October 31, 2023 • 29 mins
Ever wondered who's the voice behind this podcast? This episode is all about getting to know your host, KC, a bit better! Hear about her incredible journey of moving to LA with just $200, six suitcases, and a dream. We'll cover her ambitions, her love for food and music, and her dedication to bringing you real stories, real opinions through this show.
Host KC Carnage (@iamkccarnage), Breona Dewitt (@denasha.bre) and Nay Johnson (@cakeynay10)
Daz It Daz All is written by KC Carnage (@iamkccarnage) and Produced by KC Carnage and Rick Barrio Dill (@rickbarriodill). Associate producer Bri Coorey (@bri_beats), Audio and Video Engineering and Studio facilities provided by S.L.A.P. Studios LA (@SLAPStudiosLA) with distribution through our collective for social progress and cultural expression, SLAP the Network. (@SLAPtheNetwork.com)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, y'all, it's Brienne, and Casey doesn't know
what.
We're taking over the episodetoday, so don't tell her.
Uh, she's always putting us inthe hot seat.
Now we're gonna ask her somequestions and you're gonna get
to know your host.
We are her ass Heavy.
See y'all soon.
(00:28):
Hey, I got y'all drinks.
(00:50):
Yeah, alright, but, butEverybody's mic's on, bri,
everybody's good, you can heareverybody.
Alright, cool, cool, alright,y'all, what up, what up, what up
, welcome to.
That's it.
That's All.
I'm your host, casey.
And today we got Bri.
Hey, what y'all doing.
And then, hey, and you knowwhat I want to talk about today.
(01:14):
I think let me stop you rightthere.
Today we're doing a takeoverepisode, what you in the hot
seat Period.
So whatever you got discussthis week, you gotta wait until
next week.
I'm gonna need you to sit here?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Is that even allowed?
Go ahead and switch.
Oh, I gotta switch spots, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You in my seat.
You come sit next to me.
Oh hey, okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, mm-hmm,y'all, they just kicked me out
my seat.
I like this seat.
They just it matched youroutfit, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh my god, they just kicked me out my seat.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is like I don't even know how I feel, right here
.
I'm sorry whatever you haveplanned today, I can wait, oh,
okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Because it's our episode now.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right, Well, we figured that people need to get
to know who you are.
Oh god, you know.
Every week they're asking uswho we are and we are talking
about subjects, the how we feel,about everything.
But now it's time to put you inthe hot seat and we on your ass
, we on you.
Why are you on my ass?
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be like oh my god, Idon't know what they're about to
say or what they're about to do, but they better not get on my
(02:14):
nerves.
We just gonna start with justthe regular stuff, Like just
tell us a little bit about youwhen you from.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm gonna go with you first, cuz.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes, you can choose.
I don't know what they're aboutto ask me, but I don't trust
them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What you don't trust them, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know Y'all, wow they seen y'all, especially
her, especially her.
Okay, okay, I guess.
So we're gonna keep it regular,real light right now.
Tell us a little bit aboutyourself when you from, what you
do, wow, your passions.
I don't know how I feel overhere, but okay, hey, it's cool
(02:50):
over here I'll do that.
I'm just not used to it.
I'm sorry, y'all just threw mefor a loop.
Okay, I'm from Moncler, newJersey.
I went to Bowie StateUniversity.
Some of my you asked me what mypassions were.
Some of your passions.
One of some of my passions Ilove food.
I love to cook.
I love to cook.
(03:11):
I love music.
I'm a singer and I like mypodcast that you guys just took
over.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yes, it's our shit today.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh my God, I mean okay, it's like parental rights,
I don't know how to let go.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, you're here in LA now.
How'd you get here?
I moved here in 2014 with $200and six suitcases.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And look at me now Six.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, somebody brought me a go in the wake
present, okay, and it was sixsuitcases like one, the big one,
the little one.
Then it was like a little boxbox and a duffel and I said to
myself whatever don't fit in her, it ain't coming.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It ain't coming.
Okay, I didn't know that,actually, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It was a struggle.
Y'all even know.
Like I'm all put together now,Girl was like couldn't even slip
down my edges, Could afford it.
Edge control Listen we all beenthere.
I don't know, not being able toafford it.
Sometimes sleep was my dinner,so I get it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Sleep and dreams, sleep and dreams, I totally get
it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, you hear, now the globe is real, you
successful, you got your ownpodcast, which we love to be on,
and I want to ask you where doyou see it going?
If you had it your way the nextfive years?
What do you see?
I want a whole talk show.
I want a whole talk show.
I want to be open, necessarilybecause open to series, I want
(04:38):
to be like the Queen Latifahshows or the Tarja Banks shows.
I want to talk show Because Ifeel like I guess the basis of
what I've created this around isto hear real stories and real
opinions, not necessarily liketrue, fact and factual.
It's just that, having theconversation that we always have
together, and I think that evenlike I remember telling Bree,
(05:03):
I've been talking about doingthis podcast for a long time,
like a long time.
So we all, we need to do apodcast.
We need to do a podcast Like Iwant to have my friends on it.
I want to talk about the stuffwe've been talking about,
because not only are we funny asfuck, but we literally have
some real stuff we be talkingabout and that, like I just you
know, I always had a gut feelingthat, like, at the end of the
(05:23):
day, like there's All kind offriends talking about the same
shit.
And then also I wanted to usemy degree, like my degrees in
broadcast journalism, and I likespent a lot of money for that
degree and was not using it andso like, even if, even if this
is the different medium, then Iinitially went for it because I
wanted to be a news anchor.
That's what I wanted to be.
(05:44):
I was the anchor of my school'snews station, bsu TV, bsu, um.
But then I realized that beingon the news is 365 and I bombs
over my head and rain.
You don't see them news anchors, they be blown over.
I was like, nah, I won't dothat.
So I kind of sat it on theshelf and then, like there was a
(06:05):
time where there was a timewhere I thought I was going to
be in radio but I was like Ilike being seen.
And then I remember my, my, myprofessor at the initials at the
time where, like, one of thesix in park was still kind of
popular and I was like, well,maybe I'll do.
Um, like entertainment, uh,entertainment interviews, like
(06:28):
entertainment, health, and hetalked me way out of it, like he
literally crushed all my dreamsabout it.
