Featured song from 2018's A. Dream LP
Trumpfunk
Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Got a megaphone in my hand I'm the biggest-league influence in the land Im the best there's ever been, my rating-numbers Show my fingers and my brain don't ever slumber Just me alone on my golden throne Throwing White House shade like a Twitter drone I call em names, then dot, dot, dot I make em wait for my next big thought... Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Morning trend: take in a little Fox and Friends It all depends On what they say about the Dems, then tweet! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Is just his starting gear, you see... Intelligence, an over-rated Emphasis... just tweet! Who knew what I could do One-forty Trumps taps and I can make it come true Then my cabinet crew, they better push it on through Cause anything else we're gonna call fake news. When I unleash my massive Twitter storm You can watch the Dems and pundits swarm To try and figure out next, what I might say... About the Rocket Man or Covfefe. Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet!
Featured song from 2018's Gravitate LP
Ballad of Donald
One day old Donald He was chewin' on a Big Mac Up in the tower like a golden haired nic-nac Jr said pops you gotta take on the big time Donald said, yes... but not on my dime! Not on my dime! Not on my dime! So he worked out a presidential Escalator scene Just to launch his plan to burn through Some public green Said something bout some rapists And a southern wall And won a ticket to the White House From the whitest folks of all! The whitest folks of all! The whitest folks of all! Yeah, I’m cleaning up the dump— Not worried ‘bout subpoenas Evangelicals are pumped I’ll ship the aliens to Venus Got the Democrats stumped With presidential obsceneness I’m Donald J. Trump And the J. stands for Jenius. He launched a Twitter-fied spat With the Rocket Man Emptied bureau offices All across the land Said the coal would flow But the solar he’d tax Don’t need no science When you’re making up the facts. Yeah makin’ up facts... Alternative facts. Now he wants a parade To show off his tanks He’d improve his image more With a new set of Spanx Now he owes the House Republicans A big old thanks For the war on intelligence Instead of Russian banks. What Russian banks? Oh yeah, thanks! Yeah, I’m cleaning up the dump— Not worried ‘bout subpoenas Evangelicals are pumped I’ll ship the aliens to Venus Got the Democrats stumped With presidential obsceneness I’m Donald J. Trump And the J. stands for Jenius. Yeah, I’m cleaning up the dump— Not worried ‘bout subpoenas Evangelicals are pumped I’ll ship the aliens to Venus Got the Democrats stumped With presidential obsceneness I’m Donald J. Trump And the J. stands for Jenius.
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