August 8, 2025 • 198 mins
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I don't care. OK, OK, OK, OK.
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OK. I don't care.
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like. That's my opinion.
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I believe so. Yeah, bro, that.
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Shit's crazy dog. Thank you.
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One time I say football for package.
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Sponsorship and bro, no more example.
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So should should have. Good.
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Miami. Miami.
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Boom, check out some problem. So, yeah, thank you.
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That's why I wanted to. Do that.
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We made decision. In a way.
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I highly doubt it, however. This was a gradual.
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I'm talking about, right? OK, good job bro.
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I'm happy for you man. I.
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Pueblo Fell, Pabo. Maraco.
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The platform to YouTube. YouTube is easy, but they have
to pay for the place. You don't care to watch a
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YouTube video, right? You have to like to play it.
It's super easy, but you actually need an account to give
a full stream to a song on thoseplatforms and nag you up, Crack
down everything OK? I found the music.
You don't. Or we can move.
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I want to talk about that. OK, so video.
Go from on mute. Pool says you're on mute on.
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Mute. If I don't sell 20 or so 1000
tickets to my tour in the next 48 hours, it's going to be
cancelled. If we're just not in a place yet
to sell out these two 3000 cab venues, that's fine.
It's always been my goal to connect deeply, not widely, and
I stand by that. But just in case you were
waiting till the week of or night of to buy a ticket, that
approach just isn't going to work because there won't be a
show to buy a ticket to. So whether that happens or not,
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I'm grateful to you for caring about my songs, and I hold on to
a sliver of hope that I will seeyou in the fall.
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I'm speaking to semi Leon Motleylisteners to Spotify.
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ticket. No mate, first of all video.
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What do you do this every time bro?
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Yes, thank you guys for having me.
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you know, like when I see you can kill, see your voice, like
you can kill, see how to hear. We speak English ugly AB Don't
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I speak more English than I do Creole bro me.
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So you gotta be able to read theroom bro.
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less. We exchange numbers and get
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swimming apple. Yeah, see Wyclef.
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performing. So he contacted Wyclef.
If we miss you, I'm doing a showwith Dave and I want you to open
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for me. That's good.
So when I keep stay ready. So.
You don't have to kiss me, bro. 15 minutes.
Not put me in the car. Yeah, kiss me.
Yeah, like 5 minutes. Yeah.
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So kiss me. How many?
Jokes is it to be honest black you interconnected you?
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out. You pop pill we understand up
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comedy, let me tell you. All right.
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That's a good line, how we deal with trauma.
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Generation do stand up comedy, stand up comedy comedy.
I see Tyler Perry does stand up does theatre comedy, but nobody
calls Tyler Perry a stand up comedian.
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Robert De Niro. Robert.
De Niro does funny. Movies, but he's.
Not a stand up. Comedian no bargain.
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Go see that you. Yeah, I want to see that you
back in freedom of speech. So how can you have stand?
Up comedy I'm making you meet easy.
Also I really stand up committee.
Yeah, but so you mean we go by Nakuyoki implement or
constitutionally the freedom of speech.
So that's that's their God-givenright to see whatever they what
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they want. So don't stand up committee.
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You. Know what I'm saying?
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I survive Haiti. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is it.
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Yeah. Word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Yeah. Daniel Fish, surgeon, You know,
yeah, that that's the thing. Bro, I was a comedian.
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If. That's the case then, I think.
He's the funniest guy, like but.I started.
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Before. You got famous, bro.
But you came to my show. Yeah, I know.
In 20, 2011, 20/10/2011. So.
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But I'm famous. I just refresh.
No. If that's the case, then you.
Said. I'm the host of the biggest
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Haitian television shows. DSL stars.
Demi set. Demi set.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
But no, no, but you started. Really taking call myself and go
just for about 20 minutes. Yeah, but I was well known.
That's right, Super popular. That's the reason because.
When Demi said I. Was in cooler so I.
Got so I got famous. I was still in class bro.
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I was in. Tallahassee.
I was at Florida State. So mind you, but you know,
students, staff, faculty don't. I'm famous.
I'm in Tallahassee by Miami by. I want you to come before him,
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Seymour. He's like you.
I'll pay you 5. I'll pay you 1000.
Dollars. My what did you go Bali?
