accept the fact that you might be just a little bit
weird. Moving on, let me ask you this.
How does when you hear this, what's the first thing you think
of when you think of people thathave this reaction to things
such as? My mind goes straight to like a
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mental disorder, right, Like abuse is a child sexual abuse,
some kind of mental and or physical abuse.
That's what I think. But when I looked it up, it said
that not every fetish is a mental disorder.
So maybe that's if it affects your daily life, right?
You can't like live a normal life without that.
But it's like, it was like Google was very fetish forward.
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Like they were very like protection of the fetish.
Like people do this kind of stuff that's, you know,
consensual adults. But to me, like every single one
that I found was very to me weird weird.
And so I don't know if this makes me a softy or anything,
but does are we being mean for thinking that's weird?
I don't know, but like I'm. Going to say hell no it doesn't.
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I don't think so. It's weird as hell.
Acrotomophilia. Watch your mouth.
Acrotomophilia. Thank you.
That is the attraction to amputees.
I was having a conversation about this on the way here, and
we were, like, trying to figure it out.
And I thought, well, there's something wrong with falling in
love with someone that happens to be an amputee.
But these people are seeking outthat particular thing, like
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missing an arm, missing a leg, you know, missing one part of
your body. So that, to me, is a prop.
That's weird. Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated
said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Yeah. What happened they?
Wouldn't let me play on the pro tour anymore.
I'm sorry, because you're black.Hell no.
Damn alligator bit my hand. Oh.
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My God, yeah. Tournament down in Florida.
I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake.
Damn, the alligator just popped up.
Cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of
that bastard's eyes out. Go look at that.
You're pretty sick, Jabs. OK, so I looked it up.
OK. And when it comes to the
amputees, yeah, it's a it could be that you want to dominate
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your partner. Really.
It could be that you're aroused by the thought of taking care of
the person who's the amputee. Oh, the stump can actually be
used for sex. Oh my, I'm.
Picturing it now right? Oh my God, that hard prosthetic
leg right at like a horse and then attracted about how they
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look. So you see an amputee and you're
attracted by. So maybe they want that
attention. Maybe nose?
I mean, OK, so if you, if you fantasize about taking care of
someone, that's actually a disease, a mental disorder
called Munchausen. Have you heard of Munchausen?
Munchausen by proxy, right? You.
Used to talk about that a lot atwork.
So people that, like, want to hurt someone to take care of
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them or like the people that slowly poison their children,
boy, you know, because they wantto.
It's like this overly nurturing thing, but at the same time
they're hurting them. Yeah, weird.
A lot of people, and that's a whole nother story.
I mean, that's a whole nother episode, yeah.
And what we could do is we need to get a hold of people who have
been gone to jail and or prison.Right.
I've been like a victim of them.Yeah.
OK, so the amputees, here's the story.
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So this is another one that cameup today at work.
OK, Brittany that works at this shop, she went on a cruise, OK.
And the couple that she went on the cruise with, he, the husband
of the, the, the couple, yeah, was an amputee.
I can't remember what body part it was.
This crazy lady walked up to himon the cruise ship and would not
leave him alone. She was like, babe, it was his
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leg. It was his leg.
And she okay, so when he would take his leg off, she'd say
things to him like, whoa, you take that leg off and you're at
the perfect. Tight for and she would act like
licky licky and she she made thesmacking spanking motion like my
spanky, spanky licky licky and the wife Brittany's friend said
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get away from my husband. So she did.
Later on that night they were back at one of the clubs and
stuff and here she comes again, like Pepe lay pewing him like
there he is again. And she was she.
She wanted him to come back to her cabin.
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Crazy now I want to say it was what's his face that played
Deuce Bigalow? Wasn't there like a sex scene
with like a like a limb and it kept her leg like popped off?
Yes. And I can't remember the movie.
If anyone knows please tell me the movie because I remember
watching it and she was like super self-conscious about it.
But he was like digging it and then her leg like flew.
Off it's that one. It's it's Deuce Bigalow, male
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gigolo. OK, it wasn't shallow.
Hell. No, it was Deuce Bigalow, right?
Male gigolo, yes. Yes, and you know another one
was A Fish Called Wanda. Do you remember Kevin Kline?
I love that movie. Into her boot, remember?
He was such a weird character and everyone loved Wanda like
they all wanted Wanda. Kevin Klein, Jamie Lee Curtis,
That movie didn't really get thecredit.
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It didn't, and if you ever watchit like David had never watched
it, I made him watch it. He loved it.
It was so good. A fish called Wanda.
Wanda. Wanda.
Okay. So we've got how about foot
fetishes? Yeah, and this is a big one.
I mean, obviously with you telling me about Nikki Glazier.
