January 17, 2024 • 64 mins
Sometimes Pervert Nation needs some ammunition for discussions they may get into. So, we are here to help! For this episode, Dick and co-host Dahlia Dee get caught up on some news and notes, a sexy Dangle dream and talk about the benefits of working out. Then the team work through as important a topic there is: why you should pay for your porn! Some interesting thoughts are brought to light as to why you should do your best to support the adult industry. Give to what you love and Dangle On!
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Dangling After Dark with Dick Dangle.Episode five seventeen contains co host Dalia d
shoutouts and updates, great dreams andwhy you should pay for your porn.
Warning this show is only for adultswho like sex. Does your dick hang?
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No? Does it dangle to andfro? Can you tie at you?
Then? Can you tie it ina boat? Don't worry, Dick
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will be coming. Welcome to thepresent nation. Here he is Dick Dangle.
Dick Dangle, really, I justhit record, coughing on my shit.
Hello everybody, and welcome to episodefive seventeen of Dangling after Dark with
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Dick Dangle. Welcome to the PervertNation. I am your host, Dick
Dangle, and joining me for thisepisode is your favorite goddess from the Great
White North. She is the ManitobaMaple serp Maiden, the sexy sex pot
from Saskatoon, Your thick Thumpa fromthunder Bay, the bitch and concubine from
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British Columbia, the perfect vagina fromRegina, the pro tworker but anti Squerna
from Alberta. It is Dahlia dHow are you doing girl? It's impossible
to be like any kind of negativeafter hearing that. Honestly, even if
I was having a bad day,which I wasn't, ok, that would
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have immediately put me in a bettermood. Okay, Well, if you
are ever in a bad mood,you let me know. Call you really
sick, give me my intro.Well, if if you would like download
the episode, just take the audioout and you could either have it as
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like a ring tone or something ofan MP three that you could play on
your phone. Oh my god,I'm gonna pick up my ringtone for when
you call me. Oh there yougo. Yes, Oh I like it.
I think I may need to doa cameo like the cameo site you
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know where people pay for little messagesand stuff. Yes, I do cameo
where people have me do intros forthem. Oh my god, that would
be amazing. Yes you should.But instead of doing it on cameo because
they're not not safe for work,you should do it on Loyal Fans.
Who has a cameo feature. It'scalled shout outs. Oh okay, and
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just roll it right into your subscriptions. I did not know I was giving
you finger guns. That's what thatnoise was. By the way, I
realized nobody can see me at thelast second. Well, then you have
to make it sound more gunnish.Well yeah, but that's what you do
when you do finger guns. You'relike, well, that's that's the cocking
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of the finger finger guns, butyou have to shoot them. Oh okay,
so it should be more like howreally, I'm Canadian, we don't
do guns. Oh that is true. I don't think I've ever heard a
gun. You guys hunt stop it. Bang? Oh my goodness, bang
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bang. That was better. Yeah, cowboys, I'm killing it. I
mean, you do have Canadian footballleagues where they have teams called the rough
Riders. It's true, but itdoesn't mean what you think it means.
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Oh hey, now all right,start watching the Canadian Football League. Holy
smokes, you should tie them inthis episode's description, I might have to
with mentions of the rough Riders.Speaking of rough Riders, what you're going
to get with this episode is Dahliad and myself with some targeted topics for
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the listeners for twenty twenty four.We want to bring some ideas and arguments
to the positive about something that everyoneshould be doing. But I do want
to bring up a couple things beforehand. So the first one is I want
to say congratulations to the Berg Couplefor fun. They Oh, they just
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released their one hundredth episode a fewweeks ago of their celebratory gunshots is what
you guys do right of their inthe Tub podcast. I am thrilled that
they are able to continue their journeyand I hope they have continued fun and
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success with their podcast. If youwant to check them out on Twitter,
it is at Berg which is bU r G H couple CPL the number
four the word fun and that's soexciting. And here's to one hundred more
amazing episodes of their podcast, which, like I was on, so it's
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totally worth a listen. Do youremember the episode you were on? Nope,
it was a New Jersey one.I'm so sorry, bird couple.
How dare she? And you knowwhat? Just to like make you guys
listen, they asked me what Ithink that all people should put on fries?
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That was like one of their likequestions, and as a Canadian,
I flubbed it harder than anyone hasever flubbed anything ever. So you guys
should go and listen to that episodeand find out why, and then you
can shame me on Twitter for it. Okay, we will Okay, I
figured it's fine. I can takeit. See, I remember the episode
I was on. What episode wereyou on, Dick? I was on
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episode one hundred only quite Yeah.They had a nice get together at a
little restaurant for the episode. Itwas an enjoyable day. So thank you
to them for that. Oh thatis loveless. Nice. Well check it
out everybody. Yes, and Iwould like to say congratulations. Also,
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it goes to you, Dahlia,to me, you reached one hundred thousand
subscribers I did hub. Congratulations,Thank you so much. It has been
a grind getting there. We finallygot there on porn Hub. I'm super
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freaking excited about it. And theywill be sending me out like a wall
plaque to put up. That's likelots of people are seeing your battle.
Yay. I think I found thetitle of the episode. Ah, thank
you. I'm super excited about it. It's a huge milestone for me.
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So and I'm sure it had nothingto do with your reach and gaining popularity
of being on the show. Ohabsolutely not no, not at all.
So I think you should get asmall circular saw handsaw whatever you want to
use and cut the very corner ofthat plaque off and send it to me.
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I'll send you a scan of it. Okay, I want a digital
Facts and I'll scratch out the partwhere it says like alia e and i'll
put angle that's I appreciate that becausethe diesel will already be there. Right.
Yeah, we'll see that works out. It's less work for you,
it fits. Yeah. I wantthe old school x's and o's digital scan
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like with the early facts machines ofit. I will see what I can
do. Right, So one thingbefore we get to your topic that I
want to get to now. Ofcourse, with this being January twenty twenty
four, I am doing my bestto live my best life, if you
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want to put it in a verymodern way, where I'm trying to do
more to take care of myself becauseby taking care of myself, I'm able
to give more. And as Iwas getting my head straight last year,
it picked up my energy and Iwas able to give more, but it
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kind of took a toll on mephysically because I wasn't really taking care of
myself. So I decided to startdoing the necessary steps to get myself in
better health. Good for you,Thank you, Dahlia. Although I did
hear from Ruby that you're quite goodat giving as is I wow. I
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did not expect that thank you toher. But I want to be better.
I want to be better. Idon't want to sweat like I'm in
a sana every time I do things. Oh God, the worst is it
raining or inside? Yeah? Ihave one of those fancy shower heads that
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just drizzles on you, which Idon't understand. Okay, okay, which
part are you picturing that is makingyou make that noise? Getting dripped on?
Okay, just get dripped on ingeneral. Okay. So I decided
I'm going to go back to thegym and work a little bit on my
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cardio, work a little bit onmy strength. I'm less worried about my
weight than I am just my overallhealth. Right. I did see you
post a picture of the StairMaster.Yes, hello, darkness, smile friend.
It is so bizarre when it comesto exercise equipment for me, because
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there are certain things that my bodyjust naturally enjoys doing, and that machine
is one of them. Like,I haven't done the Staremaster in four or
five years, five years. It'sbecause you got thunder thighs and the thick
ass. Yes, and like,you know what, let me see how
this feels. I'm just gonna takean easy pace because I'm definitely going to
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do more floors than I would doin a regular day. I hopped on
and it's funny you say that becauseI have I have my notes here,
because I have to put it allon a on a note. Thunder thighs,
thick s, So my last staremaster here. Let's see. So
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in twenty two minutes, I didsixty three floors. Damn how many stairs
per floor? Like right around fifteenfifteen sixteen steps? And I did that.
And it's like, I'm probably gonnapay for this because I just don't.
It's not a break neck pace byany stretch of the imagination, but
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it's one of those Ah, youknow what, I better not go for
longer because I'm probably gonna be reallysore. I wasn't sore at all.
Yeah, I was more sore fromdoing the rowing machine the next day and
from very specific exercises because I'm sophysical through the day that my body's pretty
used to it. I just gotto get a little bit stronger. But
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yeah, there were like lat poleswith a bar. That one really got
me because I don't do that typeemotion during the day. But yeah,
it's going well, it's a goodstart. I'm glad to hear that you're
like the opposite of most people.Like most people like skip leg day.
You're like all about leg day.Oh I could do leg day day all
day. Yeah, leg day allday, log day all day. But
for the men out there who sayto themselves, listen, I'm tired.
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I work hard. I may beolder, and I've put in my time.
I have other things that keep meactive. I'm in okay shape,
I'm good where I'm at, Butcan you fuck hard for ten minutes?
So here's a positive to getting backto the gym, especially moving weight.
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Now, for anyone who knows anythingabout exercise, when you do lower reps,
say you are doing bicep curls,and the weight you are able to
move for three sets is say lessthan ten repetitions, let's say eight or
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less, your body naturally creates testosteronebecause it is reacting to you building muscle.
And I do things I don't wantto get not like I will at
my age, but I don't wantto get big, but I also don't
want to get injured, so Ikeep my reps like right around eight to
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ten. Even in the first weekof me doing these exercises, I am
noticing a physiological change and my bodyis already producing more testosterone. It's amazing
how quickly exercise changes your life.It's incredible. And do you really is
do you know how? I knowthis because you've been rock hard every second
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of every day since You're not toofar off. So my typical cycle of
self love is in the evenings,and through the end of twenty twenty three,
I wasn't doing a whole lot ofself love. But for this first
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week, my body is like,Hey, I know you're tired, I
know you're sore from working out,but we need to kind of take care
of something. So I'm gonna puta thought into your brain and you're gonna
think about this every time you goto the gym from now on. Okay,
everyone at the gym there with youis experiencing this same thing. I
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would imagine most are, Yeah,you're just in a gym full of a
bunch of horny fucks, and youcan look around be like, I bet
that guy has rubbed it out likeeight times today. The harder they're working
out, the more times they've probablynutted in that twenty four hour period.
You're not wrong. Yeah, it'sfood for thought when all you resolutioners are
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kicking it on the StairMaster. That'sright. Take a look around you when
you're doing your bench press. Yeah, and you're like that person over there.
They're feeling what I'm feeling. Theygot it. They have the tangle.
Every person has a score out often. Let's put it though way.
So the other benefit of this isthat my dreams are now in toe.
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Oh that's good, Dahlia. Becauseyou are someone that works in the
sex industry, do you have alot of sexual dreams. I don't really
dream because I'm like a giant pothead. Oh that's right. We have covered
that in the past. Yeah,I don't have dreams anymore. If I
stop smoking, I get like crazy, vivid dreams. But I think that's
like pretty standard for somebody who's likequitting. Yeah, I typically don't.
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I'll have a few a year,but I had a tremendous one last night.
