YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT aka From Toys R Us to Tankinis with Ev Jensen

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is everybody having a good time?
We're here, live at theMarination, columbia City.
Aloha everyone.
My name is Dewa Dorje and thisis my podcast, the Dank Moms
podcast.
I'm a comedian here fromSeattle.
I perform all over the city andI do this podcast also, where
we talk about pop culture,parenting, politics, basically

(00:23):
anything that has to do withbeing a middle-aged mom in 2024.
I'm a single mom of two kids.
I live right here in close toColumbia City.
I guess I live over there byFour Paws, if you guys know,
shout out to Four Paws.
Yeah, so what do I have here?
I'm a working class, firstgeneration immigrant single mom

(00:48):
with PTSD.
I'm a standup comedian, a loverof pop culture, politics,
parenting, and this is a sexpositive therapy, positive, body
positive, costco positivepodcast.
Thank you, today we are goingto uh, I'll do the podcast.
I was turning it down.
I had the soundtrack to PrettyWoman, which is the movie that

(01:10):
we're going to be dissectinglater on in the episode.
Comedian and friend of the pod,ev Jensen.
Make some noise, ev Jensen,from behind the minivan.

(01:32):
From behind the minivan?
Oh, behind the Corolla.
Yeah, we see you, thank you.
Here comes Ev.
It's too far.
It is too far.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
We had a car that was closer and now the bit doesn't
work because the car is too far.
You guys, it took too long.
You can't laugh for that long.
It's only funny for like twoseconds.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Not really.
You got to trip the whole wayin.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, if I fell a lot , then I could pull it off.
I think so.
If you fell the whole way in.
Yeah, if I fell a lot, then Icould pull it off.
I think so if you fell thewhole time, just like 80
pratfalls.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Alright, one more time for Ev Jensen.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Ev and I have been friends for a while now From
comedy, yeah, for a long timeand we have a lot in common
right?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
We do.
We both love movies of the 90s.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Music.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Music of the 90s, music of all generations.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
All generations.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, let's go back, baby.
Let's take it back to theBaroque era.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, that's too far for me, baroque.
You're like, that's where Idraw the line, which one is.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Baroque?
I honestly don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I thought that's something with castanets.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I baroque.
Has harpsichord different thana harp?
Different than a harp?
I believe it's a piano thatstrikes harp strings.
If any harpsichord players wantto confirm, oh or do not.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, is that?
Is that right?
We have a musician over here,nice, okay, cool, from uh, from
brooklyn, and he so you?
You're not sure, harpsichord,no harpsichord.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, no, just across the board.
No to Harpsichord, noharpsichord, no, just across the
board.
No to the harpsichord.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You don't like them.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh, you don't know.
Okay, so fair Ignorance is fine, that's okay, but you know, you
confirmed it.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh my god, not only correct, but absolutely correct
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
The old teacher's pet in me.
I'm like be me, and I'm sohappy that I got that right Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I know, I love that be the teacher's pet.
I know.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I was an English teacher, teacher's pet, which I
think is just the gay experience.
Probably it is.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think just like being really good in English
class and being a part of thenewspaper.
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I did not.
I didn't do school newspaper.
Did you do it?
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What did you write about?
I'd rather no joke.
I went to Rainier Beach HighSchool and I wrote about
underwear.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Wow, hot topic Like what did they ask you?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Now you know how old I am right.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Because it was a big deal at that time that Bill
Clinton went on an Arsenio Hallshow.
I'm going to play the sax rightand he said he was wearing
boxers.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh, was that the big drama of it also.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh, he's freaking wearing boxers.
And then we got to talk aboutRawls and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Wow so.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I went around and interviewed people about the
different variety of underwearavailable, in whatever year that
was 1993.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Clinton got everybody talking about all sorts of
topics.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
He was weird with the saxacks though he was, but that
was what people liked about him.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That was like a full pr move.
Right was that after it cameout that he was like I didn't do
this, I didn't have sex waybefore.
I think it was on the campaigntrail, wow he was, he was laying
, he was like I have to lay goodgroundwork for this because I'm
gonna fuck up all the goodwillthat I've earned with this
country.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
The thing about Bill Clinton, though, which is at
that time was so, was just likerandom, is like you would never
like.
These days, you think someone's, you think that actually I
would like it.
Donald Trump comes out andplaying the harpsichord on
Arsenio Hall.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
He might win me over, no sorry, we don't joke about
that Not at this juncture.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
No, this is funny.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's the only.
Thing.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
We don't joke about the guy.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We don't joke about Trump, but we do joke about the
harpsichord.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah harpsichord's on the table.
But yeah, so he went around andhe busted out the saxophone and
it was sick Right, it wasn'tcool.
Really snarky about it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
People just loved it across the board.
Yes, they did Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
You're wearing boxers .
You're playing the sax.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean it is cool.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
You're on Arsenio Hall, yes it is cool People
didn't realize.
I mean no longer do we talkabout Arsenio Hall and the
moment.
He was before his time.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, the woo, woo, woo.
Yeah, he was before his timeand he had on Clinton.
Was Clinton the only politicalcandidate he had, or political
person he had on?
No, he had other political.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I can't think off the top of my head, but like there
were other political candidates.
I used to record it and he usedto have this woman on the keys
and at the beginning of theintro he'd be like it's my band,
I forgot what he called it.
And then there goes the dogpound and everybody would go the
dog pound, he'd go, and thenhe'd come back and we got Star
on the keys and she would godo-li-do-li-do-li-do, ooh.

(06:13):
Do-li-do-li-do.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh, I gotta watch it.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, keyboard you need a.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
What's his name?
Andy richter or not any richter.
What's the max weinberg theconan guy?
Or?
Or the roots?
Yeah, or the roots.
Exactly, yeah, you're right, Iget, uh, somebody on the keys I
will learn to play piano forthis role you would yeah, I'll
be your key keeman, because youdon't really even like all the
movies.
They don't really play thepiano.
You just need to be back there.
You could, oh, yes, and justlook like okay, yes, because I
have just need to be back there.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
You could, oh, yes okay, yes, because I have the
charisma to be up there, but Ido not have the finger strength
to actually play the keys, so wejust need a proxy of some sort.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
This is perfect, you play it perfect as if on the mic
, as if you were playing it'sgonna look so real it is.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's gonna look really real it's star on the
keys.
Go f and star this is how youplay the piano.
Everybody watch.
This is how you play this, isit this?
Is it, I'm right, right, yep,confirmed by the musical
instrument, nowhere over there.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I wish I was in more of a musical family.
I'm not in a musical familynothing.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Did you ever learn anything?
Yes, I play the trumpet oh, didwe ever bond over this?
Because I played the trumpet nookay, I played the trumpet and
I had a trumpet up until I usedthe little mouthpiece as a bong
slide.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh, then I didn't have a trumpet anymore.
Oh, you had a bong.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I had a bong.
It went from trumpet to bong.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
It was a nice evolution actually I still have
mine, yeah and uh.
I just feel like I should havedone a, done a, um instrument
that had, like, I could talk andsing.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh, like a vocoder.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't want a what is it called A wind instrument?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
A wind instrument.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Or is it called a brass instrument?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, I guess the trumpet is brass.
But it runs by wind, it's wind,it's brass wind, it's got my
rend.
Yeah, it's got your wind.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
So I want to ask you something.
We're talking about bikinis andtankinis.
Earlier we were.
Yeah, we were talking aboutbikinis.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I'm a bikini.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Growing up, I always wanted to look like.
I thought, no, you guys canjudge me if you want.
I thought I was going to growup to look like what is damn her
name now Katie Seagal.
What?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Katie Seagal, anybody ?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't think I know who that is.
It's just this lady who livedon my block.
No, I'm joking.
It's the woman from weirdscience, not Katie Segal.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Kelly McGillis.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, that sounds more right before my time no, no, no,
I wouldn't think about weirdscience lady.
Yeah, her name is Katie Segal.
Well, you know, I thought itwas going to turn into a hot.
I want to think about WeirdScience Lady.
Yeah, the one with the crazyhair.
Yeah, her name is Well, youknow, I thought it was going to
turn into a hot Amazonian, youknow, like white woman.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
when I grow up, you thought it would change
everything.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, I thought it would change everything I
thought if I put on like a bodyglove bikini.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
You would be like I'm ready, Ready for the beach.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like when people see me on the beach, they would be
like I'm ready, I'm ready forthe beach, like when people see
me on the beach, they would belike all of like 10.
I was like I look like katie'sdoll, right.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I look like, if you're like it's giving little
asian girl yes, I feel like weneeded that confidence as
children, though, you know, andsometimes the bikini granted
that yes, but I never feltcomfortable.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I never wore a bikini in my life until my 40s really
yeah, wait.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So you, you wanted to wear the bikini when you were
little and you tried it and youwere like no, this is not for me
, I just had a lot.
You know, I grew up during atime.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You know, it still is like this, but there was like,
uh, what is that thing I wastalking about?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
oh yeah, um, get in shape girl it was like a toy
that was, oh god, like a dollthat you would like exercise
with or something.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, it's a kit that came with a jump rope or some
ribbons, a tape that was tellingyou how to get in shape.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, it was For children, for children.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, and it was get in shape, girl.
No, not to be confused.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
With boy, with anybody else.
And it was a ribbon and we allneeded to lose weight at 10.
Oh god, that's too early and Ireally, I really abolish it.
Yeah, it had sweat bands too.
Did you want it?
Because you were like, was itpopular?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
yeah, I wanted everything that they had on tv
yeah like if it came on tv.
I want, I want it and theypumped.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
They pumped us full of toy commercials.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I feel like I never went to toys r us as a kid.
Me neither I never went.
I thought it was the promiseland, did you?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
notice that when you drove by a toys rs they had the
big like doors that just likethe automatic doors.
But then on the inside in thefoyer it's a big white wall and
the doors to actually get intothe toys rs are small.
So as a kid we'd drive by itand I'd be like what's in there
and I couldn't fucking see shit.

(10:48):
It was like a club, it was likea fucking club Sorry, a freaking
club and I was so upset.
I was like, why is there afucking, not a fucking, a
freaking?
Why is there a cover to getinto Toys R Us?
Why is there a bouncer?