And then we've talked about thisas a joke before at the shop
because we're like, hey, we needto make some extra money.
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We could definitely sell our foot pictures.
But I did not know it was such ahuge Why the feet?
OK, so guess what? What, By the way, Nikki Glazier,
I thought I was going to make a lot of money off this bunion.
I said I'm not cutting this bunion off that.
I've named Paul. That's right, Paul Bunion and
Nikki. I want to go to watch to do some
research on this episode today. And there's Nikki Glazier with
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double bunions. Selling that foot.
She beat me to it. She saw your Thunder.
She's actually so funny. She's very funny.
So today Kaylee comes in Kaylee and she had a picture out on
Facebook. She was like she has like a 2011
OK, this creepy guy messages herprivate and says I really like
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your feet in that picture. She goes, I'm wearing a sock on
my feet in this picture. He goes, well, take it off.
He said, I'm willing to pay you some money if you want to show
me some of your foot picks. And she goes, how much money?
And he said, he said, well, he goes, she goes, well, I really
need a pedicure. He goes, I'll send you money
right now for a pedicure if you send me a couple pics.
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He then mowed her $100. She went and got her feet done.
This was it yesterday. No way.
And then sends a pictures and she goes, what color of toenail
Polish do you want? Do you want?
He goes, I like white, I like red.
So she does her toenails in white and she sends the picture
to the guy and the guy says that's really great.
He goes how about that other friend in your picture, I'll pay
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more if for double feet. And she says sure, So the friend
didn't do. It Oh, she didn't.
But he said if you send me a a bunch of pictures, I will send
you money. And he did.
He sent her 300 more dollars. So I guess my question is like
the moral obligation or dilemma,but like it's just your feet.
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I mean, is it because like what they're doing with the feet?
But like, listen, that's a. I.
Think if someone asked me for some foot pictures and wanted to
pay me $300, I'd have a hard time saying no.
Exactly. And even Kim at the shop said
she'd do it. I mean, even Kim, when you think
about it like it's just your feet, like it's all your face.
So when you guys were remembering, when you and Leslie
were joking about it, right, Andyou were totally serious about.
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Doing it I was. And Leslie?
She kind of backed out. I was looking up it was called
footfinder.com, right? I looked up the website.
It was so weird because people had certain requests. 1 was the
guy wanted dirty stinky feet. So the girl would like have her
GoPro and should have it down ather feet while she was like
hiking. And then she'd stop by a rock
and take off her shoe really slow and then her nasty wet like
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dirty sock and then like play with her toes or whatever.
And the guy would like that's what he wanted was dirty, dirty
feet pictures, not like cute feet everybody's got.
Something they like, Yeah. So I thought.
I said to Kaylee. I said, quick, ask the guy now,
does he like bunions? Does he like bunions?
So she messaged him that she hasn't gotten back to me yet
because I will. Someone right now.
Really. I got taxes to pay.
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Really cracked Heelskin. I'll be in there with you.
Well, I had as of yesterday, I got a pedicure yesterday, but I
had that one down. But hey, I got Taylor bunions.
I got bone spurs. Hey, ask that guy.
Ask that guy, OK? According to you, the ones that
you found were all sexual. They were sexual.
OK, so according to Doctor TrishLee, so I was looking up and
doing my research, Doctor Trish Lee, she says that there are
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three reasons that fetishes develop.
And then the first one is it usually develops in men.
It's usually men. Really.
So men have the fetish? Yep.
And there's some women too, but she said it's usually men and it
usually starts in their younger years, teenage years.
And it's usually starts from trauma or sexual abuse really.
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And she says that it's usually whatever the abuse was is where
the fetish evolves, really. Like, for instance, say the
mother was abusive. The kid grows up to dress like
what the mother used. To look like, you know what I'm
thinking of right now, Psycho psych psycho.
Absolutely right, she says. That it's from family
dysfunction or chaos. OK, so the order that gives them
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order by focusing on this one maybe particular thing.
Taking control of your life, younow, if you start doing that,
you now have control over. So then they say that the next
step is how it grows with coupling.
So if you take that abuse, that trauma that happened, and then
you take the the fetish that youhave and you join it together,
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it creates coupling. So for instance, if you used to
get the shit kicked out of you when you were a kid, then you
might have a foot fetish and then and but if you.
So if you join the coupling together, that creates almost
like a. Catalyst, I guess also my
question to you would be like, how does that, how does that
work with like relationships? Are these people that do this on
the sly like behind their partners?
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So she goes on to say that how to decrease it from it habits,
that's number three is how to decrease it.
