January 24, 2024 • 66 mins
This show is like being massaged by 3 people, Pervert Nation, because It touches all the right spots! For this episode, Dick and co-host Dahlia Dee talk about the show's second AVN nomination for "Best Adult Podcast", how the team votes and the ultimate Dahlia deal if the show wins. They also discuss crazy versus hot, people's legacy, the idea of fantasy and a quick survey on positions. Nothing says satisfaction like the sweet hands of this podcast, so enjoy and Dangle On!
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Dangling After Dark with Dick Dangle.Episode five eighteen contains co host Dahlia d
Award nomination voting and Dahlia's Deal,the Idea of Fantasy and positions. Warning,
this show is only for adults wholike sex. Does your dick hango?
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Does it dangle to and fro?Can you tie at in mint?
Can you tie it in a boat? Don't worry, Dick will be coming.
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Welcome to the present nation. Herehe is Dick Dangle, Dick Dangle,
Hello every body, and welcome toepisode five eighteen of Dangling after Dark
with Dick Dangle. Welcome to thePervert Nation. I am your host,
Dick Dangle, and joining me forthis episode is the one you love.
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She is an incredible content creator andcam model extraordinary. I had to take
a deep breath of me suck alittle bit more back in suck it.
She is the goddess from the GreatWhite North, your Manitoba maple syrup Maiden,
your saucy sex pot from Saskatoon.You're a thick Papa from thunder Bay,
the bitch and concubine from British Columbia. The pro toworker but anti squerna
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from Alberta, the Perfect Vagina fromRegina and your bargain ben Beauty from Brampton.
She is dahliad, how are youdoing? Girl? Noise that just
came out? Oh you got megood with that one. That was listeners
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completely unscripted. That that sound justescaped me with zero input from my brain.
I'm glad. Wow, that wasgood. That was excellent. I
do what I can for you.It is truly me bringing your title to
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ever greater heights, but doing itin a way that you still connect with.
Absolutely, you're doing a great job. Thank you very much. Oh
that got me good. So howare you doing? I am fantastic other
than being a little bit chilly rightit's getting a little cold outside, little
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bit, but otherwise, I meanwe're rolling along. Good. Glad to
hear it. I am doing well. Like yourself, I am very chilly,
but I am doing the best Ican to stay warm. Nothing like
trying to help somebody move furniture ina blizzard. That was great. Yeah,
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the Sunday after the Sunday, yeahafter before we record this whatever.
A couple of days ago they werelike, hey, I really hate to
ask, but we need some helpI'm like, all right, I'm a
friend, It's what I do.And it was you know, zero degrees
and the wind was screaming. Noneof the streets were plowed. I was
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in charge of driving the truck becauseoh my god. Yeah, I was
the only one that had a biggervehicle experience. And it all went well.
But man, was it cold.I bet you're like almost too nice
of a person. I'm learning thatthe older yet I am definitely learning that.
But like I said, everything wentwell, and yeah, but things
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are moving right along. And whatwe are going to talk about, Dear
pervert Nation when it comes to episodefive eighteen, is just a little bit
of fun. We may get intoan article, doubt it. I say
it every time I'm with Dahlia,and it just kind of goes by the
wayside because we end up just goingoff on rambles. Let's be honest.
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We are far more entertaining than anyarticle you could ever find on the Internet.
I don't disagree with that, butyou know, there may be people
who are waiting for articles and theyjust don't happen, which, dear listeners,
please, I need articles from youguys. It's not like I don't
have any myself, but I wantto be able to say this is listener
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contributed. Yes, we want toknow that what we're talking about is what
the fans want to hear. Absolutely, So you can let me know.
Send me an article on Twitter atthe Dick Dangle, you could email it
to me Dick at Danglin after darkdot com. You could message me on
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Instagram Danglin after Dark. But yeah, I want to see what articles the
listeners would like me to talk about. And you know what, not even
articles I would love to just likehear topics. Just send us topics.
Yeah, things you want to hearus talk about, because we're really good
at talking about absolutely anything, trulyare. We could talk for hours and
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I feel like I've been talking forhours, but in a good way.
Of course. Recently I was askedto be a guest on the sixty nine
Whiskey podcast once again. I wason about six months ago or so.
They had me back on. Wehad a wonderful talk. It was a
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very motivated talk. If you wantto get your mojo going, if you
want to feel the juice, thenyou want to listen to that episode because
we were dishing out advice and talkingpeople through problems. It was good.
It was a lot of fun.That sounds fantastic. Yeah, and they
would love to have you on DearDo tell them to DM me. Okay,
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I will do that because they definitelydon't like listen to the podcast to
know what they're getting into. Notif they want me on their show,
they definitely have not listened to asingle episode. Maybe you are the right
type of crazy, maybe because everyperson, every guy has had that woman
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in his life that you know it'snot going to work in your heart of
hearts, you know that this relationshipis going to crash and burn, but
there is something about it, usuallythe sex that is so good that it
keeps you tethered to each other.And maybe that's what you are for podcasts
that's like really deep and kind ofbeautiful. It's like the hot crazy Matrix.
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Have you ever seen that? Ihave not. So it's a video.
It's a really like viral video that'sbeen going around for like since the
early two thousands, and it's likethis guy and he's he's standing in front
of a whiteboard and he's got likethis diagram and it's essentially just like an
L shaped diagram and He's got aline going right up through the middle,
and on one side it says hot, and on the other side it says
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crazy. So essentially, the closeryou go towards crazy, the higher you're
going towards hot. Oh, Igot you, Okay. So he calls
it the hot slash crazy matrix,and his theory is that the hotter the
girl is the crazier she is.So I guess I'm just like a really
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high dot on the meme. Idon't know if I completely agree with that.
What I will say is the crazier, the better the sex is true
epically, but not necessarily. Thecrazier the hotter. You know what,
though, I actually have to say, like I am a very well adjusted
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individual. Like I feel like peopleare almost like flaunting their mental illness like
all over the place these days,and I'm like, what do you I
can't relate, Like I'm pretty sae, Like I'm weird as fuck, don't
get me wrong, but I'm sane, Okay, I gotcha. I like
to feel that I'm actually the same. Yeah, like it like I'm weird,
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but I have my shit together,Like I'm not gonna like like go
through your phone and like misinterpret textswith your mom and then like set your
car on fire. Yeah exactly,Yeah you know what I mean. Like
I'm not like crazy, I'm justlike weird. Like I'm like like I'll
probably paint a picture of your buttcrack and hang it on my wall,
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okay, because like art, ButI won't key your car, like slash
your tires or like make you hateyour life. I don't know. Yeah,
I think that's kind of the keyto be honest if you realize that,
hey, I have baggage. I'mnot afraid to talk about my baggage,
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but my baggage doesn't rule over me. That is such a good place
to be. I actually feel likeI'm safest because of my baggage. Oh
that's interesting. Like I've been throughso much shit in my life, like
not to get like deep and personal, but like that, Like at this
point, I'm just like, likewhat else could possibly happens? Yeah?
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Yeah, that one I can agreewith. Yeah, you know, I'm
just kind of over it. I'mlike life is so sure, like there's
no point, Like crazier shit hashappened my friends. That's always like my
mantra. I couldn't agree more yeah, it's just like whatever. Man,
it's chilled me out. And italso makes how you react to other people
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better because you can tell them something, especially if it's within your career.
Dahlia. You know you you workwithin the adult community. So when you're
like, oh, hey, yeah, you guys know about this, So
I want to tell you about thisbecause I think it's interesting. But it's
kind of funny and kind of weird, and sometimes they're just like, oh
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my oh clutching the pearls, oh, the vapors, I can't stand how
could you possibly and just kind ofgo da, It's fine, Seriously,
it's not a big deal. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it.
Like everything is just I've just I'veseen it all. I've seen it all.
I'm like old and wise as athirty year old. Right, I've
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seen it all. You can't.You can't surprise me or get me riled
up anymore. Oh oh, thatshots fired? All right, I'll take
that bet oh oh oh oh yeah, we'll get it all figured out.
But one thing I know has wiledyou up. Oh it's our nomination,
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has it. Ever? I'm sofucking excited. I thought you were actually
breaking into song, like wow.Imagine, imagine I had like a whole
pre rehearsed song that I just Ikind of regret not writing one. Now,
yeah, exactly. Dick Dangle themusical. This could have been a
thing. But you know, insteadof Oklahoma, it's like Pervert Nation where
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the weirdo's play, you know,Oh my god, we can make that
a thing. Dangle on the storyof Dick. Eh, it's got legs.
I'm not gonna lea right. Soonce again, a gigantic thank you
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and shout out to every member ofPervert Nation. We are now two time,
two time AVN nominated Adult Podcast ofthe Year, and I would imagine
when this goes out, you stillhave a couple days to vote, I
would think. So you do haveto have an account through AVN, which
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is not a big deal with emailsand stuff, but you can go to
avn dot com slash Awards slash voting, and then you get into the different
categories that you can vote on andfavorite. Can we get spicy for a
second, Oh please? What areyour favorite categories? I was actually okay,
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I'm glad you brought that up.But before I talk about it,
Dahlia, do you have something toeither smoke or drink to commemorate this occasion.
Oh you bet I do. Asa Canadian, you know, I
always have smoke on hand. Okay, well that works out really well.
I am about to drink some CrownRoyal Regal Apple Canadian whiskey. So okay,
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wait, are we ready? Countdown to your shot and I will
do this at the same time.Cheers, salute, broast, Thank you,
everybody. Let's do this. YouI, I think you literally just
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pulled all the air out of Canada. I sure did. It's all in
my lungs right now. If youfeel like they air got a little thin,
listeners, that's why got a littleheadache. No, seriously, I
am so proud of you, andproud of all of us and the show
and all of the listeners for votingfor us, pre nominating and just like
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helping us on this journey. It'sabsolutely incredible to see how much support this
show has. Yes, oh soyeah, we'll get into a couple of
things, and thank you Madeline Rayof course for being a part of the
show and everybody. So the amountof people that are saying on Twitter that
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they are voting for the show isabsolutely blowing. Me away, like it
is crazy, and I'm even gettingmore through my dms. And what's really
cool is I'm getting a lot ofdms from like high end talent. That's
amazing. Yeah, that is justabsolutely crazy, and it does lead me
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to this thought. So when Igo through the categories that you have for
the Fan Awards, there are alot of people that I know in a
lot of the categories, so youcan only choose a top five when it
comes to the pot. I definitelysupport my friends and I do my best
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to kind of spread the love throughoutthe rest. If you know, I
don't have a lot of friends incategories, right, But it's kind of
funny to me because if you knowme and you don't ask for my vote,
you're probably getting my vote. Ifyou ask me for votes, that
means you're probably worried you're not gettingmy vote, and you're probably right.
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Like, I love you guys,I support you guys, I got my
friends, I got my community.Don't worry about it. You don't have
to ask for votes. And Idon't know if you know, you know,
And I don't post who I votefor for that reason because especially in
the favorite adult podcast like last year, there are fifty two podcasts in this
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category. Oh yeah, it's abit much, but that's okay. We
are all being celebrated, and itgives people looking through this the opportunity to
find other podcasts to listen to,right, So I'm fine with that.
So plus, I feel that especiallyright now with like all of the different
awards going on, like the AdultAwards, there's a bunch of them that
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are happening, and like it's like, I know too many people in each
of the categories. So I justI don't post who I vote for because
I never want to hurt anybody's feelings. Right, Yeah, that's exactly it.