(11:11):
Yeah, you're like is there aball guy by the front door?
Yeah, it was so uncool becauseyou know, jeffrey, that's the
name of the, the, uh, thegiraffe, it's g, e o, f.
So true, that is very importantbecause you know why giraffe
starts with a g.
Giraffe starts with a g yeah,he's jewish, I think is he yes
somebody fact check thatjeffrey's stewish is he?
I would love if there was likedeeper lore on some of our
favorite like characterscharacters that we like didn't
know about because, of course,like marketing people, they have

(11:33):
to put effort into likecreating these characters so
they probably have to liketoucan sam.
Right before he got this job,he was laid off like three times
in a row, three times.
It was bad.
This his saving grace.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
He was with a coffee company.
Yeah, he was with what he waswith.
What else would a toucan sellBirdseed?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, he was with Birdseed Company, too close to
home, you'd think it would work.
It didn't work.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
He got the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's what did it you?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
know they spell fruit f-r-o-o-t on fruit loops this
was like a.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
This was like a mandela effect thing right,
people don't know fruit loopit's fruit with two o's.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I do know that because they're trying to say
this ain't fruit, this is fruit.
This is fruit with two o's.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
This has no nutritional value whatsoever,
but it is delicious so yeah, I Iwear.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I started wearing a bikini in my 40s and I I don't
care no more.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I mean I do care, because everybody needs to see
this.
You know this is you know, Hellyeah.
It's you know.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
No more tankinis this is 47.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, tankini is like I don't know.
I mean it's okay if you wearthe tankini, but it is.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Not for day one.
No tankini, strictly notankinis.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, no, I told you.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I have a tankini, strictly some tankinis.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
A few tankinis Strictly.
A few tankinis, but strictly.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Four or five tankinis .
No, I just have one tankini andit's so boring and I wear that
for when I'm going with the kidsand not yeah, you're not trying
to pick up people.
No, I am, am but modestly,modestly picking it's a
different version of whoever'sin the water park.
Sure you know, because, like Iremember, when I wore the first

(13:12):
tankini, I wore uh, I was atlego land.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
What, wait, wait wait , yeah, I came into lego land in
a uh bikini and you switch ohokay, I was like you switched.
Oh okay, I was like youswitched Because they have like
a water park.
Do they really that where?
Wait, which Legoland?
I think there's only oneLegoland.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
There's a Legoland at the Mall of America.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh, that's right, you're from that part of the
world.
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, we're representing the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
We are.
We are, indeed we'rerepresenting the Mall of America
.
It's where I live.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nice Mini Soda, also known as tiny water.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, I think it's water.
Mini Haha is laughing water.
I think Minneapolis orMinnesota, I don't know what
soda means.
Yeah, there wouldn't be anysoda.
There's no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Did I say mini soda means little soda.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh, I think you did.
No, I said little water, littlewater, little soda, oh I think
you did.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
No, I said little water.
Little water, mini soda likeback in the day they used to
have the four ounce or yeah fourounce cans and stuff, I guess
they still have those.
They've got the little tiny thelike eight ounce skinny though
now the little bullets they usedto be short and squat oh, those
were fun, those were so it waslike a half of a can, a half a
can.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I loved those when I was 10 as much.
Yeah, I can have.
It was a little treat.
Yeah, it's a little treat.
It was was a little treat.
Yeah, it was a little treat.
It was such a little treat.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm going to get bad today.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, exactly I'm going to get bad today, but yeah
, so I got on the slide atLegoland.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
In your tankini.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
No, this was a bikini .

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Sorry, I can't keep up.
This was the bikini.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I got in the bikini.
I go down the slides with mykids.
And I didn't realize.
I bottomed out at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Wait.
What does that mean when you?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
slide down.
It was not that much water, soI'm like skidding on my booty.
I'm like a rock, like someoneskipped a rock.
I'm hitting the bottom.
I'm like boom, boom, boom boom.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Did you get like plastic burn on your butt?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
No, not that part.
I hit the bottom of the pool.
It was okay because you know Igot enough cushion you got some
stuff I would have died.
That would have killed me andthen I get up and there's so
much water inside my body nowyou gotta clench your butt
that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I read that in a book one time.
They were like if you ever haveto jump off a really high cliff
, make sure you hold your buttcheeks together.
Yes, oh, and you also have ajoke about it.
But I also remember this worstcase scenario handbook right
yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yes, that's where I learned it and I was like I was
in that kind of danger at achildren's water park.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I didn't either, but I was like I don't know what
adulthood holds for me.
Maybe there'll be a lot of high, I'll be a lot of chases and
I'm gonna have to jump that'swhat I thought my adulthood was
gonna be based on the children'sadventure adventure a lot of
adventure.
There's not enough adventure inadult life.
Everything's too boring.
There's some adventure oh yeahthere is.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I guess it depends.
What's your adventure?
My adventure there is, I guessit depends.
I'm seeking what's youradventure?
My adventure is just getting upin the day.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I never know what's gonna happen.
See, that's the rightperspective.
That is the right perspectiveto have.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You never know, like as a parent, especially as a
single parent you don't knowwhat you're gonna wake up to.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
So true you might wake up to Mama.
I Frode Up.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Mama, I've grown up Classic.
Yeah, there's that, or puked on, or just somebody's wet for no
reason.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Mystery, mystery, moisture.
There's wet on the floor.
No one knows why.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Sometimes it's nothing.
Sometimes they are quiet, butusually you have to wake up for
another really exciting activity, like whatever they're into.
I got a call.
My son is staying with hisgrandma.
I got a call in the middle ofthe night at 1.30 am.
Mom, I can't sleep.
The neighbors are arguing and Ican hear every word.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Ooh, any hot gossip.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I said that I was like, is there any cussing?
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
what's happening?
What did they?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
say exactly, and he was like I don't know, but I
heard it all listen harder.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I know I was like you have a story now to lull you to
sleep.
That sounds wonderful.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
You have an iphone.
Can you voice record?
Yeah, come on, send it he wasscared, he was scared and it is.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
That is scary depending on the level of the
fight, right, if it's toointense, if it's like a scary
fight, that's not fun whenyou're little yeah, and so I
asked his sister.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I said, can he sleep in your room?
And she said yeah, and then hetold me the next day, as soon as
we hung up the phone, she saidhow about?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
no, oh, that is ice cold and, honestly, a really,
really great strategy, becauseit worked she said but actually
no oh my god, sick.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
It was sick, so like I don't know, I just uh back to
the bikinis um, yeah, bring itback I just I feel like I would
like to be in my bikini rightnow, but I don't like to have my
bare bottom right on a chair.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, especially a metal chair in the heat.
A metal chair in the heat isnot a good situation.
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And then the other thing I wanted to talk to you
about is this when do you stand?
What generation are you a partof?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Ev I was born in 1991 , so I'm a millennial.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Okay, so woo.
Woo-woo so where are you at onthis sock debate?
Ankle, sock crew, sock debate,oh my.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
God guys, okay, ankle , sock crew, sock debate.
I'm so glad you brought this up.
This is so important to me andI'm not exaggerating, it's
important to me too.
It's very important so a debate.
When I was little, I wanted morethan anything in the world
because I was a little closetedtrans child.
I was like I just want to becool, I want to be accepted.
So I like internalizedspecifically ankle socks so

(18:35):
deeply that I still wear them tothis day.
I don't think that one is likebetter than the other.
I just I've got some, somehigher ones.
I've been, you know, takingrisks, yeah, in the sock
department.
Yes, but I did truly, Iinternalized that so hard as
like a cool thing when I was inlike fourth grade.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
So I definitely still ride for the ankle sock uh see,
that's the thing for me, in myopinion, is this I did feel
shocked when I, when it wasfirst when you first saw them.
No, when I said people werelike oh people, old people wear
ankle socks, is what was saidyeah, old people wear ankle
socks, and I was offended alittle bit, but then I looked in

(19:15):
my drawer.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Full of ankle socks.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
The back story on the ankle socks is not being
captured in mainstream media.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, this is true.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
So mainstream media doesn't know what happened
before ankle.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
What did happen?
Because I don't know if I wason.
I wasn't online yet the preludeto the ankle sock.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
There was no other sock.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
There was just.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
The short one or a tube sock.
There were two types Everybodyin the family wears the same
damn socks.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh yeah, the short ones that had like a thick band
that hugged your ankle, keptyour ankle, kept your little
foot bone warm in my day.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Those were like ankle socks yeah and then that's all
you had.
And then you had a tube, whichis what people used to do.
Now there's so many tube socksclassic one family, one bag of
socks and that's how we operatedtoo.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
We had a sock bin, and I've actually instituted
this at my house now.
We just have a big ass bin fullof socks let's not you know
that's not yeah colonialist mindcome on let's all share socks
what let's.
Hey, let's take it a stepfurther.
Neighborhood sock bin okay, nottoo far neighborhood too far,
too far.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Come on, let's build community.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, you don't want to got a thick toenail and don't
want to talk about and it'slike a weird color and you're
like spray something on that mydaughter's boyfriend came over
my daughter knows how I feelabout that thick toenail.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
He was wearing flip-flops and I was meeting him
and I looked at him.
I was like hi, hi, hi, and Isaw the toe.
It was so thick did you addressit?
No, and then I saw her and shesaw me see the toe oh, oh, no
and she looked at me and she waslike no.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
You guys didn't have a contingency plan for when this
would come up.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
No flip-flops in the house.
She knows how I feel about thethick toe yeah, and she goes mom
later on.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
mom, it's not a fungus, it's because he dropped
a weight on it.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's never been the same.
I was like, no, I don't thinkso.
No, that's fungus, baby.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Why is it like a beautiful shade of green?
I was like why does it changecolor?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Why does it change color in the light?
Why do I want to paint mybedroom that color?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Why has it got so many ridges?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Come on, yeah, the ridges, both horizontal and
vertical, looks like baleen,Like a whale's tooth.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Basically it does look like a whale's tooth.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Have you seen a whale's tooth?
I have, because I'm fascinatedby the way that whales eat krill
and I want to do that Same.
Wow, this is our connection,our divine connection.
It's through whales.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's the whale teeth.
For me, the whale teeth are so,because they're not really
teeth.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
They're freaky, they're just filtery.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh, they're really teeth.
They're freaky, they're justfiltery.
Oh my God, I'm thinking about alot of scary things right now.
And at the Seattle Aquarium,shout out to the Seattle.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Aquarium.
I do love the Seattle Aquarium.
They have one there.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I missed that.
Look at it real close and touchit.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I feel upset because I was just at the Seattle
Aquarium and I fully missed that, and I love whales.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You didn't see the whale exhibit.
No, no, I thought I did very atthe very end there's a very jaw
of a shark.
What the hell did I miss it?
I don't know we did because,but it's gonna be.
They're expanding the aquariumsgood they might have a few more
.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Uh whale teeth I need to see.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I need more whale teeth yes, so yeah, I was
thinking um back to back to thebikini, um it all hinges on the
bikini tankini debate.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's what it all comes back to.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's kind of like uh, you know, it's kind of
oppressive, the amount ofbathing suit options.
Yeah, what am I going to do?
Tankini bikini.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
One piece Shorts, shorts, board shorts.
Be a cool, chill surfer girl.
They have pants, swim pants.
That's what I need because I'mso I get sunburned so easily for
people who sunburned.
Or modesty, yeah, or modestywhich you know I am, you are
quite modest modest, modestfellow quite modest.
Yes, so I'm never exposed myelbows.
Yeah, this is a big day for me.