Oh. Usually if I have asexual dream, I don't have quote
unquote sex in it. It's I'mnaked with a person and we maybe we're
fooling around, but something else intervenes. Ah, did Dick have a wet
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dream? No, I've never hadone. Oh interesting, Sorry, And
I think that's because I masurbate beforeI go to bed. Oh yeah,
that makes sense. So in thisdream, I am in a hotel room
with a lovely woman and we areboth completely undressed. She is fit,
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she is very active, she hasan athletic body, definitely masturbates like eight
times a day, right right,And she wants to show me something that
she believes will impress me. Sowhile she is naked, she does it's
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I don't want to say a handstand, but like her head and her hands
are on the ground and she isfeet up like with no support. Okay,
okay, So of course, whatdoes Dick Dangle think? I'm going
to use this to my advantage?So I kneel down, I put my
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penis in her mouth as I orallygratify her. Ah, like a standing
sixty nine. Yes kind of,and I am pretty aggressive with my movements
to her mouth. As a fullepisode of Dick's sex dream, everybody,
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yes, as I as I workher over with my mouth, and after
a series of minutes, we stopand as we stand to sit on the
bed, there's somebody else in theroom and it is her husband. Oh
no. She proceeds to tell herhusband that I'm the first person to bring
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her to orgasm plot twist by oralbut in that position as well. And
then you got murdered by her husband, and then my alarm goes off.
Then I wake up, right,yeah, So it was like, wow,
not only do I get the benefitsof tasosterone and working out, you
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know, just kind of in dailylife and in how I feel sexually about
myself, but it's also in mydreams. So I'm hoping this keeps up.
If that doesn't inspire you all towork out, I don't know what
will. Thank you. Just sayingmakes you want to go work out right
now? Right I am. I'mdoing leg curls and shoulder presses. Yeah
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as we speak, Hell yeah,get that bump and it doesn't take much
core work to be able to shootfarther. That's all I'm saying, guys.
It's true that all I'm saying thatis very true. Oh my goodness.
So once again, nothing but hardhitting topics, hard hitting topics.
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And speaking of hard hitting topics,this is a hard hitting topic that it's
so it's been addressed in the showbefore, and it's literally in the Dick
Dangle tagline. Okay, you've heardit every single episode since the inception of
Dic Dangle. But I have abig question. Okay, are you ready
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now? First, let me askthis. Does what you are about to
talk about come with numbers? Doesit have statistics? We're going to have
statistics when you're about to do somemasks. Okay, good, because I
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want to be able to quantify whatyou're talking about. Okay, Oh,
it's happening. So for the listeners, Dahlia d was like, Dangle,
I need to talk about something andI'm going to blow your mind. So
I'm going to have her kind oftake the floor, take the lead with
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this, and uh please, missd the floor is yours. Here we
go. I have this question andit is a big one like dongs and
toilet big or like bigger you're cloggingthe drain, my guy. Okay,
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okay, Dick Dangle, Yes,ma'am. You say it every single episode.
Why should people pay for their porn? Wow? Okay, I told
you it was a big one.I told you it was a drain clogger.
This is this is a toilet snaker. This one's in the in the
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pea bend so the smell doesn't comeback, you know, or so that
the penis doesn't go further. Okay. Uh, it's a question with simple
answers, but there's so many detailswithin the answers, and that's why we
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have a whole episode. That's right. So the first couple that immediately popped
mind like, I am zero preppedon this. I'm not gonna lie to
you. Oh I know. That'swhy I wanted to bring this on you
because obviously it's something that you're anadvocate for because you say it in every
single episode. That's right. Ido say, pay for your porn and
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support amazing content creators. It's true. Every single episode it's drilled into my
mind. I fall asleep at nightsometimes hearing that speech. Oh wow,
am I going to record that foryou as well? You might have to.
I'm gonna have to make it likemy nighttime noise. I am white
noise for these the whitest of noiseof everyon my initial answers are you want
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to financially support the people that bringyou joy. So if someone is using
their time, money, abilities,expert tease to create something that you enjoy
and either enjoy often or enjoy Like, say there's a movie you really like,
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If that is a movie you've watchedmultiple times, then you should somehow
support it. And just like youdo with streaming services, you pay for
the streaming service to get the moviesyou want to watch. You go to
the theater to watch the movie youwant to watch, and that is how
you should show your support and appreciationfor anything that has to do with the
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adult industry. For you to paymeans that you are supporting and they can
continue to create what you enjoy.And that's what makes this show such an
anomaly because I make no money.We're working on it. People, we're
working on it. I'm debating ifI'm going to leave this in or not.
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I may. I may so ifyou continue to say and tip it.
When it comes to people in theadult industry, especially on the content
creator side, they're creating because theyenjoy creating, so they're not putting massive
financial fees on what they are making. If you join a subscription site,
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it's a couple bucks a month,you know, we'll say up to ten
even fifteen if you enjoy their movies. There are sites that you can go
to and just get sites specific orscene specific, So like say you don't
want to join a big platform andpay a monthly subscription, you can just
go to specific sites get the moviesyou want for typically a lower cost.
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Things like that. There are waysto support without putting out an exorbitant amount
of money. Absolutely, I thinkit's like a huge, huge range.
Like you can spend as little aslike five dollars sometimes and like make somebody's
whole entire day, oh for sure. And that's actually the nice thing about
camming because you could go on andwatch someone interact with a community of people,
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maybe do some sexual things. Theydon't necessarily do it all the time.
They may be just sitting and hangingout, but you could watch somebody
do what they do best, eithertalking with other people, performing a sex
act, whatever the situation may be. And you could just do tokens in
small amounts or large amounts up toyou, but you know you could do
it. It's you're not breaking thebank to show your love and support of
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them. It's like going to aconvention. You pay the door fee,
you see the people that you wantto see. You can support them as
well. So there are different waysto go about this, and sometimes they
kind of getting away from the payfor your porn for a second. If
you are someone that enjoys the adultindustry, you can post on social media,
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especially Twitter, slash x, thatyou have purchased something, you enjoy
something. It doesn't have to bedirty, it can be extremely respectful.
And that goes very far too becausethen the people in the industry see that,
they realize that they are doing somethingthat is affecting somebody positively, and
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just kind of them being them isaffecting somebody positively, and they will be
motivated to continue to do that.Absolutely. Yeah, a little shout outs
here and there, like even helpsso much. But like and seeing stuff
like that, like posts from otherpeople who have purchased, make other people
want to purchase and support also too, So that is like supertyer helpful.
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Yes, So if you buy somethingfrom somebody, DVD, a scene,
a subscription what is the term whenyou subscribe to it? Just a subscribe
to a platform. You are allowingthe people to not only make a living,
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but continue to do what they dothat brings you joy, that allows
you to escape and just kind oflove what you love absolutely and follow up
question, Yes, this is anotherheavy hitter. Oh boy, do you
think free porn should be available?Oh, that's a great question, to
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be honest, because there is abenefit to it. Let's say you go
to a site that has free pornon it. You may find someone like,
say you were looking for someone specific, but they do a scene with
somebody else and you go, ooh, I like them, I find them
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attractive. I'm going to find outstuff that they have. Or if you
search somebody because you like them andthey're like, hey, here's something else
you might like and you go ooh, I've never heard of this person,
and then you do your research andthen you follow them on social media and
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then maybe you check out their subscriptionplatforms and their site platforms and things like
that. There is kind of anadvertisement benefit to it, but in the
long run, you should still doyour best to somehow support the creators that
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you really enjoy. Because yeah,and it makes it difficult. Because the
wonderful musician weird Al Yankovic put outa TikTok about how many streams he had
on Spotify. Oh wow, andhe said, I would like to thank
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my fans and the listeners. Ihad over eighty million streams on Spotify.
Wow, which equates to a twelvedollars. Yeah, so thank you,
he said, thank you very muchfor the delicious sandwich he bought. So
you have to be careful, Likeit's nice to be able to go to
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different platforms and you go, well, they're getting views, so they're making
money, but it's not livable moneyin any stretch of the imagination that you
get from a lot of these platforms. Absolutely, so you are supporting in
a way. But at the sametime, there is more that can be
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done as a fan. Absolutely,Like I said, go to conventions,
go to subscription sites, go toclip sites. Let's say you are a
person like myself and you go,you know what, I enjoy a more
personal thing from performers, maybe clothing, something like that. There are sites
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where you can get stuff like thatfrom them. So most of us do
sell some sort of physical goods aswell, for sure. Yeah. So
there's a lot out there that youcan do to show your support, and
I'm sure there are listeners that golisten. Why would I pay if I
can get it for free? Thething? Well, and that's kind of
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why I'm asking these questions because soI have recently gotten like an influx of
I can't say, clients, people, random people on the internet who have
been like commenting on my social mediabeing like, why would I pay for
your OnlyFans when I can just watchstuff for free? Like why would I
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pay for porn when it's free?Right? And like, personally, I
don't think free porn should be athing. I really don't. I think
it would solve a lot of problemsto put all porn behind a paywall.
I think if you are an adultthat wants to look at porn, you
should be willing to pay even adollar for it, and if you don't,
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then you don't get to watch it. I could kind of agree,
unless it's a site where what isbeing shown are trailers and within that there
are links to go find full scenes. I could kind of see where it
might be of benefit. But yeah, if there are full twenty thirty forty
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minute scenes out there, it doesn'tmake sense to have that be free unless
they are really old, you know, where people are really old, though
they have like a special place ina lot of people's hearts. Like,
I just I don't see the problemwith like paying five dollars for a clip
like that so that you can keepit forever. Yeah, you know what
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now that you say that, Yeah, I can you know, even like
trailers, Like I feel like ifthere was a site that's like listen you
don't want to buy stuff blindly cool, access all these trailers for one dollar
a month, and then you canbuy the full clip if you like the
trailer. Yeah, I don't mindthat at all. I think a lot
of, like I said, alot of problems would be solved that way.
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Like if you have to pay forporn, you're linked to your credit
card, which means that you're ageverified. Correct, So we're going to
see a lot less of you know, underage people consuming porn, true,
which for many many reasons that's aproblem. And you know, it does
that without having to rely on parentalsupervision, which is overwhelmingly not great correct
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these days. I don't know,I just I think it would solve a
lot of problems. And I'm reallythinking, like, like these people are
messaging me and they're like, whywould I buy it when I can get
it for free, And my questionis like, why can you get it
for free? Right? Like oof? And it's creating these like entitled people
who are like, okay, butyou can get it for free. But
you don't understand that this is aperson that needs to make a living in
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order to be able to provide youthis stuff for free. Right, yeah,
And like the free stuff is justlike a like a taste. You're
not supposed to just use it.Yeah, here's what I want people with
that mindset to do. Go intoa restaurant, sit down, order your
meal, and when the check comes, say, hey, listen, I
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could make the same meal at home, so why would I pay for it?
Here? I love the burger Kingcomparison. I always compare camming and
porn to burger king. Always thesame idea. Yeah, okay, yeah,
same idea. Yeah, see howfar that goes? You know,
go into a store and you know, get a bunch of stuff and go
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listen, I don't need this,so I'm just going to take it for
free. Or a massage, right, or any other kind of service.