So first is how it starts, then it is how it grows and then how
do you get rid of it? And she says you stop thinking
about it because it might not bean issue right away with your
your partner, but then it will eventually create one and
usually doesn't go over well forthe person who doesn't have a
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fetish. Yeah, that's what I was
thinking. Like I do.
Is get a partner. Like if the person was like,
hey, you like my feet, let's gettogether.
But otherwise, I'm trying to putmyself in this position.
Let's just say that David had a thing with feet.
What if I found a bunch of pictures of woman's feet on
there? Would that make me jealous?
I don't know. I don't know that it would, but
it's still a problem because he's obviously looking at that a
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lot, right? So all these random people's
feet. Well then it goes into porn and
it goes into severe masturbation.
So like a lot of like, so it's actually, this is actually like
a really, this is a big problem.It really is.
That's a big problem. So we laugh at it.
We laugh at it. Oh my God, he's in love with his
raft. Right.
But it's a serious mental. That's a serious mental problem.
Yeah, how funny that happens to men more than women.
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But so I wonder why like. I wonder why?
Because the women are children that are.
Abused. I'm going to reach out to Doctor
Trish Lee and I also want to reach out with Sharon Danley.
Yes, and and. Because I'm curious to know like
is it a testosterone thing? Is it like a 'cause you know,
like dominatrix, right? I was telling, I was telling
Dalen on the way here that I hada friend in high school, her
older sister. That's literally what she was.
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And I didn't believe it until she showed me, like, pictures.
And she said very rarely do theywant sex from her.
They wanted her to do like, demeaning things to them, like
put them in the corner or smack them or tell them they're bad.
Usually they come from trauma, so usually that's what happened
they. Were like high-powered men that
had high-powered jobs. Why?
Does it happen more in men because women, girls, women they
experience? A lot of trauma, sure.
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Maybe we don't have that desire to to play it out sexually.
I'm not going to say this, but our podcast does relate more to
women. Yeah, I mean, it does our
listeners. But maybe we're the stronger the
sexist. Just kidding.
It's very interesting to know. Like I would like to know like
how that does play out. But like the ones, a couple of
the ones that I found, some of them didn't say that it was a
sexual arousal. It just said like trictophilia.
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Trictophilia. Thank you God.
That AI is on on it on it. So that this is, this is what I,
this is what I inspire to do in every episode that I'm on is
pull it back to hair somehow. And trichophilia is an obsession
with hair. It's body hair.
Trichoptylosis. Trichophilia.
Trichophilia. So it's body hair, eyelashes,
long hair, any kind of extra superfluous hair, even on an
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animal. They're attracted to fur.
They collect furs. So, like, I wonder how you can
explain that one. I don't know.
Wait, we need to ask Doctor. Doctor Trish Lee?
Yeah, how about midgets? Oh, little people.
Little people, I meant to say. Hey, you can no longer call them
midgets. What are they called AI?
Little people. Thank you AI will never make
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that mistake again. Vertically.
Vertically challenged? No.
Hey, the perfect height, Thor. Yeah, Licky, Licky.
Listen, remember, I went to a Bachelorette party down at
Shepherds in Clearwater Floor. Oh, my.
And this famous little guy was walking around and he, I can't
remember where he's from, He's from some reality TV show.
And he for some reason was magnetic to me.
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He liked. Me.
He singled. Me out of all the group, Yeah,
I'm thinking this. Has happened to you more than
once? I was just just saying.
And he was perfectly, he was like perfect to my nipples.
You're little you snuggled in your boobies.
He was perfect. Find him bad looking.
He wasn't bad looking. Yeah.
Yeah. OK.
That sounds like there's a a longer story to that, but OK.
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I I don't look for, I look for heart.
I'm, I'm in it for, you know, for the I believe in love at
first sight. I didn't want him.
He wanted me of. Course he did.
Of course he did. I'm not surprised.
What else do you got? I have Vora Rofilia, vora
Rofilia vora. And that would be what the fear
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of flowers. This one is gross.
OK Oh, I'm ready. Eating or being eaten by a
person or a creature downstairs?No eaten like like like zombie
apocalypse consumed by. Like the guys, That's the bath
salt guy. Yeah, like bite me or like.
They want to eat actually human flesh.
They want to eat or be eaten by a person or an animal, like a
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bear attack. Like they fantasize about being
ripped apart by a person or a animal.
So let's go back to what Doctor Lee said.
How could that so the trauma that maybe a dog I don't have
What? Could be an attack, some kind of
an attack or something they saw that was really violent, I don't
know. But then there's also you want
to eat. Gosh, it's crazy.
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Very crazy. Well, you know, there's people
that like addicted to raw meat. You've seen that like where they
are addicted and they want to open the package and they eat
food before it's they're going to get pen worm, they're going
to get some kind of worm, they're going to get worms.