(22:55):
You almost wore a mockturtleneck today a linen mock
turtleneck.
Who asked for the mock?
I love the mock.
I don't know what you'retalking about.
I love a mock show of hands.
Who likes a mock turtleneck?
Yeah, see what.
You were on my side momentsearlier and now you're my mortal
enemy, remember it wasn'tbikini, we were talking about
the sock, so before, so the tubesock right the the ankle sock

(23:19):
is the mock of the sock.
The the middle one, the the notfull ankle.
That's the mock.
No see, this is where wediverge.
This is where we diverge.
This is where we split.
This is where we yeah, this iswhere we do not.
We never speak to each otheragain.
To each other again.
This is the end.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Well, it's been fun so what happened was they were
not available.
No show socks were notavailable, and thus available.
No show socks were notavailable, and thus that's
fascinating.
At that time, a lot of peoplewanted to wear a running sneaker
like an air max or an airpegasus of that nature, and they
don't want it to be distractedby a white sock.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Wow, so that that's the true origin?
I know, but you think so, thenthey started.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
they barely started making uh, uh, no socks.
That's what I mean by anklesocks.
I think that's what people meanby old people wear ankle socks.
It's more like almost like ano-show, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
The ones with the scoop neck, if you will, the
scoop neck socks that just gothe boat, neck the boat neck
socks that go all the way downto your big toe so that you can
wear loafers.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
No, not that one, I'm talking about the one that
comes up to the ankle, but itgoes under the ankle.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yes, okay, so those are ankle socks.
Those are no-show socks.
They were like the internet ofsocks.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Everybody had to get on those because you could
highlight your legs.
It makes your legs look longer.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
That was another thing.
People said oh my God, what,what?
Two inches, an inch.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I mean, I don't know how many inches am I hiding
behind these socks, probablylike three I'd have to see a
before and after, before, after.
Before, after I'm showing mysocks right now too.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
So it's actually hard for me to wear these socks
right now.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I feel a certain level of discomfort when I feel
the sock coming up.
It's weird.
Before the no-show sock came tobe, people used to have to fold
their sock under their shoe.
Everybody did that.
I think that I did that in anattempt to achieve the no-show.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
sock People in the audience have said yes.
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
So that's where it came and that's why I think
that's what led to the passionbehind the ankle socks.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And now people hate them.
But I'm like I think there'sstill a place for ankle socks in
this crazy world.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I like it because it does make the legs look good.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think it looks nice .
Sometimes I want people to seethe base of my foot.
You don't know what I'm doingdown there.
You don't know Been working onit.
It is the clavicle the.
You don't know Been working onit.
It is the clavicle the anklebone is the clavicle of the foot
.
As I said, I'm very modest, sothis is all I'm working with.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
It's just like oh, my word.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, this is quite racy for me, right.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, I would say, yeah, there's that.
But I also was high sock also,which is I was 18 when I got
this leg tattoo and I got it atthe height because it was right
above my doc martens oh nice.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
So how high were those ones?
How much like, how like, allthe way up the calf I don't know
.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
You could see my tattoo.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
The tattoo is on my oh yeah, okay, yeah, that's like
standard.
I feel like, yeah, these arelike standard tube socks.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes, that's what I need, that's what I want to
bring it back is every stop withthis consumerism.
Every family is issued a bag oftube socks.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yes, everybody gets.
Yes, I agree completely.
I've always said that socksshould be government issued and
I'm not making that up.
I think everybody should justget like socks every month.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I think it's fucked up that we have to pay for them,
but like nice socks.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Good socks.
Yes, government will spendtheir money wisely in this case,
because we need a padded, weneed a thin, we need, yeah,
something for every season,something for different
occasions, a birthday sock.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
But then, if every family wears the same socks,
there will never be any problems.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Wait, why no cross-contamination of the foot
fungus?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
No, because you'll realize how much think about how
much more how inefficient it isto match socks.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Ugh I.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You can just grab any sock and put it on any brother.
But then they feel different.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
They feel different on each foot.
That doesn't bother you.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It does, but I don't care, you work through it
because you care about theplanet.
No, I don't care.
Yes, I care about the planet.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Almost got you there.
I care I care about the planet.
I do care.
Yes.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
But I just feel that it takes a lot of time to match
socks.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
It does, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
There's so much in my life that has to do with
getting socks from here to there.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, that's a whole job.
Let's just all wear the samesocks.
Yeah, oh, so your idea forsocks is that they should be
government issued, so that everysock is the same.
That's your idea.
Is that what you?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
mean, every sock is the same.
I see.
See, I love that idea, I thinkthat's great and we can do that
with socks.
We can't do that with people.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
We can.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
No, well, you know, we can always know which one
person in the family is alwaysharder on their socks than
others, right?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
There's always one person in the family that goes
threadbare Oof.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
You do.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Well, you know why?
It's because I'm like, why am Ibuying socks?
And I get mad that I have tobuy socks, see.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
And I put it off until there's a pair of socks
you know how much socks?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
They're expensive $25?
.
And they're behind glass.
Now Target is like I'm going tojust lock away these
necessities.
I was like Jesus, that's dark.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, so this is why we got to take it to the
government.
Yeah, because we are being,we're like Target is not.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
They're not giving listen up.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's how I feel about organic food, though you
know how it says.
Everywhere they say organic isbest.
Organic is where you're at.
If you eat conventional, youmight as well be eating dirt.
Yeah, they don't really pump upconventional.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
All organic, but if you can't afford organic and you
walk into a store and it's likeand you want a waxy red pepper.
That should be your prerogativeI buy the waxy red peppers well
, no, I'm talking about likesome, you know, like some some
some strawberries, sure, likeeven I went to the store.
The strawberries were likethey're a store not far from

(29:15):
here.
Strawberries were 16 what?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
yes, that's like arowan.
Those are arowan numbers what'sarowan?
It's that freaky grocery storein LA where everything's like
$40 minimum.
You walk in and you're like Iwill have a salad.
Well then, I'm eatingeverything.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm just going to go in and just start eating, just
eat it live, eat it live.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
You're like I'm testing this.
I'm not testing, just pretendyou're the inspector.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's like this banana or an orange or something like
that.
I've seen somebody come outwith a watermelon.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh, they're like I thought this was part of it.
I thought this was part of it.
I'm going to try a kombucha andI'm like there's fruit in here.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm a child with a dragon fruit.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I was like jesus how you gonna eat that yeah, crack
it open.
I don't think that's for thefamily.
No, um, yeah, so then I don'tknow, I just feel like that
about organic, but now we canjust go back to the socks.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Back to the socks, but you know what I'm saying,
though, about the organic I mean, yeah, people should be able to
buy whatever they want.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
You know, like if they, because I, I don't.
I personally don't buy organicbecause it's expensive, but I
know it's better but do we know?
Well, that's the thing issometimes so.
I worked at this restaurant andwe were certified organic by
the USDA, but that doesn'tnecessarily mean that you have
to provide a certain amount oforganic food.
It just means that you have toproperly separate the organic

(30:39):
from the conventional food andmake sure there's no opportunity
for cross-contamination.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
So, even though we were like super organic
Conventional food taints theorganic food.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, that's the idea , because there's like
pesticides and stuff in it.
So people would be like, oh,certified organic and like we
did have a lot of organic stuff.
It was like I think 90% of ourfood was organic, but that
certification like wasn'tactually like giving you, like
saying you're getting allorganic food.
It's just like we practice likeseparation and make sure that
stuff is not going tocontaminate each other, so

(31:09):
that's good to know, yeahbecause some you can.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
You can't say oh, you could say you're organic.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
You can't say you're certified yeah, exactly, you got
to get certified by the usda sowhere do we stand now on this
socks?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
are you still doing ankle?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I have ankle, for you know, when it's laundry day,
baby, sometimes I gotta throw anankle on if I'm going to the
gym.
I don don't know, but I've beentaking risks.
I have.
I've been buying other socksand celebrating that what height
?
Like probably about what yougot going on right now.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Maybe a little bit above the ankle.
A little bit above the ankle.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Just a little, just a taste.
You know, I don't want to divein, just dip my toe.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, I think so.
I just do these.
I like knee-high socks, I kindof like that cholo vibe.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, pull them all up All the way, all the way,
baby, if you have the stripes onthem, it reminds me of the
compression socks.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah they can be.
I think mine are compressionsocks.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Double up.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I'm in the compression sock era of my life.
What?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
does it help?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Because it helps with your like.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
So do you get like tingly and you're like legs and
stuff, like because forcirculation and stuff, right,
yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
My mom has just been having me wear compression socks
since I was little, oh smart.
She tried to get me to wear.
She tried it when I was acheerleader in high school.
She tried to get me where thosenude, tight compression tights
that are not.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
What are those?
What are you compressing?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
just the whole leg because I always had this little
varicose vein ever since I wasa kid.
She's like you're going to getso many varicose veins stomping
around like that.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Is that what it's from stomping?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, because we're like stomping hard.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
And it moves your blood too quickly through the
tubes in your leg and then itbecomes.
I need the medicated tights.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yes, that is what happens the hospital issued
medicated the medical tightswhile I'm every girl's dream yes
, cheerleading in medical,medical tights?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
hey, but how many?
Varicose veins do you have now?
I don't there it is, baby.
That's the power of the medicalgrade tights.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, you gotta bust out the tights again every time
I say that, though, watch me getoff this chair and my whole leg
just that's how I, anytime Isay like I don't have some, it's
like very shortly after yeah,you gotta knock on wood.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, that's so fascinating because I always
thought that was like playingreverse psychology with god.
That's how I always interpretedit.
I was like, if I say this thingis gonna happen, or if I'm
really worried something's gonnahappen, it's not gonna happen.
I've convinced myself thatthat's true.
That's a trick that you guyscan try.
It doesn't always work, but heyit's something to do with
something to do with your brain.
Yeah, you know, you gotta playgames with.