So you get your nails done forfree? Right? Would you work for
free at the job that you do. Yeah, absolutely right, and ooh
I have a whole ass like thoughthere and it just went right out the
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window on one second. It's commonfind it. Oh yes, okay,
And the thing is for me.I feel like jerking off and like sexuality
is a need as much as likeanything else is right, and porn is
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like a luxury thing to relieve thatneed. Okay, so you're hungry,
you can eat a shitty sandwich,or you can go out and get an
amazing meal at a restaurant and paymore for it. Your horny. You
can jerk off by yourself with yourjergins and your clean eggs paper towels,
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thank you very much. Oh almosttoels. Oh yeah, cleanex is like
fuzzy leaves, like fuzzies on yourdick. You gotta get the stuff with
lotion in it and it doesn't stickpro tip. But you know what I
mean. And if you want toupgrade that experience, maybe you buy some
porn to jerk off to, andyou know, say that and hang on
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to it and then you have somethingthat's a luxury experience. If you need
to sleep, you can lay onthe floor and pass out and you'll still
sleep, or you can buy yourselfa fucking bed and sleep in luxury,
you know what I mean, becauseI equate it as a need. I
feel like porn is very much likean extension of that, and it's a
it's a luxury version of that,and I just I don't know, I
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feel like people should be paying forit, and in terms of pricing,
and this is something too that Ireally wanted to get into. The value
of paying for porn versus paying forsex in other ways is massive. You're
not wrong, It's huge. Yeah, And this is not to disparage any
kind of sex work whatsoever. Everysingle kind of sex work out there is
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worth what you fucking pay for it, Yes, one hundred percent. And
this is again like it's different versionsof the luxury. You can jerk off
by yourself, or you can buyporn, or you can pay a cam
girl to jerk off with you,or you can level up and go to
the strip club, or you canlevel up and get fucked by a hot
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chick that escorts. Right, ButI'd like to compare these like tiers of
luxury. Have you ever hired anescort dick? I've been to a brothel.
I've never hired an escort. You'vebeen doing brothel yeah twice? Oh
my god, did I blow yourmind? You did? Wow? Yeah,
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you know it's my dream. I'veliterally said since I was like way
too young to be saying this.It's always been my dream to be like
the madam of a brothel, likethe business bitch. Yeah. Anyways,
so okay, we'll use your brothelexperience as like a benchmark. Okay,
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what did you get at this brothel? Sex? Okay, I'm not sure
exactly Like that answers the question becauseif you had just gotten a blowjaw,
it's dipped right, okay, Solike full on sex, yes, with
someone you've never met before. Howmuch of a luxury is that? How
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much are you paying for that experience? Well? See, even that comes
with tears. So the first timeI went, it was someone I did
not know, okay, and itwas just a time to see what the
experience was like. It was agood experience. So the next time I
went, it was with someone inthe adult industry. It was kind of
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that the fantasy experience. So thatperson we both knew each other, but
at the same time, we neverdid anything like that. So even within
that I leveled up. Okay,was it different prices each time? Yeah?
Okay, not only different prices,but different lengths of time, right,
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okay, which would mean different prices, right, correct? Right,
So like what's I'm I actually didnot do a whole lot of research on
this particular aspect. What is likethe going rate for like having sex with
a stranger? It was a whileago that I did it, But I
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would imagine, now, if yougo to a brothel and you're just with
one person, and you agree onfairly, I guess what you can consider
basic services like sex to completion.Yeah, I would say say probably like
four or five hundred dollars is usuallylike a I would say more than that.
(38:52):
Yeah. Oh, because it's abrothel too, I'm thinking of like
back pages. Yeah no, yeah, definitely not back pages. Yeah,
this was a nova or brothel,So that was you're talking. I would
imagine, once again, depending onwhat you want, probably north of one
thousand dollars. Okay. So that'sthe and I think that's a reasonable price
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to pay to be able to havesex with a stranger. I considering they
check for STDs and things like that, and they put a lot of effort
into the experience. Yeah, right, you're getting a lot for your buck
at that point. Yes, tomaybe have like a lesser experience, you
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know, with a stranger off theinternet, and maybe a little less,
but still like you're paying for thatexperience for sure. If you don't want
to have full on sex with astranger, but you'd like a pretty lady
to rub herself all over you,probably like, let's say for ten minutes.
Okay, how much are you lookingat at a strip cloud? That's
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probably what three to four dances?Uh, yeah, you're probably looking at
yeah, somewhere between eighty and onehundred dollars without tip. Right, so
a lesser amount of quote luxury,right, because you don't get to actually
like come yeah for a slightly lesserprice, right right, right again,
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very reasonable, you could wow,Well if you're thinking of like cover and
stuff too though, right, yeah, I are you including that in your
in your pricing? No, Iwouldn't go into any club, and I'm
not a big private room champagne roomguy, because, as Chris Rock once
said, there's no sex in thechampagne room. I wouldn't walk into a
(40:45):
club with door and maybe having acouple of drinks with less than say three
hundred dollars okay, so that wouldbe like what you would pay for a
good experience at a club. Yeah, which I I think it's reasonable to
have like hot girls that would neverbe interested in you otherwise, like not
you specifically. I just know ithurts you as like the world. Ah,
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I mean we've got to be honest, right, we're doing statisticics to
six Okay, I think that's prettyreasonable three hundred dollars to have like a
great time and get some physical connectionyeah with a hot chick and for me
for sure, probably some great boobs, slush but cheeks and then what would
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you say is like the next probablya cam girl would be like the next
level of intimacy down well, Iwould actually say going to like physical media
because DVDs, even though their popularitiesand flux, I actually think it's coming
back, as we talk, whenyou buy physical media like that, you're
(42:00):
gonna pay twenty to thirty dollars fora DVD, so right, you know,
you could buy like say like,man, I really need something new
to watch. Let me hop onAdult Empire and I'm gonna buy a couple
of DVDs. Spend one hundred bucksand you have that, so you think
to like to have like a reallydecent porn collection to jerk off to you
(42:25):
think about one hundred dollars is likea decent ballpark. Uh per purchase,
Yeah, per purchase. How longwould you think that would last? You,
like, if you were really likeusing your porn one hundred dollars.
Like, I think the clip orthe video price for like digital media,
(42:45):
not necessarily physical media is usually aroundlike twenty five dollars for a video,
like a fifteen to twenty minute video. Okay, my stuff is priced a
lot lower than that, because likeI'm a bargain queen, that's right,
Well, but I think that's likethe average. Yeah, that kind of
plays into the structure you're building,because when you buy DVD, you get
(43:08):
a series of scenes. But let'ssay the DVD has five scenes in it
and you only like one, allright, So at least, like if
you go to someone's clip store,then you can buy that one specific scene
that you know you're going to enjoyenjoyed all the time for a lower price,
(43:30):
which is another shining example of whyyou should pay for your porn because
then you can literally get exactly whatyou're looking for. Yes, because a
lot of performers also offer like customvideos, yes, oh yeah, for
sure for very reasonable prices. Yeah. I think it's like a really big
wonder of porn that nobody really likeacknowledges that, like a lot of times
(43:52):
you can just like pay your favoriteperformer to just like make you a video.
Right, I think that's crazy luxury. Yeah, oh for sure.
Yeah. And then so you thinka camera would be even less expensive than
that on the hierarchy of pricing.I do, because when I hop on
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to watch someone on cam, it'snever me. For the record, Okay,
first off, I did one timeand you yelled at me for giving
you money. That's what I dothough, So you no, you could
(44:35):
ask any of my regulars. I'mlike, stop it, pay for your
poor but don't give me money.But don't give me money though, But
if I hop on to watch somebody, I don't know. It kind of
depends on the energy of the room. But yeah, I don't think my
(44:55):
ballpark would be less than one hundreddollars, right, yeah, especially because
in a lot of Okay, sothere's different kinds of camming too, And
the reason that I'm kind of breakingall of this down is because I really
want our listeners to kind of hearwhat the price points are for the different
versions of luxury within sex work.Gotcha. I think it's important to know
(45:16):
like how much you're looking at,what you get for that, and why
it's important to pay that. Sowith camming, as like I would say
and you would say, probably theleast expensive tier, there's two kind of
platforms that sort of are two likesystems that sort of work within camming.
One of them is your Private showHoly private show system where essentially you hang
(45:43):
out clothed in a free chat andthen somebody can take you private and they're
then paying per minute for their ownpersonal private show. Also super cool that
you can do that with adult performers. There's a lot of big names that
do these. Typically I've seen thatbetween six to eight to ten dollars a
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minute, depending on the performer.Okay, so if you wanted to jerk
off for a solid ten minutes withlike an elite tier porn star, you're
probably looking at one hundred to onehundred and twenty dollars depending on how fast
you can come. Okay, Sothere's that side of things. Right.
Then on the other side of things, you have token sights, in which
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performers will set a goal for everybodyto work towards. Now typical that that
goal will only be a couple hundreddollars, So it would be like,
say, if I make two hundreddollars, I will fuck myself here on
cam in front of all of you. It's pretty typical for chatterby, so
that usually works out, Yeah,two hundred dollars or so, and then
every person that pitches in you mayonly have to put in, you know,
(46:51):
ten dollars into the pot right tohelp hit that goal, and then
you still get the returns rights.So there really is like so many different
tiers to sexual gratification if you aren'tgetting it for free at home, right,
(47:13):
I think it just makes sense.Yeah, oh for sure, there's
truly something that will fit any budget. Any budget. Yeah, you can
literally on camsites go in and spendfive dollars a day and pitch into five
different goals, you know, fora dollar each and still get that sexual
gratification, and then you're still payingfor your porn right, and then you
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get like a personal connection also becausethey'll usually thank you. Yeah, absolutely,
and not only will they thank you, but if you are someone that
does go to conventions, then ifthey are there, you can introduce yourself
and they're like, oh, yeah, I know you, you know,
and it further builds that connection thatyou have with them. Absolutely. Follow
(48:00):
up question this is another big one. Are you ready? I don't come
to the show to think Come on, all right, last one? No
good, Okay. If somebody wastelling you they don't pay for their porn,
(48:21):
like I don't pay for porn,I watch it for free on porn.
Hum, what would you say tothat person to get them over to
your side of thinking? I wouldn'tbecause you're not going to change somebody's mind
unless it's something very dramatic. Interesting. Yeah, I'm at the point where
people just think what they think whatever. But you don't think you have the
(48:45):
power to convince frat boy Jones thathe should pay five bucks to watch somebody
masturbate in front of him. No, damn. But what I will do
is judge them. I've had peopleso side story here. I've had people
that I meet at clubs and theyasked me what I do and things like
(49:08):
that, and like, oh,I want to get into the industry.
So when it comes to typically guysthat say that, do you want to
get into the industry or do youwant to fuck porn stars? Because that's
two very different things. And that'stypically what happens because once you go okay,
well here's everything you need and here'sthe cost involved, they usually stop.