I don't post because I don't wantsomebody to be like, hey man,
you didn't vote for me. Wellmaybe not with this because you can
vote multiple times a day, ohright, you know, so there'll be
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people I vote for every time andthen I start to split votes other times,
right, you know, but Idon't want anyone to be like,
well, if you're only voting forme half the time, like really,
you know, so I don't evenbother if you. Yeah, you just
try to give support to the peopleyou know as much as you can.
Yeah, but it is cool.And what was really funny, I actually
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had somebody in the community who said, you know, you're the reason they
have this category. What For abouttwo or three years, I was clamoring
that there should be a podcast categoryfor some adult award show because there were
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so many performers who had podcasts,right, and this was especially through the
pandemic, and a lot of performerswere like, yeah, we all have
podcasts, we should all do this. And when they finally made the category
last year, this person was like, you finally got what you were hoping
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for. Congratulations because this is becauseof you. I'm not going to say
who it was, you know,and I really I can't take credit for
it, but I'm kind of takingcredit for it the Squeaky Wheel. Yes,
I'm just I'm happy that it cameabout and that you did nag them
for so long. Yeah, thatthey finally implemented a category. Yeah,
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they finally got it right. Theymade it right. And within this I
don't see. I would love towin this, don't get me wrong,
but there are some monster names inhere, you know, Like last year
a podcast one that between the twohosts had almost two million followers on Twitter.
Oh wow, So how do Ikeep up with that? Especially considering
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even though I'm finding myself gaining followersby notification day after day, my actual
followership is dropping, just like everybodyelse's. Do you mean on Twitter?
Yes? Twitter makes no sense lately. I wouldn't even take any stock in
that at all, because like I'llcheck one day and it'll be like,
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for example, like thirty six thousand, and then i'll check the next day
and it'll be like thirty thousand,and I'm like, there's no way that
six thousand people overnight like unfollowed me. And then the next day I'll check
it and it'll be like thirty fourpoint two thousand, right, So I
don't know what's going on, Likethe numbers are fluctuating so much, Like
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I don't know if it's that they'recombating bots or like getting rid of unused
accounts or I don't know. ButI would not take any stock in the
numbers you see on Twitter right now. Yeah, Oh I don't. I
would love to get to ten thousandand just be good with that, and
that's kind of my hope for twentytwenty four. But yeah, I don't
put a lot of stock in mostof the things when it comes to social
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media. Yeah, I did getnow that I'm looking at this because I
I'm on different streaming networks, eventhough they may not be on my links
paid. But I got an emailrecently we announced that Google podcast is going
away in twenty twenty four. Ididn't even know that Google podcast was like
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a thing. Yeah, I'm notsure why, but they are, and
I'm seeing I think we're going tosee a consolidation of streaming networks and there's
going to be like a big fiveinstead of having like twenty different ones,
because that would be interesting. Yeah, I don't know if it's just an
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oversaturation or if it's just you know, because there are so many baked in
ads to a lot of podcasts,and then the streaming networks put in their
own ads, and I don't knowif they're finding that they're losing listenership because
of that. But can you makesure that it cuts to an ad like
right now and ad? Maybe I'llcut my own commercial and put it in
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there. That's it. But goodluck to everybody who is nominated for awards.
You know, it's a shame thatit isn't like the Olympics, where
it could be a first, second, and third place. And the one
thing I have been saying is I'dlike to know where everybody falls in the
voting, like list one through fiftytwo. That would be really interesting to
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see. Yeah. Yeah. Theother categories that I am voting for unsung
Darling, Ultimate Oral content Creator,supreme solo content Creator, anal creator of
course, sexiest milf, Favorite cammingcouple, favorite cam girl. Just about
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all of the categories. There area few that I don't know a lot
of people in just because it's notmy adult wheelhouse, but voting for quite
a few of the camp they arenice. So get out there and vote.
Gosh darn it. Yeah, guys, go make sure that you go.
And how many times a day canyou vote? I believe it's five
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times a day. Go vote forus. Yes, you know what,
since I still have it up,I am going to do it right now.
So is there anyone you would likeme to vote for? It?
Say that I can't think of anyoneoff the top of my head that's nominated.
And again like I don't, Idon't show my hand ah when it
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comes to voting. Okay, butI will say if the dick Dangle podcast
were to win because the listeners allvoted. In my entire career, I
have never done an anal video.I would do an anal video and post
it on porn Hub for everyone towatch for free. Wow if we want,
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all right, So we'll just upthe stakes a little. Well,
because considering it's my show, Ithink you should do it with me.
That only makes good sense. Imean, it would be logical. But
that's if I ever get to meetyou again. I don't know. Well,
I know you said you were tryingto get to Chicago, so my
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fingers and toes are crossed that Ican make it out there. But we
shall see you if we win.You need to start warming up, is
all I'm saying. All right,guys, you guys better start voting because
I want the balls to go intoAnd why one thing that I wanted to
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bring up? Did that just remindyou of something? No? No,
that little segue there, I'm badat segues. Oh my god. No,
this kind of does work to thatbecause it involves a tunnel. I
mean, I'll give it to you, all right, thank you. I
always wonder what legacies people leave behind, you know, beyond children and I
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like to think that this show andhow I treat others and people in the
adult community, but just kind ofhow I treat others in General's kind of
my legacy. Okay, but Ihave so many interesting adult things it makes
me wonder what may happen to themwhen the time comes. And the reason
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I say this a friend of thefamily is a huge like I don't want
to say toy train, but likethe little electric trains. Oh god,
this is where you were going withtunnels? Yes, thank you? And
Okay, their display it's a husbandand wife. Uh huh. This display
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is massive. It is almost museumworthy. It is like they set it
up completely. It has towns,it has a stadium, and they use
a tablet as the jumbo tron inthe stadium. Yeah, it's got a
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ski lift. There are probably tendifferent trains on tracks. It takes up
ten four foot by eight foot sheetsof plywood. Holy shit, Yeah,
they have it's a pretty big homeand they have it interconnected through two rooms.
It is unreal. So I seethis for the first time, not
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all that long ago, and I'mlike, what got you into this?
And well, years ago, youknow, we worked in this store and
they One of the gifts that theygave the people that worked there was a
train with the logo on it fromthe store and it kind of got us
into it. And now we've beencollecting. They're kind of at their high
water mark, Like there isn't awhole lot more expansion they could be doing,
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and maybe it'll just take over theirwhole house. It could. I'm
surprised they don't keep it up allyear, to be honest. But the
bad thing is none of our kidswant anything to do with this. Well
yeah, right, And I waskind of thinking that too. I'm like,
yeah, I mean it's it's cool, but it's I don't know it.
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It doesn't seem to play to Andlike I said, they're older,
so their kids are in their forties. They're like the old trained people,
right, you know, so Ibet they're like super super fun on parties.
Did you ever get a feeling thatsomeone's like yourself slow playing a hand
and you're like, I know,you guys are dirty. I don't care
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if you like trains. Oh,they have freaks written all over because within
the community of homes in the trainset, they have a parade going through
town. Part of the parade includesfurries. I wonder if they know,
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oh they know you think. Myguess is yes, because you know,
because there's so much to this littletown, you can't see all of it,
you know. And they said,did you look at the at the
parade? And I saw, Isaw it. I said, yeah,
the bands up front and they said, yeah, there's the band and there's
something else. I can't remember whatit was, and like, you know,
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because of the furries. Here theyare. There's a bunch of furries
joining the parade. And the lookthat the wife gave me was just like,
ah, it was really funny.So I think they I think that
they are. They're onto it.That's hilarious. But yes, absolutely,
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Like I said, maybe they're furries. Maybe they got a little first suits
in the closet. I don't putanything past anybody bucket, but it makes
me wonder what happens to my adultcollection. Oh, you immediately become the
weird porn guy. You get featuredon like BuzzFeed for a week, and
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then it all gets sold on eBay. Okay, I'm down with that.
Yeah, yeah, I'm completely finewith that. Yeah, people will be
on like social media being like doyou hear about that weird guy in Pittsburgh
that had all the porn. Wow, it's crazy. Yeah, I did
hear about that. That's nuts.What a guy. I kind of wish
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I was him, nudge, youknow, I wonder if I can buy
some of that on eBay? Allright, See that made me feel better.
You answered that so quickly. Iam going to take it as truth.
Yeah, and I appreciate that youhave. I'll submit it. I'll
submit the article to BuzzFeed myself.Oh okay, right, I'll do an
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episode of the podcast with Madeline.Okay, it'll be by ourselves. We'll
be crying the whole time. No, you won't. And we'll host an
auction. We have a nineteen ninetythree Playboy May edition. Do I have
five hundred dollars dollars going once?Five dollars? Five hundred dollars? I
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don't know. I assume this shitis worth money or why would you keep
it? It's not worth that much? I could tell. I mean,
you could sell the whole year,all twelve issues as a lot. Okay,
yeah that that I think that wouldwork out better. Okay, see
educate me before you kick it.Okay, all right, yeh. That's
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always Uh. I've said it before, but that's always the fun talk to
have with people where you're like,oh, you know you have a couple
adult magazines or Playboy magazines. Howmuch you want for him? Oh?
I want ten bucks apiece? That'skind of And they're like, well why,
I said, you know they mademillions of these per month, right,
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and they go, oh, thatwould be worth a lot of money.
Like, it's got to be reallyspecific issues for it to be worth
a lot of money. No,you should just go along with it.
Oh yeah, this one's super expensive. Especially, I can't lie to people.
It's not my thing. You gotto bust out the dick rigid.
I think you're right. Maybe mytwenty twenty four is getting into the dick
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rigid mindset. Yeah, there yougo. Let him take over for a
little bit. How do you thinka dick rigid Twitter takeover would go for?
Like an hour? Hilarious? Okay, because I had an idea for
a post, and I actually tolda family member who was very social media
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savvy. She has nothing to dowith the adult community, but when I
told her, she's like, thatis the funniest thing I've ever heard in
my life. But it's really aggressive, so you should just sprinkle in,
like Dick Rigid says, tweets hereand there from now on. All right,
listeners, keep an eye out forDick Rigid tweets going forward. It'll
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be like little easter eggs on yournormal feed. Yes, yeah, I
agree, Yeah do that? Doyou like pick like a Dick Frigid emoji?
Okay, and then like put likeall in caps, Dick Rigid says,
and then post the tweet. Okay? Well, you know how you
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could change your name on Twitter?Like you could just constantly change what your
actual not you're at name, butthe name that is visible. Oh yeah,
I'll just change it in there tobe like Dick Fridgid takeover. That's
funny. But then when you changeit back, those tweets would show up
with your with Dick on them.Again. Wait, that sounded really gross.
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I feel like your name is sucha gotcha. It's like all the
time I'm just like inadvertently saying suchlike nasty shit like all the time without
even realizing it's got Dick all overit. Right, It's uh, it's
probably the most brilliant thing I've evercome up with I won't lie to you.
It is pretty good. So onething that I wanted to talk about
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it was something that was on mylist of items, and I brought it
up on the six and nine Whiskeypodcast, and I figured I would do
it on here as well because Iwant to hear Dahlia's sweet words on what
I'm about to say crossover episode.When it comes to content creation, I
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truly believe that you have to createwhat basically makes you happy, because if
you start to do things out ofyour wheelhouse, out of your mindset,
out of your creative heart, thenyou're not gonna fully invest in what you're
making. Right, And it soundslame in me saying this, but I
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think my wheelhouse is the more connected, almost basic content that can be made.
