December 27, 2023 • 57 mins
Let's end the year together, Pervert nation! It's time to say goodbye to 2023 with a laid back show, featuring Dick and co-host Dahlia Dee selling out as best they can while they discuss Dahlia's box set idea, Dick's paperwork and The Golden Age of feature dancing, eating during sex and what the team want for the show in 2024. Plus, a special surprise guest hops on the microphone for a minute. Have an incredible holiday season and a wonderful new year, make the most of life and Dangle On!
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Dangle In After Dark with Dick Dangle, Episode five point fifteen contains co host
Dahlia d and an end of theyear spectacular filled with manifesting, reminiscing and
a special surprise guest. Warning,this show is only for adults who like
sex. Does your dick hang?No? Does it dangle to and fro?
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Can you tie at you? Then? Can you tie at in a
boat? Don't worry, Dick willbe coming. Welcome to the present nation.
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Here he is Dick Dangle, DickDangle, Hello, every bad and
welcome to episode five fifteen of DanglingAfter Dark with Dick Dangle. Welcome to
the perver Nation. I am yourhost, Dick Dangle, and joining me
for this episode is once again yourgoddess from the Great White North. She
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is everything you could possibly want ina content creator and cam model and more.
She is the Manitoba Maple Syrup Maiden, the saucy sex spot from Saskatoon.
You're a thick thumpa from thunder Bay, the bitch and Concubine from British
Columbia, the pro twerker but theanti Squerta from Alberta, and the perfect
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Vagina from Regina. It is Dahliad how about that girl, you actually
did it? I did it?I did you asked and I come through.
Remember that guy's dick always comes.So how are things? Oh,
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you know, things are good,but it's like winter time right right,
and it's like the end of theyear is coming correct, and it's like,
I don't know, I feel likeeverything is just like so sad in
the winter. Ah yeah. Solike if anybody's having those like seasonal you
know, feels, I'm right therewith you. But otherwise, like good,
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it's just like it's winter and it'sleak. Ah see, I completely
disagree. Really do you love thewinter time? I love the winner,
I love the cold. I enjoyit. But it is also a good
time when it comes to like theend of the year, to reflect,
and that is what we are doingwith this episode. Dear listeners, this
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is the last episode for twenty twentythree. We have a lot to talk
about. It is just basically goingto be and myself for this episode,
and we might have to do alittle what I'm calling a sellout episode.
We are going to mention companies andproducts, be it an adult or otherwise
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completely off the cough as we gothrough this, and uh, it's basically
we're trying to manifest we want tobring money and opportunity to the show,
to the people involved in the show, maybe even products for review, sponsorships,
things like that. So it's goingto be a little bit of a
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hodgepodge, but truly a thank youto the listeners, because what's crazy.
We're at five point fifteen. Itliterally seems like we just celebrated five hundred.
It really does. Time actually flies, it really does, and we've
had everybody along with us for theride. Yes, beautiful. The spot
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off I wrap up information was veryinteresting. I did that on a show
a couple episodes ago with Madeline Ray, and you know, there was it
didn't show me. I was inthe top like five percent of listeners.
Well, of course, I meanI don't listen to the show. What
are you talking about? Wait aminute, you don't listen to the show
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that you're on. You know what? Sometimes I have to go back and
like refresh my memory because we talkabout like so much stuff that is true.
Like, yeah, I do goback and listen, but like I
don't know, not every single episode. No, I mean that's okay.
I guess I can forgive that,but of course the listeners love you,
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well that's good. Yes, youwouldn't be on if the listeners didn't love
you, because if they're like,get that hoe off your show, and
I'd be like, that's a goodslogan. I actually kind of want them
to turn on me. Now,make some signs, you guys, do
some picketing out in front of thestudio. That would be honest. Yeah,
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So when it comes to the endof the year, once again,
I want to thank the listeners whohave been a part of this twenty twenty
three journey, going to four conventionswith me and hearing all the interviews and
also listening to eighty two shows fortwenty twenty three. Yeah, that is
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the most shows I've done in ayear, and it led me to only
releasing one episode for the end ofthe show week and then take a little
break going into twenty twenty four,not a real long one, maybe just
a week or so, but enoughthat I can get some things I need
done, because you know, asI mentioned in the previous show, I'm
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remodeling a little bit of the house, so I want to try and get
as much as that of that doneand just take a little breath and not
have my eyes staring at computer forten hours a day. Yeah, you
need to have a little break.Yeah, absolutely sometimes. I'm sure everybody
will miss you terribly. I mean, I'm sure. So the one thing
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I did want to bring up acouple of episodes ago, Dahlia, you
had mentioned that, you know,maybe it might be worth it for the
physical media freaks out there to makesome DVDs. And I still think this
is a great idea. I alsoagree. And if you need help with
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that or you know, cover design, cover printing, I can help you
with that. You know what's funny. The only thing that I need is,
like my computer doesn't even have likea disk slot. Oh okay,
so I I like that's such alike outdate technology. What are you saying.
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I'm not saying, just a commenton modern society's progression through technology.
Do you want me to hear meopen up the DVD drive door on my
computer? But yeah, I thinkI'm pretty sure I can get like a
USB one on Amazon. But then, yeah, that's pretty much all I
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would need because I would just filma porno or like a collection of pornos
under the same theme, right,and then I would just burn them to
a DVD and do it that way. There you go, see that's done.
Yeah, easy pasy, keep aneye on guys. Twenty twenty four.
Here comes from Dahlia DVDs. Oohsee that's sexy. I like that,
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see when I do there. ButI have reservations on getting excited about
this. Why because at some pointover this year we talked about you making
ink prints. We do, andmay I ask if I could ask a
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business question roughly complete estimation, howmany have you made? None? That's
right, that's kind of thing done. Yeah, I really should put that
in my money bed store. That'sactually hilarious. I still think, well,
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see, now you can make acollection because you drug your feet on
the eat prints. Now what youcan do is make a bundle, so
you make it like a box set. You have a lip print, you
have a nipple print. You coulddo maybe a like a little butt print
if you can get the crack,or you can do like I have done
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it in the past, but Idid it with lipstick, not ink,
okay, and a lower lip printif you know what I'm saying, And
have that with the DVD and justdo like fifty of them. You know,
people would receive this in the mail. They'd be like, did she
like throw spaghetti at a piece ofpaper? What made these marks? I
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don't know if anyone is the fineart connoisseur that you would be, but
I'm still willing to give it atry. I will do it. I
will buy all of them. Tellme, that wouldn't be a huge selling
point if you went to a conventionand you were like, I have these,
here's my price on it. That'sactually genius. I only made fifty
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of them, or one hundred orhowever many you want to make, Like,
hey, do you want my buttholeprint? Yeah? Oh, I
thought you were asking me directly.I apologize. Well, of course,
I'll reserve one for you. Iwill actually do that if I can manage
to make it to Chicago. Okay, I will bring Butholen. We'll see
if I can get them over theborder. Okay I would Again, they'll
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just be like, it's just spaghetti, right, this should be hanging in
the louver. Yeah, that's it. So what could I do when it
comes to print? You do ballprints? Oh? Ballprint? Okay?
You could you bought Hoole two.That's not like a gender thing. Yeah,
that's true. Maybe a friendulum print. Oh it's like a little dick
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tip smooch. Yeah, super cute. See, we already have ideas for
the coming year. They have tobe really small pieces of paper. Come
on, am I going to enda year by making fun of myself?
Yes? Yes, I am.Big piece of paper, little tiny print,
that's right, real big signature.You know, most average pieces of
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paper eight and a half by eleveninches. Oh we're talking index cards,
my love, So you can probablyget three on a sheet cut in half.
Yeah. Well, if it's ballprint, you know, I could probably
go with like a you know,standard five by seven. But so that
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would make me ask would it bebetter if I did the Prince clean shaven
or with my seventies? Look,I feel like either would be good.
You could do some with and somewithout, because like ball hair would add
like a special like texture of likebrushstroke. Oh, very true. There
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is a guy actually that paints withhis penis. I'm pretty sure I told
you about him before at the tabooSha. Yes, And I always wonder
that, like does he grow outhis pubes to have like different brushstrokes?
So that would be pretty nifty.Yeah, that'd be very nifty. If
not, if you're listening, sir, grow at your penis hair. So
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I have to ask in this episode, this last episode of the year,
Okay, which episode? Which?Okay, which episode have been the most
memorable for you over the course ofthe last year. Hmm. Well,
luckily for you, I actually typedout all of the episodes that I was
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that I've recorded. Oh excellent,Yeah, so okay, you all organized.
Oh someone's got to do it.So let's go through and see some
of my favorites. Now. Idid enjoy the AVN wrap up shows.
There were three of them at thebeginning of the year, and I did
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have a lot of fun with those, just because that trip, you know,
it involved my first shoot and justa really good time all around.
That was actually a very wonderful trip. So it's just like big time memories
for you. Excellent, But Ienter, I viewed so many people that
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I ended up just meeting and enjoyingfor the first time. Cassidy Lux,
Catherine Knight, Arson Lee was amazing, and being able to do an interview
with Lorenzo Spurlanana, the artist thatdoes all his amazing art of different people
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in the industry and puts it ongreat stuff like in books and calendars.
You can buy original prints and thingslike that. I highly recommend it.
Having a number of shows with friendSydney Page is always fun and us talking
about her, sending me Aurora thelovely stall that is now in the studio
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at all times. Did you gether that you did get her this year?
Yes? Yes, this is thebirth year of Aurora. That's right.
That's a hard name to say whileyou're like, I hope you don't
have to say your name, whileyou're like fucking Colara. Oh, I
sound like a basstt hound that's foundsomething in a hole. Ohlora. But
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yeah, just truly being able tointerview so many incredible people, you know,
whether I'm doing it at a conventionout of Rix Cabaret in Pittsburgh or
just online. It's been a veryvery good year. I've had a lot
of laughs, made a lot offriends, and yeah, a lot of
good stuff. And I know twentytwenty four is going to be just as
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solid, for sure. You loveto hear it now in that idea,
when it comes to reminiscing my studio, the Dangle Dome is at critical mass.
