THE FORBIDDDEN SALON! OMG!

HI GUYS! In this episode Jess and Ash reveal the newest far-fetched salon services! Welcome to this episode of salon service's that makes your mouth fall to the floor! I don't make this stuff up. There is a true market for it! It might sound crazy and taboo but these services are out there! listen and let me know how you like it! #hbo #itsfloridaman #speedyraulerson #salon #fyp #analbleaching #brazilianwaxing #taboo #services #viral #podcast #cuttinloosesalon #cuttinloosechronicles

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Cutting Loose Chronicles. Memoirs of a hair Stylist.
OK, so I want to tell a story before we get into this
fantastic episode that we're going to present to our

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listeners today. Hi, hide the children.
Hide the children. Probably a good idea.
Well, anyway, so I went to get my nails done yesterday and I go
to this really nice Chinese nailsalon and I went in I got a new
a New Girl and I thought, oh, I got a New Girl with no problems.
I don't really ask for anybody anyway.

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And so I, I was sitting down andwe were talking and, you know,
she, she looks like she is very young.
Like all, I mean, I'm sorry to generalize, but they all look
very young, right? So she looked.
Extremely like 20 years old. So I'm talking to her going as
she probably thinks all is the old lady sitting here.
So I'm talking to her. So I look at her hair.
I said, so where do you get yourhair done?

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She says, oh, well, I, I, I go to I'm not going to do the
Chinese accent. That would be bad, wouldn't it?
Right. Can you try it?
I'll try it. Oh, I, I go to Orlando, I, they
don't find anyone around here that do hair real good.
And I said, oh, I said OK, she and she only wants to go to

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Chinese salons. Oh.
That's a double standard. Kind of right was.
She Was she Chinese or was she Vietnamese?
Chinese. She told me she was Chinese and
I didn't even ask, you know? Yeah, isn't it?
Annoying to them, they probably.So where are you from?
Everyone thinks that they're, you know, a different race or
whatever. So I would, yeah, I would never
ask that either. So I didn't do that, but she

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did. She offered it.
She offered a lot of things. Actually, that's that's rare
too. So she was talking about her
hair. So then, you know, I said
finally I said to her, because she said she didn't have much
luck down in Orlando. And I said, why don't you go to
American Salon? You know, why don't you go to
America? I love it.
What did she say? Oh, I don't know about that.
I, I try, I go to a beta. I said, oh, Larry, there's
another. There's a problem right there.

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Come on. Yeah.
I mean, come on. I mean, why'd you?
Try another place. I mean, that would be like you
saying I only want to go to white Americans to have my nails
done. I mean, wouldn't it be the same?
It's exactly the same. And I don't judge them that way.
Like, I've had very many Vietnamese, Chinese, whatever,
do my nails and they do a great job.
And I've had white people do my nails or black people, I don't
care what color they are, just do a good job.

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Exactly. Maybe she was worried to think
about the communication, Barry, but she was talking to you.
Just fine, right? Like she, she did say this.
I asked her. She said she's never been
married, never had any children.And I asked her, I said, oh, so
are you dating? Oh no, I'm not dating.
There's no good men around here.And I said, OK.
I said, do you like American men?
And she said, oh, no, I oh, no. Oh no.
I was like, oh, here we go again.

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Culture maybe? Some was a little racist.
Maybe it's the culture. It is a culture.
She went on to say that if she'smad at him, she can't really
yell at him because he doesn't understand what she.
Yeah. It comes out like 2 Vietnamese.

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Yes, and he doesn't know how madshe.
Is I love it, she. Doesn't know how to in America
let the the guy know I'm. Pissed at you let me just let me
just tell you something then my best friend in Hawaii was Korean
she was half Korean, half American white.
You know, her dad was in the Korean War.
You know how the story goes, brings home a Korean wife has
children, right? So my friend Kim was a very

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super American, but her mother was still very Korean.
And when she would yell, that's exactly what she would sound
like, We would start to crack upbecause one time Kim came to my
house and she brought her blow dryer and all the stuff, right?
And like, church is big in the Korean world, So her mom drove
all the way to the Army base. She got on the Army base.
I don't know how she's yelling. We could hear her from my

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upstairs window. Kimballea, you stole my blow
dryer. I kill you.
I kill you. I go to church like this.
I can't go to church like this. Kimballe.
It was so funny. We used to tease her so bad.
It was It was hilarious because when she would get mad, like she
was serious. But we found it like just.
Hysterical that was. Poor thing though.
I mean, did she laugh? Did your friend laugh too?
Oh no, she was like, I'm in deepshit.

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I. Got to go.
They respect now they I love their culture.
I love how they respect their parents.
I love how they respect the world.
Well, they have like, they're sotraditional, right?
And they have like certain everything they do is like with
a purpose, it seems like, you know, like she would make a
kimchi and she would bury it in the backyard and it had like
little dates on it like, Oh no, Kimberly, I can't have that.
That's for Christmas. That's Christmas kimchi.

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You know better. I.
Like how you say kimchi kimchi. I like that.
Well, just like the two weeks before that I had a different.
I'm not sure if she was, I thinkshe was Vietnamese.
She also told me and she said you look really good.
I can't believe her. Fifty, I said.
Well. Thanks, I said.
Wow, thanks. She goes in my country, she goes
I like it and be in America because in my country I'm fat,

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but America I skinny. Because they're so small.
They're so small there and she and she was perfectly
proportioned then she but she says in her country she's fat in
America, she's skinny. I love it back to the yesterday.
So here is what I was. I just have to say so I'm pissed
off at my daughter right now because she was irresponsible
and I have 14 kittens in my house.

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Oh, I can attest to. I met some of.
Them the last time I was here. And you kind of called that out
so. Yes, and one of them, there's
two Mama cats that my daughter had that didn't get them fixed.
They got knocked up at the same time and a cat gang bang out
there in my backyard cat. Girls are sluts, man.
And so the one had seven kittens, and the other one had
six kittens. Well, the second one has

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abandoned all of her kittens buttwo.
Where is she? She just like, took off.
No, she's there nursing those she's not.
Well, luckily the other 1C is her name.
She took on the one that the other one rejected.
She's nursing 13 She. Didn't have enough titties for
all those. There's not enough titties.
There's not enough titties. That's what she said, which ties
in with our episode today. But I just want to finish that.