He was like no, you're toointelligent for that, you know
people, that's the shortcut,whatever.
And I kind of kind of justshoved it.
And then, once I graduated, Iwent to like corporate America,
started doing like marketing andstuff like that.
And then I just got like kindof lost in Jersey.
And I know what I was doing.
(06:48):
I was working at Buffalo ballwings, by the um, by the BetLife
Stadium, and I was like I don'twant to be here, no more, and I
moved to LA and I really didn'thave a reason, reason other
than the fact that I didn't likeLA and the Blizzard of 2014.
I hate snow, I'm tired ofshoveling it.
So I was like I'm done.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I just came out here, and it was 35 inches of
snow.
That was what.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I was living in snow.
I don't understand.
I'll take these expensive billsover shoveling anything.
But yeah, that's just kind ofhow I got here.
I I landed and then, like lifehas just happened ever since,
like I've gotten into a lot ofum different projects.
I've been on tour, I lived inChina.
They just kind of just happenedand I'm just kind of like
rolling with the punches.
(07:34):
So if you had three wishes, whatwould they be?
Um, three wishes that's a goodquestion.
I would say I definitely wantto be able to live comfortably.
I don't need to necessarily berich, but I want to do be able
to do what I want and I have tolook at my bank account.
Um two, I want help for myfriends and family and myself.
(07:56):
Like I, I um, yeah, I'm notready for anybody in my media
family to go nowhere, so I wishfor them to stay with me as long
as they possibly can.
And three, I just want I don'tknow necessarily if I want to be
famous, but I want to be ableto shed a lot of light in the
(08:17):
world and whatever platform thatis going to take me.
That's where I want to be.
I want to be famous.
I don't know, like that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That was a good that was actually really good.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Three wishes Like that.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
second one too is a is a that's a real one.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
That's a real one, that's a real one that's a real
one, cause.
I need my money Cause you wantme.
I want to be hit on a hundredand twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I need my friends.
No for real Like.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean, think about it.
You're like for real black andcracky, I'm sorry, like we
living long, like they sayinglike the forties, forties and
the new like twenties.
Right now, I believe it.
Yeah, People been posting me.
You don't see these 40.
Oh, they look good.
They look good.
Gabrielle you like, it's like150.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
50.
Girl Do not do, gabby Do not do.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Gabby, she like a hundred.
She popped out for that.
I'm running to the house, solooking rich she's cute.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I love that.
I love that she had arms.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm scared baby.
I said, okay, let's get it, I'mhere for her.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I love it for you.
I'm here for her.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, Casey, I want to know what do you think
your three red flags are my redflags, and what in what
situation?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Dating.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Dating.
Yeah, what are your three?
What do you think your threered flags are?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You ain't got no job.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You ain't got no job.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, no, no, no, no no .
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Your red flags.
Oh, oh, you personally.
What do you think that your redflags?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
are your red flags?
Oh, my bad.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
My three, my three red flags yes.
I'm perfect Girl.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'm the number one.
Wrap it up the fact that shethinks she's perfect.
That's the one, right there.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Number two other than I'm perfect is that don't count
.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Started one.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, started one, yeah, stop.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I want to see it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I was like okay, my red flags.
I would have to say I'm very,very Okay.
I would have to say I'm very,very type A, like I'm very, very
type A, like I be trying toboss everything around.
I'll say that, controlling, I'mvery controlling.
Okay, I'm very controlling.
We love someone who's selfaware.
Yes, we love a self aware queen.
I never look.
(10:17):
I never say that I would likethat I got.
I'm not going to be, I'm notgoing to hold you, I'm
definitely controlling.
Okay, what can I say?
What would be my other redflags?
I don't like to drive.
I like to drive nowhere.
You live in LA, though.
I hate it, and I hate it.
If I have the option, I wouldlike, can I ride with you?
(10:38):
But whole time can I ride withyou, I don't like to drive, okay
, and my red flag, three redflags, damn.
You need help.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I need help Inpatient.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, but it's not yeah .
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You impatient you impatient, Definitely.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I mean that's fucked.
No, first of all, first of all,first of all.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
But I will say she gets you done, you get you done.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You impatient with reason, though Like, like,
sometimes, no, it'd be impatientwith reason, like some people
have what y'all have.
May have way more patience thanI do, but my patience
definitely has a time clock.
Like it's only so long youcould just be doing stuff and me
not come up.
I don't, don't come out thegate like that, okay, wow.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Wow, no serious Gate, Gate what I was just gonna say.
You know what that was?
Hell of a party.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We love you, though we love you, though I'm gonna
have to take a shot with thatone.
That one, all right, we'regonna play a game.
We got two games we're gonnaplay.
Okay, we're gonna start with.
We're gonna start with it.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You ready Kay?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Let's go get them.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, we're gonna start with this or that.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'll let Ne start.
Ne what you got to say, Don'tbe looking at my shit.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm not looking.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm not looking.
Relax yourself, bruh, you knowshe a pit bull, okay go ahead.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You said I'm a pit bull.
Yes, you are a, definitely apit bull?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
yeah, Probably.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, no, you don't.
I got something to do with it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
If I had to do with your shortness, I would say you
a chihuahua.
What she's like.
Did I call her a pit bullbecause she's short?
I said no, I would call you achihuahua.
In that case.
She's like no, you're a littlefeisty, you're real snappy.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You feisty?
I don't know, You're a littlefeisty In front of everybody.
In front of everybody, in frontof the world, in front of the
world, anyways.
So we finna play this gamecalled this or that.
Okay, so you gotta pick this orthat.
Okay, you get two options.
There ain't no bow out nigga.
Pick one, we don't bow out allthe time.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, you bring it up, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
We talking about right now.
Okay, we here today.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
All right, what's up?
Suck toes or eat ass, jumpright into it, get into it.
A man we talking about a man,not no bitch.
Y'all did good on this one.
Y'all did good on this one,cause I don't like need a little
walker.
We know, bitch, you gotta pickI guess I'm gonna do toes, cause
I ain't touching no booty holes.
Ooh, y'all saw that bars Girl.
(13:03):
Ah, are you good, okay, bestsex of your life one time or
mediocre sex every day.
I got questions.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
No, no, there's no questions.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I got questions no, this or that.