(49:30):
M Now, there are some that'ssay, well, when you talk
to all these people, this,that, and the other, it's cool,
but I wouldn't pay for it.And yes, and that's the thing,
Like, I hear that so much, and it is infuriating, Like
to say that to somebody. It'slike saying that to like somebody who makes
(49:52):
cakes for a living, and you'relike, I would never pay for a
cake. I can just big one. Well. The thing is when people
say that to me when I amat the club and I'm with other people,
then it's a okay. The peoplethat are kind of in my tribe
I treat well, right, butthat person I won't because it's kind of
(50:15):
a it's a passive aggressive way,but to me, it's a poignant way,
even if they don't get it,way of saying I don't approve of
how you look at this yeah,I don't. I don't fuck with that.
Yeah. Yeah, because there aremany times where I see the same
people with the clubs over and overand over again, and I'll tell them
(50:36):
something that I experienced, like whydidn't you tell me I would have been
involved? I would have you know, this, that and the other.
And I was like, well,but if you're not paying for it,
why would I involve you in it? Yeah, you don't have the respect
to actually support these people, sowe're not going to include you. Yes,
exactly. Yeah, I like thata lot. And I think that
there should be a lot of judgmentfor people who say, like I don't
(50:59):
pay for my or like you heara lot of like oh, like only
neck beards pay for their porn,or only this and that pay for their
porn. You know who pays fortheir porn? People who want a luxury
jerk off experience. That is it. There is no kind of person that
pays for their porn. It's nota specific stereotype of human being that pays
(51:22):
for their porn. It's people thatwant a luxury jerk off moment, right.
And that's where like, because Inever really try to get anybody to
change their mind and believe what Ibelieve. But when they do have that
energy of why would I pay forit? You've made a statement about yourself.
(51:42):
It's like going into a room fullof fancy people and being like,
I would never eat Gavi R Dow. Yeah, why would you? You
know what I mean? Sorry?Yeah, you know. It's like,
what's one way to make everyone ttheir nose up at you immediately with one
word or one sentence? Right,But when it comes to the adult industry,
(52:07):
people love to think that they're aboveit, but ninety percent of the
men on this planet have a favoritestar, or have a favorite scene,
or have something favorite that involves it, but they're not going to tell you,
or they may tell you but thensay it. If you think you're
(52:28):
better than it, you're not.No, you're really not, because you're
basically saying that you're better than jerkingoff. Right, yes, exactly,
and you're really not. Everybody doesit. It's like I said, it's
in need. Sexuality is in need. It's something that like you will get
angry and withdrawals and all that ifyou don't. You know, people who
(52:49):
don't jerk off are not fun people. They are not So you know,
I don't think that there's any shamein fulfilling that need. I think there's
shame in basically saying that you don'tinvest enough in yourself to fulfill that need
in a way that really benefits you. And could you imagine if everyone who
doesn't pay paid, Could you imaginethe influx of positivity motivated creators what they're
(53:21):
creating. Could you imagine what thisindustry would produce when people across the board
paid for it. We'd be ableto go full cgi, we could hire
costume teams. Yeah, like itcould be like legitimatics, indie movie makers.
(53:43):
And that's like a big reason thatI really think, you know what,
like all porn should just be behinda pay well one way or another,
because every single person that's like Iwould never pay for porn. If
the only porn you can get isthe kind you pay for, you can
bet your ass those people would bepaying for it, yes, or like
pirrating it, but like double scumat that point. Yeah, yeah,
(54:05):
that's true, because you know,there's there's always a way, But if
you have to take multiple steps forthe way, is it really worth the
way? Yeah, Sometimes it's easierjust to pay the five Bucks. Yeah.
I think that all the time,Like when you're renting Fast and Furious
on Amazon Prime. Oh no,I'm I'm judging. I'm trying to find
it. I am judging you sohard right now. It's not on the
(54:28):
Pirate Bay Rodrigo Canadian. That's TateMcCrae. Come on, I'm Canadian.
(54:50):
So maybe forget my thought. Goshdarn it, Oh darn, it's gone
gone. We were talking about howif porn wasn't free, people would pay
for it. Oh. Yes,So as an adult, I realize everyone
has the people in their lives wherethey work really hard to quote unquote game
(55:13):
the system. You know, they'retrying to get stuff for free and everything's
in negotiation, and but they takeall day to try and make that system
happen, investing like twelve hours ina quote easy money scheme when they could
have just been working a minimum wagejob and made more correct. Yeah.
I know those people. Yeah,You're always going to have those people that
(55:36):
think that's better than doing things legitimately. But as an adult, I go
I would rather pay to get exactlywhat I want then try to skirt the
issue and try and not either payas much or pay anything to get the
same results, which never happen,right, So you might as well just
get what you enjoy. There's almosta relief to which you have that mindset
(56:01):
wh's like, I'm just gonna getwhat I want and that's fine. It's
truly treating yourself, yes, ina way that a lot of people don't
think to treat themselves. Yeah,very true. We need to get more
positivity and understanding around the industry.So when people say, listen, I'm
going to pay for what I want, there's no stigma to it, and
(56:23):
you just own it and you enjoyit. Yeah, Like people should be
happy for you when you pay forporn that you enjoy, or when you
post about a scene that you reallyenjoyed. It's like, damn, that
person is investing in their happy selfcare time, right, and that should
be a good thing. It shouldbe a good thing across the board when
(56:44):
people are posting pictures to like Instagramabout like delicious food that they ate and
everybody's like, oh my god,it's so good. Like that's what we
need for porn. Yes, weneed a porn somalia. Help me out
here. I don't even know.I mean, I don't think it should
(57:07):
be like on Instagram, but Ijust you know, I think it should
be so normalized to like treat yourselflike I almost feel like before the Internet
it was almost kind of like thatbecause you weren't getting porn unless you either
paid for it or like found itin the woods. That is very true.
I think we just need to goback to that. It's a lot
harder to find porn in the woodswhen everything's like digital too. So you're
(57:30):
not wrong, right, This wasa good discussion that you brought here.
I think so too. I justI really think it's important to like really
talk about why people should pay fortheir porn, especially since you say it
all the time. Yeah, it'slike it's it's such an easy thing to
say, like pay for your porn, but like why Yeah, And at
(57:52):
the end of the day, itcomes down to like investing in yourself and
investing in the people that make youhappy, right, and the things that
make you happy. Yes, thisis your community, and you should support
your community. But you know what, it doesn't even have to be that.
You don't have to get yourself likeinvested in the industry right to pay
(58:15):
for your porn or to want toindulge in these kinds of things. Just
because you buy a video from medoesn't mean that you have to then follow
me on all of my socials andyou know, become an integral part of
my life. If you're just tryingto jerk off to one of my videos
that you paid for and keep itin your jerk off rotation and never speak
to me ever, because you don'tcare to have a relationship with the person
you're just jerking off to. Youalso super cool, Right, I appreciate
(58:38):
the support thanks to the cum shot, But I mean that in a way
of like, if it is somethingyou enjoy, like, think of it
almost like as a sports team.If ever ticket into the arena was free,
that franchise is not going to bethere for very long, right,
So you know you're you're supporting andyou all are a part of the community
(59:00):
if you pay into it. Butlike Dahlia said, you don't have to
be this fervent fighter for it,or you don't have to become moderately obsessed
with anyone that you don't have tobe the guy at the arena that's wearing
the face paint across as titties.Thank you yes, don't be that person
anymore because you're an adult. Isit about you? But you don't have
(59:30):
to be that much of a gohard for it. But I do think
that people who do pay for theirporn, I think it's important to advocate
for that. Also, if you, dear listener, are someone who has
purchased a subscription or a video oranything porn related, really, I really
encourage you to speak about it.Yeah, and you know, to just
(59:52):
like say something about like treating myselfto some new porn or something like that,
because it is really important. Ithink that I everybody knows that that's
even an option, right, becausesome people don't even Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, And if you haven't donethose things, dear listeners, my
OnlyFans is OnlyFans dot com slash exodaliad right there you go. What is
(01:00:20):
your monthly subscription rate right now?It's five dollars. I mean, come
on, folks, five dollars.Yeah, and that's what I'm saying,
like it is so inexpensive to treatyourself to the luxury of an awesome jergof
session. Yeah, and I'm gladyou said that because I think a lot
of listeners or a lot of peoplekind of outside of the knowledge of this
(01:00:43):
probably think, oh, they're chargingone hundred bucks a month, you know,
things like that. No they're not. Only can it be under twenty
ten bucks a month, but theyrun specials like it is. It's truly
incredible, it really is. Imean a lot of bigger names and stuff
like that are usually around the fifteento twenty dollars mark. But again,
(01:01:04):
bargain queen. Hello, I'm likethe target of cam girls, so minds
my box. But you'll frequently see, like you know, deals and discounts
and stuff like that. I've seensome incredible performers who drop their price to
like three dollars and fifty cents fora whole month. So it's it's worth
it. Treat your dinky and justbe aware I'm going to hit that target.
(01:01:34):
God damn it, Dick. SorryI had to bring it back.
Oh, I appreciate you bringing thistopic to the show. Thank you.
I'm glad that we had a chanceto talk about it because it is something
that has been eating me up fora long time. I don't know if
you I swear you could say eatingme out I wish, but no,
(01:02:00):
it's something that you know, Andlike I said, there's been like kind
of an influx of people that havesort of given me that entitled sort of
attitude where they're like, why shouldI pay? And I just think it's
really important to address it where it'slike, you should pay because you care
about yourself and you care about enjoyingeverything that you do on this planet because
(01:02:22):
you have a very short amount oftime here and life is too short to
just be jerking off with your jergins. Yes, I agree, it's beautiful
and you are beautiful, dear Dahlia, So are you dicking? So if
people want to see all of yourbeautifulness, all of your bargain bin bargain
(01:02:47):
bin beauty, if they want tosee all of it, where do they
need to go? You can goto my website which is Dalia d dot
com www dot d A h LI A d ee dot com and you
can let me rock your world forliterally five dollars or less. There you
(01:03:08):
go. I won't rock your world, but you can catch up on everything
that is Danglin after Dark at DickDangle dot com. That is all my
links. If you want to downloadthe show, just go to Danglin after
dark dot com and the direct downloadlink will be there. Thank you very
much, Dahlia, this was aninteresting show. It really was, Dick.
(01:03:30):
You are welcome, so thank youone and all for listening to this
show. Please take care of yourselvesand the people around you. Say it
for me, Dahlia. Pay foryour born and support amazing content creators like
(01:03:52):
Dahlia d and all the amazing peopleyou have heard on the show over the
years. Find something that feeds yoursoul and do it as often as you
possibly can, and of course tangleon long dongs.
Dangling After Dark with Dick Dangle.Episode five seventeen contains co host Dalia d
shoutouts and updates, great dreams andwhy you should pay for your porn.
Warning this show is only for adultswho like sex. Does your dick hang?
(00:30):
No? Does it dangle to andfro? Can you tie at you?
Then? Can you tie it ina boat? Don't worry, Dick
(00:52):
will be coming. Welcome to thepresent nation. Here he is Dick Dangle.