That's going maybe those. People are like borderline
voraphilias where they're not committed yet, but you know,
that's a real problem. Like what if we're walking
around with people that want to eat you?
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How about bodily functions? Oh, like pee?
Member the girl from the show. I reached out to her on the the
former podcast and she farted inthe jars.
The girl that farted in the. Jars.
She made a lot of money by farting in jars.
She made a lot of money. And she did reach back out, but
she wanted all this money to come on this show.
And I told her that no, no thanks.
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But I'm not above asking her again.
But she made a lot of money for farting and junk.
Well, she would eat like certainthings to make her fart so
stinky. So then she wanted to make more
and more money. So then she put herself on the
strict diet to make it more stinky.
Yeah, she wound up going into the.
Hospital. I heard that she was in the
hospital. Right.
So how could that be a childhoodtrauma for the people who want
to order the? Fart I think some people are
just kind of capitalizing on this whole market of because she
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was on a reality show, wasn't she?
Yeah, she was like really like pretty biggest.
I'm just curious, like, is this what Pee Diddy has?
Like is it or R Kelly like the pee fetish where they want to
pee on people or is that just being like dominating of a
person, like to embarrass and like?
Shame a person I never thought about that before.
Does P Diddy actually or R Kellyactually have mental issues
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because they were traumatized asa kid?
That doesn't mean I'm going to support what they've done
because they went over and beyond they did.
But if you. Research any kind of pathology
like that, like people that end up growing up to be abusers of
women or children. They themselves, you know, this,
were abused and that just carries, it carries over.
Like even if they don't want to do it, it's almost like they're
compelled to do it. So I do wonder, are they just
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being gross? Like, are they just being, you
know? I don't know, but the whole
golden shower thing, it's just, it's just a lie.
So I mean, I got to tell a storyabout that.
And I want to tell a story aboutthe fear of checking the mail,
which I wonder if AI knows what that's.
Called. That's so funny that you have
that because David has it too. So I'm talking about that.
So no golden showers. Not something that I experienced
myself, but I was talking with another friend about her
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children being only like a year apart in age, and she was saying
that they take baths together. And I said, oh, yeah, my kids
did too. And they were little.
They took baths and showers together.
And she said, how do you know when to stop doing that?
And I said, oh, your son will probably give your daughter a a
golden shower because that's what my son did to my daughter.
So what? So the the fear of checking the
mail. OK, that would be called.
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I can't. What is that?
Was it called? It's a.
A pistolophobia. My gosh, AI comes out of so
smart fear of checking the mail which OK, so you talking about
this? I know you have it.
That's why you always see stacksof mail on my counter when you
come here. Or like the mailbox is like just
overflowing. I get I get hate mail from the
mail mailman. Also, I'm so afraid to open it.
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I am afraid that if I open that mailbox there's going to be
something in there because I went through a whole part of the
fearing of losing my daughter through court stuff.
Through every time I took the mail it was something like bad.
It's either a bill from a lawyeror it was you're going to lose.
You're threatening something, threatening something like
you're a piece of shit, something that's going to tell
me from her father and the step monster that I was.
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Going to be. And I wasn't good enough.
And I just, it gave me such bad problems like anxiety, very that
anxiety, we'll call it. Yes, it's definitely anxiety.
That's funny because David has that, and I don't think it
stemmed from anything like you're just saying.
But you know, he struggles with ADD and I feel like it's like
he's afraid of what, Like if youdon't open it, it's not a real
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thing. Do you know what I mean?
Like it's not a problem if you just let that mail stack up
beside you and you never really look at it crastinating.
That can be something else too, that that's very hard to
struggle. But then what will happen is
like he goes through it all at one time and it's like stacks.
It's really strange. It's a strange.
Behavior I've had because I haveADHD as well and I in our last
episode called Flex Appeal we talked about ADHD and how people
that both have ADHD speak each other's language.
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Yeah, you know each other's stuff.
Absolutely. But we're very smart.
Oh, super creative and usually very smart.
I, I wish it wouldn't look get looked at as a stigma anymore
because I feel like it's just a different way of people's
thought process, a different wayof thinking.
And you know, Logan has it, and he sometimes has really great
like he thinks of things that other people don't think of.
Creativity yes and so in a noiseI don't know about other people,
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but me with ADHD when people saysquirrel and they they act like
they know what ADHD is really you have no clue, but it also
goes back to O OCD and I'm. They tie very closely together.
I'm not OCD and it's apparent but I think that I'll say oh I'm
OCDI can't but it's my OCDI don't have freaking OCD so I
need to shut up about it I think.