It can still be fun in howit's delivered or what the setup may
be, but I honestly believe thatthere is a lane of viewers and consumers
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that would really enjoy just basic sex. And here's why I say this.
I can tell you that you're right, okay, excellent, appreciate that because
I've been seeing a lot of interviewswith high end industry talent, and of
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course when they are asked the questionabout content creation and its effect on people's
sexual psyche, they say the samething. They say, one, porn
is not sex education, which ninetyfive percent of the time I can agree
with. Once again, they stepon people's heads, right, that's right.
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And two they say it's just fantasy. This is what the viewers want
to see, and we are givingit to them. It is an exaggerated
sexual existence. Mm hmm. Butmy problem with that is it's almost like
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you are saying everybody likes the extremefringes of the categories within adult creation,
and I think that leaves out peoplewho are like in between relationships or maybe
they're older and what they connected withwhen they were younger they can't find now.
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I actually think there's a really biglane for people just having good quality,
connected sex in scenes. Well,I mean, you're really preaching to
the choir because that's like my entirebrand is real sex, and like this
(35:50):
is something we've talked about before too, is like I would love to see
more representation of that in the pornindustry, especially when it comes to like
body types, because like I don'tknow, it feels more real. I'm
all about like the real the realfucking, the real bodies, the unedited,
you know, down and dirty,real shit, and there absolutely is
(36:12):
a market for that. Yeah.I think it's interesting when you say about
like an older crowd too, becauselike we have like Kieran Lee. Oh
yes, he's like the only likedad bod like silver Fox that I can
think of in the industry, right, that's it. Yeah, out of
(36:36):
names like actual no names. Ican agree with that, And I wouldn't
even call him a dad bod,but he's more dadish than most of them.
Yeah, And it's funny to watchas the male performers get older.
You can watch them like slowly getheavier and then they have either what they
(36:58):
may consider an important scene or anaward nomination worthy seeing something like that,
or maybe a big production, andthen they drop a bunch of weight and
then they slowly gain it back.It's kind of interesting. I live for
it though, Like I love thethickness. I'm here for the thickness,
and it actually kind of shows that, like you can be older and a
(37:19):
little thicker and still be just bangingporn stars. Right. Just gotta have
the right attitude, definitely, andnot be weird. Don't be weird.
Just don't be weird. It's thatsimple, Yeah, because fantasies are different
for everybody, and my fantasy isnot stepping on someone's head while I have
sex with them, right, Andlike, that's the thing about porn that
(37:42):
I love so much, And thisis something that I try to like drill
into people's heads, and a lotof people just like don't get it until
they're actually in the industry. Theworld is such a crazy, vast place
with so many people in it thatno matter what you do, if you
stick with it and if you markit correctly, there will be people who
will watch it and love it.Oh absolutely. I have so many ideas
(38:08):
that it sucks that especially like nowyou know it's January, it's award season,
so everybody's traveling, or the peoplethat aren't traveling are kind of stuck
because the weather's so bad. Ihave so many ideas that I almost feel
like I need to film them,and I just don't have that opportunity.
(38:31):
I think once I get that opportunityand I'm able to kind of put my
stamp on what I'm trying to createand start to build that audience, I
think a lot of people are goingto kind of jump on the bandwagon,
definitely. I agree. I thinkit's a needed niche. I think it's
a plug to fill a hole thatwe have. Yeah, but best of
(38:58):
luck to you with that, Andyou know I'm always here, okay,
cheering you on. Yes, Ihave a bunch of things that I need
to talk to you about for sure, just spitballing ideas and things like that.
But you can definitely look for differentthings that Dick Dangle's looking to create
(39:19):
very shortly, and I'm really excited. Some of it's gonna be safe for
work. It's I say that posthumouslyor not posthumously. I say that carefully.
I guess would be a better waybecause it's still going to be somewhat
adult talk. You know, you'reprobably gonna want earphones, but it's not
like it's extremely vulgar, So it'slike not something you're gonna want to be
(39:42):
like caught listening to, but youlike could correct when you listen to it.
It's gonna be if you do getcaught that moment of can you believe
these people? And you're gonna beable to laugh it off. Right.
I look forward to seeing what youcreate well, you're going to be part
of some of it, So alittle teaser for the listener. It's fun
(40:10):
being motivated, which is something Iwas talking about on my recent guest spot.
It was just having that place inmy brain where it's just like things
are starting to fire up, andI'm like, yes, I feel the
need to create, which is greatand one of the best things that ever
(40:31):
happened to me. Everyone knows wholistens to the show for a long time.
There are very few things that Ifollow with intent. Music, hockey,
physical media, be it adult ormusic. Things like that. My
(40:52):
local cable network said, ah,you know what that hockey channel that you
watched all all of your home team'sgames on. No, we're gonna move
it up to the next package,and it is a substantial increase in what
my cable bill would be. SoI'm completely ditching cable so I will have
(41:16):
Amazon Prime and that is it.You're gonna have so much free time.
Yes, that's exciting. Yeah,you know it's funny. You sign off
the show with like, find somethingyou love and do it as often as
you can. But I can't evenstress how important that is, especially when
you are a creative person, tojust like do it. And you're right,
(41:37):
like that motivation and that fire islike the best feeling in the whole
world. Yeah, I'm glad thatyou found it, and I really encourage
anybody who's listening to find that fireand be motivated to work towards something that
you really enjoy. Yeah, youreally need to, because if you are
doing something as an occupation that youmay not care for, finding that fire
(42:01):
in something else will help that.It absolutely, it'll either help it where
it just makes it more tolerable,or as you create, if you're able
to find a lane, gain anaudience, and start to monetize it,
then you're able to leave the badstuff behind absolutely, one way or another.
(42:22):
It's so important to feed your passionsas often as you can. Yeah,
and I'm really happy that you're doingthat. This is the year of
that. This is the Year ofthe Dick, the Year of the Dick.
Yeah, I'm excited to see whatthis year holds for sure, me
(42:44):
too. Onward and upward, andwe have some things already created that we're
going to start rolling out really soon. Another little teaser for the listeners.
You guys should keep an eye outon Instagram, on Twitter, We've got
a really exciting new format for somelittle teasers for the show. So absolutely
so. I am learning to enjoythe process. I'm learning to love the
(43:10):
journey. So it makes me moreopen to learning things that I maybe didn't
want to do in the past.Good And that's really big because it wasn't
necessarily difficult things, but it wasone of those I know it's more time
and I don't want to do it, but yeah, it's like, oh
no, I want to do thisbecause I know that the knowledge I learned
(43:32):
in that will lead me to otherthings. I'm so glad to hear that
we've had like a breakthrough. Isthis where we start crying and hug and
some beautiful piano and violin music startsto play. Yeah, that's adorable.
It's like Dick's gonna do the thingright, but right in your tunnel.
(43:58):
If we win. Fucking train people, train people, I'm telling you that's
gonna be the title for this,fucking trained people. Yeah, but people
are gonna think it's gonna be fuckingtrained people, not fucking train people.
(44:21):
You know what, There's a lotof ways that that could be read.
It's like fucking trained people as inlike fucking people who are into trains,
right, or people who are intotrains are fucking each other right, or
they're trained people find them attractive.So there's two different ways to use that
everb right there. Then there's theexasperated, like fucking train people, which
(44:42):
is how I meant it, andthen there's like fucking train people, which
is like teach them how to dothings. Ah, very nice. Ah,
this is coming together. There's alot of meanings. I think this
should be the time of the show. It's so deep. Broh. We'll
(45:05):
see what other gems we come upwith. Us we start to close out
this episode, the listeners are like, oh, thank god, it's almost
over. Now you know what it'slike to fuck me? Oh come on
now, I I highly doubt that. Oh yeah no, that was an
und presented joke. I don't knowif the listeners should vote for me for
(45:37):
Podcasts of the Year because I've liedto them. We are going to bring
up an article. Ah, yes, you know how much I love an
article. Wow that was said withfervor. Well you know what. Usually
it's like like trepidation, okay,but at this point, like this is
the year of the dick, Okay, like we're just gonna take it.
(46:01):
I'm fucking ready. Let's got totake it. Take it. Do you
want this? At the end oftwenty twenty three, I was finding different
things to talk about when it comesto like the year in review, and
(46:21):
there are some stuff that I amgoing to get into in subsequent episodes.
But one thing that I was findingwas different sex statistics. Ooh, and
I found a couple of interesting ones. I'm not going to say where I
got them, because I don't carefor the site anymore because it went from
(46:42):
being about statistics to being about politicsand it's really annoying. Okay, speaking
of statistics, I have to interjectright here with like a shameless advertisement.
Stick it in. You know howporn hub releases their like top searched every
year. Yeah, we will betalking about that in upcoming episodes. Beautiful,
(47:02):
So spoiler alert. One of thethings on the list, for some
fucking reason, because you're all abunch of degenerates, in the top five
search terms on porn Hub was Sonicthe Hedgehog. It was I did see
that, yes, and so Ihad to give the people what they wanted.
(47:30):
I did see that. I diddo a full Sonic cosplay video and
I will be releasing it very soon. And if you ever played Sonic as
a youth, you should definitely checkit out. Okay, I wouldn't think
Sonic would work as a female character, because when I think Sonic, I
(47:51):
think male character who has sex reallyfast. Right, But did you see
the pictures though, Well, theywere just pictures. I mean they look
great, don't get me wrong,but I think I may need to purchase
this video to I agree, getthe full understanding of what you're trying to
accomplish. I agree. Do youwant to hear the concept? It's an
excellent concept. Of course. It'scalled got to Come fast? Ah Okay,
(48:16):
Okay, So I've broken the video. It's about a thirty minute video
so far, and I've broken itinto like four ish minute rounds zones because
it's Sonic and each zone is likea different theme. So one is like
titty fucking, one is blowjob,one is writing, et cetera, et
cetera, et cetera, And foreach one the goal is to come once
(48:39):
per round. Wow yeait four minutesbaby, So it's a speed round.
But like the fun thing is I'mincluding timestamps. So if you like nut
and then you're done and you can'tdo it anymore, you can go back
to the round that you stopped on, or just like go to your favorite
(48:59):
one. And I'm overlaying actual soniclevels into it. It's going to be
crazy. I can't wait to seeit. It's going to be crazy.
Remind me when I release it,and I'll give you a special dick discount.
Oh, I appreciate that. Iwill have to tell you some of
(49:21):
my ideas once we are off airbecause I don't want people to steal them.
Yeah, well, at this point, like nobody can steal this one,
so you guys can try, suckers, but I've already done it and
it's going to be done better.So when it comes to statistics, one
of the topics that they bring upis the most popular sex positions over the
(49:45):
world. Interesting, yes, Sowhat would you believe Dahlia to be the
most popular sex position? Missionary itis number two? Really is Doggi number
one? It is number one?So doggy style with percent is number one,
Missionaries number two with twenty two percent, cow girl twenty percent, sixty
(50:10):
nine with five percent is a steepdrop off Hey, those five percenters are
a bunch of weirdos. I stilllike a sixty nine holding legs up four
percent? Wait what how? WhatSo the guy's on top, but he's
kind of sitting back on his heelsand just holding the legs up. Doesn't
(50:32):
that count as missionary? Kind ofNo, because you're not hovering over top,
right, it's more of like anl shape than like an underscore.
