January 31, 2024 • 63 mins
If there's one thing that this show is good at, it's giving Pervert Nation the information to use in any conversation! This episode finds Dick and co-host Madalynn Raye discussing bad gym form and protecting your naughty bits. Then, the team comb through PornHub's "2023 Year in Review" and pull out fun nuggets of knowledge that will keep them on top of all the latest trends and topics. We fondled the research so you don't have to!
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Dangling After Dark with Dick Dangle.Episode five nineteen features co host Madeline Ray.
Bad Form, Protecting your Parts andinteresting staffs from porn Hub's twenty twenty
three year in Review. Warning,this show is only for adults who like
sex. Does your dick hango?Does it dangle to and fro? Can
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you tie at you? Then?Can you tie it in a boat?
Don't worry, Dick will be coming. Welcome you to the present nations.
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Here he is Dick Dangle. DickDangle, Hello everybody, and welcome to
episode five. I scared her,I'm so sorry. Five nineteen of Dangling
after Dark with Dick Dangle. Welcometo the Pervert Nation. I am your
screaming scary host Dick Dangle and joiningme for this episode. It is her
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first episode of twenty twenty four.It is the content creator and fetish model
Extraordinary. It is the fun guyI fem Vattel, the mushroom made in
the calidpillar Conkubye and the bucks onButterfly Bobshall and the Pettyhose and plant Princess.
She is the Potato Pimp. Itis Madeline Ray. How are you
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doing girl? I'm here, I'mhere, I'm here. That's nineteen days
in. That's here. That's prettygood. Well, considering when this episode's
gonna go out, it's even morethan that. It is. But we're
not going to talk numbers. No, no, I mean that's oh if
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the numbers are fake, if thelisteners were privy to the conversations we have
before the recording started, Oh,it's hilarious. So how is everything in
the world of ray? Didn't wealready have this conversation? No, things
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are singing, they're trucking along.It's that a roller coaster ride since the
beginning of the month year, right, I don't know. I'm existing on
this earthly plane with you. Thatis very important to me. And I'm
glad that you are. Yeah,I'm here with you. Yes, I
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happened to you. I'm doing verywell, thank you. Yeah. Things
are also truck and right along.The remodel is going well. The exercise
program is going well. Oh yeah, that's right. You you got the
gym thing, didn't you. Yes, and we big guy. Yeah,
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well we'll talk a little bit aboutthat as we open up the show.
But yeah, everything is going well. Day job is moving right along,
and yeah, yeah, it's Icannot complain. It's been a really good
start to twenty twenty four. Ohrub it inn way don't you? Thinks
well, I was going to makeit better than it was, but I
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thought that would just be salt inthe wounds. Really, But what we
are going to do with this episode, I'm sure we will get into some
things in this opening, like Isaid we were, but we're gonna dive
deep into an article that I thinkMadeline and I are going to have a
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lot of with. It's going tobe educational, informative, and entertaining,
truly what this show is about.Yeah, it is twenty twenty four.
Let after Dark. This is theaward nominated greatness that they've come to expect
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from this show. Yeah, yeah, we better give it to them,
you know, always the nominated,neverthe win or well we don't just get
I'm saying that for me, notyou, not us. Okay, we
actually don't know. It could bevery well that as this episode airs,
we have won, which, bythe way, congratulations for being a part
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of the Danglin after Dark team andbeing nominated. Thanks, Do I get
a raise? Thinks? Yes,you do? Well, how about this
if we win? No, ifwe win, we'll figure something out there.
There will be payment involve and itwon't evolve. I'll accept pizza,
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okay, thank goodness, but justpizza. Pizza is currency. Okay.
I can float some gift certificates yourway if okay, how about that.
I will say it right now,and we can't take this back unless I
edit it out. If we win, I will send you a one hundred
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dollars gift certificate or gift card tothe pizza place of your choice. I
can get three slices with that much. What kind of pizza are you eating?
Do you know what this economy isdoing to people? You're not wrong?
Yeah, I know right, Icould get a quarter of a pizza
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for one hundred what we las Vegas? Holy smokes? Maybe I don't know,
hot deep. Yes. So,because I did a toast with dear
Dahlia d I think we need todo a toast as well. Okay,
okay, So do you have yourbeverage of choice? I have a beverage
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of choice, my dear? Allright, excellent, So cheers it's wet.
Oh hey now, and so isyour drink. Broast cheers and salute.
Hey yo, good stuff you gotsome of that Plinko voc or whatever
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it is. Do you Pennsylvanians drinkNo, I am not one of those
Pennsylvanians. I'm actually drinking a gymBeam Distillery exclusive that you can only get
at the Dilly in Louisville, Kentucky. It's called Legacy, and it is
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tremendous, excellent, it is probablyYeah, it's probably the smoothest thing I've
ever put to my lips. WHOA, that sounds sexy. It's at least
sexual. I don't know about sexy, and that hurts. I'm doing well
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by myself, dammit. But beforeI get into things earlier today, as
we record this, I saw thatyou posted you were doing balloon content like
a custom. Yeah. I wasdoing a little balloon in That's awesome.
Have you had the opportunity to doa lot of that? Have you been
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asked to do a lot of that? So? I've had a couple requests
for it, but they've all deadended. Okay, and I'm like,
okay, but this one was likea combination of blowing bubble gum bubbles and
the balloons, so it was likejust blowing things up. Gotcha. Oh,
that's fantastic when you have that.Is it free rain or is it
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this one is fairly well scripted?This one was actually fairly well scripted.
It was like, I'm throwing anoffice party for my co workers and none
of them show up. So I'msad and I sit in the room and
I'm like, wow, I goso chew all the bubble gone by myself
and blow big bubbles and then Iwas like, well, I guess I'll
blow up more balloons, I think, and like, you know, play
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around with them a little bit.So yeah, this one had more of
a script. It wasn't just likehanging out seeing what I could do.
I was in role. It mustalso be a lot of fun to have
a fun script like that, becauseI think most people believe that if you
are doing a custom that is basedin fetish, it is either I don't
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want to say, but it's kindof serious and really heavy in the kink
or fetish, or it's a heavypower play. So when you have these
moments where it can be fun,you know, almost like the Gigantis woman
where she's really big and the person'sreally small and you eat them and things
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like yeah, yeah, I'm suredoing things like that and the balloons can
just be fun. Yeah. Yo. I actually had a Giant Tess script
last week, and like I hadto use one of the little trained characters,
like you know, the one seventiethor seven hundred size whatever, and
uh, I had to I guess, I guess, put him in my
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stocking and then make sure he wasunderneath my my my big toe, and
then I had to play around withhim a little bit and be like I'm
gonna squish you. You're never gonnaescape, ha ha ha. And then
I squished him and then cut scene. I took him out, and then
I put like a little teeny tinypiece bubblegum was splash, you know,
like stretched out in its place,and I was like, oh no,
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look squished. Well not Oh yeah, I like that. Yeah, when
that'll be out, I have noidea. So if anybody's into giant test
stuff, there's stuff coming out.But I don't know when I couldn't find
the word, but giant tests isthe word I was looking for. I
kind of like gigantess. Yeah itsounds bigger. Yeah, it's a weird
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inflection that I put on that foryou. A gigantest. I think Godzilla
fought Gigantis fils. There we go, and he loved it every second.
So, as I mentioned in arecent episode with Dahlia d I've been working
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to make myself healthier and thereby maybelose some weight, but just to feel
better about myself throws wait around ina gym. Do some cardio, Make
it a thing, make it alifestyle. And I asked this question from
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that Madeline Ray. Let's say youare in an environment where you are with
like minded people and there is apossibility of finding someone attractive within that environment,
but one person really screws it up. Have you ever had that moment
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where you think to yourself, youknow what, it is quite possible that
I could find somebody here, eithermaybe as a friend, maybe as a
companion, and then you see thatperson do something so egregious that you're like,
no, it's definitely not you.Yes, it's like the story of
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my life. I wanted to beon a podcast and then I end up
getting trapped by this idiot. Nowit's like I don't know, I,
oh god, what what As simpleas the way they've held their silver wear
while eating. I didn't want themto like little kids strangle it. Ah,
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yeah, no no, because it'salways like this might be what I
have to look at for the restof my life if I make this decision.
Isn't it crazy how that works?It blows my mind? Every day
would be hell, and I don'twant that for myself now, mind too,
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Like I realize I am not theperfect angel or anything like I have.
I leave my four foot long strandsof hair in the bathroom, like,
good luck getting away from it.You know, I'll probably wrap around
your ankle and cut off circulation.But I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know. I judge hard,unfortunately. And it's not even like out
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of a place of malice. It'sjust like the periphery picks it up and
it's like that's a thing. That'sa thing, that's a fucking thank you.
You're watching it now, aren't you. You're paying attention. I'm like,
fuck, you ruined it again?Thanks brain. Is it mostly based
in food and eating or is itjust it can be anything. I've the
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way somebody's walking and their hands flop, Ah, like I have a thing
yeah, with very fit men walkingwith their feet off in different directions.