It's one of those things that gets thrown around a lot too,
(35:56):
like the way we just say those kind of things, like we give
three letter attachments to everything, ADDOCD, blah blah,
blah, you know, a narcissist, all that.
But there are ties to ADD and OCD, and I think OCD is really
misdiagnosed a lot. It people think that it's people
being super neat and tidy, but that's not.
It it goes so. I did a term paper on that in
high school and it literally is the obsession of a thought.
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And it could also be going leading into a suicide.
Yes, because you have this obsessive thought in your head
and then it doesn't go away until you're compelled to
actually act out that that that motion.
It's actually very sad, it's actually very dangerous and it's
a very serious. I wonder if maybe some of these
people suffer from OCD that havethese fetishes.
Maybe it's an obsession in theirmind and then they have to kind
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of acted out to to feel something or feel better.
Yeah. I mean, really is listen, I feel
like any of these things that I might consider weird, any of
these fetishes, if you're 2 consenting adults, like that's
on you. I think you should keep it
private though because like the public is not ready to see some
of these like doll carrying weirdos.
But but if you're going to pee on somebody in the shower, you
might want to just give them a heads up first and see if
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they're into that kind of thing 'cause I think most people
probably aren't some. Maybe my best friend peed on my
foot in Hawaii 'cause I got sungby a sea urchin.
Oh, that's different. Yeah, I asked her.
I begged her to that. Really does work, huh it?
Did they say it? Doesn't but I took the sting
away so I don't know maybe it's psychosomatic but so peed on
too. So what Ash and I would like for
everyone to know, all the listeners, is that if you have
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an opinion on this topic or if you are someone who has these
fetishes or want to talk about it, you want to e-mail
cutandlosechronicles@gmail.com. We would love it and we would
love to hear from you and bring you on the show.
Yeah. No judgement either, Like I
would, I would be very interested to see like what are
some of the 'cause I'm sure there's a ton that we didn't
obviously get to. These are just the most popular
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ones. But yeah, I would be interested
to see like, you know, what that's all about.
So let's move on from the fetishes.
Let's go into this. OK, This ties in with the
fetishes because I am obsessed with the Steve Wilko Show.
I. Know you are.
You've been there twice. I know and Maury, Maury, Maury.
And a lot of times on these shows, they have people to come
on and they have these kinds of fetishes.
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And it was really Jerry Springer.
Yes. Oh my God, you see the Jerry
Springer documentary? So good.
So Steve Wilkos, wife Rochelle Wilkos.
She was the former executive producer of the Jerry Springer
Show. Well, then she went on to do the
Steve Wilkos Show. Steve and Jerry are very.
We're very close. In fact, we were just there.
I think we went there in February, Dana and I and Steve
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almost started crying in the studio because someone in the
audience had asked him about Jerry.
So they're very, very close. And then Jerry also gave him his
start, right? Yeah.
But a lot of times I have the the fetish kinds of things on
there, yeah. Yeah, they had some weird.
Yeah. Well, even before all that, I
first this past February of 2025, I went there with an
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ex-husband probably about four years prior to.
That yes, I remember. And we went to the Maury show.
I did not have fun. Okay, for some reason in my
mind, I was thinking that you went to Steve Bull Coast, but it
was the Maury show. That's.
Right. I went to Steve twice and Maury
once, and I've been to Jerry before, but back in when I was
like 19 out of high school, he went kick him down to Daytona
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for. Like a girls gone wild thing.
Yeah, yeah, it was great. I got on the stage to hold a
joke. I.
Remember that? That's like. 5000 people It was
it was beach it was was it called something week.
Oh yeah, probably. Like, oh geez, it wasn't spring
break. Was it?
It was. Spring.
Was it spring break? You went for spring break?
Holy crap, that's crazy. I know for me, you know, I
wasn't back in that I was not daring.
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Like, yeah, that's crazy. But I did get on a stage in
front of thousands of people on the because it was a joke
contest. Was it?
Was it? Was it the sand?
The sand in your Schlitz. It wasn't, No.
That's a good one. And I thought Oh my gosh, I want
to meet Jerry Springer. I thought I was going to meet
Jerry Springer. So I go and I get out there on
the stage and I was like and I said 2 jokes back-to-back one.
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Why do Avon women walk funny? Because they're lipstick.
I like that. And then I said this Swedish
girl walks into a bar. She says I'll have a beer.
The bartender says Anheuser Busch.
She says fine, and how's your penis?
And then 5000. People.
That's how they they declared who was the winner of the and it
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was me. Did you win anything I.
Thought I was going to meet Jerry Springer.
I won a KISS FMT shirt and it was like extra extra large.
Yeah, that sounds. About right.
I made a parachute out of it. But anyway, that was in 1993.