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Wait, so I said to her name is Alice.
I said to Alice. I said, hey, I said.
I said. I am so upset.
She said what the matter? I said I have 14 kittens in my
house. She's Oh my God, what you going
to do? That's a that's a lot.
I said I know I don't know what to do with them.
She's aren't you going to eat them?

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And I said what? She did not.
I said what? And she goes, there's a lot of
them, aren't you going to eat them?
I said, are you just messing with me?
I know the stereotype and stuff.I.
Mean. I thought I said if she was
pulling a joke on me, she. Didn't want.
Did she laugh? No, OK, I thought, Oh my God,

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what do I say? What do I say?
Jess, I will tell you they eat cats for sure like they eat
cats. Well here's I said I'm not going
to eat my kittens and she goes kittens.
I thought you said chickens. Oh, chickens.
I said chickens. I said kittens.
That's hilarious. Busted out laughing.
Oh my gosh, you should have said, oh, there's not enough
meat on those kittens, she thought.

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Too much hair. Chickens.
Okay. I don't eat all that fur in my
mouth. Oh my God, that's hilarious.
We laughed. I bet.
Oh my gosh, we just laughed at that.
I thought I wanted to say, are you?
What if you did? Like, what if you did?
She had probably been so offended.
I don't I wouldn't know what, but maybe not.
I was really didn't know what todo I'm I'm not many times I'm at

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a loss. Huh.
Yeah, not many times are you at a loss for words, so that's
funny. By the way, listeners, you're
listening to Cut and Loose Chronicles podcast and I am your
host. Jess along with me is my
beautiful Co host. Ashley Robbins here.
In today's episode, we're going to get a little taboo.
I'm excited about this. It's.

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Going to be great. Me too, because when I was
telling Dana about this, my boyfriend, I, he goes, you're
going to talk about that? I said yes and it so it is
called crazy salon services thatmake your mouth drop.

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Drop. And Dana says you're going to
talk about that. I said yes.
I said there is a huge market for these services, why
shouldn't? We there is.
There actually is. Our podcast has to do with the
industry, sure, so why not? And current events, this is what
people do now, so. So we are going to start out the
first crazy salon service with frosting.

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It's called vaginal frosting. Sounds good Vaginal frosting,
vaginal frosting. So I have to say I've never
heard of I've never heard of vaginal frosting.
So I would like you to. Well, so it was very kind of
vague as I'm digging, digging. And so it's it's basically
bleaching the vagina. OK, bleaching frosting like they
would in the 70s for your hair. So it's.

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That's what I think. It's cube frosting.
That's probably what it is. I call it pubic topiaries.
Pubic like topiaries? Oh yeah, like making like a a
design. Yeah, why not like a four leaf
Clover? In fact, I pubic topiaries and
you and I should do it. We should do that.
What if we got a book for every that people could just pick an
arrow or a tree for Christmas? We could color it green.

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We'll have to have like those nail colors on all that, yes, So
we can pick Yep. Or the tattoo books.
We'll have to have our pictures.We have to make sure we are able
to sculpt and we have to make sure the Bush is big enough for
like certain things. To grow it out a little bit, you
know? You can't sculpt like a an
elephant out of like my Bush with the three hairs, but you

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could sculpt one out of maybe Diana Ross's right.
Yeah. Because you would think that
would be a thick. Bush I think that is a thing, by
the way. Like I really do think that's a
thing. And I know that's a thing.
That's a real thing. You're a Bush, Ashley.
I could probably get maybe a maybe a giraffe out of it.
Maybe. That's my favorite animal, so if
you could, I would be super excited.
How would we do the long neck I'm.
Not sure. Where does it?
Does it go on the top? I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know.
We'll have to figure this out. Things that make you go How
about a Unicorn, a Unicorn, Unicorn.
And then we'd have to color it. Yeah, Oh, that could be fun.
So frosting. Vaginal frosting.
Yeah, so there. That's that.
And. OK, so I have mine now and I'm
just going to stay with the vagina theme here.

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Vaginals. Me too.
Vag, vaginal vagina. It's horrible, isn't it?
It's awful. It's not a good.
Word. It's not.
It's not a nice word to all. You could take it into a lot of
different things, you know. Yeah, so and also, but penis
isn't any better. It's not.
They're both terrible words, actually.
It's like one of those words, like, you know, when little
kids, they pick up on cuss words, you're like, how do they
know? They could just know by the way

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the tone. Is right because the way you say
it. That's how vagina.
Vagina. I think it is.
That's why they picked that up. Yeah.
So my crazy salon service is vaginal steaming.
Yeah. So if you look this up, it is
like, it's a funny little apparatus.
It's like a pot that you squat over.

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So it's like a seat that you cansit in, but then there's like a
pot that goes underneath it and they fill it with warm water
and, like, it's like a yeah, butyou don't put it, like, in
there. It's the steam that's supposed
to like rejuvenate your vagina, but I don't know.
I mean, so they put a bunch of different essential oils and
whatnot. And essential oils.
Yeah. And then you got you.
Linger over it I guess for like 20-30 minutes.

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Do you get to pick like what essential oils you want?
Like they have a menu for. It like if you come, you come in
and you're you're stressed. Out.
Yeah, You have a relaxing lavender vag.
Or like you want to be focused and alert they give you some
lemongrass or something, I don'tknow.
If you're angry and stressed out, what kind of oil would you
use? I don't know.
I don't know, Tiger Bomb, I don't know.

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Cinnamon oil. They did say that some people
have had like burns from the steam being too hot so or they
were too. Close to it.
So I mean, McDonald's coffee, yeah, Yeah.
So. That was the original vagine.
She put it right in her crotch so she was on to something.
I guess this is a real. Service.
I'm actually interested in the vaginal steaming.
I mean, why am I getting turned on?
I bet it's. I bet it's to.

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I bet it feels good. I bet it's to get promote
libido. I bet you what I mean blood
circulation. So what for that part like I get
it, but people were trying to say like it actually rejuvenates
the vagina, which come on, that's a surgery and we know
about this because we've looked up this extensively before about
vaginal rejuvenation. I I think that it might be
something fun to do, but I don'tsee like and why you would have
to do it. Do you know what I mean?