Really bro? That was your?
First gig. First gig bro.
Oh wow. 1st that was. 20. 12. 2010 ten years. 10/20/10 bro so.
Miley were there. Come see.
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We'll we'll vent. We'll.
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Yeah, no full time comedian bro I do this for.
Real for real bro. Before the.
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Bin before the bin bro. That shit don't.
Work bro. That's why I.
Don't do. It I'm doing my thing bro,
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you're in the middle of my set. I'm looking back.
Like, you're soft. Let me do no respect.
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No respect, bro. Like, think, think, think.
Test, test, test. I'm in the middle of my shit
piss. Yeah, I'm pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like *** Fuck.
I'm heated. Mind you sound.
Check that shit you're supposed to do before the people are here
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solutions. Football.
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6 You know what? I'm saying like some written.
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By what do you mean by? A.
But what the fuck is no No. No.
Stop, stop, stop okay, thank youif we.
Talk about Haitian media so, because no, no lie.
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I see you at more. Comedy shows than probably.
I don't even think he will ever attend a comedy show.
But but but. No.
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Yeah, there's no. You just want artist OnStar, but
as a star. No, no, no, no.
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No do that rock side by side promoting Haitian culture.
Music, Music, Music, music, music.
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Yeah. He.
Went. To.
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Promote his show not to really to talk about his craft and they
would just. No, but you got.
To know how to do that. On both parties?
Yeah, on both. Parties, we reach out.
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We'll reach. Out too.
I always reach out. I know, tell me something.
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Hot 90 7.
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Crossover mainstream, so don't. We've we've always been B2B
direct to consumer generic or generic Fenby right, right.
So it's. Very dope 7. 150 people, all
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right, to the point we had to add a second show.
Second show showed out in three days ago.
Yo, that's crazy. Really.
Oh yeah, man, Analytics you. Now let me fake up commerce we.
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Put like Canada 2009, I've been doing this.
So that's the second you're doing.
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First, yeah, don't. Myself, I'm.
Getting people who never got fish like, you know, yeah, you
know, we got a shout out to themtoo.
But yo, they've been left. My favorite side don't Canada
was always been with me. You don't get set to Canada.
I know it's off topic but. 35. 45 minutes.
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So many questions, friends, friends
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that I don't know. Friends.
I'm gonna invite all my friends.That's why it's called.
OK, now who's? Not your friend, but that's the
thing, I don't have no beef so every.
Follow me, who is the? Comedian active?
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Yeah, you're looking at it, bro.Good.
Ends OK, I got the. Reason why I said.
That, but I'm gonna have two specials out right now.
That means 2 albums, but still. But that's what I'm.
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Saying I'm a Haitian. Bro TJ listen to me.
TJ is English. TJ comics man ugly.
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You're ugly too. See.
You know about you I. Just dropped we just dropped say
Joe and friends with tea. No song that's good.
Watch it on YouTube. Success when Mem.
Mem. Maya, Elizabeth.
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OK. We.
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Black wiki Chilo chilo. Okay, listen to me everybody.
Right. Black, black, black.
Black. Black.
Black, black, black was. Stage inference Canada this.
Year bro. Yes bro.
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And it gradually gets there flying motherfuckers out to.
Perform his shit bro. Friends, Junior Ali.
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Friends. ABC.
OK, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
What? He's funny.
Can we play his? Stuff.
You have a shit. You said it already.
Please. No, don't work like that.
Did you send? It doesn't.
Work like that. Oh, it doesn't work like this is
ancient podcast, but we're not that.
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We're not that like. We can do it.
We can't think. We're CNN.
No, no, no, no. He watch it all.
Right. He.
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Looks funnier than you. Of course you look scary.
You know I'm serious bro. Again.
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That's why we're building something.
You never heard of him? Yeah, no, I've.
Heard of him is good right is right him right now.
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Is good. NIT.
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I think you need to. The.
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Production we got. A real we got.
A real cruise if I fed. The my guy called PC Bro.
We have a real crew. They work with Netflix and
everything. So bro, I didn't spend no, you
know, I put my foot in this bro more plus, you know, that's a
40,000. We had the exactly nab Luis
pasta Nufil Luis pasta. It was free for people to come.
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No bro, no one ticket but it is sold.
Out too so. You got some money?