(33:39):
You.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Gotta play games with your brain the lizard brain
wants what it wants yeah and itwants you to survive at all
costs I think that's what we'velearned.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
You know about the lizard brain.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Isn't that just like the idea that you like the just
the purely biological part ofyour brain that's like eat,
sleep, survive, survive, yeah,replicate, yeah, okay, and do it
and do it, but that's like whywe get scared kind of like,
sometimes too.
Is that like the id versus the?
No clue about that, no clue.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I don't even know id and ego.
I know ego.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Ego is the bad guy.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
The bad guy.
I think so.
I thought it was every guy.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Every guy.
Well, yeah, that can be arguedas well.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, I know ego, but I don't know about id.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
The lizard brain is interesting.
Oh, I had a point about it andnow't.
No, I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I can't remember either, but do you want to talk
about Pretty Woman?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, let's do it.
That's what we're here to talkabout.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Let's talk about Pretty Woman.
How many of y'all have seenPretty Woman Make some noise?
It looks like most people.
You haven't seen it yetRecently.
Anybody seen it recently?
Woo?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Me, me.
We saw it recently.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, we saw it recently.
I watched it For me.
I was alive when it came out.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I was not.
New release it was 90, so I wasbut a twinkle.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, we're just a twinkle Twinkle somewhere.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm not going to say where Sorry Got to keep it
family friendly.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
This is you.
Now I'm going to sit here, I'mgoing to say where my hands are
tied.
Tonight.
My hands are tied, yep, sorry.
I remember when it came out andI was into it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well, it was like a cultural moment, right.
I feel like it was such a bigdeal when it came out right.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
It was just a real mainstream movie.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
It's kind of like Was it Julia Roberts' first kind of
big hit?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Maybe, yeah, okay, she was in this movie called
Mystic Pizza.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Okay, yes, I haven't seen Mystic Pizza, but when I
was little I remember it wouldalways pop up on TV Guide and it
would always be on and I didn'tknow Mystic is the name of the
town, but when I was little Ithought it was about magical
pizza and I was like, why isthis rated R.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You should make some fan fiction about.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Mystic Pizza Witchy Pizza being a witchy pizza.
Witchy pizza, cool, I shouldbut yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
So when it came out I was really into it.
My friend got it on VHS so Iwatched it all the time and so
that's why I know all the songsby heart.
I know all the songs in themovie.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
But the soundtrack is so good it is very good, I'm
not.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'm not joking, like every, every song every track I
hit.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
My favorite being what Wild women do, but I don't
regret it.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I don't know why I went Michael McDonald, but
that's alright.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
It's like wild.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'll go like this Wild women do, and they don't
regret it.
Wild women show what they'regoing through.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Wow, yeah, it's a great soundtrack.
And then Roxette I don't knowit well enough what they're
going through.
Wow, yeah, yeah, it's a greatsoundtrack.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
And then Roxette.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Roxette.
What is that one called again?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Lay a whisper on my pillow, a something of silence
in the bedroom All around.
Touch me now.
I close my eyes.
I dream away.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
It must have been love, but it's over now, see.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yes, it's all coming back to me.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
But, I lost it somehow.
See man, it was.
It was.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's a good soundtrack.
It's good.
I need to listen to it more.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
For those who don't know, but everybody knows, we'll
just review it again.
It's a story of Hooker with aHeart of Gold.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
This is like that's the origin of that.
Is this the origin of that kindof trope?
It's not, it's so old.
Yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
There's one really old black and white movie with
an Asian woman.
Now I forgot what the heck itwas called, but it's the same.
No, it's older than that fromthe 60s.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Or 50s, black and white, I think.
I can't remember what the oneis.
I did a review of that one too,but it's gone back a long, long
time.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Cool From the beginning of writing.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
The Heart of Gold, you know, and so she is on the
street at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Newly on the street.
I believe, right Freshly on thestreet.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Freshly in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
In Hollywood, in Hollywood, I don't know what
street.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
What street did they?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't know Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Boulevard.
Yeah, oh, sure, they were onHollywood.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
The very same um with kit, obviously with kit and she
like walks in and she's like weneed that money to pay our rent
yeah, and she's like we had tohave a party.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
What kind of party did they have with the rent
money?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
yeah, a big party, a huge party.
Yeah, no, it didn't look thathuge.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
No, it was smaller for people she was hosting she
was like carlos was no, carloshas always been hosting.
I spent the rent money.

Speaker 2 (38:30):

Speaker 1 (38:32):
That we keep in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Why did they keep the rent?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
money in the toilet.
Why the toilet?
Maybe they didn't want it toget stolen Break-ins.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh, that's what it was.
Yeah, I don't know.
So basically she gets her firstcustomer, is it?
I thought she'd been doing it.
Oh, maybe it's not her first,but she got her biggest customer
.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, her Richard Gereist customer.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Because of the Lotus, the car is called a Lotus.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh yeah, she's like a car head.
Yeah, that's the other coolthing.
She's a cool girl.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I've never seen one of those in real life, but I
just saw one.
I just saw one In real life andI only know it from the movie
and I got excited.
Now, I don't even know if it'sa fancy car anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I think it is.
Lotuses are nice.
Yeah, I think so.
I think they're nice.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I saw a parent at the kid's school come up in a Lotus
.
The kid was in the back.
I don't know that's where I sawthe second Lotus I've ever seen
.
You reading off Julia Roberts'lines yeah, she's like it's
meant for women.
Yeah, Because our feet are soclose together.
That's what she says.
Do you guys remember that?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Smooth.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
They had some pretty iconic lines.
But yeah, so she hops in thecar, anyway, so she goes out
with Richard Gere.
They fall in love.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
And then Also this movie, richard Gere.
I really didn't give him enoughcredit for how hot he was.
Still is he's a hot.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
That is a beautiful man you know I'm not biased
because I am Tibetan, butRichard Gere loves the Tibetans
does he?
And the Tibetans good for him.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I knew he was a good man he was, he is he's just the
best.
I was like, wow.
I was like this movie is reallyjust about the two of them
being hot.
I feel like somebody was likehow can we get these two on a
poster together, with herleaning on him playfully?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yes, because he was already in so many movies.
I think he was an officer and agentleman.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh, I've never seen that.
That's why you quoted that,Because he's an officer and a
gentleman.
He's both baby.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Sometimes you gotta get one or the other.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
ACAB, except for Richard Gere, for Richard Gere
exactly yeah, so he was hot.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
He was on his hot spot.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
He's really hot.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
And this is what I did want to discuss with you the
hamster Richard Gere and thehamster oh my God, I forgot
about this.
Who did that smear campaign,and was it only for elementary
and middle school kids?
Yes, it was for purveyors ofE-bombs World.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
That was exactly the clientele which, if you're not
familiar with E-Bombs World, itwas like a flash video site from
the early aughts.
Really yeah, you didn't watchE-Bombs World.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
No, man, oh my.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
God, it was a chaotic time a chaotic place.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
It was online.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, it was like an online collection of like funny
videos and games and blah, blahblah.
And there was like funny newsand it was like Richard Gere put
a hamster up his butt orsomething, and I remember the
child being like that.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I have so many questions about the mechanics of
it.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Oh, did you guys not?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
know that.
Yes, it's just like.
Why, though?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well, for sexual pleasure, of course no.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I wasn't assuming it was for carrying on luggage.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, it's like a drug mule situation.
He has the hamster swallow hisdrugs and then he puts the
hamster in his ass.
It's like a turducken of Sorry.
This is supposed to be familyfriendly.
I'm really sorry for anychildren.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
They don't know what turducken means.
Yeah, children don't.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I'm like they don't know what turducken means.
Yeah, children don't.
Well, I'm like don't look upturducken Meanwhile.
It's like a delightful mealthat anybody could.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Human turducken.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Don't look up human turducken.
No, no, no, that's the sequelto Human Centipede Gross.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Never seen that movie or Pretty Woman.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Or.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Pretty Woman yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Was it considered that that was a lie?
Because I always thought thatwas kind of like an agreed like
everybody was like yes.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
So is it a lie Everybody?
I don't know, because it cameout way before that, when I was
growing up.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Can I fact check?
Sorry to go on my phone.
Everybody we need to staypresent.
Is he going?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
to go on 60 Minutes or whatever, and be like I just
want to confirm yes, I'm aBuddhist and the ham true.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, I would love that.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
It was a gerbil.
Oh, my bad Gerbil.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Sorry, that is important.
Yes, what's the difference?
I did look that up recently.
Gerbils and hamsters aredifferent.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Why.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Species.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, the tail.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
One of them has a longer tail right See and so,
hopefully, he used the one withthe tail.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Very smart, it was a gerbil, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
So if anybody says hamster, you know they got the
bad information richard gearbull, more like it boom boom
baby, I got him.
Got him 20 years, later 40years later he's like oh, I
thought you guys were over thatI read him fan mail.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Okay, um, okay.
When I google richard geargerbil, what comes up is it
revives that old rumor.
Where did the Richard GereGerbel rumor come up?
Hollywood myths, richard Gereversus Gerbel how that Gerbel
story.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
It was a fight.
The gerbel's like let me in,he's like no.
She's like let me in, he's likeno.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Something happened.
Yeah, it was a battle, a battleof wits.
We don't know so, based on justan initial Google search, I
cannot confirm or deny thisstory, but we'll look into it
later.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
The reason why I'm saying that is the biggest
scandal he ever had.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Was this.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
No, was that he was pro-Tibet?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And then the gerbil thing, and then the gerbil oh
free Tibet, oh my God, wait,wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
What about someone who puts a gerbil inside of them
?
Dude gerbil.
Okay, the gerbil gerbil gatewas a psyop, obviously because,
the American government waspissed that he was pro-Tibet.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes, so the.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
CIA planted this story.
That is exactly what happened.
The CIA definitely planted thisstory.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
They planted this story, just like they say that
he planted the gerbil in hishouse, I mean it's just like who
was there to tell the tale,Like who's his bestie, God.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
The.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dalai Lama is like sending a text to people has
loose lips, Dalai Lama's like.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I'm incredibly wise, but I also have to tell you this
gossip.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I'm petty and I like to gossip.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I.
But I also have to tell youthis gossip.
I'm petty and I like to gossip.
I'm petty, yeah, incrediblywise and also.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I know this could threaten our mere existence.
But guess what?
I got the tea on Richard Gere.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, Dolly Olam is like I'm not perfect, all right.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
No one's perfect hey nobody's perfect.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I'll lean into my flaws by gossiping about Richard
Gere's butt gerbil.
Something about Richard Gere'sbutt gerbil.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Life is suffering, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
That gerbil knows that.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
That's what I didn't understand.
It's like all of a sudden itcame out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Nowhere.
That's why I say CIA, cia.
If you look back at most things, you're like it was the CIA, it
was the CIA and you know what,now that they're uncovering so
many documents, it truly was.
It was always the cia, thepettiness of some of the stuff
that has been released in thosedocuments like oh, about what
specifically?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
well, you know, they released the, uh, the documents
on martin, luther, king malcolmx oh shit yeah it was.
They're very detailed yeah andthey were really into smear
campaigns.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Well, didn't the american government pay money to
coretta scott king because theywere like my bad yeah.
I thought they like didsomething.
There was like some level of ofblame or like some level of
responsibility that was taken.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I can't confirm or deny that because I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I don't know either.
I feel like I Googled itrecently cause I was like yeah,
cause I thought yeah, anywaythere's a lot of stuff to fact
check later.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Was it a big check?
No, that's the thing it wasincredibly unjust.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
No, it was not a novelty check.
That would be so fucked up.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
There was no novelty check Was it signed CIA?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
It should have been.
I hope they have giant checks.
That's what they do.
I hope they have giant checks.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
What if it's a duplicate?
There's a duplicate floatingaround the office.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
So they're just signing bounce checks to people.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I hope she could cash that thing.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
I don't remember.
I'll look it up later.
There's much to fact check.
Yeah, we have to revisit this,we're going to have to revisit
it.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
A future episode of Dig Moms.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah it's true.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Where are we at now?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Is at now is richard gear.
He's falling in love with thiscool girl who knows cars.
He's tickled by her.
He's tickled by her in the waythat, like any man in a movie,
is by, like the manic pixiedream girl, he's like she knows
about cars yeah, you know, Ifeel like he didn't do that, but
it was basically.
He was more subtle, he wascooler yeah, I don't think she's
a manic pixie dream girl, butshe's very much.
He's very much like oh, you'renot like other hookers, you know