There is so much stuff in thisstudio that it became a what do
I do with all this stuff?Like, all right, some stuff I
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definitely want to keep, Some Ican mail to people. Some will be
for convention so that can get stored. And it was just this process of
trying to clear some clutter and organizethe studio and my life. So this
is going to sound crazy to somepeople, you and crazy shit, I
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I know, I know that thisis the OCD in me. To be
honest, I had paper storage boxes, just like a standard eight and a
half by eleven storage box. Theyare four inches tall. Okay, I
have eight of them filled with allof the notes that I printed out for
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interviews forever oh my goodness, episodeone to now, and it became okay,
from episode two hundred to now ison my computer that I use right
now. So I don't need anyof that, oh my gosh. And
I really don't need the ones goingback either because either I know the people
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on a level that I can justreach out to them, or their pr
reaches out to me. Their informationmay have changed, so it's not really
necessary. And back then, becauseI was recording at the stepfather studio,
I would have to print out allthe articles that I read from So I
really don't need those articles anymore becausethey are nine years old. Oh wow,
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But I figured, you know what, let me go through this just
to make sure because I'm going totake them to a place to get shredded,
that they don't have paper clips orbinder clips or anything like that.
And I completely forgot about it.When you go to certain gentlemen's clubs,
they have flyers or cards to letyou know if they have feature dancers and
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if they are there or when theyare going to be there. Oh cool.
Yeah, And most of them arelike a three by five little card,
and before they started making those,they would just print out on a
standard printer, you know, onehundred flyers of eight and a half by
eleven paper. And it made mereminisce a bit because I would always just
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take way too many of them.I have a bunch. And it made
me realize the golden age of featuredancing and how one hundred percent lucky I
was to get into interviews at clubswhen I did. Yeah, because things
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have changed a lot since those days, for sure, and there were people
that they don't tour anymore. Theymay not be in the industry anymore,
or they don't do it nearly asoften, maybe they don't come to Pittsburgh.
And like, let's go through thelist of some of the names on
these flyers. So we have GillianJansen, Riley Steele, Sophie Dee and
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Gianna Michaels, Bonnie Rotten, MaddieO'Reilly, Alice Lighthouse, Kenna James.
Now of course she still tours.I just saw her. Courtney Comes,
Lexi Bell, Oh wow, SarahHunter who she was one of the first
people I met as she was amodel and she was in Penthouse a number
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of times, but she was afeature dancer and she was just the sweetest
person. Met her once and thatwas it. Aw Yeah, kind of
stunk. She was very sweet.Danny Daniels, Kendra Sunderland. Of course
I met her so many times inclubs. Annabelle Peaks, Oh wow.
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Yeah, Jennifer White who she stilltours, Abigail Mack. Can I tell
you how much I missed that woman? She's just porn now right well,
she is pretty much just her owncontent. OnlyFans and TikTok. Yeah,
yeah, And I missed her todeath. Every once in a while we'll
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talk online, but I would loveto be able to see her again.
Keisha Gray, Princess or Princess,Felicity Jade, she was a sweetheart.
I haven't seen her in forever.Kimmy Granger, who is one of the
sweetest people on the planet, andI miss her immensely. Raya Sunshine that
was probably right when she first started, Oh Wow as a feature and she
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was She's always been awesome. Butlike all Romy Rain of course, like
these are some monster names in theindustry. Oh and I was lucky enough
to kind of get in on theground floor with so many of these people,
be it as a fan or otherwise, and still continue these relationships all
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these years later, well we'll sayfive years for the most part. That's
amazing, and it just it absolutelyblows my mind. I truly believe for
me that the twenty tens, especiallythose middle years, were the golden age
of feature dancers, because I wouldsee people like Tory Black and Oh Wow,
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so many other amazing people at otherclubs that I would go to as
a fan, and just the opportunityto meet all these people was crazy.
And actually Tory Black was the firstperson that made me realize how many performers
tour as a feature dancer. Andthis was way back in twenty ten.
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Wow, I go to av Nand she is signing at a booth and
I go up. I had amagazine with her on it, and she's
like, so, where are youfrom? And I said Pittsburgh. She
says, oh, I am dancingthere in a couple of weeks. I'm
like, I will see you there. Amazing. Yeah, And it was
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that I wonder how many people comehere? So I pay it because I've
always heard of feature dancers, butI thought it was maybe like one every
three months, right Well, AndI mean you're in a position too where
you're near some of the better stripclubs and the more well known ones,
right Like, I feel like I'veheard a lot about Rick's Cabaret, just
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like, even outside of talking toyou and the other one cheerleader, correct
is that it? Yeah? Isee that one pop up all the time
too. So like, You're luckyto be in a place where all of
these amazing performers come out, butthen also to be able to interview them
and to be able to meet themfrom a place like a respectable place is
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really cool too. Yeah, Ohthat's awesome, And it makes me wish
I would have found out earlier aboutit, because there were people that I
would have loved to have seen thatI know, Feature danced, and I
never got to see on stage,like so one I never got to interview,
but I saw like three times Featuredance was Riley Reid. Oh nice,
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Yeah, and she was super sweetwhen I met her or not.
It actually throwback story when I wasin college many moons ago. Oh it
said wheels were square and we stopped. We stopped our cars with our feet.
There are higher glyphics from that timeperiod. Yeah. Absolutely, they
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were still burning witches. And therewas a group of us that became very
good friends through college, and wewould always try to find something fun to
do for New Year's and because allof us played ice hockey, usually revolved
around like going to an arena thathad an open skin or you know,
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something like that. And I'll neverforget there was I had four friends,
myself and a friend's girlfriend who helater on married. So a bunch of
us packed into this car and weare driving to go ice skating and we
hear a commercial for a Pittsburgh Gentleman'sClub that is bringing in a featured dancer
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and they're hyping it up without sayingher name right away. It was a
good tease and like coming to stage, this, this, this, this,
and my friend who had his girlfriendthere, was trying to play it
cool and restaurants are like, let'sgo to the club, Like I don't
know who this is, but let'sgo to the club, and they're like
superstar Christy Canyon, and literally allof us, including him, was like
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what, Like, we couldn't holdback our excitement. It was so funny.
Did you end up going? Wedid not because my friends at the
time were lame, So yeah,I was the only one that's like,
yeah, let's do this and aorasmyeah, pretty much. But what's funny
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is all these years later, Iwas talking with performer Nicki Dile in DC
and having a wonderful conversation, andevery time I see Nicki she says,
dick, motherfucking dangle, just likethat, and she's not quiet about it,
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and she says it. As Igo to hug her and Christy Knyon
is there, she goes, hey, I know that name, and it's
because I interviewed her a while agofor the Gauntlet, and it was just
awesome. She's like, how youdoing. I said, good, it's
nice to see you again. Youknow. It was just like if you
would have told that college boy thatyears later she would recognize me, would
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recognize me. Oh yeah, that'sbeautiful. This is how you end a
year. But this is how youreminisce, and you know, truly,
like how far you've come, Likehow many times you've come. Oh yeah,
that's that's not even countable. Howmany trees are in a forest?
I mean, and it is funto reminisce. If I'm going to sell
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out this episode, which we haven'tdone, I'm going to sell out with
Crown Royal Whiskey, the pride ofCanada. It is delicious in all of
its forms, be it peach,vanilla, apple. Oh the apple one
is so good. That is mygo to. You know what's really good
is apple, Crown Royal and peanutbutter whiskey. You mix something yet okay,
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half and half in a shot andit's like apples and peanut butter,
like the childhood snack but big kids, yeah, like the like the dipped
apple and a carnival. Oh yes, fuck me, you funnel cake eating
motherfucker. Anyway, Oh yeah,you know, I was just talking today
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about how that is like the finalfrontier of sex. It's like you have
all the experience in the world,but until you've combined eating food with fucking.
And this was in the context oflike I want somebody to feed me
soft pretzels while they rail me.Okay, okay, all right, well
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let's work through this. But Ifeel like that's like like fuck Nirvana is
like combining like the pleasures of foodwith the pleasures of fuck. I don't
know if I want to cross thatbridge. I have issues with sex and
I have issues with food. Thatcould go down a really bad road.
You mean like you would choke.No, Like I may get to a
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place in my brain that I can'tcome back from. Oh, like you
have to be eating food to getoff. Correct. That's beautiful, that's
such a wonderful king. Just soyou know, I ordered a pizza because
I can't nut unless I eat.Yeah, you get to love that.
Sit on a recliner, eat thatpizza, and I am going to blow
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you and I'm going to ride you. And you just sit there and eat
like, Oh, I need totry this. I almost just had an
orgasm right now just thinking about it. Right, That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's a whole nother levelof like fucking that is true. I'm
doing this. I'm gonna order apizza and I'm gonna friind some dick at
the same time. The only thingI'm worried about is that, like,
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I'm really clumsy as it is,Okay, so I'm afraid that, like
the jostling will make me choke,But it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Yeah, if he's on the bottom, you just put a TV tray
with big legs on it over himand you just have it right there.
I think you'll be all right.We can work through this. So I'll
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report back. Yeah, please inthe year. This is mine ears resolution
well, and I'm glad you broughtthat up because we are going to talk
about our hopes for twenty twenty four. But I need to ask, So,
if you are getting a soft pretzelfed to you while you are getting
railed, I believe you said,is it in pieces or is it whole?
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Like they are just holding it foryou and you are eating it.
And is it dipped in anything?Or are you just eating the pretzel?