Dick Dangle, really, I justhit record, coughing on my shit.
Hello everybody, and welcome to episodefive seventeen of Dangling after Dark with
(01:19):
Dick Dangle. Welcome to the PervertNation. I am your host, Dick
Dangle, and joining me for thisepisode is your favorite goddess from the Great
White North. She is the ManitobaMaple serp Maiden, the sexy sex pot
from Saskatoon, Your thick Thumpa fromthunder Bay, the bitch and concubine from
(01:40):
British Columbia, the perfect vagina fromRegina, the pro tworker but anti Squerna
from Alberta. It is Dahlia dHow are you doing girl? It's impossible
to be like any kind of negativeafter hearing that. Honestly, even if
I was having a bad day,which I wasn't, ok, that would
(02:01):
have immediately put me in a bettermood. Okay, Well, if you
are ever in a bad mood,you let me know. Call you really
sick, give me my intro.Well, if if you would like download
the episode, just take the audioout and you could either have it as
(02:23):
like a ring tone or something ofan MP three that you could play on
your phone. Oh my god,I'm gonna pick up my ringtone for when
you call me. Oh there yougo. Yes, Oh I like it.
I think I may need to doa cameo like the cameo site you
(02:46):
know where people pay for little messagesand stuff. Yes, I do cameo
where people have me do intros forthem. Oh my god, that would
be amazing. Yes you should.But instead of doing it on cameo because
they're not not safe for work,you should do it on Loyal Fans.
Who has a cameo feature. It'scalled shout outs. Oh okay, and
(03:09):
just roll it right into your subscriptions. I did not know I was giving
you finger guns. That's what thatnoise was. By the way, I
realized nobody can see me at thelast second. Well, then you have
to make it sound more gunnish.Well yeah, but that's what you do
when you do finger guns. You'relike, well, that's that's the cocking
(03:30):
of the finger finger guns, butyou have to shoot them. Oh okay,
so it should be more like howreally, I'm Canadian, we don't
do guns. Oh that is true. I don't think I've ever heard a
gun. You guys hunt stop it. Bang? Oh my goodness, bang
(03:52):
bang. That was better. Yeah, cowboys, I'm killing it. I
mean, you do have Canadian footballleagues where they have teams called the rough
Riders. It's true, but itdoesn't mean what you think it means.
(04:13):
Oh hey, now all right,start watching the Canadian Football League. Holy
smokes, you should tie them inthis episode's description, I might have to
with mentions of the rough Riders.Speaking of rough Riders, what you're going
to get with this episode is Dahliad and myself with some targeted topics for
(04:41):
the listeners for twenty twenty four.We want to bring some ideas and arguments
to the positive about something that everyoneshould be doing. But I do want
to bring up a couple things beforehand. So the first one is I want
to say congratulations to the Berg Couplefor fun. They Oh, they just
(05:06):
released their one hundredth episode a fewweeks ago of their celebratory gunshots is what
you guys do right of their inthe Tub podcast. I am thrilled that
they are able to continue their journeyand I hope they have continued fun and
(05:32):
success with their podcast. If youwant to check them out on Twitter,
it is at Berg which is bU r G H couple CPL the number
four the word fun and that's soexciting. And here's to one hundred more
amazing episodes of their podcast, which, like I was on, so it's
(05:57):
totally worth a listen. Do youremember the episode you were on? Nope,
it was a New Jersey one.I'm so sorry, bird couple.
How dare she? And you knowwhat? Just to like make you guys
listen, they asked me what Ithink that all people should put on fries?
(06:19):
That was like one of their likequestions, and as a Canadian,
I flubbed it harder than anyone hasever flubbed anything ever. So you guys
should go and listen to that episodeand find out why, and then you
can shame me on Twitter for it. Okay, we will Okay, I
figured it's fine. I can takeit. See, I remember the episode
I was on. What episode wereyou on, Dick? I was on
(06:42):
episode one hundred only quite Yeah.They had a nice get together at a
little restaurant for the episode. Itwas an enjoyable day. So thank you
to them for that. Oh thatis loveless. Nice. Well check it
out everybody. Yes, and Iwould like to say congratulations. Also,
(07:05):
it goes to you, Dahlia,to me, you reached one hundred thousand
subscribers I did hub. Congratulations,Thank you so much. It has been
a grind getting there. We finallygot there on porn Hub. I'm super
(07:28):
freaking excited about it. And theywill be sending me out like a wall
plaque to put up. That's likelots of people are seeing your battle.
Yay. I think I found thetitle of the episode. Ah, thank
you. I'm super excited about it. It's a huge milestone for me.
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So and I'm sure it had nothingto do with your reach and gaining popularity
of being on the show. Ohabsolutely not no, not at all.
So I think you should get asmall circular saw handsaw whatever you want to
use and cut the very corner ofthat plaque off and send it to me.
(08:13):
I'll send you a scan of it. Okay, I want a digital
Facts and I'll scratch out the partwhere it says like alia e and i'll
put angle that's I appreciate that becausethe diesel will already be there. Right.
Yeah, we'll see that works out. It's less work for you,
it fits. Yeah. I wantthe old school x's and o's digital scan
(08:41):
like with the early facts machines ofit. I will see what I can
do. Right, So one thingbefore we get to your topic that I
want to get to now. Ofcourse, with this being January twenty twenty
four, I am doing my bestto live my best life, if you
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want to put it in a verymodern way, where I'm trying to do
more to take care of myself becauseby taking care of myself, I'm able
to give more. And as Iwas getting my head straight last year,
it picked up my energy and Iwas able to give more, but it
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kind of took a toll on mephysically because I wasn't really taking care of
myself. So I decided to startdoing the necessary steps to get myself in
better health. Good for you,Thank you, Dahlia. Although I did
hear from Ruby that you're quite goodat giving as is I wow. I
(09:45):
did not expect that thank you toher. But I want to be better.
I want to be better. Idon't want to sweat like I'm in
a sana every time I do things. Oh God, the worst is it
raining or inside? Yeah? Ihave one of those fancy shower heads that
(10:07):
just drizzles on you, which Idon't understand. Okay, okay, which
part are you picturing that is makingyou make that noise? Getting dripped on?
Okay, just get dripped on ingeneral. Okay. So I decided
I'm going to go back to thegym and work a little bit on my
(10:30):
cardio, work a little bit onmy strength. I'm less worried about my
weight than I am just my overallhealth. Right. I did see you
post a picture of the StairMaster.Yes, hello, darkness, smile friend.
It is so bizarre when it comesto exercise equipment for me, because
(10:50):
there are certain things that my bodyjust naturally enjoys doing, and that machine
is one of them. Like,I haven't done the Staremaster in four or
five years, five years. It'sbecause you got thunder thighs and the thick
ass. Yes, and like,you know what, let me see how
this feels. I'm just gonna takean easy pace because I'm definitely going to
(11:11):
do more floors than I would doin a regular day. I hopped on
and it's funny you say that becauseI have I have my notes here,
because I have to put it allon a on a note. Thunder thighs,
thick s, So my last staremaster here. Let's see. So
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in twenty two minutes, I didsixty three floors. Damn how many stairs
per floor? Like right around fifteenfifteen sixteen steps? And I did that.
And it's like, I'm probably gonnapay for this because I just don't.
It's not a break neck pace byany stretch of the imagination, but
(11:52):
it's one of those Ah, youknow what, I better not go for
longer because I'm probably gonna be reallysore. I wasn't sore at all.
Yeah, I was more sore fromdoing the rowing machine the next day and
from very specific exercises because I'm sophysical through the day that my body's pretty
used to it. I just gotto get a little bit stronger. But
(12:13):
yeah, there were like lat poleswith a bar. That one really got
me because I don't do that typeemotion during the day. But yeah,
it's going well, it's a goodstart. I'm glad to hear that you're
like the opposite of most people.Like most people like skip leg day.
You're like all about leg day.Oh I could do leg day day all
day. Yeah, leg day allday, log day all day. But
for the men out there who sayto themselves, listen, I'm tired.
(12:39):
I work hard. I may beolder, and I've put in my time.
I have other things that keep meactive. I'm in okay shape,
I'm good where I'm at, Butcan you fuck hard for ten minutes?
So here's a positive to getting backto the gym, especially moving weight.
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Now, for anyone who knows anythingabout exercise, when you do lower reps,
say you are doing bicep curls,and the weight you are able to
move for three sets is say lessthan ten repetitions, let's say eight or
(13:22):
less, your body naturally creates testosteronebecause it is reacting to you building muscle.
And I do things I don't wantto get not like I will at
my age, but I don't wantto get big, but I also don't
want to get injured, so Ikeep my reps like right around eight to
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ten. Even in the first weekof me doing these exercises, I am
noticing a physiological change and my bodyis already producing more testosterone. It's amazing
how quickly exercise changes your life.It's incredible. And do you really is
do you know how? I knowthis because you've been rock hard every second
(14:07):
of every day since You're not toofar off. So my typical cycle of
self love is in the evenings,and through the end of twenty twenty three,
I wasn't doing a whole lot ofself love. But for this first
(14:30):
week, my body is like,Hey, I know you're tired, I
know you're sore from working out,but we need to kind of take care
of something. So I'm gonna puta thought into your brain and you're gonna
think about this every time you goto the gym from now on. Okay,
everyone at the gym there with youis experiencing this same thing. I
(14:52):
would imagine most are, Yeah,you're just in a gym full of a
bunch of horny fucks, and youcan look around be like, I bet
that guy has rubbed it out likeeight times today. The harder they're working
out, the more times they've probablynutted in that twenty four hour period.
You're not wrong. Yeah, it'sfood for thought when all you resolutioners are
(15:16):
kicking it on the StairMaster. That'sright. Take a look around you when
you're doing your bench press. Yeah, and you're like that person over there.
They're feeling what I'm feeling. Theygot it. They have the tangle.
Every person has a score out often. Let's put it though way.
So the other benefit of this isthat my dreams are now in toe.
(15:43):
Oh that's good, Dahlia. Becauseyou are someone that works in the
sex industry, do you have alot of sexual dreams. I don't really
dream because I'm like a giant pothead. Oh that's right. We have covered
that in the past. Yeah,I don't have dreams anymore. If I
stop smoking, I get like crazy, vivid dreams. But I think that's
like pretty standard for somebody who's likequitting. Yeah, I typically don't.
(16:10):
I'll have a few a year,but I had a tremendous one last night.