(46:52):
what I mean, or something.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah, right.
It's pretty much like thatYou're not like other women, I
think.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, in general, because he's just like running
through.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
So basically they give us this backstory, at least
by innuendo that he's had a lotof relationships.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yes, and they all end badly.
Yes, that's right, because he'slike my ex-wife is in my
ex-house with my ex-dog.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah.
And my current girlfriend ismoving out of my apartment right
now and on the phone call hewas like his wife or his
girlfriend was like I can't beat your beck and call, and then
he says that again later toJulia Roberts.
He's like I need you to be atmy beck and call and she's like
I just want to be your beck andcall.
Blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
So I'm like, oh, blah , blah, blah, I want to be your
beck and call girl.
Yes, your beck and call girl.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Exactly, and to me I'm like this guy.
I mean he kind of sucks right,Because he's you.
You dress in a way that I don'tlike or find attractive, so you
have to go shop for all thesefancy clothes.
And also, you're better thanthis shaming her occupation.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, you're better than this blah blah, and then he
thought she was doing drugs.
What drugs was she doing inthere, was he thinking, oh yeah,
she like had a, yeah, she wasflossing what was.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I don't even remember that scene started ozempic
early, early ozempic mention oh,did you say ozempic?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
oh, no, I think it was.
It was tooth floss it was flossbut he thought it might be he
thought it was drugs.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
She was using drugs you don't know none about drugs.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
No, yeah, he's, he's sober fully, he's straight edge
baby only thing so I've noticedthis with a lot of older movies,
even current movies the onlything that the, the main heart
throb, or whatever, the maincharacter man, the main man, the
main man always has like all heis is nice he's just a nice guy

(48:40):
.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
They're just nice he's just a nice guy with a ton
of money, that's it, just a niceguy with a ton of money who's
gonna tell you even?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
that nice, because a whole time he's like stop
fidgeting.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, exactly, he's always trying to correct her and
like have her be in a way thatlike is acceptable for his
environments, which I don't lovebecause, like, really fast
forward, the outfit is chillyeah, the outfit is.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It's so cool and sexy and fun and everybody in the
everybody on rodeo drive waslike freaking out.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
It was too much.
They've never seen a hip bonebefore.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yeah, they're like clavicle wear.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
But yeah, so she went out.
I just think that like thefunny thing that I think that
was even for that time, Iremember it is when she goes he
says how much for all night.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Because she was nervous.
She's like a hundred right.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
No 300?
.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
She goes you can afford me.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
And he goes.
What did he say?
Surprise me.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
She could have said like $15,000.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, she goes, surprise me, she goes $300.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Come on 1990.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That wasn't even that much money then.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I was like 300?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Come on, you couldn't afford it.
What kind of businessman didshe think he was in the
penthouse?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
what did he end up?
Paying her 300?
He didn't give her extra 3 000.
He gave her 3 000 for the weekfor the week, but she said all
night, yeah, okay no, becauseshe remember she goes, she goes.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I would have done it for two and he said I would have
, I would have paid.
I would have done it.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, I would have done it for two.
And he said I would have paid.
I would have done it.
Yeah, I would have done it forfour.
I would have paid four.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Four Wow, $4,000,.
I hope, oh my heart, $4 million.
No just $4,000?
I would have paid four.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Really Wow, wow.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
You have buildings and stuff.
Yeah, he's like he's all in hishead about how he doesn't make
anything.
So then he's like I'm not goingto actually make this deal, me
and this old guy are going to gointo business together and make
ships.
I was like what the fuck kindof business?
Sorry, what the frick kind ofbusiness.
What?
Kind of business?
Are we running here All?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
of a sudden, we're doing ships now.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, I was like I didn't know you could pivot in
the same meeting.
Now you're just you're a shipmaker.
You're a ship manufacturer,yeah it was fast, it was so fast
.
I was like you got to thinkabout this before you completely
switch your career.
Yes, you don't know.
You got to like work up inships.
I feel like you need to know,learn a little bit about ships
he's rich, he could do whateverhe wants.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
He can, yeah, he can just buy the knowledge yeah, he
could buy the knowledge.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, or the workers, or the workers buy it all
company see, I guess in the endof the day he's not making chips
, he's still just sellingcompanies, selling companies and
taking apart, wow.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
But I think that the shopping scene is probably the
most iconic scene.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, memorable scene , of course, or when she's
singing in the in the bathtub.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
But let's, let's talk about the shopping scene first
singing in the bathtub yeah,that always felt really iconic
to me.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
No, when she's got her headphones on and she's
singing prince, yeah, oh, kiss,yeah.
No, I didn't like it.
No, when she's got herheadphones on and she's singing
Prince.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, kiss, oh Kiss yeah, no, I didn't like it
because it sounds like she drankmilk and just started singing.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh, you know how sometimes she had like a thick
throat or whatever.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
You know how sometimes people have a bubble
in their throat and they keeptalking.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yeah, Like take a break, and I love when that
happens, frankly.
I think, it's funny and I tryto maintain the timbre of my
voice.
And it's hard.
I try to keep the bubble.
It's really tough.
It's a difficult task.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
But you have to drink milk before.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
No, I've achieved it with other liquids.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Well, I'll just say like for me if someone else does
it, it's kind of distractingand I don't like it, Especially
when you're singing yeah that'sfair, but when?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I do it.
It's funny, See, you get it.
You want to maintain it.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well, you know how people keep going, like my dad
would always keep talking eventhough he's burping and stuff.
Yeah, I hate that.
Do you need to take a?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
minute dad Reminds me of talking to like frat dudes
at a party in college.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
What are you doing?
Yeah, my dad will be like Didyou just puke in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
man, it's scary.
Give him a mic next time.
Do some ASMR.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Well, he did Never mind.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
He would be okay with me talking about his.
Yeah, go back in time and givehim a mic.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
He knows, my dad had a gallbladder surgery before he
died.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
After he died Perfect time to do it, because you
don't have to put him under he'salready gone.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
But he had a gallbladder surgery and the
doctor had these pictures of thegallbladder when they took it
out and all the stones that wereinside.
There were so many stones.
So I took a picture of it andmy dad goes what are you doing
over there?
I was like nothing, he goes did.
You took a picture of it and mydad goes what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
over there, I was like nothing he goes.
Did you take a?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
picture of something I was like no.
And then, at that time Of yourorgans, I posted it, you put it
on blast.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I was like look how many stones my dad got that is
so intimate To show the world,to show the world wide web the
insides of your father.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
It's perfect, just your organs and my dad was like
he.
When he got home out of thehospital he was like you did
post that oh my god, how manydays was it up.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Did you take it down?
No, it's in my, it's there,it's forever.
Can I find it?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
yeah, sure, I'm so scared.
Funny because he, he was likescared, but he liked it scared
of being exposed but then heliked that I put it up there.
I could tell he kind of laughedhe liked the attention well, I
used to always do that kind ofstuff, like I would roast my dad
all the time yeah I was like Ialways used to say my dad had
diarrhea all the time that's the.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I feel like most dads do, my dad did, I was just like
I'm constantly no, I'mseriously.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I'm outside of the bathroom.
I'm like do you ever have asolid stool?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
my guy I think that's just the dad experience.
Yeah, that's just being afather that's all he did.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
And then one time I find this like stool softener at
his house and I go is thisstool?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
softener you're like, you do not need to soften
anything what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
he's like oh, it's on my facebook, that's how old it
is yeah, and he goes, I'm goingback and he goes, he goes.
Oh yeah, I need stool softener.
I thought I had diarrhea allthe time I thought that's what
you said.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Wait, so why did he have it?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
He was just using the bottle to put other stuff
inside of it is what he said.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Oh sure, hide it in the stool softener.
Okay, he's really putting outthe wrong vibe to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
We were traveling internationally.
We were traveling in tibet,okay yeah and I was digging
through his bag because I waslooking for some advil, I pulled
out the stool softener and I godad, you need stool softener,
you need stool hardener, theibuprofen's inside there I was
like okay, but I also I alsograbbed inside there.
My dad had like all like 50condoms oh my god, so many

(55:09):
condoms Ready to go you out herein Tibet.
Huh, You're just going to pickup.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
What did you think you guys were going to be doing
what we're doing?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
You never know what you might run into.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Well he was going to be protected.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, got to have that stool softener and the
condoms on you at all times.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Just living that dad life yeah that's dad life baby
dad life.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
My favorite dad medical story is that my dad
went into the doctor one timebecause he had back pain, like
really bad back pain, and theytook an x-ray.
And the doctor sat him down andlike pointed at the picture and
was like see all this whitestuff right here.
Just kind of pointed to hislike torso, he's like see all
this white stuff, that's all gas, that's gas.
My dad just had gas.

(55:51):
It has a look, shows up on thex-ray.
And my dad didn't have anythingwrong with him.
He literally just had gas.
What do you mean?
They went to the doctor.
They were like there's nothingwrong with you, but you do have
a lot of gas, so much so thatit's showing up on the x-ray.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Well, have you ever seen that when cows get like
that, they make a littleincision and they let it all out
?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
That is the scariest thing in the world to me, and I
hate that.
I know that and I hate that.
You reminded me of this.
Yeah Well, isn't that like oneof the reasons why climate
change is happening?
I'm not lying, I learned aboutthis.
Yes, I took one climate changeclass in college, so I'm an
expert and in that class Iremember being shocked by how
much the methane produced fromcows affects the climate.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I don't know.
We have to get some true factson that.
We have a lot to fact check.
People have said that to methat cows cause.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Climate change.
Climate change, it's not thestraws people, it's the cows.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Probably a little bit , but is it not the cars?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Oh, it's for sure, the cars.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
You know what it was it's not industry we're just
worried about.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
They're not like first in the game.
They're not, like you know,taking home the gold.
When it comes to ruining theearth.
They're down a few, you know,but I just remember being like,
wow, it's happening enough andit's bad enough that it's like
in the top 10 so why did thatletting the gas out bother you
so much?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Because I think it's so scary.
You were like the ozone layer.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
No, Cutting open an animal to let out gas that is so
horrifying to me.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Nothing scarier.
So you're saying, though, theyshould keep it inside so that it
doesn't go out.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
I don't care.
Either way, I don't want tothink about it.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Like at all.
All right, you're one of those.
Yeah, don't care either way.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I don't want to think about it Like at all.
Alright, you're one of those,huh yeah, I'm like, do what you
think is best and I will closemy eyes.
Yeah, I'm like don't show me.
Don't show me the horrors, thehorrors of the hamburger that I
eat.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Well, now I'm really thinking about it.
That brings us back to RichardGere, the bourgeoisie class gear
the yes, yes, he sends her out.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
He would never watch a cow get released.
He would never do it he wouldnever.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
He's too rich for that.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
He's too rich he's too rich, he would pay someone
to.
I don't know what weird realityI've concocted, where somebody
has to bear witness to the gasletting of the cows but here we
are.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
The video age of everything is on social media
yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
So somebody's videotaping it and putting it up
.
I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
I've seen many videos You've seen videos of it.
Yeah, reels, that's what Ithought you were going to.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
See, we have to stop talking because my phone is
right here and I'm going tostart getting served like ads
for like Cattle.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Cow gas.
Yeah, cow gas yeah, there'slike a new app, there's a new
app, there's a new, there'smedicine.
You like cows letting off gas?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
we all your cow updates right here.
I don't want to watch it.
I swear this is gonna happen.
I'm worried.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I know it happens.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
People don't know about that but it does happen
that thing's listening have youever had your phone?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
just like go say that again yes, and I'm like I
wasn't talking you, I wasn't nottalking to you.
No, it's creepy.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Because the phone knows everything about you.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Everything.
It knows more about you thanyou know about you.
You think about that.
It knows what you watch, whenyou watch it, what time.
It knows when you pause it,when you rewind it, when you
play the scene again and againand again.
Cia, yeah, it knows when yousnore.
Oh, mine definitely knows whenI snore.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
It knows when you lie .
Do you know what I have?
I have a sleep app that listensto all my noises and you know
what it did.
Actually, this is a greatquestion for this group because
I feel like maybe some peoplehere might have a use for this.
So I have a sleep app and itrecords like it's supposed to
listen to my movements so thatit can tell me the perfect time
to wake up, so that I'm not likedeep in my REM sleep.
It works.