Those are some excellent questions. That'swhat I do here. It would be
a full pretzel, like a fullsoft pretzel that would just be tearing bites
off of while you fuck me.Okay. I would probably dip in spicy
cheese sauce of course, got likea spicy caeso. I think that's probably
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the best dip for a pretzel,okay, other than maybe like chocolate.
If you're feeling that, Oh,okay, I got youa is it?
I forget the other question? Well, no, you answered them both lost
in the fantasy I would share.I think that was the other one.
I'd be like, I'd take abig bite and watch home. Do you
think there would be an audience forthat as a clip where it's not like
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two women doing the over eating,where it would literally just be an average
male female couple eating while they're havingsex. Do you think there would be
an audience for that? I don'tsee why not. I think you need
to put that out on Twitter.I yeah, you know what, I'll
just create the porn and we'll throwit out and we'll see how it does.
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Okay, we'll see. But theproblem is I would kind of want
to be in it. The bigguy in me wants to be a part
of this. Ah. Isn't thata beautiful thing? It is? This
is why there needs to be morefat guys and porn. Yes, straight
up. I will always be aproponent of that, and I still have
not found any. Just so youknow, I hear you, I hear
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it. Yeah. Yeah. Sowhat are your hopes and dreams for twenty
twenty four, Like in general orfor the show, folks, There's a
little bit of both. I wouldlove I don't know if it's technically twenty
twenty four. I guess it isbecause it's in January. But I would
love to see the show nominated atthe least okay for an ADN, but
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we know we would love to takeit home, Oh for sure. I
was actually looking before we recorded this, and they have not announced the nominations,
so I'm going to double check rightnow as we're going. So what
else you got? I don't know. I think this year I really want
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to make my main focus like justreally focusing on creating like awesome content and
like getting like super creative again,because I had a phase where I was
doing like these really elaborate backdrops andcostume and all this stuff, and I
really really loved it. And thenI kind of turned away from it a
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little bit because I had a lotof people that wanted Customs because they kind
of like saw that work and theywere just like, Oh, I want
to direct my own kind of thing. So I got really lost in Customs
this year, and I think I'dlike to kind of pivot away from that
and go back to where I amthe most comfortable comfortable, which is like
creating stuff for myself out of myown fantasies and like getting real artsy with
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it. Yeah, you guys aregoing to see some weird shit this year,
like eating pizza while I ride somedick, right exactly, Probably a
soft pretzel, but like make meinto a pretzel while you feed me pretzels.
I think that's a genius idea fora video. And those pretzels are
brought to you by Anti Ann's.I'm gonna I'm gonna continue to try and
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do this. It really hard.I'm selling out so hard, which I
love anti Ans Pretzels beautiful. Yeah, So for me, I am looking
to continue to work on of course, my mental physical health always it's always
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something you got to be working on. Yeah, for sure. It's funny.
As the mental health thing came around, I began to put out too
much energy again because I felt good, and that really took a toll of
my physical So I'm going to workreally hard on the physical coming up.
It's all about the balance, ittruly is, and that is something I'm
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debating, and I may leave thisup to the listeners. I'll throw this
out on Twitter as well. DoI dial back the amount of episodes that
I do to be able to takecare of myself and do the other projects
that I want to do as itinvolves the show and the brand, or
do I keep plugging along the way. I am to make sure that I
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am kind of constantly the algorithm,you know. So I think once a
week is a good release schedule.Okay, fifty two episodes a year is
quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah, even if it's something where if I
get backed up with episodes, Icould just release two a week like I
normally do, but only do thatfor like a week or two. I
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wouldn't be against that for sure.Yeah, special double episodes or something.
Yeah, because I have so manyideas that I would like to get into
this year, and some of themmay start to come to fruition in January.
A couple of teasers. There isa fun project coming up for the
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show that hopefully will be we'll sayepisode one in January. It's going to
be a good time. Ooh,but yeah, just wonder what it could
be. And basically, all I'mlooking for is for the show to make
a little bit of money so Ican travel, because there are other ideas
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that I have that are more videobased that I would like to travel for,
and with my friends being mainly basedin either California or Las Vegas,
I would like to be able tospend a week or two in Vegas and
film all these things because they're notthey're not sex necessarily, they're fun,
they're adult, but they're more,they're a lot shorter, they're not your
(34:29):
standard scene, and I would liketo be able to go out there film
a dozen of them and then comeback and do my editing and things like
that and release that stuff, whichthose would be free depending on where I
choose to release them, but Ithink it would just be fun for not
(34:49):
only myself, but for the industryto show them this idea and have them
get excited about it and be apart of it. Twenty four be the
year of intense creativity and productivity amenon our own terms. Yeah, yes,
absolutely yes, And I will toastthat with my Arizona iced tea with
(35:19):
gin sing and honey, my favoritelightly sweetened iced tea. And I'm right
there with you with my folder's coffee. Oh very nice, cheers, good
sir. The best part of wakingup is folgers in your cup? Oh
you know, I've been saying thatwrong for years? What have you been
(35:40):
saying? The best part of wakingup is pain is in your butt?
Not gonna liab in saying something likethat for a while myself, Right,
I feel like that's probably a moreaccurate slogan, at least for being honest.
Yes, call me folgers. I'llbe with your Maybe have them make
(36:06):
a branch of like coffee enema,because then it would work, because then
the folders would well, the folderswould be in your butt. Maybe not,
but what if that works? Ohye, I would imagine it would.
There are so many things you couldenemonize yourself with you Oh so speaking
(36:30):
of oh god, Madeline ray NoStop was perusing the internet and she found
a company that makes Vulva moisturizing creamand CBD and organic botanical suppositories. Interesting.
(36:57):
What do you find more interesting?What I find the most interesting about
all of that is that I actuallyhave been using that for years, but
as like a combo product, solike I infuse marijuana with coconut oil and
I use it as lube. Ohokay, I got you. Yeah,
And like I was wondering what itdid. Okay, Yeah, Now it
(37:22):
kind of just gives you like abit of a body high since it can
get like absorbed by like the softtissues, right, So it's just like
a nice little feeling. It kindof helps heat things up a little bit
down there, you know. Okay, it's like a little for play jel
Yeah, okay, I like it. Yeah. I was wondering because you
know, if it makes your vaginahigh, it might make lips even droopier.
(37:44):
Wow, a little flappier, youknow. Wow, We're really going
to end the year on this note. Damn. Hey, I love it.
You dare get me wrong. I'vemade the rest. We all know.
You want to wear my flaps likea mustache. I've said it before
(38:08):
and I'll say it again because Ienjoy it so immensely. I would enjoy
a woman with labias so large thatwhen she runs, it sounds like a
landscape truck going down the road witha loose tarp. Wow. Yeah,
we're definitely not ending the year orthe show on a high brow note.
(38:34):
No, And I think that's reallyfitting for us. I think so too.
It's just been a steady decline sinceI joined the show. You know.
I think twenty twenty three was actuallythe first like full year that we've
been together. So we've been doingthis. I believe so as well.
Yeah. Oh oh, it's beenlike a whole year of just D D
(38:59):
and d D. Yes. Haveyou learned? You all love it?
Yeah? Have you learned anything aboutme? Absolutely not. No, I
didn't think. Yeah I don't.I barely remember your name, let's be
honest. Oh it starts with theDI huh. If I didn't have it
written down like your intro. Ifit wasn't my favorite thing, I would
(39:19):
have forgotten your name too, getit? Yeah, well it's his name.
Oh yeah, it's that thing thatI love. Cock Kringle. Is
that another one of your aliases.It might turn into one. I've my
mind instantly started running with it.I could be like the world's dirtiest Santa
Claus. That's that's a thing.See. You've also given birth to many
(39:44):
aliases over the course of twenty twentythree. Oh my goodness, so many.
Can we just have a list?I feel like there should be like
Sarah McLaughlin playing in the background andhave like each one come up with like
cursive font saying their name, likelike an in memoriam. Yeah, give
me the ah else keep going.I want to see if you hit that
(40:06):
note O enjoy that. People listeningwith earphones on, yeah, I highly
recommend listening to this like in thecar, right, don't put headphones in,
right. But yeah, let's let'sdo a quick rundown of all of
the the aliases birthed in twenty twentythree. And if you're listening to this
(40:28):
in your car and you have thewindows down, please give an apology to
the dog in the car next door. In the neighbor was Yoko Ono putting
out a new album. So ofcourse you have Dick Dangle, you have
(40:50):
Dick Rigid, you have Dick ElDente, you have whiskey Dick, you
have dip Dangle and one of mypersonal favorites, Old Man Dangle. Oh
it's been a while, and thenall started with old man Dangle. Well,
(41:12):
I love that so much. Technicallyit started with Dick Ridgid because that
was something like back before episode onehundred that someone had realm ended. Yeah,
and he's just been sitting around eversince, just waiting, yeah,
just waiting to get angry, waitingto get burst. Yes, yeah,
(41:37):
old man Dangles probably might go toit's hard not to do that voice,
right, Well, I mean theshoe fits right. Oh, come on
now, come on, last showever, we're ending it right now on
an excellent note. Then no,it's not an excellent note calling me old?
(41:59):
Do I sound like that? SometimesI won't lie when I talk about
my love for physical media. Likeokay, So here's a story. I
go to a local record store tomy house and it is an independently owned
record store. It turned into aconcert venue. And now the gentleman has
(42:23):
bought out a record store many milesaway and his brit has been bringing home
literal tractor trailer loads of records andCDs and he's yeah, he's gonna sell
those. So because I know themwell, I go to volunteer my time
to help them unload all this stuff, and beforehand there's a large group of
(42:47):
us there to help, and he'slike, yeah, so along with all
of these albums, we will behaving CDs if anybody actually wants those,
or we also have just like afew forty five records, just the singles,
and I don't know if anyone herelikes them. If they do,
(43:08):
I won't shit on the forty fivesbecause they and you were immediately rock hard.