Yeah, Yeah, we. Live taping.
Live taping live. No, but I'm going like my shit
is. Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, we try to pitch it by a by a network like.
Well, well, well. Black Bob Zeki, Bob Zeki, you
know, but we reach out to a network.
It be Madam Vice President in network, like all Americans
don't like watching movies with subtitles.
Got it, Madam. Nancy.
Man, with all due respect, I'm an American and I watch movies
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with subtitles, So what the fuckare you talking about?
Yeah, dog, you know that's the problem.
That's the problem. Just refresh.
That's the problem. You pack up pinpoint we, I.
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Think it's a platform? And that's, you know.
That's the you. That's the biggest problem I.
I I get because in laughing Laughing by
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Amazon online on YouTube I can'teven.
Keep going until you know everybody gotta do their own.
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Job bro. Google what the fuck are these
Haitians doing here? Google.
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When? I say something about the
Haitian at Google. We talked to, you know, them,
you know. Them take over Silicon Valley
video headquarter Google San Francisco, Google Haiti.
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OK so but bro.
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A a, a a platform Google Classroom.
OK, so they're working. That's something that I know.
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So if that's not there, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, you're going on the right path.
Right now because of AI now no second border.
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I'm just saying commit you are you crazy platform platform
study get translate on black. That's why I'm no no, it works
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in English. It would be Alcoholics just like
their. Fathers, it works.
It works. Yeah, OK yeah, that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get.
It black. Comedy is universal, but humor
is cultural. Even when I perform my Kevin
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Hart, I mean, I'm just giving our Dave Chappelle.
They dubbed it in French. Coming to America was a comedy
movie until I came to America and learn English.
Coming to America, drama, romance, the comedy comes in in
the form of dialogue. There's no Kung Fu in it, bro.
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That's karate, bro. Then they get to learn a
choreography bro I do. Production.
Where is the Samuel? Jackson.
Samuel Jackson. So come on.
But we knew it was comedy. Brutal.
OK, put. That anything in French it.
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Was a love story. No, no.
Let. Me tell you it's coming up there
over drama facts, facts, New York them.
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French already fucked up the drop for you because this shit
is called Coming to America so you have to watch them.
Bro coming to America, the Prince in new.
York No, it's the. Prince in New York so you you
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fuck up the job bro and New Yorksay New York No, you fuck up
the. Job bro, because listen.
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Home alone, you remember. Home alone.
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No, no, let me tell you the jokeis coming to.
America, that's the joke. That's already the joke bro.
Like if you live in the culture,you understand English coming to
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America. You.
Fuck up the movie for me. Hold on, Joe.
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like, hey man, you're in America, you speak American.
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black guy here in America, so won't call me any Sotico de
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speak American. Because guess what, to speak
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it, to speak American is to speak guns.
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geographical. You could look it up bro.
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introduction and then Lee goes with like 2-3 questions, right?
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But what I'm saying is, you don't.
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I invested my life into it. Maybe it's about Netflix.
It could be Peacock. It could be Hulu.
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hub, no film hub that net they are come see your voice by.
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pick all of them. It's just Netflix buffet potsy.
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an entertainment lawyer to reachout to them.
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want. Or they create their own
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production. They do their own production.
Do their own production instead.Of you having to try to make
that money back. Yeah.
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It covers everything. Where I seem like so.
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Amazon And then I have to reallywork at it to make the money
back, right? Netflix, sit back and watch your
money pile up. But there's a Netflix.
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And this who then set me and I see.
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Honestly. So it's really a way of saying,
yeah, you're the funny 1. You come.
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It's on. No, no, no.
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Anyway guys, so. Thanks for coming bro.
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Like, you know, unless. Actually from.
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If you were down here, you'd definitely be bigger.
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Seymour Sumani. Who's the biggest Haitian?
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She's the best. Singer bro.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
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Say on the Internet I could. Never be me dog.
I swear to God my *** I wish I gave a fuck about people now but
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create a breakdown. Did you see it?
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I just need to stay away from the phone.
This one fell live. That's it.
Yeah, everything happened on TikTok.
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Say something. You prepare, really.
You go and you say that, and then you leave.
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You. Disconnected.
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I'm lost. Stay with me, stay with me.
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they do a video for this. So which is good.