Wow, 1993 Jerry is supposed to was supposed to have been this
great guy and but I went to the Maury show.
(40:44):
It was the first one. Yeah, I was not impressed.
You were disappointed. So in the studio, it's in heart.
It's in Stamford, CT. Remember you're getting bussed
over there and the story about the the busing situation.
Left out of Harlem in New York, but I thought it was going to be
at Times Square. But you get all the tickets for
free. So if you want to go see Steve
or Maury, at the time they all shared a studio.
So it was Jerry, Steve and Maury, and it was all in the
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same place, the same location. Yeah, it's like when they do
game shows in California, they're like all in that.
Anaheim, Yeah. Yeah.
So. So I thought so.
My ex is a very rednecky kind ofguy, tough guy, tough guy.
You know, I don't. I, I don't.
I don't watch this, I don't participate.
Right, right. But he came with me anyway, and
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I thought we were going to leaveon a bus out of Times Square.
So I made a whole New York City trip out of it.
I remember that. So here we are and it's time for
us to go. It's that you got to get up
really early in the morning. So it's like 7:00 in the
morning. And I, I was wearing this
fuchsia wrap, this fuchsia knit wrap.
My hair was really, really white, blonde.
I had it perfectly out. I was wearing my eyelash
(41:49):
extensions and I was wearing my boots and I was all New
Yorkified. And then I put him.
He was all dressed in Ariat puff.
Flannels. And you know, his his boots with
Justin boots and then his hair was perfectly gelled and blah,
blah, blah, blah blah. And he had his Wranglers on.
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And I was wrong. We didn't leave out of Times
Square. We shuttled out of Harlem.
Yeah, this is not the first timethat she's done something like
this. It isn't.
It won't be the last. It won't.
So he automatically got this horrible attitude, this horrible
attitude. So we go to get on the bus in
Harlem, of course. So how did you get to?
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Did you taxi over to Harlem? We ubered over there and it was
quite a little ride and I was afraid we're going to miss our
ride because the shuttle, the bus takes everybody for free.
Right over. From New York.
City to Stamford to. Stamford, CT.
It's a good hour ride for free. So they're they you get free
tickets to go to see Maury. You get free food you.
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Get free food, snacks, all that.Then they bring in food and feed
you. It's freezing cold outside
because I only film like from October to February.
Oh, OK, so it's cold, cold. And they only do Tuesdays and
Wednesdays from you've got to bethere at 7:00 until 3:00 in the
afternoon. So let me ask you a question
then. So if you decided to take this
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bus ride over there, but I'm sure people are like regulars
that do this. Can they be in more than one
show like in the audience like because I want notice when I
watched Judge Judy, sometimes the same people are there all
the time. Once you start watching these
shows, you start looking at people in the crowd and you
notice the same people over and over and over.
They do about two or three tapings, sometimes 4, but what
they do is they move you all around the studio.
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So say we sat front then you this episode but like.
You're not hiding you with whiteextensioned hair and and fuchsia
like you're not hiding you. You're going to stick out.
So when it comes to Mori, it didn't matter what I wore or
whatever, and I'll get to that because he ruined everything.
So he was very not cool with getting on the bus.
(43:55):
Beat a minority. OK, it's Harlem, so.
When we got on the back did. They put you in the back, Yeah.
Yeah, they rose the park. They were like.
Get your ass to the back, Whitey.
But really, there was no they. Nobody would move over.
Nobody would. And really, he was drunk when
Yellowstone met Harlem. Exactly.
They were like, you're probably scared they're going to get a
luncheon. So I was like I said, well,
(44:15):
you're going to have to sit, you're going to have to sit
there. And I asked the young girl sit
next to me. I said, do you mind if I sit
here or She just rolled her eyesand and then so I squeezed in.
I sat there for an hour. He was pissed.
He was pissed. But this young girl sit next to
me. She didn't want to talk to me.
So I made her talk to me. So you know what, I ride here.
I mean, come on. Hey, how are you?
She looked at me like Karen. She looked at me like I was
(44:37):
like, Karen, whatever. So we get there.
We get to Connecticut. It was our ride.
Yep, and what a neat ride. What a neat ride.
Because, you know, I'm from Florida, small town.
Eye opening thing. Right.
Yeah, completely different. And we go to get into the
studio, but before you got to gothrough radar detectors, you
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have to go through security. Makes sense.
Yeah. So we're going through security
and he sees some of the producers there and he thinks
that they are eyeballing me. Well, they I mean.
They were not eyeballing me evenif they were.
I mean, come on. And he was.
Married to a hot Mama, That's not your fault.
I don't know because he got really crazy and.
Well, it was cold, right? So you're all bundled up.