I just wanna.
I wanna hear the question, butsee, I'm gonna show them.
No, you're being controlling.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
right now Pipe down.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I mean y'all take over, but it's still no it's our
shit today.
It's not yours, it's not shit.
Okay, it's our shit today.
I'm not bad, I'll chill, I'llrelax.
I got questions.
No, is this or that?
Ho Wait cause mediocre, no,mediocre, no.
I got a question on whatmediocre.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, on a scale of one to 10 is two.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, that's average.
Okay, right, two, I guess onetime, cause that's what
vibrators are for.
Okay, I just need to know whatthis is.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You're not hunching on me every night, I just need
to know what this is Cause youwould have said five, not
hunching on me, if you wouldhave said five or six, I would
have went with you.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I know I need to know what you.
That was my question.
I feel like mediocre, like six,is average.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know.
That's a pretty good six inaverage.
I mean I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
For the average woman , I feel like six is average
woman.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wait, that's what I'm saying, which I'm a person.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I would think five or six is mediocre.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Seven Eight is land range, but that's why I do this.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
On the scale, because I would personally think five
or six is mediocre, because, butI could take I'll mess with
that less than that.
I could take six every day, butif you said two, nine, then you
ain't going with two.
Oh my God, they're gonna haveto put another thing over you
again.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
They're gonna decide.
My coach, she closed the stuff.
Your leg, your leg, your leggonna be cut off because they're
too long.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, okay, what's the next one?
At least my feet ain't swingingright now, bitch mine not
either today.
She on the ground girl.
Oh, that's cause it's low couchwhat she did.
She look, I call her daddy longlegs.
She be trying to stomp on this,but it's like nah, you all
right, you get feet with that.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's okay, we're not even talking about me, we
talking about you.
So we going in your head.
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'm back.
Bad breath or bad body odor?
Ooh, I'm a through Bad breathBecause I feel like you don't
kiss anyone.
No, cause I don't have to, thatwasn't the question.
Okay, but body odor, I'll belaying next to you, I don't
gotta kiss you Anybody stillsmell that shit Bad body odor.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I mean it's hard, it's a hard one, either one,
that's the best Bad body odor islike, like bad breath.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Like bad breath.
Like I can offer you a mint,but bad body odor gotta do with.
Like your health and underneaththat shit Sometimes the teeth.
The bad breath can be unlinedto rotten teeth and your mouth.
It ain't nothing I can do Nowwhen I rotten fuck the teeth.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Many don't do nothing .
Speaker 1 (15:38):
List three Tempt fix.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna gowith bad breath.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, bad body odor.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, success or happiness Success.
That's gonna make me happy.
That's easy Move on.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Okay, morning or night person, all right, no
dancing.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm a morning person Say the crack of dawn.
No Shut up.
Yeah, I'm a morning person.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was trying to story it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh God, they let it all off.
We was in Miami for my birthdayand it was four of us that went,
so two of us was in my room andme and Kasey was in the other
room.
This hoe, six in the morning,yaw, yaw, what's up?
Yaw, I gotta let it go.
(16:23):
And I'm like my head is underthe covers and I'm like waking
up and I'm thought I'm hearingshit.
I'm like what the fuck is that?
No, no, no, no, no, I gotta letit go.
I literally throw my head inthe water.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm like morning breeze.
(16:43):
She's like morning I said whatare you doing?
Oh, I just have to open mythroat.
Shocker is this morning, youknow, I have to get right.
I said oh, you see, I'm asleepover here.
I do Tell me why Okay.
So I'm all right.
After her doing all this shit,I'm up why I'm in the shower.
Why does come out of this wholeback to sleep?
I said oh no, I didn't get, Ididn't get, I didn't get, I
(17:04):
didn't get.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
no sleep cause of you .
You ain't even know sleep.
Cause of me.
You're so ass, the fuck up.
I was thinking about while shewas in the shower.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was at.
She was back to sleep.
She, I was like I was like whatthe hell?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, no, no, you do that every morning.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I did it every morning.
I was like I didn't get anysleep.
I have to hey, yo, you don'tunderstand Like I use my voice a
lot.
Okay, for everything to work,that's the morning time that
junk be soaked, cause I alsosleep with my mouth open.
So the morning it'd be like youkiss and like dry.
So that's the only way we allare getting to know her now.
(17:39):
So that's the only way shereally do though.
She do something about her.
So that's the only way.
That's the only way that I canlike I got a literally like, oh,
like I literally got to let itout.
That's a true story.
It's every morning like poor myman, cause he be looking at me,
like I be like, look, everybodygot their things, it is what it
is, all right.
So the next game this is like atrend that's been going on
since, I think is I think it'sfunny, it's he's a 10, but he's
(18:03):
a 10, but okay, we gonna playthat.
All right, he's a 10, but hesucks his thumb to go to sleep.
Three Cause I'm not gonna holdyou.
Everybody got their things theyneed to do to go to sleep.
Like I got to stick my foot out, like I got to, you know, like
I got to sit on my side.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's holding him.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
If you knock this down to a three you holding them
?
I mean, I mean, imagine lookingat a relapse.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I know, hey, I mean, I'm not gonna say if you need to
go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I have to put a blanket over his face though I
go live, but I'm gonna put threePut a pillow over the big head.
I got some you can suck and youneed to go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Like this is right here.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Dude.
I mean, I probably don't looksexy when I sleep either.
So that's what I said I'm gonnagive him a three.
Good Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
He's a 10, but most of his friends are women.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Ooh, he's a 10, but most of his friends are women.
Are they platonic with it?
You don't get to ask noquestions.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, they always say they're platonic.
Are they really?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
really I'm gonna say five.
I'm gonna put them in themiddle because I don't know,
mm-hmm, okay, he's a four, buthe pays for everything.
10, that's easy.
Here's 10 scrubs, definitely asolid nine, cuz he's, I mean.
(19:36):
But look, if he, if he payingfor everything, that means I
could get him some clothes.
I gotta do is dress them up.
You can't fix his face.
I mean, it is what it is, thatblack card swipe in his face.
I'm looking at the black cardon his face, black card People
coming to you when they treatyou right right, that's very
true.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm real cute when they start doing fine, no,
that's true.
That's true, he's a five, buthas a great sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He's a five years ago .