Oh. Usually if I have asexual dream, I don't have quote
unquote sex in it. It's I'mnaked with a person and we maybe we're
fooling around, but something else intervenes. Ah, did Dick have a wet
(16:36):
dream? No, I've never hadone. Oh interesting, Sorry, And
I think that's because I masurbate beforeI go to bed. Oh yeah,
that makes sense. So in thisdream, I am in a hotel room
with a lovely woman and we areboth completely undressed. She is fit,
(17:00):
she is very active, she hasan athletic body, definitely masturbates like eight
times a day, right right,And she wants to show me something that
she believes will impress me. Sowhile she is naked, she does it's
(17:21):
I don't want to say a handstand, but like her head and her hands
are on the ground and she isfeet up like with no support. Okay,
okay, So of course, whatdoes Dick Dangle think? I'm going
to use this to my advantage?So I kneel down, I put my
(17:42):
penis in her mouth as I orallygratify her. Ah, like a standing
sixty nine. Yes kind of,and I am pretty aggressive with my movements
to her mouth. As a fullepisode of Dick's sex dream, everybody,
(18:03):
yes, as I as I workher over with my mouth, and after
a series of minutes, we stopand as we stand to sit on the
bed, there's somebody else in theroom and it is her husband. Oh
no. She proceeds to tell herhusband that I'm the first person to bring
(18:25):
her to orgasm plot twist by oralbut in that position as well. And
then you got murdered by her husband, and then my alarm goes off.
Then I wake up, right,yeah, So it was like, wow,
not only do I get the benefitsof tasosterone and working out, you
(18:48):
know, just kind of in dailylife and in how I feel sexually about
myself, but it's also in mydreams. So I'm hoping this keeps up.
If that doesn't inspire you all towork out, I don't know what
will. Thank you. Just sayingmakes you want to go work out right
now? Right I am. I'mdoing leg curls and shoulder presses. Yeah
(19:08):
as we speak, Hell yeah,get that bump and it doesn't take much
core work to be able to shootfarther. That's all I'm saying, guys.
It's true that all I'm saying thatis very true. Oh my goodness.
So once again, nothing but hardhitting topics, hard hitting topics.
(19:33):
And speaking of hard hitting topics,this is a hard hitting topic that it's
so it's been addressed in the showbefore, and it's literally in the Dick
Dangle tagline. Okay, you've heardit every single episode since the inception of
Dic Dangle. But I have abig question. Okay, are you ready
(20:00):
now? First, let me askthis. Does what you are about to
talk about come with numbers? Doesit have statistics? We're going to have
statistics when you're about to do somemasks. Okay, good, because I
(20:21):
want to be able to quantify whatyou're talking about. Okay, Oh,
it's happening. So for the listeners, Dahlia d was like, Dangle,
I need to talk about something andI'm going to blow your mind. So
I'm going to have her kind oftake the floor, take the lead with
(20:41):
this, and uh please, missd the floor is yours. Here we
go. I have this question andit is a big one like dongs and
toilet big or like bigger you're cloggingthe drain, my guy. Okay,
(21:04):
okay, Dick Dangle, Yes,ma'am. You say it every single episode.
Why should people pay for their porn? Wow? Okay, I told
you it was a big one.I told you it was a drain clogger.
This is this is a toilet snaker. This one's in the in the
(21:26):
pea bend so the smell doesn't comeback, you know, or so that
the penis doesn't go further. Okay. Uh, it's a question with simple
answers, but there's so many detailswithin the answers, and that's why we
(21:48):
have a whole episode. That's right. So the first couple that immediately popped
mind like, I am zero preppedon this. I'm not gonna lie to
you. Oh I know. That'swhy I wanted to bring this on you
because obviously it's something that you're anadvocate for because you say it in every
single episode. That's right. Ido say, pay for your porn and
(22:11):
support amazing content creators. It's true. Every single episode it's drilled into my
mind. I fall asleep at nightsometimes hearing that speech. Oh wow,
am I going to record that foryou as well? You might have to.
I'm gonna have to make it likemy nighttime noise. I am white
noise for these the whitest of noiseof everyon my initial answers are you want
(22:45):
to financially support the people that bringyou joy. So if someone is using
their time, money, abilities,expert tease to create something that you enjoy
and either enjoy often or enjoy Like, say there's a movie you really like,
(23:10):
If that is a movie you've watchedmultiple times, then you should somehow
support it. And just like youdo with streaming services, you pay for
the streaming service to get the moviesyou want to watch. You go to
the theater to watch the movie youwant to watch, and that is how
you should show your support and appreciationfor anything that has to do with the
(23:33):
adult industry. For you to paymeans that you are supporting and they can
continue to create what you enjoy.And that's what makes this show such an
anomaly because I make no money.We're working on it. People, we're
working on it. I'm debating ifI'm going to leave this in or not.
(23:55):
I may. I may so ifyou continue to say and tip it.
When it comes to people in theadult industry, especially on the content
creator side, they're creating because theyenjoy creating, so they're not putting massive
financial fees on what they are making. If you join a subscription site,
(24:17):
it's a couple bucks a month,you know, we'll say up to ten
even fifteen if you enjoy their movies. There are sites that you can go
to and just get sites specific orscene specific, So like say you don't
want to join a big platform andpay a monthly subscription, you can just
go to specific sites get the moviesyou want for typically a lower cost.
(24:40):
Things like that. There are waysto support without putting out an exorbitant amount
of money. Absolutely, I thinkit's like a huge, huge range.
Like you can spend as little aslike five dollars sometimes and like make somebody's
whole entire day, oh for sure. And that's actually the nice thing about
camming because you could go on andwatch someone interact with a community of people,
(25:06):
maybe do some sexual things. Theydon't necessarily do it all the time.
They may be just sitting and hangingout, but you could watch somebody
do what they do best, eithertalking with other people, performing a sex
act, whatever the situation may be. And you could just do tokens in
small amounts or large amounts up toyou, but you know you could do
it. It's you're not breaking thebank to show your love and support of
(25:30):
them. It's like going to aconvention. You pay the door fee,
you see the people that you wantto see. You can support them as
well. So there are different waysto go about this, and sometimes they
kind of getting away from the payfor your porn for a second. If
you are someone that enjoys the adultindustry, you can post on social media,
(25:56):
especially Twitter, slash x, thatyou have purchased something, you enjoy
something. It doesn't have to bedirty, it can be extremely respectful.
And that goes very far too becausethen the people in the industry see that,
they realize that they are doing somethingthat is affecting somebody positively, and
(26:19):
just kind of them being them isaffecting somebody positively, and they will be
motivated to continue to do that.Absolutely. Yeah, a little shout outs
here and there, like even helpsso much. But like and seeing stuff
like that, like posts from otherpeople who have purchased, make other people
want to purchase and support also too, So that is like supertyer helpful.
(26:41):
Yes, So if you buy somethingfrom somebody, DVD, a scene,
a subscription what is the term whenyou subscribe to it? Just a subscribe
to a platform. You are allowingthe people to not only make a living,
(27:02):
but continue to do what they dothat brings you joy, that allows
you to escape and just kind oflove what you love absolutely and follow up
question, Yes, this is anotherheavy hitter. Oh boy, do you
think free porn should be available?Oh, that's a great question, to
(27:26):
be honest, because there is abenefit to it. Let's say you go
to a site that has free pornon it. You may find someone like,
say you were looking for someone specific, but they do a scene with
somebody else and you go, ooh, I like them, I find them
(27:49):
attractive. I'm going to find outstuff that they have. Or if you
search somebody because you like them andthey're like, hey, here's something else
you might like and you go ooh, I've never heard of this person,
and then you do your research andthen you follow them on social media and
(28:10):
then maybe you check out their subscriptionplatforms and their site platforms and things like
that. There is kind of anadvertisement benefit to it, but in the
long run, you should still doyour best to somehow support the creators that
(28:30):
you really enjoy. Because yeah,and it makes it difficult. Because the
wonderful musician weird Al Yankovic put outa TikTok about how many streams he had
on Spotify. Oh wow, andhe said, I would like to thank
(28:52):
my fans and the listeners. Ihad over eighty million streams on Spotify.
Wow, which equates to a twelvedollars. Yeah, so thank you,
he said, thank you very muchfor the delicious sandwich he bought. So
you have to be careful, Likeit's nice to be able to go to
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different platforms and you go, well, they're getting views, so they're making
money, but it's not livable moneyin any stretch of the imagination that you
get from a lot of these platforms. Absolutely, so you are supporting in
a way. But at the sametime, there is more that can be
(29:32):
done as a fan. Absolutely,Like I said, go to conventions,
go to subscription sites, go toclip sites. Let's say you are a
person like myself and you go,you know what, I enjoy a more
personal thing from performers, maybe clothing, something like that. There are sites
(29:53):
where you can get stuff like thatfrom them. So most of us do
sell some sort of physical goods aswell, for sure. Yeah. So
there's a lot out there that youcan do to show your support, and
I'm sure there are listeners that golisten. Why would I pay if I
can get it for free? Thething? Well, and that's kind of
(30:15):
why I'm asking these questions because soI have recently gotten like an influx of
I can't say, clients, people, random people on the internet who have
been like commenting on my social mediabeing like, why would I pay for
your OnlyFans when I can just watchstuff for free? Like why would I
(30:36):
pay for porn when it's free?Right? And like, personally, I
don't think free porn should be athing. I really don't. I think
it would solve a lot of problemsto put all porn behind a paywall.
I think if you are an adultthat wants to look at porn, you
should be willing to pay even adollar for it, and if you don't,
(30:57):
then you don't get to watch it. I could kind of agree,
unless it's a site where what isbeing shown are trailers and within that there
are links to go find full scenes. I could kind of see where it
might be of benefit. But yeah, if there are full twenty thirty forty
(31:21):
minute scenes out there, it doesn'tmake sense to have that be free unless
they are really old, you know, where people are really old, though
they have like a special place ina lot of people's hearts. Like,
I just I don't see the problemwith like paying five dollars for a clip
like that so that you can keepit forever. Yeah, you know what
(31:41):
now that you say that, Yeah, I can you know, even like
trailers, Like I feel like ifthere was a site that's like listen you
don't want to buy stuff blindly cool, access all these trailers for one dollar
a month, and then you canbuy the full clip if you like the
trailer. Yeah, I don't mindthat at all. I think a lot
of, like I said, alot of problems would be solved that way.
(32:02):
Like if you have to pay forporn, you're linked to your credit
card, which means that you're ageverified. Correct, So we're going to
see a lot less of you know, underage people consuming porn, true,
which for many many reasons that's aproblem. And you know, it does
that without having to rely on parentalsupervision, which is overwhelmingly not great correct
(32:28):
these days. I don't know,I just I think it would solve a
lot of problems. And I'm reallythinking, like, like these people are
messaging me and they're like, whywould I buy it when I can get
it for free, And my questionis like, why can you get it
for free? Right? Like oof? And it's creating these like entitled people
who are like, okay, butyou can get it for free. But
you don't understand that this is aperson that needs to make a living in
(32:51):
order to be able to provide youthis stuff for free. Right, yeah,
And like the free stuff is justlike a like a taste. You're
not supposed to just use it.Yeah, here's what I want people with
that mindset to do. Go intoa restaurant, sit down, order your
meal, and when the check comes, say, hey, listen, I
(33:14):
could make the same meal at home, so why would I pay for it?
Here? I love the burger Kingcomparison. I always compare camming and
porn to burger king. Always thesame idea. Yeah, okay, yeah,
same idea. Yeah, see howfar that goes? You know,
go into a store and you know, get a bunch of stuff and go
(33:37):
listen, I don't need this,so I'm just going to take it for
free. Or a massage, right, or any other kind of service.
