111: Have You Planned Your Funeral?

Nate Williams and the Team plan their funerals. How would you plan yours?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Dangerous Faith Podcast.
My name is Nate Williams.
With me, we have Blake, Justin,Zeke and Mariah, and we are
talking about planning our ownfunerals.
Oftentimes, if you are on theyounger side, you may not have
thought too much about it, butit's a good exercise really to

(00:20):
think about.
All right, one day God is goingto call us home, Jesus is going
to call us home, and what kindof legacy do we want to leave?
And oftentimes that's what'stalked about at a funeral your
legacy, the impact you had onothers and, obviously for us as
Christians, our service to theLord.

(00:40):
And so we're going to open itup.
We're going to talk aboutfunerals.
Mariah texted in the group chat.
She said she has some.
What was it?
Hot takes on funerals.
So we're going to get to Mariahin just a moment.
But okay, quick, quickly here,we don't have to stay too long
on this.
Have y'all ever thought of yourfunerals before?

(01:00):
Yes or no?
Yes, blake and Justin say yes,zeke, have you thought about
your funeral?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Mariah.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Not really.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Not really Okay.
You just have this zest forlife.
You can't imagine leaving theearth and seeing what's next.
But okay, when you think aboutyour funeral, what are some of
your thoughts?
Like what goes on in your mind,justin.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm going to be honest with you personally.
For me I don't think I'd dosomething real traditional.
I'd probably do what they didfor my brother and my
grandmother.
It's more just a celebration oflife.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So celebration of life and okay, With that I take
the tone, We'll get to the vibes.
I guess you could say vibes ofyour funeral.
With that it's more positive.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Was that correct?
It's a pretty kicking vibe thatwe got going on Kicking vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Even if the person isn't kicking.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Everyone else is kicking yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
They're kicking it.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So, celebration of life, positive, encouraging and
all the rest of it, what abouty'all?
What vibes are you going forthe thing?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
that gets me.
Whenever Justin says somethingand he realizes how dumb it was,
was not the thing he said, buthis no.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
He has this face of disappointment.
He does do that.
Yeah, why did I?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
say that he's like ah man.
Sorry what was the?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
question what kind of , I guess, emotion are we going
for?
What was the question?
What kind of, I guess emotionare we going for?
Traditionally, it would bemourning and sadness and oh, you
lost a loved one, so everyoneis downcast.
But then, more recently, youhave celebration of life, where
it's more positive.
What are you?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
thinking about for yours.
Well, when I'm watching ithappen from heaven, I'm going to
have it in my will ahead oftime that only those who attend
the wedding are a part of mywill.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
The wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Sorry.
Well, the wedding of the brideand the groom, sorry.
Whoever attends the funeralwill be the only ones in my will
, so really they better bemourning and very upset.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Zeke wants everyone mourning and upset so that
they'll be in the world.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Honestly though I'm, as Christians, I I mean it
should be like a somewhat of acelebration.
Like you're, more, I get yourmorning.
Like I'm upset when people passaway because I don't I don't
get to see them for a long time,but I mean I don't want people
to just sit there and mourn thewhole time.
I hope that they're excited tosee me again one day.
So I hope there's like a asense of you know, joy that I'm

(03:26):
in a far better place than I wasbefore, and then to like,
hopefully I would want to workwith whoever's going to be
officiating.
That's not the right word.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I still think of weddings, a funeral.
What do you?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
call it the person who the?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
the person who gives the eulogy.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, that guy.
Yeah Well, whenever that guydoes it me and him are going to
talk ahead of time I want him tomake perfectly clear about the
gospel and all that and how I'mnot upset that I'm gone and
hopefully everyone else therecan have the same thing if they
want it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Mariah, what vibes are we going for?
I agree with some of that.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
What vibes are?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
we going for, I agree with some of that.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I think whoever's leading it, like he was kind of
saying, should even share thegospel during this time, just so
I don't know that's open foreverybody and kind of clear,
like he was saying.
But also definitely think Iwant it to be also, since it is
a celebration of my life, likeall my favorite foods and like