I'm gonna give it a eight.
I'm gonna give him a eight cuzI'd like to laugh.
I like to laugh, I'm gonna giveit a eight.
Yeah, you do giggling ass bitch.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm a child, I like to laugh.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I will giggle.
She giggles like I be likeLaugh wholeheartedly.
Ho, I got giggle.
I know hardly this is what I'msaying.
That's why the yarns behappening, cuz my voice.
You understand like I use myvoice in so many different ways.
Go ahead.
He's a 10, but he starts everyconversation with WID.
(20:41):
I'm not mad at that.
I'll give him a nine.
What?
What would Jesus do?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
What are you doing oh .
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, make sure you that, as long as it's long we
(21:11):
still not for our day to eat.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Let me.
Let me ask you this like peoplepray all the time, I won't be
mad at that.
I'll give it a, I'll go with a,but what you doing is
definitely a five.
No, but Casey, it doesn't makesense.
Y'all ask me the question.
I gave you my no, but the WJD.
What would Jesus do if he justtext you that every moment?
He started with that?
What would Jesus do?
(21:35):
Walk the water girl.
I'm going to text this wholethat every day.
I was like I will never texther.
Hey, casey, get WW JD and thenwe gonna start a conversation.
Okay, you said what WID machine.
(21:56):
Everybody starts every textwith WID.
What are you doing?
I don't know, wid, what youdoing?
Five, it's irritating but everytext.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm okay, I'm here.
I'm here for Jesus.
Okay, we love you.
I'm here for you.
I'm gonna use to me a Bibleverse Then ask me what would you
do every damn day?
I mean, that's kind of that'snot the same thing, Bro.
I think it would be funny aftera while to be completely honest
with you.
I probably respond with though,whatever I'm doing, eating
Jesus cooking.
Jesus will be frying catfish,cooking pie roast.
(22:44):
Right, you will be annoyedafter a while.
Child, we know you he's a three, but he's very, very romantic.
I would bump into a seven.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Very romantic.
That's a lot.
Okay, he's a nine, but averagein bed.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Six I, we all know.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Average.
Like it, like I can't have, Ican't have you all.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
She would get rid of everybody.
I literally wait.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
When I'm dating, I try to I don't want to have sex
right away, because I know thatif it sucks you will never hear
from me again.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm gonna say and so I'd be like alright, let me at
least kind of like him a littlebit, so that if it ain't the
best, I can still be likealright, I like them.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Alright, I like them.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We have sex early and it's trash.
You can just delete my number.
I Can't, I, I will not settlefor less than amazing sex.
Sorry, because I give amazingsex.
Okay, we know.
Yeah, I know, go refer to asexuality episode.
You will not come over heresinging no mediocre peanut in
(24:10):
this.
You know you gotta go.
Okay, you know a lot ofattractive guys do be given a
mediocre peem because they thinkthat they cute, ain't gotta do
shit, I do nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You know what?
You don't gotta do nothing.
I will say women are the samewomen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
There's a lot of beautiful women who just be
pillow princesses and just belaying out like a cardboard by
cardboard playing.
Have that but, this way so.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I'm correct I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I like a 50, 50 split .
I like a, a royal rumble, likeright, you know you throw me
down.
We both Do you, dad, do youdown, I agree.
Sometimes I just want to tussle.
No, sometimes I do want to be apillow princess.
No, no, no, I might have to tap, tap, tap and you know kind of
come get you.
But I need a, I need, I needeven balance.
Yeah yeah, but then sometimesmost of the time 70, 30, yeah,
(24:59):
70 on him 30.
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha oh.
I'm 70, 30.
70, 30.
I like 70, 30.
70, head 30 dick.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
For skill.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, that's what she was 70% head I'm just kidding.
I don't know how you can getlicked that long, baby.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Wow, I get bored after a while, so recently.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I'll be off in the sky like after a while.
Ok, let me say, can I say this?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
So recently I've been dating this guy and child.
His fingers are magic.
He got long fingers.
I see them.
He do got long fingers.
I used to hate getting fingersbecause men typically just don't
know how to do it right.
But no, it got right.
All right, calm down.
(25:50):
I've never wanted fingers morethan dick in my life.
Yeah, no, I've probably had oneso long He'll go.
Maybe come from a penis andthen go right with the fingers
and make me squirt again Likenigga.
What, ok?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh sorry, Are we done with the game?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I think I've made you real pretty
well with those questions.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Is there anything you want them to know about you?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah that we are fans .
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't know.
I feel like I'm a pretty openbook.
That's one thing I can't say.
I don't really be.
Like you asked me, I'll tellyou the truth.
I agree.
I definitely will tell you thetruth about myself and yourself
for real.
For real, like, don't ask me noquestions.
You don't want to know thetruth.
What else do I want to knowabout me?
(26:35):
I guess you're just going tohave to ask would you like them
to do another takeover at somepoint?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Maybe another group of friends.
They put some in the commentsand questions that we can ask.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, I'm just playing.
Ok, I'm just playing, I'm justkidding.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean I don't we're definitely going to have Nicki
in the next one too, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I guess for me, like you know, I like to always leave
some type of message.
I feel like this was fun.
You hose got me.
I had no idea this washappening, but definitely I
guess this gave y'all a chanceto really get to know me.
But there's so much more, so Iguess we'll definitely have to
(27:13):
do a couple of these.
I will say having good friendsare important, and when you have
good friends in your life andyou have people in your life
that really love you and reallysee you, they can do shit, like
take over your whole show likeit's theirs.
And Breanna, don't get toocomfortable in my chair.
I like it, though I want aperfect outfit for this seat,
like the green is like oh my god, so I would say it's cute, I
(27:34):
like it here.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, I would say I'm going to sit here and get one
day.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I would definitely say keep good people around you,
keep people that love you, keeppeople that hold you honest and
true and keep people that canliterally ground you, because I
do believe that my friends trulyground me with all the red
flags.
Y'all bitches still love me, ohof course.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Maybe to the wheels fall off, maybe to the end.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean that's it.
I mean you end in the show.
Do you want to?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'm being old ass when you still talk of shit.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You want to wrap it up.
Since you can do my job today,I sure can.
Ok, y'all.
That's it for today's episode.