Correct. Okay, spooning with ewwah, Oh what is wrong with spoon
for the worst kind of sex?Oh my god, it's actually so funny
that you bring this up, becausewe were just having a conversation about this
(50:55):
in my camera this morning. Ofall of the positions, I fucking hate
spoon sex the most. Why there'sso many? Okay, because of the
angle, you can't really get inthere right, and you can't really thrust
(51:15):
properly, so you're kind of layingthere doing this awkward like dying caterpillar move.
You're like like trying to like likeyou can't get any sort of speed
or penetration doing this position. Okay, you really can't. And a lot
of the time, like if you'reboth laying in bed, there's gonna be
(51:36):
a little bit of like tilt ofthe hips, so like the dick is
not really like going in me theright way. It's kind of just like
pushing up against like the walls ofmy vagina. Okay, that I can
understand. Yeah, And it's nothitting any of like the orogyena zones.
And it's kind of like it's likethe most awkward, like sloppy sex,
like just get up and do fuckingdoggy style. Put the blanket over your
(51:58):
shoulders if you're cold. Oh Ihate it that and anything that has the
dick going in sideways. Oh,like if you were laying on a side,
he is sitting back on his heelsin between my legs. Yeah,
okay, yeah, no, that'strash. Yeah, then I could kind
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of understand, especially if your partnerhas a curve in a way way that
it doesn't work for you. Yeah, And like a lot of people do
have that curve, right, Solike it's just a no go yeah,
Okay, it sucks. It's likegetting like your what's in there? What's
in there on the sides, Idon't know, like the inside of my
thigh, but on the inside,just getting rubbed up and down really aggressively,
(52:45):
just trash in your thigh meat.Yeah, yeah, like I don't
know, like above my thigh,I guess, like my hip on the
inside. It's gross. Don't doit. That is your groin. Yeah,
you're just like fucking my groin.It doesn't sound sexy, does it.
I don't know. That's like growing, It's like a PG sex scene.
(53:07):
Yeah, so kindetrate my innerp youknow where to go? Baby,
right down my leg. It's goingright down my leg as we do this.
That's hot. Are there any positionsin this top ten that you yourself
(53:31):
can't stomach? Well, let mego through the rest here. So getting
with three and a half percent,you have reverse cowgirl three percent, oral
two percent, anal one tabletop?What the fuck is tabletop? Just like
the woman's laying on a tabletop andthe man is standing wait, like on
(53:53):
a table. Yeah. Wow,that sounds uncomfortable. Yeah. That was
actually a question that I asked performersat a convention for the Gauntlet, was
what is the most uncomfortable sex?There are always places and things that you
have sex in or on and it'svery uncomfortable, And a lot of people
(54:16):
said, like countertop, tabletop,anything like that is really uncomfortable because it
hits your tailbone if you're the womanlaying on it, if you're in doggie,
your knees and your palms get absolutelydestroyed. Correct, So hard to
look sexy when your bones are grindingacross a formica countertop. A what for?
(54:37):
What is it? Formica for micafor micah, that's it? Just
a granite? That granite, Well, it's not really granted, it's like
want to be granite? Well,I mean, if you have a want
to be kitchen counter Yeah, Iguess I haven't been fancy enough to shoot
on a real granite countertop yet.I assume that's worse, oh iRED percent,
(54:57):
because stoned like marble and granite andthings like that, they tend to
be colder than room temperature. Ohimagine you're trying to do all sexy times
and you hop up on your coldmarble countertop and your ass just gets from
right exactly. You don't want tobe the dude in that scenario because the
second year balls touch that countertop,it's game over. Yes, oh yeah,
(55:20):
no, thank you. The countertopis crawled. I always had an
issue watching scenes where people have sexon pool tables, because one there is
not a single comfortable position in onor around a pool table, because either
you're on the wood on the outside, you're on the stone underneath the felt
(55:45):
of the table, or what Iactually consider the most egregious offense, you're
kind of hanging over it, soyou're ruining the lip that the ball bounces
off of. Oh right, noone can actually playpool on that table later,
Oh my god, selfish, right, come on, yeah, no,
(56:06):
I assume that you would get likelike rugburn from a pool table,
oh for sure. Yeah, ohyeah, like a little bit. Yeah.
But you know what, there isn'tanything that I'm against here. I
haven't had a lot of re I'vehad no reverse cowgirl sex. What I've
never had reverse cowgirl sex? Bege, tell me about it, beage about
(56:36):
it. And I think that's oneof my favorites. Oh see, now
for me, as you were alludingto before the curve, because I have
a little bit of a curve,so that may be difficult. Oh my
god. That's the worst part aboutdoing reverse cowgirl, to be honest,
is if you go too hard,your buttthole hurts after, right, because
the dick's kind of curved towards yourbutt, right, so it's like you're
(57:00):
kind of like rubbing your butthole onthe inside, which feels really good.
But then you get off and you'relike, oh, like, ah,
it feels like I've been sitting onsomething like pointy for a while. Well,
in a way, you have,yeah, but like from the inside
out, it's kind of yeah.I still love it, though, I
do enjoy spooning sex, but butit's more of a fore play. It
(57:24):
isn't really doing it to get thejob done. Oh God, the only
thing that's worse than spooning sex iscoming during spooning sex, just not like
because you can't get any thrust,so you're kind of just pushing in and
(57:45):
coming you. I don't see theproblem with that. Honestly, it's greasy.
I don't know greasy, I don'tknow. It grosses me out.
But there is nothing here that Iam one across the board against. Okay,
(58:07):
I'm against cuddle sex. Okay,it's fucking lazy. Get up,
roll over, roll over and putit in me. Yeah, Like even
reverse cowgirl can be like the laziestposition of all times, Like get up
there, put the blankets over yourshoulders and just like rock back and forth.
(58:28):
Ah see that sounds like heaven tome. Yeah, right, Like
even in snuggle sex, what areyou doing? Even like standard cowgirl?
Like if I'm sitting on a couchand the person's in my lap and they're
just rolling their hips, I meanthat is I'm on another planet, right,
Like there's no place for snuggle sexin this world or sex on uncomfortable
(58:52):
tops. We should normalize that.Okay, no more in porn. The
big porn studios need to We needto write them a stern letter, deer
browsers, we do not want tosee any more sex on hard or uncomfortable
surfaces. It makes my elbows hurt. In sympathy, thank you, Dahlia.
I am growing callouses on my kneesas I write this. Okay,
(59:15):
actually, fun fact, I havenot callouses, but like rhino skin spray
bedliner on the tops of my feetand on my knees because of how often
(59:37):
I put a dildo on the carpetand ride it. Oh okay, okay,
and then so my feet are flatagainst the carpet, so I get
like rugburn, and then it getslike really dry. All right, that
makes sense. I'm sure there area lot of performers that have similar stories.
Oh, one hundred percent. It'sfunny. Actually, when I was
in Exotica, I was talking toa couple of other cam girls and we
(59:57):
all had the same little dry spotson our feet. So it's like it's
kind of like a tell. Actually, like when you see a guy on
the street and has call aflower ear, you know he's a fighter and you
don't mess with him. Yeah.If you like see a girl in the
summertime and she has like really drylike rhino skin on the tops of her
feet, she's probably riding dick onher carpet. Mmm, she's a camera
(01:00:19):
one hundred percent, or just likefucks on the carpet a lot, which
there's better options. Nice. Yeah, So listeners feel free to drop by
my camera and ask to see it. I promise I'll show you. Wow.
Yeah. Nice, it's interesting.I'm glad I brought this statistic up
(01:00:42):
side effects of the job. Yeah, I don't know. I just I
feel like, as I get older, I want sex to be more like
about comfort. Like, don't getme wrong, it's really nice to have
like a real rough like giver kindof fucks up where you both like leave
with a couple bruises after Wow.But I also am just like I don't
(01:01:05):
fuck with the positions that don't serveme anymore. I'm like, that's great
if it feels good for you,but you're fucking my thigh from the inside.
Yeah, I can agree with you. I think if it is something
that the person I'm with really enjoys, I will do it and allow them
(01:01:30):
to enjoy it. But I thinkthere has to be that agreement of Okay,
I'm gonna do this to get youoff. Now we're gonna do something
that gets me off. Yeah,like not necessarily, like reciprocation is necessary,
but like, like get this overwith because you know, I'm not
the biggest fan. I'm getting acramp, I am developing strength and balances.
(01:01:55):
This is not good. Luckily,I can say that, like my
range is fairly wide, my wheelhouseis quite large. But you know what
I mean. Now that is thetitle of the episode. You said that
like four times I always do mywheelhouse is quite large, So it's like,
(01:02:22):
you're not really compromising with me.When I'm like, Okay, no
snuggle sex, no shower sex,and I don't do anal right yet,
go ahead, And I don't swallowright. Oh yeah, that's fine that
one. But I still suck dicklike a demon that just crawled out of
hell. So yeah, take yoursoul and I'll head right back there.
Thank you. You know, soyou're not really like compromising that much.
(01:02:46):
I guess I could live with that, you know what I mean. There's
always a good spot to compromise.Yes, nobody's going without with me,
trust me, it's fine. Butthe listeners need to vote to make you
go through on your promise of ananal scene. Oh my god, yes
(01:03:07):
they do. I will make thissacrifice for all of you. See,
But you're not saying it like it'sa sacrifice. You're saying it like you've
been toying with it, but youjust haven't gotten to the place of complete
comfort and pleasure yet. I knewit's I knew it's no, but like,
I could definitely be convinced, likefor the right thing, I could
(01:03:30):
be convinced to do it. AndI think that winning an AVIN, okay,
would be like the thing to doit. You know, how about
forty dollars and a Wendy's gift card? No fifty dollars, no thirty five
(01:03:51):
dollars. Wait, did you justgo down? Yes? I did,
consult knew it. It can't everytime they don't pay attention. Oh my
goodness, this was fun. Ienjoyed. This has been fun. And
congratulations again. It is amazing thatyou have been nominated two years in a
(01:04:13):
row. Two years and it's theinception of this category. You have been
nominated in it. Two AVA nominations, four nominations overall. I am gaining
quite The nomination list underneath are incredible. We love to see it. Thank
you, and you have to doyou know what else? We love to
(01:04:36):
see your your butthole Dahlia d Andwhere can people if they want to see
said butthole go to see said butthole? You can go to my website at
www dot dalia d dot com.D A h l I A d e
e dot com. Perfect if youwant to see Dick's butthole dixbuthole, give
(01:05:01):
me some time, it's coming.But if you want to interact with me,
Dick Dangle dot com is my linkspage. Danglin after Dark dot com
is my website where you could downloadepisodes without streaming them at the dic Dangle
on Twitter Danglin after Dark on Instagram. Just look for the sweet black,
white and red double D logo andyou know it's me. Hells Yeah,
(01:05:24):
and stay tuned for some very excitingstuff. Everybody. Yes. So,
with all that being said, thankyou one and all for listening to this
episode. Please take care of yourselvesand the people around you. Pay for
your porn and support amazing content creatorslike Dolia d and all of the amazing
people that you have heard on theshow over the years. Find something that
(01:05:47):
feeds your soul and do it asoften as you possibly can. Make sure
that your wheelhouse is quite large,and of course it's got right in your
bud, that tuttle, I'm tellingyou
Dangling After Dark with Dick Dangle.Episode five eighteen contains co host Dahlia d
Award nomination voting and Dahlia's Deal,the Idea of Fantasy and positions. Warning,
this show is only for adults wholike sex. Does your dick hango?
(00:32):
Does it dangle to and fro?Can you tie at in mint?