(04:28):
all my favorite music will beplaying and like maybe even
outside, like not even inside ina stuffy place, like outside or
like at the beach or somethingand very like I don't know.
Yeah, like happy, like asChristians it should be kind of
happy.
I mean, obviously, if you'reyounger in age, it is, I'd say,
drastically different than beingolder in age and um, passing

(04:49):
away, but again, as a christianit's pretty similar I'm not dead
set on this, but I can't standthe smell of funeral homes.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I don't know if it's because you have to smell that
way for the body stuff you know.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
There is a funeral smell, yes, but all the funeral
home.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Flowers smell like that.
Is it from the funeral home oris it from the flowers?
There are a lot of chemicals inthe bodies.
Well, can we do it outside sowe don't have to smell it?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Zeke wants an outside funeral.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
So here's my problem with funeral at the beach.
Okay, I would be terrified thata seagulls would come and eat
my body.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You're dead.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I can still see it from heaven.
Am I looking down at the glassyfloor?
I can see right through.
Show me a picture where you seethat?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It's in Second Hesitations.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yes, there you go.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Chapter five Blake, what are you going for?
What would you like for yourfuneral in terms of mood?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Probably a comedy show.
Comedy show All the highlightsfrom Blake's life and this guy's
a real stiff.
Pretty much.
I'd probably hire aprofessional puppeteer stream me
up like a marionette doll Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Reignite weekend at Bernie's dude.
I talked about this last time.
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Do we think we're going to go for some crowd
surfing?
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
It depends on how I died.
If I got absolutely obliteratedby a train, I don't think
there's going to be any crowdsurfing, are we?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
going to go candy bowl in the casket to where it's
like you have the body.
Hold a bowl of candy Gosh.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I've never heard about that.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's hilarious.
All right, y'all go get yousomething.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I would.
I guess I'd also want to bekind of the funeral itself or
the stuff like that.
I wouldn't want to be superlong.
Like I said, at the end of theday I would want to be to where
the funeral sessions itselfdoesn't last that long, but
people are required to go meetup afterwards and have fun and

(06:48):
do celebrate, you know, life andwhatnot they don't just sit
there and mourn the whole time.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Um, so one thing it'd have to be my, my homie right
here, blake, but whenever I die,I'm gonna be cremated why are
you going first?
Okay, let me explain.
But after everybody's gone home, I just want somebody to use my
phone and just send a textsaying hey, thank you for coming
.
Man, really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
There's a lot of trippy things you could do with
that.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
So okay, so you mentioned that, let's talk about
that.
You said cremation.
Is there any particular reasonwhy?
And then I'm going to ask y'allcremation or more natural death
?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I'm going to be genuinely honest with you.
It's just cheaper and I don'twant to leave my family or
whoever's dealing with thisstuff afterwards with a huge
inconvenience with cost.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
So if I offered to pay for your funeral ahead of
time, you would be okay withhaving a regular.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Ashes.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I will be ashes.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
But is there a reason other than money?
Okay, so here's another thingas well.
Blake's gonna do this as well.
After I'm gone, he's gonna goto the Nesquik factory empty out
one of the containers and dumpmy ashes in.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
We have talked about this before.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
We have talked about this before.
This is real.
We have talked about thisbefore.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Some kids are going to be mortally horrified or
they're just going to be likewow.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
This is good this is good.
Normally it tastes like garbage, but this tastes great.
This tastes great.
And why am I milk gray All?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
right, I'm milk gray.
Anyone else plan on beingcremated?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
No, I would be open to it because, yeah, you could
spread your ashes Like me.
It would probably be a nationalpark or something Like one of
my favorite places I've been to.
It's biohazard.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, so you see more of the travel element.
Maybe you go to a loved one andsay I would love to be placed
here.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
And that's true, that is a cremation option.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Do people who get cremated still have a tombstone
somewhere?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think you can.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I can answer that.
So my grandfather and mystep-grandmother.
While not a tombstone, there'skind of this thing you can buy.
It's a little mausoleum, youput their stuff in a wall
together and it's got this kindof granite plaque in front of it
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
And a short answer as well If you're willing to pay,
you can get more out.
I mean, there's that.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Chloe's answer to all this is going to be she's going
to donate her body of scienceso that she can be in an anatomy
lab whenever.
Me no, not happening, Not doingit.
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Now that is something , justin, you brought up
Funerals are expensive, so justbe aware of that.
When it comes down to thelatter days of our life, to help
your family out.
That is a cost.
You can go to a funeral homeand set up all those details and
help your family out with that.
Roll Tide, Roll Tide as Blakesays.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
So what's your answer to all this?
How do you want to be?
What's the vibes?
Are you getting crematedTraditionally?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Christians have been against cremation.
I don't hold there to be anytheological significance to that
.
You know, oh, if you'recremated you can't come back
from the dead in the last daysor for eternity.
I think that's silly, buttraditionally Christians have
been against cremation.
I don't plan on being cremated.
I think more of a naturalfuneral, I guess you could say