We will see y'all next week.
Please like, comment andsubscribe.
If you want to see another,take Out what episode, let us
know.
Leave some questions in thecomments or what you'd like to
know about Kasey or any of us,and we will answer them in
future episodes.
Thank you so much.
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See you next show.
Hey, y'all, it's Brienne, and Casey doesn't know
what.
We're taking over the episodetoday, so don't tell her.
Uh, she's always putting us inthe hot seat.
Now we're gonna ask her somequestions and you're gonna get
to know your host.
We are her ass Heavy.
See y'all soon.
(00:28):
Hey, I got y'all drinks.
(00:50):
Yeah, alright, but, butEverybody's mic's on, bri,
everybody's good, you can heareverybody.
Alright, cool, cool, alright,y'all, what up, what up, what up
, welcome to.
That's it.
That's All.
I'm your host, casey.
And today we got Bri.
Hey, what y'all doing.
And then, hey, and you knowwhat I want to talk about today.
(01:14):
I think let me stop you rightthere.
Today we're doing a takeoverepisode, what you in the hot
seat Period.
So whatever you got discussthis week, you gotta wait until
next week.
I'm gonna need you to sit here?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Is that even allowed?
Go ahead and switch.
Oh, I gotta switch spots, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You in my seat.
You come sit next to me.
Oh hey, okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, mm-hmm,y'all, they just kicked me out
my seat.
I like this seat.
They just it matched youroutfit, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh my god, they just kicked me out my seat.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is like I don't even know how I feel, right here
.
I'm sorry whatever you haveplanned today, I can wait, oh,
okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Because it's our episode now.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right, Well, we figured that people need to get
to know who you are.
Oh god, you know.
Every week they're asking uswho we are and we are talking
about subjects, the how we feel,about everything.
But now it's time to put you inthe hot seat and we on your ass
, we on you.
Why are you on my ass?
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be like oh my god, Idon't know what they're about to
say or what they're about to do, but they better not get on my
(02:14):
nerves.
We just gonna start with justthe regular stuff, Like just
tell us a little bit about youwhen you from.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm gonna go with you first, cuz.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes, you can choose.
I don't know what they're aboutto ask me, but I don't trust
them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What you don't trust them, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know Y'all, wow they seen y'all, especially
her, especially her.
Okay, okay, I guess.
So we're gonna keep it regular,real light right now.
Tell us a little bit aboutyourself when you from, what you
do, wow, your passions.
I don't know how I feel overhere, but okay, hey, it's cool
(02:50):
over here I'll do that.
I'm just not used to it.
I'm sorry, y'all just threw mefor a loop.
Okay, I'm from Moncler, newJersey.
I went to Bowie StateUniversity.
Some of my you asked me what mypassions were.
Some of your passions.
One of some of my passions Ilove food.
I love to cook.
I love to cook.
(03:11):
I love music.
I'm a singer and I like mypodcast that you guys just took
over.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yes, it's our shit today.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh my God, I mean okay, it's like parental rights,
I don't know how to let go.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, you're here in LA now.
How'd you get here?
I moved here in 2014 with $200and six suitcases.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And look at me now Six.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, somebody brought me a go in the wake
present, okay, and it was sixsuitcases like one, the big one,
the little one.
Then it was like a little boxbox and a duffel and I said to
myself whatever don't fit in her, it ain't coming.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It ain't coming.
Okay, I didn't know that,actually, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It was a struggle.
Y'all even know.
Like I'm all put together now,Girl was like couldn't even slip
down my edges, Could afford it.
Edge control Listen we all beenthere.
I don't know, not being able toafford it.
Sometimes sleep was my dinner,so I get it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Sleep and dreams, sleep and dreams, I totally get
it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, you hear, now the globe is real, you
successful, you got your ownpodcast, which we love to be on,
and I want to ask you where doyou see it going?
If you had it your way the nextfive years?
What do you see?
I want a whole talk show.
I want a whole talk show.
I want to be open, necessarilybecause open to series, I want
(04:38):
to be like the Queen Latifahshows or the Tarja Banks shows.
I want to talk show Because Ifeel like I guess the basis of
what I've created this around isto hear real stories and real
opinions, not necessarily liketrue, fact and factual.
It's just that, having theconversation that we always have
together, and I think that evenlike I remember telling Bree,
(05:03):
I've been talking about doingthis podcast for a long time,
like a long time.
So we all, we need to do apodcast.
We need to do a podcast Like Iwant to have my friends on it.
I want to talk about the stuffwe've been talking about,
because not only are we funny asfuck, but we literally have
some real stuff we be talkingabout and that, like I just you
know, I always had a gut feelingthat, like, at the end of the
(05:23):
day, like there's All kind offriends talking about the same
shit.
And then also I wanted to usemy degree, like my degrees in
broadcast journalism, and I likespent a lot of money for that
degree and was not using it andso like, even if, even if this
is the different medium, then Iinitially went for it because I
wanted to be a news anchor.
That's what I wanted to be.
(05:44):
I was the anchor of my school'snews station, bsu TV, bsu, um.
But then I realized that beingon the news is 365 and I bombs
over my head and rain.
You don't see them news anchors, they be blown over.
I was like, nah, I won't dothat.
So I kind of sat it on theshelf and then, like there was a
(06:05):
time where there was a timewhere I thought I was going to
be in radio but I was like Ilike being seen.
And then I remember my, my, myprofessor at the initials at the
time where, like, one of thesix in park was still kind of
popular and I was like, well,maybe I'll do.
Um, like entertainment, uh,entertainment interviews, like
(06:28):
entertainment, health, and hetalked me way out of it, like he
literally crushed all my dreamsabout it.
He was like no, you're toointelligent for that, you know
people, that's the shortcut,whatever.
And I kind of kind of justshoved it.
And then, once I graduated, Iwent to like corporate America,
started doing like marketing andstuff like that.
And then I just got like kindof lost in Jersey.
And I know what I was doing.
(06:48):
I was working at Buffalo ballwings, by the um, by the BetLife
Stadium, and I was like I don'twant to be here, no more, and I
moved to LA and I really didn'thave a reason, reason other
than the fact that I didn't likeLA and the Blizzard of 2014.
I hate snow, I'm tired ofshoveling it.