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Like vaginal rejuvenation, of course, we can't do that in
salons, but we're getting off the beaten path, which it ties
in. So of course that is for
surgeons to do. But how do you feel about
vaginal rejuvenation? You know what's?
Funny about this, I'm going to reference my mom here only
because she has been on this kick about her vagina.
Just you'll see, my mom said that you'll see that gravity

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doesn't just affect men, it alsoeffects women.
So she is like a no nonsense woman.
She doesn't believe in like a lot of elective surgery or
whatever and she said that she would look into it.
So that's saying a lot to me. Well, so your mom's had three
children, Yes. Were you?
Were the you and your two sisters large babies?
None of us were large babies, but we were all born very close

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together. You know, me and my sisters on
the middle and we're all under three years apart.
Me and Heather are 13 months apart, me and Rick are 15 months
apart. So she had babies like
back-to-back. And I know your mom had big
babies, yes, but she was young. So I think that it's just, you
know, that skin stretched and then now she's, you know.
So your lips can sag. Yeah, they and then there's your
vagina lips and then there's theinside open and those can sag as

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well. And that probably just looks a
hot mess. And it's usually women who have
multiple babies and large babies.
I could see that. So, you know, I don't know if
you all if anyone ever gets bored, but look up Yeah after
pictures on vaginal rejuvenates.Google image that.
Extraordinarily interesting. I mean, but the before pictures
are like the flying nun. Like curtains.

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Yeah. Like a flying nun just got like
that hat. Sally Fields for the flying nun.
That's what the vaginal lips look like.
And then the afterwords is just perfect, Just right in place.
Tightened. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but. Like a Venus flytrap before like
feed. Me.
Now. Like, yeah, like the Little Shop

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of Horrors, that's what it's kind of like.
If you guys have the Little Shopof Horrors plant down there,
then you're going to want to go look into vaginal rejuvenation.
But golly, yeah. So it's called vaginal?
Steaming, yeah, yeah. So I could say that maybe like
if you're going to get a Brazilian or something, maybe
the steam helps to like open up,open up pores or whatnot.

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So maybe. Did you say that what open up to
get a oh, a Brazilian? Yeah, if you want to get a
Brazilian, I think that might help maybe.
Brazilian. But Brazilian blowouts.
My gosh. Hair talk, you can do it too.
Brazilian waxing has been aroundfor a really long time.
Yes, it has. And of course, if anybody
doesn't know what that is, that is where everything downstairs
is waxed. You're vagina your, your

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schincter, that whole area, anything on the legs, you know.
Into that like doggy position. Yes.
Have you ever had one? No either.
No, I've never had one, Haley. I like to send Dana into the
jungle. Just kidding.
With a machete. I'm just.
I'm just a very. You're not a hairy person, no.
And I didn't even know that women can get hair.

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I didn't know that. Actually, I didn't know that
either because I don't have, sorry, I don't have a hairy
butt, but I don't either. But maybe, you know, listen,
where it came from is Brazil, soand they wear the skimpy bathing
suits and I'm sure, and look at their hair on their head.
I'm sure they're hairy people. So I mean, that makes sense for
them. It really does.
And then of course, the Brazilians are the ones that
started the what I said on an accident.
The Brazilian blowouts, yeah, they created that for them.

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But of course. It took off like, yeah, yeah.
So. In fact I did 1 today so.
They're trendsetters, you know. I'm gonna there's so this is a
big this is a doozy. This next service is a lot of
people are talking about it because they laugh at it and
they turn their nose up to it. I personally don't know exactly
how I feel about it, but it is perineum bleaching.

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I said that right? I think you did.
Or AKA anal bleaching. Anal bleaching and everyone says
why do you do that? Well it is.
What happens is is that the skinaround your anus turns brown and
you lose pigmentation. Why?
Why would why does that happen? Just just with age?
Age just like your vagina, I guess can turn, it can get
hyperpigmented. Your nipples, your elbows, Yeah,

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that's true. And your knees.
Your knees and your armpits. Yes, those are my my knees
actually put stuff on her armpits like a salicylic acid to
lighten in the armpits. So I know that that's the thing.
So it's, it's called, it's wherehyperpigmentation, everyone
says, well, why would you do that?
That is so well, what, what is it?
There's a huge market for it anda lot of it is is the adult

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entertainment. Industry, I would say, like even
now only fans or whatever my only.
Fans have made. It I think it has made a big
right. Exactly, only fans have getting
a big boom because. Yeah, I think that.
So you kind of have probably studied more this more than I
have. But from what I've read, it
doesn't just happen in one time.It's a gradual process.

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Yes, you want to do it there. So I was looking into it.
There's this new, this doctor, he's out of Delray, Florida.
He's Doctor Thomas Belshi and he's got this called Intelite.
It's called Intelite and it's a cream and he says you put it on
twice a day for two weeks time. Now it depends on how much
you're trying to lighten. Lighten.

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It could be two weeks as fast astwo weeks.
It could be two months. So let me ask you this.
You put it on, you don't rinse it off, you just put it.
On I'm not sure, but you can look him up on YouTube and it is
I've I did I want to I'll put the link in on this episode, but
it's Doctor Thomas Balshi. And is he a butt doctor?

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He is a dermatologist. He's an he's a dermatologist and
I love this video. Hi, I'm board certified
dermatologist Doctor Tom Balshi and today I'm going to talk to
you about some of the frequentlyasked questions about Intelite
and anal bleaching. Anal bleaching is both used for
men and women basically for the same purpose, but both men and

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women are affected by hyperpigmentation, so it will
work well for both. Anal bleaching is basically St.
terminology. That means lightening the skin
in the genital area, not necessarily just the anal area,
but it could be for in a male the penile area, or in a woman

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the vaginal area. It could include nipples or even
armpits, any area where they're sensitive skin.
The way it works in the ingredients of the cream are
chemicals that inhibit the production of pigment.
So it takes multiple applications twice a day and you
have to use it for a few weeks. But the skin will produce less

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pigment and therefore start to lighten to match the natural
color of the rest of the skin onthe body.
In order to see results from into light, it generally takes
three to six weeks for maximum results, but it can improve even
beyond that. If the cream is used twice a day
as recommended. Results in skin lightening can

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be seen in as little as two week.
For optimal results though, the cream should be used for up to
two months. Every patient is different.
Because of the differences in pigment and depth of color, each
individual will have a differentresult in a different time
frame. So within the first, say 2 weeks
to one month, everyone should expect a one to two shade

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difference. Again, with continued use,
additional shades of lightning will occur.
The beauty of Into Light is thatthere's no burning, there's no
irritation and no pain. So that's a big difference
between older products or more aggressive products where
irritation can actually add to pigment.
So it's very safe and very effective.
INT ilight.com into light.com soyou can look it up.