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OK, let me hear this shit. So what the fuck?
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going to grow up. He's going to see the videos or
hero, but and someone will mention it to him.
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balloon my friend, you know. You know I have mad love mad.
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fest was a party day plug. Yeah, we can connect you.
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venue. For the ceilings are low, the
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tickets to my tour in the next 48 hours, it's going to be
cancelled. If we're just not in a place yet
to sell out these two 3000 cab venues, that's fine.
It's always been my goal to connect deeply, not widely, and
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waiting till the week of or night of to buy a ticket, that
approach just isn't going to work because there won't be a
show to buy a ticket to. So whether that happens or not,
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yo this you so we say contact them on on Instagram so they be
less. We exchange numbers and get
e-mail for me say don't for SNL Wyclef in for SNL we said
swimming apple. Yeah, see Wyclef.
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So Dave's name is human appreciation Wyclef in
performing. So he contacted Wyclef.
If we miss you, I'm doing a showwith Dave and I want you to open
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for me. That's good.
So when I keep stay ready. So.
You don't have to kiss me, bro. 15 minutes.
Not put me in the car. Yeah, kiss me.
Yeah, like 5 minutes. Yeah.
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So kiss me. How many?
Jokes is it to be honest black you interconnected you?
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out. You pop pill we understand up
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comedy, let me tell you. All right.
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That's a good line, how we deal with trauma.
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Generation do stand up comedy, stand up comedy comedy.
I see Tyler Perry does stand up does theatre comedy, but nobody
calls Tyler Perry a stand up comedian.
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Robert De Niro. Robert.
De Niro does funny. Movies, but he's.
Not a stand up. Comedian no bargain.
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It was on Pula kill Papa Dopplersecond set.
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back in freedom of speech. So how can you have stand?
Up comedy I'm making you meet easy.
Also I really stand up committee.
Yeah, but so you mean we go by Nakuyoki implement or
constitutionally the freedom of speech.
So that's that's their God-givenright to see whatever they what
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they want. So don't stand up committee.
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You. Know what I'm saying?
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I survive Haiti. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is it.
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Yeah. Word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Yeah. Daniel Fish, surgeon, You know,
yeah, that that's the thing. Bro, I was a comedian.
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If. That's the case then, I think.
He's the funniest guy, like but.I started.
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Before. You got famous, bro.
But you came to my show. Yeah, I know.
In 20, 2011, 20/10/2011. So.
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But I'm famous. I just refresh.
No. If that's the case, then you.
Said. I'm the host of the biggest
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Haitian television shows. DSL stars.
Demi set. Demi set.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
But no, no, but you started. Really taking call myself and go
just for about 20 minutes. Yeah, but I was well known.
That's right, Super popular. That's the reason because.
When Demi said I. Was in cooler so I.
Got so I got famous. I was still in class bro.
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I was in. Tallahassee.
I was at Florida State. So mind you, but you know,
students, staff, faculty don't. I'm famous.
I'm in Tallahassee by Miami by. I want you to come before him,
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Seymour. He's like you.
I'll pay you 5. I'll pay you 1000.
Dollars. My what did you go Bali?
Really bro? That was your?
First gig. First gig bro.
Oh wow. 1st that was. 20. 12. 2010 ten years. 10/20/10 bro so.
Miley were there. Come see.
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We'll we'll vent. We'll.
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Yeah, no full time comedian bro I do this for.
Real for real bro. Before the.
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Bin before the bin bro. That shit don't.
Work bro. That's why I.
Don't do. It I'm doing my thing bro,
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you're in the middle of my set. I'm looking back.
Like, you're soft. Let me do no respect.
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No respect, bro. Like, think, think, think.
Test, test, test. I'm in the middle of my shit
piss. Yeah, I'm pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like *** Fuck.
I'm heated. Mind you sound.
Check that shit you're supposed to do before the people are here
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solutions. Football.
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But what the fuck is no No. No.
Stop, stop, stop okay, thank youif we.
Talk about Haitian media so, because no, no lie.
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I see you at more. Comedy shows than probably.
I don't even think he will ever attend a comedy show.
But but but. No.
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Yeah, there's no. You just want artist OnStar, but
as a star. No, no, no, no.
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No do that rock side by side promoting Haitian culture.