(45:19):
It's not like you got like, you know, lots of cleavage
happening, did you? I did not.
I did not know, but I'm just saying.
And he he smiled off to the guy and said, you looking at my
wife? You looking at my.
Wife. Oh my God, asshole plane
there's. Asshole hit line.
I said stop it, knock it off, stop it, knock it off.
(45:40):
Well, anyway, we go through security blah blah blah.
So then you know you need to, you need to play your part.
Yes. You've got to.
You want to get in the front, You want to sit in a good seat.
Right, Yeah. So here's the rules.
They put all the pretty people up front.
Yes, they do. So they want you to take off
your jackets. You get in there, take off your
jackets. They're like if you're chewing
gum. Winner winner chicken dinner.
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Spit out your gum. You don't want to do anything.
You want to look relaxed. You want to look like you're a
guest like we are right now. You know, casual had a good time
watching the panel, blah, blah, blah.
He refused to take off his jacket.
Why? He had this big chip on his
shoulder. He was he refused to cover
jacket. He wouldn't spat his gum.
They even brought him a cup and then they had to like pass it
on. We were like we, we were like at
(46:23):
the back of the flippin studio. We didn't even get a good spot
and then here comes one of the producers.
They hand the first guy in the end of the row of cops so they
have the telephone 123456 and that's in the plate of.
Church. I'm holding under his mouth.
Spit it out, spit it out. I'm not doing it.
I said spit out your gum. Gum.
I'm not doing it, I said. So then here's what happened.
(46:46):
You were with other people too. No, it was just no, that was the
second time and that was that's why go with your girlfriend, go
with your friends, go with your girlfriends.
And it's such A and I was also Steve.
Lindsay was there and. That was Zora.
No, I wish. OK.
It was Lindsay and Zora and we, we.
That was the whole next time around.
I remember that. What wound up happening with the
(47:07):
whole Maury thing was, is that we got kicked out of the Maury
show. You got kicked.
Out because the gum. They got on the jacket.
Everything mouthed off to the producers.
Shut up. How do they ask how?
Do they ask you to leave? Like how do they do that?
So whenever it was time that thefirst taping was done and
whenever it was time to do the second taping, they said you
2GO. No, they said like out so are
(47:28):
there people waiting to get in Like no so.
They let they they have a certain amount of tickets, so
you get in blah that that's done.
They didn't. Even care about filling your
seats. They just wanted you guys out.
Out. I started crying.
You're so upset, embarrassed. I was crying.
And then of course, our shuttles, they're ride backs.
And you see, what did you do? I I I called an Uber.
(47:49):
You ubered all the way. Cost us 2. 100 and some dollars
to get from Connecticut, which Ithought I thought was going to
be worse back into the city and for the rest of the we were
supposed to stay a whole anotherday and you it was terrible.
Who gets kicked out of the Mauryshow?
You did. How?
How was the pizza? We didn't get any lunch.
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We got to stay for one taping. There was three other taping, so
I didn't get any pizza. I love it, but not before this
one lady, she was sitting, she was eating these powdered
doughnuts. They they ordered these
powdered. There's powdered.
That's the best thing to eat fora.
So she gets up, but she says shewas there just chair on down
these, they're going all over the floor into the carpet, going
all over my boots. So her powdered sugar was going
(48:31):
all over my boots. But anyway, the Steve Wolko show
was something completely different.
That was fun. So about the year later which I
wanted you to go remember I, I wanted you to go you.
Guys are on my birthday. I know.
Absolutely. Yes, it was.
Hey, we can go again because I introduced Dana to this.
Oh boy, that's a different. But we went with Lindsay, and
Zorro had the best time. Don't bring a guy and don't take
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the shuttle there. Yeah, you want to take.
So we took a trainer at a Penn Station Grand Central's.
Beautiful. Grand Central Station way better
What? What a neat experience.
So cool. You got to see all of the as
you're going. Yeah, so great.
Yeah, that we had the best time and we got set up right up front
and we got the royal treatment. Nice.
We got we got mouse pads and backpacks and T-shirts.
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I love it. I love New York everywhere.
I want you to go with me. I want you to go with me.
It's a good story. Let's end this.
We'll talk in a little bit abouthow about this?
Happy birthday, America. 4th of July is literally right around
the corner. Isn't there 11 countries that
have nuclear bombs? There's only 11 countries I.
Don't even know if there's that many.
It doesn't. England have.
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They don't. No, listen, I'm saying no.
The question mark. Let's say, let's ask AII.
Mean, I know that Russia, right?So let's ask AI.
There are currently nine countries that have nuclear
bombs. What are those countries?
the United States, Russia, China, France, the United
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Kingdom, Pakistan, India, Israeland North Korea.