Can you tie it in a boat? Don't worry, Dick will be coming.
(00:55):
Welcome to the present nation. Herehe is Dick Dangle, Dick Dangle,
Hello every body, and welcome toepisode five eighteen of Dangling after Dark
with Dick Dangle. Welcome to thePervert Nation. I am your host,
Dick Dangle, and joining me forthis episode is the one you love.
(01:22):
She is an incredible content creator andcam model extraordinary. I had to take
a deep breath of me suck alittle bit more back in suck it.
She is the goddess from the GreatWhite North, your Manitoba maple syrup Maiden,
your saucy sex pot from Saskatoon.You're a thick Papa from thunder Bay,
the bitch and concubine from British Columbia. The pro toworker but anti squerna
(01:48):
from Alberta, the Perfect Vagina fromRegina and your bargain ben Beauty from Brampton.
She is dahliad, how are youdoing? Girl? Noise that just
came out? Oh you got megood with that one. That was listeners
(02:17):
completely unscripted. That that sound justescaped me with zero input from my brain.
I'm glad. Wow, that wasgood. That was excellent. I
do what I can for you.It is truly me bringing your title to
(02:38):
ever greater heights, but doing itin a way that you still connect with.
Absolutely, you're doing a great job. Thank you very much. Oh
that got me good. So howare you doing? I am fantastic other
than being a little bit chilly rightit's getting a little cold outside, little
(02:58):
bit, but otherwise, I meanwe're rolling along. Good. Glad to
hear it. I am doing well. Like yourself, I am very chilly,
but I am doing the best Ican to stay warm. Nothing like
trying to help somebody move furniture ina blizzard. That was great. Yeah,
(03:21):
the Sunday after the Sunday, yeahafter before we record this whatever.
A couple of days ago they werelike, hey, I really hate to
ask, but we need some helpI'm like, all right, I'm a
friend, It's what I do.And it was you know, zero degrees
and the wind was screaming. Noneof the streets were plowed. I was
(03:42):
in charge of driving the truck becauseoh my god. Yeah, I was
the only one that had a biggervehicle experience. And it all went well.
But man, was it cold.I bet you're like almost too nice
of a person. I'm learning thatthe older yet I am definitely learning that.
But like I said, everything wentwell, and yeah, but things
(04:05):
are moving right along. And whatwe are going to talk about, Dear
pervert Nation when it comes to episodefive eighteen, is just a little bit
of fun. We may get intoan article, doubt it. I say
it every time I'm with Dahlia,and it just kind of goes by the
wayside because we end up just goingoff on rambles. Let's be honest.
(04:29):
We are far more entertaining than anyarticle you could ever find on the Internet.
I don't disagree with that, butyou know, there may be people
who are waiting for articles and theyjust don't happen, which, dear listeners,
please, I need articles from youguys. It's not like I don't
have any myself, but I wantto be able to say this is listener
(04:53):
contributed. Yes, we want toknow that what we're talking about is what
the fans want to hear. Absolutely, So you can let me know.
Send me an article on Twitter atthe Dick Dangle, you could email it
to me Dick at Danglin after darkdot com. You could message me on
(05:13):
Instagram Danglin after Dark. But yeah, I want to see what articles the
listeners would like me to talk about. And you know what, not even
articles I would love to just likehear topics. Just send us topics.
Yeah, things you want to hearus talk about, because we're really good
at talking about absolutely anything, trulyare. We could talk for hours and
(05:36):
I feel like I've been talking forhours, but in a good way.
Of course. Recently I was askedto be a guest on the sixty nine
Whiskey podcast once again. I wason about six months ago or so.
They had me back on. Wehad a wonderful talk. It was a
(05:56):
very motivated talk. If you wantto get your mojo going, if you
want to feel the juice, thenyou want to listen to that episode because
we were dishing out advice and talkingpeople through problems. It was good.
It was a lot of fun.That sounds fantastic. Yeah, and they
would love to have you on DearDo tell them to DM me. Okay,
(06:20):
I will do that because they definitelydon't like listen to the podcast to
know what they're getting into. Notif they want me on their show,
they definitely have not listened to asingle episode. Maybe you are the right
type of crazy, maybe because everyperson, every guy has had that woman
(06:43):
in his life that you know it'snot going to work in your heart of
hearts, you know that this relationshipis going to crash and burn, but
there is something about it, usuallythe sex that is so good that it
keeps you tethered to each other.And maybe that's what you are for podcasts
that's like really deep and kind ofbeautiful. It's like the hot crazy Matrix.
(07:08):
Have you ever seen that? Ihave not. So it's a video.
It's a really like viral video that'sbeen going around for like since the
early two thousands, and it's likethis guy and he's he's standing in front
of a whiteboard and he's got likethis diagram and it's essentially just like an
L shaped diagram and He's got aline going right up through the middle,
and on one side it says hot, and on the other side it says
(07:31):
crazy. So essentially, the closeryou go towards crazy, the higher you're
going towards hot. Oh, Igot you, Okay. So he calls
it the hot slash crazy matrix,and his theory is that the hotter the
girl is the crazier she is.So I guess I'm just like a really
(07:51):
high dot on the meme. Idon't know if I completely agree with that.
What I will say is the crazier, the better the sex is true
epically, but not necessarily. Thecrazier the hotter. You know what,
though, I actually have to say, like I am a very well adjusted
(08:13):
individual. Like I feel like peopleare almost like flaunting their mental illness like
all over the place these days,and I'm like, what do you I
can't relate, Like I'm pretty sae, Like I'm weird as fuck, don't
get me wrong, but I'm sane, Okay, I gotcha. I like
to feel that I'm actually the same. Yeah, like it like I'm weird,
(08:35):
but I have my shit together,Like I'm not gonna like like go
through your phone and like misinterpret textswith your mom and then like set your
car on fire. Yeah exactly,Yeah you know what I mean. Like
I'm not like crazy, I'm justlike weird. Like I'm like like I'll
probably paint a picture of your buttcrack and hang it on my wall,
(08:58):
okay, because like art, ButI won't key your car, like slash
your tires or like make you hateyour life. I don't know. Yeah,
I think that's kind of the keyto be honest if you realize that,
hey, I have baggage. I'mnot afraid to talk about my baggage,
(09:20):
but my baggage doesn't rule over me. That is such a good place
to be. I actually feel likeI'm safest because of my baggage. Oh
that's interesting. Like I've been throughso much shit in my life, like
not to get like deep and personal, but like that, Like at this
point, I'm just like, likewhat else could possibly happens? Yeah?
(09:41):
Yeah, that one I can agreewith. Yeah, you know, I'm
just kind of over it. I'mlike life is so sure, like there's
no point, Like crazier shit hashappened my friends. That's always like my
mantra. I couldn't agree more yeah, it's just like whatever. Man,
it's chilled me out. And italso makes how you react to other people
(10:03):
better because you can tell them something, especially if it's within your career.
Dahlia. You know you you workwithin the adult community. So when you're
like, oh, hey, yeah, you guys know about this, So
I want to tell you about thisbecause I think it's interesting. But it's
kind of funny and kind of weird, and sometimes they're just like, oh
(10:24):
my oh clutching the pearls, oh, the vapors, I can't stand how
could you possibly and just kind ofgo da, It's fine, Seriously,
it's not a big deal. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it.
Like everything is just I've just I'veseen it all. I've seen it all.
I'm like old and wise as athirty year old. Right, I've
(10:48):
seen it all. You can't.You can't surprise me or get me riled
up anymore. Oh oh, thatshots fired? All right, I'll take
that bet oh oh oh oh yeah, we'll get it all figured out.
But one thing I know has wiledyou up. Oh it's our nomination,
(11:13):
has it. Ever? I'm sofucking excited. I thought you were actually
breaking into song, like wow.Imagine, imagine I had like a whole
pre rehearsed song that I just Ikind of regret not writing one. Now,
yeah, exactly. Dick Dangle themusical. This could have been a
thing. But you know, insteadof Oklahoma, it's like Pervert Nation where
(11:37):
the weirdo's play, you know,Oh my god, we can make that
a thing. Dangle on the storyof Dick. Eh, it's got legs.
I'm not gonna lea right. Soonce again, a gigantic thank you
(11:58):
and shout out to every member ofPervert Nation. We are now two time,
two time AVN nominated Adult Podcast ofthe Year, and I would imagine
when this goes out, you stillhave a couple days to vote, I
would think. So you do haveto have an account through AVN, which
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is not a big deal with emailsand stuff, but you can go to
avn dot com slash Awards slash voting, and then you get into the different
categories that you can vote on andfavorite. Can we get spicy for a
second, Oh please? What areyour favorite categories? I was actually okay,
(12:45):
I'm glad you brought that up.But before I talk about it,
Dahlia, do you have something toeither smoke or drink to commemorate this occasion.
Oh you bet I do. Asa Canadian, you know, I
always have smoke on hand. Okay, well that works out really well.
I am about to drink some CrownRoyal Regal Apple Canadian whiskey. So okay,
(13:09):
wait, are we ready? Countdown to your shot and I will
do this at the same time.Cheers, salute, broast, Thank you,
everybody. Let's do this. YouI, I think you literally just
(13:33):
pulled all the air out of Canada. I sure did. It's all in
my lungs right now. If youfeel like they air got a little thin,
listeners, that's why got a littleheadache. No, seriously, I
am so proud of you, andproud of all of us and the show
and all of the listeners for votingfor us, pre nominating and just like
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helping us on this journey. It'sabsolutely incredible to see how much support this
show has. Yes, oh soyeah, we'll get into a couple of
things, and thank you Madeline Rayof course for being a part of the
show and everybody. So the amountof people that are saying on Twitter that
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they are voting for the show isabsolutely blowing. Me away, like it
is crazy, and I'm even gettingmore through my dms. And what's really
cool is I'm getting a lot ofdms from like high end talent. That's
amazing. Yeah, that is justabsolutely crazy, and it does lead me
(14:41):
to this thought. So when Igo through the categories that you have for
the Fan Awards, there are alot of people that I know in a
lot of the categories, so youcan only choose a top five when it
comes to the pot. I definitelysupport my friends and I do my best
(15:05):
to kind of spread the love throughoutthe rest. If you know, I
don't have a lot of friends incategories, right, But it's kind of
funny to me because if you knowme and you don't ask for my vote,
you're probably getting my vote. Ifyou ask me for votes, that
means you're probably worried you're not gettingmy vote, and you're probably right.
(15:31):
Like, I love you guys,I support you guys, I got my
friends, I got my community.Don't worry about it. You don't have
to ask for votes. And Idon't know if you know, you know,
And I don't post who I votefor for that reason because especially in
the favorite adult podcast like last year, there are fifty two podcasts in this
(15:58):
category. Oh yeah, it's abit much, but that's okay. We
are all being celebrated, and itgives people looking through this the opportunity to
find other podcasts to listen to,right, So I'm fine with that.
So plus, I feel that especiallyright now with like all of the different
awards going on, like the AdultAwards, there's a bunch of them that
(16:21):
are happening, and like it's like, I know too many people in each
of the categories. So I justI don't post who I vote for because
I never want to hurt anybody's feelings. Right, Yeah, that's exactly it.
I don't post because I don't wantsomebody to be like, hey man,
you didn't vote for me. Wellmaybe not with this because you can
vote multiple times a day, ohright, you know, so there'll be
(16:41):
people I vote for every time andthen I start to split votes other times,
right, you know, but Idon't want anyone to be like,
well, if you're only voting forme half the time, like really,
you know, so I don't evenbother if you. Yeah, you just
try to give support to the peopleyou know as much as you can.