So I was like I'm done.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I just came out here, and it was 35 inches of
snow.
That was what.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I was living in snow.
I don't understand.
I'll take these expensive billsover shoveling anything.
But yeah, that's just kind ofhow I got here.
I I landed and then, like lifehas just happened ever since,
like I've gotten into a lot ofum different projects.
I've been on tour, I lived inChina.
They just kind of just happenedand I'm just kind of like
rolling with the punches.
(07:34):
So if you had three wishes, whatwould they be?
Um, three wishes that's a goodquestion.
I would say I definitely wantto be able to live comfortably.
I don't need to necessarily berich, but I want to do be able
to do what I want and I have tolook at my bank account.
Um two, I want help for myfriends and family and myself.
(07:56):
Like I, I um, yeah, I'm notready for anybody in my media
family to go nowhere, so I wishfor them to stay with me as long
as they possibly can.
And three, I just want I don'tknow necessarily if I want to be
famous, but I want to be ableto shed a lot of light in the
(08:17):
world and whatever platform thatis going to take me.
That's where I want to be.
I want to be famous.
I don't know, like that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That was a good that was actually really good.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Three wishes Like that.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
second one too is a is a that's a real one.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
That's a real one, that's a real one that's a real
one, cause.
I need my money Cause you wantme.
I want to be hit on a hundredand twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I need my friends.
No for real Like.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean, think about it.
You're like for real black andcracky, I'm sorry, like we
living long, like they sayinglike the forties, forties and
the new like twenties.
Right now, I believe it.
Yeah, People been posting me.
You don't see these 40.
Oh, they look good.
They look good.
Gabrielle you like, it's like150.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
50.
Girl Do not do, gabby Do not do.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Gabby, she like a hundred.
She popped out for that.
I'm running to the house, solooking rich she's cute.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I love that.
I love that she had arms.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm scared baby.
I said, okay, let's get it, I'mhere for her.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I love it for you.
I'm here for her.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, Casey, I want to know what do you think
your three red flags are my redflags, and what in what
situation?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Dating.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Dating.
Yeah, what are your three?
What do you think your threered flags are?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You ain't got no job.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You ain't got no job.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, no, no, no, no no .
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Your red flags.
Oh, oh, you personally.
What do you think that your redflags?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
are your red flags?
Oh, my bad.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
My three, my three red flags yes.
I'm perfect Girl.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'm the number one.
Wrap it up the fact that shethinks she's perfect.
That's the one, right there.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Number two other than I'm perfect is that don't count
.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Started one.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, started one, yeah, stop.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I want to see it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I was like okay, my red flags.
I would have to say I'm very,very Okay.
I would have to say I'm very,very type A, like I'm very, very
type A, like I be trying toboss everything around.
I'll say that, controlling, I'mvery controlling.
Okay, I'm very controlling.
We love someone who's selfaware.
Yes, we love a self aware queen.
I never look.
(10:17):
I never say that I would likethat I got.
I'm not going to be, I'm notgoing to hold you, I'm
definitely controlling.
Okay, what can I say?
What would be my other redflags?
I don't like to drive.
I like to drive nowhere.
You live in LA, though.
I hate it, and I hate it.
If I have the option, I wouldlike, can I ride with you?
(10:38):
But whole time can I ride withyou, I don't like to drive, okay
, and my red flag, three redflags, damn.
You need help.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I need help Inpatient.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, but it's not yeah .
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You impatient you impatient, Definitely.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I mean that's fucked.
No, first of all, first of all,first of all.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
But I will say she gets you done, you get you done.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You impatient with reason, though Like, like,
sometimes, no, it'd be impatientwith reason, like some people
have what y'all have.
May have way more patience thanI do, but my patience
definitely has a time clock.
Like it's only so long youcould just be doing stuff and me
not come up.
I don't, don't come out thegate like that, okay, wow.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Wow, no serious Gate, Gate what I was just gonna say.
You know what that was?
Hell of a party.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We love you, though we love you, though I'm gonna
have to take a shot with thatone.
That one, all right, we'regonna play a game.
We got two games we're gonnaplay.
Okay, we're gonna start with.
We're gonna start with it.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You ready Kay?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Let's go get them.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, we're gonna start with this or that.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'll let Ne start.
Ne what you got to say, Don'tbe looking at my shit.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm not looking.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm not looking.
Relax yourself, bruh, you knowshe a pit bull, okay go ahead.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You said I'm a pit bull.
Yes, you are a, definitely apit bull?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
yeah, Probably.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, no, you don't.
I got something to do with it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
If I had to do with your shortness, I would say you
a chihuahua.
What she's like.
Did I call her a pit bullbecause she's short?
I said no, I would call you achihuahua.
In that case.
She's like no, you're a littlefeisty, you're real snappy.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You feisty?
I don't know, You're a littlefeisty In front of everybody.
In front of everybody, in frontof the world, in front of the
world, anyways.
So we finna play this gamecalled this or that.
Okay, so you gotta pick this orthat.
Okay, you get two options.
There ain't no bow out nigga.
Pick one, we don't bow out allthe time.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, you bring it up, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
We talking about right now.
Okay, we here today.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
All right, what's up?
Suck toes or eat ass, jumpright into it, get into it.
A man we talking about a man,not no bitch.
Y'all did good on this one.
Y'all did good on this one,cause I don't like need a little
walker.
We know, bitch, you gotta pickI guess I'm gonna do toes, cause
I ain't touching no booty holes.
Ooh, y'all saw that bars Girl.
(13:03):
Ah, are you good, okay, bestsex of your life one time or
mediocre sex every day.
I got questions.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
No, no, there's no questions.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I got questions no, this or that.
I just wanna.
I wanna hear the question, butsee, I'm gonna show them.
No, you're being controlling.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
right now Pipe down.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I mean y'all take over, but it's still no it's our
shit today.
It's not yours, it's not shit.
Okay, it's our shit today.
I'm not bad, I'll chill, I'llrelax.
I got questions.
No, is this or that?
Ho Wait cause mediocre, no,mediocre, no.
I got a question on whatmediocre.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, on a scale of one to 10 is two.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, that's average.
Okay, right, two, I guess onetime, cause that's what
vibrators are for.