(10:05):
natural burial but, again if yougo cremation, totally fine you
know, uh, let's see.
So that's spoken, that's for me,the, the vibes I would go for
is a balance.
Living people need to thinkoften about death.
It's healthy as long as you doit the right way.
Teach us to number our days.

(10:26):
We are mortal people andsometimes we forget that we
think we're going to liveforever.
It's good to consider and thinkabout death, but then the
celebration comes in.
This is the balance.
The celebration comes in.
As Christians, we don't feardeath.
So, yes, there is mourning welose someone we love but also

(10:50):
it's celebrating because we willsee that person again.
So the vibe I would go for isbalanced.
Some mourning is healthy andgood.
It's grieving, there's ahealing process, but then also
gospel presentation, hope andjoy and the coming of Christ.
I'm all about it.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Assuming that you don't't die suddenly, like
unexpectedly, if you know you'regetting to your later years of
life, would you consider writinga message for those who attend
the funeral to be read?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't think so for me.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Okay, is there a reason?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, because ultimately, for individuals that
say my children or my friendsor my whoever in my life I hope
I've said what I've needed tosay to them while I was living
Okay, to where like y'all know Ilove you and I care about you
and you know my family knows Ilove them.
To where ultimately it's likeokay, y'all know those things,

(11:42):
I'm okay with it.
But next up, song selection.
Now Zeke was looking up somesongs for funerals.
It's up to him whether he wantsto share.
Are there any songs that cometo mind that you were like?
I would love for this to besung at my funeral.

(12:03):
Justin, justin was about toanswer Go ahead, homie, I got
one.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Blake, You're going to make fun of me if I say what
I say.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Okay, there's a finale song in Les Mis.
That's where they sing, as allthe soldiers are kind of
welcoming him into heaven.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yes, is that that song?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
But it takes that song that they sang earlier and
flips it from a more heavenlyperspective like come be with
the angels come be with God.
That is fast.
I love that song.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I cannot hear that song at the end, Blake can't
knock it until he actually comesup with a good answer himself.
So, Justin, good for you you.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, he's giving this smirk, is giving this smirk
like, but do we actually have abetter answer?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
are we okay?
What, what is?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
it one last breath by creed, one last breath by creed
uh zeke.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You were looking up good funeral songs.
Do you remember any of them?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
somebody that I used to know highway to hell, but
that one might not beappropriate for mine.
Well, maybe it could be,because it's like, hey, he said,
if you don't listen to thegospel message, this is going to
be your funeral song.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
So there, you go Highway to Hell.
All right, mariah, any songspop out to you that you're like,
I would love for this one.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I don't know, I was trying to think of a specific
song.
I think I would just make afavorites playlist and all my
favorite songs throughout mylife would play.
So it would just be a lot ofdifferent genres and things and
just like songs that oh, that'ssamurai, like yeah I think for
me, I love the old fighting, theold rugged Hopping a Gila is

