Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Listen to Dave and Darren’s Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want.


September 29, 2023 53 mins

Which of these scenarios is more believable: Pauly Shore starring in a Richard Simmons in a biopic OR deer falling from the sky?

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This episode features a remarkable audio recreation of a F-35 crash, unpopular opinions and scientists using AI to talk to chickens.

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September 18, 2023 53 mins

They're closing the beaches in Texas. The Brady Bunch house might be a historic money pit. A marching band director reluctantly tells his kids to stop playing after being tased, bro.

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September 8, 2023 49 mins

Hamster wheel voyages, gender reveal plane crashes and a real life Barbie Oppenheimer? What a week this was! Don't forget the invite code for our Cover5 is DD2023.

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September 1, 2023 52 mins

This week's show features a crackdown on a backyard volleyball gambling operation, Darren's drive-thru fender bender and an important warning about emu ownership.

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August 25, 2023 51 mins

This week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudity. 

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August 18, 2023 51 mins

People share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to spit in the sink.

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August 11, 2023 45 mins

A snake battles a hawk on an unsuspecting woman's arm. Wendy's is introducing a new Frosty flavor. A hike through the woods is no walk in the park.

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August 4, 2023 47 mins

Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet joins us to promote his appearances at the Fair. We learn all about ghost employees and play a round of "Who Is More Florida?".

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July 28, 2023 57 mins

This week's review features a ghost divorce, a male gorilla giving birth and a shark all hopped up on cocaine. 

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July 21, 2023 54 mins

It's Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day, so Spank stops by to plug an upcoming appearance. We review advice columns and consider taking up Pickleball (everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't we?).

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July 13, 2023 44 mins

We try to wrap our heads around all the Oppenheimer and Barbie hype, explore graduation rituals around the world and celebrate a young man's first ever Mountain Dew can thumb punch.

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June 29, 2023 61 mins

This Dave & Darren review features emotional support creepy dolls, renegade swamp sharks and a passionate argument against blue jeans. 

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June 26, 2023 60 mins

This episode features two VERY weird Pokémon stories and a frank discussion on the fine art of weaponized incompetence. 

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June 16, 2023 47 mins

You'd think the sound of a nearby interstate bridge collapsing would wake a guy up but in Philly, they sleep soundly. And by sleep we mean pass out.

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June 9, 2023 42 mins

Shopping for your friend's birthday can be tricky. Martha Stewart doesn't want to talk to you if you're taking a bath. A Japanese startup is helping people quit their jobs.

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June 7, 2023 50 mins

You might not like it, Baby but PRANKS ARE WHAT I DO!

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May 31, 2023 54 mins

More tales of cruises gone horribly wrong, striking rich by being raised by wolves and a handmade aircraft misadventure! 

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This episode features an ALL-TIME GREAT meltdown, solid advice and an argument over Hot Pockets that ends with a bullet to the butt. 

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May 17, 2023 54 mins

People will climb to the top of the highest mountain or spend weeks at the bottom of the deep blue sea in search of kicks, baby! KICKS! 

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