Okay, I just need to know whatthis is.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You're not hunching on me every night, I just need
to know what this is Cause youwould have said five, not
hunching on me, if you wouldhave said five or six, I would
have went with you.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I know I need to know what you.
That was my question.
I feel like mediocre, like six,is average.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know.
That's a pretty good six inaverage.
I mean I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
For the average woman , I feel like six is average
woman.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wait, that's what I'm saying, which I'm a person.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I would think five or six is mediocre.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Seven Eight is land range, but that's why I do this.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
On the scale, because I would personally think five
or six is mediocre, because, butI could take I'll mess with
that less than that.
I could take six every day, butif you said two, nine, then you
ain't going with two.
Oh my God, they're gonna haveto put another thing over you
again.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
They're gonna decide.
My coach, she closed the stuff.
Your leg, your leg, your leggonna be cut off because they're
too long.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, okay, what's the next one?
At least my feet ain't swingingright now, bitch mine not
either today.
She on the ground girl.
Oh, that's cause it's low couchwhat she did.
She look, I call her daddy longlegs.
She be trying to stomp on this,but it's like nah, you all
right, you get feet with that.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's okay, we're not even talking about me, we
talking about you.
So we going in your head.
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'm back.
Bad breath or bad body odor?
Ooh, I'm a through Bad breathBecause I feel like you don't
kiss anyone.
No, cause I don't have to, thatwasn't the question.
Okay, but body odor, I'll belaying next to you, I don't
gotta kiss you Anybody stillsmell that shit Bad body odor.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I mean it's hard, it's a hard one, either one,
that's the best Bad body odor islike, like bad breath.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Like bad breath.
Like I can offer you a mint,but bad body odor gotta do with.
Like your health and underneaththat shit Sometimes the teeth.
The bad breath can be unlinedto rotten teeth and your mouth.
It ain't nothing I can do Nowwhen I rotten fuck the teeth.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Many don't do nothing .
Speaker 1 (15:38):
List three Tempt fix.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna gowith bad breath.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, bad body odor.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, success or happiness Success.
That's gonna make me happy.
That's easy Move on.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Okay, morning or night person, all right, no
dancing.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm a morning person Say the crack of dawn.
No Shut up.
Yeah, I'm a morning person.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was trying to story it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh God, they let it all off.
We was in Miami for my birthdayand it was four of us that went,
so two of us was in my room andme and Kasey was in the other
room.
This hoe, six in the morning,yaw, yaw, what's up?
Yaw, I gotta let it go.
(16:23):
And I'm like my head is underthe covers and I'm like waking
up and I'm thought I'm hearingshit.
I'm like what the fuck is that?
No, no, no, no, no, I gotta letit go.
I literally throw my head inthe water.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm like morning breeze.
(16:43):
She's like morning I said whatare you doing?
Oh, I just have to open mythroat.
Shocker is this morning, youknow, I have to get right.
I said oh, you see, I'm asleepover here.
I do Tell me why Okay.
So I'm all right.
After her doing all this shit,I'm up why I'm in the shower.
Why does come out of this wholeback to sleep?
I said oh no, I didn't get, Ididn't get, I didn't get, I
(17:04):
didn't get.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
no sleep cause of you .
You ain't even know sleep.
Cause of me.
You're so ass, the fuck up.
I was thinking about while shewas in the shower.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was at.
She was back to sleep.
She, I was like I was like whatthe hell?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, no, no, you do that every morning.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I did it every morning.
I was like I didn't get anysleep.
I have to hey, yo, you don'tunderstand Like I use my voice a
lot.
Okay, for everything to work,that's the morning time that
junk be soaked, cause I alsosleep with my mouth open.
So the morning it'd be like youkiss and like dry.
So that's the only way we allare getting to know her now.
(17:39):
So that's the only way shereally do though.
She do something about her.
So that's the only way.
That's the only way that I canlike I got a literally like, oh,
like I literally got to let itout.
That's a true story.
It's every morning like poor myman, cause he be looking at me,
like I be like, look, everybodygot their things, it is what it
is, all right.
So the next game this is like atrend that's been going on
since, I think is I think it'sfunny, it's he's a 10, but he's
(18:03):
a 10, but okay, we gonna playthat.
All right, he's a 10, but hesucks his thumb to go to sleep.
Three Cause I'm not gonna holdyou.
Everybody got their things theyneed to do to go to sleep.
Like I got to stick my foot out, like I got to, you know, like
I got to sit on my side.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's holding him.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
If you knock this down to a three you holding them
?
I mean, I mean, imagine lookingat a relapse.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I know, hey, I mean, I'm not gonna say if you need to
go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I have to put a blanket over his face though I
go live, but I'm gonna put threePut a pillow over the big head.
I got some you can suck and youneed to go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Like this is right here.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Dude.
I mean, I probably don't looksexy when I sleep either.
So that's what I said I'm gonnagive him a three.
Good Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
He's a 10, but most of his friends are women.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Ooh, he's a 10, but most of his friends are women.
Are they platonic with it?
You don't get to ask noquestions.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, they always say they're platonic.
Are they really?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
really I'm gonna say five.
I'm gonna put them in themiddle because I don't know,
mm-hmm, okay, he's a four, buthe pays for everything.
10, that's easy.
Here's 10 scrubs, definitely asolid nine, cuz he's, I mean.
(19:36):
But look, if he, if he payingfor everything, that means I
could get him some clothes.
I gotta do is dress them up.
You can't fix his face.
I mean, it is what it is, thatblack card swipe in his face.
I'm looking at the black cardon his face, black card People
coming to you when they treatyou right right, that's very
true.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm real cute when they start doing fine, no,
that's true.
That's true, he's a five, buthas a great sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He's a five years ago .
I'm gonna give it a eight.
I'm gonna give him a eight cuzI'd like to laugh.
I like to laugh, I'm gonna giveit a eight.
Yeah, you do giggling ass bitch.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm a child, I like to laugh.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I will giggle.
She giggles like I be likeLaugh wholeheartedly.
Ho, I got giggle.
I know hardly this is what I'msaying.
That's why the yarns behappening, cuz my voice.
You understand like I use myvoice in so many different ways.
Go ahead.
He's a 10, but he starts everyconversation with WID.
(20:41):
I'm not mad at that.
I'll give him a nine.