Music, Music, Music, music, music.
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Yeah. He.
Went. To.
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Promote his show not to really to talk about his craft and they
would just. No, but you got.
To know how to do that. On both parties?
Yeah, on both. Parties, we reach out.
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We'll reach. Out too.
I always reach out. I know, tell me something.
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Hot 90 7.
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Crossover mainstream, so don't. We've we've always been B2B
direct to consumer generic or generic Fenby right, right.
So it's. Very dope 7. 150 people, all
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right, to the point we had to add a second show.
Second show showed out in three days ago.
Yo, that's crazy. Really.
Oh yeah, man, Analytics you. Now let me fake up commerce we.
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Put like Canada 2009, I've been doing this.
So that's the second you're doing.
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First, yeah, don't. Myself, I'm.
Getting people who never got fish like, you know, yeah, you
know, we got a shout out to themtoo.
But yo, they've been left. My favorite side don't Canada
was always been with me. You don't get set to Canada.
I know it's off topic but. 35. 45 minutes.
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So many questions, friends, friends
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that I don't know. Friends.
I'm gonna invite all my friends.That's why it's called.
OK, now who's? Not your friend, but that's the
thing, I don't have no beef so every.
Follow me, who is the? Comedian active?
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Yeah, you're looking at it, bro.Good.
Ends OK, I got the. Reason why I said.
That, but I'm gonna have two specials out right now.
That means 2 albums, but still. But that's what I'm.
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Saying I'm a Haitian. Bro TJ listen to me.
TJ is English. TJ comics man ugly.
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You're ugly too. See.
You know about you I. Just dropped we just dropped say
Joe and friends with tea. No song that's good.
Watch it on YouTube. Success when Mem.
Mem. Maya, Elizabeth.
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OK. We.
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Black wiki Chilo chilo. Okay, listen to me everybody.
Right. Black, black, black.
Black. Black.
Black, black, black was. Stage inference Canada this.
Year bro. Yes bro.
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And it gradually gets there flying motherfuckers out to.
Perform his shit bro. Friends, Junior Ali.
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Friends. ABC.
OK, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
What? He's funny.
Can we play his? Stuff.
You have a shit. You said it already.
Please. No, don't work like that.
Did you send? It doesn't.
Work like that. Oh, it doesn't work like this is
ancient podcast, but we're not that.
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We're not that like. We can do it.
We can't think. We're CNN.
No, no, no, no. He watch it all.
Right. He.
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Looks funnier than you. Of course you look scary.
You know I'm serious bro. Again.
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That's why we're building something.
You never heard of him? Yeah, no, I've.
Heard of him is good right is right him right now.
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Is good. NIT.
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I think you need to. The.
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Production we got. A real we got.
A real cruise if I fed. The my guy called PC Bro.
We have a real crew. They work with Netflix and
everything. So bro, I didn't spend no, you
know, I put my foot in this bro more plus, you know, that's a
40,000. We had the exactly nab Luis
pasta Nufil Luis pasta. It was free for people to come.
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No bro, no one ticket but it is sold.
Out too so. You got some money?
Yeah, Yeah, we. Live taping.
Live taping live. No, but I'm going like my shit
is. Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, we try to pitch it by a by a network like.
Well, well, well. Black Bob Zeki, Bob Zeki, you
know, but we reach out to a network.
It be Madam Vice President in network, like all Americans
don't like watching movies with subtitles.
Got it, Madam. Nancy.
Man, with all due respect, I'm an American and I watch movies
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with subtitles, So what the fuckare you talking about?
Yeah, dog, you know that's the problem.
That's the problem. Just refresh.
That's the problem. You pack up pinpoint we, I.
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Think it's a platform? And that's, you know.
That's the you. That's the biggest problem I.
I I get because in laughing Laughing by
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Amazon online on YouTube I can'teven.
Keep going until you know everybody gotta do their own.
(02:18:16):
Job bro. Google what the fuck are these
Haitians doing here? Google.
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When? I say something about the
Haitian at Google. We talked to, you know, them,
you know. Them take over Silicon Valley
video headquarter Google San Francisco, Google Haiti.
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OK so but bro.
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A a, a a platform Google Classroom.
OK, so they're working. That's something that I know.
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So if that's not there, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, you're going on the right path.
Right now because of AI now no second border.