OK, so a lot of those are on thescary list.
I mean, not UK, obviously, you're right, North Korea.
So I think that's why, you know,Trump is building this golden
Dome, right? So, you know, Israel has an Iron
Dome and that keeps. That's what's kept them like as
a a sustainable country like themselves, as a people, because
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they're always getting bombed all the time.
Listeners, if you hear anything in the background, it's our
Bulldogs and they are pretty much they have fetishes
themselves, yes. So those are Bulldogs.
Go, Ashley. Yeah.
So I mean, I didn't, I guess I didn't know that nine other
countries have it. But listen, we can take Iran off
that list, because they're not. Building they never had a nuke
bomb they had. So what Trump is trying to do is
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keep them from getting. A well, they had the they were
being enriched, right? So the uranium was being
enriched and I'm not going to take a political stance, but
this has been happening for a long time, a very long time.
Yes, the Clintons were helping Iran enrich the nuclear
capabilities and Obama and it went even, I think there was
even some some talk about Bush doing that.
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So I think that Trump just wanted to put an end to that
like that. Story And he wants peace.
He doesn't want war. And I think that's a good way to
get it. Like, hey, he gave him 60 days.
I don't know if people were. I mean, it wasn't even talking
to Republicans that were on the other side of this fence.
And I thought, you know what? No, I agree with him because he
gave him time. They called his bluff and he
didn't bluff. Why do people know that you
cannot bluff Trump? Yeah, like he's not, he's not.
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He's not that kind of person. So they learned the hard way.
I mean, but I do think it's going to bring about some peace.
I mean, I hope it does. Like there's already been a
ceasefire. So I hope that they stick to
that. So that's great.
Did you see that Trump dropped the F bomb So.
Dropped the F bomb. Holy crap did you see that?
They violated, but Israel violated it too.
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Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they
dropped a load of bombs the likes of which I've never seen
before, the biggest load that we've seen.
I'm not happy with Israel. You know when, when I say, OK,
now you have 12 hours, you don'tgo out in the first hour and
just drop everything you have onthem.
So I'm not happy with them. I'm not happy with Iran either.
But I'm really unhappy if Israel's going out this morning
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because the one rocket that didn't land, that was shot.
Perhaps by mistake that didn't land.
I'm not happy about that. You know what we have?
We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long
and so hard that they don't knowwhat the fuck they're.
Doing you understand that? It was so harsh.
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My dad sent it to me. I'd already watched it and he
was like watch this. So I watched it and he was a
hard F. You know what though?
Because he's. It.
Was appropriate. Yeah, it really was.
And and I think he's getting a lot of respect now.
Even the Democratic parties are saying, you know, I have to say
this. I I agree with Trump right now.
Did you see JD Vance on the whole bird thing with the Pink
Ladies? Yes.
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When you're going out there and you're making phone calls, when
you're contributing hard earned money to political candidates,
when you yourself are running, because I know it's not always
easy to be a political candidate.
Trust me, in Washington, DC, they have this thing.
Where I think it's. It means we're number one in
Washington DC. But all the pink haired people
throw up this sign and I think, you know, that means we're
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number one, right? That's that.
I choose to take that as that symbol in Washington.
But all kidding aside, I love that guy.
He's so smart. I think he's our next president.
Listen, I, I hope so because he's so composed and you can't
shake him. He was on Bret Baier and Bret
Baier was kind of trying to likedo little, little digs.
And he was like, oh, no, no, no,no, no, no.
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I got this is this and that's that.
And he's so smart. I like him a lot.
A lot. Did you watch Hillbilly Elegy?
I did good, right? Yes.
You know what I'm going to say this, I know Glenn Close is not
for she's she's kind of upset with JD Vance because you know,
he kind of like he he was formerly he he said that Trump
was Hitler and this and that. And then so when they were
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making that movie, JD Vance was not a Trump supporter.
I gotcha. And then he is now a Trump
supporter. And what I love about JD Vance
is, is that he didn't deny that he said those things, but what
he did was he owned it and said,but listen, aren't we allowed to
change our minds? And I was wrong.
And I was wrong, I was wrong. OK, we're going to stop it
there. Ash and I got a little carried
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away for now. Happy 249th birthday to the
greatest country on earth, the United States of America.
We know you might want to hear more of our political takes, and
trust us, we've got plenty to say.
I hope you liked our episode on fetishes.
I hope to have an interview withDoctor Trish Lee for future so
we can really, really dig in forfetishes, but we're just waiting
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for the right time. For now, we're supporting our
President, Donald Trump, and ourVice President, JD Vance, and
we're staying positive because what Ash and I really want in
the long run is peace.