Their feet aren't parallel as they walk, they're kind of is that, yeah,
because if it's chicken, the toesare pointed together. If it's duck,
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their toes are pointed away from eachother. Yeah, so it's kind
Yeah that drives me insane. Yeah. Well, and they have to basically
like keap hole waddle correct if it'sstuck. Yeah, I don't no.
For me, there are many thingsthat I enjoy that if I were to
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meet someone within that realm and theyhad intricacies, I could forgive that if
we felt we had a connection.You know, my my love of music.
You know, if they don't likethe same music I do. As
much as I enjoy it, Iget that not everyone likes what I like
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when it comes to physical media,be it adult or otherwise, as long
as you are understanding to me havinga collection, that is fine. As
I get older, my love ofsport is going away, but I do
still enjoy home. So I justit's real hard to root for people that
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get paid forty million dollars a year. That's just maybe you need to go
to the gym more and be aroundmore testosterone. Maybe that'll help. Or
a fantasy league. Oh that's Iknow. I've said don't even get it
started on fantasy leagues. So whenit comes to the gym, now,
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I have always been active. I'vealways throughout my entire life. I've played
sports, I've worked out. It'shad an EBB and flow. But I
was a certified personal trainer for aboutfive years or so, and I did
rehab through a doctor of chiropractic andthings like that. So I've learned form
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and I've learned how to use yourbody correctly, especially if you're weight training.
There is nothing that makes my dingdong shrink up faster then. Now.
I don't judge the person based onsize, age, effort, anything
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like that, but if you're goingto do an exercise, do it right.
No, we just got to doit and get it done right.
We gotta throw. There was awoman about my age, which is unique
for me in gyms. I'm findingthat the gym that I'm at currently has
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a lot of women my age orsomewhere thereabouts. Yeah, so every once
in a while, you know,I give give a little look around.
I would never say or act onit because that is not my place.
I don't do that in a gym, but you know, and wait for
them to reproach you and when you'rethere, you could be cool. You
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know, you could be like,oh, that's an attractive person. And
I watched this woman as I amdoing some exercises away from the cardio.
She gets on a seat to doa lat pole. So, for those
who do not know what a lappole or a lap pole down is,
you have a suspended bar and apolley above your head and you grab and
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it's a pretty wide bar. It'swhiter than shoulder with You grab the bar
on either end and what you arebasically doing is a reverse chin up.
You are pulling that bar down toyour chest and then slowly letting the bar
go up. It is that resistancethat builds strength. Okay, this bar
had zero weight on it, soeverything she did was super quick and then
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a clang because it would the stackof weights would slam back together, so
it obviously wasn't enough weight. Shewas pulling the arms down at different rates,
and I think at one point shehit her chin like clank client,
client, Okay, first off,how you're not hurting yourself? I have
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no idea. Secondly, you willnever touch my wiener because I am so
afraid of what you are going todo to it. If that's how you
handle working out, you are goingto remove it. I mean maybe she's
practicing for that. There are othermachines for that. H multipurpose tools is
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what I call them. Yeah.I don't know why it bothers me as
much as it does, because asI've become more experience in life, I
just think to myself, Hey,whatever, if that's how they feel that
needs to be done, they cando it. But it's just it's so
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wrong and I don't want them tohurt themselves. And well, now now
you could never be with me.We're done before it even started. I'm
sorry. I am so sorry tothat woman you watch, She'll be the
first one to approach you in liketwo weeks. She'd be like, oh,
I've seen you here often. You'llbe like, nope, you will
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see me guarding my penis like I'ma soccer player getting ready to face a
penalty shot, Like I am notgoing to be anywhere near that cup to
the gym. You know what's I'mglad you actually brought that up. Oh
oh, did you find one inthe locker room. I found one in
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my locker We're going out tomorrow.As I said, as I've gotten order,
I've kind of gotten away of mylove, gotten away from my love
of sports. But there are certainthings that I've noticed over the past say
six months. One of the thembeing football players don't wear cups anymore.
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At really, you have to beout of your mind to not wear cup
now, don't get me wrong,Like the way they wear pads has really
changed because when I was younger,when I was a teenager, I played
a little bit of football, andyou know, beyond the big shoulder pads,
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you had thigh pads, okay,and either you had kind of a
need a shin pad, you hadhip pads that went into your pants.
You had a lot of padding on, not counting the cup. And as
the want of speed and agility haskind of taken over, the pads have
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either gotten smaller or disappeared. Andthere was a point where like football players
didn't have to wear pads, andthey kind of brought them back because there
were so many contusions to the thighsand legs. But for some reason,
and the cups never came along.And I don't understand why you wouldn't.
Like in playing hockey, I couldnot imagine not wearing a cup because I
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play defense. I've taken slav shotsto the hueybos and even with a cup,
it hurt really bad. Oh yeah, I'm sure it did. I
want to say I'm disappointed I didn'tnotice because when I was back up at
home, I was watching a coupleof the football games and I didn't see
any winniells. But I was looking. You can't well realize it is also
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now January, so any I don'twant to hear that. It's a little
bit hear that. All I'm saying, Look, maybe that's you not ever
look if there's something to be seen, I'm gonna see it, and I
didn't see anything. So just sayingI think you need to google. I'm
a scouter, okay, scouter sneaka peek. Yeah. I don't know
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how they do it, because anythinglike if there's a fumble and there's just
a mass of humanity, all betsare off. You're gonna get bit,
you're gonna get punched, you're gonnaget things pulled on. So you let
go of that ball. And uh, if you're not wearing a cup,
you're an easy target. I don'tbut you know, there's gotta be a
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respect that you just don't go grabbing. Is it like a man code?
Maybe not when people are getting paidforty million dollars a year. Not how
that works. I'm am, that'sall. That's great every single one.
I may start wearing my hockey cupto conventions just to be safe somebody going
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around giving me a tapper d like, who's doing this to you? I've
had a few dick tabs in mydays. I've had a few. I've
a few grabs for pictures like wherethe person's like do you mind grab you?
And I'm like no, and Ithink they mean like around the waist
and they're just like flog and justlike full frontal groping. Like well,
if I would have known that,I would have warmed it up a little
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bit. Yeah right, I thinkhappy thoughts and thoughts. I don't want
to sit there and jostle it beforeI meet everybody. Then that's just creepy.
Man. You gotta wash your handsand you know how that goes.
It's a system now, So yes, if you are what I know,
you know a lot more than Ido. If you are going to the
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gym, please everybody use proper form. I don't want to see you get
hurt, but realize to other peopleit drops your attractiveness very quickly. Yeah,
yeah, speaking of attractiveness matter,don't say it too late. I
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said it, you did? Okay, what do you want? I think
exactly the time we didn't even bringup this subject, and it is always
a lot of fun. I thinkwhat we need to do because we do
love popular searches and statistics so muchon this show, we need to do
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some of the things found in theporn Hub twenty twenty three Year in review.
Oh do you think you can handleit? I don't know. We'll
find out though, all right,still see okay, see if I can
handle it. So the trends thatdefine twenty twenty three number one the Golden
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Age mature searches grew by seventy sevenpercent and became the second most popular category
among men, led by mature Cougarmil became the second most search term worldwide,
while DILF terms including muscle muscle dilfgrew seventy one percent, which is
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the category on stilf muscle dilf.So you got like dad bod and then
muscle dilf correct Okay, granny isthere is there like a twink Dilf I
would imagine, so please feel freeto search that. While I read Granny,
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searches gained one hundred and thirty twopercent and guilf by one hundred and
sixty eight percent, with terms likesexy granny and hot Guilf trending Yes,
bake them cookies right, bring themboys to the yard. Number two supersize
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The terms big, bigger, andbiggest grew by one hundred and seventy seven
percent, and searches for huge tits, huge cock, and huge dildo by
sixty seven percent. Even massive searcheswere up ninety one percent, while big
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boobs expanded That's funny by seventy eightpercent and big booty was eighty three percent.
Bigger big Tits category grew thirty onepercent and BBW gained twenty four percent
to join this year's top twenty behindbig ass and big dick. Good.
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So if you gigantis are there,that is very true. If you are
a muscle dilf with a huge donger, this is your year. It is
and you know for the big assas one, I mean everybody could have
a big ass, very true,very true. So it could be adult
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with a big ass, huge wow. That is how you shut down the
Internet right there. Basically, yeah, I agree. Number three sex machines,
the top treading search Android grew sixteenhundred eighty nine percent, including terms
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like Android cosplay and Android role play. Robot searches like sex robot and three
D robot grew three hundred and fourpercent, and machine searches like sex machine
were up eighty eight percent. Hewanted you Ready for this? Np C
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non playable searches grew fifteen hundred fortyone percent, driven by an increase in
video game related searches for twenty twentythree. That one looks like it hurts
too. It does. It doestouch flesh people, flesh, skin,
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not bolts and oil. So forpeople who do not get the non playable
character role play that typically happens withcam models, can you explain that to
them? Can I explain that?I will? I guess. So,
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Usually when you have an NPC ina video game, they cycle through various
actions, and they only cycle throughthe same like three or four or two
actions. And what these cam modelsor other creators do is they replicate it
either in their own way or ina requested way, like the one that
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was real popular something she she did, like the one stream for I don't
know, eight hours or something ridiculouslike that and made bank off of it.