I was. I want, like, I'll buy them off you right
now. Yeah, could have knockedout any person in that room. I
was moving boxes of records without myhand with your dack, right yeah.
And uh, I'm like, Ikind of like those, but it's weird.
(43:30):
It's weird how with the absolute explosionof how collectible LPs are again,
forty fives didn't come along at all. You can buy those for pennies on
a dollar. It's crazy, huh. And I'm just, yeah, I'm
waiting for them to come around,if for nothing else for the frame ability,
(43:51):
because they are smaller, right.But I'm sitting there and I'm like,
I kind of like CDs and fortyfive, Like, how dare you?
And the guy standing next to meturns around, he's like yeah.
He's like, I ended up gettingrid of all my CDs and I said
I have twenty six hundred in myhouse and he's like, good god,
(44:13):
Yeah, that's a lot I'm seeing. I was like, yeah, I
got a bit of a problem,but I love physical media. And he's
like, do you have like DVDs? And I said, well, I
said, I probably have like fiftyactual movie DVDs, but I have the
entire box set collection, which isthirty nine volumes. Each volume has four
(44:37):
DVDs with one movie on it fromMystery Size Satter three thousand, and then
all the riff track stuff. Sothere's a lot there. Yeah. He's
like, holy smokes. And Isaid that doesn't account my adult DVD collection
and he paused and he kind ofsmirked, and he's like how many.
And I'm like north of five hundredeasily, probably closer to seven because I
(45:00):
probably have three hundred signed. Butit's not weird because I just collect them,
right. I I watch them forthe articles subtitles. Yeah, I
watch them in different languages I'm learningsomething and he just looked at me and
(45:20):
he's like really, and I saidyeah, I said, oh, I
guess I kind of have to explain. I have this podcast that I went
on from there. I said,yeah, so I got a lot of
DVDs and a pretty good adult ephemeracollection. He just goes really like he
was so blown away it it wasreally that's what I do. I love
(45:44):
that I'm not afraid to be meout like, I'm very respectful with how
I talk about it, but I'mme. You know, that's great.
I'm more than happy to tell everybodyabout my podcast and my persona and who
I've met at because that's always fun. When you meet someone and they're like,
hey, I heard you have thispodcasting. They never say you talk
(46:07):
to it and you hang out witha lot of porn stars, I'm like,
oh yeah, and like, haveyou ever met so and so and
typically and usually it's Dollia d ofcourse, Oh yeah, right, I'm
sure that's as right. I'm like, can't stand her, Yeah, she's
the worst. Ye. But becausethere are so many and depending on the
(46:30):
age of the person, how manyhave you know come and gone with their
careers? Right? They're like,oh, do you know this person?
Do you know that person? Andsome of them like, oh, yeah,
you know, I've met them.I've had conversations with them and went
out to dinner with them, whateverthe situation may be. But it is
always fun when you have that onewhere they go, have you ever met
this person? And I just smileand I show them that I have their
(46:53):
contact information on my phone, likeso I could text them. Ah,
They're like, no way, andthey just absolutely lose their mind. There's
nothing that makes me feel more specialin a moment than that. There's going
to be so much more of thatwith all of the conventions and stuff coming
in the upcoming year. Oh yes, that's so exciting. We're going to
(47:14):
carry that energy through into the upcomingyear. Yeah. Absolutely. And as
a reminder for the listeners, ifyou want to know where I'm going to
be convention wise, my first conventionof the year is going to be Chicago.
I'm definitely doing New Jersey. We'llsee what kind of happens in between
(47:35):
there. You know, it dependson what kind of comes my way and
what I'm available for, which means, you know, it would be nice
if someone say, like United Airlines, the best airline company on the planet,
would sponsor me some flights. Yeah, shout out to them. And
(47:59):
if not them, maybe American Airlines. The second they are one A,
one B, they are side byside with their greatness. Call me call
me right. The Frontier can suckit so well. I have to say,
I am so grateful to have spentthis last year being on the show,
(48:23):
riffing with you, being ridiculous,getting out the crazy thoughts inside my
brain, like eating soft pretzels whilegetting railed right, And I just thank
you very much for having me onthe show. Yeah, thank you,
and thank Madeline as well, becauseabsolutely I can agree with that there is
(48:44):
that where else do these thoughts go? Yeah, gives us a chance to
get them out. And thank youlisteners for listening to these crazy thoughts.
I hope that you have enjoyed themas much as we have. Yeah,
for sure. And that is somethingwhen it comes to this show, as
much as people listening to it canfind an escape in it, find some
(49:07):
humor. Every once in a while, you mind find something that you can
apply to your life. It's rare, but it might happen. I don't
think people realize how cathartic it isfor the people that do the show,
where we could kind of fall intothis rhythm, have a great conversation,
forget about our days if they wereless than stellar, and come in and
(49:30):
have a laugh and leave and justbe able to take a breath and relax.
Absolutely so thank you to the listeners, especially anybody who's listened to the
show, anybody who's listening to thisepisode in particular, thank you. You
give us a space to just liketalk about this kind of stuff, because
honestly, where else would you correctAnd the best way to listen to him
(49:52):
are beats by Dre call me andwhile you're sipping a vitamin water energy and
you know, maybe what you're donedoing that in a kiya. I think
we've covered like most of the bigcategories. I think you did it.
(50:13):
I'm shooting for the moon, iswhat I'm saying. Yeah, well,
just like Tesla while loubed up withastroglide, astroglide the only loob to use
in space that's right in that spacebeing my button straight to the moon.
(50:39):
Oh goodness, gracious, So yeah, do you have any more salacious sellout
mentions that you want to make?I think we've covered just about any or
all of them, all of themain categories. But on a serious note,
if anybody has any contacts with youknow, sex toy companies or lube
(51:01):
companies or anything adult related or evennot, we did, you know,
collaborate a little bit with shout outto them. Oh there's the name that
I'm beeping It is that name.Okay. If anybody who's even slightly related
(51:22):
to Dick Ball's boobs, pussy,any of that stuff, has any kind
of companies or anything, we arehappy to do reviews and I think the
two of us would crush it.Oh yeah, always looking for especially whether
they are large or small companies,more than happy to review toys. I
(51:43):
actually have one that I wanted toreview and give somebody an opportunity to review,
and I didn't, So that willbe coming in the new year.
But yeah, if you're like,hey, I want to be on your
podcast with a review, whether it'sa female toy, male toy, or
otherwise, and get it out there. I'm we we as a collective are
(52:05):
more than happy to do so.Absolutely, And if they want to do
that, Dick, where can theyfind you? Well, last time,
we're saying I also want a subscriptionto Hustler magazine, So I just shoehorned
that one in really well. Shoutout Hustler, Johnny. Hook us out.
(52:30):
So you can get in contact withme via email. Dick at Dangling
after Dark dot com is my email. Just send it to me like,
hey, we would like to sendyou a toy, give me an address.
Here is our stuff, here's ourinformation, and to lubricant anything anything.
(52:58):
Yeah, I was waiting. Okayto whispery, I apologize if you
do a magazine and you want tosend us an issue to review to talk
about on the show so other peoplecan try and find it. We do
love our articles, love articles,love photography, love it all and even
(53:19):
if it's not adult related. Butyou're not afraid to advertise or sponsor something
that is more adult related. Letus know. And you can also let
me know via DM and that ison Twitter slash x and that is at
the Dick Dangle beautiful. Yes,now what you know? What else is
(53:42):
beautiful? What you are my friend? Thank you? Dick? Oh hold
on, hold on one second,Mama Dangles here, what's up? Oh?
Did you hear that? Huh?Come on over you. We'll make
it part of the show. Comeon over, Mamma Dangle. No,
you're ready on so go ahead.This is Dahlia, Hi da, Hello,
(54:06):
Merry Christmas, Happy Year, MerryChristmas and happy New Year. And
thank you for the hats. Ilive in Canada and my head is always
cold and you have made it sothat it is not. So thank you
for that fits, which is ashock because my noggin is giant. Good
(54:28):
times. So huh, they're gonnahave it, folks. A sneak little
interjection by Mama Tangle. That wasa good episode as well. Finish off
our year. Oh that is beautiful. So Dahlia, where can people find
you, not only online but onsocial media? Give it all to them.
(54:49):
If you want any of my links, anything at all, give it
www dot dalia d dot com.That's d A H L I A d
E dot com. Lick it,slip it in. Come on, what
else you got? Oh? Well, that was it? Okay for me?
(55:10):
You can follow me on Twitter atthe Dick Dangle. You can follow
me on Instagram Danglin after Dark.Dick Dangle dot com is my links page
and Danglin after dark dot com isthe website page where you can download the
episodes that you hear, enjoy them, let me know you're listening. Probably
(55:31):
through the holidays. I will beputting out different surveys and polls on Twitter,
slash x to see what the listenerswant and see what kind of interaction.
I get very excited to do so. But tune for some polls,
some what some twitters. Oh okay, I'm like, all right, I'll
(55:53):
take someone sending me a stripper polefor the house. I'll put that in
this stud I'll make room for that, no doubt. I'm looking at you,
Adult Empire. I've purchased so muchproduct from you over the years.
I think you should. I'm throwneverybody out there. So thank you one
(56:19):
and all for listening to this episodeand show. Please take care of yourselves
and the people around you. Payfor your porn and support amazing content creators
like Dahlia d like Madeline Rey,and all of the incredible performers and people
that you have heard on the showover the years. Find something that feeds
(56:44):
your soul, do it as oftenas you possibly can. Have a wonderful
twenty twenty four. We will seeyou soon, bigger and better. As
always, and of course I hopeyour twenty twenty three was absolutely amazing.
I hope you're twenty twenty four willalso be absolutely amazing. And don't forget
(57:08):
to dangle on
Dangle In After Dark with Dick Dangle, Episode five point fifteen contains co host
Dahlia d and an end of theyear spectacular filled with manifesting, reminiscing and
a special surprise guest. Warning,this show is only for adults who like
sex. Does your dick hang?No? Does it dangle to and fro?