Yeah, but it is cool.And what was really funny, I actually
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had somebody in the community who said, you know, you're the reason they
have this category. What For abouttwo or three years, I was clamoring
that there should be a podcast categoryfor some adult award show because there were
(17:26):
so many performers who had podcasts,right, and this was especially through the
pandemic, and a lot of performerswere like, yeah, we all have
podcasts, we should all do this. And when they finally made the category
last year, this person was like, you finally got what you were hoping
(17:48):
for. Congratulations because this is becauseof you. I'm not going to say
who it was, you know,and I really I can't take credit for
it, but I'm kind of takingcredit for it the Squeaky Wheel. Yes,
I'm just I'm happy that it cameabout and that you did nag them
for so long. Yeah, thatthey finally implemented a category. Yeah,
(18:14):
they finally got it right. Theymade it right. And within this I
don't see. I would love towin this, don't get me wrong,
but there are some monster names inhere, you know, Like last year
a podcast one that between the twohosts had almost two million followers on Twitter.
Oh wow, So how do Ikeep up with that? Especially considering
(18:40):
even though I'm finding myself gaining followersby notification day after day, my actual
followership is dropping, just like everybodyelse's. Do you mean on Twitter?
Yes? Twitter makes no sense lately. I wouldn't even take any stock in
that at all, because like I'llcheck one day and it'll be like,
(19:02):
for example, like thirty six thousand, and then i'll check the next day
and it'll be like thirty thousand,and I'm like, there's no way that
six thousand people overnight like unfollowed me. And then the next day I'll check
it and it'll be like thirty fourpoint two thousand, right, So I
don't know what's going on, Likethe numbers are fluctuating so much, Like
(19:26):
I don't know if it's that they'recombating bots or like getting rid of unused
accounts or I don't know. ButI would not take any stock in the
numbers you see on Twitter right now. Yeah, Oh I don't. I
would love to get to ten thousandand just be good with that, and
that's kind of my hope for twentytwenty four. But yeah, I don't
put a lot of stock in mostof the things when it comes to social
(19:48):
media. Yeah, I did getnow that I'm looking at this because I
I'm on different streaming networks, eventhough they may not be on my links
paid. But I got an emailrecently we announced that Google podcast is going
away in twenty twenty four. Ididn't even know that Google podcast was like
(20:15):
a thing. Yeah, I'm notsure why, but they are, and
I'm seeing I think we're going tosee a consolidation of streaming networks and there's
going to be like a big fiveinstead of having like twenty different ones,
because that would be interesting. Yeah, I don't know if it's just an
(20:36):
oversaturation or if it's just you know, because there are so many baked in
ads to a lot of podcasts,and then the streaming networks put in their
own ads, and I don't knowif they're finding that they're losing listenership because
of that. But can you makesure that it cuts to an ad like
right now and ad? Maybe I'llcut my own commercial and put it in
(21:03):
there. That's it. But goodluck to everybody who is nominated for awards.
You know, it's a shame thatit isn't like the Olympics, where
it could be a first, second, and third place. And the one
thing I have been saying is I'dlike to know where everybody falls in the
voting, like list one through fiftytwo. That would be really interesting to
(21:25):
see. Yeah. Yeah. Theother categories that I am voting for unsung
Darling, Ultimate Oral content Creator,supreme solo content Creator, anal creator of
course, sexiest milf, Favorite cammingcouple, favorite cam girl. Just about
(21:48):
all of the categories. There area few that I don't know a lot
of people in just because it's notmy adult wheelhouse, but voting for quite
a few of the camp they arenice. So get out there and vote.
Gosh darn it. Yeah, guys, go make sure that you go.
And how many times a day canyou vote? I believe it's five
(22:10):
times a day. Go vote forus. Yes, you know what,
since I still have it up,I am going to do it right now.
So is there anyone you would likeme to vote for? It?
Say that I can't think of anyoneoff the top of my head that's nominated.
And again like I don't, Idon't show my hand ah when it
(22:30):
comes to voting. Okay, butI will say if the dick Dangle podcast
were to win because the listeners allvoted. In my entire career, I
have never done an anal video.I would do an anal video and post
it on porn Hub for everyone towatch for free. Wow if we want,
(22:55):
all right, So we'll just upthe stakes a little. Well,
because considering it's my show, Ithink you should do it with me.
That only makes good sense. Imean, it would be logical. But
that's if I ever get to meetyou again. I don't know. Well,
I know you said you were tryingto get to Chicago, so my
(23:19):
fingers and toes are crossed that Ican make it out there. But we
shall see you if we win.You need to start warming up, is
all I'm saying. All right,guys, you guys better start voting because
I want the balls to go intoAnd why one thing that I wanted to
(23:44):
bring up? Did that just remindyou of something? No? No,
that little segue there, I'm badat segues. Oh my god. No,
this kind of does work to thatbecause it involves a tunnel. I
mean, I'll give it to you, all right, thank you. I
always wonder what legacies people leave behind, you know, beyond children and I
(24:12):
like to think that this show andhow I treat others and people in the
adult community, but just kind ofhow I treat others in General's kind of
my legacy. Okay, but Ihave so many interesting adult things it makes
me wonder what may happen to themwhen the time comes. And the reason
(24:34):
I say this a friend of thefamily is a huge like I don't want
to say toy train, but likethe little electric trains. Oh god,
this is where you were going withtunnels? Yes, thank you? And
Okay, their display it's a husbandand wife. Uh huh. This display
(24:56):
is massive. It is almost museumworthy. It is like they set it
up completely. It has towns,it has a stadium, and they use
a tablet as the jumbo tron inthe stadium. Yeah, it's got a
(25:18):
ski lift. There are probably tendifferent trains on tracks. It takes up
ten four foot by eight foot sheetsof plywood. Holy shit, Yeah,
they have it's a pretty big homeand they have it interconnected through two rooms.
It is unreal. So I seethis for the first time, not
(25:42):
all that long ago, and I'mlike, what got you into this?
And well, years ago, youknow, we worked in this store and
they One of the gifts that theygave the people that worked there was a
train with the logo on it fromthe store and it kind of got us
into it. And now we've beencollecting. They're kind of at their high
water mark, Like there isn't awhole lot more expansion they could be doing,
(26:04):
and maybe it'll just take over theirwhole house. It could. I'm
surprised they don't keep it up allyear, to be honest. But the
bad thing is none of our kidswant anything to do with this. Well
yeah, right, And I waskind of thinking that too. I'm like,
yeah, I mean it's it's cool, but it's I don't know it.
(26:26):
It doesn't seem to play to Andlike I said, they're older,
so their kids are in their forties. They're like the old trained people,
right, you know, so Ibet they're like super super fun on parties.
Did you ever get a feeling thatsomeone's like yourself slow playing a hand
and you're like, I know,you guys are dirty. I don't care
(26:47):
if you like trains. Oh,they have freaks written all over because within
the community of homes in the trainset, they have a parade going through
town. Part of the parade includesfurries. I wonder if they know,
(27:10):
oh they know you think. Myguess is yes, because you know,
because there's so much to this littletown, you can't see all of it,
you know. And they said,did you look at the at the
parade? And I saw, Isaw it. I said, yeah,
the bands up front and they said, yeah, there's the band and there's
something else. I can't remember whatit was, and like, you know,
(27:32):
because of the furries. Here theyare. There's a bunch of furries
joining the parade. And the lookthat the wife gave me was just like,
ah, it was really funny.So I think they I think that
they are. They're onto it.That's hilarious. But yes, absolutely,
(27:56):
Like I said, maybe they're furries. Maybe they got a little first suits
in the closet. I don't putanything past anybody bucket, but it makes
me wonder what happens to my adultcollection. Oh, you immediately become the
weird porn guy. You get featuredon like BuzzFeed for a week, and
(28:18):
then it all gets sold on eBay. Okay, I'm down with that.
Yeah, yeah, I'm completely finewith that. Yeah, people will be
on like social media being like doyou hear about that weird guy in Pittsburgh
that had all the porn. Wow, it's crazy. Yeah, I did
hear about that. That's nuts.What a guy. I kind of wish
(28:38):
I was him, nudge, youknow, I wonder if I can buy
some of that on eBay? Allright, See that made me feel better.
You answered that so quickly. Iam going to take it as truth.
Yeah, and I appreciate that youhave. I'll submit it. I'll
submit the article to BuzzFeed myself.Oh okay, right, I'll do an
(29:03):
episode of the podcast with Madeline.Okay, it'll be by ourselves. We'll
be crying the whole time. No, you won't. And we'll host an
auction. We have a nineteen ninetythree Playboy May edition. Do I have
five hundred dollars dollars going once?Five dollars? Five hundred dollars? I
(29:26):
don't know. I assume this shitis worth money or why would you keep
it? It's not worth that much? I could tell. I mean,
you could sell the whole year,all twelve issues as a lot. Okay,
yeah that that I think that wouldwork out better. Okay, see
educate me before you kick it.Okay, all right, yeh. That's
(29:49):
always Uh. I've said it before, but that's always the fun talk to
have with people where you're like,oh, you know you have a couple
adult magazines or Playboy magazines. Howmuch you want for him? Oh?
I want ten bucks apiece? That'skind of And they're like, well why,
I said, you know they mademillions of these per month, right,
(30:10):
and they go, oh, thatwould be worth a lot of money.
Like, it's got to be reallyspecific issues for it to be worth
a lot of money. No,you should just go along with it.
Oh yeah, this one's super expensive. Especially, I can't lie to people.
It's not my thing. You gotto bust out the dick rigid.
I think you're right. Maybe mytwenty twenty four is getting into the dick
(30:37):
rigid mindset. Yeah, there yougo. Let him take over for a
little bit. How do you thinka dick rigid Twitter takeover would go for?
Like an hour? Hilarious? Okay, because I had an idea for
a post, and I actually tolda family member who was very social media
(31:00):
savvy. She has nothing to dowith the adult community, but when I
told her, she's like, thatis the funniest thing I've ever heard in
my life. But it's really aggressive, so you should just sprinkle in,
like Dick Rigid says, tweets hereand there from now on. All right,
listeners, keep an eye out forDick Rigid tweets going forward. It'll
(31:21):
be like little easter eggs on yournormal feed. Yes, yeah, I
agree, Yeah do that? Doyou like pick like a Dick Frigid emoji?
Okay, and then like put likeall in caps, Dick Rigid says,
and then post the tweet. Okay? Well, you know how you
(31:42):
could change your name on Twitter?Like you could just constantly change what your
actual not you're at name, butthe name that is visible. Oh yeah,
I'll just change it in there tobe like Dick Fridgid takeover. That's
funny. But then when you changeit back, those tweets would show up
with your with Dick on them.Again. Wait, that sounded really gross.
(32:13):
I feel like your name is sucha gotcha. It's like all the
time I'm just like inadvertently saying suchlike nasty shit like all the time without
even realizing it's got Dick all overit. Right, It's uh, it's
probably the most brilliant thing I've evercome up with I won't lie to you.
It is pretty good. So onething that I wanted to talk about
(32:37):
it was something that was on mylist of items, and I brought it
up on the six and nine Whiskeypodcast, and I figured I would do
it on here as well because Iwant to hear Dahlia's sweet words on what
I'm about to say crossover episode.When it comes to content creation, I
(33:04):
truly believe that you have to createwhat basically makes you happy, because if
you start to do things out ofyour wheelhouse, out of your mindset,
out of your creative heart, thenyou're not gonna fully invest in what you're
making. Right, And it soundslame in me saying this, but I
(33:25):
think my wheelhouse is the more connected, almost basic content that can be made.