But she would do something about likepopping the bubbles, and then there'd
be a cowboy hat and she'd belike mmm, and it like would just
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cycle through like the cowboy, thepopping the bubble, the eating of something,
over and over and over and overit. Yeah, it's like it's
weird. Like I shouldn't say it'sweird. I shouldn't. I have no
fucking grounds to say that, butit's just it's interesting. The human brain
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is like, oh my god,I love this. I love everything about
this. The pretty lady doing thething I've requested over and over and over
again. Yeah, yea yeah,I don't think I could do it.
To me, that sounds very soulsucking, like there is performing of aspect
to it. But there's another partof it that's for eight hours, I
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would lose my mind and see that'sthat's the other thing. Like, because
you see all of these quick fetishtrends that come through like on TikTok or
YouTube or mainstream stuff, and it'sjust like people jump on it and then
it quickly fizzles out. Yes,because it's it's soul sucking basically. Yeah,
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and it loses its novelty yes,when everybody starts doing it. So.
Another trend that defined twenty twenty threeNumber four uniforms. Searches for uniform
grew by two hundred and forty threepercent, led by military uniform, cop
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uniform and man in uniform. Soldiersearches gained three hundred and thirty two percent,
with female soldier outranking military soldier andgay soldier good kiddy girl. Uniform
and soldier searches were often combined withterms uniform cosplay, soldier role play,
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and soldier amateur. That one's unique. There's no interrogations. How boring,
Yeah, no kidding. Number fivegive me that. Now you have your
lane. For twenty twenty four,I am done and done. Number five.
Sexual healing worldwide therapy searches were upthree hundred and forty four percent this
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year, including increases of five hundredand sixty six percent in Canada and five
hundred and forty one percent in Australia. Physical healing led the results such as
massage therapy up seventy six percent,therapy sex by one hundred and twenty one
percent, and foot therapy by twohundred and nineteen percent. That one I
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could definitely see. Yeah. Professionalterms like massage therapists were sixty two percent,
sex therapist by fifty five percent,and even personal trainer. Hey,
I just talked about that grew eightyfive percent. I actually had a massage
therapist theme one not too long ago. Oh no kidding, Yep, that's
hot. Yep. I seduced myperson and let them tie me up.
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Oh I thought it was going tobe things in holes. Now I don't
want to watch it. Oh,shut up. You know what I do
for a living, A dangle coulddream? Take a ticket, get in
the line. So in twenty twentythree, the most search terms for porn
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hub were number one hen tie,two milk, hen tie is always up
and like the top it is it'sit blows my mind, it really does.
I don't know if it's just becausethere are certain countries that it's easier
to get access to animation pornography,or it might not be against the law
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to watch animation pornography. Two ismilk, three is Lesbian, four,
Chinese five pinnay Pi n a ynot sure what that is, fallow Filipina,
Oh I gotcha? Okay, followedby anal Asian Latina, big ass,
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step mom, anime, threesome,ebony, massage, cream pie,
and so on. That's a yearso throughout the United States. The top
relative searches for twenty twenty three forporn hub Dear Madeline Ray, give me
some states that you want to knowabout. Ohio. I gotta know what
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my homies is doing. They're notdoing much. The term is small dick,
Okay, I mean yeah, areyou trying to tell us? I'm
not surprised. I'm seeing what Ohiocomes. That's just okay. What's Pennsylvania?
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Big boobies? Boobies? Because becausewe're children in the Keystone State,
clearly that your number two was smallerDick. That was a very good bird.
I'm not gonna lie. Let's gowith Florida because Florida is always fun,
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sadly not very this time. Reallyfantasy fantasy exactly. It's too bad,
lame, it is too vague.I don't like it. New Hampshire,
Oh, she's going way up north, pierced vague again, kind of
vague. Maybe maybe you'll lay exactly. Maybe you'll like Texas, maybe not,
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but okay, creamy. I don'twant anything from Texas that's creamy.
It's too hot there. That justsounds like a bad, bad time.
How about Alabama fingering myself? MyAlabama's finger in it? So I mean
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someone's got to do it. Whobetter to do it than yourself? I
think I think you need to moveto Tennessee. No, their top SERVI
was giantess. Okay, all right, interesting? How about California? Asian
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stepmom? If you want specific,you got specific, Dad, Yeah,
they came through there. Oh whatare the Dakota's doing? I am so
glad you asked. Oh, I'mso glad too. They always are fun.
I'm gonna start with South Dakota.Okay, start with the South.
Shower sex good, okay, dangerous, risky North Dakota, the North loud,
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wet sex. Yeah, I don'tcare, shower, kitchen, barn.
We just want it loud, wewant it when. Oh that's so
enjoyable. You're gonna find this ashocker. In Utah, it's Mormon.
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It's them underpants. Huh why Elmygoth g goth really in Illinois. This
makes sense because Exotica has a conventionin Chicago. Ass eating whoa straight up,
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straight up all. That's so interestingbecause Illinois is like we have big
city, we also have lots ofrural cornfields. Yeah, it's one thing
they can all get along with.Yeah, the drive from Pittsburgh to Chicago
was a very eye opening drive forme because very flat. It's very flat.
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You don't realize how long it isbecause it ends up being like eight
or nine hours, but it's justfields, like you'll pass a town every
now and again, but it's there'sjust a whole lot of nothing through.
Maybe you want to go to Oklahomawhere they're top search sex Dick. I
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think I need to move there.That's just a very interesting combination. It's
like what you'd yell out, likestumbling out of the bar at the end
of the night just to gain attention. Satdack Like, why do you say
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seems fun the way you said that, I pictured it and I can completely
agree. Yeah. In Kentucky bouncingboobs, North Carolina bubble butt, and
South Carolina high heels. Really,Yeah, a lot of good stuff in
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this little country about yeah, ofcourse to the listeners. And if you
don't want to go to the pornhub site directly, which the link I
give you is to the pornhubsite directly. But anyway, if you want to
find out all of the information thatis in this article, you can go
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to Danglin after dark dot com clickthis episode five nineteen and when you do
that, it will show you allof the articles that I talk about.
This one will be the only one, of course, but you will be
able to find it and click itright there, nice and easy, just
the way we like it. Yes, now the world's most viewed categories.
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Of course, there are parts ofthe world where there are countries that surprisingly
don't have porn Hub searches. Wow, I wonder why. I don't know,
Maybe they just didn't get the informationto them in time. Now the
most viewed search in the US asa whole is ebony okay in Canada lesbian,
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which I actually believe those are boththe same as they were last year.
Okay. In most of South Americaanal. That's why I like that
area of the world so much,and actually through most of Europe it's anal.
In Australia lesbian through some parts ofthe Middle East, it is either
reality or milf. Good on you, this one may surprise you. Okay,
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in Russia, their top search Russianboom. That's patriotic right there,
probably not allowed to look up anythingelse. You're not wrong. So here
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is where I think Madeline Ray canreally dissect some numbers. Most viewed categories
by gender. Okay for women,and I will just basically read one through
about ten or twelve here lesbian,m Japanese okay, threesome, uh huh,
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ebony, mature anal, which issurprisingly high, Milf, Hentai,
transgender, gang bang, and reality. I was thinking Hentai was going to
be up higher on that one,to be honest. Same for men,
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the top search is Japanese. Hyeah, now it's that is like the
is Japanese always in there? Likedo you remember from last year? I
will have to look through my notes. That is a very good question.
Or if there is like a starthat came out recently that is of Japanese
ethnicity that's kind of got everybody's curiositypeaked. Oh, that could be Japanese.
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Is followed by mature anal, milf, ebony, transgender, which impresses
me. Lesbian threesome, Hentai,Big Tits Amateur and cream pie dudes in
their cream pies love a little tree. I've talked about it on here before.
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There's no better feeling in the actthan a cream pie. There is
nothing I want to watch less inan adult than a cream pie. And
it's less the visual, it's morethe sound. Look what I can do
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right, I don't need the pushout to stop squelch. The next thing
on the Pornhub your interview twenty twentythree, I want to talk about is
something I actually talked about on thisshow. The category is traffic by phone,
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desktop or tablet. Okay, Tabletcame in third at one point five
percent, which surprises me. Iactually thought that that would be higher just
because it's a bigger screen than aphone. But still, yeah, had
holdable desktop, which is where Ido ninety nine percent of mine is seven
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point two percent, and then longninety one point three percent. Yeah,
you can everybody hiding in the bathroom. I can't hold the phone and do
that. Tablet to the toilet.Tablet may at least you could lean that
against something and still see it.You know, well, tablet, you
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need two hands with otherwise you geta wrist cramp. Just put it on
the back of the toilet you're sittingbackwards. Well, if I'm just going
there to masturbate, I don't poopand masturbate. That would be the weirdest.