So you get your nails done forfree? Right? Would you work for
free at the job that you do. Yeah, absolutely right, and ooh
I have a whole ass like thoughthere and it just went right out the
(33:59):
window on one second. It's commonfind it. Oh yes, okay,
And the thing is for me.I feel like jerking off and like sexuality
is a need as much as likeanything else is right, and porn is
(34:25):
like a luxury thing to relieve thatneed. Okay, so you're hungry,
you can eat a shitty sandwich,or you can go out and get an
amazing meal at a restaurant and paymore for it. Your horny. You
can jerk off by yourself with yourjergins and your clean eggs paper towels,
(34:45):
thank you very much. Oh almosttoels. Oh yeah, cleanex is like
fuzzy leaves, like fuzzies on yourdick. You gotta get the stuff with
lotion in it and it doesn't stickpro tip. But you know what I
mean. And if you want toupgrade that experience, maybe you buy some
porn to jerk off to, andyou know, say that and hang on
(35:07):
to it and then you have somethingthat's a luxury experience. If you need
to sleep, you can lay onthe floor and pass out and you'll still
sleep, or you can buy yourselfa fucking bed and sleep in luxury,
you know what I mean, becauseI equate it as a need. I
feel like porn is very much likean extension of that, and it's a
it's a luxury version of that,and I just I don't know, I
(35:30):
feel like people should be paying forit, and in terms of pricing,
and this is something too that Ireally wanted to get into. The value
of paying for porn versus paying forsex in other ways is massive. You're
not wrong, It's huge. Yeah, And this is not to disparage any
kind of sex work whatsoever. Everysingle kind of sex work out there is
(35:54):
worth what you fucking pay for it, Yes, one hundred percent. And
this is again like it's different versionsof the luxury. You can jerk off
by yourself, or you can buyporn, or you can pay a cam
girl to jerk off with you,or you can level up and go to
the strip club, or you canlevel up and get fucked by a hot
(36:16):
chick that escorts. Right, ButI'd like to compare these like tiers of
luxury. Have you ever hired anescort dick? I've been to a brothel.
I've never hired an escort. You'vebeen doing brothel yeah twice? Oh
my god, did I blow yourmind? You did? Wow? Yeah,
(36:42):
you know it's my dream. I'veliterally said since I was like way
too young to be saying this.It's always been my dream to be like
the madam of a brothel, likethe business bitch. Yeah. Anyways,
so okay, we'll use your brothelexperience as like a benchmark. Okay,
(37:02):
what did you get at this brothel? Sex? Okay, I'm not sure
exactly Like that answers the question becauseif you had just gotten a blowjaw,
it's dipped right, okay, Solike full on sex, yes, with
someone you've never met before. Howmuch of a luxury is that? How
(37:22):
much are you paying for that experience? Well? See, even that comes
with tears. So the first timeI went, it was someone I did
not know, okay, and itwas just a time to see what the
experience was like. It was agood experience. So the next time I
went, it was with someone inthe adult industry. It was kind of
(37:45):
that the fantasy experience. So thatperson we both knew each other, but
at the same time, we neverdid anything like that. So even within
that I leveled up. Okay,was it different prices each time? Yeah?
Okay, not only different prices,but different lengths of time, right,
(38:07):
okay, which would mean different prices, right, correct? Right,
So like what's I'm I actually didnot do a whole lot of research on
this particular aspect. What is likethe going rate for like having sex with
a stranger? It was a whileago that I did it, But I
(38:28):
would imagine, now, if yougo to a brothel and you're just with
one person, and you agree onfairly, I guess what you can consider
basic services like sex to completion.Yeah, I would say say probably like
four or five hundred dollars is usuallylike a I would say more than that.
(38:52):
Yeah. Oh, because it's abrothel too, I'm thinking of like
back pages. Yeah no, yeah, definitely not back pages. Yeah,
this was a nova or brothel,So that was you're talking. I would
imagine, once again, depending onwhat you want, probably north of one
thousand dollars. Okay. So that'sthe and I think that's a reasonable price
(39:12):
to pay to be able to havesex with a stranger. I considering they
check for STDs and things like that, and they put a lot of effort
into the experience. Yeah, right, you're getting a lot for your buck
at that point. Yes, tomaybe have like a lesser experience, you
(39:35):
know, with a stranger off theinternet, and maybe a little less,
but still like you're paying for thatexperience for sure. If you don't want
to have full on sex with astranger, but you'd like a pretty lady
to rub herself all over you,probably like, let's say for ten minutes.
Okay, how much are you lookingat at a strip cloud? That's
(39:58):
probably what three to four dances?Uh, yeah, you're probably looking at
yeah, somewhere between eighty and onehundred dollars without tip. Right, so
a lesser amount of quote luxury,right, because you don't get to actually
like come yeah for a slightly lesserprice, right right, right again,
(40:22):
very reasonable, you could wow,Well if you're thinking of like cover and
stuff too though, right, yeah, I are you including that in your
in your pricing? No, Iwouldn't go into any club, and I'm
not a big private room champagne roomguy, because, as Chris Rock once
said, there's no sex in thechampagne room. I wouldn't walk into a
(40:45):
club with door and maybe having acouple of drinks with less than say three
hundred dollars okay, so that wouldbe like what you would pay for a
good experience at a club. Yeah, which I I think it's reasonable to
have like hot girls that would neverbe interested in you otherwise, like not
you specifically. I just know ithurts you as like the world. Ah,
(41:10):
I mean we've got to be honest, right, we're doing statisticics to
six Okay, I think that's prettyreasonable three hundred dollars to have like a
great time and get some physical connectionyeah with a hot chick and for me
for sure, probably some great boobs, slush but cheeks and then what would
(41:35):
you say is like the next probablya cam girl would be like the next
level of intimacy down well, Iwould actually say going to like physical media
because DVDs, even though their popularitiesand flux, I actually think it's coming
back, as we talk, whenyou buy physical media like that, you're
(42:00):
gonna pay twenty to thirty dollars fora DVD, so right, you know,
you could buy like say like,man, I really need something new
to watch. Let me hop onAdult Empire and I'm gonna buy a couple
of DVDs. Spend one hundred bucksand you have that, so you think
to like to have like a reallydecent porn collection to jerk off to you
(42:25):
think about one hundred dollars is likea decent ballpark. Uh per purchase,
Yeah, per purchase. How longwould you think that would last? You,
like, if you were really likeusing your porn one hundred dollars.
Like, I think the clip orthe video price for like digital media,
(42:45):
not necessarily physical media is usually aroundlike twenty five dollars for a video,
like a fifteen to twenty minute video. Okay, my stuff is priced a
lot lower than that, because likeI'm a bargain queen, that's right,
Well, but I think that's likethe average. Yeah, that kind of
plays into the structure you're building,because when you buy DVD, you get
(43:08):
a series of scenes. But let'ssay the DVD has five scenes in it
and you only like one, allright, So at least, like if
you go to someone's clip store,then you can buy that one specific scene
that you know you're going to enjoyenjoyed all the time for a lower price,
(43:30):
which is another shining example of whyyou should pay for your porn because
then you can literally get exactly whatyou're looking for. Yes, because a
lot of performers also offer like customvideos, yes, oh yeah, for
sure for very reasonable prices. Yeah. I think it's like a really big
wonder of porn that nobody really likeacknowledges that, like a lot of times
(43:52):
you can just like pay your favoriteperformer to just like make you a video.
Right, I think that's crazy luxury. Yeah, oh for sure.
Yeah. And then so you thinka camera would be even less expensive than
that on the hierarchy of pricing.I do, because when I hop on
(44:12):
to watch someone on cam, it'snever me. For the record, Okay,
first off, I did one timeand you yelled at me for giving
you money. That's what I dothough, So you no, you could
(44:35):
ask any of my regulars. I'mlike, stop it, pay for your
poor but don't give me money.But don't give me money though, But
if I hop on to watch somebody, I don't know. It kind of
depends on the energy of the room. But yeah, I don't think my
(44:55):
ballpark would be less than one hundreddollars, right, yeah, especially because
in a lot of Okay, sothere's different kinds of camming too, And
the reason that I'm kind of breakingall of this down is because I really
want our listeners to kind of hearwhat the price points are for the different
versions of luxury within sex work.Gotcha. I think it's important to know
(45:16):
like how much you're looking at,what you get for that, and why
it's important to pay that. Sowith camming, as like I would say
and you would say, probably theleast expensive tier, there's two kind of
platforms that sort of are two likesystems that sort of work within camming.
One of them is your Private showHoly private show system where essentially you hang
(45:43):
out clothed in a free chat andthen somebody can take you private and they're
then paying per minute for their ownpersonal private show. Also super cool that
you can do that with adult performers. There's a lot of big names that
do these. Typically I've seen thatbetween six to eight to ten dollars a
(46:06):
minute, depending on the performer.Okay, so if you wanted to jerk
off for a solid ten minutes withlike an elite tier porn star, you're
probably looking at one hundred to onehundred and twenty dollars depending on how fast
you can come. Okay, Sothere's that side of things. Right.
Then on the other side of things, you have token sights, in which
(46:27):
performers will set a goal for everybodyto work towards. Now typical that that
goal will only be a couple hundreddollars, So it would be like,
say, if I make two hundreddollars, I will fuck myself here on
cam in front of all of you. It's pretty typical for chatterby, so
that usually works out, Yeah,two hundred dollars or so, and then
every person that pitches in you mayonly have to put in, you know,
(46:51):
ten dollars into the pot right tohelp hit that goal, and then
you still get the returns rights.So there really is like so many different
tiers to sexual gratification if you aren'tgetting it for free at home, right,
(47:13):
I think it just makes sense.Yeah, oh for sure, there's
truly something that will fit any budget. Any budget. Yeah, you can
literally on camsites go in and spendfive dollars a day and pitch into five
different goals, you know, fora dollar each and still get that sexual
gratification, and then you're still payingfor your porn right, and then you
(47:37):
get like a personal connection also becausethey'll usually thank you. Yeah, absolutely,
and not only will they thank you, but if you are someone that
does go to conventions, then ifthey are there, you can introduce yourself
and they're like, oh, yeah, I know you, you know,
and it further builds that connection thatyou have with them. Absolutely. Follow
(48:00):
up question this is another big one. Are you ready? I don't come
to the show to think Come on, all right, last one? No
good, Okay. If somebody wastelling you they don't pay for their porn,
(48:21):
like I don't pay for porn,I watch it for free on porn.
Hum, what would you say tothat person to get them over to
your side of thinking? I wouldn'tbecause you're not going to change somebody's mind
unless it's something very dramatic. Interesting. Yeah, I'm at the point where
people just think what they think whatever. But you don't think you have the
(48:45):
power to convince frat boy Jones thathe should pay five bucks to watch somebody
masturbate in front of him. No, damn. But what I will do
is judge them. I've had peopleso side story here. I've had people
that I meet at clubs and theyasked me what I do and things like
(49:08):
that, and like, oh,I want to get into the industry.
