Dames of Hallsnark

Dames of Hallsnark

Sarah, Kristie and Jennifer love cheesy, romantic, made-for-TV (or streaming service) movies. On this podcast, we watch and discuss such films in Dames of Hallsnark. If you love to hate watch schmaltzy Hallmark-style cinema and breaking down the play by play with friends, this is the podcast for you!

Episodes

February 26, 2025 77 mins

The Dames get together via a popular meeting software beginning with a "Z" to discuss the Christmas rom-com offerings on a popular streaming site beginning with an "N."

The use the tried and true Dames of Hallsnark segments to grade those movies and movies that were released in the theaters.

No other podcast is comparing Nosfaratu to Hot Frosty, but the dames aren't afraid.

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Deep from the vault inside Jen's laptop files comes a long ago recorded podcast with the Dames of Hallsnark.

Recorded in August of 2023 and edited in December of 2024, please enjoy this discussion as we use the established Hallsnark segments of Bag of Tropes, Fashion Street, In Yer Window (innuendo) and Called it to rate a wide ranging movies. Movies include the normal Hallmark/ Lifetime movies, Amazon Prime and even ...

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July 3, 2023 30 mins

The Dames are relaunching with more snark than ever!!

They have decided to refresh the format for maximum chatter. Keeping segments you love and all the RuPaul's Drag Race opinions you crave.

Do beautiful people always have odd looking children?

Email: damesofhallsnark@gmail.com with questions or comments.

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December 6, 2022 85 mins

The Dames break down the Hallmark Original Just One Kiss.

Spoilers are HERE! If you care about that, please watch the movie before listening to this episode.

XOXO

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May 18, 2022 77 mins

After a longer than usual podcast break, the Dames are back and snarkier than ever:)

They ditched the Christmas plan and are starting springtime fresh with a catchup conversation on the last season of RuPaul, Love is Blind and micropenises.

How can you not listen to this??

Oh and they choose to watch Hallmark original Just One Kiss for the next full, traditional episode.

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November 25, 2021 56 mins

In this preview prequel episode to the full episode we introduce our next move. It is the Hallmark original film "Next Stop Christmas."

There is a tie in with Sarah's Back To The Future themed birthday bash and a time travel Hallmark movie featuring both Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson...

As with all the preview episodes, the dames discuss what they have been watching. Discussion includes Ted Las...

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October 13, 2021 63 mins

The Dames overcome many technical obstacles to give a full report on what is awesome, tropey and fashionable about the 2016 Hallmark original film, Broadcasting Christmas. This is one that stars Dean Cain and Melissa Joan Hart.

Dames are still relishing in the delight of their interview with the film's author, Topher Payne. 

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September 7, 2021 51 mins

In this super special preview episode the Dames get to interview Topher Payne, the writer of Hallmark's Broadcasting Christmas. Topher gives all the special insights into writing for the Hallmark audience and where all your favorite children's books got it so wrong.

Please watch his quirky work of art, Broadcasting Christmas, to prepare for the next full episode. 

Happy viewing!

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July 23, 2021 76 mins

This is the full Dames of Hallsnark review for the 2018 Lifetime original movie A Father's Nightmare... How much of a part do boobs play in acting? How timid are 18 year old women? These questions are posed and kinda answered during the course of this episode.

Mostly a bunch of confusion surrounded this movie, but it is fun to hear the Dames try to straighten it out.

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This episode is to prepare the audience for a very Dames discussion of the 2018 Lifetime original movie A Father's Nightmare.

Straying off topic a LOT the Dames start by cleansing the podcast studio of a suspected curse and debating the pros/cons of a weighted blanket in a humid climate.

Jen and Kristie square off in the latest edition of Titular Talk hosted by Sarah. Also, America's husband Ryan comes i...

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May 23, 2021 30 mins

This is the first ever cursed episode of Dames of Hallsnark. Have the dames been too snarky? That's for the listener to decide.

This is the breakdown of Jessica Lowndes and Jeremy Jordan in Mix Up in the Mediterranean. Jen lost the first part of the original discussion, but there is plenty of fashion talk and a great drink recipe for Kristie's Cantina in the second half.

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Dames are back recording in the OG studio (Jen's enclosed porch/ back room) and Polly Podcaster is whipping them into shape!

Listen as they try to remember the names of TV shows, actors and characters without the assistance of Google.  Sarah and Kristie battle it out in the first ever game of Great Moments in Herstory. Play along to see if you can remember which season of Drag Race spawned each memorable moment.
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March 15, 2021 55 mins

As promised the Dames of Hallsnark are back to break down Hallmark's 2020 original movie, Love In Stores starring Alexandra Breckinridge and Robert Buckley.

The listener gets to hear each dame's engagement story and a rousing debate on chin implants. They didn't forget all your fave segments (Called It, Fashion Street, Bag of Tropes).


谢谢你
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In this first preview episode of 2021, the dames review some of the podcast's stats from 2020 and set some goals for the new year.

**BTW: please email any questions/ comments to damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.**

Dames react to the queens of Season 13 of RuPaul's Drag Race and do their best to avoid spoilers. Then they are joined by special guest star Ryan for a round of Titular Talk. You'll never guess ...

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December 31, 2020 71 mins

This might be the Dames' favorite movie watched for the podcast so far :) They watched the 2020 Hallmark original feature The Christmas House starring their new favorite leading man, Robert Buckley.

The big questions are asked... Can a dad call his grown son "honey"? Why don't actors carry liquid in cups? Would The Christmas really survive Christmas?

All your favorite segments including "C...

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December 17, 2020 30 mins

In this episode the dames declare a winner for Not Getting Whammed in 2020, play another round of Titular Talk and have a mild debate on Star Wars.

The next full episode will be to discuss Hallmark Channel's new feature The Christmas House. Hallmark has actually written a fully realized homosexual relationship for this movie. It is truly a first for the channel.

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December 10, 2020 43 mins

Join the Dames as they break through the crusty Hallmark original that is Pumpkin Pie Wars starring Julie Gonzalo. Check in to see how Sarah, Jen and Kristie are doing in their December avoidance of a certain Wham! holiday classic and how to keep secrets in a small town.

Listen and enjoy :)

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November 15, 2020 34 mins

The Dames are back at it for autumnal fun!

What scary movies did you use to entertain yourself during October? The dames go over some must watch items and debut a brand new game Sarah designed.

Get ready for the fun and watch Pumpkin Pie Wars in time for the next full episode :)

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August 31, 2020 74 mins

Got the summertime blues? Cool off with a Christmas themed Dames of Hallsnark talking all about 2019's Last Christmas starring Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding.

They tackle low key racism, surgery scars and share the love of George Michael for all.

Merry Christmas, sort of :)

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July 26, 2020 38 mins

Welcome to the preview episode for the Dames of Hallsnark's full viewing of the 2019 film Last Christmas.

The listener should watch Last Christmas before our next full episode drops and really join in the conversation. The dames finally wrap up their discussion of season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race and give some YouTube Broadway video suggestions.

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