I mean, double the pleasure,double the fun. You're making it
(44:29):
sound like you have pooped and masturbated. I mean, who hasn't mean listen,
I'm giving you the go ahead.It's okay. Now you can try
it and not feel judged, andthen you can report back and tell me
about it. I don't know ifI could. It's a totally it's a
totally different position. It is.I'm talking like, I know what I'm
(44:52):
talking about. Don't just to clearthe air here, never have I ever.
I don't know if I could relax myself to a point where to
do both. Yeah, to doboth, because you got to think you
got to tighten up down there.I don't think anything could. I don't.
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I think it would be counter peractivein the body spaces correct down that's
right. Yeah, just that justfor the show to be able to bring
it to this audience. I'm notgoing to do it, but I'm just
going to see what the logistics areto do it for you? Well,
(45:37):
if you break the toilet, ifanything, I'll probably break my back.
You gotta tell me all about it. Oh one, I do everything for
the story, okay. And thechange in traffic share from twenty twenty two
to twenty twenty three when it comesto this category, tablets are down forty
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three desktop is down forty six percent, but phone is up eight percent.
Yeah, it's absolutely crazy. Notsurprised. I mean I am, and
I'm not. I'm just watching pornon your phone? Is no bueno?
Like I just I don't care forit. Well, it's not for you,
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it is definitely for millions of otherpeople. Yes, billions is what
it looks like now. Most searchedmovies and characters. I'll just read through
a couple of them here, Numberone, of course, Star Wars,
Number two, Harley Quinn, numberthree, Game of Thrones. I understand
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that. Yeah, I understand thatthere's like kind of incesty things in it
and sexualize, but not enough forthat a minute ago. Yes, I
figured it would have faded out bynow. But what wine number four Avatar,
I can see that. I'm gladyou can face Oh my god,
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that face. Well, it's nota face, it's just like, I
don't get it, because the fantasycharacter like that is something to me that
would work towards animation. Yeah,but it's also kind of realistic, and
you know, it's a big,giant blue humanoid and they could do it
with big blue reproductive parts. Yeah, parts, lots of parts, lots
(47:34):
of big parts, yeah, bigwet parts. No. Wasn't that a
search in a state? I believe? Followed by Harry Potter, Wonder Woman,
Black Widow, Catwoman, Elastic Girl. Uh, I have no idea.
(47:54):
Is it like the Stretch Armstrong forwomen? I guess I have no.
I've never Princess Leah three hundred andsixty five days? That must be
a video game. I'm taking fivedays? Yeah, all I could think
that, what is it that threehundred and sixty five days of Summer or
something? Was that Zoey Deschanel moviethat came out like twenty years ago?
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Yeah, so that has to beit. Maybe, followed by Batman and
Megan Oh the Doll. Yeah yeah, I'm are me fetishizing it, Doll
Doll. I don't know. I'mjudging people on that one. You should
(48:37):
killer doll. Now, do youwant to do most searched video games or
video game characters? Let's see thevideo games, because without the game,
I won't know the characters. Yeah, this is beyond me. I am
not a gamer. I mean Iknow the games by name. So we'll
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do that. So in order,number one, Fortnite, which I didn't
think there were that was a styleof game that had character characters in it,
you know, like like storyboard charactersin it. Mm hmm. Yeah,
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I just know it's popular with theyas, yes, with the young'uns.
Followed by Overwatch, Minecraft, thatone's strange to me, Pokemon,
Atomic Heart, Gentian Impact, ResidentEvil, Valeriant, League of Legends,
(49:42):
Mortal Kombat, and Grand Theft,Auto five Horse GTA is on there.
Of course video game character searches.Okay, so I must have been wrong.
So Chune Lee from Fortnite was numberone. Okay, it's either Tip
or Tifa from Final Fantasy. Mmhmm an Overwatch. Once again, I'm
(50:06):
not a gamer. I am sosorry for the people listening to this.
It's either I guess is Diva Deva. It's just d v A. Oh
yeah, not familiar. Laura Croftfrom Tom Raider. Of course he never
(50:27):
heard. Oh that game, thatgame rocked my world when uh she had
that sway when she walked in theearly video games. Oh it was great.
Resident Evil's character Lady Dematresque, mh, good job, thank you.
Sonic the Hedgehog Dahliad's favorite. Yeah. She she actually talked about it
(50:52):
because I had. Yes, wekind of tease that we were going to
be talking about this as she broughtup Sonic. That just blows my mind.
It's hilarious. I fucking love thatshe did that. Aida or Ada
Wong from Resident Evil. This iswhat I might be able to do because
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I grow a great stash. Mariofrom Super Mario Brothers. Oh my god,
be the Ginger Mario my dreams.Please, it's me Ginger Mario.
I dick a Dangle, followed byWidow Maker and Mercy from Overwatch, Jinks
(51:36):
from League of Legends, and Ashleyand Jill Valentine from Resident Evil. I
know so very little of that world. It's crazy. Same. Yeah.
So when it comes to the mostsearched terms for twenty twenty three, of
course you have all of the typicaltitles and topics that are in every single
(52:01):
search. But when it comes tothe United States, there are certain categories
that have really taken off. Andwith three hundred and ninety four percent,
big ass anal has grown. Ohgod, four hundred and twenty six percent
(52:23):
perfect body. What does that mean? I don't know, no either,
four hundred and eighty nine percent increase. Caught masturbating that's my favorite. Oh
really, I can't know. Thatjust seems like such a you know,
(52:45):
the people are covering up. Yeah, I caught you, and now you
have to keep doing it. Thatgoes right all the time, all the
time. Up five hundred and fortyone percent. Passionate sex, Oh,
(53:06):
where they new, a little littlekiffen, a little hugging, a little
four play, little little taking iteasy, making it fun, and up
five hundred and ninety three percent.Deep throat. Okay, that is a
topic that really has a true ebband flow because I remember, say,
(53:31):
late two thousand's, early twenty ten, that was a thing. Yeah,
there were video series based on it. A Deep or Ladies was the one
that I remember, and there wereas clips, amateur clips were coming out.
There were a couple people that werejust phenomenal at it, and then
(53:53):
it just kind of went away andnow it is coming back. Everything that
is old is new again. OhGod, yeah, tell me about it.
Oh that sounds like you have anexample, just everything cycling back.
Do you know I've been getting likeads for Jinko jeans. I'm like,
how do you know I'm in thatage range? Do not do not threaten
(54:15):
me with a good time. Iwould pay to see you in a pair
of Jenco jeans. You want tobuy me some parents? Aren't they expensive?
I mean, I love you,I mean they used to be.
I'm sure they're even more, likefrom five hundred dollars jeans now to go
(54:37):
along with one hundred dollars pizza.Right, yeah, that's the thing.
I would rather just buy the pizza. Yeah, right, then I could
put the pizza in the Jinko jeanpockets because the pockets are huge. You
can put in the box. Youcan put the pizza in the jeans.
Yeah, like yeah, there veryvery versatile. Now I love what different
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countries enjoy watching. Now we're gonnafollow the same theme of trending searches.
Ones that are up year over yearin the Philippines up five hundred and twenty
seven percent male whimpering. Good forthem. Up three hundred and forty three
(55:30):
percent, Jim girl, while theydon't see the ones that I see mm
hmm, and up three hundred andtwenty percent. Sucking boobs. Oh my
god, at least it wasn't boobies. Yeah, I mean it might have
been a little better. Sucking boobies, Oh my god. In France up
(55:52):
nine hundred and eighty six percent.Sleepover sleepover what yeah, I mean,
okay, I like that better thanlike hooking up. I think we're gonna
have a sleepover. Oh yeah.In Mexico up five and thirty one percent.
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This is a hardcore country. Theirtrending search is one penis, just
one, just one. They areso tired of watching multiple penises that they
just want one penis. They needto break it up. I was really
waiting for like a follow up,like two girls one couples, like one
(56:39):
penis too, Like, no,we're just stopping right there. Yeah,
just yeah. In Japan up sixhundred and sixty seven percent. I need
your help with this one, Madeline. Okay, toe side toe side Yeah,
(57:00):
like spelled t O E s Id e yes. So sometimes people
just really like to look at theside of the toe. It's a thing.
I had custom requests that were like, I want to see the side
of the toe, and I'm like, okay, it'll be into big toe
or all toes. So the onesI've dealt with have been like the pinky
(57:22):
toe. Pinky toe had to beexposed. Okay, Yeah, So I
don't know if it's that, butit might be might be interesting. In
Brazil, much like Mexico up fourhundred and thirty one percent. One penis
very unique. What's going on downthere? Yeah? In Australia up three
(57:47):
hundred and seventy four percent, don'tpull out. That's how you make a
cream pie. Oh yeah, I'mglad, glad you walked me through that.