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It is a Scott, it is FDA approved, used over six years
and sold online and it is how did he word it it go it's as
strong as the FDA will approve. OK, we'll we'll laugh.
See, I have a lot of questions about that.
I have to look it up because I worry like, OK, so it's a
lightener of a sort, right? It's a π maybe peroxide based or
something. Doesn't damage like the skin.

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It says there's no burning, no irritation.
Feel like stingy. It's not supposed to.
Which others can. Yeah.
So others can cause all that. So you can have burning
irritation. I was watching a lot of videos
on there and a lot of you. Could get an infection that's.
An infection, it doesn't have any infection, but it's not just
for the adult entertainment industry, but it's also for the

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gay community. A lot of it like gay community.
You know, well, if you think about it like that would be like
the female equivalent of like vaginal rejuvenation, right?
I mean, absolutely. So, you know, I mean whatever I
mean. And also supposed to bump
yourself esteem and be more comfortable.
With your part OK, just because like and.
Like you, everybody. Not even.
If you're walking down the street, you have your clothes
on, but you know that your your butt hole is like.

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I'm sure you don't have as bad as swamp ass If you don't have
I'm so you have is like it's a hot day.
We're in Florida summer, you know, I wonder.
If that helps. You've been, you've been
gardening and you go inside and you, you're in the mood and you
flirt with your, your significant other.
Does your butt smell as bad if it's been bleached?

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Did you ask about that swamp? The swamp Swamp has been
disinfected, right? Hey.
These are all great questions. Things that make you go yeah, so
you're supposed to. It also is supposed to improve
your libido. OK.
It makes sense if you're if you're if self esteem is good.
Well, I, I feel comfortable anytime you're, you're sexy,

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right? Anytime that you're doing
something for your self esteem, you're going to feel you're
going to project that, right? Whether it's seen or unseen, you
know it. So you're going to have this, I
think, more confidence. Right, right.
So 22 twice a day for two weeks,the skin will produce less
pigment the more pigment you produce.
That's why it gets brown. The more pigment you pigment you
produce, the browner it gets. You know, so, and everyone's

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different. So it's, you know, you just have
to go in there and you just haveto do it and see how it happens
like ash do do you? What color is yours?
What level would you put your your hind in at?
I'd have to. I'd have to call David.
I don't make a habit of looking at my butt hole, but my skin
doesn't really like I know my armpits like they don't really
change color. Mine are the same color, so I
don't think I have a big problemthere.

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But listen, I'm open. I would be open to doing that,
especially if you can do it yourself.
You know, I don't know about howI would feel about going into an
office. I'm interested in the vaginal
state. Well, they're doctors, They
don't, they don't really judge you.
And it's. Like, but I mean like do you
just have to wait with like your?
Yeah, well, I guess you know, Brazilian.
You get the Brazilian waxing, you're in fetal position, you
got your butt. There.
So listen, while we're talking about this, I want to, I want to
bring something up to you because it's the real thing and

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I almost considered doing it. And let me tell you a quick it's
safe on the on the into light, it's safe.
You could do it yourself with noside effects.
So into light, that's what Ash and I are recommending, OK.
OK, so listen to this. Actually originally saw this for
Valentine's Day. It was a commercial that came
across my feed. I don't know if it was on

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Facebook. I think it was just, I was
surfing the Internet and it cameacross my feed a few years ago.
And This is why, like I, I, I think that you can still do
this. You can make a chocolate mold of
your butt hole and give it to your significant other.
Why? Why?

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I guess everyone's butt hole is a different shape, like your
fingerprint. So it's like personalized
chocolate. So you have to like, get down
there, have somebody like funnelthis chocolate around your butt
and it's like a mold of plastic.And then you pop the plastic off
and it's a chocolate kiss, but it's shaped like your bum.

(24:18):
Well, was that? Is your partner supposed to
recognize that as? I don't know and are they
supposed to eat it if it's chocolate but it's but it's.
On your butt. But how do they know that it's
your butt hole? Well, how do they not know that
you didn't just get it like an adult I.
Mean, I guess, I guess if you didn't want to do it, you could.
But like that was the whole point was like to give somebody
a personalized gift for Valentine's Day.

(24:39):
You can look it up. It looks pretty.
It's pretty hilarious, actually.Do you have to have help making
the moles? I would.
Imagine that you do. How do you pour chocolate on
your butt hole? Well, you're going to need your
friend Ash, and I accept that would be fun.
Oh my God, that would be fun. Would it be?
Why? Oh my God, that's so gross.
Why would I say it's fine? That's weird.
Weird. Well, we've all sprayed tanned
naked here so. We have.

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When you're calling to make yourappointment, what the heck do
you say? Right judgment, free zone.
Judgment Free zone. That's right.
So there's also a bunch of different facials that you can
get I. Was shocked about this too.
Hit me. All right, OK, so I have I have
a few, but the one that kind of stood out the most was it's a
Thai facial and it's called a slap facial.

(26:18):
And I guess you start by gently,like smacking the face.
I. Understand and then you're.
Getting blood up. That's what they say, like blood
circulation, right? But then they start like really
stocking it to you, like slapping your face, like hard
back and forth, back and forth, and they slap you all over your
face. That's the facial.
They don't massage. They don't put anything on it.
They just slap the crap out of you.