(00:37):
Can you tie at you? Then? Can you tie at in a
boat? Don't worry, Dick willbe coming. Welcome to the present nation.
(00:58):
Here he is Dick Dangle, DickDangle, Hello, every bad and
welcome to episode five fifteen of DanglingAfter Dark with Dick Dangle. Welcome to
the perver Nation. I am yourhost, Dick Dangle, and joining me
for this episode is once again yourgoddess from the Great White North. She
(01:23):
is everything you could possibly want ina content creator and cam model and more.
She is the Manitoba Maple Syrup Maiden, the saucy sex spot from Saskatoon.
You're a thick thumpa from thunder Bay, the bitch and Concubine from British
Columbia, the pro twerker but theanti Squerta from Alberta, and the perfect
(01:46):
Vagina from Regina. It is Dahliad how about that girl, you actually
did it? I did it?I did you asked and I come through.
Remember that guy's dick always comes.So how are things? Oh,
(02:07):
you know, things are good,but it's like winter time right right,
and it's like the end of theyear is coming correct, and it's like,
I don't know, I feel likeeverything is just like so sad in
the winter. Ah yeah. Solike if anybody's having those like seasonal you
know, feels, I'm right therewith you. But otherwise, like good,
(02:29):
it's just like it's winter and it'sleak. Ah see, I completely
disagree. Really do you love thewinter time? I love the winner,
I love the cold. I enjoyit. But it is also a good
time when it comes to like theend of the year, to reflect,
and that is what we are doingwith this episode. Dear listeners, this
(02:51):
is the last episode for twenty twentythree. We have a lot to talk
about. It is just basically goingto be and myself for this episode,
and we might have to do alittle what I'm calling a sellout episode.
We are going to mention companies andproducts, be it an adult or otherwise
(03:15):
completely off the cough as we gothrough this, and uh, it's basically
we're trying to manifest we want tobring money and opportunity to the show,
to the people involved in the show, maybe even products for review, sponsorships,
things like that. So it's goingto be a little bit of a
(03:38):
hodgepodge, but truly a thank youto the listeners, because what's crazy.
We're at five point fifteen. Itliterally seems like we just celebrated five hundred.
It really does. Time actually flies, it really does, and we've
had everybody along with us for theride. Yes, beautiful. The spot
(03:59):
off I wrap up information was veryinteresting. I did that on a show
a couple episodes ago with Madeline Ray, and you know, there was it
didn't show me. I was inthe top like five percent of listeners.
Well, of course, I meanI don't listen to the show. What
are you talking about? Wait aminute, you don't listen to the show
(04:25):
that you're on. You know what? Sometimes I have to go back and
like refresh my memory because we talkabout like so much stuff that is true.
Like, yeah, I do goback and listen, but like I
don't know, not every single episode. No, I mean that's okay.
I guess I can forgive that,but of course the listeners love you,
(04:46):
well that's good. Yes, youwouldn't be on if the listeners didn't love
you, because if they're like,get that hoe off your show, and
I'd be like, that's a goodslogan. I actually kind of want them
to turn on me. Now,make some signs, you guys, do
some picketing out in front of thestudio. That would be honest. Yeah,
(05:06):
So when it comes to the endof the year, once again,
I want to thank the listeners whohave been a part of this twenty twenty
three journey, going to four conventionswith me and hearing all the interviews and
also listening to eighty two shows fortwenty twenty three. Yeah, that is
(05:29):
the most shows I've done in ayear, and it led me to only
releasing one episode for the end ofthe show week and then take a little
break going into twenty twenty four,not a real long one, maybe just
a week or so, but enoughthat I can get some things I need
done, because you know, asI mentioned in the previous show, I'm
(05:50):
remodeling a little bit of the house, so I want to try and get
as much as that of that doneand just take a little breath and not
have my eyes staring at computer forten hours a day. Yeah, you
need to have a little break.Yeah, absolutely sometimes. I'm sure everybody
will miss you terribly. I mean, I'm sure. So the one thing
(06:11):
I did want to bring up acouple of episodes ago, Dahlia, you
had mentioned that, you know,maybe it might be worth it for the
physical media freaks out there to makesome DVDs. And I still think this
is a great idea. I alsoagree. And if you need help with
(06:31):
that or you know, cover design, cover printing, I can help you
with that. You know what's funny. The only thing that I need is,
like my computer doesn't even have likea disk slot. Oh okay,
so I I like that's such alike outdate technology. What are you saying.
(06:57):
I'm not saying, just a commenton modern society's progression through technology.
Do you want me to hear meopen up the DVD drive door on my
computer? But yeah, I thinkI'm pretty sure I can get like a
USB one on Amazon. But then, yeah, that's pretty much all I
(07:19):
would need because I would just filma porno or like a collection of pornos
under the same theme, right,and then I would just burn them to
a DVD and do it that way. There you go, see that's done.
Yeah, easy pasy, keep aneye on guys. Twenty twenty four.
Here comes from Dahlia DVDs. Oohsee that's sexy. I like that,
(07:42):
see when I do there. ButI have reservations on getting excited about
this. Why because at some pointover this year we talked about you making
ink prints. We do, andmay I ask if I could ask a
(08:03):
business question roughly complete estimation, howmany have you made? None? That's
right, that's kind of thing done. Yeah, I really should put that
in my money bed store. That'sactually hilarious. I still think, well,
(08:24):
see, now you can make acollection because you drug your feet on
the eat prints. Now what youcan do is make a bundle, so
you make it like a box set. You have a lip print, you
have a nipple print. You coulddo maybe a like a little butt print
if you can get the crack,or you can do like I have done
(08:46):
it in the past, but Idid it with lipstick, not ink,
okay, and a lower lip printif you know what I'm saying, And
have that with the DVD and justdo like fifty of them. You know,
people would receive this in the mail. They'd be like, did she
like throw spaghetti at a piece ofpaper? What made these marks? I
(09:13):
don't know if anyone is the fineart connoisseur that you would be, but
I'm still willing to give it atry. I will do it. I
will buy all of them. Tellme, that wouldn't be a huge selling
point if you went to a conventionand you were like, I have these,
here's my price on it. That'sactually genius. I only made fifty
(09:37):
of them, or one hundred orhowever many you want to make, Like,
hey, do you want my buttholeprint? Yeah? Oh, I
thought you were asking me directly.I apologize. Well, of course,
I'll reserve one for you. Iwill actually do that if I can manage
to make it to Chicago. Okay, I will bring Butholen. We'll see
if I can get them over theborder. Okay I would Again, they'll
(10:00):
just be like, it's just spaghetti, right, this should be hanging in
the louver. Yeah, that's it. So what could I do when it
comes to print? You do ballprints? Oh? Ballprint? Okay?
You could you bought Hoole two.That's not like a gender thing. Yeah,
that's true. Maybe a friendulum print. Oh it's like a little dick
(10:22):
tip smooch. Yeah, super cute. See, we already have ideas for
the coming year. They have tobe really small pieces of paper. Come
on, am I going to enda year by making fun of myself?
Yes? Yes, I am.Big piece of paper, little tiny print,
that's right, real big signature.You know, most average pieces of
(10:46):
paper eight and a half by eleveninches. Oh we're talking index cards,
my love, So you can probablyget three on a sheet cut in half.
Yeah. Well, if it's ballprint, you know, I could probably
go with like a you know,standard five by seven. But so that
(11:07):
would make me ask would it bebetter if I did the Prince clean shaven
or with my seventies? Look,I feel like either would be good.
You could do some with and somewithout, because like ball hair would add
like a special like texture of likebrushstroke. Oh, very true. There
(11:28):
is a guy actually that paints withhis penis. I'm pretty sure I told
you about him before at the tabooSha. Yes, And I always wonder
that, like does he grow outhis pubes to have like different brushstrokes?
So that would be pretty nifty.Yeah, that'd be very nifty. If
not, if you're listening, sir, grow at your penis hair. So
(11:50):
I have to ask in this episode, this last episode of the year,
Okay, which episode? Which?Okay, which episode have been the most
memorable for you over the course ofthe last year. Hmm. Well,
luckily for you, I actually typedout all of the episodes that I was
(12:16):
that I've recorded. Oh excellent,Yeah, so okay, you all organized.
Oh someone's got to do it.So let's go through and see some
of my favorites. Now. Idid enjoy the AVN wrap up shows.
There were three of them at thebeginning of the year, and I did
(12:39):
have a lot of fun with those, just because that trip, you know,
it involved my first shoot and justa really good time all around.
That was actually a very wonderful trip. So it's just like big time memories
for you. Excellent, But Ienter, I viewed so many people that
(13:01):
I ended up just meeting and enjoyingfor the first time. Cassidy Lux,
Catherine Knight, Arson Lee was amazing, and being able to do an interview
with Lorenzo Spurlanana, the artist thatdoes all his amazing art of different people
(13:24):
in the industry and puts it ongreat stuff like in books and calendars.
You can buy original prints and thingslike that. I highly recommend it.
Having a number of shows with friendSydney Page is always fun and us talking
about her, sending me Aurora thelovely stall that is now in the studio
(13:48):
at all times. Did you gether that you did get her this year?
Yes? Yes, this is thebirth year of Aurora. That's right.
That's a hard name to say whileyou're like, I hope you don't
have to say your name, whileyou're like fucking Colara. Oh, I
sound like a basstt hound that's foundsomething in a hole. Ohlora. But
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yeah, just truly being able tointerview so many incredible people, you know,
whether I'm doing it at a conventionout of Rix Cabaret in Pittsburgh or
just online. It's been a veryvery good year. I've had a lot
of laughs, made a lot offriends, and yeah, a lot of
good stuff. And I know twentytwenty four is going to be just as
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solid, for sure. You loveto hear it now in that idea,
when it comes to reminiscing my studio, the Dangle Dome is at critical mass.