That's following the recipe right there.In the Netherlands up four hundred and
(58:14):
sixty seven percent. Skater girl,are we doing a throwback to like Avril
Lavigne? Here? You took thewords right out of my mouth, because
that's the first thing I think ofwhen I hear skater girl? A.
Yeah, I mean it's not like, oh, who is the well neck
other knee bashed in at the Olympics. Tanya, Yeah, Nancy Kerrigan,
(58:37):
it was Tanya Harding that Tanya Harding, Yeah there you go. Yeah,
yeah, maybe it's a throwback tothat could be And the last one that
I am going to cover from Swedenup ah, Sweden up three hundred eighty
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seven percent. Happy ending? Ohisn't it quaint? I have a good
sleepover with a happy ending? Anddo you know what else is a happy
ending? You're right, question,you're wrong? It's this show. Okay,
(59:22):
Oh we're happily ending it. Yeah, you have given me a happy
ending, not only to this articlebut to this show. My god,
don't tell the public that get thewrong impression. All right, Well,
you did another media job. Andif you get in touch, be in
(59:45):
touch. Don't call me. I'llcall you ya. But always so much
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doing girl? I'm here, I'mhere, I'm here. That's nineteen days
in. That's here. That's prettygood. Well, considering when this episode's
gonna go out, it's even morethan that. It is. But we're
not going to talk numbers. No, no, I mean that's oh if
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the numbers are fake, if thelisteners were privy to the conversations we have
before the recording started, Oh,it's hilarious. So how is everything in
the world of ray? Didn't wealready have this conversation? No, things
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are singing, they're trucking along.It's that a roller coaster ride since the
beginning of the month year, right, I don't know. I'm existing on
this earthly plane with you. Thatis very important to me. And I'm
glad that you are. Yeah,I'm here with you. Yes, I
(02:54):
happened to you. I'm doing verywell, thank you. Yeah. Things
are also truck and right along.The remodel is going well. The exercise
program is going well. Oh yeah, that's right. You you got the
gym thing, didn't you. Yes, and we big guy. Yeah,
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well we'll talk a little bit aboutthat as we open up the show.
But yeah, everything is going well. Day job is moving right along,
and yeah, yeah, it's Icannot complain. It's been a really good
start to twenty twenty four. Ohrub it inn way don't you? Thinks
well, I was going to makeit better than it was, but I
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thought that would just be salt inthe wounds. Really, But what we
are going to do with this episode, I'm sure we will get into some
things in this opening, like Isaid we were, but we're gonna dive
deep into an article that I thinkMadeline and I are going to have a
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lot of with. It's going tobe educational, informative, and entertaining,
truly what this show is about.Yeah, it is twenty twenty four.
Let after Dark. This is theaward nominated greatness that they've come to expect
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from this show. Yeah, yeah, we better give it to them,
you know, always the nominated,neverthe win or well we don't just get
I'm saying that for me, notyou, not us. Okay, we
actually don't know. It could bevery well that as this episode airs,
we have won, which, bythe way, congratulations for being a part
(04:45):
of the Danglin after Dark team andbeing nominated. Thanks, Do I get
a raise? Thinks? Yes,you do? Well, how about this
if we win? No, ifwe win, we'll figure something out there.
There will be payment involve and itwon't evolve. I'll accept pizza,
(05:11):
okay, thank goodness, but justpizza. Pizza is currency. Okay.
I can float some gift certificates yourway if okay, how about that.
I will say it right now,and we can't take this back unless I
edit it out. If we win, I will send you a one hundred
(05:34):
dollars gift certificate or gift card tothe pizza place of your choice. I
can get three slices with that much. What kind of pizza are you eating?
Do you know what this economy isdoing to people? You're not wrong?
Yeah, I know right, Icould get a quarter of a pizza
(05:59):
for one hundred what we las Vegas? Holy smokes? Maybe I don't know,
hot deep. Yes. So,because I did a toast with dear
Dahlia d I think we need todo a toast as well. Okay,
okay, So do you have yourbeverage of choice? I have a beverage
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of choice, my dear? Allright, excellent, So cheers it's wet.
Oh hey now, and so isyour drink. Broast cheers and salute.
Hey yo, good stuff you gotsome of that Plinko voc or whatever
(06:42):
it is. Do you Pennsylvanians drinkNo, I am not one of those
Pennsylvanians. I'm actually drinking a gymBeam Distillery exclusive that you can only get
at the Dilly in Louisville, Kentucky. It's called Legacy, and it is
(07:03):
tremendous, excellent, it is probablyYeah, it's probably the smoothest thing I've
ever put to my lips. WHOA, that sounds sexy. It's at least
sexual. I don't know about sexy, and that hurts. I'm doing well
(07:24):
by myself, dammit. But beforeI get into things earlier today, as
we record this, I saw thatyou posted you were doing balloon content like
a custom. Yeah. I wasdoing a little balloon in That's awesome.
Have you had the opportunity to doa lot of that? Have you been
(07:46):
asked to do a lot of that? So? I've had a couple requests
for it, but they've all deadended. Okay, and I'm like,
okay, but this one was likea combination of blowing bubble gum bubbles and
the balloons, so it was likejust blowing things up. Gotcha. Oh,
that's fantastic when you have that.Is it free rain or is it
(08:13):
this one is fairly well scripted?This one was actually fairly well scripted.
It was like, I'm throwing anoffice party for my co workers and none
of them show up. So I'msad and I sit in the room and
I'm like, wow, I goso chew all the bubble gone by myself
and blow big bubbles and then Iwas like, well, I guess I'll
blow up more balloons, I think, and like, you know, play
(08:35):
around with them a little bit.So yeah, this one had more of
a script. It wasn't just likehanging out seeing what I could do.
I was in role. It mustalso be a lot of fun to have
a fun script like that, becauseI think most people believe that if you
are doing a custom that is basedin fetish, it is either I don't
(08:58):
want to say, but it's kindof serious and really heavy in the kink
or fetish, or it's a heavypower play. So when you have these
moments where it can be fun,you know, almost like the Gigantis woman
where she's really big and the person'sreally small and you eat them and things
(09:20):
like yeah, yeah, I'm suredoing things like that and the balloons can
just be fun. Yeah. Yo. I actually had a Giant Tess script
last week, and like I hadto use one of the little trained characters,
like you know, the one seventiethor seven hundred size whatever, and
uh, I had to I guess, I guess, put him in my
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stocking and then make sure he wasunderneath my my my big toe, and
then I had to play around withhim a little bit and be like I'm
gonna squish you. You're never gonnaescape, ha ha ha. And then
I squished him and then cut scene. I took him out, and then
I put like a little teeny tinypiece bubblegum was splash, you know,
like stretched out in its place,and I was like, oh no,
(10:03):
look squished. Well not Oh yeah, I like that. Yeah, when
that'll be out, I have noidea. So if anybody's into giant test
stuff, there's stuff coming out.But I don't know when I couldn't find
the word, but giant tests isthe word I was looking for. I
kind of like gigantess. Yeah itsounds bigger. Yeah, it's a weird
(10:26):
inflection that I put on that foryou. A gigantest. I think Godzilla
fought Gigantis fils. There we go, and he loved it every second.
So, as I mentioned in arecent episode with Dahlia d I've been working
(10:48):
to make myself healthier and thereby maybelose some weight, but just to feel
better about myself throws wait around ina gym. Do some cardio, Make
it a thing, make it alifestyle. And I asked this question from
(11:09):
that Madeline Ray. Let's say youare in an environment where you are with
like minded people and there is apossibility of finding someone attractive within that environment,
but one person really screws it up. Have you ever had that moment
(11:33):
where you think to yourself, youknow what, it is quite possible that
I could find somebody here, eithermaybe as a friend, maybe as a
companion, and then you see thatperson do something so egregious that you're like,
no, it's definitely not you.Yes, it's like the story of
(11:56):
my life. I wanted to beon a podcast and then I end up
getting trapped by this idiot. Nowit's like I don't know, I,
oh god, what what As simpleas the way they've held their silver wear
while eating. I didn't want themto like little kids strangle it. Ah,
(12:22):
yeah, no no, because it'salways like this might be what I
have to look at for the restof my life if I make this decision.
Isn't it crazy how that works?It blows my mind? Every day
would be hell, and I don'twant that for myself now, mind too,
(12:45):
Like I realize I am not theperfect angel or anything like I have.
I leave my four foot long strandsof hair in the bathroom, like,
good luck getting away from it.You know, I'll probably wrap around
your ankle and cut off circulation.But I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know. I judge hard,unfortunately. And it's not even like out
(13:07):
of a place of malice. It'sjust like the periphery picks it up and
it's like that's a thing. That'sa thing, that's a fucking thank you.
You're watching it now, aren't you. You're paying attention. I'm like,
fuck, you ruined it again?Thanks brain. Is it mostly based
in food and eating or is itjust it can be anything. I've the
(13:33):
way somebody's walking and their hands flop, Ah, like I have a thing
yeah, with very fit men walkingwith their feet off in different directions.