It can still be fun in howit's delivered or what the setup may
be, but I honestly believe thatthere is a lane of viewers and consumers
(33:51):
that would really enjoy just basic sex. And here's why I say this.
I can tell you that you're right, okay, excellent, appreciate that because
I've been seeing a lot of interviewswith high end industry talent, and of
(34:13):
course when they are asked the questionabout content creation and its effect on people's
sexual psyche, they say the samething. They say, one, porn
is not sex education, which ninetyfive percent of the time I can agree
with. Once again, they stepon people's heads, right, that's right.
(34:42):
And two they say it's just fantasy. This is what the viewers want
to see, and we are givingit to them. It is an exaggerated
sexual existence. Mm hmm. Butmy problem with that is it's almost like
(35:04):
you are saying everybody likes the extremefringes of the categories within adult creation,
and I think that leaves out peoplewho are like in between relationships or maybe
they're older and what they connected withwhen they were younger they can't find now.
(35:30):
I actually think there's a really biglane for people just having good quality,
connected sex in scenes. Well,I mean, you're really preaching to
the choir because that's like my entirebrand is real sex, and like this
(35:50):
is something we've talked about before too, is like I would love to see
more representation of that in the pornindustry, especially when it comes to like
body types, because like I don'tknow, it feels more real. I'm
all about like the real the realfucking, the real bodies, the unedited,
you know, down and dirty,real shit, and there absolutely is
(36:12):
a market for that. Yeah.I think it's interesting when you say about
like an older crowd too, becauselike we have like Kieran Lee. Oh
yes, he's like the only likedad bod like silver Fox that I can
think of in the industry, right, that's it. Yeah, out of
(36:36):
names like actual no names. Ican agree with that, And I wouldn't
even call him a dad bod,but he's more dadish than most of them.
Yeah, And it's funny to watchas the male performers get older.
You can watch them like slowly getheavier and then they have either what they
(36:58):
may consider an important scene or anaward nomination worthy seeing something like that,
or maybe a big production, andthen they drop a bunch of weight and
then they slowly gain it back.It's kind of interesting. I live for
it though, Like I love thethickness. I'm here for the thickness,
and it actually kind of shows that, like you can be older and a
(37:19):
little thicker and still be just bangingporn stars. Right. Just gotta have
the right attitude, definitely, andnot be weird. Don't be weird.
Just don't be weird. It's thatsimple, Yeah, because fantasies are different
for everybody, and my fantasy isnot stepping on someone's head while I have
sex with them, right, Andlike, that's the thing about porn that
(37:42):
I love so much, And thisis something that I try to like drill
into people's heads, and a lotof people just like don't get it until
they're actually in the industry. Theworld is such a crazy, vast place
with so many people in it thatno matter what you do, if you
stick with it and if you markit correctly, there will be people who
will watch it and love it.Oh absolutely. I have so many ideas
(38:08):
that it sucks that especially like nowyou know it's January, it's award season,
so everybody's traveling, or the peoplethat aren't traveling are kind of stuck
because the weather's so bad. Ihave so many ideas that I almost feel
like I need to film them,and I just don't have that opportunity.
(38:31):
I think once I get that opportunityand I'm able to kind of put my
stamp on what I'm trying to createand start to build that audience, I
think a lot of people are goingto kind of jump on the bandwagon,
definitely. I agree. I thinkit's a needed niche. I think it's
a plug to fill a hole thatwe have. Yeah, but best of
(38:58):
luck to you with that, Andyou know I'm always here, okay,
cheering you on. Yes, Ihave a bunch of things that I need
to talk to you about for sure, just spitballing ideas and things like that.
But you can definitely look for differentthings that Dick Dangle's looking to create
(39:19):
very shortly, and I'm really excited. Some of it's gonna be safe for
work. It's I say that posthumouslyor not posthumously. I say that carefully.
I guess would be a better waybecause it's still going to be somewhat
adult talk. You know, you'reprobably gonna want earphones, but it's not
like it's extremely vulgar, So it'slike not something you're gonna want to be
(39:42):
like caught listening to, but youlike could correct when you listen to it.
It's gonna be if you do getcaught that moment of can you believe
these people? And you're gonna beable to laugh it off. Right.
I look forward to seeing what youcreate well, you're going to be part
of some of it, So alittle teaser for the listener. It's fun
(40:10):
being motivated, which is something Iwas talking about on my recent guest spot.
It was just having that place inmy brain where it's just like things
are starting to fire up, andI'm like, yes, I feel the
need to create, which is greatand one of the best things that ever
(40:31):
happened to me. Everyone knows wholistens to the show for a long time.
There are very few things that Ifollow with intent. Music, hockey,
physical media, be it adult ormusic. Things like that. My
(40:52):
local cable network said, ah,you know what that hockey channel that you
watched all all of your home team'sgames on. No, we're gonna move
it up to the next package,and it is a substantial increase in what
my cable bill would be. SoI'm completely ditching cable so I will have
(41:16):
Amazon Prime and that is it.You're gonna have so much free time.
Yes, that's exciting. Yeah,you know it's funny. You sign off
the show with like, find somethingyou love and do it as often as
you can. But I can't evenstress how important that is, especially when
you are a creative person, tojust like do it. And you're right,
(41:37):
like that motivation and that fire islike the best feeling in the whole
world. Yeah, I'm glad thatyou found it, and I really encourage
anybody who's listening to find that fireand be motivated to work towards something that
you really enjoy. Yeah, youreally need to, because if you are
doing something as an occupation that youmay not care for, finding that fire
(42:01):
in something else will help that.It absolutely, it'll either help it where
it just makes it more tolerable,or as you create, if you're able
to find a lane, gain anaudience, and start to monetize it,
then you're able to leave the badstuff behind absolutely, one way or another.
(42:22):
It's so important to feed your passionsas often as you can. Yeah,
and I'm really happy that you're doingthat. This is the year of
that. This is the Year ofthe Dick, the Year of the Dick.
Yeah, I'm excited to see whatthis year holds for sure, me
(42:44):
too. Onward and upward, andwe have some things already created that we're
going to start rolling out really soon. Another little teaser for the listeners.
You guys should keep an eye outon Instagram, on Twitter, We've got
a really exciting new format for somelittle teasers for the show. So absolutely
so. I am learning to enjoythe process. I'm learning to love the
(43:10):
journey. So it makes me moreopen to learning things that I maybe didn't
want to do in the past.Good And that's really big because it wasn't
necessarily difficult things, but it wasone of those I know it's more time
and I don't want to do it, but yeah, it's like, oh
no, I want to do thisbecause I know that the knowledge I learned
(43:32):
in that will lead me to otherthings. I'm so glad to hear that
we've had like a breakthrough. Isthis where we start crying and hug and
some beautiful piano and violin music startsto play. Yeah, that's adorable.
It's like Dick's gonna do the thingright, but right in your tunnel.
(43:58):
If we win. Fucking train people, train people, I'm telling you that's
gonna be the title for this,fucking trained people. Yeah, but people
are gonna think it's gonna be fuckingtrained people, not fucking train people.
(44:21):
You know what, There's a lotof ways that that could be read.
It's like fucking trained people as inlike fucking people who are into trains,
right, or people who are intotrains are fucking each other right, or
they're trained people find them attractive.So there's two different ways to use that
everb right there. Then there's theexasperated, like fucking train people, which
(44:42):
is how I meant it, andthen there's like fucking train people, which
is like teach them how to dothings. Ah, very nice. Ah,
this is coming together. There's alot of meanings. I think this
should be the time of the show. It's so deep. Broh. We'll
(45:05):
see what other gems we come upwith. Us we start to close out
this episode, the listeners are like, oh, thank god, it's almost
over. Now you know what it'slike to fuck me? Oh come on
now, I I highly doubt that. Oh yeah no, that was an
und presented joke. I don't knowif the listeners should vote for me for
(45:37):
Podcasts of the Year because I've liedto them. We are going to bring
up an article. Ah, yes, you know how much I love an
article. Wow that was said withfervor. Well you know what. Usually
it's like like trepidation, okay,but at this point, like this is
the year of the dick, Okay, like we're just gonna take it.
(46:01):
I'm fucking ready. Let's got totake it. Take it. Do you
want this? At the end oftwenty twenty three, I was finding different
things to talk about when it comesto like the year in review, and
(46:21):
there are some stuff that I amgoing to get into in subsequent episodes.
But one thing that I was findingwas different sex statistics. Ooh, and
I found a couple of interesting ones. I'm not going to say where I
got them, because I don't carefor the site anymore because it went from
(46:42):
being about statistics to being about politicsand it's really annoying. Okay, speaking
of statistics, I have to interjectright here with like a shameless advertisement.
Stick it in. You know howporn hub releases their like top searched every
year. Yeah, we will betalking about that in upcoming episodes. Beautiful,
(47:02):
So spoiler alert. One of thethings on the list, for some
fucking reason, because you're all abunch of degenerates, in the top five
search terms on porn Hub was Sonicthe Hedgehog. It was I did see
that, yes, and so Ihad to give the people what they wanted.
(47:30):
I did see that. I diddo a full Sonic cosplay video and
I will be releasing it very soon. And if you ever played Sonic as
a youth, you should definitely checkit out. Okay, I wouldn't think
Sonic would work as a female character, because when I think Sonic, I
(47:51):
think male character who has sex reallyfast. Right, But did you see
the pictures though, Well, theywere just pictures. I mean they look
great, don't get me wrong,but I think I may need to purchase
this video to I agree, getthe full understanding of what you're trying to
accomplish. I agree. Do youwant to hear the concept? It's an
excellent concept. Of course. It'scalled got to Come fast? Ah Okay,
(48:16):
Okay, So I've broken the video. It's about a thirty minute video
so far, and I've broken itinto like four ish minute rounds zones because
it's Sonic and each zone is likea different theme. So one is like
titty fucking, one is blowjob,one is writing, et cetera, et
cetera, et cetera, And foreach one the goal is to come once
(48:39):
per round. Wow yeait four minutesbaby, So it's a speed round.
But like the fun thing is I'mincluding timestamps. So if you like nut
and then you're done and you can'tdo it anymore, you can go back
to the round that you stopped on, or just like go to your favorite
(48:59):
one. And I'm overlaying actual soniclevels into it. It's going to be
crazy. I can't wait to seeit. It's going to be crazy.
Remind me when I release it,and I'll give you a special dick discount.
Oh, I appreciate that. Iwill have to tell you some of
(49:21):
my ideas once we are off airbecause I don't want people to steal them.
Yeah, well, at this point, like nobody can steal this one,
so you guys can try, suckers, but I've already done it and
it's going to be done better.So when it comes to statistics, one
of the topics that they bring upis the most popular sex positions over the
(49:45):
world. Interesting, yes, Sowhat would you believe Dahlia to be the
most popular sex position? Missionary itis number two? Really is Doggi number
one? It is number one?So doggy style with percent is number one,
Missionaries number two with twenty two percent, cow girl twenty percent, sixty
(50:10):
nine with five percent is a steepdrop off Hey, those five percenters are
a bunch of weirdos. I stilllike a sixty nine holding legs up four
percent? Wait what how? WhatSo the guy's on top, but he's
kind of sitting back on his heelsand just holding the legs up. Doesn't
(50:32):
that count as missionary? Kind ofNo, because you're not hovering over top,
right, it's more of like anl shape than like an underscore.