So when it comes to typically guysthat say that, do you want to
get into the industry or do youwant to fuck porn stars? Because that's
two very different things. And that'stypically what happens because once you go okay,
well here's everything you need and here'sthe cost involved, they usually stop.
(49:30):
M Now, there are some that'ssay, well, when you talk
to all these people, this,that, and the other, it's cool,
but I wouldn't pay for it.And yes, and that's the thing,
Like, I hear that so much, and it is infuriating, Like
to say that to somebody. It'slike saying that to like somebody who makes
(49:52):
cakes for a living, and you'relike, I would never pay for a
cake. I can just big one. Well. The thing is when people
say that to me when I amat the club and I'm with other people,
then it's a okay. The peoplethat are kind of in my tribe
I treat well, right, butthat person I won't because it's kind of
(50:15):
a it's a passive aggressive way,but to me, it's a poignant way,
even if they don't get it,way of saying I don't approve of
how you look at this yeah,I don't. I don't fuck with that.
Yeah. Yeah, because there aremany times where I see the same
people with the clubs over and overand over again, and I'll tell them
(50:36):
something that I experienced, like whydidn't you tell me I would have been
involved? I would have you know, this, that and the other.
And I was like, well,but if you're not paying for it,
why would I involve you in it? Yeah, you don't have the respect
to actually support these people, sowe're not going to include you. Yes,
exactly. Yeah, I like thata lot. And I think that
there should be a lot of judgmentfor people who say, like I don't
(50:59):
pay for my or like you heara lot of like oh, like only
neck beards pay for their porn,or only this and that pay for their
porn. You know who pays fortheir porn? People who want a luxury
jerk off experience. That is it. There is no kind of person that
pays for their porn. It's nota specific stereotype of human being that pays
(51:22):
for their porn. It's people thatwant a luxury jerk off moment, right.
And that's where like, because Inever really try to get anybody to
change their mind and believe what Ibelieve. But when they do have that
energy of why would I pay forit? You've made a statement about yourself.
(51:42):
It's like going into a room fullof fancy people and being like,
I would never eat Gavi R Dow. Yeah, why would you? You
know what I mean? Sorry?Yeah, you know. It's like,
what's one way to make everyone ttheir nose up at you immediately with one
word or one sentence? Right,But when it comes to the adult industry,
(52:07):
people love to think that they're aboveit, but ninety percent of the
men on this planet have a favoritestar, or have a favorite scene,
or have something favorite that involves it, but they're not going to tell you,
or they may tell you but thensay it. If you think you're
(52:28):
better than it, you're not.No, you're really not, because you're
basically saying that you're better than jerkingoff. Right, yes, exactly,
and you're really not. Everybody doesit. It's like I said, it's
in need. Sexuality is in need. It's something that like you will get
angry and withdrawals and all that ifyou don't. You know, people who
(52:49):
don't jerk off are not fun people. They are not So you know,
I don't think that there's any shamein fulfilling that need. I think there's
shame in basically saying that you don'tinvest enough in yourself to fulfill that need
in a way that really benefits you. And could you imagine if everyone who
doesn't pay paid, Could you imaginethe influx of positivity motivated creators what they're
(53:21):
creating. Could you imagine what thisindustry would produce when people across the board
paid for it. We'd be ableto go full cgi, we could hire
costume teams. Yeah, like itcould be like legitimatics, indie movie makers.
(53:43):
And that's like a big reason thatI really think, you know what,
like all porn should just be behinda pay well one way or another,
because every single person that's like Iwould never pay for porn. If
the only porn you can get isthe kind you pay for, you can
bet your ass those people would bepaying for it, yes, or like
pirrating it, but like double scumat that point. Yeah, yeah,
(54:05):
that's true, because you know,there's there's always a way, But if
you have to take multiple steps forthe way, is it really worth the
way? Yeah, Sometimes it's easierjust to pay the five Bucks. Yeah.
I think that all the time,Like when you're renting Fast and Furious
on Amazon Prime. Oh no,I'm I'm judging. I'm trying to find
it. I am judging you sohard right now. It's not on the
(54:28):
Pirate Bay Rodrigo Canadian. That's TateMcCrae. Come on, I'm Canadian.
(54:50):
So maybe forget my thought. Goshdarn it, Oh darn, it's gone
gone. We were talking about howif porn wasn't free, people would pay
for it. Oh. Yes,So as an adult, I realize everyone
has the people in their lives wherethey work really hard to quote unquote game
(55:13):
the system. You know, they'retrying to get stuff for free and everything's
in negotiation, and but they takeall day to try and make that system
happen, investing like twelve hours ina quote easy money scheme when they could
have just been working a minimum wagejob and made more correct. Yeah.
I know those people. Yeah,You're always going to have those people that
(55:36):
think that's better than doing things legitimately. But as an adult, I go
I would rather pay to get exactlywhat I want then try to skirt the
issue and try and not either payas much or pay anything to get the
same results, which never happen,right, So you might as well just
get what you enjoy. There's almosta relief to which you have that mindset
(56:01):
wh's like, I'm just gonna getwhat I want and that's fine. It's
truly treating yourself, yes, ina way that a lot of people don't
think to treat themselves. Yeah,very true. We need to get more
positivity and understanding around the industry.So when people say, listen, I'm
going to pay for what I want, there's no stigma to it, and
(56:23):
you just own it and you enjoyit. Yeah, Like people should be
happy for you when you pay forporn that you enjoy, or when you
post about a scene that you reallyenjoyed. It's like, damn, that
person is investing in their happy selfcare time, right, and that should
be a good thing. It shouldbe a good thing across the board when
(56:44):
people are posting pictures to like Instagramabout like delicious food that they ate and
everybody's like, oh my god,it's so good. Like that's what we
need for porn. Yes, weneed a porn somalia. Help me out
here. I don't even know.I mean, I don't think it should
(57:07):
be like on Instagram, but Ijust you know, I think it should
be so normalized to like treat yourselflike I almost feel like before the Internet
it was almost kind of like thatbecause you weren't getting porn unless you either
paid for it or like found itin the woods. That is very true.
I think we just need to goback to that. It's a lot
harder to find porn in the woodswhen everything's like digital too. So you're
(57:30):
not wrong, right, This wasa good discussion that you brought here.
I think so too. I justI really think it's important to like really
talk about why people should pay fortheir porn, especially since you say it
all the time. Yeah, it'slike it's it's such an easy thing to
say, like pay for your porn, but like why Yeah, And at
(57:52):
the end of the day, itcomes down to like investing in yourself and
investing in the people that make youhappy, right, and the things that
make you happy. Yes, thisis your community, and you should support
your community. But you know what, it doesn't even have to be that.
You don't have to get yourself likeinvested in the industry right to pay
(58:15):
for your porn or to want toindulge in these kinds of things. Just
because you buy a video from medoesn't mean that you have to then follow
me on all of my socials andyou know, become an integral part of
my life. If you're just tryingto jerk off to one of my videos
that you paid for and keep itin your jerk off rotation and never speak
to me ever, because you don'tcare to have a relationship with the person
you're just jerking off to. Youalso super cool, Right, I appreciate
(58:38):
the support thanks to the cum shot, But I mean that in a way
of like, if it is somethingyou enjoy, like, think of it
almost like as a sports team.If ever ticket into the arena was free,
that franchise is not going to bethere for very long, right,
So you know you're you're supporting andyou all are a part of the community
(59:00):
if you pay into it. Butlike Dahlia said, you don't have to
be this fervent fighter for it,or you don't have to become moderately obsessed
with anyone that you don't have tobe the guy at the arena that's wearing
the face paint across as titties.Thank you yes, don't be that person
anymore because you're an adult. Isit about you? But you don't have
(59:30):
to be that much of a gohard for it. But I do think
that people who do pay for theirporn, I think it's important to advocate
for that. Also, if you, dear listener, are someone who has
purchased a subscription or a video oranything porn related, really, I really
encourage you to speak about it.Yeah, and you know, to just
(59:52):
like say something about like treating myselfto some new porn or something like that,
because it is really important. Ithink that I everybody knows that that's
even an option, right, becausesome people don't even Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, And if you haven't donethose things, dear listeners, my
OnlyFans is OnlyFans dot com slash exodaliad right there you go. What is
(01:00:20):
your monthly subscription rate right now?It's five dollars. I mean, come
on, folks, five dollars.Yeah, and that's what I'm saying,
like it is so inexpensive to treatyourself to the luxury of an awesome jergof
session. Yeah, and I'm gladyou said that because I think a lot
of listeners or a lot of peoplekind of outside of the knowledge of this
(01:00:43):
probably think, oh, they're chargingone hundred bucks a month, you know,
things like that. No they're not. Only can it be under twenty
ten bucks a month, but theyrun specials like it is. It's truly
incredible, it really is. Imean a lot of bigger names and stuff
like that are usually around the fifteento twenty dollars mark. But again,
(01:01:04):
bargain queen. Hello, I'm likethe target of cam girls, so minds
my box. But you'll frequently see, like you know, deals and discounts
and stuff like that. I've seensome incredible performers who drop their price to
like three dollars and fifty cents fora whole month. So it's it's worth
it. Treat your dinky and justbe aware I'm going to hit that target.
(01:01:34):
God damn it, Dick. SorryI had to bring it back.
Oh, I appreciate you bringing thistopic to the show. Thank you.
I'm glad that we had a chanceto talk about it because it is something
that has been eating me up fora long time. I don't know if
you I swear you could say eatingme out I wish, but no,
(01:02:00):
it's something that you know, Andlike I said, there's been like kind
of an influx of people that havesort of given me that entitled sort of
attitude where they're like, why shouldI pay? And I just think it's
really important to address it where it'slike, you should pay because you care
about yourself and you care about enjoyingeverything that you do on this planet because
(01:02:22):
you have a very short amount oftime here and life is too short to
just be jerking off with your jergins. Yes, I agree, it's beautiful
and you are beautiful, dear Dahlia, So are you dicking? So if
people want to see all of yourbeautifulness, all of your bargain bin bargain
(01:02:47):
bin beauty, if they want tosee all of it, where do they
need to go? You can goto my website which is Dalia d dot
com www dot d A h LI A d ee dot com and you
can let me rock your world forliterally five dollars or less. There you
(01:03:08):
go. I won't rock your world, but you can catch up on everything
that is Danglin after Dark at DickDangle dot com. That is all my
links. If you want to downloadthe show, just go to Danglin after
dark dot com and the direct downloadlink will be there. Thank you very
much, Dahlia, this was aninteresting show. It really was, Dick.
(01:03:30):
You are welcome, so thank youone and all for listening to this
show. Please take care of yourselvesand the people around you. Say it
for me, Dahlia. Pay foryour born and support amazing content creators like
(01:03:52):
Dahlia d and all the amazing peopleyou have heard on the show over the
years. Find something that feeds yoursoul and do it as often as you
possibly can, and of course tangleon long dongs.
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