(59:34):
I don't know if it's a placebo,but it works, so I use it.
It also records and it'll belike you slept talk and then you
can play a thing and you canhear yourself sleep talking,
right?
Anyway, I got an update of theapp one time.
What, what did you say?
It records you coughing,snoring, like everything,
Nothing.
I don't really sleep talk.
I was Ezra or something.
But I got an update on thephone and it was like look at

(59:55):
your weekly report.
And I opened it up and it madea mix, a compilation of all the
times I coughed throughout theweek.
I was like who is this for?
Am I going to email this to mydoctor?
To be like you gotta take alook at this.
I didn't come ill, I was justlike.
This doesn't make any sense.
Who would that be for?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Nobody.
It reminds me of Ferris Bueller.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Yeah, it was very Bueller-esque.
I should have loaded it up intoa little beat thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
On a MIDI, but it's really yours, it's really me
that's the dream.
Or my dad or your dad.
Yeah, having a conversation,Take a Prilosec dude.
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
I'm saying Too much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Did you do anything for the 4th of July?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
No, not really Barbecued.
It was a Thursday and I had towork today.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
So I was like this is dumb.
Do we celebrate 4th of July?

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
No, I just don't really want to, because we just
said Juneteenth no, I just don'treally want to.
Juneteenth, like, well, let'sjust do that on june.
Yeah, I agree, and I just likeI don't know.
Every year that passes I'm lessenthused.
I just don't want to celebrate,I'm like this is not.
You never want to celebratewhen I was little, I was like
fireworks and stuff but, as I,as I became an adult, I was like
, oh, I don't actually want tocelebrate this all of pride
month.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
You got june yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
And then fucking Fourth comes in like a boner
killer.
Yeah, totally.
I'm like we were just gay asecond ago and now we're
patriotic.
That's so fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That's just mean, I was driving up north and I was
next to this guy.
I came up from behind.
He had the full Pledge ofAllegiance on the back of his
truck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Because you got to remember.
No, it's so.
Yeah, Gotta remember it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
And I think it's funny that it was so drilled
hard in my brain.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah, I never forget that shit, and neither of my
kids have any idea.
Oh, they haven't had to do it.
No, they have no idea they'relike what?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
And I was like you don't do the allegiance pledge
it of America.
Not to the flag.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the.
United States of America.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
And to the republic for which it stands.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
One nation under God.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Indivisible, wow, we all know.
Indivisible under God, verydivisible, so divisible.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
We're really devised right now.
We're, on that, devised tip.
Yeah, for real, we've neverbeen more divisible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
We're devised up, yes , truly.
So it's like that doesn't evenDoesn't track.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
No, it doesn't resonate.
What I did learn, though, isthat yesterday is the 100th year
anniversary of the Caesar saladbeing invented, so that's
something to celebrate, in myopinion.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
I love a Caesar salad .
I love a Caesar salad.
Don't pre-dress it, though.
Dress it when I'm about to eatit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah, well, pre-dress it.
Yeah, it gets soggy.
Yeah, it gets really soggy,have you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
ever had a table-sized Caesar.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
No, is it fun?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Where do they do it Cheesecake?
Mostly at steak places.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Okay, I gotta do that , I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
So if you go to a steakhouse, they will make it.
They take a garlic clove andthey put it all around this
wooden salad bowl.
Toss that thing they make.
They make the dressing in thebottom I right I'm.
They do lemon right there, I'mfloating they make the whole
thing right there with egg andeverything, and then with the
egg you know or even guacamole.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Some places do guacamole I'm less interested in
that because I feel like guaccan chill for a while.
But the caesar I am interestedin because, as you say, it's
better when it's fresh it's sogood.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Do you know what I doing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Because I feel that croutons are kind of big and
sometimes it's hard to get agood crouton with a big chunk of
lettuce with the dressing andeverything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
The ratio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
The ratio.
So I've been doing Caesarsalads with breadcrumbs and I do
like a little caper breadcrumbwhat are you talking about?
Or do a little garlic?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
bread crumb.
You're saying it's just crumbsyeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It's easier, I'm going to make it for you, and
then you'll believe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
You know what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Like on the top of a pie, like a crumble.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah, but it's savory .

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
It's savory.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I mean, I mean it's salty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
I mean, if you made me a salad I'd be into it.
I'll make it for you Because Ilove a Caesar salad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
It's just like pre-chewed.
Think about it that way, thenyou don't have to chew your
crouton.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Okay, now I'm off.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, you're like, that's the experience, that's
the whole experience.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I like it when, to be honest, at Nordstrom's Cafe up
top they have this little pieceof Parmesan bread.
Ooh, I don't know, it lookslike Parmesan that's been melted
and it turns into a bread.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Wow, oh, like a little crisp.
A crisp, that's the word.
I've made the crisps before.
Yeah, and you know that's youknow cause.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
You know I'd be on that keto life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
No, okay, I was like that doesn't sound right, okay,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
You just do cheese In 2021?
.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I've seen so much cheese as bread, cheese as bread
, cheese as bread People beinglike, or chicken as bread.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I've seen chicken as bread, that chicken sandwich
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Which I guess works if you just want, like, double
the chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I like this, but like minus the bread, yeah, and plus
chicken Just add the chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
So then is it the chicken bread price.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Bread is expensive now too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
That's true, just like everything else, you might
as well just put chicken instead.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Of bread.
Yeah, the chicken is lessexpensive, so yeah, so what were
we just talking about?
Fourth of July?
And then we're going to go backto Pretty Woman a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Yeah, what did you do for the fourth?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I didn't do nothing, I just prepared for this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yeah.
Yeah I did do a little karaokeby myself in the front yard.
What did you sing?
I did last night?
I sang uh, alone by heart.
Oh nice, because we talkedabout that, because I was alone.
Yeah, how do I get you alone?
That's a good one.
What's that other one?
Um, just all solo songs yes,yes, about being alone.

(01:05:31):
So what other ones Alone Heart.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Olivia.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Rodrigo, good For you .
Nice, some teen on that blockneeded to hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah, it's hard to sing.
I was just trying to get mybreath work right for the next
time I'm at karaoke.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Oh yeah, because it's a screamer, you've got to
really put your all into it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
You've got to be standing up.
I've been doing it and it's.
I've been losing my breath.
Is it too high or is it in?

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
your range.
No, it's because she has a lotof breath control.
She can do without taking abreath.
Yeah, and good for you, yeahshe's really hitting every
syllable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
There's no break, it's hard to catch a breath in
there wow so, yeah, I did that,but that was pretty much it, and
get ready for today.
So I mean, I mean, it was in myheart what the fourth of july
was, because I always thinkabout that line from uh dazed
and confused oh yeah, whereshe's like remember what you're
celebrating?

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
that a bunch of slave owning white, white aristocrats
didn't want to pay their taxes.
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
I sent that to my I sent that to my kids yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Rings true Evergreen statement it is, it's not wrong.
I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I think that.
So back to the pretty woman.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Back to the pretty woman.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
The iconic scene of getting when she got the outfits
and she goes back to theoriginal.
What is that place called theoriginal store?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, and she doesn't buy anything, right?
She just walks in and she'slike you, stupid bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Big mistake yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Big mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
You fucking idiot, you jerk.
Yeah, yeah, that lady lookedlike a jerk.
She looked like an adult.
Children from the corn.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yeah, she did.
That's oftentimes what villainslook like Adult children of the
corn.
I would know, because that'swhat I look like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Well, if you, you gotta grow your hair long.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Oh, do they all have long hair.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I mean, it's kind of like very obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
No too cool.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I'm too cool to be a children of the corn.
Yes, look at you.
Children of the corn are notcool.
I will change.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I'm ready to change.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Adults of the corn.
Adults of the corn.
I'm just hanging out in acornfield.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
That's actually they have children of the corn in the
movie with all the white kidsthat are scared.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
And then they have another.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Adults of the corn, and it's just me getting high in
a cornfield.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Yes, it's not a good movie, but just a good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
It's just something I can call myself.
Whatever, somebody's sleepingin an RV, why can't you be
smoking weed?
Oh yeah, into the wild.
Is that what you're talkingabout?
Is that what you're talkingabout?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yes, Cool Sick.
What about Mr Fantastic?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Never seen it, don't know it.
Or Captain Fantastic Never seenit, don't know it.
Viggo Hortensen Love him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Aragorn Strider guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
The movies are too long, too much fantasy.
The podcast is over everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
It's done, starting now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Now we're officially.
This is a Lord of the Ringspodcast.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
A pro Lord of the Rings you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
But I'm not anti, I'm just neutral.
Can I be like the Switzerlandof Lord of the Rings, just right
in the middle?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
What do y'all think?
Do I have to?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
take a side on Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Yeah, I do, I think so.
Yeah, I think you need torevisit, because it's only like
it was at one time the mostpopular movie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Here's the thing I am pro in that.
I can appreciate the impact ithas on cinema and culture and
Peter Jackson and culture andculture.
It was a cultural.
I will not be participating.
How about that?
Does that work?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
A soft stance.
I'm going to make it my duty inlife.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
You and Monisa both are trying to get me and Jen are
trying to get me to watch Lordof the Rings.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I would love to do that, but.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
You know what it is.
It ruined it for me because Isaw none of them in the theaters
, except for Return of the King,which is like four hours long.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
No, you saw the extended edition.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, and I was like I need to go, you shouldn't have
done that, I shouldn't havedone it and it turned me off.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
The Return of the King.
The normal version is threehours.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
The extended version is four hours, that's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
It was too much because I finally watched the
extended version.
That's too much of theinterplay between Sam and Frodo.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
It ended like three to five different times.
I was like this is the end andI was getting ready to get up,
probably like 20 times as achild.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Oh, really, you thought that it wouldn't end
with the ring getting.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
No, I didn't know.
I was a child, I didn't knowwhat was going on.
Oh, because you haven't watched, I was like you're, like I'm up
.
I saw it in theaters, so I was.
I don't know how old I was.
What year did it come out?
It was early aughts, so yeah,it was probably like 13.
Yeah, I think you were 13,probably around 13 years old.
I was entering my angsty phase.
I was like I can't to remember.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
She had that polka dot outfit, the white blazer,
the polka dot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I like the white blazer.
Wait, I need to look.
I should have taken pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
It was white blazer, polka dot skirt, big hat, polka
dot wrap, black.
I hated that black dress, thefirst dress I remember.
When I watched it as a kid Iwas like that's not even a nice
dress.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
That looks like not a great dress.
The black dress because it wasconnected on the shoulders to a
mock.
Yeah, it had a mock.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You're coming back for the mock.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
I don't like it when they.
Big theme tonight I don't likeit when they put in a neck for
no reason, right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
A decorative neck.
It wasn't like the famous Anon-functional neck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
One dress we don't talk about very much anymore,
but was a huge hit at the timeInde indecent proposal.
I've never seen that either.
To me, more had this dress inindecent proposal was just a
black dress.
That, uh, what's his name?