What?
What would Jesus do?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
What are you doing oh .
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, make sure you that, as long as it's long we
(21:11):
still not for our day to eat.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Let me.
Let me ask you this like peoplepray all the time, I won't be
mad at that.
I'll give it a, I'll go with a,but what you doing is
definitely a five.
No, but Casey, it doesn't makesense.
Y'all ask me the question.
I gave you my no, but the WJD.
What would Jesus do if he justtext you that every moment?
He started with that?
What would Jesus do?
(21:35):
Walk the water girl.
I'm going to text this wholethat every day.
I was like I will never texther.
Hey, casey, get WW JD and thenwe gonna start a conversation.
Okay, you said what WID machine.
(21:56):
Everybody starts every textwith WID.
What are you doing?
I don't know, wid, what youdoing?
Five, it's irritating but everytext.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm okay, I'm here.
I'm here for Jesus.
Okay, we love you.
I'm here for you.
I'm gonna use to me a Bibleverse Then ask me what would you
do every damn day?
I mean, that's kind of that'snot the same thing, Bro.
I think it would be funny aftera while to be completely honest
with you.
I probably respond with though,whatever I'm doing, eating
Jesus cooking.
Jesus will be frying catfish,cooking pie roast.
(22:44):
Right, you will be annoyedafter a while.
Child, we know you he's a three, but he's very, very romantic.
I would bump into a seven.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Very romantic.
That's a lot.
Okay, he's a nine, but averagein bed.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Six I, we all know.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Average.
Like it, like I can't have, Ican't have you all.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
She would get rid of everybody.
I literally wait.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
When I'm dating, I try to I don't want to have sex
right away, because I know thatif it sucks you will never hear
from me again.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm gonna say and so I'd be like alright, let me at
least kind of like him a littlebit, so that if it ain't the
best, I can still be likealright, I like them.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Alright, I like them.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We have sex early and it's trash.
You can just delete my number.
I Can't, I, I will not settlefor less than amazing sex.
Sorry, because I give amazingsex.
Okay, we know.
Yeah, I know, go refer to asexuality episode.
You will not come over heresinging no mediocre peanut in
(24:10):
this.
You know you gotta go.
Okay, you know a lot ofattractive guys do be given a
mediocre peem because they thinkthat they cute, ain't gotta do
shit, I do nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You know what?
You don't gotta do nothing.
I will say women are the samewomen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
There's a lot of beautiful women who just be
pillow princesses and just belaying out like a cardboard by
cardboard playing.
Have that but, this way so.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I'm correct I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I like a 50, 50 split .
I like a, a royal rumble, likeright, you know you throw me
down.
We both Do you, dad, do youdown, I agree.
Sometimes I just want to tussle.
No, sometimes I do want to be apillow princess.
No, no, no, I might have to tap, tap, tap and you know kind of
come get you.
But I need a, I need, I needeven balance.
Yeah yeah, but then sometimesmost of the time 70, 30, yeah,
(24:59):
70 on him 30.
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha oh.
I'm 70, 30.
70, 30.
I like 70, 30.
70, head 30 dick.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
For skill.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, that's what she was 70% head I'm just kidding.
I don't know how you can getlicked that long, baby.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Wow, I get bored after a while, so recently.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I'll be off in the sky like after a while.
Ok, let me say, can I say this?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
So recently I've been dating this guy and child.
His fingers are magic.
He got long fingers.
I see them.
He do got long fingers.
I used to hate getting fingersbecause men typically just don't
know how to do it right.
But no, it got right.
All right, calm down.
(25:50):
I've never wanted fingers morethan dick in my life.
Yeah, no, I've probably had oneso long He'll go.
Maybe come from a penis andthen go right with the fingers
and make me squirt again Likenigga.
What, ok?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh sorry, Are we done with the game?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I think I've made you real pretty
well with those questions.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Is there anything you want them to know about you?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah that we are fans .
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't know.
I feel like I'm a pretty openbook.
That's one thing I can't say.
I don't really be.
Like you asked me, I'll tellyou the truth.
I agree.
I definitely will tell you thetruth about myself and yourself
for real.
For real, like, don't ask me noquestions.
You don't want to know thetruth.
What else do I want to knowabout me?
(26:35):
I guess you're just going tohave to ask would you like them
to do another takeover at somepoint?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Maybe another group of friends.
They put some in the commentsand questions that we can ask.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, I'm just playing.
Ok, I'm just playing, I'm justkidding.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean I don't we're definitely going to have Nicki
in the next one too, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I guess for me, like you know, I like to always leave
some type of message.
I feel like this was fun.
You hose got me.
I had no idea this washappening, but definitely I
guess this gave y'all a chanceto really get to know me.
But there's so much more, so Iguess we'll definitely have to
(27:13):
do a couple of these.
I will say having good friendsare important, and when you have
good friends in your life andyou have people in your life
that really love you and reallysee you, they can do shit, like
take over your whole show likeit's theirs.
And Breanna, don't get toocomfortable in my chair.
I like it, though I want aperfect outfit for this seat,
like the green is like oh my god, so I would say it's cute, I
(27:34):
like it here.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, I would say I'm going to sit here and get one
day.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I would definitely say keep good people around you,
keep people that love you, keeppeople that hold you honest and
true and keep people that canliterally ground you, because I
do believe that my friends trulyground me with all the red
flags.
Y'all bitches still love me, ohof course.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Maybe to the wheels fall off, maybe to the end.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean that's it.
I mean you end in the show.
Do you want to?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'm being old ass when you still talk of shit.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You want to wrap it up.
Since you can do my job today,I sure can.
Ok, y'all.
That's it for today's episode.
We will see y'all next week.
Please like, comment andsubscribe.
If you want to see another,take Out what episode, let us
know.
Leave some questions in thecomments or what you'd like to
know about Kasey or any of us,and we will answer them in
future episodes.
Thank you so much.
(28:23):
That's it.
That's all.
This is that's it.
That's all.
Is written by me, kasey Carnage, and produced by myself and
Rick Barrio-Dill.
Associate Producer Brie Corrie.
Assistant Producer LarissaDonahoe, audio and Video
Engineering and StudioFacilities provided by Slap
(28:43):
Studios LA, with distributionthrough our collective for
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