Their feet aren't parallel as they walk, they're kind of is that, yeah,
because if it's chicken, the toesare pointed together. If it's duck,
(13:56):
their toes are pointed away from eachother. Yeah, so it's kind
Yeah that drives me insane. Yeah. Well, and they have to basically
like keap hole waddle correct if it'sstuck. Yeah, I don't no.
For me, there are many thingsthat I enjoy that if I were to
(14:18):
meet someone within that realm and theyhad intricacies, I could forgive that if
we felt we had a connection.You know, my my love of music.
You know, if they don't likethe same music I do. As
much as I enjoy it, Iget that not everyone likes what I like
(14:39):
when it comes to physical media,be it adult or otherwise, as long
as you are understanding to me havinga collection, that is fine. As
I get older, my love ofsport is going away, but I do
still enjoy home. So I justit's real hard to root for people that
(15:01):
get paid forty million dollars a year. That's just maybe you need to go
to the gym more and be aroundmore testosterone. Maybe that'll help. Or
a fantasy league. Oh that's Iknow. I've said don't even get it
started on fantasy leagues. So whenit comes to the gym, now,
(15:22):
I have always been active. I'vealways throughout my entire life. I've played
sports, I've worked out. It'shad an EBB and flow. But I
was a certified personal trainer for aboutfive years or so, and I did
rehab through a doctor of chiropractic andthings like that. So I've learned form
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and I've learned how to use yourbody correctly, especially if you're weight training.
There is nothing that makes my dingdong shrink up faster then. Now.
I don't judge the person based onsize, age, effort, anything
(16:07):
like that, but if you're goingto do an exercise, do it right.
No, we just got to doit and get it done right.
We gotta throw. There was awoman about my age, which is unique
for me in gyms. I'm findingthat the gym that I'm at currently has
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a lot of women my age orsomewhere thereabouts. Yeah, so every once
in a while, you know,I give give a little look around.
I would never say or act onit because that is not my place.
I don't do that in a gym, but you know, and wait for
them to reproach you and when you'rethere, you could be cool. You
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know, you could be like,oh, that's an attractive person. And
I watched this woman as I amdoing some exercises away from the cardio.
She gets on a seat to doa lat pole. So, for those
who do not know what a lappole or a lap pole down is,
you have a suspended bar and apolley above your head and you grab and
(17:21):
it's a pretty wide bar. It'swhiter than shoulder with You grab the bar
on either end and what you arebasically doing is a reverse chin up.
You are pulling that bar down toyour chest and then slowly letting the bar
go up. It is that resistancethat builds strength. Okay, this bar
had zero weight on it, soeverything she did was super quick and then
(17:48):
a clang because it would the stackof weights would slam back together, so
it obviously wasn't enough weight. Shewas pulling the arms down at different rates,
and I think at one point shehit her chin like clank client,
client, Okay, first off,how you're not hurting yourself? I have
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no idea. Secondly, you willnever touch my wiener because I am so
afraid of what you are going todo to it. If that's how you
handle working out, you are goingto remove it. I mean maybe she's
practicing for that. There are othermachines for that. H multipurpose tools is
(18:36):
what I call them. Yeah.I don't know why it bothers me as
much as it does, because asI've become more experience in life, I
just think to myself, Hey,whatever, if that's how they feel that
needs to be done, they cando it. But it's just it's so
(18:56):
wrong and I don't want them tohurt themselves. And well, now now
you could never be with me.We're done before it even started. I'm
sorry. I am so sorry tothat woman you watch, She'll be the
first one to approach you in liketwo weeks. She'd be like, oh,
I've seen you here often. You'llbe like, nope, you will
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see me guarding my penis like I'ma soccer player getting ready to face a
penalty shot, Like I am notgoing to be anywhere near that cup to
the gym. You know what's I'mglad you actually brought that up. Oh
oh, did you find one inthe locker room. I found one in
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my locker We're going out tomorrow.As I said, as I've gotten order,
I've kind of gotten away of mylove, gotten away from my love
of sports. But there are certainthings that I've noticed over the past say
six months. One of the thembeing football players don't wear cups anymore.
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At really, you have to beout of your mind to not wear cup
now, don't get me wrong,Like the way they wear pads has really
changed because when I was younger,when I was a teenager, I played
a little bit of football, andyou know, beyond the big shoulder pads,
(20:25):
you had thigh pads, okay,and either you had kind of a
need a shin pad, you hadhip pads that went into your pants.
You had a lot of padding on, not counting the cup. And as
the want of speed and agility haskind of taken over, the pads have
(20:47):
either gotten smaller or disappeared. Andthere was a point where like football players
didn't have to wear pads, andthey kind of brought them back because there
were so many contusions to the thighsand legs. But for some reason,
and the cups never came along.And I don't understand why you wouldn't.
Like in playing hockey, I couldnot imagine not wearing a cup because I
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play defense. I've taken slav shotsto the hueybos and even with a cup,
it hurt really bad. Oh yeah, I'm sure it did. I
want to say I'm disappointed I didn'tnotice because when I was back up at
home, I was watching a coupleof the football games and I didn't see
any winniells. But I was looking. You can't well realize it is also
(21:36):
now January, so any I don'twant to hear that. It's a little
bit hear that. All I'm saying, Look, maybe that's you not ever
look if there's something to be seen, I'm gonna see it, and I
didn't see anything. So just sayingI think you need to google. I'm
a scouter, okay, scouter sneaka peek. Yeah. I don't know
(22:03):
how they do it, because anythinglike if there's a fumble and there's just
a mass of humanity, all betsare off. You're gonna get bit,
you're gonna get punched, you're gonnaget things pulled on. So you let
go of that ball. And uh, if you're not wearing a cup,
you're an easy target. I don'tbut you know, there's gotta be a
(22:23):
respect that you just don't go grabbing. Is it like a man code?
Maybe not when people are getting paidforty million dollars a year. Not how
that works. I'm am, that'sall. That's great every single one.
I may start wearing my hockey cupto conventions just to be safe somebody going
(22:48):
around giving me a tapper d like, who's doing this to you? I've
had a few dick tabs in mydays. I've had a few. I've
a few grabs for pictures like wherethe person's like do you mind grab you?
And I'm like no, and Ithink they mean like around the waist
and they're just like flog and justlike full frontal groping. Like well,
if I would have known that,I would have warmed it up a little
(23:11):
bit. Yeah right, I thinkhappy thoughts and thoughts. I don't want
to sit there and jostle it beforeI meet everybody. Then that's just creepy.
Man. You gotta wash your handsand you know how that goes.
It's a system now, So yes, if you are what I know,
you know a lot more than Ido. If you are going to the
(23:33):
gym, please everybody use proper form. I don't want to see you get
hurt, but realize to other peopleit drops your attractiveness very quickly. Yeah,
yeah, speaking of attractiveness matter,don't say it too late. I
(23:55):
said it, you did? Okay, what do you want? I think
exactly the time we didn't even bringup this subject, and it is always
a lot of fun. I thinkwhat we need to do because we do
love popular searches and statistics so muchon this show, we need to do
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some of the things found in theporn Hub twenty twenty three Year in review.
Oh do you think you can handleit? I don't know. We'll
find out though, all right,still see okay, see if I can
handle it. So the trends thatdefine twenty twenty three number one the Golden
(24:47):
Age mature searches grew by seventy sevenpercent and became the second most popular category
among men, led by mature Cougarmil became the second most search term worldwide,
while DILF terms including muscle muscle dilfgrew seventy one percent, which is
(25:10):
the category on stilf muscle dilf.So you got like dad bod and then
muscle dilf correct Okay, granny isthere is there like a twink Dilf I
would imagine, so please feel freeto search that. While I read Granny,
(25:32):
searches gained one hundred and thirty twopercent and guilf by one hundred and
sixty eight percent, with terms likesexy granny and hot Guilf trending Yes,
bake them cookies right, bring themboys to the yard. Number two supersize
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The terms big, bigger, andbiggest grew by one hundred and seventy seven
percent, and searches for huge tits, huge cock, and huge dildo by
sixty seven percent. Even massive searcheswere up ninety one percent, while big
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boobs expanded That's funny by seventy eightpercent and big booty was eighty three percent.
Bigger big Tits category grew thirty onepercent and BBW gained twenty four percent
to join this year's top twenty behindbig ass and big dick. Good.