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
robert redford bought for her wow and it had like all
this detail on the breast well,I gotta watch that and
everybody was wearing that dressshe, her fits were so funny, I
feel like, yeah, the big hat.
I was like where is she goingin that outfit?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
like it looked like she was ready to go, like, watch
a horse race so let me ask youwas that the first time you
watched pretty woman ever?
Just this week, yes I had neverseen it before what did you
think about the scene with thered dress?
It was short like when he clapsit.
There was like no after talk,but everybody talks about that
scene everybody talks about itand it went by in a flash.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I was like this is too short of a scene.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I don't know why there was no playful banter
after.
He just slammed it on he slamsit and I was like, okay, why was
that such a big deal?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Because I bet you that was unscripted.
Oh, yeah, but no, it's justbecause the way that she laughs
too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Her laugh, her charming At that time, Julia
Roberts, everybody was like themouth, the lips, the mouth.
America was taken by her mouth.
I'm not lying, no, I believe it.
It's just such a funny thingfor us as a culture to admit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
I'm looking across the room.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Everyone's just obsessed, everyone obsessing
over this woman's mouth.
Yes, it's creepy if you thinkabout it, as I say it out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yeah right, At least that we're in a time where
celebrities can have Actors canlive their whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Can have weird mouths .

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
And that won't be it forever.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Wait, say it again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
It won't be about her mouth forever, Like she's old
enough in the game.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
We're over her mouth now that, now that she can just
act, yeah, yeah, she doesn'thave to be her mouth was her in?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
that was her.
She got her foot in the doorwith her mouth.
It's weird because, like withthese, the harvey weinsteins of
it all, they're probably pickingout like a character.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Wow I didn't.
Even that was such a I like didinnuendo and I did not.
Even that was so sexual I didnot mean to do that.
I was like it was running thedoor with her mouth.
Well, that was guys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I guys I'm not that crass, I promise- Maybe I'm a
little crass, I think it wouldDo.
You see, this kid, are you thatcrass?
A little boss coming up in here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I will not address the allegations.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
You're not going to address it, but yes.
So everybody was about her, hermouth, her laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yeah, she has a beautiful smile, it was
refreshing to see a woman laugh.
They were like women have beensad for too long.
They now can be happy becauseJulia Roberts is in this film.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yeah, laughed.
Oh, no, no, no, the movie thatshe Was she not in Four Weddings
and a Funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
That was Sandy Bullock, wasn't it?
Sandra Andy McDowell?
Oh, that's right, it was Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
It was European, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Was it Notting Hill?
That was Julia Roberts, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
With.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Hugh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
But if you go back to any of the rom-coms you go back
and see what the chemistry is,what it is.
It was good.
In that one it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
It was really good.
But in the storyline it'susually just because somebody's
rich yeah or somebody's goodlooking somebody's rich and
wants to change the other personreal yeah there's I I wonder if
they're what movies have a moreaccurate?
Like a rom-com.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
That's more accurate depiction of like real people
well, not besides being beingbeing attracted to someone in a
relationship outside of thechemical Like a real yeah, that
sounds depressing.
It sounds depressing in like areally long movie yeah, like I
don't think J-Lo would be in it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
J-Lo would not be in it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
No, it's too depressing, too depressing for
her.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I did just watch Hustlers for the first time I
had never seen that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
That's actually a good segue.
I loved that movie.
That movie is amazing.
It's one of the movies that Iactually own on Apple TV.
No way I have to watch thatthing.
You return to it a lot I returnto it all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Do you purchase it because you were like I'm going
to return to this?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
or were you like I am in a pinch, I love everything.
I think people should go back.
I think next month we'llactually talk about Hustlers,
maybe.
Because I'm looking for anothermovie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
I had no idea that that film was about the 2008
recession.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
That's what I love about it, because they're
talking about it from theperspective of dancers and sex
workers, women that wereaffected by the recession and
how they got by during therecession and how how it affects
them, and that nobody hadreally shown that.
Also, the lead was a Cambodianwoman, actually.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Yeah, what is?

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
her name.
Her real name is Roxanne, butin the movie what's her name?
Something else?

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Destiny, oh that it's based on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
That's a real story.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Yeah, I knew it was real, but I didn't know it was
based on what's her name.
You mean, oh, that's a realstory.
Yeah, I knew it was real, but Ididn't know it was based on
what's her name, the maincharacter?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Yeah, roxanne, that's , it's her, it's mostly her
story.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Cool Ramona, ramona is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Ramona's a great name .
I like Ramona yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
So yeah, you don't, and also it's, I loved ramona
quimby.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
People didn't want to name their children ramona
because of that book I know shewas kind of a little probably
people that were named ramonamight have gone by mona, mona,
yeah, mona was the step, was themom on?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
uh, who's the boss?
The grandma?
Really the, the, the sexygrandma there's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
She was a sexy I never watched.
She was the boss.
That was a tony danza rightyeah, tony danza flick who show
wait.
So why was she a sex?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
she was a sexy grandma yeah, because this is
the premise of the show.
Just so you know, I've donedeep dive into tv shows of this
era and how there must have beena housing crisis, because all
the shows of that era involvepeople like like mixed families,
right it's or combined familiesor whatever.
This is a little earlier, butwe'll start with Bosom Buddies.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Oh, like two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Bosom Buddies is Tom Hanks and that other dude who's
still around.
Don't remember his name, butthe reason why they dressed up
as women and lived in a women'sonly apartment building was
because they couldn't findhousing and their building was
destroyed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
What was that show?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Bosom Buddies.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
That was literally Bosom Buddies, yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
That's why their bosoms were buddies, because
they would put them on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
I thought you, okay, got it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
And also Webster.
There's a TV show calledWebster about a little kid.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Oh, the smart kid.
I don't know if he's smart, buthe was just little.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
There was a time in American television where we
only wanted black folks, butthey had to be little.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Little children.
They had to be tiny, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Webster, and it was different strokes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Oh yeah, okay, I know different strokes.
Who was on?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Webster.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Webster his name is Emmanuel Lewis and then and then
for Different Strokes thosekids were also looking for a
house.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
And so was Webster.
He was looking for a house.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Wow, guess what else.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Three's Company.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Jack Tripper had to pretend he was gay so that he
could live with two women.
Wow, Because, he couldn't finda place.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
He had to pretend he was gay.
Was that part of the story?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Yes, because men don't live with women in that
era, and so every time this wasthe whole thing.
The whole gimmick was that jackwas not.
He was a swinging single in sandiego and he had to pretend
that he wasn't attracted to hisroommates.
Wow, and so when the landlordwould come he had to, he would.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
He would gay.
I'm sure that was just supertastefully done and really so
chill for the time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
No, basically every time they thought like he would
be talking about a woman andsomeone would overhear it.
That was the big gag.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Oh, he was not overhearing and they would
assume he's talking about a man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
No, they would think that, but then they would say
she and he'd be like what.
Like everybody was so quick tolike call him not gay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
No, bisexuality in that era?
No, didn't exist.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
But yeah, that whole show was based on housing too.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Wow, and let's take it all the way up to Full House.
Baby, why were all thosefriends and uncles living in
that house?
I mean, it was a massive house,but yeah, there was a lot going
on.
It was.
You're right.
It's all about housing.
It's unlikely people being putinto living situations together.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Yeah, but they don't have that anymore.
They don't have it.
That hope is gone.
You're right, but it might comeback now with 2024 being as it
is.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Yeah, we need more weird roommate art, odd couple,
odd couple stuff.
Perfect strangers.
I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You know that His cousin came from a country
called Mepos.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Okay, not real.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
No, I'm like let me go to the tape.
I don't think I've ever heardof Mepos.
No, I don't think it soundslike Mykonos.
Where's Mykonos?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Greece, right.
Where's Mykonos?
Yeah, right, I think it'ssupposed to sound like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Yeah, so he was like of that area, like mediterranean
area yeah, that makes sense soand he didn't have anywhere to
live god, nobody they're on tv.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
You'd think they'd have some money some more
working class sitcom the closest, I feel like I get to something
like.
That is like high maintenance.
Did you ever watch that show?
I love high maintenance yeah,that was a good one, where it's
just like, you see, like people,like random people, and
sometimes it's roommates, peopleliving together.
You, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Like that guy who's obsessed with Helen Hunt and his
mom who's dying.
That's my favorite one.
I never watched that one he'slike agoraphobic so he doesn't
want to go outside.
So he gets everything deliveredand he's obsessed with Helen
Hunt and he has like a LaCroix.
He has like a portrait of herthat he made with like LaCroix
cans Great app, go watch it.
High maintenance.
He's crafting, love tellingHunt.
I've seen High Maintenance.
That's a great show.

(01:20:19):
Great show, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
I just want this to be my.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
More of that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
I just love watching TV and movies and talking about
it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
It's fun.
I'm watching the Bear right now.
I just watched the first twoapps.
It's like so the bear, do youknow what I mean?
Like no, it's like I feel likethat that show.
There's like so many thingsabout it, like it's always like
the fast dialogue and they'relike in the kitchen and it's
really stressful.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
They're like running around.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I feel like, yeah, the tempo, the pacing, it's all
very quick and it's really wittyand kind of like there's a lot
of weird shit happening and Ifeel like in the second episode
I was like this is just so, justso the bear.
It was so like just kitchenstress which.
I guess that's what you'resigning up for.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Yeah, it's about a kitchen.
It gets better yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
How far are you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
I'm done, you're done .
I've watched the season.
Breeze through it.
I've watched the season twicenow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Wow Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Well, I'll come back to you once I on the bear as
well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Hell yeah.
Yeah, let's fucking do it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
So you got any final things to say about Pretty Woman
?

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
No, nothing final to say about Pretty Woman.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
I don't think that Richard Gere is around anymore.
He's around.
What do you mean?
He's not around?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
He's alive, right, isn't he alive?
He's alive.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
No, I mean he's alive .

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
He's not working though working, though he's not
a working actor.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
No, I just mean like he's not.
Like julia roberts is still outhere acting.
She is, yeah, he's not reallyworking.
Huh, well, you know I loverichard gear.
I think he's beautiful andtalented.
Loved julia roberts.
I think she's gorgeous andtalented.
Overall, great movie.
If you want to watch hot peoplemake out I also think that
great film for that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
And I'm going to say this now as we wrap it up I
think that Pretty Woman is canon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
It's American culture .
It feels like such a massivecultural touchstone that it is
kind of hard to ignore.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
If you don't watch Pretty Woman, you're not going
to know so many references.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
But I feel like I got the references before I even
saw the movie, because I wouldalways see it in trailers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Yeah, but you didn't know I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I wasn't a part of the club but like when she comes
back with all the clothes likeit's so it is funny though

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
it's iconic yeah, also the way that she walked
into the store originally.
She's like kind of like havingbars like over there and she
goes through the bar to get intothe store wait, what do you
mean?
After you go through, likethey're trying to show how low
class she is yeah so, like shewalks in, instead of coming
right down where you would walkin the walkway, she kind of goes
through the oh underneath thearea you're not really wow

(01:22:48):
supposed to walk.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
It's those little things they're like she's an
outsider, don't forget it, youwatch scarface yes, absolutely.
I'm like a pre-teen boy rightnow because I'm on testosterone,
so I have watched scarface alot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
I've watched it about 80 times this month, okay you
got a poster up, yet yes, itcovers up a hole in my wall that
I punched yes, you punched ahole in the wall and you cover
it up with a scarface poster.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
What is that from?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
That's from right now .