(26:40):
Is there not a better way? Listen, that's a great gift for
someone that like you want to dolike a backhanded compliment,
like, hey, I got you this facial, you're going to love it.
And they go in, they don't know what to expect.
They lay there. So again, the shit beat out of
them. They start getting slapped all
over the place. Can't you?
Can't you just sit on like a really big vibrating chair and
start slow and then you start? Like they do like cupping and

(27:01):
stuff, stuff are like, you know,microcurrent for your, for your
blood vessels. They don't have to slap you.
Exactly. That's a bit my tiny hands.
Isn't just isn't just like the pedicures that you get where the
goldfisher in the. Pedicure bowls, I don't get
that. I've never got it.
I think that's gross. For shock factor, it's got to be
because how much can a goldfish really eat off of your foot?
I know that one of those sloppy razors can't get that, no?

(27:24):
And why did they take away the shaver?
The cheese. Grater.
Why the cheese grater is there? They're using that cheese grater
which gets it good but. Oh, you mean the shavey thing?
The razor? I have one of those at home, you
know. Well, you know what?
Hold on to it, because they don't sell them anymore.
Really, you're lucky to find. Really, you're better off to
find what you can't get one at Walmart.
You're lucky to find it at like a place like Marshall's or a

(27:47):
place where they get things. Like, oh, right.
Because mine's like AI. Don't you probably know, like
what I'm talking about? But it's like a corn remover.
Yeah. And it has like a.
Blade that you stick favorite yes, that's.
I have. I have they.
Don't have those? You cannot buy them.
I have created a massacre on my foot before doing that.
Yes, I have two but Dang it I know but.
Gets it off like it gets it right off.
Hair stylist. We work on our feet every day.

(28:08):
We have we have pterodactyl feet.
Pterodactyls, they're bad. Ash and I have bunions that
could they need their own zip code.
They sure do. Ash and I, Oh my gosh, that's
another salon story. When we were traveling, doing
hair extensions and we were on our feet and heels, we had to
wear. We were out in LA.
We had to wear. 3 inch mine weremine were so tall I think they
were like 5 inch heels. They made us wear that.

(28:29):
So. So we looked the part.
By the time we were done at the hair show that we were talking,
we had no voices left. By the time we got back to our
hotel, we were like, I'll rub your feet if you rub mine.
Purple feet. Yeah, I just remember, was it
Kim or you that grabbed my foot?Or Kim, Kim, she, she got your
feet and then she, she saw mine on the stage.

(28:50):
She's like, take the shoes off. She was.
It was just amazing. It was amazing My my hat goes
off to her because not just anyone would grab your nasty
feet should have been. Shoved in a shoe for 12 hours,
Yeah. And you let him out.
It's like and. She's like, let me get that
foot. But it was so wonderful.
It was. So do you have any facial facial

(29:12):
ones for me? About vampire facial, OK, so on
the vampire facial, you take your own blood, right?
They extract your own blood and they inject it into your face,
right? Yes, this is a big thing in the
celebrity world. Do they like, stir it up and
shake it up? Yes, I believe that they put it
in a centrifuge and, you know, spin it out.
So I'm not sure if it's plasma or if it's some kind of enriched

(29:33):
blood. That's your own blood that
they've been put back in. I know the Kardashians made that
pretty famous, like that's they're known for their vampire
facials. You know, let's go back to the
the anal bleaching because there's a few things I want to
say. And it's defense and it's
behalf. OK?
So lot is judged. It's judged terribly.
It's like, who would do that? Oh my goodness.
But you know, it's supposed to be a form of vitamin D and

(29:57):
vitamin C. OK, Actually, no, I'm sorry.
OK, So, OK, there's this new thing called sunning it.
So it's perineum sunning. And I went on the Brad Garrett
Effect podcast, which and he just recently released a
monologue that he's laughing andmaking fun of the perineum

(30:18):
sunning. It is hilarious.
If anybody wants to listen to something hilarious, go to the
Brad Garrett Effect on Spotify and listen to it's called
perineum sunning. But people are go out into the
sun and they they lean over and they spread their cheeks apart,
no. They let the sun, they let
vitamin like D get on their butthole.

(30:39):
They that it's a it's a new movement.
I don't mean a name a a bowel movement.
What is it? What is it supposed to do?
Well, it's supposed to increase your libido.
It's increase yourself esteem, all that stuff, all that Jazz
are saying. Oh my gosh.
Could you just see a place whereeveryone's like face down as?
Funny and it's but isn't there better ways to get sources of
vitamin D? And there's nothing to back that

(31:01):
that is scientifically proven that that works.
So really I think it's mental. It's.
If you feel it's working then it's then it's.
It's the placebo effect, right? Yeah.
Yeah. But I mean, how long in this,
like we live in Florida, how long do you let that thing be?
What? If you got your butt hole,
sunburn. Do we put sunblock on?
It like. Well, that's what do you put
self do you do you put like a the copper tone on it?

(31:25):
So that's wrong. And then if you're bleaching it,
why are you trying to tan it? Yeah, it's counterproductive.
I don't know. But it's counter, Yeah, so so on
that note, but the the anal bleach sheet, I can see how say
maybe dancers exotic. Dancers, I mean, there's a

(31:46):
market for it for sure. And if anyone wants to down it.
Would you rather have a nice pink hiney hole in your face if
you're a man or a woman? Or would you rather have a brown
one that looks like it might nothave had some attention?
Yeah, You know, I just feel likeif it's something that you want
to do, why not do it? I don't.
And I can also see it being in the gay community.

(32:08):
And I can also see being someonewho's not in the gay community
and they just want to feel freshand look good.
Yeah, I don't see. I'm actually I'm going to give
at the end of this, we're going to give these services either a
thumbs. Up.
Let's do that. OK, let's see that.
I think everyone knows where I'mgoing with the old anal.
Yeah, we get it too. Sure, everybody.
You're on that train. So if I just just the vampire
facial and I have to admit I lack in the facial the facial

(32:36):
part. You don't get so you don't get
facials. I've had a couple and I've
enjoyed them, but I'm not as many as I should, yeah.
I think that that's one thing that a lot of women start to
overlook, right? Is the microdermy is great?
And all that, I feel like it's it's something that we will jump
to and that I'm speaking from personal experience.
I would rather jump to like an injectable, right, or a filler

(32:56):
with a needle then just kind of sometimes just take care of our
skin. I love getting facials.
They're like my favorite. And I haven't had that many
either, but I did have a chance to get the Hydra facial and that
was amazing. I love that.
And just the overall experience after you get a really good
facial, like you just feel so your skin feels so good and you
don't need makeup on. You just feel really refreshed
and like fresh. So yeah, I think that all women

(33:16):
should do that. We tend to like, downplay it,
like, oh, I don't need to have that done.
It's an extra luxury, you know, like your nails or maybe like
getting eyelashes. It actually is.
It is, but I feel like women should make, should, if you can,
you should make a, you know, amends for that and make some
time out for yourself because itreally is good for you to do
that. They do sell things that you can
get yourself, like those little rollers.
Yeah, the jade roller feels so good.