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I'm just saying commit you are you crazy platform platform
study get translate on black. That's why I'm no no, it works
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in English. It would be Alcoholics just like
their. Fathers, it works.
It works. Yeah, OK yeah, that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get.
It black. Comedy is universal, but humor
is cultural. Even when I perform my Kevin
(02:22:05):
Hart, I mean, I'm just giving our Dave Chappelle.
They dubbed it in French. Coming to America was a comedy
movie until I came to America and learn English.
Coming to America, drama, romance, the comedy comes in in
the form of dialogue. There's no Kung Fu in it, bro.
(02:22:31):
That's karate, bro. Then they get to learn a
choreography bro I do. Production.
Where is the Samuel? Jackson.
Samuel Jackson. So come on.
But we knew it was comedy. Brutal.
OK, put. That anything in French it.
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Was a love story. No, no.
Let. Me tell you it's coming up there
over drama facts, facts, New York them.
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French already fucked up the drop for you because this shit
is called Coming to America so you have to watch them.
Bro coming to America, the Prince in new.
York No, it's the. Prince in New York so you you
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fuck up the job bro and New Yorksay New York No, you fuck up
the. Job bro, because listen.
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Home alone, you remember. Home alone.
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No, no, let me tell you the jokeis coming to.
America, that's the joke. That's already the joke bro.
Like if you live in the culture,you understand English coming to
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America. You.
Fuck up the movie for me. Hold on, Joe.
All I'm.
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Is. Of assholes.
It makes sense bro. OK, OK, come up.
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Stand up Haitian spoken Haitian understood.
What do? You mean?
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No. You.
Like the? Dinner game that was weird
that's. No.
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It's a play on word with OK, which one you guys speak Korea?
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Which one you guys speak Haitian?
Only one person stand up. From.
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Swahili. Swahili.
But guess what guys? Hence why they speak English.
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See, I make it. American.
Even in American. Because I'm very passionate
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about this, let me tell you. This week, American even here in
America, bro. I could go some.
Places here and you go to some places, some people would be
like, hey man, you're in America, you speak American.
If I can't fail, I see snus. I know because even me as a
black guy here in America, so won't call me any Sotico de
Sotte Alvin Nazo. And when common is talking that
communism shit, I'll be like heyman, you're in America, you
(02:29:34):
speak American. Because guess what, to speak
American is to speak liberty is to speak democracy and God damn
it, to speak American is to speak guns.
Okay, so there is something called speaking American because
I make I. Food.
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You speak his tongue. It's an American, literally the
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geographical. You could look it up bro.
Like America has like geographical like association
and shit like that where they give like lines, borders and
names. You have.
(02:32:07):
You know, you end up really ignorant or this guy's.
No, no, no. Magic is irrefutable, bro.
It's irrefutable. Beautiful, bro.
OK, OK. I was.
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Like, oh, that's cool. But.
Sure, but. Yeah.
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Go ahead, you were saying we theAI.
Shit. Did you check out the AI thing?
Which one? Which AI thing?
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They expect a longer conversation.
Not like shorts. It's gonna happen.
We we, we. Well, you know bro, it takes.
It takes time and money. Yeah, no way.
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No. Like he has a cement
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introduction and then Lee goes with like 2-3 questions, right?
Maybe he felt pretty short, likeless than 3 minutes, less than 3
minutes from the football. I love it.
I think it was super creative. Super creative the baby the.
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Baby party or the dog or. Really.
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Good. The shoulder stand up.
The stand up. Yeah, well, the stand.
Up because I'm still. Trying to get in contact with
Netflix the gatekeepers world. It's it's hard.
Wyclef Wyclef coming to a. Netflix.
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Film. No, no, no.
No. No, no, he's.
Working on an animated movie. Oh yeah, the animation.
He's working on an animated movie.
(02:37:13):
But what I'm saying is, you don't.
Mind reaching out? Like my show's ready.
I invested my life into it. Maybe it's about Netflix.
It could be Peacock. It could be Hulu.
It could be. It could be.
Yeah. No.
But. No no, it could be film that
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hub, no film hub that net they are come see your voice by.
Two network you, you did pitch it.
By everybody else, it'd be Mishwasi.
No, so I love film hub that net.What kind of if he Musu to be
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pick all of them. It's just Netflix buffet potsy.