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Just you, yeah, great track, great track.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
The reason why I bring up Scarface is because in
that movie, if you notice, whenhe goes down to Columbia they
give him the orange water and heeats it, and then everybody
else washes their hands in it.
He eats the orange.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Eats the orange water .
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah, it's supposed to be for washing your hands.
Oh, and he drinks it.
He drank it and he ate theorange too.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Oh, there's an orange in it.
Gross, so watch that All right,I'll rewatch it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
It has been a while.
It's the little details to showyou.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
You love the Easter eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Is that an Easter egg ?

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Yeah, like the little .
I guess not an Easter egg, whatis it called?
Just trivia.
I love that.
You love the trivia.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
He ate the orange Like oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's a whole verygraphic scene all through the
movie, but I just he ate theorange in Columbia.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Yeah, you really globbed onto that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Globbed onto the faux pas.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
The faux pas, the cultural faux pas.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
The cultural foie gras.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
The foie gras.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
I was going to say foie gras, which is what's in a
turducken, that's for next time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
No, maybe it could be .

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Foie gras is liver.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Yeah, it's sad liver.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah, so next time I'd like to talk about Hustlers
Hell yeah.
And I would also.
There was another movie that wewere gonna Scarface, not
Scarface.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
I'm kind of done with Scarface, that's yeah except
for the part where he eats theorange.
I'll go back and watch it, justfor you and the fashion yes,
and just the set design ingeneral, set design, fashion,
cinematography.
Watch Scarface really the wholefilm.
Yeah, watch Scarface good film.
Yeah, watch Scarface Good film.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Another very talented and beautiful woman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
What's her name?
Michelle Pfeiffer.
Michelle Pfeiffer, to this day.
I was going to say Sharon StoneIs referenced in music.
Yeah, scarface, michelle,michelle Pfeiffer.
Yeah, people love her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Bruno Mars loves her.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Yeah, you know how he used her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
How?
This is that white gold?
This is white gold.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Wow, she's white gold .

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
And she's also uh dangerous minds.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I haven't seen that either.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
And she also.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Well, yeah, we got a list.
We got a list going.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Yeah, but the thing is thumbs down on dangerous
minds for a number of reasonsthe storyline, the whole movie,
but also it brought the songGangsta's Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
To the four.
It got a Grammy, I'm prettysure.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Or an Oscar, one of those two.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Wait, that's.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
And I feel that at my age I've heard Gangsta's
Paradise too many times.
I've never had a break fromGangsta's Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
So that song was written for the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Okay, it reminds me of how Kiss from a Rose by Seal
was written for Batman and themusic video.
There's like little nods toBatman everywhere and you're
watching it and you're like, wow, seal's such an amazing singer.
And then you're like MichaelKeaton, like what are you?
He's just like popping out.
It's very, it's weird.
So why are you going to bringup?
Michael Keaton now, because Ilove Michael Keaton I know we

(01:26:18):
don't want to open this door, dowe?
Well, I love him and I hate him.
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Because they forced Michael Keaton on us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Who did Hollywood?
Hollywood Big Michael Keaton,forced him on.
This is how I feel aboutMichael Douglas.
Huh, this is how I feel aboutMichael Douglas.
I just don't think that he is.
This is sad.
I just never got.
I never got it.
I was like what's the draw, youknow, in fucking Basic Instinct
, I'm like he ruined so manygood sex scenes.
Yes, could have been somebodyelse by being there, by being

(01:26:47):
there, could have been RichardGere.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Could it should have been See if you're thinking
about hiring Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Douglas, hire Richard Gere instead.
I mean even today.
Even today, no, that's.
Michael Douglas is retired,though, because I think he has.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Alzheimer's, not Michael Douglas.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Yeah, he does His dad .
I thought Michael Douglas alsohad it.
Michael Douglas is married to.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Catherine.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Zeta-Jones.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, so he's got Alzheimer's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
He does, yeah, he does, yeah.
So I think he's retired, butrichard gear is still chilling
you know who else I want to talkabout who what is that little
guy with the brown hair that wasin police academy?
Now I forgot oh, yes, oh, mygod, what is his name?
I love him so much stevegutenberg.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
His little brown eyes , yeah, so they were pushing
love that little gremlin bigtime?

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
yeah, he's hot late 80s.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
He's so cute it was steve gutenberg and michael
michael keaton.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
People were like, yeah, I'm not as into michael
keaton, like sexually I'm not asinto michael keaton.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
But I love michael keaton I love him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
I think he's great yourself, so you were
indoctrinated successfully I didnot like michael.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
I liked his movies.
I loved him in mr mom.
Yeah, he's great.
I do do love him, mr.
Mom, I haven't seen him in along time.
That might be his next one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
All right, y'all.
Thank you so much.
I'm Daywa Dorje.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
I'm Ev.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
This is Ev.
This is Dank Mom's podcast.
I appreciate y'all being outhere.
I don't know if you guys haveany questions or whatever.
That sums it up for the podcastportion, but we can tell you
some jokes or answer anyquestions.
If you have any, all right backthere.
Blue shirt yes, pom-pom.

(01:28:24):
Yeah, well, I like, I think we.
We called them more like bobbysocks, I think that's what we
called them on the back.
Yeah, I made my own.
That's what we called them Onthe back.
Yeah, I made my own.
That's how much I liked them.
My mom, we were really poor, somy mom taught me how to make
pom-poms out of yarn Nice, and Ijust sewed it onto my socks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
That's what they were , though.
They were just little yarnballs.
Yeah, hell yeah.
No, they're not really reallyno, they were were yarn balls.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
No, they were basically like fuzzy little
balls.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
You were blazing your own trail.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I had a homemade, bobby sock.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Pump up Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Oh Wait.
What happens is that when he'splaying?

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
And she comes down there, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
And he's like get out of here, boys.
And then, yes, oh my God, thatis a good scene.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Thank you, that is a good scene.
It's all coming back to me now.
It's actually a very good lovescene it's such a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
I remember I missed that he like shoot everybody out
and I was like, wow, they are.
And they were smoking inside.
Yeah, they were smoking inside.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Other people were smoking inside.
That's when it caught my eye.
I was like, oh, everybody'ssmoking inside.
So, that's era.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
The year 1990.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
The year 1990 when you could still smoke inside
Anybody else.
Pretty Woman yes, I like thattoo.
You're right, there's so manyiconic scenes you got to watch
the movie Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Paul Reiser.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Wait, Paul, Mad About you the TV show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
I thought what's?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
his name was in Mad About you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Paul Reiser.
We match.
I see, oh, and you're into Paul, wait, no, you're into Paul.
Or wait, no, don't you're intoPaul.
Oh, your crush.
Okay, let me look.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Yeah, he's cute, let me see.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
I didn't watch it, but I knew it because of Helen.
Yeah, yeah, I think he's cute.
I don't know if he's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he'scute.
He's.
I don't know if he is.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm intohim well, do you remember why
you're?
Not sorry.
Do you know why?
Why he was in aliens.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
He's the one who put the little face suckers in the
room I didn't watchstrangeranger Things.
Hold on.
He's in Stranger Things.
No, but do you see?
What I'm trying to say is,hollywood has been pushing these
mediocre white men on us fortoo long.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
For too long.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Just put them away.
Yeah, just get rid of some ofthem.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
But does Paul Rudd need to be in everything?

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
No, he doesn't.
There's so many other people Ilove.
Paul Rudd need to be ineverything.
No, he doesn't.
There's so many other people.
I love Paul Rudd, but he'splayed out.
Not played out, but he's beenin a lot.
We can switch it up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Helen Hunt was in as Good as it Gets, though, right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Yes, with Jack right.
Jack Nicholson, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
So yeah, she was in that movie, yeah.
When she was a teenager orsomething.
Wow, we got so many movies.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I do remember that movie.
I watched part of that on TVonce.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Yes, where do we land on Paul Reiser?

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
I'm meh on him.
I'm meh, not my vibe.
Steve Guttenberg Love the gutLove Guttenberg, it's his little
brown eyes.
Steve Guttenberg Love the GootLove Guttenberg, it's his little
brown eyes.
I love Guttenberg too.
I love brown eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
So I love Guttenberg, you love Guttenberg.
We're on the same page.
We're on the same page.
Yeah, and who's the last one?
Michael?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Keaton, michael Keaton.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
I'm not like super attracted.
You see that movie, the BirdBirdman.
I love Birdman incredible filmlove it, mr Mom.
Alright, y'all.
Thank you so much if you wantto follow me on Instagram at
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At DeWaDorge.
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(01:32:36):
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We got this thing up here.
You don't have to.
We got that and we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
We've got some scissors too.
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
You got any shows you want to plug?

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
No, it's summer and nobody wants to watch comedy, so
I have, like, nothing coming up, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Yeah, I'll be headlining in Kirkland there you
go, go to.
Kirkland On July 27th.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Nice At.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Lucky 7.
It's another free show, andI'll be at Bumbershoot.
I'll be there too, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
We'll be at Bumbershoot.
We'll be at Bumbershoot.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Thanks y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Thank you for coming.
You gotta bounce.
Oh shh, I'm sweaty.
Thank you, you just listened tothe Dank Moms podcast.
It was recorded live at theMarination Station in Columbia
City.
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next month we'll be coming withanother review, with another
comedian live at marination,columbia city the first friday
of august.
I don't know what that is thetop of my head.
Let me look while I'm here, itwhat is the day?
The first Friday of August isAugust 2nd, so the next Dank

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Moms will be August 2nd at 5 pmat Marination in Columbia City.
I also wanted to make a couplecorrections, a couple
corrections on this corrections,a couple corrections on this.
Um, on the uh outro, here Iwould like to correct and say
the name of the woman the Kamaiwoman on uh Hustlers is actually

(01:34:44):
Rosie, not Roxanne.
That was her character, I think.
Uh, rosie Kale and uh, you canlook her up for there and I'll
be adding pictures and whatnotof what we discussed like get in
shape girl and other films thatwe discussed like, and maybe
I'll show some baileen, becausewe need to talk about this thick
toenail thing.
Anyways, I'll be uploading anyvideo I have to YouTube.

(01:35:10):
On my YouTube channel, just putin Dewa Dorje, d-e-w--a,
d-o-r-j-e.
Comedian, and you will find mypage and we'll have.
I have my other podcast thatI've videoed videoed filmed on
there and you can check out thisone, as it was live and outside
, so that would be fun to watch.
All right, my name is Dewa.

(01:35:31):
This is the Dank Moms podcast.
Stay nasty, have a great day.

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