(33:37):
You could do that. There's lots of cream.
Right. There's all the self-care things
that you can do that aren't justlike going to get a facial.
So I think that's great as. Far as wanting to like hit your
nipples, hit your elbows, hit your your armpits, hit your bum
or you're vajayjay, you could doit yourself.
So you can order all these things but do your research with

(33:58):
the reviews and if it's a littlebit vain.
So vanity puts food on it, I mean.
Our job is kind of centered around vanity.
I don't if I just, you know, I we knew when we do, we're going
to do this episode that it was going to be a little different
than what we normally do. But like I said, everyone keep

(34:20):
in mind there is a market. For all of these things.
So it's our duty to report it. That's right.
What else do you have on your list?
So I have AP facial. Like a letter P or a urine Pi
urine Pi urine. Say that.
OK, hit me. All right.
So I don't know if you're supposed to be on a certain
diet, maybe don't eat asparagus when you're going to do this pee

(34:42):
facial. I don't know.
It didn't say, but I mean, God, gross, right?
So you just take, they didn't say like you spin it.
You don't. You just take pee and they put
it on their face. You take pee, that is.
Your own. You're running.
Do you bring it with you or do you do it right?
OK, so this is like AI guess youtake it with you when you go and
they're recommending this for like home, like a home facial,

(35:05):
which I don't understand becauseI'm just trying to look at this
from like a scientific perspective.
P is waste. It's a waste product, right?
It's been filtered by your kidneys, but it's it's a waste
product. So I don't know why you want to
put that on your face, but people that do it swear by it.
You know urine is supposed to besterile.
That's what they say, right? I don't like the smell.
You're in a sterile, but what isthe benefit of doing a facial

(35:27):
with urine? Urine, I don't know.
They said I was really good to tighten the pores.
I'm like, oh, I will pass on that one.
So are certain creams that don'tsmell like.
Yeah, pee. Yeah, or like you said,
asparagus or AI mean bad hungover.
Now how? Do you even apply it?
It's liquid. Do you spray it on your?

(35:48):
Face. You know, but dip it in a can.
You imagine having your appointment and then you you
got, you went out for a Bachelorette party the night
before and you're all dehydratedand you come in and say you
bring a dark yellow. Color of sweet tea Here's my.
Pee put it in my face, make me look good.
Yuck gross. You know, do you think that so

(36:09):
there is this new also they're talking about men and it's
usually in other countries, but they're suggesting that men,
it's better for them to sit. Better better physically or like
what is just just a better practice to do it?
They say that it helps the stream.
Oh really? The bladder.
Also, like for the prostate or something?

(36:30):
Well, I'll tell you this. When I went to the Natural
doctor this past week, a lot of the patients there drink
methylene blue. And if you're not familiar with
methylene blue, you can look it up.
It's very powerful. It's a blue textile dye, but it
has been shown to repair mitochondria, help with focus,
help with ADD. So a lot of people that are
doing natural therapies will take methylene blue.

(36:50):
I take methylene blue. Where do you get methylene blue?
You can. Order it on the Internet.
It's everywhere now. It makes your pee blue.
It makes your pee blue. So when I went to the natural
doctor, there was a sign in the restroom 'cause it was a unisex
restroom, you know, like one at a time.
It said please, men sit while peeing because if they're
standing, I guess the blue, it goes everywhere against.

(37:11):
Yeah, So they ask people. Yeah, just like if you take one
of those bladder infection. Right.
And the Azo. Yeah, Azo and you see everywhere
piss and Tang. Yeah, so it's like that.
I guess it would be like blue. And that kinda makes you think
about it, right? Like if you can see the blue
splatters, isn't that what urineis doing but you just can't see
it? Definitely.
So my dad has sat and peed forever for years so.

(37:34):
I I had an ex-husband sit and pee but I always thought it was
because his Wiener was small. I might not cut that out.
He would hold it in like kind oflike a.
Little finger down. There this is, you know, men
sitting. Here's what I want to know.
A man standing up, I can understand how his his urine can
splatter and spray, but men sitting down but say that's not

(37:56):
even what they're saying here. If it helps the stream and helps
the bladder, how what what are they basing that on?
If it's, is it the? Position that you're, you know
that your bladder would be when you're sitting because I don't
see how that's different than standing.
I would feel like if you're standing it's it would be
better. So I don't really know.
How could it has standing versussitting help the stream?

(38:17):
The stream is the stream right? Can help.
Is a toilet bowl not getting attacked and splat and sprayed?
What is the name of that? That's that's oh, it's a squatty
potty. You've heard of that squatty
potty. So that's for poop.
But I mean, we they saw all kindof weird stuff that that's
supposed to help it, you know, your digestive tract it I guess
when your legs are in that squatposition supposed to help you

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But you know who sucks at pooping?
You do. That's because when you sit on a
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(38:59):
the Ben and Jerry's from slidingout smoothly.
Is that a problem? I don't know.
A hemorrhoids a problem because sitting at this angle can cause
hemorrhoids, bloating, Constipation, and a butt load of
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Potty today at squattypotty.com.And the bladder, if you're
standing up versus sitting down,maybe, maybe when you're
standing up you have to press onthe bladder a little bit more.
Regardless. Regardless, I mean.
Sit or stand, I don't care, justget it in the toilet.
So a pee facial? I want to look more into that.
Any more of the facials? There was a fire facial which I

(40:45):
found really interesting. Yeah, this is Chinese.
So they take an alcohol like soaked towel.
So it's just alcohol and they put it on your face and light it
on fire and the it's supposed tothe flames are extinguished
before you catch on fire. And the Chinese say it's a

(41:06):
magical alcohol for anti aging. It burns your face.
They're supposed to put it out Iguess before, but what what
would be the point? You know what I mean?
Like you've got this alcohol towel on your face, they catch
it on fire and then they just put it out.
Alcohol opens pores, right I. Don't know, I don't think
alcohol is very good for your skin.
Well, you know, cold closes pores, was it not?