They buy a sign, but you got to have a agent or you have to have
an entertainment lawyer to reachout to them.
But to be by. The thing is, you press.
The pattern on the moon. Cup picture, right?
Because the thing about pick what they want, pick what they
want. Or they create their own
(02:38:17):
production. They do their own production.
Do their own production instead.Of you having to try to make
that money back. Yeah.
So I'm good. Yeah.
It covers everything. Where I seem like so.
(02:38:38):
Amazon And then I have to reallywork at it to make the money
back, right? Netflix, sit back and watch your
money pile up. But there's a Netflix.
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And this who then set me and I see.
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Don't give a damn. Really.
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OK, class class class class class.
Class No no no by. The way.
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For life. Yeah.
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The but that's the thing I told this thing I'm like bro can I
probably don't even. Remember you like I feel.
Like I'm. Old enough to be like.
(02:43:27):
Honestly. So it's really a way of saying,
yeah, you're the funny 1. You come.
Yeah. So I get it bro Cheeky.
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It's on. No, no, no.
(02:45:01):
Anyway guys, so. Thanks for coming bro.
I. Don't know, man.
(02:45:37):
Oh yeah, Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm in Tampa. That's probably why.
(02:46:01):
Like, you know, unless. Actually from.
Complement Relevant, right? That means you're working.
If you were down here, you'd definitely be bigger.
You think so? Absolutely you'd be.
Cafe. Cultural Center it'd be.
(02:46:40):
Easier. For them to let's.
Start by GJ bullet. OK, GJ bullet.
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Yes, as a headliner DJ, Yes. No stage.
The biggest? And.
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Saturday, Some, some big. Stage DA some bell.
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I. I'm going to say, oh, by the
way, by the way, I wanted to sayby the.
Way diamonds I. Agree with you that got the.
Interview Anya low money managerAnya SK Anya is the best singer
and he couldn't answer. See money and fire me.
(02:48:32):
See. What the fuck?
Yes. No, because there's no way.
My manager, they ask you where? Shout out to my manager Dhoni
Seymour Sumani. Who's the biggest Haitian?
The biggest? Comedian, I think.
(02:49:00):
She's the best. Singer bro.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
Come see, I'm like, right? No, I get.
It bro no. I'm sorry, but people.
(02:49:35):
Say on the Internet I could. Never be me dog.
I swear to God my *** I wish I gave a fuck about people now but
yeah man, so. Anyway.
I think. The thing is, somebody for live
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create a breakdown. Did you see it?
No, I didn't see it. She had a.
Break, but at the same that's not crying some break.
Yeah, but at. The same at the.
Same time, this is not the. First time I think.
You will have a cozy manager. What I'm trying to say is.
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I. I.
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I. I.
Know it's getting crazy.
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If it's. Bad.
It's bad. I'll get back you.
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Sure, it's a mental breakdown so.
I just need to stay away from the phone.
This one fell live. That's it.
Yeah, everything happened on TikTok.
Control it. Yeah.
Of course, if you want to. If you want to go and.
(02:53:23):
Say something. You prepare, really.
You go and you say that, and then you leave.
Did you see what happened? No, you lie.
(02:53:52):
You. Disconnected.
Oh yeah, you. So that's the thing.
I'm lost. Stay with me, stay with me.
Stay with me. Which is good for video and then
(02:54:22):
they do a video for this. So which is good.
(02:55:08):
OK, let me hear this shit. So what the fuck?
(02:55:35):
But if what if you disagree? With what he did.
OK. Let me disagree.
I don't hear you're going to remove.
The shout out No, no, no leave. The shout out but I want to hear
what he did let. Me.
Let me. Tell you what he did, Let me
tell you. What he did, clean everything
with the two points, Flav went on TikTok no live.
(02:56:05):
Pacquiao the video, Video Mel. Pacquiao the video the CD album.
Nicola, you can focus on your album.
What's wrong with that? Bro?
What the what are you saying? What are?
You saying are you? Serious.
(02:56:26):
You're. Joking, right?
No. Hold on, hold on.
I might see a more thin alive like flave flave green
available. Bolov de Laptonian Dukelov.
OK. Yeah.
(02:56:54):
But these are all lies. What are you talking?