(13:45):
another great one After.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Kung Fu Fighting.
Yes, that would be first.
After that, I like the oldrugged cross.
I like Amazing Grace isphenomenal, but I know also it's
common.
But it's common because it'sgreat Amazing Grace, old rugged
cross, and probably, how GreatThou Art.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Love those songs.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Those are so basic, Blake again until you're ready
to offer us something ofsubstance we can hate on others.
But okay, now what aboutscripture passage?
So oftentimes a eulogy for aChristian is based around some
passage in the Bible.
Does anything come to mind thatyou're like?

(14:25):
I really like this passage.
Maybe it's a favorite verse ora favorite story, anything that
we would like to be part of oureulogy.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I know for a fact mine's probably going to be
completely different whenever itactually happens, but since
it's in case, it's on the recordbecause I need it now, this is
all on the record, y'all.
That way in the record, becauseI need it now, the record y'all
that way, in case it happenssoon and I don't have time to
change it.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You can have some, but I mean, to live is christ,
uh, and to die is gain.
So that's pretty good one, um,philippians, one that's awesome,
okay.
To live is christ, to die isgain.
Phenomenal passage, uh.
Anyone else?
Stories, parables, verses welike.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I see your he's reading the whole Bible real
quick to see which one he likesthe most.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
We're way past it, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Okay, what.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
He was probably going to read music lyrics to his
song.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yes for that song.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
So I can show you what it is All right, Blake,
what's your Bible?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
verse.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Any Bible verses.
I really haven't thought aboutthis part of it.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
The thing that was in our text to prepare for today.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I thought about the song, the song I spent a lot of
time on.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I can tell I'm so busy with everything else.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I've got like a million scriptures in my head.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Wow, I got like a million scriptures in my head.
Just one will do.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Aren't there a million Dude?
In all honesty, probably.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Now that I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
I would probably do something out of Ecclesiastes.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Ecclesiastes.
The classic for funerals ischapter three.
You know a time for this and atime for that and phenomenal for
funerals.
Mariah anything come to mindthat jumps out to you.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I mean I was going to say maybe like some sort of
like okay, the prodigal sonstory, because you're returning
home, to your home, like you'recoming home.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Prodigal son.
Yeah, I do like that, that's agood suggestion.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Let's see, Justin, before I go.
Anything on your end Are youabout to cry?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Well, reading that stuff, it tears me up.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's an important topic.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I don't know, Obviously you've got like.
Psalm 23 is a good one.
It's basic.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Until, we offer substantive things After that.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
It's going to be followed by John 3.16.
And then we're going to listento.
Sorry, go ahead Go off it might.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Justin, I think you're offering substance.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I wish the people around you would offer substance
.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I don't know if it necessarily fits.
It would just be for me becauseit really was a verse that
really touched me would just befor me because it really was a
verse that really touched me,and Ezekiel talking about the
valley of the dead dry bones,yes Valley of dry bones.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Thanks, zeke, appreciate that.
Great job writing that.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I know, let's see On my end I'm trying to run through
different verses, differentpassages.
I love when Jesus talks abouthow come to me, all you who are
weary and heavy laden, I willgive you rest For us, ultimately
, our rest is in Christ, and sojust beautiful resting in Him