(41:28):
It's. I mean, alcohol isn't
astringent, right? But it's very drying.
Also it's very harsh, but it's very flammable.
So maybe they just light it likea flambe, like a Baked Alaska.
They just and then maybe it's for effect.
I love your metaphors. So what we need to do is get a
good dermatologist to come on the show be.
So great. Answer a lot of our questions
of. Yes.

(41:50):
Our questions of and so he shed some light give some advice on
what they think. I I really like this Thomas
Belshi. I'm going to go up to this
doctor, Thomas Belshi. Tell me where he is again.
He's in Delray, Florida and I'm going to e-mail him after our
show, but I'm also going to put the link in on how you can get a
hold of him. But Delray, I really like

(42:12):
something about him. He snagged me.
Gotcha, huh? So how about colonics?
OK, so this is a very interesting thing.
Never really knew a lot about colonics until I started doing a
lot of natural therapy and I fast a lot.
And when you fast they a lot of a lot of practitioners will
encourage you to go to a a place, a facility that does

(42:35):
colonics. I don't know, I guess it's
supposed to help remove any kindof like built.
Up. Have you had the colonics done
yet? No, but I'll tell you this, I
did have my first colonoscopy last year and I was really
revved up about it. I was super anxious about it and
it was actually like one of the first of all, one of the easiest
things I've ever done. And the prep, everyone bitches
about the prep, you know, like how bad it is.

(42:56):
I did something called Clenpic, which is like an easy prep.
It's one bottle, super easy. And like I'm telling you, I felt
like so you can I felt light after I.
Was when you go to get a colonoscopy you don't have to
take what they give, you can go get your own.
Stuff. So they do offer Clinton pick,
it's just that it's usually moreexpensive.
Your insurance will cover like the original stuff, and then you
have to maybe pay a little more for the Clinton pick.

(43:17):
But it's totally worth it does. It taste better.
Yes, it's supposed to be way better.
I've never had the other one, soI can't I can't compare.
But it's just a little tiny bottle and you just down it and
I mean. The most biggest complaint that
everyone has is they cannot stand a drink.
The stuff, it wasn't that. Bad.
So yeah, no, it wasn't that bad.OK.
And you it's called how you, howdo you.
It's clenpic. It's CLENPIKI.

(43:39):
Think Clenpic. All right, Yeah.
Clenpic. So I mean, I don't know if you
could do that like periodically,like just to cleanse your body.
I don't know if that's good. Colon cleanses are definitely.
I recommend colon cleanses and GNC makes a good colon cleanse.
It's their brand that is a good thing for your colon.
So I would think so. And colonics I'm all on board

(44:01):
about. That never feel about coffee
enemas. I've so the coffee enemas has
just come across so I have we were just talking about that
maybe a week ago. Oh, you were OK Because I think
Janet Jackson, like, made that popular.
Like, there was a time when, like, she was like, a big
advocate for it. And they made a funny commercial
with her. And they said the best part of
folders, best part of waking up is folders in your butt.

(44:28):
I got to know though what, why and who thought of it.
I don't know. Is the caffeine like?
Well, it gives you a caffeine. It will give you a buzz.
I'm thinking about coffee beans and just just put in dark.
No, like it's actually hot coffee like, but I so I found
this on Reddit. I don't know if you ever go on
Reddit. I oat milk.

(44:51):
Don't know how I found this Reddit thread but it was talking
about enemas and coffee enemas and then it went like dark.
It went like down this hole thatI was like, I didn't even know
this existed. They were talking about girls,
women, college age, whatever. Soaking tampons in liquor and
then putting it up up the butts because I guess it's doesn't.
You don't get the calories. You can get super drunk because

(45:13):
of the nerve. Endurance to school.
Yes, so that's what they were doing.
And some girls had like, overdosed.
Wear them to work. Not that I tried.
Could you imagine? I don't recommend.
No, do not. I didn't really do that, but
yeah, that has that crazy. That is crazy.
Back to the colonics. A lot of the celebrities do that

(45:34):
to prepare for the red red. Carpet.
I can see why. Yeah.
You feel really like you lose 6 to 10 lbs.
Yeah. And you just feel good.
Like it just gets everything outof there.
So I mean, I recommend that. Do you know with colon cleanses
when you do that you can pass worms?
Oh yeah, Like, you know, I have a friend, Andy, and she's she's
big in the healthcare field and she worked as a healthcare
person for a long time. And she recommends this one

(45:55):
doctor Natura colon cleanse and liver cleanse.
And it's like a 30 day, a 60 dayor 90 day program.
And she's big into like people having parasites in their body
big time. If you eat pork, she said, you
have parasites in your body because they are known to have
worms. You know, pigs.
And people who garden. People who?
You know, the hookworm and the pinworms?
Yeah. And then of course, you said the

(46:17):
meat, right, and also the pesticides and.
All, everything that we eat, yeah, we don't know.
Could be in vegetables. It could be in there's worms and
strawberries sometimes. Yeah, yeah, so, so all those
things. So the colonics might be a
little overboard, but if you're wanting to lose, like, hey, 5 to
10 pounds, 10 lbs is a little dramatic, but colonics?

(46:38):
Go for it. And if anytime you can clean out
your intestine. Yeah, I think that's a good
thing. Well, I also have have you heard
of which I was watching the video.
It looks so painful and you knowwhat wimps men can be but beard
plucking? No, but listen, I know what kind
of beard David has, and I mean Dana, he's quite a beard.
I couldn't imagine tweezering that.