There is so much stuff in thisstudio that it became a what do
I do with all this stuff?Like, all right, some stuff I
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definitely want to keep, Some Ican mail to people. Some will be
for convention so that can get stored. And it was just this process of
trying to clear some clutter and organizethe studio and my life. So this
is going to sound crazy to somepeople, you and crazy shit, I
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I know, I know that thisis the OCD in me. To be
honest, I had paper storage boxes, just like a standard eight and a
half by eleven storage box. Theyare four inches tall. Okay, I
have eight of them filled with allof the notes that I printed out for
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interviews forever oh my goodness, episodeone to now, and it became okay,
from episode two hundred to now ison my computer that I use right
now. So I don't need anyof that, oh my gosh. And
I really don't need the ones goingback either because either I know the people
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on a level that I can justreach out to them, or their pr
reaches out to me. Their informationmay have changed, so it's not really
necessary. And back then, becauseI was recording at the stepfather studio,
I would have to print out allthe articles that I read from So I
really don't need those articles anymore becausethey are nine years old. Oh wow,
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But I figured, you know what, let me go through this just
to make sure because I'm going totake them to a place to get shredded,
that they don't have paper clips orbinder clips or anything like that.
And I completely forgot about it.When you go to certain gentlemen's clubs,
they have flyers or cards to letyou know if they have feature dancers and
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if they are there or when theyare going to be there. Oh cool.
Yeah, And most of them arelike a three by five little card,
and before they started making those,they would just print out on a
standard printer, you know, onehundred flyers of eight and a half by
eleven paper. And it made mereminisce a bit because I would always just
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take way too many of them.I have a bunch. And it made
me realize the golden age of featuredancing and how one hundred percent lucky I
was to get into interviews at clubswhen I did. Yeah, because things
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have changed a lot since those days, for sure, and there were people
that they don't tour anymore. Theymay not be in the industry anymore,
or they don't do it nearly asoften, maybe they don't come to Pittsburgh.
And like, let's go through thelist of some of the names on
these flyers. So we have GillianJansen, Riley Steele, Sophie Dee and
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Gianna Michaels, Bonnie Rotten, MaddieO'Reilly, Alice Lighthouse, Kenna James.
Now of course she still tours.I just saw her. Courtney Comes,
Lexi Bell, Oh wow, SarahHunter who she was one of the first
people I met as she was amodel and she was in Penthouse a number
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of times, but she was afeature dancer and she was just the sweetest
person. Met her once and thatwas it. Aw Yeah, kind of
stunk. She was very sweet.Danny Daniels, Kendra Sunderland. Of course
I met her so many times inclubs. Annabelle Peaks, Oh wow.
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Yeah, Jennifer White who she stilltours, Abigail Mack. Can I tell
you how much I missed that woman? She's just porn now right well,
she is pretty much just her owncontent. OnlyFans and TikTok. Yeah,
yeah, And I missed her todeath. Every once in a while we'll
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talk online, but I would loveto be able to see her again.
Keisha Gray, Princess or Princess,Felicity Jade, she was a sweetheart.
I haven't seen her in forever.Kimmy Granger, who is one of the
sweetest people on the planet, andI miss her immensely. Raya Sunshine that
was probably right when she first started, Oh Wow as a feature and she
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was She's always been awesome. Butlike all Romy Rain of course, like
these are some monster names in theindustry. Oh and I was lucky enough
to kind of get in on theground floor with so many of these people,
be it as a fan or otherwise, and still continue these relationships all
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these years later, well we'll sayfive years for the most part. That's
amazing, and it just it absolutelyblows my mind. I truly believe for
me that the twenty tens, especiallythose middle years, were the golden age
of feature dancers, because I wouldsee people like Tory Black and Oh Wow,
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so many other amazing people at otherclubs that I would go to as
a fan, and just the opportunityto meet all these people was crazy.
And actually Tory Black was the firstperson that made me realize how many performers
tour as a feature dancer. Andthis was way back in twenty ten.
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Wow, I go to av Nand she is signing at a booth and
I go up. I had amagazine with her on it, and she's
like, so, where are youfrom? And I said Pittsburgh. She
says, oh, I am dancingthere in a couple of weeks. I'm
like, I will see you there. Amazing. Yeah, And it was
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that I wonder how many people comehere? So I pay it because I've
always heard of feature dancers, butI thought it was maybe like one every
three months, right Well, AndI mean you're in a position too where
you're near some of the better stripclubs and the more well known ones,
right Like, I feel like I'veheard a lot about Rick's Cabaret, just
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like, even outside of talking toyou and the other one cheerleader, correct
is that it? Yeah? Isee that one pop up all the time
too. So like, You're luckyto be in a place where all of
these amazing performers come out, butthen also to be able to interview them
and to be able to meet themfrom a place like a respectable place is
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really cool too. Yeah, Ohthat's awesome, And it makes me wish
I would have found out earlier aboutit, because there were people that I
would have loved to have seen thatI know, Feature danced, and I
never got to see on stage,like so one I never got to interview,
but I saw like three times Featuredance was Riley Reid. Oh nice,
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Yeah, and she was super sweetwhen I met her or not.
It actually throwback story when I wasin college many moons ago. Oh it
said wheels were square and we stopped. We stopped our cars with our feet.
There are higher glyphics from that timeperiod. Yeah. Absolutely, they
(22:38):
were still burning witches. And therewas a group of us that became very
good friends through college, and wewould always try to find something fun to
do for New Year's and because allof us played ice hockey, usually revolved
around like going to an arena thathad an open skin or you know,
(23:00):
something like that. And I'll neverforget there was I had four friends,
myself and a friend's girlfriend who helater on married. So a bunch of
us packed into this car and weare driving to go ice skating and we
hear a commercial for a Pittsburgh Gentleman'sClub that is bringing in a featured dancer
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and they're hyping it up without sayingher name right away. It was a
good tease and like coming to stage, this, this, this, this,
and my friend who had his girlfriendthere, was trying to play it
cool and restaurants are like, let'sgo to the club, Like I don't
know who this is, but let'sgo to the club, and they're like
superstar Christy Canyon, and literally allof us, including him, was like
(23:52):
what, Like, we couldn't holdback our excitement. It was so funny.
Did you end up going? Wedid not because my friends at the
time were lame, So yeah,I was the only one that's like,
yeah, let's do this and aorasmyeah, pretty much. But what's funny
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is all these years later, Iwas talking with performer Nicki Dile in DC
and having a wonderful conversation, andevery time I see Nicki she says,
dick, motherfucking dangle, just likethat, and she's not quiet about it,
(24:34):
and she says it. As Igo to hug her and Christy Knyon
is there, she goes, hey, I know that name, and it's
because I interviewed her a while agofor the Gauntlet, and it was just
awesome. She's like, how youdoing. I said, good, it's
nice to see you again. Youknow. It was just like if you
would have told that college boy thatyears later she would recognize me, would
(24:57):
recognize me. Oh yeah, that'sbeautiful. This is how you end a
year. But this is how youreminisce, and you know, truly,
like how far you've come, Likehow many times you've come. Oh yeah,
that's that's not even countable. Howmany trees are in a forest?
I mean, and it is funto reminisce. If I'm going to sell
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out this episode, which we haven'tdone, I'm going to sell out with
Crown Royal Whiskey, the pride ofCanada. It is delicious in all of
its forms, be it peach,vanilla, apple. Oh the apple one
is so good. That is mygo to. You know what's really good
is apple, Crown Royal and peanutbutter whiskey. You mix something yet okay,
(25:48):
half and half in a shot andit's like apples and peanut butter,
like the childhood snack but big kids, yeah, like the like the dipped
apple and a carnival. Oh yes, fuck me, you funnel cake eating
motherfucker. Anyway, Oh yeah,you know, I was just talking today
(26:12):
about how that is like the finalfrontier of sex. It's like you have
all the experience in the world,but until you've combined eating food with fucking.
And this was in the context oflike I want somebody to feed me
soft pretzels while they rail me.Okay, okay, all right, well
(26:33):
let's work through this. But Ifeel like that's like like fuck Nirvana is
like combining like the pleasures of foodwith the pleasures of fuck. I don't
know if I want to cross thatbridge. I have issues with sex and
I have issues with food. Thatcould go down a really bad road.
You mean like you would choke.No, Like I may get to a
(26:55):
place in my brain that I can'tcome back from. Oh, like you
have to be eating food to getoff. Correct. That's beautiful, that's
such a wonderful king. Just soyou know, I ordered a pizza because
I can't nut unless I eat.Yeah, you get to love that.
Sit on a recliner, eat thatpizza, and I am going to blow
(27:19):
you and I'm going to ride you. And you just sit there and eat
like, Oh, I need totry this. I almost just had an
orgasm right now just thinking about it. Right, That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's a whole nother levelof like fucking that is true. I'm
doing this. I'm gonna order apizza and I'm gonna friind some dick at
the same time. The only thingI'm worried about is that, like,
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I'm really clumsy as it is,Okay, so I'm afraid that, like
the jostling will make me choke,But it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Yeah, if he's on the bottom, you just put a TV tray
with big legs on it over himand you just have it right there.
I think you'll be all right.We can work through this. So I'll
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report back. Yeah, please inthe year. This is mine ears resolution
well, and I'm glad you broughtthat up because we are going to talk
about our hopes for twenty twenty four. But I need to ask, So,
if you are getting a soft pretzelfed to you while you are getting
railed, I believe you said,is it in pieces or is it whole?
(28:23):
Like they are just holding it foryou and you are eating it.
And is it dipped in anything?Or are you just eating the pretzel?