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So if you gigantis are there,that is very true. If you are
a muscle dilf with a huge donger, this is your year. It is
and you know for the big assas one, I mean everybody could have
a big ass, very true,very true. So it could be adult
(27:03):
with a big ass, huge wow. That is how you shut down the
Internet right there. Basically, yeah, I agree. Number three sex machines,
the top treading search Android grew sixteenhundred eighty nine percent, including terms
(27:25):
like Android cosplay and Android role play. Robot searches like sex robot and three
D robot grew three hundred and fourpercent, and machine searches like sex machine
were up eighty eight percent. Hewanted you Ready for this? Np C
(27:48):
non playable searches grew fifteen hundred fortyone percent, driven by an increase in
video game related searches for twenty twentythree. That one looks like it hurts
too. It does. It doestouch flesh people, flesh, skin,
(28:10):
not bolts and oil. So forpeople who do not get the non playable
character role play that typically happens withcam models, can you explain that to
them? Can I explain that?I will? I guess. So,
(28:33):
Usually when you have an NPC ina video game, they cycle through various
actions, and they only cycle throughthe same like three or four or two
actions. And what these cam modelsor other creators do is they replicate it
either in their own way or ina requested way, like the one that
(28:56):
was real popular something she she did, like the one stream for I don't
know, eight hours or something ridiculouslike that and made bank off of it.
But she would do something about likepopping the bubbles, and then there'd
be a cowboy hat and she'd belike mmm, and it like would just
(29:18):
cycle through like the cowboy, thepopping the bubble, the eating of something,
over and over and over and overit. Yeah, it's like it's
weird. Like I shouldn't say it'sweird. I shouldn't. I have no
fucking grounds to say that, butit's just it's interesting. The human brain
(29:41):
is like, oh my god,I love this. I love everything about
this. The pretty lady doing thething I've requested over and over and over
again. Yeah, yea yeah,I don't think I could do it.
To me, that sounds very soulsucking, like there is performing of aspect
to it. But there's another partof it that's for eight hours, I
(30:03):
would lose my mind and see that'sthat's the other thing. Like, because
you see all of these quick fetishtrends that come through like on TikTok or
YouTube or mainstream stuff, and it'sjust like people jump on it and then
it quickly fizzles out. Yes,because it's it's soul sucking basically. Yeah,
(30:25):
and it loses its novelty yes,when everybody starts doing it. So.
Another trend that defined twenty twenty threeNumber four uniforms. Searches for uniform
grew by two hundred and forty threepercent, led by military uniform, cop
(30:47):
uniform and man in uniform. Soldiersearches gained three hundred and thirty two percent,
with female soldier outranking military soldier andgay soldier good kiddy girl. Uniform
and soldier searches were often combined withterms uniform cosplay, soldier role play,
(31:10):
and soldier amateur. That one's unique. There's no interrogations. How boring,
Yeah, no kidding. Number fivegive me that. Now you have your
lane. For twenty twenty four,I am done and done. Number five.
Sexual healing worldwide therapy searches were upthree hundred and forty four percent this
(31:33):
year, including increases of five hundredand sixty six percent in Canada and five
hundred and forty one percent in Australia. Physical healing led the results such as
massage therapy up seventy six percent,therapy sex by one hundred and twenty one
percent, and foot therapy by twohundred and nineteen percent. That one I
(31:55):
could definitely see. Yeah. Professionalterms like massage therapists were sixty two percent,
sex therapist by fifty five percent,and even personal trainer. Hey,
I just talked about that grew eightyfive percent. I actually had a massage
therapist theme one not too long ago. Oh no kidding, Yep, that's
hot. Yep. I seduced myperson and let them tie me up.
(32:21):
Oh I thought it was going tobe things in holes. Now I don't
want to watch it. Oh,shut up. You know what I do
for a living, A dangle coulddream? Take a ticket, get in
the line. So in twenty twentythree, the most search terms for porn
(32:47):
hub were number one hen tie,two milk, hen tie is always up
and like the top it is it'sit blows my mind, it really does.
I don't know if it's just becausethere are certain countries that it's easier
to get access to animation pornography,or it might not be against the law
(33:10):
to watch animation pornography. Two ismilk, three is Lesbian, four,
Chinese five pinnay Pi n a ynot sure what that is, fallow Filipina,
Oh I gotcha? Okay, followedby anal Asian Latina, big ass,
(33:30):
step mom, anime, threesome,ebony, massage, cream pie,
and so on. That's a yearso throughout the United States. The top
relative searches for twenty twenty three forporn hub Dear Madeline Ray, give me
some states that you want to knowabout. Ohio. I gotta know what
(33:59):
my homies is doing. They're notdoing much. The term is small dick,
Okay, I mean yeah, areyou trying to tell us? I'm
not surprised. I'm seeing what Ohiocomes. That's just okay. What's Pennsylvania?
(34:24):
Big boobies? Boobies? Because becausewe're children in the Keystone State,
clearly that your number two was smallerDick. That was a very good bird.
I'm not gonna lie. Let's gowith Florida because Florida is always fun,
(34:51):
sadly not very this time. Reallyfantasy fantasy exactly. It's too bad,
lame, it is too vague.I don't like it. New Hampshire,
Oh, she's going way up north, pierced vague again, kind of
vague. Maybe maybe you'll lay exactly. Maybe you'll like Texas, maybe not,
(35:16):
but okay, creamy. I don'twant anything from Texas that's creamy.
It's too hot there. That justsounds like a bad, bad time.
How about Alabama fingering myself? MyAlabama's finger in it? So I mean
(35:44):
someone's got to do it. Whobetter to do it than yourself? I
think I think you need to moveto Tennessee. No, their top SERVI
was giantess. Okay, all right, interesting? How about California? Asian
(36:05):
stepmom? If you want specific,you got specific, Dad, Yeah,
they came through there. Oh whatare the Dakota's doing? I am so
glad you asked. Oh, I'mso glad too. They always are fun.
I'm gonna start with South Dakota.Okay, start with the South.
Shower sex good, okay, dangerous, risky North Dakota, the North loud,
(36:31):
wet sex. Yeah, I don'tcare, shower, kitchen, barn.
We just want it loud, wewant it when. Oh that's so
enjoyable. You're gonna find this ashocker. In Utah, it's Mormon.
(36:57):
It's them underpants. Huh why Elmygoth g goth really in Illinois. This
makes sense because Exotica has a conventionin Chicago. Ass eating whoa straight up,
(37:19):
straight up all. That's so interestingbecause Illinois is like we have big
city, we also have lots ofrural cornfields. Yeah, it's one thing
they can all get along with.Yeah, the drive from Pittsburgh to Chicago
was a very eye opening drive forme because very flat. It's very flat.
(37:45):
You don't realize how long it isbecause it ends up being like eight
or nine hours, but it's justfields, like you'll pass a town every
now and again, but it's there'sjust a whole lot of nothing through.
Maybe you want to go to Oklahomawhere they're top search sex Dick. I
(38:09):
think I need to move there.That's just a very interesting combination. It's
like what you'd yell out, likestumbling out of the bar at the end
of the night just to gain attention. Satdack Like, why do you say
(38:29):
seems fun the way you said that, I pictured it and I can completely
agree. Yeah. In Kentucky bouncingboobs, North Carolina bubble butt, and
South Carolina high heels. Really,Yeah, a lot of good stuff in
(38:52):
this little country about yeah, ofcourse to the listeners. And if you
don't want to go to the pornhub site directly, which the link I
give you is to the pornhubsite directly. But anyway, if you want to
find out all of the information thatis in this article, you can go
(39:14):
to Danglin after dark dot com clickthis episode five nineteen and when you do
that, it will show you allof the articles that I talk about.
This one will be the only one, of course, but you will be
able to find it and click itright there, nice and easy, just
the way we like it. Yes, now the world's most viewed categories.
(39:38):
Of course, there are parts ofthe world where there are countries that surprisingly
don't have porn Hub searches. Wow, I wonder why. I don't know,
Maybe they just didn't get the informationto them in time. Now the
most viewed search in the US asa whole is ebony okay in Canada lesbian,
(40:04):
which I actually believe those are boththe same as they were last year.
Okay. In most of South Americaanal. That's why I like that
area of the world so much,and actually through most of Europe it's anal.
In Australia lesbian through some parts ofthe Middle East, it is either
reality or milf. Good on you, this one may surprise you. Okay,
(40:31):
in Russia, their top search Russianboom. That's patriotic right there,
probably not allowed to look up anythingelse. You're not wrong. So here
(40:52):
is where I think Madeline Ray canreally dissect some numbers. Most viewed categories
by gender. Okay for women,and I will just basically read one through
about ten or twelve here lesbian,m Japanese okay, threesome, uh huh,
(41:15):
ebony, mature anal, which issurprisingly high, Milf, Hentai,
transgender, gang bang, and reality. I was thinking Hentai was going to
be up higher on that one,to be honest. Same for men,
(41:37):
the top search is Japanese. Hyeah, now it's that is like the
is Japanese always in there? Likedo you remember from last year? I
will have to look through my notes. That is a very good question.
Or if there is like a starthat came out recently that is of Japanese
ethnicity that's kind of got everybody's curiositypeaked. Oh, that could be Japanese.
(42:02):
Is followed by mature anal, milf, ebony, transgender, which impresses
me. Lesbian threesome, Hentai,Big Tits Amateur and cream pie dudes in
their cream pies love a little tree. I've talked about it on here before.
