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Did someone order an ugly cry with a side of breakup PTSD? GREAT. Because this is Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 14 “Say Something” pain I MEAN part one. Gabby is back from the moors but up to her gills in Musinex and the vapors PLUS Zoe is burnt out? AND it’s a devastating lost weekend of an episode? Let’s ride!

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Gilmore Girls: S5E13 - Wedding Bell Blues - PART 2

September 11, 2025 • 79 mins

It had to be you. We wandered around and finally found somebody who…wanted to heart S5E13 Wedding Bell Blues, Part 2.

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Gilmore Girls: S5E13 - Wedding Bell Blues - PART 1

September 4, 2025 • 59 mins

It’s more than a drama, it’s more than a musical, it’s a totally new form of podcasting as we cover Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues AKA Cop Rock Cock Block. Richard and Emily are two nuclear missiles headed for vow renewal bliss and we’re riding those rockets like the end of Doctor Strangelove as we talk manners, class consciousness, and penis shaped pasta. Best WISHES ...

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SPECIAL REPORT - Cruel Intentions - Les Lesbiennes Dangerooses

August 31, 2025 • 44 mins

Well folks, you've asked and we've delivered - a Labor Day Special if ever there was one, here's our dissection of a foundational text of the teen film oeuvre, Cruel Intentions (1999). Let's dig deep into the seedy underbelly of hypothetical late '90s New York High Society and get at the still-beating heart of what made this movie great: watching it when you're...

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Gilmore Girls: S5E11 - Women of Questionable Morals - PART 2

August 21, 2025 • 60 mins

Ring ring - your humble hosts are at the door with cookies, tequila, and TAKES for Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 11 “Women of Questionable Morals” PART TWO. Stick with us as we lose a dog, gain an ice skating rink, and hear from our intrepid reporter on the streets Molly to help us with things like “the plot” and “what happened?”

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Gilmore Girls: S5E11 - Woman of Questionable Morals - PART 1

August 14, 2025 • 53 mins

Moderately rated and moderately weighted, your buds at Boob Tube are back with Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 11 “Women of Questionable Morals” PART ONE. Join us as we reorient ourselves in the arc of Chris’s terrible parenting, stop being polite and start getting real about snow, and instantly endorse the trifecta of Emily and Richard and a dog. Catch you hot muttons next time!

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Gilmore Girls: S5E10 - But Not As Cute As Pushkin - PART 2

July 31, 2025 • 63 mins

Well lovebirds, about 15 solid minutes of BookTok up top, then Paris and Boyle (Doyle?) smash, and elsewhere, its Lukes Dark Day and Lorelai can’t help but get involved in Season 5, Episode 10, But Not As Cute As Pushkin - Part 2

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Gilmore Girls: S5E10 - But Not As Cute As Pushkin - PART 1

July 24, 2025 • 59 mins

Good morning, students! It is with suitable excitement that I announce that as the matriculating class of 2025, we will be touring the campus of Season 5, Episode 10, But Not As Cute As Pushkin. More class interrupting shenanigans from Logan, a wayward Yale potential from Chilton is delighted to get more than she bargained for during this hairbrained college experience with Rory, Paris and ...

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Gilmore Girls: S5E8 -The Party's Over - PART 2

July 16, 2025 • 50 mins

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here (LIZ AND T.J.) because “The Party’s Over” part TWO. Rory’s joining the lost boys, Luke and Lorelai cannot get even a night off from familial chaos, and Lane finds out the call is coming from inside the French fries.

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Gilmore Girls: S5E8 -The Party's Over - PART 1

July 9, 2025 • 53 mins

Gather round wild pigs of filth and hear tell of the beginning of the end with season 5, episode 8 “The Party’s Over” PART ONE. Zack learns of his fate in the sludge with Satan’s devil dogs, Rory agrees to attend a grandparent party that is TOTALLY on the up and up, and Lorelai and Luke make the mistake of thinking they can have a romantic evening of Mountie themed role play in peace. FOOLS...

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Gilmore Girls: S5E7 - You Jump, I Jump, Jack - PART 2

June 26, 2025 • 65 mins

We’re back with the second half of Practical Magic I MEAN Gilmore Girls season 5, episode 7 ”You Jump, I Jump, Jack.” We simply must unpack a first kiss next to a sleeping butt, the Discreet Charm of the not-so-Bourgeoisie, and a terrifying round of golf. In Omnia Paratus!

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Gilmore Girls: S5E7 - You Jump, I Jump, Jack - PART 1

June 20, 2025 • 60 mins

Iceberg, right ahead! We’re aiming our unsinkable ship at the first half of season 5, episode 7 “You Jump, I Jump, Jack.” Join us in the wheelhouse to track GG’s various ships - some newly christened and some hitting stormy seas. Also… 9/11???

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Boner Alert: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Head Revisited

June 12, 2025 • 60 mins

We’re chewing the fat and cutting the cheese with our very off the cuff Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 takes AND MORE. We’ll meet you next week in our shared, escalating hellscape with another seminal Gilmore Girls episode.

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Gilmore Girls: S5E3 - Written in the Stars - PART 2

June 4, 2025 • 45 mins

We are finally consummating season five, episode three and this big bang will be “Written in the Stars” (part 2)! We’ll hit up the town hall referendum on local business owners bumping uglies, the wake of an elderly lover, and end up back in… Dean’s bed of sin???

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Gilmore Girls: S5E3 - Written in the Stars - PART 1

May 28, 2025 • 61 mins

We are pants OFF and hair SPIKED for season five, episode three “Written in the Stars” part one! Your hosts are in an agony of titillation as Lorelai and Luke flirt their way into their first real date and Gabby has an uncomfortable and frankly irredeemable reaction to the introduction of Logan. Join us next week for the culmination of so. Many. Things.

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Bonus Episode: Ennegram types

May 21, 2025 • 46 mins

LISTEN UP 5’s, A 9 IS SPEAKING: Enneagram Boner Ep

Gang, we need to talk about Enneagrams on main. Gather round as we discuss our types and generally shoot the poop about whatever's on our darling little minds. We’ll be back anon with an electrifying return to Gilmore Girls season 5!

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Gilmore Girls: S5E2 - A Messenger, Nothing More - PART 2

May 18, 2025 • 59 mins

Throw your hockey stick out the window and bring in the marching band cause we’re wrapping up the second episode of season five with “A Messenger, Nothing More” part 2! Get ready for Supernatural cul-de-sacs, roast beef franchise fantasies, electric sensuality, and so much more.

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Gilmore Girls: S5E2 - A Messenger, Nothing More - PART 1

May 8, 2025 • 50 mins

Just call us The Blur because we are STEAMING through the Gilmore Girls canon and blasting our way into season 5, episode 2 “A Messenger, Nothing More” part 1! We catch up with Luke supporting ye olde deadbeats, Lorelai channeling her daughter drama and blue balls into frantic overwork, Rory processing in Italy, and Lane soaring so high that we fear she can only fall. Will Zack snare her he...

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Gilmore Girls: S5E1 - Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller - PART 2

May 1, 2025 • 42 mins

We’re back baby with the thrilling conclusion of our season 5 premiere coverage. Beefs are roasted, Baptists are bumped, and both our gals head into the summer geographically removed from the objects of their affection. See you next time for (hopefully) a 35 minute HD consummation scene on a table with Luke and Lorelai.

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Gilmore Girls: S5E1 - Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller - PART 1

April 24, 2025 • 51 mins