Those are some excellent questions. That'swhat I do here. It would be
a full pretzel, like a fullsoft pretzel that would just be tearing bites
off of while you fuck me.Okay. I would probably dip in spicy
cheese sauce of course, got likea spicy caeso. I think that's probably
(28:48):
the best dip for a pretzel,okay, other than maybe like chocolate.
If you're feeling that, Oh,okay, I got youa is it?
I forget the other question? Well, no, you answered them both lost
in the fantasy I would share.I think that was the other one.
I'd be like, I'd take abig bite and watch home. Do you
think there would be an audience forthat as a clip where it's not like
(29:11):
two women doing the over eating,where it would literally just be an average
male female couple eating while they're havingsex. Do you think there would be
an audience for that? I don'tsee why not. I think you need
to put that out on Twitter.I yeah, you know what, I'll
just create the porn and we'll throwit out and we'll see how it does.
(29:34):
Okay, we'll see. But theproblem is I would kind of want
to be in it. The bigguy in me wants to be a part
of this. Ah. Isn't thata beautiful thing? It is? This
is why there needs to be morefat guys and porn. Yes, straight
up. I will always be aproponent of that, and I still have
not found any. Just so youknow, I hear you, I hear
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it. Yeah. Yeah. Sowhat are your hopes and dreams for twenty
twenty four, Like in general orfor the show, folks, There's a
little bit of both. I wouldlove I don't know if it's technically twenty
twenty four. I guess it isbecause it's in January. But I would
love to see the show nominated atthe least okay for an ADN, but
(30:21):
we know we would love to takeit home, Oh for sure. I
was actually looking before we recorded this, and they have not announced the nominations,
so I'm going to double check rightnow as we're going. So what
else you got? I don't know. I think this year I really want
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to make my main focus like justreally focusing on creating like awesome content and
like getting like super creative again,because I had a phase where I was
doing like these really elaborate backdrops andcostume and all this stuff, and I
really really loved it. And thenI kind of turned away from it a
(31:03):
little bit because I had a lotof people that wanted Customs because they kind
of like saw that work and theywere just like, Oh, I want
to direct my own kind of thing. So I got really lost in Customs
this year, and I think I'dlike to kind of pivot away from that
and go back to where I amthe most comfortable comfortable, which is like
creating stuff for myself out of myown fantasies and like getting real artsy with
(31:27):
it. Yeah, you guys aregoing to see some weird shit this year,
like eating pizza while I ride somedick, right exactly, Probably a
soft pretzel, but like make meinto a pretzel while you feed me pretzels.
I think that's a genius idea fora video. And those pretzels are
brought to you by Anti Ann's.I'm gonna I'm gonna continue to try and
(31:52):
do this. It really hard.I'm selling out so hard, which I
love anti Ans Pretzels beautiful. Yeah, So for me, I am looking
to continue to work on of course, my mental physical health always it's always
(32:15):
something you got to be working on. Yeah, for sure. It's funny.
As the mental health thing came around, I began to put out too
much energy again because I felt good, and that really took a toll of
my physical So I'm going to workreally hard on the physical coming up.
It's all about the balance, ittruly is, and that is something I'm
(32:35):
debating, and I may leave thisup to the listeners. I'll throw this
out on Twitter as well. DoI dial back the amount of episodes that
I do to be able to takecare of myself and do the other projects
that I want to do as itinvolves the show and the brand, or
do I keep plugging along the way. I am to make sure that I
(32:58):
am kind of constantly the algorithm,you know. So I think once a
week is a good release schedule.Okay, fifty two episodes a year is
quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah, even if it's something where if I
get backed up with episodes, Icould just release two a week like I
normally do, but only do thatfor like a week or two. I
(33:19):
wouldn't be against that for sure.Yeah, special double episodes or something.
Yeah, because I have so manyideas that I would like to get into
this year, and some of themmay start to come to fruition in January.
A couple of teasers. There isa fun project coming up for the
(33:39):
show that hopefully will be we'll sayepisode one in January. It's going to
be a good time. Ooh,but yeah, just wonder what it could
be. And basically, all I'mlooking for is for the show to make
a little bit of money so Ican travel, because there are other ideas
(34:02):
that I have that are more videobased that I would like to travel for,
and with my friends being mainly basedin either California or Las Vegas,
I would like to be able tospend a week or two in Vegas and
film all these things because they're notthey're not sex necessarily, they're fun,
they're adult, but they're more,they're a lot shorter, they're not your
(34:29):
standard scene, and I would liketo be able to go out there film
a dozen of them and then comeback and do my editing and things like
that and release that stuff, whichthose would be free depending on where I
choose to release them, but Ithink it would just be fun for not
(34:49):
only myself, but for the industryto show them this idea and have them
get excited about it and be apart of it. Twenty four be the
year of intense creativity and productivity amenon our own terms. Yeah, yes,
absolutely yes, And I will toastthat with my Arizona iced tea with
(35:19):
gin sing and honey, my favoritelightly sweetened iced tea. And I'm right
there with you with my folder's coffee. Oh very nice, cheers, good
sir. The best part of wakingup is folgers in your cup? Oh
you know, I've been saying thatwrong for years? What have you been
(35:40):
saying? The best part of wakingup is pain is in your butt?
Not gonna liab in saying something likethat for a while myself, Right,
I feel like that's probably a moreaccurate slogan, at least for being honest.
Yes, call me folgers. I'llbe with your Maybe have them make
(36:06):
a branch of like coffee enema,because then it would work, because then
the folders would well, the folderswould be in your butt. Maybe not,
but what if that works? Ohye, I would imagine it would.
There are so many things you couldenemonize yourself with you Oh so speaking
(36:30):
of oh god, Madeline ray NoStop was perusing the internet and she found
a company that makes Vulva moisturizing creamand CBD and organic botanical suppositories. Interesting.
(36:57):
What do you find more interesting?What I find the most interesting about
all of that is that I actuallyhave been using that for years, but
as like a combo product, solike I infuse marijuana with coconut oil and
I use it as lube. Ohokay, I got you. Yeah,
And like I was wondering what itdid. Okay, Yeah, Now it
(37:22):
kind of just gives you like abit of a body high since it can
get like absorbed by like the softtissues, right, So it's just like
a nice little feeling. It kindof helps heat things up a little bit
down there, you know. Okay, it's like a little for play jel
Yeah, okay, I like it. Yeah. I was wondering because you
know, if it makes your vaginahigh, it might make lips even droopier.
(37:44):
Wow, a little flappier, youknow. Wow, We're really going
to end the year on this note. Damn. Hey, I love it.
You dare get me wrong. I'vemade the rest. We all know.
You want to wear my flaps likea mustache. I've said it before
(38:08):
and I'll say it again because Ienjoy it so immensely. I would enjoy
a woman with labias so large thatwhen she runs, it sounds like a
landscape truck going down the road witha loose tarp. Wow. Yeah,
we're definitely not ending the year orthe show on a high brow note.
(38:34):
No, And I think that's reallyfitting for us. I think so too.
It's just been a steady decline sinceI joined the show. You know.
I think twenty twenty three was actuallythe first like full year that we've
been together. So we've been doingthis. I believe so as well.
Yeah. Oh oh, it's beenlike a whole year of just D D
(38:59):
and d D. Yes. Haveyou learned? You all love it?
Yeah? Have you learned anything aboutme? Absolutely not. No, I
didn't think. Yeah I don't.I barely remember your name, let's be
honest. Oh it starts with theDI huh. If I didn't have it
written down like your intro. Ifit wasn't my favorite thing, I would
(39:19):
have forgotten your name too, getit? Yeah, well it's his name.
Oh yeah, it's that thing thatI love. Cock Kringle. Is
that another one of your aliases.It might turn into one. I've my
mind instantly started running with it.I could be like the world's dirtiest Santa
Claus. That's that's a thing.See. You've also given birth to many
(39:44):
aliases over the course of twenty twentythree. Oh my goodness, so many.
Can we just have a list?I feel like there should be like
Sarah McLaughlin playing in the background andhave like each one come up with like
cursive font saying their name, likelike an in memoriam. Yeah, give
me the ah else keep going.I want to see if you hit that
(40:06):
note O enjoy that. People listeningwith earphones on, yeah, I highly
recommend listening to this like in thecar, right, don't put headphones in,
right. But yeah, let's let'sdo a quick rundown of all of
the the aliases birthed in twenty twentythree. And if you're listening to this
(40:28):
in your car and you have thewindows down, please give an apology to
the dog in the car next door. In the neighbor was Yoko Ono putting
out a new album. So ofcourse you have Dick Dangle, you have
(40:50):
Dick Rigid, you have Dick ElDente, you have whiskey Dick, you
have dip Dangle and one of mypersonal favorites, Old Man Dangle. Oh
it's been a while, and thenall started with old man Dangle. Well,
(41:12):
I love that so much. Technicallyit started with Dick Ridgid because that
was something like back before episode onehundred that someone had realm ended. Yeah,
and he's just been sitting around eversince, just waiting, yeah,
just waiting to get angry, waitingto get burst. Yes, yeah,
(41:37):
old man Dangles probably might go toit's hard not to do that voice,
right, Well, I mean theshoe fits right. Oh, come on
now, come on, last showever, we're ending it right now on
an excellent note. Then no,it's not an excellent note calling me old?
(41:59):
Do I sound like that? SometimesI won't lie when I talk about
my love for physical media. Likeokay, So here's a story. I
go to a local record store tomy house and it is an independently owned
record store. It turned into aconcert venue. And now the gentleman has
(42:23):
bought out a record store many milesaway and his brit has been bringing home
literal tractor trailer loads of records andCDs and he's yeah, he's gonna sell
those. So because I know themwell, I go to volunteer my time
to help them unload all this stuff, and beforehand there's a large group of
(42:47):
us there to help, and he'slike, yeah, so along with all
of these albums, we will behaving CDs if anybody actually wants those,
or we also have just like afew forty five records, just the singles,
and I don't know if anyone herelikes them. If they do,
(43:08):
I won't shit on the forty fivesbecause they and you were immediately rock hard.