(17:27):
and what he's done for us, andso I love that from Matthew 11.
But yeah, I think, until I havesomething else, that would
probably be my go-to Maybe likeone of the verses on New Heaven,
new Earth, of like lookingforward to.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh yeah, that'd be good, Because it's really easy
to think of funerals as like theend of someone's life.
But, as Christians.
It's really just the beginningof true life.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
What's that, Blake?
Would you not get somebody toread the Dragon Scroll?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
When they opened the Dragon Scroll, it was just a
mirror image that showed you.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Exactly Because you are the dragon warrior.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
We are all the dragon warriors, can you get up close
to the microphone?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sorry, All right Now.
Who would we like Now?
This can change if we don'tpass away for decades and
decades, so this answer couldchange.
But if you died today, is thereanyone in mind that you are are
like?
I would love for this person todo the eulogy at my funeral.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
The eulogy is like just speaking on our life and
stuff like that people do itdifferent ways.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Sometimes people split it up.
They have the I remember zekeis, whatever the personal part
is someone and then, like thesermon is someone else, other
people, they'll.
They'll merge those thingswhere they'll take a passage and
they'll weave parts of yourlife through the passage.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
So all right, so Justin.
So I would do it a littledifferent.
I would have, let's just say,his name kind of sounds like
Wathan Williams.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Wathan Williams.
He's in the room, do the sermon.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Hey shush, hey shush, I'm talking.
Okay, papa's talking.
Look at papa, look at papa likelook at papa yeah, look at papa
, say I'm sorry, papa, sorry,sorry, good, good, okay.
But I would.
I would have nate sort of give,like the, the lesson that comes
with the funeral I thought yousaid, and the eulogy would be
led by take bleacher not doing,your eulogy would be led by take

(19:18):
bleach row Not doing youreulogy.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean, it would basically be like Like you'd
have to honor his wishes.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, why wouldn't you?
Or when I get to heaven, I'mgoing to be standing right by
the gate waiting for you, likehey, peter, I don't know about
this guy.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I don't know about this guy.
I don't know about this guy.
This guy's crazy.
I can't do your eulogy why Iwon't be here to do it.
What if he dies tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
This is the whole thing If we died today.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
If we all died today, then nobody's doing our eulogy,
gosh.
Yeah, they just go forget aboutit.
If you died today, Forget aboutit, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right, justin Blake, who would you have in
mind?
Who would you like to probably?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Steven Seagal, steven Seagal just like you said about
Brandon Lee, he was a great guy.
He was a good guy, yeah justfor that reason, if you reach
out and he's unavailable.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Who else?
Bill Cosby, alright.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Blake with some bangers today, Mariah your
thoughts on Mine are more, Idon't know, serious or accurate.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Probably my sister More substantive.
Yes, we're going for that rightnow.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
My sister or my childhood best friend, or
probably both of them.
Actually.
They have different viewpointson, I think.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So sister or best friend, Zeke, what about you?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Jerry Root.
Oh, if it was today, I wish.
But no See, that's the thingyou have to pick someone who
knows you well.
Otherwise it's just awkward.
So, nate, I guess oh gross.
I'm trying to think of someoneelse.
I trust me, like if I.
I don't think Chloe would beable to do it.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Chloe would not be good at giving a eulogy, zeke.
I could give part of youreulogy right now.
I could say it.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You're not gonna kill him.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, why do you want to give it?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
so bad give it so bad , just just.
I want to do it right now.
I have never met a better manthan zeke with his 20 pack abs
and his biceps that could crushcoke cans right between them
when he flexed.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
You know, I think that's it yeah, I think I'm
gonna stick with nate um, youknow the best of the worst
really.
No, I I think for a goodeulogyogy it works better if the
person knows the other personreally well and you know, if you
weren't in the position you'rein, I'd probably split up and
find a pastor to do the other.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
But since you're already in ministry, you can do
both there we go yeah, Now doyou know who Chloe would want to
do hers If you had to guess?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
She would probably pick one of her girlfriends me,
you or her pastor.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
There we go there we go.
All right, I think these arethe good things.
What about you, oh man?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Actually, I would give my own eulogy and have it
be read out by ChatGPT.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I would record my voice beforehand and then play
it at my funeral.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
That'd be kind of cool.
You were so good, you were sucha great pastor.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
You were the best guy .
You were the best little guy.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
You're so strong.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Would it be Ben Shapiro?
You're just so strong, I wouldinvite Ben Shapiro.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I think for me, if it was breaking it up between
someone talking about my lifepersonally, probably go with you
, and then the person to dolet's say that the sermon would
probably be my senior pastor.
See how we all did that Seniorpastor.
There we go.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
But, okay.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Next and last question question, unless y'all
want to talk about somethingelse uh, graveside service after
the main funeral, yes or no?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
heck, no, just put me in the ground.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Blake says no so main funeral then he's done.
Um, then do y'all want likepeople go into where you're
actually buried and then havingthe graveside Justin?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Instead of a graveside service, could I have
like A gravy train?
Yes, that too, but also have aservice in the Nesquik factory,
as my ashes are being pouredinto the container.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Well, yeah, this is irrelevant to Justin.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
He's getting cremated so there's no graveside for him
, no graveside.
There is a way.
That's true.
Zeke graveside for him, nograveside.
There is a wake.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
That's true, zeke graveside after I would make it
optional in the sense of, likefamily's probably going to be
there because they want to be,but once the rest, everyone else
who just showed up to supportthe family, they're good to go.
Afterwards they can go meetthem at the recession.
Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Can you not have the funeral right there Then?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
some people.
The other option is to onlyhave a graveside, so that's what
you're talking about, where theone service is at the graveside
.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Actually, I may change my mind.
I like that because I said Iwanted to be outside so that I
don't have to smell the funeralhome, so I may just choose to do
that.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
So Zeke and Mariah just want the graveside as the
funeral service, I think, for me.
I like, zeke, your originalanswer.
I think that's what I'd go withhave a larger funeral.
People who want to support thefamily, they can do that, and
then the graveside will be forfamily and close friends, the
people who actually want to bethere.