(42:32):
There's no better feeling in the actthan a cream pie. There is
nothing I want to watch less inan adult than a cream pie. And
it's less the visual, it's morethe sound. Look what I can do
(42:52):
right, I don't need the pushout to stop squelch. The next thing
on the Pornhub your interview twenty twentythree, I want to talk about is
something I actually talked about on thisshow. The category is traffic by phone,
(43:17):
desktop or tablet. Okay, Tabletcame in third at one point five
percent, which surprises me. Iactually thought that that would be higher just
because it's a bigger screen than aphone. But still, yeah, had
holdable desktop, which is where Ido ninety nine percent of mine is seven
(43:43):
point two percent, and then longninety one point three percent. Yeah,
you can everybody hiding in the bathroom. I can't hold the phone and do
that. Tablet to the toilet.Tablet may at least you could lean that
against something and still see it.You know, well, tablet, you
(44:07):
need two hands with otherwise you geta wrist cramp. Just put it on
the back of the toilet you're sittingbackwards. Well, if I'm just going
there to masturbate, I don't poopand masturbate. That would be the weirdest.
I mean, double the pleasure,double the fun. You're making it
(44:29):
sound like you have pooped and masturbated. I mean, who hasn't mean listen,
I'm giving you the go ahead.It's okay. Now you can try
it and not feel judged, andthen you can report back and tell me
about it. I don't know ifI could. It's a totally it's a
totally different position. It is.I'm talking like, I know what I'm
(44:52):
talking about. Don't just to clearthe air here, never have I ever.
I don't know if I could relax myself to a point where to
do both. Yeah, to doboth, because you got to think you
got to tighten up down there.I don't think anything could. I don't.
(45:13):
I think it would be counter peractivein the body spaces correct down that's
right. Yeah, just that justfor the show to be able to bring
it to this audience. I'm notgoing to do it, but I'm just
going to see what the logistics areto do it for you? Well,
(45:37):
if you break the toilet, ifanything, I'll probably break my back.
You gotta tell me all about it. Oh one, I do everything for
the story, okay. And thechange in traffic share from twenty twenty two
to twenty twenty three when it comesto this category, tablets are down forty
(45:58):
three desktop is down forty six percent, but phone is up eight percent.
Yeah, it's absolutely crazy. Notsurprised. I mean I am, and
I'm not. I'm just watching pornon your phone? Is no bueno?
Like I just I don't care forit. Well, it's not for you,
(46:21):
it is definitely for millions of otherpeople. Yes, billions is what
it looks like now. Most searchedmovies and characters. I'll just read through
a couple of them here, Numberone, of course, Star Wars,
Number two, Harley Quinn, numberthree, Game of Thrones. I understand
(46:45):
that. Yeah, I understand thatthere's like kind of incesty things in it
and sexualize, but not enough forthat a minute ago. Yes, I
figured it would have faded out bynow. But what wine number four Avatar,
I can see that. I'm gladyou can face Oh my god,
(47:07):
that face. Well, it's nota face, it's just like, I
don't get it, because the fantasycharacter like that is something to me that
would work towards animation. Yeah,but it's also kind of realistic, and
you know, it's a big,giant blue humanoid and they could do it
with big blue reproductive parts. Yeah, parts, lots of parts, lots
(47:34):
of big parts, yeah, bigwet parts. No. Wasn't that a
search in a state? I believe? Followed by Harry Potter, Wonder Woman,
Black Widow, Catwoman, Elastic Girl. Uh, I have no idea.
(47:54):
Is it like the Stretch Armstrong forwomen? I guess I have no.
I've never Princess Leah three hundred andsixty five days? That must be
a video game. I'm taking fivedays? Yeah, all I could think
that, what is it that threehundred and sixty five days of Summer or
something? Was that Zoey Deschanel moviethat came out like twenty years ago?
(48:17):
Yeah, so that has to beit. Maybe, followed by Batman and
Megan Oh the Doll. Yeah yeah, I'm are me fetishizing it, Doll
Doll. I don't know. I'mjudging people on that one. You should
(48:37):
killer doll. Now, do youwant to do most searched video games or
video game characters? Let's see thevideo games, because without the game,
I won't know the characters. Yeah, this is beyond me. I am
not a gamer. I mean Iknow the games by name. So we'll
(49:00):
do that. So in order,number one, Fortnite, which I didn't
think there were that was a styleof game that had character characters in it,
you know, like like storyboard charactersin it. Mm hmm. Yeah,
(49:22):
I just know it's popular with theyas, yes, with the young'uns.
Followed by Overwatch, Minecraft, thatone's strange to me, Pokemon,
Atomic Heart, Gentian Impact, ResidentEvil, Valeriant, League of Legends,
(49:42):
Mortal Kombat, and Grand Theft,Auto five Horse GTA is on there.
Of course video game character searches.Okay, so I must have been wrong.
So Chune Lee from Fortnite was numberone. Okay, it's either Tip
or Tifa from Final Fantasy. Mmhmm an Overwatch. Once again, I'm
(50:06):
not a gamer. I am sosorry for the people listening to this.
It's either I guess is Diva Deva. It's just d v A. Oh
yeah, not familiar. Laura Croftfrom Tom Raider. Of course he never
(50:27):
heard. Oh that game, thatgame rocked my world when uh she had
that sway when she walked in theearly video games. Oh it was great.
Resident Evil's character Lady Dematresque, mh, good job, thank you.
Sonic the Hedgehog Dahliad's favorite. Yeah. She she actually talked about it
(50:52):
because I had. Yes, wekind of tease that we were going to
be talking about this as she broughtup Sonic. That just blows my mind.
It's hilarious. I fucking love thatshe did that. Aida or Ada
Wong from Resident Evil. This iswhat I might be able to do because
(51:13):
I grow a great stash. Mariofrom Super Mario Brothers. Oh my god,
be the Ginger Mario my dreams.Please, it's me Ginger Mario.
I dick a Dangle, followed byWidow Maker and Mercy from Overwatch, Jinks
(51:36):
from League of Legends, and Ashleyand Jill Valentine from Resident Evil. I
know so very little of that world. It's crazy. Same. Yeah.
So when it comes to the mostsearched terms for twenty twenty three, of
course you have all of the typicaltitles and topics that are in every single
(52:01):
search. But when it comes tothe United States, there are certain categories
that have really taken off. Andwith three hundred and ninety four percent,
big ass anal has grown. Ohgod, four hundred and twenty six percent
(52:23):
perfect body. What does that mean? I don't know, no either,
four hundred and eighty nine percent increase. Caught masturbating that's my favorite. Oh
really, I can't know. Thatjust seems like such a you know,
(52:45):
the people are covering up. Yeah, I caught you, and now you
have to keep doing it. Thatgoes right all the time, all the
time. Up five hundred and fortyone percent. Passionate sex, Oh,
(53:06):
where they new, a little littlekiffen, a little hugging, a little
four play, little little taking iteasy, making it fun, and up
five hundred and ninety three percent.Deep throat. Okay, that is a
topic that really has a true ebband flow because I remember, say,
(53:31):
late two thousand's, early twenty ten, that was a thing. Yeah,
there were video series based on it. A Deep or Ladies was the one
that I remember, and there wereas clips, amateur clips were coming out.
There were a couple people that werejust phenomenal at it, and then
(53:53):
it just kind of went away andnow it is coming back. Everything that
is old is new again. OhGod, yeah, tell me about it.
Oh that sounds like you have anexample, just everything cycling back.
Do you know I've been getting likeads for Jinko jeans. I'm like,
how do you know I'm in thatage range? Do not do not threaten
(54:15):
me with a good time. Iwould pay to see you in a pair
of Jenco jeans. You want tobuy me some parents? Aren't they expensive?
I mean, I love you,I mean they used to be.
I'm sure they're even more, likefrom five hundred dollars jeans now to go
(54:37):
along with one hundred dollars pizza.Right, yeah, that's the thing.
I would rather just buy the pizza. Yeah, right, then I could
put the pizza in the Jinko jeanpockets because the pockets are huge. You
can put in the box. Youcan put the pizza in the jeans.
Yeah, like yeah, there veryvery versatile. Now I love what different
(55:05):
countries enjoy watching. Now we're gonnafollow the same theme of trending searches.
Ones that are up year over yearin the Philippines up five hundred and twenty
seven percent male whimpering. Good forthem. Up three hundred and forty three
(55:30):
percent, Jim girl, while theydon't see the ones that I see mm
hmm, and up three hundred andtwenty percent. Sucking boobs. Oh my
god, at least it wasn't boobies. Yeah, I mean it might have
been a little better. Sucking boobies, Oh my god. In France up
(55:52):
nine hundred and eighty six percent.Sleepover sleepover what yeah, I mean,
okay, I like that better thanlike hooking up. I think we're gonna
have a sleepover. Oh yeah.In Mexico up five and thirty one percent.
(56:17):
This is a hardcore country. Theirtrending search is one penis, just
one, just one. They areso tired of watching multiple penises that they
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