No. Is that what we're saying?
That's not what we're talking. About no.
But do we know what happened? Movement.
Flavour Madamly No. We seriously take a flip that
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they go come see the personally public you.
That's a good bullshit, so live.See.
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No, Madam. No, Madam.
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Are you right? You right so.
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I get it. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. So.
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It's a. We.
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Tony. Tony.
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We. No, no, because.
Do. It all the time.
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Wait, no, wait, wait. I.
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I'm. Sure, he's.
Right at the end of. The.
Day. You just never know that boy is
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going to grow up. He's going to see the videos or
hero, but and someone will mention it to him.
You know that you know that, right?
This is not 1940s where information just vanish, right?
It's here forever. Let's move on, man.
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This was. No.
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So what do? You.
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Mean by, which is like we'll.
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Fix. That we'll fix that, yeah.
So from women. No, because at the end of the
day this size OK. At the end of the day, pop the
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balloon my friend, you know. You know I have mad love mad.
Love for you anyway guys, it's 11.
And. Can stay and do the show.
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No, no, no, no. We can saw compounded beach we.
Can saw somewhere. We can saw compounded beach.
Hennessy Plug. It was until a certain date,
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Really. Yeah.
We still have it. No, no, no.
They don't. They don't sponsor this.
No, if they don't. Sponsor the show.
They don't. Sponsor.
Easy. Sure.
Continuous. I'm going to be continuous the.
Problem with that too. They want.
Data. No, but no.
The industry is more about party.
Vibes and things like. That we're not about party vibes
(03:07:37):
to tell. So that's the fact that some
fest was a party day plug. Yeah, we can connect you.
Yeah, I'm trying to do with the.Sidre and friends.
Tour in America, man. Book of venue.
Porn comedy show. Come on come on come on.
(03:08:01):
Pick venues. Thankfully here in America give
venue. For the ceilings are low, the
the the rooms are sound. You know proof.
So like they they make the soundbounce against the wall.
No lonely so flapping me louder bro, it's louder.
(03:08:24):
Don't. You see what I get style.
I'm gonna feel Hard Rock. You know, I could do it like a
James L Theatre. Yeah, they get tell my tea.
Yeah. Get, get, get venue.
Speaking of Hard Rock, Andrew Schultz.
Hard Rock the. Women, Yeah, he's funny.
(03:08:47):
Yeah, he's funny movie for courtand it's like living part OC.
It's like, it's like send up this shit right here.
(03:09:10):
So I didn't think it was as funny.
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No, no, no, no, no. Imagine.
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No. He had a great.
(03:11:48):
You know what I'm saying, bro? His daughter is fine, bro, but
Haitian, He's Haitian. Haitian like you are.
Jasper No. No.
He's Jasper, Yeah. So no.
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No. No, no.
No, no, no, no. That's it.
(03:13:34):
What? You life
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What? If anyway we do comedy.
So we're not all in the videos. OK, talking about comedy, come
to different how about? Comedy I need to do your kids to
kid tweet flavour by safer problem at least you've limited
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you know just to decrease more safer manager flavour manager
Gabel Sephora album. No, no, no.
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It's all about women empowerment, of course.
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So crazy. Photograph Crazy
video. New York, Some Domingo.
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No. Okay.
Johnny DJ? DJ who, Kid?
You know him? Yeah.
Is going to be there, Johnny NewYork?
Absolutely. Dominican first class.
Yeah, You know what I mean? Like, you know.
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X. 2. That's next week.
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The heart was always off-limits to surgeons. Cutting into it spelled instant death for the patient. That is, until a ragtag group of doctors scattered across the Midwest and Texas decided to throw out the rule book. Working in makeshift laboratories and home garages, using medical devices made from scavenged machine parts and beer tubes, these men and women invented the field of open heart surgery. Odds are, someone you know is alive because of them. So why has history left them behind? Presented by Chris Pine, CARDIAC COWBOYS tells the gripping true story behind the birth of heart surgery, and the young, Greatest Generation doctors who made it happen. For years, they competed and feuded, racing to be the first, the best, and the most prolific. Some appeared on the cover of Time Magazine, operated on kings and advised presidents. Others ended up disgraced, penniless, and convicted of felonies. Together, they ignited a revolution in medicine, and changed the world.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.