Correct. Okay, spooning with ewwah, Oh what is wrong with spoon
for the worst kind of sex?Oh my god, it's actually so funny
that you bring this up, becausewe were just having a conversation about this
(50:55):
in my camera this morning. Ofall of the positions, I fucking hate
spoon sex the most. Why there'sso many? Okay, because of the
angle, you can't really get inthere right, and you can't really thrust
(51:15):
properly, so you're kind of layingthere doing this awkward like dying caterpillar move.
You're like like trying to like likeyou can't get any sort of speed
or penetration doing this position. Okay, you really can't. And a lot
of the time, like if you'reboth laying in bed, there's gonna be
(51:36):
a little bit of like tilt ofthe hips, so like the dick is
not really like going in me theright way. It's kind of just like
pushing up against like the walls ofmy vagina. Okay, that I can
understand. Yeah, And it's nothitting any of like the orogyena zones.
And it's kind of like it's likethe most awkward, like sloppy sex,
like just get up and do fuckingdoggy style. Put the blanket over your
(51:58):
shoulders if you're cold. Oh Ihate it that and anything that has the
dick going in sideways. Oh,like if you were laying on a side,
he is sitting back on his heelsin between my legs. Yeah,
okay, yeah, no, that'strash. Yeah, then I could kind
(52:20):
of understand, especially if your partnerhas a curve in a way way that
it doesn't work for you. Yeah, And like a lot of people do
have that curve, right, Solike it's just a no go yeah,
Okay, it sucks. It's likegetting like your what's in there? What's
in there on the sides, Idon't know, like the inside of my
thigh, but on the inside,just getting rubbed up and down really aggressively,
(52:45):
just trash in your thigh meat.Yeah, yeah, like I don't
know, like above my thigh,I guess, like my hip on the
inside. It's gross. Don't doit. That is your groin. Yeah,
you're just like fucking my groin.It doesn't sound sexy, does it.
I don't know. That's like growing, It's like a PG sex scene.
(53:07):
Yeah, so kindetrate my innerp youknow where to go? Baby,
right down my leg. It's goingright down my leg as we do this.
That's hot. Are there any positionsin this top ten that you yourself
(53:31):
can't stomach? Well, let mego through the rest here. So getting
with three and a half percent,you have reverse cowgirl three percent, oral
two percent, anal one tabletop?What the fuck is tabletop? Just like
the woman's laying on a tabletop andthe man is standing wait, like on
(53:53):
a table. Yeah. Wow,that sounds uncomfortable. Yeah. That was
actually a question that I asked performersat a convention for the Gauntlet, was
what is the most uncomfortable sex?There are always places and things that you
have sex in or on and it'svery uncomfortable, And a lot of people
(54:16):
said, like countertop, tabletop,anything like that is really uncomfortable because it
hits your tailbone if you're the womanlaying on it, if you're in doggie,
your knees and your palms get absolutelydestroyed. Correct, So hard to
look sexy when your bones are grindingacross a formica countertop. A what for?
(54:37):
What is it? Formica for micafor micah, that's it? Just
a granite? That granite, Well, it's not really granted, it's like
want to be granite? Well,I mean, if you have a want
to be kitchen counter Yeah, Iguess I haven't been fancy enough to shoot
on a real granite countertop yet.I assume that's worse, oh iRED percent,
(54:57):
because stoned like marble and granite andthings like that, they tend to
be colder than room temperature. Ohimagine you're trying to do all sexy times
and you hop up on your coldmarble countertop and your ass just gets from
right exactly. You don't want tobe the dude in that scenario because the
second year balls touch that countertop,it's game over. Yes, oh yeah,
(55:20):
no, thank you. The countertopis crawled. I always had an
issue watching scenes where people have sexon pool tables, because one there is
not a single comfortable position in onor around a pool table, because either
you're on the wood on the outside, you're on the stone underneath the felt
(55:45):
of the table, or what Iactually consider the most egregious offense, you're
kind of hanging over it, soyou're ruining the lip that the ball bounces
off of. Oh right, noone can actually playpool on that table later,
Oh my god, selfish, right, come on, yeah, no,
(56:06):
I assume that you would get likelike rugburn from a pool table,
oh for sure. Yeah, ohyeah, like a little bit. Yeah.
But you know what, there isn'tanything that I'm against here. I
haven't had a lot of re I'vehad no reverse cowgirl sex. What I've
never had reverse cowgirl sex? Bege, tell me about it, beage about
(56:36):
it. And I think that's oneof my favorites. Oh see, now
for me, as you were alludingto before the curve, because I have
a little bit of a curve,so that may be difficult. Oh my
god. That's the worst part aboutdoing reverse cowgirl, to be honest,
is if you go too hard,your buttthole hurts after, right, because
the dick's kind of curved towards yourbutt, right, so it's like you're
(57:00):
kind of like rubbing your butthole onthe inside, which feels really good.
But then you get off and you'relike, oh, like, ah,
it feels like I've been sitting onsomething like pointy for a while. Well,
in a way, you have,yeah, but like from the inside
out, it's kind of yeah.I still love it, though, I
do enjoy spooning sex, but butit's more of a fore play. It
(57:24):
isn't really doing it to get thejob done. Oh God, the only
thing that's worse than spooning sex iscoming during spooning sex, just not like
because you can't get any thrust,so you're kind of just pushing in and
(57:45):
coming you. I don't see theproblem with that. Honestly, it's greasy.
I don't know greasy, I don'tknow. It grosses me out.
But there is nothing here that Iam one across the board against. Okay,
(58:07):
I'm against cuddle sex. Okay,it's fucking lazy. Get up,
roll over, roll over and putit in me. Yeah, Like even
reverse cowgirl can be like the laziestposition of all times, Like get up
there, put the blankets over yourshoulders and just like rock back and forth.
(58:28):
Ah see that sounds like heaven tome. Yeah, right, Like
even in snuggle sex, what areyou doing? Even like standard cowgirl?
Like if I'm sitting on a couchand the person's in my lap and they're
just rolling their hips, I meanthat is I'm on another planet, right,
Like there's no place for snuggle sexin this world or sex on uncomfortable
(58:52):
tops. We should normalize that.Okay, no more in porn. The
big porn studios need to We needto write them a stern letter, deer
browsers, we do not want tosee any more sex on hard or uncomfortable
surfaces. It makes my elbows hurt. In sympathy, thank you, Dahlia.
I am growing callouses on my kneesas I write this. Okay,
(59:15):
actually, fun fact, I havenot callouses, but like rhino skin spray
bedliner on the tops of my feetand on my knees because of how often
(59:37):
I put a dildo on the carpetand ride it. Oh okay, okay,
and then so my feet are flatagainst the carpet, so I get
like rugburn, and then it getslike really dry. All right, that
makes sense. I'm sure there area lot of performers that have similar stories.
Oh, one hundred percent. It'sfunny. Actually, when I was
in Exotica, I was talking toa couple of other cam girls and we
(59:57):
all had the same little dry spotson our feet. So it's like it's
kind of like a tell. Actually, like when you see a guy on
the street and has call aflower ear, you know he's a fighter and you
don't mess with him. Yeah.If you like see a girl in the
summertime and she has like really drylike rhino skin on the tops of her
feet, she's probably riding dick onher carpet. Mmm, she's a camera
(01:00:19):
one hundred percent, or just likefucks on the carpet a lot, which
there's better options. Nice. Yeah, So listeners feel free to drop by
my camera and ask to see it. I promise I'll show you. Wow.
Yeah. Nice, it's interesting.I'm glad I brought this statistic up
(01:00:42):
side effects of the job. Yeah, I don't know. I just I
feel like, as I get older, I want sex to be more like
about comfort. Like, don't getme wrong, it's really nice to have
like a real rough like giver kindof fucks up where you both like leave
with a couple bruises after Wow.But I also am just like I don't
(01:01:05):
fuck with the positions that don't serveme anymore. I'm like, that's great
if it feels good for you,but you're fucking my thigh from the inside.
Yeah, I can agree with you. I think if it is something
that the person I'm with really enjoys, I will do it and allow them
(01:01:30):
to enjoy it. But I thinkthere has to be that agreement of Okay,
I'm gonna do this to get youoff. Now we're gonna do something
that gets me off. Yeah,like not necessarily, like reciprocation is necessary,
but like, like get this overwith because you know, I'm not
the biggest fan. I'm getting acramp, I am developing strength and balances.
(01:01:55):
This is not good. Luckily,I can say that, like my
range is fairly wide, my wheelhouseis quite large. But you know what
I mean. Now that is thetitle of the episode. You said that
like four times I always do mywheelhouse is quite large, So it's like,
(01:02:22):
you're not really compromising with me.When I'm like, Okay, no
snuggle sex, no shower sex,and I don't do anal right yet,
go ahead, And I don't swallowright. Oh yeah, that's fine that
one. But I still suck dicklike a demon that just crawled out of
hell. So yeah, take yoursoul and I'll head right back there.
Thank you. You know, soyou're not really like compromising that much.
(01:02:46):
I guess I could live with that, you know what I mean. There's
always a good spot to compromise.Yes, nobody's going without with me,
trust me, it's fine. Butthe listeners need to vote to make you
go through on your promise of ananal scene. Oh my god, yes
(01:03:07):
they do. I will make thissacrifice for all of you. See,
But you're not saying it like it'sa sacrifice. You're saying it like you've
been toying with it, but youjust haven't gotten to the place of complete
comfort and pleasure yet. I knewit's I knew it's no, but like,
I could definitely be convinced, likefor the right thing, I could
(01:03:30):
be convinced to do it. AndI think that winning an AVIN, okay,
would be like the thing to doit. You know, how about
forty dollars and a Wendy's gift card? No fifty dollars, no thirty five
(01:03:51):
dollars. Wait, did you justgo down? Yes? I did,
consult knew it. It can't everytime they don't pay attention. Oh my
goodness, this was fun. Ienjoyed. This has been fun. And
congratulations again. It is amazing thatyou have been nominated two years in a
(01:04:13):
row. Two years and it's theinception of this category. You have been
nominated in it. Two AVA nominations, four nominations overall. I am gaining
quite The nomination list underneath are incredible. We love to see it. Thank
you, and you have to doyou know what else? We love to
(01:04:36):
see your your butthole Dahlia d Andwhere can people if they want to see
said butthole go to see said butthole? You can go to my website at
www dot dalia d dot com.D A h l I A d e
e dot com. Perfect if youwant to see Dick's butthole dixbuthole, give
(01:05:01):
me some time, it's coming.But if you want to interact with me,
Dick Dangle dot com is my linkspage. Danglin after Dark dot com
is my website where you could downloadepisodes without streaming them at the dic Dangle
on Twitter Danglin after Dark on Instagram. Just look for the sweet black,
white and red double D logo andyou know it's me. Hells Yeah,
(01:05:24):
and stay tuned for some very excitingstuff. Everybody. Yes. So,
with all that being said, thankyou one and all for listening to this
episode. Please take care of yourselvesand the people around you. Pay for
your porn and support amazing content creatorslike Dolia d and all of the amazing
people that you have heard on theshow over the years. Find something that
(01:05:47):
feeds your soul and do it asoften as you possibly can. Make sure
that your wheelhouse is quite large,and of course it's got right in your
bud, that tuttle, I'm tellingyou
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