(46:59):
Those hairs are thick, so they've got a close up on the
video on YouTube, it looks like there's barely a hair sticking
out of the skin, but when they pull it, there's about 1/2 an
inch comes out behind it. And sometimes there's beard
hairs without pigment in them and they're clear and they're
just. Pulling them out has clear ones.
I know he does. Isn't that weird like several
out of 1 poor like several hairsout of one that's called don't

(47:24):
quote me on this. It's like multi pillier Gemini.
So you ever get cut anyone man'shair at the back of their head?
Their pores are really big and there's a bunch of hairs coming
out of them. Yeah, that's what it's called.
They have multiple hairs that will come out of a pore and it
actually stretches the pore out and makes their skin look really
weird on the back of their head.Always.
So did you watch the Met Gala Awards?

(47:45):
No, and I usually will look it up just so that I can see like
what people are wearing. So you've watched it?
I didn't watch it. I see all the the videos and
it's the Met Gala Awards is about the Metropolitan Museum or
Art Museum. Of art I just don't get.
I just don't get. It in costume.
Remember when Kanye and Kim all black like everything?
So I was. But the person that stood out

(48:07):
the most was Pamela Anderson. Really, she was there.
Yes, she was there and she's doing the whole thing of no
makeup. Yeah, I know she like went
totally makeup free. And she had, and I'm gonna give
her my hat. Goes off to her.
Great. But the bangs, the hairdo she
had was absolutely. Cause I've always like, she
always had like pretty natural blonde, you know, like.
Hair, you got to see the hairdo and I hope I don't get any

(48:29):
haters out of this, but I also did not like the dress.
Well, it seems like to me everyone wears something weird.
Everybody. The men wear weird stuff, the
girls wear weird stuff. That the Met Gala, you're
supposed. To wear because it's artsy.
It's artsy, right? Avant-garde.
They take it a little. She looked like remember the the
birthday cake with the Barbie doll?
Yeah. And it you, but it was the
Barbie doll in the middle. You did The birthday cake was

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around. Yeah, I made one of those for
dinner. She looked like that really.
But only she was wearing shortsky crystals all over her
gown. So.
But she looked like the Barbie doll stuck in the cake dress.
Just. I know that's not very nice.
Whatever, it's OK. We can't always be nice,
everyone. No.
So I hope you enjoyed this. Wait, so then we're we've got
your so we're going to weigh on the natural movement.

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Yeah, and I can do my commercial.
Well, so there. So there we have it.
We have the very raunchy, if youwill.
Sure, but. So let me just ask you, so we
recommend a couple of these, right?
You recommend the Bleaching or Lightning?
Let me ask you this, Ash, we're going to Ash and I are going to
do a thumbs up and thumbs down if we're for some of these.

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Yeah. OK, so let's start with the
beginning, which is the. The badge steaming.
The badge. Steaming.
I'm for it. I think I'm for it.
I give it a thumbs up as well. I'm very interested in the
badge. Steaming.
I think that's OK. I just like the whole idea of
justice refresh. Yeah, maybe it feels good.
Maybe a free a free feel a womanly feel, you know, and I

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could see how it can get make you feel horny like when you
were telling me about it. Right.
Like, oh, I was kind of yeah. I got horny.
How about the anal bleaching? Are you for it?
I know you are. I am, I don't.
Know, I don't know that I'm for it or not.
I'm not I'm not against it. I'm kind of neutral about it.
I'm curious about it. Like I think I might try it or
whatever, but like I don't see the need and I would want to

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make sure that it was super safebefore I did something like that
just because of the area that you're talking about.
But I don't see anything wrong with it, so why not?
I'd give it a thumbs up, OK? How about the slap facial?
No, I'm thumbs down, stupid downstupid.
So stupid over the top. How about the chocolate Enus?
You know, you know, because you know that I think butts are
funny. Thumbs freaking up.

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I am so thumbs down on that onlybecause it's chocolate and like
you're supposed to eat chocolate.
I'm not eating someone's butt hole.
So that's. You're not.
You're eating your husband's butt.
Hole it. Was on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if it was bleached
previously, it's standardized. Maybe that's what you do.
First thumbs up, thumbs. Up bleach and then chocolate.

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How about the P facial? No, no, thumbs down, stupid.
Dumb but I think thumbs up on the vampire facial for.
Me, me too, because it's got a lot of proven stuff to back it.
So when we get that aestheticianon, yes, we're going to back
that. How do you feel about the
colonics? I'm I'm cool with the colonics.

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I think that that's a good thing.
How about the hue vine? Brazilian.
The pustule? No ingrown hair.
No, no, no. You know what though?
Do you struggle with that? No, me either.
OK, so maybe that maybe that's why we're not, you know what I
mean? Like I guess if you did that
would be very painful. It's more prominent in the
thicker. African American.
Skin I noticed on the video it was thicker.

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Thicker follicles we have finer.Follicles.
But we still get ingrown hair. Sure, but I feel like African
American men, they struggle withtheir beards getting ingrown
hairs a lot. Yes, and I know that has to be
painful and it's unsightly so you don't.
I get what people would do it, but for me that just looks
horrific. Like no, I would try to do
something else before I did that.

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Okay, and then we've got the beard plucking.
Not why, just why. I guess for men, you know how we
could get electrolysis? Electrolysis keep kind of kills
the bowl. Yeah, well, I believe that if
you pluck it enough, they could really.
But that's like tweezing, right?But can't men just get the laser
light therapy? Sure, right.

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Just like we don't have to have goldfish eating the skin.
Right heels. We don't have to pluck your
beard. You can go to idle image and
they'll laser it off for you. So I'm sure that you and I are
both going thumbs down. Thumbs down on that one, as well
as the fire facial that's just. Dumb.
I would like you know what fire facial stupid.
You know, we see all those tutorials on those those crazy
hair cutting. Hair with fire, yeah yes, a hot

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knife kind of a thing. And then of.
Course they bring it to us like we're supposed to be able to
perform that. Not only do I not want to, but
it's going to fry you out of. Smell and burn down my building
and make it smell so bad. How stupid.
I don't have, I don't have enough fire extinguishers.
No, that's right. So do we have any more I.
Think that's it? OK, I.
Think that's good? Well, you know where to find us,
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So I hope you enjoyed this episode.
There's more to come. Coming up, we're going to have
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We got a big lineup so. Stay tuned.