(24:31):
I like that as well.
All right, y'all.
Before we sign off anythingfuneral related, I'm going to
send this to all your familymembers, by the way, go for it.
Until you write something else.
These are your wishes.
Yes, Go for it.
Blake, your family willprobably wish you had different
answers, but didn't give themmuch to go on today.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
That's okay, he does normally.
I know something we didn'tbring up.
What's that?
What are we going to wear?
What are you going to bewearing?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Oh naked.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Justin, nothing, I will be wearing ashes.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
So if you could just kind of stuff my ashes in a cute
top, You'll be wearing aNesquik, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Mariah, I can tell this matters a lot to you.
What would you like to wear?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I would definitely.
I don't know, probably one ofmy favorite outfits, or maybe
even something extravagant.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
But how do we know what that is?
Yeah, you can't just say it.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
We're not in your head.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Chloe could probably pick itout.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, y'all should maybe know by me You'd be like,
oh okay.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
So we're going to dress you up like a 1970s girl.
Chloe, I'll go.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yes, I called you Chloe.
Because you mentioned Chloe,mariah, I'm going to go to
Instagram and we'll be like allright, this is what Mariah wore,
this is what she wants.
Would that be accurate?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
And I guess for us like a suit.
Does that typically?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't care, I want to be dressed up as the.
Burger King mascot.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Dude, that would make the funeral scary.
No, it wouldn't.
The Burger King is scary,boo-boo.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
No he's not.
You can't do that, he can'tblink.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yes, he can.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
All right.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Neither can I.
I'm dead, your eyes are closed.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Nah Tweedle the and Tweedle them.
Do y'all want to finish theepisode?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
We are finishing the episode.
He really interrupted us.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, excuse me.
Yeah, whatever, dude, but yeah,so anyways, burger King is
scary Nathan's going to bedressed up as like the Kung Fu
Panda.
That he's dressed up as thatevery day.
It's every day of my life.
Everybody was Kung Fu fightingand it was fast as lightning.

(26:36):
I'm not going to keep going,bye-bye.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's a good way to end it.
Could you imagine that NateDyson used to hear Thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Bye.