I was. I want, like, I'll buy them off you right
now. Yeah, could have knockedout any person in that room. I
was moving boxes of records without myhand with your dack, right yeah.
And uh, I'm like, Ikind of like those, but it's weird.
(43:30):
It's weird how with the absolute explosionof how collectible LPs are again,
forty fives didn't come along at all. You can buy those for pennies on
a dollar. It's crazy, huh. And I'm just, yeah, I'm
waiting for them to come around,if for nothing else for the frame ability,
(43:51):
because they are smaller, right.But I'm sitting there and I'm like,
I kind of like CDs and fortyfive, Like, how dare you?
And the guy standing next to meturns around, he's like yeah.
He's like, I ended up gettingrid of all my CDs and I said
I have twenty six hundred in myhouse and he's like, good god,
(44:13):
Yeah, that's a lot I'm seeing. I was like, yeah, I
got a bit of a problem,but I love physical media. And he's
like, do you have like DVDs? And I said, well, I
said, I probably have like fiftyactual movie DVDs, but I have the
entire box set collection, which isthirty nine volumes. Each volume has four
(44:37):
DVDs with one movie on it fromMystery Size Satter three thousand, and then
all the riff track stuff. Sothere's a lot there. Yeah. He's
like, holy smokes. And Isaid that doesn't account my adult DVD collection
and he paused and he kind ofsmirked, and he's like how many.
And I'm like north of five hundredeasily, probably closer to seven because I
(45:00):
probably have three hundred signed. Butit's not weird because I just collect them,
right. I I watch them forthe articles subtitles. Yeah, I
watch them in different languages I'm learningsomething and he just looked at me and
(45:20):
he's like really, and I saidyeah, I said, oh, I
guess I kind of have to explain. I have this podcast that I went
on from there. I said,yeah, so I got a lot of
DVDs and a pretty good adult ephemeracollection. He just goes really like he
was so blown away it it wasreally that's what I do. I love
(45:44):
that I'm not afraid to be meout like, I'm very respectful with how
I talk about it, but I'mme. You know, that's great.
I'm more than happy to tell everybodyabout my podcast and my persona and who
I've met at because that's always fun. When you meet someone and they're like,
hey, I heard you have thispodcasting. They never say you talk
(46:07):
to it and you hang out witha lot of porn stars, I'm like,
oh yeah, and like, haveyou ever met so and so and
typically and usually it's Dollia d ofcourse, Oh yeah, right, I'm
sure that's as right. I'm like, can't stand her, Yeah, she's
the worst. Ye. But becausethere are so many and depending on the
(46:30):
age of the person, how manyhave you know come and gone with their
careers? Right? They're like,oh, do you know this person?
Do you know that person? Andsome of them like, oh, yeah,
you know, I've met them.I've had conversations with them and went
out to dinner with them, whateverthe situation may be. But it is
always fun when you have that onewhere they go, have you ever met
this person? And I just smileand I show them that I have their
(46:53):
contact information on my phone, likeso I could text them. Ah,
They're like, no way, andthey just absolutely lose their mind. There's
nothing that makes me feel more specialin a moment than that. There's going
to be so much more of thatwith all of the conventions and stuff coming
in the upcoming year. Oh yes, that's so exciting. We're going to
(47:14):
carry that energy through into the upcomingyear. Yeah. Absolutely. And as
a reminder for the listeners, ifyou want to know where I'm going to
be convention wise, my first conventionof the year is going to be Chicago.
I'm definitely doing New Jersey. We'llsee what kind of happens in between
(47:35):
there. You know, it dependson what kind of comes my way and
what I'm available for, which means, you know, it would be nice
if someone say, like United Airlines, the best airline company on the planet,
would sponsor me some flights. Yeah, shout out to them. And
(47:59):
if not them, maybe American Airlines. The second they are one A,
one B, they are side byside with their greatness. Call me call
me right. The Frontier can suckit so well. I have to say,
I am so grateful to have spentthis last year being on the show,
(48:23):
riffing with you, being ridiculous,getting out the crazy thoughts inside my
brain, like eating soft pretzels whilegetting railed right, And I just thank
you very much for having me onthe show. Yeah, thank you,
and thank Madeline as well, becauseabsolutely I can agree with that there is
(48:44):
that where else do these thoughts go? Yeah, gives us a chance to
get them out. And thank youlisteners for listening to these crazy thoughts.
I hope that you have enjoyed themas much as we have. Yeah,
for sure. And that is somethingwhen it comes to this show, as
much as people listening to it canfind an escape in it, find some
(49:07):
humor. Every once in a while, you mind find something that you can
apply to your life. It's rare, but it might happen. I don't
think people realize how cathartic it isfor the people that do the show,
where we could kind of fall intothis rhythm, have a great conversation,
forget about our days if they wereless than stellar, and come in and
(49:30):
have a laugh and leave and justbe able to take a breath and relax.
Absolutely so thank you to the listeners, especially anybody who's listened to the
show, anybody who's listening to thisepisode in particular, thank you. You
give us a space to just liketalk about this kind of stuff, because
honestly, where else would you correctAnd the best way to listen to him
(49:52):
are beats by Dre call me andwhile you're sipping a vitamin water energy and
you know, maybe what you're donedoing that in a kiya. I think
we've covered like most of the bigcategories. I think you did it.
(50:13):
I'm shooting for the moon, iswhat I'm saying. Yeah, well,
just like Tesla while loubed up withastroglide, astroglide the only loob to use
in space that's right in that spacebeing my button straight to the moon.
(50:39):
Oh goodness, gracious, So yeah, do you have any more salacious sellout
mentions that you want to make?I think we've covered just about any or
all of them, all of themain categories. But on a serious note,
if anybody has any contacts with youknow, sex toy companies or lube
(51:01):
companies or anything adult related or evennot, we did, you know,
collaborate a little bit with shout outto them. Oh there's the name that
I'm beeping It is that name.Okay. If anybody who's even slightly related
(51:22):
to Dick Ball's boobs, pussy,any of that stuff, has any kind
of companies or anything, we arehappy to do reviews and I think the
two of us would crush it.Oh yeah, always looking for especially whether
they are large or small companies,more than happy to review toys. I
(51:43):
actually have one that I wanted toreview and give somebody an opportunity to review,
and I didn't, So that willbe coming in the new year.
But yeah, if you're like,hey, I want to be on your
podcast with a review, whether it'sa female toy, male toy, or
otherwise, and get it out there. I'm we we as a collective are
(52:05):
more than happy to do so.Absolutely, And if they want to do
that, Dick, where can theyfind you? Well, last time,
we're saying I also want a subscriptionto Hustler magazine, So I just shoehorned
that one in really well. Shoutout Hustler, Johnny. Hook us out.
(52:30):
So you can get in contact withme via email. Dick at Dangling
after Dark dot com is my email. Just send it to me like,
hey, we would like to sendyou a toy, give me an address.
Here is our stuff, here's ourinformation, and to lubricant anything anything.
(52:58):
Yeah, I was waiting. Okayto whispery, I apologize if you
do a magazine and you want tosend us an issue to review to talk
about on the show so other peoplecan try and find it. We do
love our articles, love articles,love photography, love it all and even
(53:19):
if it's not adult related. Butyou're not afraid to advertise or sponsor something
that is more adult related. Letus know. And you can also let
me know via DM and that ison Twitter slash x and that is at
the Dick Dangle beautiful. Yes,now what you know? What else is
(53:42):
beautiful? What you are my friend? Thank you? Dick? Oh hold
on, hold on one second,Mama Dangles here, what's up? Oh?
Did you hear that? Huh?Come on over you. We'll make
it part of the show. Comeon over, Mamma Dangle. No,
you're ready on so go ahead.This is Dahlia, Hi da, Hello,
(54:06):
Merry Christmas, Happy Year, MerryChristmas and happy New Year. And
thank you for the hats. Ilive in Canada and my head is always
cold and you have made it sothat it is not. So thank you
for that fits, which is ashock because my noggin is giant. Good
(54:28):
times. So huh, they're gonnahave it, folks. A sneak little
interjection by Mama Tangle. That wasa good episode as well. Finish off
our year. Oh that is beautiful. So Dahlia, where can people find
you, not only online but onsocial media? Give it all to them.
(54:49):
If you want any of my links, anything at all, give it
www dot dalia d dot com.That's d A H L I A d
E dot com. Lick it,slip it in. Come on, what
else you got? Oh? Well, that was it? Okay for me?
(55:10):
You can follow me on Twitter atthe Dick Dangle. You can follow
me on Instagram Danglin after Dark.Dick Dangle dot com is my links page
and Danglin after dark dot com isthe website page where you can download the
episodes that you hear, enjoy them, let me know you're listening. Probably
(55:31):
through the holidays. I will beputting out different surveys and polls on Twitter,
slash x to see what the listenerswant and see what kind of interaction.
I get very excited to do so. But tune for some polls,
some what some twitters. Oh okay, I'm like, all right, I'll
(55:53):
take someone sending me a stripper polefor the house. I'll put that in
this stud I'll make room for that, no doubt. I'm looking at you,
Adult Empire. I've purchased so muchproduct from you over the years.
I think you should. I'm throwneverybody out there. So thank you one
(56:19):
and all for listening to this episodeand show. Please take care of yourselves
and the people around you. Payfor your porn and support amazing content creators
like Dahlia d like Madeline Rey,and all of the incredible performers and people
that you have heard on the showover the years. Find something that feeds
(56:44):
your soul, do it as oftenas you possibly can. Have a wonderful
twenty twenty four. We will seeyou soon, bigger and better. As
always, and of course I hopeyour twenty twenty three was absolutely amazing.
I hope you're twenty twenty four willalso be absolutely amazing. And don't forget
(57:08):
to dangle on
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